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December 6, 2024 36 mins

Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, it’s another Football Friday!.. - We’ve got Mark Packer’s report on Southern Fried Football from the College Football scene - and later on we’ll turn to Tom Sorensen for a recap on the past week’s action in the NFL - and he’ll revel his picks for the games this week.. - We’ll have Lyonel from Law Tigers on to announce the winner of the Custom Big Show Motorcycle.. - We’ll jump into the Playhouse for “Pick Your Seat”.. - We’ll give away some more of John Boy’s crap.. - and by request, we’ll recap the story that gave Bradshaw the nickname “Skillet”…

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Good morning. You got a big show on the radio.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
More chances you to win coming up after your news
weather sports did.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
This is Spanjordy arts in all today from Hammer Langerford, Norway.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
After around to kick the Wolverine.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
There's nothing like sitting back, drinking a great Big Harring
smoothie and listening to the Big Show with John Boy
and Bealey. There's a bond in this one.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Talking Omnado.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
It is a football Friday the summer to six.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Go all out here on the pig skin.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Wait till he gets good and crunchy before we eat
it off the grill, and then we go around the
football Mark Picker all things college football.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Let's ranking what we have going in the bowl season.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
ACC Championship game happens in John Boy and Billy World.
Headquarters are shot of North Carolina.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Saturday.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Then our mansards and picks every game in the NFL
this weekend. He went fourteen and two over the long
Thanksgiving weekend weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
He's out again.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
He'd been throw a dollar down man eke twelve dollars
on the weekend.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
I have no idea what you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
That's fine, so I won't go ahead and tell you
about our first prize back, and we're gonna get you
ready to play for here this Friday morning. It's in
a swarm of a small batch hand cook peanuts from
bird Tea County Peanuts, a Southern tradition for over one
hundred years. When I'm talking about these peanuts, you can
get on the deal to send them to family, friends
and clients. They'll talk about them all year. This is

(02:27):
just I know the peanuts. We've been around a while,
been around, been around some peanuts in our life, but
this is unbelievable, super crunchy.

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ones I'm on now is that chocolate covered cashews. Oh

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the cat in the wasabi peanuts.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
You know I like heat? Oh things light up?

Speaker 1 (03:01):
That's awesome.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Yeah, here the go Eastern North Carolina and going with
with Sabby some good old oriental hotness.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
I like it. O. I like the Bachelor Bay seasoned ones.
It's kind of you know, the seafood seasoning kind of.

Speaker 5 (03:13):
Flavored to kind of like an old bay.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
So it's a little old day. It's savory savory.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Wow, what are you doing.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
Salad?

Speaker 1 (03:24):
What's your favorite day ranger? They have a sea salt
and black pepper. Oh and it's I have not tried that. Yeah,
I hoarded them all.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
I didn't see that one.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
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dot Com.

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Remember used code jb B at check out and get
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up to win you batch in minutes. Big Shows on
the radio. Good morning, Big Shows on the Radio. I
got the first prize pack out at Birtee County Peanuts
prize pack we're talking about.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Let's go ahead and get you ready to win them.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
We do three Days in History where we'll go three
categories from five seconds of pop bam.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Just like that, we're waking up winning.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
December sixth, it was nineteen sixty Thomas Monahan founded Domino's Pizza.
He said, Monaghan Manahan. I should know Thomas's last name,
nineteen sixty.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
I think it's Manahan.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Domino's Pizza all right.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Nineteen ninety eight, Swiss firefighters had to rescue a thirty
five year old dufus who climbed into the famous burned
bear pit and threw snowballs at two of the residing bears.
Well one inflicted significant leg and shoulder damage on the
man before he could be rescued.

Speaker 5 (04:42):
Hey, you want to play with big bears?

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Right? Finally, twenty seventeen, Starbucks opened his largest cafe in
the world in Shanghai. Thirty thousand square feet. That's half
size of a football field.

Speaker 5 (04:58):
WHOA, that's like a Walmart size?

Speaker 6 (05:01):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (05:02):
When it's seventeen?

