September 16, 2024 • 35 mins
Monday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Robert Earl goes Swervin’ in My Lane.. - We dust off a classic John Boy & Billy Playhouse performance starring the late great, Dub Starnes.. - Marvin Webster notes that “his people” aren’t stealing scrap metal - and why.. - Musical Genius and Big Show Buddy, Paul Thorn scrubs off his hit single; “It’s A Great Day to Whoop Somebody’s Ass”.. - Comedian Greg Warren tells about the time he was carjacked.. - and we’ll have Clyde the Camel lock up for us…
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Speaker 1 (00:25):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Run into your Monday, September the sixteenth. Today's feature track
from the Big Show bit Box, Doctor Jacko and mister Clyde.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Tricky. Where is mister Clyde? Dogs?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I love that camel from Ray Stevens back when I
was just a little key had run around.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
But my princes and Graham don't care.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Who knew it was a sign?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Doctor?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
All right?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Then, well it's brought to you by the Main of America,
Robill four hundred. That happened Sunday, October thirteenth at Sharna
Motor Speedway.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I never thought that would happen either. Hey words, mister
Clyde at a good box. Okay, I bet let's do it.
Take that.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
His time.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Boy be the blonde me not contestant and a wallin Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
It's Bruce. Good morning, Bruce.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Hey you building, Thank you, joy a Hi.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Body, We are awesome, welcome in here. Alright, Bruce. We're
gonna ask Tata some questions.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
You agree and disagree, get two bells before two buzzers.
You got the big old prize pie God. All right,
I see when you read Tator, You're there's some people.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
O Tater.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Alright, Marcy, you're planning a trip to Siberia. Oh, I
am mamma. Are you more likely to die there from
frostbite or sunstroke?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Wow? I didn't know they give you a choice. I'm
gonna say frost bite.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
That's a frost bite in Siberia. Likely to die from frostbite, Bruce.
Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 6 (02:18):
I agree?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
And now sunstroke.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
See, contrary to popular belief, sunstroke is a much greater
problem than frostbite in Siberia.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
You always thinking that.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
The cold was there, right sidetroke. Okay, we'll learn something
about Siberia. He's got a buzzer. Okay, let's go to
a truer false question.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Oh, your favorite.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Prisoners at the Mexico City Jail get regular bus tours
of the city in order to let them see the
people who are free.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
That's probably why no one ever tries to escape, Dalia outing.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
I am going to say that that is true.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
That is true, all right, Bruce, So career disagree? I agree?
And that was the thing to do. Yes, they believe
it motivates them to behave.
Speaker 7 (03:21):
If you'll notice here on the left, cartel are hanging
out over.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Here here we go go win the loser right here?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
All right?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Out of every ten people who are audited by the
I R S, how many end up paying more taxes?
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Eleven eleven out of ten?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I think that's what you're gonna do, right, the free tax.
You're probably gonna have a kid. We're gonna go ahead
and taxing.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Oh you have a business, We'll just go ahead and
get your money now.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
So out of every ten, every audited.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
May end up paying paying more tax seven seven.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Seven out of ten. That would be seventy percent. Bruce,
do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 8 (04:08):
I agree?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
And that w.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Well I was saying, came in hand me for you
one way there, Bruce Hockey filed an extension, thank you.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Why else would they do it?
Speaker 9 (04:26):
All right?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
All right, good word, Bruce. You got the law.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Tiger's prize pack head over the walling for you, you man.
Twenty five dollars Gascar come for that too. The bottom
of the hour and top of your news. Good about
twenty minutes, Mar says, says, y, take right.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Good morning. It's a big sha on the radio. That's right, Taylor.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Sings, going up less than twenty minutes right now, going
about t s O. You got that trans song, Taylor Holliday,
I could get my transong going there.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
All right, here is.
Speaker 8 (05:51):
Let's go girls. Wait y'all, girl, well it doesn't even matter.
Just follow me. She's going after night feeling all right,
Gonna have a little fune lighting and thunder. Finally out
from under. She's done with the Kardashi big transition. Kate
(06:21):
Ln's on a mission. Bruce except the Lost and Fine.
Brand New said of boobies, shooby dooby dooby, She's gonna
take them on the time. The best thing about being
and a woman is getting gnall attention.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
You can hang up.
Speaker 8 (06:43):
Oh hole ho, she's totally crazy, a new kind of.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Leave man's shirt, short skirts. Oh hole home.
Speaker 8 (06:52):
She's on a bender, changing up her gender.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Oh she's out of the bread.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Lines, back in the headlines.
Speaker 10 (07:02):
Girl, brain, dude.
Speaker 11 (07:03):
Parts, whole ho ho, totally free to feel the way
she feels.
Speaker 8 (07:10):
But man, she still ain't a woman.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Things are going awesome.
Speaker 8 (07:23):
She's about to blossom her and like an alley cab.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
It's a little.
Speaker 8 (07:30):
Messy, but she just want to spy.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
All of y'all can suck on black.
Speaker 8 (07:37):
The best thing about being a woman you'll only have
to get the surgery if you want to.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
What kind of a weirdo gets rid of their beard?
Speaker 12 (07:50):
Old girl, brain, dude parts?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 8 (07:54):
She's on the bender, changing up her gender. Oh ho oh,
she's out of the bread lines, back in the headlines.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
What do you know, got a new show?
Speaker 8 (08:06):
Oh lord no, it's totally free to feel the way
she feels. And man, she feels like a woman.
Speaker 13 (08:21):
This story about to wear me out.
Speaker 8 (08:24):
It's already made me do two things I thought I
was never doing my entire life. Number one a cover
version of a Shanaia Twain song, and number two, try
to sneak up piggot Bruce Jenner's boobies.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio, and
mar Day says.
