December 13, 2024 • 42 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, it’s another Football Friday!.. - We’ve got Mark Packer’s report on Southern Fried Football from the College Football scene - and later on we’ll turn to Tom Sorensen for a recap on the past week’s action in the NFL - plus his picks for the games this week.. - Dr. Elmo performs an impromptu version of “John Boy Got Run Over By A Reindeer”.. - Jackie gets cold outside with Ike Turner.. - The Not Ready for Drive Time Players take to the stage for “The Cheeky Monkey” for today’s Playhouse…
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Speaker 1 (00:25):
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good mo good morning.
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All right.
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agree or disagree, Get two best for two buzzers and
you win.
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Angela.
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According to a recent ranking by the National Park Services,
this is now the most visited natural attraction in the
United States.
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I think we all know that it's cinnamon at the m. R.
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Biggins Men's Club.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Really yeah, then the Grand Canyon, the Grand Canyon, Angela,
agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (01:48):
I'm gonna disagree.
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Well that was the thing today is a blue Ridge
Mountains and parkway right here in our backyard.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
How about that?
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All right there?
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Sorry, Cinnamon, gonna work angely one.
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More, Belle, You're gonna win this thame. Okay. There is
something in the Salisbury Cathedral in England. Yea, that began
running in thirteen eighty six and it is still running today.
What is it?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Ew a Bingo hall.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
With my acent a Bingo hall in the basement.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Pingo is what my fault was? That was what you
were dalling? Yes, was that your bunny thought?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
That was my funny thought, but it came out for black.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I remember Catholics love bingo.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Now, thank you. This guy gets it. He gets it.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
All right. There?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Would it be a clock?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Wouldn't it be a clock? Well that's what Tator says.
Since thirteen eighty six, a clock is still running today, Angela,
agree or disagree.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
On?
Speaker 6 (03:00):
Disagree again?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Okay, disagreeing on that and wow, no, you're right. A
clock the world's oldest still working clock.
Speaker 7 (03:12):
How do you know the world look at it.
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They don't make them money. Let's see what happens here.
On the final question. Every so often you lose total
interest in all romantic activities, according to experts, does that
make you a weirdo.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
I know what happens to me every time that astronaut
comes in here. So maybe it happens because of a weirdo.
But no, it doesn't make you a weirdo.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
No, Angela Taylor says, no, do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (03:53):
I agree?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
And that was the thing today. They're both women. What
do you expecting the spirts? It's perfectly normal. Angelo the
Birtea County Peanuts prize pack. We'll get it to Leland
for you. Hunh oh, thank you, You're welcome.
Speaker 8 (04:16):
H you don't have a good day, all.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
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Right on the other side? Friday Morning Live time capsule.
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H. This is the award winning John Boy and Billy
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Big Show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Yeah, how you folks?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Leonard lou Well in tonight Leonard Well, and you're Lipless's cousin. Yeah,
I reckon, I gotta let climb to it, all right?
So how you doing this?
Speaker 5 (05:34):
More?
Speaker 9 (05:34):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Hell, I'm all.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Did you get some breakfast? So are you still eating?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
No?
Speaker 10 (05:43):
I always found like you. Okay, I'm a mind afflicted
you know. I was born with a tip on my
tongue at tracked to the roof of my min Wow,
I've never heard of that before. Yeah, old dang family
had got mouth prom lip, don't touch. Uncle Claud got
to jaw looked like a pair of dispenser America bulldog
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because of Emmeline got the lizard tongue like old jeans shimmer.
He's steely ice cream off your coney if you don't watch.
And my brother Bart, he got two rolls of teeth
top and bottom. I get shark in jaw.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
That makes for one dang ugly family.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
So the timber your tongue attaching the roof of your
mouth up, Yes, that sounds kind of awful. Oh hell,
it sounds like something that would be easy enough to
have fixed.
Speaker 10 (06:45):
Well, you know what I thought about it. You know, I
wrote the letter from the v A hospital. I ain't
sent it yet.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
No one up.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Can't let the dead come on?
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Have you was in the doctor at all? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I went once, had to cut your visit short roll
you know.
Speaker 10 (07:06):
How come Well when he told me to stick out
my tongue and say, oh, I figured that he's making
spoil of them.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Isn't it uncomfortable? No?
Speaker 10 (07:15):
Not really, you know there's stuff I can't do. Of course,
it's kind of hard on the grand kids.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
You know, Well, how is it hard on the grandkids?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Well, you know, young and or plumb crazy about them
fart noise. I can't do that. I'll showed you. Look
see what I mean. You can't do it right after
the tongue in.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
There show that's a pretty pitiful all.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yeah, they're kindly put out by it too.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
That must break your heart.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Oh hell, I'm on.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
If nothing else, he kind of sounds like it's be inconvenient.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Yeo, yeah, it's a burden on my fella.
Speaker 10 (07:53):
There's lots of stuff you can't do, you know, like
we can't stick your tongue out and folks, you gotta
just rely on flipping them murden some time. I ain't
never had an ice cream cone I can remember. Kind
of put your car boss on a feller's love life too,
you know. I guess after all, you can't get the
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lady's listen.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
You can whistle at him, say what she means.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
So if you're not making time with the ladies, you
must becoming low.
Speaker 10 (08:23):
Oh hell, iimy truth be told.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
I've been married about thirty years.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Really, what's your wife like.
Speaker 10 (08:31):
Everything but me far I can tell I'm sure she
loves you.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
You know what she can give me for Christmas this year?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
I can't imagine a.
Speaker 10 (08:43):
Book of daggum tongue questions like Lipper says, what do
you drinking about life?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
That wasn't very nice? Did it hurt your feeling?
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (08:52):
Hell, I'm well and I got to go out there.
I don't think I got the food bugger coming on.
The old lady should take me home or take my temperature.
And just I can't hold that mama learning my tongue.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
You getting the pretree? Poor god?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Oh hell, crip of coffee on the way out, Jaun
boy and Dilly, exactly my point, my ball cap, young friend.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Good morning radio, dumb right, good morning. That's a make
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show on the radio to give away. I'm John Boy's
wonderful thing number one hundred and twenty seven coming up
in Minne. A man Tom and So makes the saying
as NFL find him on a corner.
Speaker 9 (10:05):
Maat.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
But first it's time for an American minute with tank Ogar.
Thanks Red, Hey America, tank Hogarth. Here got a minute,
you know, I thought, with the country taking a new direction,
our beloved star spangled Republic could pull out of this
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national nose, dive into the abyss of intolerance and ignorance,
and ascend to the red, white and blue righteousness we
used to know. There's just one little obstacle to hurdle,
one more bump in the road to navigate, one more
partially moist dog log to scrape off the shoe of
hope and change to make America great again. That's right,
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the holidays. So zip your yapper and plant that wide
load for two shakes, and there's a real possibility that maybe,
just maybe you'll go away a little bit smart was
judging from some of you dim bulbs, is a real
damn stretch. Afterwards, you can write your complaints on a card,
roll it into a ball, and stick it up your dumper.
