December 10, 2024 • 40 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Rev. Billy Ray Collins takes the pulpit and wonders why Christmas so offensive to some folks.. - Tater has a new list of What to Watch.. - Buddy Elf tries standup at Shivers Comedy Club.. - Bill Silvers has a new Top 10 List.. - The life story of the late great James Gregory - aka: “Funniest Man in America” is out - we’ll talk about it.. - Terry Hanson has his Sports Briefs - this time he talks about the time he walked of set during a live radio show.. - and we wrap up the day with our Christmas Classic - Porky’s Blue Christmas…
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Let's see here. Of course, were celebrating heading towards Christmas
fifteen days Christma's see you. I know, hurry up today
National Days. It's Dewey Decimal system day. Oh, Dewey decimal.
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That's something to his last name. You know, he would
be the one to come up with some kind of system.
Sure that did y'all have to learn that? I had
to learn that well, supposedly in school.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
Yeah. Well, your sister's a librarian, what she was?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yeah, but I've already graduated by this though. She couldn't help, ma'ut.
So I just stayed out of the library.
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We had when I.
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Was in junior high.
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They had that where we would go and spend time
at different parts of the school and help. And I
was in the library, and I'm sure there's kids still
today looking for a book that I reshelved. At some
point I was like, I don't know point two one?
What I don't know?
Speaker 5 (02:50):
So okay, So his name was actually Melville Dewey, so
the Dewey decimals could be the Malville Dewey's system. Mailville
all right, National Lagger Day. That's the other National day.
Logger raised the glass of the third most popular beverage
after water and teake, that Logger says is typically characterized
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as a light summer beer.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I always thought they were heavy. That's what these mail
houses stuff do, don't they.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
Yeah, I would think that too. Something different here.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Pills is what you're thinking of?
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Wise National Lagger Day, A light summer beer on December
of the tenth.
Speaker 10 (03:35):
I didn't the calendar. Maybe summer was filled up, and
this is the first.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
They can get.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
Okay, so you didn't have anything that this stands really
the National logger.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
You went off the national calendar. You weren't having it enough.
Speaker 6 (03:46):
All right, save it up.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
When it was good for me.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
That works in my schedule.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
Yeah.
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The Marcy Melville Dewey, our own wonder is.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
Anywhere on the Yeah, that's how you can do. She's
not making them up. They don't. They're not named after her.
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Seventeen ninety two, America's first life insurance company offered the
first life insurance policy. Only six policies were sold in
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the company's first five years.
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Wow, that was a tough job the salesman. Start off.
Seventeen ninety two. As we move.
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Up to three, a man who stole a police car
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of after he crashed into a tree just a few
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the wreckage had to be freed by police man. It
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driving Tiger Woods.
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You have at blonde after you with a done arm?
All right.
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Finally, on this date in twenty nineteen, the first fully
electric commercial plane, a retro fitted seaplane, completed his first
test flight in Vancouver.
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Electric plane, I'll pass.
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Can't you feel that all the way up?
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Ten?
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A vehicle, a house, and a boat by.
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Now, Jackson, three things a car can crash into.
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Ready to go?
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Another car, a tree and the pole.
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And for the wind, three things that run on electricity.
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Ready to go?
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Speaker 12 (08:52):
I'm a first time caller, and i'd like to give
a shout out too.
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All right, you go ahead.
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I'd like to give a shout out to dad, my mama,
and my little brother.
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Hope y'all have a great day to day.
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Ain't you sway, Jackie is a good boy.
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I'm talking you.
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All right.
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We're gonna jump out and catch you up on your news.
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Hang around because on the other side, Breverend bell Ad
checking in head a daughter's favorite holiday.
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Good morning makes shows on the radios. Get that call
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Speaker 2 (10:07):
Well, good morning ther John Boy and Billy, and good
morning to haul our beloved friends. O there in radio land.
This here's a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword
of Joshua, Independent Full of Gospel pennicosial Assembly just off
State Road twenty three on the Frontage Road. Well, friends,
the orgyistic festival of gluttony and naked consumerism known as
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Christmas is here again. Already. Where does the time go?
Seems like we just got the twelve foot inflatable skeleton
out of the yard from Halloween. Now, as I've said
on here before, I personally don't believe in making a
major whodo out of Christmas time. But I'll take any
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opening to talk about the Lord to anybody, which ain't
as easy as it used to be. Everybody nowadays scared
to death to say Merry Christmas because some atheist homosexual
might be feeling third. Oh, but I ain't want to
get all hot and sweaty about that war on Christmas
mess neither. That smells like what you call manufactured outrage
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to me, kind of like folks hollering about the Starbucks
cup not having enough Jesus on it. We all know
Happy Honda days kick Merry Christmas out of the top
slot in December a long time ago, and nowadays, only
time the average American has a heart to heart with
somebody named Jesus is when the yard man misses a
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spot putting down time needles in the front yard. Oh, preacher,
come on now, you are not be such a grumpus.
Christmas is a time for joy and happiness. Why some
of the radio stations has been playing Christmas music for
a solid month already. Yeah, and that ain't helping one
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little bit neither here. Lately, every wooly booger with a
record deal comes out with a so called Christmas album.
They don't show a lock of interest in the Lord
Jesus the rest of the year, but come December they
all want to be the next being. Cause most of
the modernistic Christmas songs sound like two cats in a sack.
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If you ask me me, mall got runned over by
a rein here. I saw Mama kissing Satan Claus. When
the women's little gals get done stamping out, baby, it's
cold outside, I wish they'd go out to that one
with the dead gum dogs bucking jingle bells too. Well, preacher,
we do need to get back to the real reason
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for the season. So what can we do to put
the Christ back in Christmas? Well, beloved, we could start
by putting the Christ back in some Christians, if you
ask means, how about we show a little humility and
kindness towards one another and once in a while, and
by one another, I mean everybody, even the nerve rackers.
