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November 22, 2024 37 mins

Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, John Boy shares some of the stupid things people have asked “dear Abby”.. - JD’s 24-Hour Store is having “No Particular Reason” sale.. - The Not Ready for Drive-Time Players have a script entitled, “A Whale of a Tale”.. - We’ll have Randy Riddle from the Samaritan’s Purse in to talk about Collection Week going on now for Operation Christmas Child.. - Ever wonder why the plans for a John Boy & Billy movie went silent? - We’ll reveal the answer.. - Legendary musician Warren Haynes pays us a visit in the studio and it is uh-maze-ing!.. - and we’ll wrap things up with another letter from a listener!

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning. Hey, it's to night you boy, Rick Flair,
and we're talking.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
About the John morn Village Big Show, I say, the
big Show.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
And every morning they'd be styling and profiling.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Good morning, every Bobby. It's Friday, man. I woke of
this morning, you know, and I was hoping it was Saturday.
But the only thing that kept me going was knowing
that tomorrow is gonna be Saturday.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
And I hope I think it's Friday.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
Today is Thursday.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Ah no, no, you have me there for a minute.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah, So Friday morning, all right, So let's everybody, let's
put in a good day's work today, no matter what
your job is.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Let's be the best that we can be.

Speaker 5 (01:22):
And no fighting.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Let's be the army of one. It's Friday.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
It's Friday week less fine and Thanksgiving.

Speaker 5 (01:31):
Indeed, that's only Indian greeting, y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yeah, pretty sweet, Pretty sweet in the holiday time, then
less than on Christmas starting next Friday.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
By the way, wherever y'all hit my trumpet.

Speaker 6 (01:48):
You took it home, Herbert, don't you remember you were
going to take it home and teach your youngest how
to play.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Oh man, Jackie, lend me a message at the house, remind.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Me to I gotta find that thing.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
Give me good news yesterday. You're gonna love this now.

Speaker 6 (02:01):
I've been told people who can play the trumpet can
move over to other brass instruments.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Just as well.

Speaker 6 (02:06):
The little music stores going out of business. They got
a great seale right now on a french horn.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah, I can play the french horn. Let me buy it,
go for it.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
I'd rather hear that it doesn't have his shrill of
a tone, you know.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Yeah, yeah, and plus and plus you take your fist
when you play the french horn.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
You put your fist in the end of it.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Ah, you know what actologists for player, that's what you do.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
That's what you do. They get that mute desermn.

Speaker 5 (02:31):
So anytime he picks it up, we can go kram it.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
And you know, does the french horn and the trumpet transfer?

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Oh yeah, yeah. I played the french horn in the
orchestra in high school. Oh yeah, yeah, hello, Hey what
else the game? My music comes first?

Speaker 7 (02:44):
Buddy, gone boy, Ah.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
That would be perfect french horn for the Christmas tunes?

Speaker 8 (02:56):
All right?

Speaker 2 (02:57):
It was seven all right, Well, it'll be well worth
your investment. Bank of the joy.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
I knew it, the joy that I can bring you
for only a small sum of seven hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Perfect. I'm not sure that'd be the point he'd bail out.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
No, I'm going to turn it into his expenses.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Oh no, that would be your Christmas present to me.
Have you already got my Christmas present?

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (03:20):
Perfect? All right, now you see you're starting to think
about that one. Now, wait a minute.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
You just gave me a little some bread.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
No, no, no.

Speaker 5 (03:27):
This would It's just something to open on Christmas.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
About polishing with Hey, who's that boy that clean my
trumpet last year?

Speaker 4 (03:36):
That's my nephew Brandon.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah yeah, brand and thank you brand on saying about
you so already.

Speaker 6 (03:41):
Go a bathtub with you know, all kinds of acidic
chemicals because it was too icky to touch it right,
and dunked it in the top.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
It hadn't been cleaned about fifteen years. His mother, his.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
Mother, my sister in law, punished him for leaving an
ugly ring.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
My Trump left a ring around about that.

Speaker 5 (03:58):
Wouldn't come out if you're a Trump, has ever left.

Speaker 8 (04:00):
A ring around the bath?

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Alright?

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Dd Well, good say, I'm telling you man, getting in
the holiday spirit.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
This is a perfect time for y'all. Okay, all right.

