September 24, 2024 • 38 mins
Tuesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Tater fills us in on her latest list of What to Watch.. - After an impressive win by the Carolina Panthers, we celebrate with their original rejected rally song.. - The Mayor of Dismal Seepage stops by to fill us in on this weekend's Baby Festival.. - John Boy shows off his knowledge of classic TV Show themes.. - Terry Hanson checks in from his couch in St. Louis to deliver his Sports Briefs.. - Sherman Pratt explains why he should have a Pet Monkey.. - and Ike Turner responds to a letter from a guy who was canned by a Mama’s Boy Boss…
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Speaker 1 (00:23):
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Hello is this mister Pasto? This is John Boyn Billy here.
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Hi. How's doing Not bad?
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What's new with you?
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Not much?
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Okay?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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It's Mary Ann.
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Hold on asking. Hey Jim, be right with you?
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Uh? Thank you?
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Hello Jimbo?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah, hein Murray see it? Okay. She sounds kind of funny.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Oh yeah, who's her agent? We could use some funny
people on our pie.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Not funny ha haa funny weird?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Oh that well. She ordered some stress relief DVDs off
a late night infomercial called Controlling Anxiety through Deep Breathing. Ah.
When she finds herself in an unpleasant situation, she just
releases a deep breath. It's supposed to make it feel
better something.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
By unpleasant situation, you mean like answering the phone.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Yeah, or finding out that you're on the other end
of it.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
So when she heard it was us, she wasn't sighing.
She was just releasing a deep breath.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Bingo.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
And what exactly is the difference?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
You know, as far as I can tell, there's not one.
She still sounds exactly the same, but she does seem
to be in a better mood. Late, my nephew, Sherman says,
she's a lot easier to get along with on the phone.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Oh yeah, so I WA's Sherman up to zill writing
comedy out in La.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Actually he's working with TMZ.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Now the celebrity gossip guys.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Yep, he's their head writer for celebrity nicknames. You know
that Baron Friedrich von Anhalt, that nutty German guy that's
married to Jajahabor. TMZ calls him Baron von Ahol. No
how Sherman wrote that, h You know how celebrities start
dating and they give him a nickname that combines both
of the names, like Ben and Jennifer become Benefit and
(02:37):
Brad and Angelina it's Brangelina. Sherman is stockpiling a bunch
of celebrity couple nicknames for TMZ.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
That sounds like a pretty good gig.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Well it can be. Hey, you know the sports guy
Tony Kornheiser. He is rumored to be having an affair
with actress Patty Lapone, which would make this celebrity couple
nickname corn pole of them and if Lena Horn dated
Snoop Dogg, they'd be horn Dogs. If political blogger Arianna
(03:06):
Huffington was rumored to be dating comedian Adam.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Carolla, what's their nickname?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Ariola? Hey, and check this out from a Baywatch Babe,
Nicole Eggert is dating NBC president Jeff Zucker, which would
make them egg Zucker. But wait, I'm just getting started, babe.
If mister t dated bruff bagwell, they'd be tea Bag.
If he did he dated mister Whipple, they'd be p Whipple.
(03:35):
If Joe Buck went out with City sent, they'd call
him Buck City. How about Joey Butterfuco and Kara Lepinsky.
But in Ski Sandra Bullock and William Shatner would be bullshat.
And of course Sherman's dream team would be Andy Dick
(03:55):
dating Chelsea Handler because they're celebrity nicknamed mean.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
I think we get the odd.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah, he made his uncle very proud. Hey, listen, babe,
let's do lunch thing letter. Have you a machine called
mimy and give my love to Bobby Belly. I'm tittle
in Jimbo. What call me?
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Proud myself, I kind of knowing the old theme songs.
I don't getting ready to bring up a few, but
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on the Monsters theme song right the way. You don't
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(04:56):
turn my microphone up. Here we go. Here we are
in a spooky old house. Not a creature is stirring,
not even a mine. He hey were the monsters, Grandpa.
Here is a vampire.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Mara lin is five, her name is Lie, and that
little Hennie once he supposed to be.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
The monsters. We get folks off right. If you want
to see us, turn on nigga. Now, okay, here's your
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(05:53):
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Right.
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Words, Ralphie. I believe that Ralph was talking about the hot.
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All great?
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(08:22):
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Have I told you you wouldn't love to eat it
right now?
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No?
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I think that they they they eat it too.
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So the bees eat it just like we do. Is
that with their little bees mouths? Laura? Do you agree
or disagree?
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I agree?
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And that was good?
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They eat up to How do you feel about stuffed
out stealing be school?
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They wasn't doing nothing with it.
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They don't need that much.
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Snuck knock, Why did you see me?
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Ah?
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Well, uh, miss Moron, brand right right, Miss Moran. I
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of spells and potions at Hogwarts Academy.
