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September 30, 2024 42 mins

Monday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we learn about John Boy’s “special relationship” with a convenience store near his house.. - For no apparent reason, we celebrate a “Married Man Monday” with the mini-series entitled, Car Shopping.. - Stan Higgins pops in to explain why he’s quit drinking.. - We fill a request for Robert D. Raiford’s Dong Story and we wrap up the morning with the Crocodile Stalker…

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Speaker 1 (00:05):
My red man.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
My ried man drives around in a minivan. Him has
no single life.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Will let him do?

Speaker 3 (00:13):
What a cheapers, it's about timing groove. We Well, there's
a screw you'll.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
Find the married man last time married man. College Buddy
and Drinking Buddy went to CarMax to shop for a
replacement for the legendary minivan. A classic male bonding moment.
What do you think.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Sibaru Forrester? He gotta begid more?

Speaker 4 (00:39):
Are you saying that's a chick card too? Is worse
than that? Big That one's a chick car for chick
set like other chicks.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Oh, I've never heard that.

Speaker 5 (00:49):
I see you're admiring the stuburu Forester. Excellent choice, my friend.
In fact, I drive one of these babies myself.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Gee, imagine that.

Speaker 5 (00:58):
Hi, I'm Linda butchman, failed manager. Hey, you must be
the superhero guy that keep hearing about.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
Why Yes, I'm a married man and these are my
costume cohorts. That's college buddy, Hey, doing and drinking buddy. Well,
I say there, big girl.

Speaker 5 (01:13):
You guys want to take this little hobby for a spin?

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Do what now? She means a car? Are you idiot?

Speaker 6 (01:18):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:19):
Sure, let's give it a whirl.

Speaker 5 (01:20):
Grant, let me get to Keith and we'll hit the road.
I'll be back in a flash.

Speaker 7 (01:25):
See she drives one. Ladies and gentlemen, the prosecution rest.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
Well, Okay, she's a little masculine, but that doesn't mean
I kind of like a good sized girl.

Speaker 8 (01:35):
Big guy drinking buddy.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Please, you're so wasting your time.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
Hey, I might not be the biggest superhero on the block,
but I got personality. Personality, cant for a.

Speaker 7 (01:45):
Lot, trust me, No man alive has got that much personality.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Hey, you give me five minutes with her. I have
her dressing in pink. Please, five minutes with her. You're
the one to be dressing in pink.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
A few minutes the Titanic Trio and their gender indistinct
salesperson shaking down the forester on the mean streets of
Central City.

Speaker 5 (02:08):
Oh I tell you this baby purrs like a kitten.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
Yes, it's quite nice.

Speaker 5 (02:14):
Actually, great stereo system too, want to hear I brought
a few th ds with me. See you like Indigo Growth?
Well if the athraage, Oh here, it's a good one.
Katie Lang Live.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
Maybe we could just listen to the radio Welcome back
to All Things Considered on National Public Radio.

Speaker 5 (02:34):
Our special guest this morning is former US Attorney General jenned.

Speaker 7 (02:37):
Reno boring, Hey, married man, see what else is all?

Speaker 5 (02:40):
If you don't mind, can we just leave it here
for a thek jened usually has something interesting to thay.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Hey, drinking buddy, let me know when you're ready to
make your big move.

Speaker 7 (02:50):
You hurt me, big guy.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
Come here, let me shore how much you hurt me?

Speaker 1 (02:53):
What painting me? You idiot?

Speaker 8 (02:55):
You hit me, big guy?

Speaker 5 (02:56):
Don't make me pull this van over?

Speaker 9 (03:00):
Well?

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Are in trepid.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
Heroes end up buying the car that dare not speak
its name? Going on again next time, when we'll hear
a drinking buddy say I think I'm starting to winter
over bigger and Linda Bachman say, you know.

Speaker 5 (03:12):
Not many men can wear pink, but it really looks
good on you.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
Don't mess our next spink tightening adventure, Same married time,
same married channel.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
There's a school you don't find the married nine.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
All right dead?

Speaker 7 (03:32):
Episode three in about an hour. Right now, let's play
beat the blah with that motorcycle Lawyers that ride prize
pack from Lowell Tigers.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
One ain't a hundred.

