September 23, 2024 • 42 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, in honor of County Fair Season, we’ve got all four episodes of our Mini-Movie Series, “All’s Fair,” starring the Sharps.. - Traveling by stagecoach didn’t come without rules for the riders, we’ve got the actual list posted inside the coaches.. - Phil McCrackin gets a request.. - and Rev. Billy Ray Collins explores the Curse on the Simpson Sisters..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This makes show on the radio, John Bop, Ben and
Tyler Fellers ran to Jackie and you listening?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
How you are listening to throw of the funniest guys
on the radio.
Speaker 4 (00:12):
And my fraternity brothers at the Raccoon Lodge, John Boy
and Philly on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Are they funny? Are they funny?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (00:22):
Hello, avenue to Hovanana.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
It's a brand new week, Monday, September twenty third. Let's
celebrate a great American success story of your All right, then,
let's make some memories here this week though, we're just
(01:30):
tickled to death about our big show morning mini movie today,
All's Fair starring Ricky B. Sharp, this time for the
county and the state fairs across America. We'll celebrate right here.
Let's see you on the September twenty third. What other
national days with guys? National Family Day, National Checkers Day,
(01:53):
National Great American Pot Pie Day? All right, that's that's
still with the chicken, bean, carrots and stuff, a lot
of variations. Man the California's National Snackstick Day. Man, I
had a beef jerky one, a long one of the
(02:14):
round ones, and it's like it was a doctor pepper.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Soda.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah, it was like a you know, brand name. I
think it might have been Texas Pete or something like that. Neat,
it tastes pretty good. It was good. It was good.
I didn't notice. I said, man, this tastes weird. Now
I looked at it closer, it was Doctor Pepper. I
want to never pulled the trigger on that if i'd
have seen it.
Speaker 6 (02:40):
Time to find out. A beef stick doesn't taste good.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
It's like, you know, but it didn't taste good. That's
the thing about it was just different.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Doctor Peppers?
Speaker 7 (02:50):
So did you just find this in a parking lot
or something?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Right?
Speaker 8 (02:52):
Now?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
It was convenience to the man, but you didn't look
at it. No, I just picked a long one. It
looked for the good.
Speaker 9 (03:00):
Right.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
It was about three feet long. Yeah, I heaven's long.
Last was all day, like an all day sucker. I
got an all day Oh. Yeah, So it's not really jerky.
It's a beef stick.
Speaker 7 (03:14):
Yes, it's mostly peckers and lips.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Doctor Pepper.
Speaker 7 (03:19):
All right? Have you ever had a Doctor Pepper cake?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
No?
Speaker 7 (03:23):
Oh, it's really good about cheese frosting's awesome.
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Dr Pepper, all right, And it's a national Dogs in
Politics Day. You got to get this to honor our
dogs of never run for office, but sometime if it's
so bad, that's just put a dog up there. And
you know, you know, I hear that was forty percent
going to happen to this lab, but Kamala beat him
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out too soon counter votes. Let me know, all right,
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prize pack this morning?
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What we got?
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Gonna be ready.
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Ah, well, let's look at our three days in history.
We will get our categories for the b all By
nineteen thirty nine, doctor Sigmund Freud, the father of psychoanalysts,
died in London at age eighty three. He had gone
undergone thirty one operations to remove malignant tumors from his mouth.
(05:17):
Caused my heavy cigar smoking?
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Oh yeah, it's very popular.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Did smoke a cigar?
Speaker 6 (05:22):
Wasn't it the whole oral fixation thing?
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Yeah? Yeah, he I think he has some problem. Oh
you think and that, But yet you know they all
looked at him.
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What he right?
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It was Barney. Let's get in there, poke around that ego.
Take a look at that id all right, O would
look nineteen sixty eight Mayberry RFD. Oh maybe even on CBS,
I Ken Barry when Ken Barry was the star of Mayby.
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Ooh that was tough.
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Jump in the shark.
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yeah I told you about if you got that app. Yeah,
there's Pluto TV app. It's absolutely free and they got
a Mayberry channel, so they run twenty four hours a day.
It's all Mayberry episodes. But they'll go all the way through,
you know, start at the beginning and go all the
way through the color ones even may very RFD because
(06:18):
I saw Ken Barry on one when but it's twenty
four hours.
Speaker 6 (06:22):
You got a dig beat, I.
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Tell you, yeah, gotta be picky.
Speaker 6 (06:26):
I still watch the reruns on a knee.
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TV ME TV, Yeah they got them, and of course
TV Land they're on every afternoon starting about four o'clock
or the self or something like that. But they, you know,
chop them up. The Pluto TV. The good thing about
that the entire episodes that you probably hadn't seen. It
haven't got scenes that you've never seen anymore like the ending,
you know.
Speaker 7 (06:47):
And epilogue that they used to.
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Right, Yeah, it's so cool. All right, Pluto TV.
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You have a fan puto all right and final let's
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nineteen eighty six. The Rose is voted by the House
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one hundred years debating the subject, and says, you're right
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dad Man. All right, and that's the last time they
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God surprised.
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Shots.
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(09:49):
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All right, they.
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Andy, Bernie and Oopie.
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Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
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Come on, Jackie, get ready to say anybody.
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Sometimes on my days are filled with right.
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Yes, I traveled and left.
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Some bad things.
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Ain't going my way because there's always someone swirming in
my life.
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You keep swarming in my life and it's causing lots of.
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Thingger I'm a honking on my horror.
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I'm shooting you the fine. Keep switching on.
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My bride lines.
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Just to him.
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When you're swerving all lives pie by, you're running someone
off the road.
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The day Jove way, I thought.
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I never never love.
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Another hell else could all oi fee.
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But bowing you run into me.
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I can't believe I could not see her. All tank up,
the one's at the waiting. You keep swarming in my life,
just causing lots of thames.
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I'm cussing out your name. I'm shooting you the fine.
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I keep switching on my briding lights.
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Now when you're swerving all lights pie, why you're running
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As our story opens, a new hire is called into
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Snuck knock. Why did you see me?
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Ah?
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Yes, miss Moron Thatch Marienne, Ah, so it is Irish.
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Eh that's right, Schmorra.
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You know my wife is Irish, really drunk trash.
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Come in and sit down please.
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Sure, sure, sure, joking spits say.
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Is there a problem?
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Well?
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Uh, miss Moron, Brian right right, miss Moran, I have
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Uh huh.
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And before that you were a head instructor of spells
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Yes, sure, school Team Slythering.
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Yes.
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And before that you were the hive coordinator for Bee's
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Yes, I was the beach whisperer.
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And of course you were.
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The Most recently, you were the Dei supervisor for the Vatican.
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Oh.
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Yes, me and the Pope we are like this.
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Well, miss Moran, Mauren, Yes, I'm afraid there's been a mistake.
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Hogwarts doesn't even exist. Bee's Knees said you were banned
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Oh.
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The truth is that this is your very first job.
