September 26, 2024 • 46 mins
Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Hoyt and the JuniorNation Band perform their hit single, “Pecker Head Road”.. - September is always loaded with debut date for classic TV shows, Mad Max takes a look at one in particular - The Brady Bunch.. - We’ll drop a mic at the front desk as part-time receptionist Phil McCracken fills in for Babbs.. - BR-549 provides some musical memories of The Beverly Hillbillies.. - PRN’s Doug Rice looks ahead to the tripleheader playoffs this weekend at Kansas - Carl Childers has his take on the Gilligan’s Island cast.. - Oliver looks behind to curtain and describes John Boy’s entourage.. - and we’ll finish up with another weird entry in the Diary of Gary Busey…
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Speaker 1 (00:24):
Good mo it is no, I'm just wearing this cologne, smell.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
That hikarate.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
You don't worry about us, well you have to. You're
right next year. Hey, Thursday, September twenty six with today's
featured track from The Big Show bid Box. An entry
into the diary of Gary Busey The Exotic Food Show
Serge mc keyword exotic at the bid Boxes, Brought to
you by the Bank of America Ruble four hundred Sunday,
(00:55):
October thirteenth, shot him on his speedway. Big One. Ain't
gonna make shore dot com? Why are there click on
their contest mounday can't get them? I call you. Happened
that our's time would be the Blonde. Let's meet our contestant.
He hails from Making Georgia. Friends and family know him
(01:17):
as Handy. Good morning, Handy, Good morning, Good morning, Monny. Welcome.
Why know what we gonna do? Gonna ask our blonde
some questions she will answer to the best of her ability.
We're all assuming you agree or disagree. Get two bells
before two buzzers and you win the gold. Southern East
Pets back all right, And and I.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Just got a fresh blonde.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
You got lipstick on today. Well, okay, okay, let's get
back to business here.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
All right, let's start out, Tayer, if you wanted to
make your own tequila, you would need to start by
fermenting the juice of something that's plentiful all over Mexico.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Fake green carts? Step bad step?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Can bother with those anymore? The agave plants, the agave plants? Yeah?
What very specific here? Well, andy, do you agree or
disagree when I'm making of tequila mogave plants? No, I
was going to I was going to say the worm,
(02:33):
but I would have to disagree with her as a
disagree and that's the thing to do. Yes, cactus, cactus,
ermiting cactus.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I thought that was just a joke in the curtains.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Maybe that's where the worm comes from. Worm and cactus
right and over. I'm trying to do. Hey, good work.
And there's one bell?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Did I tell you it was good?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
With the goby? What is that like a green thing?
Speaker 5 (03:04):
You know?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
It's it's like a prickly plant. Here's the heart of Well,
let's leave the cactus in ogaby there and jump in here.
According to doctors specializing in sports, medicine. Yes, when professional
athletes get older, the first thing that starts to give
(03:27):
out is there.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
What their marriage?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Professional athletes, the pros their mental health? Their mental health
starts to give out. Andy, do you agree or disagree?
I would have to disagree. I would have said, maybe
the needs. How you going with the knees? So disagreeing
with an answer, and that was is their legs their
(04:03):
legs and certain parts of those Well, way to go, Tayler.
Didn't you use me a trainer?
Speaker 6 (04:11):
We don't need to talk about that. We'll just I'm
in radio.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Yeah, I gotter go out on the field. Somebody's laying there.
That was your mental health.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Let's talk.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Not that for a first time calling.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
At all didn't work? You got it, buddy, and big
old Southern East Pence back head down to making for
congratulations all.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
Hey, can I give you a shout out?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Of course, I want to give a shout out to
my dad, Matt Hark, who actually got me listening to y'all,
long long time ago, good back, awesome body, awesome generation.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
We like it.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
We like it all right, Andy, when you hang on there, buddy,
was just then Taylor used me a trainer? She said,
you used to listen to John Boy and Billy in
the training room.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah, yeah, I went to you. It's easy and you
have ye every morning.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
I have that.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I don't want to do this medicine.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
You want to be on the radio. Dreams come come true.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Get that you just envisioned and it happened.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
Travis Kelsey was physics and and chemistry kind of kicked
my heine.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
So yeah, there there was any of that.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
We have a good season.
Speaker 6 (05:29):
Yeah h.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
H good morning, and that's a big sewan the radio.
(06:07):
We have learned a brady bunch of debuting on this
day in sixty nine, celebrated with Mad Mix, and I
was saying that Gilligan's Island debuting on this date in
nineteen sixty four. The found out about Gilligan's Island. Something
you think we've known everything there is to know found
(06:28):
out on John Boy Jeffert a couple of weeks ago.
Like they the seven Castaways represented the seven Deadly Sins.
That's right?
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
It? Like greed love mister Howell right, lustless Ginger? I
catmember what Mary Anne was, well, we ain't go home? Yeah,
pulled up there.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
I didn't I do know that they were only on
for three seasons. I was very short lived, but Barry
Fitton has stood the test of time.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Oh kidding, were those and not familiar? Let's bring in
our storyteller.
Speaker 7 (07:03):
And now it's storytelling with your host, Carl Childers.
Speaker 8 (07:09):
M mister Bill Cox. He got me watching this channel
called me TV. It's got all them shows on it.
I missed when I was younger on account of we
was either too poor to have a TV or I
was up there in the nervous hospital. They wouldn't let
us watch much TV in the nervous hospital.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
There.
Speaker 8 (07:29):
One day, this old boy, he's watching Green Acres, decided
to climb a telephone pole called Hooterville, fell down, broke
his neck.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Killed him.
Speaker 8 (07:41):
It all turned out okay, though I got his room.
I've been watching something remind me a good bit of
folks here at the big show. He's called Gilligan's Island.
I tell you about it. If you owed me too,
yeah not. I got some invasion of polling jokes that big.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Fella give me no.
Speaker 8 (08:02):
Let's go all right, well, sir, Gilligan's Island beat these
folks that went out there on a boat for a
three hour tour in the ocean. They got caught in
a storm, iron worshed up on it. A little bit
of island they can't say em to get off of.
They try to escape on every show, but they get
worsed right back to it. It's like here. Every day
(08:22):
John Boy try to escape back to farm, winds up
getting worsed right back here again. I reckon the seven
or eight weeks of vacation to like commercials. The fella
they're running the boat there with the name of Skipper.
I reckon eat a good bit like John Boy, regular
old salt. He's a fella kind of runs a show
(08:43):
there on the island. Big Friendly waves his arms around
a good bit when he talks, looks like he's eating
a plate or two of biscuits and mustard. All we've
got a dad gum hat on his head and says
dupe when you poke him in to Billy and the
(09:04):
best of all, he got him a little buddy, Skipper's
little Buddy, Gilligan, John boyd little Buddy, and little Feller.
Some folks calls him Billy.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
I calls him little Feller.
Speaker 8 (09:16):
There are a lot of likes, seems to me they
both good natured, get blamed for a lot of stuff.
Ain't their fault? Stuck in the middle of a passel
of knuckleheads, both of them always saying something funny or other.
Difference says little Feller means to say something funny. Gilligan
just ain't too smart. He good bit clumsy too. Mister
(09:37):
bill Cox said, if his brain cells wanted to play
a game, it'd have to be solitaire. I didn't understand
that part of it. They had a movie star on
the island there, miss Ginger. See the pretty rascal, whole
lot partier in that big girl down to dollar store.
(09:59):
We ain't got no actors on the big show. Listening
to the playhouse, I'll tell you that today, sure enough got
a star, Miss Jackie. She a lot like Ginger, smoldering,
good luks, way with men folk fake bosoms. Some folks
(10:20):
call them boobies.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
I call him.
Speaker 8 (10:23):
Got a few miles on her, Mister bill Cox says,
more miles and a retired Greyhound bus. I can't tell
if that's good or bad. I like riding the bus.
HEV A group of folks got a smart one in
a bunch on Gilligan's Island.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
The professor was that Feller.
Speaker 8 (10:44):
Here at the Big Show, we got mister Randy. He's
a lot like the Professor, right, smart, good with gizmos
and whatnot. Snappy dresser, kind of funny, not funny, ha ha.
