November 29, 2024 • 47 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, a very special Encore Edition of our Show from October 15, 2001 - just over a month after the 9/11 Attacks.. - This show has several of Robert D. Raiford’s raves.. - Plus we’ll look into a payroll error that gave our Director of Affiliate Relations, Smarty Marty a $1.5 million single paycheck.. - and during the Open Line Segment, we interview Mike Skupin - he was a contestant from a couple of the very early seasons of Survivor - and on a less entertaining side-note - …about 15-years after this interview, Skupin was sent to prison for some pretty icky things.. - but we’ll let you google that for yourself…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi, Big Show fans, Citizen Rugby with you, and yesterday's
show is an.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Encore edition of The John Boy and Billy Big Show.
But we do we have something special for you.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
This show originally aired on October fifteenth, two thousand and one,
just a little over a month.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
After the nine to eleven attacks. So a lot of
that kind of talk in the show.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Plus we'll look into a payroll error that gave Smarty
Marty the One Man Party a one point five million
dollars single paycheck.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Well, yes, he sent it back. We made it, And
at the.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
End of the show we'll visit with Mike scoopin or
Michael Scoopen. He was one of the early contestants on
Survivor I think second season, but nevertheless, he's also one
of six Survivor contestants that went on to do time
in prison. Of course, we won't get to talk about
that because it didn't happen for several years after.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
His visit, but nevertheless, we'll see him in.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Happier times during the open line segment at the end
of the show. So let's get things started with Robert
d Rayford and his chigger problems.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
All right, You enjoy the.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Show Roberty Rayford were a chigger update last year. This
time I was infested with chiger bytes, first time since
I was a boy of eight. Got them going BlackBerry
picking in the early morning. This time I got them
walking up in the woods to look at an abandoned
house off Highway what is it seventy three, just out
of Mount Gilead, North Carolina. Really infested with him about
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two hundred and fifty bytes all over me. Lasted for weeks.
My dermatologist said it was the worst case you'd ever seen.
I still have after a year, marks and scars from
the cursed bugs. Mites actually listeners sent me lots of misinformation,
lots of remedies, most too late. After the biting. Only
thing I could do was just live with them and
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put something on the bites to relieve the itching. Well,
it's chigger season now, so I pass on this morning
to all from James Howell, an entomologist at the University
of Georgia. Chiggers are not insects. They are the larval
stage of the common red harvest mite. These little demons
play havoc with people who venture into woodlands, berry patches
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orchards and open fields. They can even become a nuisance
in mown lawns if the conditions are shady and moist.
In the spring, the eight legged red harvest mite lays
up to fifteen eggs per day in leaf litter, damp soil,
or overgrown weeds. Eggs hatch in about a week, and
the emerging six legged chigger, only about one twenty eighth
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of an inch long. Now hungry for meal, crawls up
onto the tips of nearby vegetation weights in ambush to
snag a passing host. Carbon dioxide attracts them. They attach
to a variety of animals, from THEEO mice to humans.
Once on a suitable host, they wander around a bit
before settling down to feed on humans. They prefer an
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area where clothing is tight. Chiggers do not bury into
the skin. Instead, they pier the tissues with their mouth
parts and inject saliva containing powerful digestive enzymes that break
down skin cells. These enzymes also cause the local tissues
to swell and harden. The tiny chigger sits within the
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swollen tissue, sucking up its liquified meal. After about four days,
it drops from the host, leaving a red welt with
a hard white center and a sadistic itch. The welts
itching and swelling occur within three to six hours after
exposure and may last up to two weeks. Some people
experience more severe allergic reactions and may also develop blister
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like lesions. Mind did, and they lasted about six months,
not a couple of weeks. Here the way is to
avoid him. Avoid walking through overgrown vegetation, uncut fields, and brush.
Always apply a repellent to shoes, socks, cuffs, waistlines, and
pant legs where long pants tucked into boots or socks.
On hiking or camping in chiger infested areas, launder field
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cloth in hot water immediately after returning from a chigger
infested area. Take a hot bath to remove tiggers on
your body. If itching persists, apply ointments containing benson caine,
hydrocortisone or calamine lotion. Now, the thing that I didn't
do was take a hot bath as soon as I
got in, and it was in the car and took
me a while, several hours for five hours to get home.
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So that's when the little boogers did their damage.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Mites.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
They are, so be careful out there. If you're walking
around in the woods in the fields until the frost
comes in and really kills them all out.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Who says that?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
I say that with the experience to know Robert d Rayfer,
John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Are we own there?
Speaker 4 (04:40):
That's right?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Alrighty? Perfect start? Oh man, I don't know. It might
be bad luck starting broadcast week like that with kind
of a goof off me not being ready. I say
we go back home. Try again next week. All right, boys,
ready break? I am word belly right here? Am I
going to have to give him my tardiness talk?
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Oh boy?
Speaker 6 (05:05):
I know, I know he actually called his alarm to
go off, he said, possibly because he didn't send it.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
But he'll be right.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
I would say, well, I thought he'd be by now,
maybe one two more minutes.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Try to lead by example, you know.
Speaker 7 (05:17):
Normally this is where I would chime in with my
instigation speech. If I think you got to send him
down and give him a talking to.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Yeah, my last.
Speaker 7 (05:24):
Nerve has been racked this weekend, so I'm begging him playing.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
What happened to your last near repellers? You know, for
some reason, I'm feeling better. I'd send him down and
give him a talking. Oh man, Hell, alrighty, then, well
here it is Monday morning. We got well, uh, we
won't have the winner for the Martinsville race. Randy, I
know you really don't keep up with stuff like this.
But there was no race yesterday because it was rainy.
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It was rainy a lot, so they're going to run
the race today eleven am Eastern time.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
Alright, Well, I thought I was watching the Martinsville race yesterday.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
No, that wasn't it. Uh. And also today Michael scooping
from Survivor too. You may remember Michael. He was the
guy who got burnt up when he I don't know,
and held the smoke, fell in the fire. His hands
had to run in the water. Boy, I was watching
that all show that time they had the helicopter amount. Yeah,
but Michael is going to be in the studio, so
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we'll get some behind the scenes stuff Survivor. I'm anxious
to found it, like what really goes on.
Speaker 7 (06:25):
It's too bad his hands went because I was praying
that he would just ball up a fist and knock
Jerry in the next time.
Speaker 6 (06:30):
Everybody remembers him as the guy who passed out and
fell into the campfire. But I remember him as the
guy who beat a wild boar to death with a
stick and then ate.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
It killed and ate cooked and ate a wild board.
See Randy, the name of the show is Survivor. It's
not going to the Howard Johnson's for fishing clams. So
it's pretty cool, pretty cool, all right, did so we'll
give you legs up first chances you to join the winners.
Of course we'll be outburst And uh. I went to
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the Carolina Panthers New Orleans game over the weekend. I
didn't see you. Oh for Pete, come on, yeah? Hung
out the nah really yeah, yeah, I got see you
got to see Rick Flair. We hung out the Flair
a little bit and I said he wouldn't got into
the ring because it was gonna mess up his hair.
I got on too, AI a little bit about that,
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as it was hair. He'll fight. Oh yeah, I was
good to see the nach and uh, I don't know.
I'm gonna have to have a tall with coach seafferd
being a Carolina Panther fan going for two twice and
not getting it and not kicking a field goal from
the Saints five yard line going forward on fourth down.
We lost on the very last play of the game.
Speaker 7 (07:38):
All Right, spell that man for me, because I'm making
a list of the people you need to give.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
A talking seaffert. Oh, Billy's here, just in time. How
do you spelled seaffert s I E F E R
T Okay, closing up, We'll know who you're talking about.
Thank you? Alrighty, so, uh, Billy, if you're gonna be
I'm gonna have to come up with some better excuses
(08:02):
for you. Wait a minute, now, is this the official?
Is that the talking to?
Speaker 7 (08:06):
Or can I cross his name off the list?
Speaker 8 (08:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Yes, cross him all because out decided, you know, me
and building be together to a line. I need just
help him with some good excuses.
Speaker 9 (08:13):
As a famous commercial one said, from you, I learned
it from you again.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Good morning, the Big Show is on the radio. It's
about twenty minutes after the hour. And here we are
on Monday morning. The fat Boy just getting back to Martinsville.
Of course, I're racing in Marsville today eleven am Eastern,
since was rained out yesterday. Right, A fat Boy talked
to him yesterday. I said he hit a deer. Did
twelve thousand dollars damage? Really to the deer or whether
that was a fat boy or to Larry mcgrenell's coach. Now,
(08:45):
is this another guy that needs to talking to? Yeah, okay,
he should pay more attention.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
Okay, I think it's safe to assume it was the
coach since the aggregate value of fat boy as well below.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Oh yeah, yeah, right, yeah, right, all right, this is
what we're playing for here on Altbursts this morning. We've
got a copy of the two thousand and one NASCAR
Winston Cup yearbook from you and my publications. This is
officially licensed by NASCAR. This is one that the drivers
get at the celebration in New York City at the
end of the season when they wore the championship points
(09:17):
and money. All right, okay, well, let's get to it here.
You legs up for our first contests of the week.
On this date. October fifteenth, and eighteen, sixty, eleven, year
old Grace Bedell of Westville, New York wrote a letter
to presidential candidate Abraham Lincoln suggesting he would look better
if he were to grow a beard.
Speaker 9 (09:35):
And he's thinking, well, I'll try anything at.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
This point, Yes, Lincoln complied. Grace told Lincoln that she
would ask her four brothers to vote for him as
president if he grew the beard. A beardless Lincoln won
the election in November, apparently without the four brothers endorsement,
and Lincoln later grew a beard once he was in office.
Speaker 7 (09:54):
What do you think, Mary my stash?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
How about that? Imas going, Hey, Lincoln? Why the long face?
Speaker 7 (10:03):
Thinking about some big muppets up side burned from the.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Mohawk that was on this day. In nineteen fifty, the
very first radio pagers went on sale to the American public.
Back then, they weren't so small though. The first beepers
weighed five pounds. Wow. Nineteen fifty the pager yep, n oh,
it's me hair, hold a backpack and on the state. Finally,
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nineteen sixty six, a seventy five year old man receives
ten traffic summonses when he drives on the wrong side
of the road four times, commits four hitting run of fences,
causes six accidents, all within twenty minutes in McKinnie, Texas.
I'll tell you what if you overlook this, I'll grow
a beard. And Raver said, oh, trying to check out
(10:50):
see was talking on the phone. I's not saying all right, yall,
there's she legs up and you heard the big prize
baggage one eight hundred Big show was your toll free line.
We'll play with caler nine neck. Good morning, it's the
big shown already a right at the bottom of the hour.
