November 5, 2024 • 34 mins
Tuesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, did you vote today? - We’ll help you figure out if you voted for the wrong candidate.. - Marci has a new list of “What to Watch”.. - Bill Silvers has a new Top Ten List.. - A fair amount of Americans believe there are dead people voting - we’ll explore that idea musically.. - Terry Hanson has his Sports Briefs - this week he talks about his friendship with bestselling author, sportscaster John Feinstein…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, let's play Meet the Blonde, y'all, come on one
eight hundred Big Show. You told free Line. We'll get
a contestant and play next. Good morning, it's a big
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show on the radio, rolling through your Tuesday election day. No,
that feature track from the Big Show, Big Box sixteen
votes and what do you again? There's r key words
sixteen votes to hit the big box at the Big
Show dot coming out.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Now, let's play Pete Block. Don't meet the contestant. It's
been from autus. Oklah, Oh, my good morning, Ben, Good morning,
John Boy, Hey.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Mordy, welcome. You know what we gonna do, Man, go
ask Tator some questions. You agree and disagree whether you
think she's right or wrong at two bells for.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Two buzzers and we can feel it. You will win?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Right then? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Okay, all right? Well then said that's a tan.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
For's jump in here then, y'all So Taylor. When President
Biden was in Las Vegas last July, he was shaking
hands in a crowd when an attractive blonde woman standing
nearby started yelling, kiss me, kiss me.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
What did President Biden do?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
H yelled and said, not now, Jill, can't you see
I'm working.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
He gets a little confused. I say that.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
He asked her to go get some ice cream.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
He asked the attractive blonde to go get some ice
cream with him, with him, Ben, do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 6 (02:09):
I think I'm gonna have to disagree.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Disagree with that?
Speaker 3 (02:12):
And yeah, that was well.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
He kissed her, Yeah, did on the cheeky kissed her
on the cheek head, no tongue. Good work man, there's
a mail for you will. More so at the restaurants
that she frequented in New York, Jackie onassaus, like the
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Senate tables, where she was able to see.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Something, what was it a clear shot to the Chase
Manhattan Bank. You didn't make sure that that was.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
He was like money.
Speaker 7 (02:53):
Hungry, very very worried.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
She wanted to be able to see the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
She wanted to be able to see the kitchen, then
agree or disagree.
Speaker 6 (03:08):
I think I'm gonna have to agree on that.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
You agree with the kitchen? And she wanted to see
other people, got it. She liked to people watch. You know,
that's the way the rich ones do in the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Though it could work, she left the sunglasses on.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Had to her so people didn't know she was looking
at her.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
I don't wonder who that is?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
All right?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Well up, then here we go, we down the run.
Let's let's try to get this bell for the wind.
And we're going with a true or false question. You
got a fifty to fifty shot here? Two or false?
The average one year old only knows three words.
Speaker 7 (03:49):
True is doo doo? One word?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Do I count that as one? Helps you in your math?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
There?
Speaker 4 (03:58):
True?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
True?
Speaker 8 (03:59):
Is?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
The average one year old only knows three words?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
All right, Ben? Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Well?
Speaker 6 (04:09):
I have a one year old. I think I'm gonna.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Agree agree with that. And that was the thing, that
little one year old coming in tandier than you. That's so.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
And it says here Ben that mom or mommy is
most likely one of those three words.
Speaker 7 (04:30):
Can you? Uh?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Do you have a son or a daughter? One year old?
Speaker 7 (04:33):
Ben?
Speaker 6 (04:34):
I have a daughter?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Uh huh? So what what words does she know?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Well?
Speaker 6 (04:39):
The first word she knew was daddy?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
All right, daddy coming in hand a mama. Don't rub
it in though? All right?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Well, Ben, you hang on Jackie hook up with a
big old load tiger's prize pack.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
All right?
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (04:53):
Can I give a shout out really quick.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yeah, you go ahead.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
I'm gonna give a shout out to my son Chevy,
my daughter Charge letting, my wife Rebecca.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Well there you go. Ben. Appreciate you and your lovely
family listening to Daddy Wind on the Big Joe.
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is getting checked out by his doctor.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Okay, now, mister Avery.
Speaker 7 (10:27):
H call me text Oh all.
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Right, texts.
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So why the visit here today?
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Well, Doc, my bag is hurting like the dickens.
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Okay, well tell me. Have you had any accidents lately?
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Oh? Man, none than I recollect.
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Well, I've always heard that a cowboys job is pretty dangerous.
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Oh you heard ryd Just yesterday I got kicked by
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Oh dear, where did he kick you?
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Right square in the barn. A couple of days before that,
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Jesus out of me. Some even got up my pants leg.
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That is nuts, No but close.
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Then when I was trying to get away from him,
I got tagged by a big fat cotton mouse snake
leg got swollen up so bad I could barely get
away from that wild board.
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Mister Avery text. Remember tax I thought you told me
you didn't have any accidents.
