November 19, 2024 • 31 mins
Tuesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, John Boy shares some fake memories with Big Show listener, Fred.. - We’ll ponder some of life’s unanswered questions.. - Crazy Bob’s Cosmetic Surgery Superstore is back on our sponsor’s list.. - Randy Riddle from Samaritan’s Purse brings former Survivor contestant, Kentucky Joe in to talk about Collection Week for Operation Christmas Child.. - Rodney Carrington tells how he was told that his TV show was being cancelled.. - and we’ll take time to compare a night on the town with John Boy’s entourage to M.C. Hammer’s…
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
This is sour beat Jones the world both political rattler
and if you don't want a class A nogging dumping,
you'll keep that dial tone to the Big Show with
Party about that halfpipe? Tell him about it, tweaty.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
If you change the channel, I'm gonna come to your
house and wash my song in your sink.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
You heard her right here on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Good morning, The Big Show is on the radio, all right.
Let me see here. This must be Randy Riddle from
Operation Christmas John's Amerdaspurs.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Good morning, Randy, Good morning God, how are you?
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Will you?
Speaker 5 (01:00):
And good buddy, thanks for checking in with.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Us this morning, or thanks for having us big push
week we got going on.
Speaker 6 (01:05):
This is the week. This is our collection week nationwide
for Operation Christmas Child. Locations across the country are opening
their doors just this week to collect your shoe box
gifts for Operation Christmas Child. And I have with me
a guest this morning that you all might be familiar with,
Kentucky Joe from the Australian Outback Online.
Speaker 7 (01:23):
Oh cool man, one boy, Billy, how you guys.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
Kentucky Joe? How you doing man?
Speaker 8 (01:27):
Good house?
Speaker 7 (01:28):
Things down in North Carolina.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
But it's just fine, little chilly this morning. That's the
way we like.
Speaker 7 (01:33):
That's right. So we're the mosquito is away, doesn't it absolutely?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Man?
Speaker 5 (01:39):
I bet you know about them skeeters there and the outback.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Huh.
Speaker 7 (01:41):
Well, you know, there wasn't too many. There was a
lot of flies, but there wasn't any mosquitoes out there.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
So so a lot of flies, what other things like
crawling around you have to be carried.
Speaker 7 (01:49):
There was a lot of spiders, a lot of vans.
We had two poisonous snakes in our camp that they
didn't get on film. One of them was a seven
foot long king brown snake. Oh oh. And the other
one is snake called a tai hand and it's a
nasty little critter. It'll take off after you and chase you.
Has no fear of humans, oh man. And so they
had warned us about that one quite a bit. They said,
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if you see one of those, they just as far
away from it as you can get.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
So did they tell you not to run, just freeze her?
Speaker 7 (02:17):
They said, just try to get away from it, but
it would definitely come after.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
You, man. That's why.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Well, Doug and Joe you right there. I guess you
know about surviving out there. But man, these kids around
the world that go in touch with these shoe boxes,
that one's real life survivor.
Speaker 7 (02:34):
You know, that's exactly right. And you know, you can
see these kids on TV. And I had a chance
about five months ago to be in a third world
country and actually see the kids that were living in
those conditions, and I tell you truth, it'll just absolutely
break your heart to see the conditions that some kids
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live in. It's just absolutely amazing. And you know, a
show like Survivor, if I had the final six or
seven of us right here with me today and ask
them the one thing that they came off of that
show with because we had actually talked about this on
three different occasions while we were setting around the campfire.
You know, we were out there playing a game, and
the game did involve starvation, right, but we also talked
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about the fact that all you had to do was
turn on the nightly news any night and you could
see kids in third world countries who were not playing
a game, but who live like that every day of
their lives. And you know this shoebox thing, people think,
you know, well, what's a shoebox to a kid? To
a kid that has never received the gifts in their life,
this shoe box will be the first thing that has
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ever been given to them. And you know, we you know,
we're so fortunate to live in the United States of America.
I mean just beyond belief, how blessed this country has been.
And we have an obligation to people who are less
fortunate to share what we have with people in other countries.
And that's what this shoebox program is all about, and
especially reaching the little kid. Think of a better program.
(04:02):
If I might tell you one little short story. Back
in September, when I was down in Honduras, I was
at a girl's orphan each working for a week. We
worked from daylight till bedtime every night. But anyway, we
loaded the girls up and thought, well, we'll take them
out and buy them a coke and a snack or something. Well,
we end up having to go two places because there's
just nothing down there. Before we could find enough cokes
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and enough chips. But once we give those girls that
coke and that bag of I think it was actually crackerjacks,
it was like a kid here in the United States
getting the brand new car. I never seen kids so
excited to get a soft drink and a bag of crackerjacks.
I mean you would have had to been there to
have seen it. So I can imagine the faces on
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these kids when they receive one of these shoe boxes.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Man, everybody's had a chance to do that says something
they'll never ever forget.
Speaker 7 (04:52):
Exactly right, yes, sir, and.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
It starts with us right here getting it together, Randy.
The best way to find a collection point near you.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
Log on to the Big Show dot com. There's an
Operation Christmas Child link right there. You'll be able to
type in your zip code and find the five closest
drop off location.
Speaker 9 (05:09):
And also tips on what and what not to put
in the shoe box.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
Absolutely, we'll give you a list of suggested gifts and
items to leave out of the shoebox gifts, there are
some items we don't want traveling overseas. And then you'll
drop off your shoebox this week and Samaritans person will
do the rest. The other location to find out information
is our eight hundred number. That's one eight hundred three
five three five nine four nine. It is not too
(05:33):
late to participate in Operation Christmas Child. Our collection points
are open until next Monday.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Okay, so this is it, this is the time to
do it. Well, thank you Randy for checking in with us.
Thank you guys, Hey Kentucky, Joe, hope to see you
in person sometimes body.
Speaker 7 (05:45):
That would be great.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 8 (05:47):
You guys have a great day.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
Thank you have a good day.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
No good wag And thanks to the over fifty thousand volunteers,
cost America is helping out man an operation Christmas job.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Good jeers.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
You morning.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Everybody.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Got a big show on the radio in you already
Cernavan's quiz take c We got it down.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
What are we dealing with?
Speaker 4 (06:04):
This year?
Speaker 9 (06:04):
Is special edition of the Leonard Meteor Shower?
