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September 27, 2024 45 mins

Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we ban Marci from the Red Bull cooler.. - We give our original Friday Morning song, “Happy Boy” a spin.. - Knee Deep in Bluegrass merges with Hip Hop to produce “Hip Deep in Hip Hop”.. - Then we’ll hear Tim Wilson’s classic, “Ricky Tidwell’s Mama”.. - The Not Ready for Drive-Time Players have a new script entitled, ““Til Death Do Us Part””.. - John Boy announces the winner for his “Wonderful Thing” of the week.. - and Tom Sorensen re-earns the title, “Lock-Missed-Monster”…

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, Big Show's on a radio. More big show
right around the corner.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Good morning, This is Big Show. Plastic Surgeon, Doctor Holland
p Win. I fixed Jackie Quins, Randy Butt and Smarty
Marty's Massive Man Hooters. Next up on the John Boy
and Billy Big Show Life, Oh for John Boy shin

(00:25):
extensions for Billy and Tata. Sorry, but a brain transplanted
a little lot of my league. But I'll take a
whak at it.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
I mean, what could it he?

Speaker 4 (01:10):
He ain't a bad little.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Disease.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
And on Friday morning, Horse we're just all.

Speaker 5 (01:21):
Ball balls and wall hit it hard.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
First thing in the morning.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
Goes all excited about Friday, late Thursday watching the football game.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Hey, how's everybody else doing the ball?

Speaker 6 (01:35):
All right?

Speaker 7 (01:35):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:36):
I got to bed early, got a good No, I
sure did. I always like it when I get to sleep,
because then I just want to get to sleep early.

Speaker 8 (01:44):
Then I can have good dreams and I don't how
to get up so much, and then I can just
get up. But I'm awake, and I'm gonna have my
first cup of coffee, and then I can just keep
talking and talking and talking and talking to talk.

Speaker 6 (01:50):
And nobody else there for brother fight because they can't
keep up because they're so sleepy.

Speaker 8 (01:53):
That's just a wonderful thing to wait to be.

Speaker 9 (01:55):
How are you It's my fault. I came for a
red bull.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
I don't agree never to do that.

Speaker 10 (02:03):
Sorry, I wasn't thinking.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
Oh right, well, it looks like Marcia is wide awaken,
ready to go. I bet you're gonna be ready to
jump on that first prize pack in the morning. You help,
We'll get three days and his enterprize pack and.

Speaker 8 (02:27):
Take these.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
Big Joe's on the radio. Good morning, got a big
show on the radio. Give me the chaft theme for
tatter first second this morning, as we find out about
our first prize pack, then you can wear.

Speaker 6 (02:46):
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off and you must be eighteen to win.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
Nice baby, Look at that three days in history where
we're getting those category that'll be very important in this contest.
Is it September twenty seventh, nineteen thirty seven, Well, it
wasn't yesterday, as you mentioned it. I forgot all about it.
There are telling on yourself again. Let's see bus look
ahead and see if they match up. It might help

(03:29):
the contestant as well. So nineteen thirty seven the first
Santa Claus Training School open and I'll be on New York. Okay,
And oh yeah, you got look looking for Santa on
our category. That's fine, talk about that. Nineteen eighty seven,
the fifty millionth VCR is shipped to market eighty seven

(03:53):
in three Ways to Watch a movie?

Speaker 1 (03:54):
You got that good? Hey about the VCR?

Speaker 4 (03:58):
Was that when it? Pete Randy? Do you know the year? Sure?

Speaker 10 (04:01):
I mean right after that is when we started getting
DVDs and CDs and things.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
It was about that time.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
All right, we'll finally on this date in four Richard
Branson has signed a deal for five Virgin Galactic space
ships to be built to take paying passengers into space
with the subordinale flight, which will provide only a few
minutes of time in true space and expected to cost
one hundred thousand euros.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Did that happen as.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
Branson and Musk Are they still fighting it out in
space or must pretty much win?

Speaker 11 (04:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Musk one?

Speaker 4 (04:38):
Alright then and we're looking at space. Good We all
ready to play out birds now one ain't under Big Show.
You told free line good next, Good morning, and it's

(05:14):
a big showing al Radio rolling through your Friday mornings. Friday,
September twenty seventh, and today's feature track for the Big
Show bed Box Eyes hoit in the deer costume, free
word costume, bed Box brought to you by Bank of
America road be four hundred Sunday, October thirteenth. That's showing
him on his madway.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Gin are winning Upburst. Let's be Upburst.