Speaker 7 (03:41):
Big Show you told free line, get a couple of
contestants and play next. No, we'll get one contestant and
play next unless it doesn't work out, and then we
have one for the backup. I'm gonna shut up now
to let Taser take.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Is a new cast member. Good morning, skick a die,

(04:22):
take a die Die.

Speaker 10 (04:23):
Uh huh.

Speaker 7 (04:24):
Big Sean Radio for you Monday morning with the latest
feature track. When the Big Show bit box and crocodiles
dogger and they'll raise her back. Grizzly chearch for Q
word Grizzly when he hit the bit box. Brought to
you by the Bank of America World.

Speaker 11 (04:38):
Be four hundred.

Speaker 7 (04:38):
Sunday, October thirteenth, Sharto Motor Speedway, maybe on the lenk
when you hit the Big Show dot com get that
on air contest but you can't get through, so I
call you the game that beat the Blonde. See our
contestants Radio, Let's hear her. She is out of Calhoun, Georgia. Ronda,

(05:01):
Good morning, Ronda, help me.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
D oh man, Oh my bad, I turned up the
wrong one. Don't have one of them days. Help me, Ronda,
Help help me? Ronda? Ron all right, Taser you need
to get over.

Speaker 11 (05:20):
There to help.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Yeah, Rondo, are you there, baby.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
Yes, sir?

Speaker 7 (05:28):
Oh right, good, good, well, Rondo, We're gonna ask tell
you some questions. You agree or disagree, get two bells
that's too right for too wrong, and you win the
prize back.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
All right, all right, alright here we are ready go Lamar.

Speaker 7 (05:44):
See that famous statuette given to the winners of television's
Emmy Awards.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Very familiar with those entertainment news of course, that much Washington,
Well they have red.

Speaker 7 (05:57):
They have remained the same since the first ones we're
given out nineteen forty nine. It depicts a beautiful winged
woman wearing a long flowing gown and holding a.

Speaker 12 (06:11):
What holding a non disclosure agreement with Harvey Weinstein. I
believe that she is holding a ball a sphere, If
you will, she's hold here.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
A round thing. A ball.

Speaker 7 (06:27):
A sphere is what she's holding. Ronder you agree with
the spear. It is a sphere, as we're all picturing
the Emmy in our minds, and round it look like
a ball.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
It's an atom.

Speaker 7 (06:45):
Oh, I mean, I don't know, mighty large large?

Speaker 12 (06:49):
Why why why is she holding such a large atom?

Speaker 10 (06:53):
Since Adams are small.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Maybe she's very tiny.

Speaker 10 (06:56):
Maybe it's nineteen forty nine. Men, we've learned a lot
that a apple.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
The material run.

Speaker 7 (07:09):
All right, well, yes, Adam, you know the things running
around it? I guess you know that makes it look
like an item. You right, yes, all right, there's there's
a buzzer right there. Come on, let's get a bell,
so Marcy. One of the first things Disney Park employees
are trained on is a specific way of doing something

(07:32):
that all park workers are required to do. What is that?

Speaker 10 (07:39):
That is? Kneel down before Walt Disney's frozen head.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Did they keep it there? Yeah, in the Magic Castle
third floor. The kneel down for a wall's head.

Speaker 10 (07:56):
It's in the mini fridge in the whole office. No,
they are told to pick up trash.

Speaker 7 (08:03):
Workers going to pick up trash? Ronda agree or disagree?

Speaker 13 (08:11):
I agree your work?

Speaker 7 (08:14):
Yes they are, and they're not allowed to bend over
to pick up the litter.

Speaker 10 (08:20):
Ain't nobody want to see that.

Speaker 7 (08:21):
They're trained how to stoop and scoop and then discreetly
drop it in a waiste can as.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
They walked by. What I didn't have any trash this place.

Speaker 10 (08:33):
I was just watch that the next time I go fun.
I wondered how it kept so clean.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Maybe just drop a little trail. You know, it's happened,
but not on purpose.

Speaker 10 (08:50):
Had a lot of that going around today.

Speaker 7 (08:51):
All right, a bell or a buzzer here? Rhanda, let's
find out what we're gonna get tatter. There is a
good Catholic girl. You should know. Are cats mentioned in
the Bible?

Speaker 12 (09:04):
I mean, you know, Moses seems like a pretty cool
catay Man, Yes, yes.

Speaker 7 (09:15):
He says, yes, cats are mentioned in the Bible. Ronda
agree or disagree.

