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October 8, 2024 41 mins

Tuesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, In honor of his birthday, we have a brief encounter with Jesse Jackson.. -  Tater has her latest list of “What to Watch”.. - Ike Turner tries to save a 36-year marriage.. - We hook-up with Jodie Yoder of Samaritans Purse for an update on how you can help with the Hurricane Helene victims.. - Terry Hanson checks in from his couch in St. Louis for Sports Briefs - this week he shares his appreciation for his days working for Ted Turner.. - We dust off the archive copy of when Jamie Kennedy and Robert D. Raiford met in our studios.. - and the Grumpy Old Man tells why he hates Pumpkin Spice…

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Speaker 1 (00:27):
Good Tuesday morning, and it's a big show on the radio.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Run until your October. To today's feature track from It
makes your bit box? All right, all about pumpkin spies
Here we eating A grumpy old man hates it.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Search for keyword pumpkin.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
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blonde here line of blade. I come on, then, your listener,
Mix Anna, Evansville, Indiana, Good Morning Mix.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Good morningbody, welcome. All right, you know what we're gonna do.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
We're gonna ask Tatter some questions. She will a sare
her You agree or disagree? You get two bells for
two buzzers, and you win.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
He says he knows, so Tatter.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Can most turtles be taught to respond to vocal commands?

Speaker 4 (01:32):
Oh, I have an uncle.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
He taught a turtle to fetch his newspaper. Really just
found out that Japan surrendered. Yes, turtles can be taught
to respond to vocal commands.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Mix Data says turtles can be taught to respond to
vocal commands.

Speaker 5 (01:54):
And ride a skateboard.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Do you agree or disagree?

Speaker 6 (01:58):
I agree?

Speaker 1 (01:59):
You agree? Agree with that? Huh? Wow? They ain't got
no ears. Most turtles are death turtle head. Do you
see the ears there?

Speaker 7 (02:13):
They wouldn't fit back in the shell.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Vibration Yeah, I guess if you could vibrate a command.

Speaker 5 (02:24):
I thought our answer was right.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
She was trying. All right, Well I'm still alive. It
will go all right, all right, Taylor.

Speaker 8 (02:32):
So if you were a male alligator, okay, from turtles
to male alligators. Here, if I were a male alligator, yes,
and you wanted to tell a female alligator that you
are in the.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Mood for love, I'm in the mood. Should you roar,
blink your eyelids or open your mouth?

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Real?

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Why?

Speaker 4 (02:55):
I mean that kind of depends on what I'm in
the mood for.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
You are you gonna tell me something about the alligatory?

Speaker 5 (03:07):
They roar? If I were a male alligator, I would roar,
all right.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
So first you gotta go back to the turtle mag
Alligators have ears, so says roar. That is their mating call.
All right, mix agree or disagree?

Speaker 6 (03:26):
I agree?

Speaker 1 (03:27):
And that was the thing to do.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Yeah, I can tell you any one about the alligator.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
All right, here we go. We're gonna win it or
lose it on this final question. Let's move what we're doing.
Cuckoo birds not do real cuckoo birds make a sound
like those fake ones in a cuckoo clock?

Speaker 5 (03:50):
You mean the fake ones?

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Okay, there's real cuckoo birds. And no, they don't make
that sound.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
No, they do not make the sound that they make
in the clock.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Mike, if we all forgot, is cuckoo cuckoo from the
cuckoo birds in the cuckoo clock the cuckoo clock.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
So Max, do you agree or disagree with Tatter saying no,
they do not cuckoo the cuckoo blonde? You agree or disagree?

Speaker 6 (04:26):
I'll agree again.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
And cars they cuckoo the cuckoo birds the cuckoo block,
but just the male cuckoo bird.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
So see, yeah, that's a technically if you were basing
Granser on the female cuckoo birds that you hang around.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Hey, Max, But that's.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Okay, buddy, because we're gonna make you happy with a
fine consolation prize.

Speaker 6 (04:49):
All right, all right, sounds good. I'm a first time caller,
so it's pretty cool being on the show.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
All right, well remember that, and all right, my boy,
hang on wata many hour Tom of your news time
comes over us out October the eight. Right on the
other side, the bos Alive.

Speaker 6 (05:48):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Show, the South's number one export.

Speaker 6 (06:03):
Yo, what's up a good man?

Speaker 8 (06:05):
Man?