Speaker 12 (09:26):
You keep saying you've got respect for me, you love
my mind and talent.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
But confess, I know.
Speaker 12 (09:38):
You staring and thinking I should be sharing. Is I
just got you checking out my chest. These boots are
made for cocking, and that's all you can do.
Speaker 14 (09:55):
One of these days, these boobs are gonna go right back.
And you, I know you've been sneaking around hip he
can that's a damn good way.
Speaker 12 (10:18):
For you to get gone.
Speaker 15 (10:22):
You think you're hidden, but you gotta be kidding. I
can see you there. I've got my head lights on.
These boots are made for cocking, and that's all you
can do.
Speaker 14 (10:40):
One of these days, these boobs are gonna.
Speaker 9 (10:42):
Gock right back at you.
Speaker 12 (10:56):
You keep grabbing when you ought to be asking.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Your hands ain't big enough.
Speaker 12 (11:03):
It's all last. Say go on and take some pictures
with your cellphone and show your friends so they don't
think you're game. These boobs are made for cocking, and
that's all you can to.
Speaker 14 (11:24):
One of these days, these boobs are gonna got right
back at you. Are you ready, boobs start cocking?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Good morning, the big shows on the radio.
Speaker 16 (12:03):
Hang on all right, listen to you mogs. It's time
to button your gaps. Say I'm trying to listen to
these two clowns. John Boyne Belly on the Big Show. Yeah,
the Big Show. It's back saying bigger than beg it's enormous.
Say he's adorable.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio. Here
we're getting in the final hour this Monday morning.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
It's like to go talking about my first girl. I
have kids working in Hooters.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
She wasn't at the time.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Yeah, I was always when I was twelve years old,
I getting to the hood to see them Hooters girl
in my little town to grand.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
What drive by there and You're like, why is the
owl's eyes look funny?
Speaker 9 (13:23):
I know?
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Yeah, man, featured jack last week. Man, I can't get enough.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
All right, then we playing wordy Word, your last chance
to join the winners and get your name.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
And I hadn't.
Speaker 15 (13:38):
You know you love me.
Speaker 6 (13:40):
Like you don't And I even know your favorite wing
flavor to.
Speaker 15 (13:49):
You always look.
Speaker 6 (13:50):
Like the bird of hot spicy wing eater to be
I even do that when you were in sixth grade.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
He's tall.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
O.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Good morning, got the big show on the radio, getting
ready to team up and play us some wordy word
first rounds of the week coming up for a Southern
East Pet's pack.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
We'll get tell you to tell you.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
All about that the second baby first hour, I get
around the microphones.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Look what I got Jackie gave us Jimmy John Boy.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Gwynn Motley, your very first girlfriend called and she now
works for Hooters and Gastonians. They are having a swimsuit
contest this Thursday, and was hoping that you would come
down and judge it for her.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
So is that makes to be all we need to
know about our story? Read you this pardon.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
She said that you were her first boyfriend, about ninety pounds,
red hair and freckles.
Speaker 17 (15:08):
Y age three, still had four years of high school eligibility.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Yeah, this is before high school.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
This was like the sixth grade. I mean, she wasn't
my first girlfriend. She didn't know that girlfriends, that's kidding,
but she was the first, like real girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Were you kiss you know? You know? Do you all
remember the first one you kiss?
Speaker 8 (15:43):
I like that.
Speaker 10 (15:43):
I think you got on it's slanky.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Yeah, I me and Gween We we were pretty hot
eyed tom moving around sixth grade kissing.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Well, that's how it ended. But that was later. Let's say,
y'all amused why women dig me these days? I was ninety.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Pounds, red hair and freckles, got the hottest girl in
the sixth grade.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Hello, she's my working at Hooters.
Speaker 6 (16:27):
You want mild wings? I ain't kind of damning on
my feetting.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
His red hair and everything's fish guessing.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (16:48):
Honey was shutting a hundred bucket of beer.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
Well, it certainly is a motley crew and someone to
day you was dating a college girl by.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
I'm sorry, Glenn, and.
Speaker 16 (17:14):
She says he used to be ninety pounds and red
hair and freckles, and I to ninety.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
He's got back here like Bigfoot, but still has ninety
pounds of red hair.
Speaker 13 (17:24):
She is working at Hooters in Gastone.
Speaker 17 (17:27):
Yeah, all right, now, easy, easy, My mom works at
Hooters and gaston.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Oh man, there's my kissing memory. And y'all right, so
can I go jack?
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Now?
Speaker 1 (18:00):
If I used to kiss you, mail to the Big
Show alright, quickness, concentrate, I gotta.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Play worthy word tain tell them what in the world
they could win?
Speaker 6 (18:14):
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love our little Dunius. And if yours has anxiety in
shues like they're in a thunderstorm, you gotta try the
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go to Southerneespitts dot com or look for their length
(18:37):
at the Big Show dot com where my boyfriend works.
Used told JBB and now get you twenty percent off,
all right, honey, just like in my place, you must
be eighteen to win, Okay, honey, bats to you.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Thank you, boy, might want to hold on to that
bucket after the beer's gone. Okay, come on, we'll team
up and play next. Good morning, it's a big shawl the.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Radio rolling through you.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Monday Today's feature track from the Big Show, Big Box,
Doctor Jackal and mister Clyde.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
There's my key words, mister Clyde. It's brought to you
by the Bank of America.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Rover four hundred Sunday, October thirteenth, shot the Motel Speedway.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Then right now, let's.
Speaker 13 (19:48):
Play out at everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
The worthy word, not a word, any word.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Let's meet the contestants. We got some friends out of Ohio.