Speaker 10 (09:24):
I'm gonna disagree.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
And that was the ever ever get rembical knowledge from
a Catholic trust that is a That is a tough one.
But no says they are not.

Speaker 12 (09:43):
I can't remember all and I just have to I cannot.
I'm not a representative for all Catholics. Well, he just said,
don't ever trust the Catholic don't trust.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
That was a little hard.

Speaker 10 (09:58):
That's the guilt coming to.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
I apologize Jesus.

Speaker 7 (10:03):
Riding down a Calhoun, You've got the big old Lord
Tiger's prize pack, naming a hat for the big show
bike and all that comes with the baby.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Congratulations, Thank you, Casey one.

Speaker 7 (10:15):
O six is number one. And by the way, so
you back to the cats question, Cash mentioned the Bible,
said no, even though cats have been domesticating for over
four thousand years, they are not mentioned in the.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Bible at all. Like that, huh.

Speaker 7 (10:34):
Probably that's why you know they're associate with you know,
black cats and chies and crazy like.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
I'm just kidding you. Take a look at that.

Speaker 7 (10:42):
Sorry, good morning, it's a big show on the radio.

(11:18):
Really to you Monday and talk about today's feature track
for the Big Show. Bit boxes, the crocodile stalker, the
razor back, grizzly. You ready found this, has seen this
sign before of y'all get outdoors and move around. You
might have the due to the frequency of human bear encounters.
National Wildlife Federation advising hikers owners fisial when to any

(11:39):
persons that use the outdoors that recreational work related function
to take extra precautions while.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
In the field. So he says sign.

Speaker 7 (11:46):
We advise all outdoorsmen to wear little noisy bells on clothing.
So I say, give advanced warnings w any bears it
might be close by, so you don't take them by surprise.
We also advise anyone using the out of doors and
carry pepper spray in case.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
With an encounter with a bear.

Speaker 7 (12:05):
So outdoorsmen should also be on the watch for fresh
bear activity. Be able to tell the difference between black
bear feces called it black bear scat and grizzly bear scat.
Black bear feces is smaller and contains lots of berries
and squirrel. For grizzly bear feces has bells in it

(12:26):
and smells like pepper.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
So you gotta be very careful.

Speaker 7 (13:00):
Morning, Big Showing's on the radio for you. Monday morning.
Turn on my phone on up. Woke up this morning
feeling weird.

Speaker 13 (13:09):
My head's on fire and stow's my rear, my hands
fol up and the sounds my body's making our rude.
Whoa no, Something tells me I been eating Chinese food.
Hell up as my angel. Huh yeah, I'm a ted
askew this am.

Speaker 5 (13:32):
Marcella and I had chopped.

Speaker 13 (13:33):
Suey at Long Fong louise more like Hong Kong fooies. Well,
I made the mistake of trying to order in their language.
See I've been listening to that Rosetta stone course, but
I think my Mandarin has been meandering. I thought I
was ordering chicken, but I think I got kitten.

Speaker 5 (13:53):
What's that?

Speaker 13 (13:54):
Maybe that's the reason I've been so catty lately. I
can now say I was here today. Your synapse inspired
on all cylinder list. Why don't you run along and
freshen up your fabulousness? Then I'll hold down the fortress
of blonditude. Okay, if she goes into the blue whooped
you nude and she's gone, oh lord, Whenever she gets

(14:21):
in a taxi, the driver keeps the vacant sign on
make shoe fiftick up?

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Help you?

Speaker 11 (14:28):
Well?

Speaker 13 (14:28):
Well, hello, ass, what can I do for you? You
just wanted to let us know that you weren't feeling
good and you wouldn't be coming in today. All that
too bad, said nobody?

Speaker 14 (14:45):
Uh huh.

Speaker 13 (14:48):
You know you don't really work here, right, and that
nobody really cares about your little moon updates and your
star party crap. They just do it to make fun
of you and then our audience hate you.

Speaker 5 (15:02):
Uh huh?

Speaker 13 (15:02):
Then why do you keep coming back? What and give
up show business? Well, I'm sorry you feel bad today.
You know, when I'm feeling under the weather, you know
what makes me feel better?

Speaker 1 (15:17):
They're all better. Somebuddy makes you're fifteen.

Speaker 8 (15:22):
I'm me to help you.

Speaker 13 (15:23):
Oh Marcel, listen, before I forget, you have to go
transfer some money into Checking builds, Darling Builds.