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Correct.
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Yes, Well, why didn't you just say that on the application?
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Wellys, your and shed you were looking for someone with imagination.
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Son of a.
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Say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
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Should I dress a little slink?
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I mean no good more than everybody.
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Begorah, Good morning.
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It's a big show on the radio. See what I
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Like you were really choking because I was John Boyce.
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She was laughed about it.
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I could have lost air and were even popping towards me.
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If you would have fell out, I would have noticed that.
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I would have thought it was her hack.
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She is committed to this role.
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She's gonna go down like tiny Tim on stage and
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But I want you to laugh. You know, if you
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I guess that's very true. Let's tew you got that
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He just said you have a wet mouth.
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You can't quick get.
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Did well? We got a Big Show Morning, Many movies Morning.
Four episodes of All's Fair salutin the county and state
fairs going on across this great land. Episode one in
minutes she is shown shower Rose old good morning, got
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the Big Show on the radio. Get ready for John
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Must be eighteen to way. We'll play in minutes, but
right now, let's get it on.
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Greetings, early risers, you're old pal Bert Fern here with
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of Dothan, Alabama, Ricky b and Lucy R. Sharp as
they star in episode one of All's Fair and Now
with the show.
Speaker 13 (20:42):
Oh, Ricky, it's such a wonderful day for the County Fair.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Ah, you got that right, Sugar Brenches.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
Takes me back to when I was a youngin nothing's
gonna spoil this day. Come on, let's go ride the
Twirling Hurl.
Speaker 6 (20:55):
I don't know. You just ate that big old corny doll.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Why do you think I bought you puncho? Now? Come on, hey,
where are you going?
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Howdy mister two for the Twirling Hurl? Sorry kid, you
gotta be this told to ride kid, son of m
Hey Slick. What's a big idea? Uh? Look, hobbit is
Saint Middle Earth. You're not tall enough to ride.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
I've been riding these rides for the last twenty years.
Explain that.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
I don't know, Maybe you shrink.
Speaker 6 (21:24):
Let's just go.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
There's other rides woman.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
I don't want to ride other rides. I want to
ride the rides that make you barf, binge and purchase.
How I keep my figure?
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Hey, your Mimmy's right Jr.
Speaker 12 (21:36):
Why don't you try the the dinky dragon on a
wobbly wormy or a thunder symbol the rides for sissy. Eh,
you can always get another kid to ride with you
if you're scared.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
Scared, listen, hear your dead cub yankee, hippie potlicker?
Speaker 3 (21:52):
How'd you like to ride the toll my boot? All right,
I'm gonna get you a stool? What picker? Oh?
Speaker 6 (22:00):
Come on, we're here to have fun.
Speaker 13 (22:02):
Remember, don't fly off the handle at every little bunny coming.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Don't you start.
Speaker 13 (22:07):
Besides, I didn't hear you grasp about getting in the
gate for the kids price.
Speaker 7 (22:11):
I did get.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
You know, times are tight right now?
Speaker 13 (22:15):
Times ain't tight you are. You're so cheap you practically
squeak when you walk.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
I gotta be able to get on something right here? Ah,
here we go. This is what I'm talking about.
Speaker 6 (22:26):
Where are you going?
Speaker 3 (22:27):
I need something to lift my spirits.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
Woman, I'm going to the freak show there see the
world's smallest man.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Ah, that ont be an ego booster?
Speaker 6 (22:35):
A you coming, I'll pass.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
Are you kidding me? It's the world's smallest man.
Speaker 13 (22:41):
I don't need to pay to see that.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
Another little geek in the old comedy side show.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
All right, I just go by myself one. Please, I'm sorry, kid,
can't let you in with other parents?
Speaker 5 (22:58):
What to do?
Speaker 3 (22:59):
What to do?
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Tune in next time for another kidney busting chapter of
The Big Show.
Speaker 10 (23:03):
Morning mini movie production.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
Of All's Fair starring Ricky b as Ricky b Lucyr
as Lucyr and Andy Abdoo as Abdullah the cock Eyed
camel Shaver, brought to you by Aunt Tator's Jugga Pluddy
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Until next time, This is your old pal Bert Fern
saying so long?
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Episode two about an hour. All right, well, let's play
John boyd Jeopardy. In the eighteen hundreds, Wells Fargo posted
a list of nine rules of etiquette for their stage
coach passengers. One of the rules stated passengers were allowed
to bring these with them, but they were not allowed
to use them for pleasure during the trip. Husbands, Good Dams,
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No Watch All God one eight hundred Big Show You
told free line across America. We played John Boy Jeopardy. Next,
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Good Morning, it's a big showing a radio roller to
you Monday. Today's feature track from the Big Show mid Box.
Reverend Billy Ray Collins a curse on the Simpson Sisters.
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Live across America. It's John Boy Jeopardy and now your host.
Speaker 16 (24:58):
His great uncle tried morning everybody that the Titanic was
going to seek. He made such a racket they kicked
him out of the movie theater.
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Heez, John Boyd.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Let's say hey to Michael. No, we got Wes first
here out of Lynchburg, Virginia's at you, Wes.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
That is me.
Speaker 7 (25:20):
That is me, and my bucket list is complete.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
All right, Well you on a big show, Wes. Let's
aim high. Let's see if you can win this big
old prize bag on a big show. Maybe he's just
got a tiny bucket. Well was Let's review this question.
It was the eighteen hundreds. Wells Fargo posted a list
of nine rules of eticut for their stagecoach passengers. One
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of the rules stated passengers were allowed to bring these
with them, but they were not allowed to use them
for pleasure during the trip. So what you think, Wes.
Speaker 7 (25:54):
Well, I wanted to say children, but I had to
say gun. You could take your gun, but not use
it for pleasure.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Okay, is it guns?
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Yes, it is.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Pleasure. Makes sense?
Speaker 17 (26:13):
You know.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Well look out the window and shoot animals and it
scare the horses. Wes. You got the big old Celery
E's pets back, buddy. Now, maybe your bucket listens for
one item on it. Hope you're not gonna check on
out after this? Oh no, not at all.
Speaker 7 (26:30):
I've been loving y'all guys, so the longer than I
want to admit.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Well, iome Wes. Glad you made it, buddy. You have
a great rest of your day. First, hang on, Jack,
you hook you up. Thank you, Watty money hour top
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You got my Monday Morning Live.
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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now look at me.
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Really? You know?
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On him?
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It kind of works. Where are you now, I'm on
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man's skin is actually quite nice. What's in my hand?
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Maybe you and your girlfriend could sell a few and
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a man can enjoy the company of another man without
there being any heavy emotional stuff. It's like two guys
going to the gym. Now your man and I are
in a gym. The whole place is full of men
who use lady scented body washes. Your man fits right in.
Would your man like to grab something to eat later?
