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Speaker 1 (00:26):
Good boy.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
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your Friday, November to fifteenth. Our feature track from the
Big Show, Big Box. John Boy can't make decisions, can't
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Now.
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It's beating the blonde unless wead are contestant. Eric from Dale, Indiana,
Good morning, Eric, Rick.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
There you're buddy.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
We're all good. Welcome in here amongst us all. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I will ask Tay some questions. She will answer to
the best of her ability. You agree or disagree? Two
males for two buzzers is the goal, so you will
win one dollars worth of the bulls not cleaning products.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
All right, are you ready? Listen to Tate? Tate? Here
we go with it.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I actress ja Jah gabore Eddy still that was her sister?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Oh where you going to? Oliver window Douglas.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Don't they both have the same accent? Okay, sorry, yeah
I do, I sure do. Well, maybe she was dating
an Eddie Briggo.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
She could be, because she holds the record as the
celebrity that was married the most times. You're right, you're
on the right track. So she passed away in twenty
seventeen at age ninety nine.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
How many husbands had Jajah?
Speaker 5 (02:06):
Have you mean? Her own of her own? Seven?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Seven is what Tator says Eric about Jajah's hubbies?
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Seven?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
What do you think you agree with this? I'm going
to disagree.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
You don't disagree with seven? And that was the thing
to do. Yeah, she had nine?
Speaker 6 (02:27):
She had not that's too many?
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Oh seriously, all right, there's one bail, one more. I
was gonna win it, so Taylor. Former National Security advisor
Henry Kissinger, I think it was German. He once told
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reporters that his strategy with women has always been to
give them blank because it drives them crazy.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Give them what I give them.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
Hickeys hickeys.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
No, I beg you hickey right?
Speaker 7 (03:11):
Yeah, okay, that was my He gives them nothing, nothing, nothing.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Do you agree or disagree with the hickey?
Speaker 8 (03:25):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Nothing.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Disagree again nothing, It says nothing and you disagree with nothing?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Just getting that right?
Speaker 9 (03:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Okay, no what nothing? O? Yeah, look at resist they
go to loco. All right, well here we go. We
want it to lose it right here.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
First start with a true or false and there right
here you got a fifty to fifty shot of this one.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Flip a coin. Got it.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
According to a university study, about seventy percent of women
with very large breasts say they have trouble getting to
sleep at night.
Speaker 10 (04:03):
Okay, all right, I think I can speak for all
of them when I say it would be easier to
fall asleep if y'all would just leave them alone.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
Huh, she knows what I'm talking about. There's so few.
Speaker 10 (04:17):
Yeah, but the answer is true.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
True, I have trouble getting to sleep.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Gards breast can hinder that sleep at night? Eric, agree
or I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna agree.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
That's right? And that on was Well, we finally got
one in her wheelhouse. There you go.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
There you go read.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
That study more.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
I can get one twenty dollars worth of Ball's not
cleaning products.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Head over to the Dale, Indiana five man.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Eric, Congratulations, bought it all right, thanks sir, First time color.
Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Please?
Speaker 8 (05:01):
Do I like to give a shout.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Out to my brother from another mother, Dad Bentley mow
Burn Taylor's no North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I appreciate you and your brother from another mother. And
this man to the Big Show. I was gonna catch
you up on you. Now get us a time capsule
for Friday Morning Life.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
The Rabbi reviews Looking at the.
Speaker 8 (05:28):
Number one movie in America twenty minute.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 11 (06:18):
Ma ried man, married man drives around in a mini van.
My pen has nothing life or let him do what
the she says, it's about timing groove. Well, wherever there's
a screw, you'll find the married.
Speaker 12 (06:34):
Man, last time married Man, College Buddy, Drinking Buddy and
Drinking Buddies. Idiot Pal Smiley were preparing for a free
trip to Hollywood compliments of Power one oh seven point
two FM when a quick guest shot on the Monkey
in the Morning Show took a rather unexpected turn.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Hey Manica, get this married guy left, then you got
it monkey Man.
Speaker 12 (06:59):
Which was quickly followed by another unexpected time. Could you
excuse me for just a second, ma'am? Hello, Hi, honey bunny?