Speaker 12 (15:30):
You know.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
I hate being in debt.

Speaker 5 (15:33):
The Mini Cooper needs repairs.

Speaker 13 (15:34):
The phone's about to be disconnected, and we're past due
on the electric bill. We're about three days away from
being amish full step on it. And the dog gets
worried because this food has gone up to a dollar
fifty a can. That's over ten dollars a can in
dog money. Not really, I got that from Billy's uncle, Buddy.

(15:54):
He's a scream. It's so nice to have an older
person around with a sense of humor.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Huh Oh.

Speaker 13 (16:00):
Babs and I are going to run errands and then
we're going to go back to that art exhibit again today,
Yes again. Well, don't get jealous, but I am just
enamored with this marble statue of a gorgeous hunk of
Greek only wearing a great big fig leaf strategically placed.
And Babs and I are waiting for fall to kick in. Oh,

(16:22):
speak of the devil, Here comes Princess Ley. Yeah, I'll
be old later and Marcel dust So you ready to go?
What's new down the hall? You play trivial pursuit with
some of the salespeople. Well, what was your category? Science
and nature? I mean science and nature?

Speaker 11 (16:41):
How'd it go?

Speaker 13 (16:42):
He asked, expecting the answer to be awful. Really, what
was the question? If you're in a vacuum and someone
calls your name, can you hear it?

Speaker 11 (16:52):
Well?

Speaker 5 (16:52):
What was your answer? Is it on or off?

Speaker 13 (16:55):
I don't think you're supposed to answer with Never mind,
Daddy's gonna need his powders in an ivy today.

Speaker 8 (17:01):
To the Mini Cooper.

Speaker 13 (17:03):
Carry on straight people, Good morny, a'll big shows on
your radio.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
Hello, you perky early risers.

Speaker 13 (17:15):
Here's just the thing to wake you up and get
your blood pumping, the John Boy and Billy Big Show.

Speaker 5 (17:25):
Why, before you know it, you'll be bouncing off the
walls just like me.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
Ooh whah uh uh oh see what I mean?

Speaker 7 (18:16):
Good morning, It's a big showing the radio. Our married
man Monday continues. In minutes, I'll tell you about John
Boy's wonderful thing. Give Away number one hundred and nineteen,
a pair of shotgunshell shot glasses from Bird Dog whiskey
must be twenty one wins.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
You read for married man worthy word.

Speaker 7 (18:43):
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(19:06):
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If you use code JBB, you get twenty percent off.
When I was we eighteen to win. Hang on, play
for them minutes right now.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
My readman, my Ridman drive surrounding a minivan, got my
wife and some kids. His whole life's on the skids. Hey,
there there goes to Mamie man.

Speaker 13 (19:41):
House.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
He feel listen, dude, the sport guys really screwed hanging on.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Buy a bread quart of milk, loaf of bread.

Speaker 6 (19:50):
Hay.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
There there goes Tom Man, got a big gas grew.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
Buys his clothes at the gap and he's just it's
about had enough.

Speaker 6 (20:02):
For this car.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Mary mandy man, friendly neighborhood.

Speaker 5 (20:08):
Married man.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Has nothing life.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
I'll let him do what the she says. It's about
timing groo. Wherever there's a school love, you'll find the
married man.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
Oh, oh, my head?

Speaker 5 (20:28):
Where where? It's about time you regained consciousness?

Speaker 8 (20:31):
What my old arch enemy divorced man? What's going on here?

Speaker 5 (20:36):
And where am I?

Speaker 13 (20:37):
Welcome to my subterranean bachelor pad and secret hideout. If
you'll watch the monitor, I've got a little video here.
I thought you'd find very interesting a video.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Hmm.

Speaker 8 (20:53):
It's like some sort of nightclub.

Speaker 13 (20:55):
Yes, the pink because he kept the lound to be exact.
It's a gentleman's club. It should look familiar. You were
there less than an hour ago. I was, and I
must say you are quite the party animal thanks to
a dose of my newest creation, swerve gas.

Speaker 8 (21:12):
Swerve gas.

Speaker 5 (21:14):
Do you have to answer everything I say the question?

Speaker 1 (21:17):
Yes, swerve gas.

Speaker 13 (21:19):
One whiff put you completely under my control, ready to
get your swerve on.

