November 11, 2024 • 42 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll get an update on the Trans Siberian Orchestra, now in the final rehearsals for their upcoming Christmas Show.. - Mad Max gets a tip on Disney closing their “It’s a Small World” attraction, in order to make them more “fat people friendly”.. - The Mayor of Dismal Seepage kicks off his “MENaissance Festival”.. - The Big Show Drive-In Theater is hoping to squeeze one more weekend in before shuttering for the winter.. - and we’ll wrap up with a Big Show classic, “The Special Pig”…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, Big shows on a radio more Big Show
right around the corner.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is Buzz Nutlet with a bulletin Big Show Knows
reporter live on the scene of a major disaster.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
I've never seen such carnage.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
And may I remind you that I was at the
Great Donna Pass Barbecue eating the buckle of nineteen ninety nine.
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This is much much worse.
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It's a massacre of mammoth proportions the tattered caucasses of
other morning shows lit at the battlefield. You're listening to
the victors in this morning radio war, John Boy and
Billy on the Big Show. Now, can I turn in
my expense receipts?
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Dat dude, Let's get up, Let's get at it.
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New work.
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Queen's a brand new day.
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November the eleventh, Nice and Happy Veterans' Days. Honor our veterans,
say the way you know their mom lungs, momb bragbors,
getting a cup of coffee.
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Just tell them you appreciate them. On Veteran's Day.
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Federal Holiday, Nomember the eleventh, because sils.
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The anniversary of the end of World War One one.
How about that?
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That's auld one man.
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You know we a good reason of our veterans. Oh,
Happy Veterans Day.
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Celebrate here a little bit later they just wake up.
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comes from the sound of the first letters of general
purpose sheep.
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Yeah all right, move.
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Up to nineteen eighty eight, the loudest scream omitted by
human was recorded. It was one hundred and twenty eight decibels.
I need something to compare that too, like a jet engine.
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Would that work?
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but it's right on that the Kamala Harris edge that
you had.
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I'm so glad I got to hear that. No more.
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I got it.
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In twenty fifteen, Montreal began the controversial dumping over raw
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What do we know?
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Ozer?
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Well, there's are three categories and we ready to play Albers.
Let's get us a contested one eight hundred Big Show, Good.
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Next, Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
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Today's feature track from the Big Show mid Box Reverend
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Pig he word Pig in the mid Box at the
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welcome in here amongst us. All right, there's a three categories.
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Well we'll be we'll be good for the first part.
All right, all right, well.
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Jimmy, if you can give us three kinds of jeeps
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Ready go.
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An army jeep, jeep wrangler, and a jeepreval.
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A burph, laugh and a scream.
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Us going right on the other side of this report.
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Good morning, let's a big show on the radio. Remember
if my Monday Morning song with my man.
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Robert Earl Kee listen it as done by Robert Earl
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A bit s Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
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Come on tack and get ready to say.
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Sometimes on my days are filled with right.
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Kid driving a big show.
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Good morning.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
That's a big show on the radio for your Monday,
November the eleventh.
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Ok.
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Yeah, we got some celebrations and playing a little later.
I want you to hang around. Well, you know what
time it is right now?
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Don't do that? Do that's.
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To act in the playhouse action.
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Hello friends, your old pal Burt Burn here with another
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episode Paranoid Pete. As our story opens, Pete Pulaski is
talking with his psychiatrist.
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Oh, come in, mister Pulaski. What seems to be the trouble.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Oh, it's bad, duck, it's really bad.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
I can't sleep.
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Well, let me write you a prescription.
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It won't work. I've tried that. See, every time I
get into bed, I think there's someone under it. So
I get under the bed and I think there's someone.
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On top of it.
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All night long. It's the same thing. Top under top under,
top under top under. Oh, so you've heard of this.
I hope you can do something. I'm going crazy. Loopy, screwy, daffy,
nutso cuckoo.
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I knew you'd understand, mister Pulaski, you're suffering from garden
variety paranoia. You just put yourself in my hands for
two years.
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Two years. Gee whiz, holy cow, jeez, Luise jim any crickets. Exactly.
Speaker 7 (12:03):
Trust me, mister Pulaski. You come to me three times
a week, and I promise I will cure you.
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Well, I don't know how much is this gonna cost me?
Speaker 7 (12:13):
One hundred dollars a visit, one.
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Hundred smackers a sea note, ten sawbucks a.
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Benjamin Well, I'll think about it, Okay, I'll see you soon,
mister Pulaski. Six months later, mister Pulaski, I haven't seen
you for six months. I was beginning to think you croaked,
bought the farm.
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Snuffed it, gave up the oxygen habit Exactly, how are
you doing?
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Are you ready to start your treatment.
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At one hundred bucks a visit? No way, A bartender
cured me for ten bucks.
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Wait, a bartender cured you, so you're no longer going
from the top of the bed under the bed, over
and over all night, worried that there's someone and something there?
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Oh all better?
Speaker 7 (12:54):
What did this bartender do?
Speaker 3 (12:55):
He told me to cut the legs off my bed.
Speaker 19 (12:57):
Son of Usnhow we hope you've enjoy John Boy and
Billy Playhouse.
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Would you unfasten those clasps, disengage those discs, undo the
top two bats bing go tune in next time when
we'll hear the invisible monster beside Pete's bed say.
Speaker 6 (13:19):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
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Good morning, you got the big show on the radio.
More chances for you to win coming up after your news.
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Weather and sports.
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Ah, you gonna have all them good at two shoes
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They're nothing sexy and a hot young man talking trash
on the radio.
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I like all them opinionated time men, rock Limbo, yawn,
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a fire in the party. It's getting hot in here.
I take off all my clothes.
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Whoo, I feel so vulnerable.
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Good morning, it's a big show on the radio for
your Monday, November the eleventh, off of the Estate of Washington.
It is your state's birthday. In eighteen eighty nine, Washington
became the forty second state. The state nicknames Chinook States,
Evergreen State. The state fish is steel Head trout. Of
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course that was the backdrop of Lipless's only movie. You
know with movie with the big pointy thing in the
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Lucille de Pesto and Lipless star in the story of
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A Hey, I'm sorry?
