December 17, 2024 • 39 mins
Tuesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll consider what would have happened if the three wise men had been women.. - Tater runs down this week’s “What to Watch”.. - Hoyt performs “I Saw Delbert Beat Up Santa Claus.. - The Grumpy Old Man tells us why he hates Christmas.. - Billy and Raiford team up for “How the Grump Stole Christmas”.. - Terry Hanson wraps up his Sports Briefs for the year.. - Comedian Greg Warren tells us about his troubled days in high school.. - and Larry the Cable Guy names some of his favorite Christmas Carols…
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Speaker 1 (00:26):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
That's a big show on the radio only through your Tuesday,
December the seventeenth.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
I feature track for the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Bed Box Larry the Cable Guy's favorite Christmas carols, Larry.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
The Cable Guy.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
When you're John Boyn Billy album be way less expensive
getting ours and you wouldn't Larry there.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
You he got no money.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Key word is Larry. You hit the big box at
the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Now come it right now.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
I let's play beat the Blood.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Let's mean.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
The contestant is John from Rockport, Indiana.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Good morning, John, nice, good, good morning, buddy.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
All right, Now, Tana over there ready to help you
out and win over here.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Hello, all right, Well, ask her some questions. She'll answer
to the best.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Of her ability. We're assuming you agree or disagree. Get
two bells for two buzzers and you win. John, All right,
then let's jump jump on in here and then taner.
What is the highest award the US government can give
to a civilian?
Speaker 5 (01:37):
That would be a full pardon, look like the Presidential Medal?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Yeah? What about a non crooked civilians? It's like a regular.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Yeah, yeah, that Presidential Medal.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Freedom of freedom, highest award you can give to a
civilian and you say the.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Medal of Freedom.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Yeah, the presidential.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Presidential Medal of Freedom. John, agree or disagree.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
I'm gonna say, I might disagree.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
You're gonna disagree? And yeah, no, Taylor, good work. You
knew that Presidential Medal of Freedom.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
I got to be an honor.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
There's one buzzer. Let's see what we're gonna do here.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
All right, buddy, Taylor, where would you find the torrid zone?
Speaker 5 (02:35):
Can show you, but you'll have to stand up. Okay,
then my next answer will be that is around the
North Pole.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
The torrid zone. Taylor says, it's around is around the
North Pole, Christmas, Santa.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Claus and everything.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
You don't know me.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
I know there's no I'm gonna disagree with that one.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yeah, so disagreeing with the North Pole towards own is
the thing to do.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yes, it's around.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
The Equator, the equator also called the Tropics.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
I knew that.
Speaker 6 (03:18):
I was.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, playing with John.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Here you go go win it or lose it.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
For this final question, Taylor, is Shaw you you mean
the Catholic You should probably know this in your pope studies.
Has Pope Francis ever spoken with someone in or who
was in outer space?
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Can you repeat that question.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
As Pope Francis ever spoken with someone who was or
was in outer space?
Speaker 5 (03:53):
I mean I know that I am not very good.
Speaker 7 (03:55):
He probably has Yeah, yeah, yeah, John, this is this
is this is the blonde. We don't know his hair collar,
but yeah, yeah, we're gonna we're gonna ask tayor let
her answer, but you have your answer in your head.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
That's the way you can compare them. Whether you're gonna
agree and disagree, that's there.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
I've taken too long. So I was gonna say I
don't think that the church, you know, God wants to.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Get it over with.
Speaker 8 (04:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Whatever you're saying, this sounds good.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
But he thinks yes. So I'm gonna say yes, I'm
with him, with him.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Okay, yes, Marcie says yes, You say yes, agree with it,
and then Marcy agrees with you, and the whole winds.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
The wind help the blonde.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Old Pope Francis talked to the astronauts on board the
International Space Station in twenty seventeen.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
You're the only one that calls him old Pope.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Hey, John, look at your body, big old price backhead.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
The rock poured Indiana. Hopefully your address, Thank.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
You, thank you, good word.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Mark you.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Why the many hours tom of you news only on
the side our time capsule, the.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Tuesday Morning Life.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
We still got where you word to play?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
This time to axe eight Yow, what hold on?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Patrick?
Speaker 6 (06:13):
What are you doing in Rafael Zovis? Smell?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
It is what.
Speaker 9 (06:19):
It is, ws hell. I guess it could be worse
knowing Ray, set your white ass down?
Speaker 10 (06:25):
Yoo?
Speaker 6 (06:26):
What's up? Welcome to ex Eich, the place.
Speaker 9 (06:29):
To go for all the for one one you need
for all your uh uh uh what you call intro
personal relationship? Asy dig this, Mter Turner. I've been married.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
For a little over a year. My wife is a
wonderful woman.
Speaker 9 (06:44):
She's very reserved and most people think she's a little nerdy,
but they don't know her like I do. When the
sun goes down and the lights go out, she turns
into a wildcat jackpot. Some mornings I can barely drag
myself out of bed. I'm a very lucky man. However,
a new wrinkle has developed. It's gonna happen. Brother, He
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used to it.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
She made me a very nice meal last week.
Speaker 9 (07:12):
Philip mcnon champagne and chuck fut sou.
Speaker 6 (07:17):
Sue for what that word? Little buddy fla, oh fancy.
Speaker 9 (07:22):
I know she was up to something, but I wasn't
ready when she asked me to take her to a
swinger's weekend. I'm not even sure what that is? Can
you help me? Signed suspicious Steve in Shriveport. Dear Steve,
the fact that you don't know what it is is
probably why she wants to go.
Speaker 6 (07:44):
So it sounds like my brother got a live one. Haha.
Speaker 9 (07:49):
It said, come as no surprise to you that Ike
has been to a swinger's weekend or twelve where you
think I met all my wives?
Speaker 6 (07:57):
Ha ha ho uh.
Speaker 9 (08:01):
In retro speculation, that may have been one of the
reasons none of them lasted too loyal, But I regress. Well,
if you're gonna take the missus for a throw down
in hotown, you sure enough need a crash costs in
swinging before the paddies get the fluking you did.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Let me preach on.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
That.
Speaker 6 (08:20):
That that that.
Speaker 9 (08:21):
The fact that your old lady is fantasizing about a
freak fest, says a couple of things. One she is
probably one of them what you call nimpto maniacs or
b after only a year, she's ready to do anything
with anybody as long as it ain't you.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
And these ain't necessarily bad things.
Speaker 9 (08:42):
Trust old ike, my brother, the Swinger's weekend is gonna
be an answer to your prayers. Look at it like
going to school, a school filled with a bunch of
damn horny widows. Now, judging from your letter, and you'll
probably see hands in there. And judging from your letter,
I leaves that your erotical taste run to the mild side.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
Will my brother, get ready for the wild side?
