December 4, 2024 • 43 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning everybody.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
The Big Show is on the radio.
Speaker 3 (00:02):
Hangout, We're gonna show our acting jobs coming up.
Speaker 4 (00:06):
I'm not an actor, damn you. I'm a movie stop.
I did one play in summer Stock. I have one line.
I've a tucket.
Speaker 5 (00:21):
Thank god I can write down.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Oh my bits, I'm the jump Boy.
Speaker 6 (00:25):
And Billy Big Show.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Why do I expect dogs to start barking? We love dogs.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
So it's a up and out on kind of doodle
doo on.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
This December the fourth?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Did you say kind of doodle doo?
Speaker 7 (01:19):
Kind of do kind of doodle doo speaking a doodle doo?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Doodles, have a nice birthday.
Speaker 8 (01:26):
Yesterday I did a scavenger hunt in the house.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
You gotta make her jump to a few. At least
you didn't blindfold her and have her pack something, and
session didn't take her to the garage.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Find your happy place the.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Birthday, doodles. Alright, then here are December to fourth. Let's
see what's happening. Is National Sanna's List Day, his National
sock Day, National Dice Day, National Cookie Day, a National
dice Day? Again there are two usually yeah, one phrase
(02:08):
die I got today is National Package Protection Day. It
encourages homeowners to stay alert during these high delivery times,
like get stuff off your porch as soon as possible.
That's the deal, because you got your porch pirates, don't you.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
A lot more people have the have the doorbell cameras
there they don't care work.
Speaker 8 (02:32):
Yeah, oh yeah, there's plenty of because the cops. I mean,
the cops have much higher priorities I understand. But you
report them, you can turn in the video and nothing happens,
you know, Oh go on, all right.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Well, what's that is that?
Speaker 9 (02:47):
You you buy it, someone steals it? So the credit
card is the one that absorbs the cost. Right, So
like I say, you got it from Amazon.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Can you report it stolen and they'll pay you back?
Speaker 10 (02:57):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
On a credit card?
Speaker 11 (02:59):
Really?
Speaker 7 (02:59):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 8 (03:00):
I mean if they showed proof of delivery, right, then
their responsibility is out.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
You know.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
That's why they take pictures of thing they put on them.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Now are you just saying that Marsa because you were
hoping that they do or you really know that Randy?
It seems like he's got a point. You know, he
knows these stick are these laws and rules and everything
you want to back up on that room. Y'all go
ahead and try and so well. Tainer said that y'all
(03:29):
pay for it.
Speaker 8 (03:34):
Could you feel me trying to push the words back
in your mouth?
Speaker 5 (03:39):
I'll talk to you.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Okay, Well, let's get our three dates in history. That'll
that'll be a nice prize that might show up on
your front porch. There. You get it real soon, because
where we end our responsibility once we get it right Jackie?
All right? Good I did. We're awake, big shows on
the radio. Good morning, big shows on the radio. Here
(04:02):
we all hunting season, and we got a happy Herd
prize pack. Oh by the way, man, uh, y'all looked
at the John Boy Miller Facebook page lately over the weekend.
My little hunting buddy, Sophie, she is like six years old.
She got her first hog. She just does and stuff.
She's already got her deer. She got her deer last season,
(04:23):
how about, which was five years old. So yeah, my
old buddy Georgia. Line her up there.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
And oh that's Georgia's.
Speaker 8 (04:31):
Yeah, no wonder, Look Georgie's like got an arsenal Yeah,
well George, best shot.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Uh, I mention, I've ever seend lots of practice yeah.
So anyway, so y'all can look. Let's say Sophie and
the big old hog that she got over the weekend,
my hunting buddy at the John Boy Billing Facebook page.
All right, Dan, well let's see the Happy Herd. Oh,
I'm getting to the prize pack right here. Happy Herd
matees top quality attractors, minerals and feed for deer, bear
(04:57):
and hogs. Man. There'll be a hog about it. Get
old that if you're not using happy Herd, better hope
your neighbors aren't. Just make sure you got a lot
of room like I bore George. So they going a
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it for yourself. Listen up right here and within it.
(05:18):
Three dates in history where we were gleaned our categories.
It was eighteen twelve. The power more was patented by
Peter Galliard of Lancaster in Pennsylvania. Eighteen twelve.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Thank you, yeah go Peter.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Move up to nineteen ninety six. In Denison, Texas, a
bandit wearing pink panties over his head tried to rob
a convenience store. When they struck the clerk on the head.
She got up and started throwing cans of spam at it. Well,
she spammed him right out of the store, marking the
(05:55):
first ever case of using spam as a weapon. Nowice work. Finally,
on this day three, a Dutch teenager who tried to
rob a taxi driver was arrested after the Cabby took charge.
Though the seventeen year old had a knife and demanded money.
Without hesitating, the forty one year old Cabby got out
(06:16):
of the car, pulled his passenger from the back seat,
and threw him into the trunk. Wow, hey, wait a minute,
what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Fie fie.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Straight him, drove him to the police station. All right, Yeah,
so it was a happy ending.
Speaker 9 (06:35):
These folks taking care of matters.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Well, there you go. There's our categories one eight hundred
Big Shows you told free line across America. We play
out Burst next Good Wednesday morning, December the fourth, twenty
(07:14):
and twenty four. Today's featured track from The Big Show
bed Box story Time with Carl Childers The Peanuts Christmas.
They word is Peanuts Hit the bed Box at the
Big Show dot Com. Clicking on their contest. But you
can't get there, We'll call you four games. Play make
(07:35):
that happen to.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Game in the morning.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Miss ours upburst, Let's play upburst. That's the game that
anyone can win.
Speaker 12 (07:46):
Shon boys, Bally give.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
The prizes from the big Prize be Let's go contested
number one.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
This should really be a lot of funks.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Your out, have the Marie up and guest time you
love the best time you love a big shots. Let's say, hey,
Judy from Engine, North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Shot Judy, how you doing b Then?
Speaker 7 (08:30):
I am doing good?
Speaker 5 (08:31):
John boy, how are.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
You just sweet as I can be? Glad you made
it in there. Let's get you through these three categories.
You ready to go?
Speaker 10 (08:43):
I am ready?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Give us three landscaping power tools, ready go, I'm ready
Lamar hedge trimmer and a leaf floor b ogain. Judy.
Now three things you can put on are over your head,
(09:05):
ready to go? A bell cap, a toboggan and a
cowboy hat. Sure that work okay? And for the wind.
Three things in your trunk ready to go?
Speaker 4 (09:22):
In my trunk?
Speaker 13 (09:23):
Dead body, No, I take that dead body out.
Speaker 14 (09:26):
I got groceries, flashlight and a jack.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
She's sexy too, good work, Judy, you got a big
old prize pack headed you away, baby, congratulations.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
Thank you so much. And I'm a first time caller.
Speaker 9 (09:46):
It's only taken ten years that a girl.
Speaker 12 (09:51):
All right, you don't have a good day now?
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Why bottom of the hour and Tommy you news right
after Thanksgiving heading toward Christmas, let's bring our our fat
employee that would big film mccrackenail for a good Wednesday
(10:49):
morning dey December. The fourth Big Show is on the
radio head toward Christmas time. Yeah really for a part
time receptionist, Phil mccrack have an up sound on the season.
Speaker 14 (11:09):
I don't need up box the candy. Are those coupkies
that you make this holiday? I wanna be a real
old fat fruitcake. Don't get me no thing.
Speaker 15 (11:20):
Sweet stand of bring my waist sligned back to me.
Speaker 16 (11:26):
I've kept the Charmstmas party cause I can't beg get
my clothes. I've gained so much weight this year. I
can't see my mintile toes. I barely feel my knees.
Standa bring my waist.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Sligned back to me.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
Oh, I'm too fat to play Sanna.
Speaker 16 (11:46):
And if I got getting that lay the reindeer would
just dare at me, and they ain't all say.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
All the kiddies tease me about the.
