October 1, 2024 • 41 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Tater has her new list of What to Watch.. - Today is National Pumpkin Spice Day, so we’ll let Mad Max and Phil McCracken weigh in on that subject.. - Murray has a tough sell to handle as he takes on a new client, The Latinos for Trump.. - We’ll check in with NASCAR Hall of Fame, Ricky Rudd to see what he’s up to these days.. - Terry Hanson checks in from his couch in St. Louis to deliver his Sports Briefs.. - Hoyt and the boys perform “A Couple of Beers”.. - and Lipless will finish up with a Carolina Panthers Roast…
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Gaga Doodle doo, HAVANAO. It is Tuesday, first day of October,
and a big show's on the radio. Everybody, We're here
for you. Oh, don't wake mad, mix up you. He's
gonna wake up to National Pumpkin Spice Day. Always gonna
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make him mad.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
He can smell it.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Last year they came out with plunking Spies whites and
that bat did it in for the boy. I was
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of Famer Ricky Rudd. He's Grand Marshall for the Bank
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there's a National Taco Day. Taco later on National Fruit
at Work Day. Pick him out and honor him.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
All looking at him.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
National Fire Pump Day. Recognize the Canine firefighters, all right.
National hair Day, go higher, beautiful bear bear got nice hire.
He's on camera. You'll look at it. Fruit. National Homemade
(02:41):
Cookies Day. I think homemade now consists of if you
buy him and you you pull him out of the
little thing and put him on the sheet of and
that's pretty close for a lot of us.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
Yeah, that considered baked him. My sister in law still
as the home baked like the you know from scratch.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Wow, man, I wish I had somebody in my life.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Don't do.
Speaker 7 (03:13):
All right?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
You are a baker a right. National Black Dog Day
encourages the adoption of a dog in the darker shades.
Speaker 6 (03:23):
Get passed over at the shelters.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Yeah, the black labs very popular in my circles. So
let's see this alright then, So yeah, well we'll we'll
circle back to National Pumpkin Spice today when mix wakes up.
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in the hat. It is October first. It was nineteen
seventy one. Walt Disney World opened in Orlando, Florida. Exactly
eleven years later, Epcot Center opened on this day.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
It almost bankrupted them. Epcot did. Yeah, it put them
way in the box.
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I think they'll be all right now.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
Yeah, I think they're doing just great. Have you seen
the ticket prices lately?
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I hadn't seen them early. Yeah, that's true.
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Kind to hide things from.
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You did ninety seven to curtail growing alcoholism, the Congress
of the scorching hot Mexican state of Tabasco banned the
sale of cold beer. Residents could continue to buy all
the warm beer they wanted. And then my ideal, Tabasco
mexicansells hot.
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Yeah.
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Finally, on this day, No. Two, police chasing a gang
of car thieves in Columbia lost their suspects when they
were stopped at a toll booth. The gang flew through
the toe booth, but workers flagged down the pursuing police car.
They wouldn't let it leave until officers paid the toe. Well,
that time, the thieves that chased twenty five miles from
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I just jump out, catch you up on your news.
National Punking Spices Day. Call from mad Match coming up next.
(09:15):
I got to I'm sorry, Eli morn i a bike
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se on the radio, Tuesday, October, the first National Bucking
Spice Day, twenty minutes away. A pompy my man stands
right now. All right, let's get this go. Good morning,
Big show Combo and Billings.
Speaker 8 (10:09):
No mad mags here?
Speaker 1 (10:11):
How's he going now?
Speaker 8 (10:13):
You think I'm maddern frog here? Lit three ways? Wait?
That's how fine? I well, boys, it's October again, one
of the nerve wrackingess months of the year because it's
less cram punkin spice into everything, whether it needs it
or not.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Punk is it me or.
Speaker 8 (10:34):
Is punkin Spice got a tad out of control? Punkin
Spice coffee, punkin Spice, creamer, punkin Spice muffins, punkin Spice cheerios,
and nobody else has said I will punkin Spice can
kiss my big old punkin shaped buck. I actually did
(10:55):
some research on this particular topic. Turns out Starbucks started
the whole punkin Spice palooza back in two thousand and
four with their extra special limited edition punkin Spice Latte.
Now you ain't ever had one, is basically a regular
lat tea with nutmeg, cinnamon, and clothes mixed in it. Now,
(11:21):
if you study that recipe for a minute, you might
notice something. There ain't a lick of actual punkin in it,
which means punkin Spice is to real punkin what candy
corn is to real coin. In other words, they made
it up. Punkin Spice is the fake news of food,
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but that ain't kept it from putting it in everything
you can buy in a store or restaurant during the
whole month lot. That's just then, Ihop has jumped on
the punkin Spice train too. They're teaming up with some
beer company to make something called punkin and cake stout.
I repeat that, punkin pancake stout. It's a beer that
(12:07):
taste like pumpkin spice pancakes. All right, First of all,
what idiot gave I hop a liquor like? Because that
ain't gonna end well. This ain't the first time pancakes
and beer have been together at AHA, but it usually
happens inside of a drunk after the order from pancast.
(12:29):
Do we really need to add punkin spice to this
devil's broom? How many of the basic food groups do
you want to mess up at the same time? I
beg the only way I could get excited about something
named punkin pancake stout is if it was doing a
ninety yard kickoff return at the Alabama Auburn Gun. Now
(12:51):
here's my idea punkin spice preparation. H now weyable in
Halloween fun size, when the trigger traders ring the doorbell,
you go, howdy there, spider Man. I think you know
what you can do with this. I see Dad Cantaign.
Now this Halloween punkin spice goes where it's never gone
(13:12):
to hang in there America. When October is over with
punkin spice everything. We'll be done till next year, and
all we'll have to deal with this. Eight straight whis
some happy Honda day. For now, this is mad Mike
playing sat down, shut up, and quit putting nutmeg in
(13:33):
my beard.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
John Boys, y'all have.
Speaker 9 (13:36):
A nice day, dude.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Tuesday morning, Big Show's on the radio. Well, us all
stand chatting up the snack lady. I'm sure when she
kicks him to the curb, he'll pop in.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
WHOA, don't mind if I do, John Boy, Randy, Jackie Tater,
Big Show, Lesener, Barry Hapsen on the monitor.
Speaker 8 (14:20):
We end.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Any luck with a snack lady.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Well, as a matter of fact, my bullcap young friend,
I now have her number. Really you know it, Brosep,
I'm down the clown ready to romance Riggy Tajiggy. As
I've heard it said, it looks like.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
You look might have chained. Stand what happened?
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Well, I finally deduced the thing that sabotaged my amoriate.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
It was the demon drink Ah, so you stopped drinking.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
It was time, John Boy, I knew when I made
a huge faux path, a faux pas, a crude my statement,
a verbal famble, a spoken schmagegge was it's a story. Well,
I was at Red Blobster Lobster. No, no, Red Blobster.
