September 27, 2024 • 42 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we ban Marci from the Red Bull cooler.. - We give our original Friday Morning song, “Happy Boy” a spin.. - Knee Deep in Bluegrass merges with Hip Hop to produce “Hip Deep in Hip Hop”.. - Then we’ll hear Tim Wilson’s classic, “Ricky Tidwell’s Mama”.. - The Not Ready for Drive-Time Players have a new script entitled, ““Til Death Do Us Part””.. - John Boy announces the winner for his “Wonderful Thing” of the week.. - and Tom Sorensen re-earns the title, “Lock-Missed-Monster”…
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Find the way hour top of your news.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Right on the other side, think of a time caps
over by Friday morning.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Laugh right after this record.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
There's a lingerie sail at the Walmart. There's a lingerie
sail at the Walmart. Their panties are cheap and they're
all in a heap. When I dress up in drag eye,
look like Meryl Streep. Oh, I'm a wonderful Oh oh,
(01:23):
I'm a fabulous game. But I've got a real funny feeling.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
I way more than Delta Berkeway's Chimney Christmas one verse
that I'm winding. I'm sweating like Tony Field's in a
three legged race. There's nothing like a Tony Field's reference.
And tell everyone just how old you are? Hello, Bab's
(01:53):
my angel? Oh dear, your eyes are red? Have you
been crying or drinking?
Speaker 7 (02:01):
Crying?
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Okay, I was just checking. I remember the time you
got into mister Rayford's drawers. No, no, his death drawers.
I know you cried both times. It's okay, So what's wrong?
Your your blonde friend Tiffany.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Uh huh?
Speaker 8 (02:18):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (02:18):
Her mother passed away. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
It's worse. How can it possibly be worse? She got
a call from her sister and her mother passed away too. Oh,
when it rains, it pours, doesn't it.
Speaker 10 (02:36):
Huh?
Speaker 9 (02:37):
I don't know what it means. I saw it on
the Weather Channel.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Listen, why don't you go polish up that theater chest
and run and then we'll go run errands.
Speaker 11 (02:45):
Okay, there she goes off and away, doud Lou, skip
to my lou, dooby dooby doo, and she's gone.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Oh that is one beautiful muffin. But somebody left out
the blueberries, John Boyd, but the big show, Phil speaking,
I'm gonna help you. Oh Marcel, Well, it's a typical
day here in hay Seed Heaven. I'm just writing up
some cards for weirdy word. No, no, I meant weirdy word.
(03:19):
Have you heard handsome play?
Speaker 10 (03:22):
Then?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Thanking the toilet is called a what you eat Chinese
food with a pair of wat's in the volcano called
what I can't.
Speaker 9 (03:30):
I can't do the boys, obviously, but you get the idea.
That not normal.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Oh, I'm really gonna screw with him. I'm putting in
words like conter eyes. If you're bleaeding and you put
some hot metal in the wood, it's called a wat.
Oh I can't wait. Other than that, it's business as usual,
you know, same old, same.
Speaker 9 (03:54):
Old, and speak of the devil.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Hold on, Hi, mister Rayford, how are you? You're you're
what working on? Working on punching up the humor in
your segments? Well that's a wonderful idea.
Speaker 10 (04:11):
Huh.
Speaker 9 (04:12):
Well, you know, I really don't have time right now.
But I I don't know. What do you call a
big Irish spider Patty long legs? Ah?
Speaker 12 (04:24):
That is?
Speaker 4 (04:25):
That is hysterical? Well, I gotta get back to I
don't know what is the spider's favorite TV show?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
The newly web game?
Speaker 9 (04:38):
You you're good?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
You you are good?
Speaker 4 (04:43):
But if you don't mind my saying, don't you think
you're leaning a little heavy on the Iraq NID joke? Well,
I don't know. Maybe you know, try a little political
humor that's hot today. I've got some good ones. Here
you go, here's a pan. Write these down. What's the
differenference between a liberal and a trampoline? You take your
shoes off before you jump on the trampoline. What's the
(05:06):
difference between a dead skunk and a dead liberal. Vultures
will eat the skunk. How many liberals does it take
to change of light bulb?
Speaker 9 (05:14):
Irrelevant?
Speaker 4 (05:15):
They still don't know they're in the dark. Did you
hear KFC hasn't just introduced the Obama bucket? It's full
of left wings and chicken butts. Why isn't the TSA
catching any terrorists because they don't screen passengers on air
Force one?
Speaker 9 (05:30):
Wait, mister Rayford, where are you going? I've got a
bunch more.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
That works like a charm. Oh, Marcel I found the
socialist kryptonite. Huh he didn't really say anything. I think
he flipped me the burg but it may have just
been the arth right. Oh, here comes Bablicious.
Speaker 9 (05:52):
I gotta run. I'll be home soon and Marcel dust
All right? Angel? You ready to roll? Your eyes are
still red?
Speaker 7 (06:01):
What is wrong?
Speaker 4 (06:03):
You got a call from your shrink. That's a job description,
he said, you have an electrocomplex?
Speaker 9 (06:10):
What's that?
Speaker 4 (06:11):
You're you're in love with your father? Well that's not
all bad. You'll have no chance with a married man.
Wild where's my BC powder? I'm gonna snort them this
time to them Mini Cooper, carry on straight, people, John Boy.
Speaker 8 (06:29):
And Dilly jobs are funny. There are no hard fast
rules on making it to the top, but a pretty
good rule of thumb is if you make at age
thirty five and your job still involves wearing a name tank,
you've probably made a serious vocation where somewhere along the line.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Good morning radio, dumb right, Good morning. It's a big
(07:15):
show on the radio. Twenty minutes away. My man's son
soon say, I did talk about last weekend, and we
will never mention it again this weekend. He'll turn it around.
He will pick every NFL game this weekend before we
get out of here this morning. Right now, listener, this
(07:40):
it's time for the grumpy old man.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Ah grumbly bumbly dude.
Speaker 9 (07:48):
I'm old and I hate people on new radio.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Back in my day, we didn't have any wild and
wooly smart mouth crap disturbing prey pulling shock jocks. We
wanted to hear some old wind bag jabber joan about
wars and minorities and acting the fool.
Speaker 9 (08:09):
We'd wander into town and see old man DiNardo.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
He'd be sitting on an old picklebucket on his front porch,
butt naked except for a paper cup on his winkie,
and he'd shake his fist and curse at the frolic
and squirrels, blaming him for all the eels of society.
Speaker 9 (08:29):
He'd accuse everyone who walked by hobb you in.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
A vampire or a martian, and then he'd fling handfuls
of poop at him. And if you're smarted off to him,
he'd chase you down, and then bony little legs are his,
and he'd latch onto your ears, trying to peel you
like a big fleshy banana and making a necklace out
of the ones.
Speaker 9 (08:48):
He could tear off. Whippity trippity doogal noogle, look at me.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
I'm a crazy old ear peeling psycho, flinging dingleberries a
count Dracula and running around with my beanie weenies and
a Dixie gun. And it's all the damn squirrel's fault. Oh,
happy day, And we liked it. Ah, we didn't have
(09:15):
no long winded adult brain, self important news radio morons
gibbering about every other damn thing under the sun except
the real news, having babies and getting near teeth fixed
and hitting from the girl's teeth and smooching political heine
(09:38):
some news. In my day, we never knew what was
going on in the world. We were too busy living
our utopian dream or sleeping in caves and eating grubs
and roots like a family of ringtailed lemurs. The only
news we got was when lightning would strike the metal
plate in Cuckoo Johnson's head. We'd cram o wire hanger
(10:00):
in his ear for better reception. The sound would come
out of his mouth, and we'd change channels by twisting
on his ninnies.
Speaker 9 (10:09):
And putting magnets.
Speaker 13 (10:10):
On his head.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
And if the news was all bad, we'd say it
was a trick by the devil and shoot more juice
through him until we heard something we liked, or until
Cuckoo burst into flames.
Speaker 9 (10:23):
Snip snapper, ringo.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Look at us, We're a bunch of cave dwelling bugg
eating nahles, twisting ninnies and barbecue our neighbors. I can't
believe we don't all have tails. Yippy y happy yingle dingle.
That's all we knew, and we liked it. We loved it.