(11:12):
There's a nice spot right to the left next to
your head. Well, kitties, it's that time of year again, Christmas,
the Yule Tide, a time for marshmallow dreams and kids
high pitched screams. Remember the good old days when the
ho ho hoes used to come from the North Pole
instead of the Kardashian family tree, when everybody loved going
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to the manger to see Baby Jesus instead of giving
automatic citizenship to Babyjesus. When cities went all out decorating
the streets with millions of lights because no one had
started a cry and a fit about global warming yet,
and there was so much by God tinsel that you
were picking it out of the dogs crap till June
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and everyone was saying Merry Christmas instead of Hey, jackass,
I saw that flat screen TV first, and if you
want to go home with all your damn teeth, you'll
step off.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
I don't know. Maybe I'm living in the past. Maybe
I'm not with this new scene man. Maybe I think
stocking should be hung by the chimney with care instead
of hung next to your boyfriend's pantyhouse in the shower,
next to his loofah sponge and his shower crocs. But
I'll tell you this much, if your butt pucker's when
somebody says Merry Christmas, and you should probably stock your
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advent calendar with xanix, what the hell have you done
to Christmas America? Christmas in America used to be a
time to look forward to. You couldn't wait until Thanksgiving
because you knew the very next day the stores would reopen,
glistening and glittering with all that seasonal dude dads and
geekgaus that made you want to buy some new rabbit
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ears for the old black and white idiot bucks so
you could clearly see all the gin blossoms on Bing
Crosby's nose. Now you can barely get to the Freddy
Krueger mask and rubber guts because of all the cheap
led made in China Christmas lights in the way. And
if there's anything worse than those godless heathens, there's another
dingleberry hanging on the old Bacchanalia butt hair. Come on,
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you know who I'm talking about, those smug snootie no
it alls to spend their time telling you how smart
they are and how stupid you are. I'm talking about
the atheists. Their sole purpose in life is to be
pissed off that you dare believe in something they don't.
And I'll be damned if I can understand how me
saying Merry Christmas is enough to send them screaming on
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tippy toes to the legal system like some panty waste.
I will offer a disclaimer. The aforementioned jerks are all
intolerant America, hating, judgmental, pushy, cornhole sniffers, just most of them. Look,
they're entitled to their opinions, but that's all they're entitled to.
These people will represent a fraction of the citizen of
this great country. But every time we bow and scrape
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and call Christmas vacation a winter holiday and dismantle some
Nativity scene because it's some sort of trigger, the USA
dies a little bit inside, which reminds me of a
poem my father used to read the name jingle bells
Batman smells Robin was killed by the joker. If you
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say happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas, I'm gonna beat
you with a fireplace poker. Oh dear, look at the time,
I've overstayed my welcome once again. Tough crap, and you're
welcome until next time. This is thank hogarth, Stop sucking America.
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You got a big show on the radio, right, big
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seven from my pile of good stump like this authentic
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Dent Dudley, Auburn, Alabama. My White House challenge coin. The
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The get his grass through that without it we got here.
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I got an embroidered waffle House camo hat that has
never been worn. There's still got a little cardboard thing
in the front of it that keeps it from how
about flattening out? And the tags are still of the tag.
I wonder how much this would have been in a
few Oh, I didn't have a price.
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House honey in cap. Take it out, get your name
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Now Swardson coming up next, Big Show rolls on Good Morning,
Big Shows on the radio. Coming up, we play wordy
word for a Happy Herd prize pack. Hang. I will
do that in minutes, But there is time for a man.
Tom Sorensen when he joins us every Friday of this time,
we talked about last weekend and then look forward to
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his pics. Everybody is playing this weekend. Nobody on the
BI Good morning.
Speaker 9 (17:55):
Tom, Good morning, John Bo.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
How are you Anyboddy? We are awesome, man. You still
got it going on last week you were nine and four.
Well the season one hundred and thirty eight and seventy
your lock. Let me see Miami over the Jets. Miami
one here, he just had one and you did Oh
you pushed that one that was six points and they
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won by exactly six. I told my boy Stick, I
go ahead and take credit for that one. Calls Miami
did win by six.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
But I will have to.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Get on you about something. Me and Stick. My little
boy was watching, of course with my wife getting food
for us. So I'm looking at the late game where
you picked you picked right here, Chicago against San Francisco.
It was a late game Old Fox and Dose there
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said maybe he knows something. Peak in Chicago. San Francisco
isn't home. So I said, all right, let's go to Chicago.
And then it turned out you didn't know something.
Speaker 9 (19:01):
I didn't know anything. Chicago had a new coach. San
Francisco has been struggling. And it's cool that you left
your wife. You let your wife into your into the
room to give you guys sandwiches. What is it nineteen
fifty where you live?
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Weitronic, but right around there there, it doesn't work.
Speaker 9 (19:22):
It was a bad pick and that was everyone. So
I'll make a really stupid pick, and that was my
stupid pick this season.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
All right, gooding was we got it out of the way.
Speaker 7 (19:32):
I figured your strategy was to kind of play the
odds against so that it caused more people to bet
wrong and you'd collect more because you went.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
The other way. No, gambling doesn't work like that, Brandy. Oh,
so Carolina Panthers, time you got some breaking news. They
are favored this week for the first time in a
long time.
Speaker 9 (19:58):
They are favored for the first time. They went thirty
three straight games without being favored. Last time they were
favored was in twenty twenty two, favored about three and
a half at home against the Steelers. Steelers won anyway,
but the Panthers have covered five straight weeks and I
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have not picked them this season or maybe any other season.
But it was fun to pick them. And we'll get
to that later, I know, but it was fun to
pick them.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
This awesome body we'd been talking about Belichick interviewing for
the University of North Carolina head coach football job. I've
got to spit that out. That's kind of weird.
Speaker 9 (20:40):
I hope they do it. And what I would love
to see is, you know, he's going to delegate, He's
going to have the assistance go out on the road.
But to sign a big time player, Bill Belichick is
going to have to go to the guy's house. And
what I want to do, I would love to see it.
He's sitting there, the kids there had a mom or there,
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mom's serving food and Belichick. I just want to see him.
He's sitting in the sofa, he's eating a cookie and
the recruit stad says, now, how much are you going
to pay my son? I would love to see Belichick's face.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
That h So, let's see you're looking at the Kansas City.
Kansas City's still been amazing.
Speaker 9 (21:24):
They just have are doing stuff that nobody else has
ever done. They've set an all time record with ten
straight victories in one score games. And last week they're
lining up last play of the game for the field
goal that will win it or lose it, and they're
on their third team kicker and he kicks it into
the left up right and I don't care where you were,
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you could hear that doink right and it hits the
upright and it goes through like it always goes through
for KC. And their point deferential is there are so
many teams that are better than there in that context.
But and they're only five and eight against the spread.
But I'll tell you this, they have the best quarterback
in football, certainly the most clutch quarterback in football, and
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the best coach. That's a pretty good start right.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
There, Oh kidding. You're looking at Cadarius Tony, a fast
and tall receiver who the New York Giants draps it
out of Florida in the first round in twenty twenty.
Right looking at him there, he.