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Oh?
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You?
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What?
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I love you?
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All right?
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How you you? What I owe you?
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It'll be an affair to remember if they can ever
get together in the first place.
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Plea, I have no idea what you're saying here?
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Harry Hardy heard heaven he out?
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What?
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Oh?
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Ho you honey?
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What you're go hugging her argue.
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Waiting?
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What where are you?
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Hey?
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Are you? Hell?
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Hey?
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You here?
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Lipless in Seattle? From breath Coo Embassy Freaking.
Speaker 6 (16:34):
Pache, Good morning, big shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
We headed toward Christmas time talking about Operation Christmas Child,
and of course he trans Siberian Orchestra is a part
of all of our Christmases around here on the road again.
And how about our buddy, the drummer for t s
O be mister Jeff Plate, Good morning.
Speaker 13 (17:01):
Good morning.
Speaker 6 (17:02):
How are we doing, Hey Boddy, we're doing good. How
are you today?
Speaker 13 (17:06):
Yeah, everything's great, good, great, just getting ready for the tour.
Speaker 6 (17:09):
I hear man, I was told that you guys are
are rehearsing right now.
Speaker 13 (17:15):
Actually we are. We're done rehearsing. Oh we're going to
be firing up on Wednesday, on the thirteenth, and give
me another great show the Lost Christmas Eve twentieth anniversary
of that album that Paul O'Neill wrote for the transfer
Urian Orchestra, and give me another fantastic show man.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Of course it is cannot wait and we're getting the date,
so all right, No, just a huge tour.
Speaker 6 (17:39):
Of course, you guys just hit the road like like
no other.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
And we were talking about just the millions that have
been that have been raised for charities across the country
and oh gone it and every a portion of every
ticket goes and that's the thing about It just makes
you feel good at Christmas time when you enjoy it
and you know what you helping out.
Speaker 13 (18:02):
Absolutely, we've hit a few marks this year. It's the
twentieth anniversary of the Lost Christmas Eve. We will hit
twenty million tickets sold over all these tours that we've done.
And along with that is the charity you just mentioned.
One dollar per ticket has been donated ever since the
very first show we ever performed in nineteen ninety nine.
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So we're going to reach that twenty million dollar mark
in charities and helping out organizations all across the country.
It's very cool. We're all very proud of it.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Man, twenty twenty four, what a year, and we can
be a part of it. Twentieth anniversary of the Lost
Christmas Eve, twentieth milliondz O concert tickets, twenty million dollars
for charity.
Speaker 6 (18:44):
That is so awesome.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
And we're looking at right here, of course for our
world headquarters in Charlotte, North Carolina. You'll be here December
the fourteenth of the Spectrum Center. We'll tell our listeners
into Queen City, go ahead and get your tickets now.
Going to be in Orlando as well, Atlanta, Tampa, Raleigh,
Saint Louis just all over. So what you should do
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is just go to trans Dash Siberian dot com. You
can find out the nearest show near you and the tickets,
and go ahead and take care of your Christmas celebration.
Speaker 6 (19:17):
And Jeff, I know it's you.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
You guys noticed after twentieth, the twentieth year, your audits
there getting go. It keeps turning over by age, you
know coming up. You guys can do this for as
long as you won't.
Speaker 13 (19:31):
Do you know, it's amazing. Paul O'Neill used to tell
us years ago, you know, TSO was going to be
passed on from generation to generation and this will eventually
outlive us all. And I think the man was absolutely correct.
I remember kids coming through the autograph line in the
early two thousands that are now bringing their own kids
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to the show. Demand succeeded what he was trying to achieve.
You know, we're all well just very proud.
Speaker 6 (19:58):
To be here man.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
That is awesome, and we are very proud to actually
be with you guys since the beginning with Paul. You know,
I remember coming in and setting up in the blue room,
the studio next door and the man and playing around.
Speaker 6 (20:12):
Man was so the acoustic jam you guys, And that's
the thing.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
That pauling you man, putting together one of the best
musicians in the world and the show and what you
guys put on on the Jeff that's been there since
the beginning.
Speaker 6 (20:27):
You just got to be so proud.
Speaker 13 (20:30):
Yeah, man, I mean, we've got a got a wonderful
team of people involved in all of this. I mean
not just the band and the vocalists on stage, but
the management team and the production team behind the scenes
to put all this together. Once again, they've all done
themselves this year. This show just looks so incredibly awesome.
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It is so different than last year. People are going
to absolutely love it. But these people, they're the best
of the best, and they all do themselves every year.
Speaker 6 (21:00):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Well, Jeff, thanks for taking some time with us, Buddy,
Merry Christmas. Can't wait to see the twentieth anniversary show. Buddy,
all right, thank you. So y'all go to trans dash
Siberian dot com find out show near you. Go ahead
and get your tickets and get it set for Christmas time.
Speaker 6 (21:17):
Good deal, y'all. All right, Well, let's play us some
John Boy Jeopardy. Shall we jump right in here? That's edge.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Almost everybody has some of these in their fridge, but
according to a recent study, about seventy five percent of
them eventually get thrown away.
Speaker 7 (21:34):
Are those pickles?
Speaker 6 (21:35):
Pickles? So it's a specific guess.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
If you're wrong again, be there forever one ain't under
to make show you told?
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Free line We go?
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Do we get a winter?
Speaker 6 (21:50):
We play John Boy Jeopardy next.
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Good Morning.
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It's a big show on al Radio, rolling through your
Monday morning What I mid box featured track of the day,
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Yes, it's John Boy, and now this is where I
try to meet him and say what he says with
a bunch of words and things that are funny, not funny,
But I'm not that special.
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Here, shot boy. Awesome jobs. Thank you.
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Let's say hey to Mark at merles Inlet, South Carolina.
Good morning, Mark, Good morning, John Boy crew, Hello Boddy.
All right, Mark, Well you got first shot at John
Boyd Jeopardy this morning.
Speaker 6 (23:25):
Let's review the question.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Almost everybody has some of these in their fridge, but
according to a recent study, about seventy five percent of
them eventually get thrown away.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
What are we looking for?
