December 23, 2024 • 39 mins
Monday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, John Boy has a creepy new way to say, good morning.. - The Chronic Lyrichosis Holiday Special gets one more run before getting packed away.. - The Playhouse brings a surprising story involving the Pope.. - We’ll play Pillars favorite holiday song.. - listen close for the names of your friends and family in today's edition of Dumb Crook News.. - Musician Gary Hoey joins us in studio for some rockin’ versions of Christmas Classics and a impromptu jam session with John Boy on the trumpet.. .
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Speaker 1 (00:22):
Good morning to make show is on the radio coming up.
The easiest way for you to join the winners on
the current events quiz. I don't remember if it was
around this time that we were talking about it. Got
a letter from Keith King talking about his Uh told
his mailman wasn't picking up his h his mail. He said,
we'll put it closer to the front of the box,
and uh, what might be a cat in there? And
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uh and then and I was wondering, I said, have
you seen some of the mailman cars? Some of them
like they have, you know, jeeps and US post Office,
But a lot of them like they have like like
seventy two pintos.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
And they're all ragged out with a yellow light on
top of it. Right, Yeah, tell me about that.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Well, anyway, he got some mail on that, Jamy Billy,
I heard you talking about Keith King and his mail man.
I wanted to give you the heads up on that.
I've been a mail man for twenty two years. He
ratty cars are, like Randy said, owned by the carrier.
But we are not contract carriers. We are rule carriers.
We are postal employees, but are paid a certain allowance
each day to drive her own cars. We would love
for the post Office to furnish us cars, but it
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is in their best interest not to have to maintain vehicles. So,
like Randy said, We're not gonna ruin a twenty five
thousand dollars car by stopping and starting seven hundred times
a day. Now about Keith King's mail man not getting
to the back of the box he rual mail man.
Usually a mail woman is in his a hurt car
with mail in his lap, box holders all around him,
with his left leg and left arm stretched over to
reach the gas and the steering wheel. He needs to
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be fifteen inches away from the box in order for
the box lid to open properly. If the letters in
a big box, it is at least three feet away.
He literally has to move his mail, put it in park,
lean half his body out of the window, grab the mail,
climb back in, put up the lid, redo the mail,
redo box holders, put it in drive, go a few
feet and do it again eight hundred times a day.
Need easy access to that mail. I'm not complaining, just explaining.
(02:03):
Love the show. I never miss it. You guys are right,
never never tick off your mailman. But if I was
mister King's mail man. He would automatically have a social agenda.
He would meet all his neighbors while picking up his
mail up at their houses. Haha, love you mean it,
Tim Brooks vis I've been hit by a train, passed
out and drove through a corn field and today I'm
driving in eight inches of snow.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
It ain't all glamoured. And I got this.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
In my mailbox at home, a handwritten note. Feel free
to tell Randy that we are not contracted out by
the post office. We are full fledged postal carriers, just
a different kind rule carriers. We simply are not that
well known because we are not required to wear uniforms.
Therefore we are not in the public eye. In fact,
I'm pretty sure that there are more rural carriers than
city carriers, the ones with uniforms and official vehicles. We
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do the same job, just differently technically, though our vehicles
are contracted out, but not the actual people. We are
postal employees, and yes, don't tick us off.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
So they're undercover.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Planko. F free to call if you want. I love
to talk to jackie' twins.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I mean Jackie, that's Jeff Well carrier, all right, So
I clear that up rerual mail Carrie the heart of
the postal office using their own cars.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
And they're grateful.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Okay, thank y'all posting employees all over the country for
the wonderful work that you're doing. All right, Dan, headed
toward that courn events Quiz y'all hang on, Good morning
and the big show is on the radio coming up
theseiest way for you to join the winners on the
(03:34):
current events.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Quiz badle, what are we dealing with?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
We've got an update on rappers, Snoop dog what those
snoop Doggie dog sniffing around? Now, I'm gonna give you
all the full one one alright, Dan, one ain't other
big show caller nine you play with us next.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Good morning. It's a big show on a radio about
twenty five out of an hour. Are you ready girl?
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Ready?
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Shit?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Well this time.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
Man quiz Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Hello, that's Bill from Chattanooga, Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Yes, it is all right, good, everything's going fine, just
like we planned at Bill, How are you this morning?
Speaker 7 (04:40):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (04:40):
I'm real good. I've been trying to get into your
show for ten years.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Ten years.
Speaker 8 (04:45):
Yeah, man, I just can't never get that doll tone
to disappear.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
You know, man, here you are right now. You can't
get the dial tone to disappear. Are you dialing the numbers?
Speaker 8 (04:54):
Oh yeah, I'm talking about busy.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I'm a busy signal.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Ah, yes, a short burst of dial tones?
Speaker 9 (05:01):
You got that's your fault.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Well here you are, Bill, don't blow it, all right, yes, sir, alright?
Speaker 10 (05:09):
Go.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Billy Bell Rapper Snoop Dogg has a new hobby. He's
the offensive coach for the Chino Hills Bulldogs, a pee
wee football team in California.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Now.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Having a gangster rapper as a coach has been a
controversial move for the team because a his image isn't
exactly family friendly. B The games are attracting unsavory thugs
from the nearby hood. Or see the team's big news
seeker play. Take the snap, drop back in the pocket,
hand off to the left, pop a cap in the defense.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
All right, Bill, this is it what you've been waiting
for for ten years.