Speaker 9 (22:25):
Just did one of those things that you're watching and thinking,
how can he do that? Pittsburgh is punting. Pittsburgh's winning
the game, and Tony calls for a fair catch and
two is everlasting credit. He catches the ball, and after
he catches that, he turns to the Pittsburgh players around
him and starts talking trash because you know, he cut
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the ball on everything. And one of the guys named
is who that he's talking to is a special teams
guy for Pittsburgh and Bill Skurnick, and Skarnick's listening, but
why am I listening to this? So he turns his
back to the guy. Tony gets mad, throws the football,
hits a Pittsburgh player in the back of the head
and it's a fifteen yard penalty on Cleveland. The next punt,
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Tony fumbles it and the guy he threw the ball
at recovers the punt, and of course they cut him.
But the only question is why did they wait two
days to cut him? Cleveland cut him on Tuesday, and
I just we live in a time in which a
guy's playing basketball by himself. He's shooting a basketball himself,
there's nobody within a radius of four miles, and he
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grabs a rebound and he starts yelling like you did
something I do not get it mad.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
So you know time, I know, we grew up with
old school. We remember the time when you didn't celebrate touchdowns.
The whole thing was that they would say, act like
you've been there before. Don't act like some idiot when
you score, Tosh, that was what you're supposed to do.
Speaker 7 (23:54):
Oh, I'd like to see how you do it.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Yeah, you know, and look at it now now, even
like catch a fair catch and you want to you
want to celebrate. You're right, Tom, You're on it. Man.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
The two minute dance.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Some of them just to kick you off.
Speaker 9 (24:08):
Man. They would say, act like you've been there, and
I'd say, but I haven't.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
So we're going into the fifteenth week of the season
and you got to hear only seven teams have been
eliminated from the playoffs so far. US maybe odd here
going in the week fifteenth.
Speaker 9 (24:27):
It's odd, And I think it's really cool that everybody else,
the other twenty five teams have a shout to make
the playoffs. And I read a story that said the
Panthers have been eliminated. They have not if they went out,
I mean if and Tampa Bay loses out remaining four
games the Panthers will make the playoffs because they will
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win the NFC South, and they have to beat Tampa
in Atlanta, and they have to beat Dallas and Arizona.
But it's just cool. You're into Charlotte or a fan
of underdogs that at least that's a possibility that they
get in.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Put a dollar on the Panthers and make it to
the super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
You be rich.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Hang on here, time will pick every game this weekend
before we get out of here. All right, rest up
for a few minutes. Time, we'll get back with you, buddy.
Speaker 9 (25:23):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
All right, my man, Well, let's play our wordy word
game here one eight hundred Big Show you told free line,
Get a couple of condescens and play next. Good morning,
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it's a big showing a roller do your Friday Decemer
the thirteenth, when I feature track from the Big Show,
mid box officer Donnie Presley saying silver Baba bell search
for keywords silver bells in the big bogs out, the
Big Show.
Speaker 8 (26:13):
Not coming right now, and everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
The big burning word and the word anywhere. Let's meet
the contestants. We got down from Lee County Virginia. Good morning, Dawn,
Good morning. Then we got Norm from Comber and Virginia.
Good morning, Norm.
Speaker 9 (26:34):
Moy Hey he.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Need y'all Virginians playing here with us today?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
No neibor wow?
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Nice?
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Do y'all? Do you know each other?
Speaker 7 (26:48):
Nobody knows their neighbors anymore?
Speaker 2 (26:54):
They start asking my questions. Well, Norm, John Boy and
Down sounds like good teams. Let's do two rounds, y'all.
They will give us a winner. All right, Norm, you
relaxed Down, Me and you for the first thirty seconds.
Are you ready? Okay? Starting to clock? Now these are
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on trees and they turn in the fall. Yeah, what
you know? That's that's not it? That's not it? All right,
that's another word that sounds like it. I mean it
is the same word, right, Is it the same word? Yes,
it's just one. It's just it's just oh man, all right,
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got you got you? John Boy and Billy. We make
our grilling. What barbecue wat in the bottle?
Speaker 1 (27:44):
By it?
Speaker 2 (27:44):
John Boy and Billy grilling. So all of a sudden
we're going pearl and non pearls on the worthy worth
you let her do that if we haven't been doing
that before?
Speaker 7 (28:01):
I think that you should have gotten credit because you
can't say the singular version without you.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
Yeah, sure, you're gonna be over there saying because you
got do love.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
To see him lose.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
I mean, this is that's all right, that's all right.
That's that's the ruler right here. We put the one
on the board. So Norm and Tater, let's see what
y'all can do. If we can find a flaw with it,
we'll be looking very close. Sleeves could also meant he left.
Speaker 9 (28:32):
Leave life.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
All right, Hey, Norm, you ready? Body?
Speaker 1 (28:37):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Okay, they fell asleep?
Speaker 4 (28:39):
Okay, and go barbecue blank you dip in it?
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (28:46):
Uh you you bake your chicken in? And what well
bake it? Yeah? Eh, chicken steak. It's all forms of
what the blank department? You go and get in the
blank department. You need this and two vegetables and this is.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
A this is a nut.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
They make a pie out of it.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
You can roast them.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Put a four on the board to take the lead
by three is four to one. All right, don let's
see what we can do for round two. Are you ready? Okay?
Starting to clock now? Mama called you for supper time.
It's time to sit down and yeah, and then after
you finish your meal, we got pie for what pie for? Yeah,
(29:41):
we'll get out them pots and I had the kitchen
get out there, yeah, uh huh. And putting this on
your lap and wipe your mouth with it, napkin, yes,
uh huh, a loaf of Yeah. You play this on
horses with sticks and balls. Okay, good work there, Don,
(30:07):
what we do rally? Put a five on the board
a total of six, So Tater and Norm two will tie,
three will win.
Speaker 7 (30:15):
I bet she's regretting taking that little smug on the
first round.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Norm. Are you ready?
Speaker 9 (30:24):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Okay, and go all right?
Speaker 3 (30:27):
That game?
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Marco?
Speaker 4 (30:29):
Hello you you can bring one with you to the party.
Bring one?
Speaker 2 (30:35):
What person?
Speaker 9 (30:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (30:38):
And they say what it's me plus what you're you're
a blank at my dinner party? B our blank, b
our blank, tied up a football a football blank. They
play the game on this, they play know they play
on you?
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Wow, feel.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Well, Don, Let's remember that tat cost you a wind?
Speaker 5 (31:09):
Road?
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Am I coming like a girl? We appreciate you playing. Don.
You have a great day baby. All right? Then, no,
I'm looking at you up in cole Burn. You a
good neighbor. You just won your big old prize pack congratulation.
(31:30):
Yeah all right, go ahead, boy boy, and I got
something special for Tater today. Okay, that's what I thought.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
So anyway, let's all learn to be a good sportsman
like like Dawn.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
You got it, good morning, I got the big show
on the radio. Butt't working that right here?
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Now.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
The three words that best described you are as follows,
and I quote.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Great, Mamma there, dumbass.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
That was worth the wait, No, no, tay, al right,
well let's get to our bet request. Terry Worsham, out
of Paul Hatton Virginia says, guys, play anything with Ridney Carrington. Please?
