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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi, Big Show fans. Randy Hear with the Quick Show.
Note this is an encore edition of The John Boy
and Billy Big Show. This one originally aired on November
twenty first, twenty nineteen. And since it is Thanksgiving, may
I say from all of us at the Big Show,
to all of you who listen to our show and
have subscribed to our podcast, thank you.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
We are grateful. Cogna on Madam. It is Thursday, November
twenty first, one week from Thanksgiving. Now thankful Crude, John Bown,
Billy Pillars, Terry Tator. Jaggie's still down and out, she
is getting better. Thanks y'all going about our girl Jackie right?
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And I got to go on behind glass morning and Andrew.
Today is National Red Mitten Day. It represents Canadian Olympic Pride. Okay.
Today is National Stuffing Day. Thanksh having day right around
the corner and traditional part of Thanksgiving dinner. We don't
know about stuffing.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
It's not one I'm weird Canadian holiday. No, that's Boxing Day,
Stuffing day.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
And today is National Gingerbread Cookie Day. In little while
since has some gingerbread Yeah, good ones hard to find?
All right, good gingerbread Okay, so he's some stuffing, have
gingerbread cookie and have Canadian pride two out of three
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and three days in history. With saving us outbursts, we'll
get the first prize pack out and get you ready
to win. Wake up, Big Shoe's on the radio. Good
morning John Boone, Bill of the Gang. Here first prize
pack for you to win a one hundred dollars gift
card from the Home Depot. The job of a pro
is changing. There are more jobs within a job, less
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bringing you the things you need to get the job
done easier, faster and up to your standards. Capabilities like
same day delivery, old and trug Reynolds and job locked quantities.
The home Depot more saving, more doing. Look at our
three dates in history where we get our categories. Here's
the party you think along with us. November twenty first,
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nineteen sixty eight, Harlow Guthrie's classic sixty song Alice's Restaurant
was released a twenty two minutes single covered everything from
Thanksgiving dinner to litter. Tune was later made into a
movie of the same name. Did they might ever see
that I've never seen. I'm sure we all. I had
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a friend growing up. Oh, Bobby Austin knew every word
to Alice's restaurant and you'd have to sing it. I
have just sat there for twenty two minutes.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
It's that an American pie. There's always word in the crowd.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Right, yeah, all right. On this date in nineteen seventy six,
Vernon Bass of Sarasota, Florida eight six hundred and eighty
four oysters in twenty minutes, and.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
It was later made it to a movie.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
It was a world record back then. But volume oyster
eating is no longer again a sanctioned record event. Did
you know that I've been practicing all this time? And
finally was on this date in twenty thirteen, two men
who had been offering free hugs in the Saudi capital
of a raidad. They had hoped to bring happiness to
strangers by passing I mean passing by. But we're arrested
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for exotic practices and offending public order.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
What kind of hugs are you giving out?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Say, guys wanting to hug strangers? That might have been
a couple of perves. Well there you go, there's our categories. Yes, pervs.
Right down for the last category one eight hundred Big
Show You don't fre live. We'll play out birds next.
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Speaker 3 (04:52):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Hung boy, duly give you prezzes from the Big Let's
go contested number one. This should be a lot of
fun when you're playing uppers.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Have them hurry up and guess time you love the
best time you.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Love a big shots. Let's say Hey a Tammy from Liberty,
South Carolina.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
We shot.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Good morning, Tammy, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
How are you okay?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
We are doing good? Glad you made it through here? Tammy?
Ready to win?
Speaker 5 (05:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Okay? Well, let's go five seconds. We need three restaurants.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Ready go fat out, back bonefish.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Grill, all right down, Tammy. Three kinds of seafood ready.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Go flounder, shrimp, crab, lake right.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Being hungry for the win, Tammy. Three public displays of affection,
ready to go here, hug and holding in so nice, Tammy,
you got a one hundred dollars gift card from the
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home Depot. Might have got a lot of pros. Listen
to the show. You know the job of pros changing
more jobs within a job, less time to do them.
Home depots changing two by bringing you the things you
need to get a job done easier, faster and up
to your standards. Capabilities like same day delivery, tooling, truck
rentals and job blocked quantities. Home Depot more saving, more doing,
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And congratulations to you, Tammy.
Speaker 7 (06:50):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
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Speaker 7 (07:06):
Yeah, this is the award winning John Boy and Billie
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Big Show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Hey began, gaydar, that's right, it is I the seeker
of the sissy, the pursuer of a pansy, the falconer
of the fairies, keeping America great by keeping it straight,
protecting our future by outing boy smoochers, protecting the flag
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by stopping the stopping the ah dank nabbit for the
lough of me. I can't think of anything that rides
with flag.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
No go.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
I hate when that happens.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Yeah, well, I ain't quite the word smith. You and
Bidley are so what's up? Hosted? Well?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Making radio magic as usual? What you been doing?
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Didn't you just listen to my dang introductions? I thought
it was pretty clear you on me runs through it
again in case you missed something.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
No, that's not necessary. Let's just get this over with.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Well, I'm sorry they're sugar breeches. Is
this a bad time? Land's sake? Sounds like somebody's got
a case of the gay day.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
That's not there. It's just that I know what's coming.
Every time you call. It's the same thing you accuse
all of p I hang out with them being gay?
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Well that's kind of my bag. No pun intendants, Now,
if you prefer, I can talk about how I hate
leaf blowers or working women, or not kept it in restaurants,
or how Obama is our savior.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
No, we got a guy already does that.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Yeah right, And I don't hear you busting his wrinkly
old hump for covering the same thing over and over.
So I'm like a little professional courtesy extended my way.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
I mean, having the wide world of wedgies. Do you
even know what I'm gonna talk about? Ever occur to
you that you just might be wrong?
Speaker 2 (09:34):
You're right? I sort of jumped the gun.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Head speaking of guns lately, I've been pondering your recent
infatuation with your fruity little hunting buddies.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
What you don't mean? No, mausey ol boys, do you well?
Speaker 4 (09:46):
I wasn't gonna start them since you brought it up.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
You cannot be serious?
Speaker 4 (09:50):
You that gun right? I'm serious? Hey, I'm sorry, But
with names like Cuz and Yuck and Doggy, there's something
fishy going on. You throw into regulars like Captain Kitty
Cat Pokey from the Mountains and little Bitty Cobby Bunny,
and you got yourself the touring company and deliver us
right there. That's ridiculous, really, Well, I tell you what's
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ridiculous the way you talk about him on the radio.
You ever listen to yourself. You sound like a schoolgirl
swooning over the star quarterback. Oh cuz you're so ruggies.
Will you take me to the dance?
Speaker 2 (10:26):
You di'd crazy. I don't swoon over and I never
asked cousin take me to the dance.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Well, let me ask you this. Did he ask you?