Speaker 13 (23:37):
Mark, I'm gonna go with what are leftover.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
We're just going leftovers in the fridge, says, Well, that's it.
Speaker 6 (23:50):
It could be pickles, Tater, it could be a flat
of things.
Speaker 7 (23:54):
You mean well, I understand you mean well, you think
I'll eat the rest of that.
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And by the way, that study was conducted by Tupperware.
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I don't know if thats in doing so maybe buy
some of that and you wouldn't have to throw it away.
Speaker 6 (24:07):
See what they're doing there, they're doing icy Hey, Mark,
figured it out. They Mark.
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Congratulations there, buddy, you got the bird t County Peanuts
frize package.
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Man, you were gonna love these bad boys.
Speaker 13 (24:22):
Alrighty, Can I give a shout out? You go ahead,
don't give a shout out to my lovely wife and
uh my young big shout out to Jackie.
Speaker 6 (24:33):
All right? Just waat, damn, Mark, we like everybody you
talking about that shout out.
Speaker 7 (24:38):
To the unnamed family. But Jackie, you get a girl that's.
Speaker 6 (24:44):
A special girl. All right, Mark Bardy, will you hang
on then your girl to hook you up?
Speaker 13 (24:49):
All right?
Speaker 19 (24:49):
Thank you?
Speaker 9 (24:51):
All right?
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Big next tenty minutes on the Big Show. Now it's
your new who's on the other side of time capsule.
Speaker 6 (25:02):
And mad Max about half hot.
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He'll check in.
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This is the award winning Joh Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
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road horror and she's on faun a hustling and hunt.
She spends her days in the laundrom at, washing and
drying too top. Good night, gret Old crazy about my
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her nights and a strip joy doing an exotic dance
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worn out.
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Spending next pants.
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who's on employee drowsing Old shark Troup Pinole and sleeps
with a dude named Floyd and the trailer park form
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She's a mob bahome princess and me on the trailer parking.
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She's got a bad reputation.
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She's the talk of the neighbor.
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as good. I often stir in her window when she's
getting dressed inside, but she don't mind. She looks up
to me because I own the double whine concrete block
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foundation and it impresses her soul. She always calls a
knocking no one ever. There's a tornade old and she's
a trailer park woman.
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She's a mom my home princess.
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trailer parking.
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Or shut.
Speaker 6 (28:04):
Good morning radio, done right, good on ass.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
There's a big show on the radio. Happy Veterans Day.
All the veterans listen to the Big Show. I love
you like like a veteran doing today. Okay, I gotta
what we got it?
Speaker 6 (28:46):
Okay, good there's a call, I got it. Good morning,
Big Show come on, Milly, oh.
Speaker 9 (28:53):
Man, man, how you doing man? I'm just fit as
a fiddling ready for love. No, me and the wife
just got back from Florida visiting their sistern, their nerve
racking kids. Of course they had to drag us off
the disney World while I was down there. Oh boy,
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couldn't we. I'm so a swell idea, myrtle, my big
old Mickey mouse buck Hey, get on Mickey too much here.
But after about three days of standing in one line
after another, the Lambdo Airport was starting to look like
the happiest place on the.
Speaker 13 (29:33):
Hey.
Speaker 9 (29:33):
I s talking to a boy works at Epcot one night.
He says, they're fixing the shut down the It's a
Small World ride at disney Land. Now, anybody that's ever
rolled this thing had that crappy song stuck in their
head the rest of the day is probably thinking, good,
it's about that. Well, don't get too excited. They ain't
tearing it down. They're just upgrading it. And there's more
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bad news. They're upgrading the equipm not the salt. Now
here's the deal. When Small World was built back in
nineteen sixty four, is designed to carry men that weighed
one hundred and seventy five pounds and women that weighed
one hundred and thirty five pounds. Now, is anybody that's
been to the mall lately knows them? Days is long, y'all.
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We walked around Disney work for three days last week.
I ain't never seen so many pat people in my life.
We must come through the gate, I thought was call
up in the middle of some new Dumbo parade. Pat
they foreverwhere, and half of them riding them little electric scooters.
They keep them infing them ninety year old grannies. Nowadays,
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it ain't granny riding it. It's a forty year old
big girl from Markansas staring with one hondred eating marshmallow
Mickey's with the others. At Disney, everybody under two years
old is in a stroller now, everybody over two hundred
pounds on the little lascal. Needless to say, a steady
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stream of fat people take a toll on amusement park ride.
According to the fellow I talked to, what's happening on
small roars. The riders have got so fat the boots
are bottoming out. Kid. You know, allo, these big old
butt steaks goes into shooting, is up getting stuck halfway
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through because ain't no cameras inside. The people running a
ride don't know there's a stuck card if somebody says, hey,
how come nobody's coming out down the d so you
could end up trapped on the worst ride in the
park with them little robot Eskimo kids singing it's a
small roll at you over and over. He's thinking the
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haunted mentioned is creepy. You ain't sain't nothing here. So
here's a reality check for you, America. What Disney says
you're officially too fat to ride? It's a small world. Now,
put down that Mickey Mouse ice cream bar, keep your
scooting off my toes and quit worn in my life.
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Have a nice day.
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And listening to the Big.
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New York City hair like Conway Twitty.
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Things that he's.
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Done rickles rude.
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In New York City hair like Conway Twitty.
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He says he's smart as hell, Tromb.
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It's gotta be kidding you.
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They glad you got in here. Boddie.
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We're gonna ask Tata some questions. You agree or disagree.
What do you think she's right or wrong? Get two
bells for two buzzers and you'll win the big old prospect. Okay, ready,
all right, we'll let's go all right then, well, tainer,
(38:57):
when kids give up the habit of thumb sucking, what
habited are they most apt to take up?
Speaker 10 (39:05):
Next?
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They're apt to take up fidgeting?
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They will fidget, fidget, they fidget, take up fidgeting.
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Yes, you just you, you know when you tell them
just sit down, just just cop just sit Down't.
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Familiar with the godcept of fidgeting. Excuse let's say, if
is wrapped around it, do you.