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I didn't.
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It's a big seawing the radio with a special election
toy Top ten lists.
Speaker 12 (13:34):
Well, you know, the presidential campaign has turned a whole
lot more interesting than a lot of people thought. There's
a lot of challenges on both sides of the aisle
for the nominations. And if you're gonna hit your wagon
to a star, you want to make sure you get
the right one. You don't want to hook up with
somebody who ends up being basically an idiot.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
No, no, of course not.
Speaker 12 (13:52):
It brings us to today's top ten list, the top
ten signs you're supporting a really stupid guy for president
Number ten. Number one choice to work on his cabinet
is that Bob Vila guy.
Speaker 6 (14:06):
Number nine.
Speaker 12 (14:07):
He runs a series of attack ads against Martin Sheen's
character from The West Wing.
Speaker 8 (14:13):
Number eight.
Speaker 12 (14:14):
During a televised debate, he turns to the moderator and says,
reach us, I'd like to phone a friend.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Number seven.
Speaker 12 (14:21):
When anyone mentions Washington, he asks, you mean the state
or that DC deal. Number six. Campaign banners feature prominent
plug for his lawnmower.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Repair business.
Speaker 12 (14:34):
Number five only item on official campaign website is a
clip of these super friends doing the What's Up commercial.
Number four, loving and supportive wife he introduces to reporters,
appears to be a life size cardboard stand.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Up of Dale Earnhart. Number three asks the list's qualifications.
Speaker 12 (14:54):
He mentions that he won the Stoopy Quiz in October
nineteen ninety nine. Number two giggles uncontrollably every time he
hears the phrase polling place and the number one sign
you picked a really stupid guy for presidents. His secret
service code name is really Stupid Guy.
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But right now, get him on the couch from Saint Louis.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
He is a man Harry Toby Handsoon's on the Sports Center.
Here's how you do want to see you short seat,
He's got stoop, who's.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Got the contact, who's up the dude? And who might
be on crutch? The show presents horse fees. Good morning,
mister Hanson, what do you say? Fellas test everybody. Hey, buddy,
we are awesome. Tap you are he man.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Hey, before we get into it today, here to some
of your former PGA tour friends with big show listeners
and like lass ways from Port here and you.
Speaker 13 (16:10):
Yeah, we got a feud on the country now, guys.
Chip campbell'son Connecticut, Rick Clarson's in Texas, Art West is
in Florida, Barney Hinkles in California, and John Evenston's Tennessee
another big show fans.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Huh oh was a mad good stuff that was neat
so all right, So today he gonna tell us about
renowned sports author John Feinstein.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
A good buddy of mine.
Speaker 13 (16:33):
As you known, he's been in the show before. He's
written forty four books Johnny forty four Wow, and he's
also done a children's series. I met him in nineteen
seventy seven when I was a PR director at the
Washington Diplomats in DC and John was a duke intern
working for the Washington Post who covered soccer. He broke
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a story that we're going to fire our coach and
that helped him get a full time job with the
Post in nineteen eighty six.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
I know you remember this.
Speaker 13 (17:07):
He wrote this terrific book called Season on the Brink.
It was about Bobby Knight and following him for an
entire season, and I was surprised to see when the
book came out, John always put Patty and I in
the acknowledgments, which was very nice to him to do.
But anyway, Bobby got really mad at him because he
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put all the square words and that Bobby said, okay,
And you remember we had Bobby in the studio one
day with Billy Packard. Johnny and I ran to you
and others and I said, whatever you do, don't mention
me and Feinstein being friends, because Knight would have flipped out,
of course, so we did not do that. And anyway,
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that book was on the bestseller list and it was
made into a movie on ESPN, and John also helped
us get coach k on the show. In twenty oh four,
John Feinstein wrote a book called Caddy for a story
about Bruce Edwards. He was Tom Watson's caddy and he
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had als and the last round he ever carried Tom
a bag. He was not strong enough to carry the
bag himself, and Tom Watson walked the bag up to
the eighteenth told by himself. I told John, I said,
I think this is a movie. He said, well, what
are you gonna do? I said, So I took it
to Hollywood? Okay, And how do I run into this one?
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Live Planet was a production company. Matt Damon and Ben
Affleck were in that company. I was going to meet him,
but I didn't get a chance to. But I talked
to Matt Gamon on the phone and he said he
was watching that tournament when Tom had to carry his
own bag, and he said carry I cried. And so
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we had a screenplay written. We thought Disney was gonna
do the thing, but we couldn't get the proper funds
and up on the golf channel. But it was a
good idea. John's a great friend. He's a terrific author,
and I wanted to talk about him today.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Man, that is awesome.
Speaker 14 (19:12):
I've actually read a couple of his books because he
has a knack for making it interesting even if you're
not a sports fan. He gets into the underline though
the human stories.