Speaker 9 (06:06):
I remember last time I was in here, I was talking
about dumb TV commercials.

Speaker 6 (06:09):
You know what.

Speaker 9 (06:09):
I ran out of time before I got to what
car commercials? Okay, take a second here, talk about car commercials. Okay,
First of all, do car people run enough commercials? I
mean every other ad you see on TV is a
car commercial. Sometimes. I think that's why they cost so much.
One't for all him ads. A new car would cost
like eight hundred dollars, you know, and they spend all

(06:32):
this money to show.

Speaker 6 (06:33):
How tough this car is.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
You know.

Speaker 9 (06:34):
They show it zooming around some mountain road in the
middle of a thunderstorm and big old boulders falling down
in front of him. Driver got a bobcat up in
his face. The car always comes through. But you know
then at the bottom of the screen it always says,
do not attempt these maneuvers? Why not look like the

(06:55):
car's up for it. Hey, if you don't want me
to do it, don't be showing it to you. The
Nissan says their cars are built for the human race.
Now who else would they be building them for? And
Dodge talking about they got something called cab forward Design

(07:15):
whatever that is. It looked like a regular car to me.
I mean, help me out here. Don't all cars have
the cab up in the front? And announcer trying to
explain it, he says, we moved the wheels out to
the corners. Well, that's a good idea. Where were they
add before in the glove compartment? Hey, guys, while we
ad it, why don't we move the steering wheel over

(07:37):
here to the side that the driver said?

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Some does?

Speaker 6 (07:41):
You're a genius.

Speaker 9 (07:42):
That's what revolutionized the industry. Ain't no wonder this company
almost went broke a while back. And what's up with Chevrolet?
Why would I want to buy a truck that's like
a rock?

Speaker 6 (07:55):
You know what?

Speaker 9 (07:56):
I bet it's real nice, But that ain't exactly what
I head in mine?

Speaker 6 (08:01):
Have you got something that's more like a truck?

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Hey?

Speaker 9 (08:05):
Did you hear what the boys that Dodge are doing
with the wheels? Dodge got it going on. And see
the local dealers. They got a whole nother thing happening.
What is it about owning a car lot makes a
man think he is a stand up comic. I mean,
it's one thing to see some you know, stiff looking
dude standing there. Hey, y'all, I'm Chuck whiteht Come see

(08:25):
me at Whitey Ford and I'll hook you up. Now,
most of these dudes are know to be on TV.
But hey, most of the people on TV ought not
to be on TV. Now I'm doing these scary nut
jobs at the used car lot. You know, the guys
you always see relate at night, Some three hundred pound
dude dressed up like Monica Lewinsky, talking about we're blowing

(08:46):
away the competition.

Speaker 6 (08:48):
Don't be a sucker.

Speaker 9 (08:49):
Come see Tucker and shut up, put a tie on,
act like you got some sense. If I buy a
car from you and you a fool, what does that
make me? Because I ain't talking about the ones that
buy a lot of radio advertising. Oh no, no, no,
they ain't crazy. They're just trying to cut through the
static to do this in the sale department.

Speaker 6 (09:12):
Standing in the door over there, John, what's up?

Speaker 10 (09:14):
Man?

Speaker 6 (09:15):
But you had it. Are you're going to see Taka?

Speaker 1 (09:18):
That's cool.

Speaker 9 (09:19):
I'm done, y'all think about it. I'm model website, John
BOYA and Billy Morning Radio dumb right, good morning.

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Speaker 7 (11:36):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse Today's episode Heaven
or Bust. As our story opens, longshoreman Frank Feesley has
awoken to find himself at Heaven's Gate.

Speaker 4 (11:51):
Hello, mister Feasley.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
I know you must be feeling out of swords, but
just relax and we'll get your processed and checked it.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Uh huh? Where am I? How?

Speaker 4 (12:03):
Take take it easy, mister Feezley.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
You're in heaven, well, you're almost in heaven. I just
need to ask you a few questions about your record.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
My wife, Hey, I thought Saint Peter was a man.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
Calm down, Frank, I'm with h R. We need to
complete some paperwork before I can take you on up
to see Saint Peter.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Okay, so what do you need to know?

Speaker 9 (12:25):
WHOA?

Speaker 3 (12:26):
I've been looking over your life records and I'm not
finding a lot.

Speaker 11 (12:31):
Not finding a lot of what a lot of anything?

