September 20, 2024 • 42 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we get the morning started with Jackie’s favorite singer, The Bird Girl.. - The Not Ready for Drive-Time Players have a script entitled, “The New Hire”.. - BR-549 will perform “Opie and Me”.. - Tom Sorensen has a look back at this week’s NFL games.. - and will share his picks for this coming week's winners.. - Married Man faces off with a damsel from his past?..
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Speaker 1 (00:25):
Sugar Doi Sugar na out. Yeah, it's a big show
on the radio. Or the feature track from the Big
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and shot him on the speedway. Now let's meet our contestants,
will beat the Blind this morning. DJ out of Stewart's
Draft Virginia. You'me on to DJ. Hey, Hey, I'm on too, DJ. Alright, DJ.
(01:15):
We're gonna ask data some questions. You agree or disagree
based on the fact whether you think she's right or wrong.
Two bells before two buzzers, and you'll win it. All right,
here we go, all right, Tayer who the cooking website?
Let's go to Delish? All right, So according to that
cooking website, it's messy and it's gooey, but everybody loves it.
(01:40):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
What's a baby in her disposable paper.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Messy? And that.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Is a pizza?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Jay?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Is that you dollar?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
It's a friend of mine's daughter?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Oh, Freddie Good's daughter. All right, well you can't spank them.
Wait you can't, Leslie? What what was happening to Tayler?
What did you say? It's messy and it's gooey, but
everybody loves it. It's a pizza DJ. What do you think?
You agree or disagree on that pizza?
Speaker 5 (02:22):
I agree?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I agree? And how's the thing to do? Yes, pizza?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Have you ever had the pizza cheese burn your chin
because it came off the pizza? Am I the only one?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I don't think you're opening your mouth enough. We're biting
down off there and I'm like, oh, gone it all right?
Well let's see what we got here? So uh, Taylor, Yes,
is there such a thing holding a little?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Go ahead?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
What's your Is there such a thing as a two
and a half foot long banana?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I'd love to see your Google search history.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
It's randy, so it's probably a lot of problem.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Probably probably probably right. So since it's so crazy, I'm
going to say, yeah, yeah, there is such a thing.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
There is such a thing as a two and a
half foot long banana. DJ, you want to ask you
buddy's kid?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
There you go, Yeah you can, you can go for
a lifeline there.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
So.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
You disagree with that? And is actually there is they're
fairly common? Well, they are fairly.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Common not at our grocery store.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Well your produce guy. Yeah, you gotta go to the
ugly produce store. Okay, all right, here we go one
by one, buzzard. Let's see what happens. According to a
university study, when it comes to fruits, people under thirty
five prefer bananas. But what do people over thirty five
(03:57):
prefer the drag clail when it comes to fruits.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Hey, they can't all.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Be Richard Simmons was our go to.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
Fruit over thirty five?
Speaker 7 (04:12):
Not?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
So that is a grapefruit?
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Over thirty five prefer grapefruits.
Speaker 8 (04:19):
Grapefruits?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
DJ, do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Agree?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
And it's sounded right in the apples. What's that answer? Apples?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I'm sorry, DJ.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
That's all right. We're gonna give you a nice consolation prize.
And Jackie's got a soft heart for kids. So have
you put your buddies? They're all on the fall. Oh,
you'll work it out. It will be okay, DJ, We
appreciate you, buddy.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
All right, thank you, all right, here's the plan for
the next tenty minutes.
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on the lab without time capsule Killer's mad mix.
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M h m hmm.
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This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 8 (05:50):
Not getting the joke, Okay, okay.
Speaker 10 (05:52):
Guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his
head a flag.
Speaker 8 (05:59):
It could be worse. Michael Jackson could have walked into
the bar with.
Speaker 6 (06:02):
A flag on his said not how many flagged Michael
Jackson down in a bar?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
I think?
Speaker 8 (06:07):
Okay. The Long Ranger in the Tanto were stopping over
for a pit stop after a long ride in a
bar in the Old West. Well, they were sitting down
drinking the.
Speaker 10 (06:16):
Lone Ranger in the Tanta a ride in a bar.
Yeah okay, yeah, yeah, anyway, and long Range ordered a
silver bullet.
Speaker 8 (06:26):
Okay, sorry, anyway, they got a drink in about thirty
minutes after they stopped. After they had stopped at this bar,
a guy come in and said, Hey, whose white horses
that out there? Long Ranger jumped up and said it's mine.
And the guy said, well, the horse has found drink.
It's really overheating. You need to do something to cool
it off. Well, the long ranger looked over at Tanto
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and said, Tanto, go outside and run around the horse
to try to start a breeze to cool it off.
And the and Tanto said, you know Yavo kimasadi.
Speaker 10 (06:57):
Ya kind of a cross between Tonto and Colonel Klink.
Speaker 11 (07:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (07:03):
Right, anyway, so he's outside running around Silver, running around
trying to cool him off. After thirty minutes. Is about
about thirty minutes, another guy come in and said, hey,
who's white horses? That is that out there? And the
long ranger jumped up and said it's mine. And that
guy said, you left your engine running.
Speaker 10 (07:26):
I like Johnny's better. Thank you guys, I appreciate it.
The long ranger, the long range John Joe said, yeah,
volcans out, the lawn ranger.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Running. Okay, Randy, we don't want to wrap it up.
We want to basket that j while. I know we're late,
but that was worth it, John Boy and Billy is
he vicious?
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Oh, he's perfectly harmless.
Speaker 9 (07:55):
Well, he only has the mentality of a child. I'm
seven years old.
Speaker 12 (07:58):
Good morning radio, right, good morning.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
That's a big show on the radio right twenty minutes away,
my man, Time Sorenson. Week two of the NFL seasons
not quite as good as week one. We'll find out
all about it with talks in football right now. It'll
good disc call, good morning, big show, god morn bella
(08:54):
had mar. How's it go?
Speaker 5 (08:56):
How you thank you? I matter of mud? Wait, that's
how I love anyway. Boys, It's time for another lightning
round the nerve revenues. I call the mad mix. Sorry
world updates item number one. Yet another little piece of
(09:16):
America has been fokerrized. Remember that movie Meeting the Fokkers
where Ben Steeller's parents had all his trophies and ribbons
up on the wall. Old Robert de Niro says, Wow,
I didn't know they made a ninth place ribbon Again.
Grandpa Foker says, oh yeah, they got them all the
way up to tenth place. Well, that's how we do
(09:37):
excellence in America nowadays. It don't matter if you ain't
any good or not. Everybody gets a trophy. We can't
recognize the best of the best because it might hurt
some losers feelings. So first the public schools started doing
away with awards night because everybody can't had perfect attending
(10:00):
or win the science fire. Now the high schools are
doing away with valiedictorians. What a schoolboards voted the outlaw
schools letting the kid with the highest grade point average
be valedictorian. They're gonna use to come law plan where
three groups of students could recognize like they do now
(10:22):
in colleges, because as we all know, colleges don't do
anything idiotic. Now what a schoolboard says they gotta do
it cause kids are taking some courses just to raids
their grade point average so they can win the validictorian
two which may I say, yeah, that's how valedictoria were.
(10:46):
But see this way, the students can quit worrying about
their grade point average and take classes their interested in.