It's Dean from Toronto. Good morning, Dean. Hey, Good morning, John.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Buddy, welcome and Jamie.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
Is that a?
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Is that Cadiaz Kada's Ohio?
Speaker 7 (20:10):
Yes, it's in Kadis, Ohio.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Good morning, Kadda is Hey? Good morning? All ride?
Speaker 9 (20:16):
Is that yo?
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Girlfriends boyfriends are just friends friends.
Speaker 10 (20:22):
Friends?
Speaker 16 (20:23):
Yeah, all right, until we.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Play this game, we'll go out here here, so uh,
Jamie and Tater and it'll be John boy and Dean.
Lit'sten to the boys against the girls here, all right?
Mehr Jamie, you're relaxing. Me and Dean see what we
can put on the board. All right, Dean, are you ready?
Speaker 8 (20:46):
I am ready?
Speaker 2 (20:47):
All right, start the clock. Now you get this kind
of meat from a cow. It's what's for dinner.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Yes, rhymes with it. They fall off trees. Yeah, rhymes
with it.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Don't be long beef? Yes, rhymes with it. Out in
the ocean, a coral brief. Yes, all right, we're not
rhyming a witch. We'll cast a what on you.
Speaker 8 (21:14):
Spell?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Yeah, rhymes with it. I didn't stand I all right,
oh yea in your head?
Speaker 2 (21:25):
All right, good work, Dan, good work. Six on the board. Alright,
then Jamie and Taylor, see what y'all can do with
your round two?
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Then?
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Okay, all right, all right, all right, ready the tablet.
I'll get that tablet ready, all right, and ready.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Go little bo peep she lost what.
Speaker 13 (21:51):
Yep?
Speaker 3 (21:52):
You you breathe?
Speaker 7 (21:53):
This oxygen is also a form of what up up
in the air? Yes, all blank, be happy, don't blurry yep.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Oh rhymes with it.
Speaker 7 (22:05):
Your clothes you need to wash them because they are
what your clothes are, what they're they're this. Then you
have thirty Yes that a girl all right, you wake
you wake up in the morning. Very what it's the time? Really?
Speaker 4 (22:19):
Yes?
Speaker 15 (22:21):
Oh right?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
That is where you put a five on the board
to uh, Dean's lead by wanting all right, Dean here,
we're going around too, right, you're ready.
Speaker 8 (22:32):
Day, Yes, I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
All right, starting to clock now. I was born on
this date. Come to my birthday party. Yeah, uh huh,
I'm gonna buy that. How much does that cost?
Speaker 12 (22:47):
Uh huh uh.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
You gotta do this to shrimp, put them in the
water and bring it to a boil. Yes, uh huh. Hey,
I'm on a blank, also a bun, a piece of bread.
You call this the pastor blank the ball down the
alley and when you're bowling you roll. Yes, all right,
(23:09):
good work, Dan, Well we plucked there.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Add a four to the six a double digit hit ten,
all right, Jamie and tator five. If you get another five,
you will tie and force overtime.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Six will win. Okay, ready, Jamie.
Speaker 7 (23:28):
I'm ready to scout and go.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Big one's coming up. Twenty twenty four. What we got
to vote? Yes, this is when you're really hungry.
Speaker 13 (23:37):
I am blanking Harvey, is you?
Speaker 7 (23:41):
Furniture is made out of this? You also burn it
in the fireplace. Yes, you play bank blank ball. Stephen
Curry is one of the players. Yes, this is oh next,
that was a joke. Hey, the tooth blank, The tooth
blank brings you money?
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Fairy fairy fine, that is fine. You tied it up
the force overtime.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
There was a joke word in the tablet.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Who's writing that you.
Speaker 6 (24:20):
Did it did?
Speaker 1 (24:21):
That's awesome.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
It rhymes with blum grass. What's the big words that?
Tata roads misard me with somebody?
Speaker 8 (24:35):
That's what you get?
Speaker 4 (24:36):
A right?
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Right? Fine, there we go fifteen seconds on this first overtime. Dean,
we only have fifteen seconds. Okay, all right, you ready
and start the clock now the September the sixteenth, that
is today's.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Yes, uh huh, you're right with this? In school a
number two, yes, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
A blank drawl in the Old West. I'm a blank draw,
quick draw, Yes, I stree work.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Win it quick.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
We put a three on and overtime now Jamie and Taylor.
Three will force double over time, four will win Ready Jamie,
oh man, I'm.
Speaker 7 (25:21):
Ready and go.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
Who blanked the red off your candy cane?
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Hey, lick yep, rise with it.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
The opposite of thin, opposite of thin. Yep, rise with
it the remote control?
Speaker 4 (25:36):
What do you do to it?
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Click?
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Yes, click for the three that is double over time? Okay, okay, yeah,
that's right.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
All right, we got one more tried at y'all, let's
do another fifteen seconds.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Say we can get as a winner.
Speaker 13 (26:00):
Running out of tablet all right?
Speaker 1 (26:03):
You ready, Dean? Okay, and go. Don't blank your nose gross? Yeah,
rhymes with it. Your house is built of yes, rhymes
with that. This will get on your dog and on
you and suck your blood, little bug.
Speaker 13 (26:22):
Yeah, all right, this is the.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Three that we're gonna get all overtime. All right, good deal.
And now Jamie and Tater get another three. We're gonna
have us a tie four will win? Ready, Jamie, I'm ready? Okay,
baby's up here, all right and go all right?
Speaker 7 (26:44):
The outside of an orange is it's what pel Yes?
This is when your legs don't you can't move them,
you can't feel your legs? Your what, Caroline?