Speaker 3 (12:34):
I mean, your whole life looks like a Groundhog Day movie,
all right. Every day is the same up at five am,
drive to the shipyard, clock in at six.

Speaker 4 (12:44):
Am, clock out at three pm, and then to drive
back home.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Eh, that sounds like me.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
No kids, not a one, never married, that's right, no.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Friends, none to speak of.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Look, I'm a I mean I was a crane operator
at the docks. I spent nearly all of my days
alone forty feet up inside the cab.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Not much of a chance to meet and move around people.

Speaker 5 (13:06):
I see.

Speaker 4 (13:09):
So here's the problem.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
To be honest, you really didn't do anything particularly good
or bad. Okay, so we're really not sure what to
do with you. Can you tell us anything that can
help us.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
Make a decision.

Speaker 6 (13:22):
Let me thank a second.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
Oh yeah, one time I was headed into work and
I saw this young skinny dude getting bullied by six
or seven thugs for trying to cross a picket line.

Speaker 4 (13:33):
Okay, this sounds promising.

Speaker 5 (13:35):
What did you do?

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Well? I walked up to the biggest, meanest looking one
of them, punched him right square in the face.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Then I told him and his gang if they didn't
stop bullying this guy, they would have to deal with mem.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
Well, that is certainly something thin. Give me a minute.
I can't imagine how we noting this in your record book.
So when did this happen?

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Go about five minutes ago.

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Oh, marry Jesus and Joseph.

Speaker 7 (14:20):
Juniga again next time, when we'll have Saint Peter say.

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Sports breeds with Hansen. Like I said, you're gonna talk
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did Ted Turner do to you? A long Democrat?

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Speaker 1 (17:22):
But right now, wake him up and get him out
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Speaker 12 (17:25):
And he's our many turny hands all the world.

Speaker 13 (17:30):
Of course, here's how you never want to see in shorts.

Speaker 6 (17:34):
He's got stoops, who's got a contract?

Speaker 12 (17:36):
Who's up the dude?

Speaker 6 (17:37):
That's who might be on crutch.

Speaker 13 (17:39):
The show presents Surceres.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Bro And here's our man, Terry Hanson.

Speaker 14 (17:44):
Good morning, Terry, Hello fellas, how's everybody doing?

Speaker 10 (17:48):
Man?

Speaker 2 (17:48):
We are doing awesome buddy Alight Tams for today's tomic.
I know it is entitled The Brilliance of Ted Turner,
My old Balls. You know, I've been getting on you
years about what did Turner new to you? But you
said at your time at TBS from seventy eight to
eighty five were the most exciting days of your long career,

(18:09):
and you have had some packed in there.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
It's all right. Tell us about Ted.

Speaker 14 (18:14):
Well, I've already said some bizarre things about it in
my reports. But I got to tell you something. If
you've got brains, money and testicular fortitude, which you'll do
very very well out And you know, you know, he
taught me to think big. I came to town with

(18:35):
the chiefs and then the head of sports. Remember the
time one time sitting with him at nighttime and he
said to me, Hanson, if you were Thomas Edison, we'd
be sitting in the dark.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Okay. So I got it. I thought big, And.

Speaker 14 (18:54):
As being the head of sports, most people with that
job would go towards production. I didn't really care about
tape machines and that stuff. So I looked at the
salespeople and I said, I like to help you. I'll
go on calls with you. I came up with ideas
for things like the rebounds to the Hawks, they called

(19:15):
wiping the glass, so we had Windeck sponsored that, and
I mean with that kind of stuff, and it was
really helped me. The ore the guys who's made the
money not spend it, and the thing about spending money.
He would do that to get business. He had say
to people, look, you know, people don't really want to
do business with me and us. We got to outspend them.

(19:36):
He started the CNN, the Braves, he did Georgetown Virginia
and a long Way to October college football. I mean,
it was just unbelievable. And he'd go of course, the superstation.
He started CNN, And when he first started it, there
was a little trailer right outside the door and you

(19:58):
could walk in the door and the ninety seconds being
sitting on the set with the announcers. That certainly changed
five years later. I've got a story to tell you about.
He's called me one time and he said, Descent, we
had bait football and he said, do we have us
any teams in San Diego. I said, well, there's one.
It's not very good. He said, well put them on

(20:20):
I said what. He goes put them on and then
he says how much money do we pay him? I
said about four hundred thousand. He goes, okay, well, how
do you normally do that? I said that we wire
it to He said, not this time. You're going to
give the head of Mission Cable in San Diego gonna
he's going to give a check to the president of

(20:40):
San Diego State because Mission Cable doesn't carry CNN.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
We did that.