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I mean, any idiot can be nice to people. It's
nice to them. But can you show that same love
and tolerance to the unsaved heathen holding up your shopping
trip because he's backing up his truck into the parking
space that the Sam's clothed. The goodwill to men get
put on hold till he gets out of your way. Now,
don't forget the Lord came to save that idiot too. Oh,
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and speaking of saving idiots, I like to invite who's
several whill to come on down for all outdoors socially
distant return of our annual Sword of Joshua Old timey
Christmas celebration. We'll have a live Nativity scene of the
church parking lot manger critters provided by pets and things
in the brushywood outlet mall. Then head on over to
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the courtyard beside the Family Activity Center for a holiday
pageant slash object lesson walking in a worldly wonderland. The
Sword of Joshua Youth Choir performs a rib tickling round
up of broad minded, all inclusive holiday favorites like Joy
Too at most thirty percent of the world good faithbook Friends,
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re Joy, Frosty, the gender fluid, snow Persons, Angels, we
only thought we heard on high and it's beginning to
look a lot like coincidence. We'll wrap it all up
with a soul's stir income to Jesus message designed to
edify the faithful and put brown in the breeches of
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the unsaved. Admission is free of love, offering a be collected.
All proceeds go towards trying to keep folks from going
to Hayes Next to halls with bows of holiness, notally
at six o'clock PM now through December the thirty first
at the Sword of Joshua, Independent fool of us spoke
Pennicostal Assembly, State Road twenty three. All this here is
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Reverend Billy Ray Collins remininis. It's time to turn, so
you don't John boy and Billy, y'all have a merry Christmas.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Good Tuesday morning. It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
Well, the holiday movie release has got our man hopping,
and here he is and tell us all about it.
Let's welcome back, Rabbi myren Bergsteins.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Doll on me homies.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Yeah, whoa, how are you?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Rabbi?
Speaker 3 (15:56):
I've bet better?
Speaker 1 (15:57):
What's wrong?
Speaker 3 (15:59):
I got that even in my connectic azoik meaning my
gotsa killing me stomach flew. I wish that would be
a vacation compared to this, eh all, my wife's fault.
Let me get she's cooking again, if you can call
it that. She says, let's not eat joefood this holiday.
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Let's tie something different. Turns out that different is Indian food.
Oh the spicy, spicy, spicy would be okay. I like
a little spicy, but this stuff has got my tickets
erupted like the last night of Pompey. Thank goodness. I
went to the movie first. Well, let me guess you
saw Wicked? What the one with the two singing skeleton
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witch girls? Are you kidding me? I need to kick
off my holiday with the movie that's gave Bingo set
the music. I saw a real holiday movie. I saw
Red One, hoping to answer the question who is Red
and what did he win?
Speaker 1 (16:59):
I think one is like the number one.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Oh well, I don't like that. Have you ever taken
a Red one? It's terrible, the itching, the burning. It's
not as bad as a red too, but it's bad.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Nonethe left.
Speaker 5 (17:14):
I hadn't seen the movie, but from what I read,
Red One is Santa's code name in the North Pole.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Well, now that information would have been useful. Suit anyway,
Santa Claus is kidnapped by some Christmas witch and is
gonna punish all the naughty listers using Santa Claus his magic,
and it's up to the Rock and Captain America.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
To save him.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
No small task, yeah, especially since you know Captain America
in this movie he's kind of a dick.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
Well, so I don't think he's playing Captain America this time.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
Boy, he's good. He's good though, who knew?
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Of course, I'm talking about that good looking rascal, Chris.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Catan, Chris Evans. Ah, the actor is Chris Evans.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
I thought that was the fed guy from New Jeryzy
no one likes it is almost as big as the state.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
That's Chris Christie.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
I thought that was Will Smith's punching bag.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
That's Chris Rock.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
I thought that was the magician that wears too much
eye may up.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
That's Chris Angel.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
I thought that was the singing that can only be
tough guy against women.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
That's Chris Brown.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Now see.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
I thought that was the pretty boy who was too
cute to be strange.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
That's Chris Hemsworth.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
To see. I thought that was the guy who spent
most of the war with a watch of his ag.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
That's Christopher Walker.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
I thought that was the stuff that right next eat
by the spoonful.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
That's Chris go. So who the hell am I thinking
of Chris Evans.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
He was a lousy governor.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
He was so big.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
When he moved out of the state, the population dropped
by half.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
So what do you think?
Speaker 4 (18:55):
I think he's allergic to salad.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
The movie.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Ah well, I gotta tell you, if you're looking for
a good Christmas movie, do yourself a favor and see
this picture five other five yarmickas you'll laugh, you'll get
a kick out of the story. You might even get
choked up a little. I mean, if you're an adult,
you might get choked up. But at the extent of
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your emotional rage is to get on the tiky talky
and shave your head and scream and crack as you
didn't get your way, stay the hell away. God knows
there might be something in the picture you don't agree
with it. Then, because you're a spoiled and titled little
but sniffer, you'll get all loud and stupid and growing
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for everybody else. And who knows, someone might be in
there that's had enough for your crap and straighten you
out right there in front of everyone. Then you can
go home and make more Dicky Tucky's telling everybody you're
the victim, your little bastard, and again you might like it.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
Go with peace and remember see about daddy.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
It's cheaper.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
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No, this is good.
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Say long if you know the words that liples Christmas song?
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I got god, I heard you, I hed war do
you Hannah haire?
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Oh cut o?
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Yall? Are you Hannah here? And I got a crystal song?
All do ho you hell?
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Hell on gotta got a Christmas song that he's gonna do.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Yeah the piano player and he's plays.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Okay, go y'all got.
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News is what to watch. Here's my zig Taylor Moran,
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Goodna.
Speaker 10 (24:52):
Look at the box office from the weekend. Please yeah,
Mowanna Too is the number one movie at the box
office for a second street weekend. They did very well,
earned fifty two million over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
They have a.
Speaker 10 (25:03):
Domestic total of three hundred million. Not hurting over there
at Disney, Wicked remained in second place. Were there at
third or fourth weekend? The Gladiator two is in third.
A Bollywood action flick called push Pah The Rule Part two.
It debuted in fourth place this past weekend. It was
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not on my radar, but Pushpa the Rule if I
am saying it the curriculum probably not.
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P U s H pop Pa.
Speaker 10 (25:35):
Right and Red one dropped from fourth place to fifth
place this weekend. All Right, what's coming out in the
theaters this Friday? The Lord of the Rings of the
War of the M. I don't know it's r O
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it and everyone sounded different. So the War of ra
herm Lord of the Rings It action adventure, animated, drama,
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fantasy god.
Speaker 14 (25:59):
I can't get it worse? What Morn of the Rings animated?
Animated and whead and add bluegrass music in there for me?
I ain't the one to Harry Potter wors Waldo.
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No No.
