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Speaker 1 (00:20):
Take it.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
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September the nineteenth, But today you sweat your track for
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contest mine you can't get the We'll call you.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Tell me you like to play.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
We make that happen to like a beat the Blonde.
Let's meet a contestant.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
It's Rndy Randy, Randy from Crossville, Tennessee. Good morning, Randy,
Good morning, drun boy, buddy, welcome in here. All right,
you got your plan on meeting the blond this morning?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Randy?
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Not really, but.
Speaker 6 (01:23):
All right, I don't have a plan.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Either, my friend. I just know am out dare and
see what happens. I like a dead way.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
All right, Well, Tayler, let's start with a true or
false question. Y'all fifty to fifty shot at it. According
to an online legal advisor, which is the more serious
crime assaulting someone when you are drunk or hitting them
when you are sober.
Speaker 6 (01:48):
First of all, why were you googling online legal advisors?
And second of all, where's the true false part?
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Wow? So yeah, that's right. It's not a true fall.
You can't say.
Speaker 6 (02:01):
True say uh, all of the above, which one would
you consider more serious crime? I would say assaulting someone
when you are drunk?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Okay, online leader of vice, which is the more serious crime?
You say, assaulting them when you're drunk rather than when.
Speaker 6 (02:20):
You're so The legal advisor would say that.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Okay, Randy, do you agree or disagree with that? The
old sober drunk thing coming up?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Peter as a.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
Drunk thing makes more sense. But I kind of think
you'd have a better excuse because you did it wasn't
in your right mind, So I'm going to disagree.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Okay, all right, Raddy thought that out and you are
correct on that, Yes, when you're sober, because this assume
you were fully aware of what you were doing.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
All right, all right, I tell you might have just.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
Had that problem.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Good worry, Rady. We got one mail to start off. Okay,
let me make sure. No, this is not a true
frost question either.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
What do you get by straining and seasoning the kurds
of sour milk.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
What do I get? I get nauseous?
Speaker 4 (03:17):
You get?
Speaker 6 (03:18):
You get cottage cheese.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Cottage cheese is what you get. Randy, agree or disagree.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
I don't have to agree with that.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
And that was the thing to do, is hottage cheese.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
That's all right and Reddy, but that you got your
big old mount Olive Piggles prize pack all the swag
and pickle juicers that come with it. Buddy, gratulations, appreciate it, guys,
good worry buddy, Can I give it?
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Hey? Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Of course you can.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
I want to give a shout out to my wife
of thirty years, Jennifer, and my three kids, Trenton, Taylor and.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
All right Ran in his family. Listen to Daddy winning
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call our agent. Make sure he's working on our career.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Here at.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Good Thursday morning big shows on the radio. We'll get
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Speaker 7 (05:00):
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Speaker 9 (05:22):
Hello, is this mister best House?
Speaker 7 (05:23):
No?
Speaker 9 (05:24):
This is yeah John onebelly here.
Speaker 8 (05:25):
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Speaker 3 (05:44):
Yeah, yeah, we know.
Speaker 10 (05:45):
Murray dropped us. Now if you're finished, No, no, no,
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 11 (05:48):
Warm up.
Speaker 8 (05:49):
I need to to my X marks. The spot tooks you.
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I just save them. Listen.
Speaker 10 (05:53):
I can't believe and I'm asking this, but does Murray
have a minute to talk to us?
Speaker 8 (05:57):
Now? You kidding? He didn't want to talk to you
when you're actually on the clients.
Speaker 9 (06:02):
I know, but it'll only take a second. Is he in?
Speaker 7 (06:05):
Hold on?
Speaker 8 (06:05):
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Speaker 3 (06:13):
Yeah, whatever, Jim out.
Speaker 9 (06:16):
I'm Murray.
Speaker 7 (06:17):
How's my favorite client in the whole world?
Speaker 9 (06:19):
Why, Hey, you dropped us for the lunch menu man.
Speaker 7 (06:22):
Yeah, that's what I was talking about. I thought maybe
he came by this morning.
Speaker 10 (06:27):
Man, listen, Murray, I know you're not our agent anymore,
but here's the deal. When you dropped us, we decided
to start representing ourselves and we need some help getting started.
I just want to ask, how much would you charge
to be a consultant? I mean, like, what would some
schlub off the street pay?
Speaker 7 (06:44):
Well, Jimbo, at this point, you awesome schlub off.