Speaker 10 (06:08):
So what in Leonard's your show? Okay, and it certainly
wasn't Leonard? Nimoy say kind of run together?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Well, I hope y'all enjoyed it. Alright, Well, let's let's
know it call her nine one, eight hundred. Big show
you'll play and you should win next.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
You wanted a big show. It's on the.
Speaker 11 (06:46):
Radio here ready ready, okay, comeya ta.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Wins this time event quiz it is listen ahead of
Tommy out of Winter Park, Florida. Good morning, Tommy, good morning,
John Boy.
Speaker 11 (07:06):
You are we are.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Tight or something like that.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
We are tight.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Try to follow in less an hour? Okay, reminded me.
All right, Tommy, listen to it. Let's see if you
win the same, Buddy, Well.
Speaker 10 (07:19):
Tommy, a once in a lifetime sky show hit peak overnight.
Astronomers say this year's edition of the annual Leonard Meteor
Shower was the busiest and most dramatic display we'll see
until the year two thousand ninety eight. This story was
a bit confusing for a John Boy who said who's Leonard?
B Hoytz, Buddy Delbert who said what's a meteor? Or
(07:43):
c Ike Turner who said, what's a shower?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
It ain't no sense of him doing have athing sit
to him, walk and everything.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Tommy, are you doing it up as morning, ain't you?
Speaker 8 (08:04):
Yes?
Speaker 12 (08:04):
Sir?
Speaker 8 (08:05):
Yes? Are all excited against.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
A calm down a little bit. Tommy, You're gonna have
to talk to Jackie. Want insights? You back up?
Speaker 8 (08:13):
Birthday.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
I'm going right do a good work.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
And now the moment you've all been waiting for. But
some folks.
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Consider the single best part of the John Boy and
Billy Big Show, a highly anticipated highlight that's short of please.
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That's right.
Speaker 13 (08:36):
It's a break from all the stupid right here on
the really Big Shoe.
Speaker 14 (09:15):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
Good Morning, The Big Show's on the radio.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
John Moorebennet Peddlars, Tater Jackie and the Man of the Morning,
the Man of the Hour, the Man of this week,
Rodney Carrington Live with us.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
Good morning, Rodney.
Speaker 15 (09:42):
Good morning, Good morning, Good morning, Lucky me flyve Thirdie
in the morning peddling records. It's your lucky morning. We
finally got that little television slash landscaping job out of
the way. Though we did a television show for two
years on ABC, which is a lot like a landscaping job.
(10:05):
Sixteen hour days and one hundred eighty Mexicans and me.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
It wasn't no glamour.
Speaker 16 (10:13):
I'm gonna tell you what it wasn't. There was no glamour.
Speaker 15 (10:16):
The only glamour was about noon every day when me
and Nick would leave the studio and go play golf.
I was where the glamour was. And outside of that,
it's man, that's work. And I went into I learned
a valuable lesson. While I was, they called me and
asked me to come into a meeting one day. This
is about after about nine or ten episodes we've done,
and I stopped by seven eleven and I had pair
(10:37):
of shorts on the ball cap, picked up a big
slurpe and I walked into this meeting with all these
big producers and it's like, well damn, they got all
the big wigs here today. And the guy said, wells Bridney,
we brought you here today because it's our impression and
the network's impression that you don't really give a damn anymore.
And I took a big old pull off my slurpie.
You know, I don't know what gives you that.
Speaker 16 (11:02):
You know valuable.
Speaker 15 (11:04):
You never take a slurpee into an important media It
looks like you don't give a damn and and uh,
you know, so that was one thing I learned, But
I got to tell you this, The one thing I
missed most about it is, uh, the you get to
go Disneyland. You don't have to wait in line, you
get your own television show. They'll walk your ass right
up to the front. And uh, you know I miss that.
(11:27):
I mean, I'll never be able to go to Disneyland
ever again. I'm sorry, Mickey, but after riding all the
rides in less than three hours, I never can do
it the other way. I remember the first day we
got there and you know that give you a guide,
and my kids were going, Daddy, this is great. We
don't have to wait in line or nothing. I said,
we don't get too cocky, because if they throw all
that show off there, we're getting back of that damn laughing.
Speaker 16 (11:49):
Sure enough this summer. Just enjoy that Turkey leg for
the next two hours. We're gonna get on this ride. Eventually.
I used to be able to walk to the front
of this thing.
Speaker 15 (11:59):
But the problem is is that when they give you
they walk you it up to the front of the line.
They don't walk you through a secret back entrance. You
got to walk past everybody that's been standing there for
two hours, which might work if you're Madonna. You know,
love it's Madonna, you know, it doesn't work when you're me.
I don't like the hell you go this A guy
with a slurp. Yeah you know, I told that guy.
I saidt least they could have done and give us
(12:21):
a wrench at a flashlight. So it looks like we're
going up here to fix something.
Speaker 16 (12:24):
For gout a second. These people are pissed. Lady, where
are you going?
Speaker 15 (12:29):
I said, we're going up here to fix some stuff.
So what about them kids? I said, they got cancer?
For God's sax, Eat your caramel apple and shut up it.
Want to hurt you to wait an extra thirty seconds
for got a second, But uh, I'm gonna miss that.
That's the one perk. I really really gave it them
about jun.
Speaker 5 (12:49):
Boy and Dilly, He's just being melodramatic. You've got to
ignore it if you really want to help him.
Speaker 17 (12:54):
This morning radio dumb right.
Speaker 5 (13:20):
Good morning, a big show. It's on the radio. So
what's the deal John Boyd versus mc hammer. What a
y'all tlling about?
Speaker 18 (13:26):
It comes from Todd Bradshaw pointed out.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
At uh women, Todd Bradshaw, who wrote the Diary of
the Panthers game.
Speaker 18 (13:33):
Yeah, he found a nice little article in US magazine.
It starts out to entourage is a drive from the
French for a group of followers that dates back to
a time when the kings and queens were trailed by
retainers who took care of their every need, apparently having
an entourage, lets everybody know that this is a star.
But John Boy isn't the first celebrity to have an entourage.
(13:55):
Frank Sinatra had his rat pack, and even a lot
of Turner was known for all the makeup and hair
assistants that she used to keep inte But what drives
someone in the spotlight to surround themselves with hangers on?
Speaker 5 (14:06):
Rapper Ludicrous says they help him.
