November 20, 2024 • 35 mins
Wed (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, another Big Show first - John Boy gives a shout-out to a cow.. - It’s Collection Week for Operation Christmas Child, Randy Riddle from Samaritan’s Purse has another update .. - We’ll check is with Hoyt and get the latest on Delbert’s Bear Hunting Trip.. - and Larry the Cable Guy spends the second half of the show with us!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Morning Pale.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
When I'm driving the bus in the morning, I always
get the troublemakers. But I figured out how to get
rid of them. I crack up the volume on the
Big Show with John Boy and Billy. They are a
laugh riot and the crackheads hate it.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Good morning, A Big Show is on the radio. But
it's Wednesday. Wednesday morning, November the twentieth, The week from tomorrow,
it'll be a Thanksgiving Yo. I am thankful.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
That's you know. I would like to have a Gilligan's
Island resort.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Yeah, well you better hurry because I think they've already
built one.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I can get a little summer work as the skipper.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Good little buddy, Billy got Galligan right there.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Who could I be? I know, the professor. Yeah, that's
just who you should be.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Yeah right, yeah, hass was on the Bonanza.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
The only thing you could make with a couple of
coconuts is a couple of coconuts.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Bra Maybe. Yeah, I've been.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I dance wild. So those only guys. So, mister Howell,
I can't be mister Howell.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
It's not my type.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
So a skipper Gilligan, mister Howland, Professor, Lovey Ginger Marianne.
Speaker 6 (01:59):
You could be one of the Mosquitoes umber the rock
band that got shipwrecked.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I want to be that guy. Well, I'm not a
Japanese guy. I didn't know the war was over.
Speaker 6 (02:06):
Man, that could be like the Japanese guy that didn't
know the nine times table.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I'd like to be that Tarzan guy, you know, the
Tarzan guy swung in the girl was like.
Speaker 7 (02:20):
Why why?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Why you got the sound already purposely? Now, wasn't there?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
There was some beast that attacked him, big furry, bigfoot looking.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Beasts, a gorilla. There you go up.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
I'm I'm finished with the costumes part. Ever since I
did that jackass hitting with that model, I remember.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
That's it. Man a damn. We gonna give you legs up.
We're gonna play this outburst game in a minute.
Speaker 8 (02:45):
Hang on.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Good Wednesday morning.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
But body got a big show on the radio letter
this morning, Ler the cable guy geter dune. Is that
by hanging out with us in the studio? All right here,
when's the November twentieth giving you legs up for this
outburst game?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
We're getting ready to play. If youre thinking about picking.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Up the phone giving us a call listen up, because
that's where we're getting our categories from. On this date
in nineteen sixty, the famed actor of the silver screen
Clark Gaeble Frankly, he downed at fifty nine.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yeah, the whole reason I highlighted Gable who played Brett Butler.
That's Rhett Butler. Bhett Butler.
Speaker 9 (03:23):
My name's Rhet Butler.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
And of course Gone with the Wind started so many
other classic films.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Who come to a heart attack, and I believe that
Clark Gable was the guy.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
They say that it's responsible for men not wearing undershirts anymore.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Yeah, hey, it was on a shirt. There was some
was some movie.
Speaker 6 (03:45):
It was like he took his shirt off and he
wasn't wearing an undershirt. Almost everybody wore an undershirt under
your shirt, and people were like cool.
Speaker 10 (03:53):
I think it was a If I'm not mistaken, I
think it was mutiny on the bounty because he said
he didn't empty.
Speaker 11 (03:59):
Sh'S backed in and they're not wearing what. I need
to get some shut Maybe it'll take tea a fees here. Yeah, yeah, Frankly, Garlic,
what's going on around here?
Speaker 8 (04:13):
Say?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
I never thought he could act, but.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
But you think you can Yeah, I don't be sure.
It's just stupid. I'll tell you what you get me
a cape and I won't wear the teacher on this day.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
In nineteen seventy five, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
with a stellar cast headed by Jack Nicholson and Louise Fletcher,
open across the country. The film and its lead actors
later won many awards, including the Top four Oscars and
the Top four British Academy Awards Best BECs Your, Best Actor,
Best Actress, Best Director of the film about a man
who gets himself sent to an asylum to avoid prison time,
I finds a head nurse more to meaning and oppressive
(04:51):
than any prison ward and the film was a box
office sensation that's still one of the classics.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Man, I love those sings.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
I love when Jack Nicholson's character steals the bus, he
gets all the crazy people, stops off the trader park,
picks up his girl for you, which is perfect, and
she gets one of us.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
She looks at she says.
Speaker 12 (05:08):
Y'all crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
It's kind of a show road dripping.
Speaker 10 (05:15):
Just I worked with Louis Fletcher twice and the best
nurse Crotchet right during Stepford husband.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
We were standing on the that there's ratchet. Actually we're
standing out on the porch, and Cratchett was a guy
from him Marley Carrol. I got and she's so funny.
Speaker 10 (05:34):
She loves to tell stories about doing Cuckoo's Nest.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Uh huh.
Speaker 10 (05:36):
And I said, you know something, I said, don't get me,
don't get me started. I said, you still got an
ass beating coming from that movie.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
For me, that's the.
Speaker 10 (05:42):
First movie I remember going setting that and just getting
all choked up when Nicholson died. I said, and it's
all your fault. And she goes, you want a piece
of me? I said, in the driveway right now.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Let's go. Oh man, that was that was a good movie.
It's a great movie. All right.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Finally on this day, nineteen ninety four, musician David Across,
we got a liver transplant.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Ninety four. All right, but there you go, here we go.
You ready, let's do it.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
One ain't hundred big show, Pa, take my min the
shirt off?
Speaker 13 (06:11):
Yeah, yeah, you wanted. The Big Show is on the radio.
(06:38):
Here we are moving around the bottom of.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
The owners Wednesday morning.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Upburst, let's plait, upburst, It's.
Speaker 7 (06:45):
The game that anyone can win job of prizes from
the big man. Let's go contested number one. This should
be a lot fun when the Horrible hues time.
Speaker 14 (07:06):
This time.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
I wanted to get at action too. On the Fiddler's Convention,
Union Grove.
Speaker 12 (07:15):
It's Ken.
Speaker 15 (07:17):
Morning going.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
What are y'all doing?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
I don't know what's going on around me? They're just
racking my nerves. Ken, what's happening with you there?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Buddy?
Speaker 8 (07:30):
Old different day.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
At the boy?
Speaker 3 (07:32):
How close are you to the field where they have
the Fiddler's Convention right this minute?
Speaker 8 (07:36):
Uh?
Speaker 15 (07:36):
Two hundred yards.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Over there? We'll wait kind of quiet this morning? Pretty sweet?
Pretty sweet?
Speaker 8 (07:44):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (07:44):
I think you would have played Dooley or either man
of constant irritation in honor of Ken being two hundred
yards from the field where they have the Fiddlers Convention.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Oh ho, wait a minute, wait a minute, but we're
being nerve wrack.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Gotta tell you what you gotta do with that, right, John.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Boyd Hey back is rough? All right? Can less jump
on in here, buddy, see if you can win?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Three actors Ready go.