What's that you're listening to the show?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Now?
Speaker 12 (07:13):
Our heroes climbing to that waiting limousine to make their
way to the airport.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
So how'd honey Bunny take the whole lap dance thing about?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Like you'd think?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Well, she's got a whole week to cool off while
you're in Hollywood?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Hey, where's drinking? Buddy?
Speaker 12 (07:26):
He's still talking to the paramedics. One of them said
his pal Smiley might have alcohol poison.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
So our trip for fours down to a trip for three?
Hunt looks that way.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Hey me, guy, mad news. Smiley's going to the hospital
and he ain't gonna be able to go with it.
Speaker 12 (07:41):
Really, Oh gee, what a shame.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
But the good news is I found this a substitute.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
You did, hey, fellas? Who's ready to have some fun?
Speaker 12 (07:50):
What Monica Minks, the lap dancing stripper from the radio show?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Wow? Hey, then for nice work? How do you close
that deal?
Speaker 4 (07:58):
What can I say? Driven, George? I got cards? I
ain't showing that.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
No, No, really, how'd you do it?
Speaker 4 (08:03):
I told her we'd get her a part in the
movie pretty slick.
Speaker 12 (08:06):
Huh uh, Monica, would you excuse us for just a second.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Don't leave me too long, honey, I might get lonely.
Speaker 12 (08:13):
Guys, this might not be such a good idea.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Well, you mean, now we got the perfect superteam. I'm
a married guy, college guy, drinking guy, and stripper girl. Hey,
sweet thing, you ready to be a movie sir?
Speaker 12 (08:26):
You know I think the movie did isn't exactly a
sure thing. The radio station only promised to get us
a screen test.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
I know that, but she don't. Besides, could you say
no to a package like that? I'm so shut up.
Speaker 12 (08:41):
College buddy, excuse me just a second.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Guys. Hello, Hi, honey, bunny. What's that.
Speaker 12 (08:48):
Yeah, we're just getting ready to leave the radio station. Well,
it's me college buddy and drinking buddy. No, I don't
think Smiley is going to be able to make it
after all. What's that Monica the stripper? Why would you
think she's going a lot?
Speaker 13 (09:02):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (09:03):
You just heard Monkey in the Morning say it on
the radio. Gee hunh, I hadn't heard that. But you know,
we're really just tagging along with drinking buddy. He's actually
calling the shots. So what No, I don't think you're
some kind of an idiot. Look, honey, this is strictly
a business trip. You don't have anything to worry about. Listen,
we need to get going. I'll call you when we
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get to the airport. Yes, okay, sweetie.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
By it must be tough being you.
Speaker 12 (09:30):
You have no idea.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Okay, come on in, Big Girl. We're headed for Hollywood.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
So do I get a fancy superhero costume like you? Guys?
Speaker 4 (09:39):
You look good in anything, Big Girl and you look
even better and nothing. Hey, who needs a cocktail?
Speaker 1 (09:45):
I'll take one. There's a big surprise.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Hey, driver guy, can you turn the radio on? I
won't see if they're still talking.
Speaker 13 (09:51):
About it.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Minutes away from the hour. I am monkey in the morning.
Speaker 9 (09:57):
So the superhero team is all the Hollywood compliments, A
power one oh seven point two hit.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
That married guy's wife ever speaks to him again?
Speaker 9 (10:05):
You got that right, especially when they discover our little
surprise waiting for him in Hollywood Surprise. Yeah, you know
that screen dest we gave him as part of the
prize package. Well, I set it up with Seymour butt
Stein's the director of such American classic films this Jurassic
pork doctor, do me a little and crouching tiger humping
dragon out.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
You got him an audition for a porno movie. Yeah,
that'll make that left dance thing look like nothing. For
a monkey, you're one sick little poppy can help oh seaward.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
But see wow, he does really good stuff. I like you, girl.
Speaker 13 (10:43):
Driver.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Would you turn the radio back off?
Speaker 13 (10:45):
Please?
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Holly?