Speaker 10 (26:14):
Also coming out this week, Craven the Hunter. It's an
action thriller has Russell Crowe in it. Craven's complex relationship
with his ruthless father starts him down a path of
vengeance with brutal consequences, motivating him to become not only
the greatest hunter in the world, but also one of
its most feared.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
Tell him to hunt like like deer, you know, hogs, bear,
or like like mean stuff like people.
Speaker 6 (26:42):
Yeah, sure to find out.
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See thank you to parade dot com for the update
on what's streaming this week. No Good Deed to season
one on Netflix It's about empty nesters played by Lisa
Kudrou and Ray Romano. They put their house except for sale,
and uh, mayhem ensues. So there's a lot of dark
secrets within the house and uh they have a haunting
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past to truly move forward. It stars Dennis Leary, Owen
Wilson and Poppy Leve.
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Kind of a haunted house.
Speaker 10 (27:12):
The house try to sell her House Bookie Season two
on Max. This is the second installment of the comedy
from Chuck Lore. It's starring Sebastian Monascalo.
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They just sell it like one of them deals where
they don't have to have any showings.
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Sorry, I'm still.
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Oh, like, why don't they do donk or whatever?
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Just don't even You don't have to worry about it.
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Remember that house in the neighborhood that we all looked at, Jaggie,
They didn't even clean up or shut their drawers before
they took pictures.
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Shot drawer.
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Can't even brother, John boy, could you please?
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I don't need to see, but see that house was listed.
That wasn't That wasn't the deal where they just coming
and by that was that was actually I'm sorry?
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Is a girl from Friends and the and the guy
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The Yeah, and that's a high point.
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We were looking boy, well, thank you very much for
let's get us a winner. Let's play John Boy Jeopardy
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That's a review yesterday's question. We found out that even
though the odds of winning are evenly split at fifty
to fifty, about ninety percent of people will pick this
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as their guests.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
What is heads?
Speaker 5 (28:33):
Yeah, we were talking about the old coin flip about
all right? Then today's John Boy Jeopardy. Just over half
of all of the human beings who have ever lived
have been killed by one of these.
Speaker 6 (28:50):
Oh yes, what are hot pockets?
Speaker 1 (28:54):
He tried one? Ain't hundred?
Speaker 5 (28:56):
Big show you told free line. We played John boyd
Jeopardy next, Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
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We're on until your Tuesday morning. And our future track
for the Big Show Big Box. Parky Pegsy's Bloom Christmas
the Winter National even before our radio show did check
it out, he warn't Parky at the Big Box at
the Big Show dot com. And right now let's ways
live across America.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
It's John Boy jumpany and now your host.
Speaker 14 (29:52):
He recently read how vending machines killed more people than
sharks in a year and figures that's why you never
see vending machines at the beach.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Heez, John Boy cut all my savings saying.
Speaker 5 (30:07):
They had a Joshua out of Sandersville, Georgia. Good morning, Joshua,
Good morning.
Speaker 6 (30:13):
How you doing man?
Speaker 5 (30:14):
We're doing good? And look at you, Burley. You got
first shot at John Boy Jepardy this morning. So Joshua,
see what you got. Just over half of all of
the human beings who have ever lived have been killed
by one of these. What is it, Josh, Well, I
was gonna I'm thinking tick on the carn they carry
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a line with these, but I think I'm gonna go
over that darn street on the car they got in
a w Now, all right, so you start with tick
and then you switched to mosquito.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Let's see work there you.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Joshua, you there.
Speaker 9 (30:54):
I'm the first time I'm calling on here.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
All right, here you go, Bunney, good word, josh.
Speaker 5 (31:00):
I have a little stat on that about forty five
billion deaths caused by mosquitoes. Wow, carry more than one
hundred diseases that are potentially fatal to humans.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Even today.
Speaker 5 (31:13):
They kill one person every twelve seconds. One okay. Only
female mosquitoes are the ones that bite humans, and they're
more attractive to their victims by moisture, milk, carbon dioxide,
body heat.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
And movement.
Speaker 5 (31:31):
Sweaty people and pregnant women have a higher chance of
being bitten.
Speaker 6 (31:37):
So don't move or sweat or breathe.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Shout out, yeah, yeah, Joshua, I'm sorry you go ahead, shout.
Speaker 14 (31:46):
Out byke Yeah yeah, money.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
I want to give a shout out for me.
Speaker 12 (31:49):
I'll wake up every morning early, brown eyed.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Budgeted, just to put it on these prazy and folks.
Speaker 9 (31:53):
I put it with all the.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Time, all right, Joshua. Shout out to Joshua.
Speaker 5 (31:58):
Hey on, josh We're gonna make you happy with this
bird Tea County Peanuts prize package.
Speaker 6 (32:03):
Buddy, Thank you.
Speaker 5 (32:04):
So how about that Joshua down there in Georgia. He
is a police so thank you for your service, Joshua.
We appreciate you, buddy. Oh my law and source.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Good deal, my man.
Speaker 14 (32:20):
I'm a little a little bit like the boom Hower youth.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Now, man, I'll be fun getting josh was struck. Good morning.
(33:04):
It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 5 (33:05):
For your Tuesday morning, Oh ride, fifteen days to Christmas?
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Were they doing to relax up at the North Pole?
Speaker 8 (33:17):
Okay, guys, open Mike Night continue search Shivers, the coolest
nightclub in the North Pole where Centta goes again hammered,
I'm kidding, of course. Hey, don't forget to drop your
business God in the fishbowl. Win a free lunch. And
by the way, the kitchen says, we're out of herring,
out of herring.
Speaker 9 (33:33):
Thanks again.
Speaker 8 (33:34):
The jingles from third shift Teddy bed apartment with his
version of Christina Aguillari's Dirty Love the ethic jingles. That
may be the look for you after all. Okay, thanks love, Okay,
next up, all away from slaveh Maintenance.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
You know him, you love him, some of you can't
stand him.
Speaker 8 (33:50):
Give it up for buddy Elf Junior Buddy, Hey.
Speaker 11 (33:53):
Thanks, thanks for a great crowd. Looks like a prison
field trip out there. I'll tell you that right now.
Speaker 8 (33:58):
Hello.
Speaker 4 (33:59):
So what's your name?
Speaker 6 (34:01):
Hey?
Speaker 11 (34:01):
Nice nose. Looks like somebody parked a fire truck on
your face. Hey, I thought I was talking to Teddy
Kennedy for a minute. There have another vada gin before
you pulled the sleigh h kid of course I love
the reindeer, the terrific with steak sauce.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Ah.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
So what about Christmas?