What you're thinking about? Somebody old riding it there? Terry,
good buddy, we'll get it for you next yea morning
(32:51):
by shows on the radio, Baby, Quaestime, Biby, quys time.
Terry Warshaon not Terry, Yeah, you out a Paul hating Virginia.
You go your requests.
Speaker 6 (33:05):
I went to my Neighbory Shards say On to see
what aga fan.
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I found me in old parafun the word.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
And they was hanging on the clothes asking old woman in.
Speaker 6 (33:16):
A long chair how much you want for them drawers?
She's saying, if you're willing to touch them, them masty
things of yours.
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They've been hanging out hitting the back.
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Yard since nineteen eighty five.
Speaker 6 (33:30):
They weren't my husband's favorite pair when he was still alive.
Their stiff as a boarding milldone.
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If you are now VI fine.
Speaker 6 (33:40):
I got skidding arks up to the waistband. But a
thing ain't no worse in mine. I hope the boys
that B B D can see me wearing these, they
just might find it in their heart to give me
a pair for free.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
They are my favorite underwires every day.
Speaker 6 (34:01):
I used Aden's gotch to repair the crunch, but I
get the blesseds And why.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (34:10):
Wrong doll who?
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Good morning, it's a big shaw the radio for your
Friday the thirteenth. We've been nothing but lucky.
Speaker 9 (34:46):
All day long.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Let's keep it like that. The man of the hour.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Our NFL Friday morning quarterback Tom Sowinson. Good morning again.
Speaker 9 (34:58):
Tom, Good morning, and again jumboy my buddy.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Last week he went nine and four for the season,
one hundred and thirty eight and seventy her lock You
pushed with Miami six boys right on the head. I
won't take credit with that, but you didn't sixteen to
nine and one pull the tie down there for your lucks.
(35:22):
And no teams are taking a weekend off. Nobody owned
the buy. And we go into week fifteen. We start
with the early Sunday afternoon games. Bunch of games. Let's
get to him. The eight and five Baltimore Ravens at
the two and eleven New York Giants.
Speaker 9 (35:43):
I team in Baltimore coming up to buy. It's going
to destroy New York.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Destroyed by the Ravens. And now we got the five
and eight Cincinnati Bengals at the three and ten Tennessee Titan.
Speaker 9 (35:58):
You know what, that is a good five and eight,
but they're five and eight and Tennessee really struggling, and
Cincinnati one just won by a touchdown.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
The five and eight Dallas Cowboys at the three and
ten Carolina Panthers, who are not eliminated from playoff contention.
Speaker 9 (36:16):
For the first time all season. And I'm happy about
this because I believe it. I think Brush Young and
the Panthers win a close one. Ooh big.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
The Panthers meeting the Boys, all right, the twelve and
one Kansas City Chiefs at the three and ten Cleveland Browns.
Speaker 9 (36:34):
Well, Cleveland will not have receiver and punt returner Cardarius
Tony Kadarius Tony, But I think Casey's gonna win anywhere
they are. Just boy, that what they're doing is amazing.
As I said, the Chiefs, all right.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
These six and seven Miami Dolphins at the eight and
five Houston Texans.
Speaker 9 (36:52):
Man, I just like Miami. I think they have something
going and they're gonna win a close one in the upset.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
The three and ten New York Jets at the three
and ten Jacksonville Jaguars. Time. I hear some this week
saying maybe it's time for Aaron Rodgers to retire. Where
do you fall down on that?
Speaker 9 (37:12):
Oh, I think it's good for the rest of the
league if he doesn't.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Right Where you fall down on that, don't know.
Speaker 9 (37:21):
But I think the Jets. Jacksonville is hurting, and I
think the Jets beat up.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
All right, So I'm picking the Jets. Okay. Then we
got the eight and five Washington Commanders at the five
and eight New Orleans Saints.
Speaker 9 (37:35):
Washington's coming off to buy that's a good team. Uh,
New Orleans has banged up, and they just they just
turned very good. And the line at seven, and I
think the Commanders went up by double figures and they're
my locked number one of the week.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
Lock one. We got another one coming, all right. And
now the late Sunday afternoon games has only been about
three going off this we have five five games. The
ten and three Buffalo Bills are the twelve and one
Detroit line.
Speaker 9 (38:08):
It's a good game, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Yes, sir, that's gonna be one, the big one on
the afternoon for sure.
Speaker 9 (38:15):
I just think Detroit has an edge on defense and
in a really good game between two really good quarterbacks,
Lions pull it out.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
You know, Tom, this could be the preview of a
Super Bowl matchup. You think so got a chance at
it Buffalo and Detroit.
Speaker 9 (38:31):
Yeah, I really do. And also, I mean Allen is
one of the favorites the Buffalo quarterback for MVP. But
GoF Detroit quarterback has to be in the conversation. He's
playing that.
Speaker 4 (38:43):
Well, all right, Buffalo Detroit recent engagement is going to
distract him a little bittter, going to.
Speaker 9 (38:49):
Be Okay, have you seen her? I think I'll be
really described.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Type six and seven Indianapolis Colts of the eight and
five Denver Broncos.
Speaker 9 (39:06):
Denver was favored by three and a half, which I
find a music because Denver is tough to beat at home.
There gonna they're gonna win this one by at least
a touchdown and they're gonna lock number two of the week.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
Luck two with the Broncos, all right. Then we got
the three and ten New England Patriots at the six
and seven Arizona Cardinals.
Speaker 9 (39:28):
For Arizona has been slumping, I mean they had that division,
but they will on slump on Sunday. They will win
this one.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Then we got the ten and three Pittsburgh Steelers at
the eleven and two Philadelphia Eagles.
Speaker 9 (39:43):
Hey, that's a good game, the championship of Pennsylvania and
in a really close gun. I think Philly's defense comes
back and I think Philly wins it.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
Another good game, Taylor, they have no problem with the
all right. The seven and six Tampa Bay Bucks at
the eight and five LA Chargers.
Speaker 9 (40:07):
Chargers are a good underrated team and they win this one.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Right So looking back, you've got every NFC South team
losing except the Panthers. Means there will still be alive
edit toward the playoffs. Just like to point that out
for you. Very good, all right, Sunday Night football, the
nine and four green Bay Packers at the eight and
five Seattle Seahawks.
Speaker 9 (40:34):
I tell you, both of these guys are playing really well,
but green Bay is playing a little bit better and
tough place to win. But I think green Bay does it.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
Anyway they win, green Bay will do it. So really
it's the best games are late Sunday afternoon and Sunday night,
it looks like, but we have two games on Monday
night this week. The eight o'clock game on ABC, they
got the four nine Chicago Bears at the eleven and
two Minnesota Vikings.
Speaker 9 (41:04):
Man, the Bears have absolutely tanked and I can't imagine
anybody expected them to beat San Francisco on the road
last week. Nobody expects to eat Minnesota and the road,
and they won't. Vikings take this one.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
The Vikings are good to win. And then eight thirty
on ESPN, you got the six and seven Atlanta Falcons. Oh,
there's another NFC South team. I didn't take into considerations.