It's like Hooters, but with seafood, and all the waitresses
tend to be on the hefty side, beautifully bulky, deliciously
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thick stout to put it bluntly.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Well, did you have a few too many and hit
on a hostess?
Speaker 5 (15:14):
Sadly?
Speaker 3 (15:15):
No, it was a fellow patron. She was, have you
got a minute? She was seated in a booth and
was holding a baby, a baby she decided to feed,
and not with a bottle. If you smell what the
stand is cooking, I got it well. I was on
my seventh Alaskan duck fart.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Wait what oh?
Speaker 3 (15:31):
The Alaskan duck fart. It's a layered cocktail that is
visually appealing and extremely intact.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Again, okay, got it well.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
I was also intoxicated by the fair damsel's beauty, fortified
by liquid courage. When the waiter asked if I'd like
anything else, I motioned to her and I said, I'll
have what the kids have it?
Speaker 1 (15:51):
So did you get a phone number? Yes?
Speaker 3 (15:53):
For an attorney? So I decided then and there I
was on the proverbial wagon.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Well, good for you. I'm proud.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
I will say this is not the first time I
tried to quit. A few years ago. I woke up
one Sunday morning with a solid buzz still clinging to
my brain. But I had enough of my faculties to
know I needed to do something. So I stumbled quite
literally across the baptismal service at the condo pand the
minister said, are you ready to find Jesus? I said hell, yes,
(16:23):
so he dunked me in the water. When he pulled
me up, he said, did you find Jesus? I said nope,
so he dunked me again. After about thirty seconds, he
pulled me up. Brother, did you find Jesus yet? I
said nope, So he dunked me again, this time for
about a minute. When he pulled me up, he said, sinner,
have you still not found Jesus? I said no, Are
you sure this is where he fell in?
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Well, at first you don't succeed.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Drink again. Well, I'm going to call the snack lady
for a hot day. Now she wants me to do
her taxes. Hey, I'll take what I can get.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Laters, Good morning you got a big show on the radio.
More chance for you to win. Coming up after your
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B this is Spanjordi Arts in all the apron Hammer Langerford, Norway.
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After around to kick the Wolverine.
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There's nothing like sitting back, drinking a great Big Harring
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and Bay. There's a bond in this one.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Good morning and it's a big showing the radio running
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Rudd go and join us. He happens to be the
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is what to watch from Tayler Taman News tell you
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Speaker 5 (18:42):
But you might not want to do then because it's
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Naming a hat that the Big Show dot com. Good luck,
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right now from the desk. If tentertainment news is what
to watch, here's Marcy Taylor.
Speaker 6 (19:30):
Moreen starting off with the box office. As always, the
animated movie The Wild Robot opened at number one at
the weekend box office, earning about thirty five million. The movie,
featuring the voices of Lupida, Pedro Pascal and Ving Raims
We Have the Mertz, follows a robot shipwrecked on a
deserted island. Director Francis Ford Coppola's or Coppola's Megalopolis bombed
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at the box office, atlanted in sixth place with only
four million, and it's the sci fi epic it cost
one hundred and twenty.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
Million to produce, So I think there's a lot of people.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Getting old DARPA.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Back to the top five. Beetlejuice.
Speaker 6 (20:10):
Beetlejuice came in second place. Transformers one, the animated Transformers movie,
came in third place. Devara Part one came in fourth place.
I'm not it's an Indian tell Ugu language action drama Tellugo.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
I've got a phone number for our entertainment reorder.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
She's busy.
Speaker 6 (20:32):
I tried, and coming in fifth was Speak No Evil.
It went from third to fifth place.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
That sounds scary, scared.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
All right.
Speaker 6 (20:44):
So in theaters this weekend the long awaited Joker Folly
adun to do Friends without that, as I am saying,
it means the madness if you joker fully add that's
the name.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Of the movie.
Speaker 6 (21:00):
It is French. I'm butchering it, but that is French
to me. It translates into the Madness of two. So
Arthur Flecker, No, it's just the title Madness of too.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
So it's the Joker and the Penguin, I believe.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
No, it's the Joker and Harley Quinn.
Speaker 6 (21:19):
So this is where Arthur Fleck is institutionalized at Arkham,
awaiting trial for his crimes as the Joker. While struggling
with his dual identity He's not he, he not only
stumbles upon true love, but also finds the music that's
always been inside him. Lady Gaga is Harley quinn Ah
and Joaquin Phoenix is the Joker, brings the music, fall
(21:43):
in love and then the madness of two. They share
their insanity and that's the White Bird also comes out
this weekend. Why White Bird a Wonder Story. It serves
as both the prequel and the sequel to the twenty
seventeen movie Wonder, and it stars Gillian Anderson Helen mirren
(22:07):
Is and it's based on several two true stories with
fiction folded in. So if you've seen Wonder, you'll want
to see a Whitebird. Streaming Streaming TV for those of
you who don't want to leave the house, which is
Truth Behind the Trials, that's on Disney Plus. It's a
limited series Why were thousands of people, mostly women executed
(22:30):
for an impossible crime? Six terrifying true stories from Europe
and America uncover the truth of those women prosecuty for
being witches face off inside the NHL Season one that's
on Prime video.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
It's a docu series.
Speaker 6 (22:43):
It will give unprecedented access to the National Hockey League's
biggest teams and most compelling characters, all at different stages
of the career. So hockey fans look for Face Off
inside the NHL on Prime video.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
All right, deal, Well, thank you very much for that report, Dato.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Yeah, yeah you will, Kim.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Let's get us a winner. Let's play John Boy Jeopardy
review yesterday's question. We found out, with an annual production
run topping over three hundred million a year, this well
known Danish toy company is technically the world's largest manufacturer
of rubber tires.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
Who is Lego?
Speaker 1 (23:17):
The Legos? We won't figure out the whole rubber deal about.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
And you've seen him.
Speaker 6 (23:22):
It's the extra parts, because you can build a bunch
of trucks and cars and all sorts of vehicles.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
With the Legos.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Fun Legos. All right, Well, today's John Boyjeopardy. Starting in
two thousand and one, the official Monopoly mascot, Rich Uncle
Pennybags changed his name to mister Monopoly, and he also
gave up this ah.
Speaker 6 (23:45):
What is half his fortune to missus ant Pennybags.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
I don't think you got the bore. I don't think
it was married. What's y'all got one eight hundred Big Show?
You told free line across there? Can we play John
boyd Jepity next.
Speaker 8 (24:29):
Good Morning?