Speaker 4 (21:25):
I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with that term.

Speaker 5 (21:28):
It means hot to trout. Just watch, I've got the
whole thing on videotape.

Speaker 8 (21:32):
Hey, that guy at the bar, it looks like drinking buddy.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Gee, imagine that.

Speaker 5 (21:37):
Actually it's the artist formerly known as Drinking Buddy. Married man.

Speaker 13 (21:43):
Say hello to my once in future sidekick, liquor lad.

Speaker 8 (21:47):
I say you ain't canvas tapspot.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Ain't you drinking buddy?

Speaker 8 (21:52):
You've moved back over to the dark side?

Speaker 4 (21:55):
But why well, I I'll ever see it one time,
a little less cameras, a little more action.

Speaker 5 (22:02):
Say he is an interesting shot coming up?

Speaker 8 (22:05):
What is that, college buddy?

Speaker 13 (22:07):
Yes, I suppose he's a little hard to see with
that dancer on his lap.

Speaker 8 (22:11):
You mean he's been seduced by the dark side tool.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Well, seduce might be a tad strum, but uh, I
got her numbers.

Speaker 8 (22:18):
You never know the college buddy.

Speaker 4 (22:20):
Thank goodness you're here, Untimy, so we can put these
loose living lunatics in their place.

Speaker 7 (22:25):
Sorry, pal, I'm on their team now, what chum say?
It ain't so no offense, Mary Man. We had a
good run, but well you're just not as much fun
to hang out with as you used to be.

Speaker 8 (22:38):
He's got a point, big guy. I Me and Drew
bid Geors ain't like you.

Speaker 4 (22:41):
We still like to get out there and live a
little bit divorce guy bought us a platinum club membership
at the Pink pussy Cat.

Speaker 5 (22:47):
I can't believe this.

Speaker 4 (22:49):
You two are turning your back on everything we fought
so hard for for all these years. Hey, big guy,
check out the screen. Looks like you might be having
some second thoughts yourself.

Speaker 5 (22:59):
Oh yes, miss this fact.

Speaker 13 (23:01):
I'm thinking of sending a copy to America's most career
ending home videos.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
Why that looks like me?

Speaker 13 (23:08):
Yes, and I believe that's young Mercedes escalated getting you
an eat ticket, ride in the bread and food. Let's
listen in on your conversation.

Speaker 14 (23:17):
Oh yeah, bring it, baby, ring it.

Speaker 4 (23:21):
Hold on a second, I got a call coming in.

Speaker 14 (23:23):
Oh crap, it's my wife. Hello.

Speaker 9 (23:27):
Yeah, yeah, what do you want? What am I doing
something I haven't done enough of lately? Having a little
bit of fun? That's right, buzzkiller. Oh when will I
be home? Not till I run out of money, and
maybe not even then. It's that ooh, this is how
I'm gonna act. Maybe I should move out. Hey, I

(23:47):
got a better idea. It's my house, so why don't
you move out? You heard me pack a bag white right,
I'm putting your act on the road.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
See you wouldn't want to be you.

Speaker 8 (24:03):
Dirty, rotten, evil scoundrel.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
What are you done?

Speaker 13 (24:08):
Why, I've ruined your career and even better than that,
I've ruined your marriage.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Your finished married man? No married man? Wait, boy, you
really dozed dollar? Where are we? Well, we're supposed to
be out test driving a new.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
Car, yeah, but right now we're broke down by the
side of the road. The old man girl from CarMax
is checking out under the hood.

Speaker 5 (24:38):
Sorry, guys, engines totally fry. Guess you won't be driving
the sweet little through brew fourth your home after all. Gee,
there's a real shame I called CarMax. They're sending somebody
to pick a thop.

Speaker 4 (24:49):
Hey, anybody for a cocktail while we wait? I think
the Pink pussy Cat's about a block down the road. No,
I mean maybe somebody should stay here with the car.

Speaker 5 (25:00):
Hey, what's with him?

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Sometimes he's a little moody after nap time.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
And so the matrimonial marble cools his heels after a
terrifying trip into the recesses of his own tortured mind.

Speaker 5 (25:14):
Join us again.

Speaker 4 (25:15):
Next time we'll hear Linda Butchman from Carmack say.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Wow, she's hot Mommy like mommy.

Speaker 4 (25:24):
Drinking buddy, say yeah boy, you figure and college buddy
say drinking buddy.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Trust me, you're wasting your time.