Speaker 12 (10:49):
Hi, James, so much for getting back on track. Will
I hear always make it to the airport in time
for that flight? Will married man's wife speak to him
when he gets back? Will Smiley's liver ever recover for
the answers? Tune in for our next spinkter tightening adventure,
Same married time, same married channel.
Speaker 11 (11:07):
There's a lucky you'll find the married mine, John.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Boy and Dillyod Morning Radio done right. Good morning, big
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shows on the radio. While we're at that law before
the big holiday movies come out. But that doesn't mean
there aren't some great movies being released, and we got
our best man on it. Let's welcome back to to
Make Show resident critic Rabbi Myron Bergstein. Come on here, Rabbi.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Show me homies, what happens the world?
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Training you Rabbi, what the hell are you kd leave
me waiting the next hour? I'm an old man. I
could go with any time.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Are you sick? Yeah?
Speaker 13 (12:21):
Sick of wait?
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Not at the stale coffee in your great room in Lovely.
But they are far more exciting destinations for people like me,
such as there's a big lunch special at bagel Berry's.
Locks and socks, locks and socks, smoke salmon and quality
compression socks, two bergs, lunch dog.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
So what movie did you see?
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Normally I would scold you for the lack of chit chat,
but I'm hungry and my legs are swallow. Show the
grandkids wanted to go see that?
Speaker 13 (12:54):
No movie? Venomous, The Last Vaults.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Venom, the Last Dance. I seen the commercials, So who
exactly is venom? It's not a who, It's more like
a what. There's no movies before this one?
Speaker 13 (13:07):
Who knew?
Speaker 10 (13:08):
So?
Speaker 3 (13:08):
I guess this guy Eddie gets this black booger juice
on his finger and it takes over his body until
he turns into an even bigger booger with a really
big mounted each people or something?
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Did you watch the first two?
Speaker 7 (13:22):
His?
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Research? Nah?
Speaker 13 (13:23):
Research me search? I get the idea.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Okay, so what's the story.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Well, this Eddie guy and this Venom booger, I'll being
chased by a creepy military guy and a bunch of
monsters from Venoms Home wild.
Speaker 13 (13:36):
Cut to the chase, mayhem ensuite right, casting a good well,
not bad.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
The lead guy, Eddie is played by that great English
actor Tom Brady Tom Hardy.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
The actor is Tom Hardy.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
I thought that was the goodie two shoes guy who's
all over Jeffery Epstein's flight longs Tom Hanks. I thought
that was the guy who kept trying to sell me
a reverse mortgage.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
That's Tom sell It.
Speaker 13 (14:04):
I thought that was the singer of it, the big
spindish shit.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
The ladies loved. That's Tom Jones.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
I thought that was the old guy who went and
smiled since Truman was president. That's Tommy Lee Jones. I
thought that was the no talent schmuck who got famous
by marrying a fat girl.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
That's Tom Arnold.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
I thought that was the fat guy, the little cold
That's Tommy Boy.
Speaker 13 (14:34):
So who the hell am I thinking of Tom.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Hardy all this time?
Speaker 13 (14:38):
First gup was a perverse.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
What do you think? I think he might know who
killed that stein out of the movie.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Well, I gotta tell you, I gave it four yomickers.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Is it the best movie I've ever seen?
Speaker 3 (14:52):
No, that would be DUMBOO. I still cry with that elephant,
remember that when he's with a trunk like that. The
Disney big ass is what's wrong with you? Of course
nobody loves you.
Speaker 13 (15:07):
You're freak.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
But at least in this movie the hero is a guy,
a nice fat dose of toxic mascularity. This ain't some
skinny girl coming to the rescue. You know why, because
that don't happen. But I'm sure that'll probably upset some folks.
And I say, good God pounds said your men, bun
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wearn but snifferent Tommy pantsy bastard. This concrete was a
paradise before you hippie gerbil stuffers came along. My advice
seek peace and we'll pray for you, yum bastards. But
remember see him at nay it's cheaper. Good morning, You
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got the big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
More chances for you to win coming up after your
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it's a big show on the radio.
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This is a wonderful thing.
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Number one hundred and twenty five commember the challenge coin
to the US military's O three Operation Red Dawn in
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speckl Special undercover.