Speaker 7 (10:33):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
He didn't ask me to the dame?
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Hell? Can you blame me with your bad attitude? No offense,
but you can be a bit of a bit.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
You got this all wrong. They listened to the show,
heard I was a hunter, and they invited me to
a turkey hunt for their TV show.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Well there's your first clue, Sherlock Homo. They're TV folk.
You and I both know TV chock full of operators.
You wind up going for the turkey and staying the
gobble gobble? Can I get a whip?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
It wasn't like that at all. They made me a
turkey thug.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
A turkey thug? Well, lie, now is that with you?
Backwoods booty burglars? Call yourself to make you sound tough
turkey thug? That sounds like the world's worst inter city game. Hey,
I couldn't make the crimson blood, but I'm a turkey thug. Hell,
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couldn't you be a dear destroyer or a or a
moose smaller or hell even an elk eliminator Turkey thug,
Ain't that sweet? That's right up there with chicken choker
for corn.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Hey, don't you even know what thug stands for?
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Huh? Temperamental homos uniting for gainness.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
So let me get this straight.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
I'd be nice for a change.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
You're saying, all these guys I go hunt with her
j Well.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
I will say it's hard to tell. Sometimes gay detecting
powers can sometimes be thwarted. Really well, how when you're
all dressing homoflaw.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I think we're about gune.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Here, suit yourself. I'm just trying to watch your back
and not in the way you're hunting, but iver washing.
Let me just say, if they ever invite you bear hunting,
just make sure they're talking about the animal and not
the clothing. Optional. Shine, just some food for thought, and
maybe you need to go back for seconds.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
John Boy and Billy, No, we're not homosexual, but we
are willing to learn. Yeah, would they say us someplace special.
Good morning, We're yelled dumb right, good Thursday morning. This
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big show on the radio, with this whole impeachment deal
going on, some of it can be hard to follow.
So I've asked the official big show lawyer to come
in and explain it to us in understandable terms. Please
welcome Aloisious, p. Beagle Hole Esquire of the Beaufort beagle Holes,
at your service. So you'd like me to break down
(13:29):
this impeachment holly Gully for you? Is that correct? Yes?
Please in layman's term so we can all understand. I'm
happy to oblige.
Speaker 8 (13:36):
Now, keep in mind that I'm just a small town
radio lawyer, but I will endeavor to disparavate this miscaavish situation.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
That sounds right, all right? Have that at Alowisious. Now.
Speaker 8 (13:48):
To understand this entire process, one must vivisex or palazorate,
if you will, such cases as usv. Clinton, usv. Nixon,
and the landmark case of Godzilla v. Tokyo. Wait, now
did not even happen? Well, no, but it's just as
credible as the current of their case.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Now on the word side, you have the Democrats.
Speaker 8 (14:11):
Now they have projasperated this entire vespensation with their usual
dystrapity and unculaciousness. Their message would have been more uh conclavery,
if you will, if they hadn't been bellow in impeachment
since the day after.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Election exactly now.
Speaker 8 (14:26):
On the other side of this proclinium is President Trump,
since devacious of the fact that he has unculated the
fiscular tripretary of this great country. He has been time
and time again doubliriously on my dad, excaggerated, and butterfied,
unlike any other president in history. Right now, the digitatum
lies in the difference between quid pro quo and bribery.
(14:50):
You understand, both of which in this case is merely
flossy nassi nilla pilification in relation to the president, and
nothing more. Therefore, the titanumus an egivity taking places superseudessal
florifousness and its epoch, particularly from intel chairmanshift, his posture animization,
is nothing more than grand eloquence and dime store gas Canadian.
(15:14):
This president has been extremely punctilious and shoriscative in his negotiations,
so cumularatively, what we have is the utter and complete
flybloxist of the United States Constitution, the remolitory of the
Democrat Party in general terms, and posterists in particular where
the House Intel Committee is concerned, is at best rumtatious,
(15:36):
and this harvelary of the current state of politics in
this once Mandalorian, I beg your pardon, Mandalarian.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Republic, you follow me the sure of course you do.
Speaker 8 (15:47):
Texpetaitious fellow like you is always part of the hug
uleatish crowds.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
So where do we go from here? We let this
have a lunxious the GOP needs dissembly.
Speaker 8 (15:57):
Tell the Democrats and Picurian melandu ucas, which is Latin
for eat.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
A big of crap.
Speaker 5 (16:04):
It's a joke.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
So so what does all this mean? Exactly?
Speaker 8 (16:10):
The pie situation is cross stepperate to be sure, spend
to carry us at best and pre deplicit at its
very worst. So that's it, in a nutshell, plain as day,
clear as crystal. Anyone that sees it otherwise is a
complete and other equis pireenus.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
And that horse's ass. So are we going? Sure?
Speaker 4 (16:30):
Now?
Speaker 2 (16:30):
On the sidebar.
Speaker 8 (16:31):
If I were advising the president, and I'm not, I
would tell him to simply tell them all to go
to hell.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Lock the White House dog and keep doing the people's work.
Is that legal, oh son, It's all perfectly legal. Good day,
Good morning. The Big Show's on the radio, and more
big show right around the corner.
Speaker 9 (16:52):
I'm working with mister mill Cos over his outfit now.
Like listening to John Boy and Billy and they're big show.
Like the way they talk. They're funny haha, not funny queer,
that's what they say. Anyhow, I figured out why John
Boy had a hard time getting started in the morning.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
Ain't gotten the gaze?
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Good morning to make shows on the radio for your Thursday,
November the twenty first you having a birthday today? Happy
Birthday is sharing one with on the celebrity birthday list.
Retired NFL player and TV host Michael Strahan is forty
eight years old today.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
He retired from the NFL part, not the TV part.
He's everywhere.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
He can do a little bit of everything too. He's good.
He is Upbut man, so now now I don't. The
actress Goldie Hawn is seventy four years old today. I
got that she's still her And Kurt Russell, Yes, I've
been living together all these years ever since.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
What was the movie Overboard? Yep, that they made together
and they've been together war since.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
You know, that's one of my favorite movies, Overboard whenever
that's old. Yeah, I'll sit down and watch Yet I
like that, right gold Like Wendy Windy put her in
that barrel of water. I bump, that's what she did.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
That's all.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
She's it all day like. She was voted to Hollywood's
Best Individual body Part for her remarkable rear end back
in nineteen ninety eight. A little glimpse of that on
Overboard too.
Speaker 10 (18:58):
Yeah, oh, little dancer body.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
She's at the dancer first met Michael Strahan. What about
Troy Aikman. Troy Aikman is fifty three years old today.