I know a great little sushi plays. Now your man
and I are in a great little sushi place. Your
man is freshly showered, but he still has the rosy
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glow of a vigorous workout. Your man doesn't really want
to call it a night this early, does he? Does
your man like to dance? Come on, I can tell
he's got some moves. Now your man and I are
in the nightclub. We're on the dance floor. Your man
is shaking it like a polaroid picture.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
Oh.
Speaker 18 (29:24):
By his phone rings, it's you calling from can Coon
to see how it's going. He lets the call go
to voicemail. I wouldn't read too much into that. Now
your man and I are doing yeager shots at the bar.
Your man says you're kind of stifling him lately. He
says he needs some space. He thinks once you get
back from cankon, the two of you need to have
a serious talk. He's discovered things about himself he never
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knew before, and to be perfectly honest, he's not sure
you have a place in the new life. He's planning there.
He said it. Now you're crying. Your man is apologizing.
He didn't plan this. It just kind of happened, he says.
It's not you, it's him. He's packing up his stuff
moving out. He thinks you're a great girl and you'll
find the right guy before you know it. Your man
hates that look in your eyes. He never meant for
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this to happen. But if it wasn't me, it would
have been somebody else. Your man has to be true
to who he really is. Here, I'm giving you another
handful of diamonds to cheer you up. Your man, and
I will never forget you. We're riding off together into
the sunset. We're on a horse. John Boyan Delly, Good
(30:31):
morning radio, dumb right.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Your mornings on the radio. Let's go ahead and turn
it over to mister Thank you, John boy, you're well.
Good morning everybody. It's mister Rubb here for some hume
this morning.
Speaker 10 (31:16):
Mister, good morning Randy.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
Say you buy for hume?
Speaker 10 (31:21):
Does your wife know you're wearing her shoes?
Speaker 3 (31:23):
Actually? Yes?
Speaker 10 (31:25):
What about the blouse?
Speaker 7 (31:28):
I laid it out last night. This is something my mother,
my mother says, you know, just like you like it?
Speaker 3 (31:39):
Thanks?
Speaker 13 (31:40):
Mom?
Speaker 17 (31:41):
Now I'll make you laugh. What do you call a
cow that lives in an igloo?
Speaker 10 (31:46):
An Eski Moon.
Speaker 17 (31:49):
Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid,
the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let
the other one off. Get it after the flash on
his camera malfunction? What did Satan get back from the
drug store? What prints of darkness? Why didn't the squirrel
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cross the telephone wire? Why because the line was busy?
Speaker 10 (32:20):
Get it? Are there blood banks in England? As you
don't know?
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Did you know? We don't know.
Speaker 10 (32:32):
I don't either, But there's a Liverpool.
Speaker 17 (32:39):
And what was on the license plate of the pickup
truck of the sheep farmer?
Speaker 10 (32:43):
What you haul? Get it? That's a baby sheep?
Speaker 3 (32:50):
You've been buying er master again?
Speaker 10 (32:53):
No, but that's not a bad idea.
Speaker 17 (32:56):
Now, this is the story of Zeba Daiah, a farmer
who was the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred
young laying hens called pullets, and eight or ten roosters.
Pullets got a funny thank you.
Speaker 18 (33:10):
Roosters sounded kind of weird too.
Speaker 17 (33:12):
Yeah, the roosters, they haven't got me concentrating. It was
their job to fertilize the eggs.
Speaker 10 (33:19):
See when a.
Speaker 17 (33:19):
Rooster likes a hen very very much well, Zeb kept
careful records in Any rooster that didn't perform came out
of the starting lineup and went right into the soup pot.
All this record keeping took an awful lot of Zeb's time.
So Zeb got a set of tiny bells and attached
them to his roosters. Now, each bell had a different tone,
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so that Zeb could tell from a distance which rooster
was performing. Hit set on the porch and fill out
efficiency report.
Speaker 10 (33:49):
Simply by listening to the bell.
Speaker 18 (33:54):
Now, where were they working in the hotel lobby?
Speaker 10 (33:57):
You try to find a bell at six o'clock.
Speaker 17 (33:59):
Anyway, Zeb's favorite rooster was old Brewster, and a fine one.
Speaker 10 (34:05):
He was, too.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Rooster.
Speaker 17 (34:08):
But on this particular morning, Zeb noticed that Brewster's bell
had not rung at all, so he went to investigate. Well,
the other roosters were chasing pullets. Bells are ringing. Well,
the pullets would hear the roosters coming and would run
for cover.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
And who can blame them?
Speaker 17 (34:28):
But to Zeb's amazement, Brewster had his bell in his
beak so it couldn't ring.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
In his what beak?
Speaker 10 (34:34):
Oh God, his little rooster lips.
Speaker 7 (34:36):
How does he go back if his mouth is full?
Speaker 10 (34:38):
Shut up ring?
Speaker 17 (34:41):
He'd sneak up on a pullet, get busy, and walk
on to the next one.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
Huh.
Speaker 17 (34:46):
Zeb was so proud of Brewster the Rooster that he
entered him in the County Fair, and Brewster was an
overnight sensation. The judges awarded him the No Bell Peace
Prize and the Pullet Surprise.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
Surprise, Yeah, get out, I'm.
Speaker 10 (35:05):
Getting I'm mister saying, I'm mister Hey.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
You wanna bar my blouse?
Speaker 1 (35:11):
You good more than everybody more Big show to come?
Speaker 10 (35:19):
Hang where you are?
Speaker 8 (35:20):
Yo?
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What's up?
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This is ike And for all of five one one
you need on all things redneck.
Speaker 19 (35:30):
Just check out my two favorite crackers, John bro and
Bitley right here on the Big Show. I listened to
something else my own self, but white boy Patrick Dunn
broke off the knob in.
Speaker 10 (35:41):
The candle act.
Speaker 20 (35:44):
Patrick never mind, heets out, good.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Morning, it's a big showing a radio.
Speaker 7 (36:29):
All right, Hey, hey, I got it.
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Here it is, oh my wonderful thing number one D eighteen. Yeah,
I had to get a picture of make sure. Yeah,
we still got it up there. We're letting us run
another week to get your names in the hat. You
can register once a day. This actual section of the
stone countertop from the master bathroom and want to Saddam
Hussein's presidential palaces. That's all we can say. There's my
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dog Pearl view in it as well.
Speaker 6 (36:56):
Just thinking copy on that.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Jack Jackie dow gets your name and a half. That
The Big Show dot com Episode two of our Big
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rolls on, Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio.
Coming up, We're gonna play Beat the Blonde. Hang on
for episode two of All's Fair for citainer. Yes you
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go run over to Jackie's name when you got already
there you go, I told you alright, here you are.
What can we win? If somebody can beat the Blonde.
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Speaker 12 (38:02):
All right, I.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
Want too bad.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
You don't like me talking to you like this?
Speaker 7 (38:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (38:09):
Are we supposed to be quiet?
Speaker 4 (38:10):
We're hunting?
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Yeah? Sure, your hunting voice.