Speaker 7 (05:41):
It's the game that anyone can win. Shon, Boys and Billy,
give the prizes from the big prize be. Let's go
contested number one.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
This should be a lot of fun your playing Upburst.

Speaker 7 (05:59):
Have a moriay up in gast time you love the
best time.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
You love a big shots.

Speaker 4 (06:07):
Let's say hey to Vincent from Kershaw, South Carolina. Shots
shut Vincent, good morning, gone all right, we gotta find

(06:30):
out where you and Taylor going later.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Bill what I forgot to tell you.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
I forgot to get my mood the last time I
called because I lost.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Oh dog gone, And let's get your move up front.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
There you go, a good deal, buddy. We're gonna get
you through this easy peasy right here. In five seconds.
Give us three places you see a Santa ready go.

Speaker 12 (06:57):
Er, plane, trains and autobile.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Sure, give us three ways to watch a movie? Ready,
go on a plane, on a train? Can you pull
it off with three things in space? Ready to go?

Speaker 11 (07:19):
Probably not some star moon.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
You visit?

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Is why I don't ready to go?

Speaker 10 (07:30):
You could have done plane and automobile in space. Remember
Elon put one of his teslas in outer space.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Oh that's right, how about that? But no on the plane.

Speaker 10 (07:41):
The plane would be like the Space Shuttle because it
did right right. No, No trains, train unless you unless
you count the satellite, the train, the starlink train.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
Oh e, this isn't train the satellite. I wish I
could in the play. Yeah we're good work visit but
go Southern East pet spake? How about another move? Get
their every morning I got the big se on the radio, win,
some lose, some would always be in the No, check

(08:14):
your latest playing performance on Draft Kings with the my.

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Stat sheet tool.

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dot com for more info. I got that.

Speaker 13 (08:37):
Good news.

Speaker 4 (09:14):
Good Friday morning big shows on the radio. First name,
let's call all happy boys.

Speaker 12 (09:27):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day,
bubble feeling in my bone, says I have my weed
bubble hub oh, imna have to beat boy Ima hap.

Speaker 14 (09:37):
To be boy?

Speaker 7 (09:39):
Oh?

Speaker 14 (09:39):
We did good when things are going here?

Speaker 12 (09:41):
We Hey, my little box bot got hit by a car.
Bubble hubbub, but it's got to c in the box
and put him in a drawer.

Speaker 14 (09:49):
Ubb Oh.

Speaker 12 (09:50):
I'ma have to beat boy Ima happen to be boy oh.

Speaker 14 (09:54):
And good when things are going here?

Speaker 12 (09:56):
We hey, oh for good all about it for a
month and a half a hubbo I looked into the

(10:18):
drawer and started to laugh.

Speaker 5 (10:20):
Hubbo, because I might.

Speaker 14 (10:22):
Have beat boy. I have beat boy Oh. Wa did
good when things are going here?

Speaker 5 (10:27):
We Hey, Hey, good Friday morning Big shows on the

(11:03):
radio is stay back, just turn.

Speaker 15 (11:05):
To my outfront on woke up this morning feeling weird.
My head's on fire, and soow's my rear? My hands
swoll up? Then the sounds my body's making a rude whoa, No,
something tells me I have been eating Chinese food. Up,

(11:26):
that's my angel. Huh yeah, I'm a ted askew.

Speaker 9 (11:31):
This a m.

Speaker 15 (11:33):
Marcela and I had chopped suey at Long Fong louise
more like Hong Kong fooies. Well, I made the mistake
of trying to order in their language. See, I've been
listening to that Rosetta stone course, but I think my
Mandarin has been meandering. I thought I was ordering chicken,
but I think I got kitten.

Speaker 9 (11:54):
What's that? Maybe that's the reason I've been so catty lately.

Speaker 15 (11:59):
I can now say I was here today, your synapse
inspired on all cylinder list. Then why don't you run
along and freshen up your fabulousness and I'll hold down
the fortress of blonditude. Okay, if she goes into the
blue whooped and she's.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Gone, oh lord.

Speaker 15 (12:21):
Whenever she gets in a taxi, the driver keeps the
vacant sign on by make shoe fIF picking up help you?

Speaker 16 (12:29):
Well?

Speaker 15 (12:29):
Well, hello, ass, what can I do for you.