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A lot of times you can't tell. Oh, that's like
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Alright, you finished.
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The learner of this wonderful thing.
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Pails from Sante Geneva, Missouri.
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Nathan Rottler.
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Name, way to go, Nathan, putting your name in a
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challenge coin of the Langley Air Force baseship right there
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it's the Big Show on the radio. I know we're
gonna play worthy word for the last time this week
for Lord Tiger's prize pack. You know, got some cool
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swag hat, T shirt. Tom leaving a twenty five dollars
gas car, nowin' going for that right now. It's our
man Tom Sorenson, back from Las Vegas, where he watched
his picks play out last weekend.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Good morning, Tom, Good morning, John Body.
Speaker 13 (18:49):
How are you hey?
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Man? We are awesome.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
I'm glad you made it back from Saying City last week.
You went nine and five for the season. You're a
ninety seven and fifty five and oh on your locks
had Buffalo over Indy, the Chargers over the Titans, did
that and now we're going hitting week eleven and see
what you can do. Though, had a good time, so
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did you watch the games there while you were there
in the casino.
Speaker 15 (19:15):
Tom, Yeah, we went to the sports book at Caesar's Palace,
I me and Miriam and my older kid, and you know,
they won't let you sit down in there unless you
place a bet, and I already placed my bets, so
we kind of hung out on the periphery. But the
only game going on at that time was the game
in Germany between the Panthers and the New York Giants,
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and people were cheering for the Giants big time. It
was like being in Newark, and I tell you, the
Panthers were a six point underdog and they won and
people were crushed. I mean, imagine a sports bar when
the favored team loses and multiply it by ten man.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
That's right, because Vegas a lot of Buddy on Mountain.
So the casino was pretty good.
Speaker 15 (20:03):
Yeah, I mean it was.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
It was.
Speaker 15 (20:06):
It was fun. You know, you sit with your kids,
sit with your girlfriend, and then want a little bit
playing blackjack, and I thought, you know what, I'm pretty
good at this, and then I'd be sliding Miriam girlfriend
chips kid was doing all kay to need my chips,
and then suddenly none of us had any They just
wear you down.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
So being hot at betting on the NFL does not
carry over to the blackjack table. Or you said slots,
so you tried that too, I guess huh.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 13 (20:36):
I had to.
Speaker 15 (20:37):
And it's the same thing. You went a few bucks,
you went, and you're thinking, yeah, I can do this,
and then suddenly no more money. I did cash in
a receipt for forty five cents.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
And I'm gonna fright, all right, So tip to any
of my big show listener is going to be going
to Vegas. So maybe for the first time you and
Randy agree on a spot that you gotta go.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Is the Mob music very cool? Is that right? That's crazy?
Speaker 15 (21:03):
It was, I tell you, I got it was. You know,
they have the actual bricks that were used in the
wall for the St. Valentine's Day massacre, and they have
one of Capone's guns. But it's the history of Vegas,
and it's a history of mobs. And you look up
on the screen and there's Sinatra and Sammy Davis Junior
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and those guys and just old Vegas. But the mob
was just pervasive, man, and I'm sure it still is,
but now probably it's more like a cyber crime and stuff,
but it was just cool.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
It was so cool. When I got back to.
Speaker 15 (21:37):
Charlotte, wanted to buy a Pinstripe suit. I watched The
Sopranos and the godfrobably one.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
And two but not three right my foot, nothing as
a monster.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
It is probably not gonna work.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Dome with that Panthers Giants game. That's it for the
international menu this year in the NFL.
Speaker 15 (21:57):
Huh yeah, this year, but boy, you better get used
to it. Next year there's gonna be games in London, Spain, Brazil, Germany,
Mexico and Ireland. You imagine the Guinness that that I'd
like to see that game in Ireland, and they're talking
about season after next in Sydney, Australia, and I've been there.
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I went there for the two thousand Olympics. A fifteen
hour flight out of LA but free movies and drinks.