Speaker 13 (11:57):
Weight that I put on when I go out shopping.
Speaker 15 (12:01):
They all call me Elton John children and pants free.
So mean, Dana, bring my waist line back to me.
I can't stand being's heavy. It's no fun at the mall.
Speaker 16 (12:17):
If I jump both Dana fly out of the smash's Christmas.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Ball, I mean lock the stellery and a million.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
Arm boiled eggs.
Speaker 13 (12:26):
But I kill everything, will else for one fried chicken leg. Thanna,
don't be mean, Dana, bring my waist line back to me.
I wanna be one lean queen than of Bring lois
line back to me.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Danna bring the weights line back to me?
Speaker 5 (12:52):
Oh oh, I need a Cremin roulet to the mini Cooper.
Speaker 12 (12:58):
Marry Christmas straight?
Speaker 6 (13:03):
What's Christmas with that little fruitcake?
Speaker 5 (13:05):
Huh?
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Well, I got some hitting talent in there somewhere, Jude
(13:36):
Wednesday Morning. That's a big show on a radio about
twenty minutes away from Tata Tama News. Well been putting
them on for a while now. It's a little bit
of the nerd goes a long way, but finally got
tired of making excuses, So let me apologize in advance.
Here's your headliner, welcome back to the big show. Joke Nerd,
(13:56):
those are excuses.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
Damn play a well. My wife had knee surgery. I
just got a donkey. Randy hates your gun.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Those are all true.
Speaker 5 (14:07):
Damn play a well done.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
So what have you got for us today?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Well?
Speaker 5 (14:13):
Much like Tater, a solid set? Get it?
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Yes? Are you ready on your mark? Good set?
Speaker 5 (14:22):
Terrible? Damn play a well done? Wives? Am I right?
This guy knows what I'm talking about. My wife is
a nightmare. She says. I don't respect her privacy. It's
written right there in her diary. She says, I'm the
(14:43):
cheapest person she ever met. I'm not buying it. You
know she almost left me once. She said I was
obsessed with astronomy. What planet is she on? Thank you,
John Boy. I should have known right off that she
(15:05):
was going to be a problem. On our first date,
she said she wouldn't make out with me unless I
put the top down. It took me over an hour.
Makes me wish i'd owned the convertible. Thank you, Jackie. Granted,
I'm a little older than she is. When I first
met her, I said where have you been all my life?
She said, teething. I did try one of those matchmaking places.
(15:31):
I said, I want a companion who is small and cute,
loves water sports, and enjoys group activities. They hooked me
up with a penguin. Damn play a well done?
Speaker 3 (15:46):
So is this your new catchphrase?
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:48):
You like it?
Speaker 3 (15:49):
It stinks.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
Damn play a well done? I guess it could be worse.
My friends the dentist than he married a manicurist. They
fight tooth and nail. Scratch that one off. My wife
told me I'm too immature and need to grow up.
Guess who's not invited back to my tree house. She
(16:14):
even accused me of being a transvestige. Can you believe that?
So I packed her things and left. Gotta put a
timer on Jackiet. That woman criticizes every single thing I do.
She told me I'd do a terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impression.
I said, don't worry, I'll return.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Terrible.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
Being married ain't easy, brother. The other morning, I was
sitting eating breakfast and whammohammo, my wife clambered me from
behind with a frying pan, and I said, damn playing
well done? You've been a wonderful crowd except for John
(17:02):
jump nerd out. Don't you steal that line? Damn it?
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Good morning, you got a big show on already, more
chance for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
Home, I have no home, hunted, despised, leaping like an animal.
Speaker 6 (17:26):
The jungle is my home.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
I will show the world that I am its master.
Speaker 10 (17:35):
I will create my own race of people, a race
of atomic superman that will conquer the world. And here
are the first two ton Boy and Billy from the
Big Show.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Good Morning, that's a big show on the radio. December
a fourth and Mccattinville, North Carolina's close to our homes.
In the hair Shall of North Carolina. The entire town
is lit up in Christmas lights. Has been a Christmas
tradition for a man. I don't know how many years,
(18:44):
fifty sixty.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Years, ag long as I've been alive.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Yes, the things can go wrong, as we documented in
this special Big Show Christmas Bid.
Speaker 12 (18:56):
Christmas a time for laughter, fun, merriment and terror.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Golly gee whiz aren't these lights beautiful?
Speaker 5 (19:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (19:07):
No, you know the thrills brand you every year.
Speaker 17 (19:10):
I bet we'll have a bigger crowd than ever driving
in to take a loup.
Speaker 12 (19:13):
I hey, what happened? All the lights went out?
Speaker 17 (19:18):
Oh no, I was afraid this was gonna happen someday.
Speaker 12 (19:21):
Huh.
Speaker 17 (19:22):
We've got a loose bulb somewhere in the system. Oh no,
you mean yes, We're gonna have to unscrew every bulb
in town, one by one until we find the problem.
Speaker 12 (19:38):
The mccatainville horror. It is Super three D this time
the terror of municipal electricians will not stop at the
edge of the screen.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Might good person here?
Speaker 13 (19:50):
All right?
Speaker 6 (19:51):
Try now? No, all right, wait, it's test in their
right a minute?
Speaker 3 (19:56):
All right, try it now.
Speaker 12 (19:59):
No at Cheddingvill horror from Red Co Embassy. Might be
obsession here?
Speaker 6 (20:04):
All right?
Speaker 13 (20:05):
Try now?
Speaker 12 (20:07):
No rated R.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Coming up, we
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warm in minutes. Right now, it's time for Tator Taman
(20:57):
news and here's our girl, marcay is Tator.
Speaker 9 (21:00):
I appreciate that Sean Diddy Combs has been denied bail
yet again. Look, he will remain at the Metropolitan Detention
Center in Brooklyn as he waits trial, which is slated
to kick off in May. Yeah, a federal judge agreed
with prosecutors that mister Ditty cannot be trusted to follow rules.
If he's freed on bail, he's proved to violate the
(21:22):
rules while inside the detention center. So the judge ruled
this last week. The court finds that the government has shown,
by clear and convincing evidence that no condition or combination
of conditions will reasonably assure the safety of the community.
There's compelling evidence of Combe's propensity for violence. And that's
according to the Hollywood Report.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Are so dude, you are stuck?
Speaker 5 (21:44):
Just stop.
Speaker 9 (21:46):
I don't know if you've got to see this over
the holidays, but Hallmark had a Chief's Love Story on
the on air. Hallmark Channel, which is headquartered in Kansas City,
partnered with the NFL chief to make Holiday Touchdown a
Chief's Love Story made for TV movie, which is inspired
(22:06):
by I Wonder Who and so Holiday Touchdown a Chief's
Love Story stars Hunter King as a superfan of her
hometown football team, and her character falls for the team's
director of fan Engagement played by Hallmark veteran Tyler hints.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Oh is not a player.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Director of fan Engagement, so.
Speaker 9 (22:32):
There is a cameo by the Kansas City Chiefs coach
and by Donna Kelce. So Snoop Dogg has a daughter
and she's engaged, and he gave her a pretty nifty
wedding gift.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
He gave her one million dollars.
Speaker 9 (22:53):
He said, I told her if it was me, my
wedding would have been one hundred dollars and nine hundred
would have gone in my pocket. So, of course, his daughter,
whose name is Corey Uh. The ceremony was temporarily postponed
after she had suffered a stroke earlier this year, so
they planned on having the wedding earlier, but now that
they've had to put it off. They put it off
(23:14):
just in time for an e special Snoop's Fatherhood Corey
and Wayne's story. Wayne is the son in law to
be the groom. That's convenient, all right. The fifty three
year old joke that he often has Wayne's back over
his daughters when the two are having trouble working through
their issues. Yo, man, yo, slims is, He says, he's
(23:34):
always in the right Snoop.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
Like very much, all right everything.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Oh yeah, I got it, you're likable.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Shut up, he's hot right now?