Speaker 9 (12:35):
You just wanted to let us know that you weren't
feeling good and you wouldn't be coming in today. All
that too bad, said nobody.

Speaker 7 (12:46):
Uh huh.

Speaker 15 (12:48):
You know you don't really work here, right, and that
nobody really cares about your little moon updates and your
star party crap. They just do it to make fun
of you and then are against hate you.

Speaker 7 (13:02):
Uh huh?

Speaker 9 (13:03):
Then why do you keep coming back?

Speaker 11 (13:06):
What?

Speaker 9 (13:06):
And give up show business?

Speaker 15 (13:08):
Well, I'm sorry you feel bad today. You know when
I'm feeling under the weather, you know what makes me
feel better?

Speaker 9 (13:18):
They're all better.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Somebudy makes you'll fifteen.

Speaker 17 (13:23):
I'm to help you.

Speaker 15 (13:24):
Oh Marcel, listen, before I forget, you have to go
transfer some money into Checking Builds, Darling Builds. You know
I hate being in debt. The Mini Cooper needs repairs.
The phone's about to be disconnected, and we're past due
on the electric bill.

Speaker 9 (13:39):
We're about three days away from being amish. Well step
on it.

Speaker 15 (13:44):
And the dog gets worried because this food has gone
up to a dollar fifty a can. That's over ten
dollars a can in dog money. Not really, I got
that from Billy's uncle. Buddy, he's a scream. It's so
nice to have an older person around with a sense
of humor.

Speaker 9 (14:00):
Huh oh.

Speaker 15 (14:01):
Babs and I are going to run errands and then
we're going to go back to that art exhibit again today.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Yes again.

Speaker 15 (14:07):
Well, don't get jealous, but I am just enamored with
this marble statue of a gorgeous hunk of Greek only
wearing a great big fig leaf strategically placed. And Babs
and I are waiting for fall to kick in. Oh,
speak of the devil. Here comes Princess Ley. Yeah, I'll
be old later and Marcel Dust So.

Speaker 9 (14:29):
You ready to go?

Speaker 15 (14:30):
What's new down the hall? You play trivial pursuit with
some of the salespeople. Well, what was your category? Science
and nature? I mean science and nature?

Speaker 9 (14:42):
How'd it go?

Speaker 15 (14:43):
He asked, expecting the answer to be awful. Really, what
was the question? If you're in a vacuum and someone
calls your name, can you hear it?

Speaker 14 (14:53):
Well?

Speaker 9 (14:53):
What was your answer? Is it on or off?

Speaker 15 (14:56):
I don't think you're supposed to answer with Never mind?

Speaker 9 (15:00):
Gonna need his beecy powders in an ivy today to the.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
Mini Cooper carry on train.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
The people.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Good morning everybody. The Big Show is on the radio.

Speaker 4 (15:10):
Hangout, we're gonna show our acting jobs coming up.

Speaker 18 (15:13):
I'm not an actor, damn you. I'm a movie stop.
I did one play in summer stuff. I have one
line I forgocket. Thank god I can write down old
my bees.

Speaker 16 (15:31):
I'm the chop boy and Billy big Shoe.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Good morning this who makes sew on the radio?

Speaker 14 (16:14):
Did that?

Speaker 4 (16:15):
Ride a song out and turn it up?

Speaker 19 (16:19):
And before eleven o'clock tonight, mister, you better find yourself
another line of work.

Speaker 11 (16:25):
That's when sure, don't fix your pistil. It's one hundred
and six miles to Chicago. We got a full tank
of gas, half a pack of cigarettes.

Speaker 14 (16:33):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

Speaker 11 (16:36):
Hit it. I hate work. I hate work.

Speaker 9 (16:44):
I hate work.

Speaker 20 (16:50):
I've been having a very bad day.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Okay, I don't.

Speaker 20 (17:10):
He's today, don't you just just she's gone.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
Fay?

Speaker 11 (17:45):
Work work work work, work work work?

Speaker 17 (17:48):
Hey man, what are we gonna do?

Speaker 7 (17:49):
Man?

Speaker 1 (17:49):
We gotta get out of here.

Speaker 11 (17:51):
We does have a life.

Speaker 8 (17:52):
I mean, do you do anything like this creepy stuff?

Speaker 1 (17:55):
What do you do for fun?

Speaker 4 (17:56):
Oh?

Speaker 21 (17:57):
No, we don't have fun.

Speaker 11 (17:58):
We just we just work here, you're work work work?
What work?