Speaker 5 (25:33):
Don't mess on.

Speaker 4 (25:34):
Next specta tightening adventure, same married time, same married channel.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
Well there's a school you'll find the married mine.

Speaker 7 (25:46):
Us unmarried man. Hi, y'all this team up, play wordy word.
Get a couple of contestants. One eight hundred, Big show dood,
NeXT's money morning.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
It's a big show on the radio.

Speaker 7 (26:26):
Visure driving to make show bit box, the crocodiles call
girl coming over there in the hour and.

Speaker 6 (26:33):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
The mina visit the bigshow dot com on the daily basis.

Speaker 7 (26:37):
Will you do click out on their context money can't
get through, we'll call you.

Speaker 8 (26:42):
Well, let's fly with everybody's head about the bed.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
The wordy word, that the worthy word. Let's meet your contestants.
We got John from Hartford, Kentucky.

Speaker 7 (26:52):
Good morning, John, Good morning John, Bunny, well gone, all right,
Well we got we got head out of green Wood,
South Carolina.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
Good morning, head, Good morning, John boy, good morning. All right,
that's John. I'ven Kentucky.

Speaker 11 (27:09):
John.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
There's head down South Carolina. Way right between you all
y'all ready.

Speaker 11 (27:13):
It's all right.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Welcome boys.

Speaker 9 (27:15):
Head.

Speaker 7 (27:15):
You got tator on your side, will be jos. He's
been on his taser today. As sharp as a taser.
That's one of the all right, well head, you relax.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Let's see what me and John can put on the board.

Speaker 7 (27:31):
All John, are you ready, buddy, Let's go John boy,
all right, see what we can do.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
Start the clock now. You carry one of these at night?
It burns.

Speaker 7 (27:41):
Angry villagers carry one flashlight. No, angry villagers, it burns
this wood you set it on fire. It's this primitive
I said, uh huh, all right. During the day, Oh,
feeling on your skin this blank blank, it's clear day.
Look at old it's all up there. It's what tues. Yes, yes, yes, yes,

(28:05):
all right, don't forget to blank the door when you leave.
Blank the door when you leave lock had a boy, Wow,
that sunshine was kind of a curving right.

Speaker 10 (28:16):
I didn't know where you were going to the Olympics.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
The Olympics. I'm talking about angry villagers. Well you have
seen more over them.

Speaker 10 (28:29):
Trick movie.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
You're like, you know, whatever we talk.

Speaker 7 (28:32):
About lately, that's in my head. That's just like, yeah,
we were talking about yea with last Friday. Yeah, angry
villagers at the Dallas Cowboy. All right, anyways, Oh John.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Good work on you and buddy. Somehow you got a
three on the board.

Speaker 7 (28:50):
Alright then, now tater dead, Let's see if y'all can
make some memories.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Are you okay? Yes, Yes, he's got the boys for it.
Time to putting it? Ready? Are you all right?

Speaker 10 (29:03):
You're buying something? It's been marked down.

Speaker 14 (29:04):
It is on.

Speaker 10 (29:06):
S yes, rhymes with it? Rhymes with it? A boy?
Is this gender?

Speaker 14 (29:11):
Or is this?

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Yes?

Speaker 10 (29:14):
Rhymes with it? The holy blank it's a yes, sir,
rhymes with it. Shamou was one?

Speaker 1 (29:20):
Well?

Speaker 10 (29:21):
Rhymes with it? This is how the blind read.

Speaker 14 (29:25):
Bill rhymes with it.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
Farmer in the what?

Speaker 10 (29:30):
Farmer in the blank? Farmer And no, I don't know.
I can't say that.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
All right, you do, y'all got you had them easy
rhymes going. You took it back.

Speaker 7 (29:43):
That's the way you playworthy word oside John. They're leading
by two, five to three.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
All right, just watching. Let's see John what we can
do for round two? Are you ready, buddy? I'm ready, buddy, Okay,
at the clock. Now, what's his name? Blank? Earn Hard yes,
rhymes with it. Hey, Yes, rhymes with it.

Speaker 7 (30:10):
Another word for beer over in Old England, Yes, uh huh,
rhymes with it. At college next to Harvard is uh
the holler real loud?

Speaker 14 (30:22):
Yes, uh huh.