Uh huh, well, I'm a parent. I could give a
rip if they're interested. I just want them to move
out of the rupest room and get a jaw A
just want to give out as many trophies as they
can at the end of the year. Remember, kids, you're special,
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just like everybody else. But wait, it gets worse. Item
at number two middle schools have put in a no
zero policy. Now the school board passor rule that says
you can't give a kid a zero on any school assignments,
even if they cheat, copy somebody's paper, or don't turn
(11:32):
their homework in at all. From now on, the lowest
grade is a sixty one. Now, that's still a failing grade,
but it's a long way from a zero. The one
parent says the child doesn't deserve a sixty. They need
to be prompted to get their grades up and be
held accountable. Yeah, we know that's what a zero is sold.
(11:57):
So not only are we giving kids a lord for
not having the hoght GPA, now we're giving them a
sixty one. We're not having a GPA at all. My
big old.
Speaker 13 (12:08):
Club, Well there's a lot more news, but my butter
is tightening up. Go out, Stopper, I said for this edition,
a sorry world, up, Dave, till next time this mad
masterminding need to set out, shut up and went running
my life, John boy Billy, Now y'all have a nice day.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Good morning the big shows on the radio.
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We're gonna let that roll another week because it's a
very cool. It's an actual section of the stone countertop
from the master bathroom in one of Saddam Hussein's presidential palaces.
I got it from Aquilas. That was uh yeah, well,
wonder bad. He's a fully grown bad man. They were
chasing Saddam across anyway, cut up some of his marble
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at the bathroom. You can see the section that's my
old dog Pearl. Looking at it. You don't see how
pearls aged over the years. Okay, they might quit looking
at Pearl. Yeah, so we're gonna leave it up for
another week because a bunch of people just learning about
and it is getting out so truly one of a
cut right there. Plus he's you know, got to convince
his wife that this is the one thing she didn't
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want him to give away, and he's gone, Why I
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We'll meet one week from right now and say who
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out our man Tom Sons and every Friday, all season long,
he'll pick every NFL game. This weekend started off week
one talking about it fourteen and two. Well, first let
me say good morning to you, Tom before I jump
on you.
Speaker 9 (15:26):
Good morning jump.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Well, it just kind of came back a little bit,
went eight and seven from Friday on. Of course, in
uh eight and eight for all sixteen games, so still
bat in five hundred. It was a it was a
weird weekend for week two.
Speaker 9 (15:45):
Tom, Yeah, a lot of upsets. At Monday game was
one of the strangest games.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Line up beating Philadelphia right.
Speaker 9 (15:53):
There, and lots of injuries and just some weird stuff
happening around the league, and it was like I was
re inurned to reality.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Well for the season twenty two and ten and dog
on at the locks, you had two locks to try
to catch up on that first one. First it was
Jacksonville losing the Cleveland eighteen thirteen that blue one, and
then we talked about the Monday night game and Elina
actually beat Philadelphia twenty two to twenty one.
Speaker 9 (16:21):
Yeah, I mean I am you know, I don't just
make these picks. I bet on them my locks. So
it's uh, I'm gonna have to get you to get
a second job or stop being right.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Meanwhile, when we got to talk about our Carolina Panthers,
everybody is talking about them across the nation, in the
NFL world, and not for good reasons layout to our
listeners and might not be following it too close. What
happened after we lost again last Sunday?
Speaker 9 (16:54):
What brush you on? Who was their number one pick?
Number one pick in the draft a year ago. Just
had a horrendous game against a LA Charges on Sunday
and after the game head coach Dave Canally said this
is his first season. He was asked who's going to
play quarterback next week and he said, Bruys Young is
(17:14):
my quarterback. Within twenty four hours he said, wait, Bruce
Young is not my quarterback. We are going with Andy
Dalton the red rifle, and we're benching Young. And to me,
if a coach says something, any leader says something, his
players people who work for him want to be able
to depend on his word and for him to change
(17:36):
his mind within twenty four hours. Implies to me he
was told to change his mind. The Panthers have an
owner who was very involved in every decision, and he
will acknowledge that it doesn't make him, but he knows
about him. I just don't think this was the head
coach's decision. I think the owner said, son, you work
(17:57):
for me, and Brus Young is not quarterback, and because
of that, he renegged within twenty four hours.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
And that makes it even weirder Tom, because the word
is that the temper made him take Bryce Young over
Kurt Stroud, who like a lot of us wanted, and
made him take him. And then like in the two
games into the second year, you know, you got to
bench him, and it's just it's just weird. Maybe wish
(18:25):
he washed you a little bit.
Speaker 9 (18:26):
Up top, I would agree, And it's never happened with
the top pick before, unless there's been an injury. A
top pick has never been benched this early in his career.
And as bad as he's been, they're not going to
go anywhere this season. They're not going to go anywhere
with a quarterback in his mid thirties has been pretty
good never more. And I think it's a mistake to
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bench Bryce Young as bad as he has been, and
they're the talk of the league because they are just
a franchise that cannot get it right.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
And you know, and I'm pulling for Bryce. Maybe let
him go on to another team and he'll be like Mayfield,
who's now two and oh with tample Bay, Sam Darnold.
For heaven's sakes, Minnesota he's doing though, Just get about
to Charlotte and he'll be fine.
Speaker 9 (19:13):
One team that allegedly at least has looked into this
possibility is Miami. They lost two of their head quarterback
and they had this motion offense and you have to
be quick and get rid of the ball quickly and
kind of think on your feet, and they think that
Bruce Young could be that guy. I don't know how
(19:33):
much folidity the is of this, but right now, my
guess is you could get Bruce Young for a third
round pick or a fourth round pick, a mid ground pick,
and I don't know if he will ever be the
starting quarterback here again, Well, and you're looking at talking
about you know, we're oh and two now, and teams
that may start the season oh and two hardly ever
(19:55):
make the playoffs. Now, there were nine oh and two
teams last season and only one of them, Houston, made
the playoffs. Then if you lose again, if you go
owing three. Since two thousand and two, that's when the
league expanded to thirty two teams, one hundred and three
teams have started owing three, and two of them have
made the playoffs. I'm not really good at numbers, but
(20:18):
I think those odds are not good.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
And you looked up nine teams are in danger going
ohing three. Let me hit them right quick. They are Cincinnati, Baltimore, Jacksonville,
LA Rams, Tennessee, Indianapolis, Denver, New York Giants, and Carolina Panthers.
Speaker 9 (20:36):
And boy, you would not expect to be saying Cincinnati,
who you know? Some people picked to make the Super Bowl?
And Baltimore and even the LA Rams, all three of
those came into this season with Super Bowl hopes and
I think they all have to win this weekend.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
And what about I gotta ask you about the New
Orleans Saints. They just killed us in Week one. Then
they go down to was saying, well, maybe we're not
that bad, but then we played another game and we are.
What about the Cowboys losing it home to the Saints,
I mean drugged over forty points again.
Speaker 9 (21:11):
Well, New Orleans as the new offensive coordinator, and those
guys really believe running new schemes, a lot of motion
and it's just working. You can see Derek Carr, who
said it really up and down career and now he
looks like a cross between Joe Montana and y A
Tittle and any other Joe Nama. I mean, he is
(21:33):
just completing passes. They are running the ball. They look
really good. And you know, in New Orleans is my
favorite city in the country. I just it's like leaving
the US without leaving the US. I'm kind of happy
for those crimes.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Well, don we'll pick every NFL game this weekend before
we get out of here. There will be two Monday
night games this week and Disney, let me see, you
got that four Monday night double headers this season? Wow?
How about that?