What I'm talking about, ahead and start this music. Only
(11:11):
gets to play our first game with the bottom boy,
just call it Upburst. Let's play Upburst.
Speaker 10 (11:16):
It's the game that anyone John.
Speaker 11 (11:19):
Boy Billy gave the buzzes from that. Let's go contesting number.
Let's be a lot of funks when.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
You're playing Outburst.
Speaker 9 (11:34):
Have a hurry up and gust time.
Speaker 8 (11:36):
You love the best time at shop. George, morning, that boy,
b b b b b B.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
But you're doing air ridingey? How are you this morning?
Speaker 4 (11:58):
All right? Just not working morning?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Working before the sun comes up? That's what I like
to see. I don't like to see it. I'd like
to hear about it. But anyway, Rodney, what kind of work.
Speaker 9 (12:09):
You do after before the sun comes up? I'm a burglar.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
I'm an architecture all right.
Speaker 9 (12:14):
You're into architecture. Oh yeah, Now that's a kind of
a broad answer.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
In other word, hiding out from the boss in a
little building.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Yeah, I work for an architecture and making.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
All right, right, I say you going ahead. He's a
good he can do it in the dark, you know.
Speaker 9 (12:30):
Pre dawn architecture is the most difficult kind.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
You're right, all right, Rodney. Let's see how sharp you
are this morning? Buddy? You ready to go?
Speaker 7 (12:37):
I hope?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
So all right? Three things this might be hard in
the dark. Three things you find on your face. Ready
you go, mouth, huh, oh, wow, eyes.
Speaker 9 (12:52):
You shoulder, Yeah for a minute, please please, all right,
good work.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Three electronic gadgets ready go, hey, look at you jump? Wow,
he is rolling right through here, all right for the win.
Three traffic violations. Ready to go.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
It's hitting run, speeding and running red lights.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Wow, you just gotta going on. Let me see this
had us up. Let's go back and look at the
clock to added up what you got? Ready? Five point
oh five point seven seconds? Come on point seven point
seven seconds? Man Oway, Yeah, yeah, we had we had
to go back and calibrate that. No, that was after
(13:34):
the calibration of the first one. Oh man, I close.
What does calibration mean? Well, what do calibrate, Jeff?
Speaker 5 (13:42):
For?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
You have to get one number from the other one
and make sure that they're lucky.
Speaker 7 (13:46):
You know what he is going like, I'm putting you
back on the list to give yourself a good talking
to you.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Hey, thank you?
Speaker 12 (13:54):
What can I get you to tell?
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Jenn the sports Babe, Hey.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
This morning, Janice the sports Babe, jin Jena sports Base. Absolute, Randy,
don't put me down, I mean, don't make me put you.
I'm talking to Rodney Hill. Please Jenn of sports Bay
for my sation.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
It one or two.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Hey, Jean, I think you're Rodney Lies. You breed on architecture.
I'm working that toy rather property.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Rayford with a few odds and ends to get the
week started. A man who wanted to stay sober served
part of a friend's jail sentence to see whether he
could fool the justice system. A fifty one year old
Swede posed as his friend and started a one month
drunk driving sentence, but was discovered after two weeks in jail.
All I said, I wanted to go to jail to
stop myself from drinking for a few weeks. Peal didn't
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think it would work. He agreed to let me try.
I borrowed his ID card, identified myself as him at
the prison and went in to serve his time, got
in trouble at Stockholm. Court has found the impost guilty
of perjury and wrongful use of another person's identity.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Here's the question. If you recently received.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
An e mail that warns you to avoid shopping malls
on Halloween because of.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
A possible terrorist attack.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
The FBI is now saying it can't confirm whether the
message is true or just another one of those e
mail hoaxes we warned you about. The e mail began
circulating October fifth. Was started by a southern California woman
who says she was merely forwarding information she heard from
a friend. There you go, that's the e mail source
heard from a friend. It details the story of a
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woman whose Afghan boyfriend abruptly disappeared in early September, then
wrote her a letter begging her to avoid air travel
on September eleventh and shopping malls on Halloween. Spokesperson for
the FBI says agents are working to verify the validity
of the e mail, but at this time it's unknown
whether the message is a But I say you can
consider it an email hoax. A lot of things circulating
(16:05):
on email that are not sourced me. I think this
would be a good time to put an end to
bega Ween. Anyway, Robert d Ray for John Boy and
Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Good Morning, The Big Show is on the radio. It
is Monday morning. Later this morning, Michael scooping from survivor
to the guy who killed a wild boar with his
bare hands and hate it. Well, he shared it with
his other survivors to so good. So we'll get a
little behind the scenes look at survivors. Hell that's going on.
Martinsville Race did not happen yesterday. We will not talk
(16:35):
to the winter. We'll watch it today and then talk
to the winter tomorrow morning.
Speaker 8 (16:39):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Well, let's jump in here with our latest John Boy
and Billy Playhouse that ought to hold you. We will
do that next Good Morning, A Big Show is on
(17:03):
a radio about ten minutes away for the hour. A
nice time.
Speaker 9 (17:08):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode the
Lamp of Omar. As our story opens, United States President
George W. Bush is being escorted to a secret late
night meeting in a high security area at Andrews Air
Force Base in Washington, DC.
Speaker 6 (17:28):
So what heck's going on here, Roleck, some unexpected foreign visitors.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Situation needs your immediate attention.
Speaker 13 (17:33):
Sir h missed President, thank you for coming on such
short notice. I am Muhammad Azir from the University of
Riad and I believe you know this. Gentlemen.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Huh great horny too, says Osama ben Lawdon Bell Bill,
So we'll be meeted last. My brothers in.
Speaker 7 (17:50):
Iraq began the battle against the evil Bush, and I
will finish it by defeating the son of a bush.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
What did you call me?
Speaker 13 (17:58):
Osama was captured by American military forces in Afghanistan a
few hours ago, just before he was to take possession
of an important artifact discovered recently in Saudi Arabia.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
What kind of artifact this?
Speaker 7 (18:10):
Your infidelizer? Not fit to gays upon it? It is
the lamp of Omar?
Speaker 13 (18:15):
What the heck is a lamp of Omar? A most
important piece of Islamic history. For fourteenth centuries, it has
been the home of Pooky Pooh, the genie poke Pooh,
the genie, the most powerful genie in all the world,
A genie named Pokey Poo.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Is this surreal?
Speaker 7 (18:30):
Do not mock the power of Pooki Pooh?
Speaker 13 (18:34):
Push you see mister President. An ancient Islamic legend says
Pooky Poo was imprisoned inside the lamp in the seventh century.
Shortly after that it was lost, and because of its
great power, men have searched for it ever since. Legend
says he will be found again at a pivotal moment
in history. Pivotal, i say, and will be the key
to the future of all mankind. Keep talking, the legend states,
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they're only the most powerful leader in all of Islam
will have the authority to call forth the power of
Pokey Pooh. That is why Osama sought to obtain the
lamp when it was discovered.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Sounds like we napped him just then time. But wait,
there is more.
Speaker 13 (19:09):
When they promised leader rubs the lamp, poke Poo will
come forth and offer him three wishes. If he chooses wisely,
the world will be saved. But if he chooses unwisely,
it would be the end of all things.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Holy corn row, you mean you're actually gonna let this
guy rub the lamp? So it is written, and so
it must be done. So you got me out of
bed just in time to have a front row seat
for the end of the world.
Speaker 13 (19:32):
Wait, wait, wait, wait, there is a further tale in
the legend the leader who rubs the lamp. If he
has done great evil, causing the death of innocence and
bringing shame to the name of Islam, he must forfeit
his final wish to the victims of his crimes. You mean, yes,
Osama's bloody deans mean he must give the final wish
to you. This will give you an opportunity to avenge
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the evil done to you and your people.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
I don't know. I don't like this summary.
Speaker 7 (19:58):
I will gladly give up one wish If it I
will have my revenge on this bush.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
You come out one more time, You're gonna get a
mouth for a boy Chicklate's there, Bobby.
Speaker 9 (20:08):
The moment is at hand, Osama. The lamp is yours,
who keep.
Speaker 14 (20:14):
Oo Come forth, don't go forth my spirit from the lamp.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
It is I Osama bin Laden.
Speaker 8 (20:35):
Well I sent.
Speaker 9 (20:36):
You are the powerful leader I have awaited.
Speaker 14 (20:38):
I am yours to command.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
If I find a pot of gold, then hear me.
Speaker 8 (20:50):
Now.
Speaker 7 (20:51):
First, I wish that all the American invaders will be
perched from the House of Islam.
Speaker 9 (20:56):
Is that so well?
Speaker 14 (20:57):
Your wish is my command? There it is done. All
Americans have been removed from the House of Islam and
returned to their homes.
Speaker 15 (21:06):
Most seconds. See, do I want to send with your no, no, no,
I wish for a great barrier to be fixed between
the House of Islam and all other nations of the world.
A stone wall one hundred cubans high and one hundred
cuban stick.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
A wall without gates. A wall is so.
Speaker 7 (21:25):
Strong that no Infidel will ever set foot on Islamic soil.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Again, couldn't ask for a car? You want, Poky Poop?
Speaker 8 (21:32):
All right?
Speaker 14 (21:33):
Coming right up? And now, Osama, I sense that with
your great power there is also great evil. Thus you
must forfeit the final and third wish to the leader
of the nations you have wronged, and that.
Speaker 8 (21:49):
Would be made there.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Camel boy, George W. Bush, How you doing there, Pooky Poop?
Speaker 9 (21:53):
He can't complain.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
We will not be making.
Speaker 8 (21:55):
Happy talk with Theidel.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Let's just get this.
Speaker 14 (21:58):
Over with well, very well, then, Bush, the final wish
is yours.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Okay. Let me see if I got the picture here.
All the Americans are back home, right, that's right in
All the Muslim countries are behind a big wall.
Speaker 8 (22:10):
Huh.
Speaker 14 (22:11):
Indeed, a great fortress without gates that no Muslim can enter.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Cool. All right, I know what I want. I want
to wish for.
Speaker 14 (22:18):
Go ahead, then for seed.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
You know that big John Fortress fill her up with water?
And did this done?
Speaker 14 (22:30):
No?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
You said a push?
Speaker 16 (22:32):
What have you done?
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Let me give you a little tip, pair of juggles,
don't mess with Texas.
Speaker 9 (22:43):
Faith and Bgara. We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and
Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Sweep you in again.
Speaker 9 (22:51):
Next time we'll hear the crusty old presidential helicopter pilots say.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Hey, big man, let me hold it dollar. Somebody get
my attalent. Look on how the Irish genie get buried
in his Good morning? The Big Show is on a radio.