Speaker 11 (34:21):
Huh? I was talking to this guy the other day.
He said, Hey, we're having Grandma for Christmas. I said,
that's wild. We're having turkey again. Wow, it's the first
time I ever seen dead people make toys. Hey stmmy,
if you've heard this one. How many el's does it
take to screw in the light bulb?
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Ten?
Speaker 4 (34:41):
One to screw in the light and nine to stand
on each other's shoulders?
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Sup?
Speaker 4 (34:45):
Thank you, sir.
Speaker 11 (34:46):
Too bad you couldn't bring the rest of the stormtroopers
with you. But you know it's not easy being enough.
I'll tell you that right now. We do all the work,
Senna gets all the credit. I guess you could say
he's an elf made man, an elf made man?
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Is this thing on?
Speaker 11 (35:04):
It's like the Michael Jackson Jerry out there? Okay, how's
this one? An honest politician, a decent lawyer In Santa Claus.
I'm walking down a street. They see a twenty dollar bill?
Who picks it up? Santa Claus? The other two don't exist?
Thank you, thank you very much. You think it's easy
if here, I'll tell you that. Hey, speaking of Santa Claus,
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I think he's even fatter this year, if that's possible.
Speaker 4 (35:28):
Hey, Sanna, here's a word yogurt.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
How about that?
Speaker 11 (35:32):
Here's two more. I'm full. I'll tell you right now.
He's got a little bit of a weight problem. He's
going from pinch an inch to grab some flab. He's
got a ride in a sleigh because when he flies
domestic they count his gut as a carry on. And
it's not just his belly. He started wearing control tough turtlenecks.
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It's like Ann Nicole Smith with a beard. It's wild.
Speaker 4 (36:00):
Did I tell you?
Speaker 7 (36:01):
You know?
Speaker 11 (36:01):
The doctor put him on a sugar free diet. It's
so strict he can't even watch to touch by an
Angel reruns.
Speaker 8 (36:09):
You know.
Speaker 11 (36:09):
He says he's not fat. He just retains Jimmy Chogins.
Every time he turns around a big caboos knock something over.
He's a regular weapon of ass destruction, weapon of ass destruction.
This is the Hey, but don't let that stomach for you.
The broads love him. From what I hear stockings out.
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The only thing the big guy is nailing in front
of the fireplace.
Speaker 4 (36:34):
I'll tell you that right now. Hey, what're your people?
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Are you in the union?
Speaker 8 (36:40):
Okay, let's hear it fy, I'm buddy else un all.
Speaker 11 (36:43):
Right, what you're wrapping me up? I still got some kilometerial.
I got a bit about Santa Sack.
Speaker 6 (36:47):
That's golden.
Speaker 11 (36:48):
Hey, I love the North Pole Brown hate stacking chief
best off.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Good mor Man.
Speaker 5 (37:25):
It's a big Shawn radio hourah is Hello.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
Fellow liberty lovers, your bosom comrade in freedom is here
to entertain and elucidate you once again, all at the
expense of liberals, which is just the way we like it.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Like they haven't had it rough enough lately.
Speaker 3 (37:40):
You could still hear the high pitched, girly screaming echoing
in the ether, And that was just from the guys. Yes,
Kamalo was defeated, and defeated soundly. I haven't seen the
Democrats this angry since Lincoln freed their slaves too soon.
I guess it didn't help that her VP Peck's a
dollar store Barney the Dinosaur. Yes, she was so badly
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beaten that FEMA sent her a check for seven hundred
and fifty dollars. But from what I hear she likes
getting spanked too soon, I'm sure she'll find something to do.
Speaker 4 (38:15):
I hear laughing. Cow cheese is looking for a spokesperson,
and their hands just keep coming.
Speaker 3 (38:24):
But don't worry. Her legacy will be protected by Hollywood.
I mean, if they all don't leave the country like
they promised, well, we're waiting, but don't hold your breath.
They never keep their word because you know they're Democrats. No,
they'll do their best to portray her brave journey from
her humble beginnings in poor middle class families to her
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imaginary job at McDonald's, all the way to getting power
slammed by the bad Orange Man. Don't you love a
happy ending? So here it is from the Home Office
in the panty drawer of Barack Obama's linger closet. Comes
today Top ten list the top ten movie titles for
the Kamala Harris biopic.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Number ten, Day of the Cackle.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
Number nine, eight Million Ways to Lose, Number eight, Cry Hard,
number seven, Billion Dollar, Cry Baby, number six, Throwhuci Mama
from the Train. Number five, So I Married a Communist?
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Number four, Despicable She number three, White House Downer, Number two.
The Good, the Bad, and the Unelectable and the number
one title for the Kamala Harris biopic Missus Harris.
Speaker 4 (39:58):
Almost Goes to Washington.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
It's a big show on the radio. I can't very
read this, all right, sir, I'll read it.
Speaker 4 (40:15):
Good morning.
Speaker 15 (40:16):
This is Nigel Cadbury, Master Boy's Faithful Gentleman's Gentlemen, and
you're listening to Master Boy and young Sir William on
the Big Show. It's my responsibility to make sure that
Master Boy gets up and gets to work on time,
so when he's laid it's my fault.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
Oh, sir, I feel so hum
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Good day.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
You're old pal Stevia, No, not the former idiot intern,
the crocodile Stalker. And you're listening to my two favorite
bonds of mates, John Boy and Billy on the big show.
I'll tell you it's nice to be high and dry
and safe and sound in this knack of studio.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Hey, what's this wire for.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Talking to the do homing out on him?
Speaker 5 (01:06):
In his Tuesday December the tenth says Temple.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
And you got the big show on the radio starting
our day and yours, unless you've already started your day. Okay,
thanks for turning back. All right, how's everybody here? You understand?
How do you all get confused?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Hi?
Speaker 6 (01:26):
I get confused?
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Later this morning, Dean Gaines, comedian and was a good
friend of James Gregory's. James has got his memoirs coming out. Yeah,
a book told you James red.
Speaker 7 (01:46):
Uh that.
Speaker 8 (01:50):
Man?
Speaker 5 (01:50):
So a little layer's more. A couple of hours we'll
have Dean inn about that James book. Look forward to that.
Let's see here. Of course, were celebrating heading towards Christmas
fifteen days Christma's see you. I know, hurry up today
National Days. It's Dewey Decimal system day. Oh, Dewey decimal.