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Oh.
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Yes, me and you, Pope, we are like this.
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The folks at Area fifty one have never heard of you.
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for trying to teach the bees swear words, and the
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(14:25):
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Wellys, your and shed you were looking for someone with imagination,
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Speaker 1 (15:31):
Mama, Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
(16:07):
We're talking about. On this date September twenty Ford lone
of the old classic TV shows, debuted. Looking at that,
I sang all the words of the theme song of
the Monsters. Didn't think I could do it either, but
I didn't bet you so the monsters. What it goes
along with it was, that's a real theme song to it? Ah, Hi,
(16:32):
you admit it? Yeah, I find out of it.
Speaker 6 (16:37):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
That was debuted on CBS, and on this date nineteen
sixty four, the cartoon series one of the favorites of
all time, The Bullwinkle Show, debuted on NBC on the
State in nineteen sixty one. Bowingle was a moose and
(17:03):
Rocky was a flying squirrel. There he goes right there.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
What are the explosions?
Speaker 5 (17:08):
I don't learn stint.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Remember that he was fast break the sounds that's.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
So remember that's not but yeah, I think that sounds
like I would really change the champ.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
What about the Daniel Boone Show? Daniel Boone debuted on
NBC as well, that was nineteen sixty four. Was mad, Yes.
Speaker 11 (17:36):
From you.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
A mountain was yeah, yes, he was pret he was
fearing to send this as a mighty trees? What about
nineteen sixty eight debuted The Mod Squad That sounds more
(18:06):
like rock and bowling a flying squirrel. Actually think you're
you No, it isn't.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
You do that?
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Oh yeah? Oh god.
Speaker 7 (18:21):
No film that wasn't the bud Squads popular?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Oh yeah, yeah, well yeah link remember link? Oh yeah,
but Tim Wilson talking about one of his buddies when
I dressed his link. Following well, nineteen seventy, The Odd
Couple premiered on ab scen Oh boy, well, you know
(18:52):
you're not gonna take this serious. We'll just move on
with the crap on teeth to day. I'll have about
it to well. Come good morning, big shows on the radio,
and here we go getting him up, Ben Adham this
morning over Saint Louis. I'man Terry Hanson, Toby Hans's all
the world of sports soldier. Here's how you never want
(19:14):
to see you short sun. He's got scoops on, who's
got a contract?
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Who's up the dude that?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Who might be on crutch? The show presents sorceryes. Well,
of course chairs. We followed you after Raycom Sports brought
you to Charlotte to run that company.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
Oh good morning, by the way, hey buddy, Hi, so
go Rangy stayed in.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Charlotte, raising family and on the big show. When you retired,
you retired back to Saint Louis. Will be with your family,
the grand kids. Now, I know you're talking today as
your hometown of East Saint Louis in Illinois and some
a few famous people from there. Now, when you're here
in the studio, you're a weekly feature called Hero and
Zero and that's song. Where's were he's with me? He said,
(20:00):
Louis going to tell it to us.
Speaker 13 (20:02):
Okay, So now tell us okay, Well, East Saint Louis
is right across the street or the river rather from
the arch and to say that we had an inferior
complex would be probably right. In nineteen ninety three, sixty
minutes to the piece calling it the worst city in America.
(20:23):
Who Miles Davis and I continue to Turner. We're there
and I'm gonna talk about Jimmy Connors, Jackie Joiner Percy,
and Hank Bauer today.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
Jimmy.
Speaker 13 (20:35):
My mom grew up with Jimmy's mother, Glory, so I
knew him for all those years. His dad got me
a job as a toll collector on a bridge between
East St.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
Louis and Saint Louis. And I was in d C.
And my secretary said, Jimmy Connors is on the phone.
I went, okay. He said to me, can you meet
me out at this racket club? So I did. We
had lunch.
Speaker 13 (21:00):
He want to know his dad's had the same kind
of cancer. My dad didn't want to know what was
going to happen. So we're done, and I said, so
you need to go anywhere? So yeah, take me to
the Watergate Hotel. Well you know me, Johnny, you've ridden
with me. I'm a bad driver, Plus I always get lost.
And we go around the link of the Washington monument
for the second time, and he goes, you're lost. O. Yep,
(21:21):
he's got to a stop signed she's a cab. He
jumps out and he leaves the damn car door open.
I'm thinking, what a jerk. He comes running back saying
I get that cab driver twenty bucks following. So that's
how they got to the hotel. And then Jackie Joyner
had six Olympic medals eighty four to ninety six in
(21:42):
the Olympics. She has a foundation now. And I was
going on an airplane from Chicago to la and I
see her. I don't want to buger, so I sent
a note from the to the stewardess. I'm from me
Saint Louis. I'm very proud of you, et cetera, and
I don't want to bother her. She turns around, she
goes east Saint Louis, get your butt up here. So
I sat down with her for about an hour and
(22:03):
a half. And then Hank Bauer played for the New
York Yankees from forty eight to fifty nine. My dad
was from me Saint Louis. My dad brought him home
for dinner. I was seven. Now you got to know
that my mother, Eileen Lynch was her maid. Name was
a little feisty. And her father's name, incidentally was Marris,
(22:26):
not Maurice Maris with her father's name. So Hank Boyer
comes into my house and I mis a big deal.