Speaker 9 (22:03):
But Disney owns ABC and ESPN and the latest TV
deal that cut they get to do this, so they
will televise both Monday games and.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Like one will kick off earlier, but both will be
going on at the same time after the second one
kicks off. Looks like you are correct, I got you.
In unrelated news, there will also be three locks, not
as makeup calls, Tom says, because he likes each of them.
So we'll hang on with that. Looking forward to it, buddy,
see in a few minutes. Thank you, I did. Let's
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play out wordy word one eight hundred Big Show you
told free line. Get a couple of contestants saying play next.
Speaker 5 (23:01):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
It's a big show on the radio, only to your Friday,
September the twenty Today's feature track when the Big Show,
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If we can't get two, we'll call you somebody you
wanna play? You make that happen to like right now
at everybody's head about the bed. They the wordy word,
they're the worthy word. We're loving when a couple of
co workers go at it. And that's what we got
out on a Great State of Georgia. Alan from Brunswick,
Good morning, Alan, good morning, and Tyler from Midway. Good morning, Tyler,
(23:51):
good morning, done boy, good morning. All right boys, let's
play some wordy word here on the big show. So
h Tyler, you on Tator's team, the two me and
Allen Ago on this side. So Tyler, you relax. Alan,
Let's see what we can do for round one. Are
you ready?
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Ready?
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Okay? Legitator starting to clock now, little kids, they throw
a blank tantrum. Don't lose your what piper? Yes, uh huh?
All right. In math you have addition and then you
do this, yes, uh huh. The opposite of wet is
(24:36):
uh huh an Indian blank or a fire blank. The
head guy, he's the fire the Kansas City, he said, Okay,
h hey, get in the kitchen and blank my meal.
Oh don't work at home? And oh yeah, he said
cook we were on the same land. Didn't get credit
(24:57):
for that. Put a four on the board. Alright, then
Tyler and Taylor t teas ready. Tyler, are you ready? Okay?
Speaker 2 (25:09):
And go the opposite of the beginning, and yes, uh
this is where you you might go and have a
stay at this medical facility like when you're having a baby. Huh,
don't run, slow down, and what walk?
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
A woman who's voluptuous has many of these, so does
a road, A winding road has many herd Yes, sir,
you're Christmas. You hang these up on the fireplace ornament, fireplace.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Falky you No, I got stogging at the buzzard to
take the lead. Five to four? All right, boys, alright, Alan,
let's see what we can do for round two. Are
you ready ready? Starting the clock? Now, go to the
zoo rocks and make me a lot. Yeah, uh huh?
(26:03):
You cut paper with yes, uh huh. That's a blank egg.
It's not a good egg. It's a blank egg. Another word?
Did you hear it all the time? No, yes, writing,
uh huh. Give me a blank in paper, not a pencil,
but a not a pencil, but a right with yes,
(26:28):
uh huh. Get in the kitchen and make me.
Speaker 5 (26:36):
All right.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Well we get a four on the four and eight score.
Why were you all looking at me?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Why were you looking at me like a sound out
pencil sound.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Oh you were trying to get Jackie to buzz me
for a syllable in pencil. Word okay, good, yeah, yeah, no,
you're a rule okay, four to four or that's how
good work all. Look at you, Randy, but my opinion
doesn't count, as you well know. Well, let's see what
(27:08):
happens in Tyler and Tyler. You need is free to
tie and four will win and you'll feel good about yourself. Yeah, okay, okay,
Red Tyler.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
And go all right. Another name for supper, this meal
is called what blank time?
Speaker 6 (27:24):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Do you are you a non blank cigarettes? What do
you do with cigarettes? You?
Speaker 9 (27:31):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (27:32):
You might sit all day at one of these in
an office. Kids sit behind him? Yes, these this floats
on the water. It's not a ship. It's smaller a
fishing yep. Right, did you wear these?
Speaker 7 (27:45):
You?
Speaker 5 (27:51):
Yes? You did win?
Speaker 1 (27:53):
All right, that's just Tylor's gonna stay angry, Alan dog
on one it We came up short, buddy, but you
can try again anytime, all right, Thank you?
Speaker 9 (28:05):
All right.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
We appreciate your boys from Georgia playing some wordy word Tyler.
Good work, John boy.
Speaker 13 (28:10):
Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 1 (28:11):
You go ahead.
Speaker 8 (28:13):
I'd like to give a shout out to the facility
maintenance department at the Georgia Port Authority and my buddy
Neil Johnson out of Port Stewart.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Well, I hear you that, Tyler. Appreciate you and you
buds listening to the Big Show. Good morning, got the
Big show on the radio? Cut our big request for
this Friday morning. Nick Rumsfeld from Brunswick, Georgia says, married man,
married man. I'm guessing you are, Nick, and you got
it coming up next. Good morning. It's a big share
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on the radio. Friday bit request, Nick RUMs Fell from Brunswick, Georgia.
Speaker 11 (29:15):
Here we go, my redman, my ridman drives around in
a minivan, god a wife and some kids.
Speaker 7 (29:30):
His whole life's on the skids. Hey, there there goes
the married man.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
How's he feel?
Speaker 7 (29:38):
Listen, dude, this poor guy's really screwed, hanging on by
a thread, cord of milk, loaf of bread.
Speaker 12 (29:46):
Hey, there there.
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Goes the married man.
Speaker 7 (29:51):
Got a big gas grill, buys his clothes at the gap,
and he's just about having augh. This crowd man man man,
friendly neighborhood, married.
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Man life, has no single life.
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I'll let him do what they She says, it's about
timing group. Well, there's a school you don't find the
married mine.
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As our story opens, married mine and his costume cohorts
all walking through the Rundown warehouse district in the heart
of central city.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
They married. Man, could you bring us to a sea
deier side of town next time? I just love walking
around the high crime area in skin tight span decks.
Speaker 15 (30:37):
Actually, the crime rate and it's part of town is
fairly low. It's the arts district. I got a lot
of friends who have studios around here. They love the
funky spaces and the dirt cheap rents.
Speaker 6 (30:48):
All right, stay sharp, team, I think we're getting close.
Does anybody else hear that?
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Every guy?
Speaker 6 (30:55):
Sheell phone frot.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
I hit this new phone.
Speaker 6 (30:59):
I can't figure out how to change the ringer. Hello, Hi, honey, bunny. Yeah,
the team is downtown for our big photo shoot. I
have no idea how long it's gonna take. What pick
up the new curtains on the way home? Where are they? Well,
that's clear on the other side of town. Can't you
pick them up later? The decorator is coming first thing
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in the morning, and you need the drapes so you
can pick out a new wallpaper pattern. All right, I'll
take care of it. Mick, Hey, bigah, why are we
having our picture tuk? Anyway?
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (31:34):
I filled out a questionnaire at superhero Marketing dot com.
They give you a free report on how to maximize
your visibility and earn extra cash by merchandising your super team.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
And when he printed it out, there was a coupon
for free photo shoot at some studio around here.
Speaker 6 (31:51):
Hey, it's a great deal to eight by tens two
five x sevens ten wallet size and a sheet of
full color photo stickers.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
What are you, twelve year old girl?
Speaker 16 (32:01):
Hey, guys, there it is thirteen thirteen King straight Bingo. Okay, team,
let's go. Hello, anybody here.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Had a many big gu This place smells in fuck here.
Speaker 15 (32:17):
Then he look you sure this is the right of dress?
Speaker 1 (32:20):
This is it all right?