But you know what it makes sense. I mean, soccer
is two international. Basketball has gone international. Just the NFL,
you know, the biggest sport in the US by far,
and the theory is that if it works here, it'll
work everywhere. And so far, you look at those crowds
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and it is so Tommy.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
We were looking at Carolina Panthers talking about two wins
in a row, so that is three wins so far
the season, and we were kind of looking at, well,
maybe we'll have an another number one draft pick. But man,
my middle boys stick was watching the game. It was
going through it. Man, the Panthers, they're six or seventeen
ahead of the Pathers with only as far as pegging.
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With only two wins, I mean, we might screw this
thing up. I wanted to get your opinions on Bryce,
our quarterback, and where we are right now.
Speaker 15 (23:14):
You know, I like the guy personally. He's one of
those guys who is just a genuinely nice guy. Like
him as a genuinely nice guy. I appreciate my cohorts.
But he he I don't know how good he's gonna be.
I mean, right now, he's running the offense efficiently. I mean,
he's not making passes that just make dazzlegither Way like
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Mahomes and and some of those guys do. But he's
running that offense, he's playing it safe, and they're they're
winning and you just feel that around town. And I
mean they have they have the same record as the
Cowboys and the New York Jets, you know, from whom
so much was expected and so little delivered. And Dallas
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you're used to them gagging now not until the playoffs.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Right, that was wild and the Jets, Aaron Rodgers. Man,
you look at that they've lost the six out of
seven they have lost.
Speaker 15 (24:11):
And Rogers still says deep and meaningful stuff. But when
they're winning, it's like, well this guy's deep and meaning
for it.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Now.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
I was like, what's he talking about? Shut up? I
know that right.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
All right, buddy, we'll take a break and get our
wordy Word games Classic Bit request and then we will
get you back on to pick every game Sunday and Monday.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
All right, buddy, all right, thank you, my man. All right,
well let's.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Get some contestants one eight hundred big show you told
Freeland across America. We'll play word the word next Good
(25:07):
Morning to make Shaw on the radio, running to you
Friday morning. I feature track when it makes your bid box,
John boy can't make decisions.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Oh my father, Now I'm on the size he with me.
I just kidding.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Enjoy it when you hit the mid box and make
Joe dot Com.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Just hang on right now, this is yourden. I went
to everybody's head. Abut the bad you give a wordy word,
not a wordy worried.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Let's beat our contestants for the last rounds of the week.
We got Stephen from Saturday Days at Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Morning Stephen, John.
Speaker 10 (25:44):
Boy, you wild man, you are wild.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
And we got Johnny in from Danville, Virginia.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Good morning, Johnny, Good morning wild.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
You are Johnny wild. They gotta Johnny and John's day
so we don't get confused. I won't take Steven.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Okay, all right, that's Tennessee fat boys on stomping grounds
over around side to day.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
And Johnny Danville. You got Tayter on your team.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Well, I ain't got no problem Taylor that girl.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
All right, Well let's do us two rounds.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
What just let me tell Tyter you simple word like
old gum master.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
We'll remind her of that.
Speaker 5 (26:30):
No problem going for me, Bud, all.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Right, Johnny you relax, Me and Steven gonna go for
round one.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
All right, Steven, are you ready?
Speaker 15 (26:39):
Come on?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
I'll bring it all right, starting to clock.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Now come home and sweep the blank for yeah, uh
huh okay a hamburger blank you you you smash it
and make a hamburger.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
What flash burger?
Speaker 2 (26:55):
No, no, just call it hamburger, hamburger? What you may
one of these before you put it in the bun
and cook it?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
You a hamburdy? Yes?
Speaker 13 (27:05):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
A guitar has six of these on it.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Hylinders No, no, guitar, guitar.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Oh you thought I would say, I said a car
and you did six cylinders dog gone.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Oh that was my bad, Steven. You think I could.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Pronounce a little better. Bang in the Hall of Fame
and timing one of my best deals.
Speaker 5 (27:30):
He will finto the sentence.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
What do we do with two on the board? A?
Johnny and Taylor?
Speaker 2 (27:36):
You ready, Johnny, I'm reading words and go.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
A guitar has six of these? Yes, rhymes with it.
The queen's husband is the ding, Yes, rhymes with it.
You gave me an engagement, blank.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Bring yep rhymes with it?