And so we're sitting at the at the dinner table
and he gets says to my mom, so Lynch, look,
you wouldn't give me a break when I was in
school with you, would you?
Speaker 5 (22:46):
And now that I'm playing for the Yankees, you just
cooked me dinner.
Speaker 13 (22:51):
And she stood up and she said, I didn't invite
you here, Hank bauerd my husband brought you home.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
And then she left the room. Nice drop my mama. Uh,
that's not they one thing y'all that learned listening to
the hands and don't be afraid to make a move.
You know it was it wasn't worse it going to happen.
I mean, what were they're sending, don't be obnoxious, sending
(23:18):
a note of there the Jackie Joiner cursing. Yeah, you know,
just it was the same place and that's the way
it happens. And you know, yeah, hell, he's got a
bunch of jobs and lava in life. Don't be afraid,
like you always say, do something you've saved, like I
don't know, two or three lives now.
Speaker 13 (23:36):
We had we had to compete or grow up. And
it really helped me in my career because I wasn't
going to say I was fearless, but I I really
you know, I never was afraid.
Speaker 5 (23:46):
To lose my job. And you know, I think that's
because of this. Didn't way was brought.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Up about that and wearing that hop Along Cassidy outfit
didn't help.
Speaker 5 (23:55):
See when hand fire came to the house that got
my Cardinals in four months?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Oh niceanys alright, good stuff ten. So I know next
week gonna talk some college football.
Speaker 13 (24:08):
I'm gonna talk about that controversial nil payment stuff.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Okay, good stuff, and I've been looking forward to that.
We'll see you next week. Love you made it bout it?
Speaker 5 (24:17):
Okay, bud about my man?
Speaker 1 (24:18):
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(25:18):
I'm making it up, o reader. Right here, I'm believing
the father six and a half.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
We'll take it again.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Right now. It was right, I had everybody's head about
the bed, the big A wordy word and a wordy word.
We got a husband and wife playing with each other
on the big show. Here we got Debrah from Bristol, Tennessee.
Good morning, Deborah, Hello, hello, wel come in here. Alright,
(25:52):
and Jackie had your husband down on the other line.
Now it is now when you say she had him
kind of blinking funny, then you think Darryl's all right there, Deborah.
All right, well, let's go ahead. Jack can get him
back on the line. And it says I'm taking Deborah
on my side.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
You know that is that's right?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
I all right, Well let's see what we can do. Then,
all right, let's start so you could keep schooling here.
We're just gonna go ahead and put something on the
board here, all right, devor, here we go. Start the clock. Now, well,
got to hang up and make another telephone. Yes, uh huh, oh,
(26:33):
it's running right now. Thirty seconds set.
Speaker 11 (26:36):
On the.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
On the what stop watch? Stop watch? Stop watch is
also a what this is thirty seconds and start it now?
It's what stop watch?
Speaker 2 (26:52):
No?
Speaker 3 (26:52):
No, what?
Speaker 1 (26:54):
What blank of day is? It's part of the word
set your what that's part of Oh man, dog gon it?
What did we get one doll? Got it?
Speaker 2 (27:08):
All right?
Speaker 1 (27:08):
And now you got there. I was hoping you wouldn't
be able to get down back on the phone. That
performance here, Well that's on.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
Now.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Oh, welcome Darren, me and your wife just stung it
up with one on the board. All right, hope I
can make that. Well let's say you and alrighty starting
a clock now?
Speaker 4 (27:30):
All right? It's an egg blank it's you said it
and then it'll go off. Yes, all right. The next
word is you call the bank and check your what
how much money you have in?
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (27:44):
Apple is one of these. It's a pastry instead of cake.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
You might have this apple.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
This is football is played outdoors.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
In a huge what.
Speaker 4 (27:55):
No, what's what's it called? It's not an arena? Yes,
this is whatmmercial planes are there?
Speaker 2 (28:01):
What?
Speaker 3 (28:04):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:04):
There's the buzz there? Dog? On, y'all put a four
on the board. Uh hunh you did, all right, Deborah,
dog on it. We need some points on this round too,
We need three. Just stay alive, all right, all right,
well here we go. All right, now, deb we're picking
up on that last one. Okay, no, yeah, but good
(28:27):
yess No, that's that's not all right. So don't do
that one again. Okay, another way, okay, start the clock now,
a fast plane? What a turbo? Yes? Uh huh, all right, No,
I'm in jail, coming through my yeah, uh huh oh yeah,
I just said it.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
I'm in.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Yeah, yeah, where was I locked up in jail?