Speaker 9 (06:47):
Okay, how much would you charge me for a consultation?
Speaker 7 (06:50):
All right, let's check the database here, schlub consultant? My
usual see is one hundred and fifty dollars for that.
I will answer three question.
Speaker 9 (07:00):
One hundred and fifty dollars for three questions. Isn't that
kind of expensive?
Speaker 7 (07:05):
Yes? What's your third question?
Speaker 10 (07:09):
Okay, I got a question. We were your clients for
twelve years. You never got us a gig that paid
more than two hundred bucks. The lunchman, you may has
been with you for less than a month. He's in
the newspaper's doing commercials, he's on hard copies CBS.
Speaker 9 (07:22):
What's the deal, what can.
Speaker 7 (07:24):
I say sometimes agent and client just click, you know
what I mean? No, really, listen, baby, I'm glad you
called because that's what I want to talk to you about.
I'm beginning to think that dropping you guys from the
client list was a bad call. I mean, I'm human,
I made a mistake, Kimbo. I'm not good at this
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sort of thing. But I want you guys back with
red hot talent. You do, absolutely, and I've got a
high profile gig lined up for your comeback.
Speaker 9 (07:54):
How high profile?
Speaker 7 (07:55):
Well, are you familiar with a little thing called the
super Bowl Halftime Show?
Speaker 9 (07:59):
I love course, of course. What what have you got?
Speaker 7 (08:02):
It's a midday appearance at Big Edg's Chili Power in
Flower Mound, Texas.
Speaker 9 (08:07):
How is that like the super Bowl Halftime Show?
Speaker 7 (08:10):
I didn't say it was just like it.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Here's the deal.
Speaker 7 (08:13):
The light stem dramatic music. The spotlight focuses on you, guys,
dressed in flowing gold and purple robes. You walk out
in the middle of the restaurant carrying a giant box.
You sit it down, the music swells, and then the
lunchmen you man possed out and reached.
Speaker 9 (08:29):
The daily sh forget it mer. We're not going to
dress up like idiots and carry the lunch menu man
out in a giant box.
Speaker 7 (08:37):
You're right, bad idea, it should be a giant lunch box. Hey, hey,
that's we're going to be working together again. Can you
give me one of those pictures of clauwbe Lang and
the cheerleader after them? You know, it's just I'm representing
you again. Technically there wouldn't be a charge for something
like that.
Speaker 10 (08:53):
With that man, I should have known you're just trying
to get a free picture of Claire. You don't care
anything about us. Calling you was a mistake. Fine, you
have it your way. I hope you and the lunchmen
you man are very happy.
Speaker 7 (09:05):
To get Jimbo, don't hang up this way. We still
have things to talk about, like what like the one
hundred and fifty bucks you owe me for the three questions?
All right, but I gotta want you. This is a
small business. Word gets around that you don't pay your bill.
You're gonna have a hard time getting somebody to handle
you at all.
Speaker 9 (09:23):
Hey, handle this handle.
Speaker 7 (09:25):
See. I'm glad we can all be grown up without this. Hey, look,
I'll overlook that glass remark because I know you're going
through a lean period, right.
Speaker 9 (09:35):
Yeah, started today we signed up with you.
Speaker 7 (09:37):
Oh yeah, bite me, bite me.
Speaker 9 (09:39):
So much for being grown up.
Speaker 7 (09:40):
Oh you started at Google. Go ahead, let me that yourself.
I give it three weeks. You'll be crawling back begging.
Nita handled you, and you know what I'll do.
Speaker 9 (09:50):
Wait, let me guess you'll laugh in our faces.
Speaker 7 (09:52):
No, of course not. I have seen a laugh in
your face. Rock a rock, Jeff bro you don't need it.
And that comes duble for Bobby.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
That's Billy.
Speaker 9 (10:04):
Already.
Speaker 12 (10:05):
Okay, good morning, there's a big sean already the way.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Boy, turn him lose man. All this thinking about food?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
You want to learn how to cook a reverse seared
try tip season lacarl and shell steak shake finished with
a balsamic bourbon reduction.
Speaker 6 (10:48):
I'd like you to explain to me what that is.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
You gotta you gotta watch that.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Watch the Pitmaster on the BAMA Tailgate Show this Saturday
the YouTube channel Gayton and Grilling. There's a please of
that show every Saturday. BAMA Tailgate Show on YouTube drops
by three pm every Saturday, doing all season new.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
All right, well that it's good. It is time for Oliver.