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Disagree with? They will take up fidgeting. This is where
you step in.
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got it.
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You got a bew She was not right. Nail biting.
Nail biting was what they're apt to take up.
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You said, all right, yeah, you know, I didn't need
to explain anything.
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All right, there we go, so right, all right.
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According to the book Healing Family Relationships, it should be
a time, yes, thank you. It should be a time
each member of the family looks forward to with anticipation.
It should be associated with love, warmth, and shared good will.
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What time is it?
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Oh, it's the time of reading of the will.
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He's going to agree with you're gonna agree with reading
of the will. No, it's meal time. Meal time is
what they were talking about. You should have thought that
one through, do they. Well, there's a mother, So here yougo.
We're gonna win it or lose it.
Speaker 6 (41:09):
On this final question.
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Okay, can coffee really stunt a young person's growth?
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Only if you hold their head under too long?
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Coffee and coffee stunt a young person's growth?
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Nay, nay?
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I say no, no, it cannot dink, agree or disagree.
I agree, agree, And that wasn't the.
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Alright, yeah, they mean that right right? Don a few
miles below it.
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Beloove in him mane any.
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Way you sl me someone there, I'm not s in
this price flat.
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You want something Bertee County peanuts? Huh yeah, I'll big,
thank you. Hang on, I'll hook you up for that,
all right, Jackie gonna take over my boy, all right,
thank you? Brid Man let On
Good morning, Big shows on a radio more Big Show
right around the corner.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is Buzz Nutlet with a bulletin Big Show Knows
reporter live on the scene of a major disaster.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
I've never seen such carnage.
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And may I remind you that I was at the
Great Donna Pass Barbecue eating the buckle of nineteen ninety nine.
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This is much much worse.
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It's a massacre of mammoth proportions the tattered caucasses of
other morning shows lit at the battlefield. You're listening to
the victors in this morning radio war, John Boy and
Billy on the Big Show. Now, can I turn in
my expense receipts?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Dat dude, Let's get up, Let's get at it.
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New work.
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Queen's a brand new day.
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Who's got the case of the moon Moon Dukes? I
don't like that woman. Heybody, let's get do it.
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Huh.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
November the eleventh, Nice and Happy Veterans' Days. Honor our veterans,
say the way you know their mom lungs, momb bragbors,
getting a cup of coffee.
Speaker 6 (01:50):
Just tell them you appreciate them. On Veteran's Day.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Federal Holiday, Nomember the eleventh, because sils.
Speaker 6 (02:01):
The anniversary of the end of World War One one.
How about that?
Speaker 7 (02:05):
That's auld one man.
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You know we a good reason of our veterans. Oh,
Happy Veterans Day.
Speaker 6 (02:14):
Celebrate here a little bit later they just wake up.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
We got three days in his received up. We'll get
the first prize pack out. You know we start by
giving just earn it a little bit. Big Joe's on
the radio. Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Let's
get a Happy Herd prize pack out. Here is hunting time, y'all.
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here and win it. Nineteen forty, On November the eleventh,
the jeep built by Willies makes his debut. The name
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comes from the sound of the first letters of general
purpose sheep.
Speaker 6 (03:07):
Yeah all right, move.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Up to nineteen eighty eight, the loudest scream omitted by
human was recorded. It was one hundred and twenty eight decibels.
I need something to compare that too, like a jet engine.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
Would that work?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I heard some women they get it's not necessarily loud,
but it's right on that the Kamala Harris edge that
you had.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
I'm so glad I got to hear that. No more.
It's a beautiful Monday, any great? All right?
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I got it.
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Then finally was on his date.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
In twenty fifteen, Montreal began the controversial dumping over raw
sewage into the Saint Lawrence River.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
Well what's wrong with the where canans?
Speaker 9 (04:00):
What do we know?
Speaker 6 (04:04):
Ozer?
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Well, there's are three categories and we ready to play Albers.
Let's get us a contested one eight hundred Big Show, Good.
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Next, Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
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Today's feature track from the Big Show mid Box Reverend
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Pig he word Pig in the mid Box at the
Big Show, Doc Holly. Right now, there's a winning begain Outburst.
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Let's play Upburst.
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It's the game that anyone can win.
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John Boy Billy to give.
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The prizes from the big prize being. Let's go contested
number one.
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This should really be a lot of fun to your.
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Playing outburst havel Marie up against time the best time you.
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Have a big shots.
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Let Jimmy from America's chargap shots. Good morning, Jimmy, Good
morning the morning. How are you, hey man? We're awesome, Jimmy,
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welcome in here amongst us. All right, there's a three categories.
Let's just get you through reason, get you that prize pack.
Well we'll be we'll be good for the first part.
All right, all right, well.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Jimmy, if you can give us three kinds of jeeps
in five seconds, you're off to a good start.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
Ready go.
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An army jeep, jeep wrangler, and a jeepreval.
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Ba ba back Hell boy, Now is easy peas at
three sounds a human makes ready to go.
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A burph, laugh and a scream.
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Oh that was a grave All right, okay, ohe you
a dollar. I thought he was going there too. And
now for the wind. Three places you find sewage Ready go.
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In a porter, septic tank, and a sewage point.
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God, jamm Hang on board Batim of the hour, top
of your news. Get our Monday Morning song to get.
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Us going right on the other side of this report.
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Good morning, let's a big show on the radio. Remember
if my Monday Morning song with my man.
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Robert Earl Kee listen it as done by Robert Earl
Keane is being lying.
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A bit s Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
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Come on tack and get ready to say.
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Sometimes on my days are filled with right.
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As I traveled down left, bad things ain't going min
way because there's always someone swirming in my life.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
You keep swerving in my.
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Life and it's causing lots of banger. I'm a honking
on my horror. Lie, I'm shooting you the fin. Keep
switching on my bride lives.
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When you're swerving all lives hoib By, you're running someone off.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
The road.
Speaker 15 (09:05):
The day Joe, Why I thought I never never could
glove another? How else could I feed?
Speaker 17 (09:20):
But nowing you run into me, I can't believe I
could not see.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
Her all tank up, No one's at the waiting.
Speaker 17 (09:34):
You keep swarming in my life, just causing lots of bag.