Speaker 5 (27:55):
Blank? A song, Yes, rhymes with it. The season after
winter spring rhymes with it. You hurt your arm, you
have to put it in one of these like a. Yeah,
rhymes with it. This is when you have like a
little affair. It's just.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
That the sound you make more flank.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
I'm just ill because y'all put a seven on the board,
Dog going, boy, may we may be done. We might
be well, let's just see what we can do, Steven,
I will try to pronunciate.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Alright, alright, right.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Go look up? What's the blank of the ball game?
Who's winning?
Speaker 10 (28:41):
What?
Speaker 8 (28:42):
You?
Speaker 13 (28:42):
All?
Speaker 9 (28:43):
Right?
Speaker 2 (28:43):
A picture? Will do this with the ball home plate?
Now what do you do? I already said picture? Yes, okay,
the seven deadly blank?
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Oh cramp? Yes, uh huh? All right? The blank guard
he passed?
Speaker 2 (29:00):
This is the ball, the blank guard basketball, he's the what?
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Yes?
Speaker 15 (29:06):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
The opposite of black is why? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (29:10):
Why had the buzard down?
Speaker 1 (29:12):
My dead seven?
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Well, Stephen, we tied it up so if by some
chance they.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Wouldn't have a technical.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Unless we get a hard word, they still give us.
All they need is one softball and it's gonna be over, Stephen.
So I'll I'll accidentally keep your Oh, Johnny and.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Taylor go ahead and finish it off. Ready to go?
Speaker 5 (29:44):
Okay, uh in golf a blank in one.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
The whole well, Steven, dog, God, we need to give
Stephen a chance. He misunderstood me and then Taylor and
only got on that rhyming bench and it was all over,
buddy and with Steven. Give you another chance, buddy down
the road.
Speaker 12 (30:07):
I played the guitar.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
I thought you said, car.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
I know that now, stupid Buddie.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Oh, I'm sorry for you, man, But that's all right.
We're gonna have us a good holiday. We're gonna give you.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Another shot out before Christmas. Make that happen, Jackie. All right,
are you sorry you lost? Or you're sorry for a
lot of thuff? Hey, I'll tell you what Jackie called me, baby.
Speaker 16 (30:32):
I like you.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
You got that going for it.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
And Johnny up and Danville you got the big old
swag pag from Lord Tiger's motorcycle lawyers at ride. Congratulations buddy, nice,
Oh good, I appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
All right. Man, the morning got to be on the radio.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Be request time Jackson Knight Ripley was Virginia. Jackson said,
riggy Bee singing poop there it is. Have a great day,
perfect timing, Jackson for your requests.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Want to do it next? Good morning. There's a big
(31:33):
jaw on the radio.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
Jackson Knight out of Ripley in Virginia, believe it or not,
wants to hear Reggy Bee, saying, I'll see what.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
I did there. If y'all was playing at ditch Boy,
y'all would thank god. I'm really on top of my
game after that wordy word lost?
Speaker 2 (31:48):
What Jackson Knight from Ripley, West Virginia.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Would you believe you know the Ripley's Believe it or not? Yeah?
You te feel sincerity.
Speaker 6 (32:02):
He wants to hear that song. I'm on play a
five country people fezer vun in the house. That's me,
Ricky Bead, don't that's most been loving. I'm about to
again ripping, but watch where you step in.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Pick this bit on the down low.
Speaker 16 (32:20):
He goes a little something like this, Ricky Bead back again,
go win barefoot, ain't a sin strolling the pasture, cracking dawn.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
There ain't a damn thing going on.
Speaker 16 (32:29):
House over here, pigs over there, what's coming out of
their dairy air? That's when your foot hits a big
old patty poop.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
There it is.
Speaker 16 (32:44):
Before I left the sun, go down, take five out
for a walk around. He's gotta stop at every treat,
lift his leg and take a piece.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Walking out by the ball field, it's high yield.
Speaker 16 (32:54):
It's a minefield, but there's always one that you never see.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Poop there it is, damn it.
Speaker 16 (33:00):
Come on, sadday chocolate.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Dad ain't chocolate, Dad ain't chocolate. Suck up sadday chocolate.