Speaker 7 (18:02):
What?

Speaker 11 (18:02):
Work?

Speaker 7 (18:03):
What?

Speaker 22 (18:03):
Well?

Speaker 23 (18:03):
I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
you see he's not giving me any.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 24 (18:08):
Weekend Saturday Sunday the time between work and war.

Speaker 21 (18:11):
Work, the time when you.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
Go looking for happiness and end up punched over somewhere
else's toilet.

Speaker 21 (18:16):
The weekend things are at their darkest.

Speaker 5 (18:18):
Pal it's a brave man can party paper All is
with taste? Do is.

Speaker 14 (18:27):
Cool?

Speaker 24 (18:27):
Buzz? I'm fide page.

Speaker 11 (19:24):
Work?

Speaker 9 (19:24):
What what?

Speaker 11 (19:25):
What?

Speaker 6 (19:25):
What?

Speaker 11 (19:26):
What? What's? What's work?

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Good morning?

Speaker 4 (19:44):
Big shows on the radio. Hang on, gonna play some
John Boyds everdey, First, you had to one of my
favorite bids with our girl, Cindy Balcom's National Chocolate Milk Day.
My thought processing the first thing this morning while I
was having a zone Tater out which he was wide
awake after the Red Bull, Daniel's talking about Taylor doing

(20:06):
the milkshakes.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
All I just love that they're like that where we're no.

Speaker 4 (20:10):
That was Cindy, of course, On to the John boy
and Billy Radio Network Umbrella Knee Deep in Bluegrass Award
winning bluegrass radio show, Yes take a Long Turn for
the fun of.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
It, Hit It She's the Queen of bluegrass, the fairy
godmother of the fiddle, the Southern bell of the banjo.

Speaker 6 (20:31):
And a legend in an Acon.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
Right, a legend and an icon. She's Cindy Balkam.

Speaker 8 (20:37):
I'm Cindy Balcom and.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
For thirty years, Cindy has dedicated her life to keeping
bluegrass music in the country's mainstream, both with her nationally
syndicated radio show Knee Deep in Bluegrass and on stage
with her husband.

Speaker 6 (20:51):
Terry Balcom, who's also a legion in an Acon.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
But there comes a time when it talent gets too
big for just one genre of music. That legendary iconic
status is about to take yet another part of the
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is proud to introduce the new Cindy Barcam and she's
hip deep in hip hop.

Speaker 6 (21:15):
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and
they're like, it's better than yours. Damn Ryan, it is
better than yours. I could teach you, but I'd have
to charge.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
The first Lady of bluegrass is getting jiggy with it,
and it's.

Speaker 6 (21:29):
Light when the pimps in the crib mall drop it
like it's hot. Drop it like it's hot. Drop it
like it's hot. When the pigs try to get it,
you mark it like a hog. Mark it like it's hog.
Prk it like it's hot.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
She's breaking down the stupid fed rhymes and riding dirty
like a stone pole. Skeezer, run tell that. Come on,
let's talk about six baby.

Speaker 25 (21:51):
Let's talk about you, and then let's talk about all
the good.

Speaker 6 (21:55):
Things and the bad things that will be.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Let's talk about say it. She's burying her musical soul
in a whole new way.

Speaker 11 (22:03):
Oh all right.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
You'll find out things about Cindy Buckom that you never
knew before. For example, I.

Speaker 6 (22:12):
Like big books, and I can't you other brothers in that.
When a girl walks in with anybody ways and a
round thing in your face, you get sprung the album.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
But Cindy as gold as ice.

Speaker 6 (22:25):
If there's a problem, you know, I'll solve it. Check
out the hook why mom DJ revolves it ass ask
Baby Van Miller ass ass, Baby Van Miller ass ass,
Baby Van Miller as als.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Yes, Cindy Buckham isn't just setting the trends, She's setting
the mood for romance.

Speaker 6 (22:52):
Oh me so horny, Oh oh me so horny, Oh
me so horny. We love you long time, so harny,
so harny, oh me so harny, me love you long time.
You know what up my nizzles. This is Cindy b
to the aucum getting up in mill grill. It's time

(23:13):
to get you'll freak on and start mocking boots to
the fresh tracks. I've laid down, Stop lamping and start amping, Homie.
Time to make some kill a scrilla you heard and remember.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
Can't touch this.