Speaker 18 (14:11):
They help him quote unquote, keep it real, real, what real,
dumb billy. Others have different reasons. Madonna just doesn't like
to have unattractive people round But Stuart Fishoff, a media
(14:31):
psychology professor at California State University of Los Angeles, has
his own theories. He says there are two types of
stars that have entourages, those who are insecure who need
people to tell them how wonderful they are, and those
who know their image requires pomp and ceremony. Well, why
are we even bringing John Way into this conversation. Well,
that's fine for the star to go both ways. Well
(14:54):
that's fine for the stars, but what's in it for
the posse? Well, for starters, access to the best clubs,
other stars and travel plus complimentary hotel suites, first class
airline tickets and meals.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
But it's not all fun.
Speaker 18 (15:05):
Andre Benjamin of the rap group Outcast the recent album
Stankonia say a lot of celebrities trust their homeboys more
than somebody else, and that strategy can backfire. In the
early nineties, mc hammers up to seventy member posse and
its expenses played a major part in Hammer's eventual bankruptcy.
(15:28):
So where does John boys entourage stack up? For that analysis?
So I'll turn it over to my colleague Jackie Curry
lynnch Got Jackie?
Speaker 5 (15:37):
Got Jackie?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Okay?
Speaker 11 (15:39):
The cost of keeping a no entourage? Entertainment lawyer and
business manager Stephen McVeigh, who has worked with groups like
NAZ and Boys to Men, provided a typical tally for
a night on the town with ten with a ten
person posse. The Big Shows. Todd Bradshaw offers a comparison.
For example, mc hammer spent fifteen hundred dollars for two
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and tips for six hours.
Speaker 5 (16:02):
John Boy.
Speaker 11 (16:05):
One messy suburban all night for free, or whoever else
he can sucker into driving him. Mc Hammer twelve hundred
dollars for three security guards for six hours. John Boy,
Todd and skillet Bradshaw for free. Mc hammer three thousand
dollars for ten bottles of Chrystall at two hundred and
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fifty dollars a bottle. John Boy pbr plusic comes from
the Yellow Rose for free with all the iced tea
you can drink.
Speaker 5 (16:39):
Mc hammer.
Speaker 11 (16:40):
Eighteen hundred dollars for dinner and drinks. John Boy cheese
sticks bag of chips and tea, puts it on the tab.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
He never intends to fag.
Speaker 11 (16:57):
Mc hammer seventy four hundred dollars for hotel, fifty six
hundred for Master Sweet with four or more rooms. John Boy,
You're allowed to sleep in the truck while he talks
to fans, only to be awakened by him saying take
me to Wendy's.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
I'm hungry.
Speaker 11 (17:19):
Mc Hammer fourteen hundred dollars for room service, John Boy,
Wendy's driving through a two am cut off, gets two
cheeseburgers that he spits at you while he's talking with
food in his mouth. Mc Hammer twenty five hundred for
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hotel damage, waiver, curtains, carpet cleaning, et cetera. John Boy
an autobil credit card to wash the car and fill
it with gas. Mc hammer one thousand for dances and
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strippers for two hours at five hundred per hour.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
Not with John Boy.
Speaker 11 (18:07):
It's always guys that look like the cast of Deliverance.
Mc hammer five hundred tips and hush money to the
concierge John Boy. One free hat and T shirt that
John Boy didn't want anyway, had twenty dollars for covering
his pool games that he lost. Okay at the total
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for mc hammer on a night with an entourage roughly
twenty thousand dollars. Humpboy's total exactly twenty one dollars and
sixty seven cents.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
Making money.
Speaker 9 (18:51):
Why this rate? You could be a celebrity for three
or four hundred more.
Speaker 11 (18:54):
Years, Brad Bradshaw said. The only difference between him emc
Hammer's ontourage and John Boys. Mc hammer went bankrupt John
Boys entourage.
Speaker 5 (19:09):
That's why you gotta hang out with you, Bud. That's
how friends do.
Speaker 19 (19:13):
For Hello, This is Ricky B Sharp from Dolton Hall
of Amma.
Speaker 13 (19:24):
What I've starting my day as the beloved fast food
mascot Pizza Rutt.
Speaker 20 (19:28):
Micrud tupped populist tunes into John Boys Billy on the
Big Show.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
It ain't that he loves the show, but it's the only.
Speaker 20 (19:35):
Thing that chases the rats out of the doe flower
that of them.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Got a big show on the radio coming up on
tider Fong our Tour or false Game where two big
show contestas play against each other.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
One will win.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Before we get going here, got a memo here from
Richard Bowden, our buddy a musician, but of course has
got his new album, Big Bad Johnson out. Let's see
a good morning, guys. Being located into the deep dark
woods of East Texas, away from the lights of the
big city, I just wanted to give my astrological report,
the first of the twenty first century, regarding last night's
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meteor shower. Knowing of a big open field in the
nearby countryside, I seize a golden opportunity to observe the
shower that occurred between three point thirty and five a m.
It was not a golden shower and the typical sense
of the word, but I'd be ticked if I hadn't
gotten up to view this rare occurrence. I'm sure my
chiropractor will be pleased, as it will take several visits
(21:00):
to remove the crick in my neck from looking up
for an hour and a half, but I believe it
was worth it. Some of the bigger ones left beautiful
burning trails behind them. The smaller ones were like typical
shooting stars, and at the peak around four thirty Central time,
they would come in clusters of three to four at
a time. I kept hoping that one would make it
through the atmosphere and land nearby so that I could
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offer little pieces of it free with the purchase of
my new CD, Big Bad Johnson. Ah, But alas they
all burned up before hitting the ground. I awakened my
bass player David and his son John David to share
this experience with me, and we all concluded that when
early cave men must have observed these kinds of phenomena,
the experience could have been someone akin to someone listening
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to my new CD, Big Bad Johnson for the first time.
In other words, very unique and enlightening. Of course, you
won't find my CD by looking up into the vast
expanse of the universe, but it is floating freely in
the vast expanse of the Internet, and the price of
the CD is way cheaper than a decent tele leus.
Go the moon was also full at the time, and
according to Nostrodamus, I am to expect a rash of
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sales which will enable me to support my newfound heavenly hobby.
Speaker 9 (22:10):
Or possibly just a rash.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
So until the.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
World's next big astrological extravaganza, I will bid you ado.
Until then, be happy and know that I am with you.
Werner von Balloon aka Richard Bowden, who ain't scientific.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
And I thought he just wanted us to plug it?
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Really what we think?
Speaker 5 (22:31):
I don't know? Good morning, everybody, got the big show
on the radio?
Speaker 8 (22:44):
Here?