Speaker 8 (05:48):
It's a tough decision, but I believe I'm gonna have
to take.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
C that's it, dog.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Bill, doggy dog.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Buddy, will you hang around on Jack, We'll get all
your pertinent information We'll get this to you. Okay, okay,
this makes you on the radio John Bop Ben and
Tanler Fellers ran to Jackie and you listening?
Speaker 7 (06:13):
Hi, how you are listening to toe of the funniest
guys on the radio. And my fraternity brothers at the
Raccoon Lodge, John Boy and Philly on the Big Show?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Are they funny?
Speaker 11 (06:26):
Are they funny? Oh?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Hello, good morning? The Big Show is on the radio.
(07:10):
Musical stylings of Gary Howay right there in the background.
We're gonna turn him loose live here in his final
hours today's broadcast. I'm gonna play three Christmas songs. I'm
gonna bring the trumpet back out. I think that Will
Gary could have come to meet better on the trumpet
than the French horn.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Gary Plant really loud. They got the.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Copy of Gary Hoy cd ho Ho hoy. We'll get
him to a houtograph that thing for you, all right,
I mean really loud? Hey, Yeah, one of those hampifires
and goes to eleven.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Okay, you chip monks, are you ready to sing?
Speaker 5 (07:43):
Simon fid Or you bought Alvin Alvin album.
Speaker 10 (07:50):
Nasty of Best by Christmas Bash watch the bust get
good and smashed dry Marty with the twist grawl the
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new race we game stand face dear chrismask all.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
That was great, Simon, thank you very much. Hey, care
for another cocktail? Don't mind if I do nice singing
theod or thanks goody? Are you trying to cram it? Alvin?
Speaker 3 (08:39):
I think you've had enough to drink Alvin, albn on Alvin,
not enough punch bowl?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Oh wow, that's excessive.
Speaker 10 (08:47):
Want a trash out and let's get us over with
gamemishless day springs, Trami.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Games wee Jack.
Speaker 12 (09:04):
Christlascows Chrisslascow.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Comine, dude, I tell Nick coms squirrels.
Speaker 10 (09:20):
Yeah, I can use a little tail any slow this way.
You're an animal, you know that.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Good morning? The big shows on the radio coming up
on some good music.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
I want to start with this. In other words, in
the mean time, Christmas song especially for my friends and family.
Coworking's all right, settle back, just enjoy this.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Chip. Mags roasting on an open farm.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
Thank you, Jed frogs ripping, have your clothes, Old time
Cara being stung by a tar and folks messed up
by Eskimo.
Speaker 13 (10:40):
Have everybody z Turkey has a messy toes, helps to
make the cheese.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
And rice Joinese tots.
Speaker 10 (11:00):
On the gold.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
We'll find it hard to cheat tonight because they know
that side.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Tie's gonna change.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
He's loaded lots of poison goodies on his train.
Speaker 14 (11:23):
And every mother smiled in Johnny's eyes to see a great, big,
really no tieling guy. And so I'm ordering this simple
thing to kiss someone who might be you. Aloha, they say,
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then they try any way.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Mary Fir smiles you too. Mike Brady on the pianto, Mike, mister,
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my brayfriend.
Speaker 15 (12:33):
And s.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Simple ways everybody to kiss someone might be you.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Hello, how they said, they're they're tried. Then they want
see Christmas.
Speaker 15 (12:59):
Ray you.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Oh my glasses, they shared, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
The Big Show's on the radio. Yeah, it's gonna get
in this fine hour and turn Gary Hoy loose. He's
got his best of ho ho hoy c D. So
we're gonna tear up some Christmas songs.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
That reminds me.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
I'll be playing three Christmas songs of course on our contest.
We get geared to back me up on these cents.
Speaker 9 (13:33):
We're also gonna stink.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
I'm so Luckily y'all don't go nowhere.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Good morning, the big show is on the radio and
our special guess no, it's Christmas time when Gary ho
ho ho.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
It makes a scene. Very good to see you, buddy.
Speaker 9 (14:20):
Hey ho ho ho.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
How you guys doing. You're doing good man, Great to
see you.
Speaker 9 (14:23):
Thanks for having me back.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Absolutely, buddy. Every thing going all right in Las your studio,
you doing your music.
Speaker 16 (14:30):
Absolutely, Everything's been going real well out there. I just
finished scoring a little motocross movie for No Fear, which
was a lot of fun, a lot of crazy guys
jumping on bikes and flying through the air, and I
like this, When will that come out? It's gonna be
out around Christmas time. It's called the Great Outdoors like
this Christmas. Yeah, it'll be all Christmas, you know, And
it's going to DVD. I mean, it's a motocross movie,
so it's you know, they have like a little premiere,
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you know, and everyone could go to the theater and
see it. But then it's you know, it's gonna be
right in DVD by Christmas.
Speaker 17 (14:57):
Right.
Speaker 9 (14:57):
I hate to point this out to you, but this
is Christma, you know.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Well.
Speaker 16 (15:01):
I've been on the road for three weeks again, and
it feels like it just feels like one long long mind.
