December 11, 2024 • 45 mins
Wed (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Marci sings “I’m Gettin’ Nuttin’ for Christmas”.. - Tank Hogarth has some straight talk about Christmas.. - Tater has the latest news out of Hollyweird with Tatertainment News.. - Bob Ibach is back with a special offer for the Football Fan on your gift list.. - We’ll give you ten ways to tell you’ve got a Bad Mall Santa.. - We wish a happy birthday to Mama Curry.. - Ward Burton has a few slots left in his Holiday Speechin’ School.. - and Married Man wonders if shouldn’t have ever been born…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Coming up, we'll
play Beating the Blonde for that Happy Herd prize back
hang over that.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Well, don't you something special?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Always When I'm in bob Iebox from Nico Sports joins
us on the Big Show. I took a little peak.
This football looks awesome, y'all listen up.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Good morning, Bob.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Hey, Good morning John Boy and Billy. Nice to be
with you again. And you know, Merry Christmas and Happy
New Year to you guys and all your listeners coming up.
I know it's going to be a joyous season and
we've got something talking about the holidays that I think
if you are a college football fan, you're gonna want
to get ready to take down this information that I'm
(00:41):
gonna be given out because this is history. You know,
we've everybody was debating for years. Only four teams in
the college football playoffs. Oh there's not enough. It's the
same teams and everything else. Well, they listened. They expanded
the field this year to twelve teams and all the
fun begins on December twenty twenty. First, with first round games,
(01:02):
we came up with a fully licensed, full sized football.
Only five thousand made that's gonna salute the first time
ever in history, twelve teams being in the college football
playoffs makes it very historic anytime you do something for
the first time, and for fans listening in, I know
you got a lot of fans down your way. In particular,
(01:26):
you know, with Clemson being in there in Georgia, you're
gonna you know, certainly a lot of a lot of
fans down there for those two teams. But I know
you have Notre Dame fans there. You got Ohio State,
Tennessee fans. So everybody who's in the tournament is going
to get their logo and their team listing on this panel.
(01:51):
On one of the panels of the of the football,
I'll describe what you're gonna get in more detail, and
then I'll give out that phone number and web you
can order these. There are only one hundred and nineteen
dollars and ninety five cents each individually numbered certificate of
authenticity you'll also get when you when you go to
the website, you could order a flyer, a gift flyer
(02:13):
to put under the Christmas tree or in that stocking
and let that person know that their historic football is
going to be coming their way. Everything on the panels
is in Boston. On the top panel will list all
twelve of the teams their rankings in the bracket format.
It'll say limited edition of just five thousand. The panel
(02:35):
right below that has full color logos of each of
the twelve teams in the college football Playoffs along with
their season record, conference championship. If that applies, that'll be
put there. The third panel is full color logos for
the six bowl games that'll be hosting the playoffs later
(02:56):
on and at the end of December, and of course
the January twentieth game is the championship game this year.
And then the last panel is really cool because it's
a gold pebbled panel which features the championship or i
should say the college football logo on either side in
that panel, so you get all that information. This football
(03:19):
has never been done before. It's the first year ever
to salute expanding to twelve teams. So there's a lot
of folks that are going to be listening and wanting
to get this because it's history. And if you want
to get it, you can call. We set up a
toll free number and a website. Here's that number. One
eight hundred three four five two eight six eight one
(03:43):
eight hundred three four five twenty eight sixty eight, or
just go to the website. You'll see this football with
all the information and it's so nice and colorful on
various panels. Craig Benner at Nico Sports did an outstanding
job to get this out there, and it really looks sharp.
It's nicosports dot com, nik coosports dot com, nik coosports
(04:11):
dot com or again that phone number one eight hundred
three four five twenty eight sixty eight. The price of
these again is one hundred and nineteen dollars and ninety
five cents. But don't delay because we're going to be
marketing this not only on your great network but also
across the country in the respective markets of these teams.
(04:32):
So these will be swooped up, I believe pretty quickly,
all right.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Bobo, Thank you for giving us the first shot at them, buddy,
and as always, we got to set up the nicosportslink
when you go to the Big Show dot Com as well.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Good stuff, buddy, you have a merry Christmas.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Hey, same to you guys. Be safe and we'll talk
to you soon.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yes we will, Buddy. Keep them coming that boy. There
you go, go to the Big Show dot Com. Click
on the Nicosports link. It'll take you right there and
make sure you get your CFP twelve team bracket football
right then. Well, last played beat the Blonde and one
eight hundred big shows.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Where we'll go.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
We'll get a contesting team up. Well, you'll be a
team of one. Tayter, y'all know what to do. Come
on Wan from Do It Next.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
That's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Hummer do your Homeiday, Wednesday, December Day eleventh. Our feature
track from the Big Show, Big Box.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
That's a favorite.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
That's a married man Christmas, Sirs, Virgine Ward's married Christmas.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Gotta have this for John bore better Christmas. I'm a
setting Big Box. And right now let's play our game.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Get you cool presents the Red Backs fris But I
just made our contestant. We beat the Blonde. Patty from Ridgely, Tennessee.
Good morning, Patty.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Good. We got some favorite patties in our life around here.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
We do.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I'm so glad you made it in here, Patty. We're
gonna ask Tayer some questions.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Okay, okay, okay, you agree disagree whether you think she's
right around?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
What right?
Speaker 6 (06:39):
But by the way, I am a natural bond.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Okay, all right, natural? Maybe I don't get on in
the same wave link. Here we get y'all. Here, y'all
operate on.
Speaker 7 (06:50):
Look at you turning it borderline creepy?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Well, here we go.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
What do farmers call a cat? All that won't give milk?
Speaker 8 (07:02):
Cow that won't give milk?
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Dinner?
Speaker 8 (07:08):
Farmers called him a dry That's a dry cow.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
It's a dry cow. What Tita says, Patty? Do you
agree or disagree? I agree? Andw's the name to do?
A dry cow? All right? They blond knowing about cow?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Girl?
Speaker 8 (07:26):
A girl?
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (07:28):
What about your price cow?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Well let's well, thank you better. Well, let's go and
look at some spiders.
Speaker 8 (07:36):
Okay, so I know.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Ready, after a spider spends his web, he takes another
thread and attaches it. There's a little spider toe.
Speaker 8 (07:48):
Why what do you suggest he tie it to?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
What had me thinking?
Speaker 5 (07:55):
There?
Speaker 8 (07:55):
I did not do that.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
He does it so that, you know, so he can
can feel when vibrations in the web.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Okay, So it ties a thread of that web to
his toe, Patty, to feel the vibrations in that web.
I disagree, disagree with that, and that was the thing
you do.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
More of the winds like that doing the world.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Yes see, Actually that is his drag line, kind of
a safety line for the spider allows him to retreat
from a predator without falling too far.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
And then he just climbed back up that when.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
It was there, like when he drops down into Randy's
hair and then needs to.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Get in your house.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Did I ever tell you about what you find in
dirt Dobber's nest right here? You know, just look, you know,
you just lose harmless little dirt dobber nests that have
the tubes.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
You know what I'm talking about. Yeah, it's kind of
you know, grayish white like you know of tubes.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
They go and get spiders and put them in those tubes,
live spiders, and then they lay their little dirt dabber
eggs on top, and their little baby larbis crawled through
that eating the live spiders until they come out of
the end of the tube ready to fly off and harassing.
Speaker 7 (09:21):
That's a beat.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
I'm alright with dirt dobbers.