Speaker 7 (05:03):
All right?

Speaker 2 (05:05):
I can probably say I ain't never been in a Starbucks.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
I'm right there with you. I've never been in. I
walked by one at the grocery store you know. Oh yes,
my class grocery store. We got there. Yeah. Oh, I've
drank coffee from there. Somebody else bought it.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
All right, Well, think about Starbucks there, and uh, we'll
get us a winner including that. We got our three categories,
and let's do it. One ain't a hundred big show?
You told free line. We play out birst next good

(05:55):
Friday morning, Good Football Friday Morning in December and sext
in twenty four College and pro Mark Pager and Tom
Sorensen the last couple of hours of the Big Show
This morning.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Hey, look at our feature track for the Big Show.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Bed Box, Reverend Bill red Collins, Christmas Music, Christmas Music, keywords,
when to hit it at the Bigshow dot comedy.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Upburst. Let's play Upburst.

Speaker 8 (06:24):
It's the game that anyone can win.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
John Boy and Billy. We give the prizes from the
big Prize being. Let's go he contested number one. This
should really be a lot of fun.

Speaker 8 (06:39):
Win your playing Upburst, having any up and guest time
you love the best time you love.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
A big shots.

Speaker 9 (06:48):
Let's say, Hey and Jane from Rock Springs, George, y'all,
we have shots.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Good morning, James, Hello, Than John Douie.

Speaker 6 (07:11):
Oh give me that laugh, Teter, I love that laugh.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
James.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Well, James, welcome here for mouth. Here's something about a
party mouth.

Speaker 6 (07:24):
I said you got a pretty mouth.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
John Moore, Wow, Jaggie, you tell him say that?

Speaker 2 (07:30):
Okay, James, Well, thank you.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
I'm gonna take it. Not like it.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Well, let's get you through these three categories and to'll
be proud to give you them Birtee County Peanuts.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
We've been talking about all right, James, Now gid you up, Bigga.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
In five seconds. Three places you can get pizza, Ready go.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Pizza Hud, Papa John's and Domino.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
And now three animals at the zoo. Ready go go.

Speaker 10 (08:06):
Myn elephant and you Raff and monkey Monkey heavenstory.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
James got personality that counts for a lot, James, for
the wind. Three things you can get at Starbucks be
specific ready go, I'm specifically.

Speaker 6 (08:29):
Some coffee and some tea and a blueberry muffin.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Oh right, is that right? You get change?

Speaker 2 (08:40):
Well, James, Bertie County Peanuts headed down to Rock Spring,
Georgia's just for you, buddy, glad you won.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Ah, well, thank you the big guy. I appreciate that, buddy.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
Yeah, oh no, no, don't try him out.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
You know the drill. James ain't gonna jack you hook
you up.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
Don't need to practice, Randy. All right, Yeah, we're gonna
work and we're gonna wedge in a porky pig here
for the next thirty minutes. Start off with a song
that went national before our radio show did.

Speaker 10 (09:18):
That's great.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
There was a little before tattered Simon. You can see
what they be doing with.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Good morning and Merry Christmas on your days. There were
the six Friday Morning, the song that started it all
just about him to day before we got off the
ground have to be ensued by Warner Brothers fantasy lawyer.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
It was proxy pig making the same.

Speaker 10 (10:27):
Yow have a blue Christmas? Don't we over here without you?

Speaker 11 (10:38):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (10:39):
He can you feel so happy?

Speaker 12 (10:40):
Be blue?

Speaker 10 (10:42):
It you just thinking he beat up about you. It'll
decoratetions a really red honor read Christmas tree and we
if we won't be it's the same day if your

(11:06):
nighty here with mmy and me and we will win those.
It be blue. It's has no flame, it's it starts falling.
It'll leave that to We're gonna win. Thowse it be
to be blue, enemy and memories, it's just starting call

(11:31):
you beat all ride with your pigres mysup with him
a ride it be but ever ever be blue, it
be able to be your blue, blue blue Christmas baby,

(12:00):
Just be a baby out. I don't remember, miss.