Speaker 13 (11:23):
Well, well, well, it's been a spell since we've heard
about the adventures of the full figure gals. I'm proud
to report that all three have lost a ton of weight. Literally,
they've gone from kaiju to just playing fat. They don't
even really need the rascals anymore. They just like the look.
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So to celebrate their remarkable transformation, we decided to accept
an invitation to one of their friends barbecue. After all,
meat was one of the things stricken from their training table,
and like a trio of pudgy velociraptors, they were ready
to feed. Let me preach on it. By the time
we arrived, the grill was already smoking. It was chow time.
(12:09):
The girls grabbed their plates and got in line. It
had been a while since I'd seen them salivated meal time.
It's been a long period of brown rice and steam veggies,
and the only meat they've had was fish. Today they
would feast burgers, hot dogs, pulled pork wings, brisket, killed basa,
the works. Forget the potato salad and coalslaw. It was
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meat they hungered for. The top of the grill was
rolled back, a burst of aromatic smoke engulfed them. Their
collective eyes rolled back in their head like a great
white ready to devour a seal. But when the smoke cleared,
the truth was laid bare. There was no tender, grilled
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flesh to be had. This was a vegan barbecue, mushroom caps,
veggie burgers, toe furky hot dogs, and meatless bacon steaks.
My wife asked if this was some kind of a joke.
The new age hostess in an Obama T shirt said,
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this is a cruelty free cookout. And then I heard it,
a familiar, low guttural growl. I retreated to a safe
distance from the impending connage. It wasn't going to be
cruelty free for long. You know, when a bear awakens
from hibernation, they aren't interested in some tender shoots and berries.
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They want meat. Well, Mama Bear, sister in law Bear,
and WiFi Bear weren't about to settle for some damn
new Age porridge. This insult to their taste buds could
not go unanswered. In one deaf move, Mama Bear flipped
the grill into the pool. When other guests tried to
reason with them, they were housed into the tool shed.
(14:02):
It was soon three against thirty. If only the host
had more male friends without man buns and crocs, they
might have had a chance. You know that scene in
the first Ninja Turtles movie where the boys defeat all
those ninjas. Yeah, kind of like that, like the female
version of road House. As the other guests soon realized
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they didn't stand a chance, they started to flee, but
the gals, robbed of delicious meat, now had an appetite
for revenge.
Speaker 9 (14:31):
They pursued.
Speaker 13 (14:33):
They were out distance, but like a gift from Yahweh,
a strong wind arose. All of that loose skin from
months of dieting caught the breeze. In mere seconds, they
were airborne, like saggy pimply kites. It was death from above.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
They dove, one after another under the fleeing vegans. Bif
Pou Bam Adam West would have been proud. Their victims
lay scattered all over the culled a sack. The gals
strode back, victorious with a new confidence and smiling. They
hadn't done that in a long time, high fiving and
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laughing the laugh of those who have survived great battles
and lived to tell the tale.
Speaker 13 (15:15):
But the problem remained. They wanted meat. I knew it
was time to leave when Mama Bear was chasing the
host's Boston Terrier with a bond and a bottle of
grill and sauce. It just so happened there was a
barbecue buffet a short distance away. They lumbered through the line,
stacking their plates with victals that would make Vikings proud,
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sitting in silence and eating, basking in the events of
the day, knowing the journey was worth it. I smiled
and nibbled on carrot sticks, letting them enjoy the moment.
In a bold move, they didn't clean their plates at
a girl's. On the way home, they were on the phone,
regaling friends with the events of the day. The only
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time they stopped talking was when we passed the dairy
queen and I detected a faint whipper.
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I still want to talk over the ladies singing.
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Ye?
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Speaker 6 (19:15):
Heck hey, So our condolences go out to the Jackson family. Yes,
the Jackson's. Tito Jackson, the guitar playing brother from the
Jackson Five. He passed away and he was young. He
died at the age of seventy. Tito's family manager said
that Jackson suffered a heart attack while driving from New
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Mexico to Oklahoma. The official obituary will I mean the
official autopsy will come out later. He released two solo albums,
Back Excuse Me. He released two solo albums after the
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We had some time to get them together.
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Time.
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He survived by his three sons, Taj, Tarrell, and TJ
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Three three ts three Te's Thanks you.