Speaker 16 (08:07):
Kry Grant Humper Boguard, Eddie Murphy.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Yeah Wow, all right, three movies, ready go, No doll
two all three? Yeah, three internal organs, ready.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Got loans the kidney damn man. Man, if I was
still giving away that brand new car for under five seconds,
you might just have had one can.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Well, that's the way love goes.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
I'm thinking about that last guy that he never came
and picked his up, so I still got one in
my office.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Not even talk about that one. It's a Kyle Petty
matchbox car. Say how big it was? Yes, that's part
of the problem.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
The attorneys recommend that we not talk about that.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Well, Ken, you got a big old prize package. You're
qualified for the eton a TV we're giving away. Man.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
You see can tooling around it. You and your Grove
Field right there on that little start, which.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Word of we're not supposed to talk about that.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
I can't hold old Jack. You'll get your information, buddy.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
All right, thank god for sure.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Right you have a real good day.
Speaker 17 (09:11):
Good morning love starved mortals Cupid here, you don't have
to make two million people fall in love at the
same time. Tune them into a big show with John
Boy and Billy. Trust me, there's enough of them to
go around. Sympathies to whoever gets stuck with Hanson. And
by the bye, you're welcome. H Good morning, A big
(10:03):
show is on the radio. Let's say here, got a
letter from Joseph Eckels from a Kochy Farms in Tennessee.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Let's see where we are here. He's a dairy farmer
from Union, West, Virginia. And they tune into us down
the calf barn to burthing pins listening to us. We'll
start their day with a good laugh. For three the point,
they had got a hosting cow who was very special
in the cow world. She's like Queen Elizabeth, and she's
so special she has her own bedroom or pin to
(10:35):
lie in and eat and yes, listen to the big show.
So every morning they started milking about four point thirty.
She usually enters a parlor around five thirty or so.
After she gets milk, she goes out eat a little
silage from the big managers, managers, mangers. The big manager
we've got managers feeding her. He is, that's a special
col Yeah, And then she waits for my mother or
(10:57):
me to lead her to her special pin so she
can listen to the big show.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
So she listens to the big show.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
The rest of the day about ten thirty, and then
after we go off the air, she goes out into
the lot and eat some more.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Anywhere.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
She would love to hear her name on the Big Show.
Her name is Alanis Alana. She is classified as an
excellent ninety one. If you're in a Cowbills, I guess
you know what that means. Also, she will do a
guest shot. Joseph says, if we wanted her to come
down to the.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Studios, maybe she could play trideter fon.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
That's right, So hey, Alanis Alanis John Boyden Billy here
into a cow.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
If you've ever gotten a fan letter from a cow?
She just how he kept pausing.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
He expected that she's sitting there. He turned her head
looking at the radio like a dog. Does you gotta
ma have a cow?
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Run out side of been and wait to be let
in to listen to The Big Show has a special cow. Alanis,
you have a good day.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Good morning? The Big Show is on the radio. All right, yeah,
but I'll break you bay.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
We're gonna talk to her Randy Riddles, I'll breaking Christmas Show.
This is the week the first welcome a brand news
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Speaker 1 (13:52):
Get your face in the place. What go now? Okay,
good morning, that's Dan Higgins here.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Nothing makes my day like a chance to pop in
on John boyn Billy here on the Big Show. But
I don't come here just to see them I'm not
a gay. I come here for eye candy, Babs, Jackie
and Fader because Daddy's got a sweet tube.
Speaker 12 (14:16):
I was that too Blue.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Good morning, the big show is on the radio. Here
we are Wednesday morning. Welcome Randy Renolds my Moporation Christmas
Child's Marini's personal studio this morning.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Good morning, Randy, how are you this morning? Very good
you scat Rob John Body.
Speaker 14 (15:02):
Rob and his staff of firefighters across the city of
Charlotte have been heroes to Operation Christmas Child for a
long time.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Basically, thank you. It's good to be a part of
the program. And of course this is the week.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
This is it December the eighteenth through no November November eighteen,
say that would be.
Speaker 14 (15:20):
The eighteenth of November through the twenty fifth of November
through this coming Monday. There's still time to participate in
Operation Christmas Child. We're located in all fifty states across
the country open this week. We're looking for listeners to
go to the back of their closet and get an
old shoe box. Fill it with simple items small balls,
baby dolls for girls, school supplies, hygiene items, hard candy
(15:42):
is fantastic, toothbrush is toothpaste. You take it to one
of these drop off locations around the country and Samarita's
person will do the rest of the work.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Socially helpful for the staff at the collection points, if
you'll put a rubber band around the lid of the
box to keep it closed. And if you don't have
one of their official boy girl check off the age,
write on a note boy or and the aide.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
That's right.
Speaker 14 (16:01):
You can determine very personally exactly who you want your
shoebox to go to. Boy or Girl two to four,
five to nine or ten to fourteen. You can also
print off these labels off the website. Listeners just need
to log onto the Big Show dot com and see
the Operation Christmas Child loco right there and connect to
all the information that you need to know.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Hey, listen to this.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
I got an email from Glenn Forrest out of New Bern,
North Carolina, just want to let you know. Last night,
my wife, two sons, and I went out and shop
for Operation Christmas Child. We all had a great time
picking out items for the three boys we shopped for.
Each of my boys had certain items they wanted included
in each box, plus necessities. My wife and I chose
getting back home was the best part. Laying out all
the goodies on the dining room floor and putting them
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in the boxes. This is the true joy this time
of the year, giving and not expecting anything return, just
as our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ gave to us.
Encourage everyone to spend a little time and money. Be
true ambassadors for America and for the Kingdom. Keep up
a good work. Pray for America. We'll pretend to pray
for y'all. Glenn Forest, Oh that's great.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Can't tell how great it makes you feel as a
parent to see how giving your own children are when they.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
It's like you tell them it's not given to get
you know, they experience that they given that to making
a differgent of child like across the world.
Speaker 14 (17:12):
So many people go into the store looking to shop
for one shoe box and come out with enough for three.
They get so excited about this. And this is, as
Glenn said in his email, an opportunity for us to
be an ambassadors from the United States. It's an opportunity
to show a child that someone in the United States
has not forgotten them, that Jesus loves them, that God
loves them, and someone in the United States loves them.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
I tell you.
Speaker 18 (17:35):
In the fire service, you see busy stuff year round,
some of the tragic, and this is great for us
to be able to participate, you know, because sometimes you
need a break from it all. And there's even a
firefighter from New York and to come down and help
out at the distribution plant. So we're great to be
a part of this here in Charlotte. And I know
firefighters look for something to do throughout the country. You
know that is not quite the emergency situation. This is
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a great opportunity for that.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
You know, I appreciate you.
Speaker 14 (17:59):
More than fifty thousand individuals will be volunteering this year
in Operation Christmas Child here in the United States alone
and in nine other countries.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Right well, here it is Wednesday, So have you still
got time to get you boxes together?