Speaker 12 (12:12):
You'll be.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
When all here?

Speaker 10 (12:16):
Why well with your get griss my fable, we in
here we get hye.

Speaker 13 (12:24):
But I have up ever be blue, Blue Christmas, Good

(13:00):
morning make shows.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
On all Radio.

Speaker 8 (13:03):
Here we go, and now Deep Thoughts with Zach the
Weed Guy's girlfriend Mary Jane.

Speaker 5 (13:14):
Whatever, beauty, dude, let's crack a lacing, y'all cool.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
I'm cool.

Speaker 5 (13:23):
I'm doing good like I've just been sitting around thinking
about stuff.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
Oh you want to hear something.

Speaker 14 (13:36):
Sweet?

Speaker 5 (13:40):
What DIDs teeth taste like? And does everyone's teeth taste differently?
Been thinking? Go ahead, I'll wait for you to taste yours?

Speaker 14 (13:53):
Is the s or?

Speaker 5 (13:55):
Is the sea silent? And the words scent?

Speaker 14 (14:04):
Hey?

Speaker 5 (14:05):
Why is it a penny for your thoughts? But you
have to put your two cents in? I mean somebody,
somebody's making a penny.

Speaker 13 (14:15):
You do mad?

Speaker 5 (14:19):
What if COVID is the point one percent of germs
that lyesol can kill? On the other hand, you have
different fingers af there our Thanksgiving meal. I asked Zach

(14:40):
to clear off the dinner table. He had to get
a running start, but he made it. I was like,
I'm in breath, You're my man. I bought a fake
koyfish for my KOI pond. It's my decoy. I hate

(15:04):
it when I meant to buy seedless grapes and instead
I accidentally grabbed oreos. Speaking of grapes, I've been making
wine at home, but I make it out of raisin,
so it'll be aged automatically. Think about this one. Technically,

(15:38):
the brain named itself, right, my right? How did you
come up with? The brain named you?

Speaker 1 (15:51):
You're going to keep We're not going to get.

Speaker 5 (15:59):
Everywhere as distance if you've got the time.

Speaker 4 (16:02):
Okay, I can.

Speaker 5 (16:05):
Tell that you're still a little hungover from Thanksgiving. One
more idea and then like, I gotta go because you
know I had stuff to do. I've been getting into astronomy,
so I asked sacked install a skylight. The people who

(16:26):
live above us are so tipped off. Look at the time.
That's it for now. Yeah, I'll keep racking and I'll
keep thinking later, dude.

Speaker 8 (16:40):
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Because it's four twenty somewhere.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Good morning. You got the big show on the radio.
More chance for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.

Speaker 15 (16:59):
Ah, I have all of them good at two shoes
on the radio talking about their damn teeth and having babies.
There're nothing sexier than a hot young man talking trash
on the radio. I like all them opinionated tip men,
Rock Limball, Jean Handy, neil Board. There's snow on the roof,

(17:26):
there's a fire in the funny. It's getting hot in here.
I take off all my clothes.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
I feel so vulnerable.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
Good morning, big shows on the radio.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
In minutes, a boy Linald from the Lord Tigers joins us,
you gotta hang around.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
With that big big speaking of a big ball.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
Wait, he took one little Christmas song from old Proxy
Pig and made an album out.

Speaker 16 (18:28):
Of this Christmas Rontail Records presents a holiday treasury that
you are sure to love.

Speaker 10 (18:35):
Every rude of the red nose, every randy half of
the very shiny inly inliense, Hanny of you evers, if
you saw him, you will eaves his hand, big leading book.

Speaker 16 (18:47):
It's Porky's Christmas twelve all time Yule Tide classics done.

Speaker 8 (18:51):
Is only Porky Pig could do them.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
Here it comes?

Speaker 10 (18:54):
Is it Santa Claus? Here comes? Is It's Santa Claus?

Speaker 11 (18:57):
Right now?

Speaker 10 (18:57):
It's Santa Claus Italy, Italy.