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I'm a cussing out your name.
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I'm shooting you the fine.
Speaker 15 (09:49):
I keep switching on my briding lights. But you're just
too dimpty.
Speaker 17 (09:54):
Now when you're swerving all lights ho, you're running someone
off the road.
Speaker 6 (10:10):
Kid driving a big show.
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Good morning.
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That's a big show on the radio for your Monday,
November the eleventh.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
Ok.
Speaker 6 (10:44):
Yeah, we got some celebrations and playing a little later.
I want you to hang around. Well, you know what
time it is right now?
Speaker 9 (10:55):
Don't do that? Do that's.
Speaker 6 (11:01):
To act in the playhouse action.
Speaker 18 (11:06):
Hello friends, your old pal Burt Burn here with another
gut rumbling edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's
episode Paranoid Pete. As our story opens, Pete Pulaski is
talking with his psychiatrist.
Speaker 7 (11:20):
Oh, come in, mister Pulaski. What seems to be the trouble.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Oh, it's bad, duck, it's really bad.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
I can't sleep.
Speaker 7 (11:27):
Well, let me write you a prescription.
Speaker 18 (11:29):
It won't work. I've tried that. See, every time I
get into bed, I think there's someone under it. So
I get under the bed and I think there's someone.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
On top of it.
Speaker 18 (11:36):
All night long. It's the same thing. Top under top under,
top under top under. Oh, so you've heard of this.
I hope you can do something. I'm going crazy. Loopy, screwy, daffy,
nutso cuckoo.
Speaker 7 (11:49):
I knew you'd understand, mister Pulaski, you're suffering from garden
variety paranoia. You just put yourself in my hands for
two years.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Two years. Gee whiz, holy cow, jeez, Luise jim any crickets. Exactly.
Speaker 7 (12:03):
Trust me, mister Pulaski. You come to me three times
a week, and I promise I will cure you.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Well, I don't know how much is this gonna cost me?
Speaker 7 (12:13):
One hundred dollars a visit, one.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Hundred smackers a sea note, ten sawbucks a.
Speaker 7 (12:18):
Benjamin Well, I'll think about it, Okay, I'll see you soon,
mister Pulaski. Six months later, mister Pulaski, I haven't seen
you for six months. I was beginning to think you croaked,
bought the farm.
Speaker 19 (12:32):
Snuffed it, gave up the oxygen habit Exactly, how are
you doing?
Speaker 7 (12:37):
Are you ready to start your treatment.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
At one hundred bucks a visit? No way, A bartender
cured me for ten bucks.
Speaker 7 (12:43):
Wait, a bartender cured you, so you're no longer going
from the top of the bed under the bed, over
and over all night, worried that there's someone and something there?
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Oh all better?
Speaker 7 (12:54):
What did this bartender do?
Speaker 3 (12:55):
He told me to cut the legs off my bed.
Speaker 19 (12:57):
Son of Usnhow we hope you've enjoy John Boy and
Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 18 (13:09):
Would you unfasten those clasps, disengage those discs, undo the
top two bats bing go tune in next time when
we'll hear the invisible monster beside Pete's bed say.
Speaker 6 (13:19):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Good morning, you got the big show on the radio.
More chances for you to win coming up after your news.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Weather and sports.
Speaker 20 (13:30):
Ah, you gonna have all them good at two shoes
on the radio talking about their damn teith and having baby.
They're nothing sexy and a hot young man talking trash
on the radio.
Speaker 21 (13:45):
I like all them opinionated time men, rock Limbo, yawn,
Hannity Neil Board, Yeah, snow on the roof. She had
a fire in the party. It's getting hot in here.
I take off all my clothes.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Whoo, I feel so vulnerable.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio for
your Monday, November the eleventh, off of the Estate of Washington.
It is your state's birthday. In eighteen eighty nine, Washington
became the forty second state. The state nicknames Chinook States,
Evergreen State. The state fish is steel Head trout. Of
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course that was the backdrop of Lipless's only movie. You
know with movie with the big pointy thing in the
middle of town. What you'd like to hear about that?
Speaker 6 (15:21):
Well, I just say so.
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Listen.
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Revco Embassy Pictures presents the year's most unusual romantic comedy.
Lucille de Pesto and Lipless star in the story of
a long distance love affair that can't quite seem to
get off the ground. Lipless in Seattle.
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A Hey, I'm sorry?
Speaker 22 (15:42):
What did you say? I?
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Oh?
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You?
Speaker 13 (15:45):
What?
Speaker 9 (15:46):
I love you?
Speaker 23 (15:47):
All right?
Speaker 9 (15:48):
How you you? What I owe you?
Speaker 11 (15:52):
It'll be an affair to remember if they can ever
get together in the first place.
Speaker 6 (15:56):
Hey, hey, hey, hey, what hey?
Speaker 22 (16:03):
Plea, I have no idea what you're saying here?
Speaker 6 (16:08):
Harry Hardy heard heaven he out?
Speaker 12 (16:13):
What?
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (16:14):
Ho you honey?
Speaker 6 (16:16):
What you're go hugging her argue.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
Waiting?
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What where are you?
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Hey?
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Are you? Hell?
Speaker 9 (16:29):
Hey?
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You here?
Speaker 11 (16:31):
Lipless in Seattle? From breath Coo Embassy Freaking.
Speaker 6 (16:34):
Pache, Good morning, big shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
We headed toward Christmas time talking about Operation Christmas Child,
and of course he trans Siberian Orchestra is a part
of all of our Christmases around here on the road again.
And how about our buddy, the drummer for t s
O be mister Jeff Plate, Good morning.
Speaker 13 (17:01):
Good morning.
Speaker 6 (17:02):
How are we doing, Hey Boddy, we're doing good. How
are you today?
Speaker 13 (17:06):
Yeah, everything's great, good, great, just getting ready for the tour.
Speaker 6 (17:09):
I hear man, I was told that you guys are
are rehearsing right now.