Speaker 9 (09:08):
Ha ha, But you got to be preparified so you
don't get scarified. Now here's a few tips. First off, brother,
you gotta be ready to pass your old lady around
like a play of horse dupers. And all kinds of
guys too, not just the good looking ones, fat guys,
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old guys, little guys, guys in hop along cassidy outfit
with the guys with propeller hats. It's like going to
the big Show, but everybody's naked and standing in line
to play Texas older with your white Oh now that's
hard for some dudes to take. If you need a
little courage, do what I do, not quill with a
stern nochaser haha, and make sure she plays it safe
(09:53):
because you don't want no souvenir showing up in nine
months haha.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
But that ain't the end of your problems. Brother.
Speaker 9 (10:00):
You can't just go and be one of them what
you call a casualty observers. You're gonna have to perform now.
Know what you're thinking, man, what's up of that?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Man?
Speaker 6 (10:10):
But don't freak out.
Speaker 9 (10:12):
Just pay attention, take a what you call mental notifications
and Experimentee, you'll be in the middle of a whole smallgus,
broad or central pleasures.
Speaker 6 (10:22):
But it ain't without its dangers. It could be a
minefield of mistake of native identities.
Speaker 9 (10:27):
Uh, word of the wise, No matter how good she
might love me if she got an Adam's apple Like
Jim Carrett, move along, you dig, and then when you
finally leave Freakville and get back to the real world,
you've augmentated your portaphological portfolio with a million new exotical pleasures.
Now maybe you'll finally be able to please that skagg
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of horus wreck you married to and won't have to
go back to the Penicila Hillton. But if it turns
out that she can't be satisfied, you might want to
go back for a second semester of swinging one oh one.
Or you could just save the wear and tear on
your pride and your hide and give a one last
thrill by putting that.
Speaker 6 (11:07):
Boot in a place where she poots, because you know, damn,
this is Ike Lisa.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
If you aren't desperate enough to aike, mail to Axike,
John boyn Billy A peel about seventy six sixty three
Charlotte n C two way two four one, Damn.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 6 (11:28):
By the powers vested in me by.
Speaker 9 (11:30):
The Federal Communications Commission.
Speaker 11 (11:32):
I command you to get on the microphone in a
serious manner and continue this broadcast.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Good morning Radio done right, Wow, good jeers and morning
(12:09):
bag shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Sports brings for a man.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Handsome about twenty minutes right now action, Hello.
Speaker 9 (12:21):
Friends, your old pal burn Burn here with another Patella
postsating edition of John Boy and Billy playhouse today's episode
The Cheeky Monkey. As our story opens, Tilly turned Well
is tending bar at the Cheeky monkey. When a man
walks in accompanied by a cheeky monkey.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
Welcome to the cheeky monkey. What can I get?
Speaker 9 (12:43):
You only have a dry martini and I'm an anathecary
from our friend here.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Look pale.
Speaker 5 (12:49):
Every week some Wisenheimer comes in here with a monkey.
I'm cool with it, as long as he doesn't start anything.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
What's he gonna start? He's a monkey, he's a good boy.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
Monkeys are trouble. I'm just warning you, della.
Speaker 6 (13:02):
This damn monkey's following my cue bowl. I was winning
this game.
Speaker 5 (13:07):
Oops, that's exactly what I'm talking about. Now, I gotta
buy these guys around refunder Billiard's food.
Speaker 6 (13:14):
Oh please, let me take care of that. Here's a
hundred bucks.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
Great, now get out.
Speaker 6 (13:20):
The man and his monkey leave, but two weeks later
they're back.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Welcome to the cheeky monkey. Oh, hold on a second.
What's that damn monkey doing in here?
Speaker 9 (13:30):
Well, that's okay, he'll stay away from the pool tables.
Had a long talk with him. Good night, mister Jumbles.
Speaker 5 (13:35):
Okay, okay, but just be aware you're on thin ice. Understood, Okay, Okay,
damn it, this is what I'm talking about.
Speaker 9 (13:43):
Why?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Why?
Speaker 6 (13:43):
What's he doing.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
He's into my marachino cherries. He's taking one now, he's
examining it, sticking it in and out of his butN hole. Oh,
he's eating it whole. What the hell is.
Speaker 6 (13:53):
He doing that for?
Speaker 9 (13:55):
Well, ever since the incident with a cue ball, he
wants to make sure it comes out as easy as
he goes in. Andhow we hope you enjoyed John Boy
and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
Oh, come on, look what he is doing with that pera.
Speaker 9 (14:16):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the dishwasher in
charge of deep poopifying the cue ball say.
Speaker 10 (14:22):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Good morning,
the big shows on the radio. Hangout all right, listen
to you mogs. It's time to button your yaps.
Speaker 9 (14:32):
Say, I'm trying to listen to these two o clowns,
John Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 6 (14:36):
Yeah, the Big Show. It's big, say bigger than beg
It's enormous. Hey, he's adorable.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
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live on the final hour, and we know we'll get
handing off the couch.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Team up and play.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
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It's Larry the Cable Guy's favorite Christmas cows.
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And we will hack a lot in the hour here
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Speaker 1 (16:08):
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here is our man, Terry Hanson. Oh wait a minute, man,
hey hit it. Yeah, this is mine A Henson's favorite
part of this.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
All the world of courts highlights.
Speaker 7 (17:00):
Shorty, you got the contract that who might be on
crutch the show presents horses.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Well now, man out of Saint Louis was and Terry Hanson.
Speaker 11 (17:14):
Morning again, Terrence, Hello fellows, Collee, everybody.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
There, man, we are all good, Buddy Hope you are you?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Patty?
Speaker 12 (17:22):
The kids?
Speaker 1 (17:23):
You all ready for Christmas?
Speaker 11 (17:25):
Well, Patty's birthday was Sunday, so we all celebrated for that.
Speaker 9 (17:30):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
We have more damn parties in this family down the
sat look. Gee, but it's fun. We see the family
all the time. It's been great deal.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
We've been doing these weekly sports braves since last January.
Today is the last for the year. And just looking
over all you've covered here this year, Terry, unbelievable with
forty four stories you had for us.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Wow.
Speaker 11 (17:53):
You know what I first have to thank a couple guys.
You know I have focus groups from TV where you
figure out what.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
To do not to do?
Speaker 11 (17:59):
Uh huh, Tim Christman uh and Morrisville there and Tom
Daily back here it's helped me a lot, and it's
been a lot of fun.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
And I enjoyed preparing for these things.
Speaker 7 (18:08):
Nice man.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
We were looking at the at all the topics there
from because we live golf.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Talked about your Emmys that you got. Well, the first
time I saw you were using it as a door stop,
and I said.
Speaker 6 (18:20):
Man, put this on the model or something.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Yeah, come home.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
You know what, let me give you a secret. I
think I did that for Europe.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
When you came over back on the shelf after.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
You left, that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
And we learned a lot about how you got jobs
that you were in no way qualified for.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
But but I don't want.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
To say that, because you you did wonderful at the jobs.