Hope you Monday is starting off alrighty right here with you.
We've got John Boy Jeffardy coming up in about twenty
minutes or so. Be playing for a copy of the
two thousand and one NASCAR Winston Copy yearbook from um
(23:18):
I Publication, officially lies of by NASCAR. Coming up next,
we'll check in with Frankeny Cabby. Actually he'll check in
with us call down from Jersey as he will review
a brand new movie that he saw over the weekend
for us. All right, we'll do that. Next Good Morning,
(23:39):
A Big show is on the radio five wave an
hour actually five after the I was away from there
one the other shout if you're looking at it like that, Wait, man,
let me get this phone called Hello, Big Show.
Speaker 16 (23:48):
Job boy, Billy Yay, Hey, how's my two favorite Charlatans?
Speaker 2 (23:53):
I think you made Charlotte Teans right you.
Speaker 16 (23:56):
Ever listen to your show?
Speaker 4 (23:58):
Your tagline should be BS for twenty years and coming.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
More jipper mood. Yes, I don't know how to ask
how you again went?
Speaker 16 (24:06):
I got two words for you, awe and crap. It
all started off Friday. I'm driving along the turnpike. I
see this big billboard and it says where will you
spend eternity? I got freaked out because I was on
my way to the DMV speaking a big billboard. Okay,
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So I'm driving into a friend's house on Saturday. We
see this other big billboard with a hot chicken a bikini.
She's holding a six pack of beer. Fay says to me.
She says, Hey, I suppose if I drink that kind
of beer, I'll look like her. So I says to her,
I says, no, if I drink that six pack, you'll.
Speaker 4 (24:47):
Look like her.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Take it.
Speaker 16 (24:51):
I'll let you know as soon as the swelling goes down.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
You see that movie we're talking about, you cann't forget
about it, Randy hit my music.
Speaker 16 (25:00):
Welcome to the jump Boy and Billy Big Show Movie Minute.
I am your hosty slightly swoll Frankie to Caaby Denucci.
And last week I went to see that new comedy
Corky Romano Starry Chris Catan. Here's a tip, don't wear
your surgical scrubs because there ain't no brain surgery going
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on here. Corky is this happy, dopey veterinarians assistant who
dreams of having his own practice and his world has
turned upside down when his estranged family needs a favor.
I put emphasis on the word family because that's exactly
what they are. A mob family, the patriarch and a
clan played beautifully by the great Peter Falk. We never
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see him enough. He is wrongfully indicted for murder and
they need someone to go undercover at the FBI and
destroy the evidence. And with no other choice, they picked
the dorky Corky, who was disowned by the family years
ago for not being tough enough. Suffice to say, hilarity ensues.
I gotta admit it, I was dreading seeing this picture.
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But this little Chris Catan is so freaking funny. He's
just He's like a quirky little Gerbil with a great
knack for that physical comedy. He's all over the place.
He's just hysterical. And what a supporting cast shaft himself.
Richard Roundtree is Kirky's FBI boss, and this kid Matthew
Glave as Brick Davis, the smug FBI team leader. This
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is the guy. Uh, this is the guy to watch.
He played Drew Barrymore's boyfriend and a wedding singer. Remember
that guy, and he really gets to stretch his wings
in this show. He's very funny. Peter Berg and Chris
Penn Sean Penn's older brother plays Kirky's brothers Pete and Pauli.
Eric Scream and Chris Penn. What's with your friggin head?
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He has gotten so chunky his noggin looks like a
big cind of ble Hey listen, everybody in this picture
does a great job, and in a time when America
needs a good laugh. This is the perfect prescription. Remember, folks,
Frankie is a reviewer of the people. I am no
rex read looking for movies to change and improve my life.
I just want to be entertained. Frankie says three and
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a half stars. All right, Hey, you're gonna talk to
Ricky be later on.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
We probably will.
Speaker 16 (27:23):
Your day is really gonna suck it.
Speaker 5 (27:29):
I was.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Gotta get paid a big old kiss before breakfast for us.
Speaker 12 (27:34):
This morning before breakfast were crazy, probably Rayfert who and
I get this straight.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
Does not indict the Internet generally, it is a source
of much information. Whether it is properly sourced, identify authenticated,
it is the work of the devil when used to
spread rumors and propaganda. The stories are remarkable. What is
so remarkable as how people believe them, not only believe them,
but passed them on to others along their Internet and
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email lines. Some examples, a woman who was dating one
of the World Trade Center terrorists received a note from
him before he disappeared, warning her to stay away from airplanes.
On September eleventh, and shopping malls. On October thirty first,
somebody took a photograph of a tourist at the top
of the World Trade Center. Seconds before the plane crashed
into the tower, a plane gunning for the building can
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be seen in the background. In Lexington, North Carolina, local
police call the State Bureau of Investigation who had flight
manuals in their homes. These stories are being told and
retold and circulated at the push of a mouse, but
all of them are false. The FBI has never heard
about a letter from the terrorist, the photograph was manipulated,
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and Lexington the lease officials said that they haven't investigated
anybody with flight manuals since the terrorist attacks. Tall tales
and urban legends such as these have been sweeping across
the United States through word of mouth and the Internet.
John Llewellyn, and Associate professor of Communications at Wake Forest
University who studies these urban legends, says, it's a logical
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and human attempt to explain things that are incomprehensible. Here,
you have something where people are already on the edge,
then you have no information. That vacuum is filled with
a lot of speculation. These concerns aren't new and emerged
during times of crisis. However, technological advancements such as the
Internet and email have rebbed up these urban legends, allowing
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them to spread faster and further. The rumor about the
letter from the terrorists to his girlfriend is being distributed
through email and passed to groups of people just with
the click of a mouse. And what I can't understand
is why they call these things urban legends. They originate
in small towns and out in the country too, would
wager they are passed around more by the gullible and
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small towns around the USA. Robert d Ray for John
Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Good morning, everybody got the Big Show on a radio
about a quarter after the hour coming up on John
boyde Everty Time, Another chance for you to join the
winters and Robert Earl Keane getting ready to move through
some big show cities. Let's see Chattanooga on the seventeenth,
That will be Wednesday night. He's playing at Chattanooga, Tennessee
the Tahoe Theater, and then uh let me see you
on Thursday night Bristol, Tennessee and the Paramount Theater. Friday
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night Charlotte, North Carolina County Joe's and he will be
in the Big Show Studio Friday morning, and then moving
through Ashville, North Carolina and Louisville, Kentucky in Nashville, Tennessee.
So we'll keep you up to date. Robert Earl is
coming to go town. You can get out and see
him all right at John boje evertything, we got a
good and we're gonna get us a good winner here.
That'll be maybe you hang on righten up, let's play
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in minutes. Good morning everybody, The Big Show is on
the radio. It is Monday morning to five after the
hour and coming up, Mad Max is gonna check in
with you. But right now it is John boy Jebary
time playing for a copy of the two thousand and
one NASCAR Winston Cup yearbook from m I Publications, officially
licensed by Nascars. Is what the drivers give the end
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of the year at the banquet in New York. Also
going in a John Boyn Billy Paps Blue Ribbon Racing
Prize pack y rad show. Is that right? This is
the last race at Lakeland this weekend. This will finish
up the season. Next last Johnny the last one's Thanksgiving
weekend in Nashville. Okay, all right, thank you very much.
Tim Nichols, the ol Milwaukee car still head the rookie
points battle got a number fifty three, Oh Milwaukee. Is
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Johnny chamangohead a grillad Salce car down there? I'm not sure.
I had some engine problems and they're they're hoping to go,
but it's not together yet. Listening, I can't pay for everything.
All right, then we'll be done in Lakeland this week.
Speaker 9 (31:52):
Get and by everything he means anything.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Absolutely, I won't even chieve in for gas card. They
were going to the race track. But when it comes
to professional sports, football tops the list of highest injury rate.
In fact, it has twelve times the injury rate of
the next most dangerous sport, which is this?
Speaker 9 (32:13):
What is the Taliban national skeet shooting team. They've been
having a lot of those outdoor practices lately, and yet
a lot of them getting hurt for some reason.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Oh good, guess I'd like to see that. But no,
what do you all think? One eight hundred big show
your toll free line across America? We still we're calling
nine go do we get a winter? We play an
acting Good morning. There's a big show on the radio
right around a bottom of.
Speaker 9 (32:40):
The how and that is time, Yes Live what across America?
It's John Jeparday, I know your host. The most dangerous
sport he knows is that redheaded girl that works at
Hooters down in Orlando.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Geez's John Moore. Hello, Brent out of Seymour, Tennessee. How
you doing this morning, Brent.
Speaker 5 (33:08):
I'm doing fine.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
How you doing doing good?
Speaker 8 (33:10):
Buddy?
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Bye? Brent. When it comes to professional sports, football tops
the list of highest injury rate. In fact, it has
twelve times injury rate of the next most dangerous sport,
which is this.
Speaker 4 (33:20):
I was hoping I wouldn't be first because I wanted
to pick something nobody else said. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (33:24):
Let's go with.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Baseball, all right, show us baseball, don't do Brent. Your
instincts were correct on one one. What now you, buddy?
Appreciate you?
Speaker 5 (33:38):
Thank you all right.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Dan Drew out of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, is up.
Hello Drew.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
Hey, how you doing man?
Speaker 5 (33:43):
I'm doing great?
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Good good. What do you think you, buddy? I think
it's ice hockey, Show us ice hockey. No, that can't
get rodya.
Speaker 5 (33:57):
You take them must have been inside bowling.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
Thanks for playing, Drew.
Speaker 5 (34:02):
He ain't no problem, Dan.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Randy out, I'm making Georgia's up. Hello, Randy. Good morning,
Good morning, buddy. What are you thinking man?
Speaker 14 (34:10):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Soccer show US soccer?
Speaker 9 (34:14):
Oh no, unless you count the people in the stand
actually on the field.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Why that is it? Alright? Randy, thank you buddy. All right,
down to clear Water, Florida, and Stacy is on the line. Hello,
Stacey doing doing good? Buddy? All right? What you thinking?
Speaker 4 (34:31):
Man?
Speaker 16 (34:32):
Probably what about racing?
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Show US racing racing? But you know, in another survey,
as far as fatalities, automobile racing is number one and
Polo polo is number two. Weird how about that.
Speaker 9 (34:53):
But we're not talking fatalities here. We're just talking about.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Injury injury, injury rate. That's it, all right, and Stacy,
thank you buddy.
Speaker 5 (34:58):
All right, thank you?
Speaker 2 (34:59):
All right, Dan, Yeah, not a racing Ohio. Hello, Ed,
how you doing all right?
Speaker 4 (35:04):
Man?