Speaker 5 (04:11):
You know and what's unspoken there is, so don't scrut
up lizards.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Yeah, just take your harder money, buy me a French
horn yo blind lemon plage. Yes, yeah, oh all right,
Well that's so much for our first thing this morning,
we'd cover some Stufflet's back off, regroup, have a cup
of coffee. Will tell you the prize package for you
all to get excited about. So you listen to our
three days in history coming up for jumping them up

(04:38):
and give you a chance up.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Playing minutes. Good morning, a big shows on the radio.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Here you go with three days in history of compromise,
our three categories of this outburst game. We're getting ready
to play on a state. In eighteen fifty nine, a
French athlete named Jules Leotarditarle Leotard. He formed the world's
first flying trapee circus act in Paris. Leotard also designed

(05:07):
the thongs. Wow, I was just kidding, of course, he
tight one piece outfit that bears his name.

Speaker 5 (05:14):
You're thinking of Jonahs thong his birthdaysn.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Jonah's song yeah, talking about it.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
So jewels Leotard, which also came to know the family
Jewels was his first family.

Speaker 5 (05:25):
I caught it the leotard.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Look, you can see my jewels. He was on his day.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
In nineteen thirty three, the lock Ness Monster was photographed
for the first time by a man named Hugh Gray.
Gray clicked on five photos of what appeared to be
an odd creature of considerable size bobbing around the Scottish lake.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
The photos have since been proven to be a hoax.

Speaker 5 (05:49):
Was it like one of the guys refere he died
the doctor's photos fessed on his death bed.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Was that right?

Speaker 2 (05:54):
You know? Ernest T.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Bass did the same thing and returned to Maybury out
in Meyers Lake.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Was old monster, No way.

Speaker 5 (06:00):
It was from the Chinese, from the Chinese restaurant.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah, kind of favorite. And I never trusted that new guy.
The new guy that was in Maybury.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
You know, he wasn't even born, you know then he
was a little younger.

Speaker 5 (06:13):
He was like the guy you would see in an
episode of Scooby Dude. You know, you knew he was
up good.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
It was on this date in nineteen fifty five the
worst paid attendance football game is played between Washington State
and San Jose State. Because of high winds and the
temperature of zero degrees fahrenheit, there was a total of
one person with a paid ticket and attendance.

Speaker 5 (06:35):
What tub does a game start? What time can you
get here?

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Diehard used by powers of prediction to stage that that
record will be beaten by the path there sometimes this.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Year one person paid attendants and it'll be you.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
You'll set for one play and then get up and
leave it. It's like our buddy handsn't see when he's
working the soccer team down in Atlanta.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
He said, Uh so bad. Let's take out a turnstile,
put in a guest book.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
All right man that was in by rast for soccer
called on Yeah, okay, all right, anyway, yo, I.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
See legs up.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
You want to play for this biking prize baggage? Come
on one eight hundred big show you told free line
Colin and I will play next.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Good Morning the big shows on the radio. Before we
get into it, says John Moore, The psychics.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Used these same tricks that were developed, established and used
very effectively by televangelists through the years. Oh like from
Ernest as Les, remember turnes come, I out o.

Speaker 7 (08:06):
Conspirations and this man's body.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
And that's why Randy good to Doug and sill Mike. Upburst.
Let's play upburst.

Speaker 5 (08:20):
It's the game that anyone can win.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
John Boy, Billy give you.

Speaker 5 (08:30):
Let's go contested number one.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
This should really be alone on both sides.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Up have a.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
You want talking to God, they will talk to come.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Oh there you go, Anna, Parkersburg, West Virginia. Men days
on the line we.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Shot.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Mandy will tell us the truth, he Mandy, Hi, Hey know, Mandy.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
How are you doing this morning?

Speaker 7 (09:01):
Pretty good?

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Good? What are you doing?

Speaker 7 (09:03):
I'm at work?

Speaker 4 (09:04):
All right? Oh we already work being quiet too.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
What do you do, Mendy?

Speaker 4 (09:07):
What do you work? Where do you work?

Speaker 1 (09:09):
I work at public debt?

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Public debt is apasury.

Speaker 5 (09:14):
Oh we're on the other end of that. We're trying
to work some all we got some private debt problems.
All right, Well, Mandy, let's see if you can join
the winners here this morning. Okay, okay, here we go.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
What was that first one? I was trying to think
along with myself and I didn't follow. Oh yeah, yeah,
mister Leotard. We need three things you might see at
a circus, ready to go.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Trappy tigers and elephants. Oh my right, see now I
was saying long, I was maybe three tight pieces of clothing, or.