Six and seven Falcons at the two and eleven Vegas Raiders.
Speaker 9 (41:34):
I think Cousins. Kirk Cousins, the Atlanta quarterback has one
more good game in him, and he plays it on
Monday night. So Atlanta wins.
Speaker 3 (41:43):
This one.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
Atlanta wins. So never mind on Carolina winning their division.
It lasted for about seventy seconds.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Oh no, we suck again.
Speaker 4 (41:54):
And I really thought he was gonna say Cousins are
good for practice.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
All right, good stuff once again. Two locks. This week.
You got the Washington Commanders beating the Saints by more
than seven and the Broncos beating the Coats by more
than three and a half. Good work time. Enjoy you weekend, buddy,
and we'll catch up next week.
Speaker 9 (42:18):
I talked to Goody next week. Everybody, have a great
weekend and thank you.
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running in thirteen eighty six and it is still running today.
What is it?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
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Speaker 4 (02:25):
With my acent a Bingo hall in the basement.
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Pingo is what my fault was? That was what you
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That was my funny thought, but it came out for black.
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I remember Catholics love bingo.
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Would it be a clock?
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Since thirteen eighty six, a clock is still running today, Angela,
agree or disagree.
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On?
Speaker 6 (03:00):
Disagree again?
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Okay, disagreeing on that and wow, no, you're right. A
clock the world's oldest still working clock.
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How do you know the world look at it.
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On the final question. Every so often you lose total
interest in all romantic activities, according to experts, does that
make you a weirdo.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
I know what happens to me every time that astronaut
comes in here. So maybe it happens because of a weirdo.
But no, it doesn't make you a weirdo.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
No, Angela Taylor says, no, do you agree or disagree?
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I agree?
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for you. Hunh oh, thank you, You're welcome.
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Speaker 1 (05:19):
Yeah, how you folks?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Leonard lou Well in tonight Leonard Well, and you're Lipless's cousin. Yeah,
I reckon, I gotta let climb to it, all right?
So how you doing this?
Speaker 5 (05:34):
More?
Speaker 9 (05:34):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Hell, I'm all.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Did you get some breakfast? So are you still eating?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
No?
Speaker 10 (05:43):
I always found like you. Okay, I'm a mind afflicted
you know. I was born with a tip on my
tongue at tracked to the roof of my min Wow,
I've never heard of that before. Yeah, old dang family
had got mouth prom lip, don't touch. Uncle Claud got
to jaw looked like a pair of dispenser America bulldog
(06:10):
because of Emmeline got the lizard tongue like old jeans shimmer.
He's steely ice cream off your coney if you don't watch.
And my brother Bart, he got two rolls of teeth
top and bottom. I get shark in jaw.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
That makes for one dang ugly family.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
So the timber your tongue attaching the roof of your
mouth up, Yes, that sounds kind of awful. Oh hell,
it sounds like something that would be easy enough to
have fixed.
Speaker 10 (06:45):
Well, you know what I thought about it. You know, I
wrote the letter from the v A hospital. I ain't
sent it yet.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
No one up.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Can't let the dead come on?
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Have you was in the doctor at all? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I went once, had to cut your visit short roll
you know.
Speaker 10 (07:06):
How come Well when he told me to stick out
my tongue and say, oh, I figured that he's making
spoil of them.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Isn't it uncomfortable? No?
Speaker 10 (07:15):
Not really, you know there's stuff I can't do. Of course,
it's kind of hard on the grand kids.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
You know, Well, how is it hard on the grandkids?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Well, you know, young and or plumb crazy about them
fart noise. I can't do that. I'll showed you. Look
see what I mean. You can't do it right after
the tongue in.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
There show that's a pretty pitiful all.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yeah, they're kindly put out by it too.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
That must break your heart.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Oh hell, I'm on.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
If nothing else, he kind of sounds like it's be inconvenient.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Yeo, yeah, it's a burden on my fella.
Speaker 10 (07:53):
There's lots of stuff you can't do, you know, like
we can't stick your tongue out and folks, you gotta
just rely on flipping them murden some time. I ain't
never had an ice cream cone I can remember. Kind
of put your car boss on a feller's love life too,
you know. I guess after all, you can't get the
(08:15):
lady's listen.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
You can whistle at him, say what she means.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
So if you're not making time with the ladies, you
must becoming low.
Speaker 10 (08:23):
Oh hell, iimy truth be told.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
I've been married about thirty years.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Really, what's your wife like.
Speaker 10 (08:31):
Everything but me far I can tell I'm sure she
loves you.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
You know what she can give me for Christmas this year?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
I can't imagine a.
Speaker 10 (08:43):
Book of daggum tongue questions like Lipper says, what do
you drinking about life?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
That wasn't very nice? Did it hurt your feeling?
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (08:52):
Hell, I'm well and I got to go out there.
I don't think I got the food bugger coming on.
The old lady should take me home or take my temperature.
And just I can't hold that mama learning my tongue.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
You getting the pretree? Poor god?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Oh hell, crip of coffee on the way out, Jaun
boy and Dilly, exactly my point, my ball cap, young friend.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Good morning radio, dumb right, good morning. That's a make
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show on the radio to give away. I'm John Boy's
wonderful thing number one hundred and twenty seven coming up
in Minne. A man Tom and So makes the saying
as NFL find him on a corner.
Speaker 9 (10:05):
Maat.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
But first it's time for an American minute with tank Ogar.
Thanks Red, Hey America, tank Hogarth. Here got a minute,
you know, I thought, with the country taking a new direction,
our beloved star spangled Republic could pull out of this
(10:27):
national nose, dive into the abyss of intolerance and ignorance,
and ascend to the red, white and blue righteousness we
used to know. There's just one little obstacle to hurdle,
one more bump in the road to navigate, one more
partially moist dog log to scrape off the shoe of
hope and change to make America great again. That's right,
(10:50):
the holidays. So zip your yapper and plant that wide
load for two shakes, and there's a real possibility that maybe,
just maybe you'll go away a little bit smart was
judging from some of you dim bulbs, is a real
damn stretch. Afterwards, you can write your complaints on a card,
roll it into a ball, and stick it up your dumper.