Speaker 1 (24:29):
It's a big showing the radio running through your Tuesday,
October the first Today's feature track for the Big Show
bit Box Liftless roasting Carolina Panthers. This was a previous roast.
We're not roasting them right here after two weeks cebuar
one again.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
This was an other time we were in a slump.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Gey word is a roast in the mid box. Brought
to you by the Bank of America. Rob four hundred Sunday,
October thirteenth, shot him on the speedway. Catch up at
the Grand Marshal, mister Ricky Rudd coming up About an
hour happened season right now, let's playing Yeses live across America.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
It's John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Oh wow what and now your host?
Speaker 5 (25:12):
I just got this from Liftless. It's a left hoover.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
He accidentally left Panthers tickets on the dash of his
car and somebody smashed a window and left two more.
He's John Boy and they paid a Danny out of Friddenville, Tennessee.
Good morning, Danny, Good morning, Danny. How are you my pal?
(25:35):
Missus kellisip winner? Go back? Well, alright, Danny, you got
the first shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning. Starting
in two thousand and one, the official Monopoly mascot, Rich
Uncle Pennybags changed his name to mister Monopoly, and he
(26:00):
also gave this up.
Speaker 8 (26:04):
I'll say, his money bags.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
You say he gave up his money bags carrying them around.
Let's see. I don't think he had the visible money
bags with him.
Speaker 8 (26:17):
Does he? Oh?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Yeah, doesn't that? All right? Well, my bad, we'll good
guess Danny, but wrong, Sorry, buddy, Brandy, Danny, thank you
for playing, buddy. Of a great day.
Speaker 5 (26:29):
God man.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Let's go to jodyre He down in Mary in South Carolina.
Good morning, Jody, Hey go today. How are you doing,
hey man? We're doing good? Jody?
Speaker 7 (26:40):
All right?
Speaker 1 (26:41):
All right, all right? Well Danny over in Tennessee. Had
a shot at it and miss it. Now you up, Jody?
What about?
Speaker 6 (26:51):
Remind me of it?
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Kind of reminded me of Bill Clinton. My ass is
gonna be I think. Well, let's see, did he give
up his cigar?
Speaker 8 (27:06):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (27:06):
He did?
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Like that but yeah, Jody. An interesting side fact, most
people will argue that mister Monopoly wore a monocle, but
he never did, and we all thought he had one
of us. Yeah, Taylor had to pull it up to
look at it. So Parker Brothers.
Speaker 5 (27:30):
I did the research on it last week and Parker.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Brothers confound it never had a monocle. Okay, Jody, good work, buddy.
You're what you're cozy you're causing. Oh okay, can you
give me your name? Well, Jackie will take care of
your whole name, address and everything to get you that
(27:55):
Southern East Pets back, Jody. So if you hang on,
we almost there. Fatima the hour the top of your
news National Pumpkin Spice Day looking find somebody around it
likes it. Oh, film a cracking that might work. Hang out,
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Good morning, there's a big show on a radio. Alright here,
turn that microphone on out front where and I walk
in your store to get my cup of Joe.
Speaker 11 (29:04):
Before you even ask, the answer is always no.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Don't make me mad and have.
Speaker 11 (29:11):
To tell you twice no, pumpkin spice. I know that
I supposed to be a real big deal, but you
put that in my cup and I make you gonna squeal.
I'll strap your head into a metal es.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
No pumpkin spice if.
Speaker 11 (29:34):
You wanna get a tip, No pumpkin spy.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Oh hello, Babs, my angel, I see you have your
cup of pumpkin spice latte back. How can you drink that?
It's yummy? Is drinking wine made in the back of
a toilet yummy? Is guzzling a cup of chaucepit yummy?
Is the McRib yummy? Well you got me there, You sista,
(30:03):
have lost your mind? What do I mean? There's only
two pumpkins? Okay, pie and bread peer e udd. When
you start putting it in coffee and ice cream and
cereal and spam and deodorant, you cheapen it. Suddenly pumpkin
isn't special anymore. If everything is pumpkin spice, then nothing
is pumpkin spice. That is perhaps too deep for you.
(30:25):
Let me put it this way. Please don't do to
pumpkin what white women over forty did to yoga pants.
Gross and scene, completely off topic. What is that intoxicating
perfume you're wearing? It's absolutely divine. Pumpkin spice will play
(30:47):
Jane blonde. Now that's your cue to skidoo. We have
a busy day ahead. Off you go. You're potty bound. No, no,
don't make a sound. Wrong way now, I not steel
the wrong way. That's that's the waste basket.
Speaker 5 (31:01):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
I'll be waiting.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
That's a fike guss And she's gone sigh for almost
twenty years. She thought Pumpkin was dating your cousin. Joh
boy Man beg Joe Pup speaking. I'm John boy Man
beg Sho pup speaking.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
I'm gonna help you.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Oh, hello, ass show Nerd. Did the Big Show have
a Halloween party this year? Yes, of course you didn't
understand the directions. What's so hard about up your ass
and to the left? That never gets old? Randy's right
(31:42):
on his cues today.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Joh boy Baby begs Joe felping.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
I'm gonna help you, Oh, Marcelf, Oh you know, same old,
sad old, just not the same as the old place.
We were a free wheeling, no holds barred, anything goes
little kingdom, and suddenly we have to share our little
kingdom with humorless by the book, I'm telling hr Due,
I've got all these wonderful off color and tasteless jokes.
(32:09):
I first thing, get that seems to tell and I
don't dare because it might trigger someone's widow pee weeens gag. Oh,
and there is no sense of fashion here, like at all.
They all dressed like a cross between Pee Wee's Playhouse
and he Hall with haircuts by pouth Malone. This is
the future of broadcasting. What is the mess on the bed?
(32:33):
That's my Halloween costume?
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Leave it alone.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
I know it's a hoodie and cargo shorts. I went
as John Fetterman. I know gross, right, I mean even
Frankenstein put on a sport coat. Okay, here comes ms
Peroxi Fresh, I'll see you tonight, and Marcel Dust here
she is ready to take on the day. What is
it with you? You look like you've seen Smarty Marty naked again.
(33:00):
You had a supernatural experience.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Oh do tell you?
Speaker 3 (33:04):
You said pumpkin spice into the mirror three times, and
a white girl in yoga pants appeared and told you
everything she likes about the fall Fi. I told you
it was nothing but trouble, all right, Grab a handful
of becy powders to the Mini Cooper, Carry on straight, Papa.
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Good morning, it's big sewing the radio. This seems like
good ideas. Call our agent, right quicks, who's on the desk?
And red Hot.
Speaker 7 (33:57):
Hello Incorporated?
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Hellos is mister Pesto. We'll take that as a year.
So how's it going. We'll take that as can't complain? Okay?
Listen is Murray in? We'll take that as yes he is.