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Through Monday?
Speaker 3 (18:11):
You go on the Big Show dot com and click
onto the link to find a location near you print
out five locations near to you when you put your
ZIP code in. If you don't have computer service, you
got a telephone one eight hundred three five three five
nine four nine.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
That's right. This is the week.
Speaker 14 (18:25):
This is a shopping this week.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Let's do it cam Ralph Givar Love tell you firefighters,
We'll do big.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
No one to be out there. Thank you very much,
keep us saying good morning.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
The Big Show is on your radio for this Wednesday morning,
no Vember their twentieth. We're again John o jail right here,
got these John o'villy gome on his entire crew and
all the Big Show fans. My name is Dan Booth,
and I'm glued to the radio every morning listen to
the Big Show. I just started listening a few months
ago because of one individual telling me about all the
crazy stuff y'all do to make somebody bust a gut laughing.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Now I can seem to turn the station. Well, this
person celebrated the birthday today.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
It says he's the one that got me listening, because
he's probably one shows biggest fans. One of guys wish
my happy birthday on every myself, all of his family
and friends. All right, here go Bill Payne, whor it's
for general fasters in Evans, Georgia. Bill Payn's birthday today.
So Bill, you're officially a Big Show root.
Speaker 8 (19:14):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
You're gonna be a big show root and if you
turn somebody onto the Big Show, that makes you a root.
It's kind of like a grassroots say. It's a good
thing here. Yeah, yeah, so Big Show route. Bill Payne
is having a birthday today. High birthday, Bill. Thanks a lot,
Dan Don, Thanks for listen, Don, Dan, Dan, Dan, thanks
for listen.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
All right you all ready, all right, here we go.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Let me see what we learned yesterday. Oh yeah, it
takes over a half million trees to supply North America
with one of these. And it was newspaper, newspaper, Sunday
newspaper to be specific.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
So here we go.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Well, here in the US, you can hardly imagine going
through life without one. But fifty percent of the Earth's
population have never used one, not even once.
Speaker 6 (19:57):
Oh what is the George Foreman grill? We could got
it two or three times a week.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
At my house. That is a good deal.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
But no, nothing, George Foreman brook. Fifty percent of the
earth population never used one?
Speaker 1 (20:10):
What you think? One?
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Eight hundred, Big Show, you're told, free line. Let's call
our calling nine, we'll go to we get a winter.
Let's do it. Good morning, this Big Showing already on
(20:46):
moving to your home day go.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Right now, I'm moving up to the dime.
Speaker 6 (20:51):
Yes, live across on my records, Chum.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Jumpy and now your host.
Speaker 6 (21:01):
His household is a test market for the new George
Foreman refrigerator.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
He's hun bar now just light out.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Hey, this's got Jerry out of sweet Water, Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
First up, How you doing, Jerry.
Speaker 8 (21:17):
Wine, John Boy, how you doing doing good?
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Buddy?
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Thank you mane well Jared in here in the US,
you can hardly imagine going through life without one, but
fifty percent of the Earth's population have never used one,
not even once.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
I'll be a bathroom show, I say, bathroom save. That's
why them people around the world are so uptight.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
I guess, I mean, I see what it means. I mean,
but wherever you use it, I guess that's the bathroom.
But maybe the world could be your bathroom. Thinking about
indoor plumbing, I guess what you're thinking about, hu jerr.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Hey, that's true, man, Hey, they want to enjoy you, guys.
I'm out here on the road driving the truck.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
You guys keep my day going.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Thank you, buddy. We appreciate you. Jerry, you keep between
the ditches.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
That buddy, all right, Tom boy, you and Billy have
good day, all.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Right, thank you very much.
Speaker 8 (22:01):
Man.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
Let's go to Melissa out of Columbia, South Carolina. Hey,
sweet Melissa.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Hi, I want to say television.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Okay, go ahead, show us television. You know, I bet
that's a lot higher. Actually, don't you think higher than
fifty percent of where you think? Maybe? I don't know,
it's possible.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Somebody look that up for me. I just won't be
able to nap today unless I find that.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
I look at that.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
You're right, but Lissa, thank you for playing with the sweetie.
Speaker 12 (22:33):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Okay, you have a good day. Let's go to Lenny
out of Making Georgia. Hello, Lenny, Lannie, Lannie.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Yeah, back at you.
Speaker 5 (22:43):
I won't get my name.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Right, Lannye. What'd you thinking? Lenny?
Speaker 8 (22:48):
I'm thinking that my my joke answer now was a
John boyn Billy CD. That's it. No, but my other
guests would have been an automobile.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
So show what's up Tom Old Bill'm planning this comedy
thing is a lot harder than that. Locky Edian's out
of work landing facts are playing with his buddy. Okay, Dan, Yeah,
I imagine that's allowed high and fifty percent too.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
I'll look it up. Okaye, look at that? Try Did
you finish with that?
Speaker 3 (23:20):
David out of Mount Pleasant, North Carolina is up.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Good morning, David, Good.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Morning, John Boy, Good morning, Billy, Randy morning Jackets.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
All right, buddy, David, what you're thinking? The telephone show
us a telephone? That's it?
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Percent tell the Earth's population never used the phone.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Unbelievable, that's it.
Speaker 5 (23:45):
Hey, look at you, David.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
This is sour Beef Chokes, the world's most political wrestler
with my personal ballet at made squeeze sweaty, buddy.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Don't squeeze me too tight, I might poo. You are adorable.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
And before every fight in or out of the ring,
we warm up with two of the greatest patriots on
the airwaves, the World Heavyweight tang Team Comedy Champions.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Party about that half part that John Boy and Billy
Big shall be.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Whatever you'll say, sweatye, let me give you a hug.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
I warned you.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
The big show is on the radio, says the goddamn
letter from Joseph from E. Cole Key Farms and Union, West, Virginia,
where alanis his prize cow eats first thing in the morning.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Where Alanis goes to party.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
In the morning, waits outside the pen with the big
show on the radio in it goes in, listens to
the show.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
My feeds David, this is for the cow. May we
do that? Am Listen? You're not half as nerve racked
as humans. Sometime anyway, there's an appearance for the cow. No, no, no,
this is a little fact.
Speaker 6 (25:26):
First, he wanted to knock us down to five thousand
watts at the beginning of the show a thousand. Now
he's gonna just cut out in the human part of
the audience entirely.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Well, Atlantis, my baby dog, cow, my fondness and interesting.
It was on this date in nineteen thirty nine Henry
Jeffers demonstrated his roto lacter. Now, that is a rotating
milking machine. Yes, the first automatic cow milking machine could
milk two hundred and forty cows an hour.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
It was the wilk Chamberlain of Farm Equipments. Back night
thirty nine. He said, yeah, Henry hooking it up, all right,
Alanis Messi Hill hold on here, I'm gonna hook this
up to you.
Speaker 8 (26:08):
All right.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Now, let's see what happens. Let it go. Is it working.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
All right?