The Professor can make a radio, water, a seashell, and
a coconut. Mister bill Cox says, Randy makes chicken saling
(11:07):
on a chicken squad every day.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
I like chicken saling.
Speaker 8 (11:12):
Marianne wants the island's pretty little farm girl, no bigger
than squirrel. The Big Show's got Miss Marcy. She's bigger
than squirrel for sure. Mister bill Cox said, it looks
like she's carrying two sack fulls of squirrels under her sweater.
Marianna and Miss Marcia a good bit of like. They're
(11:32):
both waiter and stick candy, wholesome and all American. I
don't know how tractive they are. Everybody else does. I
like the way she talks. Then there's mister and missus Howell.
There they're married folks. Richard old King Midas hisself play
(11:54):
a good bit older than the rest of folks on
the island. There they dress mice, got good manners, fancy friends.
They like to mention in the middle of a conversation.
Don't much care for common folk. Seems to be around here,
had to be old more recent. Mister rayfer which one's
mister which one missus? I guess they can draw strokes
(12:17):
to come down to it, and I like to show
a good bit. I don't understand all of it. But
nobody cusses, nobody gets blowed up or shot every way.
But if they were doing that show today, I reckon
it be a mind different. But the way Gilligan plumb
missed up every chance they got to getting rescued, they
wouldn't be too fur into it for someone to be hollering,
(12:39):
Wat's kill Gilligan? Fur? What's you kill?
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Gilligan? Fur?
Speaker 5 (12:44):
The end.
Speaker 7 (12:47):
Story time is brought to you by a hard Graves
potted meat product chock full of peckers and lips since
nineteen thirty seven.
Speaker 8 (12:55):
Will you wear this hat for me?
Speaker 4 (12:56):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Good morning, It's a big show on the radio world.
To do your Thursday morning coming up about twenty minutes
tain Ertaman News, thirty minutes wordy word in a classic
bit in the morning featured tracking the bit box likeing
to do wrap up the broadcasting onto the podcast we'll
(13:43):
do it, all right, let him in. Well, there's always
something exciting happening in beautiful Dismal Sleep in South Carolina,
and here to tell us all about it, the mayor himself,
the Honorable Merwin co fiddleswoop. Good morning, mister mayor, Good morning,
John Boy and all your wonderful listeners. All right, so
what's on tap this week?
Speaker 9 (14:04):
I'm glad you asked, John Boy. This weekend we're celebrating
the great American tradition of babies.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Well, it's not just American babies are kind of a
global thing.
Speaker 9 (14:15):
I had not heard that. Look, I've only got five minutes.
Would you like to discuss semantics after the interview?
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Sure, we'll do this.
Speaker 9 (14:24):
Thanks for understanding, John Boy. Yes, babies are everywhere, but
let's face it, American babies are the best, the cutest,
the funniest, and the smartest. And this weekend we're telling
the world with the second annual Dismal Seepage Old Baby Festival.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Ah, I'll bet the parade is gonna be special. You
can say that again, John Boy. I'll bet the parade
is gonna be special. The toddling trumpeteers will be leading
the way. Is that exactly what it sounds like. It's
a herd of two year old trumpet empressarios. Wow, what
do they play? Well?
Speaker 9 (14:57):
They were playing an assortment of lullabies, but they kept
calling asleep, so we switched to disco.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
You know, I'm something of a trumpet player myself.
Speaker 9 (15:06):
The Shriners will be there, dressed in bonnets and bibs
and their little cars decked out like strollers. As John
Boy would say, neat well it is nick parents will
get a chance to show off their baby sports prowess.
There will be baby races sponsored by pint sized Pete's
Puny piercings and toddler tattoos. And don't miss the high
(15:30):
stakes drama of pablum wrestling. Watch Junior throw hands at
his preschool opponent, all in a pool of lukewarm pablum
provided by Pablo's Pablom Barn an illegal alien Naturalization Center.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Wait a second. In having babies, grappling and pablum dangerous,
every party needs a pooper.
Speaker 9 (15:52):
And speaking of pooper, John Boy, the Guinness folks will
be on hand as Pert Moxley, a dismal seepage native,
will attempt to set the world record for changing one
hundred dirty diapers in five minutes, sponsored by Stan Manley's
Nutty Fudge and Diaper Launderer.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
He deserves a metal no matter what, true Dad, John Boy.
Speaker 9 (16:13):
And although it's all about babies, we can't leave out
the moms, the ladies from Lactation Nation Wrestling Federation. We'll
put on a great show on Saturday afternoon. Poncho's provided
for the first three rows ring side, sponsored by Aunt
Tater's jugsoh Plenty Dairy Barn.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
I assume this was your idea.
Speaker 9 (16:32):
Hell yeah, finally get a chance to use my favorite line,
I'll have what the kids having?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Yeah? Does your wife think that's funny?
Speaker 9 (16:41):
Maury Povitch will be hosting a special edition of Who
the Baby Daddy is sponsored by but in the Oven
Bakery and Pregnancy Testing. And after that, on Saturday night
is the Big Concert by the Little Rockxels, a Toddler
tribute band playing all the great songs you grew up with.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 9 (17:00):
They do a cover of John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith that
will blow your socks off. And the icing on the
cake is Joe Biden will be on hand to sniff
all your.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Kids was it hard to find a Joe Biden impersonator personator.
It's the real deal.
Speaker 9 (17:17):
I mean, what the hell else does he have to do?
And he jumped at the chance too. He's even coming
to town a few days early to scope out the talent.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Uh when all these babies crawling around Dismal Seepage are
any of them yours? So come on down.
Speaker 9 (17:34):
To the big second annual Dismal Seepage Old Baby Festival.
If you miss it, don't go cry into your mommy.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Did Maury Povich call you? We should go to hell?
Speaker 6 (17:49):
All right?
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Here are hot where her heart hold hand? Hey?
Speaker 8 (17:56):
Everyone?
Speaker 1 (17:56):
No, that's lists. L list is let lift, I go
horadio fast. It's loud list. It's left lest Oh hoty holah, God,
I'm coming up out of you, don't I know?
Speaker 4 (18:09):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (18:11):
What Morning Make Show's on the radio, And here it is.
(18:52):
You're twenty four hour alert for John Boys. Wonderful Thing Giveaway.
Wonderful Thing number one hundred and eight, an actual section
of the stone countertop from the master bathroom and one
of Saddam Whose Saints Presidential palaces to get by one
of our Specials Fighting Forces to make the Special Fighting
(19:13):
Forces Jesus Adama grass who I wound up with a
piece of it? Man, there's no marble holding it right
there in the picture, my dog pearl looking at.
Speaker 6 (19:24):
It on what.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
I actually can tell from the look on her face?
Can I eat that.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
It is her special skill? It's not a frisbee dog
rocks I've.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Seen that you were focusing. Oh my dogg and nothing
counter top section of Saddam Whose Saints bathroom? All right,
this is maybe one of only a handful of people
in the world. I just distributed some of the stone
sections to the population.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
It wasn't the toilet scene.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Ask about it. You got him a day over there
right there at the Big Show dot Com twenty four hours.
I'm riding now. Well, give it away, Give it away now,
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Coming up we
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(20:43):
it's time for Tator Tama News. Here's our girl, Marcai
tator More.
Speaker 6 (20:48):
Now you may have been seeing the puff Daddy in
the news, right he did it? He did it off
Daddy Sean Combs. Yep, So he had New York grand
jury indicted him on three counts of sex trafficking racket
hearing in transportation to engage in prostitution, and if convicted
Puff Daddy p did he faces life in federal prison.
So to catch you up, he asked for bail, he
(21:12):
was denied bail. He offered fifty million. I'll pay you
fifty million. They denied that, so the judge was not
hearing it. He's been spending time in detention and he
has apparently gone on a hunger strike. Sources are saying
that he's starving behind bars, refuses to eat the food
at the Metropolitan Detention Center there, and sources close to
(21:32):
the investigation are speculating that he may not be eating
because he is paranoid or he's scared. He's worried about
all the people that are going to be coming forward
that have come forward before where he was able to
take care of it, like his ex Cassie Ventura, she
had summoned the courage last November to come forward and
expose him, and then within twenty four hours they made
(21:54):
a settlement between ten and thirty million dollars, so he.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Was able to stop her from going to gation with that.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
So that that that's a speculation that that's why he's
in summer, saying maybe he's just yeah, he's trying to
do a hunger start. Maybe doesn't like the food, you know.