Speaker 6 (23:27):
You can't touch this, can't touch this.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
No, Cindy Balcom is hip deep in hip hop. Can't
touch You, Available now on Big Show Records. Oh shizzle,
I love talking like this.

Speaker 4 (23:44):
Word awesome, so awesome. You want to keep hitting the
bed box man, it's flying down there. I love that
hip deep and I told you that's right. Thank you Jackie.
All right, so now we're ready for John Boy Jeopardy.

(24:07):
What can they win?

Speaker 6 (24:09):
Thank you John Boy?

Speaker 8 (24:11):
The Law Tigers.

Speaker 4 (24:16):
Three words in Yeah, she started listening to herself again.

Speaker 6 (24:20):
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that ride plus John Boy. You're registered to win that
one of a kind Big Show motorcycle from law Tigers.
It's custom built by Rick Bray of RKB Customs.

Speaker 8 (24:40):
He's a legend and an icon.

Speaker 6 (24:43):
Look for the link at the Big Show dot Com
to register to win.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Have you very much, You're most welcome. Let's jump right
in here.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
One hundred years ago, the average American eight ten pounds
of this per year. Today we eat sixty four?

Speaker 8 (25:02):
What is crow John? What is crow watch?

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Y'all got?

Speaker 13 (25:09):
What ain't hundred?

Speaker 4 (25:10):
Big Show? You told free line?

Speaker 14 (25:13):
Not here?

Speaker 4 (25:13):
We're look at the outside world. There we go to
wegether winn. We play John boyd Chever the next Good Morning,

(25:44):
This will Make Show on the radio. Roll into your Friday.
Today's feature track for the Make Show bit box, Oh
it the dear costume. Search for keyword costume.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Hit the mid box. It's brought you by the Bank
of America.

Speaker 4 (25:56):
Roll for four hundred Sunday, October thirteenth, The motor sweedway
right now.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Let's play Yes Live across America.

Speaker 10 (26:06):
It's John Boy, Jepin and now your man who reminds
you all Mom's dands alike.

Speaker 4 (26:13):
Teach your kids to hunt that way, they'll never be
able to afford drugs.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Pease, John boy, that gap.

Speaker 11 (26:24):
As I heat a.

Speaker 4 (26:25):
Virginia out of Maynardville, Tennessee. Good morning, Virginia, Good morning, Okay,
welcome Hi Virginia. Well you got the first shot at
it this morning, one hundred years ago. That would put
us about nineteen twenty four. According to my math, Virginia,
the average American ate ten pounds of this per year.

(26:48):
Today we eat sixty four pounds.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
What could it be, Virginia, Chicken? Is it chicken?

Speaker 4 (26:59):
You? Hey? That's it, Virginia. You got the big Old
Lord Tiger's prize pack naming the hat for the big
show bike.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
You gotta going on. Appreciate you, Thank you.

Speaker 14 (27:26):
All right?

Speaker 4 (27:26):
And interesting, Fat Brandon had chickens now out lumber humans five.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
To one, three point five to one, three point five
to one. That's hill a lot.

Speaker 17 (27:37):
Yeah, don't need to eat more. Good morning.

Speaker 4 (28:17):
That's a big show on the radio heading the last
week's last weekend September. That's right, ended up on Monday.
We'll all meet back here. This is about football high
school games to night College Jackson tomorrow. Big showdown Georgia
and Alabama. Looking forward to that. And then we gotta

(28:38):
say Carolina Panthers with a victory last weekend. Joe and
bur Roads, Cincinnati coming to town on Sunday.

Speaker 14 (28:49):
Let's see what happened.

Speaker 4 (28:52):
That's so h thank you very about Tim Wilson Classic
to celebrate.

Speaker 19 (29:00):
Ricky tid Whale was a great athlete, was a big,
strong bond of us, quick on his feet. From every
college in the country wanted Ricky on their line. But
when the scouts come knocking on Ricky's door, they didn't
want to talk to young rick no more. When Day
saw his mama, She's the one they wanted to sign.
She was a roll phone woman, raised on a farm,

(29:23):
had bear bright tattooed on her forearms. She was manering
hell and running forty in four point three and she
gets squat six hundred, bench press five. The Hen's down
menus homemaker alive, got a scholarship playing line like her
at Tim see Ricky tied wells. Mama's gonna play football.

(29:45):
Her real name's Doris, but they gonna call her too tall.
She got shoulders and a hind end four foot wide.
Gone to college on a full ride. Doris Tidwal's gonna
play in name. She was old, her teammates uniforms, tucked

(30:05):
everybody in in the football door, cut the game, meal,
set the lord's pair.