He's like the big one. He's a big color. Answer
him and Jim Nance. That's right that it said Troy
that what him knowing Joe Buck Yeah, Yeah, Tony Romo's
with Jim Nance, isn't he? That's right? That was a
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good job too, right. And baseball's George Kenneth Ken Griffy
Junior is fifty years old today. Quite a player in
his day. So is just Danny and uh, by the way,
tweety Bird is seventy seven.
Speaker 10 (19:37):
You kids, get out of my jun.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Mainly Happy birdday to you. Good morning, Big shows on
the radio. Coming up. We'll play John boyd Jebory. You
can win you a Happy Herd prize pack. Call in
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and you get ten percent off your order. Hang all,
we'll play in minutes. Right now, he comes Scott Lee,
e O Spartan, manage it man, It's I'm sudden.
Speaker 9 (20:15):
Jerry Handsome's all the world of sports.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Here's how you'd never want to see his shorts. He's
got school song, who's got a contract? Who's up the dude?
And who might be on crush? The show presents for
Spreez rough Well.
Speaker 11 (20:36):
CBS golf viewers will no longer hear Gary McCord's on
course humor are Peter cossas as swing tip segments. The
network did not renew the contracts for the seventy one
year old McCord or for the seventy two year old
Costas McCord has been with CBS since nineteen eighty six
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and Cossas since nineteen ninety two. McCord became an analyst
after a mediocre thirteen year career on the PGA Tour.
In his thirty three year career CBS, McCord was best
known for calling the action from the sixteenth hole tower.
He also teamed up with former partner David Fardy for
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some hilarious features on the telecast. McCord was also banned
from the Masters Tournament after some irreverent opinions on the
golf course at Augustin National. Cassas has been a longtime
swing coach to numerous players on tour. One thing for sure,
McCord in particular, will have no problem finding a new
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TV gig, assuming he wants to keep working. A CBS
spokesman said Gary and Peter had been an important part
of her golf coverage for three decades. They were both
outstanding teammates and we thanked him for the significant contribution
throughout the years. We wished them both all the best.
Cossas said the decision was made by CBS. CBS think's
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telecast will not be until January, and the network is
now in negotiations with the tour for the contract, which
ends in twenty twenty one. Finally, it's a fact that
there are too many Football Bowl games on television. They're
designed to fill airtime for the networks and to bring
various new sponsors to the table, so we are subjected
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to such games as the Car and Car Parks game
that came along with the new Jersey Turnpike Pole and
who could ever forget the old pool on weed Eater Bowl. Therefore,
it's a little satisfying knowing that ESPN got hoodwinked by
selling the new Mexico Bowl naming rights to an allge
scammer's non existent company. ESPN has cut ties with a
(22:48):
sponsor called Dreamhouse, which is an alleged film production company
based in Albuquerque that was going to sponsor the Bowl.
ESPN discovered that dream House is not a registered business
and doesn't even have an office, much less production studios.
He led CEO of Dreamhouse was known scammer Eric Martinez.
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Martinez has claimed to be an Olympic boxer, a music manager,
a famed Latino movie actor, a magazine owner, and a
film director and producer. The ESPN did initially been reported
as a four year agreement when it was announced outside
a fake dream house office in October. This is certainly
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an embarrassment to ESPN. Now they've got to go scrambling
for a new sponsor for the upcoming Bowl game on
December twenty first. The game has been played annually since
two thousand and six at the University of New Mexico Stadium.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Got heard win? How about that one? All well, thank you.
Let's say we can get us a winner. Let's play
John boyd Jeopardy. All right, here we go. Review yesterday's question.
He found out that this reindeer body part turns blue
during the winter and turns to a goldish color during
the summer. Their eyes raindow eyes. Today's John Boy Jeopardy.
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Before becoming internationally known, this very common products brand name
was derived from two French words that means oily chalk.
What is leagrise? It's been a long time. I don't
understand French anyway, y'all figured that out? One eight hundred
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Big Show, you told free line. We played John Boy Jeopardy. Next,
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Speaker 3 (25:32):
Now a man who dreads this time of year. He
can only get so happy about another set of Hondadays.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
He is John Morn who's in the true meaning of
happy Hondidays. Say hey to Sheila out of Friendsville, Tennessee.
Good morning, Sheila, Good morning, how are you hey? We're good?
Welcome Sheela? Will you first Stubblis's see what you got?
Before becoming internationally known, this very common products brand name
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was derived from two French words that means oily chalk.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
What are Crayola crayons?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Going with the Crayola crayons?
Speaker 4 (26:17):
All right?
Speaker 2 (26:17):
What have us some crayon? Jeff in his own he
kids don't eat the oiler chalk? Earlier lets said that
at what stock? Sheila, you got the prize pack headed
over to Friendsville? Congratulations?
Speaker 4 (26:34):
Thank you?
Speaker 6 (26:35):
Can I give a shout out real quick, yes, ma'am,
a shout out to my buddy feel down in Princeville.
He's probably drinking his coffee on his back desk this morning.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
All right, man, he is he locked out again. Appreciating Sheila.
Speaker 6 (26:51):
You hang on, thank you.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Alright right now, it's your news right on the other side.
Get up with Randy in a special guest for Operation
Christmas Child Collection Week going on right now. Hang on,
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good morning and the big show it's on the radio.
And that's what happened for the last fifteen years, teaming
up with some Meridan's Purse Operation Christmas Child. This is
National Collection Week. Still time for you pack a shoe
box at two make an eternal difference. It is a
child's live man. Randy rid Al on the line with
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another special guest this morning. Good morning, Randy, Good.
Speaker 12 (28:08):
Morning, Merry Christmas. Pack of shoebox or two or ten
or twenty.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
As it man. Yesterday he was telling us you were
in Baltimore and got the ten thousand delivered there at
the location.
Speaker 12 (28:22):
Ten thousand delivered right there in Baltimore. They're looking for
more than a million there, and then we're looking for
more than nine million here in the United States, eleven
million worldwide. But it all comes down to the one, guys.
It all comes down to sharing the Gospel with one
more child.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
If you can do one hundred, do a hundred. If
you can only do one, do that one.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
That's it.
Speaker 12 (28:42):
Yeah, you know, nobody tells the story about how God
does at work through Samaritan's Purse and Operation Christmas Child
better than someone who's been impacted by the Gospel and
been impacted by the shoebox gifts, like someone who's received
a shoebox gift. So today I want to introduce you
to a friend of mine. His name is Blad.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Blad, I got it a Vladimir Vladimir Proknevsky. How'd that do?
Speaker 6 (29:08):
This is perfect, this is amazing. I had to take
lessons from you.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
I've been practicing well, Blad. Good to have you man.
Now we love talking to actual recipients of the shoebox
and what happens over So your story. Let me see,
I say you're growing up in a family of nine kids,
you didn't get many gifts and food was a luxury,
and then you were in Kiev. How do you pronounce
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that Ukraine? Kiev. That's correct, yes, right, all right, So
take it from there, Vlad.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
How old were you when this all started for you?