We didn't have any big time syndicated mealy mouth. He
(10:48):
hard horses paduts, stinking up the dawn where they's so
called comedy high jinks and jarring us out of a
sound sleep, which was our only escape from the misery
that was our lives. We didn't want to hear some
high falutin honyaks trying to tell us what was funny
first thing in the morning. We knew what was funny
first thing in the morning.
Speaker 10 (11:08):
Dang dab it all.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Like when we switched the holy water at the church
baptismal with some white corn liquor, And pretty soon all
them drunk babies crawling up and down the aisle wearing
John Deere hats and a lip full of schold, slapping
all the other mommies on a fanny and pulling at
their blouses asking for the breakfast special. And after the
(11:36):
men folks got into the hoochs, they were doing the
same thing. And then the minister would get hammered and
drive his track to naked through town, offering to save
all the fallen women.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Now that was funny. Blooperoo floo peroo.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Look at us, We're a bunch of heathens with a
drunkie booby squeeze and chartspitting babies. Maybe Father Horny Potter
could cure us with his magic one that was funny
and we liked it. We loved it. Radio sick, Good morning, The.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Big Show's on the radio, and more Big Show right
around the corner.
Speaker 14 (12:21):
I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit, and
I like listening to John Boy and Billy and not
their Big Show. I like the way they talk. They're
funny haha, not funny queer, that's what they say. Anyhow,
I figured out why John Boy has a hard time
getting started in the morning.
Speaker 13 (12:42):
Ain't gotten the gaze away, away away.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
It's giving away time. Happens about this time every Friday morning.
See what lucky may show? Listen, give me where was
a lucky Yeah? When's my wonderful fing of the week?
(13:38):
Those of you keep me snore at home. This is
number one hundred and eighteen, an actual section of the
stone countertop of the master bathroom, and want to sit
down Hussein's presidential policies. It goes too can read from Bridgeport,
West Virginia.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Hey in Lucky you man're gonna give you that and
ten to build a little something around and include that
a would go by Ken's house in Bridgeport, West Virginia.
See he's done with his fancy marble, a former dictator
that we took down.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
All right, Well, we got for wonderful Things number one
hundred and nineteen. Yes things, A pair of shotgun shells,
shotglasses from bird Dog Whiskey and it says causes shotglass.
You gotta be twenty one to win.
Speaker 7 (14:39):
Primarily because it's got a brand name on it.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
We got liquored whiskey day. Yeah, it's got twelve games
on the bottom of the of the sale.
Speaker 7 (14:47):
Shotguns another good reason to be twenty one.
Speaker 13 (14:52):
I don't get that.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Well you packed that with powder. I'd be a shot
right there.
Speaker 7 (14:55):
Yeah, it's a picking y'all.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Check them out. You can win them one week from
right now. Don't be at the Big Show dot com.
Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio. Coming up.
We play wordy word for a Happy Herd prize pig
click on a happy herdmanner at the Big Show dot Com.
Intercode JBB get tim percent off of check out hang
(15:19):
on when you some in minute Well. Tom so Onson
joins us our NFL Friday Morning quarterback. Good morning Tom, Hey, Hey,
he knows I mean for a beating. Let me read
what what Tom at At the top of the page says.
Tom says, good news. The NBA season opens in twenty
(15:42):
five days. Meanwhile, there's the NFL worst week I've ever had.
All Right, before I give you what happened, I want
to tell you what Tom did. He said I needed luck.
So on Sunday morning, next to the dry erase board
on which I write my locks, I said a boomerang
I brought back from Australia twenty four years ago, good
(16:04):
looking and dark brown, with hand carved Australian stuff on it.
You all over the teams I picked the cover. Tampa Bay,
Las Vegas and Cincinnati failed to cover. They also failed
to win. Hey, nice work, boomerang. I was so angry
at the thing, I walked into the front yard and
flung it over our house. It came back. So last
(16:26):
week six and ten for the season, twenty eight and
twenty still over five hundred A good bit locks. Oh
and three last week for the season and six. Welcome back, Tom.
Speaker 15 (16:40):
I wish I had a great excuse. I just had
been off on those locks, and I come close earlier,
but not this week, not at all.
Speaker 10 (16:50):
So I but it's a young season.
Speaker 15 (16:54):
I mean, I'm young, but the season is and so
there's plenty of time to come back and I will.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Yeah, I mean, I mean it is crazy. I mean,
because this is up in the air. So you you
got your research. Nine teams went into Week three winless
and most of them came back.
Speaker 10 (17:13):
Yeah, I mean, you almost have to win.
Speaker 15 (17:15):
If you start oh and three, you have a two
point five percent chance of making the playoffs. And no
oh and three team has ever gone on to win.
Speaker 10 (17:22):
The Super Bowl.
Speaker 15 (17:24):
And six of the oh and three teams Baltimore, Carolina, Denver, Indianapolis,
the Rams, and the Giants they won. I mean that's
a big deal. And and here's what's interesting to me.
If you look at the standings, Okay, there's only five
after three weeks, there's only five undefeated teams, and there
are only three winless teams, which means twenty four teams
(17:45):
have won loss ninem are two and one, fifteen number
one and two. So it's there's a lot of balance,
and nobody's running away with this thing. And it's you know,
I'll give the NFL credit. The power structure changes not
just every season, but every week.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
That was crazy so what about the team that has
attracted so far after three weeks, the most angry villagers.
Speaker 10 (18:09):
Yeah, they got those little sticks with fire on them.
Speaker 15 (18:13):
They're attacking downtown Dallas. They tend to be a good
regular season team, and they have lost the last two
games at home and they just can't stop to run.
Speaker 10 (18:27):
And fans are livid.
Speaker 15 (18:29):
I mean, the Cowboys have more fans than anybody and
more detractors than anybody, and they're hearing from both. But
the Dallas TV station did a poll said, all right,
whose fault is this? And seventy percent of them said
Jerry Jones. He's been the owner and the GM since
eighty nine. Jones reaction. That's very fair. I thought that
was pretty cool when an owner says, yeah, you're right,
(18:52):
they got it right. You know, if you're going to
blame somebody, blame me. You don't hear that a lot.
You don't hear that a lot in Charlotte. So I
thought it was really cool that Jones did that.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Well, of course, I mentioned Carolina did win. We'll get
to that. They sat down Bryce Young, their number one
overall picked the year before last, and we saw another
quarterback star emerge on Monday Night that you boort out
Jalen Daniels reokie for Washington.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
Man.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
There's another one.
Speaker 10 (19:23):
Twenty one at twenty three. His passes two hundred and fifty.
Speaker 15 (19:26):
Four yards and two tds and he ran for a
TD and they're gaming at the Bengals again Monday night,
you know, prime time.
Speaker 10 (19:34):
This guy was unfazed.
Speaker 15 (19:35):
But in the game there was not a single turnover
and there was not a single punt. And that's the
first time in NFL history that there's been a game
without a turnover or a punt.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Okay, how about those Carolina Panthers. When was the last
time we even thought that to say that?
Speaker 15 (19:56):
Nineteen Now, it's been a while, I tell you, man,
I was really pleasantly surprised. Any Dalton, thirty six years old.
He is the first quarterback in the league this season
to throw for three hundred yards and three tds.
Speaker 10 (20:11):
And wow, he just lifted him.
Speaker 15 (20:14):
And to put in perspective, he was drafted by the
Cincinnati again. The Panthers played this week in the second
round in twenty eleven, and that was so long ago
that the Panthers' first pick was Cam Newton.
Speaker 10 (20:26):
Wow.
Speaker 15 (20:26):
And that season Ron rivera friend of the show, made
his debut, and uh, you know, Dalton is just still
Cam's gone. Dalton is still hanging in there. And you
could see him lift the team. You could see the defense,
you could see the offensive line, you could see the receivers,
you could see the coaching and the play call. It
just everything came together and it was they were really good, man.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
It really was. And as you know, you gotta feel
bad for Bryce Young. You know, I hope he does good.
They're just gonna probably have to be somewhere else. But man,
that was that was crazy. A lot of people are
are saying that, I guess.
Speaker 15 (21:05):
Yeah, I went up to a place we all know
here in Charlotte just in the fourth quarter and get
some TAKEOUTO.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Give me a shout down Trios, Yeah, I could. I
go ahead, buddy, I say.