Speaker 9 (15:06):
No, you have a Christmas album, you know I do.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
I do have a Christmas album. Thank you for reminding me. Man.
Speaker 16 (15:12):
It is the best of ho ho ho, and it
is in all the stores and uh it is on
I think if anyone wants to go to surf dog
dot com if they can get it online, if they
can't find it as well.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Surf don't be apologetic. Encourage people Garyhoy dot com as well,
and it keeps you.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Yeah, you can get free free guitar lessons at Garyhoy
dot com.
Speaker 9 (15:29):
It's a great website.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Thank you, thank you very much. Oh yeah, I stay involved.
I try to met you new roadie Maga. I'm yours
like Maggie. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
When it's always great White Simpson racing shoes, Yeah, exactly exactly.
Speaker 16 (15:43):
He's got a nice racing shoes. And he's he's the
only guy I know that has a Santa hat with
a ball cap underneath it. So he's got the bill
coming out with the Santa has.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
It's a good co stuff. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Well wait, headed for I ruined some Christmas songs, but
I will have Gary's help but maybe maybe that won't
be so bad. They might be easier for you to
identified today.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
You remember the Endless Summer, this is the Endless Winter.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
But how about playing one for us right off the
Bad Man?
Speaker 16 (16:08):
I would love that. How about the new best of?
I put some bonus track, so this is one of them.
What about Santa Claus is coming to town? All right,
here we go, Let's roll up.
Speaker 17 (17:07):
Everything very.
Speaker 15 (17:54):
Like that.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Oh yeah, it ruin you abe, Hang on man, we
just getting going. Nobody had me my dropping no a, y'all.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Let jump on in here, John Boynbill in the Gang,
Gary Hoy live in a big show studio.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Here's the price package we're playing for right now, cup.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
A Gary Hoy CD ho Ho Hoy available at surfdog
dot com and record stores everywhere. All right, all right now, Garrett,
I'm gonna go and play them now so the listeners
can have a little legs up and maybe you know
when I'm playing before instead of just playing them for
the people right on the phone.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
It seems to help. In other words, it's not as
easy as it sounds like.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
It's gonna be okay, And so I'll playing there if
you figure out what I'm playing maybe jump in behind
me there, okay, and this will help some people out.
All right, let's see that my plan?
Speaker 2 (19:00):
All right? Oh man, look my little things stuck. Okay,
I got.
Speaker 9 (19:06):
Okay, okay, okay, I like that. Just anytime you want
to jump.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
In figure it out and it's impossible to screw it up.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
You're trying to grab you keep. Yeah, alright, okay, I'm
trying to.
Speaker 11 (19:44):
That's good, dude.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
I know that song. Alright, that's the first all right,
Now here's the second one.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
I know that one, something like that. Yeah, you're hung
for the key, he's hut for the notes.
Speaker 9 (20:12):
It's working on.
Speaker 15 (20:14):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
I love it, and I know that one.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Yeah, I told you all still it's all I needed
was a good backup fan.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Awesome.
Speaker 9 (20:46):
That was awesome.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
All right.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
I know we're going to get a winter right off here,
so let's open him up one eight hundred big show.
We'll start were calling on, go do we get a
winner right now? Be happy to play him again for you.
I'll good morning, A big show is on.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
The radio, all right, Yeah, trying to name my Christmas songs.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
I got one of the best in the business on
guitar with me today. That should make things easier, mister Garry.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Hoy, may we say Helena.
Speaker 5 (21:42):
And he's.
Speaker 11 (21:47):
Oh he say okay myself.
Speaker 9 (21:49):
Mes me go, lady.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
That's made our first contestant caller. I'm David, out of
action in Mississippi.
Speaker 6 (22:01):
Good morning, David, Good morning, John boy.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Many Christmas to your buddy. How's everything.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
All right?
Speaker 8 (22:08):
Oh?
Speaker 15 (22:09):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (22:09):
No, you keep it up now? You all right? David?
Do you need to hear him again, buddy? Or you
think you got him?
Speaker 18 (22:14):
Well?
Speaker 6 (22:15):
I got the first one. It's jingle bell rock.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
The second one I need.
Speaker 6 (22:19):
To hear again.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Did you know it by mayor? Gary planning it?
Speaker 4 (22:26):
I know it about you, honestly.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Horah, Hey, good work man. All right, so here's the
second one.
Speaker 9 (22:47):
Listen to him trying to find the right game. I mean,
John Boy, not here, No, that's me you got.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
I am not getting any help here at all, am I.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Oh man, okay, wait, let me let me try this
for maybe a.
Speaker 8 (23:07):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Smoking does that help.
Speaker 6 (23:13):
A little bit?
Speaker 11 (23:14):
Unbelievable?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Dang it, I can't remember the name.
Speaker 9 (23:18):
Oh singing, just singing?
Speaker 6 (23:21):
Oh you're asking there?
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Oh, bless his heart.
Speaker 6 (23:27):
I know every one too.
Speaker 15 (23:28):
Is Charlie Brown Christmas song.
Speaker 11 (23:30):
That was old.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Lock Man as I David good job, no body.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Yeah, two out of three. You've been in Hall of Fame.