Speaker 1 (26:15):
You're finished.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
I wonder if cows prefer the human milk and touch,
or or just some machines. One night, way to go
see Atlantis up there.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
That's a remote. Good morning. The Big Show was on
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the radio. Yeah, go ahead, bout to die a live
bat phone. You know what we're doing. Let's see what
devergen this morning?
Speaker 7 (27:18):
Man?
Speaker 8 (27:20):
Hello, Hi, this you?
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Oh my life on the father now man job Bill here?
Speaker 8 (27:28):
Oh I said here you big old hey nold driving
no sticking knuckle dragon garrulous, garrulous It means given to prosy,
rambling or tedious moneylognother words.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Motor mount die new readers died just here already.
Speaker 8 (27:46):
Yeah, I was just sitting here on the commode increasing
my words.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Good for you. Now, what's Debord up too?
Speaker 8 (27:53):
I just got back in town last night. He been
going on a hunting trip for about a week.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Well where'd he go? Bad hunting and Canada?
Speaker 8 (28:01):
Yeah, yeah, I remember all Honkey Davenports outdoor superstore right
there on the bypass. We never bought that stupid dinner
costume a while there. Yeah. Yeah, Well they give away
this big prize. It's a week long spraying bear hunting
trip up in Saskatchewan with Old Honkey hisself and de one. Well, no,
not head one, who's not head This buddy arm he
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called devertam mass him to go with him.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
They didn't invite you.
Speaker 8 (28:28):
Well, hey, we lived together. We ain't married. Beside, there
was a trip or two.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Okay, what did they get any bears?
Speaker 8 (28:34):
Yeah? I got one, but got killed done it?
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Oh boy, what's the deal?
Speaker 8 (28:39):
Well there were saysday's up for about four days. Didn't
see bear one the whole time. So that evening Old
Honkey broke out this big old deep frat turkey fire
and some comper tubing and hooked up a little makeshift
still cooked up aboutch of homemade shine, and the three
of them commenced to sit there and get blustered. Roser
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the liquor didn't get along too good with all that
Honkey's original turkey jerkey they've been eating all day. Dever
says he walk up about four o'clock in the morning
and felt the call of the wild so sweet. He
gets up and stumbles out of the little cabin there
and walks out in the woods a little ways. Take
him a squaw.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
You know what can turn a phrase?
Speaker 8 (29:24):
I can't help it anyways, Debt scratch down there next
to this big old tree. All of a sudden, he
here's this low, puffy breathing sound coming from real close by.
A twig snapped right behind him. He turns around and
there stands a big old seven foot by. Oh, that's
what he says. So never just kind of froze there
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for a second, and that bear started in with this
real low growling sound. Honkers his shoulder down and takes
off head right for Dever. Well, he figures his only
chance is to run for it, so he takes off
toward the cabin. He didn't have time to hitch up
his breeches, got it, He's kind of holding them together
while he runs.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
Well, that bear's.
Speaker 8 (30:07):
Closing fast, so Devers's really pouring it all but right
as he gets to the front porch of the cabin,
reaches out to open up the door, he had to
turn loose of his breeches to do it. Well, they
dropped down around his ankles, and he tripped and fell
flat on his face right in front of the door.
Aw man, that's what he said. Men, While the bar
had done built up so much speed, he tripped right
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over delbor to land there and rolled right through the
door of the cabin where Honkey and Notthead was. So
what did he do the same thing I would have done.
He reached up and shut the door. Then he run around,
checked on the window and said, okay, y'all skin now
and I'll bring you another.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
So Honky and Notthead killed the bear.
Speaker 8 (30:50):
Well, both of them got scratched up right fierce. But
old Nighthead he's a mean drunk. Tell him about ten
minutes before he cleaned. Old Yogie's clim right. Good, Hunky's
having him stuck. He's gonna put it up in the store.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Can't wait to see that.
Speaker 8 (31:03):
Yeah, not here took a real good picture of Debritt
laying there with the bear. After it's all over, h
the bear, they dragged him out on the porch, got
Debritt crossed down beside him with his britches hold down
over his butt. I'll send you one. Hey, that's not
gonna run here. Man, Grizzly Adams is fixing to go
to what you're gonna see later? Yeah, well you tell him,
I said, uh huh, I don't know what you mean
(31:25):
by y'all keep saying up By God.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Good morning, and you got the big show on the radio.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
More chances you to win coming up after your news,
weather and the board.
Speaker 9 (31:42):
This is Donald Trump and you're listening to the big
Show on the radio. John Boy and Billy. These guys
are tremendous right now. That the number one John Boy
and Billy I've ever heard. And I know a lot
of John Boy and Billy, trust me, a tremendous amount
of John Boy and Billy's.
Speaker 12 (31:57):
And there's some smaller shows.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
But this is the big show. It's the big show
on your radio.
Speaker 19 (32:02):
I think that's how John Boyce says, it's a big
show on the radio.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
A good morning to you yours from the Big Show,
Larry the cable guys in the studio and trying to
feel good about myself by using one of my radio
voices and cragging about being at the White House. When
I met a friend of his from Florida, he said
he's met the President six times, kind of like Forrest
Gump moving around there.
Speaker 12 (32:57):
You have not that's right, I am over there.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
I know something to say up these buds. Would some
of the Secret Service agent You can't believe him. She
don't tell me. I am rain. I'll get on the phone.
You'd be disappeared and on and you range.
Speaker 16 (33:15):
I like that, you disappear like I said, the rims
and a puff daddy contry. That's right, that was old
Frank Lover you met.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Up there, Yeah fright.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
You said you were his best man, and you gave
a toast, and you just mortified this entire family.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Anyway, anyone we give a toast.
Speaker 16 (33:33):
I stood up and I go and never forget when
I met with his wife, she was just over behind
the ums. I come up and give her little slabs
of meat. The family's kind of staring at me. You know,
they didn't know what in the world was going on.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Like us, Right, hilarious. I'm glad you hear, buddy. Have
you got the next couple hours free?
Speaker 16 (33:57):
I sure did. I supposed to be here earlier. I
told you i'd be here between hours and seven and
eight thirty, So I hear pretty good.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
A right good.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
You hit it on time, man, We'll hang out with us.
We're gonna we're gonna do the rest of this big show.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
I'm ready to go.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
Alright, good morning, you got a big show right here
on the radio. John Boyvilla, the Gang, Larry cable guy
in here with us, we'll head toward the Curne Vince quiz.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Give you these sway to join the winners take seats.
All right, that's the deal.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
But next we're gonna do uh, Larry's gonna read a
letter from Uglagla.
Speaker 16 (34:24):
I've been I've been sponsoring this new guinea pigmy.
Speaker 12 (34:29):
For three years.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
See again, you're lying.
Speaker 16 (34:33):
And let me tell you that's a that's a rip
off too, because I've been sending him money for fifty
cents a day for three years. I get a letter
in the mail the other day said that he busted
up a bunch of crap and I gotta pay for
the damages. Believe that seven million pigmies they got the
gang member. Now I gotta fly down there, go to
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parent teacher conference.