Speaker 8 (09:26):
I am fine. I am so happy that Patty was
here to hear that story better now knowing that about dirt.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Don't feel free to spread the other road. All right, Patty,
want work on your end. Maybe you're getting a big
old prize pack.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
First time collar girl, please call back.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Don't let this deter.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
You, alright, dear well before again use this old dirt
Dauber live spider story. It is true, but Taylor pointed
out that you have to get him first, a dirt
dob as he goes like stinged a little spider, yeah,
and then the paralyzing stuff them in that tube and
(10:12):
then just hang around and wait to get eat forget.
Speaker 8 (10:17):
I didn't think spider would go willingly, you know, I want.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
To you keep figuring that out and we'll do the
story later about when Randy sold the car because of
a spider.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Hey, Morning, Big.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Show's on the radio fourteen days and Christmas The Big SHOWDP.
Speaker 9 (11:10):
De lizit Today's lest top ten signs you've got a
bad mall Santa number ten, wearing doctors number nine, It
says rein deer, Yeah, them's good eating.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Number eight.
Speaker 9 (11:28):
His breath reeks of zema number seven, accompanied by a
weird guy who keeps making bird noises.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Number six. Soup pockets full of beef log shoplifted from
Hickory Farms.
Speaker 9 (11:45):
Number five, Sata's little helper, turns out to be his
parole officer. Number four asks if you want to meet
the little elf who lives in his pants.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Number three says, yeah, you kid, just email.
Speaker 9 (11:59):
It to me at www dot Santa dot com. Number
two keeps muttering, you know, little girls, it look like
you when I was growing up.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
And the number one sign you've got a bad mall.
Speaker 9 (12:12):
Santa greets each kid by saying, Hi, my name's Santa,
and I'm an alcoholic.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Wednesday, December eleven,
twenty minutes away from the desk of Taylor Tayman, news
is what to watch. Well, the holiday movie release has
got our man hopping, and here he is and tell
us all about its Welcome back, Rabbi myren Bergstein.
Speaker 7 (13:10):
Youll on me homies.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
Yeah, whoa?
Speaker 2 (13:13):
How are you? Rabbi? I've been better? What's wrong?
Speaker 10 (13:17):
I got the machivine in my Connecticut zoik, meaning I
got that killing me stomach flew. I wish that would
be a vacation compared to this. Ah All, my wife's fault.
Let me guess she's cooking again. Well, if you can
call it that. She says, let's not eat Joe food
this holiday. Let's tie something different. Turns out that different
(13:40):
is Indian food. Oh spicy, spicy? Spicy would be okay.
I like a little spicy. But this stuff has got
my tickets or upting, like the last night of Pumpey.
Thank goodness. I went to the movie first. Well, let
me guess you saw Wicked. What the one with the
two singing skeleton witch girl? Are you kidding me? I
(14:02):
need to kick off my holiday with the movie. That's game,
Bingos set the music. I saw a real holiday movie.
I saw Red One, hoping to answer the question who
is red and what.
Speaker 7 (14:17):
Did he win?
Speaker 10 (14:18):
I think one is like the number one. Oh well,
I don't like that. Have you ever taken a Red one?
It's camble, the itching, the burning. It's not as bad
as a red too, but it's bad. Nonetheless, I hadn't.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Seen the movie, but from what I read, Red One
is Santa's code name in the North Pole.
Speaker 10 (14:37):
Well, now that information would have been useful suit anyway,
Santa Claus is kidnapped by some Christmas witch and is
gonna punish all the naughty listers. Using Santa Claus's magic,
and it's up to the Rock and Captain America to
save him.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
No small tasks.
Speaker 10 (14:54):
Yeah, especially since you know Captain America in this movie
he's kind of a dick.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Well, so I don't think he's playing Captain America this time.
Speaker 7 (15:03):
Boy, he's good. He's good though, who knew?
Speaker 10 (15:06):
Of course, I'm talking about that good looking rascal Chris Catan.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Chris Evans. The actor is Chris Evans.
Speaker 10 (15:16):
I thought that was the fed guy from New jery
Zy no one likes it is almost as.
Speaker 7 (15:20):
Big as the state.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
That's Chris Christie.
Speaker 7 (15:24):
I thought that was Will Smith's punching bag.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
That's Chris Rock.
Speaker 7 (15:29):
I thought that was the magician that wears too much
eye make up.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
That's Chris Angel.
Speaker 10 (15:35):
I thought that was the singing that can only be
tough guy against women.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
That's Chris Brown.
Speaker 7 (15:42):
I see. I thought that was the pretty boy who
was too cute to be straight.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
That's Chris Hemsworth.
Speaker 7 (15:49):
Now see. I thought that was the guy who spent
most of the war with a watch of his ag.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
That's Christopher Walker.
Speaker 10 (15:56):
I thought that was the stuff that right next eat
by the spoonful. So who the hell am I thinking
of Chris Evans. He was a lousy governor.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
He was so big.
Speaker 7 (16:09):
When he moved out of the state, the population dropped
my hat.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
So what do you think.
Speaker 7 (16:14):
I think he's allergic to salad.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
That fact the movie.
Speaker 10 (16:19):
Ah well, I gotta tell you, if you're looking for
a good Christmas movie, do yourself a favor and see
this picture. Five other five yarmickas you'll laugh, you'll get
a kick out of the story.
Speaker 7 (16:31):
You might even get choked up a little. I mean,
if you're an adult, you might get choked up.
Speaker 10 (16:38):
But at the extent of your emotional rage is to
get on the teaky talkie and shave your head and
scream and crack as you didn't get your way, stay
the hell away. God knows there might be something in
the picture you don't agree with it. Then, because you're
a spoiled and titled little but sniffer, you get all
loud and stupid and r everybody else, and who knows
(17:01):
someone might be in there. It's had enough of your
cram and straighten out right there, find everyone. Then you
can go home and make more picky Tucky's telling everybody
Big tim your little bastard, and again you might like it.
Speaker 7 (17:18):
Go in peace and remember see him that day.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
It's cheaper.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Still another pass bag for you lessen thirty minutes from
right now.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
It's a big sello letting somebody better damn it than me,
tell you than me all right.
Speaker 7 (17:37):
Time might be the Big Show, that stuff picking him
up at you. It's you, Marcel.
Speaker 11 (17:43):
What am I doing well when I'm not hanging up
on raight thing fat boying trying to cure Bebs of
her terminal blondness. I'm listening to him my two favorite
straight white Southern points, John boynt Billy on the Big Show.
Oh Marcelle stop No, I won't tell Randy you said hello.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
That's big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Not gonna let on the fine hour this Wednesday morning.
Jackie Mama's birthday back man, she is a pistol, your daughter,
my son, uh my gun got her grand boy. I
got a couple of grand boys to shoot the pill
go the rock come out, and so does she ever
(18:57):
watch you? I'm glad Seth is a Charlotte hornet again
this year. So he's in Charlette where.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Jackie's mama lives.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Now just tickle to death her eighty ninth birthday, and
so the boys there, so that you got to say,
in the ear of going steven, is she able to
Can she stay up later than you to watch Stephen's
game on the on.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
The West coast? Jackie, Hey, you know what I tell her?
I said, Grandma.