I mean, and look at all you did working for
for Ted Turner. I always say, what did Ted do
to you? A wild democrat?
Speaker 11 (18:53):
You we asked somebody asked him once what does Hanson do?
And he said, he follows me around the country with
the scoop.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
And of course with the PGA. And luckily you got
hired to run Raycom Sports. That's what brought you to Charlotte,
North Carolina from Salgrass and we got to meet you
and man, I was we looking at that on and
off in and out of studios for thirty years because
a lot of people don't know you were working for
John Boy Billy Incorporated a long time before you got in.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
The studio nineteen ninety five.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
That's wow, man, stories, I'm just looking back skip carry
my favorite, one of my favorite announcers calling.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Ball man of all time.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
He was my buddy, man.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
That's awesome. In chief Knockahoma found out about him, had
to put him back in the stands. Braves went on
that losing street Hank Aaron O. J. Simpson, Phil necro Man,
thank you for hooking me up with Nus he get
a chance to get a hit off a Hall of
Fame knuckleballer.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
Oh yes you did, Buddy.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
I could go on and go through.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Man, it's great memories for me, and I'm glad had
a few new ones. And I can't believe that I
didn't hear about in all those years as that we
were hanging out.
Speaker 7 (20:11):
Buddy.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Yeah, well I've.
Speaker 11 (20:14):
Got I've got a few that I want to highlights
and a few other things. I like just mention the
title and that's it. Highlights for me was a long
way to October. That may have been the best thing
that ever happened to me. My seventy four soccer team great,
and you said it, Hank Aaron the Hall of Fame,
the par three shootout was fun, and of course Ked
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and the fact he was able to hear the report
that I did on your show that was, I mean,
just really cool. But I had a couple that are
really no fun quite frankly, the Cuba thing that wasn't
any fun. Firing Bob Gibson. That's tough, man, if you
fire somebody, h That's that's a tough thing to have
to do if you have to. And then when I
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got fired three times that wouldn't any fun either. And
then I had a few weird ones. I mean that
Ed and Pelay thing that that was very weird, and
then the scalping tickets one at the end that was bizarre.
And then of course we've got our buddy slim winfan
that was good. And then the worst to have a
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golfer that was kind of weird, you know. And then
we kind of had a couple uh that were instructive.
You must go you learned how to we lit football games,
and then teamwork online touch you how to maybe get
a job in sports. One is unfinished, Gary Cooper with
the Braves and the pension that hasn't been done yet,
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Come on, Braves. And then three that I'm very proud of.
I have to tell you Close to Home, Amy with
Pele Joe and Michael Jordan and then Liz with Lee Trevino.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
Been a good year. Got the bench and everybody was
in and I was really happy with this.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Thank you, awesome buddy, Thank you so much. Terry, you're
patting the kids. Y'all have a very merry Christmas. We'll
get back up with you first of the year, my buddy.
We'll talk to you.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
For them, of course.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Okay, friends, see y'all.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Bye, all right, sell your boddy, all y'all. Well, let's
play our worthy word one eight hundred making show you
told free line. We'll get a couple of contestants and
play next Good morning, and that's a big show already
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over your Tuesday morning.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Yeah, you can play. Click on airy button when you
go to the Bigshow dot com.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
You can't get through, we'll call you. Well, let's not.
Speaker 9 (23:00):
I had everybody's head about the bed word a worthy word.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Let's meat the contestants.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
We got Danny from Athens, West Virginia. Good morning, Danny,
good morning, good morning. Then we got Joseph from Venting, Virginia.
Good morning, Joseph, good morning. Alright, boys, Virginia, West Virginia.
Over the line, let's play Joseph and Tater darm On Danny.
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All right, all right, boys, Well Joseph, you relax, Me
and Danny will go for our first round. Let's see
if we get a bunch of points on the board. Here, Danny,
you ready, buddy.
Speaker 13 (23:42):
I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
All right, see what we can do. Then start the clock.
Now you need this to open the door. Put it
in the lock. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Uh huh a ridal? What a copperhead?
Speaker 2 (23:57):
What? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Uh huh? Are you boy? And you go and they
pull it out and you can win.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
They say, hey, we got a blank for the Shriners.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
You give me five dollars.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Yes, uh huh, all right, I'm a blank of the
Carolina panthers. I'm a big blank, yes, uh huh. This
is what comes out of flowers.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
It makes you sneeze o.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Little late for the pollen, So put that one out.
Good work on your part, Danny. We put a four
on the board. So Joseph and Tater for round one here, right, Joseph,
are you ready? Yes, sir?
Speaker 1 (24:41):
All right, brand new word and.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
Go popular song. Don't blank, be happy, don't blank.
Speaker 7 (24:51):
Don't be sad, be happy?
Speaker 5 (24:52):
Yeah, okay, this means I'm like something. I just I
just I can't do anything about it, So there's no
point in blanking about it.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Crying.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
No, it's in my head and it makes me very
nervous and anxious. I'm just so blank about him until
he gets home. He's out late, and I'm just so
blank about him. You blink about your kids?
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Oh no, that was one of them. Just wasn't get
in that hand. So all right, Well there's there's that.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Well let's go back to round two here, Danny, Let's
see what we can do.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
You ready, buddy, I'm ready. Well it's still on that.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
One and go.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Do you know it? You know your mama would always
blank about you?
Speaker 9 (25:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Uh huh, all right, rhymes with it. Come on, we're late,
you better hurry. Yeah, all right, we're watching a movie
on the silver Yeah, uh huh, rhymes with it. Give
me a pinto, yeah, rhymes with it. It is not dirty.
Speaker 12 (25:55):
It is.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Yeah, I'm just gonna let this now because I think
we got it. Yeah. Wow, Yeah, that's a that's a
nine on the board when you put that five on
the four. Nine has never been done on wordy word
eight has because I was there, So Tyner, you and
Joseph can sent a brand new record and win. All right, Joseph,
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you ready, Joseph, Yes, I am right right.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
We're pulling for you kind of ready.
Speaker 5 (26:29):
Go what's the color of the Christmas tree?
Speaker 6 (26:33):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (26:33):
This is go have blank. This is when when you're
having a good time, you are having what Yes, this
is what they call a big smile. You had a
cheat eating what what? I don't know how I said that?
This is uh? When what did I just do?
Speaker 3 (26:52):
What is that?
Speaker 5 (26:53):
Yes? Hey, if you find my dog, I'll give you
fifty dollars.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
What is that a reward?
Speaker 5 (26:59):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (27:00):
You are ugly, y'all were own such a good No,
you had a five right out of time.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Danny wins nine the five. Joseph, that was a good comeback, buddy.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
We appreciate you playing and you can try again anytime.