Speaker 3 (32:22):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (32:24):
Suddenly a giant metal panel slam shot over the building's exit.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Greetings, old fraid we meet again for the last time.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Great Caesar's goat.
Speaker 6 (32:41):
It's my arch nemesis, the Sultan of Sleeves divorced man,
I see.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
My phony website. Pulled the wool completely over your eyes,
and look at this. You brought the entire crew, including
that boozy Benedict Arnod drinking money.
Speaker 6 (32:58):
Hey, my girl, you ain't still marry at me about
leaving you and teaming up with the get guys.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Are you please?
Speaker 3 (33:05):
As if you were any help at all. You are
the worst evil henchman in the history of villainy.
Speaker 6 (33:10):
You hurt me, big girl, hold my cell phone, college buddy,
this could get ugly.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
Showbode while you can, married man, because today is the
end of your pathetic career as a matrimonial role model.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
This sounds really.
Speaker 6 (33:26):
Mad, Sticker may big Girl, me and him used to
be friends.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
I might be able to talk us out of this.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Man.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
You're right, divorce man. He is a Benedi girl.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
Silence you, macking numbskulls. I shall deal with the rest
of you later. Right now, it's all about you, married man,
the straight arrow who's made a career out of thwarting
my ambitions to promote adultery and infidelity among the citizens
of Central City.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Well, those days are over.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
Because you are about to encounter or foe that not
even your legendary intestinal fort can withstand.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Hi guy, remember me that voice?
Speaker 2 (34:10):
It can't be Oh but it is long time, no sea, sweetie.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Oh, this is bad, This is really bad. Who is
that bigger? It's Vicky Mcgridnoald's the biggest crush of married
man's high school career, the one that broke his heart,
the one he never got over. Married man, say hello
to old.
Speaker 6 (34:31):
Girlfriend Harmona Harmona Harmona.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Oh Hello, Oh hi, honey, Bunny. Yeah he's not here
right now. Can I take a.
Speaker 6 (34:48):
Message, Holly. This will end badly. Married man face to
face with a one menace, even he is powerless to resist.
Tune in again next time when we'll hear old girlfriends.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Say, come here and give me a hug.
Speaker 6 (35:05):
Married man say Harmona, Hormona Harmona an indigo. Girls say,
you know she really is cute. Don't mess I next
spect that tightening episode, the same married time, same married channels.
Speaker 7 (35:20):
There's a school you'll.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Find the married mine. Good morning, it's a big showing
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the radio football Friday, this time all year long. I'm
in time, SOS, and we'll pick every game in the
NFL this weekend. All right, so far, this is last week.
Speaker 5 (36:07):
It was a five hundred weeks.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Come to us here at eight and eight for the season,
twenty two and ten oh and two for the locks.
We'll make up of that and then have a shot
of the lock. Yeah, all right, good morning again, Tom,
Thank you Monny. Of course it is Week three. We
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start with the early Sunday afternoon games. The one and
one Chicago Bears at the oh and two Indianapolis Colts.
Speaker 9 (36:42):
Bears have been shaking offense, but they get this one
on the road.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Good cargo. The oh and two Denver Broncos at the
two and oh Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
Speaker 9 (36:54):
The Denver's offense is almost as bad as Carolina.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
Uh.
Speaker 9 (36:59):
Tampa Bay's favored by six and a half, they won
it by nine, and they are my lock number one
of the week.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Ooh, though a lock out there right quick? Tampa Bay?
All right? The one and one Green Bay Packers at
the O and two Tennessee Titans.
Speaker 9 (37:16):
This is a tough one, but I'm gonna go with Tennessee.
I think just some untimely interceptions and I think they
get it right this time.
Speaker 7 (37:23):
Right.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Then we got the two and oh Houston Texans at
the two and oh Minnesota Vikings.
Speaker 9 (37:30):
It's a good game. Minnesota is pomped in. Their defense
has been on fire, and I keep it going. I
think Minnesota wins a close one.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Then we got the two and O l A Chargers
at the two and O Pittsburgh Steelers.
Speaker 9 (37:44):
Stevens a favored, but boy, the Chargers are impressive and
I like them to win this one in the upset
on the road.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
Okay. Then we got the o and two New York
Giants are the one and one Cleveland Browns.
Speaker 9 (37:58):
Cleveland's two has that defense and that's gonna be enough.
Giants are a really bad team in Cleveland rolls Cleveland.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Then we got the one and one Philadelphia Eagles at
the two and oh New Orleans Saints.
Speaker 9 (38:12):
Man, I am not picking against New Orleans. That Eagles
defense is not nearly as fearsome as it used to be,
and that offensive New Orleans is fearsome. So I go
with the Saints down they're.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
Gonna say so go three and oh? All right there,
And then we start with the four o'clock games. Four
oh five kickoff the oh and two Carolina Panthers at
the one and one Las Vegas Raiders. You can't big this, tom,
I've heard that sound before.
Speaker 9 (38:45):
Las Vegas is playing good defense, and I don't care
who's playing quarterback for Carolina. Las Vegas is five and
a half point favorite. They want it by nine, and
they might locked number two of the week.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
Oh oh, lock against the home team as las Vega
did the points change after Bryce was benched, and the
Andy Dalton put in Tom.
Speaker 9 (39:06):
Dropped immediately from seven to five and a half.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
How about that, so you take it the five and
a half? Okay again, here we go another four oh
five kickoff one and one. Miami at the two and
oh Seattle Seahawks.
Speaker 9 (39:20):
Boy, Miami is in trouble. They don't even have a
backup quarterback and Seattle's gonna roll in this one. Oh god.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Then four to twenty five kickoffs. There are three of those,
so five late afternoon Sunday games, oh and two. Baltimore
at the one and one Dallas Cowboys. Dallas home again
this weekend.
Speaker 9 (39:40):
Baltimore is the road favorite, but I tell you, I
think the Cowboys is gonna get this one. Low scoring,
neither team has been impressive, but Dallas will pull us
one out, all right.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
And then we got the one and one Detroit lines
at the one and one Arizona Cardinals.
Speaker 9 (40:00):
Is a good game and Arizona's offense looks really good.
But Detroit lost last week to Tampa Bay but really
outgained him, and kind of a flu loss in the
make up four lions in the road.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
The Lines on the road. And then we got the
one and one San Francisco forty nine Ers, the oh
and two La Rams.
Speaker 9 (40:21):
You know, San Francisco's missing a lot of talent, but
it doesn't matter. They got Rock Purdy. They have the
better team and they are gonna win. This one won't
be closed.
Speaker 5 (40:31):
Oh you do.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Then Sunday Night Football two and old Kansas City Chiefs
are the one and one Atlanta Falcon Man.
Speaker 9 (40:40):
I tell you I keep Kirk Cousins in the Falcons credit,
but I am not picking against KC. So Chiefs won
a tight.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
One, all right. And then as we said, two Sunday
night games. First kickoff is seven thirty eastern on ESPN.
Oh and two Jacksonville Jaguars are the two and oh
Buffalo Bills.
Speaker 9 (41:00):
Monday night games. This one, yeah, seven thirty pm. And
Jacksonville's pretty good team, but not on the road, not
against Buffalo. Buffalo wins.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Bublo wins. Then forty five minutes later at eight fifteen
Eastern on ABC's the one in one Washington Commanders at
the and two Cincinnati Bengals.