Speaker 5 (09:44):
Three things that ain't being tarred.

Speaker 6 (09:46):
Listen if you want to, if you want to start
writing these, I'd love to.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
No, I won't tell me no, just mindy. I wanted
to hear Mendy describe.

Speaker 5 (09:53):
Three tight I think we should do that though for
a week. We should let Johnny come up. We should
read the day in history and let Johnny come up
with the cat.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
You got it right now with these final all right,
all right, let's see uh what we got locked next?

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Monster? Give me three monsters, ready go?

Speaker 5 (10:10):
The Lockness Monster, Bigfoot, and the Snowman.

Speaker 4 (10:13):
All right, man, one of my favorite, the Domino Snowman.

Speaker 5 (10:21):
He's at with the big beer gut. They photographed him
all the time because he couldn't move fast enough to
get away from the camera.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
I need to get out in the sun a little bit. Yeah, alright,
that was good.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
So what did you have?

Speaker 3 (10:33):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (10:33):
You had three mythical beasts? Yea for your same category,
same thing.

Speaker 9 (10:38):
I got dizzy just standing up out of the snow
bang book.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
And now we're up to the worst paid football game,
were the worst attended football game?

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Yeah, worst attended football game one person.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
So, uh, give me three things that you wouldn't go to.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Mindy, ready, go.

Speaker 7 (10:58):
Horse racing?

Speaker 10 (10:59):
Stawgrease the.

Speaker 11 (11:02):
Horse.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
She don't want to know what was wrong with phil Hockey?
You got something against masculine women?

Speaker 5 (11:18):
And how could you not like a dog race? Come on,
that's cool.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
What about them pig racing at the fair like we
were at.

Speaker 4 (11:26):
Yeah, they just had that Converts fair. Oh they've added
something to it. Did you see? They've added water the
water and swim for about eight feet.

Speaker 9 (11:39):
Some of them slow down to stop and blow up
the little water wings.

Speaker 6 (11:42):
And there's always one that doesn't want to swim, and
the guy goes over and kicks it in.

Speaker 4 (11:47):
The water, of course.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
All right, well man, congratulations, thank you so much for
playing with this first thing this morning. You keep up
the good work over there at Public Debt. Tell you bosses,
we said the hug. All right, you're trying to get
in trouble saying to take your radio away.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
We need you to be there for really. Heng on
Jackie her some girls work for a living.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Good morning. A big show is on the radio. Let's
get in your news wad us boys friends.

Speaker 6 (12:15):
This is your good friend Oral Rogers bringing you the
Big Show right here on this.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Morning radio program.

Speaker 9 (12:21):
Asking you if you're having some problems, put your hands
upon the radio and come.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Good morning. The Big Show is on the radio.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Thank you, Bakeyshelle, listener, Donnie Pison and some Dear Abby letters.
Listen to these, y'all. Dear Abby, I have a man
I never could trust. He'd cheats so much I'm not
even sure this baby I'm caring is his. Dear Abby,
I'm a twenty three year old liberated woman who has
been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive,

(13:21):
and I think my boyfriend should share half the costs,
but I don't know him well enough to discuss money
with him.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
Dear No, Dear Abby, Dear.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
Abby, I suspected that my husband had been fooling around,
and when I confronted him with the evidence, he denied
everything and said it would never happen again. Dear heavy,
Dear Abby, our son writes that he is taking judo.
Why would a boy who was raising a good Christian
home turn against his own religion? Dear Abby, I joined

(13:53):
the navy to see the world. I've seen it now,
How do I get out? My forty year old son
has been paying a psychiatrist fifty dollars an hour every
week for two and a half years. He must be
crazy to Hererabby, you think it would be all right
if I gave my doctor a little gift. I tried

(14:15):
for years to get pregnant and cutn't and he finally
did it. Deerrabby, My mother is mean and short tempered.
I think she is going through her mental palls finally,
dear Abby, you told some woman whose husband had lost
all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well,

(14:35):
my husband lost all interest in sex years ago, and
he is a doctor.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
Good morning, a big show. It's on the radio.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
All right, here's our first man in the hours. Ladies
and gentlemen, lipless come on here and lipless, Hey.