Speaker 15 (21:21):
People were just ripping Young, blaming him for everything.
Speaker 10 (21:24):
It was his fault.
Speaker 15 (21:25):
The Panthers traded up to get him, was his fault,
the Panthers drafted him. It's his fault that there's a
lot of traffic during Russia or on Park Road, and
one of the guys up there had a mistress. He's
putting on a bunch of weight and that's his fault too.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Wow, just blaming him for a lot, a lot of stuff.
But you know, don't just step into it. And you
can see that we are a better team after all,
I guess.
Speaker 15 (21:51):
And the difference was market. I don't know if he
has the same luck this week, but he earned it
that that was not fluky stuff. I mean he was
hit and his receivers he was confident. He he hit
throws under pressure, which we have not seen much of.
And I don't know what happens with Bruce Young. I
don't know this No longer is his team and will
(22:13):
it have to be somewhere else. He can't give up
on his career, not necessarily, no, three games into his
second season. But it'd be interesting to see what happens.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
All right, Well, we will see what happens this weekend.
You will pick every game this weekend before we get
out of here. Thank you, Tom. We'll get back to you, buddy, Bud.
Speaker 10 (22:31):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
All right, Well, let's play our wordy word one eight
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of contestants and play next good Friday morning big shows
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Speaker 13 (23:27):
Everybody's head about the bed, please.
Speaker 9 (23:30):
A word, word and a word a word.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
We got some more family members playing this morning. A
wife and a husband out of Knoxville, Tennessee. We got
Laura and HB. Good morning, Laura, Hey, hey, good morning,
hey HB. Come boy, Hey body hate me.
Speaker 13 (23:53):
JB.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
We gonna put your husband on Tator's team. Laura, me
and you will be on the other one. They're gonna
take Well, let's see what we can do then, okay,
so HB, you relax and see what we can put
on the board there. All right, here we go long
(24:14):
thirty second start the clock. Now this happens in the storm.
It's ice balls. Yeah, rhymes with a little bird you hunt, yeah,
rhymes with it. A bucket is also known as a
(24:35):
uh huh rhymes with it. You get on one of
these to see what you weigh A uh huh we'll
not rhyming you blank your face, Johnson's baby blank oil?
Speaker 10 (24:49):
What?
Speaker 2 (24:51):
No? No, okay, all right, we'll tell you what you're
getting that over. Just quit looking at that. We put
a four on the board. Good job, Laura.
Speaker 9 (25:04):
You worry about yourself.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
I'm not gonna look at you, all right, hb you
and Taylor for your first thirty? Are you ready?
Speaker 16 (25:12):
Let's go?
Speaker 9 (25:13):
Then go.
Speaker 12 (25:14):
This is what's inside a bullet gun? Blank? Yes, A
Kleenex makes this. You blow your nose in one? Toilet
paper is made.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Yes.
Speaker 12 (25:26):
A bird makes this for its home. It's called a
what yep, the opposite of a smile brown. This is
a pan that things won't burn in. It's called a
blank blank pan? Teflon? Is this very popular?
Speaker 9 (25:43):
What?
Speaker 2 (25:43):
What won't things do? Yes?
Speaker 9 (25:47):
No?
Speaker 2 (25:49):
No, A four? So it's tied up? How about that?
Speaker 10 (25:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (25:58):
Lord?
Speaker 3 (25:58):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (25:59):
That was a terrible for this? I say what you're doing?
Because the word was powder and here gunpowder and I'm
up you blank your face?
Speaker 13 (26:11):
Lord?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Do you powder your face?
Speaker 13 (26:13):
Just all know? Well I do?
Speaker 2 (26:15):
But wow, yeah, my bad, my bad.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
One.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
That was right. It was in the rhinding game, and
then all of a sudden it didn't rhyme.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
I hate when it does that. We need to pick
up some easy rubs. Well, let's see it's a it's
four to four, So round two to see who will
win me Bottle of the householding Knuxville. Okay, Laura, another thirty.
Ready go. It's like a blank blank frying pan. The
stuff won't blanking and you gotta scrape it a one, yes,
(26:48):
all right, put this in a baby's mouth, not milk.
But it's like a nipple bottle. No, another one that
it just sucks on it, nothing happens. Yeah, uh huh,
Lee a blank call me, I'm not home. Leave a yes,
uh huh. Let's let's go blank out, pitch a tent
and blank out all night. Yes, uh huh, don't work
(27:11):
mat Another four on the board. So that is a
total of eight for Laura and now Tater and Hubby HB.
Go ahead, what you got?
Speaker 13 (27:25):
I said?
Speaker 4 (27:25):
No stick?
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Right? It was nonstick. Oh, come on, you know it's
not just me, you know somebody.
Speaker 7 (27:38):
Wow, we do have a call in version of Horseshoes.
We're gonna play later.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Maybe it's what we had to put right, So yeah,
all right, so here we go. All rightne but you
concentrate on a four or a five win. Okay, your money, okays,
(28:06):
I love it? Ready, go in school.
Speaker 12 (28:09):
You used to leave your books and things there, and
you would you had no combination. Yes, you turn the
door blank and that's how you get in. Yes, you're
you're the opposite of a You borrow money and then
you give money. You what meant you?
Speaker 4 (28:26):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (28:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (28:27):
No?
Speaker 10 (28:27):
No?
Speaker 12 (28:27):
What is the person you?
Speaker 13 (28:29):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (28:29):
Hey, can will you blank me some money?
Speaker 4 (28:32):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (28:33):
This is blank?
Speaker 12 (28:33):
Food is burritos and tacos?
Speaker 9 (28:35):
What kind of food is that?
Speaker 15 (28:37):
Mexican?
Speaker 9 (28:38):
You go work out here?
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Jim, Wow, you didn't.
Speaker 13 (28:44):
Jim for the win and the buzzard.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
I mean, lord dog, your hubby wanted that the buzzer
the babies.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
To go.
Speaker 5 (28:59):
Okay, Hey, we appreciate y'all playing with us this morning.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
And Big Show listeners, Laura, we owe you one. I
know he gonna be hard to live with.
Speaker 7 (29:16):
Hey, I'm a first time caller fifteen year listeners also.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Makes me there you go, buddy, all right, and Laura
appreciate y'all. Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio.
Bit request time Laurie Blevin's out of Chester, South Carolina.
Laura says, please play one of the crocodile Stalkers. Love
you by God you Laura, you got it coming up next.
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Good morning, and it's a big show on the radio.
Big request time about this time Monday through Friday. Hit
us up at John Boy Miller Facebook page. Lauren Levin's
out of Chester, South Carolina to hear a man a Crockstagger.
Speaker 16 (30:22):
Animal Channel presents the crocodile Stalker traveling around the world
in search of exotic wildlife than annoying the crap out
of them. Now here Steve.
Speaker 4 (30:35):
Thank you, love and good day everyone. As you know,
I've really been through the mill as of light and
the last team of surgeons that pieced me back together
suggested that I take on an assignment that, shall we say,
a little less strenuous. Well, believe me, I'm not gonna
argue with that, but less strenuous doesn't mean less exciting.
So today I'm in beautiful Charlotte, North Carolina, working as
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an animal control officer for the and I'm just arriving
at my first call. This should be fun. It would
appeared that a cute little chipmunk has gotten into one
of the local residence homes and car find his way out,
so it's up to us to help him. Good day,
are you, mister Brazil?
Speaker 9 (31:17):
Oh my god? Take it easy there. They will have
him out of here in no time. Where is he?
Speaker 10 (31:29):
All right?
Speaker 4 (31:30):
All right, just relax all, take care of it. Chipmunks
don't normally inspire such fear. They're an adorable little rodent
native to most of North America, and they're absolutely harmless.
But I remember, when dealing with any wild animal, it's
best to call an expert. That's why I'm here. All right,
where are your little fella?
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (31:52):
There he goes. Cute as a button.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
This should be a piece of cake.
Speaker 4 (31:56):
Now, when handling any kind of wild animal, you should
always wear some sort of predictive gloves. You never know
when you'll run across a rabbit animal. But I'm a professional,
So there's no where he's here. Yeah, let's move this couch.