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Yes, this is when a bug blank and then it
welts up on you a bug.
Speaker 13 (27:00):
And this is what you get and the coach and.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
In a time, but Jackie gets to figure it out.
All right, we're gonna get both of y'all prize packs
or either we'll meet again.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
I'll know that's the number between one and five thousand.
Speaker 13 (27:21):
Hey, you f from Ohio.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
That is awesome. We appreciate y'all. You hang on, Thanks
for having us ya rematch rematch.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Good Morning Bikey Shows on the Radio, Big Request time.
We got Melody Patty out of Greenville, South Carolina. Love
your Name Melody, Melody says, I'd like to hear Greg
Warren the one where he thinks he's being car Jack.
Thank you ex x so thank you, Melody. We got
it coming up next. Good Morning, This Big Show on
(28:20):
the Radio, Classic Bid Requests. Melody Petty had a green Bell,
South Carolina. The Big Show listener. Thank you Melody, here
you go.
Speaker 10 (28:31):
You know, one of the things like like that I've
starting to understand is when you get older that you
become afraid of more things, like you know, like when
you're younger. When I was eighteen, I was literally I
was afraid of nothing. I used to run around, just
stay in the dumbest stuff. You know, what's the worst
thing that could happen to I remember saying, I mean,
what's the worst thing that could happen to you. You
turn about thirty, you're like some pretty bad things that
(28:57):
is ill you. The first time, I think I probably
knew that I was like afraid of things and like
my own mortality whatever. I was living in Cincinnati about
ten years ago, and I was I was coming home
real late one night. It was about three thirty in
the morning, and I pulled up to this like stop light,
and I look off to my left and there was
a car that had run into a pole, and the
(29:18):
dome light was on, and the door was open, and
nobody was in the car. And I heard some police
sirens in the distance. And then my car door opened
and a dude jumped in the back seat and said drive, man, Drive,
And I.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Was so dumb. I didn't know what was going on.
I'm like, does he think this is some sort of
a taxi?
Speaker 10 (29:35):
This is a Toyota camery fella, And I don't appreciate
the directness of your tone.
Speaker 13 (29:42):
I was, I didn't get it, you know. And then
then he said he goes.
Speaker 10 (29:45):
I said drive, And then I said probably the whitest
thing I've ever said in my lafe, I go, where
do you want to go?
Speaker 13 (29:53):
Like I was a tour guy. There's a lot of
restaurants north of town, but they're closed at this hour.
Speaker 10 (29:59):
I supposed we could go to International House of Pancats
rudely tooty, fresher and flute.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Like.
Speaker 10 (30:05):
So, like I started like kind of like thing, I
start registering what's going on here. You're like, oh, he
stole a car and he wants me. You know, he's
running from the cops. He crashed it and wants me
to take him away. It's like a car jacking, you know.
And uh so everything's going through my head. Like number one,
I really was thinking I could take this dude, Like
he didn't look that big at all, and and and
he was young. Number two, he might have a gun.
(30:27):
Like I didn't see a gun. He didn't say anything
about a gun, but I watched lawn Order all the time,
and in these situations there's usually a gun, right And
number three, I really need to start locking my door
like they tell you to do that, but it doesn't
really sink in until the dude in your back seat
going drop walk them up.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
That's me from now on.
Speaker 13 (30:47):
So, So like I start, I start driving, and I
don't know where to go.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
And let me back up, this dude was black.
Speaker 10 (30:53):
Okay, I'm not saying all black people steal cars or
all car thieves are black.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
This dude just happened me black, and my friend J
at the time was black.
Speaker 10 (31:01):
He still is. Uh, but uh, you know, JP never
stole a car or anything like that, but he did
some things on the wrong side of the law. And
I didn't know where where to go. But man, I
drove to JP's house. All right, man, you know, I know,
I know maybe he.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Knows JP.
Speaker 13 (31:22):
And and those guys could talk and I can leave,
you know, so we just I do. So I started
driving to JP's house and I pull up. I'm like,
you want to get out of here, I said, drive.
Speaker 10 (31:32):
I guess you don't know JP, I was worth a shot,
you know. So I drove this guy around literally for
like three hours that night, and I felt like such
a coward because I'm like, I don't even know if
he has a gun, and but I'm still afraid of him,
and I'm afraid to turn around to see because he might,
you know, shoot me. And uh, finally, after like three hours,
I was like, you know what, I don't care if
he's got a gun. He can just end it, you know,
because I'm not doing this. And I pull over and
(31:54):
I say the second whitest thing I've ever said in
my life. I go, hey, man, I gotta get up
for work in the morning.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
And for some reason that works.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
I'm like, he got out and red, he got out
and ran.
Speaker 13 (32:12):
And as he's leaving, first of all, he left, I'm like,
we could have done that three hours ago if he
had some sort of weird respect for, you know, doing
a job. As he's leaving, I noticed there's no gun.
There's no gun, and he's younger.
Speaker 10 (32:24):
I just got carjacked by an unarmed fourteen year old
and no, no, you know, technically I didn't get carjack
there was no gun.
Speaker 13 (32:32):
All I did was give a dude to rise. That's
why I was a soccer mom that night.
Speaker 10 (32:37):
The word on the streets of Cincinnati is gonna be
there's this one white dude that just takes orders.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Don't even have to have a gun.
Speaker 10 (32:45):
Somebody's gonna knock on my door, Move out your house, punk, Okay,
I can tell you fellas mean business.
Speaker 13 (32:52):
Let me get my oval teene. I'll be gone.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
You have morning big shows on the radio. Today's feature track.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
You wanted keywords mister Clyde, the big box, But there's
in the neighborhood of big show stupid.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
We love it all right, Here we go.