Speaker 8 (19:21):
We call her grandma.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Everybody calls her that, right, So you are to be
ashamed of yourself, John boys, sister dead.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
She can stay up all night long and you fall
asleep before halftime.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Well, she's not eighty nine years old til her. That's
something we can do better than Curr's as says, Stay up, laters,
tighter all right, stretch out, warm up, you're up match?
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Uhuh? On what to watch? Okay, he'll be on? All right?
Who rolls on?
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We're right now from the desk, and Tator Taman news
is what to watch. Here's my zigg Tator Moran, thank
(20:53):
you so much.
Speaker 9 (20:53):
Good to look.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
At the box office from the weekend, please Mowana two
is the number one movie at the box office for
US second straight weekend. They did very well, earned fifty
two million over the weekend. They have a domestic total
of three hundred million. Not hurting over there at Disney,
Wicked remained in second place.
Speaker 8 (21:12):
Were there at third or fourth weekend.
Speaker 5 (21:14):
The Gladiator two is in third. A Bollywood action flick
called Pushpa the Rule Part two.
Speaker 8 (21:23):
It debuted in fourth place this past weekend.
Speaker 5 (21:27):
It was not on my radar, but Pushpa the Rule
if I am saying it the curriculum probably not p
U s H pop pa right, and Red One dropped
from fourth place to fifth place this weekend?
Speaker 8 (21:41):
All right?
Speaker 5 (21:41):
What's coming out in the theaters this Friday? The Lord
of the Rings, The War of the m I don't
know it's r O H I R R I M.
I try to find it and everyone sounded different. So
The War of ra Herham Lord of the Rings, and
Action adventure animated drama, fantasy God.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
I can't get any worse?
Speaker 1 (22:01):
What more of the Rings Animated animated and of Wheat?
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Add bluegrass music in the for me, I ain't one.
Harry Potter wors waldough.
Speaker 8 (22:12):
No.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Also coming out this week Craven the Hunter. It's an
action thriller has Russell Crowe in it. Craven's complex relationship
with his ruthless father starts him down a path of
vengeance with brutal consequences, motivating him to become not only
the greatest hunter in the world but also one of
its most feared.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Daddy tell him to hunt like like deer, you know, hogs, bear,
or like.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Like mean stuff like people.
Speaker 7 (22:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Sure.
Speaker 8 (22:46):
See.
Speaker 5 (22:49):
Thank you to parade dot com for the update on
what's streaming this week? No Good Deed to season one
on Netflix. It's about empty nesters played by Lisa Kudrou
and Ray Romano. They put their house up for sale
and uh, mayhem ensues. So there's a lot of dark
secrets within the house and uh they have a haunting
past to truly move forward. It stars Dennis Leary, Owen
(23:11):
Wilson and Poppy Leve.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
Kind of a haunted house house try to sell their house.
Speaker 5 (23:15):
The Bookie Season two on Max. This is the second
installment of the comedy from Chuck Lore. It's starring Sebastian Monascalo.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
They just sell it like one of them deals where
they don't have to have any showings.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Sorry, I'm still.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
Oh like, why don't they do donk or whatever? Just
don't even you don't have to worry about it.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Remember that house in the neighborhood that we all looked at, Jaggie,
They didn't even clean up or shut their drawers before
they took pictures.
Speaker 7 (23:48):
Drawer don't even brother.
Speaker 5 (23:50):
John boy could I don't need to see, but see
that house was listed. That wasn't That wasn't the deal
where they just coming and by that was that was actually.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Because I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
The hot houses is a girl from Friends and the
and the guy.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
From the from the Yeah, and that's.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
That high point we were looking for it. Well, thank
you very much for let's get us a winner. Let's
play wordy word. Dore, we go one eight hundred big
show you told free line. We'll get a couple of
contestants and play next.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Good morning, it's a.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Big showing already, ohmmed do your Homeday.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Wednesday Day, Summer eleven.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
A married man Christmas I featured track from the Big
Show bit bogs one of they all my favorite married
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She began't get due. We'll call you somebody. You'd like
to play on worthy word.
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We may got hapun too.
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I had everybody's head.
Speaker 7 (25:15):
I bite the bed A burdy.
Speaker 6 (25:17):
Word, not a worthy word.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
We're making it happen right now.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Or A lovely couple at a Middland, Georgia.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Debbie and Mark wife and husband.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Good morning, y'all, good morning morning.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
All right, let's play the wordy word.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Me and Debbie. I take the wife, tad to take
the hobby and conquer. Okay, she didn't protest. That's that's
a good time. All right, Well Mark, you relax and
let me have your wife for third or second.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
See what we can put on the board. Debbie, are
you ready?
Speaker 6 (25:57):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Okay, there we go. Okay, starting the clock.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Now you have a fight. Let's blank and make up
on the mouth. Yes, uh a fire blank. It's like
like stings you bite you and when you step on
their mound.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
No, what a little one? The no going to the
little insects.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
The little the little they get on your picnic, They
get on your picnic, they eat your picnic stuff. They're
on the ground. The fire blank?
Speaker 2 (26:33):
As did you? Did?
Speaker 12 (26:38):
You?
Speaker 6 (26:38):
Y'all?
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Going?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Did y'all?
Speaker 7 (26:39):
Hear might be hollering at.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Before?
Speaker 8 (26:43):
That is what she's saying. What uh she said that?
She said it before at the bell?
Speaker 10 (26:50):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (26:54):
Do you want to give second?
Speaker 6 (26:55):
Well?
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Sure I do.
Speaker 6 (27:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Bluss is her husband. I mean, you know what's they
gonna do about it?
Speaker 12 (27:05):
All right?
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Right?
Speaker 12 (27:06):
Mark?
Speaker 1 (27:06):
High five, buddy, high five? Okay, here we go, Debbie.
All right, thank you very much. We're gonna do fifteen
more seconds. All right, here's fifteen seconds. Okay, are you ready? Okay, okay,
all right, and go hand me that cigarette. I want
to take a blank off of it, A drag bluk blank,
(27:28):
the magic dragon puff okay, rhymes with it like you're muscular.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Oh look at that guy, he's blank here yeah, rhyming.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
No, there's a bluzzard. Well that went by quick. So
what did we end up with?
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Y'all? Jackie is computing asking to get three two three?
Oh yeah, it's even better.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
All right, David, we got a three on the board.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Ahi, Mark you Marcy? Are you ready and go?
Speaker 5 (28:05):
We're running with that other one. You run around naked,
you're in the what yes rhymes with it in poker?
When you you don't you fake?
Speaker 8 (28:14):
What is it called?
Speaker 7 (28:17):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (28:18):
Rhymes with it? You do this to your pillow, you
blink it up? Uh no, yes, all right, rhymes with it.
Speaker 5 (28:27):
It's not smooth, it's rhymes.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
It's not.
Speaker 8 (28:37):
Good job.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Oh there's a miser Okay, and y'all put a three
on the board. Okay, so it's tied up after round one. Here, okay, daddy,
we still don't it.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Baby.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Let's let's get a bunch all right. Okay, Now we're
picking up on that last one. If you know it,
don't wait for me to say anything. After I say go,
would be.
Speaker 8 (28:58):
A good time to play the clock.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
We're ready go. No, okay, your ball is not in
the fairway. It lands in the and this has a
blank edge on it. Ow it'll cut you. Uh, the
opposite of smooth.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
No.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
No, but it's a blank part of town. Don't go there,
they'll rob you. It's yes, the air blank you joined.
This is part of the military, the air born. No,
all right, we end up with one one s all right,
(29:46):
four total for me and Debbie and now Mark and Marcy.