Speaker 9 (41:21):
Bengals are seven and a half point favorite, and this
is this is homecoming for them. They weren't double figures,
and they are locked number three of the week.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Okay, so let's review the locks. You got Tampa Bay
beating Denver by more than six and a half, you
got Las Vegas Beaten Carolina by more than five and
a half, and you got Cincinnati beating Washington by more
than seven and a half. All right, Dom, good work, buddy,
have a great weekend. We'll celebrate next week.
Speaker 9 (41:54):
Will everybody enjoy the weekend, and as always, thank you.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
All right, my boy, let's get.
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(01:15):
We're gonna ask data some questions. You agree or disagree
based on the fact whether you think she's right or wrong.
Two bells before two buzzers, and you'll win it. All right,
here we go, all right, Tayer who the cooking website?
Let's go to Delish? All right, So according to that
cooking website, it's messy and it's gooey, but everybody loves it.
(01:40):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
What's a baby in her disposable paper.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Messy? And that.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Is a pizza?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Jay?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Is that you dollar?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
It's a friend of mine's daughter?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Oh, Freddie Good's daughter. All right, well you can't spank them.
Wait you can't, Leslie? What what was happening to Tayler?
What did you say? It's messy and it's gooey, but
everybody loves it. It's a pizza DJ. What do you think?
You agree or disagree on that pizza?
Speaker 5 (02:22):
I agree?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I agree? And how's the thing to do? Yes, pizza?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Have you ever had the pizza cheese burn your chin
because it came off the pizza? Am I the only one?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I don't think you're opening your mouth enough. We're biting
down off there and I'm like, oh, gone it all right?
Well let's see what we got here? So uh, Taylor, Yes,
is there such a thing holding a little?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Go ahead?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
What's your Is there such a thing as a two
and a half foot long banana?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I'd love to see your Google search history.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
It's randy, so it's probably a lot of problem.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Probably probably probably right. So since it's so crazy, I'm
going to say, yeah, yeah, there is such a thing.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
There is such a thing as a two and a
half foot long banana. DJ, you want to ask you
buddy's kid?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
There you go, Yeah you can, you can go for
a lifeline there.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
So.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
You disagree with that? And is actually there is they're
fairly common? Well, they are fairly.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Common not at our grocery store.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Well your produce guy. Yeah, you gotta go to the
ugly produce store. Okay, all right, here we go one
by one, buzzard. Let's see what happens. According to a
university study, when it comes to fruits, people under thirty
five prefer bananas. But what do people over thirty five
(03:57):
prefer the drag clail when it comes to fruits.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Hey, they can't all.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Be Richard Simmons was our go to.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
Fruit over thirty five?
Speaker 7 (04:12):
Not?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
So that is a grapefruit?
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Over thirty five prefer grapefruits.
Speaker 8 (04:19):
Grapefruits?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
DJ, do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Agree?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
And it's sounded right in the apples. What's that answer? Apples?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I'm sorry, DJ.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
That's all right. We're gonna give you a nice consolation prize.
And Jackie's got a soft heart for kids. So have
you put your buddies? They're all on the fall. Oh,
you'll work it out. It will be okay, DJ, We
appreciate you, buddy.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
All right, thank you, all right, here's the plan for
the next tenty minutes.
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Right now, you ride on the other side, finde him
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M h m hmm.
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Speaker 8 (05:50):
Not getting the joke, Okay, okay.
Speaker 10 (05:52):
Guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his
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It could be worse. Michael Jackson could have walked into
the bar with.
Speaker 6 (06:02):
A flag on his said not how many flagged Michael
Jackson down in a bar?
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I think?
Speaker 8 (06:07):
Okay. The Long Ranger in the Tanto were stopping over
for a pit stop after a long ride in a
bar in the Old West. Well, they were sitting down
drinking the.
Speaker 10 (06:16):
Lone Ranger in the Tanta a ride in a bar.
Yeah okay, yeah, yeah, anyway, and long Range ordered a
silver bullet.
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Okay, sorry, anyway, they got a drink in about thirty
minutes after they stopped. After they had stopped at this bar,
a guy come in and said, Hey, whose white horses
that out there? Long Ranger jumped up and said it's mine.
And the guy said, well, the horse has found drink.
It's really overheating. You need to do something to cool
it off. Well, the long ranger looked over at Tanto
(06:46):
and said, Tanto, go outside and run around the horse
to try to start a breeze to cool it off.
And the and Tanto said, you know Yavo kimasadi.
Speaker 10 (06:57):
Ya kind of a cross between Tonto and Colonel Klink.
Speaker 11 (07:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (07:03):
Right, anyway, so he's outside running around Silver, running around
trying to cool him off. After thirty minutes. Is about
about thirty minutes, another guy come in and said, hey,
who's white horses? That is that out there? And the
long ranger jumped up and said it's mine. And that
guy said, you left your engine running.
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I like Johnny's better. Thank you guys, I appreciate it.
The long ranger, the long range John Joe said, yeah,
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Running. Okay, Randy, we don't want to wrap it up.
We want to basket that j while. I know we're late,
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Oh, he's perfectly harmless.
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Well, he only has the mentality of a child. I'm
seven years old.
Speaker 12 (07:58):
Good morning radio, right, good morning.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
That's a big show on the radio right twenty minutes away,
my man, Time Sorenson. Week two of the NFL seasons
not quite as good as week one. We'll find out
all about it with talks in football right now. It'll
good disc call, good morning, big show, god morn bella
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Speaker 5 (08:56):
How you thank you? I matter of mud? Wait, that's
how I love anyway. Boys, It's time for another lightning
round the nerve revenues. I call the mad mix. Sorry
world updates item number one. Yet another little piece of
(09:16):
America has been fokerrized. Remember that movie Meeting the Fokkers
where Ben Steeller's parents had all his trophies and ribbons
up on the wall. Old Robert de Niro says, Wow,
I didn't know they made a ninth place ribbon Again.
Grandpa Foker says, oh yeah, they got them all the
way up to tenth place. Well, that's how we do
(09:37):
excellence in America nowadays. It don't matter if you ain't
any good or not. Everybody gets a trophy. We can't
recognize the best of the best because it might hurt
some losers feelings. So first the public schools started doing
away with awards night because everybody can't had perfect attending
(10:00):
or win the science fire. Now the high schools are
doing away with valiedictorians. What a schoolboards voted the outlaw
schools letting the kid with the highest grade point average
be valedictorian. They're gonna use to come law plan where
three groups of students could recognize like they do now
(10:22):
in colleges, because as we all know, colleges don't do
anything idiotic. Now what a schoolboard says they gotta do
it cause kids are taking some courses just to raids
their grade point average so they can win the validictorian
two which may I say, yeah, that's how valedictoria were.
(10:46):
But see this way, the students can quit worrying about
their grade point average and take classes their interested in.
Uh huh, well, I'm a parent. I could give a
rip if they're interested. I just want them to move
out of the rupest room and get a jaw A
just want to give out as many trophies as they
can at the end of the year. Remember, kids, you're special,
(11:10):
just like everybody else. But wait, it gets worse. Item
at number two middle schools have put in a no
zero policy. Now the school board passor rule that says
you can't give a kid a zero on any school assignments,
even if they cheat, copy somebody's paper, or don't turn
(11:32):
their homework in at all. From now on, the lowest
grade is a sixty one. Now, that's still a failing grade,
but it's a long way from a zero. The one
parent says the child doesn't deserve a sixty. They need
to be prompted to get their grades up and be
held accountable. Yeah, we know that's what a zero is sold.
(11:57):
So not only are we giving kids a lord for
not having the hoght GPA, now we're giving them a
sixty one. We're not having a GPA at all. My
big old.