She's playing baseball. Let's go to Amy out of Kingsport, Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Good morning, Amy, Hey, giving you have any good day?
But he don't deserve it, you do, Amy, I'm crazy?
Name a mouth?
Speaker 5 (23:56):
Baby?
Speaker 6 (23:57):
What you got bear?
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Of course?
Speaker 5 (23:59):
You what? What?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
What was the very first one?
Speaker 15 (24:04):
It was it jingle bell? He said, jingle bell rock?
Speaker 9 (24:07):
I need one?
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Oh yeah, you got a big one.
Speaker 15 (24:11):
Oh now you bet you didn't.
Speaker 18 (24:17):
Rock?
Speaker 2 (24:18):
So what is your guess?
Speaker 15 (24:21):
Okay, all right, good god rest you merry gentlemen. Good rest,
God rest you merry gentlemen.
Speaker 5 (24:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Yes, it was kind of medley of all of those.
And then for the.
Speaker 15 (24:38):
Wind Charlie Brown peanut piano.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Yes, and it was Shrudder on the piano. Schultz is
a guy that drew the comics.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Zeroes. Yeah, man, yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
But guess by the way, I played that with like
about seven times in a row. So that's that's why
they're kind of catching on to my Charlie Brown, No,
don't do that.
Speaker 15 (25:02):
I still can't get the name right after Hey.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Well he can't get the tune right, so y'all read it?
Speaker 2 (25:07):
What is the official name of that? Gary? It's called
is actually the Peanuts theme?
Speaker 9 (25:13):
A great version of that. Are you prepared to play
that one?
Speaker 2 (25:16):
We do have it with us, absolutely so, and I
won't play along with it any time. Ray, You're welcome to.
Speaker 9 (25:22):
You welcome to.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
We'll give you a solo now, Johnny, that's a real
sensitive microphone.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Yeah, I know. All right, Well, Amy, you hold on, Jack,
you can get your stuff all right, bab okay, thank
you for playing man Christmas to you? Alrighty?
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Then good morning? How to make shows on the radio?
All right, good We'll break up this good stuff with
our special John Boy Chronic Glare and Coasis TV Christmas
Special Garret.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
I was gonna ask you to do it, but I'll
go ahead and do it one more time.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
And then the lines of losing more cuts Gary's performing
live and you can get them from Gary Hoy the
best of Ho ho Hoy is Christmas Eve.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
This awesome stuff. Y'all ain't gonna be right back? Good morning?
(26:28):
The big show is on the radio. Huilld up more,
Gary Holy Live When.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
A big show studio getting into Christmas spirit is last
full week before Christmas.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
First a replay or something stupid from us, and we're
just the guys to do it.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
Getting ready for Christmas like you've never heard it before.
It's John Boys chronic lyricosist Christmas special hark, the Hairy
Angels singing.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
You better wash uh you better not right, better not file.
I'm telling your wife, signs up.
Speaker 19 (26:57):
Claus is calling to town. It's bacon and lips, chicken
and Rice. Come to find out he's nnty. All right,
Santa Claus is going to town.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
It's these two when you're sleeping and those when you're alway.
Speaker 19 (27:22):
He knows if you're in bed for good, So be
good for good, Miss Blake.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Yeah, everybody.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Second favorite Jolly Old Elf brings you a buttload of
holiday cheer. Police knuck me down, your favorite holiday classics.
Police snack me down as only John Boy would do.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
The police knock me down, So get up. I'm going
to leave Sweethearts.
Speaker 20 (27:46):
Whenever I'm gonna left Doro a merry Christmas. I'm gonna
left through a merry Christmas. I'm gonna left Doro a
merry Christmas from Nevada.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
On my part, he may not quite know the words,
but he's definitely got the Christmas spirit.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Mule Tie never sounded like this.
Speaker 18 (28:10):
Dag calls with balls and Harley's falling on a log
and Underdog Tasias into Big Trolley's falling on a log
and Underdog Don Rinaldo's barrel loaded Doll.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Roll the ancient lowside.
Speaker 5 (28:33):
Barrel log.
Speaker 11 (28:45):
No No.
Speaker 4 (28:49):
No World, Barney's log.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
Es n don't miss John Boys Chronically Ricosis Christmas Special.
Speaker 17 (29:03):
We went through a Merry Christmas. We went through a
merry Chris must We went through a merry Christmas, and
I had me two beers. We went through a merry Christmas.
We went through a merry Christmas. We went through a
merry Christmas.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
And I had made two beers. Good tidy, Sweet dreams
to you and your kid. Get tidy for Christmas if
you having two beers.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Park the Hairy Angel Sink Christmas Eve at eight on
the only networked this desperate for programming, Fox Family Channel Morning.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
A Big Show is on the radio.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Jamovin and a Gangary Holy Live at a.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Big Show studio.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Mama Baby Doll, her little daughter Baby Doll in the
studio to watch your gear. Yeah how come, baby dolls,
just don't want to come in here, and just we'll
just watch lean.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
I got that suck. We had that baby doll one time.
Of course it was a cabbage patch kids. I might
have left here. That's that's neat.
Speaker 11 (30:24):
Merry Christmas to y'all.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Hey, sweet, you are so cute. I was talking to
your mom, all right. So what we want to hear
next was little Carol of the bells awesome.