Speaker 6 (29:42):
I was nine years old o the shoe box, and
I come from a family of nine and all of
us got a shoebox, so it was very special for us.
We grew up dirt for very pol We had to
share tooth brushes growing up. We had to take turns
to go outside to play because we only had so
many pairs of shoes.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
Food was a luxury.
Speaker 6 (29:57):
We grew up on rising potatoes, which I often joke
say that we were vegetarians before he was even cool.
And we grew up in a tiny three bedroom apartment
and I was just scarce to be everywhere, and we
were persecuted for our faith. My father was an underground
minister in Kiv, Ukraine. But it was during that time
when we were invited to come to a Christmas celebration
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and it was super special.
Speaker 12 (30:20):
Just getting to the.
Speaker 6 (30:21):
Celebration, we had to hop on a bus and on
the tram in the middle of cold Ukrainian winter, and
I walked in at the same time with this girl
who was not a believer, and I was very surprised
to see her there because for some reason I assumed
this was only for Christians. But to my surprise, there
were so many people from all walks of life, and they,
most importantly, though, they presented the Gospel to us in
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so many different unique ways through singing, dancing, cartoons, movies, animations.
Speaker 12 (30:46):
Those flannel boards.
Speaker 6 (30:48):
It was so special. It was like a big birthday
party for everyone. And even if they stopped, that would
have been enough. But then they brought these beautiful and
colorful shoe boxes. And you know, growing up, I had
to make my own yoyos at a Coca Cola caps
And when I opened my box, it's like everything that
I imagine playing with growing up. It's like it showed
up in a box. I had my own yo yo
and you have to make one. I had my own
toothbrush and I had to share one. I had these
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hot wheel cars, which were so cool, and growing up,
I had to play with my shoes pretended there were cars.
But most importantly, you know, oh, and I also had
dental flaws. How could I forget that, which I thought
was candy? And I remember looking and thinking, like, you
guys have the craziest candy in America. I remember getting
a lot of it in the ball, like popping into
my mouth like a mint and my mouth still as
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it wasn't until like many years later when moved the
United States, and that's where at our first dentist appointment,
that's where I learned what dental fox was really for
it unless it said felt pretty damp. But you know,
but most importantly, most importantly, I felt love, and that
was you know, I always say that God is loved,
and when you show love to people, you show God
to people. And when people experience love, they experience God.
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And once you experience that God's in condition love, you
will not walk away and changed. And that's what people get.
That's what people get to be a part of when
they pack the shoeboxes and express operations.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
Sarandas Versus is an organization that is in these places
all year round, not just at Christmas. So it's like
not like they show up, drop off a load of
shoeboxes and they're gone till next Christmas. They're there every
single day and they develop relationships with the people in
the series.
Speaker 12 (32:19):
That's exactly right, guys. I mean, we're working with churches
in more than one hundred countries around the world, and
so we have a national leadership team in all of
these hundred countries, and with them we develop a network
of churches and an evangelical strategy to reach children in
all of these countries. And so it works well when
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we're ready to send shoebox gifts in also works well
when there's a natural disaster in some area of the world.
God is assembling his people all around the world, and
he's using these shoebox gifts every year to reach the millions,
and children are responding. Children are coming to know Jesus,
children are being discipled and the love of God, just
(33:01):
as Glad did.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
That is that is so net Man. That's a perfect
message to our listeners. If you can you once you
box how many you can man, go to the Big
Show dot com. Click on the Samaritans Purse button, take
you right to the website everything you need to know,
including drop off locations near you. There's still time here
on Thursday morning. Is will Saturday be the last collection day? Randy.
Speaker 12 (33:24):
We'll go through Sunday and all of our five thousand
drop off locations around the country open all through Sunday.
Go to the website. Type in your zip code and
up we'll pop your closest drop off locations and even
give you directions on how to get there.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
All right, nice, glad, thank you so much for joining
us this morning and sharing your story. Man, that is awesome,
my pleasure.
Speaker 6 (33:48):
Thank you for your time.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
All right, Randy will talk to you tomorrow.
Speaker 12 (33:51):
Buddy, Hey, it's wrapping up. Get your shoebox in all right.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
He go to the Big Show dot com. Click on
to Samaranas personally take you right there everything you need.
National Collection week through this Sunday. Alright, then, good morning,
(34:30):
It's Big Sean the Radio twenty nineteen. A nice car.
The season is wrapped up, mat Kyle Boys with a
second championship on the Miami last weekend. We'll wrap up
the season when I'm in Doug Rice on Track with
Doug Rice in about twenty minutes from right now, but
right now.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
And now Deep thoughts with Zach the Weak Guy's girlfriend
Mary Jane.
Speaker 13 (35:00):
Hey, captasid dudes, Man, I just been kind of kicking
back and thinking about stuff.
Speaker 10 (35:11):
I want to hear some of it, man. And I
woke up this morning. I watched my dog, Chase's own
tail like ten whole minutes, and I was like, Wow,
doesn't take much to entertain a dog. Then I was like, wow,
(35:34):
I just watched the dog Chase's tail for ten minutes.
And last night I n hooked my Amazon Kindle from
the USB because the battery and my vate pend was dead.
It's like I unplugged a book to charge up a cigarette.
(35:56):
It's weird. Hey, man, if you drew a cartoon about
when Thomas Edison came up with the idea for the
light bulb, what would you put in that bubble thing
over his head? Dude, Like brushing your teeth is the
(36:17):
only time you ever clean part of your skeleton. Those
guys in the Swiss Army must have been pretty sure
they were gonna win the war because their knives got
like a corkscrew on it. Party. I bet the King
(36:40):
of Nigeria has like a hard time when he needs
to do something where you have to send somebody an email.
You know it would be a good murder weapon, the
lid off a tupp of wear bowl because like, after
you used it, nobody would ever be able to find.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Where they go.
Speaker 10 (37:08):
And all that security at the airport is really tight,
so you get to the baggage claim. Then it's like, yeah, dude,
just take any bag on it just goes spinning. Getting
in shape sucks, but being in shape is awesome, and
(37:28):
fat is just the opposite. Like I thought about it,
getting fat is awesome, but being fat. Witch it. A
hurricane is probably the only time that you can buy
a roll of duct tape, a plastic tarp, and a
shovel and nobody thinks about calling the cop. I've been thinking, y'all.
(37:55):
You know what would sound really weird? A spider wearing
a flip flop? Really will my grocery star Like it's
got this cool app you put on your phone, You
order the food online and they bring it to your house.