Speaker 21 (30:10):
You're missing the jump strap. She's got a spare.

Speaker 19 (30:13):
Crawl in the huddle and call all the plays only
one tough enough to go both ways, get a mouth
full of mud, scarred at knees, cussing.

Speaker 21 (30:21):
Out the coaches, spitting on referees.

Speaker 19 (30:24):
Ricky did Wells Mama's donna play football her own name, Doris.
Everybody calls her too tall. They say she's a fine
young man, but she's really not. Ricky's mama was the
master of the cheap shot and on a triple option
play she could ruin your day. She let the team

(30:47):
and tackles in the league in sacks, responsible for killing
nine quarterbacks.

Speaker 21 (30:51):
But the school's reputation was destroyed.

Speaker 19 (30:54):
They acuge Ricky's mama of steroids. Ricky did well Mama's
own probation, and now Alabama or Tennessee is under their
twelfth investigations.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Yeah, they wouldn't leave poor ricketted.

Speaker 21 (31:11):
Wells mama alone. She's been taking mail hormones.

Speaker 19 (31:16):
Doris ted whales gonna be help in the en Vales,
ricketed Wales.

Speaker 21 (31:23):
Mama, she'll probably be very color.

Speaker 4 (32:01):
Good morning us, A big shawn the radio Babbies fans
come in there action, Hello friends, your old pal.

Speaker 22 (32:11):
Bird Fern Here with another tink tickling edition of John
Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Till Death do Us Part.
As our story opens, Ricky b Sharp is returning home
after a long day at work.

Speaker 6 (32:24):
What that do?

Speaker 9 (32:25):
Ludly loudly little eve up o louthy, I'm home?

Speaker 4 (32:31):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (32:31):
Oh either you made cabbager you had beans for lunch? Uh?

Speaker 25 (32:35):
Ricky cubshit down? Waited to talk?

Speaker 9 (32:39):
Oh boy, here we go. We need to talk.

Speaker 15 (32:42):
A married fella's least favorite four words next to there's
no beer left and I sold your boat.

Speaker 25 (32:49):
Ricky, We're not spread chickens no more. We gotta think
about the future just a little bit. If something were
to happen to be would you get married again?

Speaker 1 (33:00):
What kind of talk is this?

Speaker 9 (33:02):
Did one of your favorite characters on your stories kick
the bucket?

Speaker 25 (33:05):
No, nothing like that. I was just curious as all.
Would you, Reeburry, if something happened to be.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Lucy?

Speaker 9 (33:18):
You are married to Dothan's most beloved fast food mascot.
I am a symbol of everything that's good in this world, honesty,
morality and fairly priced pizza. That's not an answer, Well, hell,
I don't know. I suppose if someone turned up there
wouldn't nerve racking. I might walk the Green Mile a
second time.

Speaker 25 (33:38):
Well you wouldn't let her sleep at our bed, now,
would you?

Speaker 11 (33:41):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (33:42):
That would be weird.

Speaker 25 (33:43):
And you wouldn't let her drive my car.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Would you? No?

Speaker 25 (33:46):
That would be wrong, And you wouldn't let her have
all about good clothes, would you?

Speaker 17 (33:51):
Hell?

Speaker 6 (33:51):
No?

Speaker 9 (33:52):
What kind of monster do you think I am?

Speaker 25 (33:55):
I just feel better know it.

Speaker 9 (33:57):
Besides, she's like five sizes of smaller than you.

Speaker 22 (34:06):
And how we hope you enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.

Speaker 9 (34:12):
You know I like stuff with buttons up the front.

Speaker 22 (34:15):
Tune in next time when we'll hear Ricky's petite side
piece say.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Good morning.

Speaker 4 (34:24):
You got a big show on already, more chances for
you to win coming up after your news, weather and sports.

Speaker 25 (34:30):
Home.

Speaker 15 (34:32):
I have no home, Hunted, despised, leaping like an animal.

Speaker 21 (34:40):
The jungle is my home.

Speaker 9 (34:43):
Oh I will show the world that I am its master.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
I will create my own race of people.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
Ray Abatomic Superman that will conquer the world.

Speaker 16 (34:58):
And here are the first two Tomboy and Billy from
the Big Show.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Good Morning. It's a Big Show on the radio.