Speaker 9 (30:39):
This is one of the bonus tracks.
Speaker 16 (30:40):
I actually recorded like twenty five guitars to create this,
but I only brought one today.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Really, maybe you can back me up, should you?
Speaker 9 (30:48):
Carol the bell shooting? Here we go, strike up the band.
Speaker 11 (32:21):
Lay, I mean, what's awesome?
Speaker 18 (33:42):
Man?
Speaker 2 (33:42):
That is take you man, that's awesome.
Speaker 9 (33:45):
You played that well and you make it look that
easy wides all over there.
Speaker 16 (33:50):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 17 (33:51):
Man.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
You have to practice, Randy, that's the difference. I missed
a lot of parties growing up.
Speaker 16 (33:57):
I lost a lot of girlfriends, you know, and uh,
and now you know, it's just it's just you gotta
you gotta lock yourself away at some point. If you
want to get good at it, you gotta spend like
ten hours a day, sitting there.
Speaker 9 (34:07):
You like Johnny, your music comes first.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
Sure he put the funk back in dysfunctional.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
All right, Well to uh in things out. We got
to several versions of the Grinch. We won't Gary do
his version.
Speaker 9 (34:24):
Of who do my Me?
Speaker 16 (34:25):
And mister Grinch? Yeah, well I'm gonna change it to
your me one John boyn Billy.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Okay, here we go, lady.
Speaker 6 (35:43):
Lady, let me see your hands. Yeah, I'm a John Morley, got.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
A monster gone.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
That's awesome, unbelievable. Ed Giry, I know you do a
lot of radio shows, a lot of times. You do
it from your studio in La Revia satellite to a
bunch of the same time. I really appreciate you coming
into your person with us.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Man.
Speaker 16 (37:42):
I'd love to see you guys always and it's a
pleasure and I want to definitely wish you guys a
safe in holiday, great holiday season.
Speaker 11 (37:48):
Man.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Thank you absolutely, buddy, look forward to seeing your Christmas time.
Speaker 16 (37:51):
And the true reason why he had to come in
is because his technology is higher than ours, so we
were incompatible.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
We didn't have anything we could hook up to it,
and we kept.
Speaker 9 (37:59):
Trying to you trying to sit screw it. I'll just
fly out.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
I'm just gonna show up now.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
We all will tell you all the Gary stuff you got,
Animal Instinct, The Endless Summer two Gary Hoy Ho Ho Hoy,
bug Alley Ho Ho Hoy two Hogus Pogas Live Ho
Ho Holy three Money and the best of Ho Ho Hoy.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
It just came out this year. And you look at
all those at surf dog dot com. Right God, blessed Heank,
thank you Gary, thank you very much, blessed well a
right man. Awesome, awesome stuff, Mary Kris.
Speaker 3 (38:29):
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If you missed any of the Big Show this morning,
you hear it all The John Boy Billy Late Risers
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Speaker 2 (38:58):
See you tomorrow, We love you.
Speaker 6 (39:00):
Wait minute
Good morning to make show is on the radio coming up.
The easiest way for you to join the winners on
the current events quiz. I don't remember if it was
around this time that we were talking about it. Got
a letter from Keith King talking about his Uh told
his mailman wasn't picking up his h his mail. He said,
we'll put it closer to the front of the box,
and uh, what might be a cat in there? And
(00:44):
uh and then and I was wondering, I said, have
you seen some of the mailman cars? Some of them
like they have, you know, jeeps and US post Office,
But a lot of them like they have like like
seventy two pintos.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
And they're all ragged out with a yellow light on
top of it. Right, Yeah, tell me about that.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Well, anyway, he got some mail on that, Jamy Billy,
I heard you talking about Keith King and his mail man.
I wanted to give you the heads up on that.
I've been a mail man for twenty two years. He
ratty cars are, like Randy said, owned by the carrier.
But we are not contract carriers. We are rule carriers.
We are postal employees, but are paid a certain allowance
each day to drive her own cars. We would love
for the post Office to furnish us cars, but it
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is in their best interest not to have to maintain vehicles. So,
like Randy said, We're not gonna ruin a twenty five
thousand dollars car by stopping and starting seven hundred times
a day. Now about Keith King's mail man not getting
to the back of the box he rual mail man.
Usually a mail woman is in his a hurt car
with mail in his lap, box holders all around him,
with his left leg and left arm stretched over to
reach the gas and the steering wheel. He needs to
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be fifteen inches away from the box in order for
the box lid to open properly. If the letters in
a big box, it is at least three feet away.
He literally has to move his mail, put it in park,
lean half his body out of the window, grab the mail,
climb back in, put up the lid, redo the mail,
redo box holders, put it in drive, go a few
feet and do it again eight hundred times a day.
Need easy access to that mail. I'm not complaining, just explaining.
(02:03):
Love the show. I never miss it. You guys are right,
never never tick off your mailman. But if I was
mister King's mail man. He would automatically have a social agenda.
He would meet all his neighbors while picking up his
mail up at their houses. Haha, love you mean it,
Tim Brooks vis I've been hit by a train, passed
out and drove through a corn field and today I'm
driving in eight inches of snow.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
It ain't all glamoured. And I got this.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
In my mailbox at home, a handwritten note. Feel free
to tell Randy that we are not contracted out by
the post office. We are full fledged postal carriers, just
a different kind rule carriers. We simply are not that
well known because we are not required to wear uniforms.