(02:12):
That's something to his last name. You know, he would
be the one to come up with some kind of system.
Sure that did y'all have to learn that? I had
to learn that well, supposedly in school.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
Yeah. Well, your sister's a librarian, what she was?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yeah, but I've already graduated by this though. She couldn't help, ma'ut.
So I just stayed out of the library.
Speaker 9 (02:33):
We had when I.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Was in junior high.
Speaker 10 (02:36):
They had that where we would go and spend time
at different parts of the school and help. And I
was in the library, and I'm sure there's kids still
today looking for a book that I reshelved. At some
point I was like, I don't know point two one?
What I don't know?
Speaker 5 (02:50):
So okay, So his name was actually Melville Dewey, so
the Dewey decimals could be the Malville Dewey's system. Mailville
all right, National Lagger Day. That's the other National day.
Logger raised the glass of the third most popular beverage
after water and teake, that Logger says is typically characterized
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as a light summer beer.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I always thought they were heavy. That's what these mail
houses stuff do, don't they.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
Yeah, I would think that too. Something different here.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Pills is what you're thinking of?
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Wise National Lagger Day, A light summer beer on December
of the tenth.
Speaker 10 (03:35):
I didn't the calendar. Maybe summer was filled up, and
this is the first.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
They can get.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
Okay, so you didn't have anything that this stands really
the National logger.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
You went off the national calendar. You weren't having it enough.
Speaker 6 (03:46):
All right, save it up.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
When it was good for me.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
That works in my schedule.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
The Marcy Melville Dewey, our own wonder is.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
Anywhere on the Yeah, that's how you can do. She's
not making them up. They don't. They're not named after her.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Hi, y'all, we'll got the first prize pack out and
get our three days in history, get that winning begin
and that's what we do. First thing in the morning.
Big Joe's on the radio. Good morning, Big shows on
the radio. All right, you hunters up early. How about
some Happy Herd prize pack that you can win right here.
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I hope your neighbors are Click on the happy Herd
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some more hogs. My little hunting buddy Sophie gonna be
filling up some pictures on the t i'ma go to
Facebook page over Christmas.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Hope y'all will check that.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
All right with our happy herd doing some goods what
we do right around shoot things and help you look
at three days in history. We're going our categories way back.
Seventeen ninety two, America's first life insurance company offered the
first life insurance policy. Only six policies were sold in
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the company's first five years.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Wow, that was a tough job the salesman. Start off.
Seventeen ninety two. As we move.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Up to three, a man who stole a police car
from outside a Siopolo police station in Brazil the rest
of after he crashed into a tree just a few
yards away. Twenty three year old thief was trapped in
the wreckage had to be freed by police man. It
was traded for some injuries and fagging to jail, no
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driving Tiger Woods.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
You have at blonde after you with a done arm?
All right.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
Finally, on this date in twenty nineteen, the first fully
electric commercial plane, a retro fitted seaplane, completed his first
test flight in Vancouver.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
All right, an.
Speaker 6 (05:54):
Electric plane, I'll pass.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Can't you feel that all the way up?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Don't about James record? Yeah, all right, but there you go.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
We got some insurance stuff thinking about that, the car
crash and some electricity and one eight hundred big shows
our toll free line across America. Come on, play out
Burst next, Homon.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
It's a big show on the radio. Or to your
Tuesday at the seven to ten. Look at our feature
track from the Big Show.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Bit Box, gotta have this for you, John bore bit
the Christmas album Parky Sings Blue Christmas. There's your keyword
party in the Big Box, in the Big Show, and
I got well.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Outburst.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Let's play Outburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 11 (07:08):
John Boy Billy to give the prizes from the big Prize.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Being let's go contested number one.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing Outburst. Have a hurry up and guest time. You
love the best time. You love a big shots.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Let's say.
Speaker 5 (07:32):
Jackson from Washington, Georgia.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Out we have a shot more than Jackson. Sorry about that?
Speaker 9 (07:47):
Good morning, ain't.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
All.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
I don't mind female hollering at you for saying the
morning good.
Speaker 6 (07:54):
All right, kind of.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
I got you, buddy, Jackson.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Let's get you through these three categories and gets you
unhappy herd you ready to go?
Speaker 9 (08:05):
Ten?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Four?
Speaker 9 (08:05):
Good buddy, let's send it bro.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
Then five seconds. Give us three things you can ensure
ready go.
Speaker 12 (08:13):
A vehicle, a house, and a boat by.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Now, Jackson, three things a car can crash into.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Ready to go?
Speaker 12 (08:24):
Another car, a tree and the pole.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
And for the wind, three things that run on electricity.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
Ready to go?
Speaker 12 (08:35):
All right, let's go with a refrigerator, vacuum and my
light there is.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
We'll do work, Jackson, first thing this morning. We'll get
the prize. Fact you'll pad down in Washington.
Speaker 9 (08:51):
Thank you, John Boyd, appreciate it.
Speaker 12 (08:52):
I'm a first time caller, and i'd like to give
a shout out too.
Speaker 6 (08:55):
All right, you go ahead.
Speaker 12 (08:58):
I'd like to give a shout out to dad, my mama,
and my little brother.
Speaker 9 (09:02):
Hope y'all have a great day to day.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
Ain't you sway, Jackie is a good boy.
Speaker 9 (09:08):
I'm talking you.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
All right.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
We're gonna jump out and catch you up on your news.
Speaker 7 (09:19):
Hang around because on the other side, Breverend bell Ad
checking in head a daughter's favorite holiday.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Good morning makes shows on the radios. Get that call
coming in on in front of the road. Good morning,
bake show.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Well, good morning ther John Boy and Billy, and good
morning to haul our beloved friends. O there in radio land.
This here's a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword
of Joshua, Independent Full of Gospel pennicosial Assembly just off
State Road twenty three on the Frontage Road. Well, friends,
the orgyistic festival of gluttony and naked consumerism known as
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Christmas is here again. Already. Where does the time go?