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Go ahead, nice hair?
Speaker 16 (23:57):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
I would I would hate the player, man.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
That's what Jackie. I amuse my girl.
Speaker 9 (24:06):
Okay, well, then I know you're gonna love this story.
You know you heard about Hunter Biden being parted.
Speaker 13 (24:14):
Man.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
He was not going to pardon him.
Speaker 9 (24:20):
After previously stating that he wouldn't use his executive authority
to pardon Hunter in two federal cases, the outgoing president
reverse course on the first of December and announced a sweeping,
full and unconditional pardon for any offenses the fifty four
year old has committed, or may have committed, or taken
part in during the period from January first, twenty fourteen
(24:42):
through December first, twenty twenty four.
Speaker 6 (24:44):
Who can argue with that?
Speaker 3 (24:46):
So Hunter and the Turkey were pardoned.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
I think we're all indebted to Gabby Johnson.
Speaker 6 (24:52):
We're clearly stating what needed to be checked.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Oh, because he figured out it was like politically inspired.
Speaker 11 (25:02):
You use your tongue.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Well.
Speaker 9 (25:06):
In a statement that he released on December first, Biden said,
I believe in the justice system, but as I have
wrestled with this, I also believe raw politics has infected
this process and it led to a miscarriage of justice.
And once I made this decision this weekend, there was
no sense in delaying it further.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
He continued on.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
It's like something he would say, none finished.
Speaker 9 (25:31):
He said, He's like, come on, jeez, no. I hope
Americans will understand why a father and a president would
come to this decision. No reasonable person who looks at
the facts of Hunter's cases can reach any other conclusion.
Then Hunter was singled out only because he is my son,
and that is wrong. There has been an effort to
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break Hunter, who has been five and a half years sober,
even in the face of unrelenting attacks and selective persecution
and trying to break hunter.
Speaker 5 (26:00):
They've tried to break me.
Speaker 9 (26:01):
I'm almost done and there's no reason to believe it
will stop here.
Speaker 12 (26:05):
Enough is enough?
Speaker 10 (26:06):
Man?
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Yeah, political Donald Trump said, have you seen me the
last eight years?
Speaker 6 (26:13):
Now? Can I do it?
Speaker 18 (26:14):
Now?
Speaker 7 (26:15):
I'm oh, well, nice report there.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
I went back to wonderful word. Well, let's get us
a winner. Let's play John BOYD Jeopardy. Let's review yesterday's question.
We found out only about sixty percent of Americans have
ever had one or more of these in their mouths
than among the ones who have, ninety percent of them
have or will have them surgically removed.
Speaker 9 (26:50):
Well, wisdom teeth.
Speaker 13 (26:52):
That's what it is.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Some teeth. What you're thinking? We're thinking? All right, Today's
John Wood Aberdeen. After starring in the title role of
dozens of successful movies and a popular television series that
lasted twenty seasons, it could be argued that this female
character is also Hollywood's most famous female impersonator of all time.
Speaker 5 (27:17):
Well, who is Caitlyn Jenner?
Speaker 3 (27:20):
It seems like it, shaid, be it right wrong?
Speaker 2 (27:25):
What y'all got one?
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Eight hundred big show? You told freeline across America?
Speaker 13 (27:29):
We go?
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Do we get a winner? We play John boyd Jebenden
decks good morning, and that's a big showing the radio.
(27:57):
Hummed to you, Hum Dad Today feature track with the
Big Joe bit Box. I can't do it. I c
live short time with carl Childers Peanuts Christmas keyword Peanuts?
Is that the bit box at the Bigshow dot com?
And right now let's play Yells live across America.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
It's John Boy Jepany and now your host.
Speaker 8 (28:22):
He says, learning to understand people when they were wearing
master in the pandemic had.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
An unknown benefit. He finally knows what Charlie Brown's teacher
is saying.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
He's Jon Boy.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
Wow Wah wow wah.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Say hey, Harley out of Statesboro, Georgia. Good morning, Harley,
Good morning, Hey baby, Welcome all right, welcome new morning.
When there's days Boro blue, say nothing to be blue
about Staysboro, is it, Harley?
Speaker 9 (28:54):
No, sir?
Speaker 3 (28:55):
All right, Well you got first shot at John Boy
Jeopardy this morning, so let's look right here. After starring
in the title role of dozens of successful movies and
a popular television series that lasted twenty seasons, it could
be argued that this female character is also Hollywood's most
(29:17):
famous female impersonator of all time. What you got, Harley?
Speaker 12 (29:25):
Okay, is it Lassie?
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Let's see?
Speaker 3 (29:28):
Is it the dog Lassie? Yes, so you're thinking about
what just one dog and never thought about that, you know,
it never showed his junk there.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
It was always played by a male dog.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
So it was a bunch of lasses right, yeah, and
all of them were males.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Yeah, all by the same trainer too, from the same lineage.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
Oh well, how about that. It just sounds better the
same girls.
Speaker 8 (30:00):
I think they said a total of eight dogs played
the role of lasting Lassie.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
All right, well how about you, Harley?
Speaker 3 (30:07):
You have got the assortment of small batch hand cooked
peanuts from bird T County Peanuts, a Southern tradition for
over one hundred years, from my home state, North Carolina
to you down then, Georgia. Hardly good work, baby, Okay,
thank you, yes, sir? Yeah, morning, I got the big
show on the radio. Hey, yeah, hang on for we
get to the news man. All about Lassie. We've found
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out so Lassie was a male. All of the Lassies
were male male collies. The choice was primarily for their
consistent appearance, Like you said, aroundy female colleagues tend to
blow their coats during each heat cycle, resulting in significant
shedding that can make them look smaller. So in contrast,
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male collige shed only seasonally and much less noticeable. So
in all, between the first Movie and nighteen forty three
and the end of the TV series in nineteen seventy three,
nine different male dogs played the role of Lastie. No,
how about that man? So how many little Timmys were there?
Speaker 1 (31:13):
There was actually two Timmy, and before that it was Jeff.
Is that right? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (31:18):
I just thought to get a new one every time
I'd fall down the whale. That seemed to happen a lot. Well,
that things about lasting. I'm learn this stuff about last year.
Speaker 16 (31:28):
I like it.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
There you might miss something, learn us all right over.
Speaker 14 (32:02):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one exports.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
Him morning.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
The Big Show is on your radio.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Raybird wonders if we know that this is no name
calling week.
Speaker 6 (32:28):
Here? It is right on right on the prep sheet,
right eight line. New York Associated Press. Middle schools across
America are observing no name calling week. The program now
that second year takes say as insults of all kinds.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Oh, well, you should know this is not middle school.
This is grammar. S.
Speaker 6 (32:48):
No, this is robber room. Whether they're based on the
child's appearance background on behavior. The initiative has the backing
of the Girls Scouts on Amnesty International. But guess who
came up with the idea Let me yes, developed by
the Gay Straight Education Network about that which seeks to
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ensure that school safety accommodate students of all sexual.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Orients and gay people come up with some of the
best names.
Speaker 6 (33:16):
That's right, and I get back to their subject of
the day.
Speaker 5 (33:20):
Write that down for a quote of parliamentary procedure is
cheap skates, skin flinting, freelod or name. Yeah, all right,
I'm sorry, Bob, all right.
Speaker 6 (33:32):
I thought I could get my day without getting trashed
by my cohort.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
What are they going to do?
Speaker 6 (33:38):
And they don't have rape for to kick around anymore?
We got to make up stuff about and tell on
the radio. Now about that movie idea I suggested yesterday morning.
You know, at the end of the show, I said
I had an idea to revive a project that was
talked about and talked about on this show several years ago.
Man didn't they talk about it. Who the making of
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a feat?
Speaker 5 (34:00):
I just talked about the same bank.