Oh please, I'll pag him for you.
Speaker 7 (34:19):
May had big news. Our sister division, Red Hot Marketing
and Public Relations, just signed a major new client. We'll
be doing promotional concepts for a recently formed and very
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well funded political action committee.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Wow, who is it?
Speaker 7 (34:44):
Latinos for Trump?
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Whoa what? It sounds like a tough gig.
Speaker 7 (34:48):
We think of it as a challenging opportunity with a
huge upside.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Well, how do you market Donald Trump to Latinos? You
know they're not real crazy about him.
Speaker 7 (34:58):
Hey, marketing to angry and highly resistant audiences is my specialty.
I've been pushing Jimbo and Bobby for the last thirty years.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
So what's you play?
Speaker 7 (35:09):
Well, the first thing we need is a catchy campaign slogan,
and I think we found one. Check it out. Hello
Grande Boca Grande ronde suenos.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
So what does that mean in English?
Speaker 7 (35:23):
Big mouth, big hair, big dreams. Then we follow that
up with slogan number two Toto s mahorr, corn l grind.
Speaker 8 (35:33):
Craquell, which means.
Speaker 7 (35:35):
Everything's better with the big crackers. Are you kidding? We're
talking about Donald Trump. He's successful, he's confident, he has
direct access to every contestant in the Miss Universe project.
What man wouldn't want that?
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Yeah? But what about Latino women, Jimbo?
Speaker 7 (35:53):
Donald Trump has two things every woman in the world
wants and a husband nine billion dollars and a serious
cholesterol prom which inspired our pitch to be Latina voter,
those like this Mucho de Nio Morboso, Maurie Caliente, rich, unhealthy,
(36:14):
very hot.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Murray you really Latinos is gonna vote for Donald Trump?
Speaker 7 (36:19):
Well, of course not. But that's the beauty of it.
When it doesn't work, we just say, oh, we need
some more cash to turn up the heat. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Well, so you're using his own ego against him to
make yourself rich.
Speaker 8 (36:31):
Hello?
Speaker 7 (36:32):
Have you met me?
Speaker 8 (36:33):
This is what I do.
Speaker 7 (36:35):
There's absolutely no downside here, Jimbo. I mean, if it works,
we're rich, and if it blows up. We can just say, hey,
it was latinos for Trump. How good could it be?
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Yeah, well, it sounds like you're in for uphill battle now.
Speaker 7 (36:47):
Now, not to worry, babe, I'm still gonna give your
career the same loving attention I always do, and.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
I supposed to make us feel better.
Speaker 7 (36:55):
Oh, Jimbo please, you're my oldest clients. I would never
put you guys on the burner because nothing is more
important to me than the success of Oh hold on, Baby,
biggy a life. Yeah, tell Bill Cosby, I'll call him
right back. Yeah, the NBC meeting went great.
Speaker 8 (37:12):
We're in.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
You got NBC to hire Bill Cosby again.
Speaker 7 (37:17):
Yes, it's a starring role too. Dateline NBC is doing
four new episodes of To Catch a Predator. Jess, who's
playing the predator?
Speaker 1 (37:27):
You done it again.
Speaker 7 (37:28):
I'm the Jordan Speith of unbookable Celebrities, which Lasley. Let's
say the lunch thing later. Have your machine called.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
My machine and my lunch boy's Billy.
Speaker 7 (37:37):
Him too, and Jimbo called me.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Good morning, and you got the big show on the radio.
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 12 (37:49):
Ah, you're gonna have all them good at two shoes
on the radio and talking about their damn Keith and
having baby nothing hot young man talking trash on the radio.
I like all them opinionated tip men, Rush Limball, Jean Hannity,
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Neil Boyd. There's snow on the roof, there's a fire
in the party. It's getting hot in here. I take
off all my clothes. Who I feel so vulnerable?
Speaker 7 (38:58):
Oh boy, this.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
Makes you on the radio, William Tuesday morning and coming up,
been minutes not shp with the Grand Marshall of the
Bank of America, rob four hundred cutoff phrases, shot him.
Motor speedway happened Sunday, October to thirteenth. Look like somebody
had that up. Looked like maybe about the way for
miss Sunday. Huh. I'm sure Ricky's got their dates in
(39:22):
his color roll. No, yr's a visit all stay here.
October the first you having a birthday? You shared one
with actress singer Julie Andrews. Julie Andrews still kicking at
eighty nine years old. Yeah. Jimmy Cotta third or ninth
US President, Jimmy Cotta, Jimmy Cotta one hundred years old today, Jimmy.
Speaker 4 (39:46):
I think they're both in bad health.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
But yeah, roselands up. Actor Randy Quaid seventy four.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
I think he's still crazy.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
Oh yeah, there's some of the green and don't get
cheap on me. Baseball is Mark McGuire sixty one years old,
Zach Gallifanaka's actor comedian fifty five.
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Between two ferns.
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I look it up.
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It's really funny.
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Actress Brie Larson thirty five. She was on the twenty
one Jump Street You movie with you boys.
Speaker 6 (40:24):
She wasn't on the interview Joe crazy.
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She'd probably been jealous over.
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I know, over the guys, all the attention I was getting.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Who was a honky a honky one of you lost Hill?
Who wasn't that told you you seem like a nice Yeah?
Was that Jonah?
Speaker 7 (40:47):
Who?
Speaker 1 (40:47):
He's good, look smarter and uh we're talking about Suicide
Squad earlier on What to Watch, tant Timing News, Will
You Harley Quinn and the New Joker movie. So this
is like Suicide Squad spin off Birds of Prey, so Journey.
(41:11):
Smollett bell Is thirty eight. She played Black Canary in
that one. Okay, okay, because I saw smoll it, I
thought I was a wonder. I think it's her brother
that came up with that story about the Trump supporters
at two in the morning as Chicago Nigerians wearing Trump
hats beat them up, I was gonna take a subway sandwich, Jesse,
(41:34):
What a idiot. All right, Happy birthday to you since
I think she got all the smarts in the family. Yeah, mainly,
Happy birthday to you, Reggy. Right up next, then we're
going try to beat the blonde for prizes. Big show
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The tattered caucasses of other morning shows lit at the battlefield.
You're listening to the victors in this morning radio war,
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Speaker 1 (01:10):
Gaga Doodle doo, HAVANAO. It is Tuesday, first day of October,
and a big show's on the radio. Everybody, We're here
for you. Oh, don't wake mad, mix up you. He's
gonna wake up to National Pumpkin Spice Day. Always gonna
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make him mad.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
He can smell it.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Last year they came out with plunking Spies whites and
that bat did it in for the boy. I was
celebrating Iral on Special Way A little later. All right,
how about that Ricky Rudd gonn join US NASCAR Hall
of Famer Ricky Rudd. He's Grand Marshall for the Bank
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of America. Rofull four hundred. Sunday, October thirteenth at Shawd Motors,
there's a National Taco Day. Taco later on National Fruit
at Work Day. Pick him out and honor him.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
All looking at him.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
National Fire Pump Day. Recognize the Canine firefighters, all right.