Speaker 16 (18:59):
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Speaker 10 (19:17):
Lord hit Christmas, you can kk come on and me
me and me, I'm kle dreaming.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
Come when He'll be a Why.

Speaker 5 (19:29):
Christmas?

Speaker 4 (19:30):
Don't delay?

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your day.

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Spe Mary and it be bride.

Speaker 5 (19:49):
And may.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
Rd It'll be Christmas.

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for album ten ninety eight. For tape to Porky's Christmas
Box two to two Atlanta to to two two two
are called toll free one eight hundred five five five
five five five five Porky's Christmas Order.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
Now Wow, good morning, Big Show is on the radio.
Give me a special give it away now man, you
still use this with John Boy's Wonderful Thing Giveaway of
the Week.

Speaker 15 (20:20):
What the heck?

Speaker 2 (20:20):
Our first ever Big Show custom motor cycle from log
Tigers Motorcycle Lawyers Who Ride was give.

Speaker 17 (20:30):
It away, Wait even away even away, and I'm in.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
My party partner and booker branch Ranch as well.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
From time Dedomin's lovely beautiful half Lionel is here with
us from Long Tigers.

Speaker 4 (20:44):
Good morning Lionel, Good morning boys.

Speaker 6 (20:47):
How are you today?

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Man?

Speaker 1 (20:48):
We are awesome.

Speaker 4 (20:49):
We all pumped up.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
What about you, Bud?

Speaker 6 (20:52):
Oh my gosh. I'll tell you I'm excited, but I'm
also sad because see we we've got the winner. We
gave him the bike. But see I put down thirty
five miles, not a lot about thirty five miles on
this guy's bike. I'm not gonna tell you who he
is yet, but I got to ride his motorcycle before
he did, and I'm not gonna lie to yet. There
was a little part of me, he said, I can
just shift here and disappear and know one it knows

(21:13):
I could ride this motorcycle away, called you up and say, yep,
gave it to Billy. He's happy, good congratulations, And nobody
would be the wiser but me in this beautiful motorcycle
in my garage and you. But I didn't do it.

Speaker 4 (21:27):
How could you, being a lawyer, live with yourselves?

Speaker 6 (21:29):
I I can tell you if a lot of things.
Don't worry.

Speaker 4 (21:34):
Yeah, I think there are plenty of lawyers with.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
Well only thirty five miles on it. Well that's awesome line,
good work, good restraint.

Speaker 6 (21:45):
Yeah, so I'm proud of myself there. But I'll tell
you Rick Bray at RKB Custom Speed built a phenomenal
motorcycle and I had the opportunity, like I said, and
deliver it personally to our winner, the one, the only
out of Georgia. Dwayne is riding this motorcycle away. Now
we did it, fellas, we gave away the first ever

(22:06):
John Boy and Billy motorcycle.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Yeah way man, now, George Man, awesome, Well we want
some pictures now, Dwayne to put them up on the
job On and Billy facebook page and on our website
for sure, because we were sure proud to give away
that big show bike linell thank you and load tigers.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
Man.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
It's been awesome from a trips to Sturgis to the
big show Bike and man, I hope we can do
some more cool stuff in twenty five.

Speaker 4 (22:35):
You know what.

Speaker 6 (22:35):
That's what it's all about, is we take care of
motorcycle riders and if I can partner with you boys
and do it fun do it exciting and hook a
guy up like Dwayne all day long. I'm in count
on us. Let's do it again.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
That's awesome. And y'all listening.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
You know you got to remember Low Tigers Motorcycle Lawyers
who ride. You need them.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
They are there for you.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
As you can tell, these are some good people and
lon awesome Boddy, go man, you have a merry Christmas.
We'll check in for the first of the year.

Speaker 6 (23:04):
All right, that sounds good. Brothers.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
We love you all right, Love.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
You, buddy law Tiger's Motorcycle Lawyers at ride the give
away cool stuff? Alight, Dan, Well, let's make you ear
enterprize pack here. Let's play some John Boy Jeopardy. Shall wait, sir,
Let's see where are we right here? According to his biography,
the founder for this American food company said that the

(23:28):
number used in their products advertising slogans actually didn't mean
anything other than seven being his wife's lucky number and
five being his What could it be?