Speaker 13 (17:15):
Actually we are. We're done rehearsing. Oh we're going to
be firing up on Wednesday, on the thirteenth, and give
me another great show the Lost Christmas Eve twentieth anniversary
of that album that Paul O'Neill wrote for the transfer
Urian Orchestra, and give me another fantastic show man.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Of course it is cannot wait and we're getting the date,
so all right, No, just a huge tour.
Speaker 6 (17:39):
Of course, you guys just hit the road like like
no other.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
And we were talking about just the millions that have
been that have been raised for charities across the country
and oh gone it and every a portion of every
ticket goes and that's the thing about It just makes
you feel good at Christmas time when you enjoy it
and you know what you helping out.
Speaker 13 (18:02):
Absolutely, we've hit a few marks this year. It's the
twentieth anniversary of the Lost Christmas Eve. We will hit
twenty million tickets sold over all these tours that we've done.
And along with that is the charity you just mentioned.
One dollar per ticket has been donated ever since the
very first show we ever performed in nineteen ninety nine.
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So we're going to reach that twenty million dollar mark
in charities and helping out organizations all across the country.
It's very cool. We're all very proud of it.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Man, twenty twenty four, what a year, and we can
be a part of it. Twentieth anniversary of the Lost
Christmas Eve, twentieth milliondz O concert tickets, twenty million dollars
for charity.
Speaker 6 (18:44):
That is so awesome.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
And we're looking at right here, of course for our
world headquarters in Charlotte, North Carolina. You'll be here December
the fourteenth of the Spectrum Center. We'll tell our listeners
into Queen City, go ahead and get your tickets now.
Going to be in Orlando as well, Atlanta, Tampa, Raleigh,
Saint Louis just all over. So what you should do
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is just go to trans Dash Siberian dot com. You
can find out the nearest show near you and the tickets,
and go ahead and take care of your Christmas celebration.
Speaker 6 (19:17):
And Jeff, I know it's you.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
You guys noticed after twentieth, the twentieth year, your audits
there getting go. It keeps turning over by age, you
know coming up. You guys can do this for as
long as you won't.
Speaker 13 (19:31):
Do you know, it's amazing. Paul O'Neill used to tell
us years ago, you know, TSO was going to be
passed on from generation to generation and this will eventually
outlive us all. And I think the man was absolutely correct.
I remember kids coming through the autograph line in the
early two thousands that are now bringing their own kids
(19:51):
to the show. Demand succeeded what he was trying to achieve.
You know, we're all well just very proud.
Speaker 6 (19:58):
To be here man.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
That is awesome, and we are very proud to actually
be with you guys since the beginning with Paul. You know,
I remember coming in and setting up in the blue room,
the studio next door and the man and playing around.
Speaker 6 (20:12):
Man was so the acoustic jam you guys, And that's
the thing.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
That pauling you man, putting together one of the best
musicians in the world and the show and what you
guys put on on the Jeff that's been there since
the beginning.
Speaker 6 (20:27):
You just got to be so proud.
Speaker 13 (20:30):
Yeah, man, I mean, we've got a got a wonderful
team of people involved in all of this. I mean
not just the band and the vocalists on stage, but
the management team and the production team behind the scenes
to put all this together. Once again, they've all done
themselves this year. This show just looks so incredibly awesome.
(20:52):
It is so different than last year. People are going
to absolutely love it. But these people, they're the best
of the best, and they all do themselves every year.
Speaker 6 (21:00):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Well, Jeff, thanks for taking some time with us, Buddy,
Merry Christmas. Can't wait to see the twentieth anniversary show. Buddy,
all right, thank you. So y'all go to trans dash
Siberian dot com find out show near you. Go ahead
and get your tickets and get it set for Christmas time.
Speaker 6 (21:17):
Good deal, y'all. All right, Well, let's play us some
John Boy Jeopardy. Shall we jump right in here? That's edge.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Almost everybody has some of these in their fridge, but
according to a recent study, about seventy five percent of
them eventually get thrown away.
Speaker 7 (21:34):
Are those pickles?
Speaker 6 (21:35):
Pickles? So it's a specific guess.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
If you're wrong again, be there forever one ain't under
to make show you told?
Speaker 6 (21:48):
Free line We go?
Speaker 10 (21:49):
Do we get a winter?
Speaker 6 (21:50):
We play John Boy Jeopardy next.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
Good Morning.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
It's a big show on al Radio, rolling through your
Monday morning What I mid box featured track of the day,
Reverend Sin seeing the Google Master generals your.
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Pig search keyword pick.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
It's a mid box at the Big Show dot com
and right now, all right, oh, all right, Randy's at
the studio. Tyner handled the intro of course. All right,
well let's play.
Speaker 8 (22:48):
Yes, it's John Boy, and now this is where I
try to meet him and say what he says with
a bunch of words and things that are funny, not funny,
But I'm not that special.
Speaker 6 (23:04):
Here, shot boy. Awesome jobs. Thank you.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Let's say hey to Mark at merles Inlet, South Carolina.
Good morning, Mark, Good morning, John Boy crew, Hello Boddy.
All right, Mark, Well you got first shot at John
Boyd Jeopardy this morning.
Speaker 6 (23:25):
Let's review the question.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Almost everybody has some of these in their fridge, but
according to a recent study, about seventy five percent of
them eventually get thrown away.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
What are we looking for?
Speaker 13 (23:37):
Mark, I'm gonna go with what are leftover.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
We're just going leftovers in the fridge, says, Well, that's it.
Speaker 6 (23:50):
It could be pickles, Tater, it could be a flat
of things.
Speaker 7 (23:54):
You mean well, I understand you mean well, you think
I'll eat the rest of that.
Speaker 6 (23:58):
And by the way, that study was conducted by Tupperware.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
I don't know if thats in doing so maybe buy
some of that and you wouldn't have to throw it away.
Speaker 6 (24:07):
See what they're doing there, they're doing icy Hey, Mark,
figured it out. They Mark.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Congratulations there, buddy, you got the bird t County Peanuts
frize package.
Speaker 6 (24:17):
Man, you were gonna love these bad boys.
Speaker 13 (24:22):
Alrighty, Can I give a shout out? You go ahead,
don't give a shout out to my lovely wife and
uh my young big shout out to Jackie.