So so everybody's worried. I wouldn't be worried. But but
I guess he's innocent until proven guilty.
Speaker 10 (22:15):
And his lawyer is calling the jail that he's in
inhumane so and and he's presumed to be in solitary confinement,
so he only gets out, gets a shower three times
a week, and he only gets out one hour a day.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
I heard a pretty rough place.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Yeah, well, you know it's not supposed to be a resort.
Speaker 6 (22:34):
But also the same, but you are innocent until proven guilty,
So there shouldn't be such harsh things. But he has
had supposedly had religious visits and a dietitian come to
talk to him, which might be in preparation of switching
to a special meal plan like a Koser diet.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Who knows.
Speaker 6 (22:51):
It's all speculation from News Nation, And like Randy said,
he remains on suicide Watch and has regular psych visits
as well as foone.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Contact with his fan hasn't been denied.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Things have changed.
Speaker 6 (23:03):
Yeah, and you know what, and it's interesting to see
clips now surfacing in social media of him talking to
I mean everybody from back when our Samuel Hall had
had a show, and him talking about his freak out
parties or freaking off parties that they would have and
stuff like that.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Yeah, it's not good.
Speaker 6 (23:22):
Taylor Swift in the news, I mean, poor thing. How
can she not be It's always in there. She's reportedly
getting ready to enter her missus Travis Kelsey era. No no, no,
no one spotted a ring, no one, No official comments
from either camp there, just speculator.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
You know.
Speaker 6 (23:38):
The sleuths online are saying through US Magazine that the
hottest couple is closing in on taking the next big step.
In the relationship that they're both ready, they're thirty four.
They both want to have a family. One insider says
they both see marriage as something they want sooner rather
than later. And Taylor has always been excited by the
idea of marriage and starting a family.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
She just hasn't found the one until now.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Oh O good, she found I have some kids.
Speaker 6 (24:07):
Give her right about well, I mean, everybody wants to
go in and have a family, all right. Mister Beasts
also in the news YouTube's biggest star, mister Beast. You
know he's got like three hundred and sixteen million subscribers.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
He's from North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Well, he's in a little bit of heat rate.
Speaker 6 (24:22):
Now he faces a lawsuit from several Beast Games participants.
So it's a show that they were trying to put
together like the Squid Games, and the suit states that
several contestants were hospitalized. Others reported being subjected to chronic mistreatment, degradation,
and hostile work conditions. It is the Beast Games like
the Squid Games. But that's just me with my little
(24:43):
side game. The reality competition show was filmed in July,
promised the winner five million bucks, which is the biggest
single prize in the history of television and streaming. Five
participants of the two thousand that entered Beast Games fintal
lawsuits seeking class action status. Some are speculating, you know,
Amazon and Beast Games have deep pockets. Maybe they're just
(25:04):
trying to tap into that cash.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
But I'm sure you had to sign something.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
There is something.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Playing the Beast Game.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
I think both. I think both entities wouldn't be as
successful as they are if they didn't have the fine
print written somewhere.
Speaker 6 (25:20):
And Prince George, Prince William's oldest son is eleven years
old and he's taking flying lessons. Yeah you're with that right,
Mom and Dad watched him climbing to the cockpit with
the instructor.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Like, all right, boy, see later, we just got you
off training. Willson, go fly the plane.
Speaker 6 (25:35):
He landed an hour later with no incident, of course,
because we would have heard about it. And it's royal
tradition for the men in the family to join the military.
But Prince wasn't sent to war, and I mean Prince
William wasn't sent to war, and George would not be
sent to war, although Harry did go and serve two
tours in Afghanistan because he's despair.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Yeah, all right, that's all I happen to. Well, let's
get us a winner. Let's play wordy word. I'm right, Hea,
go one eight hundred Big Show total free live. We'll
get a cover of contestants and play next.
Speaker 6 (26:35):
Morning.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Let's big show on the radio. Go into your Thursday
when some lose some and always be in the know.
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(26:58):
boy info and right now let's play.
Speaker 8 (27:02):
I had everybody's head about the batt of birding word.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
That of wording word.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Lets meet the contestants. We got Grady from Pensacola, Florida.
I'm on a Grady Good morning, John Boy. Hey, welcome buddy.
And we got Richard from Aberdeen, Mississippi. I'm on in Richard. Hey,
hey man, you are you? And Grady Grady from Florida.
There's Richard Mississippi. Hey, boys, y'all got a lot income
(27:34):
and listen to the Big Show now playing wordy word
from everybody. All right, So Richard, you get tatter on
your side. She's been kind of hot lately, all right,
kind of all right, and it'll be me and Grady,
so uh, Richard, you like save me and Grady? Put
something on the board here, right, Grady, are you ready, buddy?
(27:57):
I'm okay, I'm looking at first. Let me get all
my knobs right. I don't know how to worry about them. Okay,
full concentration right here, all right, Grady, start the clock. Now,
A big word for a party? Let's have a blank Oh,
we won the super Bowl. Let's have a what? A
big what? Black? Blank blank? Dance hitting music? We have
(28:20):
a big what? No, it's big you want to blanket?
I can't say because it's part of the word. A
big party. You want the super Bowl? Let's all meet
and have a big what? Please? Just say some words?
Speaker 4 (28:36):
I can't I can't think of anything.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
You can't think of anyth All right, well, let's see
what happens with Richard and Tater on that. Don't give
them thirty seconds more to think about it. Ready to go?
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Hey, So it's a yes.
Speaker 6 (28:52):
This is what they call your your backbone is called
this your spine. Yes, this is when you have this
means like another copy of There are two of them.
It's a what yuh you the handle? You you blank it?
Speaker 2 (29:10):
You you turn it?
Speaker 6 (29:12):
I know, but you would do it to the ice cream,
to the ice cream maker. You would have to blank
the handle.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Uh yes, oh god, double cake crank. I'm doing it
up there with a four on the board. All right,
all right, Grady, let's just forget that round one. It's
a brand new round here, buddy. We're gonna get a
whole bunch right here. Okay, starting to clock. Now, you
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buy meat from your local Know the guy? What's what's
the guy? Yes? Yes, uh huh blank and go seek.
You'd play as a kid, yeah, uh huh, old blank?
You called the flag this old? Yes?
Speaker 6 (29:58):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Don't sell I want to wow? Yes, uh huh. The
guy walking down the street by himself, he's not a driver,
he is a what Yes, good work, grady, guy on
a roll there put a five on the board. That
zero might have heard us on the first round calls
it's five to four. That means Tater and Richard one
(30:22):
will tie two will win. Compassionate you yeah, uh huh, Peter,
Jim John board to think and tell him, yeah, go ahead,
do that in between words.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
All you need is to go hey, in your house,
you have a you have a down and a what.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Upstairs?
Speaker 6 (30:50):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (30:51):
You blank the ball?
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Yep, yeah, that's it.
Speaker 4 (30:58):
You want six some five?
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Oh, y'all it Brady, we came up a little short
down buddy. Appreciate you playing out of Pensacolta this morning.
You try again anytime.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Good come back.
Speaker 11 (31:10):
I appreciate you, John boy, And I'd like to say
a little work to you if I could.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Well, you go ahead, about ten or twelve years.
Speaker 11 (31:20):
Ago, you seen my daughter in a bar there in Wilmington,
uh huh, North Carolina, and she was with her husband,
lieutenant colonel in the Marine Corps, and you asked her
to call me at two thirty in the morning, and
she did, and she was sitting on your lap as
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you were talking to me on the phone, and we
just y'all was evidently having a good time. I just
wanted to see if if there was any chance you
would remember that, but I know you wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
It wasn't the Bridge Tender. Wasn't the Bridge Tender restaur
a marina? Yeah, So don't go yeah, because that's that's
about the only place I'd be that that early in
the morning with a girl on my.