Speaker 9 (32:10):
There he is. He's all rolled up in a ball.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Poor little guy. He's scared to death.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
Come here, chipmunk. I'm gonna let you outside so you
can go scamper and play with all your little friends.
Speaker 9 (32:22):
I got it. Whoa got a fighter? What's this?
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Well?
Speaker 9 (32:28):
This isn't good.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
He appears to be a tatphomi around the corners of
his mouth, a pretty good education. He might have rabies.
Now this is exactly the reason you should wear gloves.
The last thing you need is a boy from a
wild rabbit road like that. And he's hanging on too.
But I don't think he's broken the skin until just now.
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Looks like I'm gonna need those shots. Now we'll have
to take him back to the lab. The only way
to be sure if he's rabbit is to cut his
little head off in examine the brain.
Speaker 9 (33:02):
Blast he got away. I've gotta find it here.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
Let me wrap this bloody finger with my Handking, there
we go, and I'll just get down on my hands
and knees and stalk it. I've brought along a parget
full of treats to tempt him out of id.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Peanuts.
Speaker 4 (33:17):
Chip monks love peanuts. They use their razor sharp little
chompers to split the nut open and get the little
treat inside. All right, come here, little chiffer, Old uncle
Steve wants to set you free. Hold on, Oh, he's
run up my pant leg. He might smell the peanuts.
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Those are peanuts. She's got a hold of my Collie wobbles.
Speaker 9 (33:44):
My only chance.
Speaker 4 (33:45):
He used to stuff some peanuts down my pants and
hooked to distract him. Here it go, boy, he's turned
me loose and he's taking a peanuts. Now he'll look
for a place to hide and eat his tree. Then
I'll get him. I've got to move fast. I guess
not fast enough.
Speaker 13 (34:05):
Oh cracky.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
He took his peanut and ran into the nearest hiding place.
My bum Oh, I wish he'd found someplace else to hide.
Speaker 9 (34:14):
I feel like Richard Gere. What am I gonna do?
It's not like removing a splinter. I'll have to keep
my cheeks pinched together.
Speaker 4 (34:23):
Try to get to the lamp before he suffocates all panics.
Speaker 9 (34:27):
And digs his way out. Did you get him? Let's
just say he's contained for the moment.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Oh thank god?
Speaker 9 (34:35):
Where is he? Billy? That's a little complicated. You think
you've got problems. Must get to the truck, almost home free.
Speaker 4 (34:48):
I've got company, rochy this, thousands of them.
Speaker 9 (34:53):
They must smell the peanuts.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
I'm gotta get to the truck before I lose my
little friend down there in this crowd.
Speaker 9 (34:58):
I'll never be able to pick him out. Get it.
Speaker 4 (35:03):
Right up my pet, like after the peanuts, I better
put those peanuts down my pets.
Speaker 9 (35:10):
Oh oh, that's bit. I just hope they don't go
looking for their little friend come in there. It feels
like they're having.
Speaker 10 (35:21):
A pot.
Speaker 9 (35:24):
Wait to get that radio. I don't know how many
more I could.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Take before I.
Speaker 16 (35:32):
Tune in again next week for another episode of the
Crocodile Stopper.
Speaker 9 (35:37):
What's a fella gotta do to get a wet nap
around here?
Speaker 13 (36:13):
A right, oh right here, I am said back in
my chee.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
I got to thank you for the music. All right,
we got time back on the line, Tom so ons
in the NFL Friday Morning Quarterback the morning again, Tom.
Speaker 10 (36:26):
I'm glad you're backing your chir.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Right. Coming off week three, dog gone it. It was
the worst week Tom has ever had, so here we
turned it around.
Speaker 7 (36:37):
Can I call him the lock missed monster again?
Speaker 4 (36:41):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Last week six and ten, with the season twenty eight
and twenty still looking for that first lock. Go three
last week and try to get up. But it's gonna happen.
And here we are in week four. Well sor were
the earliest Sunday afternoon games. There will be four slate
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Sunday afternoon games one Sunday night, two on Monday night.
Let's get to us. The one in two Denver Broncos
at the two and one New York Jets.
Speaker 15 (37:16):
Man and New York Jets looks so good. Aaron Rodgers
looked like the old Aaron Rodgers. So the young Aaron Rodgers.
But Jets rolling this one.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Jets on that one oh and three. Cincinnati coming to
Charlotte right down the road to play the one and
two Carolina Panthers.
Speaker 15 (37:33):
Man and Dalton against the team that drafted him. I
think this is gonna be a good game. But I
think the Bengals pulling out all right.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
With the oh and three Jacksonville Jaguars at the two
and one Houston.
Speaker 15 (37:48):
Texans, Jacksonville looks like the worst team in football.
Speaker 10 (37:52):
Man, they will do that again. Houston rules in this one.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
The Texans. The won in two La Rams at the
one and two Chicago Bears.
Speaker 15 (38:02):
For Rams, big unexpected victory, come back victory against San
Francisco last week, and they keep it rolling and they
win a tightwe in Chicago.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
In Chicago taking the Rams and then we got you
three and oh Minnesota Vikings at the two and one
Green Bay Packers.
Speaker 15 (38:20):
Packer's been playing some big time defense, but you don't
stop stant sam Arnold regular defense. Uh, former Panther, former
every they got it working man.
Speaker 10 (38:30):
I think the Vikes went a close.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
One as another quarterback for all keeping up that couldn't
cut it here in Carolina. Now he's leading Minnesota. Oh yeah,
that guy. Two and one New Orleans Saints at the
one and two Atlanta Falcons.
Speaker 15 (38:46):
It's going to be a good game, and I think
Atlanta wins it in.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Over down ooh taking Atlanta, New Orleans and MC south,
all right. Look at the two and one Philadelphia Eagles
at the two and one Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
Speaker 15 (39:02):
We kept expecting great things from the Eagles d and
we saw it last week.
Speaker 10 (39:05):
We're gonna see it again. Eagles win this one on
the road, and.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
The Eagles still not a law. We got a three
and old Pittsburgh Steelers at the one and two Indianapolis
colts Man.
Speaker 15 (39:19):
Steelers undefeated and looking good, and they will look good
again they win this one.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
In Pittsburgh on the road. The two and one Washington
Commanders at the one and two Arizona Cardinals. This is
the first late Sunday afternoon game.
Speaker 10 (39:34):
Sorry tom boyead, I'm sorry.
Speaker 15 (39:35):
Now, this is the toughest game of the week to pick,
and I'm going with the home team.
Speaker 10 (39:39):
Going with Arizona.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
Clips Arizona at home, all right? And then another four
five kick off, the one and two New England Patriots
at the one and two San Francisco forty nine Ers.
Speaker 15 (39:51):
Forty nine Ers are the only favorite this week in
double figures, and they win this one with ease.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
She's the forty nine Ers at home. And then a
four to twenty five kickoff the one and two Cleveland
Browns are the one and two Las Vegas Raiders.
Speaker 15 (40:07):
Man, this one is tough, but just because Cleveland's defense
is so good, I'm gonna go with them, all right.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
And then the three and o Kansas City Chiefs of
the two and one LA Chargers.
Speaker 15 (40:19):
Kansas City absolutely rules, charges are damaged, injured, and Casey
wins again.
Speaker 10 (40:25):
All right.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
Well, we got Sunday night football, the three and oh
Buffalo Bills at the one and two Baltimore Ravens.
Speaker 10 (40:35):
This is a good one.
Speaker 15 (40:36):
Buffalo has been the best team in the league and
they are the underdog, but I think they win.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Anyway, taking Buffalo beat Baltimore. All right, two games Monday night,
first kickoff seven thirty ESPN. The O and three Tennessee
Titans are the one and two Miami Dolphins.
Speaker 15 (40:56):
Boy, these are some bad teams right now, but playing
in Miami. In Miami has all that speed, they find
a way to use it.
Speaker 10 (41:04):
I think the Dolphins win.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
You got the Dolphin and then the three and O
see idle Seahawks at the two and one Detroit Lines
kicks off an eight to fifteen pm Monday on ABC.
Speaker 15 (41:16):
To Detroit is favored bout three and a half and
they went much more.