Speaker 6 (24:33):
All right? Just waat, damn, Mark, we like everybody you
talking about that shout out.
Speaker 7 (24:38):
To the unnamed family. But Jackie, you get a girl that's.
Speaker 6 (24:44):
A special girl. All right, Mark Bardy, will you hang
on then your girl to hook you up?
Speaker 13 (24:49):
All right?
Speaker 19 (24:49):
Thank you?
Speaker 9 (24:51):
All right?
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Big next tenty minutes on the Big Show. Now it's
your new who's on the other side of time capsule.
Speaker 6 (25:02):
And mad Max about half hot.
Speaker 9 (25:05):
He'll check in.
Speaker 6 (25:35):
This is the award winning Joh Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 24 (25:50):
Jane's got tattooo's on her back side and a car
jacked about front. My neighbor next door is an on
road horror and she's on faun a hustling and hunt.
She spends her days in the laundrom at, washing and
drying too top. Good night, gret Old crazy about my
old lady, but I don't really think i'd swapping, spends
(26:14):
her nights and a strip joy doing an exotic dance
in a night a day, pair of platforms, shoes and
worn out.
Speaker 15 (26:22):
Spending next pants.
Speaker 22 (26:24):
Her kids still live with her mother and her stepbrother
who's on employee drowsing Old shark Troup Pinole and sleeps
with a dude named Floyd and the trailer park form
and she's a the mole a home princess. She's the
queen of manufactured house.
Speaker 15 (26:46):
She's a trail of haark woman.
Speaker 22 (26:49):
She's a mob bahome princess and me on the trailer parking.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
She's got a bad reputation.
Speaker 6 (27:00):
She's the talk of the neighbor.
Speaker 22 (27:03):
Him may be her place, Saint Graceland, the furniture syst
as good. I often stir in her window when she's
getting dressed inside, but she don't mind. She looks up
to me because I own the double whine concrete block
(27:24):
foundation and it impresses her soul. She always calls a
knocking no one ever. There's a tornade old and she's
a trailer park woman.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
She's a mom my home princess.
Speaker 22 (27:39):
Everybody's a quiet up manufactured I know whosdays. She's a
trail of barn woman. She's a momm princess and the
trailer parking.
Speaker 12 (27:57):
Or shut.
Speaker 6 (28:04):
Good morning radio, done right, good on ass.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
There's a big show on the radio. Happy Veterans Day.
All the veterans listen to the Big Show. I love
you like like a veteran doing today. Okay, I gotta
what we got it?
Speaker 6 (28:46):
Okay, good there's a call, I got it. Good morning,
Big Show come on, Milly, oh.
Speaker 9 (28:53):
Man, man, how you doing man? I'm just fit as
a fiddling ready for love. No, me and the wife
just got back from Florida visiting their sistern, their nerve
racking kids. Of course they had to drag us off
the disney World while I was down there. Oh boy,
(29:14):
couldn't we. I'm so a swell idea, myrtle, my big
old Mickey mouse buck Hey, get on Mickey too much here.
But after about three days of standing in one line
after another, the Lambdo Airport was starting to look like
the happiest place on the.
Speaker 13 (29:33):
Hey.
Speaker 9 (29:33):
I s talking to a boy works at Epcot one night.
He says, they're fixing the shut down the It's a
Small World ride at disney Land. Now, anybody that's ever
rolled this thing had that crappy song stuck in their
head the rest of the day is probably thinking, good,
it's about that. Well, don't get too excited. They ain't
tearing it down. They're just upgrading it. And there's more
(29:57):
bad news. They're upgrading the equipm not the salt. Now
here's the deal. When Small World was built back in
nineteen sixty four, is designed to carry men that weighed
one hundred and seventy five pounds and women that weighed
one hundred and thirty five pounds. Now, is anybody that's
been to the mall lately knows them? Days is long, y'all.
(30:20):
We walked around Disney work for three days last week.
I ain't never seen so many pat people in my life.
We must come through the gate, I thought was call
up in the middle of some new Dumbo parade. Pat
they foreverwhere, and half of them riding them little electric scooters.
They keep them infing them ninety year old grannies. Nowadays,
(30:41):
it ain't granny riding it. It's a forty year old
big girl from Markansas staring with one hondred eating marshmallow
Mickey's with the others. At Disney, everybody under two years
old is in a stroller now, everybody over two hundred
pounds on the little lascal. Needless to say, a steady
(31:01):
stream of fat people take a toll on amusement park ride.
According to the fellow I talked to, what's happening on
small roars. The riders have got so fat the boots
are bottoming out. Kid. You know, allo, these big old
butt steaks goes into shooting, is up getting stuck halfway
(31:22):
through because ain't no cameras inside. The people running a
ride don't know there's a stuck card if somebody says, hey,
how come nobody's coming out down the d so you
could end up trapped on the worst ride in the
park with them little robot Eskimo kids singing it's a
small roll at you over and over. He's thinking the
(31:44):
haunted mentioned is creepy. You ain't sain't nothing here. So
here's a reality check for you, America. What Disney says
you're officially too fat to ride? It's a small world. Now,
put down that Mickey Mouse ice cream bar, keep your
scooting off my toes and quit worn in my life.
(32:06):
Have a nice day.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Good morning, You got a big show on the radio.
More chances you to win coming up after your news
weathersparts by.
Speaker 10 (32:21):
This is Spanjordi arts in all today.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
From hammer Langer Fjord Norway.
Speaker 10 (32:29):
After around to Kick the Wolverine.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
There's nothing like sitting back, drinking a great big hairring smoothie.
Speaker 10 (32:38):
And listening to the Big.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
Show with John Boy and Biley. There's a bond in
this one.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Good Morning, it's a big shawing the radio coming out
ten minutes.
Speaker 6 (33:19):
Jaggie's request. A lot of Jaggi's people went went Trump's way,
didn't they. He wants to hear King Trump.
Speaker 9 (33:28):
You got him, baby.
Speaker 6 (33:31):
I mentioned it is Veterans Day today.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
My wonderful thing giveaway is Operation Red Dawn challenge coin
from Iraq by Operation Red Do. I got December thirteenth,
oh three, we got him. They're talking about Saddam Hussein
on this challenge coin.