Dad ain't chocolate. Dad ain't chocolate. What steaks? It's in
the bathroom. Smells like rotten mushrooms? Nothing in the bowl.
Speaker 16 (33:17):
Here we go again, open the trash can. Digging in
halfway down, I start to cry, p double op y
old by a busted open dirty nye per poop.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
There it is. Hain't Dodey. I hate Dodey.
Speaker 16 (33:50):
Ain't no hot cheese plugs your pipe. I got me
a plan to start taking brand amazing. It's crazy. I'm
chancing and rancing. I'm pootpoo dancing. That's a match ladder
sitting here, going to be an all nighter. Sign it's
plugging up your hand. Can't smell this?
Speaker 1 (34:03):
You must be dead? Can you span it? We can
smell it, We can smell it. Can you spell it?
Speaker 16 (34:12):
He novelopi that's the word. Another way to spell it turd.
Spend all your time looking down spotting something soft and brown,
thinking that the coast is clear, thinking danger isn't there?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
That's when you look up in the sky a bird
perhaps in your eye.
Speaker 17 (34:34):
Do fit Alabama. Everything's going to be all right. We
are rap fasters, Lucy r Rapper, Ricky B. You have
different people at your pizza.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Rug twenty years and coming more.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio Friday
halfway through November. Here on the fifteenth, how about Dad
Well Brett, thanks you having coming up. We are dead
in football time. And here was our NFL Friday Morning
quarterback once again, Tom's orange and good morning again, Tom,
Good morning again. Last week Tom went nine and five
(35:35):
for the season. He remains hot ninety seven wins, fifty
five losses, two and zero on the locks last weekend
eight eleven of the last thirteen locks.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
You were definitely on the track for the season eleven
and eight. All right.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Teams that will not play this weekend getting there bye
week is Arizona sitting at six and four. You got
the Panther at three and seven, the New York Giants
at two and eight, in the Temple Bay Buccaneers at
four and six.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
So we get into week eleven sore the early Sunday.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Afternoon game Khomasy two and seven. Cleveland Browns at the
three and seven New Orleans Saints.
Speaker 15 (36:21):
Not an easy one to pick, but I'm going with
the home team in this one. I just did not
believe in Cleveland. I think New Orleans Bills.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
It happened.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Sat.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Seven and three Baltimore Ravens at the seven and two
Pittsburgh Steelers.
Speaker 15 (36:35):
This was the toughest game of the week to pick,
and I was gonna go Steelers, gonna go Steelers, But
that Baltimore offense is so good, and uh so I
went with them in a really good, really close game,
Going with Baltimore.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Going with the Ravens. All right.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
We got these six and three Green Bay Packers at
the four and five Chicago Bears.
Speaker 15 (36:56):
Man. Ever since you know hard Knocks, I've been picking
the Bear.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
I'm through with them.
Speaker 15 (37:01):
I'm going with the Packers on the road.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Well, no, I don't know about Caleb. They're gonna have
to do something with him.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Then four and six Indianapolis Colts at the three and
seven New York Jets.
Speaker 15 (37:15):
I don't know why, I mean, it was I'm not
a Jets fan, but I will go with the Jets
at home and maybe all that Kumbai stuff. Aaron Rodgers
believes in and it'll come true. For one week won
a bad team.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
One week, he will make sense against the Colts.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Okay, you got the two and eight Jacksonville Jaguars at
the eight and one Detroit Lines.
Speaker 15 (37:40):
Boy, the lines are gonna run this one up. They
are favored huge and a fourteen point favorite, which is
about as big as it gets in the NFL. And
they weren't a buy a couple of touchdowns, so.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
Is I didn't hear a lot. That is not a lot.
That is not a lot, not a lock. Okay, but
Detroit will win, alright, it in go to four and five.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
L A Rams at the three and seven New England
Patriots are a boy May from Charlotte, North Carolina.
Speaker 10 (38:10):
Here.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
You know, it's dad real good. I hope he can
do it. Man, I like him anyway. I'm sorry, Thomas,
I think.
Speaker 15 (38:17):
I think his dad. It's just a great guy. And
uh I bet Drake his two and he's playing well.
