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Speaker 1 (00:25):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio. We
go rolling through your Friday in September. I got time
to mess with thins. You're tracking the Big Show Big Box.
John Boy's old girlfriend is now working at Hooters church
or keywords Hooters girlfriend. Go ahead, get jealous hit the
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big box at the Big Show dot com where right
now it's time to Meca bloone. Let's mean I could
test it. Michael from Stedman, North Carolina. Good morning, Michael,
Good morning, John Boy. How are we doing today? By third?
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We are so awesome? I hope you are.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
It's a fantastic Friday morning. Already bed and chicks as
I already had a youth with talk Chip took.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Nuki. Let me play with Tator a little bit and
you got you a good morning here, Michael, Yes, sir,
all right then, hope you get two bells before two buzzers.
You know the deal for the mount Now the pickles
prize back here we go, take takeo.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
In Italy it is traditional to throw rice at newlywed couples,
just as it is here. But it is also traditional
to throw something else in Italy, what.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
For soccer games and national elections, It matter.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
But I go ahead and say, cruder that one.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
It's also traditional to throw shoes, throw shoes at newlywed couples.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Michael, yes, I will say, yes it is.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
So you are agreeing with shoes.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I'm gonna go with it.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Making sure. Okay, no money. We were just talking about
and mafia weddings that you grew up with, Taylor, young dance.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I thought I thought it was supposed to be a hit.
I thought it was supposed to be a hit to
the group to go ahead and walk away.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Now, well, that's your problem. I can you think too much.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
That's why.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
That's probably why I got to divorcers.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Tell you what. The money dance is very popular.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yeah, so yeah, it was money. So well that's all right,
that's one boss. Okay, Well let's we didn't do well
in Italy, Taylor. Let's go to Mexico. All right? If
you plan on driving to Mexico for a summer vacation,
you should get something Mexican for your car.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
What is it? A box of drywall screws?
Speaker 7 (03:14):
Way, Homer, Okay, something Mexican car.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
I think that you should probably get a driver's permit.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
A driver's permit for your car. Okay, Michael, do you
agree or disagree?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I've been to Mexico, but I always took a bus.
I have to do that. I'm going to disagree because
I think it should be fuzzy dice for your rear
view mirror.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Okay, so well it doesn't really matter what you think,
but you are. You're messing me up, So.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I disagree.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Disagree. Well that was the thing to do. Yeah, that's right.
Insurance issued by a Mexican company. Well, you didn't need
to know that you're one of us. But the chickens.
You wouldn't feed Mexican chickens this morning.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
You know they like to fight chickens. So you know,
I go down to make some side bunny how I'm going?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Uh, you've been been traciskolf? Are you okay? You were
hitting ahead?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Were you?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Frida?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
It's a Southern thing. I thought y'a would understand.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Uh so uh that is one bells all right, Michael,
here we go. You're gonna win or to lose it
right here? Yes, so Marcy the Russian government, let's go
to Russia.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
Here.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
I'm doing so well.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Is trying to meet it's people's growing consumer demands. What
one item is most desired by.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Russian I know this one a one way ticket to
anywhere else, ticket out, ticket anywhere.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I can't get it too.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
The growing consumer demand is for cars.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
For cars number one. All right, Michael, agree or disagree?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I disagree because it's blue jeans.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Okay, and he was right on the mobiles sure enough?
All right, dog going Michael one.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
But you know what I I that far from the
Mount Alli pickle factory. I just go get the myself.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
The boy wait a word, we'll get your consolation prize.
Hang on for Jackie, my boy. Appreciate you.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Thank you, y'all. Y'all have a fantastic pride.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Here we go, jumping down, catching you up on your
news right on the other side of time capsule. But
the Friday, Good.
Speaker 8 (06:01):
Morning, this is the award winning John Boy and Billy
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Big Show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 9 (06:47):
Thank you, John Boy, you're well. Good morning everybody. It's
mister Rubar here for some Hume. Good morning, Good morning, Randy,
stand and buye for Hume. Does your wife know you're
wearing her shoes?