Speaker 6 (38:18):
It's the cheesey crackers.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Please ah, I go. We'll play more than minutes right now.
Speaker 4 (38:24):
Salutation sleepy heads, you roll pal bird Fern. Here with
another nail baiting edition of The Big Show Morning Mini Movie,
brought to you by aunt Tator's Jugs of Flunny Dairy Barn.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
If you think our prices will make you.
Speaker 4 (38:36):
Stutter, wait until you see our utters and aunt tatters.
Now grab that coffee, put your feet up, and join
Ricky B. Sharp and his lovely wife Lucy r. In
episode two of All's Fair. When we last saw Ricky B.
He was about to enter the side show to see
the world's Smallest.
Speaker 3 (38:54):
Man World smallest feller.
Speaker 4 (39:00):
Back in the good old days, we had lobster boy,
monkey girl and that two headed baby that bredes fire
and pulling smoke rings. Nowadays ain't nothing but the fat
man and the bearded lady. I could see that at
the family reunion. Yep, here goes nothing. Hey, not bad
sofa plasma screen TV. That's a pretty cushy setup. The
(39:22):
only thing missing is the main attraction. Hello, hello, Uh,
a little feller must be on break.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
They cut a little fellow there, pee wee.
Speaker 4 (39:33):
Oh hey there, I didn't see you behind that throat pillow.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Keeping up trip. He was a few inches taller. I
can pick on somebody my own side.
Speaker 3 (39:41):
Whoa lighting up there? Uh?
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (39:44):
What's your handle? Sport?
Speaker 2 (39:45):
Lee Lee pray cod.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
Lepre cod? Your parents had a rat cruel set to Hubert,
didn't they?
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Not leprecond you jackass. It's pronounced pray cod. It's French.
Speaker 13 (39:57):
What about you?
Speaker 3 (39:58):
Shirp's the name Ricky be from?
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Don't thing?
Speaker 3 (40:02):
How about it?
Speaker 6 (40:02):
You have to say it like that?
Speaker 3 (40:03):
Yeah, it's one of my trademarks. Well, it's been a pleasure.
But what's your rush?
Speaker 2 (40:07):
Pull up and hunk sofa ball games?
Speaker 3 (40:09):
Ud ah? Well, I don't know. I don't mix too
well with show folks.
Speaker 4 (40:12):
U kleber less. Of course I'm hammered there late that
little snack, Well, I reckon I could put something down
my neck.
Speaker 6 (40:19):
Oh have you that walking donkey?
Speaker 13 (40:22):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (40:23):
Wake up?
Speaker 2 (40:24):
But there, dude, change burgers now, they'll be here in
a few minutes. This here is a life's that's great, folks.
I'm just a freak oddity. Never get your chance to
go out and move around the real world. No contact
with my fella man? What on what as equals? I'm
do to live a life of solitude, isolation.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
Like I said, paradise, I could just.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
Get out for one day, but wow, it's impossible. Hold
the world could ever fell in for me?
Speaker 3 (40:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (40:54):
Who could ever fill in for you? Why are you
looking at me like you?
Speaker 6 (40:58):
I was just thank you?
Speaker 3 (40:59):
Oh no, no, no, no, yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
I thought that's what you might say. So I slip
to Mickey and your bruskie no hard feelings.
Speaker 4 (41:08):
A joke's on you, short stack. I got a cast
iron stomach. That stuff never works on me. Nice try
you pat size potlet Eh, who mousers? What sort of
mischief does Lee have up his tiny sleeve? For the
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answer to that and other pointless questions. Tune in next
time for another brain numbing chapter of The Big Show.
Morning mini movie production of All's Fair starring Ricky b
as Ricky b Lucy are as Lucy R and Terrence
Maurice Hansen as Momo the Yo Yohomo. Talk to you
by Aunt Taters Chugs a Plenty Dairy Barn, home of
the world's only underwired double dip cone.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
Until next time.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
This is your old pal Bert Fern saying so long. Alright, Dad,
we'll have episode three coming up at the bottom of
the hour. How about that first, Let's beat in the blonde.
You ready, Tate on that lovely voice one eight hundred
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Big Show. You told free Line We're going to contestant
play next
This makes show on the radio, John Bop, Ben and
Tyler Fellers ran to Jackie and you listening?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (00:07):
How you are listening to throw of the funniest guys
on the radio.
Speaker 4 (00:12):
And my fraternity brothers at the Raccoon Lodge, John Boy
and Philly on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Are they funny? Are they funny?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (00:22):
Hello, avenue to Hovanana.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
It's a brand new week, Monday, September twenty third. Let's
celebrate a great American success story of your All right, then,
let's make some memories here this week though, we're just
(01:30):
tickled to death about our big show morning mini movie today,
All's Fair starring Ricky B. Sharp, this time for the
county and the state fairs across America. We'll celebrate right here.
Let's see you on the September twenty third. What other
national days with guys? National Family Day, National Checkers Day,
(01:53):
National Great American Pot Pie Day? All right, that's that's
still with the chicken, bean, carrots and stuff, a lot
of variations. Man the California's National Snackstick Day. Man, I
had a beef jerky one, a long one of the
(02:14):
round ones, and it's like it was a doctor pepper.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Soda.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah, it was like a you know, brand name. I
think it might have been Texas Pete or something like that. Neat,
it tastes pretty good. It was good. It was good.
I didn't notice. I said, man, this tastes weird. Now
I looked at it closer, it was Doctor Pepper. I
want to never pulled the trigger on that if i'd
have seen it.
Speaker 6 (02:40):
Time to find out. A beef stick doesn't taste good.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
It's like, you know, but it didn't taste good. That's
the thing about it was just different.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Doctor Peppers?
Speaker 7 (02:50):
So did you just find this in a parking lot
or something?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Right?
Speaker 8 (02:52):
Now?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
It was convenience to the man, but you didn't look
at it. No, I just picked a long one. It
looked for the good.
Speaker 9 (03:00):
Right.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
It was about three feet long. Yeah, I heaven's long.
Last was all day, like an all day sucker. I
got an all day Oh. Yeah, So it's not really jerky.
It's a beef stick.
Speaker 7 (03:14):
Yes, it's mostly peckers and lips.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Doctor Pepper.
Speaker 7 (03:19):
All right? Have you ever had a Doctor Pepper cake?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
No?
Speaker 7 (03:23):
Oh, it's really good about cheese frosting's awesome.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Dr Pepper, all right, And it's a national Dogs in
Politics Day. You got to get this to honor our
dogs of never run for office, but sometime if it's
so bad, that's just put a dog up there. And
you know, you know, I hear that was forty percent
going to happen to this lab, but Kamala beat him
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out too soon counter votes. Let me know, all right,
all right, we got three days in this or saved.
We get our first prize pack out, We get the
winning beginning for a whole nother week. Big Joe's on
a radio, Good morning, Big Shows on the radio, first
(04:10):
prize pack this morning?