Speaker 11 (28:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
All right, this is hiking the Appalachian Yeah, uh huh.
US Post Service deliver your yeah, uh huh. I'm not
real straw. I'm gonna leave that one on the board
right there. Good working there, We got you hot and
you kept going shut the way she is now. Yeah,
many songs kept them together with the six on the board. No,
(29:21):
that's a total five on that one. Okay, Jack, I
got you six. Daryling Taylor two will tie, three will win.
Speaker 6 (29:28):
We're still ribbing. Go all right.
Speaker 12 (29:34):
They might say, the old man is what it means
he's he's like, you know, he's a small he's thinned,
he's what he's just Yes, rhymes with it. You ladies
get these painted on their hand yep, rise with it,
the blank road, the blank road. I've been working on
the plank yep.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Yes, Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 8 (29:59):
That's what's.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Never. Do me a favor and cut Darryl off. That'll
make me feel a whole lot more about that. Yeah,
good baby. He was willing to do it for the
victory and the prize pot. Yeah, we appreciate y'all playing
with us and listening, of course, of am Bristol. We
love you man. Go ahead your bother them. You've shout
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Greetings, fellow humanoids, shrim and pret the big show Bright
here with today's topic, a pet monkey. If your mom
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human in a fur coop. When you talk to them,
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their expression is like they understand everything.
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You say if you don't know what I mean.
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Is the exact opposite of the look your parents give
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A pet monkey is a way.
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To be special. Every other kid has a dog or
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Think about it.
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When was the last time your dog through a fistful
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with a monkey. It's see around, cheetah and off to
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you accidentally call them a monkey, they get all quiet
and stare at you. Besides, I think they can read
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After all, they're the ones who are going to be
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See if job boy got a case of you? Who
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What's up?
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Welcome to ax Ike, the place to go for all
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Uh?
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What you call intro perspirational relations? Tripsy dig this, dear Ike.
I recently got fired, I mean downsized from my job.
My ex boss is threatened by any guy who is
more man than he is. And trust me, Liberachi was
more man than this guy. He is a mama's boy,
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a notorious skirt chaser, and his scared to death of
his wife. She's a real beast, and I get the
feeling she's put the boots to him before.
Speaker 6 (35:19):
I like watching that.
Speaker 16 (35:21):
He really did me dirty, and I have contemplated revenge,
but I am reminded of the scripture revenge. His mind
saith the Lord. What do you think I let the
Lord and calm a handlet or give the Lord a
helping hand? Sign recently paroled in Mississippi, ded parole now,
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normal lady, I would say, let the Lord handle it, dude.
Those cats always get it in the end, especially if
they wind up doing prison time.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Haha.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
But today it's a different story.
Speaker 16 (35:56):
Have you been outside lately, have you read a newspaper,
watch the news? The Lord got his hand full these days,
my brother, making sure your ex boss gets the dirty
end of the stick. It's gonna be pretty low on
God's holy new list. Besides, it's time you got even
for them scars. He's been leaving and you don't have
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to freak out about him finding out. So let's find
some fun ways to turn his head gray and maybe
getting some steaches from one of his beaches.
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A let me preach y'all.
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That.
Speaker 16 (36:31):
Now, you ain't the first brother who had it in
for his former slave master. In fact, I'm sort of
getting me a bad case of deja pool. That means
I heard all this crap before aji pool. Truth is,
you got lots to work with him, my brother. Now
right about here, the old ike would have said, make
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a play for his old lady. But uh, if she's
the beast you say she is, all you doing is
applying for job as zoo keeper.
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You got enough problems my brother.
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If you really want to mess with him, go for
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on his mama. Nothing bring a man down a peg
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in time out of How sweet is that? Of course,
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Hi. How's doing Not bad?
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What's new with you?
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Okay?
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Hold on asking. Hey Jim, be right with you?
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Hello Jimbo?
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Yeah, hein Murray see it? Okay. She sounds kind of funny.
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Oh yeah, who's her agent? We could use some funny
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Not funny ha haa funny weird?
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Oh that well. She ordered some stress relief DVDs off
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When she finds herself in an unpleasant situation, she just
releases a deep breath. It's supposed to make it feel
better something.
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By unpleasant situation, you mean like answering the phone.
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Yeah, or finding out that you're on the other end
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So when she heard it was us, she wasn't sighing.
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Bingo.
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And what exactly is the difference?
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You know, as far as I can tell, there's not one.
She still sounds exactly the same, but she does seem
to be in a better mood. Late, my nephew, Sherman says,
she's a lot easier to get along with on the phone.
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comedy out in La.
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Actually he's working with TMZ.