Speaker 4 (23:42):
One eight hundred Big Show? I love that look? You
have that blank look?

Speaker 1 (23:47):
One eight hundred Big show.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
You're told? Free live we go?

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Do we get a winning? We play John Boy Jeopardy? Next?

Speaker 4 (24:19):
Good Friday?

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Morning.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
There's a Big Show on the Radio five feature drag
from the Big Show bed Boxer Reverend Belly Ray Collins
on Christmas Music Elave Reverend Beller Ray with the Big
Box at the Big Show dot com and right now
let's play yell sign across America.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
It's John Boy.

Speaker 6 (24:41):
And now you're host.

Speaker 18 (24:43):
He came up with a short to the point add
slogan for his grilling sauce bottles, and luckily we were
able to convince him that eat me Mike be misunderstood.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
He's John Boy. Let's say hate the air out of Ashburn, Georgia.
Good morning, Ed, Good morning, John Boy, hell old body
alright man.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
He had first shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning.
Let's reviewing the question one more time. Would I put
it right here? According to his biography, the founder for
this American food company said that the number used in
their products advertising slogans actually didn't mean anything other than
seven being his wife's quote lucky number and five being

(25:30):
his John Boy.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Well, let's see that's a five. That's a seven, is it? Heins,
fifty seven? You put it together.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
I was aking to other numbered products. I didn't really
come up with w w forty that will be a
four and a zero.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
Uh hussey ed, good work, buddy, big old prize back.
You hang on, Jack, you.

Speaker 12 (26:02):
Hook you up there you John boy, have a great day, all.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
Right, buddy too, eh Mortin Big shows on already, hold
on for we get to your news. Follow up on
the Hines fifty seven John Boyds Ever the question the
Lucky numbers five and seven. Henry Hines said he was
inspired by an advertisement for a shoe company claiming twenty
one styles of shoes.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Smile, that's brilliant.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
He found it memorable and thought attaching a number to
his own brand would help it stick with customers. There's
also credited with change in the spelling of cats up
with a C to catch up with a K and
to make his brand stand out from his competitors. So

(26:47):
they call that a ketchup as well.

Speaker 4 (26:49):
It's completely different.

Speaker 7 (26:52):
All right, everything you need to know about it, there's
a book all that came from, but you don't have
to read it. Wording Pelosi come in. I thought she
was making money off hose she married some money and
then yes, all right, well hey we'll.

Speaker 12 (27:07):
Find out something new.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
We Football Friday, all things Thyland's Football, Southern Friday Football
for the preveyor for days. You see that work in
the big ESB and Martin Packer about thirty minutes, but
I hour and thirty minutes away from Sorens and pick
every NFL game this weekend, coming off of fourteen and
two weekend last weekend.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Rolled Friday mornings all hit it.

Speaker 11 (28:10):
I expect and before eleven o'clock tonight, mister, you better
find yourself another line of work. That's when sure, don't
fix your pistol. It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago.
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes. It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

Speaker 12 (28:27):
Hit it.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
I hate work, I hate work. I hate work.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
I've been having a very bad day.

Speaker 19 (28:46):
I don't Today's.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
Day.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Work work work, work, work, work, work work work.

Speaker 5 (29:39):
Hey man, what are we gonna do?

Speaker 10 (29:41):
Man?

Speaker 1 (29:41):
We gotta get out of here.

Speaker 6 (29:42):
We just have a life.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
I mean, do you do anything like this creepy stuff?

Speaker 4 (29:47):
What do you do for fun? Oh no, we don't
have fun.

Speaker 7 (29:49):
We just we just work.

Speaker 19 (29:51):
Here's here's our fun.

Speaker 6 (29:52):
Right work work work, work, work, work, work, work, work.

Speaker 19 (29:55):
Well, I realized my father makes a lot of money.