One will tie and force overtime. Are you ready? Mark
two will win what we're rooting for?
Speaker 8 (30:01):
Okay, ready go, this will blank over time?
Speaker 7 (30:08):
All right.
Speaker 5 (30:11):
This is like the first day that it that it happened,
all right.
Speaker 11 (30:16):
It was the.
Speaker 5 (30:17):
First performance, the first performance the the movie blanked.
Speaker 8 (30:23):
This weekend, we're gonna present fashion line.
Speaker 10 (30:28):
Yes, we're gonna yes, see it's blank.
Speaker 5 (30:30):
It's like a presentation of it.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
All right.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Well, look what we got over time the top storel right, Debbie,
we got another shot at it. Are we gonna step
up and win this thing? Okay? Then let's do it.
(30:59):
This is fifteen seconds. It will go by very quick.
Fifteen second overtime.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Me and Debbie school picking up on that. I notice
we're still picking up on that laste, picking up on
that last starting the clock.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Now, I'm going to go to the fashion show to
see the fall.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
What it's not working to fashion? Is it?
Speaker 12 (31:23):
You know?
Speaker 1 (31:23):
The word, Debbie's just the first first note forget no,
forget fashion. It's the first ever the blank no another word.
I know there's a lot of other words here. So
we're gonna do another fifteen seconds with Marcy and Mark
to see if they can.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Get this word. All right, Mark, you ready, buddy, and
I reckon.
Speaker 12 (31:50):
And go.
Speaker 5 (31:52):
That's the first time that you see it. It's the
it's not the premiere. It's the first time that you
would say, I am going to blank my propose to you.
I'm gonna blank the movie to you. It's gonna it's
it's forward, no the first Okay, what's the letter after C.
Speaker 12 (32:10):
D?
Speaker 1 (32:11):
All right, there's the buzzer. There's the buzzer. So zero
to zero. We got one more overtime to see if
we can get a winner, should we and that we'll
end in a tie. We'll have Debbie and Mark fight
it out personally.
Speaker 8 (32:24):
Should we flip the word?
Speaker 1 (32:26):
No, No, it's late. Now we're on that same word.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
We're on that.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Say, if you have a Theosaurus handy, Debbie, that would
be the time to open it.
Speaker 8 (32:38):
And it starts, we can say, okay.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
I starts. We got that.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Okay, so we have determined that this word starts with
a dyes, okay, start the clock.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Now?
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Did that help Debbie? The blank? I saw the blank
of the movie. I was the first one to see.
It's blank that starts.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
With a D.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
D starts with a D, starts with a D. Okay,
Mark has fifteen more seconds, you can get it then, Okay,
start what are you looking on your computer? Dater?
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Don't do it?
Speaker 1 (33:22):
No cheating at this point, I don't know how you would. Yeah, really, okay,
ready go.
Speaker 8 (33:28):
A person's first appearance or performance is called a what.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (33:37):
So I don't know here I will use it.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
In a sentence.
Speaker 5 (33:40):
The Rolling Stones blanked at the marquee.
Speaker 10 (33:46):
You know, either one of the could have just given
the work.
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Let's shout out with the thousands of big show listeners
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(39:12):
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your mini van ran out of gas. I told you
the wife had some last minute errands to run. She
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Yeah.
Speaker 13 (39:43):
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We're sitting here waiting for somebody to bring us a
can of gas. Of course, it could be worse. At
least this didn't turn out to be another parody of
It's a Wonderful Life. I don't know what you mean.
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ready to kill himself. Clarency Angel comes by shows him
what his life would be like if he never was born. Huh,
well that's not me. I mean, let me tell you something,
college buddy. I already have a wonderful life. Oh well,
excuse me just a minute.
Speaker 9 (40:16):
Hello, Hi, honey, what you need me to pick up
a can of cranberry sauce for Christmas dinner? And you
called the country club? They said I wasn't there, and
you were wondering where I was. Well, the mini van
kind of ran out of gas, and college buddy called
a friend of his. He's bringing us some What why
(40:39):
was the line busy when you called just a moment ago. Well,
probably because I let college buddy use my phone to
call his friend. Yes, I know, we only get so
many minutes a month. This was kind of an emergency, honey.
How did it happen?
Speaker 4 (40:55):
Well?
Speaker 9 (40:55):
I think you may have forgotten to fill up the
tank when you were out yesterday. No, I think you
are the last one to drive it, don't you remember?
But well, well you may be right. Yes, it's probably
my fault. Yeah, he's on his way right now. I'm
not really sure. Yeah, I could ask you how long
(41:17):
will it take your friend to get here? About fifteen
more minutes? Probably about fifteen more minutes or so, honey, Yes,
I'll call you when he gets here. Okay, bye, Sorry,
So what were we talking about?
Speaker 4 (41:30):
It's a wonderful life. Oh yeah, So Jimmy Stewart was
in that huh.
Speaker 13 (41:35):
Yeah, say he was ready to commit suicide because excuse
me again?
Speaker 4 (41:40):
Hello, yes, dear, no, dear, I won't forget the can
of Cranbury sauce.
Speaker 12 (41:46):
Right.
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What's that?
Speaker 9 (41:48):
Mother Fletcher is in town and she's going to be
spending the whole week with us. Well, yes, that is
great news. Tell her I look forward to seeing her. Okay, goodbye.
Speaker 4 (42:00):
So Jimmy Stewart was, Yeah, Jimmy Stewart was, damn hello, yes, honey,
what's that?
Speaker 9 (42:09):
Mother Fletcher wants to know if college buddy's friend could
stop by a convenience store and pick up what I
don't know, if Reesu's makes peanut butter Christmas reads. She's
sure she saw them last year. Well, I guess I
could check into that. Okay, No, college buddy's friend. He
really hasn't had time to get here yet. Hanh yes,
(42:31):
I'll call you soon.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
Goodbye.
Speaker 4 (42:35):
So suicide huh yeah.
Speaker 13 (42:38):
He got this idea that, hey, married man, you're not
thinking of jumping off this bridge, are you?
Speaker 2 (42:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (42:45):
Sometimes I feel like I'm just spinning my wheels here,
you know, I mean, every moment of my life is
laid off for me. She never stopped every hour of
every day. It's always something. Sometimes I feel like I'm gonna.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Hey, guys, I got your gas right here.
Speaker 13 (43:03):
Hey, Randy boy, we're starting to wonder if you were
gonna show up married man's wife's worried sick.
Speaker 3 (43:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (43:08):
Sorry, it took so long. I had to finish up
my annual two hour Merry Christmas Darling tape to my wife,
and only way over here I realized, I know, well,
I'd already gotten a mystery gift lined up, but I
didn't have anything in case she picked the standard gift. Now,
granted she never picks the standard gift, But what am
I gonna do if I get caught by surprise? You know,
I remember Christmas in eighty seven. That's when I hey,
(43:31):
hey guys, Hey married man, Hey, Hey, what are you
guys doing?
Speaker 2 (43:33):
Put me down?
Speaker 4 (43:49):
Feel better?
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No matter how little you have, some people have even
less You'll college, buddy. It may not be a wonderful life,
but it could always be worse. From all of us
have to all of you, there best wishes for a
happy and blessed holiday season.
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Man, look at this.
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Randy sure had a lot of stuff in his car.
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Well, don't you something special?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Always When I'm in bob Iebox from Nico Sports joins
us on the Big Show. I took a little peak.