Speaker 2 (22:45):
It is your chance to join the winner. Is the
only thing between me and you and that prize baggage?
Is there an opportunity?
Speaker 5 (22:50):
All right? Well, let's get our two contestants.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Right now, one eight hundred big show you told free
Low take colors nine and ten. Y'all play against each
other with a big old prize baggage for tried our
fall It's coming up next.
Speaker 8 (23:32):
There.
Speaker 12 (23:32):
Come on, try it or phong, try it our phone.
That's our contest. Here's our song. It won't take very
long to play. Try it or fall?
Speaker 9 (23:44):
Lease, Please don't rednick us the theme song too late.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Leslie from Birmingham, Alabama's calling him a nine.
Speaker 5 (23:52):
Hello, Leslie, how are you doing, little sweetie?
Speaker 21 (23:55):
I'm good, you're doing okay, good.
Speaker 5 (23:57):
Yes, ma'am, thank you.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Let's see you're gonna be playing against Glenn out of
South Charles and West Virginia.
Speaker 5 (24:02):
Glenn, good morning.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Good morning, Joe boy, Good morning Glenn.
Speaker 5 (24:05):
Leslie, Leslie, Glenn, Hello, Leslie.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
All right, here you go a little condescending how Leslie?
Speaker 5 (24:16):
All right? Leslie calling him and nine. We'll start with her.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
I'll read a statement, then Bam Renny will call out
the names right before so we can keep it straight. Jack,
you will keep score one of the most correct answers
in sixty seconds.
Speaker 5 (24:27):
Wins any questions? No, okay, you had the questions I
was asking for. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
I got it right here. All right, here we go,
starting out with Leslie. The first passports were anklets.
Speaker 5 (24:42):
Oh, right, Glenn.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Parlology is the science of lighthouse construction, right, Leslie.
Speaker 5 (24:51):
A viola is smaller than a violin? Right, Glynn? Rta
chokes Sorry, thistles flower raw Leslie.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
A dolphin has been an Olympic mascot Trae Row Glenn.
Speaker 5 (25:07):
A group of monsieurs is known as a rub.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Right, Leslie after James Dean starting just three films. Right Glenn,
the Ancient Romans Inventity, Flushing toilet, Right, Leslie.
Speaker 5 (25:24):
Dracula was the first movie about a vampire. True Brown, Glenn.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Sapphire's come in all colors but red wrong.
Speaker 5 (25:36):
Leslie wins In Churchill had a size of cigar named
after him.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
True right, you got that last ride in there, all right,
jacket to see what we got to add them up?
Speaker 5 (25:46):
Leslie?
Speaker 2 (25:47):
If I'm Birmingham, Alabama has four? Right Glenn from South Choleston,
West Virginia. Three Right, Leslie, where's my woe?
Speaker 5 (25:56):
Last one? Put Leslie over the hump? Alright, Glenn, thanks.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
For playing with us, buddy. You can play again at anytime.
All right, buddy, we appreciate you.
Speaker 8 (26:06):
I appreciate you.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
All right, man, Let's let you hang on. Jackie, get
your information. We'll get it to you.
Speaker 15 (26:11):
I'm great.
Speaker 5 (26:13):
Good morning. The big shows on the radio, all right,
put them on for hour. I guess we'll talk to
the little fella Ricky be sharp. Hopefully Lucy r his
woely life. We'll join us too, all right, Well take
that call next.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Hang on, good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 5 (26:53):
Alright, it's my phone right here. Let's say it. Hello,
big show.
Speaker 8 (26:56):
Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, you got time to talk? You
ain't got the Riddler on the other line. Now, man,
this is Ricky me sharp from how you pot lickers
doing up there? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (27:13):
Wait, way way man?
Speaker 2 (27:14):
What are you doing in death? And I thought you
joined the army? Couldn't the doctor find his microscope for
the physical or.
Speaker 8 (27:24):
Uh another little figure in the old comedy proctology for
your information? There, doctor Killjoy, I passed the physical example
of flat colors. Uh, it doesn't blow it on the
written part.
Speaker 5 (27:37):
Oh, I get it. Couldn't that balance a big old
pencil on your shoulder? Not too bad? Lucy r Wasn't
that holding for you?
Speaker 6 (27:45):
Man?
Speaker 5 (27:45):
It might have helped?
Speaker 8 (27:46):
Uh everybody? Ah, a little jab of the old comedy
bread bag. I don't there general nuisance your information. That's
a victim of circumstance. Cherry picker, cherry picker. That test
is full of trick questions like like what well, nosy Nate?
If you got to know. The one that really scotched
(28:06):
it for me was this, Uh, do you favor the
overthrow of the United States government? By forced subversion of violence.
Speaker 5 (28:13):
Well you said no, right, hello?
Speaker 8 (28:16):
Uh not exactly. I thought he was a multiple choice,
I said violence.
Speaker 4 (28:22):
I got the boot right quick man.
Speaker 5 (28:25):
How could you miss that one?
Speaker 8 (28:26):
I know towards the bottom of the test there getting
red tuckered.
Speaker 5 (28:29):
Out, specs sol.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
You had your work cut out for you, poor little
fellow like you, having to run back and forth across
the page just to read the questions.
Speaker 8 (28:39):
No more, I'm gonna get in with you for all
the time you mocked me.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
What you gonna do here? Hello?
Speaker 18 (28:48):
Hello?
Speaker 5 (28:49):
Hello, helloay lucy r. So our little soldier didn't make
it into the army huh.
Speaker 21 (28:56):
No, sir, And heffe to be tied. And he pocked
a cushion of blue streak so bad I had to
stick him in a mason jar, put about on the
back porch going off.
Speaker 5 (29:07):
Isn't that dangerous? No?
Speaker 21 (29:08):
Wait, bunch of calls and the legs and here I
was gonna tossed in that half little glass of twigs though,
why is that accidentally tossed at a big old caterpillar?
My time I got to him, I had to cut
a bat of a cocoon.
Speaker 8 (29:24):
You want scatter breaks, don't tell him none of that stuff.
He'll just turn it against me.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Hell that reggaee, Now that you're out of that cocoon,
what kind of butterfly you gonna be?
Speaker 8 (29:35):
See what I told you?
Speaker 4 (29:36):
Stupid?
Speaker 8 (29:38):
I gotta go. I gotta go have a long talk
with a legendary doping.
Speaker 4 (29:44):
Reggae.
Speaker 5 (29:44):
What talk do you say? A little money?