Speaker 13 (12:08):
Club, Well there's a lot more news, but my butter
is tightening up. Go out, Stopper, I said for this edition,
a sorry world, up, Dave, till next time this mad
masterminding need to set out, shut up and went running
my life, John boy Billy, Now y'all have a nice day.
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very cool. It's an actual section of the stone countertop
from the master bathroom in one of Saddam Hussein's presidential palaces.
I got it from Aquilas. That was uh yeah, well,
wonder bad. He's a fully grown bad man. They were
chasing Saddam across anyway, cut up some of his marble
(13:33):
at the bathroom. You can see the section that's my
old dog Pearl. Looking at it. You don't see how
pearls aged over the years. Okay, they might quit looking
at Pearl. Yeah, so we're gonna leave it up for
another week because a bunch of people just learning about
and it is getting out so truly one of a
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his wife that this is the one thing she didn't
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out our man Tom Sons and every Friday, all season long,
he'll pick every NFL game. This weekend started off week
one talking about it fourteen and two. Well, first let
me say good morning to you, Tom before I jump
on you.
Speaker 9 (15:26):
Good morning jump.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Well, it just kind of came back a little bit,
went eight and seven from Friday on. Of course, in
uh eight and eight for all sixteen games, so still
bat in five hundred. It was a it was a
weird weekend for week two.
Speaker 9 (15:45):
Tom, Yeah, a lot of upsets. At Monday game was
one of the strangest games.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Line up beating Philadelphia right.
Speaker 9 (15:53):
There, and lots of injuries and just some weird stuff
happening around the league, and it was like I was
re inurned to reality.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Well for the season twenty two and ten and dog
on at the locks, you had two locks to try
to catch up on that first one. First it was
Jacksonville losing the Cleveland eighteen thirteen that blue one, and
then we talked about the Monday night game and Elina
actually beat Philadelphia twenty two to twenty one.
Speaker 9 (16:21):
Yeah, I mean I am you know, I don't just
make these picks. I bet on them my locks. So
it's uh, I'm gonna have to get you to get
a second job or stop being right.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Meanwhile, when we got to talk about our Carolina Panthers,
everybody is talking about them across the nation, in the
NFL world, and not for good reasons layout to our
listeners and might not be following it too close. What
happened after we lost again last Sunday?
Speaker 9 (16:54):
What brush you on? Who was their number one pick?
Number one pick in the draft a year ago. Just
had a horrendous game against a LA Charges on Sunday
and after the game head coach Dave Canally said this
is his first season. He was asked who's going to
play quarterback next week and he said, Bruys Young is
(17:14):
my quarterback. Within twenty four hours he said, wait, Bruce
Young is not my quarterback. We are going with Andy
Dalton the red rifle, and we're benching Young. And to me,
if a coach says something, any leader says something, his
players people who work for him want to be able
to depend on his word and for him to change
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his mind within twenty four hours. Implies to me he
was told to change his mind. The Panthers have an
owner who was very involved in every decision, and he
will acknowledge that it doesn't make him, but he knows
about him. I just don't think this was the head
coach's decision. I think the owner said, son, you work
(17:57):
for me, and Brus Young is not quarterback, and because
of that, he renegged within twenty four hours.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
And that makes it even weirder Tom, because the word
is that the temper made him take Bryce Young over
Kurt Stroud, who like a lot of us wanted, and
made him take him. And then like in the two
games into the second year, you know, you got to
bench him, and it's just it's just weird. Maybe wish
(18:25):
he washed you a little bit.
Speaker 9 (18:26):
Up top, I would agree, And it's never happened with
the top pick before, unless there's been an injury. A
top pick has never been benched this early in his career.
And as bad as he's been, they're not going to
go anywhere this season. They're not going to go anywhere
with a quarterback in his mid thirties has been pretty
good never more. And I think it's a mistake to
(18:49):
bench Bryce Young as bad as he has been, and
they're the talk of the league because they are just
a franchise that cannot get it right.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
And you know, and I'm pulling for Bryce. Maybe let
him go on to another team and he'll be like Mayfield,
who's now two and oh with tample Bay, Sam Darnold.
For heaven's sakes, Minnesota he's doing though, Just get about
to Charlotte and he'll be fine.
Speaker 9 (19:13):
One team that allegedly at least has looked into this
possibility is Miami. They lost two of their head quarterback
and they had this motion offense and you have to
be quick and get rid of the ball quickly and
kind of think on your feet, and they think that
Bruce Young could be that guy. I don't know how
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much folidity the is of this, but right now, my
guess is you could get Bruce Young for a third
round pick or a fourth round pick, a mid ground pick,
and I don't know if he will ever be the
starting quarterback here again, Well, and you're looking at talking
about you know, we're oh and two now, and teams
that may start the season oh and two hardly ever
(19:55):
make the playoffs. Now, there were nine oh and two
teams last season and only one of them, Houston, made
the playoffs. Then if you lose again, if you go
owing three. Since two thousand and two, that's when the
league expanded to thirty two teams, one hundred and three
teams have started owing three, and two of them have
made the playoffs. I'm not really good at numbers, but
(20:18):
I think those odds are not good.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
And you looked up nine teams are in danger going
ohing three. Let me hit them right quick. They are Cincinnati, Baltimore, Jacksonville,
LA Rams, Tennessee, Indianapolis, Denver, New York Giants, and Carolina Panthers.
Speaker 9 (20:36):
And boy, you would not expect to be saying Cincinnati,
who you know? Some people picked to make the Super Bowl?
And Baltimore and even the LA Rams, all three of
those came into this season with Super Bowl hopes and
I think they all have to win this weekend.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
And what about I gotta ask you about the New
Orleans Saints. They just killed us in Week one. Then
they go down to was saying, well, maybe we're not
that bad, but then we played another game and we are.
What about the Cowboys losing it home to the Saints,
I mean drugged over forty points again.
Speaker 9 (21:11):
Well, New Orleans as the new offensive coordinator, and those
guys really believe running new schemes, a lot of motion
and it's just working. You can see Derek Carr, who
said it really up and down career and now he
looks like a cross between Joe Montana and y A
Tittle and any other Joe Nama. I mean, he is
(21:33):
just completing passes. They are running the ball. They look
really good. And you know, in New Orleans is my
favorite city in the country. I just it's like leaving
the US without leaving the US. I'm kind of happy
for those crimes.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Well, don we'll pick every NFL game this weekend before
we get out of here. There will be two Monday
night games this week and Disney, let me see, you
got that four Monday night double headers this season? Wow?
How about that?
Speaker 9 (22:03):
But Disney owns ABC and ESPN and the latest TV
deal that cut they get to do this, so they
will televise both Monday games and.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Like one will kick off earlier, but both will be
going on at the same time after the second one
kicks off. Looks like you are correct, I got you.
In unrelated news, there will also be three locks, not
as makeup calls, Tom says, because he likes each of them.
So we'll hang on with that. Looking forward to it, buddy,
see in a few minutes. Thank you, I did. Let's
(22:32):
play out wordy word one eight hundred Big Show you
told free line. Get a couple of contestants saying play next.
Speaker 5 (23:01):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
It's a big show on the radio, only to your Friday,
September the twenty Today's feature track when the Big Show,
Big Box O R. Agent Murray, don't be so ungrateful.
Search for keyword ungrateful. That's brought to you by the
Bank of America Roble four hundred and having Sunday, October thirteenth.