Speaker 10 (41:21):
And the Lions are my lock.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
The very last game on the sheet. You're liging the week,
gonna ease back into it one at a time. I
like your strategy, Tom, This is where we go, buddy.
All right, man, Tom, have a great weekend. We'll catch
up next week.
Speaker 10 (41:36):
Bud Hi, everybody have a great weekend.
Speaker 13 (41:38):
Thank you, Ali boy.
Speaker 10 (41:40):
Let's get it.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
Right on the other side, think of a time caps
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Speaker 3 (00:13):
Laugh right after this record.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
There's a lingerie sail at the Walmart. There's a lingerie
sail at the Walmart. Their panties are cheap and they're
all in a heap. When I dress up in drag eye,
look like Meryl Streep. Oh, I'm a wonderful Oh oh,
(01:23):
I'm a fabulous game. But I've got a real funny feeling.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
I way more than Delta Berkeway's Chimney Christmas one verse
that I'm winding. I'm sweating like Tony Field's in a
three legged race. There's nothing like a Tony Field's reference.
And tell everyone just how old you are? Hello, Bab's
(01:53):
my angel? Oh dear, your eyes are red? Have you
been crying or drinking?
Speaker 7 (02:01):
Crying?
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Okay, I was just checking. I remember the time you
got into mister Rayford's drawers. No, no, his death drawers.
I know you cried both times. It's okay, So what's wrong?
Your your blonde friend Tiffany.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Uh huh?
Speaker 8 (02:18):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (02:18):
Her mother passed away. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
It's worse. How can it possibly be worse? She got
a call from her sister and her mother passed away too. Oh,
when it rains, it pours, doesn't it.
Speaker 10 (02:36):
Huh?
Speaker 9 (02:37):
I don't know what it means. I saw it on
the Weather Channel.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Listen, why don't you go polish up that theater chest
and run and then we'll go run errands.
Speaker 11 (02:45):
Okay, there she goes off and away, doud Lou, skip
to my lou, dooby dooby doo, and she's gone.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Oh that is one beautiful muffin. But somebody left out
the blueberries, John Boyd, but the big show, Phil speaking,
I'm gonna help you. Oh Marcel, Well, it's a typical
day here in hay Seed Heaven. I'm just writing up
some cards for weirdy word. No, no, I meant weirdy word.
(03:19):
Have you heard handsome play?
Speaker 10 (03:22):
Then?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Thanking the toilet is called a what you eat Chinese
food with a pair of wat's in the volcano called
what I can't.
Speaker 9 (03:30):
I can't do the boys, obviously, but you get the idea.
That not normal.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Oh, I'm really gonna screw with him. I'm putting in
words like conter eyes. If you're bleaeding and you put
some hot metal in the wood, it's called a wat.
Oh I can't wait. Other than that, it's business as usual,
you know, same old, same.
Speaker 9 (03:54):
Old, and speak of the devil.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Hold on, Hi, mister Rayford, how are you? You're you're
what working on? Working on punching up the humor in
your segments? Well that's a wonderful idea.
Speaker 10 (04:11):
Huh.
Speaker 9 (04:12):
Well, you know, I really don't have time right now.
But I I don't know. What do you call a
big Irish spider Patty long legs? Ah?
Speaker 12 (04:24):
That is?
Speaker 4 (04:25):
That is hysterical? Well, I gotta get back to I
don't know what is the spider's favorite TV show?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
The newly web game?
Speaker 9 (04:38):
You you're good?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
You you are good?
Speaker 4 (04:43):
But if you don't mind my saying, don't you think
you're leaning a little heavy on the Iraq NID joke? Well,
I don't know. Maybe you know, try a little political
humor that's hot today. I've got some good ones. Here
you go, here's a pan. Write these down. What's the
differenference between a liberal and a trampoline? You take your
shoes off before you jump on the trampoline. What's the
(05:06):
difference between a dead skunk and a dead liberal. Vultures
will eat the skunk. How many liberals does it take
to change of light bulb?
Speaker 9 (05:14):
Irrelevant?
Speaker 4 (05:15):
They still don't know they're in the dark. Did you
hear KFC hasn't just introduced the Obama bucket? It's full
of left wings and chicken butts. Why isn't the TSA
catching any terrorists because they don't screen passengers on air
Force one?
Speaker 9 (05:30):
Wait, mister Rayford, where are you going? I've got a
bunch more.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
That works like a charm. Oh, Marcel I found the
socialist kryptonite. Huh he didn't really say anything. I think
he flipped me the burg but it may have just
been the arth right. Oh, here comes Bablicious.
Speaker 9 (05:52):
I gotta run. I'll be home soon and Marcel dust
All right? Angel? You ready to roll? Your eyes are
still red?
Speaker 7 (06:01):
What is wrong?
Speaker 4 (06:03):
You got a call from your shrink. That's a job description,
he said, you have an electrocomplex?
Speaker 9 (06:10):
What's that?
Speaker 4 (06:11):
You're you're in love with your father? Well that's not
all bad. You'll have no chance with a married man.
Wild where's my BC powder? I'm gonna snort them this
time to them Mini Cooper, carry on straight, people, John Boy.
Speaker 8 (06:29):
And Dilly jobs are funny. There are no hard fast
rules on making it to the top, but a pretty
good rule of thumb is if you make at age
thirty five and your job still involves wearing a name tank,
you've probably made a serious vocation where somewhere along the line.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Good morning radio, dumb right, Good morning. It's a big
(07:15):
show on the radio. Twenty minutes away. My man's son
soon say, I did talk about last weekend, and we
will never mention it again this weekend. He'll turn it around.
He will pick every NFL game this weekend before we
get out of here this morning. Right now, listener, this
(07:40):
it's time for the grumpy old man.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Ah grumbly bumbly dude.
Speaker 9 (07:48):
I'm old and I hate people on new radio.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Back in my day, we didn't have any wild and
wooly smart mouth crap disturbing prey pulling shock jocks. We
wanted to hear some old wind bag jabber joan about
wars and minorities and acting the fool.
Speaker 9 (08:09):
We'd wander into town and see old man DiNardo.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
He'd be sitting on an old picklebucket on his front porch,
butt naked except for a paper cup on his winkie,
and he'd shake his fist and curse at the frolic
and squirrels, blaming him for all the eels of society.
Speaker 9 (08:29):
He'd accuse everyone who walked by hobb you in.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
A vampire or a martian, and then he'd fling handfuls
of poop at him. And if you're smarted off to him,
he'd chase you down, and then bony little legs are his,
and he'd latch onto your ears, trying to peel you
like a big fleshy banana and making a necklace out
of the ones.
Speaker 9 (08:48):
He could tear off. Whippity trippity doogal noogle, look at me.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
I'm a crazy old ear peeling psycho, flinging dingleberries a
count Dracula and running around with my beanie weenies and
a Dixie gun. And it's all the damn squirrel's fault. Oh,
happy day, And we liked it. Ah, we didn't have
(09:15):
no long winded adult brain, self important news radio morons
gibbering about every other damn thing under the sun except
the real news, having babies and getting near teeth fixed
and hitting from the girl's teeth and smooching political heine
(09:38):
some news. In my day, we never knew what was
going on in the world. We were too busy living
our utopian dream or sleeping in caves and eating grubs
and roots like a family of ringtailed lemurs. The only
news we got was when lightning would strike the metal
plate in Cuckoo Johnson's head. We'd cram o wire hanger
(10:00):
in his ear for better reception. The sound would come
out of his mouth, and we'd change channels by twisting
on his ninnies.
Speaker 9 (10:09):
And putting magnets.
Speaker 13 (10:10):
On his head.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
And if the news was all bad, we'd say it
was a trick by the devil and shoot more juice
through him until we heard something we liked, or until
Cuckoo burst into flames.
Speaker 9 (10:23):
Snip snapper, ringo.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Look at us, We're a bunch of cave dwelling bugg
eating nahles, twisting ninnies and barbecue our neighbors. I can't
believe we don't all have tails. Yippy y happy yingle dingle.
That's all we knew, and we liked it. We loved it.
We didn't have any big time syndicated mealy mouth. He
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hard horses paduts, stinking up the dawn where they's so
called comedy high jinks and jarring us out of a
sound sleep, which was our only escape from the misery
that was our lives. We didn't want to hear some
high falutin honyaks trying to tell us what was funny
first thing in the morning. We knew what was funny
first thing in the morning.