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Okay, yeah, all right, trying to get too excited. Just
keep a level head. I said, what you doing?
Speaker 16 (35:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (35:11):
I just took me only two years to get back
to you.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
You've been driving two years. Excitements pretty much out of
it now. Yeah, did you lose last time you were
on in No?
Speaker 4 (35:21):
I won when you was doing pick C and a
lot of people picked me and with the wrong answer.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Oh yeah, so all right, Well you're stepping up a
little harder contest here.
Speaker 10 (35:31):
Ed.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Yeah, So what are you thinking? Man?
Speaker 4 (35:34):
I'll say, croquet, show.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
Us croquet, croqu We got stump toes.
Speaker 4 (35:46):
There was a hit with a mountain.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
But we're guessing you.
Speaker 4 (35:50):
Have I don't know, but I don't know you give
you a hit?
Speaker 2 (35:54):
I did know you played croquet with goalies.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
Well yeah, you could use goalie.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Yeah, let's dress it up. Let's play some croquete full
contact techka. I like you ed all right, but I
hope we don't have to go through this ever two years. Well,
we'll see you all right. Steven out of boone, North Carolina. Hello, Steven,
doing good, buddy? Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (36:19):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (36:20):
What you got?
Speaker 4 (36:21):
How about basketball?
Speaker 10 (36:22):
Show us b ball? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (36:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Most common injuries in both sports are knee related because
all the sudden stops and starts and high friction shoes.
Two thirds of all basketball injuries are to the knees,
and football knees are involved in one third of the injuries.
So there you go, all right, and Stephen a copy
of the two thousand and one NASCAR Winston Cup Yearbook
from you and my Publications. You got a John Mobilly
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Pats Blue Ribbon Racing prize pack and you're qualified for
the autograph copy of the book Dale and Heart Determined
and twenty five hundred dollars in cash. Yeah about that money.
That's great man Bye staving up batter beautiful Maus nor Caroline.
You hang on, Jack and the twins get your information?
Speaker 8 (37:09):
A kay?
Speaker 4 (37:09):
Thank what hey?
Speaker 5 (37:10):
You know them?
Speaker 8 (37:11):
Twins?
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Biks A pair that look like dollar near mind.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
Gray for again perusing the papers and the news wire
as it has been for the past month. It's about
terrorism and reaction to terrorism. Headline Today in USA Today
Powell goes to war zone. Anthrax incidents create growing sense
of anxiety. New York Times President rejects offered by Taliban
for negotiations, US is stepping up plan for handling anthrax threat.
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Charlotte Observer Bush no negotiations and terrorists linked to anthrax
even Wall Street Journal. Yet GERM program is a worry
once again amid anthrac scare. Cases of jitters nine to
one one in Pittsburgh is getting lots of strange reports.
And on that fateful day, two airlines face their darkest scenario.
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And certainly when you turn on the news on radio
and television, especially television. That's what they're all telling about.
I'm hearing more and more people say, we want to
be informed, but we're tired of this grim news all
the time. Well, I have a suggestion. Turn to the
sports section of the newspaper, the section that devotes more
space to one topic, ballgames and ballplayers than any other
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section of the newspaper except the first section. And there's
not a word about terrorists, anthrax, war and rumors of war.
It's all about ballgames or racing. So if you want
to escape, turn to the sports section. I have three
sports sections before me. Local Charlotte Observer twelve pages of
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escapism USA Today, eighteen pages of escape into the world
of sports. In the New York Times, which devotes less
to sports than the others, does have a section of
its own on Sunday and Monday, nothing but news from
that world, all in its own orbit, the world of sports.
So if you want some relief from terror, wars and
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rumors of wars and speculation on saying, shake out the
sports section and escape, so says Robert d Rafer, John
Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
Good Morning, the Big Shows on the radio. Yeah, how's everything? Okay,
it's about fifteen minutes away from the hour, and later
today Michael scoop In is gonna be on open line.
He's from survivor to guy who killed a wild boar
for the people, knifed it up and cooked it up,
made it yep, and then unluckily fell into fire burner's hands.
(39:52):
Had to be helicoptered off, looking forward to see behind
the scenes on that deal, how that works. And we
don't have a winner of the Martinsville Race because we don't.
I'm a winner of the Martinsville Race. It'll be eleven
o'clock Eastern times when a green flag will drop today.
So we'll talk to the winner tomorrow. Todd bow Dine
on the poll. Alright, Dan, coming up next? Mad Max
checks in. Good morning. The Big Show is on the radio,
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about ten away for the hour. All right, let's get
this call him, Hello, Big Show.
Speaker 4 (40:28):
John boy Billy go Mad Max here?
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Hey Max? What's odd dander? U? Well I've heard that
all my life? What is dander? I mean? Is it
something that comes from boyd?
Speaker 4 (40:36):
Let me put this as gentley as I can.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Okay, shut up, you idiot, Thanks for taking it easy
on the rock.
Speaker 4 (40:43):
Well, fellas everybody says this, here is the time when
all Americans are supposed to be coming together. Uh today,
I'd like to teach all the Side five freaks and
computer geeks in the audience how to get along with
us regular normal men. Randy, Randy, listen up. Here are
some basic rules for men to live by. Complaining about
the brand of free beer in your buddy's refrigerator is
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forbidden unless he killed somebody in your family. You must
bail your buddy out of jail within twelve hours. Any
man that brings a camera to a bachelor party can
be legally butt whooped by the other man at the party.
Once you've known a feller for more than twenty four hours,
his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.
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The minimum amount of time you have to wait for
a buddy who's running late is five minutes. Maximum waiting
time six minutes. Or girl, you have to wait ten
minutes for every point she racks up on the classic
one to ten hotness scale. No man is ever required
to buy birthday present for another man. In fact, even
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remembering your buddy's birthday at all is optional. It's okay
to chug a fruit flavored girly drink only if you're
sitting on the tropical beach and is delivered by a
waitress or supermodel. It must be topless. Also, the drink
must be free. It is okay for a man to
cry under the following circumstances. He when a brave dog
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dies to save his master me after wrecking the boss's car.
See when Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her shirt. Indeed, one hour,
twelve minutes and thirty seven seconds into the movie The
Crying Game. Now, when you run up on a group
of fellas watching a sporting event, it's okay to ask
the score of the game, but you should never ask
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who's playing and Randy, what sport is this. If a
woman says she loves to watch sports, treat her like
a spy until she proves she knows the game and
that she can drink as much beer as a men
in the bunk. If a feller zipper is down, that's
his problem. You didn't see nothing. The morning after you
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and a babe who was formerly just a friend have
shared a night of spontaneous animal passion. Feeling weird and
kilty is no reason not to do it again. Before
you have that talk about what a big mistake. It's
okay to grab the last beer or the last slice
of pizza. Don't go for both. That's just playing me.
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And finally, if two men sharing umbrella, they are considered
legally married in seventeenth state.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
Good advice.
Speaker 4 (43:22):
Mags are the freaks and geeks, learn them. No, I'm
living and learning my life.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
Good morning, A big shows on the radio. Yes, and
talk about it.
Speaker 9 (43:35):
Oh, come on, come on, Marty, come on.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
Oh it's funny. Came up, Marty. We're going to talk
about our parent company. They may not know it you,
they're gonna find that. We'll make sure they know know it. Yah,
as employee that the Tomobilly Radio network ahead of affiliate
syndication sales syndications. Thank you very much, Marty.
Speaker 9 (44:02):
Is just see a key person in the organization. Johnny
doesn't even know what his job time is.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
I know he listener. Yeah, like Barry, he must be
doing something good. Because what what was your net pay
for two weeks? Marty? Let's see?
Speaker 9 (44:15):
Well, first of all, what was your gross?
Speaker 2 (44:17):
All right, my gross?
Speaker 17 (44:18):
Let's see one million, one million, ninety two thousand and
forty nine dollars and thirty three cents.
Speaker 9 (44:28):
But of course, after the government gain, let me tell
you what sales are booming.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Yeah, sales are good. What did you what did you
net that much that?
Speaker 17 (44:37):
Wait a minute, now, I do have a four to
one K program, and I do have medical insurance in
my wife and myself. And it was five hundred and
seventy two thousand, four hundred and nineteen dollars and seventy
four cents.
Speaker 9 (44:47):
Holy Holy.
Speaker 17 (44:49):
So I called making our illustrious leader and I and
I said, is there something you need to tell me?
And he says, what do you mean? I said, have
I been you know? Leg what'd you hear?
Speaker 2 (45:01):
That might have been your severance package? Well, if that's
your severance package, I'd like to get fired immediately. As
a matter of fact, I was wishing for that.
Speaker 17 (45:08):
Then I call Randy, you know, and I'm talking to Randy,
and Randy says, you know, what you would hear from
me if.
Speaker 6 (45:13):
It's happened to me, if this happened to him.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Nothing, Yeah, we don't know what happened to him.
Speaker 17 (45:19):
He disappeared, And then he proceeded to say, you know,
for one hundred and fifty thousand dollars. I think I
probably could keep my mouth shut for now. Well, I
think it's time when you bring the balls in here.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
Our general manager, making Moy Macon is at you, buddy, Hey.
Speaker 5 (45:32):
Hey, Johnny. I was just going to hit my ball
for the morning. I was wondering to day have y'all say, Marty?
I gave him raise. I forgot to tell him.
Speaker 9 (45:43):
Yeah, there's a lot of that going around.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
Yeah, and may I say at this point, I love you, man,
Megan will hit another bucket and come on him. We'll
see how we can give you this up.
Speaker 5 (45:53):
Oh you know that's the work night, Johnny. I'm on
the way in right now.
Speaker 2 (45:56):
Okay, good work.
Speaker 9 (45:57):
And for those of you who don't know much about
the radio business, that's way high, Mike.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
Yeah, oh yeah, but congratulation Marty. We won't take the
money back, but you are employee of the week. I
take god. All right, all right, where's our livest fuck
right here? Man good were talking about our buzz at
Paps Blue Ribbon. Yeah, this is why they didn't do
it to you than what Because this was the second
(46:24):
year Paps Brew's Ribbon Companies involvement with prinks, habits, booze
ribbon an I know it's ma'am. Maybe we should get
the Vice president Bradshaw in here really about it. Yeah, anyway,
the race is at Lakeland, Florida, the Goodiest Dash series.
That's where we have the PAPS Blue Ribbon number forty
four driven by Doc Broer, the old Milwaukee number fifty
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two driven by Tim Nichols who was leading the rookie
point standings right now, and also PAPS sponsored ARCA. Of
course they've been giving the ARCA Pole award away all
year and then at the end of the year with
the merchant with them those archipoles.