Speaker 7 (04:12):
What we got?
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Tayer ask that look Thursday, Good morning man.
Speaker 8 (04:20):
He had a hat, a T shirt, a Tumblr and
a twenty five dollars gas card from Law Tigers.
Speaker 6 (04:26):
Motorcycle Lawyers that ride.
Speaker 8 (04:27):
Plus you are registered to win that one of a
kind Big Show motorcycle from Law Tigers, custom built by
Rick Bray of RKAB Customs.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Look for the link at the Big Show dot Com
register to win.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Thank you very much, Mane. One of these days you're.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Gonna be ready.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
I'm not gonna have to get up run over the
jackie's head.
Speaker 7 (04:48):
Good, she says. Law Tiger's funny law tiger.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Ah, well, let's look at our three days in history.
We will get our categories for the b all By
nineteen thirty nine, doctor Sigmund Freud, the father of psychoanalysts,
died in London at age eighty three. He had gone
undergone thirty one operations to remove malignant tumors from his mouth.
(05:17):
Caused my heavy cigar smoking?
Speaker 7 (05:19):
Oh yeah, it's very popular.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Did smoke a cigar?
Speaker 6 (05:22):
Wasn't it the whole oral fixation thing?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Yeah? Yeah, he I think he has some problem. Oh
you think and that, But yet you know they all
looked at him.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
What he right?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
It was Barney. Let's get in there, poke around that ego.
Take a look at that id all right, O would
look nineteen sixty eight Mayberry RFD. Oh maybe even on CBS,
I Ken Barry when Ken Barry was the star of Mayby.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Ooh that was tough.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
Jump in the shark.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Huh yeah, Jack, If you looked at that Pluto TV,
yeah I told you about if you got that app. Yeah,
there's Pluto TV app. It's absolutely free and they got
a Mayberry channel, so they run twenty four hours a day.
It's all Mayberry episodes. But they'll go all the way through,
you know, start at the beginning and go all the
way through the color ones even may very RFD because
(06:18):
I saw Ken Barry on one when but it's twenty
four hours.
Speaker 6 (06:22):
You got a dig beat, I.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Tell you, yeah, gotta be picky.
Speaker 6 (06:26):
I still watch the reruns on a knee.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
TV ME TV, Yeah they got them, and of course
TV Land they're on every afternoon starting about four o'clock
or the self or something like that. But they, you know,
chop them up. The Pluto TV. The good thing about
that the entire episodes that you probably hadn't seen. It
haven't got scenes that you've never seen anymore like the ending,
you know.
Speaker 7 (06:47):
And epilogue that they used to.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Right, Yeah, it's so cool. All right, Pluto TV.
Speaker 10 (06:52):
There's my plug for you.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
You have a fan puto all right and final let's
finish it up or we got segmuent food Maybury RF
nineteen eighty six. The Rose is voted by the House
of Representatives in agreement with the Senate to become America's
National Flower nineteen eighty six. A while well, they spent
one hundred years debating the subject, and says, you're right
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dad Man. All right, and that's the last time they
agreed on anything.
Speaker 7 (07:21):
God surprised.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
All right, Well, there's your categories. What is your totry line.
We'll get a contestant and play next. Good money in
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guest time you love the best time. You love a
big shots.
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Let's say, hey, Mark for millenia, hell love pamo.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Shots.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Good Mark, there you are we doing good, buddy, welcome
in here. Let's get you through these three categories and
get you that big old loll Tiger's prize back. Maybe
that Big Show custom motorcycle. How about that? All right,
reflex is working great. Alright, here we go. Now, Mark,
(09:49):
you got five seconds each of these categories. First, give
us three psychologists they could be famous. Ready, go Praiser Crane,
doctor Bill, doctor Joyce brothers.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
All right, they.
Speaker 7 (10:03):
Ain't need no fruit there, and two of them aren't
even real psychology.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
I like it, alright, Mark, give us three characters from Mayberry.
Ready go.
Speaker 11 (10:16):
Andy, Bernie and Oopie.
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Oh my, and for the wind three popular flowers. Ready go.
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Ruse, Carnation, Hazy.
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Speaker 7 (10:42):
Bright buddy.
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cats you up on what went on around you? Get
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Robbin Earl Jean.
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Good Morning Ben Show is on the radio runing to
your Mondays September twenty third. Read it by Monday Morning
Song Robert arl Keane. Don't be doing that.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
As done by Robert arl Keane is band lying in
the bet Shoe Stdio.
Speaker 11 (11:48):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 10 (11:53):
Come on, Jackie, get ready to say anybody.
Speaker 11 (11:55):
Sometimes on my days are filled with right.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Yes, I traveled and left.
Speaker 10 (12:05):
Some bad things.
Speaker 11 (12:07):
Ain't going my way because there's always someone swirming in
my life.
Speaker 10 (12:16):
You keep swarming in my life and it's causing lots of.
Speaker 11 (12:22):
Thingger I'm a honking on my horror.
Speaker 10 (12:28):
I'm shooting you the fine. Keep switching on.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
My bride lines.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
Just to him.
Speaker 11 (12:39):
When you're swerving all lives pie by, you're running someone
off the road.
Speaker 10 (12:48):
The day Jove way, I thought.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
I never never love.
Speaker 11 (12:56):
Another hell else could all oi fee.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
But bowing you run into me.
Speaker 11 (13:06):
I can't believe I could not see her. All tank up,
the one's at the waiting. You keep swarming in my life,
just causing lots of thames.
Speaker 10 (13:25):
I'm cussing out your name. I'm shooting you the fine.
Speaker 11 (13:32):
I keep switching on my briding lights.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
But you're just too dimpty.
Speaker 11 (13:38):
Now when you're swerving all lights pie, why you're running
someone off the ride?
Speaker 1 (14:18):
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so glad you hear right now you get to hear
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we go action.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Hello friend, you're old palp Burt Burn.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
Here with another knuckle cracking edition of John, Boy and
Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Today's episode The New Hire.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
As our story opens, a new hire is called into
the personnel manager's office.
Speaker 6 (14:58):
Snuck knock. Why did you see me?
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Yes, miss Moron Thatch Marienne, Ah, so it is Irish.
Speaker 6 (15:08):
Eh that's right, Schmorra.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
You know my wife is Irish, really drunk trash.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Come in and sit down please.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Sure, sure, sure, joking spits say.
Speaker 6 (15:27):
Is there a problem?
Speaker 7 (15:29):
Well?
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Uh, miss Moron, Brian right right, miss Moran, I have
to make a note. I've had some time to review
all your application in depth. Now, when you applied here,
you said you spent six years as chief of Alien
Introduction to Society at Area fifty one.
Speaker 6 (15:44):
Yes, I also worked part time in the cafeteria.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Uh huh.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
And before that you were a head instructor of spells
and Potions at Hogwarts Academy.