Speaker 4 (29:47):
Good Bye? Good bye, good bye.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
Good morning everybody the Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 4 (30:14):
All right, dad, let's get know.
Speaker 5 (30:16):
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on the window. Oh God, outside of the window. It's
ten o'clock. Let's go shows over, Bess, I had enough
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Good morning, The Big Show is on the radio, all right.
Let me see here. This must be Randy Riddle from
Operation Christmas John's Amerdaspurs.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Good morning, Randy, Good morning God, how are you?
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Will you?
Speaker 5 (01:00):
And good buddy, thanks for checking in with.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Us this morning, or thanks for having us big push
week we got going on.
Speaker 6 (01:05):
This is the week. This is our collection week nationwide
for Operation Christmas Child. Locations across the country are opening
their doors just this week to collect your shoe box
gifts for Operation Christmas Child. And I have with me
a guest this morning that you all might be familiar with,
Kentucky Joe from the Australian Outback Online.
Speaker 7 (01:23):
Oh cool man, one boy, Billy, how you guys.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
Kentucky Joe? How you doing man?
Speaker 8 (01:27):
Good house?
Speaker 7 (01:28):
Things down in North Carolina.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
But it's just fine, little chilly this morning. That's the
way we like.
Speaker 7 (01:33):
That's right. So we're the mosquito is away, doesn't it absolutely?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Man?
Speaker 5 (01:39):
I bet you know about them skeeters there and the outback.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Huh.
Speaker 7 (01:41):
Well, you know, there wasn't too many. There was a
lot of flies, but there wasn't any mosquitoes out there.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
So so a lot of flies, what other things like
crawling around you have to be carried.
Speaker 7 (01:49):
There was a lot of spiders, a lot of vans.
We had two poisonous snakes in our camp that they
didn't get on film. One of them was a seven
foot long king brown snake. Oh oh. And the other
one is snake called a tai hand and it's a
nasty little critter. It'll take off after you and chase you.
Has no fear of humans, oh man. And so they
had warned us about that one quite a bit. They said,
(02:10):
if you see one of those, they just as far
away from it as you can get.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
So did they tell you not to run, just freeze her?
Speaker 7 (02:17):
They said, just try to get away from it, but
it would definitely come after.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
You, man. That's why.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Well, Doug and Joe you right there. I guess you
know about surviving out there. But man, these kids around
the world that go in touch with these shoe boxes,
that one's real life survivor.
Speaker 7 (02:34):
You know, that's exactly right. And you know, you can
see these kids on TV. And I had a chance
about five months ago to be in a third world
country and actually see the kids that were living in
those conditions, and I tell you truth, it'll just absolutely
break your heart to see the conditions that some kids
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live in. It's just absolutely amazing. And you know, a
show like Survivor, if I had the final six or
seven of us right here with me today and ask
them the one thing that they came off of that
show with because we had actually talked about this on
three different occasions while we were setting around the campfire.
You know, we were out there playing a game, and
the game did involve starvation, right, but we also talked
(03:17):
about the fact that all you had to do was
turn on the nightly news any night and you could
see kids in third world countries who were not playing
a game, but who live like that every day of
their lives. And you know this shoebox thing, people think,
you know, well, what's a shoebox to a kid? To
a kid that has never received the gifts in their life,
this shoe box will be the first thing that has
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ever been given to them. And you know, we you know,
we're so fortunate to live in the United States of America.
I mean just beyond belief, how blessed this country has been.
And we have an obligation to people who are less
fortunate to share what we have with people in other countries.
And that's what this shoebox program is all about, and
especially reaching the little kid. Think of a better program.
(04:02):
If I might tell you one little short story. Back
in September, when I was down in Honduras, I was
at a girl's orphan each working for a week. We
worked from daylight till bedtime every night. But anyway, we
loaded the girls up and thought, well, we'll take them
out and buy them a coke and a snack or something. Well,
we end up having to go two places because there's
just nothing down there. Before we could find enough cokes
(04:22):
and enough chips. But once we give those girls that
coke and that bag of I think it was actually crackerjacks,
it was like a kid here in the United States
getting the brand new car. I never seen kids so
excited to get a soft drink and a bag of crackerjacks.
I mean you would have had to been there to
have seen it. So I can imagine the faces on
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these kids when they receive one of these shoe boxes.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Man, everybody's had a chance to do that says something
they'll never ever forget.
Speaker 7 (04:52):
Exactly right, yes, sir, and.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
It starts with us right here getting it together, Randy.
The best way to find a collection point near you.
Speaker 6 (05:00):
Log on to the Big Show dot com. There's an
Operation Christmas Child link right there. You'll be able to
type in your zip code and find the five closest
drop off location.
Speaker 9 (05:09):
And also tips on what and what not to put
in the shoe box.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
Absolutely, we'll give you a list of suggested gifts and
items to leave out of the shoebox gifts, there are
some items we don't want traveling overseas. And then you'll
drop off your shoebox this week and Samaritans person will
do the rest. The other location to find out information
is our eight hundred number. That's one eight hundred three
five three five nine four nine. It is not too
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late to participate in Operation Christmas Child. Our collection points
are open until next Monday.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Okay, so this is it, this is the time to
do it. Well, thank you Randy for checking in with us.
Thank you guys, Hey Kentucky, Joe, hope to see you
in person sometimes body.
Speaker 7 (05:45):
That would be great.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 8 (05:47):
You guys have a great day.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
Thank you have a good day.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
No good wag And thanks to the over fifty thousand volunteers,
cost America is helping out man an operation Christmas job.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Good jeers.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
You morning.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Everybody.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Got a big show on the radio in you already
Cernavan's quiz take c We got it down.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
What are we dealing with?
Speaker 4 (06:04):
This year?
Speaker 9 (06:04):
Is special edition of the Leonard Meteor Shower?
Speaker 10 (06:08):
So what in Leonard's your show? Okay, and it certainly
wasn't Leonard? Nimoy say kind of run together?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Well, I hope y'all enjoyed it. Alright, Well, let's let's
know it call her nine one, eight hundred. Big show
you'll play and you should win next.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
You wanted a big show. It's on the.
Speaker 11 (06:46):
Radio here ready ready, okay, comeya ta.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Wins this time event quiz it is listen ahead of
Tommy out of Winter Park, Florida. Good morning, Tommy, good morning,
John Boy.
Speaker 11 (07:06):
You are we are.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Tight or something like that.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
We are tight.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Try to follow in less an hour? Okay, reminded me.