Speaker 10 (07:02):
Actually?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Yes, what about the blouse?
Speaker 11 (07:07):
I laid it out last night. This is something my mother,
My mother says you know, just like you like it?
Thanks Mom, Now I'll make you laugh.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Why do termites?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
I'll take that bit. I mean, what do termites say?
Speaker 6 (07:28):
It works?
Speaker 9 (07:31):
What do they have for breakfast? Oak meal? What kind
of school does a carpenter go to? Boarding school?
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Board? What are you buying? Bazooka bubblegum or something?
Speaker 9 (07:50):
No, but you know that Pazuka Joe's turtleneck that goes
up over his nose.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yeah, that might be a good look for you. I'll
try that.
Speaker 9 (07:58):
A man came around and high I spit after a
serious accident. He shouted, doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
The doctor said, I know, I've.
Speaker 9 (08:07):
Cut your arms off. What do you call a cow
that lives in an igloo?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
An Eski Moon.
Speaker 9 (08:19):
Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid,
the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let
the other one off after the flash on his camera mountfunction.
What did Satan get back from the drug store? What
prints of darkness? Why didn't the squirrel cross the telephone
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wire because the line was busy? Are there blood banks
in England?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Answer? You don't know.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
Do you know?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
We don't know? I don't either.
Speaker 9 (09:03):
But there's a Liverpool. And what was on the license
plate of the pickup truck of the sheep farmer?
Speaker 1 (09:13):
What you haul?
Speaker 9 (09:18):
That's a baby sheep.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
You've been buying Jegermeister again.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
No, but that's not a bad idea.
Speaker 9 (09:26):
Now, this is the story of zeba Dayah, a farmer
who was in the fertilized egg business. He had several
hundred young laying hens called pullets, and eight or ten roosters.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Pullets got roosters sounded kind of weird too.
Speaker 9 (09:42):
Yeah, the roosters, they haven't got me concentrating. It was
their job to fertilize the eggs. See when a rooster
likes a hen very very much.
Speaker 12 (09:53):
Well.
Speaker 9 (09:53):
Zeb kept careful records in Any rooster that didn't perform
came out of the starting lineup and went right into
the soup pot. All this record keeping took an awful
lot of Zeb's time. So Zeb got a set of
tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Now, each
bell had a different tone, so that Zeb could tell
from a distance which rooster was performing. Hit set on
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the porch and fill out efficiency report.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Simply by listening to the bell.
Speaker 13 (10:24):
Now, where were they working in the hotel lobby.
Speaker 9 (10:27):
You try to find a bell at six o'clock. Anyway,
Zeb's favorite rooster was old Brewster, and a fine one.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
He was Tooter.
Speaker 9 (10:38):
But on this particular morning, Zeb noticed that Brewster's bell
had not rung at all, so he went to investigate. Well,
the other roosters were chasing pullets. Bells are ringing. Well,
the pullets would hear the roosters coming and would run
for cover.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
And who can blame them?
Speaker 9 (10:58):
But to Zeb's amazement, Bruce had his belt in his beak,
so it couldn't ring.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
It is what beak?
Speaker 9 (11:04):
Oh his little rooster lips?
Speaker 1 (11:06):
How does he goes back if his mouth is full?
Speaker 9 (11:08):
Shut up ring hit sneak up on a pullet, get
busy and walk on to the next one.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Huh.
Speaker 9 (11:16):
Zeb was so proud of Brewster the rooster that he
entered him in the County Fair, and Brewster was an
overnight sensation. The judges awarded him the no Bell Peace
Prize and the pullet Surprise.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Bullet Surprise, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Get out, I'm getting it.
Speaker 9 (11:36):
I'm mister Rubarb, saying I'm mister Rubb.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Hey you want to bar my blouse.
Speaker 14 (11:41):
Fuck you, John Boyan, Dillyod Morning rad Yo, dumb right,
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good morning.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
It's a bixs on the radio. Twenty minutes Time Songs
and Johnson's we celebrate his pics for week one on
this Friday to thirteenth, thirteen and two. Then I do
it over so I didn't have to hear the twice.