Speaker 9 (32:08):
Lap with a marine husband.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Lieutenant girl.
Speaker 11 (32:16):
Yeah, I knew it couldn't be nothing going on because
he's about six moore when he's about two thirty.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Oh yeah, yeah, you know I've been comfortable. You know,
he's mine marine.
Speaker 9 (32:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Man, that's awesome. Grady, will you tell your dollar and
her husband? I said, h hope, know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (32:38):
I don't know what Hey.
Speaker 11 (32:41):
I'd like to shout out to all you guys there
on the Big Show. It's been a ball listening to
you the past twenty years.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Well all right, Grady, Well we appreciate you, buddy, Thank
you so much. Man. That's awesome. All all right, I'm
glad to walk you up two thirty in the morning. Yeah,
Rachel downis down in Aberdeen, buddy, all right, Tayter owes
you a little fun here to celebrate y'all's victory.
Speaker 7 (33:04):
I guess lap okay, I will okay, all right, goodness,
I know I'm my top two buttons.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio. Got
a big request for this morning from Aaron Mason out
of Florence, South Carolina.
Speaker 8 (33:22):
W A.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Ron says y'all, I'd like to hear Oliver going on
about John Boys Entourage. Thanks and have a great day.
We are we will, Aaron and you'll bit request coming
up next to make shows on the radio. Some of
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you like to hear about this time money through Friday.
Get us up with a John Boybilly Facebook page. You
can drop us a line in the mail bag at
the Big Show dot com. Aaron Mason out of Florence,
South Carolina gues his request. Right now here is Oliver.
Speaker 9 (34:23):
Well, well, well, it's time once again for a glimpse
into that wide world of hopeful hard time hangers on
known as John Boys on tourage. We've pretty much run
the gamut of male parasites, so that leaves only one
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species left. They're known in the darkest inner circle as
the baby doves. It always starts the same. The moving
around is commencing as usual. The entourage doujour is busy
(35:06):
listening with brown nosing rapture to John boyd pontificate about
sports or high finance or world politics, all the time
nodding in pathetic syncophantic agreement. When that finally becomes tiresome,
usually in five to six minutes, they search for other
(35:30):
entertainment enter the so called baby dolls, an unusual title
since they're usually ages and ages away from being babies,
and the only doll they even remotely resemble is named Chucky.
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They are drawn to the entourage like silicone enhanced moths
to a redneck flame, or more appropriately, like straight dogs
looking for a morsel of food or attention, or just
content to lick what's left from the bottom of scattered
shot glasses. These are not the baby dolls of your
(36:15):
adolescent fantasies. They're more like trailer park nightmare. Why, the
only way they'd ever be on the cover of a
Hooter's calendar would be to use it as a seat cushion.
While many words can be used to describe them as
a group, like sad, or used, or unclean, or even
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the ever popular tramp, they're better separated into categories.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
First, young and stupid.
Speaker 9 (36:52):
That sort of says it all, doesn't it. In their
skin tight dresses and crisply sprayed hair, they saunter into
temp and tease. How pitiful is your life that you
have to boost your self esteem by seeking approval from
a band of barely literate mouth breathers. Like the entourage,
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and remember, when you speak to this baby doll, keep
it simple, preferably single syllables. If you don't, you're likely
to blow the only fuse in that vast wasteland between
their ears. Next comes the bar fly.
Speaker 4 (37:35):
Sigh.
Speaker 9 (37:39):
This female has long given up on her appearance. Why
she hasn't used blush or eyeshadows since Janet Reno was
a boy scout. She still manages to use lipstick, although
like a child with their first box of crayons, she
has trouble staying inside the lines. She staggers into the
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midst of the entourage, smoking several unfiltered cigarettes at once,
smelling of warm beer and aqua velva, speaking with a
voice that sounds like a flat bottom boat being dragged
across a gravel road, and laughing at the top of
her one working long at jokes no one has told
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perfect for the loser section of the entourage, because she's
not looking for anyone special, just anyone. And lastly, the
former Debutante. An odd mix of the first two categories.
She has all the trolling habits of the barfly, but
with somewhat better hygie and while a bit more old
(38:48):
and desperate than young and stupid, she still shares the
latter's need for makeup.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
In her mind, no one will notice the layers and
layers and layers of.
Speaker 9 (39:02):
Makeup applied by the Max Factor swat team desperately trying
to hide the ravages of time with a trowel. If
you get close enough, her skin actually looks like stucco.
And they always dress much younger than they should, with
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cleavage spilling out of their blouses like fleshy oatmeal bubbling
out of a polyester kettles. And thank God for that blouse,
it covers a brazier that more closely resembles a kevlar
vest than lingerie. Without that single garment, those unwieldy, busty
substances would topple table and patron alike.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
Well, there you have it.
Speaker 9 (39:48):
If you are thinking of joining the entourage simply for
the baby doll benefits, I hope your eyes have been opened.
I hope you've seen the seamy, fish white underbelly of
the ringe female hangers on. If not, If you like
what you've heard, then the only decent thing to do
would be to warn your neighbors, because if this sort
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of thing trips your hormonal trigger. Neither pets nor livestock
are safe.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
One of these days you're gonna go too far. I'll
be right home. Dear, good morning. It's a big show
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on the radio for your Thursday morning. Today's feature track
from the Big Show bit box if you would like
this diary on your John boyn Billy album in the
bed box key word exotic. It's time for the Diary
of Gary Busey. Dear Diary, this is Gary. Do you
(41:18):
see that? Will diary?
Speaker 5 (41:21):
This summer months are upon us and Crazy Frankie and
me were riching for an adventure. We done just about
everything fun around here, running naked through nuts very far skinny,
dipping in the tar pits, eating a bunch of baked
beans and cabbage, and crop dusting the perfume counter at Macy's.
They's just nothing exciting to do anymore. So the crazy
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one suggested we do something a little bit different this year,
like taking our taste buds. Although once in a lifetime adventure.
So we packed up our palettes and headed to the
Exotic Food Show.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
You'll beat them up, grab the vitals, beat them up.
Gobble gobble, poop, poop, burn, puke. Yeah, diary.
Speaker 5 (42:06):
The location couldn't have been better. It was that big
convention center out near lax next to the booby bar.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
Yea yea yea yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (42:15):
It's the perfect plan. This way, if the food show stunk,
we could sneak next door and google the bugles without
having to pay extra for parking. The place was packed.
It was like sample day at the Costco on steroids.
Since my monkey spam connection dried up last year, I've
been looking for something off beat food wise to obsess on.
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And brother. They had a butt load and most of
it smelled like a butt load. We wandered up on
a big old bowl of boiled legs. Now you're talking.
They were something called tongsy dad donky dandy d We
peeled an eight, three or four each. They had a
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little bit of a wang to them. I asked the
fella that was what kind of bird the tongs he
dan was? He said, the translation is virgin boy eggs.
I said what he said that these are duck eggs
boiled in the urine of young boys. So we whipped
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his ass and then we took the rest of the
eggs too, because free eggs. There was a big booth
called bugging out. Foreigners loved eating bugs. I guess when
there ain't a jack in the box on every corner,
you got to get creative. Well, it was put up
(43:39):
or shut up times, so we dove in frid torantula
from Cambodia. Weren't too bad. They had him in a
big tank like lobsters, and you got to pick one out.
Felt kind of bad about that, but when they tossed
him in butter and garlic kind of made everything better.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
We tried it all.
Speaker 5 (43:56):
Crickets, grasshoppers, locusts, even you could pull off a scorpion smoothie.
Crazy Frankie ate some live maggots, not on purpose, he
was just eating some old pizza he finded a dumpster.
We couldn't let the day go by without getting our
daily alliance of fruits and vegetables, and there was some
refreshingly tasty grazing to be had. Crazy Frankie had a
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tad too much of the old moist high fiber and
took several breaks to make an offering to the toilet gods.