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of Terror.
Speaker 16 (33:48):
My am, I, well I'll show you.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
I'll show you all.
Speaker 18 (33:54):
This formula I've created will unleash the beast and even
the most timid man. And now I'll throw it by
testing it on myself. Good heavens, what happening to me?
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Say here, Jackal?
Speaker 12 (34:27):
What's all this cattiwarling in here?
Speaker 3 (34:29):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (34:30):
Yeah, you're not, Doctor Jackal, a brilliant man of science,
becomes a victim of his own twisted experiment on me.
Speaker 19 (34:41):
God, no inspector came from Scotland. God, have you seen
a tall bloke with a horse face and two humps
on his back? Kind of spits when he talks? Yeah,
all right, off with him and he leads a tormented
double life. By day, a mild mannered neighborhood doctor, take
two of these and call me in the morning.
Speaker 11 (34:59):
By night, a beast stalking the foggy streets of London
by moonlight.
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Hallo answer I've had all about you f on the
other gals. Your mister Clyde ain't Jack yo.
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It's time to unleash the beast.
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Speaker 1 (35:52):
Hey, Re's your days You on tomorrow? Love you mane
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Good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Run into your Monday, September the sixteenth. Today's feature track
from the Big Show bit Box, Doctor Jacko and mister Clyde.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Tricky. Where is mister Clyde? Dogs?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I love that camel from Ray Stevens back when I
was just a little key had run around.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
But my princes and Graham don't care.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Who knew it was a sign?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Doctor?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
All right?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Then, well it's brought to you by the Main of America,
Robill four hundred. That happened Sunday, October thirteenth at Sharna
Motor Speedway.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I never thought that would happen either. Hey words, mister
Clyde at a good box. Okay, I bet let's do it.
Take that.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
His time.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Boy be the blonde me not contestant and a wallin Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
It's Bruce. Good morning, Bruce.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Hey you building, Thank you, joy a Hi.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Body, We are awesome, welcome in here. Alright, Bruce. We're
gonna ask Tata some questions.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
You agree and disagree, get two bells before two buzzers.
You got the big old prize pie God. All right,
I see when you read Tator, You're there's some people.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
O Tater.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Alright, Marcy, you're planning a trip to Siberia. Oh, I
am mamma. Are you more likely to die there from
frostbite or sunstroke?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Wow? I didn't know they give you a choice. I'm
gonna say frost bite.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
That's a frost bite in Siberia. Likely to die from frostbite, Bruce.
Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 6 (02:18):
I agree?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
And now sunstroke.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
See, contrary to popular belief, sunstroke is a much greater
problem than frostbite in Siberia.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
You always thinking that.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
The cold was there, right sidetroke. Okay, we'll learn something
about Siberia. He's got a buzzer. Okay, let's go to
a truer false question.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Oh, your favorite.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Prisoners at the Mexico City Jail get regular bus tours
of the city in order to let them see the
people who are free.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
That's probably why no one ever tries to escape, Dalia outing.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
I am going to say that that is true.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
That is true, all right, Bruce, So career disagree? I agree?
And that was the thing to do. Yes, they believe
it motivates them to behave.
Speaker 7 (03:21):
If you'll notice here on the left, cartel are hanging
out over.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Here here we go go win the loser right here?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
All right?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Out of every ten people who are audited by the
I R S, how many end up paying more taxes?
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Eleven eleven out of ten?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I think that's what you're gonna do, right, the free tax.
You're probably gonna have a kid. We're gonna go ahead
and taxing.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Oh you have a business, We'll just go ahead and
get your money now.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
So out of every ten, every audited.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
May end up paying paying more tax seven seven.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Seven out of ten. That would be seventy percent. Bruce,
do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 8 (04:08):
I agree?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
And that w.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Well I was saying, came in hand me for you
one way there, Bruce Hockey filed an extension, thank you.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Why else would they do it?
Speaker 9 (04:26):
All right?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
All right, good word, Bruce. You got the law.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Tiger's prize pack head over the walling for you, you man.
Twenty five dollars Gascar come for that too. The bottom
of the hour and top of your news. Good about
twenty minutes, Mar says, says, y, take right.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Good morning. It's a big sha on the radio. That's right, Taylor.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Sings, going up less than twenty minutes right now, going
about t s O. You got that trans song, Taylor Holliday,
I could get my transong going there.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
All right, here is.
Speaker 8 (05:51):
Let's go girls. Wait y'all, girl, well it doesn't even matter.
Just follow me. She's going after night feeling all right,
Gonna have a little fune lighting and thunder. Finally out
from under. She's done with the Kardashi big transition. Kate
(06:21):
Ln's on a mission. Bruce except the Lost and Fine.
Brand New said of boobies, shooby dooby dooby, She's gonna
take them on the time. The best thing about being
and a woman is getting gnall attention.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
You can hang up.
Speaker 8 (06:43):
Oh hole ho, she's totally crazy, a new kind of.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Leave man's shirt, short skirts. Oh hole home.
Speaker 8 (06:52):
She's on a bender, changing up her gender.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Oh she's out of the bread.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Lines, back in the headlines.
Speaker 10 (07:02):
Girl, brain, dude.
Speaker 11 (07:03):
Parts, whole ho ho, totally free to feel the way
she feels.
Speaker 8 (07:10):
But man, she still ain't a woman.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Things are going awesome.
Speaker 8 (07:23):
She's about to blossom her and like an alley cab.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
It's a little.
Speaker 8 (07:30):
Messy, but she just want to spy.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
All of y'all can suck on black.