This football looks awesome, y'all listen up.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Good morning, Bob.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Hey, Good morning John Boy and Billy. Nice to be
with you again. And you know, Merry Christmas and Happy
New Year to you guys and all your listeners coming up.
I know it's going to be a joyous season and
we've got something talking about the holidays that I think
if you are a college football fan, you're gonna want
to get ready to take down this information that I'm
(00:41):
gonna be given out because this is history. You know,
we've everybody was debating for years. Only four teams in
the college football playoffs. Oh there's not enough. It's the
same teams and everything else. Well, they listened. They expanded
the field this year to twelve teams and all the
fun begins on December twenty twenty. First, with first round games,
(01:02):
we came up with a fully licensed, full sized football.
Only five thousand made that's gonna salute the first time
ever in history, twelve teams being in the college football
playoffs makes it very historic anytime you do something for
the first time, and for fans listening in, I know
you got a lot of fans down your way. In particular,
(01:26):
you know, with Clemson being in there in Georgia, you're
gonna you know, certainly a lot of a lot of
fans down there for those two teams. But I know
you have Notre Dame fans there. You got Ohio State,
Tennessee fans. So everybody who's in the tournament is going
to get their logo and their team listing on this panel.
(01:51):
On one of the panels of the of the football,
I'll describe what you're gonna get in more detail, and
then I'll give out that phone number and web you
can order these. There are only one hundred and nineteen
dollars and ninety five cents each individually numbered certificate of
authenticity you'll also get when you when you go to
the website, you could order a flyer, a gift flyer
(02:13):
to put under the Christmas tree or in that stocking
and let that person know that their historic football is
going to be coming their way. Everything on the panels
is in Boston. On the top panel will list all
twelve of the teams their rankings in the bracket format.
It'll say limited edition of just five thousand. The panel
(02:35):
right below that has full color logos of each of
the twelve teams in the college football Playoffs along with
their season record, conference championship. If that applies, that'll be
put there. The third panel is full color logos for
the six bowl games that'll be hosting the playoffs later
(02:56):
on and at the end of December, and of course
the January twentieth game is the championship game this year.
And then the last panel is really cool because it's
a gold pebbled panel which features the championship or i
should say the college football logo on either side in
that panel, so you get all that information. This football
(03:19):
has never been done before. It's the first year ever
to salute expanding to twelve teams. So there's a lot
of folks that are going to be listening and wanting
to get this because it's history. And if you want
to get it, you can call. We set up a
toll free number and a website. Here's that number. One
eight hundred three four five two eight six eight one
(03:43):
eight hundred three four five twenty eight sixty eight, or
just go to the website. You'll see this football with
all the information and it's so nice and colorful on
various panels. Craig Benner at Nico Sports did an outstanding
job to get this out there, and it really looks sharp.
It's nicosports dot com, nik coosports dot com, nik coosports
(04:11):
dot com or again that phone number one eight hundred
three four five twenty eight sixty eight. The price of
these again is one hundred and nineteen dollars and ninety
five cents. But don't delay because we're going to be
marketing this not only on your great network but also
across the country in the respective markets of these teams.
(04:32):
So these will be swooped up, I believe pretty quickly,
all right.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Bobo, Thank you for giving us the first shot at them, buddy,
and as always, we got to set up the nicosportslink
when you go to the Big Show dot Com as well.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Good stuff, buddy, you have a merry Christmas.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Hey, same to you guys. Be safe and we'll talk
to you soon.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yes we will, Buddy. Keep them coming that boy. There
you go, go to the Big Show dot Com. Click
on the Nicosports link. It'll take you right there and
make sure you get your CFP twelve team bracket football
right then. Well, last played beat the Blonde and one
eight hundred big shows.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Where we'll go.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
We'll get a contesting team up. Well, you'll be a
team of one. Tayter, y'all know what to do. Come
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Good morning.
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That's a big show on the radio.
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That's a favorite.
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That's a married man Christmas, Sirs, Virgine Ward's married Christmas.
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Gotta have this for John bore better Christmas. I'm a
setting Big Box. And right now let's play our game.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Get you cool presents the Red Backs fris But I
just made our contestant. We beat the Blonde. Patty from Ridgely, Tennessee.
Good morning, Patty.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Good. We got some favorite patties in our life around here.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
We do.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I'm so glad you made it in here, Patty. We're
gonna ask Tayer some questions.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Okay, okay, okay, you agree disagree whether you think she's
right around?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
What right?
Speaker 6 (06:39):
But by the way, I am a natural bond.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Okay, all right, natural? Maybe I don't get on in
the same wave link. Here we get y'all. Here, y'all
operate on.
Speaker 7 (06:50):
Look at you turning it borderline creepy?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Well, here we go.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
What do farmers call a cat? All that won't give milk?
Speaker 8 (07:02):
Cow that won't give milk?
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Dinner?
Speaker 8 (07:08):
Farmers called him a dry That's a dry cow.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
It's a dry cow. What Tita says, Patty? Do you
agree or disagree? I agree? Andw's the name to do?
A dry cow? All right? They blond knowing about cow?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Girl?
Speaker 8 (07:26):
A girl?
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (07:28):
What about your price cow?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Well let's well, thank you better. Well, let's go and
look at some spiders.
Speaker 8 (07:36):
Okay, so I know.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Ready, after a spider spends his web, he takes another
thread and attaches it. There's a little spider toe.
Speaker 8 (07:48):
Why what do you suggest he tie it to?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
What had me thinking?
Speaker 5 (07:55):
There?
Speaker 8 (07:55):
I did not do that.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
He does it so that, you know, so he can
can feel when vibrations in the web.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Okay, So it ties a thread of that web to
his toe, Patty, to feel the vibrations in that web.
I disagree, disagree with that, and that was the thing
you do.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
More of the winds like that doing the world.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Yes see, Actually that is his drag line, kind of
a safety line for the spider allows him to retreat
from a predator without falling too far.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
And then he just climbed back up that when.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
It was there, like when he drops down into Randy's
hair and then needs to.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Get in your house.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Did I ever tell you about what you find in
dirt Dobber's nest right here? You know, just look, you know,
you just lose harmless little dirt dobber nests that have
the tubes.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
You know what I'm talking about. Yeah, it's kind of
you know, grayish white like you know of tubes.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
They go and get spiders and put them in those tubes,
live spiders, and then they lay their little dirt dabber
eggs on top, and their little baby larbis crawled through
that eating the live spiders until they come out of
the end of the tube ready to fly off and harassing.
Speaker 7 (09:21):
That's a beat.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
I'm alright with dirt dobbers.
Speaker 8 (09:26):
I am fine. I am so happy that Patty was
here to hear that story better now knowing that about dirt.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Don't feel free to spread the other road. All right, Patty,
want work on your end. Maybe you're getting a big
old prize pack.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
First time collar girl, please call back.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Don't let this deter.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
You, alright, dear well before again use this old dirt
Dauber live spider story. It is true, but Taylor pointed
out that you have to get him first, a dirt
dob as he goes like stinged a little spider, yeah,
and then the paralyzing stuff them in that tube and
(10:12):
then just hang around and wait to get eat forget.
Speaker 8 (10:17):
I didn't think spider would go willingly, you know, I want.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
To you keep figuring that out and we'll do the
story later about when Randy sold the car because of
a spider.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Hey, Morning, Big.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Show's on the radio fourteen days and Christmas The Big SHOWDP.