(38:15):
How cool is that? And then you can shop for
groceries in your underwear. I mean, I guess you could
do that before they had the app too, but this
way you don't have to worry about getting weird looks
at the check out or catch it cool anyway, I
(38:38):
got it, Jet, y'all.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
I don't see Jet coming out.
Speaker 10 (38:44):
Trying to speak old guy, y' I'll keep propping, you know,
and I'll keep thinking.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
Later, dudes, Deep Thoughts is brought to you by Hard
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Speaker 10 (39:01):
Weird say it's for twenty oh yeah,
Hi, Big Show fans. Randy Hear with the Quick Show.
Note this is an encore edition of The John Boy
and Billy Big Show. This one originally aired on November
twenty first, twenty nineteen. And since it is Thanksgiving, may
I say from all of us at the Big Show,
to all of you who listen to our show and
have subscribed to our podcast, thank you.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
We are grateful. Cogna on Madam. It is Thursday, November
twenty first, one week from Thanksgiving. Now thankful Crude, John Bown,
Billy Pillars, Terry Tator. Jaggie's still down and out, she
is getting better. Thanks y'all going about our girl Jackie right?
(00:44):
And I got to go on behind glass morning and Andrew.
Today is National Red Mitten Day. It represents Canadian Olympic Pride. Okay.
Today is National Stuffing Day. Thanksh having day right around
the corner and traditional part of Thanksgiving dinner. We don't
know about stuffing.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
It's not one I'm weird Canadian holiday. No, that's Boxing Day,
Stuffing day.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
And today is National Gingerbread Cookie Day. In little while
since has some gingerbread Yeah, good ones hard to find?
All right, good gingerbread Okay, so he's some stuffing, have
gingerbread cookie and have Canadian pride two out of three
(01:29):
and three days in history. With saving us outbursts, we'll
get the first prize pack out and get you ready
to win. Wake up, Big Shoe's on the radio. Good
morning John Boone, Bill of the Gang. Here first prize
pack for you to win a one hundred dollars gift
card from the Home Depot. The job of a pro
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The home Depot more saving, more doing. Look at our
three dates in history where we get our categories. Here's
the party you think along with us. November twenty first,
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nineteen sixty eight, Harlow Guthrie's classic sixty song Alice's Restaurant
was released a twenty two minutes single covered everything from
Thanksgiving dinner to litter. Tune was later made into a
movie of the same name. Did they might ever see
that I've never seen. I'm sure we all. I had
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a friend growing up. Oh, Bobby Austin knew every word
to Alice's restaurant and you'd have to sing it. I
have just sat there for twenty two minutes.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
It's that an American pie. There's always word in the crowd.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Right, yeah, all right. On this date in nineteen seventy six,
Vernon Bass of Sarasota, Florida eight six hundred and eighty
four oysters in twenty minutes, and.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
It was later made it to a movie.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
It was a world record back then. But volume oyster
eating is no longer again a sanctioned record event. Did
you know that I've been practicing all this time? And
finally was on this date in twenty thirteen, two men
who had been offering free hugs in the Saudi capital
of a raidad. They had hoped to bring happiness to
strangers by passing I mean passing by. But we're arrested
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for exotic practices and offending public order.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
What kind of hugs are you giving out?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Say, guys wanting to hug strangers? That might have been
a couple of perves. Well there you go, there's our categories. Yes, pervs.
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South Carolina.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
We shot.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Good morning, Tammy, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
How are you okay?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
We are doing good? Glad you made it through here? Tammy?
Ready to win?
Speaker 5 (05:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Okay? Well, let's go five seconds. We need three restaurants.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Ready go fat out, back bonefish.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Grill, all right down, Tammy. Three kinds of seafood ready.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Go flounder, shrimp, crab, lake right.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Being hungry for the win, Tammy. Three public displays of affection,
ready to go here, hug and holding in so nice, Tammy,
you got a one hundred dollars gift card from the
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home Depot. Might have got a lot of pros. Listen
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And congratulations to you, Tammy.
Speaker 7 (06:50):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
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Speaker 7 (07:06):
Yeah, this is the award winning John Boy and Billie
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Big Show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Hey began, gaydar, that's right, it is I the seeker
of the sissy, the pursuer of a pansy, the falconer
of the fairies, keeping America great by keeping it straight,
protecting our future by outing boy smoochers, protecting the flag
(08:13):
by stopping the stopping the ah dank nabbit for the
lough of me. I can't think of anything that rides
with flag.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
No go.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
I hate when that happens.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Yeah, well, I ain't quite the word smith. You and
Bidley are so what's up? Hosted? Well?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Making radio magic as usual? What you been doing?
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Didn't you just listen to my dang introductions? I thought
it was pretty clear you on me runs through it
again in case you missed something.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
No, that's not necessary. Let's just get this over with.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Well, I'm sorry they're sugar breeches. Is
this a bad time? Land's sake? Sounds like somebody's got
a case of the gay day.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
That's not there. It's just that I know what's coming.
Every time you call. It's the same thing you accuse
all of p I hang out with them being gay?
Speaker 4 (09:02):
Well that's kind of my bag. No pun intendants, Now,
if you prefer, I can talk about how I hate
leaf blowers or working women, or not kept it in restaurants,
or how Obama is our savior.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
No, we got a guy already does that.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Yeah right, And I don't hear you busting his wrinkly
old hump for covering the same thing over and over.
So I'm like a little professional courtesy extended my way.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
I mean, having the wide world of wedgies. Do you
even know what I'm gonna talk about? Ever occur to
you that you just might be wrong?
Speaker 2 (09:34):
You're right? I sort of jumped the gun.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Head speaking of guns lately, I've been pondering your recent
infatuation with your fruity little hunting buddies.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
What you don't mean? No, mausey ol boys, do you well?
Speaker 4 (09:46):
I wasn't gonna start them since you brought it up.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
You cannot be serious?
Speaker 4 (09:50):
You that gun right? I'm serious? Hey, I'm sorry, But
with names like Cuz and Yuck and Doggy, there's something
fishy going on. You throw into regulars like Captain Kitty
Cat Pokey from the Mountains and little Bitty Cobby Bunny,
and you got yourself the touring company and deliver us
right there. That's ridiculous, really, Well, I tell you what's
(10:13):
ridiculous the way you talk about him on the radio.
You ever listen to yourself. You sound like a schoolgirl
swooning over the star quarterback. Oh cuz you're so ruggies.
Will you take me to the dance?
Speaker 2 (10:26):
You di'd crazy. I don't swoon over and I never
asked cousin take me to the dance.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Well, let me ask you this. Did he ask you?
Speaker 7 (10:33):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
He didn't ask me to the dame?
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Hell? Can you blame me with your bad attitude? No offense,
but you can be a bit of a bit.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
You got this all wrong. They listened to the show,
heard I was a hunter, and they invited me to
a turkey hunt for their TV show.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Well there's your first clue, Sherlock Homo. They're TV folk.