Therefore we are not in the public eye. In fact,
I'm pretty sure that there are more rural carriers than
city carriers, the ones with uniforms and official vehicles. We
(02:48):
do the same job, just differently technically, though our vehicles
are contracted out, but not the actual people. We are
postal employees, and yes, don't tick us off.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
So they're undercover.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Planko. F free to call if you want. I love
to talk to jackie' twins.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I mean Jackie, that's Jeff Well carrier, all right, So
I clear that up rerual mail Carrie the heart of
the postal office using their own cars.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
And they're grateful.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Okay, thank y'all posting employees all over the country for
the wonderful work that you're doing. All right, Dan, headed
toward that courn events Quiz y'all hang on, Good morning
and the big show is on the radio coming up
theseiest way for you to join the winners on the
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current events.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Quiz badle, what are we dealing with?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
We've got an update on rappers, Snoop dog what those
snoop Doggie dog sniffing around? Now, I'm gonna give you
all the full one one alright, Dan, one ain't other
big show caller nine you play with us next.
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twenty five out of an hour. Are you ready girl?
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Ready?
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Shit?
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Well this time.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
Man quiz Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Hello, that's Bill from Chattanooga, Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Yes, it is all right, good, everything's going fine, just
like we planned at Bill, How are you this morning?
Speaker 7 (04:40):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (04:40):
I'm real good. I've been trying to get into your
show for ten years.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Ten years.
Speaker 8 (04:45):
Yeah, man, I just can't never get that doll tone
to disappear.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
You know, man, here you are right now. You can't
get the dial tone to disappear. Are you dialing the numbers?
Speaker 8 (04:54):
Oh yeah, I'm talking about busy.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I'm a busy signal.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Ah, yes, a short burst of dial tones?
Speaker 9 (05:01):
You got that's your fault.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Well here you are, Bill, don't blow it, all right, yes, sir, alright?
Speaker 10 (05:09):
Go.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Billy Bell Rapper Snoop Dogg has a new hobby. He's
the offensive coach for the Chino Hills Bulldogs, a pee
wee football team in California.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Now.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Having a gangster rapper as a coach has been a
controversial move for the team because a his image isn't
exactly family friendly. B The games are attracting unsavory thugs
from the nearby hood. Or see the team's big news
seeker play. Take the snap, drop back in the pocket,
hand off to the left, pop a cap in the defense.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
All right, Bill, this is it what you've been waiting
for for ten years.
Speaker 8 (05:48):
It's a tough decision, but I believe I'm gonna have
to take.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
C that's it, dog.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Bill, doggy dog.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Buddy, will you hang around on Jack, We'll get all
your pertinent information We'll get this to you. Okay, okay,
this makes you on the radio John Bop Ben and
Tanler Fellers ran to Jackie and you listening?
Speaker 7 (06:13):
Hi, how you are listening to toe of the funniest
guys on the radio. And my fraternity brothers at the
Raccoon Lodge, John Boy and Philly on the Big Show?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Are they funny?
Speaker 11 (06:26):
Are they funny? Oh?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Hello, good morning? The Big Show is on the radio.
(07:10):
Musical stylings of Gary Howay right there in the background.
We're gonna turn him loose live here in his final
hours today's broadcast. I'm gonna play three Christmas songs. I'm
gonna bring the trumpet back out. I think that Will
Gary could have come to meet better on the trumpet
than the French horn.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Gary Plant really loud. They got the.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Copy of Gary Hoy cd ho Ho hoy. We'll get
him to a houtograph that thing for you, all right,
I mean really loud? Hey, Yeah, one of those hampifires
and goes to eleven.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Okay, you chip monks, are you ready to sing?
Speaker 5 (07:43):
Simon fid Or you bought Alvin Alvin album.
Speaker 10 (07:50):
Nasty of Best by Christmas Bash watch the bust get
good and smashed dry Marty with the twist grawl the
(08:15):
new race we game stand face dear chrismask all.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
That was great, Simon, thank you very much. Hey, care
for another cocktail? Don't mind if I do nice singing
theod or thanks goody? Are you trying to cram it? Alvin?
Speaker 3 (08:39):
I think you've had enough to drink Alvin, albn on Alvin,
not enough punch bowl?
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Oh wow, that's excessive.
Speaker 10 (08:47):
Want a trash out and let's get us over with
gamemishless day springs, Trami.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Games wee Jack.
Speaker 12 (09:04):
Christlascows Chrisslascow.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Comine, dude, I tell Nick coms squirrels.
Speaker 10 (09:20):
Yeah, I can use a little tail any slow this way.
You're an animal, you know that.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Good morning? The big shows on the radio coming up
on some good music.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
I want to start with this. In other words, in
the mean time, Christmas song especially for my friends and family.
Coworking's all right, settle back, just enjoy this.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Chip. Mags roasting on an open farm.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
Thank you, Jed frogs ripping, have your clothes, Old time
Cara being stung by a tar and folks messed up
by Eskimo.
Speaker 13 (10:40):
Have everybody z Turkey has a messy toes, helps to
make the cheese.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
And rice Joinese tots.