Speaker 13 (19:22):
You know, good guy, kind of like Hunter Thompson did.
He kind of gets in there and kind of makes
himself the story a little bit. It's very it's very
interesting in the way he does it, and he's so prolific.
And you know, he's also been on a lot of
television stuff. The Golf Channel has a lot of commentary.
He's a he's a very very smart guy and we
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talk on occasion and he's a good buddy.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Well we's to talk about that when Bobby and I
was in the studio, because Jackie just loves him.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
You know.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
I remember I was palming the basketball and knocked it
out of my hands out.
Speaker 7 (19:52):
That's what happens when you bomb about.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Bobby Night got on.
Speaker 13 (19:57):
Me like he was very he was very came that day.
He was very beheitting himself do anything. He didn't like
it any donuts for him.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
I like to go back and watch that season on
the brink for him to find that movie somewhere, Randy,
but somewhere was a ESPN d.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Oh yeah, I'm sure. All right, all right, good stuff?
Hands it all right, buddy. How about next week I ran.
Speaker 13 (20:24):
A college bowl game, football ball game. I think you
might find that a little interesting.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Good stuff right here in college football season. I like it.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Man, You have a great rest of your week, Tar
and stalk to you, buddy. Okay, right, my boys, Well
let's play our worthy word one eight hundred Big Show.
You told free Line we'll get a couple of contestants
and play for the bull snot next Good morning, that's
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a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Wrote it to your Tuesday in November, the election day.
Today's for your draveman.
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It makes your big box sixteen votes in the water
you get search for t word sixteen votes where till
those stracts tunes from nine nine cents age when hit
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their contest money can't get through.
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We'll call you lis Nut.
Speaker 15 (21:30):
I went to everybody's head.
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I buy the bed the big ward A word and
a word a word. Well, we got a couple of Jason's.
Jason R. From Beverly, Ohio, Good morning, JR.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Good morning, good morning. And Jason H.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
From mayonn, North Carolina. Good morning, JH.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Good morning, John, good morning. All right, Jason, that's Jason Ohio.
That's Jason New North Carolina. I'm the one that's confused here, Hi, Jason,
So I right, Jason H.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Be on Tater's team. All right, all right, Jason R. Alright,
we'll do two rounds boys.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Good luck. So Jason HS you relax. Me and Jason R.
Who go for the first thirty? All right, Jason, are
you ready, buddy?
Speaker 7 (22:25):
I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
All right, start the clock.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Now.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
If you wash your clothing hot water, they'll do this.
And you drove the shrink yes. Uh.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
The opposite of a light load is a blank load
heavy yes, uh huh, I'll go read a read yes,
uh huh. You wear one of these when you ride
a bicycle these days on your head.
Speaker 7 (22:53):
He yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
All right, let's go to fifteen rounds a boxing match.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
It is a go.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
No, no, Jason, I'm sorry. I just I didn't just
on that one.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Okay, four four on the board. Let's see what happens
to Jason H and Tater O. Good Jason Mayer day
and you ready, yes, sir? Biking up on that last
one and go.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
I got into a fist blank with my brother. Yes,
not the top. The opposite of the top is the
This is when you do this. You do this work,
but you're not getting paid for it. You're offering up
your time.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
You're a what oh you're a what you're a what.
Speaker 6 (23:43):
You're like?
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (23:43):
You know you you you you help out with Red Cross,
you help out with a shelter.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
You're a what.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Don't no, there's a buzzard. There's a buzzer, y'all. Put
a two on the board, so it's four to two.
Jason R. Over, Jason H. Here a going the round two?
Speaker 4 (24:02):
All right, I know what you're gonna say.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
I don't even know you. All right, all right, you ready, Jason?
Speaker 7 (24:11):
Ye?
Speaker 2 (24:12):
All right? Start the clock. Now we need these to
help out on the storm.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Yes, a first aid, blank, give me a band aid
out of the first aid?
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Yeah, uh huh. Sally sells these by the seashore. Yeah
uh huh uh huh oh, let me flex and show
you my watch on my arm muckle. Yeah, uh huh.
I'm a blank smoker, like one after another. You're a
blank smoker.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
The speed blank fifty five.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
I know I should have cut it off, he said, limit,
But that was after the buzzer, right, Jackson?
Speaker 2 (24:54):
A nine score for Jason R. Good work. Well, let's
see what tape tape and Jason H. Can do a seven?
Will tie it? All right? Oh, okay, you can do that,
Jason H. Are you ready, yes, sir, and.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
Go a brown spot on your skin. You need to
get it checked. This is when you hear your voice again. Hello, Hello, Hello,
you go ye you you have none and this is
beer has this in it? Lick yeah, vodka is one.
It's what what's its blank content?
Speaker 6 (25:30):
Alcohol?
Speaker 4 (25:30):
Yes, selo red blank cake. It's soft. This also means
soft blank ropes.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Dog got it?