You and I both know TV chock full of operators.
You wind up going for the turkey and staying the
gobble gobble? Can I get a whip?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
It wasn't like that at all. They made me a
turkey thug.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
A turkey thug? Well, lie, now is that with you?
Backwoods booty burglars? Call yourself to make you sound tough
turkey thug? That sounds like the world's worst inter city game. Hey,
I couldn't make the crimson blood, but I'm a turkey thug. Hell,
(11:28):
couldn't you be a dear destroyer or a or a
moose smaller or hell even an elk eliminator Turkey thug,
Ain't that sweet? That's right up there with chicken choker
for corn.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Hey, don't you even know what thug stands for?
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Huh? Temperamental homos uniting for gainness.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
So let me get this straight.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
I'd be nice for a change.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
You're saying, all these guys I go hunt with her
j Well.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
I will say it's hard to tell. Sometimes gay detecting
powers can sometimes be thwarted. Really well, how when you're
all dressing homoflaw.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I think we're about gune.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Here, suit yourself. I'm just trying to watch your back
and not in the way you're hunting, but iver washing.
Let me just say, if they ever invite you bear hunting,
just make sure they're talking about the animal and not
the clothing. Optional. Shine, just some food for thought, and
maybe you need to go back for seconds.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
John Boy and Billy, No, we're not homosexual, but we
are willing to learn. Yeah, would they say us someplace special.
Good morning, We're yelled dumb right, good Thursday morning. This
(13:06):
big show on the radio, with this whole impeachment deal
going on, some of it can be hard to follow.
So I've asked the official big show lawyer to come
in and explain it to us in understandable terms. Please
welcome Aloisious, p. Beagle Hole Esquire of the Beaufort beagle Holes,
at your service. So you'd like me to break down
(13:29):
this impeachment holly Gully for you? Is that correct? Yes?
Please in layman's term so we can all understand. I'm
happy to oblige.
Speaker 8 (13:36):
Now, keep in mind that I'm just a small town
radio lawyer, but I will endeavor to disparavate this miscaavish situation.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
That sounds right, all right? Have that at Alowisious. Now.
Speaker 8 (13:48):
To understand this entire process, one must vivisex or palazorate,
if you will, such cases as usv. Clinton, usv. Nixon,
and the landmark case of Godzilla v. Tokyo. Wait, now
did not even happen? Well, no, but it's just as
credible as the current of their case.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Now on the word side, you have the Democrats.
Speaker 8 (14:11):
Now they have projasperated this entire vespensation with their usual
dystrapity and unculaciousness. Their message would have been more uh conclavery,
if you will, if they hadn't been bellow in impeachment
since the day after.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Election exactly now.
Speaker 8 (14:26):
On the other side of this proclinium is President Trump,
since devacious of the fact that he has unculated the
fiscular tripretary of this great country. He has been time
and time again doubliriously on my dad, excaggerated, and butterfied,
unlike any other president in history. Right now, the digitatum
lies in the difference between quid pro quo and bribery.
(14:50):
You understand, both of which in this case is merely
flossy nassi nilla pilification in relation to the president, and
nothing more. Therefore, the titanumus an egivity taking places superseudessal
florifousness and its epoch, particularly from intel chairmanshift, his posture animization,
is nothing more than grand eloquence and dime store gas Canadian.
(15:14):
This president has been extremely punctilious and shoriscative in his negotiations,
so cumularatively, what we have is the utter and complete
flybloxist of the United States Constitution, the remolitory of the
Democrat Party in general terms, and posterists in particular where
the House Intel Committee is concerned, is at best rumtatious,
(15:36):
and this harvelary of the current state of politics in
this once Mandalorian, I beg your pardon, Mandalarian.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Republic, you follow me the sure of course you do.
Speaker 8 (15:47):
Texpetaitious fellow like you is always part of the hug
uleatish crowds.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
So where do we go from here? We let this
have a lunxious the GOP needs dissembly.
Speaker 8 (15:57):
Tell the Democrats and Picurian melandu ucas, which is Latin
for eat.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
A big of crap.
Speaker 5 (16:04):
It's a joke.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
So so what does all this mean? Exactly?
Speaker 8 (16:10):
The pie situation is cross stepperate to be sure, spend
to carry us at best and pre deplicit at its
very worst. So that's it, in a nutshell, plain as day,
clear as crystal. Anyone that sees it otherwise is a
complete and other equis pireenus.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
And that horse's ass. So are we going? Sure?
Speaker 4 (16:30):
Now?
Speaker 2 (16:30):
On the sidebar.
Speaker 8 (16:31):
If I were advising the president, and I'm not, I
would tell him to simply tell them all to go
to hell.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Lock the White House dog and keep doing the people's work.
Is that legal, oh son, It's all perfectly legal. Good day,
Good morning. The Big Show's on the radio, and more
big show right around the corner.
Speaker 9 (16:52):
I'm working with mister mill Cos over his outfit now.
Like listening to John Boy and Billy and they're big show.
Like the way they talk. They're funny haha, not funny queer,
that's what they say. Anyhow, I figured out why John
Boy had a hard time getting started in the morning.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
Ain't gotten the gaze?
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Good morning to make shows on the radio for your Thursday,
November the twenty first you having a birthday today? Happy
Birthday is sharing one with on the celebrity birthday list.
Retired NFL player and TV host Michael Strahan is forty
eight years old today.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
He retired from the NFL part, not the TV part.
He's everywhere.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
He can do a little bit of everything too. He's good.
He is Upbut man, so now now I don't. The
actress Goldie Hawn is seventy four years old today. I
got that she's still her And Kurt Russell, Yes, I've
been living together all these years ever since.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
What was the movie Overboard? Yep, that they made together
and they've been together war since.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
You know, that's one of my favorite movies, Overboard whenever
that's old. Yeah, I'll sit down and watch Yet I
like that, right gold Like Wendy Windy put her in
that barrel of water. I bump, that's what she did.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
That's all.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
She's it all day like. She was voted to Hollywood's
Best Individual body Part for her remarkable rear end back
in nineteen ninety eight. A little glimpse of that on
Overboard too.
Speaker 10 (18:58):
Yeah, oh, little dancer body.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
She's at the dancer first met Michael Strahan. What about
Troy Aikman. Troy Aikman is fifty three years old today.
He's like the big one. He's a big color. Answer
him and Jim Nance. That's right that it said Troy
that what him knowing Joe Buck Yeah, Yeah, Tony Romo's
with Jim Nance, isn't he? That's right? That was a
(19:22):
good job too, right. And baseball's George Kenneth Ken Griffy
Junior is fifty years old today. Quite a player in
his day. So is just Danny and uh, by the way,
tweety Bird is seventy seven.