Speaker 14 (20:47):
We put it on TV and guess what Mission Cable
put CNN on there. Okay, he's going to be eighty
six years old and November the nineteenth. He's got fifteen ranches,
twenty four properties, and six states, and he has something
called Turner Enterprises. He gave me a chance. He's a
hero of mine, and a friend of mine is a

(21:08):
VP with Turner Enterprises, and she's gonna try to play
this for him tonight in Atlanta if we can. So,
if you're listening, boss, thank you very much, my hero.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
All right, and Ted, me and Hassan would love a
ranch in Montana where we appreciate you, buddy. We got
next week planned.

Speaker 14 (21:33):
Yeah, I'm gonna talk about the scout in baseball who
signed Bo Jackson. Nobody knew he was gonna really want
to play baseball except this guy who's a buddy of mine.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
So I want to talk about that awesome and I
will bring my autographed Bo Jackson baseball with me in
next week too.

Speaker 14 (21:52):
We'll make sure I can see it on the radio.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Very much, dear, have a great rest of your day
in week that buddy love you mean it? Okay, buddy,
all my boy.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
Well, let's play wordy word one eight hundred Big Show
you told free line across America. You're the couple contestants,
and play next.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Good Morning. That's a big show on the radio. Run
until your Tuesday, October Day eight.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
Today's feature track for the Big Show good Box alude
to pumpkin spice continues, The grubby old man hates it.
Search for keyword pumpkin when you hit the Big Box
at the Big Show.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Dot Com clicking on their contest Monday, gang you too,
We'll call you the night.

Speaker 13 (22:53):
Everybody's head about the bed. Make the word you word.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
Let's meet our contestants. How about Matthew out of Knoxville, Tennessee.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Good morning, Matthew. Everybody welcome. They got to rust Ay
out of Colman, Alabama, Come on a Rusty, Hey boys,
all right? Then Tennesse versus Alabama. Who's sorry?

Speaker 2 (23:21):
Both of y'all had pretty rough weekends on the old gridiron,
didn't it?

Speaker 1 (23:29):
All right?

Speaker 2 (23:29):
Well, let's make you feel better about your state. Rusty
and Tater on the team, and it'll be me and
Matthew on the other side. Okay, then, so uh Russey,
you relax, Me and Matthew will go for the first
thirty seconds.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
I'm Matthew. You ready, buddy?

Speaker 14 (23:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (23:50):
Ready?

Speaker 1 (23:51):
All right?

Speaker 2 (23:53):
Start the clock now, bo Jangles, give me a chicken
blank or the Yeah, uh huh.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
You put your worm on one of these when you fish? Yeah,
uh huh?

Speaker 2 (24:05):
You ride your blank another? Yeah, no short word for it, yes,
uh huh. All right, you gotta cook your steak otherwise
it will be uh huh wash with blank and water?

Speaker 1 (24:23):
Yeah, uh huh? What is your blank to get? Okay,
we'll leave it right down, mat Do you he ready
to go there and put a five on the board?
Good work? All right, Rusty and Tail. Let's see if
y'all can that's all right, Rusty, are you ready? All right?
Okay and go?

Speaker 5 (24:42):
I need your secret blank to get in the gate.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Yep.

Speaker 5 (24:47):
This is the big muscle between your hip and your knee.
Is your what what do you call that?

Speaker 13 (24:53):
Yep?

Speaker 3 (24:54):
This, this little creature digs holes in your ground. Yes, sir,
and the national blank army, national blank anthem, No, no, no,
that they're they're people, the national blank they blank that
you need a blank dog to watch your house guard.

Speaker 11 (25:13):
Yep, oh right, the word.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
With a four on the board, Matthew leads by one,
heading in around two. Still anybody's game? All right, Matthew,
you ready for a round?