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Six, nine to six. Jason R.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Harber, Jason Ah, Jason Well, Jason H said, Maya, Dan,
you can try again anytime.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Buddy. We appreciate you playing.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
Did you run?
Speaker 6 (25:57):
I appreciate you, buddy, all.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
My man, you do it anytime. Give no shout at Jacket.
Look at Jason right of Beverly, Ohio.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
One hundred and twenty dollars worth of bullsnot cleaning products
for you, Victory Jason.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Yay, thank you. Good morning, Big shows on the radio,
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How's it going?
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been living in my house for twenty five years now.
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if you've never done it, I can sum up the
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wanted some hotshot, high end model. It's the latest thing.
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I ain't doing my taxes on it. In the oven,
you turn it on, put the food in, take it out,
eat it. I don't need a remote control for the
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oven on my phone. But, as the saying goes, if
mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. So I'm now the
proud owner of a brand new smart oven. Now, I
gotta admit, saying does have a lot of stuff you
don't get on a regular oven, like a password great.
I can barely lock my phone. Now I got to
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member the secret code for the oven too, But you
can control it from anywhere. Well, riddle me this, batman.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
What can you do with the.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Oven if you ain't standing in front of me? Can
an app clean burnt food off inside?
Speaker 4 (28:49):
Know?
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Can it find the bacon trail I need to put
the peage on for heat it up?
Speaker 4 (28:54):
No?
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Can it load up a casserole when I'm at lows
and you call from the shoe store and tell me
go straight home cause you've forgotten to put dinner in
spoiler alert? No, but wait, the smart oven's also got
food trivia on the touch screen. Did y'all know the
first food cooked in outer space was a chocolate chipped cookie?
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Or cabbage is better in the winter time cause cold
improves the flavor. Or that there's a spam museum in Minnesota. Quo,
why didn't you say so? That was worth thirty two
hundred dollars? Look, honey, it's gotten the weather report on
it too. Now. I do like to know the weather,
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but I don't really need the fills like temperature. When
I'm standing in the kitchen trying to heat up a
hot pocket, the touch screens also got fancy background pictures
like your phone. In your computer, there's a snow covered mountain, range,
a winery in Italy, a tropical beach at sunset. In
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other words, it's showing me all the places I could
afford to go if I hadn't just spent thirty two
hundred trucks on the oven. Well, if you want to
make us smart of it, here's idea. Make it smart
enough to remember the directions. So I ain't got a
drag the empty box at the track three times before
I get in to cook time and temperature. Straighten my head.
(30:22):
Ovn people forget the alps and the pictures and the
food trivia. Just put some knobs and buttons on it,
make it go to four point fifty for twenty five minutes,
and sat down, shut up, quit running my dinner. Gon on, y'all,
have a nice day.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Good morning. It's a big shaw on the radio. All right.
You think we're gonna know who the president is by
the night?
Speaker 3 (31:12):
I doubt it.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
I don't dag us anyway. Ain't no telling how long
is they gonna be. They gonna put up a lot
of guard rams.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Man.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Alright, Well, there's sixteen votes.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
Don't do it?
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You see, we got and agenda we want to promote.
You vote sixteen times? Why do you get a couple
of mental cigarette? I gave away my riots? Now I'm forlorn.
Speaker 15 (32:03):
I sold my vote to the bums at ay call.
Uh registered to Sandy Claus and even Rick Flair. They
knew I was lying, but they just didn't care. They
bummed their nose at the federal laws rigging e elections
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for their liberal cause. You vote sixteen times? What do
you get a couple of mental cigarettes? Gave away my riots?
Now I'm forlorn. I sold my vote to the bums
at a call. They used dirty tricks to affect the polls,
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trying to advance their radical goals. They say they're not partisan,
but can explain why they're not stealing votes for John
McCain about sixteen times? What do you get a couple
of menthals. Cigarettes gave away my rights.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Now I'm forlorn. I sold my vote to the bums
at a car.
Speaker 15 (33:21):
If you see them coming better running hide, you see
their lips moving, and you know they lie. And they
shake your hand and they give you a smile, but
they won't be smiling when they go to trial. You
vote sixteen times, what do you get? A couple of
menthals cigarettes gave away my rights.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Now I'm for lorn. I saw my vote to the
bums at a corn Oh man, that's good, he good job.