(11:12):
There's a nice spot right to the left next to
your head. Well, kitties, it's that time of year again, Christmas,
the Yule Tide, a time for marshmallow dreams and kids
high pitched screams. Remember the good old days when the
ho ho hoes used to come from the North Pole
instead of the Kardashian family tree, when everybody loved going
(11:37):
to the manger to see Baby Jesus instead of giving
automatic citizenship to Babyjesus. When cities went all out decorating
the streets with millions of lights because no one had
started a cry and a fit about global warming yet,
and there was so much by God tinsel that you
were picking it out of the dogs crap till June
(12:01):
and everyone was saying Merry Christmas instead of Hey, jackass,
I saw that flat screen TV first, and if you
want to go home with all your damn teeth, you'll
step off.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
I don't know. Maybe I'm living in the past. Maybe
I'm not with this new scene man. Maybe I think
stocking should be hung by the chimney with care instead
of hung next to your boyfriend's pantyhouse in the shower,
next to his loofah sponge and his shower crocs. But
I'll tell you this much, if your butt pucker's when
somebody says Merry Christmas, and you should probably stock your
(12:35):
advent calendar with xanix, what the hell have you done
to Christmas America? Christmas in America used to be a
time to look forward to. You couldn't wait until Thanksgiving
because you knew the very next day the stores would reopen,
glistening and glittering with all that seasonal dude dads and
geekgaus that made you want to buy some new rabbit
(12:57):
ears for the old black and white idiot bucks so
you could clearly see all the gin blossoms on Bing
Crosby's nose. Now you can barely get to the Freddy
Krueger mask and rubber guts because of all the cheap
led made in China Christmas lights in the way. And
if there's anything worse than those godless heathens, there's another
dingleberry hanging on the old Bacchanalia butt hair. Come on,
(13:22):
you know who I'm talking about, those smug snootie no
it alls to spend their time telling you how smart
they are and how stupid you are. I'm talking about
the atheists. Their sole purpose in life is to be
pissed off that you dare believe in something they don't.
And I'll be damned if I can understand how me
saying Merry Christmas is enough to send them screaming on
(13:45):
tippy toes to the legal system like some panty waste.
I will offer a disclaimer. The aforementioned jerks are all
intolerant America, hating, judgmental, pushy, cornhole sniffers, just most of them. Look,
they're entitled to their opinions, but that's all they're entitled to.
These people will represent a fraction of the citizen of
this great country. But every time we bow and scrape
(14:08):
and call Christmas vacation a winter holiday and dismantle some
Nativity scene because it's some sort of trigger, the USA
dies a little bit inside, which reminds me of a
poem my father used to read the name jingle bells
Batman smells Robin was killed by the joker. If you
(14:29):
say happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas, I'm gonna beat
you with a fireplace poker. Oh dear, look at the time,
I've overstayed my welcome once again. Tough crap, and you're
welcome until next time. This is thank hogarth, Stop sucking America.
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The get his grass through that without it we got here.
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I got an embroidered waffle House camo hat that has
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in the front of it that keeps it from how
about flattening out? And the tags are still of the tag.
I wonder how much this would have been in a
few Oh, I didn't have a price.
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You can't put a price on the.
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Now Swardson coming up next, Big Show rolls on Good Morning,
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word for a Happy Herd prize pack. Hang. I will
do that in minutes, But there is time for a man.
Tom Sorensen when he joins us every Friday of this time,
we talked about last weekend and then look forward to
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his pics. Everybody is playing this weekend. Nobody on the
BI Good morning.
Speaker 9 (17:55):
Tom, Good morning, John Bo.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
How are you Anyboddy? We are awesome, man. You still
got it going on last week you were nine and four.
Well the season one hundred and thirty eight and seventy
your lock. Let me see Miami over the Jets. Miami
one here, he just had one and you did Oh
you pushed that one that was six points and they
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won by exactly six. I told my boy Stick, I
go ahead and take credit for that one. Calls Miami
did win by six.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
But I will have to.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Get on you about something. Me and Stick. My little
boy was watching, of course with my wife getting food
for us. So I'm looking at the late game where
you picked you picked right here, Chicago against San Francisco.
It was a late game Old Fox and Dose there
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said maybe he knows something. Peak in Chicago. San Francisco
isn't home. So I said, all right, let's go to Chicago.
And then it turned out you didn't know something.
Speaker 9 (19:01):
I didn't know anything. Chicago had a new coach. San
Francisco has been struggling. And it's cool that you left
your wife. You let your wife into your into the
room to give you guys sandwiches. What is it nineteen
fifty where you live?
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Weitronic, but right around there there, it doesn't work.
Speaker 9 (19:22):
It was a bad pick and that was everyone. So
I'll make a really stupid pick, and that was my
stupid pick this season.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
All right, gooding was we got it out of the way.
Speaker 7 (19:32):
I figured your strategy was to kind of play the
odds against so that it caused more people to bet
wrong and you'd collect more because you went.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
The other way. No, gambling doesn't work like that, Brandy. Oh,
so Carolina Panthers, time you got some breaking news. They
are favored this week for the first time in a
long time.
Speaker 9 (19:58):
They are favored for the first time. They went thirty
three straight games without being favored. Last time they were
favored was in twenty twenty two, favored about three and
a half at home against the Steelers. Steelers won anyway,
but the Panthers have covered five straight weeks and I
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have not picked them this season or maybe any other season.
But it was fun to pick them. And we'll get
to that later, I know, but it was fun to
pick them.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
This awesome body we'd been talking about Belichick interviewing for
the University of North Carolina head coach football job. I've
got to spit that out. That's kind of weird.
Speaker 9 (20:40):
I hope they do it. And what I would love
to see is, you know, he's going to delegate, He's
going to have the assistance go out on the road.
But to sign a big time player, Bill Belichick is
going to have to go to the guy's house. And
what I want to do, I would love to see it.
He's sitting there, the kids there had a mom or there,
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mom's serving food and Belichick. I just want to see him.
He's sitting in the sofa, he's eating a cookie and
the recruit stad says, now, how much are you going
to pay my son? I would love to see Belichick's face.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
That h So, let's see you're looking at the Kansas City.
Kansas City's still been amazing.
Speaker 9 (21:24):
They just have are doing stuff that nobody else has
ever done. They've set an all time record with ten
straight victories in one score games. And last week they're
lining up last play of the game for the field
goal that will win it or lose it, and they're
on their third team kicker and he kicks it into
the left up right and I don't care where you were,
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you could hear that doink right and it hits the
upright and it goes through like it always goes through
for KC. And their point deferential is there are so
many teams that are better than there in that context.
But and they're only five and eight against the spread.
But I'll tell you this, they have the best quarterback
in football, certainly the most clutch quarterback in football, and
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the best coach. That's a pretty good start right.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
There, Oh kidding. You're looking at Cadarius Tony, a fast
and tall receiver who the New York Giants draps it
out of Florida in the first round in twenty twenty.
Right looking at him there, he.
Speaker 9 (22:25):
Just did one of those things that you're watching and thinking,
how can he do that? Pittsburgh is punting. Pittsburgh's winning
the game, and Tony calls for a fair catch and
two is everlasting credit. He catches the ball, and after
he catches that, he turns to the Pittsburgh players around
him and starts talking trash because you know, he cut
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the ball on everything. And one of the guys named
is who that he's talking to is a special teams
guy for Pittsburgh and Bill Skurnick, and Skarnick's listening, but
why am I listening to this? So he turns his
back to the guy. Tony gets mad, throws the football,
hits a Pittsburgh player in the back of the head
and it's a fifteen yard penalty on Cleveland. The next punt,
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Tony fumbles it and the guy he threw the ball
at recovers the punt, and of course they cut him.
But the only question is why did they wait two
days to cut him? Cleveland cut him on Tuesday, and
I just we live in a time in which a
guy's playing basketball by himself. He's shooting a basketball himself,
there's nobody within a radius of four miles, and he
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grabs a rebound and he starts yelling like you did
something I do not get it mad.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
So you know time, I know, we grew up with
old school. We remember the time when you didn't celebrate touchdowns.