Speaker 8 (15:19):
Y'all want he man, Hey, rady, hey.

Speaker 9 (15:21):
Yacky, hey, al money that Hi, hailer.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
I'll shurt like you.

Speaker 5 (15:29):
I get in the good shuff impersonation, curl shatter a right, Colonel.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
White White hoy wo wo woko, It says, all right there, yes.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
Hockey, I got with hoy here woy. How does white
tyson cry, had her.

Speaker 5 (15:48):
Heck, why does Mike Tyson cry after some I'm guessing
it's the pepper spray.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
Your head called? He happy? Why war?

Speaker 1 (16:02):
He feured he might never get Why what do a
Hansus hornado and hey, no horse haveing?

Speaker 2 (16:10):
Calm?

Speaker 5 (16:11):
We'll do a Kansas tornado and a Mississippi divorced have
in common. They both involve somebody losing a trailer.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Very good, right, I had uh something outside saying it
sounded like a hrane.

Speaker 5 (16:26):
There's somebody outside. Remember this is a Mississippi and they
hossibly have here suf?

Speaker 2 (16:35):
Well this?

Speaker 4 (16:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Yeah? Why do chicken coop have? Who do?

Speaker 5 (16:45):
Why do chicken coops have two door boards? Because if
they had four, they'd be chicken sedan.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Car? I had none? Sho chicken door none?

Speaker 5 (16:58):
Chickens can't open?

Speaker 2 (17:01):
Well wait a minute, I wanted to say, hood, Yeah
you didn't. Really, you don't argue with you? Are you
arguing with me or yourself? I don't argue with GM
a worse man?

Speaker 5 (17:12):
And isn't that a hopeful?

Speaker 4 (17:13):
Say?

Speaker 2 (17:14):
There's a difference what hang on onion in a wan show?

Speaker 5 (17:17):
The difference between an onion and a banjoe. Nobody cries
when you cut up a banjo.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
You know what Joe ward I had? You can Hickey,
whoa would only eat one?

Speaker 5 (17:30):
You can pick it both, crew, Harry Honey exactly what's
the definition? And hurd On what's the definition of an
in turner optimism? A banjo player with a beeper?

Speaker 8 (17:49):
Why you get right away? Up ahead?

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Oh so it works at Al Gore for hestant all
you can't read. I don't know how you tonight.

Speaker 5 (18:01):
Headline wrapped right on the pages of Today's.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
How You understanding? Way, Helen both Rope, I don't got here,
I say ye lovels.

Speaker 5 (18:13):
He's gonna get on out of here by cut up right,
he said, shut up right?

Speaker 2 (18:20):
Hey, good morning. The big shows on the radio.

Speaker 12 (18:27):
Well, well, well you've obviously got nothing better to do,
or maybe you're just not smart enough to change the dial.
Whatever the reason you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Huh they won m good Friday morning.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
Everybody got a big showing already about ten out of
the hour coming up on John boyd Jeverary time was
Happy Birthday, Terry Edwards.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Yeah, from your watering hole, buddies.

Speaker 5 (19:27):
Terry, you're watering hole buddies, watering hole, buddy, watering hole, buddy,
watering hole buddies.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Where are you all going later? You old bubbly and thrifty.
Happy birthday, Terry.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
All right, then let's see, uh gonna have our hour
of music today, little yeah, Big Show part of music.
Warren Haynes with the Almond Brothers Government mule Man. He
can flat pigment Nashville session artists for a long time,
play with fish, Phil Ashen friends. He'd been around. So
we got music coming up here I'm talking about Uh so, y'all.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
Huh hang on now.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
A brand new playhouse acted down in about thirty minutes
from right now.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
God, hangout, good morning.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
The Big Show is on the radio. All right, it's
down bo gebity time right now. According to the latest results,
this is now the world's most popular fruit.

Speaker 5 (20:21):
Who is that guy that plays a neighbor on Will
and Grace? I can't think of his neck?

Speaker 2 (20:28):
No, no, that kind of fruit.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Oh okay, Well, y'all think the world's most popular fruit,
think worldwide one eight hundred big show.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
You're told free line helting John, what's so recall her night?

Speaker 1 (20:40):
We'll go to we get the winter let's do it.