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Well, let's play Meet the Blonde, y'all, come on one
eight hundred Big Show. You told free Line. We'll get
a contestant and play next. Good morning, it's a big
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show on the radio, rolling through your Tuesday election day. No,
that feature track from the Big Show, Big Box sixteen
votes and what do you again? There's r key words
sixteen votes to hit the big box at the Big
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Speaker 2 (00:51):
Now, let's play Pete Block. Don't meet the contestant. It's
been from autus. Oklah, Oh, my good morning, Ben, Good morning,
John Boy, Hey.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Mordy, welcome. You know what we gonna do, Man, go
ask Tator some questions. You agree and disagree whether you
think she's right or wrong at two bells for.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Two buzzers and we can feel it. You will win?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Right then? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Okay, all right? Well then said that's a tan.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
For's jump in here then, y'all So Taylor. When President
Biden was in Las Vegas last July, he was shaking
hands in a crowd when an attractive blonde woman standing
nearby started yelling, kiss me, kiss me.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
What did President Biden do?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
H yelled and said, not now, Jill, can't you see
I'm working.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
He gets a little confused. I say that.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
He asked her to go get some ice cream.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
He asked the attractive blonde to go get some ice
cream with him, with him, Ben, do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 6 (02:09):
I think I'm gonna have to disagree.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Disagree with that?
Speaker 3 (02:12):
And yeah, that was well.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
He kissed her, Yeah, did on the cheeky kissed her
on the cheek head, no tongue. Good work man, there's
a mail for you will. More so at the restaurants
that she frequented in New York, Jackie onassaus, like the
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Senate tables, where she was able to see.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Something, what was it a clear shot to the Chase
Manhattan Bank. You didn't make sure that that was.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
He was like money.
Speaker 7 (02:53):
Hungry, very very worried.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
She wanted to be able to see the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
She wanted to be able to see the kitchen, then
agree or disagree.
Speaker 6 (03:08):
I think I'm gonna have to agree on that.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
You agree with the kitchen? And she wanted to see
other people, got it. She liked to people watch. You know,
that's the way the rich ones do in the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Though it could work, she left the sunglasses on.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Had to her so people didn't know she was looking
at her.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
I don't wonder who that is?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
All right?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Well up, then here we go, we down the run.
Let's let's try to get this bell for the wind.
And we're going with a true or false question. You
got a fifty to fifty shot here? Two or false?
The average one year old only knows three words.
Speaker 7 (03:49):
True is doo doo? One word?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Do I count that as one? Helps you in your math?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
There?
Speaker 4 (03:58):
True?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
True?
Speaker 8 (03:59):
Is?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
The average one year old only knows three words?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
All right, Ben? Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Well?
Speaker 6 (04:09):
I have a one year old. I think I'm gonna.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Agree agree with that. And that was the thing, that
little one year old coming in tandier than you. That's so.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
And it says here Ben that mom or mommy is
most likely one of those three words.
Speaker 7 (04:30):
Can you? Uh?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Do you have a son or a daughter? One year old?
Speaker 7 (04:33):
Ben?
Speaker 6 (04:34):
I have a daughter?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Uh huh? So what what words does she know?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Well?
Speaker 6 (04:39):
The first word she knew was daddy?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
All right, daddy coming in hand a mama. Don't rub
it in though? All right?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Well, Ben, you hang on Jackie hook up with a
big old load tiger's prize pack.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
All right?
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (04:53):
Can I give a shout out really quick.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yeah, you go ahead.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
I'm gonna give a shout out to my son Chevy,
my daughter Charge letting, my wife Rebecca.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Well there you go. Ben. Appreciate you and your lovely
family listening to Daddy Wind on the Big Joe.
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accidents happen as our story opens, an old cow polk
is getting checked out by his doctor.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Okay, now, mister Avery.
Speaker 7 (10:27):
H call me text Oh all.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Right, texts.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
So why the visit here today?
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Well, Doc, my bag is hurting like the dickens.
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Okay, well tell me. Have you had any accidents lately?
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Oh? Man, none than I recollect.
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Well, I've always heard that a cowboys job is pretty dangerous.
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Oh you heard ryd Just yesterday I got kicked by
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Oh dear, where did he kick you?
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Right square in the barn. A couple of days before that,
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Unbelievable.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
And then last week I was driving the cattle to
a new pasture and a hawk swooped down and tried
to claw my eyes out. Oh no, fell off my
horse right into a yellow jacket. Nest stung the but
Jesus out of me. Some even got up my pants leg.
Speaker 7 (11:26):
That is nuts, No but close.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
Then when I was trying to get away from him,
I got tagged by a big fat cotton mouse snake
leg got swollen up so bad I could barely get
away from that wild board.
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Mister Avery text. Remember tax I thought you told me
you didn't have any accidents.
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I didn't.
Speaker 7 (11:44):
All them critters did it on purpose, son of.
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And how we hope you enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
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Dip.
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Speaker 2 (13:28):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
It's a big seawing the radio with a special election
toy Top ten lists.
Speaker 12 (13:34):
Well, you know, the presidential campaign has turned a whole
lot more interesting than a lot of people thought. There's
a lot of challenges on both sides of the aisle
for the nominations. And if you're gonna hit your wagon
to a star, you want to make sure you get
the right one. You don't want to hook up with
somebody who ends up being basically an idiot.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
No, no, of course not.
Speaker 12 (13:52):
It brings us to today's top ten list, the top
ten signs you're supporting a really stupid guy for president
Number ten. Number one choice to work on his cabinet
is that Bob Vila guy.