The whole thing was that they would say, act like
you've been there before. Don't act like some idiot when
you score, Tosh, that was what you're supposed to do.
Speaker 7 (23:54):
Oh, I'd like to see how you do it.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Yeah, you know, and look at it now now, even
like catch a fair catch and you want to you
want to celebrate. You're right, Tom, You're on it. Man.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
The two minute dance.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Some of them just to kick you off.
Speaker 9 (24:08):
Man. They would say, act like you've been there, and
I'd say, but I haven't.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
So we're going into the fifteenth week of the season
and you got to hear only seven teams have been
eliminated from the playoffs so far. US maybe odd here
going in the week fifteenth.
Speaker 9 (24:27):
It's odd, And I think it's really cool that everybody else,
the other twenty five teams have a shout to make
the playoffs. And I read a story that said the
Panthers have been eliminated. They have not if they went out,
I mean if and Tampa Bay loses out remaining four
games the Panthers will make the playoffs because they will
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win the NFC South, and they have to beat Tampa
in Atlanta, and they have to beat Dallas and Arizona.
But it's just cool. You're into Charlotte or a fan
of underdogs that at least that's a possibility that they
get in.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Put a dollar on the Panthers and make it to
the super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
You be rich.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Hang on here, time will pick every game this weekend
before we get out of here. All right, rest up
for a few minutes. Time, we'll get back with you, buddy.
Speaker 9 (25:23):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
All right, my man, Well, let's play our wordy word
game here one eight hundred Big Show you told free line,
Get a couple of condescens and play next. Good morning,
(25:59):
it's a big showing a roller do your Friday Decemer
the thirteenth, when I feature track from the Big Show,
mid box officer Donnie Presley saying silver Baba bell search
for keywords silver bells in the big bogs out, the
Big Show.
Speaker 8 (26:13):
Not coming right now, and everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
The big burning word and the word anywhere. Let's meet
the contestants. We got down from Lee County Virginia. Good morning, Dawn,
Good morning. Then we got Norm from Comber and Virginia.
Good morning, Norm.
Speaker 9 (26:34):
Moy Hey he.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Need y'all Virginians playing here with us today?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
No neibor wow?
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Nice?
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Do y'all? Do you know each other?
Speaker 7 (26:48):
Nobody knows their neighbors anymore?
Speaker 2 (26:54):
They start asking my questions. Well, Norm, John Boy and
Down sounds like good teams. Let's do two rounds, y'all.
They will give us a winner. All right, Norm, you
relaxed Down, Me and you for the first thirty seconds.
Are you ready? Okay? Starting to clock? Now these are
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on trees and they turn in the fall. Yeah, what
you know? That's that's not it? That's not it? All right,
that's another word that sounds like it. I mean it
is the same word, right, Is it the same word? Yes,
it's just one. It's just it's just oh man, all right,
(27:37):
got you got you? John Boy and Billy. We make
our grilling. What barbecue wat in the bottle?
Speaker 1 (27:44):
By it?
Speaker 2 (27:44):
John Boy and Billy grilling. So all of a sudden
we're going pearl and non pearls on the worthy worth
you let her do that if we haven't been doing
that before?
Speaker 7 (28:01):
I think that you should have gotten credit because you
can't say the singular version without you.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
Yeah, sure, you're gonna be over there saying because you
got do love.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
To see him lose.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
I mean, this is that's all right, that's all right.
That's that's the ruler right here. We put the one
on the board. So Norm and Tater, let's see what
y'all can do. If we can find a flaw with it,
we'll be looking very close. Sleeves could also meant he left.
Speaker 9 (28:32):
Leave life.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
All right, Hey, Norm, you ready? Body?
Speaker 1 (28:37):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Okay, they fell asleep?
Speaker 4 (28:39):
Okay, and go barbecue blank you dip in it?
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (28:46):
Uh you you bake your chicken in? And what well
bake it? Yeah? Eh, chicken steak. It's all forms of
what the blank department? You go and get in the
blank department. You need this and two vegetables and this is.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
A this is a nut.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
They make a pie out of it.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
You can roast them.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Put a four on the board to take the lead
by three is four to one. All right, don let's
see what we can do for round two. Are you ready? Okay?
Starting to clock now? Mama called you for supper time.
It's time to sit down and yeah, and then after
you finish your meal, we got pie for what pie for? Yeah,
(29:41):
we'll get out them pots and I had the kitchen
get out there, yeah, uh huh. And putting this on
your lap and wipe your mouth with it, napkin, yes,
uh huh, a loaf of Yeah. You play this on
horses with sticks and balls. Okay, good work there, Don,
(30:07):
what we do rally? Put a five on the board
a total of six, So Tater and Norm two will tie,
three will win.
Speaker 7 (30:15):
I bet she's regretting taking that little smug on the
first round.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Norm. Are you ready?
Speaker 9 (30:24):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Okay, and go all right?
Speaker 3 (30:27):
That game?
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Marco?
Speaker 4 (30:29):
Hello you you can bring one with you to the party.
Bring one?
Speaker 2 (30:35):
What person?
Speaker 9 (30:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (30:38):
And they say what it's me plus what you're you're
a blank at my dinner party? B our blank, b
our blank, tied up a football a football blank. They
play the game on this, they play know they play
on you?
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Wow, feel.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Well, Don, Let's remember that tat cost you a wind?
Speaker 5 (31:09):
Road?
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Am I coming like a girl? We appreciate you playing. Don.
You have a great day baby. All right? Then, no,
I'm looking at you up in cole Burn. You a
good neighbor. You just won your big old prize pack congratulation.
(31:30):
Yeah all right, go ahead, boy boy, and I got
something special for Tater today. Okay, that's what I thought.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
So anyway, let's all learn to be a good sportsman
like like Dawn.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
You got it, good morning, I got the big show
on the radio. Butt't working that right here?
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Now.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
The three words that best described you are as follows,
and I quote.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Great, Mamma there, dumbass.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
That was worth the wait, No, no, tay, al right,
well let's get to our bet request. Terry Worsham, out
of Paul Hatton Virginia says, guys, play anything with Ridney Carrington. Please?
What you're thinking about? Somebody old riding it there? Terry,
good buddy, we'll get it for you next yea morning
(32:51):
by shows on the radio, Baby, Quaestime, Biby, quys time.
Terry Warshaon not Terry, Yeah, you out a Paul hating Virginia.
You go your requests.
Speaker 6 (33:05):
I went to my Neighbory Shards say On to see
what aga fan.
Speaker 7 (33:10):
I found me in old parafun the word.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
And they was hanging on the clothes asking old woman in.
Speaker 6 (33:16):
A long chair how much you want for them drawers?
She's saying, if you're willing to touch them, them masty
things of yours.
Speaker 1 (33:25):
They've been hanging out hitting the back.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Yard since nineteen eighty five.
Speaker 6 (33:30):
They weren't my husband's favorite pair when he was still alive.
Their stiff as a boarding milldone.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
If you are now VI fine.