On the way out the door, we caught wind of
something powerful stinky. Turned out to be something called a
Durian fruit. The damn guy of the counter was wearing
a gas mask. He co went open and it ran
about a four thousand on the funk scale. It smelled
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like a week old roadkill in the summer sun, mixed
with RV septic stew and Reuben Studdard's gym locker. Oh
that meant only one thing. We had to try it
and it tasted just like it smelled like bobbing for
button a guess. Brother, Well, that did it for us,
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So me and the crazy one apologize to our taste
buds and made tracks to the booby bar next door.
But that dury instinct kindly clings to your duds and
they booted us out. Next vacation, We're going to play
it safe, probably the bunny ranch or mini golf Well Diary,
I gotta go. I promise to help old Joe Azuzu
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with his yard sail until next time. X's and O's Gary.
Speaker 7 (45:40):
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Speaker 2 (00:32):
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Speaker 1 (00:34):
You don't worry about us, well you have to. You're
right next year. Hey, Thursday, September twenty six with today's
featured track from The Big Show bid Box. An entry
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October thirteenth, shot him on his speedway. Big One. Ain't
gonna make shore dot com? Why are there click on
their contest mounday can't get them? I call you. Happened
that our's time would be the Blonde. Let's meet our contestant.
He hails from Making Georgia. Friends and family know him
(01:17):
as Handy. Good morning, Handy, Good morning, Good morning, Monny. Welcome.
Why know what we gonna do? Gonna ask our blonde
some questions she will answer to the best of her ability.
We're all assuming you agree or disagree. Get two bells
before two buzzers and you win the gold. Southern East
Pets back all right, And and I.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Just got a fresh blonde.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
You got lipstick on today. Well, okay, okay, let's get
back to business here.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
All right, let's start out, Tayer, if you wanted to
make your own tequila, you would need to start by
fermenting the juice of something that's plentiful all over Mexico.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Fake green carts? Step bad step?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Can bother with those anymore? The agave plants, the agave plants? Yeah?
What very specific here? Well, andy, do you agree or
disagree when I'm making of tequila mogave plants? No, I
was going to I was going to say the worm,
(02:33):
but I would have to disagree with her as a
disagree and that's the thing to do. Yes, cactus, cactus,
ermiting cactus.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I thought that was just a joke in the curtains.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Maybe that's where the worm comes from. Worm and cactus
right and over. I'm trying to do. Hey, good work.
And there's one bell?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Did I tell you it was good?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
With the goby? What is that like a green thing?
Speaker 5 (03:04):
You know?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
It's it's like a prickly plant. Here's the heart of Well,
let's leave the cactus in ogaby there and jump in here.
According to doctors specializing in sports, medicine. Yes, when professional
athletes get older, the first thing that starts to give
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out is there.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
What their marriage?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Professional athletes, the pros their mental health? Their mental health
starts to give out. Andy, do you agree or disagree?
I would have to disagree. I would have said, maybe
the needs. How you going with the knees? So disagreeing
with an answer, and that was is their legs their
(04:03):
legs and certain parts of those Well, way to go, Tayler.
Didn't you use me a trainer?
Speaker 6 (04:11):
We don't need to talk about that. We'll just I'm
in radio.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Yeah, I gotter go out on the field. Somebody's laying there.
That was your mental health.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Let's talk.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Not that for a first time calling.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
At all didn't work? You got it, buddy, and big
old Southern East Pence back head down to making for
congratulations all.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
Hey, can I give you a shout out?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Of course, I want to give a shout out to
my dad, Matt Hark, who actually got me listening to y'all,
long long time ago, good back, awesome body, awesome generation.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
We like it.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
We like it all right, Andy, when you hang on there, buddy,
was just then Taylor used me a trainer? She said,
you used to listen to John Boy and Billy in
the training room.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah, yeah, I went to you. It's easy and you
have ye every morning.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
I have that.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I don't want to do this medicine.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
You want to be on the radio. Dreams come come true.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Get that you just envisioned and it happened.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
Travis Kelsey was physics and and chemistry kind of kicked
my heine.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
So yeah, there there was any of that.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
We have a good season.
Speaker 6 (05:29):
Yeah h.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
H good morning, and that's a big sewan the radio.
(06:07):
We have learned a brady bunch of debuting on this
day in sixty nine, celebrated with Mad Mix, and I
was saying that Gilligan's Island debuting on this date in
nineteen sixty four. The found out about Gilligan's Island. Something
you think we've known everything there is to know found
(06:28):
out on John Boy Jeffert a couple of weeks ago.
Like they the seven Castaways represented the seven Deadly Sins.
That's right?
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (06:37):
It? Like greed love mister Howell right, lustless Ginger? I
catmember what Mary Anne was, well, we ain't go home? Yeah,
pulled up there.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
I didn't I do know that they were only on
for three seasons. I was very short lived, but Barry
Fitton has stood the test of time.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Oh kidding, were those and not familiar? Let's bring in
our storyteller.
Speaker 7 (07:03):
And now it's storytelling with your host, Carl Childers.
Speaker 8 (07:09):
M mister Bill Cox. He got me watching this channel
called me TV. It's got all them shows on it.
I missed when I was younger on account of we
was either too poor to have a TV or I
was up there in the nervous hospital. They wouldn't let
us watch much TV in the nervous hospital.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
There.
Speaker 8 (07:29):
One day, this old boy, he's watching Green Acres, decided
to climb a telephone pole called Hooterville, fell down, broke
his neck.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Killed him.
Speaker 8 (07:41):
It all turned out okay, though I got his room.
I've been watching something remind me a good bit of
folks here at the big show. He's called Gilligan's Island.
I tell you about it. If you owed me too,
yeah not. I got some invasion of polling jokes that big.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Fella give me no.
Speaker 8 (08:02):
Let's go all right, well, sir, Gilligan's Island beat these
folks that went out there on a boat for a
three hour tour in the ocean. They got caught in
a storm, iron worshed up on it. A little bit
of island they can't say em to get off of.
They try to escape on every show, but they get
worsed right back to it. It's like here. Every day
(08:22):
John Boy try to escape back to farm, winds up
getting worsed right back here again. I reckon the seven
or eight weeks of vacation to like commercials. The fella
they're running the boat there with the name of Skipper.
I reckon eat a good bit like John Boy, regular
old salt. He's a fella kind of runs a show
(08:43):
there on the island. Big Friendly waves his arms around
a good bit when he talks, looks like he's eating
a plate or two of biscuits and mustard. All we've
got a dad gum hat on his head and says
dupe when you poke him in to Billy and the
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best of all, he got him a little buddy, Skipper's
little Buddy, Gilligan, John boyd little Buddy, and little Feller.
Some folks calls him Billy.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
I calls him little Feller.
Speaker 8 (09:16):
There are a lot of likes, seems to me they
both good natured, get blamed for a lot of stuff.
Ain't their fault? Stuck in the middle of a passel
of knuckleheads, both of them always saying something funny or other.
Difference says little Feller means to say something funny. Gilligan
just ain't too smart. He good bit clumsy too. Mister
(09:37):
bill Cox said, if his brain cells wanted to play
a game, it'd have to be solitaire. I didn't understand
that part of it. They had a movie star on
the island there, miss Ginger. See the pretty rascal, whole
lot partier in that big girl down to dollar store.
(09:59):
We ain't got no actors on the big show. Listening
to the playhouse, I'll tell you that today, sure enough got
a star, Miss Jackie. She a lot like Ginger, smoldering,
good luks, way with men folk fake bosoms. Some folks
(10:20):
call them boobies.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
I call him.
Speaker 8 (10:23):
Got a few miles on her, Mister bill Cox says,
more miles and a retired Greyhound bus. I can't tell
if that's good or bad. I like riding the bus.
HEV A group of folks got a smart one in
a bunch on Gilligan's Island.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
The professor was that Feller.
Speaker 8 (10:44):
Here at the Big Show, we got mister Randy. He's
a lot like the Professor, right, smart, good with gizmos
and whatnot. Snappy dresser, kind of funny, not funny, ha ha.
The Professor can make a radio, water, a seashell, and
a coconut. Mister bill Cox says, Randy makes chicken saling
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on a chicken squad every day.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
I like chicken saling.