Speaker 6 (14:06):
Number nine.
Speaker 12 (14:07):
He runs a series of attack ads against Martin Sheen's
character from The West Wing.
Speaker 8 (14:13):
Number eight.
Speaker 12 (14:14):
During a televised debate, he turns to the moderator and says,
reach us, I'd like to phone a friend.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Number seven.
Speaker 12 (14:21):
When anyone mentions Washington, he asks, you mean the state
or that DC deal. Number six. Campaign banners feature prominent
plug for his lawnmower.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Repair business.
Speaker 12 (14:34):
Number five only item on official campaign website is a
clip of these super friends doing the What's Up commercial.
Number four, loving and supportive wife he introduces to reporters,
appears to be a life size cardboard stand.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Up of Dale Earnhart. Number three asks the list's qualifications.
Speaker 12 (14:54):
He mentions that he won the Stoopy Quiz in October
nineteen ninety nine. Number two giggles uncontrollably every time he
hears the phrase polling place and the number one sign
you picked a really stupid guy for presidents. His secret
service code name is really Stupid Guy.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
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But right now, get him on the couch from Saint Louis.
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He is a man Harry Toby Handsoon's on the Sports Center.
Here's how you do want to see you short seat,
He's got stoop, who's.
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Got the contact, who's up the dude? And who might
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mister Hanson, what do you say? Fellas test everybody. Hey, buddy,
we are awesome. Tap you are he man.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Hey, before we get into it today, here to some
of your former PGA tour friends with big show listeners
and like lass ways from Port here and you.
Speaker 13 (16:10):
Yeah, we got a feud on the country now, guys.
Chip campbell'son Connecticut, Rick Clarson's in Texas, Art West is
in Florida, Barney Hinkles in California, and John Evenston's Tennessee
another big show fans.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Huh oh was a mad good stuff that was neat
so all right, So today he gonna tell us about
renowned sports author John Feinstein.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
A good buddy of mine.
Speaker 13 (16:33):
As you known, he's been in the show before. He's
written forty four books Johnny forty four Wow, and he's
also done a children's series. I met him in nineteen
seventy seven when I was a PR director at the
Washington Diplomats in DC and John was a duke intern
working for the Washington Post who covered soccer. He broke
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a story that we're going to fire our coach and
that helped him get a full time job with the
Post in nineteen eighty six.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
I know you remember this.
Speaker 13 (17:07):
He wrote this terrific book called Season on the Brink.
It was about Bobby Knight and following him for an
entire season, and I was surprised to see when the
book came out, John always put Patty and I in
the acknowledgments, which was very nice to him to do.
But anyway, Bobby got really mad at him because he
(17:27):
put all the square words and that Bobby said, okay,
And you remember we had Bobby in the studio one
day with Billy Packard. Johnny and I ran to you
and others and I said, whatever you do, don't mention
me and Feinstein being friends, because Knight would have flipped out,
of course, so we did not do that. And anyway,
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that book was on the bestseller list and it was
made into a movie on ESPN, and John also helped
us get coach k on the show. In twenty oh four,
John Feinstein wrote a book called Caddy for a story
about Bruce Edwards. He was Tom Watson's caddy and he
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had als and the last round he ever carried Tom
a bag. He was not strong enough to carry the
bag himself, and Tom Watson walked the bag up to
the eighteenth told by himself. I told John, I said,
I think this is a movie. He said, well, what
are you gonna do? I said, So I took it
to Hollywood? Okay, And how do I run into this one?
(18:35):
Live Planet was a production company. Matt Damon and Ben
Affleck were in that company. I was going to meet him,
but I didn't get a chance to. But I talked
to Matt Gamon on the phone and he said he
was watching that tournament when Tom had to carry his
own bag, and he said carry I cried. And so
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we had a screenplay written. We thought Disney was gonna
do the thing, but we couldn't get the proper funds
and up on the golf channel. But it was a
good idea. John's a great friend. He's a terrific author,
and I wanted to talk about him today.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Man, that is awesome.
Speaker 14 (19:12):
I've actually read a couple of his books because he
has a knack for making it interesting even if you're
not a sports fan. He gets into the underline though
the human stories.
Speaker 13 (19:22):
You know, good guy, kind of like Hunter Thompson did.
He kind of gets in there and kind of makes
himself the story a little bit. It's very it's very
interesting in the way he does it, and he's so prolific.
And you know, he's also been on a lot of
television stuff. The Golf Channel has a lot of commentary.
He's a he's a very very smart guy and we
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talk on occasion and he's a good buddy.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Well we's to talk about that when Bobby and I
was in the studio, because Jackie just loves him.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
You know.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
I remember I was palming the basketball and knocked it
out of my hands out.
Speaker 7 (19:52):
That's what happens when you bomb about.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Bobby Night got on.