Speaker 9 (47:00):
It's pretty cool, that's right, and perhaps is support against
racing involvement this year with special racing packages and consumer
offers a little so much a local retails for the
big stand up and
Hi, Big Show fans, Citizen Rugby with you, and yesterday's
show is an.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Encore edition of The John Boy and Billy Big Show.
But we do we have something special for you.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
This show originally aired on October fifteenth, two thousand and one,
just a little over a month.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
After the nine to eleven attacks. So a lot of
that kind of talk in the show.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Plus we'll look into a payroll error that gave Smarty
Marty the One Man Party a one point five million
dollars single paycheck.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Well, yes, he sent it back. We made it, And
at the.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
End of the show we'll visit with Mike scoopin or
Michael Scoopen. He was one of the early contestants on
Survivor I think second season, but nevertheless, he's also one
of six Survivor contestants that went on to do time
in prison. Of course, we won't get to talk about
that because it didn't happen for several years after.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
His visit, but nevertheless, we'll see him in.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Happier times during the open line segment at the end
of the show. So let's get things started with Robert
d Rayford and his chigger problems.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
All right, You enjoy the.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Show Roberty Rayford were a chigger update last year. This
time I was infested with chiger bytes, first time since
I was a boy of eight. Got them going BlackBerry
picking in the early morning. This time I got them
walking up in the woods to look at an abandoned
house off Highway what is it seventy three, just out
of Mount Gilead, North Carolina. Really infested with him about
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two hundred and fifty bytes all over me. Lasted for weeks.
My dermatologist said it was the worst case you'd ever seen.
I still have after a year, marks and scars from
the cursed bugs. Mites actually listeners sent me lots of misinformation,
lots of remedies, most too late. After the biting. Only
thing I could do was just live with them and
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put something on the bites to relieve the itching. Well,
it's chigger season now, so I pass on this morning
to all from James Howell, an entomologist at the University
of Georgia. Chiggers are not insects. They are the larval
stage of the common red harvest mite. These little demons
play havoc with people who venture into woodlands, berry patches
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orchards and open fields. They can even become a nuisance
in mown lawns if the conditions are shady and moist.
In the spring, the eight legged red harvest mite lays
up to fifteen eggs per day in leaf litter, damp soil,
or overgrown weeds. Eggs hatch in about a week, and
the emerging six legged chigger, only about one twenty eighth
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of an inch long. Now hungry for meal, crawls up
onto the tips of nearby vegetation weights in ambush to
snag a passing host. Carbon dioxide attracts them. They attach
to a variety of animals, from THEEO mice to humans.
Once on a suitable host, they wander around a bit
before settling down to feed on humans. They prefer an
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area where clothing is tight. Chiggers do not bury into
the skin. Instead, they pier the tissues with their mouth
parts and inject saliva containing powerful digestive enzymes that break
down skin cells. These enzymes also cause the local tissues
to swell and harden. The tiny chigger sits within the
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swollen tissue, sucking up its liquified meal. After about four days,
it drops from the host, leaving a red welt with
a hard white center and a sadistic itch. The welts
itching and swelling occur within three to six hours after
exposure and may last up to two weeks. Some people
experience more severe allergic reactions and may also develop blister
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like lesions. Mind did, and they lasted about six months,
not a couple of weeks. Here the way is to
avoid him. Avoid walking through overgrown vegetation, uncut fields, and brush.
Always apply a repellent to shoes, socks, cuffs, waistlines, and
pant legs where long pants tucked into boots or socks.
On hiking or camping in chiger infested areas, launder field
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cloth in hot water immediately after returning from a chigger
infested area. Take a hot bath to remove tiggers on
your body. If itching persists, apply ointments containing benson caine,
hydrocortisone or calamine lotion. Now, the thing that I didn't
do was take a hot bath as soon as I
got in, and it was in the car and took
me a while, several hours for five hours to get home.
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So that's when the little boogers did their damage.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Mites.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
They are, so be careful out there. If you're walking
around in the woods in the fields until the frost
comes in and really kills them all out.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Who says that?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
I say that with the experience to know Robert d Rayfer,
John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Are we own there?
Speaker 4 (04:40):
That's right?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Alrighty? Perfect start? Oh man, I don't know. It might
be bad luck starting broadcast week like that with kind
of a goof off me not being ready. I say
we go back home. Try again next week. All right, boys,
ready break? I am word belly right here? Am I
going to have to give him my tardiness talk?
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Oh boy?
Speaker 6 (05:05):
I know, I know he actually called his alarm to
go off, he said, possibly because he didn't send it.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
But he'll be right.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
I would say, well, I thought he'd be by now,
maybe one two more minutes.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Try to lead by example, you know.
Speaker 7 (05:17):
Normally this is where I would chime in with my
instigation speech. If I think you got to send him
down and give him a talking to.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Yeah, my last.
Speaker 7 (05:24):
Nerve has been racked this weekend, so I'm begging him playing.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
What happened to your last near repellers? You know, for
some reason, I'm feeling better. I'd send him down and
give him a talking. Oh man, Hell, alrighty, then, well
here it is Monday morning. We got well, uh, we
won't have the winner for the Martinsville race. Randy, I
know you really don't keep up with stuff like this.
But there was no race yesterday because it was rainy.
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It was rainy a lot, so they're going to run
the race today eleven am Eastern time.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
Alright, Well, I thought I was watching the Martinsville race yesterday.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
No, that wasn't it. Uh. And also today Michael scooping
from Survivor too. You may remember Michael. He was the
guy who got burnt up when he I don't know,
and held the smoke, fell in the fire. His hands
had to run in the water. Boy, I was watching
that all show that time they had the helicopter amount. Yeah,
but Michael is going to be in the studio, so
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we'll get some behind the scenes stuff Survivor. I'm anxious
to found it, like what really goes on.
Speaker 7 (06:25):
It's too bad his hands went because I was praying
that he would just ball up a fist and knock
Jerry in the next time.
Speaker 6 (06:30):
Everybody remembers him as the guy who passed out and
fell into the campfire. But I remember him as the
guy who beat a wild boar to death with a
stick and then ate.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
It killed and ate cooked and ate a wild board.
See Randy, the name of the show is Survivor. It's
not going to the Howard Johnson's for fishing clams. So
it's pretty cool, pretty cool, all right, did so we'll
give you legs up first chances you to join the winners.
Of course we'll be outburst And uh. I went to
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the Carolina Panthers New Orleans game over the weekend. I
didn't see you. Oh for Pete, come on, yeah? Hung
out the nah really yeah, yeah, I got see you
got to see Rick Flair. We hung out the Flair
a little bit and I said he wouldn't got into
the ring because it was gonna mess up his hair.
I got on too, AI a little bit about that,
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as it was hair. He'll fight. Oh yeah, I was
good to see the nach and uh, I don't know.
I'm gonna have to have a tall with coach seafferd
being a Carolina Panther fan going for two twice and
not getting it and not kicking a field goal from
the Saints five yard line going forward on fourth down.
We lost on the very last play of the game.
Speaker 7 (07:38):
All Right, spell that man for me, because I'm making
a list of the people you need to give.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
A talking seaffert. Oh, Billy's here, just in time. How
do you spelled seaffert s I E F E R
T Okay, closing up, We'll know who you're talking about.
Thank you? Alrighty, so, uh, Billy, if you're gonna be
I'm gonna have to come up with some better excuses
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for you. Wait a minute, now, is this the official?
Is that the talking to?
Speaker 7 (08:06):
Or can I cross his name off the list?
Speaker 8 (08:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Yes, cross him all because out decided, you know, me
and building be together to a line. I need just
help him with some good excuses.
Speaker 9 (08:13):
As a famous commercial one said, from you, I learned
it from you again.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Good morning, the Big Show is on the radio. It's
about twenty minutes after the hour. And here we are
on Monday morning. The fat Boy just getting back to Martinsville.
Of course, I're racing in Marsville today eleven am Eastern,
since was rained out yesterday. Right, A fat Boy talked
to him yesterday. I said he hit a deer. Did
twelve thousand dollars damage? Really to the deer or whether
that was a fat boy or to Larry mcgrenell's coach. Now,
(08:45):
is this another guy that needs to talking to? Yeah, okay,
he should pay more attention.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
Okay, I think it's safe to assume it was the
coach since the aggregate value of fat boy as well below.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Oh yeah, yeah, right, yeah, right, all right, this is
what we're playing for here on Altbursts this morning. We've
got a copy of the two thousand and one NASCAR
Winston Cup yearbook from you and my publications. This is
officially licensed by NASCAR. This is one that the drivers
get at the celebration in New York City at the
end of the season when they wore the championship points
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and money. All right, okay, well, let's get to it here.
You legs up for our first contests of the week.
On this date. October fifteenth, and eighteen, sixty, eleven, year
old Grace Bedell of Westville, New York wrote a letter
to presidential candidate Abraham Lincoln suggesting he would look better
if he were to grow a beard.
Speaker 9 (09:35):
And he's thinking, well, I'll try anything at.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
This point, Yes, Lincoln complied. Grace told Lincoln that she
would ask her four brothers to vote for him as
president if he grew the beard. A beardless Lincoln won
the election in November, apparently without the four brothers endorsement,
and Lincoln later grew a beard once he was in office.
Speaker 7 (09:54):
What do you think, Mary my stash?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
How about that? Imas going, Hey, Lincoln? Why the long face?
Speaker 7 (10:03):
Thinking about some big muppets up side burned from the.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Mohawk that was on this day. In nineteen fifty, the
very first radio pagers went on sale to the American public.
Back then, they weren't so small though. The first beepers
weighed five pounds. Wow. Nineteen fifty the pager yep, n oh,
it's me hair, hold a backpack and on the state. Finally,
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nineteen sixty six, a seventy five year old man receives
ten traffic summonses when he drives on the wrong side
of the road four times, commits four hitting run of fences,
causes six accidents, all within twenty minutes in McKinnie, Texas.
I'll tell you what if you overlook this, I'll grow
a beard. And Raver said, oh, trying to check out
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see was talking on the phone. I's not saying all right, yall,
there's she legs up and you heard the big prize
baggage one eight hundred Big show was your toll free line.
We'll play with caler nine neck. Good morning, it's the
big shown already a right at the bottom of the hour.
What I'm talking about, ahead and start this music. Only
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gets to play our first game with the bottom boy,
just call it Upburst. Let's play Upburst.
Speaker 10 (11:16):
It's the game that anyone John.
Speaker 11 (11:19):
Boy Billy gave the buzzes from that. Let's go contesting number.
Let's be a lot of funks when.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
You're playing Outburst.
Speaker 9 (11:34):
Have a hurry up and gust time.