Speaker 8 (11:12):
Marianne wants the island's pretty little farm girl, no bigger
than squirrel. The Big Show's got Miss Marcy. She's bigger
than squirrel for sure. Mister bill Cox said, it looks
like she's carrying two sack fulls of squirrels under her sweater.
Marianna and Miss Marcia a good bit of like. They're
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both waiter and stick candy, wholesome and all American. I
don't know how tractive they are. Everybody else does. I
like the way she talks. Then there's mister and missus Howell.
There they're married folks. Richard old King Midas hisself play
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a good bit older than the rest of folks on
the island. There they dress mice, got good manners, fancy friends.
They like to mention in the middle of a conversation.
Don't much care for common folk. Seems to be around here,
had to be old more recent. Mister rayfer which one's
mister which one missus? I guess they can draw strokes
(12:17):
to come down to it, and I like to show
a good bit. I don't understand all of it. But
nobody cusses, nobody gets blowed up or shot every way.
But if they were doing that show today, I reckon
it be a mind different. But the way Gilligan plumb
missed up every chance they got to getting rescued, they
wouldn't be too fur into it for someone to be hollering,
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Wat's kill Gilligan? Fur? What's you kill?
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Gilligan? Fur?
Speaker 5 (12:44):
The end.
Speaker 7 (12:47):
Story time is brought to you by a hard Graves
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Speaker 8 (12:55):
Will you wear this hat for me?
Speaker 4 (12:56):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Good morning, It's a big show on the radio world.
To do your Thursday morning coming up about twenty minutes
tain Ertaman News, thirty minutes wordy word in a classic
bit in the morning featured tracking the bit box likeing
to do wrap up the broadcasting onto the podcast we'll
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do it, all right, let him in. Well, there's always
something exciting happening in beautiful Dismal Sleep in South Carolina,
and here to tell us all about it, the mayor himself,
the Honorable Merwin co fiddleswoop. Good morning, mister mayor, Good morning,
John Boy and all your wonderful listeners. All right, so
what's on tap this week?
Speaker 9 (14:04):
I'm glad you asked, John Boy. This weekend we're celebrating
the great American tradition of babies.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Well, it's not just American babies are kind of a
global thing.
Speaker 9 (14:15):
I had not heard that. Look, I've only got five minutes.
Would you like to discuss semantics after the interview?
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Sure, we'll do this.
Speaker 9 (14:24):
Thanks for understanding, John Boy. Yes, babies are everywhere, but
let's face it, American babies are the best, the cutest,
the funniest, and the smartest. And this weekend we're telling
the world with the second annual Dismal Seepage Old Baby Festival.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Ah, I'll bet the parade is gonna be special. You
can say that again, John Boy. I'll bet the parade
is gonna be special. The toddling trumpeteers will be leading
the way. Is that exactly what it sounds like. It's
a herd of two year old trumpet empressarios. Wow, what
do they play? Well?
Speaker 9 (14:57):
They were playing an assortment of lullabies, but they kept
calling asleep, so we switched to disco.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
You know, I'm something of a trumpet player myself.
Speaker 9 (15:06):
The Shriners will be there, dressed in bonnets and bibs
and their little cars decked out like strollers. As John
Boy would say, neat well it is nick parents will
get a chance to show off their baby sports prowess.
There will be baby races sponsored by pint sized Pete's
Puny piercings and toddler tattoos. And don't miss the high
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stakes drama of pablum wrestling. Watch Junior throw hands at
his preschool opponent, all in a pool of lukewarm pablum
provided by Pablo's Pablom Barn an illegal alien Naturalization Center.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Wait a second. In having babies, grappling and pablum dangerous,
every party needs a pooper.
Speaker 9 (15:52):
And speaking of pooper, John Boy, the Guinness folks will
be on hand as Pert Moxley, a dismal seepage native,
will attempt to set the world record for changing one
hundred dirty diapers in five minutes, sponsored by Stan Manley's
Nutty Fudge and Diaper Launderer.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
He deserves a metal no matter what, true Dad, John Boy.
Speaker 9 (16:13):
And although it's all about babies, we can't leave out
the moms, the ladies from Lactation Nation Wrestling Federation. We'll
put on a great show on Saturday afternoon. Poncho's provided
for the first three rows ring side, sponsored by Aunt
Tater's jugsoh Plenty Dairy Barn.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
I assume this was your idea.
Speaker 9 (16:32):
Hell yeah, finally get a chance to use my favorite line,
I'll have what the kids having?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Yeah? Does your wife think that's funny?
Speaker 9 (16:41):
Maury Povitch will be hosting a special edition of Who
the Baby Daddy is sponsored by but in the Oven
Bakery and Pregnancy Testing. And after that, on Saturday night
is the Big Concert by the Little Rockxels, a Toddler
tribute band playing all the great songs you grew up with.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 9 (17:00):
They do a cover of John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith that
will blow your socks off. And the icing on the
cake is Joe Biden will be on hand to sniff
all your.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Kids was it hard to find a Joe Biden impersonator personator.
It's the real deal.
Speaker 9 (17:17):
I mean, what the hell else does he have to do?
And he jumped at the chance too. He's even coming
to town a few days early to scope out the talent.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Uh when all these babies crawling around Dismal Seepage are
any of them yours? So come on down.
Speaker 9 (17:34):
To the big second annual Dismal Seepage Old Baby Festival.
If you miss it, don't go cry into your mommy.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Did Maury Povich call you? We should go to hell?
Speaker 6 (17:49):
All right?
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Here are hot where her heart hold hand? Hey?
Speaker 8 (17:56):
Everyone?
Speaker 1 (17:56):
No, that's lists. L list is let lift, I go
horadio fast. It's loud list. It's left lest Oh hoty holah, God,
I'm coming up out of you, don't I know?
Speaker 4 (18:09):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (18:11):
What Morning Make Show's on the radio, And here it is.
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You're twenty four hour alert for John Boys. Wonderful Thing Giveaway.
Wonderful Thing number one hundred and eight, an actual section
of the stone countertop from the master bathroom and one
of Saddam Whose Saints Presidential palaces to get by one
of our Specials Fighting Forces to make the Special Fighting
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Forces Jesus Adama grass who I wound up with a
piece of it? Man, there's no marble holding it right
there in the picture, my dog pearl looking at.
Speaker 6 (19:24):
It on what.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
I actually can tell from the look on her face?
Can I eat that.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
It is her special skill? It's not a frisbee dog
rocks I've.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Seen that you were focusing. Oh my dogg and nothing
counter top section of Saddam Whose Saints bathroom? All right,
this is maybe one of only a handful of people
in the world. I just distributed some of the stone
sections to the population.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
It wasn't the toilet scene.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Ask about it. You got him a day over there
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tator More.
Speaker 6 (20:48):
Now you may have been seeing the puff Daddy in
the news, right he did it? He did it off
Daddy Sean Combs. Yep, So he had New York grand
jury indicted him on three counts of sex trafficking racket
hearing in transportation to engage in prostitution, and if convicted
Puff Daddy p did he faces life in federal prison.
So to catch you up, he asked for bail, he
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was denied bail. He offered fifty million. I'll pay you
fifty million. They denied that, so the judge was not
hearing it. He's been spending time in detention and he
has apparently gone on a hunger strike. Sources are saying
that he's starving behind bars, refuses to eat the food
at the Metropolitan Detention Center there, and sources close to
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the investigation are speculating that he may not be eating
because he is paranoid or he's scared. He's worried about
all the people that are going to be coming forward
that have come forward before where he was able to
take care of it, like his ex Cassie Ventura, she
had summoned the courage last November to come forward and
expose him, and then within twenty four hours they made
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a settlement between ten and thirty million dollars, so he.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Was able to stop her from going to gation with that.
Speaker 6 (22:00):
So that that that's a speculation that that's why he's
in summer, saying maybe he's just yeah, he's trying to
do a hunger start. Maybe doesn't like the food, you know.
So so everybody's worried. I wouldn't be worried. But but
I guess he's innocent until proven guilty.