Speaker 12 (27:19):
All right, thank you guys. I had a good time.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
All right, Joseph, Thank you buddy, we appreciate you so much.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
And I like tell you's a cheat eating group.
Speaker 6 (27:29):
You were thinking briar eating.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
I don't know, no, no, it sounds like it. Ready
don't know either. Jackie knows looks because I'm wearing one.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
It's another word for that's when I said, she didn't
say that. Oh yea, I thought you said cheat. He
said cheeze.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Alright, all right, Danny, you almost were the last worthy
word game ever played.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Show.
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Uh you hang on, buddy, We'll get that assortment of
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you got you got yours coming up, daphns for you, Danny.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
Good deal.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
Can I give a shout at you?
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Go ahead?
Speaker 13 (28:44):
I'd like to give a shout out to my two daughters,
Deanna and Debby.
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Well, all right, dad, look at daddy Danny winning on
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Greg Warren is.
Speaker 6 (29:55):
In the studio with us this morning, and he's one
of Handso's people.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Homeboy.
Speaker 12 (30:02):
Yeah. Uh, my folks still live there and he's hanging
out with them earlier. They're they're getting old, right, they're
getting in the age where everything in their house is broken.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
You know, we play chess.
Speaker 12 (30:13):
There's there's six pieces missing from our chest set, so
we replace them with pieces from my mom's nativity scene.
We're playing chests with a Virgin Mary and goats and
wise men, my uncle cheek. You know, it's like Uncle
earle that that's a pawn. You're not supposed to move
him backwards.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
That's the son of God. Boy.
Speaker 12 (30:29):
Move him whenever the hell he wants to go. He's
so little respected his birthday. Jesus takes the queen. Don't
hit birthday. That fella can walk on water eating. Damn,
we'll move backwards. I'll high out right now. I'm just saying.
You ever noticed when somebody says I'm just saying something
ignorant is on the way, they get that look in
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their eyes. I'm just saying, oh no, get the kids
and the minorities in the other room. Jimmy's gonna say
something stupid. I'm just saying, there's a wall missing, and
there's only one black guy.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
It's his wallet that's missing.
Speaker 12 (31:06):
I'm just saying, my uncle I took him to eat
the other day. You go to the restaurant and get
the menu. You don't get a menu at the top
every page or is the heading tells you what's on
that page?
Speaker 1 (31:19):
He orders the.
Speaker 12 (31:20):
Heading, I'll have the steak and pork. You can't order that?
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Why not? It's the heading. I don't care what it says.
I said, that's what it says.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
Right there.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Steak and pork. I can read.
Speaker 12 (31:31):
Damn it, give me the steak and pork. What do
you want to drink? A Sworded Bellfricks is h he's
a big He's a big, big baseball fan and Cardinal fan.
I'm guessing you are too, Absolutely yeah, a big fan.
Bob Gibson about here. That's all he ever talks about
is Bob Gibson. Bob Gibson would have hit that sign
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of a guard right there. He had to hit him
right in the head. We're watching a football game. I
don't care to hit him a heading. He listens the
game every night on the radio. He spends a whole
game complaining that the announcer is not telling him the
score frequently enough. That's all he wants to hear is
a score. So he just shouts at the radio, what's
(32:12):
the score?
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Fat? I ask, what's the score?
Speaker 5 (32:16):
Moron?
Speaker 12 (32:17):
What's the score? Fat moron? I asked, like his idea
of the perfect broadcast would be this. The scar is
three to two. Three to two is a scar. The
scar is three to two. One team has three, the
other team has two. The team of three is beating
the team of two by a margin of one. The
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score is three to two. Hey, folks, if you've just
joined us, the scar is three to two. We're gonna
go down to the field now for a special report, Bob, what's.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Going on down there?
Speaker 4 (32:48):
Larry?
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Down here? The score is three to two. But let's
take a closer look at that score.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Now.
Speaker 12 (32:54):
The number three that is an odd number. It is
also a prime number, only divisible by itself. It's one
less than f one more than two. That means if
the team of two were to get one more run,
the score would then be three to three.
Speaker 6 (33:05):
WHOA, let's not get.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Ahead of ourselves by right now. This goal is three
to two.
Speaker 12 (33:10):
I said, damn good, Bronkad right there, that's sound of
a gun on to get him an Emmy or Ward
or something like that. Moron.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
I thought to take a page down of that man.
Speaker 12 (33:19):
But I'm just saying, did you play sports in high
school going up?
Speaker 10 (33:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (33:27):
I did.
Speaker 12 (33:27):
I am wrestled, Yeah, I was a wrestler. Uh my
dad was was my wrestling coach?
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Oh, which is tough. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 12 (33:39):
A lot of guys on the you know, I mean
it's not that bad though, you I mean it's I mean,
he pushed me he pushed me in sports, so that's
it's a normal thing to push your kids in sports.
I mean, there's people out there who spend their whole
lives trying to find Bigfoot.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
How'd you like give that guy as a dad? Do
you even want to find Bigfoot?
Speaker 6 (33:56):
Son?
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Because you don't.
Speaker 6 (33:58):
Act like it.
Speaker 12 (34:00):
I mean, I hear you saying you want to find Bigfoot,
but you don't do a damn thing about it. You
sleep till noon. Bigfoot doesn't get up at noon. Son
gets up at four or fourteen in the morning. You
don't have a tracking map, you lost your night goggles.
What you think he's gonna show up one day out
of nowhere? Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Bigfoot?
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Dumbass?
Speaker 2 (34:20):
He crushed me.
Speaker 12 (34:22):
You know, I guess he was a wrestling guy coach,
you know, naturally I wrestled. My mom was in the music,
so I played the clarinet in the band, which is
a bad mix.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
I don't recommend that for anybody.
Speaker 4 (34:39):
Really.
Speaker 12 (34:39):
The guys on the team made fun of me, especially
my best friend Huey Baker. He was a black guy,
and he's one of those guys would just get a
hold of something and never let you forget it. You know, look,
get Greg man. Greg played a flute. You know it's
actually a clarinet. It's a flute.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Gray. You a flute man.
Speaker 12 (34:58):
Look at little flute man, Gray flutea flute, Gred, little
flute man, Greg flutcha flute flute man, Greg, rooty, tooty
fresh and flutey.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Greg.
Speaker 12 (35:08):
We'll be on the bus going to a match. He'd
be real quiet, and all of a sudden, here hup,
two three, fall?
Speaker 1 (35:13):
What the hell? We fight?
Speaker 4 (35:15):
And fall?
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Flute man.
Speaker 12 (35:18):
It's embarrassing when you're out there wrestling you here, hit
him with your flute, Gred. I was shy in high school.
Every time I talk to a girl, Huey would show
up out of nowhere, a Gred. Who are you talking to?
This is Carol Huey, Carroll, how you doing well?