(21:04):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio. Did
a come brand new John ober To play house, Warren
Haynes at the studio, when all my brothers come my mules,
guy can pick y right now, it's time.

Speaker 13 (21:19):
Yes, live boy across, I'm a rock. It's Jeffrepardy right
out your host. He knows he's not a fruit. He
says he tried it one time and didn't like it.
He needed a ride home. I'm just kidding. He didn't
really need to ride.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
He's John More.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
Hello, Michelle out of Vicksburg, Mississippi. Wasn't a wide world's
going on with you.

Speaker 14 (21:45):
I'm just on my way to work.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
I had a girl listen to the big show.

Speaker 15 (21:49):
Oh yeah, I.

Speaker 16 (21:50):
Listened out every morning.

Speaker 13 (21:51):
I can't believe I got through here.

Speaker 8 (21:52):
You are, baby.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
You donna say hey to somebody.

Speaker 5 (21:55):
Yeah, I want to say hey to Roy and Tyler.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
Okay, good work, Michelle.

Speaker 4 (21:59):
Well.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
According to the latest results, this is now the world's
most popular fruit.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
Orange show us orange.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
No orange is actually number three, the third most popular fruit.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
Okay, all right, Michelle, thank you baby.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Let's go to Thomas out of Gulf Board in Mississippi.
We're moving around Mississippi this morning, Thomas.

Speaker 11 (22:24):
How you doing that? John boy?

Speaker 8 (22:25):
Got that boat?

Speaker 2 (22:26):
That's old, Thomas, that you mane oh.

Speaker 11 (22:28):
I'm still trying to hang in there, John Boy, like
you buddy else.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Had a boy, Thomas. You you got to touch man.
You've been getting to a lot lately.

Speaker 14 (22:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (22:36):
I don't know how I did that today, any day
for that amount of John Boy, you know that's hard
to do. You're right, But I'll tell you what.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
You got it down now. Maybe one day you'll actually
win something.

Speaker 11 (22:48):
Well, you know, one of these days, age.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
You keep at it.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Well, let's see if today's the day, Thomas, world's most
popular fruit.

Speaker 11 (22:58):
I'm gonna have to say, banana.

Speaker 9 (23:00):
Show us banana, yeah, correct.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
Direct, huh yeahh man, how about that?

Speaker 11 (23:11):
I don't know, man, something's happening.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
As it feel to win. There you go, banana.

Speaker 11 (23:17):
It was pretty good at you about nine times?

Speaker 8 (23:20):
That's good man.

Speaker 11 (23:22):
Oh yeah, well.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
That's that's a deal, Thomas, That a boy. Banana's number one,
that's odd. I don't think you know bananas we're that
do you know world wide? Or banana's in like in
Africa and stuff? If we say yes, can we move on?

Speaker 17 (23:36):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (23:36):
All right, banana's number one, apples, number two, oranges, then
watermelons and then plain tains pains.

Speaker 5 (23:44):
That's like that, a big giant, those big giant green
looking bananas you see sometimes in the Sulu.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
Yeah, I just thought they wouldn't ripe yet.

Speaker 5 (23:50):
No, it's just it's a different It's related to the banana,
and I might eaten one.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
See would you pull that off from.

Speaker 10 (23:57):
How Man.

Speaker 11 (24:01):
To go real? Well? Uh huh okay, appreciate, proud of you,
Thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
Man.

Speaker 5 (24:07):
I'm proud of myself the way he says your name,
John Boy Boy, I didn't come here to be made.

Speaker 8 (24:16):
Hello, Dom.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Good more than everybody. The Big Show is right here
on the radio.

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Speaker 2 (27:05):
First of all, young uns find out what makes shit.

Speaker 5 (27:08):
Happy, don't be a feller?

Speaker 17 (27:10):
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Get you hinding on down to j D's twenty four
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Boy Names? Thanks to beg Sha on the radio. Y'all

(28:03):
talk about me like you talk about other people.

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Know I am in here?

Speaker 6 (28:05):
Oh yeah, definitely, I know. Y'all get on some girls
we have you may as well know we have code names.
Sometimes you think we're talking about somebody else, but we're
actually talking about you right in front of it, and
you laugh alone.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
Girls. Randy called her the Uni brow.

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Well she has one eyebrown. I don't mean over one eye,
I mean.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
It goes.