Speaker 10 (11:08):
Dang dab it all.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Like when we switched the holy water at the church
baptismal with some white corn liquor, And pretty soon all
them drunk babies crawling up and down the aisle wearing
John Deere hats and a lip full of schold, slapping
all the other mommies on a fanny and pulling at
their blouses asking for the breakfast special. And after the
(11:36):
men folks got into the hoochs, they were doing the
same thing. And then the minister would get hammered and
drive his track to naked through town, offering to save
all the fallen women.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Now that was funny. Blooperoo floo peroo.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Look at us, We're a bunch of heathens with a
drunkie booby squeeze and chartspitting babies. Maybe Father Horny Potter
could cure us with his magic one that was funny
and we liked it. We loved it. Radio sick, Good morning, The.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Big Show's on the radio, and more Big Show right
around the corner.
Speaker 14 (12:21):
I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit, and
I like listening to John Boy and Billy and not
their Big Show. I like the way they talk. They're
funny haha, not funny queer, that's what they say. Anyhow,
I figured out why John Boy has a hard time
getting started in the morning.
Speaker 13 (12:42):
Ain't gotten the gaze away, away away.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
It's giving away time. Happens about this time every Friday morning.
See what lucky may show? Listen, give me where was
a lucky Yeah? When's my wonderful fing of the week?
(13:38):
Those of you keep me snore at home. This is
number one hundred and eighteen, an actual section of the
stone countertop of the master bathroom, and want to sit
down Hussein's presidential policies. It goes too can read from Bridgeport,
West Virginia.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Hey in Lucky you man're gonna give you that and
ten to build a little something around and include that
a would go by Ken's house in Bridgeport, West Virginia.
See he's done with his fancy marble, a former dictator
that we took down.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
All right, Well, we got for wonderful Things number one
hundred and nineteen. Yes things, A pair of shotgun shells,
shotglasses from bird Dog Whiskey and it says causes shotglass.
You gotta be twenty one to win.
Speaker 7 (14:39):
Primarily because it's got a brand name on it.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
We got liquored whiskey day. Yeah, it's got twelve games
on the bottom of the of the sale.
Speaker 7 (14:47):
Shotguns another good reason to be twenty one.
Speaker 13 (14:52):
I don't get that.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Well you packed that with powder. I'd be a shot
right there.
Speaker 7 (14:55):
Yeah, it's a picking y'all.
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on when you some in minute Well. Tom so Onson
joins us our NFL Friday Morning quarterback. Good morning Tom, Hey, Hey,
he knows I mean for a beating. Let me read
what what Tom at At the top of the page says.
Tom says, good news. The NBA season opens in twenty
(15:42):
five days. Meanwhile, there's the NFL worst week I've ever had.
All Right, before I give you what happened, I want
to tell you what Tom did. He said I needed luck.
So on Sunday morning, next to the dry erase board
on which I write my locks, I said a boomerang
I brought back from Australia twenty four years ago, good
(16:04):
looking and dark brown, with hand carved Australian stuff on it.
You all over the teams I picked the cover. Tampa Bay,
Las Vegas and Cincinnati failed to cover. They also failed
to win. Hey, nice work, boomerang. I was so angry
at the thing, I walked into the front yard and
flung it over our house. It came back. So last
(16:26):
week six and ten for the season, twenty eight and
twenty still over five hundred A good bit locks. Oh
and three last week for the season and six. Welcome back, Tom.
Speaker 15 (16:40):
I wish I had a great excuse. I just had
been off on those locks, and I come close earlier,
but not this week, not at all.
Speaker 10 (16:50):
So I but it's a young season.
Speaker 15 (16:54):
I mean, I'm young, but the season is and so
there's plenty of time to come back and I will.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Yeah, I mean, I mean it is crazy. I mean,
because this is up in the air. So you you
got your research. Nine teams went into Week three winless
and most of them came back.
Speaker 10 (17:13):
Yeah, I mean, you almost have to win.
Speaker 15 (17:15):
If you start oh and three, you have a two
point five percent chance of making the playoffs. And no
oh and three team has ever gone on to win.
Speaker 10 (17:22):
The Super Bowl.
Speaker 15 (17:24):
And six of the oh and three teams Baltimore, Carolina, Denver, Indianapolis,
the Rams, and the Giants they won. I mean that's
a big deal. And and here's what's interesting to me.
If you look at the standings, Okay, there's only five
after three weeks, there's only five undefeated teams, and there
are only three winless teams, which means twenty four teams
(17:45):
have won loss ninem are two and one, fifteen number
one and two. So it's there's a lot of balance,
and nobody's running away with this thing. And it's you know,
I'll give the NFL credit. The power structure changes not
just every season, but every week.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
That was crazy so what about the team that has
attracted so far after three weeks, the most angry villagers.
Speaker 10 (18:09):
Yeah, they got those little sticks with fire on them.
Speaker 15 (18:13):
They're attacking downtown Dallas. They tend to be a good
regular season team, and they have lost the last two
games at home and they just can't stop to run.
Speaker 10 (18:27):
And fans are livid.
Speaker 15 (18:29):
I mean, the Cowboys have more fans than anybody and
more detractors than anybody, and they're hearing from both. But
the Dallas TV station did a poll said, all right,
whose fault is this? And seventy percent of them said
Jerry Jones. He's been the owner and the GM since
eighty nine. Jones reaction. That's very fair. I thought that
was pretty cool when an owner says, yeah, you're right,
(18:52):
they got it right. You know, if you're going to
blame somebody, blame me. You don't hear that a lot.
You don't hear that a lot in Charlotte. So I
thought it was really cool that Jones did that.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Well, of course, I mentioned Carolina did win. We'll get
to that. They sat down Bryce Young, their number one
overall picked the year before last, and we saw another
quarterback star emerge on Monday Night that you boort out
Jalen Daniels reokie for Washington.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
Man.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
There's another one.
Speaker 10 (19:23):
Twenty one at twenty three. His passes two hundred and fifty.
Speaker 15 (19:26):
Four yards and two tds and he ran for a
TD and they're gaming at the Bengals again Monday night,
you know, prime time.
Speaker 10 (19:34):
This guy was unfazed.
Speaker 15 (19:35):
But in the game there was not a single turnover
and there was not a single punt. And that's the
first time in NFL history that there's been a game
without a turnover or a punt.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Okay, how about those Carolina Panthers. When was the last
time we even thought that to say that?
Speaker 15 (19:56):
Nineteen Now, it's been a while, I tell you, man,
I was really pleasantly surprised. Any Dalton, thirty six years old.
He is the first quarterback in the league this season
to throw for three hundred yards and three tds.
Speaker 10 (20:11):
And wow, he just lifted him.
Speaker 15 (20:14):
And to put in perspective, he was drafted by the
Cincinnati again. The Panthers played this week in the second
round in twenty eleven, and that was so long ago
that the Panthers' first pick was Cam Newton.
Speaker 10 (20:26):
Wow.
Speaker 15 (20:26):
And that season Ron rivera friend of the show, made
his debut, and uh, you know, Dalton is just still
Cam's gone. Dalton is still hanging in there. And you
could see him lift the team. You could see the defense,
you could see the offensive line, you could see the receivers,
you could see the coaching and the play call. It
just everything came together and it was they were really good, man.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
It really was. And as you know, you gotta feel
bad for Bryce Young. You know, I hope he does good.
They're just gonna probably have to be somewhere else. But man,
that was that was crazy. A lot of people are
are saying that, I guess.
Speaker 15 (21:05):
Yeah, I went up to a place we all know
here in Charlotte just in the fourth quarter and get
some TAKEOUTO.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Give me a shout down Trios, Yeah, I could. I
go ahead, buddy, I say.
Speaker 15 (21:21):
People were just ripping Young, blaming him for everything.
Speaker 10 (21:24):
It was his fault.
Speaker 15 (21:25):
The Panthers traded up to get him, was his fault,
the Panthers drafted him. It's his fault that there's a
lot of traffic during Russia or on Park Road, and
one of the guys up there had a mistress. He's
putting on a bunch of weight and that's his fault too.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Wow, just blaming him for a lot, a lot of stuff.