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Two, buddy? All right, start the clock.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
Now.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
They build these in ancient Egypt, big pointy things. Yeah,
uh huh. You gotta feed your horse and cows this straw,
yeah yeah, alright, this caterpillar turns into a lovely.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
Uh huh.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Turn it up. It's a news blank just coming across.
It's a news what what? Yeah? No, no, no other word?
Another word? It doesn't start with that letter. Send by
for a news not gonna get in that head some dome,
it don't.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
Three on the five a total of eight for Matthew,
So Rusty and Taylor. Four will force over time, five
will win. Ready, Rusty I'm ready and picking.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
Up on that last one and give John Boy loves
reading these church blanks. Yes, hey, this is a party
where you don't know you're having a party, and everybody
jumps out and yells, yep, you might go to the grocery.

Speaker 5 (26:30):
Blank.

Speaker 11 (26:31):
Yes, this is you.

Speaker 5 (26:33):
Put one another one of these on the fire. Put another.
Oh I lost my electricity, I lost blank.

Speaker 15 (26:42):
Down, I mean Matthew Bulletin kind of hung us up there, buddy.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
Oh god, but that's all right.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
You can try again any time, man, I know you
can play. We appreciate you, Matthew in Knoxville. And by
we he means him, yes, exactly.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
All right, buddy, rush Day, look at you.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
The prize back ahead and til you down to common
one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bull snot cleaning
products for you, Victory Boddy.

Speaker 16 (27:14):
All right, all right, hey, first time calling.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Well to work with it.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
Here you go, all right, let me get a shout out.

Speaker 10 (27:25):
I go ahead, okay to my brother and his wife
over in Odinville, Alabama.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
All right, and was doing better.

Speaker 6 (27:34):
And uh tell you guys, that will help me through
a lot of years.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
All right, right, thank you very much.

Speaker 6 (27:42):
Have a great day.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
All right.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
You welcome to that buddy, Thank you for being with
us these years. And Russey's brother, pull yourself together, all right,
damn good morning, big shows on the radio. Bitch request,
bet request, don't tell her set back down that Ricky
Cook out a Rocky Mountain, Virginia says, Rayford was one

(28:05):
of my favorites. How about that time he and Jamie
Kennedy got into Meliboo. Most warned, Jamie's in the studio.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
That's a good name. Ricky will get it for you.
Next good morning, it's a big show on the radio,

(28:41):
or something you'd like to hear on the make shore
about this time only through Friday, hit usself on to
John Boy and Bill. A facebook page shoots the line
in the mailbag at the big show dot com Ricky
and cook a Rocky mount Virginia. Here you request Ricky.

Speaker 13 (28:59):
Good morning to make he shows on the radio.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
We're just trying to explain to uh, Jamie Kennedy is
stoned actor comedians in the studio about what Rayford does.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
And as you can imagine, that's not an easy thing
to do.

Speaker 11 (29:11):
I just don't understand it. He'ssists, saying, use condoms, and
he said, don't have kids. Don't even look at kids.
You're sleep in your bed if you make.

Speaker 17 (29:19):
It, and if you lie in it, don't sleep in
it unless you're prepared to have a baby in it.
Hit the snooze button and if you haven't ever getten it.

Speaker 11 (29:27):
I liked it, you know, he said.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
So he comes in every third minutes.

Speaker 17 (29:30):
And reads that, and then you guys like, no, he
does a new one. But he comes in and everyone's
because we're all having a party.

Speaker 11 (29:36):
Like hey, hey, Rafer, Hey Rayford. He'd be good at
doing book on t No.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
But everyone got so scared of Rayford. He's got the
juice around here.

Speaker 17 (29:48):
And then he was like, don't have any children, and
then he left, recognized that and I said bye Rayford.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
He said, screw up. He just w right out.

Speaker 11 (30:00):
That's Rayfer got Lamborghini in the parking lot.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Why won't you run in there and try to shake
his hand?

Speaker 10 (30:05):
Should?

Speaker 1 (30:05):
Yeah, what is his deal?

Speaker 11 (30:07):
He doesn't he doesn't like hands.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Well, I don't know what. This anti kid ran your things.

Speaker 11 (30:14):
Out at his age. He shouldn't be brying about germs,
ray for.

Speaker 17 (30:20):
Geez. Anyway, if he hears this, I'm probably gonna get
beat up with words. I'm just gonna understand. He comes
in in rints like you guys aren't a party, and
he tells you what not to do. Does he have
like an anti sex one?

Speaker 1 (30:34):
How was it? Oh?

Speaker 11 (30:35):
Yeah, yeah, no, he said, don't have kids. Sexist dude.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
He doesn't like noise either, No sleaf blowers, trucks.