It's coming on. I mean, that's a good talent quarterback.
But I'm gonna pick the Rams to win.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
This one's taking the Rams on the road.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
Then we got the two and seven Las Vegas Raiders
the three and six Miami Dolphins.
Speaker 15 (38:38):
You know, when you're out there, it's still a silver
and black people still love the Raiders, And Okay, it
won't be this year, but maybe it will be the
year after next. You know, they're just happy to have football,
and uh they kind of have it, but not Uh,
Las Vegas will lose to min Miami looked good last
Monday night, and I think Miami is gonna be pretty good.
They're gonna win this.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
One, like Miami.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Then we got these seven and two Minnesota Vikings at
the two and seven Tennessee Titans. That was a weird
game Minnesota last Sunday, wasn't it.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (39:11):
Every time I'd walk by a screen in the casino
there'd be a field goal. Yeah, it was like devoid
of touchdowns. But Darnold did enough and the Vikings did off.
And that's a good Blitzen defense. And boy, they are
gonna they are gonna overwhelm Tennessee. I think.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
Okay, and got the Vikings on the road in Nashville.
All right. There are three late Sunday afternoon games.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Two four oh five kickoffs, one four to twenty five
sorre They six and four Atlanta Hawk at the five
and five Denver Broncos.
Speaker 15 (39:44):
Kay, the Falcons, you can't quite trust them. They're good,
but they're not good enough to trust every week. Denver
has one of the best defenses in the league. They
have a good rookie quarterback and knicks and they will
win this one at home.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Right, hoping sold for that one. Four and five Seattle
at the five and four San Francisco forty nine Ers.
Speaker 15 (40:08):
You know, McCaffrey's back, and San Francisco is not winning big,
but they're winning, can't. Kansas City is really good at
that too. The forty nine ers are not gonna blow
them out. They don't blow anybody, but they are a
team that is going to be good in the playoffs,
and the forty nine ers take this one big.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
San Frano now is making up Kansas City, sitting pretty
at nine and zero.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
They will travel to the eighth and two Buffalo Bills.
Speaker 15 (40:36):
So it's a good game in it.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Yeah, no, man, this is gonna be one to Mark
golf with.
Speaker 15 (40:42):
See I'm gonna, I'm gonna This was another tough one,
but I like the Bills at home. Allen is playing
so well and Casey's has just been avoiding losses and
they will not avoid this one. And I'm a fan
of the Chiefs, but Bills win this one.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
At all, isn't That's something too? That's about Kansas City.
They like been behind in the fourth quarter well like
about every game. So it's just crazy. So you think
Buffalo will catch up with them this weekend?
Speaker 1 (41:10):
All right? Cool? And then we got Sunday night football
in LA.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
It's the four and six Cincinnati Bengals at the six
and three LA Chargers.
Speaker 15 (41:21):
See, the Bengals are playing wild. Burrow has been as
good as almost anybody at quarterback, but the Chargers have
been my team. We talked about them a few weeks
ago and I said, these guys aren't getting any attention,
but they're really good. And they are a one and
a half favorite at home, one and a half point
favorite at home. They want about a touchdown and they
are by lock of the week.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
Then we got the LA Chargers locking in over one
and a half of Cincinnati. And then Monday night football
whole Battle of Texas, the six and four Houston Texas
at the three and six Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 15 (41:58):
Houston cannot protect its quarterback, I mean, Stroud can really play,
but they cannot protect him. However, that's not gonna matter
against Dallas. They're gonna score anyway. They're gonna stop Dallas,
which has Dallas just can't score. I mean, they have
a mediocre quarterback, they have less than mediocre running backs,
and aside from that, they're not very good. So I'm
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going with the Texans on the road.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
We're taking Houston to wind Onelock. The LA Chargers over
the Cincinnati Bengals by more than one and a half.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
Good stuff, Tom, enjoy your weekend at home. You pace
yourself and we'll catch up next week.
Speaker 15 (42:36):
My boy, I'm not that age many. Thank you, guys.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
I hope everybody inside.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
Boy.
Speaker 13 (42:42):
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Speaker 1 (42:44):
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