Oh take me three hours, I'll figure out. So yes,
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I'm in time.
Speaker 6 (12:44):
Man.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
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picking every game this weekend as well. They give away
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Speaker 10 (13:26):
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Ha ha.
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Speaker 3 (14:35):
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for ten days. Then the manager came in with a
locksmith and opened the handcuffs.
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Ha ha.
Speaker 10 (15:00):
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on the butt cheek, but hell, I didn't care. I
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warn't fancy, but she ran with a pretty upscalarted crowd.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
She was like one of them uh common leon spinks lizards.
Speaker 10 (15:17):
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her ability to lie when the truth would have been
a better story. It's like she considerated it a challenge
or something. She eventually lied her way into college because
there ain't no way that she was that smart. Now
I knew she was dating around with them praternity bros,
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but she always come home to ike. It was about
this time her temper come into play.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
Now.
Speaker 10 (15:43):
I don't know if it was the stress or the booze,
but she'd go a tomical at little things like only
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But it was when she cussed the girl Scouts a
blue streak for not having tag alongs that I started
to regret teaching her all them profeint teddies.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Then one night.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
She didn't come home talk, she didn't answer the phone.
Speaker 10 (16:08):
I drove my Brohm all over town, checking dive bars
and free clinics.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Nothing.
Speaker 10 (16:14):
I was emotionality obliterated. I drank more than usual. I
even gave her Vinis. And then one day I got
a letter from her, a wedding invitationary.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
She was marrying a white guy. Men, what of that?
Speaker 5 (16:34):
Man?
Speaker 10 (16:36):
I give this skank my heart and she doesn't drive
the staking her like I was a counter darcular, I
was never the same after that. I gave up women
for almost two weeks. I never forgave her, and I
never heard from her again until a month ago, talking
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all sweet and needing a favor. Well, demon, you can
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bared my soul and told you about that evil a hole.
It haunts my dreams and now I'm embarrassed that I
ever knocked boots with a Heltha Heiress. I hope she
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toe of its boot.
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Good morning. You got the Big Show on the radio.
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
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You come on me to day because you no no
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daughter's wedding. I shall grint your request. Someday I may
ask a favor of you, maybe a hair cut. Maybe
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Maybe I'll just ask you to listen to John Boy
and Billy on the Big Show. Would you rather wake
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up with a horse's head or these two horses eyes?
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get that on you collector. Won't take it till the
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David Pearson would not be a part of that. And
let's say who the winner is?
Speaker 16 (19:23):
Wow out of Sumter, South Carolina, John Princher, Good work, John,
putting your name in a hat and getting it drawn
out for the wind.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Get it seed down Sumter, Yamn.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
Lucky Friday, the thirteenth year.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Next week, I'm gonna tease you a little bit something
from one of saddam Whose Saints places that I got
from a special ops friend that shuts be named. All right,
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They be checking through the weekend. We're starting this afternoon
at the Big Show dot Com. Sorn Son up next,
we roll on Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Coming up we play wordy word for the Happy Herd
Prize by hang over that right now. Our Friday morning
quarterback Tom Sorenson looking at week two of the NFL season.
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Good morning Tom, Good morning timboy. All right, man, I
am awesome. Cannot wait for this weekend. And let me
brag on you about last weekend. We've been going on
all all morning about thirteen and two last week boy,
we didn't count a Thursday night game. You went fourteen
and two. Have you ever started a season that good?
Speaker 12 (21:01):
Tom, trust me, if I had, i'd remember, and I
have not. So this was. Yeah, it's a good way
to wun some close ones and hopefully I can do
better this week.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
And the thing about it, Tayner pointed out, you did
lose your lot one of only two losses. One was
Cincinnati losing to New England sixteen to.
Speaker 12 (21:25):
Ten at home. That one surprised me, and I just
got to come back better, John, I.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
Pointed it out with a little bit of love.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
You say somebody else had a good start in the
NFL as a whole.