Speaker 7 (30:23):
All right, okay, that is blank made right here in
the States. It is blank made, not rhyming blank here
and what this country?

Speaker 1 (30:36):
I couldn't get on.

Speaker 7 (30:38):
That's but if we put a four on the board
and took your buzzes, buzzers gone. All right, let's go
five hours five ed tator watch watch, so let's go
and explain what you are fighting about.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
The word was Dale daylor was going farmer in the dale.
But that's d E l L. And Brandon said, watch
this and blank Earnhardt. He's very popular. He's been popular
around here.

Speaker 12 (31:08):
You've been.

Speaker 10 (31:09):
That's how he's found a l e.

Speaker 7 (31:12):
Alright, all right, okay, so anyway, let's let's get back
to it. And he's trying to win this game here too,
will tie three, will win it?

Speaker 4 (31:23):
All right?

Speaker 1 (31:24):
All right, ready, go.

Speaker 10 (31:26):
I'm proud to be a what.

Speaker 7 (31:29):
That's good.

Speaker 12 (31:29):
I'm proud to be thank you. There's lots of people
they they're blank surfing. There's so many people. It's a
huge We brought out a huge blank, a big audience,
a huge Oh you're an awesome blank. They went wild
and the blank wild no, the people, Yes you.

Speaker 10 (31:54):
Bounty is a brand of ease.

Speaker 11 (31:56):
Bounty Man, I said, with my boots on it, I
don't know when.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
I should have got on. So he goes, that was
Lee Greenwood.

Speaker 7 (32:15):
Have I been around here thirty years so I know
Lee Greenwood? American Man, John for John. You can try
getting in time, Buddy.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
We appreciate you playing man.

Speaker 7 (32:31):
Appreciate that, all right, buddy, down to Greenwood. You claimed
the big old price buy good games.

Speaker 14 (32:37):
Huh oh cool man, Hey listen, if you got a minute,
thank you. Thank you for everything y'all do on the
Big Show. And you're a lot bigger part of people's
mornings and in lives and days, and we really do
appreciate you out here in radio land that you want
to head for for you know, renewing your contract. We
don't know what we do without you, and we look
forward to every morning.

Speaker 13 (32:57):
Man.

Speaker 14 (32:58):
I'm a first time caller and I am truly a
first time caller, first time, first call, first win, and
thanks to Tayor, I like that you got it a triple.

Speaker 11 (33:12):
Move you.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
All right?

Speaker 7 (33:20):
Good morning, I got the big show on the radio.
Open idea that one uh see you talking about bid request?
Ka Lundquist from Columbus, Mississippi says, needing to hear Raven's
voice play something from Rave Daddy. You gotta Kay coming
up next.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Good morning. This will make shold the radio.

Speaker 7 (34:03):
When I've be requests from Kay Lundquist out of Columbus, Mississippi,
wasn't here Raper's voice.

Speaker 11 (34:10):
So we can do that.

Speaker 7 (34:12):
Later in the week we'll have Wally Wally Whoosy kind
of debate goring on around here with end episode.

Speaker 11 (34:19):
I lavely one too.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
We have a job saying. Later in the week we'll
have Wally Wally Whoosy.

Speaker 10 (34:23):
And I wrote it down in my planner.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
Ego Clay the famed story from.

Speaker 6 (34:32):
Rape Old Doug Roberchak, he's always out front and his
column yesterday he says, Lord Lawrence Olivier was born in Darking, England.
This is offered, says Doug. Is a point of interest
for theater buffs, and not as a childish attempt to
get something past the amazing killer editors. That's Darking England.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
You can look it up.

Speaker 6 (34:54):
Well, Doug, I have my dog in my hand right now,
even as I speak my that I brought back from Vietnam. Intact, Yes,
I have one dong here in my hand, and now
I'm going.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
To drop this dong on the desk. Here goes there.

Speaker 6 (35:16):
Yes, I'll agree, do it again. It was a leaden sound,
wasn't it. But no childish attempt to get something past
our amazing killer editors. That was the legitimate sound of
one dong dropping. It is a coin I brought back
from Vietnam in nineteen sixty seven. Legal tender date on
it is nineteen sixty four. Above that is a plant.

(35:39):
It could be a marijuana plant, but I suspect it's
intended to be a rice plant. Turning my dong over,
I see on the other side it says Vietnam Congha
one dong.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
Look it up.