Speaker 4 (35:42):
There is your one hour alert and one hour John
Boy's wonderful thing will be given away.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Number one and eighteen.

Speaker 4 (35:51):
That actual section of the stone countertop of the master
bathroom in want of Saddam hus Sins Presidential Pathis's boy
was chased him across Iraq back in the day. Cut
it out, you get your name in a hat in
one hour that full week, Great Sore ands on our
NFL Friday Morning Quarterback. Go to the Bigshow dot com,

(36:11):
Get on Big Show, rolls on Good Morning, got the
Big Show on the radio. Getting ready to play Beat
the Blonde. Hey, marcys on in there. We're trying to
bring you, bring you down a little bit for well,
may not down. Imagine you're in a deer stand all
right and use your use your in the woods voice.

(36:33):
Why you can speak up a little loud.

Speaker 22 (36:36):
I'm scared of heights.

Speaker 4 (36:38):
Don't look down.

Speaker 6 (36:38):
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to you, John Boy.

Speaker 9 (37:03):
Thank you very much. That was good.

Speaker 6 (37:05):
You listen to this music when you're in the deer stand.

Speaker 4 (37:08):
Well, you know if you miss you know, we cut
your shirt tail off.

Speaker 14 (37:12):
Wow?

Speaker 9 (37:13):
OHI is why I haven't gone yet.

Speaker 4 (37:16):
It's oh yeah, okay, oh yeah, yeah back, I know
why yeah wow? Thank you Tyler Man. That just mesmerizes me.
Back in nineteen seventy five, on this state, Wasted Days
and Wasted Nights by Freddy Fender peaked at number eight.
We wanted to celebrate within the Freddy Fender neighborhood in
the John Boy and Billy Box. This is what we

(37:38):
came up with.

Speaker 23 (37:39):
Okay, Norman Bates made you shipper, Jason made you shedder,
but nothing could prepare you for the ultimate terror.

Speaker 26 (37:50):
Are you ready for Freddy?

Speaker 3 (37:53):
Why?

Speaker 7 (37:54):
Sure?

Speaker 9 (37:54):
Is spooky wandering around in the Woods in the middle
of the night. Here did you hear that?

Speaker 1 (38:00):
That's what?

Speaker 8 (38:03):
It can't be it's him.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
It's no, it's Freddy.

Speaker 9 (38:13):
Then I wake you.

Speaker 26 (38:19):
Francis Ford Owensby presents a Nightmare from El Paso Freddy's Revenge,
starring the most terrifying motion picture villain in the history
of film, Freddy Fender.

Speaker 14 (38:33):
All Right, you guys, stay back.

Speaker 26 (38:35):
This senseless slaughter has got to stop.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
He wouldn't dare.

Speaker 26 (38:38):
Oh no, it's him, it's Are you behind? A nightmare
from El Paso Freddy's Revenge coming soon from Revco Embassy Pictures,
rated R.

Speaker 14 (38:59):
What good guy?

Speaker 4 (39:00):
Tator's sexy deer sin boys out of my head? But
thank you very much. Now let's turn your micro back
on and play Beat the Blonde one eight hundred, big
show you told free line. We'll get a contestant and
play next Good.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Morning, and it's a big show on the radio. Hey man,
today's feature track. When to make show? Bit Box, Hoyt
and the deer costume. It's a classic.

Speaker 13 (39:48):
Keyword is costume.

Speaker 4 (39:50):
We know about me and Taylor and the deer stam
while Ago said I have to cut your shirt tail
off and you tell me about the sun on fights
that deal.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (39:58):
So so my ex husband he did a solo flight.
He was taking the flying lessons, and so the tradition,
and if I get it wrong, but tradition into aviation
is your instructor would sit behind you and they didn't
have the headphones to talk to him stuff.

Speaker 8 (40:11):
They would tug on their shirttail.

Speaker 6 (40:13):
So when you take your solo flight, the instructor will
cut off your shirttail to symbolize you're on your own,
like I didn't without any instructive instructions.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
And then they usually.

Speaker 8 (40:23):
Decorated and stuff like that. So that's like a tradition.

Speaker 4 (40:25):
I never heard of that, And that was a much
longer answer than I intensipated. I am so sorry the
deer when I cut your shirttail, all was very simple.
Your first shot when you go deer hunting for the
first time. If you miss, they cut your shirttail off.
You're hunting.

Speaker 9 (40:40):
But I got it.