Speaker 8 (07:37):
The best thing about being a woman you'll only have
to get the surgery if you want to.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
What kind of a weirdo gets rid of their beard?
Speaker 12 (07:50):
Old girl, brain, dude parts?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 8 (07:54):
She's on the bender, changing up her gender. Oh ho oh,
she's out of the bread lines, back in the headlines.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
What do you know, got a new show?
Speaker 8 (08:06):
Oh lord no, it's totally free to feel the way
she feels. And man, she feels like a woman.
Speaker 13 (08:21):
This story about to wear me out.
Speaker 8 (08:24):
It's already made me do two things I thought I
was never doing my entire life. Number one a cover
version of a Shanaia Twain song, and number two, try
to sneak up piggot Bruce Jenner's boobies.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio, and
mar Day says.
Speaker 12 (09:26):
You keep saying you've got respect for me, you love
my mind and talent.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
But confess, I know.
Speaker 12 (09:38):
You staring and thinking I should be sharing. Is I
just got you checking out my chest. These boots are
made for cocking, and that's all you can do.
Speaker 14 (09:55):
One of these days, these boobs are gonna go right back.
And you, I know you've been sneaking around hip he
can that's a damn good way.
Speaker 12 (10:18):
For you to get gone.
Speaker 15 (10:22):
You think you're hidden, but you gotta be kidding. I
can see you there. I've got my head lights on.
These boots are made for cocking, and that's all you
can do.
Speaker 14 (10:40):
One of these days, these boobs are gonna.
Speaker 9 (10:42):
Gock right back at you.
Speaker 12 (10:56):
You keep grabbing when you ought to be asking.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Your hands ain't big enough.
Speaker 12 (11:03):
It's all last. Say go on and take some pictures
with your cellphone and show your friends so they don't
think you're game. These boobs are made for cocking, and
that's all you can to.
Speaker 14 (11:24):
One of these days, these boobs are gonna got right
back at you. Are you ready, boobs start cocking?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Good morning, the big shows on the radio.
Speaker 16 (12:03):
Hang on all right, listen to you mogs. It's time
to button your gaps. Say I'm trying to listen to
these two clowns. John Boyne Belly on the Big Show. Yeah,
the Big Show. It's back saying bigger than beg it's enormous.
Say he's adorable.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio. Here
we're getting in the final hour this Monday morning.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
It's like to go talking about my first girl. I
have kids working in Hooters.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
She wasn't at the time.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Yeah, I was always when I was twelve years old,
I getting to the hood to see them Hooters girl
in my little town to grand.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
What drive by there and You're like, why is the
owl's eyes look funny?
Speaker 9 (13:23):
I know?
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Yeah, man, featured jack last week. Man, I can't get enough.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
All right, then we playing wordy Word, your last chance
to join the winners and get your name.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
And I hadn't.
Speaker 15 (13:38):
You know you love me.
Speaker 6 (13:40):
Like you don't And I even know your favorite wing
flavor to.
Speaker 15 (13:49):
You always look.
Speaker 6 (13:50):
Like the bird of hot spicy wing eater to be
I even do that when you were in sixth grade.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
He's tall.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
O.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Good morning, got the big show on the radio, getting
ready to team up and play us some wordy word
first rounds of the week coming up for a Southern
East Pet's pack.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
We'll get tell you to tell you.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
All about that the second baby first hour, I get
around the microphones.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Look what I got Jackie gave us Jimmy John Boy.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Gwynn Motley, your very first girlfriend called and she now
works for Hooters and Gastonians. They are having a swimsuit
contest this Thursday, and was hoping that you would come
down and judge it for her.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
So is that makes to be all we need to
know about our story? Read you this pardon.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
She said that you were her first boyfriend, about ninety pounds,
red hair and freckles.
Speaker 17 (15:08):
Y age three, still had four years of high school eligibility.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Yeah, this is before high school.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
This was like the sixth grade. I mean, she wasn't
my first girlfriend. She didn't know that girlfriends, that's kidding,
but she was the first, like real girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Were you kiss you know? You know? Do you all
remember the first one you kiss?
Speaker 8 (15:43):
I like that.
Speaker 10 (15:43):
I think you got on it's slanky.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Yeah, I me and Gween We we were pretty hot
eyed tom moving around sixth grade kissing.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Well, that's how it ended. But that was later. Let's say,
y'all amused why women dig me these days? I was ninety.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Pounds, red hair and freckles, got the hottest girl in
the sixth grade.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Hello, she's my working at Hooters.
Speaker 6 (16:27):
You want mild wings? I ain't kind of damning on
my feetting.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
His red hair and everything's fish guessing.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (16:48):
Honey was shutting a hundred bucket of beer.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
Well, it certainly is a motley crew and someone to
day you was dating a college girl by.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
I'm sorry, Glenn, and.
Speaker 16 (17:14):
She says he used to be ninety pounds and red
hair and freckles, and I to ninety.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
He's got back here like Bigfoot, but still has ninety
pounds of red hair.
Speaker 13 (17:24):
She is working at Hooters in Gastone.
Speaker 17 (17:27):
Yeah, all right, now, easy, easy, My mom works at
Hooters and gaston.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Oh man, there's my kissing memory. And y'all right, so
can I go jack?
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Now?
Speaker 1 (18:00):
If I used to kiss you, mail to the Big
Show alright, quickness, concentrate, I gotta.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Play worthy word tain tell them what in the world
they could win?
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(18:37):
at the Big Show dot com where my boyfriend works.