Speaker 3 (34:59):
All right, hang on, well, let's get called her now
one hunter, big show playing for the prize pack as
cernavns quiz.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Let's do it.
Morning Pale.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
When I'm driving the bus in the morning, I always
get the troublemakers. But I figured out how to get
rid of them. I crack up the volume on the
Big Show with John Boy and Billy. They are a
laugh riot and the crackheads hate it.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Good morning, A Big Show is on the radio. But
it's Wednesday. Wednesday morning, November the twentieth, The week from tomorrow,
it'll be a Thanksgiving Yo. I am thankful.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
That's you know. I would like to have a Gilligan's
Island resort.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Yeah, well you better hurry because I think they've already
built one.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I can get a little summer work as the skipper.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Good little buddy, Billy got Galligan right there.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Who could I be? I know, the professor. Yeah, that's
just who you should be.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Yeah right, yeah, hass was on the Bonanza.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
The only thing you could make with a couple of
coconuts is a couple of coconuts.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Bra Maybe. Yeah, I've been.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I dance wild. So those only guys. So, mister Howell,
I can't be mister Howell.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
It's not my type.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
So a skipper Gilligan, mister Howland, Professor, Lovey Ginger Marianne.
Speaker 6 (01:59):
You could be one of the Mosquitoes umber the rock
band that got shipwrecked.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I want to be that guy. Well, I'm not a
Japanese guy. I didn't know the war was over.
Speaker 6 (02:06):
Man, that could be like the Japanese guy that didn't
know the nine times table.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I'd like to be that Tarzan guy, you know, the
Tarzan guy swung in the girl was like.
Speaker 7 (02:20):
Why why?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Why you got the sound already purposely? Now, wasn't there?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
There was some beast that attacked him, big furry, bigfoot looking.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Beasts, a gorilla. There you go up.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
I'm I'm finished with the costumes part. Ever since I
did that jackass hitting with that model, I remember.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
That's it. Man a damn. We gonna give you legs up.
We're gonna play this outburst game in a minute.
Speaker 8 (02:45):
Hang on.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Good Wednesday morning.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
But body got a big show on the radio letter
this morning, Ler the cable guy geter dune. Is that
by hanging out with us in the studio? All right here,
when's the November twentieth giving you legs up for this
outburst game?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
We're getting ready to play. If youre thinking about picking.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Up the phone giving us a call listen up, because
that's where we're getting our categories from. On this date
in nineteen sixty, the famed actor of the silver screen
Clark Gaeble Frankly, he downed at fifty nine.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yeah, the whole reason I highlighted Gable who played Brett Butler.
That's Rhett Butler. Bhett Butler.
Speaker 9 (03:23):
My name's Rhet Butler.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
And of course Gone with the Wind started so many
other classic films.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Who come to a heart attack, and I believe that
Clark Gable was the guy.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
They say that it's responsible for men not wearing undershirts anymore.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Yeah, hey, it was on a shirt. There was some
was some movie.
Speaker 6 (03:45):
It was like he took his shirt off and he
wasn't wearing an undershirt. Almost everybody wore an undershirt under
your shirt, and people were like cool.
Speaker 10 (03:53):
I think it was a If I'm not mistaken, I
think it was mutiny on the bounty because he said
he didn't empty.
Speaker 11 (03:59):
Sh'S backed in and they're not wearing what. I need
to get some shut Maybe it'll take tea a fees here. Yeah, yeah, Frankly, Garlic,
what's going on around here?
Speaker 8 (04:13):
Say?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
I never thought he could act, but.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
But you think you can Yeah, I don't be sure.
It's just stupid. I'll tell you what you get me
a cape and I won't wear the teacher on this day.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
In nineteen seventy five, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
with a stellar cast headed by Jack Nicholson and Louise Fletcher,
open across the country. The film and its lead actors
later won many awards, including the Top four Oscars and
the Top four British Academy Awards Best BECs Your, Best Actor,
Best Actress, Best Director of the film about a man
who gets himself sent to an asylum to avoid prison time,
I finds a head nurse more to meaning and oppressive
(04:51):
than any prison ward and the film was a box
office sensation that's still one of the classics.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Man, I love those sings.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
I love when Jack Nicholson's character steals the bus, he
gets all the crazy people, stops off the trader park,
picks up his girl for you, which is perfect, and
she gets one of us.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
She looks at she says.
Speaker 12 (05:08):
Y'all crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
It's kind of a show road dripping.
Speaker 10 (05:15):
Just I worked with Louis Fletcher twice and the best
nurse Crotchet right during Stepford husband.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
We were standing on the that there's ratchet. Actually we're
standing out on the porch, and Cratchett was a guy
from him Marley Carrol. I got and she's so funny.
Speaker 10 (05:34):
She loves to tell stories about doing Cuckoo's Nest.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Uh huh.
Speaker 10 (05:36):
And I said, you know something, I said, don't get me,
don't get me started. I said, you still got an
ass beating coming from that movie.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
For me, that's the.
Speaker 10 (05:42):
First movie I remember going setting that and just getting
all choked up when Nicholson died. I said, and it's
all your fault. And she goes, you want a piece
of me? I said, in the driveway right now.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Let's go. Oh man, that was that was a good movie.
It's a great movie. All right.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Finally on this day, nineteen ninety four, musician David Across,
we got a liver transplant.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Ninety four. All right, but there you go, here we go.
You ready, let's do it.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
One ain't hundred big show, Pa, take my min the
shirt off?
Speaker 13 (06:11):
Yeah, yeah, you wanted. The Big Show is on the radio.
(06:38):
Here we are moving around the bottom of.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
The owners Wednesday morning.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Upburst, let's plait, upburst, It's.
Speaker 7 (06:45):
The game that anyone can win job of prizes from
the big man. Let's go contested number one. This should
be a lot fun when the Horrible hues time.
Speaker 14 (07:06):
This time.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
I wanted to get at action too. On the Fiddler's Convention,
Union Grove.
Speaker 12 (07:15):
It's Ken.
Speaker 15 (07:17):
Morning going.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
What are y'all doing?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
I don't know what's going on around me? They're just
racking my nerves. Ken, what's happening with you there?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Buddy?
Speaker 8 (07:30):
Old different day.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
At the boy?
Speaker 3 (07:32):
How close are you to the field where they have
the Fiddler's Convention right this minute?
Speaker 8 (07:36):
Uh?
Speaker 15 (07:36):
Two hundred yards.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Over there? We'll wait kind of quiet this morning? Pretty sweet?
Pretty sweet?
Speaker 8 (07:44):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (07:44):
I think you would have played Dooley or either man
of constant irritation in honor of Ken being two hundred
yards from the field where they have the Fiddlers Convention.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Oh ho, wait a minute, wait a minute, but we're
being nerve wrack.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Gotta tell you what you gotta do with that, right, John.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Boyd Hey back is rough? All right? Can less jump
on in here, buddy, see if you can win?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Three actors Ready go.