Speaker 10 (11:00):
On the gold.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
We'll find it hard to cheat tonight because they know
that side.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Tie's gonna change.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
He's loaded lots of poison goodies on his train.
Speaker 14 (11:23):
And every mother smiled in Johnny's eyes to see a great, big,
really no tieling guy. And so I'm ordering this simple
thing to kiss someone who might be you. Aloha, they say,
(11:55):
then they try any way.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Mary Fir smiles you too. Mike Brady on the pianto, Mike, mister,
(12:19):
my brayfriend.
Speaker 15 (12:33):
And s.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Simple ways everybody to kiss someone might be you.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Hello, how they said, they're they're tried. Then they want
see Christmas.
Speaker 15 (12:59):
Ray you.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Oh my glasses, they shared, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
The Big Show's on the radio. Yeah, it's gonna get
in this fine hour and turn Gary Hoy loose. He's
got his best of ho ho hoy c D. So
we're gonna tear up some Christmas songs.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
That reminds me.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
I'll be playing three Christmas songs of course on our contest.
We get geared to back me up on these cents.
Speaker 9 (13:33):
We're also gonna stink.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
I'm so Luckily y'all don't go nowhere.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Good morning, the big show is on the radio and
our special guess no, it's Christmas time when Gary ho
ho ho.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
It makes a scene. Very good to see you, buddy.
Speaker 9 (14:20):
Hey ho ho ho.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
How you guys doing. You're doing good man, Great to
see you.
Speaker 9 (14:23):
Thanks for having me back.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Absolutely, buddy. Every thing going all right in Las your studio,
you doing your music.
Speaker 16 (14:30):
Absolutely, Everything's been going real well out there. I just
finished scoring a little motocross movie for No Fear, which
was a lot of fun, a lot of crazy guys
jumping on bikes and flying through the air, and I
like this, When will that come out? It's gonna be
out around Christmas time. It's called the Great Outdoors like
this Christmas. Yeah, it'll be all Christmas, you know, And
it's going to DVD. I mean, it's a motocross movie,
so it's you know, they have like a little premiere,
(14:52):
you know, and everyone could go to the theater and
see it. But then it's you know, it's gonna be
right in DVD by Christmas.
Speaker 17 (14:57):
Right.
Speaker 9 (14:57):
I hate to point this out to you, but this
is Christma, you know.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Well.
Speaker 16 (15:01):
I've been on the road for three weeks again, and
it feels like it just feels like one long long mind.
Speaker 9 (15:06):
No, you have a Christmas album, you know I do.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
I do have a Christmas album. Thank you for reminding me. Man.
Speaker 16 (15:12):
It is the best of ho ho ho, and it
is in all the stores and uh it is on
I think if anyone wants to go to surf dog
dot com if they can get it online, if they
can't find it as well.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Surf don't be apologetic. Encourage people Garyhoy dot com as well,
and it keeps you.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Yeah, you can get free free guitar lessons at Garyhoy
dot com.
Speaker 9 (15:29):
It's a great website.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Thank you, thank you very much. Oh yeah, I stay involved.
I try to met you new roadie Maga. I'm yours
like Maggie. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
When it's always great White Simpson racing shoes, Yeah, exactly exactly.
Speaker 16 (15:43):
He's got a nice racing shoes. And he's he's the
only guy I know that has a Santa hat with
a ball cap underneath it. So he's got the bill
coming out with the Santa has.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
It's a good co stuff. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Well wait, headed for I ruined some Christmas songs, but
I will have Gary's help but maybe maybe that won't
be so bad. They might be easier for you to
identified today.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
You remember the Endless Summer, this is the Endless Winter.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
But how about playing one for us right off the
Bad Man?
Speaker 16 (16:08):
I would love that. How about the new best of?
I put some bonus track, so this is one of them.
What about Santa Claus is coming to town? All right,
here we go, Let's roll up.
Speaker 17 (17:07):
Everything very.
Speaker 15 (17:54):
Like that.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Oh yeah, it ruin you abe, Hang on man, we
just getting going. Nobody had me my dropping no a, y'all.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Let jump on in here, John Boynbill in the Gang,
Gary Hoy live in a big show studio.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Here's the price package we're playing for right now, cup.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
A Gary Hoy CD ho Ho Hoy available at surfdog
dot com and record stores everywhere. All right, all right now, Garrett,
I'm gonna go and play them now so the listeners
can have a little legs up and maybe you know
when I'm playing before instead of just playing them for
the people right on the phone.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
It seems to help. In other words, it's not as
easy as it sounds like.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
It's gonna be okay, And so I'll playing there if
you figure out what I'm playing maybe jump in behind
me there, okay, and this will help some people out.
All right, let's see that my plan?
Speaker 2 (19:00):
All right? Oh man, look my little things stuck. Okay,
I got.
Speaker 9 (19:06):
Okay, okay, okay, I like that. Just anytime you want
to jump.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
In figure it out and it's impossible to screw it up.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
You're trying to grab you keep. Yeah, alright, okay, I'm
trying to.
Speaker 11 (19:44):
That's good, dude.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
I know that song. Alright, that's the first all right,
Now here's the second one.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
I know that one, something like that. Yeah, you're hung
for the key, he's hut for the notes.