Used told JBB and now get you twenty percent off,
all right, honey, just like in my place, you must
be eighteen to win, Okay, honey, bats to you.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Thank you, boy, might want to hold on to that
bucket after the beer's gone. Okay, come on, we'll team
up and play next. Good morning, it's a big shawl the.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Radio rolling through you.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Monday Today's feature track from the Big Show, Big Box,
Doctor Jackal and mister Clyde.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
There's my key words, mister Clyde. It's brought to you
by the Bank of America.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Rover four hundred Sunday, October thirteenth, shot the Motel Speedway.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Then right now, let's.
Speaker 13 (19:48):
Play out at everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
The worthy word, not a word, any word.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Let's meet the contestants. We got some friends out of Ohio.
It's Dean from Toronto. Good morning, Dean. Hey, Good morning, John.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Buddy, welcome and Jamie.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
Is that a?
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Is that Cadiaz Kada's Ohio?
Speaker 7 (20:10):
Yes, it's in Kadis, Ohio.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Good morning, Kadda is Hey? Good morning? All ride?
Speaker 9 (20:16):
Is that yo?
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Girlfriends boyfriends are just friends friends.
Speaker 10 (20:22):
Friends?
Speaker 16 (20:23):
Yeah, all right, until we.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Play this game, we'll go out here here, so uh,
Jamie and Tater and it'll be John boy and Dean.
Lit'sten to the boys against the girls here, all right?
Mehr Jamie, you're relaxing. Me and Dean see what we
can put on the board. All right, Dean, are you ready?
Speaker 8 (20:46):
I am ready?
Speaker 2 (20:47):
All right, start the clock. Now you get this kind
of meat from a cow. It's what's for dinner.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Yes, rhymes with it. They fall off trees. Yeah, rhymes
with it.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Don't be long beef? Yes, rhymes with it. Out in
the ocean, a coral brief. Yes, all right, we're not
rhyming a witch. We'll cast a what on you.
Speaker 8 (21:14):
Spell?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Yeah, rhymes with it. I didn't stand I all right,
oh yea in your head?
Speaker 2 (21:25):
All right, good work, Dan, good work. Six on the board. Alright,
then Jamie and Taylor, see what y'all can do with
your round two?
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Then?
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Okay, all right, all right, all right, ready the tablet.
I'll get that tablet ready, all right, and ready.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Go little bo peep she lost what.
Speaker 13 (21:51):
Yep?
Speaker 3 (21:52):
You you breathe?
Speaker 7 (21:53):
This oxygen is also a form of what up up
in the air? Yes, all blank, be happy, don't blurry yep.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Oh rhymes with it.
Speaker 7 (22:05):
Your clothes you need to wash them because they are
what your clothes are, what they're they're this. Then you
have thirty Yes that a girl all right, you wake
you wake up in the morning. Very what it's the time? Really?
Speaker 4 (22:19):
Yes?
Speaker 15 (22:21):
Oh right?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
That is where you put a five on the board
to uh, Dean's lead by wanting all right, Dean here,
we're going around too, right, you're ready.
Speaker 8 (22:32):
Day, Yes, I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
All right, starting to clock now. I was born on
this date. Come to my birthday party. Yeah, uh huh,
I'm gonna buy that. How much does that cost?
Speaker 12 (22:47):
Uh huh uh.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
You gotta do this to shrimp, put them in the
water and bring it to a boil. Yes, uh huh. Hey,
I'm on a blank, also a bun, a piece of bread.
You call this the pastor blank the ball down the
alley and when you're bowling you roll. Yes, all right,
(23:09):
good work, Dan, Well we plucked there.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Add a four to the six a double digit hit ten,
all right, Jamie and tator five. If you get another five,
you will tie and force overtime.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Six will win. Okay, ready, Jamie.
Speaker 7 (23:28):
I'm ready to scout and go.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Big one's coming up. Twenty twenty four. What we got
to vote? Yes, this is when you're really hungry.
Speaker 13 (23:37):
I am blanking Harvey, is you?
Speaker 7 (23:41):
Furniture is made out of this? You also burn it
in the fireplace. Yes, you play bank blank ball. Stephen
Curry is one of the players. Yes, this is oh next,
that was a joke. Hey, the tooth blank, The tooth
blank brings you money?
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Fairy fairy fine, that is fine. You tied it up
the force overtime.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
There was a joke word in the tablet.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Who's writing that you.
Speaker 6 (24:20):
Did it did?
Speaker 1 (24:21):
That's awesome.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
It rhymes with blum grass. What's the big words that?
Tata roads misard me with somebody?
Speaker 8 (24:35):
That's what you get?
Speaker 4 (24:36):
A right?
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Right? Fine, there we go fifteen seconds on this first overtime. Dean,
we only have fifteen seconds. Okay, all right, you ready
and start the clock now the September the sixteenth, that
is today's.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Yes, uh huh, you're right with this? In school a
number two, yes, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
A blank drawl in the Old West. I'm a blank draw,
quick draw, Yes, I stree work.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Win it quick.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
We put a three on and overtime now Jamie and Taylor.
Three will force double over time, four will win Ready Jamie,
oh man, I'm.
Speaker 7 (25:21):
Ready and go.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
Who blanked the red off your candy cane?
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Hey, lick yep, rise with it.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
The opposite of thin, opposite of thin. Yep, rise with
it the remote control?
Speaker 4 (25:36):
What do you do to it?
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Click?
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Yes, click for the three that is double over time? Okay, okay, yeah,
that's right.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
All right, we got one more tried at y'all, let's
do another fifteen seconds.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Say we can get as a winner.
Speaker 13 (26:00):
Running out of tablet all right?
Speaker 1 (26:03):
You ready, Dean? Okay, and go. Don't blank your nose gross? Yeah,
rhymes with it. Your house is built of yes, rhymes
with that. This will get on your dog and on
you and suck your blood, little bug.