Speaker 1 (35:33):
You flute air grad?
Speaker 6 (35:35):
Fluota Blue to call Bred?
Speaker 12 (35:37):
Tell you know Greg is a flute man. Here a
flute man, Carrol. No, I'd ask him, who's your fan
football player? Greg, Doug flutie?
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Who's your second favorite? Brian Piccolo? And I didn't. I
didn't even get it. The worse my friend Nick got
it worse.
Speaker 12 (35:52):
My friend Nicky was one of his guys. Hit like
high shoulders. You know, he looked like a turtle. Hue
called him no neck Nick looking nick man. Nick ain't
got no neck where Nick at Nick no Nick Nick
no Nick Nick no Nick Nick neck Pattywack get a knuckabone.
But it can't be no neck bone because Nick ain't
got no neckway got the footbone is connected to the knee.
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Bone is connected to the headphone. It's connected right to
the headphone because I ain't no neck bone, because Nick
ain't got no neck. If Nick put on a turtleneck,
he would be blind.
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The contestant is John from Rockport, Indiana.
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Good morning, John, nice, good, good morning, buddy.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
All right, Now, Tana over there ready to help you
out and win over here.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Hello, all right, Well, ask her some questions. She'll answer
to the best.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Of her ability. We're assuming you agree or disagree. Get
two bells for two buzzers and you win. John, All right,
then let's jump jump on in here and then taner.
What is the highest award the US government can give
to a civilian?
Speaker 5 (01:37):
That would be a full pardon, look like the Presidential Medal?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Yeah? What about a non crooked civilians? It's like a regular.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Yeah, yeah, that Presidential Medal.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Freedom of freedom, highest award you can give to a
civilian and you say the.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Medal of Freedom.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Yeah, the presidential.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Presidential Medal of Freedom. John, agree or disagree.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
I'm gonna say, I might disagree.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
You're gonna disagree? And yeah, no, Taylor, good work. You
knew that Presidential Medal of Freedom.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
I got to be an honor.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
There's one buzzer. Let's see what we're gonna do here.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
All right, buddy, Taylor, where would you find the torrid zone?
Speaker 5 (02:35):
Can show you, but you'll have to stand up. Okay,
then my next answer will be that is around the
North Pole.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
The torrid zone. Taylor says, it's around is around the
North Pole, Christmas, Santa.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Claus and everything.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
You don't know me.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
I know there's no I'm gonna disagree with that one.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yeah, so disagreeing with the North Pole towards own is
the thing to do.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yes, it's around.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
The Equator, the equator also called the Tropics.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
I knew that.
Speaker 6 (03:18):
I was.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, playing with John.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Here you go go win it or lose it.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
For this final question, Taylor, is Shaw you you mean
the Catholic You should probably know this in your pope studies.
Has Pope Francis ever spoken with someone in or who
was in outer space?
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Can you repeat that question.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
As Pope Francis ever spoken with someone who was or
was in outer space?
Speaker 5 (03:53):
I mean I know that I am not very good.
Speaker 7 (03:55):
He probably has Yeah, yeah, yeah, John, this is this
is this is the blonde. We don't know his hair collar,
but yeah, yeah, we're gonna we're gonna ask tayor let
her answer, but you have your answer in your head.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
That's the way you can compare them. Whether you're gonna
agree and disagree, that's there.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
I've taken too long. So I was gonna say I
don't think that the church, you know, God wants to.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Get it over with.
Speaker 8 (04:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Whatever you're saying, this sounds good.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
But he thinks yes. So I'm gonna say yes, I'm
with him, with him.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Okay, yes, Marcie says yes, You say yes, agree with it,
and then Marcy agrees with you, and the whole winds.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
The wind help the blonde.
Speaker 6 (04:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Old Pope Francis talked to the astronauts on board the
International Space Station in twenty seventeen.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
You're the only one that calls him old Pope.
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Hey, John, look at your body, big old price backhead.
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The rock poured Indiana. Hopefully your address, Thank.
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What are you doing in Rafael Zovis? Smell?
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It is, ws hell. I guess it could be worse
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Yoo?
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What's up? Welcome to ex Eich, the place.
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To go for all the for one one you need
for all your uh uh uh what you call intro
personal relationship? Asy dig this, Mter Turner. I've been married.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
For a little over a year. My wife is a
wonderful woman.
Speaker 9 (06:44):
She's very reserved and most people think she's a little nerdy,
but they don't know her like I do. When the
sun goes down and the lights go out, she turns
into a wildcat jackpot. Some mornings I can barely drag
myself out of bed. I'm a very lucky man. However,
a new wrinkle has developed. It's gonna happen. Brother, He
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used to it.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
She made me a very nice meal last week.
Speaker 9 (07:12):
Philip mcnon champagne and chuck fut sou.
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Sue for what that word? Little buddy fla, oh fancy.
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I know she was up to something, but I wasn't
ready when she asked me to take her to a
swinger's weekend. I'm not even sure what that is? Can
you help me? Signed suspicious Steve in Shriveport. Dear Steve,
the fact that you don't know what it is is
probably why she wants to go.
Speaker 6 (07:44):
So it sounds like my brother got a live one. Haha.
Speaker 9 (07:49):
It said, come as no surprise to you that Ike
has been to a swinger's weekend or twelve where you
think I met all my wives?
Speaker 6 (07:57):
Ha ha ho uh.
Speaker 9 (08:01):
In retro speculation, that may have been one of the
reasons none of them lasted too loyal, But I regress. Well,
if you're gonna take the missus for a throw down
in hotown, you sure enough need a crash costs in
swinging before the paddies get the fluking you did.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Let me preach on.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
That.
Speaker 6 (08:20):
That that that.
Speaker 9 (08:21):
The fact that your old lady is fantasizing about a
freak fest, says a couple of things. One she is
probably one of them what you call nimpto maniacs or
b after only a year, she's ready to do anything
with anybody as long as it ain't you.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
And these ain't necessarily bad things.
Speaker 9 (08:42):
Trust old ike, my brother, the Swinger's weekend is gonna
be an answer to your prayers. Look at it like
going to school, a school filled with a bunch of
damn horny widows. Now, judging from your letter, and you'll
probably see hands in there. And judging from your letter,
I leaves that your erotical taste run to the mild side.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
Will my brother, get ready for the wild side?
Speaker 9 (09:08):
Ha ha, But you got to be preparified so you
don't get scarified. Now here's a few tips. First off, brother,
you gotta be ready to pass your old lady around
like a play of horse dupers. And all kinds of
guys too, not just the good looking ones, fat guys,
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old guys, little guys, guys in hop along cassidy outfit
with the guys with propeller hats. It's like going to
the big Show, but everybody's naked and standing in line
to play Texas older with your white Oh now that's
hard for some dudes to take. If you need a
little courage, do what I do, not quill with a
stern nochaser haha, and make sure she plays it safe
(09:53):
because you don't want no souvenir showing up in nine
months haha.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
But that ain't the end of your problems. Brother.