Seems like we just got the twelve foot inflatable skeleton
out of the yard from Halloween. Now, as I've said
on here before, I personally don't believe in making a
major whodo out of Christmas time. But I'll take any
(10:54):
opening to talk about the Lord to anybody, which ain't
as easy as it used to be. Everybody nowadays scared
to death to say Merry Christmas because some atheist homosexual
might be feeling third. Oh, but I ain't want to
get all hot and sweaty about that war on Christmas
mess neither. That smells like what you call manufactured outrage
(11:19):
to me, kind of like folks hollering about the Starbucks
cup not having enough Jesus on it. We all know
Happy Honda days kick Merry Christmas out of the top
slot in December a long time ago, and nowadays, only
time the average American has a heart to heart with
somebody named Jesus is when the yard man misses a
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spot putting down time needles in the front yard. Oh, preacher,
come on now, you are not be such a grumpus.
Christmas is a time for joy and happiness. Why some
of the radio stations has been playing Christmas music for
a solid month already. Yeah, and that ain't helping one
(12:02):
little bit neither here. Lately, every wooly booger with a
record deal comes out with a so called Christmas album.
They don't show a lock of interest in the Lord
Jesus the rest of the year, but come December they
all want to be the next being. Cause most of
the modernistic Christmas songs sound like two cats in a sack.
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If you ask me me, mall got runned over by
a rein here. I saw Mama kissing Satan Claus. When
the women's little gals get done stamping out, baby, it's
cold outside, I wish they'd go out to that one
with the dead gum dogs bucking jingle bells too. Well, preacher,
we do need to get back to the real reason
(12:45):
for the season. So what can we do to put
the Christ back in Christmas? Well, beloved, we could start
by putting the Christ back in some Christians, if you
ask means, how about we show a little humility and
kindness towards one another and once in a while, and
by one another, I mean everybody, even the nerve rackers.
(13:07):
I mean, any idiot can be nice to people. It's
nice to them. But can you show that same love
and tolerance to the unsaved heathen holding up your shopping
trip because he's backing up his truck into the parking
space that the Sam's clothed. The goodwill to men get
put on hold till he gets out of your way. Now,
don't forget the Lord came to save that idiot too. Oh,
(13:30):
and speaking of saving idiots, I like to invite who's
several whill to come on down for all outdoors socially
distant return of our annual Sword of Joshua Old timey
Christmas celebration. We'll have a live Nativity scene of the
church parking lot manger critters provided by pets and things
in the brushywood outlet mall. Then head on over to
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the courtyard beside the Family Activity Center for a holiday
pageant slash object lesson walking in a worldly wonderland. The
Sword of Joshua Youth Choir performs a rib tickling round
up of broad minded, all inclusive holiday favorites like Joy
Too at most thirty percent of the world good faithbook Friends,
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re Joy, Frosty, the gender fluid, snow Persons, Angels, we
only thought we heard on high and it's beginning to
look a lot like coincidence. We'll wrap it all up
with a soul's stir income to Jesus message designed to
edify the faithful and put brown in the breeches of
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the unsaved. Admission is free of love, offering a be collected.
All proceeds go towards trying to keep folks from going
to Hayes Next to halls with bows of holiness, notally
at six o'clock PM now through December the thirty first
at the Sword of Joshua, Independent fool of us spoke
Pennicostal Assembly, State Road twenty three. All this here is
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Reverend Billy Ray Collins remininis. It's time to turn, so
you don't John boy and Billy, y'all have a merry Christmas.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Good Tuesday morning. It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
Well, the holiday movie release has got our man hopping,
and here he is and tell us all about it.
Let's welcome back, Rabbi myren Bergsteins.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Doll on me homies.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Yeah, whoa, how are you?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Rabbi?
Speaker 3 (15:56):
I've bet better?
Speaker 1 (15:57):
What's wrong?
Speaker 3 (15:59):
I got that even in my connectic azoik meaning my
gotsa killing me stomach flew. I wish that would be
a vacation compared to this, eh all, my wife's fault.
Let me get she's cooking again, if you can call
it that. She says, let's not eat joefood this holiday.
(16:19):
Let's tie something different. Turns out that different is Indian food.
Oh the spicy, spicy, spicy would be okay. I like
a little spicy, but this stuff has got my tickets
erupted like the last night of Pompey. Thank goodness. I
went to the movie first. Well, let me guess you
saw Wicked? What the one with the two singing skeleton
(16:41):
witch girls? Are you kidding me? I need to kick
off my holiday with the movie that's gave Bingo set
the music. I saw a real holiday movie. I saw
Red One, hoping to answer the question who is Red
and what did he win?
Speaker 1 (16:59):
I think one is like the number one.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Oh well, I don't like that. Have you ever taken
a Red one? It's terrible, the itching, the burning. It's
not as bad as a red too, but it's bad.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Nonethe left.
Speaker 5 (17:14):
I hadn't seen the movie, but from what I read,
Red One is Santa's code name in the North Pole.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Well, now that information would have been useful. Suit anyway,
Santa Claus is kidnapped by some Christmas witch and is
gonna punish all the naughty listers using Santa Claus his magic,
and it's up to the Rock and Captain America.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
To save him.
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No small task, yeah, especially since you know Captain America
in this movie he's kind of a dick.
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Well, so I don't think he's playing Captain America this time.
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Boy, he's good. He's good though, who knew?
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Of course, I'm talking about that good looking rascal, Chris.
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Catan, Chris Evans. Ah, the actor is Chris Evans.
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I thought that was the fed guy from New Jeryzy
no one likes it is almost as big as the state.
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That's Chris Christie.
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I thought that was Will Smith's punching bag.
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That's Chris Rock.
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I thought that was the magician that wears too much
eye may up.
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That's Chris Angel.
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I thought that was the singing that can only be
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That's Chris Brown.
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Now see.
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I thought that was the pretty boy who was too
cute to be strange.
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That's Chris Hemsworth.
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To see. I thought that was the guy who spent
most of the war with a watch of his ag.
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That's Christopher Walker.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
I thought that was the stuff that right next eat
by the spoonful.
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That's Chris go. So who the hell am I thinking
of Chris Evans.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
He was a lousy governor.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
He was so big.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
When he moved out of the state, the population dropped
by half.
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So what do you think?
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I think he's allergic to salad.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
The movie.
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Ah well, I gotta tell you, if you're looking for
a good Christmas movie, do yourself a favor and see
this picture five other five yarmickas you'll laugh, you'll get
a kick out of the story. You might even get
choked up a little. I mean, if you're an adult,
you might get choked up. But at the extent of
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your emotional rage is to get on the tiky talky
and shave your head and scream and crack as you
didn't get your way, stay the hell away. God knows
there might be something in the picture you don't agree
with it. Then, because you're a spoiled and titled little
but sniffer, you'll get all loud and stupid and growing
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for everybody else. And who knows, someone might be in
there that's had enough for your crap and straighten you
out right there in front of everyone. Then you can
go home and make more Dicky Tucky's telling everybody you're
the victim, your little bastard, and again you might like it.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
Go with peace and remember see about daddy.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
It's cheaper.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
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you Hannah haire?