Speaker 13 (19:57):
Me like he was very he was very came that day.
He was very beheitting himself do anything. He didn't like
it any donuts for him.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
I like to go back and watch that season on
the brink for him to find that movie somewhere, Randy,
but somewhere was a ESPN d.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Oh yeah, I'm sure. All right, all right, good stuff?
Hands it all right, buddy. How about next week I ran.
Speaker 13 (20:24):
A college bowl game, football ball game. I think you
might find that a little interesting.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Good stuff right here in college football season. I like it.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Man, You have a great rest of your week, Tar
and stalk to you, buddy. Okay, right, my boys, Well
let's play our worthy word one eight hundred Big Show.
You told free Line we'll get a couple of contestants
and play for the bull snot next Good morning, that's
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a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Wrote it to your Tuesday in November, the election day.
Today's for your draveman.
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It makes your big box sixteen votes in the water
you get search for t word sixteen votes where till
those stracts tunes from nine nine cents age when hit
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their contest money can't get through.
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We'll call you lis Nut.
Speaker 15 (21:30):
I went to everybody's head.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
I buy the bed the big ward A word and
a word a word. Well, we got a couple of Jason's.
Jason R. From Beverly, Ohio, Good morning, JR.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Good morning, good morning. And Jason H.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
From mayonn, North Carolina. Good morning, JH.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Good morning, John, good morning. All right, Jason, that's Jason Ohio.
That's Jason New North Carolina. I'm the one that's confused here, Hi, Jason,
So I right, Jason H.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Be on Tater's team. All right, all right, Jason R. Alright,
we'll do two rounds boys.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Good luck. So Jason HS you relax. Me and Jason R.
Who go for the first thirty? All right, Jason, are
you ready, buddy?
Speaker 7 (22:25):
I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
All right, start the clock.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Now.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
If you wash your clothing hot water, they'll do this.
And you drove the shrink yes. Uh.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
The opposite of a light load is a blank load
heavy yes, uh huh, I'll go read a read yes,
uh huh. You wear one of these when you ride
a bicycle these days on your head.
Speaker 7 (22:53):
He yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
All right, let's go to fifteen rounds a boxing match.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
It is a go.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
No, no, Jason, I'm sorry. I just I didn't just
on that one.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Okay, four four on the board. Let's see what happens
to Jason H and Tater O. Good Jason Mayer day
and you ready, yes, sir? Biking up on that last
one and go.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
I got into a fist blank with my brother. Yes,
not the top. The opposite of the top is the
This is when you do this. You do this work,
but you're not getting paid for it. You're offering up
your time.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
You're a what oh you're a what you're a what.
Speaker 6 (23:43):
You're like?
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (23:43):
You know you you you you help out with Red Cross,
you help out with a shelter.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
You're a what.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Don't no, there's a buzzard. There's a buzzer, y'all. Put
a two on the board, so it's four to two.
Jason R. Over, Jason H. Here a going the round two?
Speaker 4 (24:02):
All right, I know what you're gonna say.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
I don't even know you. All right, all right, you ready, Jason?
Speaker 7 (24:11):
Ye?
Speaker 2 (24:12):
All right? Start the clock. Now we need these to
help out on the storm.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Yes, a first aid, blank, give me a band aid
out of the first aid?
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Yeah, uh huh. Sally sells these by the seashore. Yeah
uh huh uh huh oh, let me flex and show
you my watch on my arm muckle. Yeah, uh huh.
I'm a blank smoker, like one after another. You're a
blank smoker.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
The speed blank fifty five.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
I know I should have cut it off, he said, limit,
But that was after the buzzer, right, Jackson?
Speaker 2 (24:54):
A nine score for Jason R. Good work. Well, let's
see what tape tape and Jason H. Can do a seven?
Will tie it? All right? Oh, okay, you can do that,
Jason H. Are you ready, yes, sir, and.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
Go a brown spot on your skin. You need to
get it checked. This is when you hear your voice again. Hello, Hello, Hello,
you go ye you you have none and this is
beer has this in it? Lick yeah, vodka is one.
It's what what's its blank content?
Speaker 6 (25:30):
Alcohol?
Speaker 4 (25:30):
Yes, selo red blank cake. It's soft. This also means
soft blank ropes.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Dog got it?
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Six, nine to six. Jason R.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Harber, Jason Ah, Jason Well, Jason H said, Maya, Dan,
you can try again anytime.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Buddy. We appreciate you playing.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
Did you run?
Speaker 6 (25:57):
I appreciate you, buddy, all.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
My man, you do it anytime. Give no shout at Jacket.
Look at Jason right of Beverly, Ohio.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
One hundred and twenty dollars worth of bullsnot cleaning products
for you, Victory Jason.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Yay, thank you. Good morning, Big shows on the radio,
Big request time.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Nate right out of Chattanooga, Tennessee, says, guys, Mad Max
going off about smart ovens is the greatest. Well, let's
get him up here for you, Nate, Mad Max for
you next. Good morning, that's.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
A big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Bid requests from Nate Ride out of Chattanooga, Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
This specific call from the mad.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
One ton on Village Mad mags here.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
How's it going?