All right, Tommy, listen to it. Let's see if you
win the same, Buddy, Well.
Speaker 10 (07:19):
Tommy, a once in a lifetime sky show hit peak overnight.
Astronomers say this year's edition of the annual Leonard Meteor
Shower was the busiest and most dramatic display we'll see
until the year two thousand ninety eight. This story was
a bit confusing for a John Boy who said who's Leonard?
B Hoytz, Buddy Delbert who said what's a meteor? Or
(07:43):
c Ike Turner who said, what's a shower?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
It ain't no sense of him doing have athing sit
to him, walk and everything.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Tommy, are you doing it up as morning, ain't you?
Speaker 8 (08:04):
Yes?
Speaker 12 (08:04):
Sir?
Speaker 8 (08:05):
Yes? Are all excited against.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
A calm down a little bit. Tommy, You're gonna have
to talk to Jackie. Want insights? You back up?
Speaker 8 (08:13):
Birthday.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
I'm going right do a good work.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
And now the moment you've all been waiting for. But
some folks.
Speaker 13 (08:26):
Consider the single best part of the John Boy and
Billy Big Show, a highly anticipated highlight that's short of please.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
That's right.
Speaker 13 (08:36):
It's a break from all the stupid right here on
the really Big Shoe.
Speaker 14 (09:15):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
Good Morning, The Big Show's on the radio.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
John Moorebennet Peddlars, Tater Jackie and the Man of the Morning,
the Man of the Hour, the Man of this week,
Rodney Carrington Live with us.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
Good morning, Rodney.
Speaker 15 (09:42):
Good morning, Good morning, Good morning, Lucky me flyve Thirdie
in the morning peddling records. It's your lucky morning. We
finally got that little television slash landscaping job out of
the way. Though we did a television show for two
years on ABC, which is a lot like a landscaping job.
(10:05):
Sixteen hour days and one hundred eighty Mexicans and me.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
It wasn't no glamour.
Speaker 16 (10:13):
I'm gonna tell you what it wasn't. There was no glamour.
Speaker 15 (10:16):
The only glamour was about noon every day when me
and Nick would leave the studio and go play golf.
I was where the glamour was. And outside of that,
it's man, that's work. And I went into I learned
a valuable lesson. While I was, they called me and
asked me to come into a meeting one day. This
is about after about nine or ten episodes we've done,
and I stopped by seven eleven and I had pair
(10:37):
of shorts on the ball cap, picked up a big
slurpe and I walked into this meeting with all these
big producers and it's like, well damn, they got all
the big wigs here today. And the guy said, wells Bridney,
we brought you here today because it's our impression and
the network's impression that you don't really give a damn anymore.
And I took a big old pull off my slurpie.
You know, I don't know what gives you that.
Speaker 16 (11:02):
You know valuable.
Speaker 15 (11:04):
You never take a slurpee into an important media It
looks like you don't give a damn and and uh,
you know, so that was one thing I learned, But
I got to tell you this, The one thing I
missed most about it is, uh, the you get to
go Disneyland. You don't have to wait in line, you
get your own television show. They'll walk your ass right
up to the front. And uh, you know I miss that.
(11:27):
I mean, I'll never be able to go to Disneyland
ever again. I'm sorry, Mickey, but after riding all the
rides in less than three hours, I never can do
it the other way. I remember the first day we
got there and you know that give you a guide,
and my kids were going, Daddy, this is great. We
don't have to wait in line or nothing. I said,
we don't get too cocky, because if they throw all
that show off there, we're getting back of that damn laughing.
Speaker 16 (11:49):
Sure enough this summer. Just enjoy that Turkey leg for
the next two hours. We're gonna get on this ride. Eventually.
I used to be able to walk to the front
of this thing.
Speaker 15 (11:59):
But the problem is is that when they give you
they walk you it up to the front of the line.
They don't walk you through a secret back entrance. You
got to walk past everybody that's been standing there for
two hours, which might work if you're Madonna. You know,
love it's Madonna, you know, it doesn't work when you're me.
I don't like the hell you go this A guy
with a slurp. Yeah you know, I told that guy.
I saidt least they could have done and give us
(12:21):
a wrench at a flashlight. So it looks like we're
going up here to fix something.
Speaker 16 (12:24):
For gout a second. These people are pissed. Lady, where
are you going?
Speaker 15 (12:29):
I said, we're going up here to fix some stuff.
So what about them kids? I said, they got cancer?
For God's sax, Eat your caramel apple and shut up it.
Want to hurt you to wait an extra thirty seconds
for got a second, But uh, I'm gonna miss that.
That's the one perk. I really really gave it them
about jun.
Speaker 5 (12:49):
Boy and Dilly, He's just being melodramatic. You've got to
ignore it if you really want to help him.
Speaker 17 (12:54):
This morning radio dumb right.
Speaker 5 (13:20):
Good morning, a big show. It's on the radio. So
what's the deal John Boyd versus mc hammer. What a
y'all tlling about?
Speaker 18 (13:26):
It comes from Todd Bradshaw pointed out.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
At uh women, Todd Bradshaw, who wrote the Diary of
the Panthers game.
Speaker 18 (13:33):
Yeah, he found a nice little article in US magazine.
It starts out to entourage is a drive from the
French for a group of followers that dates back to
a time when the kings and queens were trailed by
retainers who took care of their every need, apparently having
an entourage, lets everybody know that this is a star.
But John Boy isn't the first celebrity to have an entourage.
(13:55):
Frank Sinatra had his rat pack, and even a lot
of Turner was known for all the makeup and hair
assistants that she used to keep inte But what drives
someone in the spotlight to surround themselves with hangers on?
Speaker 5 (14:06):
Rapper Ludicrous says they help him.
Speaker 18 (14:11):
They help him quote unquote, keep it real, real, what real,
dumb billy. Others have different reasons. Madonna just doesn't like
to have unattractive people round But Stuart Fishoff, a media
(14:31):
psychology professor at California State University of Los Angeles, has
his own theories. He says there are two types of
stars that have entourages, those who are insecure who need
people to tell them how wonderful they are, and those
who know their image requires pomp and ceremony. Well, why
are we even bringing John Way into this conversation. Well,
that's fine for the star to go both ways. Well
(14:54):
that's fine for the stars, but what's in it for
the posse? Well, for starters, access to the best clubs,
other stars and travel plus complimentary hotel suites, first class
airline tickets and meals.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
But it's not all fun.