Speaker 6 (20:14):
So the Emmys were this past weekend, so you were
writing if you felt like deja vu, it's because in
January the twenty twenty three Emmys were happening. Because of
the writers' strike, it couldn't happen when it was supposed
to happen, so they had it in January. So big
winners from this year's Emmys twenty twenty four, The Bear, Showgun,
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and Baby Reindeer all did very well at the awards ceremony.
The Bear went home with eleven trophies, breaking their own
record of ten comedy wins for a single season set
last year. A lot of folks were upset that the
Bear was in the comedy genre. I guess they thought
it should be.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
To check that out. I hadn't even heard of any
of these. Are it's not about Bear Brown?
Speaker 6 (20:58):
No, no, no, The Bear is a name. He's a chef,
and and it goes back to the family business and
changes the restaurant over to the Bear.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
Is it like a reality No, no.
Speaker 6 (21:08):
It's it's a scripted fictional thing.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
But yeah, okay, you go first, show good.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
I saw something about that they won a bunch and
like they're from another country.
Speaker 6 (21:21):
Yeah, yeah, they were named Outstanding Drama Series, their lead
Actor and actors walked away with the top acting categories
first for their race. Right, let's see. Jodie Foster won
her first Emmy for her role in HBO's True Detective
Night Country.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
That was a weird one.
Speaker 6 (21:41):
Yeah, I didn't see that way.
Speaker 9 (21:42):
It was weird.
Speaker 11 (21:43):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (21:44):
Netflix's Baby Reindeer one Outstanding Limited Series or Anthology, with
creator Richard Gad taking home trophies for Lead Actor and Writer.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
I know what's that about.
Speaker 6 (21:54):
I believe it's about a female stalker after he's a comedian, Okay,
and so it's kind of it was based. There was
a lot of I want to say, there were a
lot of No, there were similarities.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
No, that's not helping.
Speaker 6 (22:10):
That's not helping either. There was some lawsuits from the
woman who stopped them because I guess she didn't.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
Approve for her you know.
Speaker 5 (22:25):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (22:25):
And Hack star Jeane Smart one Lead Actress in a Comedy.
Again the biggest upset of the night because Hacks one
Outstanding Comedy over the Bear. So that was the biggest
upset the So Hacks is another one I had.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
I'll saw a few of those. She's like an older comedian.
She hires a young girl comedian to do some writing
for her.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (22:47):
She smart is very funny. She was funny on designing women.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
And even Fraser. Yeah to point her out, Jean Smart,
so you know who she is. She was one of
She was a wild woman.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
One of Fraser's girlfriends had the the kid with a fro.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
All right, so man Jack here.
Speaker 6 (23:05):
Call all right and a father son. Eugene and Dan
Levy hosted the ceremonies and critics are saying have them
every year. He was from Yeah, okay. They both were
in the Creek Show.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
Yea all right?
Speaker 6 (23:23):
And the last story halfway is NBA superstar Steph Curry.
Some people know who he is? Uh and his wife
Aisha will produce a new document a documentary called documentary. Yeah,
that's called Sentenced, and they're doing it for Peacock. It's
an immersive and vulnerable exploration of the epidemic of childhood
literacy through a series of character driven stories, stories filmed
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with from the point of view of a different adult.
I'm still gonna talk you because it's about reading and
I'm having.
Speaker 13 (23:54):
Trouble with that.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Well watching I'm just man when you lead with stephanha
I thought this having another kid. Yeah, back her from California.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
Thank you very much for that report tighter. Good work there, baby.
Well let's get us a winner. Let's play wordy word.
Here we go one eight hundred Big Show. You told
free line across America.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
We'll get a couple of contestants and play next. Good
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Thursday Morning, Big Shows on the Radio. Today's feature track
for the Big Show bit Box Carl Childers explains the
movie Deliverance.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
Keyword Deliverance.
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By the way.
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Speaker 11 (25:10):
Right now at everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
The wordy worry, dont worry, you worry.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Let's meet the contestant. We got Chris from Charlotte, North Carolina.
Good morning, Chris, Hey.
Speaker 9 (25:22):
Good morning, John boy and everybody.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Hey, welcome buddy, and you're playing Laura Ala Mobile, Alabama.
Good morning, Laura, Laura you there, baby, oh there, you
are hey, Laura, is that you done?
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Mobile?
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Good morning?
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Okay, let me see uh, let me figure out that
phone you got there?