Speaker 9 (11:10):
De lizit Today's lest top ten signs you've got a
bad mall Santa number ten, wearing doctors number nine, It
says rein deer, Yeah, them's good eating.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Number eight.
Speaker 9 (11:28):
His breath reeks of zema number seven, accompanied by a
weird guy who keeps making bird noises.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Number six. Soup pockets full of beef log shoplifted from
Hickory Farms.
Speaker 9 (11:45):
Number five, Sata's little helper, turns out to be his
parole officer. Number four asks if you want to meet
the little elf who lives in his pants.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Number three says, yeah, you kid, just email.
Speaker 9 (11:59):
It to me at www dot Santa dot com. Number
two keeps muttering, you know, little girls, it look like
you when I was growing up.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
And the number one sign you've got a bad mall.
Speaker 9 (12:12):
Santa greets each kid by saying, Hi, my name's Santa,
and I'm an alcoholic.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Wednesday, December eleven,
twenty minutes away from the desk of Taylor Tayman, news
is what to watch. Well, the holiday movie release has
got our man hopping, and here he is and tell
us all about its Welcome back, Rabbi myren Bergstein.
Speaker 7 (13:10):
Youll on me homies.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
Yeah, whoa?
Speaker 2 (13:13):
How are you? Rabbi? I've been better? What's wrong?
Speaker 10 (13:17):
I got the machivine in my Connecticut zoik, meaning I
got that killing me stomach flew. I wish that would
be a vacation compared to this. Ah All, my wife's fault.
Let me guess she's cooking again. Well, if you can
call it that. She says, let's not eat Joe food
this holiday. Let's tie something different. Turns out that different
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is Indian food. Oh spicy, spicy? Spicy would be okay.
I like a little spicy. But this stuff has got
my tickets or upting, like the last night of Pumpey.
Thank goodness. I went to the movie first. Well, let
me guess you saw Wicked. What the one with the
two singing skeleton witch girl? Are you kidding me? I
(14:02):
need to kick off my holiday with the movie. That's game,
Bingos set the music. I saw a real holiday movie.
I saw Red One, hoping to answer the question who
is red and what.
Speaker 7 (14:17):
Did he win?
Speaker 10 (14:18):
I think one is like the number one. Oh well,
I don't like that. Have you ever taken a Red one?
It's camble, the itching, the burning. It's not as bad
as a red too, but it's bad. Nonetheless, I hadn't.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Seen the movie, but from what I read, Red One
is Santa's code name in the North Pole.
Speaker 10 (14:37):
Well, now that information would have been useful suit anyway,
Santa Claus is kidnapped by some Christmas witch and is
gonna punish all the naughty listers. Using Santa Claus's magic,
and it's up to the Rock and Captain America to
save him.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
No small tasks.
Speaker 10 (14:54):
Yeah, especially since you know Captain America in this movie
he's kind of a dick.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Well, so I don't think he's playing Captain America this time.
Speaker 7 (15:03):
Boy, he's good. He's good though, who knew?
Speaker 10 (15:06):
Of course, I'm talking about that good looking rascal Chris Catan.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Chris Evans. The actor is Chris Evans.
Speaker 10 (15:16):
I thought that was the fed guy from New jery
Zy no one likes it is almost as.
Speaker 7 (15:20):
Big as the state.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
That's Chris Christie.
Speaker 7 (15:24):
I thought that was Will Smith's punching bag.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
That's Chris Rock.
Speaker 7 (15:29):
I thought that was the magician that wears too much
eye make up.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
That's Chris Angel.
Speaker 10 (15:35):
I thought that was the singing that can only be
tough guy against women.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
That's Chris Brown.
Speaker 7 (15:42):
I see. I thought that was the pretty boy who
was too cute to be straight.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
That's Chris Hemsworth.
Speaker 7 (15:49):
Now see. I thought that was the guy who spent
most of the war with a watch of his ag.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
That's Christopher Walker.
Speaker 10 (15:56):
I thought that was the stuff that right next eat
by the spoonful. So who the hell am I thinking
of Chris Evans. He was a lousy governor.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
He was so big.
Speaker 7 (16:09):
When he moved out of the state, the population dropped
my hat.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
So what do you think.
Speaker 7 (16:14):
I think he's allergic to salad.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
That fact the movie.
Speaker 10 (16:19):
Ah well, I gotta tell you, if you're looking for
a good Christmas movie, do yourself a favor and see
this picture. Five other five yarmickas you'll laugh, you'll get
a kick out of the story.
Speaker 7 (16:31):
You might even get choked up a little. I mean,
if you're an adult, you might get choked up.
Speaker 10 (16:38):
But at the extent of your emotional rage is to
get on the teaky talkie and shave your head and
scream and crack as you didn't get your way, stay
the hell away. God knows there might be something in
the picture you don't agree with it. Then, because you're
a spoiled and titled little but sniffer, you get all
loud and stupid and r everybody else, and who knows
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someone might be in there. It's had enough of your
cram and straighten out right there, find everyone. Then you
can go home and make more picky Tucky's telling everybody
Big tim your little bastard, and again you might like it.
Speaker 7 (17:18):
Go in peace and remember see him that day.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
It's cheaper.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Still another pass bag for you lessen thirty minutes from
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It's a big sello letting somebody better damn it than me,
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Speaker 7 (17:37):
Time might be the Big Show, that stuff picking him
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What am I doing well when I'm not hanging up
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Oh Marcelle stop No, I won't tell Randy you said hello.
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That's big show on the radio.
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Not gonna let on the fine hour this Wednesday morning.
Jackie Mama's birthday back man, she is a pistol, your daughter,
my son, uh my gun got her grand boy. I
got a couple of grand boys to shoot the pill
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watch you? I'm glad Seth is a Charlotte hornet again
this year. So he's in Charlette where.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Jackie's mama lives.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Now just tickle to death her eighty ninth birthday, and
so the boys there, so that you got to say,
in the ear of going steven, is she able to
Can she stay up later than you to watch Stephen's
game on the on.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
The West coast? Jackie, Hey, you know what I tell her?
I said, Grandma.
Speaker 8 (19:21):
We call her grandma.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Everybody calls her that, right, So you are to be
ashamed of yourself, John boys, sister dead.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
She can stay up all night long and you fall
asleep before halftime.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
Well, she's not eighty nine years old til her. That's
something we can do better than Curr's as says, Stay up, laters,
tighter all right, stretch out, warm up, you're up match?
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Uhuh? On what to watch? Okay, he'll be on? All right?
Who rolls on?
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Speaker 9 (20:53):
Good to look.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
At the box office from the weekend, please Mowana two
is the number one movie at the box office for
US second straight weekend. They did very well, earned fifty
two million over the weekend. They have a domestic total
of three hundred million. Not hurting over there at Disney,
Wicked remained in second place.
Speaker 8 (21:12):
Were there at third or fourth weekend.
Speaker 5 (21:14):
The Gladiator two is in third. A Bollywood action flick
called Pushpa the Rule Part two.
Speaker 8 (21:23):
It debuted in fourth place this past weekend.
Speaker 5 (21:27):
It was not on my radar, but Pushpa the Rule
if I am saying it the curriculum probably not p
U s H pop pa right, and Red One dropped
from fourth place to fifth place this weekend?
Speaker 8 (21:41):
All right?