National hair Day, go higher, beautiful bear bear got nice hire.
He's on camera. You'll look at it. Fruit. National Homemade
(02:41):
Cookies Day. I think homemade now consists of if you
buy him and you you pull him out of the
little thing and put him on the sheet of and
that's pretty close for a lot of us.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
Yeah, that considered baked him. My sister in law still
as the home baked like the you know from scratch.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Wow, man, I wish I had somebody in my life.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Don't do.
Speaker 7 (03:13):
All right?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
You are a baker a right. National Black Dog Day
encourages the adoption of a dog in the darker shades.
Speaker 6 (03:23):
Get passed over at the shelters.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Yeah, the black labs very popular in my circles. So
let's see this alright then, So yeah, well we'll we'll
circle back to National Pumpkin Spice today when mix wakes up.
All right, we got three days in history saved up.
We'll get the first prize pack out and get that
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in the hat. It is October first. It was nineteen
seventy one. Walt Disney World opened in Orlando, Florida. Exactly
eleven years later, Epcot Center opened on this day.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
It almost bankrupted them. Epcot did. Yeah, it put them
way in the box.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I think they'll be all right now.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
Yeah, I think they're doing just great. Have you seen
the ticket prices lately?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I hadn't seen them early. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Kind to hide things from.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
You did ninety seven to curtail growing alcoholism, the Congress
of the scorching hot Mexican state of Tabasco banned the
sale of cold beer. Residents could continue to buy all
the warm beer they wanted. And then my ideal, Tabasco
mexicansells hot.
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Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Finally, on this day, No. Two, police chasing a gang
of car thieves in Columbia lost their suspects when they
were stopped at a toll booth. The gang flew through
the toe booth, but workers flagged down the pursuing police car.
They wouldn't let it leave until officers paid the toe. Well,
that time, the thieves that chased twenty five miles from
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Bogatah were long gone. Wow, add another crime to their list.
And there's our categories one eight hundred Big shows you
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if I was gonna win two in a row. That
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John Boy Billy to give the prizes from the Big
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Let's go contested number one.
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This should really be a lot of fun when you're
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the best time you love.
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A big shots. Let's say here, Amy from Springs Cities,
tell us we shot Good morning, Amy. Oh maybe I'll
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take it from a corner. Big it up? You saw
my color was right now? There is that you? Amy?
Speaker 6 (07:51):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Hey, good welcome next morning? Now are you so full? O? Good?
Speaker 7 (07:58):
Look?
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I mean listen all right, Amy, Let's get you to
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winning this big old prize pack you ready? Yes? Five seconds?
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Tabasco Franks, Redhot takes his seat.
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Bram and for the win. Three things and a toll booth. Ready,
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motorcycle prize pack and you're naming half of the Big
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I just jump out, catch you up on your news.
National Punking Spices Day. Call from mad Match coming up next.
(09:15):
I got to I'm sorry, Eli morn i a bike
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se on the radio, Tuesday, October, the first National Bucking
Spice Day, twenty minutes away. A pompy my man stands
right now. All right, let's get this go. Good morning,
Big show Combo and Billings.
Speaker 8 (10:09):
No mad mags here?
Speaker 1 (10:11):
How's he going now?
Speaker 8 (10:13):
You think I'm maddern frog here? Lit three ways? Wait?
That's how fine? I well, boys, it's October again, one
of the nerve wrackingess months of the year because it's
less cram punkin spice into everything, whether it needs it
or not.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Punk is it me or.
Speaker 8 (10:34):
Is punkin Spice got a tad out of control? Punkin
Spice coffee, punkin Spice, creamer, punkin Spice muffins, punkin Spice cheerios,
and nobody else has said I will punkin Spice can
kiss my big old punkin shaped buck. I actually did
(10:55):
some research on this particular topic. Turns out Starbucks started
the whole punkin Spice palooza back in two thousand and
four with their extra special limited edition punkin Spice Latte.
Now you ain't ever had one, is basically a regular
lat tea with nutmeg, cinnamon, and clothes mixed in it. Now,
(11:21):
if you study that recipe for a minute, you might
notice something. There ain't a lick of actual punkin in it,
which means punkin Spice is to real punkin what candy
corn is to real coin. In other words, they made
it up. Punkin Spice is the fake news of food,
(11:41):
but that ain't kept it from putting it in everything
you can buy in a store or restaurant during the
whole month lot. That's just then, Ihop has jumped on
the punkin Spice train too. They're teaming up with some
beer company to make something called punkin and cake stout.
I repeat that, punkin pancake stout. It's a beer that
(12:07):
taste like pumpkin spice pancakes. All right, First of all,
what idiot gave I hop a liquor like? Because that
ain't gonna end well. This ain't the first time pancakes
and beer have been together at AHA, but it usually
happens inside of a drunk after the order from pancast.
(12:29):
Do we really need to add punkin spice to this
devil's broom? How many of the basic food groups do
you want to mess up at the same time? I
beg the only way I could get excited about something
named punkin pancake stout is if it was doing a
ninety yard kickoff return at the Alabama Auburn Gun. Now
(12:51):
here's my idea punkin spice preparation. H now weyable in
Halloween fun size, when the trigger traders ring the doorbell,
you go, howdy there, spider Man. I think you know
what you can do with this. I see Dad Cantaign.
Now this Halloween punkin spice goes where it's never gone
(13:12):
to hang in there America. When October is over with
punkin spice everything. We'll be done till next year, and
all we'll have to deal with this. Eight straight whis
some happy Honda day. For now, this is mad Mike
playing sat down, shut up, and quit putting nutmeg in
(13:33):
my beard.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
John Boys, y'all have.
Speaker 9 (13:36):
A nice day, dude.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Tuesday morning, Big Show's on the radio. Well, us all
stand chatting up the snack lady. I'm sure when she
kicks him to the curb, he'll pop in.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
WHOA, don't mind if I do, John Boy, Randy, Jackie Tater,
Big Show, Lesener, Barry Hapsen on the monitor.
Speaker 8 (14:20):
We end.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Any luck with a snack lady.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Well, as a matter of fact, my bullcap young friend,
I now have her number. Really you know it, Brosep,
I'm down the clown ready to romance Riggy Tajiggy. As
I've heard it said, it looks like.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
You look might have chained. Stand what happened?