Speaker 18 (15:05):
Andre Benjamin of the rap group Outcast the recent album
Stankonia say a lot of celebrities trust their homeboys more
than somebody else, and that strategy can backfire. In the
early nineties, mc hammers up to seventy member posse and
its expenses played a major part in Hammer's eventual bankruptcy.
(15:28):
So where does John boys entourage stack up? For that analysis?
So I'll turn it over to my colleague Jackie Curry
lynnch Got Jackie?
Speaker 5 (15:37):
Got Jackie?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Okay?
Speaker 11 (15:39):
The cost of keeping a no entourage? Entertainment lawyer and
business manager Stephen McVeigh, who has worked with groups like
NAZ and Boys to Men, provided a typical tally for
a night on the town with ten with a ten
person posse. The Big Shows. Todd Bradshaw offers a comparison.
For example, mc hammer spent fifteen hundred dollars for two
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and tips for six hours.
Speaker 5 (16:02):
John Boy.
Speaker 11 (16:05):
One messy suburban all night for free, or whoever else
he can sucker into driving him. Mc Hammer twelve hundred
dollars for three security guards for six hours. John Boy,
Todd and skillet Bradshaw for free. Mc hammer three thousand
dollars for ten bottles of Chrystall at two hundred and
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fifty dollars a bottle. John Boy pbr plusic comes from
the Yellow Rose for free with all the iced tea
you can drink.
Speaker 5 (16:39):
Mc hammer.
Speaker 11 (16:40):
Eighteen hundred dollars for dinner and drinks. John Boy cheese
sticks bag of chips and tea, puts it on the tab.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
He never intends to fag.
Speaker 11 (16:57):
Mc hammer seventy four hundred dollars for hotel, fifty six
hundred for Master Sweet with four or more rooms. John Boy,
You're allowed to sleep in the truck while he talks
to fans, only to be awakened by him saying take
me to Wendy's.
Speaker 5 (17:11):
I'm hungry.
Speaker 11 (17:19):
Mc Hammer fourteen hundred dollars for room service, John Boy,
Wendy's driving through a two am cut off, gets two
cheeseburgers that he spits at you while he's talking with
food in his mouth. Mc Hammer twenty five hundred for
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hotel damage, waiver, curtains, carpet cleaning, et cetera. John Boy
an autobil credit card to wash the car and fill
it with gas. Mc hammer one thousand for dances and
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strippers for two hours at five hundred per hour.
Speaker 5 (18:06):
Not with John Boy.
Speaker 11 (18:07):
It's always guys that look like the cast of Deliverance.
Mc hammer five hundred tips and hush money to the
concierge John Boy. One free hat and T shirt that
John Boy didn't want anyway, had twenty dollars for covering
his pool games that he lost. Okay at the total
(18:32):
for mc hammer on a night with an entourage roughly
twenty thousand dollars. Humpboy's total exactly twenty one dollars and
sixty seven cents.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
Making money.
Speaker 9 (18:51):
Why this rate? You could be a celebrity for three
or four hundred more.
Speaker 11 (18:54):
Years, Brad Bradshaw said. The only difference between him emc
Hammer's ontourage and John Boys. Mc hammer went bankrupt John
Boys entourage.
Speaker 5 (19:09):
That's why you gotta hang out with you, Bud. That's
how friends do.
Speaker 19 (19:13):
For Hello, This is Ricky B Sharp from Dolton Hall
of Amma.
Speaker 13 (19:24):
What I've starting my day as the beloved fast food
mascot Pizza Rutt.
Speaker 20 (19:28):
Micrud tupped populist tunes into John Boys Billy on the
Big Show.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
It ain't that he loves the show, but it's the only.
Speaker 20 (19:35):
Thing that chases the rats out of the doe flower
that of them.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Got a big show on the radio coming up on
tider Fong our Tour or false Game where two big
show contestas play against each other.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
One will win.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Before we get going here, got a memo here from
Richard Bowden, our buddy a musician, but of course has
got his new album, Big Bad Johnson out. Let's see
a good morning, guys. Being located into the deep dark
woods of East Texas, away from the lights of the
big city, I just wanted to give my astrological report,
the first of the twenty first century, regarding last night's
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meteor shower. Knowing of a big open field in the
nearby countryside, I seize a golden opportunity to observe the
shower that occurred between three point thirty and five a m.
It was not a golden shower and the typical sense
of the word, but I'd be ticked if I hadn't
gotten up to view this rare occurrence. I'm sure my
chiropractor will be pleased, as it will take several visits
(21:00):
to remove the crick in my neck from looking up
for an hour and a half, but I believe it
was worth it. Some of the bigger ones left beautiful
burning trails behind them. The smaller ones were like typical
shooting stars, and at the peak around four thirty Central time,
they would come in clusters of three to four at
a time. I kept hoping that one would make it
through the atmosphere and land nearby so that I could
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offer little pieces of it free with the purchase of
my new CD, Big Bad Johnson. Ah, But alas they
all burned up before hitting the ground. I awakened my
bass player David and his son John David to share
this experience with me, and we all concluded that when
early cave men must have observed these kinds of phenomena,
the experience could have been someone akin to someone listening
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to my new CD, Big Bad Johnson for the first time.
In other words, very unique and enlightening. Of course, you
won't find my CD by looking up into the vast
expanse of the universe, but it is floating freely in
the vast expanse of the Internet, and the price of
the CD is way cheaper than a decent tele leus.
Go the moon was also full at the time, and
according to Nostrodamus, I am to expect a rash of
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sales which will enable me to support my newfound heavenly hobby.
Speaker 9 (22:10):
Or possibly just a rash.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
So until the.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
World's next big astrological extravaganza, I will bid you ado.
Until then, be happy and know that I am with you.
Werner von Balloon aka Richard Bowden, who ain't scientific.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
And I thought he just wanted us to plug it?
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Really what we think?
Speaker 5 (22:31):
I don't know? Good morning, everybody, got the big show
on the radio?
Speaker 8 (22:44):
Here?
Speaker 2 (22:45):
It is your chance to join the winner. Is the
only thing between me and you and that prize baggage?
Is there an opportunity?
Speaker 5 (22:50):
All right? Well, let's get our two contestants.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Right now, one eight hundred big show you told free
Low take colors nine and ten. Y'all play against each
other with a big old prize baggage for tried our
fall It's coming up next.
Speaker 8 (23:32):
There.