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All do ho you hell?
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Hell on gotta got a Christmas song that he's gonna do.
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Goodna.
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Look at the box office from the weekend. Please yeah,
Mowanna Too is the number one movie at the box
office for a second street weekend. They did very well,
earned fifty two million over the weekend.
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They have a.
Speaker 10 (25:03):
Domestic total of three hundred million. Not hurting over there
at Disney, Wicked remained in second place. Were there at
third or fourth weekend? The Gladiator two is in third.
A Bollywood action flick called push Pah The Rule Part two.
It debuted in fourth place this past weekend. It was
(25:26):
not on my radar, but Pushpa the Rule if I
am saying it the curriculum probably not.
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P U s H pop Pa.
Speaker 10 (25:35):
Right and Red one dropped from fourth place to fifth
place this weekend. All Right, what's coming out in the
theaters this Friday? The Lord of the Rings of the
War of the M. I don't know it's r O
H I R R I M. I try to find
it and everyone sounded different. So the War of ra
herm Lord of the Rings It action adventure, animated, drama,
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fantasy god.
Speaker 14 (25:59):
I can't get it worse? What Morn of the Rings animated?
Animated and whead and add bluegrass music in there for me?
I ain't the one to Harry Potter wors Waldo.
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No No.
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Also coming out this week, Craven the Hunter. It's an
action thriller has Russell Crowe in it. Craven's complex relationship
with his ruthless father starts him down a path of
vengeance with brutal consequences, motivating him to become not only
the greatest hunter in the world, but also one of
its most feared.
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Tell him to hunt like like deer, you know, hogs, bear,
or like like mean stuff like people.
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Yeah, sure to find out.
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See thank you to parade dot com for the update
on what's streaming this week. No Good Deed to season
one on Netflix It's about empty nesters played by Lisa
Kudrou and Ray Romano. They put their house except for sale,
and uh, mayhem ensues. So there's a lot of dark
secrets within the house and uh they have a haunting
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past to truly move forward. It stars Dennis Leary, Owen
Wilson and Poppy Leve.
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Kind of a haunted house.
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The house try to sell her House Bookie Season two
on Max. This is the second installment of the comedy
from Chuck Lore. It's starring Sebastian Monascalo.
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They just sell it like one of them deals where
they don't have to have any showings.
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Sorry, I'm still.
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Oh, like, why don't they do donk or whatever?
Speaker 4 (27:32):
Just don't even You don't have to worry about it.
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Remember that house in the neighborhood that we all looked at, Jaggie,
They didn't even clean up or shut their drawers before
they took pictures.
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Shot drawer.
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Can't even brother, John boy, could you please?
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I don't need to see, but see that house was listed.
That wasn't That wasn't the deal where they just coming
and by that was that was actually I'm sorry?
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Is a girl from Friends and the and the guy
from the from.
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The Yeah, and that's a high point.
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We were looking boy, well, thank you very much for
let's get us a winner. Let's play John Boy Jeopardy
for the Big Old Bird Tea County Peanuts, shall it?
That's a review yesterday's question. We found out that even
though the odds of winning are evenly split at fifty
to fifty, about ninety percent of people will pick this
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as their guests.
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What is heads?
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Yeah, we were talking about the old coin flip about
all right? Then today's John Boy Jeopardy. Just over half
of all of the human beings who have ever lived
have been killed by one of these.
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Oh yes, what are hot pockets?
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He tried one? Ain't hundred?
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Big show you told free line. We played John boyd
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We're on until your Tuesday morning. And our future track
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Speaker 1 (29:48):
It's John Boy jumpany and now your host.
Speaker 14 (29:52):
He recently read how vending machines killed more people than
sharks in a year and figures that's why you never
see vending machines at the beach.
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Heez, John Boy cut all my savings saying.
Speaker 5 (30:07):
They had a Joshua out of Sandersville, Georgia. Good morning, Joshua,
Good morning.
Speaker 6 (30:13):
How you doing man?
Speaker 5 (30:14):
We're doing good? And look at you, Burley. You got
first shot at John Boy Jepardy this morning. So Joshua,
see what you got. Just over half of all of
the human beings who have ever lived have been killed
by one of these. What is it, Josh, Well, I
was gonna I'm thinking tick on the carn they carry
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a line with these, but I think I'm gonna go
over that darn street on the car they got in
a w Now, all right, so you start with tick
and then you switched to mosquito.
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Let's see work there you.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Joshua, you there.
Speaker 9 (30:54):
I'm the first time I'm calling on here.
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All right, here you go, Bunney, good word, josh.
Speaker 5 (31:00):
I have a little stat on that about forty five
billion deaths caused by mosquitoes. Wow, carry more than one
hundred diseases that are potentially fatal to humans.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Even today.
Speaker 5 (31:13):
They kill one person every twelve seconds. One okay. Only
female mosquitoes are the ones that bite humans, and they're
more attractive to their victims by moisture, milk, carbon dioxide,
body heat.
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And movement.
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Sweaty people and pregnant women have a higher chance of
being bitten.
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So don't move or sweat or breathe.
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Shout out, yeah, yeah, Joshua, I'm sorry you go ahead, shout.
Speaker 14 (31:46):
Out byke Yeah yeah, money.
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I want to give a shout out for me.
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I'll wake up every morning early, brown eyed.
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Budgeted, just to put it on these prazy and folks.
Speaker 9 (31:53):
I put it with all the.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Time, all right, Joshua. Shout out to Joshua.
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Hey on, josh We're gonna make you happy with this
bird Tea County Peanuts prize package.
Speaker 6 (32:03):
Buddy, Thank you.
Speaker 5 (32:04):
So how about that Joshua down there in Georgia. He
is a police so thank you for your service, Joshua.
We appreciate you, buddy. Oh my law and source.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Good deal, my man.
Speaker 14 (32:20):
I'm a little a little bit like the boom Hower youth.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Now, man, I'll be fun getting josh was struck. Good morning.
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It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 5 (33:05):
For your Tuesday morning, Oh ride, fifteen days to Christmas?