Speaker 10 (19:37):
You kids, get out of my jun.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Mainly Happy birdday to you. Good morning, Big shows on
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Speaker 9 (20:15):
Jerry Handsome's all the world of sports.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Here's how you'd never want to see his shorts. He's
got school song, who's got a contract? Who's up the dude?
And who might be on crush? The show presents for
Spreez rough Well.
Speaker 11 (20:36):
CBS golf viewers will no longer hear Gary McCord's on
course humor are Peter cossas as swing tip segments. The
network did not renew the contracts for the seventy one
year old McCord or for the seventy two year old
Costas McCord has been with CBS since nineteen eighty six
(20:56):
and Cossas since nineteen ninety two. McCord became an analyst
after a mediocre thirteen year career on the PGA Tour.
In his thirty three year career CBS, McCord was best
known for calling the action from the sixteenth hole tower.
He also teamed up with former partner David Fardy for
(21:16):
some hilarious features on the telecast. McCord was also banned
from the Masters Tournament after some irreverent opinions on the
golf course at Augustin National. Cassas has been a longtime
swing coach to numerous players on tour. One thing for sure,
McCord in particular, will have no problem finding a new
(21:37):
TV gig, assuming he wants to keep working. A CBS
spokesman said Gary and Peter had been an important part
of her golf coverage for three decades. They were both
outstanding teammates and we thanked him for the significant contribution
throughout the years. We wished them both all the best.
Cossas said the decision was made by CBS. CBS think's
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telecast will not be until January, and the network is
now in negotiations with the tour for the contract, which
ends in twenty twenty one. Finally, it's a fact that
there are too many Football Bowl games on television. They're
designed to fill airtime for the networks and to bring
various new sponsors to the table, so we are subjected
(22:23):
to such games as the Car and Car Parks game
that came along with the new Jersey Turnpike Pole and
who could ever forget the old pool on weed Eater Bowl. Therefore,
it's a little satisfying knowing that ESPN got hoodwinked by
selling the new Mexico Bowl naming rights to an allge
scammer's non existent company. ESPN has cut ties with a
(22:48):
sponsor called Dreamhouse, which is an alleged film production company
based in Albuquerque that was going to sponsor the Bowl.
ESPN discovered that dream House is not a registered business
and doesn't even have an office, much less production studios.
He led CEO of Dreamhouse was known scammer Eric Martinez.
(23:11):
Martinez has claimed to be an Olympic boxer, a music manager,
a famed Latino movie actor, a magazine owner, and a
film director and producer. The ESPN did initially been reported
as a four year agreement when it was announced outside
a fake dream house office in October. This is certainly
(23:32):
an embarrassment to ESPN. Now they've got to go scrambling
for a new sponsor for the upcoming Bowl game on
December twenty first. The game has been played annually since
two thousand and six at the University of New Mexico Stadium.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Got heard win? How about that one? All well, thank you.
Let's say we can get us a winner. Let's play
John boyd Jeopardy. All right, here we go. Review yesterday's question.
He found out that this reindeer body part turns blue
during the winter and turns to a goldish color during
the summer. Their eyes raindow eyes. Today's John Boy Jeopardy.
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Before becoming internationally known, this very common products brand name
was derived from two French words that means oily chalk.
What is leagrise? It's been a long time. I don't
understand French anyway, y'all figured that out? One eight hundred
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Big Show, you told free line. We played John Boy Jeopardy. Next,
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Speaker 3 (25:32):
Now a man who dreads this time of year. He
can only get so happy about another set of Hondadays.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
He is John Morn who's in the true meaning of
happy Hondidays. Say hey to Sheila out of Friendsville, Tennessee.
Good morning, Sheila, Good morning, how are you hey? We're good?
Welcome Sheela? Will you first Stubblis's see what you got?
Before becoming internationally known, this very common products brand name
(26:03):
was derived from two French words that means oily chalk.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
What are Crayola crayons?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Going with the Crayola crayons?
Speaker 4 (26:17):
All right?
Speaker 2 (26:17):
What have us some crayon? Jeff in his own he
kids don't eat the oiler chalk? Earlier lets said that
at what stock? Sheila, you got the prize pack headed
over to Friendsville? Congratulations?
Speaker 4 (26:34):
Thank you?
Speaker 6 (26:35):
Can I give a shout out real quick, yes, ma'am,
a shout out to my buddy feel down in Princeville.
He's probably drinking his coffee on his back desk this morning.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
All right, man, he is he locked out again. Appreciating Sheila.
Speaker 6 (26:51):
You hang on, thank you.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Alright right now, it's your news right on the other side.
Get up with Randy in a special guest for Operation
Christmas Child Collection Week going on right now. Hang on,
(27:44):
good morning and the big show it's on the radio.
And that's what happened for the last fifteen years, teaming
up with some Meridan's Purse Operation Christmas Child. This is
National Collection Week. Still time for you pack a shoe
box at two make an eternal difference. It is a
child's live man. Randy rid Al on the line with
(28:05):
another special guest this morning. Good morning, Randy, Good.
Speaker 12 (28:08):
Morning, Merry Christmas. Pack of shoebox or two or ten
or twenty.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
As it man. Yesterday he was telling us you were
in Baltimore and got the ten thousand delivered there at
the location.
Speaker 12 (28:22):
Ten thousand delivered right there in Baltimore. They're looking for
more than a million there, and then we're looking for
more than nine million here in the United States, eleven
million worldwide. But it all comes down to the one, guys.
It all comes down to sharing the Gospel with one
more child.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
If you can do one hundred, do a hundred. If
you can only do one, do that one.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
That's it.
Speaker 12 (28:42):
Yeah, you know, nobody tells the story about how God
does at work through Samaritan's Purse and Operation Christmas Child
better than someone who's been impacted by the Gospel and
been impacted by the shoebox gifts, like someone who's received
a shoebox gift. So today I want to introduce you
to a friend of mine. His name is Blad.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Blad, I got it a Vladimir Vladimir Proknevsky. How'd that do?
Speaker 6 (29:08):
This is perfect, this is amazing. I had to take
lessons from you.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
I've been practicing well, Blad. Good to have you man.
Now we love talking to actual recipients of the shoebox
and what happens over So your story. Let me see,
I say you're growing up in a family of nine kids,
you didn't get many gifts and food was a luxury,
and then you were in Kiev. How do you pronounce
(29:34):
that Ukraine? Kiev. That's correct, yes, right, all right, So
take it from there, Vlad.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
How old were you when this all started for you?
Speaker 6 (29:42):
I was nine years old o the shoe box, and
I come from a family of nine and all of
us got a shoebox, so it was very special for us.
We grew up dirt for very pol We had to
share tooth brushes growing up. We had to take turns
to go outside to play because we only had so
many pairs of shoes.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
Food was a luxury.