Speaker 6 (34:04):
That's right. And the project never got off the ground.
The people still wonder. They still asked me on the
street what happened to the movie they were gonna make. Well,
it was just like the the desert men who folded
their tents and has quietly faded away.
Speaker 12 (34:19):
In fact, that was the plot.
Speaker 5 (34:20):
Yeah, that's part of problem.
Speaker 6 (34:22):
So after visiting a big new movie production facility in
Ashville over the weekend, I got the idea, not the
movie production man, as Pillows has already assumed it was,
And is my idea if I get a commission office, y'all,
not man, And you can nip that in the bud
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by get in touch with mister Merwin Gross, the executive producer.
Fact is, I didn't even mention that to him, and
I was up there Friday. It's just the light bulb
went off in my head yesterday morning.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
Right here.
Speaker 6 (34:57):
That's all right, as my mother used to say, that's
all right. Look how much they're talking about such a project.
And thanks to Tim for recognizing that I'm more active
and all the rest of this bunch put together. Well,
not that it would take a hole of I have
only seventy seven, not eighty nine. And as my mother
used to say that I saw, all right, the rest
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of them won't make it to my age anyway, only brats.
I'm not gonna be around to see it when they
drop off long time before.
Speaker 5 (35:24):
This is what I got to look forward to. Take
me now, mister Randon.
Speaker 18 (35:29):
Yeah, he started to say, like Nixon and sixty four,
they're not going to have Nixon to cut around anymore.
Speaker 6 (35:35):
And Randy, dear Randy, I didn't do it. Dear Randy.
For once, he kept his smart ass putting.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Down the Knox to himself, I knew you were bringing
me a sweater.
Speaker 6 (35:48):
I wonder if he knew I was bringing him a
nice new yellow cashmere sweater this morning, and it only
had one.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
Mouth hold in it well too, but provided courtesy of
the enclosed out racket men's warehouse, that's men's wearhouse.
Speaker 6 (36:03):
I love you all, but I say again, what will
you do when you don't have over?
Speaker 3 (36:08):
I am not a crook?
Speaker 6 (36:12):
Goodness, don't you don't have Bob Brayford to kick around anymore?
Speaker 13 (36:15):
Right?
Speaker 6 (36:16):
All right, I ain't got no plans to retire. I
work at the pleasure. Mister boy.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
As long as you live, long as you can get
in here, you got a job, Buddy, I told you that. See,
that's an inspiration all.
Speaker 5 (36:27):
The other old folks budget you know.
Speaker 6 (36:29):
Cese's retired John Bond Billy show is gonna get going,
got recognized as being kind old folks.
Speaker 18 (36:35):
Well, Cecy's retire and every time we ever bring general one,
it's always uh Air Force General.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
Retired Cecy's retired Generals of Sissy. All right, this morning, thank.
Speaker 12 (36:49):
You John Boy and Billy. Yeah, good morning radio dumb right.
Speaker 3 (37:22):
Good Wednesday morning, and you got the big show on
the radio Dcember you Ford twenty twenty four.
Speaker 6 (37:31):
Right here we go.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
Well, I'm pretty sure we're the only radio show in
their own resident poet Lauriat and he's popped in for
a visit this morning. Please welcome back, Colonel Hamilton Brewster.
How are you, Colonel? Well, I haven't had my morning
coffee and no one's got hurt yet.
Speaker 5 (37:47):
So I say, so far, so good.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
Now you never come through that door without a poem.
So what have you got for us today?
Speaker 5 (37:55):
Will John Boy with summer in the rearview mirror, and
we're smack dabbing the middle of the holidays, I thought
i'd recall a tale from my youth. It's called the
Clarksville Brothel. Thanksgiving go something like this. When I was
a lad in rural Alabama and Thanksgiving rolled around, all
the kin folk in shirt tail relations showed up like
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hungry hounds. It was a big old orgy of gluttony
on such a massive scale. By the time we was done,
it looked like SeaWorld with greasy redneck whales. But I'll
never forget that special year when the economy took a dive,
jobs were scarce and wages were low. Folks struggled to
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stay alive. So when Thanksgiving time came, the mood was gloved.
We all were quite aware there'd be little to be
thankful for this time round. The dinner tables all lay bare.
But miracles happened when they're needed the most, to lift
folks up when they're down, And this thanks Giving was
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positive proof when the brothel fed the whole town. The
one place that thrived when the times got tough was
the brothel near the old Jenkins Place. So the gals
paid their good fortune forward and invited all to come
stuff their face well. The women folk went pale. Look
the very thought, what do trollops know about cooking? But
(39:23):
the men folk were tickled plumb to death that their
food might be as good as they're hooking. The aromas
that flowed from those windows that day were different than
we could recall, turkey and ham and taters and stuffing
instead of cheap perfume and stale pall malls. Folks didn't
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know quite what to expect. The women all had jangled nerves.
Would there be whips, chains and adult types of toys?
Would they be eating next to some pervs? The ladies
were clean and dressed to the nines. No black course,
It's all trimmed in red. They weren't ladies of the night,
just ladies that day, and they presented a different kind
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of spread. Nearly fifty hungry folks bullied up to the
trough all the trimmings and gravy by the vat. The
pastor went pale when he found a hare in his ham,
but was relieved to learn they had a cat ha ha.
The pastor led all in a thanksgiving prayer, and the
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reverence that moment evokes. It's important to remember at the
end of the day, no matter what. Folks is, just
folks as they ate their dessert. It was like Old
Home Week, the ladies swapping recipes and joking. They forgot
all about what the girls did for a living, and
they were the gals that their husbands were poking.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
You like having Yeah, good.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
Morning, The Big show's on a radio and more big
show right around the corner.
Speaker 11 (41:00):
I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit, and
I like listening to John Boy and Billy and not
their Big show. I like the way they talk.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
They're funny hahah not funny queers, that's what they say.
Speaker 11 (41:15):
Anyhow, I figured out why John Boy has a hard
time getting started in the morning. I ain't gotten the gaze.
Speaker 6 (41:56):
Come morning.
Speaker 5 (41:57):
All right, I'll give up.
Speaker 3 (41:58):
What kind of Christmas song is they is?
Speaker 5 (42:00):
I think it's a Santa Baby.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
It's an editor of the Madonna version.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
Actually yeah Madonna.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Yeah, it was a big band version that they did.
Speaker 9 (42:11):
Like that.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
It's an editor cut around the lyric.
Speaker 3 (42:13):
Well, thank you for that.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
You're welcome, you're in your skirt.
Speaker 3 (42:17):
Yeah, Well, we got some good Christmas specials coming on
your TV. It's about that time. Check this out.
Speaker 19 (42:30):
Every soul often an artist comes along that captures in
song the true spirit of Christmas. Now that hallowed tradition
lives on because here he comes the hardest working man
in snow business.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
But God follow up? No well, miss Doud.
Speaker 13 (42:48):
James Brown, Holy only came ya.
Speaker 3 (42:57):
See the vitoin if Kip, Let's tell you let's go Wow,
what yes.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
Go James Brown?
Speaker 12 (43:05):
Christmas sucking mounds.
Speaker 19 (43:07):
But to record set that puts the soul you know,
white Christmas.
Speaker 13 (43:11):
This time.
Speaker 5 (43:14):
And you better wat him.
Speaker 3 (43:18):
Then in that try them.
Speaker 5 (43:22):
Then in that pop.
Speaker 4 (43:26):
Telling you Wo, Sada's got a brand new bag.
Speaker 3 (43:35):
Why be good for Christmas when you can be bad?
Speaker 19 (43:38):
Start rotting your stocking with a Games Brown Christmas.
Speaker 13 (43:42):
Wow.
Speaker 12 (43:43):
Had to hear it in Ain't your Thing?
Speaker 4 (43:47):
Tell it to you that bone kings.