But you know, don't just step into it. And you
can see that we are a better team after all,
I guess.
Speaker 15 (21:51):
And the difference was market. I don't know if he
has the same luck this week, but he earned it
that that was not fluky stuff. I mean he was
hit and his receivers he was confident. He he hit
throws under pressure, which we have not seen much of.
And I don't know what happens with Bruce Young. I
don't know this No longer is his team and will
(22:13):
it have to be somewhere else. He can't give up
on his career, not necessarily, no, three games into his
second season. But it'd be interesting to see what happens.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
All right, Well, we will see what happens this weekend.
You will pick every game this weekend before we get
out of here. Thank you, Tom. We'll get back to you, buddy, Bud.
Speaker 10 (22:31):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
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Speaker 13 (23:27):
Everybody's head about the bed, please.
Speaker 9 (23:30):
A word, word and a word a word.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
We got some more family members playing this morning. A
wife and a husband out of Knoxville, Tennessee. We got
Laura and HB. Good morning, Laura, Hey, hey, good morning,
hey HB. Come boy, Hey body hate me.
Speaker 13 (23:53):
JB.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
We gonna put your husband on Tator's team. Laura, me
and you will be on the other one. They're gonna
take Well, let's see what we can do then, okay,
so HB, you relax and see what we can put
on the board there. All right, here we go long
(24:14):
thirty second start the clock. Now this happens in the storm.
It's ice balls. Yeah, rhymes with a little bird you hunt, yeah,
rhymes with it. A bucket is also known as a
(24:35):
uh huh rhymes with it. You get on one of
these to see what you weigh A uh huh we'll
not rhyming you blank your face, Johnson's baby blank oil?
Speaker 10 (24:49):
What?
Speaker 2 (24:51):
No? No, okay, all right, we'll tell you what you're
getting that over. Just quit looking at that. We put
a four on the board. Good job, Laura.
Speaker 9 (25:04):
You worry about yourself.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
I'm not gonna look at you, all right, hb you
and Taylor for your first thirty? Are you ready?
Speaker 16 (25:12):
Let's go?
Speaker 9 (25:13):
Then go.
Speaker 12 (25:14):
This is what's inside a bullet gun? Blank? Yes, A
Kleenex makes this. You blow your nose in one? Toilet
paper is made.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Yes.
Speaker 12 (25:26):
A bird makes this for its home. It's called a
what yep, the opposite of a smile brown. This is
a pan that things won't burn in. It's called a
blank blank pan? Teflon? Is this very popular?
Speaker 9 (25:43):
What?
Speaker 2 (25:43):
What won't things do? Yes?
Speaker 9 (25:47):
No?
Speaker 2 (25:49):
No, A four? So it's tied up? How about that?
Speaker 10 (25:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (25:58):
Lord?
Speaker 3 (25:58):
Is that?
Speaker 2 (25:59):
That was a terrible for this? I say what you're doing?
Because the word was powder and here gunpowder and I'm
up you blank your face?
Speaker 13 (26:11):
Lord?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Do you powder your face?
Speaker 13 (26:13):
Just all know? Well I do?
Speaker 2 (26:15):
But wow, yeah, my bad, my bad.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
One.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
That was right. It was in the rhinding game, and
then all of a sudden it didn't rhyme.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
I hate when it does that. We need to pick
up some easy rubs. Well, let's see it's a it's
four to four, So round two to see who will
win me Bottle of the householding Knuxville. Okay, Laura, another thirty.
Ready go. It's like a blank blank frying pan. The
stuff won't blanking and you gotta scrape it a one, yes,
(26:48):
all right, put this in a baby's mouth, not milk.
But it's like a nipple bottle. No, another one that
it just sucks on it, nothing happens. Yeah, uh huh,
Lee a blank call me, I'm not home. Leave a yes,
uh huh. Let's let's go blank out, pitch a tent
and blank out all night. Yes, uh huh, don't work
(27:11):
mat Another four on the board. So that is a
total of eight for Laura and now Tater and Hubby HB.
Go ahead, what you got?
Speaker 13 (27:25):
I said?
Speaker 4 (27:25):
No stick?
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Right? It was nonstick. Oh, come on, you know it's
not just me, you know somebody.
Speaker 7 (27:38):
Wow, we do have a call in version of Horseshoes.
We're gonna play later.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Maybe it's what we had to put right, So yeah,
all right, so here we go. All rightne but you
concentrate on a four or a five win. Okay, your money, okays,
(28:06):
I love it? Ready, go in school.
Speaker 12 (28:09):
You used to leave your books and things there, and
you would you had no combination. Yes, you turn the
door blank and that's how you get in. Yes, you're
you're the opposite of a You borrow money and then
you give money. You what meant you?
Speaker 4 (28:26):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (28:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (28:27):
No?
Speaker 10 (28:27):
No?
Speaker 12 (28:27):
What is the person you?
Speaker 13 (28:29):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (28:29):
Hey, can will you blank me some money?
Speaker 4 (28:32):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (28:33):
This is blank?
Speaker 12 (28:33):
Food is burritos and tacos?
Speaker 9 (28:35):
What kind of food is that?
Speaker 15 (28:37):
Mexican?
Speaker 9 (28:38):
You go work out here?
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Jim, Wow, you didn't.
Speaker 13 (28:44):
Jim for the win and the buzzard.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
I mean, lord dog, your hubby wanted that the buzzer
the babies.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
To go.
Speaker 5 (28:59):
Okay, Hey, we appreciate y'all playing with us this morning.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
And Big Show listeners, Laura, we owe you one. I
know he gonna be hard to live with.
Speaker 7 (29:16):
Hey, I'm a first time caller fifteen year listeners also.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Makes me there you go, buddy, all right, and Laura
appreciate y'all. Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio.
Bit request time Laurie Blevin's out of Chester, South Carolina.
Laura says, please play one of the crocodile Stalkers. Love
you by God you Laura, you got it coming up next.
(30:05):
Good morning, and it's a big show on the radio.
Big request time about this time Monday through Friday. Hit
us up at John Boy Miller Facebook page. Lauren Levin's
out of Chester, South Carolina to hear a man a Crockstagger.
Speaker 16 (30:22):
Animal Channel presents the crocodile Stalker traveling around the world
in search of exotic wildlife than annoying the crap out
of them. Now here Steve.
Speaker 4 (30:35):
Thank you, love and good day everyone. As you know,
I've really been through the mill as of light and
the last team of surgeons that pieced me back together
suggested that I take on an assignment that, shall we say,
a little less strenuous. Well, believe me, I'm not gonna
argue with that, but less strenuous doesn't mean less exciting.
So today I'm in beautiful Charlotte, North Carolina, working as
(30:58):
an animal control officer for the and I'm just arriving
at my first call. This should be fun. It would
appeared that a cute little chipmunk has gotten into one
of the local residence homes and car find his way out,
so it's up to us to help him. Good day,
are you, mister Brazil?
Speaker 9 (31:17):
Oh my god? Take it easy there. They will have
him out of here in no time. Where is he?
Speaker 10 (31:29):
All right?
Speaker 4 (31:30):
All right, just relax all, take care of it. Chipmunks
don't normally inspire such fear. They're an adorable little rodent
native to most of North America, and they're absolutely harmless.
But I remember, when dealing with any wild animal, it's
best to call an expert. That's why I'm here. All right,
where are your little fella?
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (31:52):
There he goes. Cute as a button.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
This should be a piece of cake.
Speaker 4 (31:56):
Now, when handling any kind of wild animal, you should
always wear some sort of predictive gloves. You never know
when you'll run across a rabbit animal. But I'm a professional,
So there's no where he's here. Yeah, let's move this couch.
Speaker 9 (32:10):
There he is. He's all rolled up in a ball.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Poor little guy. He's scared to death.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
Come here, chipmunk. I'm gonna let you outside so you
can go scamper and play with all your little friends.
Speaker 9 (32:22):
I got it. Whoa got a fighter? What's this?
Speaker 2 (32:28):
Well?
Speaker 9 (32:28):
This isn't good.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
He appears to be a tatphomi around the corners of
his mouth, a pretty good education. He might have rabies.