Speaker 5 (21:41):
What's coming out in the theaters this Friday? The Lord
of the Rings, The War of the m I don't
know it's r O H I R R I M.
I try to find it and everyone sounded different. So
The War of ra Herham Lord of the Rings, and
Action adventure animated drama, fantasy God.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
I can't get any worse?
Speaker 1 (22:01):
What more of the Rings Animated animated and of Wheat?
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Add bluegrass music in the for me, I ain't one.
Harry Potter wors waldough.
Speaker 8 (22:12):
No.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Also coming out this week Craven the Hunter. It's an
action thriller has Russell Crowe in it. Craven's complex relationship
with his ruthless father starts him down a path of
vengeance with brutal consequences, motivating him to become not only
the greatest hunter in the world but also one of
its most feared.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Daddy tell him to hunt like like deer, you know, hogs, bear,
or like.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Like mean stuff like people.
Speaker 7 (22:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Sure.
Speaker 8 (22:46):
See.
Speaker 5 (22:49):
Thank you to parade dot com for the update on
what's streaming this week? No Good Deed to season one
on Netflix. It's about empty nesters played by Lisa Kudrou
and Ray Romano. They put their house up for sale
and uh, mayhem ensues. So there's a lot of dark
secrets within the house and uh they have a haunting
past to truly move forward. It stars Dennis Leary, Owen
(23:11):
Wilson and Poppy Leve.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
Kind of a haunted house house try to sell their house.
Speaker 5 (23:15):
The Bookie Season two on Max. This is the second
installment of the comedy from Chuck Lore. It's starring Sebastian Monascalo.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
They just sell it like one of them deals where
they don't have to have any showings.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Sorry, I'm still.
Speaker 5 (23:31):
Oh like, why don't they do donk or whatever? Just
don't even you don't have to worry about it.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Remember that house in the neighborhood that we all looked at, Jaggie,
They didn't even clean up or shut their drawers before
they took pictures.
Speaker 7 (23:48):
Drawer don't even brother.
Speaker 5 (23:50):
John boy could I don't need to see, but see
that house was listed. That wasn't That wasn't the deal
where they just coming and by that was that was actually.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Because I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
The hot houses is a girl from Friends and the
and the guy.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
From the from the Yeah, and that's.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
That high point we were looking for it. Well, thank
you very much for let's get us a winner. Let's
play wordy word. Dore, we go one eight hundred big
show you told free line. We'll get a couple of
contestants and play next.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Good morning, it's a.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Big showing already, ohmmed do your Homeday.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Wednesday Day, Summer eleven.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
A married man Christmas I featured track from the Big
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She began't get due. We'll call you somebody. You'd like
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Speaker 2 (25:12):
We may got hapun too.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
I had everybody's head.
Speaker 7 (25:15):
I bite the bed A burdy.
Speaker 6 (25:17):
Word, not a worthy word.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
We're making it happen right now.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Or A lovely couple at a Middland, Georgia.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Debbie and Mark wife and husband.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Good morning, y'all, good morning morning.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
All right, let's play the wordy word.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Me and Debbie. I take the wife, tad to take
the hobby and conquer. Okay, she didn't protest. That's that's
a good time. All right, Well Mark, you relax and
let me have your wife for third or second.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
See what we can put on the board. Debbie, are
you ready?
Speaker 6 (25:57):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Okay, there we go. Okay, starting the clock.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Now you have a fight. Let's blank and make up
on the mouth. Yes, uh a fire blank. It's like
like stings you bite you and when you step on
their mound.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
No, what a little one? The no going to the
little insects.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
The little the little they get on your picnic, They
get on your picnic, they eat your picnic stuff. They're
on the ground. The fire blank?
Speaker 2 (26:33):
As did you? Did?
Speaker 12 (26:38):
You?
Speaker 6 (26:38):
Y'all?
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Going?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Did y'all?
Speaker 7 (26:39):
Hear might be hollering at.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
Before?
Speaker 8 (26:43):
That is what she's saying. What uh she said that?
She said it before at the bell?
Speaker 10 (26:50):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (26:54):
Do you want to give second?
Speaker 6 (26:55):
Well?
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Sure I do.
Speaker 6 (27:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Bluss is her husband. I mean, you know what's they
gonna do about it?
Speaker 12 (27:05):
All right?
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Right?
Speaker 12 (27:06):
Mark?
Speaker 1 (27:06):
High five, buddy, high five? Okay, here we go, Debbie.
All right, thank you very much. We're gonna do fifteen
more seconds. All right, here's fifteen seconds. Okay, are you ready? Okay, okay,
all right, and go hand me that cigarette. I want
to take a blank off of it, A drag bluk blank,
(27:28):
the magic dragon puff okay, rhymes with it like you're muscular.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Oh look at that guy, he's blank here yeah, rhyming.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
No, there's a bluzzard. Well that went by quick. So
what did we end up with?
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Y'all? Jackie is computing asking to get three two three?
Oh yeah, it's even better.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
All right, David, we got a three on the board.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Ahi, Mark you Marcy? Are you ready and go?
Speaker 5 (28:05):
We're running with that other one. You run around naked,
you're in the what yes rhymes with it in poker?
When you you don't you fake?
Speaker 8 (28:14):
What is it called?
Speaker 7 (28:17):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (28:18):
Rhymes with it? You do this to your pillow, you
blink it up? Uh no, yes, all right, rhymes with it.
Speaker 5 (28:27):
It's not smooth, it's rhymes.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
It's not.
Speaker 8 (28:37):
Good job.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Oh there's a miser Okay, and y'all put a three
on the board. Okay, so it's tied up after round one. Here, okay, daddy,
we still don't it.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Baby.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Let's let's get a bunch all right. Okay, Now we're
picking up on that last one. If you know it,
don't wait for me to say anything. After I say go,
would be.
Speaker 8 (28:58):
A good time to play the clock.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
We're ready go. No, okay, your ball is not in
the fairway. It lands in the and this has a
blank edge on it. Ow it'll cut you. Uh, the
opposite of smooth.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
No.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
No, but it's a blank part of town. Don't go there,
they'll rob you. It's yes, the air blank you joined.
This is part of the military, the air born. No,
all right, we end up with one one s all right,
(29:46):
four total for me and Debbie and now Mark and Marcy.
One will tie and force overtime. Are you ready? Mark
two will win what we're rooting for?
Speaker 8 (30:01):
Okay, ready go, this will blank over time?
Speaker 7 (30:08):
All right.
Speaker 5 (30:11):
This is like the first day that it that it happened,
all right.
Speaker 11 (30:16):
It was the.
Speaker 5 (30:17):
First performance, the first performance the the movie blanked.
Speaker 8 (30:23):
This weekend, we're gonna present fashion line.
Speaker 10 (30:28):
Yes, we're gonna yes, see it's blank.
Speaker 5 (30:30):
It's like a presentation of it.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
All right.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Well, look what we got over time the top storel right, Debbie,
we got another shot at it. Are we gonna step
up and win this thing? Okay? Then let's do it.
(30:59):
This is fifteen seconds. It will go by very quick.
Fifteen second overtime.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Me and Debbie school picking up on that. I notice
we're still picking up on that laste, picking up on
that last starting the clock.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Now, I'm going to go to the fashion show to
see the fall.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
What it's not working to fashion? Is it?
Speaker 12 (31:23):
You know?
Speaker 1 (31:23):
The word, Debbie's just the first first note forget no,
forget fashion. It's the first ever the blank no another word.