Speaker 13 (29:57):
But you say he's not giving me anything.

Speaker 7 (29:59):
Yeah, weekend Saturday Sunday the time between work and war.

Speaker 10 (30:03):
Work, the time when you go out looking.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
For happiness and end up hunched over somewhere else's toilet.

Speaker 12 (30:08):
The weekend things are at their darkest.

Speaker 13 (30:10):
Pal.

Speaker 10 (30:11):
It's a brave man a party. All it is will
taste you as cool.

Speaker 12 (30:19):
Buzz. I'm five, Oh no, I am today, I'm having

(31:10):
test page work work?

Speaker 11 (31:16):
What what what?

Speaker 10 (31:17):
What?

Speaker 6 (31:17):
What's what's work?

Speaker 2 (31:18):
I hate work?

Speaker 12 (31:19):
I hate work, I hate what.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
Dud morning I got don Messwie Man, we won't schedule

(32:03):
his football Friday.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
College and pros take care all of it the next
half of the big show. But I wanted to tell
you no, Yeah, John Yir's wife is the Hans money. Right, right,
thank you? Right, and now pick up that script. Let's act.

Speaker 17 (32:27):
Hello friends, your old palp Burt Born here with another
scout scratching edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode,
pick your seat. As our story opens, Skeeter Moran is
being interviewed by doctor Philbis at Brushywood Nervous Hospital.

Speaker 4 (32:44):
Come in, miss Moran, have a seat. Oh, call me
Skeeter as you wish.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Skeeter, what do you think, doc am I okay to
be released?

Speaker 4 (32:55):
Well, Skeeter, life in the outside world is not for everyone.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
Well, you took me to the movies the other day.
That's the outside world.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
That was pretty cool. Frosian is a great movie. I
think those girls just like each other.

Speaker 17 (33:14):
Well, yeah, I think so too. That trip to the
movies was part of your test. Now you see, before
you went in, we put signs on half the seats
that said wet paint. I saw that, I know, and
you picked a seat with the wet paint sign. Now,
why would you do that?

Speaker 4 (33:30):
I like paint.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Pink is awesome.

Speaker 4 (33:32):
I have a crush on Bob Brost.

Speaker 17 (33:34):
You know, you know he's dead, right, But we noticed
that you placed a piece of paper on the seat
before you sat down.

Speaker 4 (33:44):
Of that is very smart, very encouraging, Skeeter.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Hey, I'm just being myself, Chris kas Apples, So.

Speaker 4 (33:55):
Tell me why did you put that paper down on
the seat before you sat down? Oh, well that's pretty obvious.
I thought i'd have a better view if I was
sitting Upie Son.

Speaker 13 (34:13):
And.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
We hope you enjoyed. John Bolly and Billy playhouse.

Speaker 10 (34:18):
Let it go, Let it go on the way.

Speaker 4 (34:22):
The next snow let it go he Tune in next time,
shut up.

Speaker 17 (34:30):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the painfully effeminate
Snowman from Frozen say, Hey, big.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
Man, let me hold a dollar.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Hey wanna build a snowman? Good morning, Big Show's on
the radio, and more Big Show right around the corner.

Speaker 14 (34:45):
Well, I'm working with mister mill Cops over his outfit,
and I like to listen to John Boy and Billy
and they're Big Show. I like the way they talk.
We're funny ha haaa, funny queer, that's what they say. Anyhow,
I figured out why John Boy has a hard time
getting started in the morning. I ain't gotten the gage.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Good Morning, Big Show's on the radio, and here's you
one ire lerning John Boys Wonderful Thing give Away number
one hundred and twenty six a US Air Force Officers
challenge going from Langley Air Force Base. I had an
ounce smart a lieutenant to get this out of Langleige.
You know they're pretty bright moving around language.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
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the Big Show dot Com?

Speaker 2 (36:11):
Ten minutes jeg a my football friday'll take care of
the college side with the man from the ACC Network
in the Big ESPN, Mark Packer, Big Jr.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
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