Speaker 9 (10:00):
You can't just go and be one of them what
you call a casualty observers. You're gonna have to perform now.
Know what you're thinking, man, what's up of that?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Man?
Speaker 6 (10:10):
But don't freak out.
Speaker 9 (10:12):
Just pay attention, take a what you call mental notifications
and Experimentee, you'll be in the middle of a whole smallgus,
broad or central pleasures.
Speaker 6 (10:22):
But it ain't without its dangers. It could be a
minefield of mistake of native identities.
Speaker 9 (10:27):
Uh, word of the wise, No matter how good she
might love me if she got an Adam's apple Like
Jim Carrett, move along, you dig, and then when you
finally leave Freakville and get back to the real world,
you've augmentated your portaphological portfolio with a million new exotical pleasures.
Now maybe you'll finally be able to please that skagg
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of horus wreck you married to and won't have to
go back to the Penicila Hillton. But if it turns
out that she can't be satisfied, you might want to
go back for a second semester of swinging one oh one.
Or you could just save the wear and tear on
your pride and your hide and give a one last
thrill by putting that.
Speaker 6 (11:07):
Boot in a place where she poots, because you know, damn,
this is Ike Lisa.
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If you aren't desperate enough to aike, mail to Axike,
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John Boy and Billy.
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Friends, your old pal burn Burn here with another Patella
postsating edition of John Boy and Billy playhouse today's episode
The Cheeky Monkey. As our story opens, Tilly turned Well
is tending bar at the Cheeky monkey. When a man
walks in accompanied by a cheeky monkey.
Speaker 5 (12:41):
Welcome to the cheeky monkey. What can I get?
Speaker 9 (12:43):
You only have a dry martini and I'm an anathecary
from our friend here.
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Look pale.
Speaker 5 (12:49):
Every week some Wisenheimer comes in here with a monkey.
I'm cool with it, as long as he doesn't start anything.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
What's he gonna start? He's a monkey, he's a good boy.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
Monkeys are trouble. I'm just warning you, della.
Speaker 6 (13:02):
This damn monkey's following my cue bowl. I was winning
this game.
Speaker 5 (13:07):
Oops, that's exactly what I'm talking about. Now, I gotta
buy these guys around refunder Billiard's food.
Speaker 6 (13:14):
Oh please, let me take care of that. Here's a
hundred bucks.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
Great, now get out.
Speaker 6 (13:20):
The man and his monkey leave, but two weeks later
they're back.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Welcome to the cheeky monkey. Oh, hold on a second.
What's that damn monkey doing in here?
Speaker 9 (13:30):
Well, that's okay, he'll stay away from the pool tables.
Had a long talk with him. Good night, mister Jumbles.
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Okay, okay, but just be aware you're on thin ice. Understood, Okay, Okay,
damn it, this is what I'm talking about.
Speaker 9 (13:43):
Why?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Why?
Speaker 6 (13:43):
What's he doing.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
He's into my marachino cherries. He's taking one now, he's
examining it, sticking it in and out of his butN hole. Oh,
he's eating it whole. What the hell is.
Speaker 6 (13:53):
He doing that for?
Speaker 9 (13:55):
Well, ever since the incident with a cue ball, he
wants to make sure it comes out as easy as
he goes in. Andhow we hope you enjoyed John Boy
and Billy playhouse.
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Oh, come on, look what he is doing with that pera.
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Tune in next time when we'll hear the dishwasher in
charge of deep poopifying the cue ball say.
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It's enormous. Hey, he's adorable.
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here is our man, Terry Hanson. Oh wait a minute, man,
hey hit it. Yeah, this is mine A Henson's favorite
part of this.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
All the world of courts highlights.
Speaker 7 (17:00):
Shorty, you got the contract that who might be on
crutch the show presents horses.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Well now, man out of Saint Louis was and Terry Hanson.
Speaker 11 (17:14):
Morning again, Terrence, Hello fellows, Collee, everybody.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
There, man, we are all good, Buddy Hope you are you?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Patty?
Speaker 12 (17:22):
The kids?
Speaker 1 (17:23):
You all ready for Christmas?
Speaker 11 (17:25):
Well, Patty's birthday was Sunday, so we all celebrated for that.
Speaker 9 (17:30):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
We have more damn parties in this family down the
sat look. Gee, but it's fun. We see the family
all the time. It's been great deal.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
We've been doing these weekly sports braves since last January.
Today is the last for the year. And just looking
over all you've covered here this year, Terry, unbelievable with
forty four stories you had for us.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Wow.
Speaker 11 (17:53):
You know what I first have to thank a couple guys.
You know I have focus groups from TV where you
figure out what.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
To do not to do?
Speaker 11 (17:59):
Uh huh, Tim Christman uh and Morrisville there and Tom
Daily back here it's helped me a lot, and it's
been a lot of fun.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
And I enjoyed preparing for these things.
Speaker 7 (18:08):
Nice man.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
We were looking at the at all the topics there
from because we live golf.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Talked about your Emmys that you got. Well, the first
time I saw you were using it as a door stop,
and I said.
Speaker 6 (18:20):
Man, put this on the model or something.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Yeah, come home.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
You know what, let me give you a secret. I
think I did that for Europe.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
When you came over back on the shelf after.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
You left, that's awesome.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
And we learned a lot about how you got jobs
that you were in no way qualified for.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
But but I don't want.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
To say that, because you you did wonderful at the jobs.
I mean, and look at all you did working for
for Ted Turner. I always say, what did Ted do
to you? A wild democrat?
Speaker 11 (18:53):
You we asked somebody asked him once what does Hanson do?
And he said, he follows me around the country with
the scoop.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
And of course with the PGA. And luckily you got
hired to run Raycom Sports. That's what brought you to Charlotte,
North Carolina from Salgrass and we got to meet you
and man, I was we looking at that on and
off in and out of studios for thirty years because
a lot of people don't know you were working for
John Boy Billy Incorporated a long time before you got in.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
The studio nineteen ninety five.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
That's wow, man, stories, I'm just looking back skip carry
my favorite, one of my favorite announcers calling.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Ball man of all time.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
He was my buddy, man.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
That's awesome. In chief Knockahoma found out about him, had
to put him back in the stands. Braves went on
that losing street Hank Aaron O. J. Simpson, Phil necro Man,
thank you for hooking me up with Nus he get
a chance to get a hit off a Hall of
Fame knuckleballer.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
Oh yes you did, Buddy.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
I could go on and go through.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Man, it's great memories for me, and I'm glad had
a few new ones. And I can't believe that I
didn't hear about in all those years as that we
were hanging out.
Speaker 7 (20:11):
Buddy.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Yeah, well I've.