Speaker 16 (08:07):
Kry Grant Humper Boguard, Eddie Murphy.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
Yeah Wow, all right, three movies, ready go, No doll
two all three? Yeah, three internal organs, ready.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Got loans the kidney damn man. Man, if I was
still giving away that brand new car for under five seconds,
you might just have had one can.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Well, that's the way love goes.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
I'm thinking about that last guy that he never came
and picked his up, so I still got one in
my office.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Not even talk about that one. It's a Kyle Petty
matchbox car. Say how big it was? Yes, that's part
of the problem.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
The attorneys recommend that we not talk about that.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Well, Ken, you got a big old prize package. You're
qualified for the eton a TV we're giving away. Man.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
You see can tooling around it. You and your Grove
Field right there on that little start, which.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Word of we're not supposed to talk about that.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
I can't hold old Jack. You'll get your information, buddy.
Speaker 5 (09:05):
All right, thank god for sure.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Right you have a real good day.
Speaker 17 (09:11):
Good morning love starved mortals Cupid here, you don't have
to make two million people fall in love at the
same time. Tune them into a big show with John
Boy and Billy. Trust me, there's enough of them to
go around. Sympathies to whoever gets stuck with Hanson. And
by the bye, you're welcome. H Good morning, A big
(10:03):
show is on the radio. Let's say here, got a
letter from Joseph Eckels from a Kochy Farms in Tennessee.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Let's see where we are here. He's a dairy farmer
from Union, West, Virginia. And they tune into us down
the calf barn to burthing pins listening to us. We'll
start their day with a good laugh. For three the point,
they had got a hosting cow who was very special
in the cow world. She's like Queen Elizabeth, and she's
so special she has her own bedroom or pin to
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lie in and eat and yes, listen to the big show.
So every morning they started milking about four point thirty.
She usually enters a parlor around five thirty or so.
After she gets milk, she goes out eat a little
silage from the big managers, managers, mangers. The big manager
we've got managers feeding her. He is, that's a special
col Yeah, And then she waits for my mother or
(10:57):
me to lead her to her special pin so she
can listen to the big show.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
So she listens to the big show.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
The rest of the day about ten thirty, and then
after we go off the air, she goes out into
the lot and eat some more.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Anywhere.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
She would love to hear her name on the Big Show.
Her name is Alanis Alana. She is classified as an
excellent ninety one. If you're in a Cowbills, I guess
you know what that means. Also, she will do a
guest shot. Joseph says, if we wanted her to come
down to the.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Studios, maybe she could play trideter fon.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
That's right, So hey, Alanis Alanis John Boyden Billy here
into a cow.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
If you've ever gotten a fan letter from a cow?
She just how he kept pausing.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
He expected that she's sitting there. He turned her head
looking at the radio like a dog. Does you gotta
ma have a cow?
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Run out side of been and wait to be let
in to listen to The Big Show has a special cow. Alanis,
you have a good day.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Good morning? The Big Show is on the radio. All right, yeah,
but I'll break you bay.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
We're gonna talk to her Randy Riddles, I'll breaking Christmas Show.
This is the week the first welcome a brand news
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Speaker 1 (13:52):
Get your face in the place. What go now? Okay,
good morning, that's Dan Higgins here.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Nothing makes my day like a chance to pop in
on John boyn Billy here on the Big Show. But
I don't come here just to see them I'm not
a gay. I come here for eye candy, Babs, Jackie
and Fader because Daddy's got a sweet tube.
Speaker 12 (14:16):
I was that too Blue.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Good morning, the big show is on the radio. Here
we are Wednesday morning. Welcome Randy Renolds my Moporation Christmas
Child's Marini's personal studio this morning.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Good morning, Randy, how are you this morning? Very good
you scat Rob John Body.
Speaker 14 (15:02):
Rob and his staff of firefighters across the city of
Charlotte have been heroes to Operation Christmas Child for a
long time.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Basically, thank you. It's good to be a part of
the program. And of course this is the week.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
This is it December the eighteenth through no November November eighteen,
say that would be.
Speaker 14 (15:20):
The eighteenth of November through the twenty fifth of November
through this coming Monday. There's still time to participate in
Operation Christmas Child. We're located in all fifty states across
the country open this week. We're looking for listeners to
go to the back of their closet and get an
old shoe box. Fill it with simple items small balls,
baby dolls for girls, school supplies, hygiene items, hard candy
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is fantastic, toothbrush is toothpaste. You take it to one
of these drop off locations around the country and Samarita's
person will do the rest of the work.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Socially helpful for the staff at the collection points, if
you'll put a rubber band around the lid of the
box to keep it closed. And if you don't have
one of their official boy girl check off the age,
write on a note boy or and the aide.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
That's right.
Speaker 14 (16:01):
You can determine very personally exactly who you want your
shoebox to go to. Boy or Girl two to four,
five to nine or ten to fourteen. You can also
print off these labels off the website. Listeners just need
to log onto the Big Show dot com and see
the Operation Christmas Child loco right there and connect to
all the information that you need to know.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Hey, listen to this.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
I got an email from Glenn Forrest out of New Bern,
North Carolina, just want to let you know. Last night,
my wife, two sons, and I went out and shop
for Operation Christmas Child. We all had a great time
picking out items for the three boys we shopped for.
Each of my boys had certain items they wanted included
in each box, plus necessities. My wife and I chose
getting back home was the best part. Laying out all
the goodies on the dining room floor and putting them
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in the boxes. This is the true joy this time
of the year, giving and not expecting anything return, just
as our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ gave to us.
Encourage everyone to spend a little time and money. Be
true ambassadors for America and for the Kingdom. Keep up
a good work. Pray for America. We'll pretend to pray
for y'all. Glenn Forest, Oh that's great.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Can't tell how great it makes you feel as a
parent to see how giving your own children are when they.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
It's like you tell them it's not given to get
you know, they experience that they given that to making
a differgent of child like across the world.
Speaker 14 (17:12):
So many people go into the store looking to shop
for one shoe box and come out with enough for three.
They get so excited about this. And this is, as
Glenn said in his email, an opportunity for us to
be an ambassadors from the United States. It's an opportunity
to show a child that someone in the United States
has not forgotten them, that Jesus loves them, that God
loves them, and someone in the United States loves them.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
I tell you.
Speaker 18 (17:35):
In the fire service, you see busy stuff year round,
some of the tragic, and this is great for us
to be able to participate, you know, because sometimes you
need a break from it all. And there's even a
firefighter from New York and to come down and help
out at the distribution plant. So we're great to be
a part of this here in Charlotte. And I know
firefighters look for something to do throughout the country. You
know that is not quite the emergency situation. This is
(17:56):
a great opportunity for that.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
You know, I appreciate you.
Speaker 14 (17:59):
More than fifty thousand individuals will be volunteering this year
in Operation Christmas Child here in the United States alone
and in nine other countries.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Right well, here it is Wednesday, So have you still
got time to get you boxes together?
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Through Monday?
Speaker 3 (18:11):
You go on the Big Show dot com and click
onto the link to find a location near you print
out five locations near to you when you put your
ZIP code in. If you don't have computer service, you
got a telephone one eight hundred three five three five
nine four nine.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
That's right. This is the week.