Speaker 6 (29:57):
We grew up on rising potatoes, which I often joke
say that we were vegetarians before he was even cool.
And we grew up in a tiny three bedroom apartment
and I was just scarce to be everywhere, and we
were persecuted for our faith. My father was an underground
minister in Kiv, Ukraine. But it was during that time
when we were invited to come to a Christmas celebration
(30:18):
and it was super special.
Speaker 12 (30:20):
Just getting to the.
Speaker 6 (30:21):
Celebration, we had to hop on a bus and on
the tram in the middle of cold Ukrainian winter, and
I walked in at the same time with this girl
who was not a believer, and I was very surprised
to see her there because for some reason I assumed
this was only for Christians. But to my surprise, there
were so many people from all walks of life, and they,
most importantly, though, they presented the Gospel to us in
(30:41):
so many different unique ways through singing, dancing, cartoons, movies, animations.
Speaker 12 (30:46):
Those flannel boards.
Speaker 6 (30:48):
It was so special. It was like a big birthday
party for everyone. And even if they stopped, that would
have been enough. But then they brought these beautiful and
colorful shoe boxes. And you know, growing up, I had
to make my own yoyos at a Coca Cola caps
And when I opened my box, it's like everything that
I imagine playing with growing up. It's like it showed
up in a box. I had my own yo yo
and you have to make one. I had my own
toothbrush and I had to share one. I had these
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hot wheel cars, which were so cool, and growing up,
I had to play with my shoes pretended there were cars.
But most importantly, you know, oh, and I also had
dental flaws. How could I forget that, which I thought
was candy? And I remember looking and thinking, like, you
guys have the craziest candy in America. I remember getting
a lot of it in the ball, like popping into
my mouth like a mint and my mouth still as
(31:34):
it wasn't until like many years later when moved the
United States, and that's where at our first dentist appointment,
that's where I learned what dental fox was really for
it unless it said felt pretty damp. But you know,
but most importantly, most importantly, I felt love, and that
was you know, I always say that God is loved,
and when you show love to people, you show God
to people. And when people experience love, they experience God.
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And once you experience that God's in condition love, you
will not walk away and changed. And that's what people get.
That's what people get to be a part of when
they pack the shoeboxes and express operations.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
Sarandas Versus is an organization that is in these places
all year round, not just at Christmas. So it's like
not like they show up, drop off a load of
shoeboxes and they're gone till next Christmas. They're there every
single day and they develop relationships with the people in
the series.
Speaker 12 (32:19):
That's exactly right, guys. I mean, we're working with churches
in more than one hundred countries around the world, and
so we have a national leadership team in all of
these hundred countries, and with them we develop a network
of churches and an evangelical strategy to reach children in
all of these countries. And so it works well when
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we're ready to send shoebox gifts in also works well
when there's a natural disaster in some area of the world.
God is assembling his people all around the world, and
he's using these shoebox gifts every year to reach the millions,
and children are responding. Children are coming to know Jesus,
children are being discipled and the love of God, just
(33:01):
as Glad did.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
That is that is so net Man. That's a perfect
message to our listeners. If you can you once you
box how many you can man, go to the Big
Show dot com. Click on the Samaritans Purse button, take
you right to the website everything you need to know,
including drop off locations near you. There's still time here
on Thursday morning. Is will Saturday be the last collection day? Randy.
Speaker 12 (33:24):
We'll go through Sunday and all of our five thousand
drop off locations around the country open all through Sunday.
Go to the website. Type in your zip code and
up we'll pop your closest drop off locations and even
give you directions on how to get there.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
All right, nice, glad, thank you so much for joining
us this morning and sharing your story. Man, that is awesome,
my pleasure.
Speaker 6 (33:48):
Thank you for your time.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
All right, Randy will talk to you tomorrow.
Speaker 12 (33:51):
Buddy, Hey, it's wrapping up. Get your shoebox in all right.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
He go to the Big Show dot com. Click on
to Samaranas personally take you right there everything you need.
National Collection week through this Sunday. Alright, then, good morning,
(34:30):
It's Big Sean the Radio twenty nineteen. A nice car.
The season is wrapped up, mat Kyle Boys with a
second championship on the Miami last weekend. We'll wrap up
the season when I'm in Doug Rice on Track with
Doug Rice in about twenty minutes from right now, but
right now.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
And now Deep thoughts with Zach the Weak Guy's girlfriend
Mary Jane.
Speaker 13 (35:00):
Hey, captasid dudes, Man, I just been kind of kicking
back and thinking about stuff.
Speaker 10 (35:11):
I want to hear some of it, man. And I
woke up this morning. I watched my dog, Chase's own
tail like ten whole minutes, and I was like, Wow,
doesn't take much to entertain a dog. Then I was like, wow,
(35:34):
I just watched the dog Chase's tail for ten minutes.
And last night I n hooked my Amazon Kindle from
the USB because the battery and my vate pend was dead.
It's like I unplugged a book to charge up a cigarette.
(35:56):
It's weird. Hey, man, if you drew a cartoon about
when Thomas Edison came up with the idea for the
light bulb, what would you put in that bubble thing
over his head? Dude, Like brushing your teeth is the
(36:17):
only time you ever clean part of your skeleton. Those
guys in the Swiss Army must have been pretty sure
they were gonna win the war because their knives got
like a corkscrew on it. Party. I bet the King
(36:40):
of Nigeria has like a hard time when he needs
to do something where you have to send somebody an email.
You know it would be a good murder weapon, the
lid off a tupp of wear bowl because like, after
you used it, nobody would ever be able to find.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Where they go.
Speaker 10 (37:08):
And all that security at the airport is really tight,
so you get to the baggage claim. Then it's like, yeah, dude,
just take any bag on it just goes spinning. Getting
in shape sucks, but being in shape is awesome, and
(37:28):
fat is just the opposite. Like I thought about it,
getting fat is awesome, but being fat. Witch it. A
hurricane is probably the only time that you can buy
a roll of duct tape, a plastic tarp, and a
shovel and nobody thinks about calling the cop. I've been thinking, y'all.
(37:55):
You know what would sound really weird? A spider wearing
a flip flop? Really will my grocery star Like it's
got this cool app you put on your phone, You
order the food online and they bring it to your house.
(38:15):
How cool is that? And then you can shop for
groceries in your underwear. I mean, I guess you could
do that before they had the app too, but this
way you don't have to worry about getting weird looks
at the check out or catch it cool anyway, I
(38:38):
got it, Jet, y'all.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
I don't see Jet coming out.
Speaker 10 (38:44):
Trying to speak old guy, y' I'll keep propping, you know,
and I'll keep thinking.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
Later, dudes, Deep Thoughts is brought to you by Hard
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