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Were they doing to relax up at the North Pole?
Speaker 8 (33:17):
Okay, guys, open Mike Night continue search Shivers, the coolest
nightclub in the North Pole where Centta goes again hammered,
I'm kidding, of course. Hey, don't forget to drop your
business God in the fishbowl. Win a free lunch. And
by the way, the kitchen says, we're out of herring,
out of herring.
Speaker 9 (33:33):
Thanks again.
Speaker 8 (33:34):
The jingles from third shift Teddy bed apartment with his
version of Christina Aguillari's Dirty Love the ethic jingles. That
may be the look for you after all. Okay, thanks love, Okay,
next up, all away from slaveh Maintenance.
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You know him, you love him, some of you can't
stand him.
Speaker 8 (33:50):
Give it up for buddy Elf Junior Buddy, Hey.
Speaker 11 (33:53):
Thanks, thanks for a great crowd. Looks like a prison
field trip out there. I'll tell you that right now.
Speaker 8 (33:58):
Hello.
Speaker 4 (33:59):
So what's your name?
Speaker 6 (34:01):
Hey?
Speaker 11 (34:01):
Nice nose. Looks like somebody parked a fire truck on
your face. Hey, I thought I was talking to Teddy
Kennedy for a minute. There have another vada gin before
you pulled the sleigh h kid of course I love
the reindeer, the terrific with steak sauce.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Ah.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
So what about Christmas?
Speaker 11 (34:21):
Huh? I was talking to this guy the other day.
He said, Hey, we're having Grandma for Christmas. I said,
that's wild. We're having turkey again. Wow, it's the first
time I ever seen dead people make toys. Hey stmmy,
if you've heard this one. How many el's does it
take to screw in the light bulb?
Speaker 2 (34:40):
Ten?
Speaker 4 (34:41):
One to screw in the light and nine to stand
on each other's shoulders?
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Sup?
Speaker 4 (34:45):
Thank you, sir.
Speaker 11 (34:46):
Too bad you couldn't bring the rest of the stormtroopers
with you. But you know it's not easy being enough.
I'll tell you that right now. We do all the work,
Senna gets all the credit. I guess you could say
he's an elf made man, an elf made man?
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Is this thing on?
Speaker 11 (35:04):
It's like the Michael Jackson Jerry out there? Okay, how's
this one? An honest politician, a decent lawyer In Santa Claus.
I'm walking down a street. They see a twenty dollar bill?
Who picks it up? Santa Claus? The other two don't exist?
Thank you, thank you very much. You think it's easy
if here, I'll tell you that. Hey, speaking of Santa Claus,
(35:25):
I think he's even fatter this year, if that's possible.
Speaker 4 (35:28):
Hey, Sanna, here's a word yogurt.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
How about that?
Speaker 11 (35:32):
Here's two more. I'm full. I'll tell you right now.
He's got a little bit of a weight problem. He's
going from pinch an inch to grab some flab. He's
got a ride in a sleigh because when he flies
domestic they count his gut as a carry on. And
it's not just his belly. He started wearing control tough turtlenecks.
(35:55):
It's like Ann Nicole Smith with a beard. It's wild.
Speaker 4 (36:00):
Did I tell you?
Speaker 7 (36:01):
You know?
Speaker 11 (36:01):
The doctor put him on a sugar free diet. It's
so strict he can't even watch to touch by an
Angel reruns.
Speaker 8 (36:09):
You know.
Speaker 11 (36:09):
He says he's not fat. He just retains Jimmy Chogins.
Every time he turns around a big caboos knock something over.
He's a regular weapon of ass destruction, weapon of ass destruction.
This is the Hey, but don't let that stomach for you.
The broads love him. From what I hear stockings out.
(36:32):
The only thing the big guy is nailing in front
of the fireplace.
Speaker 4 (36:34):
I'll tell you that right now. Hey, what're your people?
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Are you in the union?
Speaker 8 (36:40):
Okay, let's hear it fy, I'm buddy else un all.
Speaker 11 (36:43):
Right, what you're wrapping me up? I still got some kilometerial.
I got a bit about Santa Sack.
Speaker 6 (36:47):
That's golden.
Speaker 11 (36:48):
Hey, I love the North Pole Brown hate stacking chief
best off.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Good mor Man.
Speaker 5 (37:25):
It's a big Shawn radio hourah is Hello.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
Fellow liberty lovers, your bosom comrade in freedom is here
to entertain and elucidate you once again, all at the
expense of liberals, which is just the way we like it.
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Like they haven't had it rough enough lately.
Speaker 3 (37:40):
You could still hear the high pitched, girly screaming echoing
in the ether, And that was just from the guys. Yes,
Kamalo was defeated, and defeated soundly. I haven't seen the
Democrats this angry since Lincoln freed their slaves too soon.
I guess it didn't help that her VP Peck's a
dollar store Barney the Dinosaur. Yes, she was so badly
(38:04):
beaten that FEMA sent her a check for seven hundred
and fifty dollars. But from what I hear she likes
getting spanked too soon, I'm sure she'll find something to do.
Speaker 4 (38:15):
I hear laughing. Cow cheese is looking for a spokesperson,
and their hands just keep coming.
Speaker 3 (38:24):
But don't worry. Her legacy will be protected by Hollywood.
I mean, if they all don't leave the country like
they promised, well, we're waiting, but don't hold your breath.
They never keep their word because you know they're Democrats. No,
they'll do their best to portray her brave journey from
her humble beginnings in poor middle class families to her
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imaginary job at McDonald's, all the way to getting power
slammed by the bad Orange Man. Don't you love a
happy ending? So here it is from the Home Office
in the panty drawer of Barack Obama's linger closet. Comes
today Top ten list the top ten movie titles for
the Kamala Harris biopic.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Number ten, Day of the Cackle.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
Number nine, eight Million Ways to Lose, Number eight, Cry Hard,
number seven, Billion Dollar, Cry Baby, number six, Throwhuci Mama
from the Train. Number five, So I Married a Communist?
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Number four, Despicable She number three, White House Downer, Number two.
The Good, the Bad, and the Unelectable and the number
one title for the Kamala Harris biopic Missus Harris.
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Almost Goes to Washington.
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It's a big show on the radio. I can't very
read this, all right, sir, I'll read it.
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Good morning.
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This is Nigel Cadbury, Master Boy's Faithful Gentleman's Gentlemen, and
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