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Oh yeah, oh the one looks like yall sister Yeah,
Brad Shawna.

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Just go look in the mirror.

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Don't be throwing hissy fits?

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for you a ready, ma'am, sobo they're ready?

Speaker 4 (29:04):
Ready, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (29:05):
Okay, quite on the set. Welcome to John Boy and
Billy Playhouse. Today's episode a whale of a Tale. Our
story opens one warm spring day in nineteen sixty five
at Justin Wilson Elementary School in Thibodeau, Louisiana.

Speaker 15 (29:28):
Okay, cheering, simming down now, time to start the listen.
I want all y'all to take out your suns book,
stop you laughing signs today, sim it down. Today, we're
going to talk some more about mamals.

Speaker 7 (29:47):
What about about whom?

Speaker 15 (29:51):
Oh mama's marvels. Mammles? Who can tell me? Who can
tell me what we learn about mamals? Yesterday?

Speaker 9 (30:00):
I know, yes, you got back.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Up my mouth and the other teachers my mouth got
the warm blood.

Speaker 7 (30:14):
Some got hand on that body, somewhere and they give
birth to their children's and laugh.

Speaker 8 (30:19):
Not in the egg.

Speaker 15 (30:22):
Man. Good use that.

Speaker 14 (30:27):
Man.

Speaker 15 (30:27):
Nice to see someone paying attention around here.

Speaker 8 (30:30):
Won't you say?

Speaker 15 (30:35):
What is the largest mammal? What is what is the
largest mammo on the earth?

Speaker 16 (30:46):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (30:46):
I know that, No, I believe it's that one.

Speaker 15 (30:50):
Yeah that man woodroo boodo, y'all you said you know
that was?

Speaker 3 (30:57):
Yes, I did.

Speaker 9 (31:01):
The largest mamau is the well.

Speaker 16 (31:04):
Mamow exactly right now, the well he looked like a
big fish, but it actually a.

Speaker 15 (31:10):
Mammal yo nerve racking money. Actually, Mama, what else can
you tell me about him?

Speaker 9 (31:18):
They shuck that fret intro a hole in the top
of their head right again. Hey, they're so big they
can swallow a man in one big BikeE hold on,
hold on now what I said? They can swallow man
in one big bike.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Ain't ain't got to chew them up none.

Speaker 15 (31:36):
Boy, Where you get a crazy idea like that from
the Bible?

Speaker 9 (31:40):
Well, hey, old Jonland had him in the up belly
Patrina and Trenai.

Speaker 15 (31:43):
Well, now song the Bible ain't exactly no science book.

Speaker 9 (31:47):
Oh here we go, it's on.

Speaker 7 (31:52):
My daddy done told me watch out for you. He
said that Miss Jacob, she got them, big mam. She
wanted them what you call secular humanoid.

Speaker 16 (32:06):
Boy, what I think about religion ain't got nothing to
do with teaching school that it.

Speaker 7 (32:11):
Told me you say that, he said, when the Serene
Court you got out of the Louisiana public school system,
Miss Jacob was one of them people in the newest
paper saying they did the right thing.

Speaker 16 (32:23):
People got all different kind of opinion on religion. I'm
teaching science.

Speaker 4 (32:30):
She's something that sound like one of the kids fromself part.

Speaker 9 (32:34):
But the first thing out of your mouth you saying
the Bible ain't scientific.

Speaker 15 (32:38):
Look a weill got a gag, big mouth.

Speaker 9 (32:43):
You have a good time with you.

Speaker 15 (32:45):
But the truth is really small, too small for a
man feeding. They eat little bitty teens called plinkton a.
Will ain't never swallowed nobody home?

Speaker 9 (32:53):
Okay, then what was it swallowing Old Johna in the Bible?

Speaker 15 (32:57):
I ain't dritting no opinion on that.

Speaker 7 (32:59):
Well, now, I reckon when I get to heaven, I'll
just ask old Jonah what kind of animal it was
walling him up?

Speaker 16 (33:05):
Okay, you do that, But let me ask you this.
What if you get to heaven and he ain't there.
What if old Jonah don't going to Hell?

Speaker 9 (33:12):
Well, then I reckon.

Speaker 8 (33:13):
You can ask you what kind of.

Speaker 5 (33:23):
We hope even enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse? You
didn't can Next time we'll hear the crusty old lawyer
from the A C O.