Speaker 12 (21:43):
Yeah, they, Man, they attracted an average of twenty one
million viewers a game, and that is up a full
twelve percent from last season. Last season was good. And
that number even includes the Carolina New Orleans game, which
if you're in this part of the country, I tell
you that was almost unwatchable.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
I know, I want to get back to that in
the second. But what about Thursday's opener in Baltimore, Kansas City.
You said that was the highest rated game in a
long time.
Speaker 12 (22:13):
Yeah, NBC televised it, and that was our highest rated
game since two thousand and six. And yeah, Taylor Swift
was there, but typically they would show her twenty five
thirty times. To their credit, they only showed her twenty.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Nice all right time. The Panthers, our hometown team, said
they were tough to watch. I've been listening to it
all week. First played the game, Bryce throws an interception
and it's downhill from there, if that's possible. What's your take, buddy?
Speaker 12 (22:46):
You know, I said nice things about Dave Cannatlis, the
first time first year head coach here, and I just
spent some time with him at camp, and I thought, man,
this is a guy I want to play for. And
he just seemed perpetually surprised. It's like whenever New Orleans
would callored blitz, it was like, hey, what's that? It
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was just a surprise. And the defense was just user friendly.
It was like room services, Yeah, give us, we'll order
nine yards in this one. Thanks. But I tell you
that Bryce Young, you know, who was the number one
pick in the draft a year ago, nice guy, but
boy was he terrible. The thing is, I don't care
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how well you move, how well you go deep. You
have to be accurate. You have to hit the passage
you're supposed to hit, and he missed so many open receivers.
And it's scary to think of because he has to
get better or he is not an NFL quarterback in
these parts. Yeah, people want to run him out of town.
It's way too early. But it was if you're a
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panthero fon boy, that was that was scary.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
So you say to replace Young now would not be
the thing to do.
Speaker 12 (23:59):
Now you bring in the red rifle, who's middle aged
Andy Dalton, And what do you get out of it?
I mean, they are not going to do anything without
Young taking him there, and you might as well find
out because if he can't play, you're going to get
a really high pick next season. There are going to
be quarterbacks available in top five and you are likely
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to take one of them. So I don't want to
give up at the one game. I don't like panicing
in any fast in the life. Give this guy a chance.
But we saw nothing in Week one.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
A couple of blocks from here uptown Charlotte home opener,
the Chargers come to town. What's that gonna be like?
Speaker 12 (24:38):
You can find I went online. I had heard that
somebody bought tickets for a dollar eighty apiece. Now I've
found no evidence of that, but I could find one
for sixteen dollars. And to put that in perspective, the
average ticket last week at the opener season opener Baltimore case,
the average ticket was four hundred nine two dollars.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Man, that's wild goes here, we're talking about uptown and crime.
I had two Panthers tickets on my dashboard. Somebody broke
the window and put two more on there, so it
was terrible. So you talk about Joey Bosa, who is
a pretty good edge rusher. Man Bryce Young looked like
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he was saying ghost like, oh, if Bosa gets do him,
it ain't gonna be pretty.
Speaker 12 (25:29):
And he's healthy. He was not healthy really last season,
and he was tremendous in the opener against Las Vegas.
It was like he had an invitation to the Raiders backfield.
So boy they are. And on top of that, Panthers
lost their best player, Derek Brown, offensive tackle. He's out
for the season. That's high from that physically winched.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Oh right, alright, buddy, Well, you gonna pick every game
this weekend coming off of full fourteen and two number
one week. We'll see it just a little bit. Tom,
Thank you, Buddy, thank you. All right, let's play wordy
word in the meantime. Get our requested bit a one
eight hundred big shows you told free line across America.
Get a couple contestants play next. Good morning, there's a
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now that's it. Who grabbed a wordy.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
Word crowding everybody's head about the bed?
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Get my birdy word? That a worthy word. Let's meet
our contestants. These are brothers from the same mother. We
got Nathan and Boyle from McIntosh, Georgia. Good morning, Nathan,
Good morning morning, Good Buddy, Good morning, Boil, Good.