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Now the celebrity gossip guys.
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Yep, he's their head writer for celebrity nicknames. You know
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how Sherman wrote that, h You know how celebrities start
dating and they give him a nickname that combines both
of the names, like Ben and Jennifer become Benefit and
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Brad and Angelina it's Brangelina. Sherman is stockpiling a bunch
of celebrity couple nicknames for TMZ.
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That sounds like a pretty good gig.
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Well it can be. Hey, you know the sports guy
Tony Kornheiser. He is rumored to be having an affair
with actress Patty Lapone, which would make this celebrity couple
nickname corn pole of them and if Lena Horn dated
Snoop Dogg, they'd be horn Dogs. If political blogger Arianna
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Huffington was rumored to be dating comedian Adam.
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Carolla, what's their nickname?
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Ariola? Hey, and check this out from a Baywatch Babe,
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make them egg Zucker. But wait, I'm just getting started, babe.
If mister t dated bruff bagwell, they'd be tea Bag.
If he did he dated mister Whipple, they'd be p Whipple.
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If Joe Buck went out with City sent, they'd call
him Buck City. How about Joey Butterfuco and Kara Lepinsky.
But in Ski Sandra Bullock and William Shatner would be bullshat.
And of course Sherman's dream team would be Andy Dick
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dating Chelsea Handler because they're celebrity nicknamed mean.
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I think we get the odd.
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Yeah, he made his uncle very proud. Hey, listen, babe,
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Words, Ralphie. I believe that Ralph was talking about the hot.
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Dog, talking about hot dogs and ralph classic consumer fraud. Wow,
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All great?
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thousands of years, thousands, humans have loved to eat honey.
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Have I told you you wouldn't love to eat it
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No?
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I think that they they they eat it too.
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I agree?
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They eat up to How do you feel about stuffed
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Tuesday, September twenty fourth Action. Hello friends, you're old palp bird.
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Burn here with another knuckle cracking edition of John Boy
and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode the New Hire. As our
story opens, a new hire is called into the personnel
manager's office.
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Snuck knock, Why did you see me?
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Ah?
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Yes, Miss Moron, thatsch Mariene. Ah, so it is Irish.
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Eh that's right, face Schramorra.
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You know my wife Irish really drunk trash.
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Come in and sit down, please sure.
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Sure sure joking?
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Some spits.
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Say, is there a problem?
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Well, uh, miss Moron, brand right right, Miss Moran. I
have to make a note. I've had some time to
review all your application in depth.
Speaker 8 (13:22):
Now.
Speaker 6 (13:23):
When you applied here, you said you spent six years
as chief of Alien Introduction to Society at Area fifty one.
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Yes, I also worked part time in the cafeteria.
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Uh huh. And before that you were a head instructor
of spells and potions at Hogwarts Academy.
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Yes, sure, like Gold Team Slithering.
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Yes. And before that you were the hive coordinator for
Bee's Knees Organic honey Bee.
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Yes, I was the beach Whisperer and.
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Uh, of course you were. Most recently, you were the
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Oh.
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Yes, me and you, Pope, we are like this.
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Well, miss Moran mourn, Yes, I'm afraid there's been a mistake.
The folks at Area fifty one have never heard of you.
Hogwarts doesn't even exist. Bee's Knees said you were banned
for trying to teach the bees swear words, and the
Pope told me to go to hell show. The truth
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is that this is your very first job. Correct, Yes, well,
why didn't you just say that on the application?
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Wellys, your and shed you were looking for someone with imagination,
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Ut Mama, all I wanted to do was have a
let us sandwich on gluten bread, a tall glass of buttermilk,
and crawl under a beardskin rug. Why do I have
to listen to that John Boy person and Billy whoever
on that noisy big shoe button.
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Mama, Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
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We're talking about. On this date September twenty Ford lone
of the old classic TV shows, debuted. Looking at that,
I sang all the words of the theme song of
the Monsters. Didn't think I could do it either, but
I didn't bet you so the monsters. What it goes
along with it was, that's a real theme song to it? Ah, Hi,
(16:32):
you admit it? Yeah, I find out of it.
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Oh.
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That was debuted on CBS, and on this date nineteen
sixty four, the cartoon series one of the favorites of
all time, The Bullwinkle Show, debuted on NBC on the
State in nineteen sixty one. Bowingle was a moose and
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Rocky was a flying squirrel. There he goes right there.
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What are the explosions?
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I don't learn stint.
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Remember that he was fast break the sounds that's.
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So remember that's not but yeah, I think that sounds
like I would really change the champ.
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Yeah.
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What about the Daniel Boone Show? Daniel Boone debuted on
NBC as well, that was nineteen sixty four. Was mad, Yes.
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From you.
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A mountain was yeah, yes, he was pret he was
fearing to send this as a mighty trees? What about
nineteen sixty eight debuted The Mod Squad That sounds more
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like rock and bowling a flying squirrel. Actually think you're
you No, it isn't.