Speaker 6 (25:49):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (25:50):
Are you on speakerphone, Laura?
Speaker 6 (25:53):
Oh, let me let me yeah, Jack.
Speaker 4 (25:59):
Telling me, yeah, we won't octatter to be able to
hear you. Yeah, you hear her. All Right, Well, y'all,
y'all go ahead.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
And work out out because you're gonna relax for the
first thirty million. Chris gonna go for round one, all right,
So y'all do that. Chris, Let's see what we can
put on the board. Bud, you got ready, Yeah, let's go. Okay,
all right, start the clock. Now, I got rats called
terminax blank control piss Yes, uh huh uh the covered blank.
(26:34):
You would ride one of these out west and yeah,
uh huh. All right, put this white stuff in your coffee.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
It's sweet creamer no, no regular sugar. Yes, uh huh.
Open the blank and get out of the house.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Sure, yes, uh huh.
Speaker 4 (26:51):
It's a dish washing liquid and it means happy.
Speaker 6 (26:55):
Dawn.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Oh no happy, no gay, my bad, Chris good dumb
better than that. But we put a four on the
board his face. So, Laura, have we figured out your
phone yet?
Speaker 3 (27:14):
Baby?
Speaker 4 (27:15):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh much good all right for
for Chris, Laura and Tagger. Ready right, kaya give me
some good clue pigging up on that last one?
Speaker 6 (27:27):
Go Christmas, Carol Blank to the world the Lord. It's
this kind of weather. You wear this over like a
T shirt, usually knitted. It's a long sleeved books.
Speaker 13 (27:40):
Ma'am.
Speaker 6 (27:41):
Uh do you rent or are you a renter? Or
are you a blanker?
Speaker 13 (27:47):
Fire?
Speaker 6 (27:48):
No, you don't you it's yours you?
Speaker 12 (27:51):
What right?
Speaker 13 (27:53):
So you are the what?
Speaker 6 (27:55):
Yes, this is a dirty air. It's called what.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
Uh police?
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (28:02):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Jackie says you've given you that one to tie up
at four to four? All right, got us a game
here then, all right, Chris, let's see what we can
do for a round two?
Speaker 4 (28:14):
All right, Hey Chris, you ready, buddy?
Speaker 9 (28:18):
Oh yes, yes, I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Okay, all right, okay, yah, all right, and go. Don't
put too many people on the elevator. You got a
blank limit?
Speaker 5 (28:29):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (28:30):
Uh huh? The county blank this time of year or
the state?
Speaker 3 (28:34):
What you go and ride?
Speaker 4 (28:35):
Elect you eat your lect you ride rides and eat
at the county fair? Yes?
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Uh huh?
Speaker 4 (28:42):
A b will blank you?
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Yes, a suck out of this on a drink, a
sissy stick, use a plastic what yes, uh huh, you're
not strong.
Speaker 4 (28:53):
You are weak, had a boy.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Good work for a five on there, Chris, and now
Laura and Taylor and five will tie and force over time.
Speaker 4 (29:05):
Okay, six, all right, Laura, here we go start the clock.
Speaker 6 (29:11):
Now, if you sprained your ankle, you might have to
walk on these. There's two of them, yes, ma'am. This
is where this is where H two O will go
over the side of of a cliff. And it's called
a blank blank It looks like a shower. Looks like
a shower, but it's not. It's a light Niagara falls
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is one. Don't go over the all right, next one,
this is the medicine blank in your bathroom. Medicine. Yes,
not the Si sun but the.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
Yeah, Chris, where's final scores? Ten to six?
Speaker 5 (29:53):
So good?
Speaker 4 (29:53):
Waterfall kinter tripped you up?
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Sure, Laura, good guys, nobody and you can try again
any time.
Speaker 4 (30:02):
All right, all right, okay, we appreciate.
Speaker 5 (30:06):
You, y'all. Have a good day.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
All right, Lord down.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
A mobile live hunger up and down the road there, Jackie, Chris,
good work for you man. You got the big Old
Happy heard prize back a win for Charlotte and we
need one.
Speaker 4 (30:20):
Any kind of team will do it. At this point,
I'm glad I came through for you, John Boy.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
We love you man.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Good work, buddy, Good morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Bit request time, see what got his bowl? Nichols out
of Wheeling, West Virginia, and Bosas thank you for letting
me request a bit. I'd like to hear them boys,
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This morning, Boone Nick goes out of Wheeling, West Virginia.