Speaker 13 (27:39):
Morning, John Boy and I believe my name is Doyle Jackets.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
I was saying about that. I did hear that. I
wanted to hear the backstory on Boyle Jackie things. That's
a white people got stupid names. Yeah, Boyle, I love
that boy. I love you because he knows you're stupid.
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I'm ready to be mean.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
You must have said his name like.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Alright, oh, kind of that. Alright, Me and Nathan on
one side, Tater and Doyle on the other. All right, boys,
glad you're here. A noh you rex Me and Nathan
for the first thirty seconds. All right, Nathan, are you ready?
All I see what we can do. Start the clock now.
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Not the north, we live in thee. Yeah, uh huh.
A blank man. In the old days you lived in
a wa There was a woe hermit named Dave who
lived by himself in a word, did the blank men? Yeah, Cave?
All right, A pound of this. This is your skin
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and the word for skin it's your uh yeah, A
blank wound meat? Another blank wound like this your skin,
not meat. Damn. All right, two on the board too,
Jack you already had three down. I'm sure it's gonna
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get it, all right, Mark, got all two on the board.
All right, baller, all right, no, y'all picking up on
that last one.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
It's a blank eating bacteria eats your skin.
Speaker 5 (29:36):
Yes, uh, this is just they picked you were picked
out of the by a blank drawing. Just no no orders,
just no order. Yes, yeah, this a I is creating
a bunch of these. They might clean your house, they
clean your hot A bride may wait to wear this
over her face.
Speaker 6 (29:57):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (29:58):
You grow up, grow up to be a what You're
not a kid?
Speaker 1 (30:02):
You're up to.
Speaker 16 (30:03):
All rather a dog gone it dole.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
I'll put five on the board there, Nathan, take the
lead by three, but we still got thirty seconds. See
what we can do. All right, you ready, Nathan? All right,
come on, body, all right, start the clock now. Well
I'm dazed and.
Speaker 6 (30:24):
Confused.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Yes, uh huh, buy me uh one of these to
get in. You gotta have a what yeah, uh huh.
The late blank news. Also this of the newspaper, the
Saturday blank, the Saturday blank of this one thing, the
Saturday blank Big Show. It's the late latest. You have
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the latest blank of this magazine Latest? No, all right,
well we do two on the two or four? Dog
on it? Doll done? One why boy. All right, boys,
well we appreciate y'all playing. Nathan, you can try again
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in time. Door You're gonna hang on for your big
old happy Herd prize. Pike. All right, boys, can I
give a shout out? Absolutely? I just want to give
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He is a boy olt on the butt a two minutes?
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Sorry?
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All right?
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going to France. I'm not here too, trip. I can't
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I said, okay, all right, that w there's been trim hell,
hey's this point?
Speaker 6 (33:01):
All my life on a fight about it?
Speaker 5 (33:03):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (33:04):
John Wood Billy here? How you doing?
Speaker 6 (33:05):
Many saying are you beg old hurry ready?
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Or hadn't heard from you in a while?
Speaker 4 (33:12):
Man?
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Is it true? I've heard where you been?
Speaker 12 (33:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (33:14):
A man never just got back from France.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
My god, I didn't believe it. Well, how in the
world did that happen?
Speaker 16 (33:19):
Wow?
Speaker 6 (33:20):
Neverard was reading this year a trade journal down at
the body shark.
Speaker 12 (33:24):
Uh huh.
Speaker 6 (33:24):
It seems this auto parts company was running the contest.
How many lug ranches is hidden in the picture intown Hall?
Seventeen of them?
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Un So went to Paris.
Speaker 6 (33:41):
Huh, that's a pre securing picture. I never recommend him,
and I rand up there, I do. We've heard if
they think Jerry Lewis is a comedy genius, Uh huh,
one of us might go over and get voted the
sexiest man alive.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
So what was it like?