Speaker 5 (43:55):
I feel broke
Good morning everybody.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
The Big Show is on the radio.
Speaker 3 (00:02):
Hangout, We're gonna show our acting jobs coming up.
Speaker 4 (00:06):
I'm not an actor, damn you. I'm a movie stop.
I did one play in summer Stock. I have one line.
I've a tucket.
Speaker 5 (00:21):
Thank god I can write down.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Oh my bits, I'm the jump Boy.
Speaker 6 (00:25):
And Billy Big Show.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Why do I expect dogs to start barking? We love dogs.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
So it's a up and out on kind of doodle
doo on.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
This December the fourth?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Did you say kind of doodle doo?
Speaker 7 (01:19):
Kind of do kind of doodle doo speaking a doodle doo?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Doodles, have a nice birthday.
Speaker 8 (01:26):
Yesterday I did a scavenger hunt in the house.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
You gotta make her jump to a few. At least
you didn't blindfold her and have her pack something, and
session didn't take her to the garage.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Find your happy place the.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Birthday, doodles. Alright, then here are December to fourth. Let's
see what's happening. Is National Sanna's List Day, his National
sock Day, National Dice Day, National Cookie Day, a National
dice Day? Again there are two usually yeah, one phrase
(02:08):
die I got today is National Package Protection Day. It
encourages homeowners to stay alert during these high delivery times,
like get stuff off your porch as soon as possible.
That's the deal, because you got your porch pirates, don't you.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
A lot more people have the have the doorbell cameras
there they don't care work.
Speaker 8 (02:32):
Yeah, oh yeah, there's plenty of because the cops. I mean,
the cops have much higher priorities I understand. But you
report them, you can turn in the video and nothing happens,
you know, Oh go on, all right.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Well, what's that is that?
Speaker 9 (02:47):
You you buy it, someone steals it? So the credit
card is the one that absorbs the cost. Right, So
like I say, you got it from Amazon.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Can you report it stolen and they'll pay you back?
Speaker 10 (02:57):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
On a credit card?
Speaker 11 (02:59):
Really?
Speaker 7 (02:59):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 8 (03:00):
I mean if they showed proof of delivery, right, then
their responsibility is out.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
You know.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
That's why they take pictures of thing they put on them.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Now are you just saying that Marsa because you were
hoping that they do or you really know that Randy?
It seems like he's got a point. You know, he
knows these stick are these laws and rules and everything
you want to back up on that room. Y'all go
ahead and try and so well. Tainer said that y'all
(03:29):
pay for it.
Speaker 8 (03:34):
Could you feel me trying to push the words back
in your mouth?
Speaker 5 (03:39):
I'll talk to you.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Okay, Well, let's get our three dates in history. That'll
that'll be a nice prize that might show up on
your front porch. There. You get it real soon, because
where we end our responsibility once we get it right Jackie?
All right? Good I did. We're awake, big shows on
the radio. Good morning, big shows on the radio. Here
(04:02):
we all hunting season, and we got a happy Herd
prize pack. Oh by the way, man, uh, y'all looked
at the John Boy Miller Facebook page lately over the weekend.
My little hunting buddy, Sophie, she is like six years old.
She got her first hog. She just does and stuff.
She's already got her deer. She got her deer last season,
(04:23):
how about, which was five years old. So yeah, my
old buddy Georgia. Line her up there.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
And oh that's Georgia's.
Speaker 8 (04:31):
Yeah, no wonder, Look Georgie's like got an arsenal Yeah,
well George, best shot.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Uh, I mention, I've ever seend lots of practice yeah.
So anyway, so y'all can look. Let's say Sophie and
the big old hog that she got over the weekend,
my hunting buddy at the John Boy Billing Facebook page.
All right, Dan, well let's see the Happy Herd. Oh,
I'm getting to the prize pack right here. Happy Herd
matees top quality attractors, minerals and feed for deer, bear
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and hogs. Man. There'll be a hog about it. Get
old that if you're not using happy Herd, better hope
your neighbors aren't. Just make sure you got a lot
of room like I bore George. So they going a
Happy Heard banner at the Big Show dot Com. You'll
enter code JBB. You'll get Timmerson off of checkout. Tried
it for yourself. Listen up right here and within it.
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Three dates in history where we were gleaned our categories.
It was eighteen twelve. The power more was patented by
Peter Galliard of Lancaster in Pennsylvania. Eighteen twelve.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Thank you, yeah go Peter.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Move up to nineteen ninety six. In Denison, Texas, a
bandit wearing pink panties over his head tried to rob
a convenience store. When they struck the clerk on the head.
She got up and started throwing cans of spam at it. Well,
she spammed him right out of the store, marking the
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first ever case of using spam as a weapon. Nowice work. Finally,
on this day three, a Dutch teenager who tried to
rob a taxi driver was arrested after the Cabby took charge.
Though the seventeen year old had a knife and demanded money.
Without hesitating, the forty one year old Cabby got out
(06:16):
of the car, pulled his passenger from the back seat,
and threw him into the trunk. Wow, hey, wait a minute,
what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Fie fie.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Straight him, drove him to the police station. All right, Yeah,
so it was a happy ending.
Speaker 9 (06:35):
These folks taking care of matters.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Well, there you go. There's our categories one eight hundred
Big Shows you told free line across America. We play
out Burst next Good Wednesday morning, December the fourth, twenty
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and twenty four. Today's featured track from The Big Show
bed Box story Time with Carl Childers The Peanuts Christmas.
They word is Peanuts Hit the bed Box at the
Big Show dot Com. Clicking on their contest. But you
can't get there, We'll call you four games. Play make
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that happen to.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Game in the morning.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Miss ours upburst, Let's play upburst. That's the game that
anyone can win.
Speaker 12 (07:46):
Shon boys, Bally give.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
The prizes from the big Prize be Let's go contested
number one.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
This should really be a lot of funks.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Your out, have the Marie up and guest time you
love the best time you love a big shots. Let's say, hey,
Judy from Engine, North Carolina.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Shot Judy, how you doing b Then?
Speaker 7 (08:30):
I am doing good?
Speaker 5 (08:31):
John boy, how are.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
You just sweet as I can be? Glad you made
it in there. Let's get you through these three categories.
You ready to go?
Speaker 10 (08:43):
I am ready?
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Give us three landscaping power tools, ready go, I'm ready
Lamar hedge trimmer and a leaf floor b ogain. Judy.
Now three things you can put on are over your head,
(09:05):
ready to go? A bell cap, a toboggan and a
cowboy hat. Sure that work okay? And for the wind.
Three things in your trunk ready to go?
Speaker 4 (09:22):
In my trunk?
Speaker 13 (09:23):
Dead body, No, I take that dead body out.
Speaker 14 (09:26):
I got groceries, flashlight and a jack.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
She's sexy too, good work, Judy, you got a big
old prize pack headed you away, baby, congratulations.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
Thank you so much. And I'm a first time caller.
Speaker 9 (09:46):
It's only taken ten years that a girl.
Speaker 12 (09:51):
All right, you don't have a good day now?
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Why bottom of the hour and Tommy you news right
after Thanksgiving heading toward Christmas, let's bring our our fat
employee that would big film mccrackenail for a good Wednesday
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morning dey December. The fourth Big Show is on the
radio head toward Christmas time. Yeah really for a part
time receptionist, Phil mccrack have an up sound on the season.
Speaker 14 (11:09):
I don't need up box the candy. Are those coupkies
that you make this holiday? I wanna be a real
old fat fruitcake. Don't get me no thing.
Speaker 15 (11:20):
Sweet stand of bring my waist sligned back to me.
Speaker 16 (11:26):
I've kept the Charmstmas party cause I can't beg get
my clothes. I've gained so much weight this year. I
can't see my mintile toes. I barely feel my knees.
Standa bring my waist.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Sligned back to me.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
Oh, I'm too fat to play Sanna.