Speaker 6 (15:54):
Yes, sure, school Team Slythering.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
And before that you were the hive coordinator for Bee's
Knee's Organic Honey.
Speaker 6 (16:04):
Yes, I was the beach whisperer.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
And of course you were.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
The Most recently, you were the Dei supervisor for the Vatican.
Speaker 12 (16:14):
Oh.
Speaker 6 (16:14):
Yes, me and the Pope we are like this.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Well, miss Moran, Mauren, Yes, I'm afraid there's been a mistake.
The folks at Area fifty one have never heard of you.
Hogwarts doesn't even exist. Bee's Knees said you were banned
for trying to teach the bees swear words, and the
Pope told me to go to hell.
Speaker 6 (16:37):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
The truth is that this is your very first job.
Speaker 7 (16:42):
Correct.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Yes, Well, why didn't you just say that on the application?
Speaker 13 (16:46):
Wellys, your and shed you were looking for someone with imagination.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Son of a.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
And how we hope you enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Could you just do up those tough two buttons places.
Tune in next time when we'll hear the boss's drunk
ass irish wife.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 6 (17:13):
Should I dress a little slink?
Speaker 7 (17:16):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (17:17):
I mean no good more than everybody.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
The Big Show is right here on the radio. Shaves
me praised, You're lifted.
Speaker 14 (17:28):
The two fine lads, two boys dedicated to put smile
on your face and a song in your heart as
long as you're buying their bloody grillin sauce, John boy
and Billy on the Big Show, Faith and.
Speaker 15 (17:42):
Begorah, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
It's a big show on the radio. See what I
mean about Taylor's Gimme Award winning character there, Man, it sounded.
Speaker 6 (18:25):
Like you were really choking because I was John Boyce.
Speaker 9 (18:30):
She was laughed about it.
Speaker 6 (18:34):
I could have lost air and were even popping towards me.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
If you would have fell out, I would have noticed that.
Speaker 7 (18:43):
I would have thought it was her hack.
Speaker 6 (18:46):
She is committed to this role.
Speaker 16 (18:47):
She's gonna go down like tiny Tim on stage and
everyone's laughing thinking she's you know.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
But I want you to laugh. You know, if you
could not do that character, if you had a dry
mouth condition.
Speaker 6 (19:01):
I guess that's very true. Let's tew you got that
I going for me?
Speaker 7 (19:06):
He just said you have a wet mouth.
Speaker 6 (19:08):
You can't quick get.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Did well? We got a Big Show Morning, Many movies Morning.
Four episodes of All's Fair salutin the county and state
fairs going on across this great land. Episode one in
minutes she is shown shower Rose old good morning, got
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Must be eighteen to way. We'll play in minutes, but
right now, let's get it on.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Greetings, early risers, you're old pal Bert Fern here with
an all new, ol color, almost exciting edition of The
Big Show Morning Mini movie, brought to you by the
fine folks at aunt Tators Jugsaplney dairy barn. Remember we've
just got vanilla, but the scoop size is killer at
ant tatters. Now, sit back, relax, and enjoy the darlings
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of Dothan, Alabama, Ricky b and Lucy R. Sharp as
they star in episode one of All's Fair and Now
with the show.
Speaker 13 (20:42):
Oh, Ricky, it's such a wonderful day for the County Fair.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Ah, you got that right, Sugar Brenches.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
Takes me back to when I was a youngin nothing's
gonna spoil this day. Come on, let's go ride the
Twirling Hurl.
Speaker 6 (20:55):
I don't know. You just ate that big old corny doll.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Why do you think I bought you puncho? Now? Come on, hey,
where are you going?
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (21:03):
Howdy mister two for the Twirling Hurl? Sorry kid, you
gotta be this told to ride kid, son of m
Hey Slick. What's a big idea? Uh? Look, hobbit is
Saint Middle Earth. You're not tall enough to ride.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
I've been riding these rides for the last twenty years.
Explain that.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
I don't know, Maybe you shrink.
Speaker 6 (21:24):
Let's just go.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
There's other rides woman.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
I don't want to ride other rides. I want to
ride the rides that make you barf, binge and purchase.
How I keep my figure?
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Hey, your Mimmy's right Jr.
Speaker 12 (21:36):
Why don't you try the the dinky dragon on a
wobbly wormy or a thunder symbol the rides for sissy. Eh,
you can always get another kid to ride with you
if you're scared.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
Scared, listen, hear your dead cub yankee, hippie potlicker?
Speaker 3 (21:52):
How'd you like to ride the toll my boot? All right,
I'm gonna get you a stool? What picker? Oh?
Speaker 6 (22:00):
Come on, we're here to have fun.
Speaker 13 (22:02):
Remember, don't fly off the handle at every little bunny coming.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Don't you start.
Speaker 13 (22:07):
Besides, I didn't hear you grasp about getting in the
gate for the kids price.
Speaker 7 (22:11):
I did get.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
You know, times are tight right now?
Speaker 13 (22:15):
Times ain't tight you are. You're so cheap you practically
squeak when you walk.
Speaker 4 (22:20):
I gotta be able to get on something right here? Ah,
here we go. This is what I'm talking about.
Speaker 6 (22:26):
Where are you going?
Speaker 3 (22:27):
I need something to lift my spirits.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
Woman, I'm going to the freak show there see the
world's smallest man.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Ah, that ont be an ego booster?
Speaker 6 (22:35):
A you coming, I'll pass.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
Are you kidding me? It's the world's smallest man.
Speaker 13 (22:41):
I don't need to pay to see that.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
Another little geek in the old comedy side show.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
All right, I just go by myself one. Please, I'm sorry, kid,
can't let you in with other parents?
Speaker 5 (22:58):
What to do?
Speaker 3 (22:59):
What to do?
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Tune in next time for another kidney busting chapter of
The Big Show.
Speaker 10 (23:03):
Morning mini movie production.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
Of All's Fair starring Ricky b as Ricky b Lucyr
as Lucyr and Andy Abdoo as Abdullah the cock Eyed
camel Shaver, brought to you by Aunt Tator's Jugga Pluddy
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Until next time, This is your old pal Bert Fern
saying so long?
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Episode two about an hour. All right, well, let's play
John boyd Jeopardy. In the eighteen hundreds, Wells Fargo posted
a list of nine rules of etiquette for their stage
coach passengers. One of the rules stated passengers were allowed
to bring these with them, but they were not allowed
to use them for pleasure during the trip. Husbands, Good Dams,
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No Watch All God one eight hundred Big Show You
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Good Morning, it's a big showing a radio roller to
you Monday. Today's feature track from the Big Show mid Box.
Reverend Billy Ray Collins a curse on the Simpson Sisters.
There's her keyword, curse. Mid Box brought to you by
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That's shot the Motor Speedway. And right now let's live, Yes,
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Live across America. It's John Boy Jeopardy and now your host.