Speaker 13 (26:22):
Yeah, all right, this is the.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Three that we're gonna get all overtime. All right, good deal.
And now Jamie and Tater get another three. We're gonna
have us a tie four will win? Ready, Jamie, I'm ready? Okay,
baby's up here, all right and go all right?
Speaker 7 (26:44):
The outside of an orange is it's what pel Yes?
This is when your legs don't you can't move them,
you can't feel your legs? Your what, Caroline?
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welts up on you a bug.
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And this is what you get and the coach and.
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In a time, but Jackie gets to figure it out.
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or either we'll meet again.
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Good Morning Bikey Shows on the Radio, Big Request time.
We got Melody Patty out of Greenville, South Carolina. Love
your Name Melody, Melody says, I'd like to hear Greg
Warren the one where he thinks he's being car Jack.
Thank you ex x so thank you, Melody. We got
it coming up next. Good Morning, This Big Show on
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the Radio, Classic Bid Requests. Melody Petty had a green Bell,
South Carolina. The Big Show listener. Thank you Melody, here
you go.
Speaker 10 (28:31):
You know, one of the things like like that I've
starting to understand is when you get older that you
become afraid of more things, like you know, like when
you're younger. When I was eighteen, I was literally I
was afraid of nothing. I used to run around, just
stay in the dumbest stuff. You know, what's the worst
thing that could happen to I remember saying, I mean,
what's the worst thing that could happen to you. You
turn about thirty, you're like some pretty bad things that
(28:57):
is ill you. The first time, I think I probably
knew that I was like afraid of things and like
my own mortality whatever. I was living in Cincinnati about
ten years ago, and I was I was coming home
real late one night. It was about three thirty in
the morning, and I pulled up to this like stop light,
and I look off to my left and there was
a car that had run into a pole, and the
(29:18):
dome light was on, and the door was open, and
nobody was in the car. And I heard some police
sirens in the distance. And then my car door opened
and a dude jumped in the back seat and said drive, man, Drive,
And I.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Was so dumb. I didn't know what was going on.
I'm like, does he think this is some sort of
a taxi?
Speaker 10 (29:35):
This is a Toyota camery fella, And I don't appreciate
the directness of your tone.
Speaker 13 (29:42):
I was, I didn't get it, you know. And then
then he said he goes.
Speaker 10 (29:45):
I said drive, And then I said probably the whitest
thing I've ever said in my lafe, I go, where
do you want to go?
Speaker 13 (29:53):
Like I was a tour guy. There's a lot of
restaurants north of town, but they're closed at this hour.
Speaker 10 (29:59):
I supposed we could go to International House of Pancats
rudely tooty, fresher and flute.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Like.
Speaker 10 (30:05):
So, like I started like kind of like thing, I
start registering what's going on here. You're like, oh, he
stole a car and he wants me. You know, he's
running from the cops. He crashed it and wants me
to take him away. It's like a car jacking, you know.
And uh so everything's going through my head. Like number one,
I really was thinking I could take this dude, Like
he didn't look that big at all, and and and
he was young. Number two, he might have a gun.
(30:27):
Like I didn't see a gun. He didn't say anything
about a gun, but I watched lawn Order all the time,
and in these situations there's usually a gun, right And
number three, I really need to start locking my door
like they tell you to do that, but it doesn't
really sink in until the dude in your back seat
going drop walk them up.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
That's me from now on.
Speaker 13 (30:47):
So, So like I start, I start driving, and I
don't know where to go.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
And let me back up, this dude was black.
Speaker 10 (30:53):
Okay, I'm not saying all black people steal cars or
all car thieves are black.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
This dude just happened me black, and my friend J
at the time was black.
Speaker 10 (31:01):
He still is. Uh, but uh, you know, JP never
stole a car or anything like that, but he did
some things on the wrong side of the law. And
I didn't know where where to go. But man, I
drove to JP's house. All right, man, you know, I know,
I know maybe he.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Knows JP.
Speaker 13 (31:22):
And and those guys could talk and I can leave,
you know, so we just I do. So I started
driving to JP's house and I pull up. I'm like,
you want to get out of here, I said, drive.
Speaker 10 (31:32):
I guess you don't know JP, I was worth a shot,
you know. So I drove this guy around literally for
like three hours that night, and I felt like such
a coward because I'm like, I don't even know if
he has a gun, and but I'm still afraid of him,
and I'm afraid to turn around to see because he might,
you know, shoot me. And uh, finally, after like three hours,
I was like, you know what, I don't care if
he's got a gun. He can just end it, you know,
because I'm not doing this. And I pull over and
(31:54):
I say the second whitest thing I've ever said in
my life. I go, hey, man, I gotta get up
for work in the morning.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
And for some reason that works.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
I'm like, he got out and red, he got out
and ran.
Speaker 13 (32:12):
And as he's leaving, first of all, he left, I'm like,
we could have done that three hours ago if he
had some sort of weird respect for, you know, doing
a job. As he's leaving, I noticed there's no gun.
There's no gun, and he's younger.
Speaker 10 (32:24):
I just got carjacked by an unarmed fourteen year old
and no, no, you know, technically I didn't get carjack
there was no gun.
Speaker 13 (32:32):
All I did was give a dude to rise. That's
why I was a soccer mom that night.
Speaker 10 (32:37):
The word on the streets of Cincinnati is gonna be
there's this one white dude that just takes orders.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Don't even have to have a gun.
Speaker 10 (32:45):
Somebody's gonna knock on my door, Move out your house, punk, Okay,
I can tell you fellas mean business.
Speaker 13 (32:52):
Let me get my oval teene. I'll be gone.
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