Speaker 8 (40:42):
Well, you know you're flying by yourself.

Speaker 4 (40:43):
There's a little one time, you know, couch from mass Oh,
you know who I got my greatest sign when I
was turkey hunting. You know, he told me deer hunt
it was a part of the Texas Central Hold of
Texas Deer though.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
Now you're just trying to compete with her time.

Speaker 8 (40:54):
I followed all of it. I followed all of.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
It, if you miss any.

Speaker 4 (40:59):
Jack Gus on the John Bonmilly Late Risers podcast to
they all right, well we've gone this bar. Kind of
want to wrap up our ur tequila saw when blonde
we can say so speaking of shot. So my wonderful
thing that we're going to talk about in forty minutes
has something.

Speaker 14 (41:17):
To do with that.

Speaker 4 (41:17):
So Mike, come in, Andy and hang around.

Speaker 14 (41:20):
See what I mean.

Speaker 4 (41:24):
So they tugged on the shirt tail and then that's
what I cut it off and they do it.

Speaker 8 (41:28):
Yeah, that's what symbolize that. Yeah, oh that's the part
you took from it.

Speaker 4 (41:34):
Next Yeah, yeah, that's made our contestant. Let's let Tayter
clear her head. Here we got Zeke from Thomas to Georgia.
Good morning, Zeke.

Speaker 14 (41:47):
You are.

Speaker 17 (41:50):
I was afraid he had not at all.

Speaker 8 (41:52):
Sorry you want.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
To do that, buddy man, first time collar man.

Speaker 5 (41:58):
I'm so excited.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
Man, All right, watch out, let me get let me
get on.

Speaker 4 (42:08):
Yeah, we're gonna have to come up with come son, well,
I think Pillars already has a top two button tradition.
We'll work on that, all right. Here we go, say
you're going to said you some questions. You know how
to do an agree and disagree. Let's see what you
get two bells, hopefully before two buzzers. Okay, So Marci,
during an interview, you all right, I'm good, thanks moving

(42:29):
around here.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
Okay.

Speaker 14 (42:31):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (42:31):
During an interview with a British newspaper, Prince Charles ill,
you know all about the royals? Well, Prince Charles said
that while he was in the Royal Navy, he once
took shore leave to see one for the first time.

Speaker 9 (42:46):
What was it?

Speaker 8 (42:47):
It was a poor person, a poor person.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
He was in the Royal Navy.

Speaker 4 (42:55):
Surely you know navy, right, He caught up a fotball game.
He saw his first baseball game. Zeke, agree or disagree?

Speaker 11 (43:08):
I agree with that, and.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
That he's no, he's on an X rated movie.

Speaker 9 (43:17):
Yes about it one.

Speaker 10 (43:22):
He did watch her sixty four times.

Speaker 8 (43:27):
The sailors made me do it.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
And what was that?

Speaker 4 (43:32):
Yeah, you just had in Taylertainment News eleven year old
prince just flying.

Speaker 6 (43:37):
Yeah, he's instruct Yeah, he hasn't soloed yet. He's with
the instructor shirt.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
Yeah, that'd be awesome.

Speaker 8 (43:44):
That's where he's headed, right, I mean eleven. He can't
even drive you huh.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
Don't know, steal.

Speaker 4 (43:48):
This is Tater's shirt cut. I'm supporting it, okay, Well
one buzzer, all right, come on, one day? The bell
right here? So, Marcie, what is considered the national dog
of Germany?

Speaker 8 (44:02):
The Wiener Schnitzel dog.

Speaker 4 (44:04):
Wow, the Wiener Schnitzel dog. You know, somebody I think
that German shepherd. But like you know, and I know
Taylor knows more about dogs than she knows about X
rated movies. So Zee, do you agree or disagree with
the Wiener Schnitzel dog, Weener dog, Weener dog.

Speaker 11 (44:25):
I just I'm with you, John Boy. I own a
German shepherd myself, and it's got to be a German shepherd.

Speaker 24 (44:31):
So I disagree with the blonde right man?

Speaker 1 (44:40):
It is.

Speaker 4 (44:41):
I'm not smarter than the dogs and the Wiener dog.

Speaker 16 (44:48):
So bad.

Speaker 4 (44:49):
Now we got a nice little consolation prize. Jackie is
gonna hook you up with buddy, all right.

Speaker 6 (44:56):
All right, thank you?

Speaker 5 (45:00):
Tag.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Is that
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