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Oh yeah? Oh god.
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No film that wasn't the bud Squads popular?
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Oh yeah, yeah, well yeah link remember link? Oh yeah,
but Tim Wilson talking about one of his buddies when
I dressed his link. Following well, nineteen seventy, The Odd
Couple premiered on ab scen Oh boy, well, you know
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you're not gonna take this serious. We'll just move on
with the crap on teeth to day. I'll have about
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to see you short sun. He's got scoops on, who's
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Oh good morning, by the way, hey buddy, Hi, so
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Charlotte, raising family and on the big show. When you retired,
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your hometown of East Saint Louis in Illinois and some
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Zero and that's song. Where's were he's with me? He said,
(20:00):
Louis going to tell it to us.
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Okay, So now tell us okay, Well, East Saint Louis
is right across the street or the river rather from
the arch and to say that we had an inferior
complex would be probably right. In nineteen ninety three, sixty
minutes to the piece calling it the worst city in America.
(20:23):
Who Miles Davis and I continue to Turner. We're there
and I'm gonna talk about Jimmy Connors, Jackie Joiner Percy,
and Hank Bauer today.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
Jimmy.
Speaker 13 (20:35):
My mom grew up with Jimmy's mother, Glory, so I
knew him for all those years. His dad got me
a job as a toll collector on a bridge between
East St.
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Louis and Saint Louis. And I was in d C.
And my secretary said, Jimmy Connors is on the phone.
I went, okay. He said to me, can you meet
me out at this racket club? So I did. We
had lunch.
Speaker 13 (21:00):
He want to know his dad's had the same kind
of cancer. My dad didn't want to know what was
going to happen. So we're done, and I said, so
you need to go anywhere? So yeah, take me to
the Watergate Hotel. Well you know me, Johnny, you've ridden
with me. I'm a bad driver, Plus I always get lost.
And we go around the link of the Washington monument
for the second time, and he goes, you're lost. O. Yep,
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he's got to a stop signed she's a cab. He
jumps out and he leaves the damn car door open.
I'm thinking, what a jerk. He comes running back saying
I get that cab driver twenty bucks following. So that's
how they got to the hotel. And then Jackie Joyner
had six Olympic medals eighty four to ninety six in
(21:42):
the Olympics. She has a foundation now. And I was
going on an airplane from Chicago to la and I
see her. I don't want to buger, so I sent
a note from the to the stewardess. I'm from me
Saint Louis. I'm very proud of you, et cetera, and
I don't want to bother her. She turns around, she
goes east Saint Louis, get your butt up here. So
I sat down with her for about an hour and
(22:03):
a half. And then Hank Bauer played for the New
York Yankees from forty eight to fifty nine. My dad
was from me Saint Louis. My dad brought him home
for dinner. I was seven. Now you got to know
that my mother, Eileen Lynch was her maid. Name was
a little feisty. And her father's name, incidentally was Marris,
(22:26):
not Maurice Maris with her father's name. So Hank Boyer
comes into my house and I mis a big deal.
And so we're sitting at the at the dinner table
and he gets says to my mom, so Lynch, look,
you wouldn't give me a break when I was in
school with you, would you?
Speaker 5 (22:46):
And now that I'm playing for the Yankees, you just
cooked me dinner.
Speaker 13 (22:51):
And she stood up and she said, I didn't invite
you here, Hank bauerd my husband brought you home.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
And then she left the room. Nice drop my mama. Uh,
that's not they one thing y'all that learned listening to
the hands and don't be afraid to make a move.
You know it was it wasn't worse it going to happen.
I mean, what were they're sending, don't be obnoxious, sending
(23:18):
a note of there the Jackie Joiner cursing. Yeah, you know,
just it was the same place and that's the way
it happens. And you know, yeah, hell, he's got a
bunch of jobs and lava in life. Don't be afraid,
like you always say, do something you've saved, like I
don't know, two or three lives now.
Speaker 13 (23:36):
We had we had to compete or grow up. And
it really helped me in my career because I wasn't
going to say I was fearless, but I I really
you know, I never was afraid.
Speaker 5 (23:46):
To lose my job. And you know, I think that's
because of this. Didn't way was brought.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Up about that and wearing that hop Along Cassidy outfit
didn't help.
Speaker 5 (23:55):
See when hand fire came to the house that got
my Cardinals in four months?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Oh niceanys alright, good stuff ten. So I know next
week gonna talk some college football.
Speaker 13 (24:08):
I'm gonna talk about that controversial nil payment stuff.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Okay, good stuff, and I've been looking forward to that.
We'll see you next week. Love you made it bout it?
Speaker 5 (24:17):
Okay, bud about my man?