Speaker 10 (22:15):
And his lawyer is calling the jail that he's in
inhumane so and and he's presumed to be in solitary confinement,
so he only gets out, gets a shower three times
a week, and he only gets out one hour a day.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
I heard a pretty rough place.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Yeah, well, you know it's not supposed to be a resort.
Speaker 6 (22:34):
But also the same, but you are innocent until proven guilty,
So there shouldn't be such harsh things. But he has
had supposedly had religious visits and a dietitian come to
talk to him, which might be in preparation of switching
to a special meal plan like a Koser diet.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Who knows.
Speaker 6 (22:51):
It's all speculation from News Nation, And like Randy said,
he remains on suicide Watch and has regular psych visits
as well as foone.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Contact with his fan hasn't been denied.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Things have changed.
Speaker 6 (23:03):
Yeah, and you know what, and it's interesting to see
clips now surfacing in social media of him talking to
I mean everybody from back when our Samuel Hall had
had a show, and him talking about his freak out
parties or freaking off parties that they would have and
stuff like that.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Yeah, it's not good.
Speaker 6 (23:22):
Taylor Swift in the news, I mean, poor thing. How
can she not be It's always in there. She's reportedly
getting ready to enter her missus Travis Kelsey era. No no, no,
no one spotted a ring, no one, No official comments
from either camp there, just speculator.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
You know.
Speaker 6 (23:38):
The sleuths online are saying through US Magazine that the
hottest couple is closing in on taking the next big step.
In the relationship that they're both ready, they're thirty four.
They both want to have a family. One insider says
they both see marriage as something they want sooner rather
than later. And Taylor has always been excited by the
idea of marriage and starting a family.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
She just hasn't found the one until now.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Oh O good, she found I have some kids.
Speaker 6 (24:07):
Give her right about well, I mean, everybody wants to
go in and have a family, all right. Mister Beasts
also in the news YouTube's biggest star, mister Beast. You
know he's got like three hundred and sixteen million subscribers.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
He's from North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Well, he's in a little bit of heat rate.
Speaker 6 (24:22):
Now he faces a lawsuit from several Beast Games participants.
So it's a show that they were trying to put
together like the Squid Games, and the suit states that
several contestants were hospitalized. Others reported being subjected to chronic mistreatment, degradation,
and hostile work conditions. It is the Beast Games like
the Squid Games. But that's just me with my little
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side game. The reality competition show was filmed in July,
promised the winner five million bucks, which is the biggest
single prize in the history of television and streaming. Five
participants of the two thousand that entered Beast Games fintal
lawsuits seeking class action status. Some are speculating, you know,
Amazon and Beast Games have deep pockets. Maybe they're just
(25:04):
trying to tap into that cash.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
But I'm sure you had to sign something.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
There is something.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Playing the Beast Game.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
I think both. I think both entities wouldn't be as
successful as they are if they didn't have the fine
print written somewhere.
Speaker 6 (25:20):
And Prince George, Prince William's oldest son is eleven years
old and he's taking flying lessons. Yeah you're with that right,
Mom and Dad watched him climbing to the cockpit with
the instructor.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Like, all right, boy, see later, we just got you
off training. Willson, go fly the plane.
Speaker 6 (25:35):
He landed an hour later with no incident, of course,
because we would have heard about it. And it's royal
tradition for the men in the family to join the military.
But Prince wasn't sent to war, and I mean Prince
William wasn't sent to war, and George would not be
sent to war, although Harry did go and serve two
tours in Afghanistan because he's despair.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Yeah, all right, that's all I happen to. Well, let's
get us a winner. Let's play wordy word. I'm right, Hea,
go one eight hundred Big Show total free live. We'll
get a cover of contestants and play next.
Speaker 6 (26:35):
Morning.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Let's big show on the radio. Go into your Thursday
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Speaker 8 (27:02):
I had everybody's head about the batt of birding word.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
That of wording word.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Lets meet the contestants. We got Grady from Pensacola, Florida.
I'm on a Grady Good morning, John Boy. Hey, welcome buddy.
And we got Richard from Aberdeen, Mississippi. I'm on in Richard. Hey,
hey man, you are you? And Grady Grady from Florida.
There's Richard Mississippi. Hey, boys, y'all got a lot income
(27:34):
and listen to the Big Show now playing wordy word
from everybody. All right, So Richard, you get tatter on
your side. She's been kind of hot lately, all right,
kind of all right, and it'll be me and Grady,
so uh, Richard, you like save me and Grady? Put
something on the board here, right, Grady, are you ready, buddy?
(27:57):
I'm okay, I'm looking at first. Let me get all
my knobs right. I don't know how to worry about them. Okay,
full concentration right here, all right, Grady, start the clock. Now,
A big word for a party? Let's have a blank Oh,
we won the super Bowl. Let's have a what? A
big what? Black? Blank blank? Dance hitting music? We have
(28:20):
a big what? No, it's big you want to blanket?
I can't say because it's part of the word. A
big party. You want the super Bowl? Let's all meet
and have a big what? Please? Just say some words?
Speaker 4 (28:36):
I can't I can't think of anything.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
You can't think of anyth All right, well, let's see
what happens with Richard and Tater on that. Don't give
them thirty seconds more to think about it. Ready to go?
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Hey, So it's a yes.
Speaker 6 (28:52):
This is what they call your your backbone is called
this your spine. Yes, this is when you have this
means like another copy of There are two of them.
It's a what yuh you the handle? You you blank it?
Speaker 2 (29:10):
You you turn it?
Speaker 6 (29:12):
I know, but you would do it to the ice cream,
to the ice cream maker. You would have to blank
the handle.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Uh yes, oh god, double cake crank. I'm doing it
up there with a four on the board. All right,
all right, Grady, let's just forget that round one. It's
a brand new round here, buddy. We're gonna get a
whole bunch right here. Okay, starting to clock. Now, you
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buy meat from your local Know the guy? What's what's
the guy? Yes? Yes, uh huh blank and go seek.
You'd play as a kid, yeah, uh huh, old blank?
You called the flag this old? Yes?
Speaker 6 (29:58):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Don't sell I want to wow? Yes, uh huh. The
guy walking down the street by himself, he's not a driver,
he is a what Yes, good work, grady, guy on
a roll there put a five on the board. That
zero might have heard us on the first round calls
it's five to four. That means Tater and Richard one
(30:22):
will tie two will win. Compassionate you yeah, uh huh, Peter,
Jim John board to think and tell him, yeah, go ahead,
do that in between words.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
All you need is to go hey, in your house,
you have a you have a down and a what.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Upstairs?
Speaker 6 (30:50):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (30:51):
You blank the ball?
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Yep, yeah, that's it.
Speaker 4 (30:58):
You want six some five?
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Oh, y'all it Brady, we came up a little short
down buddy. Appreciate you playing out of Pensacolta this morning.
You try again anytime.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Good come back.
Speaker 11 (31:10):
I appreciate you, John boy, And I'd like to say
a little work to you if I could.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Well, you go ahead, about ten or twelve years.
Speaker 11 (31:20):
Ago, you seen my daughter in a bar there in Wilmington,
uh huh, North Carolina, and she was with her husband,
lieutenant colonel in the Marine Corps, and you asked her
to call me at two thirty in the morning, and
she did, and she was sitting on your lap as
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you were talking to me on the phone, and we
just y'all was evidently having a good time. I just
wanted to see if if there was any chance you
would remember that, but I know you wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
It wasn't the Bridge Tender. Wasn't the Bridge Tender restaur
a marina? Yeah, So don't go yeah, because that's that's
about the only place I'd be that that early in
the morning with a girl on my.
Speaker 9 (32:08):
Lap with a marine husband.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Lieutenant girl.
Speaker 11 (32:16):
Yeah, I knew it couldn't be nothing going on because
he's about six moore when he's about two thirty.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Oh yeah, yeah, you know I've been comfortable. You know,
he's mine marine.
Speaker 9 (32:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Man, that's awesome. Grady, will you tell your dollar and
her husband? I said, h hope, know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (32:38):
I don't know what Hey.