Speaker 14 (18:25):
This is a shopping this week.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Let's do it cam Ralph Givar Love tell you firefighters,
We'll do big.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
No one to be out there. Thank you very much,
keep us saying good morning.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
The Big Show is on your radio for this Wednesday morning,
no Vember their twentieth. We're again John o jail right here,
got these John o'villy gome on his entire crew and
all the Big Show fans. My name is Dan Booth,
and I'm glued to the radio every morning listen to
the Big Show. I just started listening a few months
ago because of one individual telling me about all the
crazy stuff y'all do to make somebody bust a gut laughing.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Now I can seem to turn the station. Well, this
person celebrated the birthday today.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
It says he's the one that got me listening, because
he's probably one shows biggest fans. One of guys wish
my happy birthday on every myself, all of his family
and friends. All right, here go Bill Payne, whor it's
for general fasters in Evans, Georgia. Bill Payn's birthday today.
So Bill, you're officially a Big Show root.
Speaker 8 (19:14):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
You're gonna be a big show root and if you
turn somebody onto the Big Show, that makes you a root.
It's kind of like a grassroots say. It's a good
thing here. Yeah, yeah, so Big Show route. Bill Payne
is having a birthday today. High birthday, Bill. Thanks a lot,
Dan Don, Thanks for listen, Don, Dan, Dan, Dan, thanks
for listen.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
All right you all ready, all right, here we go.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Let me see what we learned yesterday. Oh yeah, it
takes over a half million trees to supply North America
with one of these. And it was newspaper, newspaper, Sunday
newspaper to be specific.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
So here we go.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Well, here in the US, you can hardly imagine going
through life without one. But fifty percent of the Earth's
population have never used one, not even once.
Speaker 6 (19:57):
Oh what is the George Foreman grill? We could got
it two or three times a week.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
At my house. That is a good deal.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
But no, nothing, George Foreman brook. Fifty percent of the
earth population never used one?
Speaker 1 (20:10):
What you think? One?
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Eight hundred, Big Show, you're told, free line. Let's call
our calling nine, we'll go to we get a winter.
Let's do it. Good morning, this Big Showing already on
(20:46):
moving to your home day go.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Right now, I'm moving up to the dime.
Speaker 6 (20:51):
Yes, live across on my records, Chum.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Jumpy and now your host.
Speaker 6 (21:01):
His household is a test market for the new George
Foreman refrigerator.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
He's hun bar now just light out.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Hey, this's got Jerry out of sweet Water, Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
First up, How you doing, Jerry.
Speaker 8 (21:17):
Wine, John Boy, how you doing doing good?
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Buddy?
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Thank you mane well Jared in here in the US,
you can hardly imagine going through life without one, but
fifty percent of the Earth's population have never used one,
not even once.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
I'll be a bathroom show, I say, bathroom save. That's
why them people around the world are so uptight.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
I guess, I mean, I see what it means. I mean,
but wherever you use it, I guess that's the bathroom.
But maybe the world could be your bathroom. Thinking about
indoor plumbing, I guess what you're thinking about, hu jerr.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Hey, that's true, man, Hey, they want to enjoy you, guys.
I'm out here on the road driving the truck.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
You guys keep my day going.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Thank you, buddy. We appreciate you. Jerry, you keep between
the ditches.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
That buddy, all right, Tom boy, you and Billy have
good day, all.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Right, thank you very much.
Speaker 8 (22:01):
Man.
Speaker 3 (22:02):
Let's go to Melissa out of Columbia, South Carolina. Hey,
sweet Melissa.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Hi, I want to say television.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Okay, go ahead, show us television. You know, I bet
that's a lot higher. Actually, don't you think higher than
fifty percent of where you think? Maybe? I don't know,
it's possible.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Somebody look that up for me. I just won't be
able to nap today unless I find that.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
I look at that.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
You're right, but Lissa, thank you for playing with the sweetie.
Speaker 12 (22:33):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Okay, you have a good day. Let's go to Lenny
out of Making Georgia. Hello, Lenny, Lannie, Lannie.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Yeah, back at you.
Speaker 5 (22:43):
I won't get my name.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Right, Lannye. What'd you thinking? Lenny?
Speaker 8 (22:48):
I'm thinking that my my joke answer now was a
John boyn Billy CD. That's it. No, but my other
guests would have been an automobile.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
So show what's up Tom Old Bill'm planning this comedy
thing is a lot harder than that. Locky Edian's out
of work landing facts are playing with his buddy. Okay, Dan, Yeah,
I imagine that's allowed high and fifty percent too.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
I'll look it up. Okaye, look at that? Try Did
you finish with that?
Speaker 3 (23:20):
David out of Mount Pleasant, North Carolina is up.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Good morning, David, Good.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Morning, John Boy, Good morning, Billy, Randy morning Jackets.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
All right, buddy, David, what you're thinking? The telephone show
us a telephone? That's it?
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Percent tell the Earth's population never used the phone.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Unbelievable, that's it.
Speaker 5 (23:45):
Hey, look at you, David.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
This is sour Beef Chokes, the world's most political wrestler
with my personal ballet at made squeeze sweaty, buddy.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Don't squeeze me too tight, I might poo. You are adorable.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
And before every fight in or out of the ring,
we warm up with two of the greatest patriots on
the airwaves, the World Heavyweight tang Team Comedy Champions.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Party about that half part that John Boy and Billy
Big shall be.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Whatever you'll say, sweatye, let me give you a hug.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
I warned you.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
The big show is on the radio, says the goddamn
letter from Joseph from E. Cole Key Farms and Union, West, Virginia,
where alanis his prize cow eats first thing in the morning.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Where Alanis goes to party.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
In the morning, waits outside the pen with the big
show on the radio in it goes in, listens to
the show.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
My feeds David, this is for the cow. May we
do that? Am Listen? You're not half as nerve racked
as humans. Sometime anyway, there's an appearance for the cow. No, no, no,
this is a little fact.
Speaker 6 (25:26):
First, he wanted to knock us down to five thousand
watts at the beginning of the show a thousand. Now
he's gonna just cut out in the human part of
the audience entirely.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Well, Atlantis, my baby dog, cow, my fondness and interesting.
It was on this date in nineteen thirty nine Henry
Jeffers demonstrated his roto lacter. Now, that is a rotating
milking machine. Yes, the first automatic cow milking machine could
milk two hundred and forty cows an hour.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
It was the wilk Chamberlain of Farm Equipments. Back night
thirty nine. He said, yeah, Henry hooking it up, all right,
Alanis Messi Hill hold on here, I'm gonna hook this
up to you.
Speaker 8 (26:08):
All right.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Now, let's see what happens. Let it go. Is it working.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
All right?
Speaker 1 (26:15):
You're finished.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
I wonder if cows prefer the human milk and touch,
or or just some machines. One night, way to go
see Atlantis up there.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
That's a remote. Good morning. The Big Show was on
(27:06):
the radio. Yeah, go ahead, bout to die a live
bat phone. You know what we're doing. Let's see what
devergen this morning?