Speaker 3 (27:09):
How you think it's going? I'm madding a sackful of
door knobs. Wait, that's how lumpy are anyway. Boys, I've
been living in my house for twenty five years now.
Over time, stuff wires out, and I finally had to
replace the last original appliants in the kitchen the oven. Now,
(27:29):
if you've never done it, I can sum up the
process in four words, my big old buck. My wife
wanted some hotshot, high end model. It's the latest thing.
It's a smart oven, is that right? What's so smart
about it? It's kind of colored touch cream, a touch cream.
(27:51):
I'll pass. I'm old. I like knobs and buttons. It's
got his own smartphone app for what everything needs an app.
I ain't doing my taxes on it. In the oven,
you turn it on, put the food in, take it out,
eat it. I don't need a remote control for the
(28:11):
oven on my phone. But, as the saying goes, if
mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy. So I'm now the
proud owner of a brand new smart oven. Now, I
gotta admit, saying does have a lot of stuff you
don't get on a regular oven, like a password great.
I can barely lock my phone. Now I got to
(28:33):
member the secret code for the oven too, But you
can control it from anywhere. Well, riddle me this, batman.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
What can you do with the.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Oven if you ain't standing in front of me? Can
an app clean burnt food off inside?
Speaker 4 (28:49):
Know?
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Can it find the bacon trail I need to put
the peage on for heat it up?
Speaker 4 (28:54):
No?
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Can it load up a casserole when I'm at lows
and you call from the shoe store and tell me
go straight home cause you've forgotten to put dinner in
spoiler alert? No, but wait, the smart oven's also got
food trivia on the touch screen. Did y'all know the
first food cooked in outer space was a chocolate chipped cookie?
(29:18):
Or cabbage is better in the winter time cause cold
improves the flavor. Or that there's a spam museum in Minnesota. Quo,
why didn't you say so? That was worth thirty two
hundred dollars? Look, honey, it's gotten the weather report on
it too. Now. I do like to know the weather,
(29:39):
but I don't really need the fills like temperature. When
I'm standing in the kitchen trying to heat up a
hot pocket, the touch screens also got fancy background pictures
like your phone. In your computer, there's a snow covered mountain, range,
a winery in Italy, a tropical beach at sunset. In
(29:59):
other words, it's showing me all the places I could
afford to go if I hadn't just spent thirty two
hundred trucks on the oven. Well, if you want to
make us smart of it, here's idea. Make it smart
enough to remember the directions. So I ain't got a
drag the empty box at the track three times before
I get in to cook time and temperature. Straighten my head.
(30:22):
Ovn people forget the alps and the pictures and the
food trivia. Just put some knobs and buttons on it,
make it go to four point fifty for twenty five minutes,
and sat down, shut up, quit running my dinner. Gon on, y'all,
have a nice day.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Good morning. It's a big shaw on the radio. All right.
You think we're gonna know who the president is by
the night?
Speaker 3 (31:12):
I doubt it.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
I don't dag us anyway. Ain't no telling how long
is they gonna be. They gonna put up a lot
of guard rams.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Man.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Alright, Well, there's sixteen votes.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
Don't do it?
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Yeah, our feature tracking the big show bit box. You
like this for your election? John Boynbilly album keywords sixteen votes.
I was standing on the corner by the Golden Corral.
A dude walks up and says, hey, pal, here's a
(31:47):
free pack of smokes if you sign up to vote.
You see, we got and agenda we want to promote.
You vote sixteen times? Why do you get a couple
of mental cigarette? I gave away my riots? Now I'm forlorn.
Speaker 15 (32:03):
I sold my vote to the bums at ay call.
Uh registered to Sandy Claus and even Rick Flair. They
knew I was lying, but they just didn't care. They
bummed their nose at the federal laws rigging e elections
(32:25):
for their liberal cause. You vote sixteen times? What do
you get a couple of mental cigarettes? Gave away my riots?
Now I'm forlorn. I sold my vote to the bums
at a call. They used dirty tricks to affect the polls,
(32:50):
trying to advance their radical goals. They say they're not partisan,
but can explain why they're not stealing votes for John
McCain about sixteen times? What do you get a couple
of menthals. Cigarettes gave away my rights.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Now I'm forlorn. I sold my vote to the bums
at a car.
Speaker 15 (33:21):
If you see them coming better running hide, you see
their lips moving, and you know they lie. And they
shake your hand and they give you a smile, but
they won't be smiling when they go to trial. You
vote sixteen times, what do you get? A couple of
menthals cigarettes gave away my rights.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Now I'm for lorn. I saw my vote to the
bums at a corn Oh man, that's good, he good job.
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