Speaker 6 (33:55):
But your name of a had for it. He old
Veteran's Day will be pretty cool. Okay, yeah, am here
am King Trump. In minutes we'll get through it. The promise.
Big Show rolls on.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Good Morning.
Speaker 6 (34:07):
Big Show's on the radio. Coming up.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
We played Beating the Blonde Winter gets a hat, T shirt,
tumbler and a twenty five dollars gas card from lawd Tigers,
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Speaker 9 (34:27):
Play for it.
Speaker 6 (34:28):
In minutes, let's get Jackie's request.
Speaker 23 (34:31):
Here is Trump now when he was a young man
he always thought he'd be sitting on a thrown up
in Washington, d C. Trump got a Bible from his mammy.
Speaker 6 (34:56):
Holy Trump. His hands are small and clam board in.
Speaker 12 (35:01):
New York City hair like Conway Twitty.
Speaker 10 (35:08):
Now people love to listen to his speeches.
Speaker 23 (35:12):
He calls folks losers and lions, sons of beaches, bart.
Speaker 10 (35:18):
Things that he's.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
Done rickles rude.
Speaker 15 (35:20):
Trum likes bragging about his pickle boarded.
Speaker 12 (35:24):
In New York City hair like Conway Twitty.
Speaker 6 (35:27):
Trumble.
Speaker 17 (35:31):
Trouble.
Speaker 10 (35:33):
He says he's smart as hell, Tromb.
Speaker 23 (35:37):
He danced on his in Hell from from bid common sense,
been well, trouble Trouble, His foods ain't got no smell,
got more ex wives than Sinatra. Trouble Trouble, problem from
frothing from from swimming pools.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
From from from from from the Star Trumm from.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
And his hair is perfect eating Trump.
Speaker 13 (36:18):
Not on.
Speaker 6 (36:18):
You think my head is up my rum.
Speaker 23 (36:21):
I know he's probably crazy, but I'm voting fucking Troup Trump.
His momentum just ain't stopping. He Trump even when he's
flippy flopping.
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Born in New.
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York City, hairline Conway Twitty. He was born in New York.
Speaker 10 (36:38):
City and his hands. I eaty bitty.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
All right, so anytime now he should have point himself, kings,
I guess what we heard. We'll let you know all right. Meantime,
let's play Beating the Blonde one eight hundred Big Show
you told free line across America. We're gonna contest him
play next on alf Let's make Show.
Speaker 9 (37:28):
On the radio. A brand new work work on the.
Speaker 6 (37:32):
Monday, November eleven, Veterans Day twenty and twenty four. Feature
track for the Make Show bed Box.
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Reverend Ernest Lease and say the clude Master General. A
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The Bigshow dot com. They got on their contest one you.
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We'll call you game.
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You'll play make that happened to? Game has Beat the Blonde?
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Lest meet our contestants. Well look it is Dank from
Great Falls, South Carolina.
Speaker 6 (38:07):
Good morning, Dank.
Speaker 7 (38:08):
I'm sorry what.
Speaker 9 (38:13):
My brain, old book?
Speaker 6 (38:18):
Yes it is he jagg Is he want ours.
Speaker 9 (38:27):
You mane.
Speaker 7 (38:29):
It's gotta be kidding you.
Speaker 9 (38:32):
God.
Speaker 6 (38:34):
They glad you got in here. Boddie.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
We're gonna ask Tata some questions. You agree or disagree.
What do you think she's right or wrong? Get two
bells for two buzzers and you'll win the big old prospect. Okay, ready,
all right, we'll let's go all right then, well, tainer,
(38:57):
when kids give up the habit of thumb sucking, what
habited are they most apt to take up?
Speaker 10 (39:05):
Next?
Speaker 7 (39:09):
They're apt to take up fidgeting?
Speaker 6 (39:12):
They will fidget, fidget, they fidget, take up fidgeting.
Speaker 7 (39:17):
Yes, you just you, you know when you tell them
just sit down, just just cop just sit Down't.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Familiar with the godcept of fidgeting. Excuse let's say, if
is wrapped around it, do you.
Speaker 6 (39:34):
Disagree with? They will take up fidgeting. This is where
you step in.
Speaker 9 (39:43):
Okay, what.
Speaker 6 (39:45):
Disagree? I heard disagree? Okay, there you go. Yes, you
got it.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
You got a bew She was not right. Nail biting.
Nail biting was what they're apt to take up.
Speaker 14 (39:59):
You said, all right, yeah, you know, I didn't need
to explain anything.
Speaker 6 (40:11):
All right, there we go, so right, all right.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
According to the book Healing Family Relationships, it should be
a time, yes, thank you. It should be a time
each member of the family looks forward to with anticipation.
It should be associated with love, warmth, and shared good will.
Speaker 6 (40:35):
What time is it?
Speaker 7 (40:36):
Oh, it's the time of reading of the will.
Speaker 1 (40:51):
He's going to agree with you're gonna agree with reading
of the will. No, it's meal time. Meal time is
what they were talking about. You should have thought that
one through, do they. Well, there's a mother, So here yougo.
We're gonna win it or lose it.
Speaker 6 (41:09):
On this final question.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Okay, can coffee really stunt a young person's growth?
Speaker 7 (41:16):
Only if you hold their head under too long?
Speaker 1 (41:21):
Coffee and coffee stunt a young person's growth?
Speaker 14 (41:25):
Nay, nay?
Speaker 1 (41:26):
I say no, no, it cannot dink, agree or disagree.
I agree, agree, And that wasn't the.
Speaker 6 (41:45):
Alright, yeah, they mean that right right? Don a few
miles below it.
Speaker 9 (41:55):
Beloove in him mane any.
Speaker 14 (41:57):
Way you sl me someone there, I'm not s in
this price flat.
Speaker 6 (42:03):
You want something Bertee County peanuts? Huh yeah, I'll big,
thank you. Hang on, I'll hook you up for that,
all right, Jackie gonna take over my boy, all right,
thank you? Brid Man let On
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