Speaker 6 (35:53):
So if you see a Vietnam vet who tells you
he's holding onto his dong, he's not pandering to prurian interest.
He too has a coin in his hand, and if
he jingles his dogs before you, well he'll be a
most unusual gentleman. Indeed, now I'm putting this in an
envelope and sending it the robo check. Doug, my dog

(36:14):
will soon be in your hands. That's so down Moore

(36:38):
of us, sound like he got a dog in his hands.
Turn of loves down to tuner.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.

Speaker 7 (37:13):
Today's feature Dragman to make show bedbox keyword grizzly for
this episode, not a crocodile Dagger.

Speaker 15 (37:23):
Animal Channel presents the crocodile Stalker traveling around the world
in search of exotic wildlife, then annoying the crap out
of him.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
Now Here Steve, Thanks Darling, and gooday Steve.

Speaker 13 (37:38):
Here in the Great American Northwest, on on the trail
of the deadliest mammal in North America, a raizor back
grizzly bear. This bad boy is a real monster. You
can spot him a mile away by that huge ridge,
a thick bristles down his back, and his huge bull
like tusks, and what an attitude like a cross between
John Rocker and Goldberg. He's down to be close by.

(38:02):
Just look at this fresh kill. It's a female bull elk,
a poor old girl. That's what you get for being
low in a food chain. You know, these magnificent beasts
mate for life. I'd hate to be here when the
male bull elk shows up. Oh, Daddy's home. I don't
think he sees me yet. You know, there's nothing more

(38:22):
majestic or dangerous than a bull elk in full furious charge.
Let's see if we could get his attention.

Speaker 6 (38:29):
That a mate.

Speaker 13 (38:30):
Come, see what the naughty beat did to the messies? Oh,
here he comes, and he doesn't look happy.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Just look at him.

Speaker 13 (38:38):
Oh he's gorgeous. What a powerful beast. There's over a
ton of angry venison on the hoof. You know, the
impact of a charging bull elk is the equivalent of
being hit by a speeding eighteen wheeler. You'd have to
be crazy not to get out of the way. W

(38:58):
What like I b landed in a tree?

Speaker 1 (39:01):
Pretty eye up too?

Speaker 5 (39:03):
And what did I tell you about the bull elk?

Speaker 1 (39:05):
What power?

Speaker 13 (39:06):
I think he might have broke a couple of ribs.
Now I should be safe up here anyway, Oh, bonses,
what a view? This truly is beautiful country. Look at
that blue sky?

Speaker 5 (39:18):
Hey, what's niece?

Speaker 8 (39:19):
You look up there?

Speaker 1 (39:20):
It's a nest.

Speaker 13 (39:22):
Let's climb up and take a look. BlimE me, little
baby atlings and from their markings. I'd say they were
the great northwest crested eagle, very rare on the endangered list.
I'm afraid something might have happened to the mother. They're
very protective, you know, and not likely to straightfarf from
the nest.

Speaker 5 (39:40):
Just look how adorable they are.

Speaker 13 (39:42):
Come here, little fella, Even at this age, they're incredibly bloodthirsty,
and their little beaks and a razor sharp, shop enough
to tear apart the little treats that mama brings, and
sharp enough to sever a man's finger too.

Speaker 5 (39:56):
Apparently that must be hungry drink.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
They must be stalby.

Speaker 13 (40:03):
Don't worry, little ones here comes bymy Just look at
that wingspan and those talons look sharp.

Speaker 12 (40:08):
Is not.

Speaker 13 (40:10):
Money? What a form or have held onto that branch
up there. But there's little bugger's bit my thumbs off.
Luckily there's bull elkcock has broke my form. Nobody move.

(40:32):
It's the big race a back grizzly come back to feet.
What a unique opportunity. He's beautiful and what an appetite.
Those massive jaws can snap.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
A man's leg like that.

Speaker 13 (40:46):
No losing a lot of blood. Now they gotta try
to remain stealing. It's odd when a muscle like this
is eating your leg. Look at those bristles on his back.
You know the say if you rub them backwits, it
makes them insane. Let's just test that theory. Thanks can't
get much worse. Get rolling close, A pretty sharp too,

(41:13):
gets dark earlier and here Lacy go for health.

Speaker 5 (41:17):
There's trouble at the old Mill.

Speaker 15 (41:20):
Tune in again next week for another episode of a
Crocodile Soccer.

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