Speaker 8 (11:36):
You love the best time at shop. George, morning, that boy,
b b b b b B.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
But you're doing air ridingey? How are you this morning?
Speaker 4 (11:58):
All right? Just not working morning?
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Working before the sun comes up? That's what I like
to see. I don't like to see it. I'd like
to hear about it. But anyway, Rodney, what kind of work.
Speaker 9 (12:09):
You do after before the sun comes up? I'm a burglar.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
I'm an architecture all right.
Speaker 9 (12:14):
You're into architecture. Oh yeah, Now that's a kind of
a broad answer.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
In other word, hiding out from the boss in a
little building.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Yeah, I work for an architecture and making.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
All right, right, I say you going ahead. He's a
good he can do it in the dark, you know.
Speaker 9 (12:30):
Pre dawn architecture is the most difficult kind.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
You're right, all right, Rodney. Let's see how sharp you
are this morning? Buddy? You ready to go?
Speaker 7 (12:37):
I hope?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
So all right? Three things this might be hard in
the dark. Three things you find on your face. Ready
you go, mouth, huh, oh, wow, eyes.
Speaker 9 (12:52):
You shoulder, Yeah for a minute, please please, all right,
good work.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Three electronic gadgets ready go, hey, look at you jump? Wow,
he is rolling right through here, all right for the win.
Three traffic violations. Ready to go.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
It's hitting run, speeding and running red lights.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Wow, you just gotta going on. Let me see this
had us up. Let's go back and look at the
clock to added up what you got? Ready? Five point
oh five point seven seconds? Come on point seven point
seven seconds? Man Oway, Yeah, yeah, we had we had
to go back and calibrate that. No, that was after
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the calibration of the first one. Oh man, I close.
What does calibration mean? Well, what do calibrate, Jeff?
Speaker 5 (13:42):
For?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
You have to get one number from the other one
and make sure that they're lucky.
Speaker 7 (13:46):
You know what he is going like, I'm putting you
back on the list to give yourself a good talking
to you.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Hey, thank you?
Speaker 12 (13:54):
What can I get you to tell?
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Jenn the sports Babe, Hey.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
This morning, Janice the sports Babe, jin Jena sports Base. Absolute, Randy,
don't put me down, I mean, don't make me put you.
I'm talking to Rodney Hill. Please Jenn of sports Bay
for my sation.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
It one or two.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Hey, Jean, I think you're Rodney Lies. You breed on architecture.
I'm working that toy rather property.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Rayford with a few odds and ends to get the
week started. A man who wanted to stay sober served
part of a friend's jail sentence to see whether he
could fool the justice system. A fifty one year old
Swede posed as his friend and started a one month
drunk driving sentence, but was discovered after two weeks in jail.
All I said, I wanted to go to jail to
stop myself from drinking for a few weeks. Peal didn't
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think it would work. He agreed to let me try.
I borrowed his ID card, identified myself as him at
the prison and went in to serve his time, got
in trouble at Stockholm. Court has found the impost guilty
of perjury and wrongful use of another person's identity.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Here's the question. If you recently received.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
An e mail that warns you to avoid shopping malls
on Halloween because of.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
A possible terrorist attack.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
The FBI is now saying it can't confirm whether the
message is true or just another one of those e
mail hoaxes we warned you about. The e mail began
circulating October fifth. Was started by a southern California woman
who says she was merely forwarding information she heard from
a friend. There you go, that's the e mail source
heard from a friend. It details the story of a
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woman whose Afghan boyfriend abruptly disappeared in early September, then
wrote her a letter begging her to avoid air travel
on September eleventh and shopping malls on Halloween. Spokesperson for
the FBI says agents are working to verify the validity
of the e mail, but at this time it's unknown
whether the message is a But I say you can
consider it an email hoax. A lot of things circulating
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on email that are not sourced me. I think this
would be a good time to put an end to
bega Ween. Anyway, Robert d Ray for John Boy and
Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Good Morning, The Big Show is on the radio. It
is Monday morning. Later this morning, Michael scooping from survivor
to the guy who killed a wild boar with his
bare hands and hate it. Well, he shared it with
his other survivors to so good. So we'll get a
little behind the scenes look at survivors. Hell that's going on.
Martinsville Race did not happen yesterday. We will not talk
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to the winter. We'll watch it today and then talk
to the winter tomorrow morning.
Speaker 8 (16:39):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Well, let's jump in here with our latest John Boy
and Billy Playhouse that ought to hold you. We will
do that next Good Morning, A Big Show is on
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a radio about ten minutes away for the hour. A
nice time.
Speaker 9 (17:08):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode the
Lamp of Omar. As our story opens, United States President
George W. Bush is being escorted to a secret late
night meeting in a high security area at Andrews Air
Force Base in Washington, DC.
Speaker 6 (17:28):
So what heck's going on here, Roleck, some unexpected foreign visitors.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Situation needs your immediate attention.
Speaker 13 (17:33):
Sir h missed President, thank you for coming on such
short notice. I am Muhammad Azir from the University of
Riad and I believe you know this. Gentlemen.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Huh great horny too, says Osama ben Lawdon Bell Bill,
So we'll be meeted last. My brothers in.
Speaker 7 (17:50):
Iraq began the battle against the evil Bush, and I
will finish it by defeating the son of a bush.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
What did you call me?
Speaker 13 (17:58):
Osama was captured by American military forces in Afghanistan a
few hours ago, just before he was to take possession
of an important artifact discovered recently in Saudi Arabia.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
What kind of artifact this?
Speaker 7 (18:10):
Your infidelizer? Not fit to gays upon it? It is
the lamp of Omar?
Speaker 13 (18:15):
What the heck is a lamp of Omar? A most
important piece of Islamic history. For fourteenth centuries, it has
been the home of Pooky Pooh, the genie poke Pooh,
the genie, the most powerful genie in all the world,
A genie named Pokey Poo.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Is this surreal?
Speaker 7 (18:30):
Do not mock the power of Pooki Pooh?
Speaker 13 (18:34):
Push you see mister President. An ancient Islamic legend says
Pooky Poo was imprisoned inside the lamp in the seventh century.
Shortly after that it was lost, and because of its
great power, men have searched for it ever since. Legend
says he will be found again at a pivotal moment
in history. Pivotal, i say, and will be the key
to the future of all mankind. Keep talking, the legend states,
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they're only the most powerful leader in all of Islam
will have the authority to call forth the power of
Pokey Pooh. That is why Osama sought to obtain the
lamp when it was discovered.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Sounds like we napped him just then time. But wait,
there is more.
Speaker 13 (19:09):
When they promised leader rubs the lamp, poke Poo will
come forth and offer him three wishes. If he chooses wisely,
the world will be saved. But if he chooses unwisely,
it would be the end of all things.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Holy corn row, you mean you're actually gonna let this
guy rub the lamp? So it is written, and so
it must be done. So you got me out of
bed just in time to have a front row seat
for the end of the world.
Speaker 13 (19:32):
Wait, wait, wait, wait, there is a further tale in
the legend the leader who rubs the lamp. If he
has done great evil, causing the death of innocence and
bringing shame to the name of Islam, he must forfeit
his final wish to the victims of his crimes. You mean, yes,
Osama's bloody deans mean he must give the final wish
to you. This will give you an opportunity to avenge
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the evil done to you and your people.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
I don't know. I don't like this summary.
Speaker 7 (19:58):
I will gladly give up one wish If it I
will have my revenge on this bush.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
You come out one more time, You're gonna get a
mouth for a boy Chicklate's there, Bobby.
Speaker 9 (20:08):
The moment is at hand, Osama. The lamp is yours,
who keep.
Speaker 14 (20:14):
Oo Come forth, don't go forth my spirit from the lamp.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
It is I Osama bin Laden.
Speaker 8 (20:35):
Well I sent.
Speaker 9 (20:36):
You are the powerful leader I have awaited.
Speaker 14 (20:38):
I am yours to command.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
If I find a pot of gold, then hear me.
Speaker 8 (20:50):
Now.
Speaker 7 (20:51):
First, I wish that all the American invaders will be
perched from the House of Islam.
Speaker 9 (20:56):
Is that so well?
Speaker 14 (20:57):
Your wish is my command? There it is done. All
Americans have been removed from the House of Islam and
returned to their homes.
Speaker 15 (21:06):
Most seconds. See, do I want to send with your no, no, no,
I wish for a great barrier to be fixed between
the House of Islam and all other nations of the world.
A stone wall one hundred cubans high and one hundred
cuban stick.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
A wall without gates. A wall is so.
Speaker 7 (21:25):
Strong that no Infidel will ever set foot on Islamic soil.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Again, couldn't ask for a car? You want, Poky Poop?
Speaker 8 (21:32):
All right?
Speaker 14 (21:33):
Coming right up? And now, Osama, I sense that with
your great power there is also great evil. Thus you
must forfeit the final and third wish to the leader
of the nations you have wronged, and that.
Speaker 8 (21:49):
Would be made there.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Camel boy, George W. Bush, How you doing there, Pooky Poop?
Speaker 9 (21:53):
He can't complain.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
We will not be making.
Speaker 8 (21:55):
Happy talk with Theidel.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Let's just get this.
Speaker 14 (21:58):
Over with well, very well, then, Bush, the final wish
is yours.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Okay. Let me see if I got the picture here.
All the Americans are back home, right, that's right in
All the Muslim countries are behind a big wall.
Speaker 8 (22:10):
Huh.
Speaker 14 (22:11):
Indeed, a great fortress without gates that no Muslim can enter.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Cool. All right, I know what I want. I want
to wish for.
Speaker 14 (22:18):
Go ahead, then for seed.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
You know that big John Fortress fill her up with water?
And did this done?
Speaker 14 (22:30):
No?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
You said a push?
Speaker 16 (22:32):
What have you done?
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Let me give you a little tip, pair of juggles,
don't mess with Texas.
Speaker 9 (22:43):
Faith and Bgara. We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and
Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Sweep you in again.
Speaker 9 (22:51):
Next time we'll hear the crusty old presidential helicopter pilots say.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Hey, big man, let me hold it dollar. Somebody get
my attalent. Look on how the Irish genie get buried
in his Good morning? The Big Show is on a radio.
Hope you Monday is starting off alrighty right here with you.
We've got John Boy Jeffardy coming up in about twenty
minutes or so. Be playing for a copy of the
two thousand and one NASCAR Winston Copy yearbook from um
(23:18):
I Publication, officially lies of by NASCAR. Coming up next,
we'll check in with Frankeny Cabby. Actually he'll check in
with us call down from Jersey as he will review
a brand new movie that he saw over the weekend
for us. All right, we'll do that. Next Good Morning,
(23:39):
A Big show is on the radio five wave an
hour actually five after the I was away from there
one the other shout if you're looking at it like that, Wait, man,
let me get this phone called Hello, Big Show.