Speaker 6 (33:57):
Well, now you you heard a lot about how mean
the French art to what they call the ugly American. Yeah, well,
let me tell you I ain't real fond of the
stupid American. Never got arrested about fifteen minute, gods rested.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
What happened?
Speaker 6 (34:13):
Oh it's snotty little French policeman all dressed up like
Charles de Gaulle, rabbed him up, carded him off to jail.
You think they'd never seen a fellow spray playing his
name on an overpass.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Why did he do that?
Speaker 6 (34:28):
Because you can drink seventeen Jack Daniels and cokes between
New York and Paris, so you.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
Are a little looped when he got off the plane.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
You.
Speaker 6 (34:40):
We got it all straightened out the next morning and
decided we try to fit in while we're there.
Speaker 8 (34:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (34:45):
Never went out and bought us one of them French
English translation books so we could speak like the natives
that work. Na's too good, bar. We sat down at
the restaurant, I had a horner ran branch never to say.
Let got tall d from Marge. Play it's done it
(35:07):
real good. Yeah, And then the feller had come back
and bring us a tennis shoe with cheese on. You know,
the funny thing is it wasn't that bad. I mean
them frogs might be snotty, but there's some working something good.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Well, how was your ol Disney?
Speaker 6 (35:22):
Oh we never made it there, Devor lost the ticket
while he's locked up in loved drunk.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
So what did you do?
Speaker 6 (35:31):
Oh? Never got this bright idea? Well, he said, let's
gets a couple of bicycles, a chicken or table clothing,
one of them big old loas of bread. It looks
like a torpedo would have a surreal long French picnic.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Jee hord. That sounds kind of romantic.
Speaker 6 (35:46):
That scared the dog. I thought some lucky Pierre it
might have got to him while he was in the
lock turns out of his eyes. He said he thought
the picnic would be a great way to pick up
a couple of them cute little French girl.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Did that work?
Speaker 6 (36:06):
All we ended up meeting was a couple of grouchy
bros dressed in black bottlenacks, smoked a lot, didn't shave
under their arms. Got dit I went to the grocery
store too.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
What happened there?
Speaker 2 (36:20):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (36:20):
Deb goes in the store and a few months later
he comes out I says, did you get what we need?
He said, yeah, but I think I got ripped off
at the checkout. I don't believe she give me back
the right chain.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Uh huh.
Speaker 6 (36:32):
I didn't have my translation book with me. You're a
better at this name. You go in there and talk
to her. So I walked in, went up to the counter,
and I say, excuse a warm my damn Paul Fay.
She says, may we, may we monsieur. I said, all right,
I want to how long you give him?
Speaker 1 (36:51):
My buddy, you were there to straighten things out?
Speaker 6 (36:57):
All right, it wouldn't have been so complicated. But they
don't use real money over there. Yeah, they give you
that stuff. Looks like that warranty you get when you
buy a coffee maker. I'm sorry. The only kind of
Franks I ever want to see again is a guy
that's got beans.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
I guess you're glad to be home.
Speaker 6 (37:14):
I got that right. Yes, I got to run here.
You're gonna see Google later on. Yeah, well you're telling
them myself, Moss.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
While look you know what you mean?
Speaker 6 (37:25):
Well do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (37:26):
I ain't got a clue.
Speaker 6 (37:27):
Well, you don't even trying to figure it out.
Speaker 5 (37:28):
To get.
Speaker 6 (37:30):
I'm going at the moat Angles, getting me some fried chickens,
y'all even saying man, oh God, blesshem.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
Good morning. This is the Big Sean Radio, my favorite
time back NFL. I'm in. Tom Srngson ficks every game
and a weekend, and there are no byes this weekend.
If a body plays, Good morning again.
Speaker 12 (38:19):
Tom, Good morning again, John Boyn.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
All right, last week Week one fourteen wins, only two losses,
So you promise you'll try to do better this week.
Here we are at week two. Those over the early
Sunday afternoon games one PM, the oh and one Indianapolis
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Colts at the O and one Green Bay packerds.
Speaker 12 (38:50):
Man, poor Green Bay Leason this quarterback least for a while.