It shot him on the speedway. Think out on their
contest button. When you're there at the Big Show dot com.
(23:25):
If we can't get two, we'll call you somebody you
wanna play? You make that happen to like right now
at everybody's head about the bed. They the wordy word,
they're the worthy word. We're loving when a couple of
co workers go at it. And that's what we got
out on a Great State of Georgia. Alan from Brunswick,
Good morning, Alan, good morning, and Tyler from Midway. Good morning, Tyler,
(23:51):
good morning, done boy, good morning. All right boys, let's
play some wordy word here on the big show. So
h Tyler, you on Tator's team, the two me and
Allen Ago on this side. So Tyler, you relax. Alan,
Let's see what we can do for round one. Are
you ready?
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Ready?
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Okay? Legitator starting to clock now, little kids, they throw
a blank tantrum. Don't lose your what piper? Yes, uh huh?
All right. In math you have addition and then you
do this, yes, uh huh. The opposite of wet is
(24:36):
uh huh an Indian blank or a fire blank. The
head guy, he's the fire the Kansas City, he said, Okay,
h hey, get in the kitchen and blank my meal.
Oh don't work at home? And oh yeah, he said
cook we were on the same land. Didn't get credit
(24:57):
for that. Put a four on the board. Alright, then
Tyler and Taylor t teas ready. Tyler, are you ready? Okay?
Speaker 2 (25:09):
And go the opposite of the beginning, and yes, uh
this is where you you might go and have a
stay at this medical facility like when you're having a baby. Huh,
don't run, slow down, and what walk?
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
A woman who's voluptuous has many of these, so does
a road, A winding road has many herd Yes, sir,
you're Christmas. You hang these up on the fireplace ornament, fireplace.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Falky you No, I got stogging at the buzzard to
take the lead. Five to four? All right, boys, alright, Alan,
let's see what we can do for round two. Are
you ready ready? Starting the clock? Now, go to the
zoo rocks and make me a lot. Yeah, uh huh?
(26:03):
You cut paper with yes, uh huh. That's a blank egg.
It's not a good egg. It's a blank egg. Another word?
Did you hear it all the time? No, yes, writing,
uh huh. Give me a blank in paper, not a pencil,
but a not a pencil, but a right with yes,
(26:28):
uh huh. Get in the kitchen and make me.
Speaker 5 (26:36):
All right.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Well we get a four on the four and eight score.
Why were you all looking at me?
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Why were you looking at me like a sound out
pencil sound.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Oh you were trying to get Jackie to buzz me
for a syllable in pencil. Word okay, good, yeah, yeah, no,
you're a rule okay, four to four or that's how
good work all. Look at you, Randy, but my opinion
doesn't count, as you well know. Well, let's see what
(27:08):
happens in Tyler and Tyler. You need is free to
tie and four will win and you'll feel good about yourself. Yeah, okay, okay,
Red Tyler.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
And go all right. Another name for supper, this meal
is called what blank time?
Speaker 6 (27:24):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Do you are you a non blank cigarettes? What do
you do with cigarettes? You?
Speaker 9 (27:31):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (27:32):
You might sit all day at one of these in
an office. Kids sit behind him? Yes, these this floats
on the water. It's not a ship. It's smaller a
fishing yep. Right, did you wear these?
Speaker 7 (27:45):
You?
Speaker 5 (27:51):
Yes? You did win?
Speaker 1 (27:53):
All right, that's just Tylor's gonna stay angry, Alan dog
on one it We came up short, buddy, but you
can try again anytime, all right, Thank you?
Speaker 9 (28:05):
All right.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
We appreciate your boys from Georgia playing some wordy word Tyler.
Good work, John boy.
Speaker 13 (28:10):
Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 1 (28:11):
You go ahead.
Speaker 8 (28:13):
I'd like to give a shout out to the facility
maintenance department at the Georgia Port Authority and my buddy
Neil Johnson out of Port Stewart.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Well, I hear you that, Tyler. Appreciate you and you
buds listening to the Big Show. Good morning, got the
Big show on the radio? Cut our big request for
this Friday morning. Nick Rumsfeld from Brunswick, Georgia says, married man,
married man. I'm guessing you are, Nick, and you got
it coming up next. Good morning. It's a big share
(29:09):
on the radio. Friday bit request, Nick RUMs Fell from Brunswick, Georgia.
Speaker 11 (29:15):
Here we go, my redman, my ridman drives around in
a minivan, god a wife and some kids.
Speaker 7 (29:30):
His whole life's on the skids. Hey, there there goes
the married man.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
How's he feel?
Speaker 7 (29:38):
Listen, dude, this poor guy's really screwed, hanging on by
a thread, cord of milk, loaf of bread.
Speaker 12 (29:46):
Hey, there there.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Goes the married man.
Speaker 7 (29:51):
Got a big gas grill, buys his clothes at the gap,
and he's just about having augh. This crowd man man man,
friendly neighborhood, married.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Man life, has no single life.
Speaker 7 (30:08):
I'll let him do what they She says, it's about
timing group. Well, there's a school you don't find the
married mine.
Speaker 6 (30:18):
As our story opens, married mine and his costume cohorts
all walking through the Rundown warehouse district in the heart
of central city.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
They married. Man, could you bring us to a sea
deier side of town next time? I just love walking
around the high crime area in skin tight span decks.
Speaker 15 (30:37):
Actually, the crime rate and it's part of town is
fairly low. It's the arts district. I got a lot
of friends who have studios around here. They love the
funky spaces and the dirt cheap rents.
Speaker 6 (30:48):
All right, stay sharp, team, I think we're getting close.
Does anybody else hear that?
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Every guy?
Speaker 6 (30:55):
Sheell phone frot.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
I hit this new phone.
Speaker 6 (30:59):
I can't figure out how to change the ringer. Hello, Hi, honey, bunny. Yeah,
the team is downtown for our big photo shoot. I
have no idea how long it's gonna take. What pick
up the new curtains on the way home? Where are they? Well,
that's clear on the other side of town. Can't you
pick them up later? The decorator is coming first thing
(31:22):
in the morning, and you need the drapes so you
can pick out a new wallpaper pattern. All right, I'll
take care of it. Mick, Hey, bigah, why are we
having our picture tuk? Anyway?
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (31:34):
I filled out a questionnaire at superhero Marketing dot com.
They give you a free report on how to maximize
your visibility and earn extra cash by merchandising your super team.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
And when he printed it out, there was a coupon
for free photo shoot at some studio around here.
Speaker 6 (31:51):
Hey, it's a great deal to eight by tens two
five x sevens ten wallet size and a sheet of
full color photo stickers.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
What are you, twelve year old girl?
Speaker 16 (32:01):
Hey, guys, there it is thirteen thirteen King straight Bingo. Okay, team,
let's go. Hello, anybody here.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Had a many big gu This place smells in fuck here.
Speaker 15 (32:17):
Then he look you sure this is the right of dress?
Speaker 1 (32:20):
This is it all right?
Speaker 3 (32:22):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (32:24):
Suddenly a giant metal panel slam shot over the building's exit.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Greetings, old fraid we meet again for the last time.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Great Caesar's goat.
Speaker 6 (32:41):
It's my arch nemesis, the Sultan of Sleeves divorced man,
I see.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
My phony website. Pulled the wool completely over your eyes,
and look at this. You brought the entire crew, including
that boozy Benedict Arnod drinking money.