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Well, let's play wordy word. Come on one eight hundred
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I'm making it up, o reader. Right here, I'm believing
the father six and a half.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
We'll take it again.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
Right now. It was right, I had everybody's head about
the bed, the big A wordy word and a wordy word.
We got a husband and wife playing with each other
on the big show. Here we got Debrah from Bristol, Tennessee.
Good morning, Deborah, Hello, hello, wel come in here. Alright,
(25:52):
and Jackie had your husband down on the other line.
Now it is now when you say she had him
kind of blinking funny, then you think Darryl's all right there, Deborah.
All right, well, let's go ahead. Jack can get him
back on the line. And it says I'm taking Deborah
on my side.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
You know that is that's right?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
I all right, Well let's see what we can do. Then,
all right, let's start so you could keep schooling here.
We're just gonna go ahead and put something on the
board here, all right, devor, here we go. Start the clock. Now, well,
got to hang up and make another telephone. Yes, uh huh, oh,
(26:33):
it's running right now. Thirty seconds set.
Speaker 11 (26:36):
On the.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
On the what stop watch? Stop watch? Stop watch is
also a what this is thirty seconds and start it now?
It's what stop watch?
Speaker 2 (26:52):
No?
Speaker 3 (26:52):
No, what?
Speaker 1 (26:54):
What blank of day is? It's part of the word
set your what that's part of Oh man, dog gon it?
What did we get one doll? Got it?
Speaker 2 (27:08):
All right?
Speaker 1 (27:08):
And now you got there. I was hoping you wouldn't
be able to get down back on the phone. That
performance here, Well that's on.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
Now.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Oh, welcome Darren, me and your wife just stung it
up with one on the board. All right, hope I
can make that. Well let's say you and alrighty starting
a clock now?
Speaker 4 (27:30):
All right? It's an egg blank it's you said it
and then it'll go off. Yes, all right. The next
word is you call the bank and check your what
how much money you have in?
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (27:44):
Apple is one of these. It's a pastry instead of cake.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
You might have this apple.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
This is football is played outdoors.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
In a huge what.
Speaker 4 (27:55):
No, what's what's it called? It's not an arena? Yes,
this is whatmmercial planes are there?
Speaker 2 (28:01):
What?
Speaker 3 (28:04):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:04):
There's the buzz there? Dog? On, y'all put a four
on the board. Uh hunh you did, all right, Deborah,
dog on it. We need some points on this round too,
We need three. Just stay alive, all right, all right,
well here we go. All right, now, deb we're picking
up on that last one. Okay, no, yeah, but good
(28:27):
yess No, that's that's not all right. So don't do
that one again. Okay, another way, okay, start the clock now,
a fast plane? What a turbo? Yes? Uh huh, all right, No,
I'm in jail, coming through my yeah, uh huh oh yeah,
I just said it.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
I'm in.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Yeah, yeah, where was I locked up in jail?
Speaker 11 (28:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
All right, this is hiking the Appalachian Yeah, uh huh.
US Post Service deliver your yeah, uh huh. I'm not
real straw. I'm gonna leave that one on the board
right there. Good working there, We got you hot and
you kept going shut the way she is now. Yeah,
many songs kept them together with the six on the board. No,
(29:21):
that's a total five on that one. Okay, Jack, I
got you six. Daryling Taylor two will tie, three will win.
Speaker 6 (29:28):
We're still ribbing. Go all right.
Speaker 12 (29:34):
They might say, the old man is what it means
he's he's like, you know, he's a small he's thinned,
he's what he's just Yes, rhymes with it. You ladies
get these painted on their hand yep, rise with it,
the blank road, the blank road. I've been working on
the plank yep.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Yes, Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 8 (29:59):
That's what's.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Never. Do me a favor and cut Darryl off. That'll
make me feel a whole lot more about that. Yeah,
good baby. He was willing to do it for the
victory and the prize pot. Yeah, we appreciate y'all playing
with us and listening, of course, of am Bristol. We
love you man. Go ahead your bother them. You've shout
(30:28):
out Darryl. Get out to the best granddaughter every Jane
you all right? Good baby? Hey, good morning, Big shows
on the radios. Bit request time. Rick Simpson out Omegan
(30:50):
Georgia says, could you play something from Sherman The Big Show? Brad, Well,
we sure can. Ricky's coming up next. Good morning, it's
(31:25):
a big show on the radios. Do some fun to go.
We got our featured track from the Big Show bit
Box acts and I before we get out of here,
is that a husband and wife play worthy words? Confirmation
Jack Debra is cutting Darrel all for meeting her here
on the Big Shaws Break. Now we're up to Rick
Simpson's bit request Rick out of Macon, Georgia. Here go Rick.