I know there's a lot of other words here. So
we're gonna do another fifteen seconds with Marcy and Mark
to see if they can.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Get this word. All right, Mark, you ready, buddy, and
I reckon.
Speaker 12 (31:50):
And go.
Speaker 5 (31:52):
That's the first time that you see it. It's the
it's not the premiere. It's the first time that you
would say, I am going to blank my propose to you.
I'm gonna blank the movie to you. It's gonna it's
it's forward, no the first Okay, what's the letter after C.
Speaker 12 (32:10):
D?
Speaker 1 (32:11):
All right, there's the buzzer. There's the buzzer. So zero
to zero. We got one more overtime to see if
we can get a winner, should we and that we'll
end in a tie. We'll have Debbie and Mark fight
it out personally.
Speaker 8 (32:24):
Should we flip the word?
Speaker 1 (32:26):
No, No, it's late. Now we're on that same word.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
We're on that.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Say, if you have a Theosaurus handy, Debbie, that would
be the time to open it.
Speaker 8 (32:38):
And it starts, we can say, okay.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
I starts. We got that.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Okay, so we have determined that this word starts with
a dyes, okay, start the clock.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Now?
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Did that help Debbie? The blank? I saw the blank
of the movie. I was the first one to see.
It's blank that starts.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
With a D.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
D starts with a D, starts with a D. Okay,
Mark has fifteen more seconds, you can get it then, Okay,
start what are you looking on your computer? Dater?
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Don't do it?
Speaker 1 (33:22):
No cheating at this point, I don't know how you would. Yeah, really, okay,
ready go.
Speaker 8 (33:28):
A person's first appearance or performance is called a what.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (33:37):
So I don't know here I will use it.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
In a sentence.
Speaker 5 (33:40):
The Rolling Stones blanked at the marquee.
Speaker 10 (33:46):
You know, either one of the could have just given
the work.
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Let's shout out with the thousands of big show listeners
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The three words that describe you all as follows, and
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My ried man drives around in a minivan god a
wife and some kids. His whole life's on the skids. Hey, there,
there goes to married man. How's he feel? Listen, dude,
this poor guy's really screwed hanging on. Buy a thread,
cord of milk, loaf of bread.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
Hay, there there.
Speaker 12 (38:51):
Goes to married man, got a big gas, will buys
his clothes at the gap and he's just about had enough.
Followed this car, married man, my remand friend the neighborhood.
Married man has no see life I'll let him do
(39:12):
what the she says. It's up about time he grew.
There's a school you don't find the married man.
Speaker 9 (39:21):
A story opens on a cold, cloudy Christmas Eve. The
win to wind whips around a small bridge over a
dock and icy river. Oh harold married man sits atop
the guardrail with his Powell College buddy. I can't believe
your mini van ran out of gas. I told you
the wife had some last minute errands to run. She
must have just forgotten to go by the service stations.
Speaker 5 (39:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (39:43):
Yeah, all I know is it should have laughing it
up in the office Christmas party at the country club.
Speaker 4 (39:47):
We're sitting here waiting for somebody to bring us a
can of gas. Of course, it could be worse. At
least this didn't turn out to be another parody of
It's a Wonderful Life. I don't know what you mean.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
You know it's a wonderful life. Jimmy Stewar. He's getting
ready to kill himself. Clarency Angel comes by shows him
what his life would be like if he never was born. Huh,
well that's not me. I mean, let me tell you something,
college buddy. I already have a wonderful life. Oh well,
excuse me just a minute.
Speaker 9 (40:16):
Hello, Hi, honey, what you need me to pick up
a can of cranberry sauce for Christmas dinner? And you
called the country club? They said I wasn't there, and
you were wondering where I was. Well, the mini van
kind of ran out of gas, and college buddy called
a friend of his. He's bringing us some What why
(40:39):
was the line busy when you called just a moment ago. Well,
probably because I let college buddy use my phone to
call his friend. Yes, I know, we only get so
many minutes a month. This was kind of an emergency, honey.
How did it happen?
Speaker 4 (40:55):
Well?
Speaker 9 (40:55):
I think you may have forgotten to fill up the
tank when you were out yesterday. No, I think you
are the last one to drive it, don't you remember?
But well, well you may be right. Yes, it's probably
my fault. Yeah, he's on his way right now. I'm
not really sure. Yeah, I could ask you how long
(41:17):
will it take your friend to get here? About fifteen
more minutes? Probably about fifteen more minutes or so, honey, Yes,
I'll call you when he gets here. Okay, bye, Sorry,
So what were we talking about?
Speaker 4 (41:30):
It's a wonderful life. Oh yeah, So Jimmy Stewart was
in that huh.
Speaker 13 (41:35):
Yeah, say he was ready to commit suicide because excuse
me again?
Speaker 4 (41:40):
Hello, yes, dear, no, dear, I won't forget the can
of Cranbury sauce.
Speaker 12 (41:46):
Right.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
What's that?
Speaker 9 (41:48):
Mother Fletcher is in town and she's going to be
spending the whole week with us. Well, yes, that is
great news. Tell her I look forward to seeing her. Okay, goodbye.
Speaker 4 (42:00):
So Jimmy Stewart was, Yeah, Jimmy Stewart was, damn hello, yes, honey,
what's that?
Speaker 9 (42:09):
Mother Fletcher wants to know if college buddy's friend could
stop by a convenience store and pick up what I
don't know, if Reesu's makes peanut butter Christmas reads. She's
sure she saw them last year. Well, I guess I
could check into that. Okay, No, college buddy's friend. He
really hasn't had time to get here yet. Hanh yes,
(42:31):
I'll call you soon.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
Goodbye.
Speaker 4 (42:35):
So suicide huh yeah.
Speaker 13 (42:38):
He got this idea that, hey, married man, you're not
thinking of jumping off this bridge, are you?
Speaker 2 (42:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (42:45):
Sometimes I feel like I'm just spinning my wheels here,
you know, I mean, every moment of my life is
laid off for me. She never stopped every hour of
every day. It's always something. Sometimes I feel like I'm gonna.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
Hey, guys, I got your gas right here.
Speaker 13 (43:03):
Hey, Randy boy, we're starting to wonder if you were
gonna show up married man's wife's worried sick.
Speaker 3 (43:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (43:08):
Sorry, it took so long. I had to finish up
my annual two hour Merry Christmas Darling tape to my wife,
and only way over here I realized, I know, well,
I'd already gotten a mystery gift lined up, but I
didn't have anything in case she picked the standard gift. Now,
granted she never picks the standard gift, But what am
I gonna do if I get caught by surprise? You know,
I remember Christmas in eighty seven. That's when I hey,
(43:31):
hey guys, Hey married man, Hey, Hey, what are you
guys doing?
Speaker 2 (43:33):
Put me down?
Speaker 4 (43:49):
Feel better?
Speaker 9 (43:50):
Well, you know that's the magic of the holiday season.
No matter how little you have, some people have even
less You'll college, buddy. It may not be a wonderful life,
but it could always be worse. From all of us
have to all of you, there best wishes for a
happy and blessed holiday season.
Speaker 7 (44:09):
Man, look at this.
Speaker 4 (44:10):
Randy sure had a lot of stuff in his car.
Speaker 7 (44:12):
Hey, racist peanut butter reads.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
I didn't know they still made these.
Speaker 4 (44:16):
Hey, I'll split those with you your own, big man.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
You'll find the money none.
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