Speaker 16 (11:46):
And if I got getting that lay the reindeer would
just dare at me, and they ain't all say.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
All the kiddies tease me about the.
Speaker 13 (11:57):
Weight that I put on when I go out shopping.
Speaker 15 (12:01):
They all call me Elton John children and pants free.
So mean, Dana, bring my waist line back to me.
I can't stand being's heavy. It's no fun at the mall.
Speaker 16 (12:17):
If I jump both Dana fly out of the smash's Christmas.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Ball, I mean lock the stellery and a million.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
Arm boiled eggs.
Speaker 13 (12:26):
But I kill everything, will else for one fried chicken leg. Thanna,
don't be mean, Dana, bring my waist line back to me.
I wanna be one lean queen than of Bring lois
line back to me.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Danna bring the weights line back to me?
Speaker 5 (12:52):
Oh oh, I need a Cremin roulet to the mini Cooper.
Speaker 12 (12:58):
Marry Christmas straight?
Speaker 6 (13:03):
What's Christmas with that little fruitcake?
Speaker 5 (13:05):
Huh?
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Well, I got some hitting talent in there somewhere, Jude
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Wednesday Morning. That's a big show on a radio about
twenty minutes away from Tata Tama News. Well been putting
them on for a while now. It's a little bit
of the nerd goes a long way, but finally got
tired of making excuses, So let me apologize in advance.
Here's your headliner, welcome back to the big show. Joke Nerd,
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those are excuses.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
Damn play a well. My wife had knee surgery. I
just got a donkey. Randy hates your gun.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Those are all true.
Speaker 5 (14:07):
Damn play a well done.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
So what have you got for us today?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Well?
Speaker 5 (14:13):
Much like Tater, a solid set? Get it?
Speaker 3 (14:16):
Yes? Are you ready on your mark? Good set?
Speaker 5 (14:22):
Terrible? Damn play a well done? Wives? Am I right?
This guy knows what I'm talking about. My wife is
a nightmare. She says. I don't respect her privacy. It's
written right there in her diary. She says, I'm the
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cheapest person she ever met. I'm not buying it. You
know she almost left me once. She said I was
obsessed with astronomy. What planet is she on? Thank you,
John Boy. I should have known right off that she
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was going to be a problem. On our first date,
she said she wouldn't make out with me unless I
put the top down. It took me over an hour.
Makes me wish i'd owned the convertible. Thank you, Jackie. Granted,
I'm a little older than she is. When I first
met her, I said where have you been all my life?
She said, teething. I did try one of those matchmaking places.
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I said, I want a companion who is small and cute,
loves water sports, and enjoys group activities. They hooked me
up with a penguin. Damn play a well done?
Speaker 3 (15:46):
So is this your new catchphrase?
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:48):
You like it?
Speaker 3 (15:49):
It stinks.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
Damn play a well done? I guess it could be worse.
My friends the dentist than he married a manicurist. They
fight tooth and nail. Scratch that one off. My wife
told me I'm too immature and need to grow up.
Guess who's not invited back to my tree house. She
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even accused me of being a transvestige. Can you believe that?
So I packed her things and left. Gotta put a
timer on Jackiet. That woman criticizes every single thing I do.
She told me I'd do a terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impression.
I said, don't worry, I'll return.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Terrible.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
Being married ain't easy, brother. The other morning, I was
sitting eating breakfast and whammohammo, my wife clambered me from
behind with a frying pan, and I said, damn playing
well done? You've been a wonderful crowd except for John
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jump nerd out. Don't you steal that line? Damn it?
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Good morning, you got a big show on already, more
chance for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
Home, I have no home, hunted, despised, leaping like an animal.
Speaker 6 (17:26):
The jungle is my home.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
I will show the world that I am its master.
Speaker 10 (17:35):
I will create my own race of people, a race
of atomic superman that will conquer the world. And here
are the first two ton Boy and Billy from the
Big Show.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Good Morning, that's a big show on the radio. December
a fourth and Mccattinville, North Carolina's close to our homes.
In the hair Shall of North Carolina. The entire town
is lit up in Christmas lights. Has been a Christmas
tradition for a man. I don't know how many years,
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fifty sixty.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Years, ag long as I've been alive.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
Yes, the things can go wrong, as we documented in
this special Big Show Christmas Bid.
Speaker 12 (18:56):
Christmas a time for laughter, fun, merriment and terror.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Golly gee whiz aren't these lights beautiful?
Speaker 5 (19:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (19:07):
No, you know the thrills brand you every year.
Speaker 17 (19:10):
I bet we'll have a bigger crowd than ever driving
in to take a loup.
Speaker 12 (19:13):
I hey, what happened? All the lights went out?
Speaker 17 (19:18):
Oh no, I was afraid this was gonna happen someday.
Speaker 12 (19:21):
Huh.
Speaker 17 (19:22):
We've got a loose bulb somewhere in the system. Oh no,
you mean yes, We're gonna have to unscrew every bulb
in town, one by one until we find the problem.
Speaker 12 (19:38):
The mccatainville horror. It is Super three D this time
the terror of municipal electricians will not stop at the
edge of the screen.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Might good person here?
Speaker 13 (19:50):
All right?
Speaker 6 (19:51):
Try now? No, all right, wait, it's test in their
right a minute?
Speaker 3 (19:56):
All right, try it now.
Speaker 12 (19:59):
No at Cheddingvill horror from Red Co Embassy. Might be
obsession here?
Speaker 6 (20:04):
All right?
Speaker 13 (20:05):
Try now?
Speaker 12 (20:07):
No rated R.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
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news and here's our girl, marcay is Tator.
Speaker 9 (21:00):
I appreciate that Sean Diddy Combs has been denied bail
yet again. Look, he will remain at the Metropolitan Detention
Center in Brooklyn as he waits trial, which is slated
to kick off in May. Yeah, a federal judge agreed
with prosecutors that mister Ditty cannot be trusted to follow rules.
If he's freed on bail, he's proved to violate the
(21:22):
rules while inside the detention center. So the judge ruled
this last week. The court finds that the government has shown,
by clear and convincing evidence that no condition or combination
of conditions will reasonably assure the safety of the community.
There's compelling evidence of Combe's propensity for violence. And that's
according to the Hollywood Report.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Are so dude, you are stuck?
Speaker 5 (21:44):
Just stop.
Speaker 9 (21:46):
I don't know if you've got to see this over
the holidays, but Hallmark had a Chief's Love Story on
the on air. Hallmark Channel, which is headquartered in Kansas City,
partnered with the NFL chief to make Holiday Touchdown a
Chief's Love Story made for TV movie, which is inspired
(22:06):
by I Wonder Who and so Holiday Touchdown a Chief's
Love Story stars Hunter King as a superfan of her
hometown football team, and her character falls for the team's
director of fan Engagement played by Hallmark veteran Tyler hints.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Oh is not a player.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Director of fan Engagement, so.
Speaker 9 (22:32):
There is a cameo by the Kansas City Chiefs coach
and by Donna Kelce. So Snoop Dogg has a daughter
and she's engaged, and he gave her a pretty nifty
wedding gift.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
He gave her one million dollars.
Speaker 9 (22:53):
He said, I told her if it was me, my
wedding would have been one hundred dollars and nine hundred
would have gone in my pocket. So, of course, his daughter,
whose name is Corey Uh. The ceremony was temporarily postponed
after she had suffered a stroke earlier this year, so
they planned on having the wedding earlier, but now that
they've had to put it off. They put it off
(23:14):
just in time for an e special Snoop's Fatherhood Corey
and Wayne's story. Wayne is the son in law to
be the groom. That's convenient, all right. The fifty three
year old joke that he often has Wayne's back over
his daughters when the two are having trouble working through
their issues. Yo, man, yo, slims is, He says, he's
(23:34):
always in the right Snoop.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
Like very much, all right everything.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Oh yeah, I got it, you're likable.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Shut up, he's hot right now?