Because of that. I like Indianapolis on the road.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
The and one Cleveland Browns at the and one Jacksonville Jaguars.
Speaker 12 (39:04):
So this is locked number one this week. Jacksonville is
a three point favorite. They win it by seven.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Ooh lock and let's put that three on there. Okay.
The one and O LA Chargers are coming to the
O and one Carolina Panthers.
Speaker 12 (39:23):
This line has jumped up and jumped up in favor
of the Chargers, and I like them. It won't be close.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Okay, The O won Las Vegas Raiders at the O
and one. Baltimore Ravens.
Speaker 12 (39:39):
I'll tell you this is a revenge game for Baltimore,
and they're gonna win big Baltimore.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
We got the one in Oh, New Orleans Saints at
the one and O. Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 12 (39:51):
Tell you, man, the Cowboys are a great regular season team.
This is a regular season so.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
I like Dallas to winning the O and one. New
York Giants at the O and one. Washington Commanders at.
Speaker 12 (40:06):
A Commander showed some life their rookie quarterback. I like them.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
I like them to win this game well with Washington
over the Giants right the O and one New York
Jets at the O and one Tennessee Titans.
Speaker 12 (40:20):
I give Aaron Rodgers credit. Instead of won in about
officiating or about life or about hairbuns, he just admitted
they played poorly, and I think they'll get it right
this season. I like the Jets on the road.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
It's on the road, all right. The one in oh
Seattle Seahawks at the one and oh New England Patriots.
Speaker 12 (40:42):
You Seattle look pretty good now, England has a good defense,
so they just don't have enough going on offensively. So
I like Seattle to witness one.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
You got the one, and Oh, San Francisco forty nine
ers are the one in Oh, Minnesota Vikings.
Speaker 12 (40:57):
That is a deep team of forty nine ers. Man
Ristin McCaffrey gone, no problem at all, and this one's
going to be close. But I will take the forty
nine ers on.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
The road, the honors on the road. Three straight Routine
and Son and then last one o'clock game one in
Old Tampa Bay at the one and oh Detroit.
Speaker 12 (41:16):
Lines Baker Mayfield. That guy looks good, uh, but he
won't be good enough. Detroit is a good team. They
weren't a close one last week, and then went another.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
One this week right in Detroit. And then we got
the three late Sunday afternoon games. First kick off four
oh five, he's an on Fox OH one, l A
Rams at the oh and one Arizona Cardinals.
Speaker 12 (41:38):
Toughest game of the week, but I'm gonna go with
the Cardinals at home.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
It was a tough one to do that. Then four
to twenty five kickoffs OH and one Cincinnati at one
in Old Kansas City.
Speaker 12 (41:51):
Casey will roll. Cincinnati's going to course some points, but
these are the Chiefs.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Right. Then we got the one in Old Pittsburgh's Balers
at the O and one Denver Broncos.
Speaker 12 (42:03):
Don't think Denver has enough offensively, and Steelers will win
a tight one.
Speaker 1 (42:09):
On the road, the Taiwan and Sunday Night Football, the
one in Oh Chicago Bears, the one and oh Houston
Texans Bears.
Speaker 12 (42:19):
It is a good game, man, two young talented quarterbacks.
Houston's at home. Their quarterbacks Strout has more experience, and
I think the Texans.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
Ticket Sun's gonna take it. Then Monday Night Football, the
oh and one Atlanta Falcons at the one and Oh
Philadelphia Eagles.
Speaker 12 (42:37):
Man cousins the new Atlanta quarterback. Look my age, which
is not good for a quarterback. I tell you this
is interesting. Philly's only a six and a half point favorite.
They're gonna win this one in double figures and they
are lock number two.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
Okay, you go catch up on that one failed lock.
So we will go lock to Philadelphia winning over Atlanta
by more than six and a half. And your first
lock Jacksonville will be Cleveland by more than three. Right,
all right? Man, you give you Tom's takes the John
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Speaker 12 (43:19):
Let's do that. Everybody have a good weekend. Then, as always,
thank you.
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