Speaker 16 (23:48):
Job boy, Billy Yay, Hey, how's my two favorite Charlatans?
Speaker 2 (23:53):
I think you made Charlotte Teans right you.
Speaker 16 (23:56):
Ever listen to your show?
Speaker 4 (23:58):
Your tagline should be BS for twenty years and coming.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
More jipper mood. Yes, I don't know how to ask
how you again went?
Speaker 16 (24:06):
I got two words for you, awe and crap. It
all started off Friday. I'm driving along the turnpike. I
see this big billboard and it says where will you
spend eternity? I got freaked out because I was on
my way to the DMV speaking a big billboard. Okay,
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So I'm driving into a friend's house on Saturday. We
see this other big billboard with a hot chicken a bikini.
She's holding a six pack of beer. Fay says to me.
She says, Hey, I suppose if I drink that kind
of beer, I'll look like her. So I says to her,
I says, no, if I drink that six pack, you'll.
Speaker 4 (24:47):
Look like her.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Take it.
Speaker 16 (24:51):
I'll let you know as soon as the swelling goes down.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
You see that movie we're talking about, you cann't forget
about it, Randy hit my music.
Speaker 16 (25:00):
Welcome to the jump Boy and Billy Big Show Movie Minute.
I am your hosty slightly swoll Frankie to Caaby Denucci.
And last week I went to see that new comedy
Corky Romano Starry Chris Catan. Here's a tip, don't wear
your surgical scrubs because there ain't no brain surgery going
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on here. Corky is this happy, dopey veterinarians assistant who
dreams of having his own practice and his world has
turned upside down when his estranged family needs a favor.
I put emphasis on the word family because that's exactly
what they are. A mob family, the patriarch and a
clan played beautifully by the great Peter Falk. We never
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see him enough. He is wrongfully indicted for murder and
they need someone to go undercover at the FBI and
destroy the evidence. And with no other choice, they picked
the dorky Corky, who was disowned by the family years
ago for not being tough enough. Suffice to say, hilarity ensues.
I gotta admit it, I was dreading seeing this picture.
(26:08):
But this little Chris Catan is so freaking funny. He's
just He's like a quirky little Gerbil with a great
knack for that physical comedy. He's all over the place.
He's just hysterical. And what a supporting cast shaft himself.
Richard Roundtree is Kirky's FBI boss, and this kid Matthew
Glave as Brick Davis, the smug FBI team leader. This
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is the guy. Uh, this is the guy to watch.
He played Drew Barrymore's boyfriend and a wedding singer. Remember
that guy, and he really gets to stretch his wings
in this show. He's very funny. Peter Berg and Chris
Penn Sean Penn's older brother plays Kirky's brothers Pete and Pauli.
Eric Scream and Chris Penn. What's with your friggin head?
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He has gotten so chunky his noggin looks like a
big cind of ble Hey listen, everybody in this picture
does a great job, and in a time when America
needs a good laugh. This is the perfect prescription. Remember, folks,
Frankie is a reviewer of the people. I am no
rex read looking for movies to change and improve my life.
I just want to be entertained. Frankie says three and
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a half stars. All right, Hey, you're gonna talk to
Ricky be later on.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
We probably will.
Speaker 16 (27:23):
Your day is really gonna suck it.
Speaker 5 (27:29):
I was.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Gotta get paid a big old kiss before breakfast for us.
Speaker 12 (27:34):
This morning before breakfast were crazy, probably Rayfert who and
I get this straight.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
Does not indict the Internet generally, it is a source
of much information. Whether it is properly sourced, identify authenticated,
it is the work of the devil when used to
spread rumors and propaganda. The stories are remarkable. What is
so remarkable as how people believe them, not only believe them,
but passed them on to others along their Internet and
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email lines. Some examples, a woman who was dating one
of the World Trade Center terrorists received a note from
him before he disappeared, warning her to stay away from airplanes.
On September eleventh, and shopping malls. On October thirty first,
somebody took a photograph of a tourist at the top
of the World Trade Center. Seconds before the plane crashed
into the tower, a plane gunning for the building can
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be seen in the background. In Lexington, North Carolina, local
police call the State Bureau of Investigation who had flight
manuals in their homes. These stories are being told and
retold and circulated at the push of a mouse, but
all of them are false. The FBI has never heard
about a letter from the terrorist, the photograph was manipulated,
(28:58):
and Lexington the lease officials said that they haven't investigated
anybody with flight manuals since the terrorist attacks. Tall tales
and urban legends such as these have been sweeping across
the United States through word of mouth and the Internet.
John Llewellyn, and Associate professor of Communications at Wake Forest
University who studies these urban legends, says, it's a logical
(29:20):
and human attempt to explain things that are incomprehensible. Here,
you have something where people are already on the edge,
then you have no information. That vacuum is filled with
a lot of speculation. These concerns aren't new and emerged
during times of crisis. However, technological advancements such as the
Internet and email have rebbed up these urban legends, allowing
(29:41):
them to spread faster and further. The rumor about the
letter from the terrorists to his girlfriend is being distributed
through email and passed to groups of people just with
the click of a mouse. And what I can't understand
is why they call these things urban legends. They originate
in small towns and out in the country too, would
wager they are passed around more by the gullible and
(30:02):
small towns around the USA. Robert d Ray for John
Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Good morning, everybody got the Big Show on a radio
about a quarter after the hour coming up on John
boyde Everty Time, Another chance for you to join the
winters and Robert Earl Keane getting ready to move through
some big show cities. Let's see Chattanooga on the seventeenth,
That will be Wednesday night. He's playing at Chattanooga, Tennessee
the Tahoe Theater, and then uh let me see you
on Thursday night Bristol, Tennessee and the Paramount Theater. Friday
(30:31):
night Charlotte, North Carolina County Joe's and he will be
in the Big Show Studio Friday morning, and then moving
through Ashville, North Carolina and Louisville, Kentucky in Nashville, Tennessee.
So we'll keep you up to date. Robert Earl is
coming to go town. You can get out and see
him all right at John boje evertything, we got a
good and we're gonna get us a good winner here.
That'll be maybe you hang on righten up, let's play
(30:52):
in minutes. Good morning everybody, The Big Show is on
the radio. It is Monday morning to five after the
hour and coming up, Mad Max is gonna check in
with you. But right now it is John boy Jebary
time playing for a copy of the two thousand and
one NASCAR Winston Cup yearbook from m I Publications, officially
licensed by Nascars. Is what the drivers give the end
(31:14):
of the year at the banquet in New York. Also
going in a John Boyn Billy Paps Blue Ribbon Racing
Prize pack y rad show. Is that right? This is
the last race at Lakeland this weekend. This will finish
up the season. Next last Johnny the last one's Thanksgiving
weekend in Nashville. Okay, all right, thank you very much.
Tim Nichols, the ol Milwaukee car still head the rookie
points battle got a number fifty three, Oh Milwaukee. Is
(31:38):
Johnny chamangohead a grillad Salce car down there? I'm not sure.
I had some engine problems and they're they're hoping to go,
but it's not together yet. Listening, I can't pay for everything.
All right, then we'll be done in Lakeland this week.
Speaker 9 (31:52):
Get and by everything he means anything.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Absolutely, I won't even chieve in for gas card. They
were going to the race track. But when it comes
to professional sports, football tops the list of highest injury rate.
In fact, it has twelve times the injury rate of
the next most dangerous sport, which is this?
Speaker 9 (32:13):
What is the Taliban national skeet shooting team. They've been
having a lot of those outdoor practices lately, and yet
a lot of them getting hurt for some reason.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Oh good, guess I'd like to see that. But no,
what do you all think? One eight hundred big show
your toll free line across America? We still we're calling
nine go do we get a winter? We play an
acting Good morning. There's a big show on the radio
right around a bottom of.
Speaker 9 (32:40):
The how and that is time, Yes Live what across America?
It's John Jeparday, I know your host. The most dangerous
sport he knows is that redheaded girl that works at
Hooters down in Orlando.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Geez's John Moore. Hello, Brent out of Seymour, Tennessee. How
you doing this morning, Brent.
Speaker 5 (33:08):
I'm doing fine.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
How you doing doing good?
Speaker 8 (33:10):
Buddy?
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Bye? Brent. When it comes to professional sports, football tops
the list of highest injury rate. In fact, it has
twelve times injury rate of the next most dangerous sport,
which is this.
Speaker 4 (33:20):
I was hoping I wouldn't be first because I wanted
to pick something nobody else said. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (33:24):
Let's go with.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Baseball, all right, show us baseball, don't do Brent. Your
instincts were correct on one one. What now you, buddy?
Appreciate you?
Speaker 5 (33:38):
Thank you all right.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Dan Drew out of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, is up.
Hello Drew.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
Hey, how you doing man?
Speaker 5 (33:43):
I'm doing great?
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Good good. What do you think you, buddy? I think
it's ice hockey, Show us ice hockey. No, that can't
get rodya.
Speaker 5 (33:57):
You take them must have been inside bowling.
Speaker 2 (34:01):
Thanks for playing, Drew.
Speaker 5 (34:02):
He ain't no problem, Dan.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Randy out, I'm making Georgia's up. Hello, Randy. Good morning,
Good morning, buddy. What are you thinking man?
Speaker 14 (34:10):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Soccer show US soccer?
Speaker 9 (34:14):
Oh no, unless you count the people in the stand
actually on the field.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Why that is it? Alright? Randy, thank you buddy. All right,
down to clear Water, Florida, and Stacy is on the line. Hello,
Stacey doing doing good? Buddy? All right? What you thinking?
Speaker 4 (34:31):
Man?
Speaker 16 (34:32):
Probably what about racing?
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Show US racing racing? But you know, in another survey,
as far as fatalities, automobile racing is number one and
Polo polo is number two. Weird how about that.
Speaker 9 (34:53):
But we're not talking fatalities here. We're just talking about.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Injury injury, injury rate. That's it, all right, and Stacy,
thank you buddy.
Speaker 5 (34:58):
All right, thank you?
Speaker 2 (34:59):
All right, Dan, Yeah, not a racing Ohio. Hello, Ed,
how you doing all right?
Speaker 4 (35:04):
Man?
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Okay, yeah, all right, trying to get too excited. Just
keep a level head. I said, what you doing?
Speaker 16 (35:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (35:11):
I just took me only two years to get back
to you.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
You've been driving two years. Excitements pretty much out of
it now. Yeah, did you lose last time you were
on in No?
Speaker 4 (35:21):
I won when you was doing pick C and a
lot of people picked me and with the wrong answer.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Oh yeah, so all right, Well you're stepping up a
little harder contest here.