Speaker 6 (30:46):
Back up women that work outside the home.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Right. I'm just just trying to explain to you. To
Jamie and Stu here.

Speaker 16 (30:51):
When I was listing out, that must be some comedian
in here.

Speaker 11 (30:56):
Hey, that's good, Rayfer.

Speaker 16 (31:00):
Said after I finished them last last commentary, said, that's good.

Speaker 11 (31:06):
Turns right around the bars ray for.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Rayford.

Speaker 11 (31:15):
I don't want to have kids. It's not me.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
Was it?

Speaker 11 (31:19):
Did you say don't have kids? He's saying, if you
do what?

Speaker 16 (31:24):
Oh you were like so many other people around here,
clean your ears up and talking.

Speaker 11 (31:28):
About I was trying to listen about people to have one.

Speaker 16 (31:32):
Then they say we can't make ends meet, and they
turn around and have another one, and then they have them.
It's a real.

Speaker 4 (31:39):
Sounds like my mom.

Speaker 11 (31:44):
I'm not gonna do one on premadle. Sex One fellow.

Speaker 16 (31:48):
Riding in the other day, he said the worst bush
control pills were retroactive.

Speaker 11 (31:54):
Oh comeding to take away and to take ice.

Speaker 17 (31:57):
Hut a joke, Rayford, Do you want to shake hands?

Speaker 16 (32:09):
You don't know where to?

Speaker 17 (32:10):
Oh my god, let me this guy. Now we know
that's why you don't share Those listeners out there who
doesn't know what Rayfer just did. If you watched the
new Jackass movie, there is a segment called I can't

(32:33):
say but Rayfer just touched that area. Johnny Knoxville does
this spit and it's very much where Rayfer just Now
you're getting really close Rafer.

Speaker 16 (32:47):
In the man's room somewhere, and you're you're standing there
at the r and another guy standing there to you.
You're doing it, and all of a sudden he'll be
right in and he's.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Like, hey, you're right for Archer and his throws hand.

Speaker 11 (32:59):
I think we've all had that happen to us, the
people coming to you and the strangers that might That
should be your next essay. Don't talk to me when
I'm at the urinal.

Speaker 16 (33:16):
Well, no, you see all these nice gentlemen, they're so
well dressed, and they go in the men's room do
their business. One and two walk right out and don't
wash their hands, and they want to shake hands with
everybody during the day church.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
All right, Robert ray To bringing the party back up.
That that's what happens when we talked to them. But
come back and talk to you. I like it.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
I like it.

Speaker 11 (33:43):
It's hilarious. I'm gonna add I can't say the word.
Can I say the work? I can't say the word.

Speaker 17 (33:50):
Johnny Axwell does this bit and Jack says till you
have to see it and then it's hilarious.

Speaker 11 (33:56):
Yeah, it's rightful. People who who are watching listening to
watch them? You know what I'm talking about, Robert Raeford.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
That was just the one taking the kid to the
little yeah, mad grandpa.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
No.

Speaker 11 (34:07):
But the other one old man.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 17 (34:10):
Can you say that he's wearing Yes, he's wearing shorts
and he's playing an old man and certain things are
hanging hang out and Rayford just touched those things.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
And that's and you know, he probably wouldn't like Malibu
most wonner. He don't like white kids acting black either.

Speaker 13 (34:34):
Yeah, but like that was a joke.

Speaker 11 (34:38):
Well, then you know what Raford up to? Rayford, I
wouldn't have a career.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
I wish you had. Don't like bran?

Speaker 3 (34:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (34:47):
What up?

Speaker 1 (35:16):
Good morning? Make show's on the radio.

Speaker 14 (35:19):
You like it?

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Grumpy old Man. Track for your John Bow and Billy
album keyword Pumpkin. It's time for the grumpy old Man.

Speaker 10 (35:31):
I libbity flu, I'm old and I hate punkin Spice.

Speaker 13 (35:37):
In my day, we didn't have no taste.

Speaker 10 (35:39):
Blood torture and palette punishing, postmenopausal, pleasing, gate tasting, too
much spicing, not enough punkin holiday, ruining, gobbledegook. All this time,
I thought punkin Spice was that fat English girl singer
with a Donald Trump spraydan punkin.

Speaker 13 (35:57):
Spice, punkin Spice. Before the first turns brown, all the
losers dot to do with the little peepee dance for
that damn punkin spice.