Speaker 16 (24:58):
His great uncle tried morning everybody that the Titanic was
going to seek. He made such a racket they kicked
him out of the movie theater.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
Heez, John Boyd.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Let's say hey to Michael. No, we got Wes first
here out of Lynchburg, Virginia's at you, Wes.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
That is me.
Speaker 7 (25:20):
That is me, and my bucket list is complete.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
All right, Well you on a big show, Wes. Let's
aim high. Let's see if you can win this big
old prize bag on a big show. Maybe he's just
got a tiny bucket. Well was Let's review this question.
It was the eighteen hundreds. Wells Fargo posted a list
of nine rules of eticut for their stagecoach passengers. One
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of the rules stated passengers were allowed to bring these
with them, but they were not allowed to use them
for pleasure during the trip. So what you think, Wes.
Speaker 7 (25:54):
Well, I wanted to say children, but I had to
say gun. You could take your gun, but not use
it for pleasure.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Okay, is it guns?
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Yes, it is.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Pleasure. Makes sense?
Speaker 17 (26:13):
You know.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Well look out the window and shoot animals and it
scare the horses. Wes. You got the big old Celery
E's pets back, buddy. Now, maybe your bucket listens for
one item on it. Hope you're not gonna check on
out after this? Oh no, not at all.
Speaker 7 (26:30):
I've been loving y'all guys, so the longer than I
want to admit.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Well, iome Wes. Glad you made it, buddy. You have
a great rest of your day. First, hang on, Jack,
you hook you up. Thank you, Watty money hour top
of your nues on the on the side my time capsule.
You got my Monday Morning Live.
Speaker 12 (27:26):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 18 (27:41):
Hello, ladies, look at your man, now look at me.
Now back to your man. Now back to me. Now,
let me take a look at your man. Your man
is actually not a bad looking oh man, But sadly
he's not me. He doesn't look like me, and he
doesn't smell like me. Say, is your man using one
of those ladies scented body watches?
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Really? You know?
Speaker 5 (28:01):
On him?
Speaker 18 (28:02):
It kind of works. Where are you now, I'm on
a boat. Does your man use sunscreen? He should? The
sun does terrible things to the skin. Of course, your
man's skin is actually quite nice. What's in my hand?
It's an oyster and inside two tickets to that thing
you love. Why don't you call one of your girlfriends
from work and the two of you have an evening
out on me? Look again, the tickets are now diamonds.
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Maybe you and your girlfriend could sell a few and
tick up enough cash to pay for a real girl's
weekend in can cool. Oh, don't worry about leaving your
man behind. I'll be glad to keep him company. I'm
a man who enjoys hanging out with other men. Before
you go, tell me about you and your man. What's
your situation? Are the two of you, you know, serious
or is this just a casual thing? My man and
I have what we call an understanding. We know that
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a man can enjoy the company of another man without
there being any heavy emotional stuff. It's like two guys
going to the gym. Now your man and I are
in a gym. The whole place is full of men
who use lady scented body washes. Your man fits right in.
Would your man like to grab something to eat later?
I know a great little sushi plays. Now your man
and I are in a great little sushi place. Your
man is freshly showered, but he still has the rosy
(29:10):
glow of a vigorous workout. Your man doesn't really want
to call it a night this early, does he? Does
your man like to dance? Come on, I can tell
he's got some moves. Now your man and I are
in the nightclub. We're on the dance floor. Your man
is shaking it like a polaroid picture.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
Oh.
Speaker 18 (29:24):
By his phone rings, it's you calling from can Coon
to see how it's going. He lets the call go
to voicemail. I wouldn't read too much into that. Now
your man and I are doing yeager shots at the bar.
Your man says you're kind of stifling him lately. He
says he needs some space. He thinks once you get
back from cankon, the two of you need to have
a serious talk. He's discovered things about himself he never
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knew before, and to be perfectly honest, he's not sure
you have a place in the new life. He's planning there.
He said it. Now you're crying. Your man is apologizing.
He didn't plan this. It just kind of happened, he says.
It's not you, it's him. He's packing up his stuff
moving out. He thinks you're a great girl and you'll
find the right guy before you know it. Your man
hates that look in your eyes. He never meant for
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this to happen. But if it wasn't me, it would
have been somebody else. Your man has to be true
to who he really is. Here, I'm giving you another
handful of diamonds to cheer you up. Your man, and
I will never forget you. We're riding off together into
the sunset. We're on a horse. John Boyan Delly, Good
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morning radio, dumb right.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Your mornings on the radio. Let's go ahead and turn
it over to mister Thank you, John boy, you're well.
Good morning everybody. It's mister Rubb here for some hume
this morning.
Speaker 10 (31:16):
Mister, good morning Randy.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
Say you buy for hume?
Speaker 10 (31:21):
Does your wife know you're wearing her shoes?
Speaker 3 (31:23):
Actually? Yes?
Speaker 10 (31:25):
What about the blouse?
Speaker 7 (31:28):
I laid it out last night. This is something my mother,
my mother says, you know, just like you like it?
Speaker 3 (31:39):
Thanks?
Speaker 13 (31:40):
Mom?
Speaker 17 (31:41):
Now I'll make you laugh. What do you call a
cow that lives in an igloo?
Speaker 10 (31:46):
An Eski Moon.
Speaker 17 (31:49):
Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid,
the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let
the other one off. Get it after the flash on
his camera malfunction? What did Satan get back from the
drug store? What prints of darkness? Why didn't the squirrel
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cross the telephone wire? Why because the line was busy?
Speaker 10 (32:20):
Get it? Are there blood banks in England? As you
don't know?
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Did you know? We don't know.
Speaker 10 (32:32):
I don't either, But there's a Liverpool.
Speaker 17 (32:39):
And what was on the license plate of the pickup
truck of the sheep farmer?
Speaker 10 (32:43):
What you haul? Get it? That's a baby sheep?
Speaker 3 (32:50):
You've been buying er master again?
Speaker 10 (32:53):
No, but that's not a bad idea.
Speaker 17 (32:56):
Now, this is the story of Zeba Daiah, a farmer
who was the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred
young laying hens called pullets, and eight or ten roosters.
Pullets got a funny thank you.
Speaker 18 (33:10):
Roosters sounded kind of weird too.
Speaker 17 (33:12):
Yeah, the roosters, they haven't got me concentrating. It was
their job to fertilize the eggs.
Speaker 10 (33:19):
See when a.
Speaker 17 (33:19):
Rooster likes a hen very very much well, Zeb kept
careful records in Any rooster that didn't perform came out
of the starting lineup and went right into the soup pot.
All this record keeping took an awful lot of Zeb's time.
So Zeb got a set of tiny bells and attached
them to his roosters. Now, each bell had a different tone,
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so that Zeb could tell from a distance which rooster
was performing. Hit set on the porch and fill out
efficiency report.
Speaker 10 (33:49):
Simply by listening to the bell.
Speaker 18 (33:54):
Now, where were they working in the hotel lobby?