Speaker 10 (35:31):
Ed.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
Yeah, So what are you thinking? Man?
Speaker 4 (35:34):
I'll say, croquet, show.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
Us croquet, croqu We got stump toes.
Speaker 4 (35:46):
There was a hit with a mountain.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
But we're guessing you.
Speaker 4 (35:50):
Have I don't know, but I don't know you give
you a hit?
Speaker 2 (35:54):
I did know you played croquet with goalies.
Speaker 4 (35:57):
Well yeah, you could use goalie.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Yeah, let's dress it up. Let's play some croquete full
contact techka. I like you ed all right, but I
hope we don't have to go through this ever two years. Well,
we'll see you all right. Steven out of boone, North Carolina. Hello, Steven,
doing good, buddy? Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (36:19):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (36:20):
What you got?
Speaker 4 (36:21):
How about basketball?
Speaker 10 (36:22):
Show us b ball? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (36:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Most common injuries in both sports are knee related because
all the sudden stops and starts and high friction shoes.
Two thirds of all basketball injuries are to the knees,
and football knees are involved in one third of the injuries.
So there you go, all right, and Stephen a copy
of the two thousand and one NASCAR Winston Cup Yearbook
from you and my Publications. You got a John Mobilly
(36:55):
Pats Blue Ribbon Racing prize pack and you're qualified for
the autograph copy of the book Dale and Heart Determined
and twenty five hundred dollars in cash. Yeah about that money.
That's great man Bye staving up batter beautiful Maus nor Caroline.
You hang on, Jack and the twins get your information?
Speaker 8 (37:09):
A kay?
Speaker 4 (37:09):
Thank what hey?
Speaker 5 (37:10):
You know them?
Speaker 8 (37:11):
Twins?
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Biks A pair that look like dollar near mind.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
Gray for again perusing the papers and the news wire
as it has been for the past month. It's about
terrorism and reaction to terrorism. Headline Today in USA Today
Powell goes to war zone. Anthrax incidents create growing sense
of anxiety. New York Times President rejects offered by Taliban
for negotiations, US is stepping up plan for handling anthrax threat.
(37:51):
Charlotte Observer Bush no negotiations and terrorists linked to anthrax
even Wall Street Journal. Yet GERM program is a worry
once again amid anthrac scare. Cases of jitters nine to
one one in Pittsburgh is getting lots of strange reports.
And on that fateful day, two airlines face their darkest scenario.
(38:14):
And certainly when you turn on the news on radio
and television, especially television. That's what they're all telling about.
I'm hearing more and more people say, we want to
be informed, but we're tired of this grim news all
the time. Well, I have a suggestion. Turn to the
sports section of the newspaper, the section that devotes more
space to one topic, ballgames and ballplayers than any other
(38:37):
section of the newspaper except the first section. And there's
not a word about terrorists, anthrax, war and rumors of war.
It's all about ballgames or racing. So if you want
to escape, turn to the sports section. I have three
sports sections before me. Local Charlotte Observer twelve pages of
(38:57):
escapism USA Today, eighteen pages of escape into the world
of sports. In the New York Times, which devotes less
to sports than the others, does have a section of
its own on Sunday and Monday, nothing but news from
that world, all in its own orbit, the world of sports.
So if you want some relief from terror, wars and
(39:20):
rumors of wars and speculation on saying, shake out the
sports section and escape, so says Robert d Rafer, John
Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
Good Morning, the Big Shows on the radio. Yeah, how's everything? Okay,
it's about fifteen minutes away from the hour, and later
today Michael scoop In is gonna be on open line.
He's from survivor to guy who killed a wild boar
for the people, knifed it up and cooked it up,
made it yep, and then unluckily fell into fire burner's hands.
(39:52):
Had to be helicoptered off, looking forward to see behind
the scenes on that deal, how that works. And we
don't have a winner of the Martinsville Race because we don't.
I'm a winner of the Martinsville Race. It'll be eleven
o'clock Eastern times when a green flag will drop today.
So we'll talk to the winner tomorrow. Todd bow Dine
on the poll. Alright, Dan, coming up next? Mad Max
checks in. Good morning. The Big Show is on the radio,
(40:23):
about ten away for the hour. All right, let's get
this call him, Hello, Big Show.
Speaker 4 (40:28):
John boy Billy go Mad Max here?
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Hey Max? What's odd dander? U? Well I've heard that
all my life? What is dander? I mean? Is it
something that comes from boyd?
Speaker 4 (40:36):
Let me put this as gentley as I can.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Okay, shut up, you idiot, Thanks for taking it easy
on the rock.
Speaker 4 (40:43):
Well, fellas everybody says this, here is the time when
all Americans are supposed to be coming together. Uh today,
I'd like to teach all the Side five freaks and
computer geeks in the audience how to get along with
us regular normal men. Randy, Randy, listen up. Here are
some basic rules for men to live by. Complaining about
the brand of free beer in your buddy's refrigerator is
(41:04):
forbidden unless he killed somebody in your family. You must
bail your buddy out of jail within twelve hours. Any
man that brings a camera to a bachelor party can
be legally butt whooped by the other man at the party.
Once you've known a feller for more than twenty four hours,
his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.
(41:27):
The minimum amount of time you have to wait for
a buddy who's running late is five minutes. Maximum waiting
time six minutes. Or girl, you have to wait ten
minutes for every point she racks up on the classic
one to ten hotness scale. No man is ever required
to buy birthday present for another man. In fact, even
(41:47):
remembering your buddy's birthday at all is optional. It's okay
to chug a fruit flavored girly drink only if you're
sitting on the tropical beach and is delivered by a
waitress or supermodel. It must be topless. Also, the drink
must be free. It is okay for a man to
cry under the following circumstances. He when a brave dog
(42:10):
dies to save his master me after wrecking the boss's car.
See when Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her shirt. Indeed, one hour,
twelve minutes and thirty seven seconds into the movie The
Crying Game. Now, when you run up on a group
of fellas watching a sporting event, it's okay to ask
the score of the game, but you should never ask
(42:32):
who's playing and Randy, what sport is this. If a
woman says she loves to watch sports, treat her like
a spy until she proves she knows the game and
that she can drink as much beer as a men
in the bunk. If a feller zipper is down, that's
his problem. You didn't see nothing. The morning after you
(42:53):
and a babe who was formerly just a friend have
shared a night of spontaneous animal passion. Feeling weird and
kilty is no reason not to do it again. Before
you have that talk about what a big mistake. It's
okay to grab the last beer or the last slice
of pizza. Don't go for both. That's just playing me.
(43:13):
And finally, if two men sharing umbrella, they are considered
legally married in seventeenth state.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
Good advice.
Speaker 4 (43:22):
Mags are the freaks and geeks, learn them. No, I'm
living and learning my life.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
Good morning, A big shows on the radio. Yes, and
talk about it.
Speaker 9 (43:35):
Oh, come on, come on, Marty, come on.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
Oh it's funny. Came up, Marty. We're going to talk
about our parent company. They may not know it you,
they're gonna find that. We'll make sure they know know it. Yah,
as employee that the Tomobilly Radio network ahead of affiliate
syndication sales syndications. Thank you very much, Marty.
Speaker 9 (44:02):
Is just see a key person in the organization. Johnny
doesn't even know what his job time is.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
I know he listener. Yeah, like Barry, he must be
doing something good. Because what what was your net pay
for two weeks? Marty? Let's see?
Speaker 9 (44:15):
Well, first of all, what was your gross?
Speaker 2 (44:17):
All right, my gross?
Speaker 17 (44:18):
Let's see one million, one million, ninety two thousand and
forty nine dollars and thirty three cents.
Speaker 9 (44:28):
But of course, after the government gain, let me tell
you what sales are booming.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Yeah, sales are good. What did you what did you
net that much that?
Speaker 17 (44:37):
Wait a minute, now, I do have a four to
one K program, and I do have medical insurance in
my wife and myself. And it was five hundred and
seventy two thousand, four hundred and nineteen dollars and seventy
four cents.
Speaker 9 (44:47):
Holy Holy.
Speaker 17 (44:49):
So I called making our illustrious leader and I and
I said, is there something you need to tell me?
And he says, what do you mean? I said, have
I been you know? Leg what'd you hear?
Speaker 2 (45:01):
That might have been your severance package? Well, if that's
your severance package, I'd like to get fired immediately. As
a matter of fact, I was wishing for that.
Speaker 17 (45:08):
Then I call Randy, you know, and I'm talking to Randy,
and Randy says, you know, what you would hear from
me if.
Speaker 6 (45:13):
It's happened to me, if this happened to him.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Nothing, Yeah, we don't know what happened to him.
Speaker 17 (45:19):
He disappeared, And then he proceeded to say, you know,
for one hundred and fifty thousand dollars. I think I
probably could keep my mouth shut for now. Well, I
think it's time when you bring the balls in here.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
Our general manager, making Moy Macon is at you, buddy, Hey.
Speaker 5 (45:32):
Hey, Johnny. I was just going to hit my ball
for the morning. I was wondering to day have y'all say, Marty?
I gave him raise. I forgot to tell him.
Speaker 9 (45:43):
Yeah, there's a lot of that going around.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
Yeah, and may I say at this point, I love you, man,
Megan will hit another bucket and come on him. We'll
see how we can give you this up.
Speaker 5 (45:53):
Oh you know that's the work night, Johnny. I'm on
the way in right now.
Speaker 2 (45:56):
Okay, good work.
Speaker 9 (45:57):
And for those of you who don't know much about
the radio business, that's way high, Mike.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
Yeah, oh yeah, but congratulation Marty. We won't take the
money back, but you are employee of the week. I
take god. All right, all right, where's our livest fuck
right here? Man good were talking about our buzz at
Paps Blue Ribbon. Yeah, this is why they didn't do
it to you than what Because this was the second
(46:24):
year Paps Brew's Ribbon Companies involvement with prinks, habits, booze
ribbon an I know it's ma'am. Maybe we should get
the Vice president Bradshaw in here really about it. Yeah, anyway,
the race is at Lakeland, Florida, the Goodiest Dash series.
That's where we have the PAPS Blue Ribbon number forty
four driven by Doc Broer, the old Milwaukee number fifty
(46:47):
two driven by Tim Nichols who was leading the rookie
point standings right now, and also PAPS sponsored ARCA. Of
course they've been giving the ARCA Pole award away all
year and then at the end of the year with
the merchant with them those archipoles.
Speaker 9 (47:00):
It's pretty cool, that's right, and perhaps is support against
racing involvement this year with special racing packages and consumer
offers a little so much a local retails for the
big stand up and
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