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Well, I finally deduced the thing that sabotaged my amoriate.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
It was the demon drink Ah, so you stopped drinking.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
It was time, John Boy, I knew when I made
a huge faux path, a faux pas, a crude my statement,
a verbal famble, a spoken schmagegge was it's a story. Well,
I was at Red Blobster Lobster. No, no, Red Blobster.
It's like Hooters, but with seafood, and all the waitresses
tend to be on the hefty side, beautifully bulky, deliciously
(15:09):
thick stout to put it bluntly.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Well, did you have a few too many and hit
on a hostess?
Speaker 5 (15:14):
Sadly?
Speaker 3 (15:15):
No, it was a fellow patron. She was, have you
got a minute? She was seated in a booth and
was holding a baby, a baby she decided to feed,
and not with a bottle. If you smell what the
stand is cooking, I got it well. I was on
my seventh Alaskan duck fart.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Wait what oh?
Speaker 3 (15:31):
The Alaskan duck fart. It's a layered cocktail that is
visually appealing and extremely intact.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Again, okay, got it well.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
I was also intoxicated by the fair damsel's beauty, fortified
by liquid courage. When the waiter asked if I'd like
anything else, I motioned to her and I said, I'll
have what the kids have it?
Speaker 1 (15:51):
So did you get a phone number? Yes?
Speaker 3 (15:53):
For an attorney? So I decided then and there I
was on the proverbial wagon.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Well, good for you. I'm proud.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
I will say this is not the first time I
tried to quit. A few years ago. I woke up
one Sunday morning with a solid buzz still clinging to
my brain. But I had enough of my faculties to
know I needed to do something. So I stumbled quite
literally across the baptismal service at the condo pand the
minister said, are you ready to find Jesus? I said hell, yes,
(16:23):
so he dunked me in the water. When he pulled
me up, he said, did you find Jesus? I said nope,
so he dunked me again. After about thirty seconds, he
pulled me up. Brother, did you find Jesus yet? I
said nope, So he dunked me again, this time for
about a minute. When he pulled me up, he said, sinner,
have you still not found Jesus? I said no, Are
you sure this is where he fell in?
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Well, at first you don't succeed.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Drink again. Well, I'm going to call the snack lady
for a hot day. Now she wants me to do
her taxes. Hey, I'll take what I can get.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Laters, Good morning you got a big show on the radio.
More chance for you to win. Coming up after your
news weathers barts.
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B this is Spanjordi Arts in all the apron Hammer Langerford, Norway.
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After around to kick the Wolverine.
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There's nothing like sitting back, drinking a great Big Harring
smoothie and listening to the Big Show with John Boy
and Bay. There's a bond in this one.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Good morning and it's a big showing the radio running
through you. Tuesday, it went over hour from now Riggy
Rudd go and join us. He happens to be the
Grand Marshall for the Bank of America. Rover four hundred
CHARLOTTODI Speedway, Sunday, October thirteenth. Schedule with Riggy in minutes
is what to watch from Tayler Taman News tell you
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about John Boy's Wonderful Things. Give Away number one hundred
and nineteen A pair of shotgunshell shotglasses, some bird Dog
whiskey plus we twenty one to win these shotglasses.
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But you might not want to do then because it's
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to watch, here's Marcy Taylor.
Speaker 6 (19:30):
Moreen starting off with the box office. As always, the
animated movie The Wild Robot opened at number one at
the weekend box office, earning about thirty five million. The movie,
featuring the voices of Lupida, Pedro Pascal and Ving Raims
We Have the Mertz, follows a robot shipwrecked on a
deserted island. Director Francis Ford Coppola's or Coppola's Megalopolis bombed
(19:56):
at the box office, atlanted in sixth place with only
four million, and it's the sci fi epic it cost
one hundred and twenty.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
Million to produce, So I think there's a lot of people.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Getting old DARPA.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Back to the top five. Beetlejuice.
Speaker 6 (20:10):
Beetlejuice came in second place. Transformers one, the animated Transformers movie,
came in third place. Devara Part one came in fourth place.
I'm not it's an Indian tell Ugu language action drama Tellugo.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
I've got a phone number for our entertainment reorder.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
She's busy.
Speaker 6 (20:32):
I tried, and coming in fifth was Speak No Evil.
It went from third to fifth place.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
That sounds scary, scared.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
All right.
Speaker 6 (20:44):
So in theaters this weekend the long awaited Joker Folly
adun to do Friends without that, as I am saying,
it means the madness if you joker fully add that's
the name.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Of the movie.
Speaker 6 (21:00):
It is French. I'm butchering it, but that is French
to me. It translates into the Madness of two. So
Arthur Flecker, No, it's just the title Madness of too.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
So it's the Joker and the Penguin, I believe.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
No, it's the Joker and Harley Quinn.
Speaker 6 (21:19):
So this is where Arthur Fleck is institutionalized at Arkham,
awaiting trial for his crimes as the Joker. While struggling
with his dual identity He's not he, he not only
stumbles upon true love, but also finds the music that's
always been inside him. Lady Gaga is Harley quinn Ah
and Joaquin Phoenix is the Joker, brings the music, fall
(21:43):
in love and then the madness of two. They share
their insanity and that's the White Bird also comes out
this weekend. Why White Bird a Wonder Story. It serves
as both the prequel and the sequel to the twenty
seventeen movie Wonder, and it stars Gillian Anderson Helen mirren
(22:07):
Is and it's based on several two true stories with
fiction folded in. So if you've seen Wonder, you'll want
to see a Whitebird. Streaming Streaming TV for those of
you who don't want to leave the house, which is
Truth Behind the Trials, that's on Disney Plus. It's a
limited series Why were thousands of people, mostly women executed
(22:30):
for an impossible crime? Six terrifying true stories from Europe
and America uncover the truth of those women prosecuty for
being witches face off inside the NHL Season one that's
on Prime video.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
It's a docu series.
Speaker 6 (22:43):
It will give unprecedented access to the National Hockey League's
biggest teams and most compelling characters, all at different stages
of the career. So hockey fans look for Face Off
inside the NHL on Prime video.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
All right, deal, Well, thank you very much for that report, Dato.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Yeah, yeah you will, Kim.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Let's get us a winner. Let's play John Boy Jeopardy
review yesterday's question. We found out, with an annual production
run topping over three hundred million a year, this well
known Danish toy company is technically the world's largest manufacturer
of rubber tires.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
Who is Lego?
Speaker 1 (23:17):
The Legos? We won't figure out the whole rubber deal about.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
And you've seen him.
Speaker 6 (23:22):
It's the extra parts, because you can build a bunch
of trucks and cars and all sorts of vehicles.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
With the Legos.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Fun Legos. All right, Well, today's John Boyjeopardy. Starting in
two thousand and one, the official Monopoly mascot, Rich Uncle
Pennybags changed his name to mister Monopoly, and he also
gave up this ah.