Speaker 11 (32:41):
I'd like to shout out to all you guys there
on the Big Show. It's been a ball listening to
you the past twenty years.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Well all right, Grady, Well we appreciate you, buddy, Thank
you so much. Man. That's awesome. All all right, I'm
glad to walk you up two thirty in the morning. Yeah,
Rachel downis down in Aberdeen, buddy, all right, Tayter owes
you a little fun here to celebrate y'all's victory.
Speaker 7 (33:04):
I guess lap okay, I will okay, all right, goodness,
I know I'm my top two buttons.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio. Got
a big request for this morning from Aaron Mason out
of Florence, South Carolina.
Speaker 8 (33:22):
W A.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Ron says y'all, I'd like to hear Oliver going on
about John Boys Entourage. Thanks and have a great day.
We are we will, Aaron and you'll bit request coming
up next to make shows on the radio. Some of
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you like to hear about this time money through Friday.
Get us up with a John Boybilly Facebook page. You
can drop us a line in the mail bag at
the Big Show dot com. Aaron Mason out of Florence,
South Carolina gues his request. Right now here is Oliver.
Speaker 9 (34:23):
Well, well, well, it's time once again for a glimpse
into that wide world of hopeful hard time hangers on
known as John Boys on tourage. We've pretty much run
the gamut of male parasites, so that leaves only one
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species left. They're known in the darkest inner circle as
the baby doves. It always starts the same. The moving
around is commencing as usual. The entourage doujour is busy
(35:06):
listening with brown nosing rapture to John boyd pontificate about
sports or high finance or world politics, all the time
nodding in pathetic syncophantic agreement. When that finally becomes tiresome,
usually in five to six minutes, they search for other
(35:30):
entertainment enter the so called baby dolls, an unusual title
since they're usually ages and ages away from being babies,
and the only doll they even remotely resemble is named Chucky.
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They are drawn to the entourage like silicone enhanced moths
to a redneck flame, or more appropriately, like straight dogs
looking for a morsel of food or attention, or just
content to lick what's left from the bottom of scattered
shot glasses. These are not the baby dolls of your
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adolescent fantasies. They're more like trailer park nightmare. Why, the
only way they'd ever be on the cover of a
Hooter's calendar would be to use it as a seat cushion.
While many words can be used to describe them as
a group, like sad, or used, or unclean, or even
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the ever popular tramp, they're better separated into categories.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
First, young and stupid.
Speaker 9 (36:52):
That sort of says it all, doesn't it. In their
skin tight dresses and crisply sprayed hair, they saunter into
temp and tease. How pitiful is your life that you
have to boost your self esteem by seeking approval from
a band of barely literate mouth breathers. Like the entourage,
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and remember, when you speak to this baby doll, keep
it simple, preferably single syllables. If you don't, you're likely
to blow the only fuse in that vast wasteland between
their ears. Next comes the bar fly.
Speaker 4 (37:35):
Sigh.
Speaker 9 (37:39):
This female has long given up on her appearance. Why
she hasn't used blush or eyeshadows since Janet Reno was
a boy scout. She still manages to use lipstick, although
like a child with their first box of crayons, she
has trouble staying inside the lines. She staggers into the
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midst of the entourage, smoking several unfiltered cigarettes at once,
smelling of warm beer and aqua velva, speaking with a
voice that sounds like a flat bottom boat being dragged
across a gravel road, and laughing at the top of
her one working long at jokes no one has told
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perfect for the loser section of the entourage, because she's
not looking for anyone special, just anyone. And lastly, the
former Debutante. An odd mix of the first two categories.
She has all the trolling habits of the barfly, but
with somewhat better hygie and while a bit more old
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and desperate than young and stupid, she still shares the
latter's need for makeup.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
In her mind, no one will notice the layers and
layers and layers of.
Speaker 9 (39:02):
Makeup applied by the Max Factor swat team desperately trying
to hide the ravages of time with a trowel. If
you get close enough, her skin actually looks like stucco.
And they always dress much younger than they should, with
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cleavage spilling out of their blouses like fleshy oatmeal bubbling
out of a polyester kettles. And thank God for that blouse,
it covers a brazier that more closely resembles a kevlar
vest than lingerie. Without that single garment, those unwieldy, busty
substances would topple table and patron alike.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
Well, there you have it.
Speaker 9 (39:48):
If you are thinking of joining the entourage simply for
the baby doll benefits, I hope your eyes have been opened.
I hope you've seen the seamy, fish white underbelly of
the ringe female hangers on. If not, If you like
what you've heard, then the only decent thing to do
would be to warn your neighbors, because if this sort
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of thing trips your hormonal trigger. Neither pets nor livestock
are safe.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
One of these days you're gonna go too far. I'll
be right home. Dear, good morning. It's a big show
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on the radio for your Thursday morning. Today's feature track
from the Big Show bit box if you would like
this diary on your John boyn Billy album in the
bed box key word exotic. It's time for the Diary
of Gary Busey. Dear Diary, this is Gary. Do you
(41:18):
see that? Will diary?
Speaker 5 (41:21):
This summer months are upon us and Crazy Frankie and
me were riching for an adventure. We done just about
everything fun around here, running naked through nuts very far skinny,
dipping in the tar pits, eating a bunch of baked
beans and cabbage, and crop dusting the perfume counter at Macy's.
They's just nothing exciting to do anymore. So the crazy
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one suggested we do something a little bit different this year,
like taking our taste buds. Although once in a lifetime adventure.
So we packed up our palettes and headed to the
Exotic Food Show.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
You'll beat them up, grab the vitals, beat them up.
Gobble gobble, poop, poop, burn, puke. Yeah, diary.
Speaker 5 (42:06):
The location couldn't have been better. It was that big
convention center out near lax next to the booby bar.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
Yea yea yea yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (42:15):
It's the perfect plan. This way, if the food show stunk,
we could sneak next door and google the bugles without
having to pay extra for parking. The place was packed.
It was like sample day at the Costco on steroids.
Since my monkey spam connection dried up last year, I've
been looking for something off beat food wise to obsess on.
(42:37):
And brother. They had a butt load and most of
it smelled like a butt load. We wandered up on
a big old bowl of boiled legs. Now you're talking.
They were something called tongsy dad donky dandy d We
peeled an eight, three or four each. They had a
(42:58):
little bit of a wang to them. I asked the
fella that was what kind of bird the tongs he
dan was? He said, the translation is virgin boy eggs.
I said what he said that these are duck eggs
boiled in the urine of young boys. So we whipped
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his ass and then we took the rest of the
eggs too, because free eggs. There was a big booth
called bugging out. Foreigners loved eating bugs. I guess when
there ain't a jack in the box on every corner,
you got to get creative. Well, it was put up
(43:39):
or shut up times, so we dove in frid torantula
from Cambodia. Weren't too bad. They had him in a
big tank like lobsters, and you got to pick one out.
Felt kind of bad about that, but when they tossed
him in butter and garlic kind of made everything better.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
We tried it all.
Speaker 5 (43:56):
Crickets, grasshoppers, locusts, even you could pull off a scorpion smoothie.
Crazy Frankie ate some live maggots, not on purpose, he
was just eating some old pizza he finded a dumpster.
We couldn't let the day go by without getting our
daily alliance of fruits and vegetables, and there was some
refreshingly tasty grazing to be had. Crazy Frankie had a
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tad too much of the old moist high fiber and
took several breaks to make an offering to the toilet gods.
On the way out the door, we caught wind of
something powerful stinky. Turned out to be something called a
Durian fruit. The damn guy of the counter was wearing
a gas mask. He co went open and it ran
about a four thousand on the funk scale. It smelled
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like a week old roadkill in the summer sun, mixed
with RV septic stew and Reuben Studdard's gym locker. Oh
that meant only one thing. We had to try it
and it tasted just like it smelled like bobbing for
button a guess. Brother, Well, that did it for us,
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So me and the crazy one apologize to our taste
buds and made tracks to the booby bar next door.
But that dury instinct kindly clings to your duds and
they booted us out. Next vacation, We're going to play
it safe, probably the bunny ranch or mini golf Well Diary,
I gotta go. I promise to help old Joe Azuzu
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with his yard sail until next time. X's and O's Gary.
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