Speaker 12 (23:32):
Come on, try it or phong, try it our phone.
That's our contest. Here's our song. It won't take very
long to play. Try it or fall?
Speaker 9 (23:44):
Lease, Please don't rednick us the theme song too late.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Leslie from Birmingham, Alabama's calling him a nine.
Speaker 5 (23:52):
Hello, Leslie, how are you doing, little sweetie?
Speaker 21 (23:55):
I'm good, you're doing okay, good.
Speaker 5 (23:57):
Yes, ma'am, thank you.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Let's see you're gonna be playing against Glenn out of
South Charles and West Virginia.
Speaker 5 (24:02):
Glenn, good morning.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Good morning, Joe boy, Good morning Glenn.
Speaker 5 (24:05):
Leslie, Leslie, Glenn, Hello, Leslie.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
All right, here you go a little condescending how Leslie?
Speaker 5 (24:16):
All right? Leslie calling him and nine. We'll start with her.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
I'll read a statement, then Bam Renny will call out
the names right before so we can keep it straight. Jack,
you will keep score one of the most correct answers
in sixty seconds.
Speaker 5 (24:27):
Wins any questions? No, okay, you had the questions I
was asking for. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
I got it right here. All right, here we go,
starting out with Leslie. The first passports were anklets.
Speaker 5 (24:42):
Oh, right, Glenn.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Parlology is the science of lighthouse construction, right, Leslie.
Speaker 5 (24:51):
A viola is smaller than a violin? Right, Glynn? Rta
chokes Sorry, thistles flower raw Leslie.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
A dolphin has been an Olympic mascot Trae Row Glenn.
Speaker 5 (25:07):
A group of monsieurs is known as a rub.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Right, Leslie after James Dean starting just three films. Right Glenn,
the Ancient Romans Inventity, Flushing toilet, Right, Leslie.
Speaker 5 (25:24):
Dracula was the first movie about a vampire. True Brown, Glenn.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Sapphire's come in all colors but red wrong.
Speaker 5 (25:36):
Leslie wins In Churchill had a size of cigar named
after him.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
True right, you got that last ride in there, all right,
jacket to see what we got to add them up?
Speaker 5 (25:46):
Leslie?
Speaker 2 (25:47):
If I'm Birmingham, Alabama has four? Right Glenn from South Choleston,
West Virginia. Three Right, Leslie, where's my woe?
Speaker 5 (25:56):
Last one? Put Leslie over the hump? Alright, Glenn, thanks.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
For playing with us, buddy. You can play again at anytime.
All right, buddy, we appreciate you.
Speaker 8 (26:06):
I appreciate you.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
All right, man, Let's let you hang on. Jackie, get
your information. We'll get it to you.
Speaker 15 (26:11):
I'm great.
Speaker 5 (26:13):
Good morning. The big shows on the radio, all right,
put them on for hour. I guess we'll talk to
the little fella Ricky be sharp. Hopefully Lucy r his
woely life. We'll join us too, all right, Well take
that call next.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Hang on, good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 5 (26:53):
Alright, it's my phone right here. Let's say it. Hello,
big show.
Speaker 8 (26:56):
Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, you got time to talk? You
ain't got the Riddler on the other line. Now, man,
this is Ricky me sharp from how you pot lickers
doing up there? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (27:13):
Wait, way way man?
Speaker 2 (27:14):
What are you doing in death? And I thought you
joined the army? Couldn't the doctor find his microscope for
the physical or.
Speaker 8 (27:24):
Uh another little figure in the old comedy proctology for
your information? There, doctor Killjoy, I passed the physical example
of flat colors. Uh, it doesn't blow it on the
written part.
Speaker 5 (27:37):
Oh, I get it. Couldn't that balance a big old
pencil on your shoulder? Not too bad? Lucy r Wasn't
that holding for you?
Speaker 6 (27:45):
Man?
Speaker 5 (27:45):
It might have helped?
Speaker 8 (27:46):
Uh everybody? Ah, a little jab of the old comedy
bread bag. I don't there general nuisance your information. That's
a victim of circumstance. Cherry picker, cherry picker. That test
is full of trick questions like like what well, nosy Nate?
If you got to know. The one that really scotched
(28:06):
it for me was this, Uh, do you favor the
overthrow of the United States government? By forced subversion of violence.
Speaker 5 (28:13):
Well you said no, right, hello?
Speaker 8 (28:16):
Uh not exactly. I thought he was a multiple choice,
I said violence.
Speaker 4 (28:22):
I got the boot right quick man.
Speaker 5 (28:25):
How could you miss that one?
Speaker 8 (28:26):
I know towards the bottom of the test there getting
red tuckered.
Speaker 5 (28:29):
Out, specs sol.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
You had your work cut out for you, poor little
fellow like you, having to run back and forth across
the page just to read the questions.
Speaker 8 (28:39):
No more, I'm gonna get in with you for all
the time you mocked me.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
What you gonna do here? Hello?
Speaker 18 (28:48):
Hello?
Speaker 5 (28:49):
Hello, helloay lucy r. So our little soldier didn't make
it into the army huh.
Speaker 21 (28:56):
No, sir, And heffe to be tied. And he pocked
a cushion of blue streak so bad I had to
stick him in a mason jar, put about on the
back porch going off.
Speaker 5 (29:07):
Isn't that dangerous? No?
Speaker 21 (29:08):
Wait, bunch of calls and the legs and here I
was gonna tossed in that half little glass of twigs though,
why is that accidentally tossed at a big old caterpillar?
My time I got to him, I had to cut
a bat of a cocoon.
Speaker 8 (29:24):
You want scatter breaks, don't tell him none of that stuff.
He'll just turn it against me.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
Hell that reggaee, Now that you're out of that cocoon,
what kind of butterfly you gonna be?
Speaker 8 (29:35):
See what I told you?
Speaker 4 (29:36):
Stupid?
Speaker 8 (29:38):
I gotta go. I gotta go have a long talk
with a legendary doping.
Speaker 4 (29:44):
Reggae.
Speaker 5 (29:44):
What talk do you say? A little money?
Speaker 4 (29:47):
Good Bye? Good bye, good bye.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
Good morning everybody the Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 4 (30:14):
All right, dad, let's get know.
Speaker 5 (30:16):
Let's move on forward here fresh, I'll put a note
on the window. Oh God, outside of the window. It's
ten o'clock. Let's go shows over, Bess, I had enough
fun this morning. I'm all with a big box.
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