Speaker 15 (31:54):
Greetings, fellow humanoids, shrim and pret the big show Bright
here with today's topic, a pet monkey. If your mom
and dad haven't turned off the radio by now, you're
probably alone. Show me a kid who has never wanted
his own monkey, and I'll eat a bug. A monkey
is the ultimate pet. It's like the world's coolest little
human in a fur coop. When you talk to them,
(32:16):
their expression is like they understand everything.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
You say if you don't know what I mean.
Speaker 15 (32:20):
Is the exact opposite of the look your parents give
you anytime you talk to them.
Speaker 4 (32:26):
A pet monkey is a way.
Speaker 15 (32:27):
To be special. Every other kid has a dog or
a cat, or a fish or some sort of bird,
big stinking deal. But you walk into school and let
it be known you've got a monkey at home, and
you are the instant object of worship. And monkeys are
good for more than just bragging rights.
Speaker 4 (32:44):
Think about it.
Speaker 15 (32:45):
When was the last time your dog through a fistful
of its own duty at one of your stupid friends. Sure,
they're smelling and noisy and unpredictable, so's your little brother.
And when it comes to teaching someone to smoke a
cigar and ride a tricycle, the monkey learns faster. And
when your little brother gets older and gets mean and
loses his mind, you just have to deal with it
(33:07):
with a monkey. It's see around, cheetah and off to
the crazy monkey farm eos. Then you just go to
the monkey store and get a fresh one. But don't
get the same kind. There's all kinds of monkeys to choose,
from little squirrel monkeys, lemurs, and the classic organ grinder variety.
But don't get a chimpanzee. They're an ape and if
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you accidentally call them a monkey, they get all quiet
and stare at you. Besides, I think they can read
your mind. But no matter what monkey you choose, the
trick is getting your folks to go along with it.
After all, they're the ones who are going to be
taken care of it until next time. This is showing
Krat reminding you that it's a kid's world.
Speaker 8 (33:47):
Rule it.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Good morning, make sure it's on the radio if you
like this feature track for your John Boy and billy
album hit the bench box exit keyword downsized, blessed and
this time to exit.
Speaker 16 (34:30):
Headry finished loading Billy side of the office, in of
the bro hand.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Couldn't take long day, the whole hell lot left.
Speaker 16 (34:38):
See if job boy got a case of you? Who
I hit out? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (34:41):
What's up?
Speaker 16 (34:42):
Welcome to ax Ike, the place to go for all
the four one one you need for all yall?
Speaker 1 (34:47):
Uh?
Speaker 16 (34:48):
What you call intro perspirational relations? Tripsy dig this, dear Ike.
I recently got fired, I mean downsized from my job.
My ex boss is threatened by any guy who is
more man than he is. And trust me, Liberachi was
more man than this guy. He is a mama's boy,
(35:09):
a notorious skirt chaser, and his scared to death of
his wife. She's a real beast, and I get the
feeling she's put the boots to him before.
Speaker 6 (35:19):
I like watching that.
Speaker 16 (35:21):
He really did me dirty, and I have contemplated revenge,
but I am reminded of the scripture revenge. His mind
saith the Lord. What do you think I let the
Lord and calm a handlet or give the Lord a
helping hand? Sign recently paroled in Mississippi, ded parole now,
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normal lady, I would say, let the Lord handle it, dude.
Those cats always get it in the end, especially if
they wind up doing prison time.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Haha.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
But today it's a different story.
Speaker 16 (35:56):
Have you been outside lately, have you read a newspaper,
watch the news? The Lord got his hand full these days,
my brother, making sure your ex boss gets the dirty
end of the stick. It's gonna be pretty low on
God's holy new list. Besides, it's time you got even
for them scars. He's been leaving and you don't have
(36:17):
to freak out about him finding out. So let's find
some fun ways to turn his head gray and maybe
getting some steaches from one of his beaches.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
A let me preach y'all.
Speaker 2 (36:31):
That.
Speaker 16 (36:31):
Now, you ain't the first brother who had it in
for his former slave master. In fact, I'm sort of
getting me a bad case of deja pool. That means
I heard all this crap before aji pool. Truth is,
you got lots to work with him, my brother. Now
right about here, the old ike would have said, make
(36:54):
a play for his old lady. But uh, if she's
the beast you say she is, all you doing is
applying for job as zoo keeper.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
You got enough problems my brother.
Speaker 16 (37:05):
If you really want to mess with him, go for
the gold and get something old that's right, start hitting
on his mama. Nothing bring a man down a peg
like having to call his worst enemy daddy. And then
when he starts acting the fool, you have got to
right the ground him. Oh, betty, yeah, put his ass
(37:27):
in time out of How sweet is that? Of course,
if you're lazy, you might want to simplify. My brother
Ike is a big fan of down and dirty old
school payback. Just drop a twenty on the ground and
when he been down, put the tip of your shoes
in the place where he poops.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
And then it's case closed and it's boom roasted.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
He see, I.
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