Speaker 11 (20:14):
Got I've got a few that I want to highlights
and a few other things. I like just mention the
title and that's it. Highlights for me was a long
way to October. That may have been the best thing
that ever happened to me. My seventy four soccer team great,
and you said it, Hank Aaron the Hall of Fame,
the par three shootout was fun, and of course Ked
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and the fact he was able to hear the report
that I did on your show that was, I mean,
just really cool. But I had a couple that are
really no fun quite frankly, the Cuba thing that wasn't
any fun. Firing Bob Gibson. That's tough, man, if you
fire somebody, h That's that's a tough thing to have
to do if you have to. And then when I
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got fired three times that wouldn't any fun either. And
then I had a few weird ones. I mean that
Ed and Pelay thing that that was very weird, and
then the scalping tickets one at the end that was bizarre.
And then of course we've got our buddy slim winfan
that was good. And then the worst to have a
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golfer that was kind of weird, you know. And then
we kind of had a couple uh that were instructive.
You must go you learned how to we lit football games,
and then teamwork online touch you how to maybe get
a job in sports. One is unfinished, Gary Cooper with
the Braves and the pension that hasn't been done yet,
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Come on, Braves. And then three that I'm very proud of.
I have to tell you Close to Home, Amy with
Pele Joe and Michael Jordan and then Liz with Lee Trevino.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
Been a good year. Got the bench and everybody was
in and I was really happy with this.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Thank you, awesome buddy, Thank you so much. Terry, you're
patting the kids. Y'all have a very merry Christmas. We'll
get back up with you first of the year, my buddy.
We'll talk to you.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
For them, of course.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Okay, friends, see y'all.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Bye, all right, sell your boddy, all y'all. Well, let's
play our worthy word one eight hundred making show you
told free line. We'll get a couple of contestants and
play next Good morning, and that's a big show already
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over your Tuesday morning.
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You can't get through, we'll call you. Well, let's not.
Speaker 9 (23:00):
I had everybody's head about the bed word a worthy word.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Let's meat the contestants.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
We got Danny from Athens, West Virginia. Good morning, Danny,
good morning, good morning. Then we got Joseph from Venting, Virginia.
Good morning, Joseph, good morning. Alright, boys, Virginia, West Virginia.
Over the line, let's play Joseph and Tater darm On Danny.
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All right, all right, boys, Well Joseph, you relax, Me
and Danny will go for our first round. Let's see
if we get a bunch of points on the board. Here, Danny,
you ready, buddy.
Speaker 13 (23:42):
I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
All right, see what we can do. Then start the clock.
Now you need this to open the door. Put it
in the lock. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Uh huh a ridal? What a copperhead?
Speaker 2 (23:57):
What? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Uh huh? Are you boy? And you go and they
pull it out and you can win.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
They say, hey, we got a blank for the Shriners.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
You give me five dollars.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Yes, uh huh, all right, I'm a blank of the
Carolina panthers. I'm a big blank, yes, uh huh. This
is what comes out of flowers.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
It makes you sneeze o.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Little late for the pollen, So put that one out.
Good work on your part, Danny. We put a four
on the board. So Joseph and Tater for round one here, right, Joseph,
are you ready? Yes, sir?
Speaker 1 (24:41):
All right, brand new word and.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
Go popular song. Don't blank, be happy, don't blank.
Speaker 7 (24:51):
Don't be sad, be happy?
Speaker 5 (24:52):
Yeah, okay, this means I'm like something. I just I
just I can't do anything about it, So there's no
point in blanking about it.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Crying.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
No, it's in my head and it makes me very
nervous and anxious. I'm just so blank about him until
he gets home. He's out late, and I'm just so
blank about him. You blink about your kids?
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Oh no, that was one of them. Just wasn't get
in that hand. So all right, Well there's there's that.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Well let's go back to round two here, Danny, Let's
see what we can do.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
You ready, buddy, I'm ready. Well it's still on that.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
One and go.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Do you know it? You know your mama would always
blank about you?
Speaker 9 (25:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Uh huh, all right, rhymes with it. Come on, we're late,
you better hurry. Yeah, all right, we're watching a movie
on the silver Yeah, uh huh, rhymes with it. Give
me a pinto, yeah, rhymes with it. It is not dirty.
Speaker 12 (25:55):
It is.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Yeah, I'm just gonna let this now because I think
we got it. Yeah. Wow, Yeah, that's a that's a
nine on the board when you put that five on
the four. Nine has never been done on wordy word
eight has because I was there, So Tyner, you and
Joseph can sent a brand new record and win. All right, Joseph,
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you ready, Joseph, Yes, I am right right.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
We're pulling for you kind of ready.
Speaker 5 (26:29):
Go what's the color of the Christmas tree?
Speaker 6 (26:33):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (26:33):
This is go have blank. This is when when you're
having a good time, you are having what Yes, this
is what they call a big smile. You had a
cheat eating what what? I don't know how I said that?
This is uh? When what did I just do?
Speaker 3 (26:52):
What is that?
Speaker 5 (26:53):
Yes? Hey, if you find my dog, I'll give you
fifty dollars.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
What is that a reward?
Speaker 5 (26:59):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (27:00):
You are ugly, y'all were own such a good No,
you had a five right out of time.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
Danny wins nine the five. Joseph, that was a good comeback, buddy.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
We appreciate you playing and you can try again anytime.
Speaker 12 (27:19):
All right, thank you guys. I had a good time.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
All right, Joseph, Thank you buddy, we appreciate you so much.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
And I like tell you's a cheat eating group.
Speaker 6 (27:29):
You were thinking briar eating.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
I don't know, no, no, it sounds like it. Ready
don't know either. Jackie knows looks because I'm wearing one.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
It's another word for that's when I said, she didn't
say that. Oh yea, I thought you said cheat. He
said cheeze.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Alright, all right, Danny, you almost were the last worthy
word game ever played.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Show.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Uh you hang on, buddy, We'll get that assortment of
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you got you got yours coming up, daphns for you, Danny.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
Good deal.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
Can I give a shout at you?
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Go ahead?
Speaker 13 (28:44):
I'd like to give a shout out to my two daughters,
Deanna and Debby.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Well, all right, dad, look at daddy Danny winning on
the Big Show.
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Randy Smith out of Stannardsville, Virginia says, I liked when
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Randy Smith, Stannardsville, Virginia. Yes, hanging out with comedic Buddy
and Greg Warren.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Greg Warren is.
Speaker 6 (29:55):
In the studio with us this morning, and he's one
of Handso's people.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Homeboy.
Speaker 12 (30:02):
Yeah. Uh, my folks still live there and he's hanging
out with them earlier. They're they're getting old, right, they're
getting in the age where everything in their house is broken.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
You know, we play chess.