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Bring in Revend gooon for bowl.
Speaker 4 (31:37):
I guess that means right here, that's it, that's all,
that's all.
Speaker 9 (31:41):
That's all you want. That's a good morning.
Speaker 15 (31:44):
John Bow wanted, Billy Randy, Robert Y Raven ol'fool hey jacket.
Speaker 6 (31:51):
You know.
Speaker 15 (31:54):
Here. Help had the conference call with some of the
Baptist preachers in our region. Last week, you know, we
always talking about it from topic. Our topic was using
multi media to accent your Sunday morning message. Now, me
being an old fashioned preacher, I don't normally use them
slide shows and puppish shows and stuff like that. But
now some other churches in our group that are into
that stuff, especially what they call some of the super churches, the.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
Really big ones.
Speaker 15 (32:17):
Best idea I heard come from Reverend Calvin Carwell from
the Elmore Hills Independent Baptist Temple in Jackson, Mississippi. Reverend
Calvin got one in what you call the drama Team ministry.
Y'all heard about that, right to do all kinds of
little skits and stuff to get everybody ready to receive
the message. He said he need a gool with Last month,
right after the opening him, three boys from the drama
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team came in. All they was disguised. They was all
dressed up like hoodlums. They come up to the front
of the church and they all reached up front of
the coach, pulled out a bunch.
Speaker 6 (32:46):
Of big old guns, and the ringleader stepped up in
the pool.
Speaker 15 (32:49):
Pen and says, all right, y'all claim you belong to Jesus. Huh, Well,
I'll tell you what. Everybody that's willing to take a
bullet for Jesus can stay right where you are. Everybody
else got sagas to get out. And then he started
counting one, two, three, Well, people start jumping up, running
for the door. When he got to ten, there was
about twenty people still sitting in the seats, and the
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boy in the pupa says, okay, preacher, all the Hypocristi
is gone. You can start your message nerved and now
speaking of making people run for the exist lidies and gentlemen,
keep it going for your headliner, Yeah it is Google.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
I guard y'all. Ba bell ay right ahead.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Jack Rabin on foody, hell, I got a little story,
old ther Therey remember went on heart and Delvert's cousin,
re Roy, wanted to be baptized. Yeah, oh, Reroy, guys,
dave Ree Roy already had a boy, Dave Roy. They
just dave hip Roy did become the re Roys and
put a little rigged in there. That's got a funny
right down to anyway. It so already goes up. Re
Royd says, uh, baptism is a serious step. Are you
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prepared for it?
Speaker 13 (33:49):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Ree Roy says, I think so. My wife's got some bappetizers,
got a cater coming, plenty of cookies and cakes for
all our friends. I already said, I don't mean, dad,
I mean are you prepared spirits? Ree Ro said yeah,
I got a keg of beer in the case of whiskey.
There's this doctor going to cash and check at local
grocery store pulls a rectal thermometer out of his pocket
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the side the check.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
He looked at it.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
He said, oh, that's just great. Now, some butthole's got
my Penaha. A woman and her husband was vacation and
had to interrupt and go to Dennis. Web goes in,
I want a tooth pulled. I don't want any pain killers.
Was I've been a big hurry. Just pull a tooth
as quick as possible. We'll be on our way at
Dennis was quite impressed. He said, well, you're certainly a
courageous one, But now which tooth is it? Wobbtood her
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husband and said, showing me tooth stupid. Hey, this man
had six children and oh, he's very proud of this achievement.
He's so proud of himself. He starts calling his wife,
mother of six, in spite of her objections. One night
to go to a party. Man be size, it's time
to go Wills five day. His wife ready, hollers across
the room.
Speaker 9 (34:54):
Shall we go home? Mother of six?
Speaker 4 (34:56):
Older wife?
Speaker 9 (34:57):
She had it by then, she said, any time you're ready?
Speaker 14 (35:00):
A four?
Speaker 2 (35:02):
All right. God walks into the human resources part of
large company. Head's a badger his application for the job.
Badger looks at he noticed he's been fired from every
job he had and said, well, your work history is terrible.
You've been fired from every single job. Application says something
says that's right, and says, well, how could I justify
hiring you with a record like cat Man says.
Speaker 9 (35:25):
Well, at least I'm not a quitter.
Speaker 4 (35:28):
And I am. I'm getting out of here.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
I make shows on the radio, making you John Boy
and Billy up and get you a car.