Speaker 7 (27:18):
Man?
Speaker 8 (27:20):
Hello, Hi, this you?
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Oh my life on the father now man job Bill here?
Speaker 8 (27:28):
Oh I said here you big old hey nold driving
no sticking knuckle dragon garrulous, garrulous It means given to prosy,
rambling or tedious moneylognother words.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Motor mount die new readers died just here already.
Speaker 8 (27:46):
Yeah, I was just sitting here on the commode increasing
my words.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Good for you. Now, what's Debord up too?
Speaker 8 (27:53):
I just got back in town last night. He been
going on a hunting trip for about a week.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Well where'd he go? Bad hunting and Canada?
Speaker 8 (28:01):
Yeah, yeah, I remember all Honkey Davenports outdoor superstore right
there on the bypass. We never bought that stupid dinner
costume a while there. Yeah. Yeah, Well they give away
this big prize. It's a week long spraying bear hunting
trip up in Saskatchewan with Old Honkey hisself and de one. Well, no,
not head one, who's not head This buddy arm he
(28:25):
called devertam mass him to go with him.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
They didn't invite you.
Speaker 8 (28:28):
Well, hey, we lived together. We ain't married. Beside, there
was a trip or two.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Okay, what did they get any bears?
Speaker 8 (28:34):
Yeah? I got one, but got killed done it?
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Oh boy, what's the deal?
Speaker 8 (28:39):
Well there were saysday's up for about four days. Didn't
see bear one the whole time. So that evening Old
Honkey broke out this big old deep frat turkey fire
and some comper tubing and hooked up a little makeshift
still cooked up aboutch of homemade shine, and the three
of them commenced to sit there and get blustered. Roser
(29:02):
the liquor didn't get along too good with all that
Honkey's original turkey jerkey they've been eating all day. Dever
says he walk up about four o'clock in the morning
and felt the call of the wild so sweet. He
gets up and stumbles out of the little cabin there
and walks out in the woods a little ways. Take
him a squaw.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
You know what can turn a phrase?
Speaker 8 (29:24):
I can't help it anyways, Debt scratch down there next
to this big old tree. All of a sudden, he
here's this low, puffy breathing sound coming from real close by.
A twig snapped right behind him. He turns around and
there stands a big old seven foot by. Oh, that's
what he says. So never just kind of froze there
(29:45):
for a second, and that bear started in with this
real low growling sound. Honkers his shoulder down and takes
off head right for Dever. Well, he figures his only
chance is to run for it, so he takes off
toward the cabin. He didn't have time to hitch up
his breeches, got it, He's kind of holding them together
while he runs.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
Well, that bear's.
Speaker 8 (30:07):
Closing fast, so Devers's really pouring it all but right
as he gets to the front porch of the cabin,
reaches out to open up the door, he had to
turn loose of his breeches to do it. Well, they
dropped down around his ankles, and he tripped and fell
flat on his face right in front of the door.
Aw man, that's what he said. Men, While the bar
had done built up so much speed, he tripped right
(30:29):
over delbor to land there and rolled right through the
door of the cabin where Honkey and Notthead was. So
what did he do the same thing I would have done.
He reached up and shut the door. Then he run around,
checked on the window and said, okay, y'all skin now
and I'll bring you another.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
So Honky and Notthead killed the bear.
Speaker 8 (30:50):
Well, both of them got scratched up right fierce. But
old Nighthead he's a mean drunk. Tell him about ten
minutes before he cleaned. Old Yogie's clim right. Good, Hunky's
having him stuck. He's gonna put it up in the store.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Can't wait to see that.
Speaker 8 (31:03):
Yeah, not here took a real good picture of Debritt
laying there with the bear. After it's all over, h
the bear, they dragged him out on the porch, got
Debritt crossed down beside him with his britches hold down
over his butt. I'll send you one. Hey, that's not
gonna run here. Man, Grizzly Adams is fixing to go
to what you're gonna see later? Yeah, well you tell him,
I said, uh huh, I don't know what you mean
(31:25):
by y'all keep saying up By God.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Good morning, and you got the big show on the radio.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
More chances you to win coming up after your news,
weather and the board.
Speaker 9 (31:42):
This is Donald Trump and you're listening to the big
Show on the radio. John Boy and Billy. These guys
are tremendous right now. That the number one John Boy
and Billy I've ever heard. And I know a lot
of John Boy and Billy, trust me, a tremendous amount
of John Boy and Billy's.
Speaker 12 (31:57):
And there's some smaller shows.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
But this is the big show. It's the big show
on your radio.
Speaker 19 (32:02):
I think that's how John Boyce says, it's a big
show on the radio.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
A good morning to you yours from the Big Show,
Larry the cable guys in the studio and trying to
feel good about myself by using one of my radio
voices and cragging about being at the White House. When
I met a friend of his from Florida, he said
he's met the President six times, kind of like Forrest
Gump moving around there.
Speaker 12 (32:57):
You have not that's right, I am over there.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
I know something to say up these buds. Would some
of the Secret Service agent You can't believe him. She
don't tell me. I am rain. I'll get on the phone.
You'd be disappeared and on and you range.
Speaker 16 (33:15):
I like that, you disappear like I said, the rims
and a puff daddy contry. That's right, that was old
Frank Lover you met.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Up there, Yeah fright.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
You said you were his best man, and you gave
a toast, and you just mortified this entire family.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Anyway, anyone we give a toast.
Speaker 16 (33:33):
I stood up and I go and never forget when
I met with his wife, she was just over behind
the ums. I come up and give her little slabs
of meat. The family's kind of staring at me. You know,
they didn't know what in the world was going on.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Like us, Right, hilarious. I'm glad you hear, buddy. Have
you got the next couple hours free?
Speaker 16 (33:57):
I sure did. I supposed to be here earlier. I
told you i'd be here between hours and seven and
eight thirty, So I hear pretty good.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
A right good.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
You hit it on time, man, We'll hang out with us.
We're gonna we're gonna do the rest of this big show.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
I'm ready to go.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
Alright, good morning, you got a big show right here
on the radio. John Boyvilla, the Gang, Larry cable guy
in here with us, we'll head toward the Curne Vince quiz.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Give you these sway to join the winners take seats.
All right, that's the deal.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
But next we're gonna do uh, Larry's gonna read a
letter from Uglagla.
Speaker 16 (34:24):
I've been I've been sponsoring this new guinea pigmy.
Speaker 12 (34:29):
For three years.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
See again, you're lying.
Speaker 16 (34:33):
And let me tell you that's a that's a rip
off too, because I've been sending him money for fifty
cents a day for three years. I get a letter
in the mail the other day said that he busted
up a bunch of crap and I gotta pay for
the damages. Believe that seven million pigmies they got the
gang member. Now I gotta fly down there, go to
(34:55):
parent teacher conference.
Speaker 3 (34:59):
All right, hang on, well, let's get called her now
one hunter, big show playing for the prize pack as
cernavns quiz.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Let's do it.
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