Speaker 12 (30:13):
There's there's six pieces missing from our chest set, so
we replace them with pieces from my mom's nativity scene.
We're playing chests with a Virgin Mary and goats and
wise men, my uncle cheek. You know, it's like Uncle
earle that that's a pawn. You're not supposed to move
him backwards.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
That's the son of God. Boy.
Speaker 12 (30:29):
Move him whenever the hell he wants to go. He's
so little respected his birthday. Jesus takes the queen. Don't
hit birthday. That fella can walk on water eating. Damn,
we'll move backwards. I'll high out right now. I'm just saying.
You ever noticed when somebody says I'm just saying something
ignorant is on the way, they get that look in
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their eyes. I'm just saying, oh no, get the kids
and the minorities in the other room. Jimmy's gonna say
something stupid. I'm just saying, there's a wall missing, and
there's only one black guy.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
It's his wallet that's missing.
Speaker 12 (31:06):
I'm just saying, my uncle I took him to eat
the other day. You go to the restaurant and get
the menu. You don't get a menu at the top
every page or is the heading tells you what's on
that page?
Speaker 1 (31:19):
He orders the.
Speaker 12 (31:20):
Heading, I'll have the steak and pork. You can't order that?
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Why not? It's the heading. I don't care what it says.
I said, that's what it says.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
Right there.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Steak and pork. I can read.
Speaker 12 (31:31):
Damn it, give me the steak and pork. What do
you want to drink? A Sworded Bellfricks is h he's
a big He's a big, big baseball fan and Cardinal fan.
I'm guessing you are too, Absolutely yeah, a big fan.
Bob Gibson about here. That's all he ever talks about
is Bob Gibson. Bob Gibson would have hit that sign
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of a guard right there. He had to hit him
right in the head. We're watching a football game. I
don't care to hit him a heading. He listens the
game every night on the radio. He spends a whole
game complaining that the announcer is not telling him the
score frequently enough. That's all he wants to hear is
a score. So he just shouts at the radio, what's
(32:12):
the score?
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Fat? I ask, what's the score?
Speaker 5 (32:16):
Moron?
Speaker 12 (32:17):
What's the score? Fat moron? I asked, like his idea
of the perfect broadcast would be this. The scar is
three to two. Three to two is a scar. The
scar is three to two. One team has three, the
other team has two. The team of three is beating
the team of two by a margin of one. The
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score is three to two. Hey, folks, if you've just
joined us, the scar is three to two. We're gonna
go down to the field now for a special report, Bob, what's.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Going on down there?
Speaker 4 (32:48):
Larry?
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Down here? The score is three to two. But let's
take a closer look at that score.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Now.
Speaker 12 (32:54):
The number three that is an odd number. It is
also a prime number, only divisible by itself. It's one
less than f one more than two. That means if
the team of two were to get one more run,
the score would then be three to three.
Speaker 6 (33:05):
WHOA, let's not get.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Ahead of ourselves by right now. This goal is three
to two.
Speaker 12 (33:10):
I said, damn good, Bronkad right there, that's sound of
a gun on to get him an Emmy or Ward
or something like that. Moron.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
I thought to take a page down of that man.
Speaker 12 (33:19):
But I'm just saying, did you play sports in high
school going up?
Speaker 10 (33:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (33:27):
I did.
Speaker 12 (33:27):
I am wrestled, Yeah, I was a wrestler. Uh my
dad was was my wrestling coach?
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Oh, which is tough. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 12 (33:39):
A lot of guys on the you know, I mean
it's not that bad though, you I mean it's I mean,
he pushed me he pushed me in sports, so that's
it's a normal thing to push your kids in sports.
I mean, there's people out there who spend their whole
lives trying to find Bigfoot.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
How'd you like give that guy as a dad? Do
you even want to find Bigfoot?
Speaker 6 (33:56):
Son?
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Because you don't.
Speaker 6 (33:58):
Act like it.
Speaker 12 (34:00):
I mean, I hear you saying you want to find Bigfoot,
but you don't do a damn thing about it. You
sleep till noon. Bigfoot doesn't get up at noon. Son
gets up at four or fourteen in the morning. You
don't have a tracking map, you lost your night goggles.
What you think he's gonna show up one day out
of nowhere? Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Bigfoot?
Speaker 1 (34:17):
Dumbass?
Speaker 2 (34:20):
He crushed me.
Speaker 12 (34:22):
You know, I guess he was a wrestling guy coach,
you know, naturally I wrestled. My mom was in the music,
so I played the clarinet in the band, which is
a bad mix.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
I don't recommend that for anybody.
Speaker 4 (34:39):
Really.
Speaker 12 (34:39):
The guys on the team made fun of me, especially
my best friend Huey Baker. He was a black guy,
and he's one of those guys would just get a
hold of something and never let you forget it. You know, look,
get Greg man. Greg played a flute. You know it's
actually a clarinet. It's a flute.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Gray. You a flute man.
Speaker 12 (34:58):
Look at little flute man, Gray flutea flute, Gred, little
flute man, Greg flutcha flute flute man, Greg, rooty, tooty
fresh and flutey.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Greg.
Speaker 12 (35:08):
We'll be on the bus going to a match. He'd
be real quiet, and all of a sudden, here hup,
two three, fall?
Speaker 1 (35:13):
What the hell? We fight?
Speaker 4 (35:15):
And fall?
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Flute man.
Speaker 12 (35:18):
It's embarrassing when you're out there wrestling you here, hit
him with your flute, Gred. I was shy in high school.
Every time I talk to a girl, Huey would show
up out of nowhere, a Gred. Who are you talking to?
This is Carol Huey, Carroll, how you doing well?
Speaker 1 (35:33):
You flute air grad?
Speaker 6 (35:35):
Fluota Blue to call Bred?
Speaker 12 (35:37):
Tell you know Greg is a flute man. Here a
flute man, Carrol. No, I'd ask him, who's your fan
football player? Greg, Doug flutie?
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Who's your second favorite? Brian Piccolo? And I didn't. I
didn't even get it. The worse my friend Nick got
it worse.
Speaker 12 (35:52):
My friend Nicky was one of his guys. Hit like
high shoulders. You know, he looked like a turtle. Hue
called him no neck Nick looking nick man. Nick ain't
got no neck where Nick at Nick no Nick Nick
no Nick Nick no Nick Nick neck Pattywack get a knuckabone.
But it can't be no neck bone because Nick ain't
got no neckway got the footbone is connected to the knee.
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Bone is connected to the headphone. It's connected right to
the headphone because I ain't no neck bone, because Nick
ain't got no neck. If Nick put on a turtleneck,
he would be blind.
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Here we go.
Speaker 13 (37:10):
No, I just got some Christmas carols and boy, I
tell you what, no.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Very Larry Christmas. Larry Bean Tour doing some Christmas shots
World Tour.
Speaker 6 (37:19):
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