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Go ahead, nice hair?
Speaker 16 (23:57):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
I would I would hate the player, man.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
That's what Jackie. I amuse my girl.
Speaker 9 (24:06):
Okay, well, then I know you're gonna love this story.
You know you heard about Hunter Biden being parted.
Speaker 13 (24:14):
Man.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
He was not going to pardon him.
Speaker 9 (24:20):
After previously stating that he wouldn't use his executive authority
to pardon Hunter in two federal cases, the outgoing president
reverse course on the first of December and announced a sweeping,
full and unconditional pardon for any offenses the fifty four
year old has committed, or may have committed, or taken
part in during the period from January first, twenty fourteen
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through December first, twenty twenty four.
Speaker 6 (24:44):
Who can argue with that?
Speaker 3 (24:46):
So Hunter and the Turkey were pardoned.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
I think we're all indebted to Gabby Johnson.
Speaker 6 (24:52):
We're clearly stating what needed to be checked.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
Oh, because he figured out it was like politically inspired.
Speaker 11 (25:02):
You use your tongue.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Well.
Speaker 9 (25:06):
In a statement that he released on December first, Biden said,
I believe in the justice system, but as I have
wrestled with this, I also believe raw politics has infected
this process and it led to a miscarriage of justice.
And once I made this decision this weekend, there was
no sense in delaying it further.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
He continued on.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
It's like something he would say, none finished.
Speaker 9 (25:31):
He said, He's like, come on, jeez, no. I hope
Americans will understand why a father and a president would
come to this decision. No reasonable person who looks at
the facts of Hunter's cases can reach any other conclusion.
Then Hunter was singled out only because he is my son,
and that is wrong. There has been an effort to
(25:51):
break Hunter, who has been five and a half years sober,
even in the face of unrelenting attacks and selective persecution
and trying to break hunter.
Speaker 5 (26:00):
They've tried to break me.
Speaker 9 (26:01):
I'm almost done and there's no reason to believe it
will stop here.
Speaker 12 (26:05):
Enough is enough?
Speaker 10 (26:06):
Man?
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Yeah, political Donald Trump said, have you seen me the
last eight years?
Speaker 6 (26:13):
Now? Can I do it?
Speaker 18 (26:14):
Now?
Speaker 7 (26:15):
I'm oh, well, nice report there.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
I went back to wonderful word. Well, let's get us
a winner. Let's play John BOYD Jeopardy. Let's review yesterday's question.
We found out only about sixty percent of Americans have
ever had one or more of these in their mouths
than among the ones who have, ninety percent of them
have or will have them surgically removed.
Speaker 9 (26:50):
Well, wisdom teeth.
Speaker 13 (26:52):
That's what it is.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Some teeth. What you're thinking? We're thinking? All right, Today's
John Wood Aberdeen. After starring in the title role of
dozens of successful movies and a popular television series that
lasted twenty seasons, it could be argued that this female
character is also Hollywood's most famous female impersonator of all time.
Speaker 5 (27:17):
Well, who is Caitlyn Jenner?
Speaker 3 (27:20):
It seems like it, shaid, be it right wrong?
Speaker 2 (27:25):
What y'all got one?
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Eight hundred big show? You told freeline across America?
Speaker 13 (27:29):
We go?
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Do we get a winner? We play John boyd Jebenden
decks good morning, and that's a big showing the radio.
(27:57):
Hummed to you, Hum Dad Today feature track with the
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Is that the bit box at the Bigshow dot com?
And right now let's play Yells live across America.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
It's John Boy Jepany and now your host.
Speaker 8 (28:22):
He says, learning to understand people when they were wearing
master in the pandemic had.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
An unknown benefit. He finally knows what Charlie Brown's teacher
is saying.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
He's Jon Boy.
Speaker 4 (28:34):
Wow Wah wow wah.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Say hey, Harley out of Statesboro, Georgia. Good morning, Harley,
Good morning, Hey baby, Welcome all right, welcome new morning.
When there's days Boro blue, say nothing to be blue
about Staysboro, is it, Harley?
Speaker 9 (28:54):
No, sir?
Speaker 3 (28:55):
All right, Well you got first shot at John Boy
Jeopardy this morning, so let's look right here. After starring
in the title role of dozens of successful movies and
a popular television series that lasted twenty seasons, it could
be argued that this female character is also Hollywood's most
(29:17):
famous female impersonator of all time. What you got, Harley?
Speaker 12 (29:25):
Okay, is it Lassie?
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Let's see?
Speaker 3 (29:28):
Is it the dog Lassie? Yes, so you're thinking about
what just one dog and never thought about that, you know,
it never showed his junk there.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
It was always played by a male dog.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
So it was a bunch of lasses right, yeah, and
all of them were males.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Yeah, all by the same trainer too, from the same lineage.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
Oh well, how about that. It just sounds better the
same girls.
Speaker 8 (30:00):
I think they said a total of eight dogs played
the role of lasting Lassie.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
All right, well how about you, Harley?
Speaker 3 (30:07):
You have got the assortment of small batch hand cooked
peanuts from bird T County Peanuts, a Southern tradition for
over one hundred years, from my home state, North Carolina
to you down then, Georgia. Hardly good work, baby, Okay,
thank you, yes, sir? Yeah, morning, I got the big
show on the radio. Hey, yeah, hang on for we
get to the news man. All about Lassie. We've found
(30:30):
out so Lassie was a male. All of the Lassies
were male male collies. The choice was primarily for their
consistent appearance, Like you said, aroundy female colleagues tend to
blow their coats during each heat cycle, resulting in significant
shedding that can make them look smaller. So in contrast,
(30:53):
male collige shed only seasonally and much less noticeable. So
in all, between the first Movie and nighteen forty three
and the end of the TV series in nineteen seventy three,
nine different male dogs played the role of Lastie. No,
how about that man? So how many little Timmys were there?
Speaker 1 (31:13):
There was actually two Timmy, and before that it was Jeff.
Is that right? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (31:18):
I just thought to get a new one every time
I'd fall down the whale. That seemed to happen a lot. Well,
that things about lasting. I'm learn this stuff about last year.
Speaker 16 (31:28):
I like it.
Speaker 3 (31:29):
There you might miss something, learn us all right over.
Speaker 14 (32:02):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one exports.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
Him morning.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
The Big Show is on your radio.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Raybird wonders if we know that this is no name
calling week.
Speaker 6 (32:28):
Here? It is right on right on the prep sheet,
right eight line. New York Associated Press. Middle schools across
America are observing no name calling week. The program now
that second year takes say as insults of all kinds.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Oh, well, you should know this is not middle school.
This is grammar. S.
Speaker 6 (32:48):
No, this is robber room. Whether they're based on the
child's appearance background on behavior. The initiative has the backing
of the Girls Scouts on Amnesty International. But guess who
came up with the idea Let me yes, developed by
the Gay Straight Education Network about that which seeks to
(33:10):
ensure that school safety accommodate students of all sexual.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Orients and gay people come up with some of the
best names.
Speaker 6 (33:16):
That's right, and I get back to their subject of
the day.
Speaker 5 (33:20):
Write that down for a quote of parliamentary procedure is
cheap skates, skin flinting, freelod or name. Yeah, all right,
I'm sorry, Bob, all right.
Speaker 6 (33:32):
I thought I could get my day without getting trashed
by my cohort.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
What are they going to do?
Speaker 6 (33:38):
And they don't have rape for to kick around anymore?
We got to make up stuff about and tell on
the radio. Now about that movie idea I suggested yesterday morning.
You know, at the end of the show, I said
I had an idea to revive a project that was
talked about and talked about on this show several years ago.
Man didn't they talk about it. Who the making of
(33:59):
a feat?
Speaker 5 (34:00):
I just talked about the same bank.
Speaker 6 (34:04):
That's right. And the project never got off the ground.