Speaker 6 (23:45):
What is half his fortune to missus ant Pennybags.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
I don't think you got the bore. I don't think
it was married. What's y'all got one eight hundred Big Show?
You told free line across there? Can we play John
boyd Jepity next.
Speaker 8 (24:29):
Good Morning?
Speaker 1 (24:29):
It's a big showing the radio running through your Tuesday,
October the first Today's feature track for the Big Show
bit Box Liftless roasting Carolina Panthers. This was a previous roast.
We're not roasting them right here after two weeks cebuar
one again.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
This was an other time we were in a slump.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Gey word is a roast in the mid box. Brought
to you by the Bank of America. Rob four hundred Sunday,
October thirteenth, shot him on the speedway. Catch up at
the Grand Marshal, mister Ricky Rudd coming up About an
hour happened season right now, let's playing Yeses live across America.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
It's John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Oh wow what and now your host?
Speaker 5 (25:12):
I just got this from Liftless. It's a left hoover.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
He accidentally left Panthers tickets on the dash of his
car and somebody smashed a window and left two more.
He's John Boy and they paid a Danny out of Friddenville, Tennessee.
Good morning, Danny, Good morning, Danny. How are you my pal?
(25:35):
Missus kellisip winner? Go back? Well, alright, Danny, you got
the first shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning. Starting
in two thousand and one, the official Monopoly mascot, Rich
Uncle Pennybags changed his name to mister Monopoly, and he
(26:00):
also gave this up.
Speaker 8 (26:04):
I'll say, his money bags.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
You say he gave up his money bags carrying them around.
Let's see. I don't think he had the visible money
bags with him.
Speaker 8 (26:17):
Does he? Oh?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Yeah, doesn't that? All right? Well, my bad, we'll good
guess Danny, but wrong, Sorry, buddy, Brandy, Danny, thank you
for playing, buddy. Of a great day.
Speaker 5 (26:29):
God man.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Let's go to jodyre He down in Mary in South Carolina.
Good morning, Jody, Hey go today. How are you doing,
hey man? We're doing good? Jody?
Speaker 7 (26:40):
All right?
Speaker 1 (26:41):
All right, all right? Well Danny over in Tennessee. Had
a shot at it and miss it. Now you up, Jody?
What about?
Speaker 6 (26:51):
Remind me of it?
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Kind of reminded me of Bill Clinton. My ass is
gonna be I think. Well, let's see, did he give
up his cigar?
Speaker 8 (27:06):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (27:06):
He did?
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Like that but yeah, Jody. An interesting side fact, most
people will argue that mister Monopoly wore a monocle, but
he never did, and we all thought he had one
of us. Yeah, Taylor had to pull it up to
look at it. So Parker Brothers.
Speaker 5 (27:30):
I did the research on it last week and Parker.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Brothers confound it never had a monocle. Okay, Jody, good work, buddy.
You're what you're cozy you're causing. Oh okay, can you
give me your name? Well, Jackie will take care of
your whole name, address and everything to get you that
(27:55):
Southern East Pets back, Jody. So if you hang on,
we almost there. Fatima the hour the top of your
news National Pumpkin Spice Day looking find somebody around it
likes it. Oh, film a cracking that might work. Hang out,
(28:51):
Good morning, there's a big show on a radio. Alright here,
turn that microphone on out front where and I walk
in your store to get my cup of Joe.
Speaker 11 (29:04):
Before you even ask, the answer is always no.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Don't make me mad and have.
Speaker 11 (29:11):
To tell you twice no, pumpkin spice. I know that
I supposed to be a real big deal, but you
put that in my cup and I make you gonna squeal.
I'll strap your head into a metal es.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
No pumpkin spice if.
Speaker 11 (29:34):
You wanna get a tip, No pumpkin spy.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Oh hello, Babs, my angel, I see you have your
cup of pumpkin spice latte back. How can you drink that?
It's yummy? Is drinking wine made in the back of
a toilet yummy? Is guzzling a cup of chaucepit yummy?
Is the McRib yummy? Well you got me there, You sista,
(30:03):
have lost your mind? What do I mean? There's only
two pumpkins? Okay, pie and bread peer e udd. When
you start putting it in coffee and ice cream and
cereal and spam and deodorant, you cheapen it. Suddenly pumpkin
isn't special anymore. If everything is pumpkin spice, then nothing
is pumpkin spice. That is perhaps too deep for you.
(30:25):
Let me put it this way. Please don't do to
pumpkin what white women over forty did to yoga pants.
Gross and scene, completely off topic. What is that intoxicating
perfume you're wearing? It's absolutely divine. Pumpkin spice will play
(30:47):
Jane blonde. Now that's your cue to skidoo. We have
a busy day ahead. Off you go. You're potty bound. No, no,
don't make a sound. Wrong way now, I not steel
the wrong way. That's that's the waste basket.
Speaker 5 (31:01):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
I'll be waiting.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
That's a fike guss And she's gone sigh for almost
twenty years. She thought Pumpkin was dating your cousin. Joh
boy Man beg Joe Pup speaking. I'm John boy Man
beg Sho pup speaking.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
I'm gonna help you.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Oh, hello, ass show Nerd. Did the Big Show have
a Halloween party this year? Yes, of course you didn't
understand the directions. What's so hard about up your ass
and to the left? That never gets old? Randy's right
(31:42):
on his cues today.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Joh boy Baby begs Joe felping.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
I'm gonna help you, Oh, Marcelf, Oh you know, same old,
sad old, just not the same as the old place.
We were a free wheeling, no holds barred, anything goes
little kingdom, and suddenly we have to share our little
kingdom with humorless by the book, I'm telling hr Due,
I've got all these wonderful off color and tasteless jokes.
(32:09):
I first thing, get that seems to tell and I
don't dare because it might trigger someone's widow pee weeens gag. Oh,
and there is no sense of fashion here, like at all.
They all dressed like a cross between Pee Wee's Playhouse
and he Hall with haircuts by pouth Malone. This is
the future of broadcasting. What is the mess on the bed?
(32:33):
That's my Halloween costume?
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Leave it alone.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
I know it's a hoodie and cargo shorts. I went
as John Fetterman. I know gross, right, I mean even
Frankenstein put on a sport coat. Okay, here comes ms
Peroxi Fresh, I'll see you tonight, and Marcel Dust here
she is ready to take on the day. What is
it with you? You look like you've seen Smarty Marty naked again.
(33:00):
You had a supernatural experience.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Oh do tell you?