Speaker 6 (33:40):
I got skidding arks up to the waistband. But a
thing ain't no worse in mine. I hope the boys
that B B D can see me wearing these, they
just might find it in their heart to give me
a pair for free.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
They are my favorite underwires every day.
Speaker 6 (34:01):
I used Aden's gotch to repair the crunch, but I
get the blesseds And why.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (34:10):
Wrong doll who?
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Good morning, it's a big shaw the radio for your
Friday the thirteenth. We've been nothing but lucky.
Speaker 9 (34:46):
All day long.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Let's keep it like that. The man of the hour.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Our NFL Friday morning quarterback Tom Sowinson. Good morning again.
Speaker 9 (34:58):
Tom, Good morning, and again jumboy my buddy.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
Last week he went nine and four for the season,
one hundred and thirty eight and seventy her lock You
pushed with Miami six boys right on the head. I
won't take credit with that, but you didn't sixteen to
nine and one pull the tie down there for your lucks.
(35:22):
And no teams are taking a weekend off. Nobody owned
the buy. And we go into week fifteen. We start
with the early Sunday afternoon games. Bunch of games. Let's
get to him. The eight and five Baltimore Ravens at
the two and eleven New York Giants.
Speaker 9 (35:43):
I team in Baltimore coming up to buy. It's going
to destroy New York.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Destroyed by the Ravens. And now we got the five
and eight Cincinnati Bengals at the three and ten Tennessee Titan.
Speaker 9 (35:58):
You know what, that is a good five and eight,
but they're five and eight and Tennessee really struggling, and
Cincinnati one just won by a touchdown.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
The five and eight Dallas Cowboys at the three and
ten Carolina Panthers, who are not eliminated from playoff contention.
Speaker 9 (36:16):
For the first time all season. And I'm happy about
this because I believe it. I think Brush Young and
the Panthers win a close one. Ooh big.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
The Panthers meeting the Boys, all right, the twelve and
one Kansas City Chiefs at the three and ten Cleveland Browns.
Speaker 9 (36:34):
Well, Cleveland will not have receiver and punt returner Cardarius
Tony Kadarius Tony, But I think Casey's gonna win anywhere
they are. Just boy, that what they're doing is amazing.
As I said, the Chiefs, all right.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
These six and seven Miami Dolphins at the eight and
five Houston Texans.
Speaker 9 (36:52):
Man, I just like Miami. I think they have something
going and they're gonna win a close one in the upset.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
The three and ten New York Jets at the three
and ten Jacksonville Jaguars. Time. I hear some this week
saying maybe it's time for Aaron Rodgers to retire. Where
do you fall down on that?
Speaker 9 (37:12):
Oh, I think it's good for the rest of the
league if he doesn't.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Right Where you fall down on that, don't know.
Speaker 9 (37:21):
But I think the Jets. Jacksonville is hurting, and I
think the Jets beat up.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
All right, So I'm picking the Jets. Okay. Then we
got the eight and five Washington Commanders at the five
and eight New Orleans Saints.
Speaker 9 (37:35):
Washington's coming off to buy that's a good team. Uh,
New Orleans has banged up, and they just they just
turned very good. And the line at seven, and I
think the Commanders went up by double figures and they're
my locked number one of the week.
Speaker 2 (37:50):
Lock one. We got another one coming, all right. And
now the late Sunday afternoon games has only been about
three going off this we have five five games. The
ten and three Buffalo Bills are the twelve and one
Detroit line.
Speaker 9 (38:08):
It's a good game, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Yes, sir, that's gonna be one, the big one on
the afternoon for sure.
Speaker 9 (38:15):
I just think Detroit has an edge on defense and
in a really good game between two really good quarterbacks,
Lions pull it out.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
You know, Tom, this could be the preview of a
Super Bowl matchup. You think so got a chance at
it Buffalo and Detroit.
Speaker 9 (38:31):
Yeah, I really do. And also, I mean Allen is
one of the favorites the Buffalo quarterback for MVP. But
GoF Detroit quarterback has to be in the conversation. He's
playing that.
Speaker 4 (38:43):
Well, all right, Buffalo Detroit recent engagement is going to
distract him a little bittter, going to.
Speaker 9 (38:49):
Be Okay, have you seen her? I think I'll be
really described.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Type six and seven Indianapolis Colts of the eight and
five Denver Broncos.
Speaker 9 (39:06):
Denver was favored by three and a half, which I
find a music because Denver is tough to beat at home.
There gonna they're gonna win this one by at least
a touchdown and they're gonna lock number two of the week.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
Luck two with the Broncos, all right. Then we got
the three and ten New England Patriots at the six
and seven Arizona Cardinals.
Speaker 9 (39:28):
For Arizona has been slumping, I mean they had that division,
but they will on slump on Sunday. They will win
this one.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Then we got the ten and three Pittsburgh Steelers at
the eleven and two Philadelphia Eagles.
Speaker 9 (39:43):
Hey, that's a good game, the championship of Pennsylvania and
in a really close gun. I think Philly's defense comes
back and I think Philly wins it.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
Another good game, Taylor, they have no problem with the
all right. The seven and six Tampa Bay Bucks at
the eight and five LA Chargers.
Speaker 9 (40:07):
Chargers are a good underrated team and they win this one.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Right So looking back, you've got every NFC South team
losing except the Panthers. Means there will still be alive
edit toward the playoffs. Just like to point that out
for you. Very good, all right, Sunday Night football, the
nine and four green Bay Packers at the eight and
five Seattle Seahawks.
Speaker 9 (40:34):
I tell you, both of these guys are playing really well,
but green Bay is playing a little bit better and
tough place to win. But I think green Bay does it.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
Anyway they win, green Bay will do it. So really
it's the best games are late Sunday afternoon and Sunday night,
it looks like, but we have two games on Monday
night this week. The eight o'clock game on ABC, they
got the four nine Chicago Bears at the eleven and
two Minnesota Vikings.
Speaker 9 (41:04):
Man, the Bears have absolutely tanked and I can't imagine
anybody expected them to beat San Francisco on the road
last week. Nobody expects to eat Minnesota and the road,
and they won't. Vikings take this one.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
The Vikings are good to win. And then eight thirty
on ESPN, you got the six and seven Atlanta Falcons. Oh,
there's another NFC South team. I didn't take into considerations.
Six and seven Falcons at the two and eleven Vegas Raiders.
Speaker 9 (41:34):
I think Cousins. Kirk Cousins, the Atlanta quarterback has one
more good game in him, and he plays it on
Monday night. So Atlanta wins.
Speaker 3 (41:43):
This one.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
Atlanta wins. So never mind on Carolina winning their division.
It lasted for about seventy seconds.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Oh no, we suck again.
Speaker 4 (41:54):
And I really thought he was gonna say Cousins are
good for practice.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
All right, good stuff once again. Two locks. This week.
You got the Washington Commanders beating the Saints by more
than seven and the Broncos beating the Coats by more
than three and a half. Good work time. Enjoy you weekend, buddy,
and we'll catch up next week.
Speaker 9 (42:18):
I talked to Goody next week. Everybody, have a great
weekend and thank you.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
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