The people still wonder. They still asked me on the
street what happened to the movie they were gonna make. Well,
it was just like the the desert men who folded
their tents and has quietly faded away.
Speaker 12 (34:19):
In fact, that was the plot.
Speaker 5 (34:20):
Yeah, that's part of problem.
Speaker 6 (34:22):
So after visiting a big new movie production facility in
Ashville over the weekend, I got the idea, not the
movie production man, as Pillows has already assumed it was,
And is my idea if I get a commission office, y'all,
not man, And you can nip that in the bud
(34:43):
by get in touch with mister Merwin Gross, the executive producer.
Fact is, I didn't even mention that to him, and
I was up there Friday. It's just the light bulb
went off in my head yesterday morning.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
Right here.
Speaker 6 (34:57):
That's all right, as my mother used to say, that's
all right. Look how much they're talking about such a project.
And thanks to Tim for recognizing that I'm more active
and all the rest of this bunch put together. Well,
not that it would take a hole of I have
only seventy seven, not eighty nine. And as my mother
used to say that I saw, all right, the rest
(35:17):
of them won't make it to my age anyway, only brats.
I'm not gonna be around to see it when they
drop off long time before.
Speaker 5 (35:24):
This is what I got to look forward to. Take
me now, mister Randon.
Speaker 18 (35:29):
Yeah, he started to say, like Nixon and sixty four,
they're not going to have Nixon to cut around anymore.
Speaker 6 (35:35):
And Randy, dear Randy, I didn't do it. Dear Randy.
For once, he kept his smart ass putting.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
Down the Knox to himself, I knew you were bringing
me a sweater.
Speaker 6 (35:48):
I wonder if he knew I was bringing him a
nice new yellow cashmere sweater this morning, and it only
had one.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
Mouth hold in it well too, but provided courtesy of
the enclosed out racket men's warehouse, that's men's wearhouse.
Speaker 6 (36:03):
I love you all, but I say again, what will
you do when you don't have over?
Speaker 3 (36:08):
I am not a crook?
Speaker 6 (36:12):
Goodness, don't you don't have Bob Brayford to kick around anymore?
Speaker 13 (36:15):
Right?
Speaker 6 (36:16):
All right, I ain't got no plans to retire. I
work at the pleasure. Mister boy.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
As long as you live, long as you can get
in here, you got a job, Buddy, I told you that. See,
that's an inspiration all.
Speaker 5 (36:27):
The other old folks budget you know.
Speaker 6 (36:29):
Cese's retired John Bond Billy show is gonna get going,
got recognized as being kind old folks.
Speaker 18 (36:35):
Well, Cecy's retire and every time we ever bring general one,
it's always uh Air Force General.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
Retired Cecy's retired Generals of Sissy. All right, this morning, thank.
Speaker 12 (36:49):
You John Boy and Billy. Yeah, good morning radio dumb right.
Speaker 3 (37:22):
Good Wednesday morning, and you got the big show on
the radio Dcember you Ford twenty twenty four.
Speaker 6 (37:31):
Right here we go.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
Well, I'm pretty sure we're the only radio show in
their own resident poet Lauriat and he's popped in for
a visit this morning. Please welcome back, Colonel Hamilton Brewster.
How are you, Colonel? Well, I haven't had my morning
coffee and no one's got hurt yet.
Speaker 5 (37:47):
So I say, so far, so good.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
Now you never come through that door without a poem.
So what have you got for us today?
Speaker 5 (37:55):
Will John Boy with summer in the rearview mirror, and
we're smack dabbing the middle of the holidays, I thought
i'd recall a tale from my youth. It's called the
Clarksville Brothel. Thanksgiving go something like this. When I was
a lad in rural Alabama and Thanksgiving rolled around, all
the kin folk in shirt tail relations showed up like
(38:18):
hungry hounds. It was a big old orgy of gluttony
on such a massive scale. By the time we was done,
it looked like SeaWorld with greasy redneck whales. But I'll
never forget that special year when the economy took a dive,
jobs were scarce and wages were low. Folks struggled to
(38:40):
stay alive. So when Thanksgiving time came, the mood was gloved.
We all were quite aware there'd be little to be
thankful for this time round. The dinner tables all lay bare.
But miracles happened when they're needed the most, to lift
folks up when they're down, And this thanks Giving was
(39:00):
positive proof when the brothel fed the whole town. The
one place that thrived when the times got tough was
the brothel near the old Jenkins Place. So the gals
paid their good fortune forward and invited all to come
stuff their face well. The women folk went pale. Look
the very thought, what do trollops know about cooking? But
(39:23):
the men folk were tickled plumb to death that their
food might be as good as they're hooking. The aromas
that flowed from those windows that day were different than
we could recall, turkey and ham and taters and stuffing
instead of cheap perfume and stale pall malls. Folks didn't
(39:45):
know quite what to expect. The women all had jangled nerves.
Would there be whips, chains and adult types of toys?
Would they be eating next to some pervs? The ladies
were clean and dressed to the nines. No black course,
It's all trimmed in red. They weren't ladies of the night,
just ladies that day, and they presented a different kind
(40:07):
of spread. Nearly fifty hungry folks bullied up to the
trough all the trimmings and gravy by the vat. The
pastor went pale when he found a hare in his ham,
but was relieved to learn they had a cat ha ha.
The pastor led all in a thanksgiving prayer, and the
(40:28):
reverence that moment evokes. It's important to remember at the
end of the day, no matter what. Folks is, just
folks as they ate their dessert. It was like Old
Home Week, the ladies swapping recipes and joking. They forgot
all about what the girls did for a living, and
they were the gals that their husbands were poking.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
You like having Yeah, good.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
Morning, The Big show's on a radio and more big
show right around the corner.
Speaker 11 (41:00):
I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit, and
I like listening to John Boy and Billy and not
their Big show. I like the way they talk.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
They're funny hahah not funny queers, that's what they say.
Speaker 11 (41:15):
Anyhow, I figured out why John Boy has a hard
time getting started in the morning. I ain't gotten the gaze.
Speaker 6 (41:56):
Come morning.
Speaker 5 (41:57):
All right, I'll give up.
Speaker 3 (41:58):
What kind of Christmas song is they is?
Speaker 5 (42:00):
I think it's a Santa Baby.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
It's an editor of the Madonna version.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
Actually yeah Madonna.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Yeah, it was a big band version that they did.
Speaker 9 (42:11):
Like that.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
It's an editor cut around the lyric.
Speaker 3 (42:13):
Well, thank you for that.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
You're welcome, you're in your skirt.
Speaker 3 (42:17):
Yeah, Well, we got some good Christmas specials coming on
your TV. It's about that time. Check this out.
Speaker 19 (42:30):
Every soul often an artist comes along that captures in
song the true spirit of Christmas. Now that hallowed tradition
lives on because here he comes the hardest working man
in snow business.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
But God follow up? No well, miss Doud.
Speaker 13 (42:48):
James Brown, Holy only came ya.
Speaker 3 (42:57):
See the vitoin if Kip, Let's tell you let's go Wow,
what yes.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
Go James Brown?
Speaker 12 (43:05):
Christmas sucking mounds.
Speaker 19 (43:07):
But to record set that puts the soul you know,
white Christmas.
Speaker 13 (43:11):
This time.
Speaker 5 (43:14):
And you better wat him.
Speaker 3 (43:18):
Then in that try them.
Speaker 5 (43:22):
Then in that pop.
Speaker 4 (43:26):
Telling you Wo, Sada's got a brand new bag.
Speaker 3 (43:35):
Why be good for Christmas when you can be bad?
Speaker 19 (43:38):
Start rotting your stocking with a Games Brown Christmas.
Speaker 13 (43:42):
Wow.
Speaker 12 (43:43):
Had to hear it in Ain't your Thing?
Speaker 4 (43:47):
Tell it to you that bone kings.
Speaker 5 (43:55):
I feel broke
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