Speaker 4 (36:03):
Childers on there if you want this one.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
He were his deliverance when you hit the bit box
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Man.
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Okay, we read him.
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Plastic bit meets your track.
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I got it. He goes row.
Speaker 16 (36:39):
And now it's story time with your host, Carl Childers.
Speaker 9 (36:47):
We had a feller's movie night last week.
Speaker 11 (36:50):
Hitted me mister Bill Cox, mister Darren Pingley and Scooter
from the Fixed Shop, and that fella they call Creepy
Pete from the Rouste Kreme. He'd party during Creepy but
he brought me some French fried potaters, so I guess
he's all right. I figured it was gonna be giant
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robots getting all ill with one another, or some sort
of godziller movie, but mister Bill Cox said we were
gonna watch a classic. It's about these big city fellers
are going on a camping trip. But I don't think
it turned out the way they was planning it too.
It is called deliverance. I tell you about it if
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you owed me to do Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right,
did you twisted my arm? Mister bill Cox said it.
In the South's air deliverance was considered a love story.
I didn't get that part of it. There weren't an
area girling the whole thing. Well, sir, these four fellas
from Atlanta. They showed up in a little bit of
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town near somers mister bill Cox called the boondocks. There
was Fatty pipe Smoker, ban Joe Mann, and Strokeer Race.
They trying to find somebody to drive our cars down
to the bottom of the river. There, Bad Joe Man
made friends with this little banjo playing boy, and your boy.
Speaker 9 (38:17):
Either mite odd.
Speaker 11 (38:20):
He sure couldn't play the band Joe. They even stopped
the movie long enough to scrub off a song there.
But old Faddy he come along, kindly made sport of
him a good ben. The local folks didn't like it
and spoiled it. I didn't care for that none at all.
But afore he got too ugly. Stroke Race crawled all
them others and off they went down the river.
Speaker 6 (38:40):
There.
Speaker 11 (38:42):
They went along down that river for a couple of days.
Old Faddy and pipe Smoker in one boat, ban Joe
Mann and stroke Race another. They got separated Faddy and
pipe Smoker pull over the river bank here to kind.
Speaker 4 (38:54):
Of get to barrens.
Speaker 11 (38:56):
All of a sudden, these two old boys come out
of the woods, one with no teeth and one with
a shotgun. Right off, Old Fatty started asking him if
they had to steal up there and wanted to buy
some white liquor. Must be toothless and Shotgun didn't get
much company. They tried to entertain them boys, Old toothless time.
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Pipe smoker to a tree with his belt, kindly like
a game of Cops and robbers. Arm Shotgun made Old
Fatty strip down to his drawers, give him a horse.
He ride all around the wood like he's a cowboy.
Shotgun must have had his keys in his pocket, because
Paddy kept squealing the whole time. I reckon. It could
have been a lot worse. Mister bill Cox thought he
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was funny. The shotgun and toothless. They's gonna make old
pipe Smoker do some sort of stun or another, or
they could get up to their high jakes. Stroke rates
come along. Killed shotgun with an arrow. Seemed kindly cruel
to me after all the fun days I have it,
Old toothless air, he's so put out by all of it.
He run off summers so Fatty he put his brenches
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back on the others did the Christian thanking barry shut
gun out there in the woods?
Speaker 9 (40:07):
I reckon he would have wanted it that way.
Speaker 11 (40:10):
Weall long story short, thanks got worster. They got into
some rough waters there, and then boats got turned over.
Bad Joe Man come up missing. Stroker Ags busted his
legs and mad. The dead gun bone was sticking out
there while they'd looking for Badio Man. Toothless come back
looking to get even for killing old Shotgun. Pipe Smoker
had to take care of him with a bone hair
or two. Toothless didn't even.
Speaker 4 (40:32):
Have no king around the holler.
Speaker 9 (40:33):
What you killed toothless parr? What you kill toothless parr?
Speaker 11 (40:38):
And even though nothing ever really happened to him, Old
Fatty complained the whole time. Well, Sir, pipe Smoker, Fatty
and Stroker Ag went home a little bit wiser and
one feller short. They took her next boat trip a
little more careful. They took the log ride at the
fun part, but old Fatty he had won too many
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corn dogs, all dipped over kield them. Moral of the
story tripped with friends can be fine. Believe the fat
ones at home ain't nothing but trouble.
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This is the end.
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