Speaker 10 (33:57):
You try to find a bell at six o'clock.
Speaker 17 (33:59):
Anyway, Zeb's favorite rooster was old Brewster, and a fine one.
Speaker 10 (34:05):
He was, too.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Rooster.
Speaker 17 (34:08):
But on this particular morning, Zeb noticed that Brewster's bell
had not rung at all, so he went to investigate. Well,
the other roosters were chasing pullets. Bells are ringing. Well,
the pullets would hear the roosters coming and would run
for cover.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
And who can blame them?
Speaker 17 (34:28):
But to Zeb's amazement, Brewster had his bell in his
beak so it couldn't ring.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
In his what beak?
Speaker 10 (34:34):
Oh God, his little rooster lips.
Speaker 7 (34:36):
How does he go back if his mouth is full?
Speaker 10 (34:38):
Shut up ring?
Speaker 17 (34:41):
He'd sneak up on a pullet, get busy, and walk
on to the next one.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
Huh.
Speaker 17 (34:46):
Zeb was so proud of Brewster the Rooster that he
entered him in the County Fair, and Brewster was an
overnight sensation. The judges awarded him the No Bell Peace
Prize and the Pullet Surprise.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
Surprise, Yeah, get out, I'm.
Speaker 10 (35:05):
Getting I'm mister saying, I'm mister Hey.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
You wanna bar my blouse?
Speaker 1 (35:11):
You good more than everybody more Big show to come?
Speaker 10 (35:19):
Hang where you are?
Speaker 8 (35:20):
Yo?
Speaker 3 (35:21):
What's up?
Speaker 4 (35:23):
This is ike And for all of five one one
you need on all things redneck.
Speaker 19 (35:30):
Just check out my two favorite crackers, John bro and
Bitley right here on the Big Show. I listened to
something else my own self, but white boy Patrick Dunn
broke off the knob in.
Speaker 10 (35:41):
The candle act.
Speaker 20 (35:44):
Patrick never mind, heets out, good.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Morning, it's a big showing a radio.
Speaker 7 (36:29):
All right, Hey, hey, I got it.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Here it is, oh my wonderful thing number one D eighteen. Yeah,
I had to get a picture of make sure. Yeah,
we still got it up there. We're letting us run
another week to get your names in the hat. You
can register once a day. This actual section of the
stone countertop from the master bathroom and want to Saddam
Hussein's presidential palaces. That's all we can say. There's my
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dog Pearl view in it as well.
Speaker 6 (36:56):
Just thinking copy on that.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Jack Jackie dow gets your name and a half. That
The Big Show dot com Episode two of our Big
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Coming up, We're gonna play Beat the Blonde. Hang on
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Speaker 12 (38:02):
All right, I.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
Want too bad.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
You don't like me talking to you like this?
Speaker 7 (38:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (38:09):
Are we supposed to be quiet?
Speaker 4 (38:10):
We're hunting?
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Yeah? Sure, your hunting voice.
Speaker 6 (38:18):
It's the cheesey crackers.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Please ah, I go. We'll play more than minutes right now.
Speaker 4 (38:24):
Salutation sleepy heads, you roll pal bird Fern. Here with
another nail baiting edition of The Big Show Morning Mini Movie,
brought to you by aunt Tator's Jugs of Flunny Dairy Barn.
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If you think our prices will make you.
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Stutter, wait until you see our utters and aunt tatters.
Now grab that coffee, put your feet up, and join
Ricky B. Sharp and his lovely wife Lucy r. In
episode two of All's Fair. When we last saw Ricky B.
He was about to enter the side show to see
the world's Smallest.
Speaker 3 (38:54):
Man World smallest feller.
Speaker 4 (39:00):
Back in the good old days, we had lobster boy,
monkey girl and that two headed baby that bredes fire
and pulling smoke rings. Nowadays ain't nothing but the fat
man and the bearded lady. I could see that at
the family reunion. Yep, here goes nothing. Hey, not bad
sofa plasma screen TV. That's a pretty cushy setup. The
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only thing missing is the main attraction. Hello, hello, Uh,
a little feller must be on break.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
They cut a little fellow there, pee wee.
Speaker 4 (39:33):
Oh hey there, I didn't see you behind that throat pillow.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
Keeping up trip. He was a few inches taller. I
can pick on somebody my own side.
Speaker 3 (39:41):
Whoa lighting up there? Uh?
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (39:44):
What's your handle? Sport?
Speaker 2 (39:45):
Lee Lee pray cod.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
Lepre cod? Your parents had a rat cruel set to Hubert,
didn't they?
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Not leprecond you jackass. It's pronounced pray cod. It's French.
Speaker 13 (39:57):
What about you?
Speaker 3 (39:58):
Shirp's the name Ricky be from?
Speaker 1 (40:00):
Don't thing?
Speaker 3 (40:02):
How about it?
Speaker 6 (40:02):
You have to say it like that?
Speaker 3 (40:03):
Yeah, it's one of my trademarks. Well, it's been a pleasure.
But what's your rush?
Speaker 2 (40:07):
Pull up and hunk sofa ball games?
Speaker 3 (40:09):
Ud ah? Well, I don't know. I don't mix too
well with show folks.
Speaker 4 (40:12):
U kleber less. Of course I'm hammered there late that
little snack, Well, I reckon I could put something down
my neck.
Speaker 6 (40:19):
Oh have you that walking donkey?
Speaker 13 (40:22):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (40:23):
Wake up?
Speaker 2 (40:24):
But there, dude, change burgers now, they'll be here in
a few minutes. This here is a life's that's great, folks.
I'm just a freak oddity. Never get your chance to
go out and move around the real world. No contact
with my fella man? What on what as equals? I'm
do to live a life of solitude, isolation.
Speaker 3 (40:46):
Like I said, paradise, I could just.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
Get out for one day, but wow, it's impossible. Hold
the world could ever fell in for me?
Speaker 3 (40:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (40:54):
Who could ever fill in for you? Why are you
looking at me like you?
Speaker 6 (40:58):
I was just thank you?
Speaker 3 (40:59):
Oh no, no, no, no, yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
I thought that's what you might say. So I slip
to Mickey and your bruskie no hard feelings.
Speaker 4 (41:08):
A joke's on you, short stack. I got a cast
iron stomach. That stuff never works on me. Nice try
you pat size potlet Eh, who mousers? What sort of
mischief does Lee have up his tiny sleeve? For the
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answer to that and other pointless questions. Tune in next
time for another brain numbing chapter of The Big Show.
Morning mini movie production of All's Fair starring Ricky b
as Ricky b Lucy are as Lucy R and Terrence
Maurice Hansen as Momo the Yo Yohomo. Talk to you
by Aunt Taters Chugs a Plenty Dairy Barn, home of
the world's only underwired double dip cone.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
Until next time.
Speaker 1 (41:54):
This is your old pal Bert Fern saying so long. Alright, Dad,
we'll have episode three coming up at the bottom of
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