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You say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.

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Ye, more than everybody. The Big Show is on the radio.
Still a lot more coming at you.

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Hey, hey listener, my name is Man Folly.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
I ain't a motivational thinker, am thirty five years old.

Speaker 6 (34:03):
I am right divoor in every morning I listen to
Young Boy and Billy on the Big Show.

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When I wake up in a vyn river.

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Go on and laugh and.

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Leave the radio work.

Speaker 8 (34:48):
Good Onring.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
The Big Show is on the radio. That's welcome.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
Randy Rendel Operation Christmas Child Course with Samarica's first in
the studio live whether us this morning, Good morning.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
Randy, good morning, how are you this morning? Very good?

Speaker 1 (34:57):
And on the phone, we have a guess live from
South Africa? Greg Carston, Good morning, Greg.

Speaker 14 (35:04):
Good morning, how you guys doing We're doing good?

Speaker 2 (35:07):
How you doing.

Speaker 14 (35:10):
Very well? I brings back fond memories of my time
with you in February earlier this year.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
That's right, remember that, Greg, Well, you sounded like you're
doing good, buddy, very good.

Speaker 14 (35:19):
So EFIC is a great place to be.

Speaker 10 (35:21):
Greg Carson is our field representative down there in Cape Town,
South Africa. He's one of the guys who travels around
his region and oversees the distribution of these shoebox gifts
to children. We're looking to send an Antonov two twenty five.
This is the largest airplane built in the world.

Speaker 11 (35:37):
Huge.

Speaker 10 (35:38):
It is huge, and it is built to carry military
weapons and we're gonna fill it up with gifts of
love with shoebox gifts. We're gonna send it from JFK
International Airport all the way to Antebbi, Uganda.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Man.

Speaker 14 (35:50):
Yeah, that's very exciting. We've been visiting with the guys
and a gain. I've just come back from them and
there's huge excitement there. I've also just made a trip
to Medagasca Day in Mozambique, where we visited an orphanage
where they'll be like four hundred and ten children and
just a heartbreaking scene and great excitement at the anticipation
of these gifts. Arriving shortly.

Speaker 10 (36:09):
That is so neat that around the world coming together
for this too. Our collection week here in the United
States ends on Monday. It ends on Monday, so there's
time today through the weekend. We have locations across the
United States who have opened their doors for Operation Christmas
Child to collect these shoebox gifts, and.

Speaker 4 (36:26):
You can find that address on the website.

Speaker 6 (36:28):
Navigate over to the Big Show dot com, click on
the link for the Operation Christmas Child and you'll find
all the information you need.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Now.

Speaker 6 (36:33):
A lot of folks are driving to school right now
with their kids in the car. Look over at your kids, kids.
I want you to look at your parents. Tell them
you want to do this.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
Tell them you're gonna hold your bread.

Speaker 6 (36:43):
You want to go this weekend, either after school today
or one day that's bin.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
Get it loaded up.

Speaker 10 (36:48):
This is something that anybody can do. If you're five
years old or ninety five years old, you can do this.
You can put as much or as little into a
shoebox as far as money is concerned as you want.
You can go to the store or you can go
to Neiman Marcus and fill a shoebox gift. The result
will be the same. The child will receive a lifetime
of hope in the good news of Jesus Christ, but

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they'll receive this moment of joy, a gift of love
from the United States that tells them that someone has
remembered them this year.

Speaker 14 (37:16):
There you go, absolutely if your shoebox has a child
waiting at down end of the world for it and
just has an amazing impact on their lives, and not
only of them, but also their families of course, not
just for them.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
That's neat. Greg.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
Thank you for your work, buddy. Hope we see you
in person sometime soon for sure.

Speaker 14 (37:32):
Thank you very much. Opportunity to share with you this morning.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
All right, buddy, So go to the Big Show dot
com or you can call Information Samaritan's Purse eight hundred
and three five three five nine four nine. We've been
around the world stepping up our America. Is us right
here this weekend?

Speaker 2 (37:46):
Alrighty, Randy, Thank you, buddy, Thank you for having us. Okay,
so I guess we'll see your money. That's right.

Speaker 10 (37:50):
Well, things on Monday and we'll get some reports from
around the country on how Operation Christmas Child is doing.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
Cohill, buddy, you have a good week Hend We'll see
your money.
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