Speaker 6 (32:58):
Hey, my girl, you ain't still marry at me about
leaving you and teaming up with the get guys.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Are you please?
Speaker 3 (33:05):
As if you were any help at all. You are
the worst evil henchman in the history of villainy.
Speaker 6 (33:10):
You hurt me, big girl, hold my cell phone, college buddy,
this could get ugly.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
Showbode while you can, married man, because today is the
end of your pathetic career as a matrimonial role model.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
This sounds really.
Speaker 6 (33:26):
Mad, Sticker may big Girl, me and him used to
be friends.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
I might be able to talk us out of this.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Man.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
You're right, divorce man. He is a Benedi girl.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
Silence you, macking numbskulls. I shall deal with the rest
of you later. Right now, it's all about you, married man,
the straight arrow who's made a career out of thwarting
my ambitions to promote adultery and infidelity among the citizens
of Central City.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Well, those days are over.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
Because you are about to encounter or foe that not
even your legendary intestinal fort can withstand.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Hi guy, remember me that voice?
Speaker 2 (34:10):
It can't be Oh but it is long time, no sea, sweetie.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Oh, this is bad, This is really bad. Who is
that bigger? It's Vicky Mcgridnoald's the biggest crush of married
man's high school career, the one that broke his heart,
the one he never got over. Married man, say hello
to old.
Speaker 6 (34:31):
Girlfriend Harmona Harmona Harmona.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Oh Hello, Oh hi, honey, Bunny. Yeah he's not here
right now. Can I take a.
Speaker 6 (34:48):
Message, Holly. This will end badly. Married man face to
face with a one menace, even he is powerless to resist.
Tune in again next time when we'll hear old girlfriends.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Say, come here and give me a hug.
Speaker 6 (35:05):
Married man say Harmona, Hormona Harmona an indigo. Girls say,
you know she really is cute. Don't mess I next
spect that tightening episode, the same married time, same married channels.
Speaker 7 (35:20):
There's a school you'll.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Find the married mine. Good morning, it's a big showing
(35:52):
the radio football Friday, this time all year long. I'm
in time, SOS, and we'll pick every game in the
NFL this weekend. All right, so far, this is last week.
Speaker 5 (36:07):
It was a five hundred weeks.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Come to us here at eight and eight for the season,
twenty two and ten oh and two for the locks.
We'll make up of that and then have a shot
of the lock. Yeah, all right, good morning again, Tom,
Thank you Monny. Of course it is Week three. We
(36:32):
start with the early Sunday afternoon games. The one and
one Chicago Bears at the oh and two Indianapolis Colts.
Speaker 9 (36:42):
Bears have been shaking offense, but they get this one
on the road.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Good cargo. The oh and two Denver Broncos at the
two and oh Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
Speaker 9 (36:54):
The Denver's offense is almost as bad as Carolina.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
Uh.
Speaker 9 (36:59):
Tampa Bay's favored by six and a half, they won
it by nine, and they are my lock number one
of the week.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Ooh, though a lock out there right quick? Tampa Bay?
All right? The one and one Green Bay Packers at
the O and two Tennessee Titans.
Speaker 9 (37:16):
This is a tough one, but I'm gonna go with Tennessee.
I think just some untimely interceptions and I think they
get it right this time.
Speaker 7 (37:23):
Right.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Then we got the two and oh Houston Texans at
the two and oh Minnesota Vikings.
Speaker 9 (37:30):
It's a good game. Minnesota is pomped in. Their defense
has been on fire, and I keep it going. I
think Minnesota wins a close one.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Then we got the two and O l A Chargers
at the two and O Pittsburgh Steelers.
Speaker 9 (37:44):
Stevens a favored, but boy, the Chargers are impressive and
I like them to win this one in the upset
on the road.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
Okay. Then we got the o and two New York
Giants are the one and one Cleveland Browns.
Speaker 9 (37:58):
Cleveland's two has that defense and that's gonna be enough.
Giants are a really bad team in Cleveland rolls Cleveland.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Then we got the one and one Philadelphia Eagles at
the two and oh New Orleans Saints.
Speaker 9 (38:12):
Man, I am not picking against New Orleans. That Eagles
defense is not nearly as fearsome as it used to be,
and that offensive New Orleans is fearsome. So I go
with the Saints down they're.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
Gonna say so go three and oh? All right there,
And then we start with the four o'clock games. Four
oh five kickoff the oh and two Carolina Panthers at
the one and one Las Vegas Raiders. You can't big this, tom,
I've heard that sound before.
Speaker 9 (38:45):
Las Vegas is playing good defense, and I don't care
who's playing quarterback for Carolina. Las Vegas is five and
a half point favorite. They want it by nine, and
they might locked number two of the week.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
Oh oh, lock against the home team as las Vega
did the points change after Bryce was benched, and the
Andy Dalton put in Tom.
Speaker 9 (39:06):
Dropped immediately from seven to five and a half.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
How about that, so you take it the five and
a half? Okay again, here we go another four oh
five kickoff one and one. Miami at the two and
oh Seattle Seahawks.
Speaker 9 (39:20):
Boy, Miami is in trouble. They don't even have a
backup quarterback and Seattle's gonna roll in this one. Oh god.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
Then four to twenty five kickoffs. There are three of those,
so five late afternoon Sunday games, oh and two. Baltimore
at the one and one Dallas Cowboys. Dallas home again
this weekend.
Speaker 9 (39:40):
Baltimore is the road favorite, but I tell you, I
think the Cowboys is gonna get this one. Low scoring,
neither team has been impressive, but Dallas will pull us
one out, all right.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
And then we got the one and one Detroit lines
at the one and one Arizona Cardinals.
Speaker 9 (40:00):
Is a good game and Arizona's offense looks really good.
But Detroit lost last week to Tampa Bay but really
outgained him, and kind of a flu loss in the
make up four lions in the road.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
The Lines on the road. And then we got the
one and one San Francisco forty nine Ers, the oh
and two La Rams.
Speaker 9 (40:21):
You know, San Francisco's missing a lot of talent, but
it doesn't matter. They got Rock Purdy. They have the
better team and they are gonna win. This one won't
be closed.
Speaker 5 (40:31):
Oh you do.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Then Sunday Night Football two and old Kansas City Chiefs
are the one and one Atlanta Falcon Man.
Speaker 9 (40:40):
I tell you I keep Kirk Cousins in the Falcons credit,
but I am not picking against KC. So Chiefs won
a tight.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
One, all right. And then as we said, two Sunday
night games. First kickoff is seven thirty eastern on ESPN.
Oh and two Jacksonville Jaguars are the two and oh
Buffalo Bills.
Speaker 9 (41:00):
Monday night games. This one, yeah, seven thirty pm. And
Jacksonville's pretty good team, but not on the road, not
against Buffalo. Buffalo wins.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Bublo wins. Then forty five minutes later at eight fifteen
Eastern on ABC's the one in one Washington Commanders at
the and two Cincinnati Bengals.
Speaker 9 (41:21):
Bengals are seven and a half point favorite, and this
is this is homecoming for them. They weren't double figures,
and they are locked number three of the week.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Okay, so let's review the locks. You got Tampa Bay
beating Denver by more than six and a half, you
got Las Vegas Beaten Carolina by more than five and
a half, and you got Cincinnati beating Washington by more
than seven and a half. All right, Dom, good work, buddy,
have a great weekend. We'll celebrate next week.
Speaker 9 (41:54):
Will everybody enjoy the weekend, and as always, thank you.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
All right, my boy, let's get.
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