Speaker 3 (33:04):
You said pumpkin spice into the mirror three times, and
a white girl in yoga pants appeared and told you
everything she likes about the fall Fi. I told you
it was nothing but trouble, all right, Grab a handful
of becy powders to the Mini Cooper, Carry on straight, Papa.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Good morning, it's big sewing the radio. This seems like
good ideas. Call our agent, right quicks, who's on the desk?
And red Hot.
Speaker 7 (33:57):
Hello Incorporated?
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Hellos is mister Pesto. We'll take that as a year.
So how's it going. We'll take that as can't complain? Okay?
Listen is Murray in? We'll take that as yes he is.
Oh please, I'll pag him for you.
Speaker 7 (34:19):
May had big news. Our sister division, Red Hot Marketing
and Public Relations, just signed a major new client. We'll
be doing promotional concepts for a recently formed and very
(34:39):
well funded political action committee.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Wow, who is it?
Speaker 7 (34:44):
Latinos for Trump?
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Whoa what? It sounds like a tough gig.
Speaker 7 (34:48):
We think of it as a challenging opportunity with a
huge upside.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
Well, how do you market Donald Trump to Latinos? You
know they're not real crazy about him.
Speaker 7 (34:58):
Hey, marketing to angry and highly resistant audiences is my specialty.
I've been pushing Jimbo and Bobby for the last thirty years.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
So what's you play?
Speaker 7 (35:09):
Well, the first thing we need is a catchy campaign slogan,
and I think we found one. Check it out. Hello
Grande Boca Grande ronde suenos.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
So what does that mean in English?
Speaker 7 (35:23):
Big mouth, big hair, big dreams. Then we follow that
up with slogan number two Toto s mahorr, corn l grind.
Speaker 8 (35:33):
Craquell, which means.
Speaker 7 (35:35):
Everything's better with the big crackers. Are you kidding? We're
talking about Donald Trump. He's successful, he's confident, he has
direct access to every contestant in the Miss Universe project.
What man wouldn't want that?
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Yeah? But what about Latino women, Jimbo?
Speaker 7 (35:53):
Donald Trump has two things every woman in the world
wants and a husband nine billion dollars and a serious
cholesterol prom which inspired our pitch to be Latina voter,
those like this Mucho de Nio Morboso, Maurie Caliente, rich, unhealthy,
(36:14):
very hot.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Murray you really Latinos is gonna vote for Donald Trump?
Speaker 7 (36:19):
Well, of course not. But that's the beauty of it.
When it doesn't work, we just say, oh, we need
some more cash to turn up the heat. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Well, so you're using his own ego against him to
make yourself rich.
Speaker 8 (36:31):
Hello?
Speaker 7 (36:32):
Have you met me?
Speaker 8 (36:33):
This is what I do.
Speaker 7 (36:35):
There's absolutely no downside here, Jimbo. I mean, if it works,
we're rich, and if it blows up. We can just say, hey,
it was latinos for Trump. How good could it be?
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Yeah, well, it sounds like you're in for uphill battle now.
Speaker 7 (36:47):
Now, not to worry, babe, I'm still gonna give your
career the same loving attention I always do, and.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
I supposed to make us feel better.
Speaker 7 (36:55):
Oh, Jimbo please, you're my oldest clients. I would never
put you guys on the burner because nothing is more
important to me than the success of Oh hold on, Baby,
biggy a life. Yeah, tell Bill Cosby, I'll call him
right back. Yeah, the NBC meeting went great.
Speaker 8 (37:12):
We're in.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
You got NBC to hire Bill Cosby again.
Speaker 7 (37:17):
Yes, it's a starring role too. Dateline NBC is doing
four new episodes of To Catch a Predator. Jess, who's
playing the predator?
Speaker 1 (37:27):
You done it again.
Speaker 7 (37:28):
I'm the Jordan Speith of unbookable Celebrities, which Lasley. Let's
say the lunch thing later. Have your machine called.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
My machine and my lunch boy's Billy.
Speaker 7 (37:37):
Him too, and Jimbo called me.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Good morning, and you got the big show on the radio.
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 12 (37:49):
Ah, you're gonna have all them good at two shoes
on the radio and talking about their damn Keith and
having baby nothing hot young man talking trash on the radio.
I like all them opinionated tip men, Rush Limball, Jean Hannity,
(38:11):
Neil Boyd. There's snow on the roof, there's a fire
in the party. It's getting hot in here. I take
off all my clothes. Who I feel so vulnerable?
Speaker 7 (38:58):
Oh boy, this.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
Makes you on the radio, William Tuesday morning and coming up,
been minutes not shp with the Grand Marshall of the
Bank of America, rob four hundred cutoff phrases, shot him.
Motor speedway happened Sunday, October to thirteenth. Look like somebody
had that up. Looked like maybe about the way for
miss Sunday. Huh. I'm sure Ricky's got their dates in
(39:22):
his color roll. No, yr's a visit all stay here.
October the first you having a birthday? You shared one
with actress singer Julie Andrews. Julie Andrews still kicking at
eighty nine years old. Yeah. Jimmy Cotta third or ninth
US President, Jimmy Cotta, Jimmy Cotta one hundred years old today, Jimmy.
Speaker 4 (39:46):
I think they're both in bad health.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
But yeah, roselands up. Actor Randy Quaid seventy four.
Speaker 4 (39:56):
I think he's still crazy.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
Oh yeah, there's some of the green and don't get
cheap on me. Baseball is Mark McGuire sixty one years old,
Zach Gallifanaka's actor comedian fifty five.
Speaker 4 (40:14):
Between two ferns.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
I look it up.
Speaker 4 (40:16):
It's really funny.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
Actress Brie Larson thirty five. She was on the twenty
one Jump Street You movie with you boys.
Speaker 6 (40:24):
She wasn't on the interview Joe crazy.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
She'd probably been jealous over.
Speaker 4 (40:30):
I know, over the guys, all the attention I was getting.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Who was a honky a honky one of you lost Hill?
Who wasn't that told you you seem like a nice Yeah?
Was that Jonah?
Speaker 7 (40:47):
Who?
Speaker 1 (40:47):
He's good, look smarter and uh we're talking about Suicide
Squad earlier on What to Watch, tant Timing News, Will
You Harley Quinn and the New Joker movie. So this
is like Suicide Squad spin off Birds of Prey, so Journey.
(41:11):
Smollett bell Is thirty eight. She played Black Canary in
that one. Okay, okay, because I saw smoll it, I
thought I was a wonder. I think it's her brother
that came up with that story about the Trump supporters
at two in the morning as Chicago Nigerians wearing Trump
hats beat them up, I was gonna take a subway sandwich, Jesse,
(41:34):
What a idiot. All right, Happy birthday to you since
I think she got all the smarts in the family. Yeah, mainly,
Happy birthday to you, Reggy. Right up next, then we're
going try to beat the blonde for prizes. Big show
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