Now this is exactly the reason you should wear gloves.
The last thing you need is a boy from a
wild rabbit road like that. And he's hanging on too.
But I don't think he's broken the skin until just now.
(32:52):
Looks like I'm gonna need those shots. Now we'll have
to take him back to the lab. The only way
to be sure if he's rabbit is to cut his
little head off in examine the brain.
Speaker 9 (33:02):
Blast he got away. I've gotta find it here.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
Let me wrap this bloody finger with my Handking, there
we go, and I'll just get down on my hands
and knees and stalk it. I've brought along a parget
full of treats to tempt him out of id.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Peanuts.
Speaker 4 (33:17):
Chip monks love peanuts. They use their razor sharp little
chompers to split the nut open and get the little
treat inside. All right, come here, little chiffer, Old uncle
Steve wants to set you free. Hold on, Oh, he's
run up my pant leg. He might smell the peanuts.
(33:39):
Those are peanuts. She's got a hold of my Collie wobbles.
Speaker 9 (33:44):
My only chance.
Speaker 4 (33:45):
He used to stuff some peanuts down my pants and
hooked to distract him. Here it go, boy, he's turned
me loose and he's taking a peanuts. Now he'll look
for a place to hide and eat his tree. Then
I'll get him. I've got to move fast. I guess
not fast enough.
Speaker 13 (34:05):
Oh cracky.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
He took his peanut and ran into the nearest hiding place.
My bum Oh, I wish he'd found someplace else to hide.
Speaker 9 (34:14):
I feel like Richard Gere. What am I gonna do?
It's not like removing a splinter. I'll have to keep
my cheeks pinched together.
Speaker 4 (34:23):
Try to get to the lamp before he suffocates all panics.
Speaker 9 (34:27):
And digs his way out. Did you get him? Let's
just say he's contained for the moment.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Oh thank god?
Speaker 9 (34:35):
Where is he? Billy? That's a little complicated. You think
you've got problems. Must get to the truck, almost home free.
Speaker 4 (34:48):
I've got company, rochy this, thousands of them.
Speaker 9 (34:53):
They must smell the peanuts.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
I'm gotta get to the truck before I lose my
little friend down there in this crowd.
Speaker 9 (34:58):
I'll never be able to pick him out. Get it.
Speaker 4 (35:03):
Right up my pet, like after the peanuts, I better
put those peanuts down my pets.
Speaker 9 (35:10):
Oh oh, that's bit. I just hope they don't go
looking for their little friend come in there. It feels
like they're having.
Speaker 10 (35:21):
A pot.
Speaker 9 (35:24):
Wait to get that radio. I don't know how many
more I could.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Take before I.
Speaker 16 (35:32):
Tune in again next week for another episode of the
Crocodile Stopper.
Speaker 9 (35:37):
What's a fella gotta do to get a wet nap
around here?
Speaker 13 (36:13):
A right, oh right here, I am said back in
my chee.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
I got to thank you for the music. All right,
we got time back on the line, Tom so ons
in the NFL Friday Morning Quarterback the morning again, Tom.
Speaker 10 (36:26):
I'm glad you're backing your chir.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Right. Coming off week three, dog gone it. It was
the worst week Tom has ever had, so here we
turned it around.
Speaker 7 (36:37):
Can I call him the lock missed monster again?
Speaker 4 (36:41):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Last week six and ten, with the season twenty eight
and twenty still looking for that first lock. Go three
last week and try to get up. But it's gonna happen.
And here we are in week four. Well sor were
the earliest Sunday afternoon games. There will be four slate
(37:04):
Sunday afternoon games one Sunday night, two on Monday night.
Let's get to us. The one in two Denver Broncos
at the two and one New York Jets.
Speaker 15 (37:16):
Man and New York Jets looks so good. Aaron Rodgers
looked like the old Aaron Rodgers. So the young Aaron Rodgers.
But Jets rolling this one.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
Jets on that one oh and three. Cincinnati coming to
Charlotte right down the road to play the one and
two Carolina Panthers.
Speaker 15 (37:33):
Man and Dalton against the team that drafted him. I
think this is gonna be a good game. But I
think the Bengals pulling out all right.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
With the oh and three Jacksonville Jaguars at the two
and one Houston.
Speaker 15 (37:48):
Texans, Jacksonville looks like the worst team in football.
Speaker 10 (37:52):
Man, they will do that again. Houston rules in this one.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
The Texans. The won in two La Rams at the
one and two Chicago Bears.
Speaker 15 (38:02):
For Rams, big unexpected victory, come back victory against San
Francisco last week, and they keep it rolling and they
win a tightwe in Chicago.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
In Chicago taking the Rams and then we got you
three and oh Minnesota Vikings at the two and one
Green Bay Packers.
Speaker 15 (38:20):
Packer's been playing some big time defense, but you don't
stop stant sam Arnold regular defense. Uh, former Panther, former
every they got it working man.
Speaker 10 (38:30):
I think the Vikes went a close.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
One as another quarterback for all keeping up that couldn't
cut it here in Carolina. Now he's leading Minnesota. Oh yeah,
that guy. Two and one New Orleans Saints at the
one and two Atlanta Falcons.
Speaker 15 (38:46):
It's going to be a good game, and I think
Atlanta wins it in.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Over down ooh taking Atlanta, New Orleans and MC south,
all right. Look at the two and one Philadelphia Eagles
at the two and one Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
Speaker 15 (39:02):
We kept expecting great things from the Eagles d and
we saw it last week.
Speaker 10 (39:05):
We're gonna see it again. Eagles win this one on
the road, and.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
The Eagles still not a law. We got a three
and old Pittsburgh Steelers at the one and two Indianapolis
colts Man.
Speaker 15 (39:19):
Steelers undefeated and looking good, and they will look good
again they win this one.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
In Pittsburgh on the road. The two and one Washington
Commanders at the one and two Arizona Cardinals. This is
the first late Sunday afternoon game.
Speaker 10 (39:34):
Sorry tom boyead, I'm sorry.
Speaker 15 (39:35):
Now, this is the toughest game of the week to pick,
and I'm going with the home team.
Speaker 10 (39:39):
Going with Arizona.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
Clips Arizona at home, all right? And then another four
five kick off, the one and two New England Patriots
at the one and two San Francisco forty nine Ers.
Speaker 15 (39:51):
Forty nine Ers are the only favorite this week in
double figures, and they win this one with ease.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
She's the forty nine Ers at home. And then a
four to twenty five kickoff the one and two Cleveland
Browns are the one and two Las Vegas Raiders.
Speaker 15 (40:07):
Man, this one is tough, but just because Cleveland's defense
is so good, I'm gonna go with them, all right.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
And then the three and o Kansas City Chiefs of
the two and one LA Chargers.
Speaker 15 (40:19):
Kansas City absolutely rules, charges are damaged, injured, and Casey
wins again.
Speaker 10 (40:25):
All right.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
Well, we got Sunday night football, the three and oh
Buffalo Bills at the one and two Baltimore Ravens.
Speaker 10 (40:35):
This is a good one.
Speaker 15 (40:36):
Buffalo has been the best team in the league and
they are the underdog, but I think they win.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Anyway, taking Buffalo beat Baltimore. All right, two games Monday night,
first kickoff seven thirty ESPN. The O and three Tennessee
Titans are the one and two Miami Dolphins.
Speaker 15 (40:56):
Boy, these are some bad teams right now, but playing
in Miami. In Miami has all that speed, they find
a way to use it.
Speaker 10 (41:04):
I think the Dolphins win.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
You got the Dolphin and then the three and O
see idle Seahawks at the two and one Detroit Lines
kicks off an eight to fifteen pm Monday on ABC.
Speaker 15 (41:16):
To Detroit is favored bout three and a half and
they went much more.
Speaker 10 (41:21):
And the Lions are my lock.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
The very last game on the sheet. You're liging the week,
gonna ease back into it one at a time. I
like your strategy, Tom, This is where we go, buddy.
All right, man, Tom, have a great weekend. We'll catch
up next week.
Speaker 10 (41:36):
Bud Hi, everybody have a great weekend.
Speaker 13 (41:38):
Thank you, Ali boy.
Speaker 10 (41:40):
Let's get it.
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