Speaker 10 (36:06):
The same little way faced jackasses who turn up their
little yuppie pig noses when Aunt Maple spends twelve hours
in a hell hot kitchen to.

Speaker 13 (36:14):
Create the perfect homemade punkin pie.

Speaker 10 (36:17):
They do naked cotwheels at the chance to spend twenty
dollars for a hot froth and cup of puke colored coffee.

Speaker 13 (36:25):
Punkin spice, coffee.

Speaker 10 (36:27):
Punkin spice, ice cream, punkin spice, air freshener, punkin spice everything.
It's a culinary orgy for the stupid. They even dared
the sacrilege of making punkin spice spam.

Speaker 13 (36:42):
What a waste of perfectly good pork byproduct.

Speaker 10 (36:45):
I wish they'd make punkin spice repositories so they could
stick it up their bungholekidn't they do?

Speaker 13 (36:53):
Look at me.

Speaker 10 (36:54):
I'm a college educated dimwit gobblin anything punk until my
yogurt pants explode and world sees my dimply button. My
fots smell like Thanksgiving Dad. Starbucks purpose punkin, and we
liked it.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
We loved it.

Speaker 10 (37:13):
All these spoiled, rotten slop drilling turd whistles. They don't
know what it's like to be without punkin. When I
was a boy, punkins were scarce as pretty girls at
an Alabama football game. People didn't break into your house
to steal your money, because nobody had any. They was
looking for the seasonal coin of the realm punkins. It

(37:35):
was the year of the Great punkin Famine. Ninety nine
percent of the punkin crop was wiped out by a
plague of Yugoslavian punkin weavils. The only place that had
punkins was at Ferlinger's General Store, and they cost more
than most folks.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
Made in a year.

Speaker 10 (37:51):
Me and my gimpy cousin Herman decided to break in
and steal one punkin.

Speaker 13 (37:56):
Fever makes you do crazy things.

Speaker 10 (37:59):
We run off to my granny's kitchen with our prize,
and pretty soon the glorious smell of punkin was everywhere.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
It was paradise.

Speaker 10 (38:08):
But our joy wouldn't last. Everyone in the house wanted
that punkin for themselves. The knives came out, and pretty
soon the punkin wasn't the only thing getting carved. Neighbors
started beating our door down.

Speaker 13 (38:20):
It was a blood bath. Entire generations wiped out.

Speaker 10 (38:24):
The survivors took our heads, put a candle in our mouth,
and stuck us on the porch like a jacky landing.
Then they ate punkin using our seven hands as forks. Hunkery, donkery, picklespit.
Look at me, I'm a dairy punkin sneak thief, murdered
by my own insane kinfolk for a spoonful of orange goo.

(38:45):
Now I'm a grotesque Halloween decoration. Be sure to blow
in my ear to put the candle out It's an
age of miracles, and we liked it.

Speaker 6 (38:55):
We loved it.

Speaker 13 (38:58):
Punkins weren't always hard to come by.

Speaker 10 (39:01):
There was nineteen thirty eight and we had a bumper
crop of the most beautiful punkins you ever did see.
Entire fields were bright orange. It was gonna be a
great year for the Punkin farmers.

Speaker 13 (39:13):
And that's when it happened.

Speaker 10 (39:15):
A big tanker truck full of nuclear waste tipped over
out on Root three, and thousands of gallons of glowing
green ooze poured out over old Man Twilliger's Punkin Patch,
bubbling and plippity popping on all those beautiful punkins. Then
one of them freak thunderstorms rolled in lightning struck that
Punkin patch. That's when them Punkins come to life, like

(39:39):
something out of one of them space movies. They pulled
their vines out of the earth and started walking around,
eating anyone they'd got within reach.

Speaker 13 (39:47):
Now instead of us eating the Punkins, the punkins was
eating nuts.

Speaker 10 (39:51):
The people that only got bit turned into some sort
of freakish Punkin monsters.

Speaker 13 (39:56):
They had to napole the entire state. All of us
was boot to a crisp in a great, big.

Speaker 10 (40:01):
Radioactive punkin pie and it won first prize at the
County Fairy Apple d D Papally do look at me.
I'm an inbred hill billy ware punkin. My mother is
biohazard and my pappy is lightening. My cook guts in
a pieshell won a Blue ribbon. Hate Science wonderful and

(40:22):
we like it.

Speaker 13 (40:23):
We loved it. Liberty flu I hate punkin Splice.

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