Speaker 9 (20:12):
It's working on.
Speaker 15 (20:14):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
I love it, and I know that one.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Yeah, I told you all still it's all I needed
was a good backup fan.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Awesome.
Speaker 9 (20:46):
That was awesome.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
All right.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
I know we're going to get a winter right off here,
so let's open him up one eight hundred big show.
We'll start were calling on, go do we get a
winner right now? Be happy to play him again for you.
I'll good morning, A big show is on.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
The radio, all right, Yeah, trying to name my Christmas songs.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
I got one of the best in the business on
guitar with me today. That should make things easier, mister Garry.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Hoy, may we say Helena.
Speaker 5 (21:42):
And he's.
Speaker 11 (21:47):
Oh he say okay myself.
Speaker 9 (21:49):
Mes me go, lady.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
That's made our first contestant caller. I'm David, out of
action in Mississippi.
Speaker 6 (22:01):
Good morning, David, Good morning, John boy.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Many Christmas to your buddy. How's everything.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
All right?
Speaker 8 (22:08):
Oh?
Speaker 15 (22:09):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (22:09):
No, you keep it up now? You all right? David?
Do you need to hear him again, buddy? Or you
think you got him?
Speaker 18 (22:14):
Well?
Speaker 6 (22:15):
I got the first one. It's jingle bell rock.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
The second one I need.
Speaker 6 (22:19):
To hear again.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Did you know it by mayor? Gary planning it?
Speaker 4 (22:26):
I know it about you, honestly.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Horah, Hey, good work man. All right, so here's the
second one.
Speaker 9 (22:47):
Listen to him trying to find the right game. I mean,
John Boy, not here, No, that's me you got.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
I am not getting any help here at all, am I.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Oh man, okay, wait, let me let me try this
for maybe a.
Speaker 8 (23:07):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Smoking does that help.
Speaker 6 (23:13):
A little bit?
Speaker 11 (23:14):
Unbelievable?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Dang it, I can't remember the name.
Speaker 9 (23:18):
Oh singing, just singing?
Speaker 6 (23:21):
Oh you're asking there?
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Oh, bless his heart.
Speaker 6 (23:27):
I know every one too.
Speaker 15 (23:28):
Is Charlie Brown Christmas song.
Speaker 11 (23:30):
That was old.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Lock Man as I David good job, no body.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Yeah, two out of three. You've been in Hall of Fame.
She's playing baseball. Let's go to Amy out of Kingsport, Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Good morning, Amy, Hey, giving you have any good day?
But he don't deserve it, you do, Amy, I'm crazy?
Name a mouth?
Speaker 5 (23:56):
Baby?
Speaker 6 (23:57):
What you got bear?
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Of course?
Speaker 5 (23:59):
You what? What?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
What was the very first one?
Speaker 15 (24:04):
It was it jingle bell? He said, jingle bell rock?
Speaker 9 (24:07):
I need one?
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Oh yeah, you got a big one.
Speaker 15 (24:11):
Oh now you bet you didn't.
Speaker 18 (24:17):
Rock?
Speaker 2 (24:18):
So what is your guess?
Speaker 15 (24:21):
Okay, all right, good god rest you merry gentlemen. Good rest,
God rest you merry gentlemen.
Speaker 5 (24:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Yes, it was kind of medley of all of those.
And then for the.
Speaker 15 (24:38):
Wind Charlie Brown peanut piano.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Yes, and it was Shrudder on the piano. Schultz is
a guy that drew the comics.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Zeroes. Yeah, man, yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
But guess by the way, I played that with like
about seven times in a row. So that's that's why
they're kind of catching on to my Charlie Brown, No,
don't do that.
Speaker 15 (25:02):
I still can't get the name right after Hey.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Well he can't get the tune right, so y'all read it?
Speaker 2 (25:07):
What is the official name of that? Gary? It's called
is actually the Peanuts theme?
Speaker 9 (25:13):
A great version of that. Are you prepared to play
that one?
Speaker 2 (25:16):
We do have it with us, absolutely so, and I
won't play along with it any time. Ray, You're welcome to.
Speaker 9 (25:22):
You welcome to.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
We'll give you a solo now, Johnny, that's a real
sensitive microphone.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Yeah, I know. All right, Well, Amy, you hold on, Jack,
you can get your stuff all right, bab okay, thank
you for playing man Christmas to you? Alrighty?
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Then good morning? How to make shows on the radio?
All right, good We'll break up this good stuff with
our special John Boy Chronic Glare and Coasis TV Christmas
Special Garret.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
I was gonna ask you to do it, but I'll
go ahead and do it one more time.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
And then the lines of losing more cuts Gary's performing
live and you can get them from Gary Hoy the
best of Ho ho Hoy is Christmas Eve.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
This awesome stuff. Y'all ain't gonna be right back? Good morning?
(26:28):
The big show is on the radio. Huilld up more,
Gary Holy Live When.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
A big show studio getting into Christmas spirit is last
full week before Christmas.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
First a replay or something stupid from us, and we're
just the guys to do it.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
Getting ready for Christmas like you've never heard it before.
It's John Boys chronic lyricosist Christmas special hark, the Hairy
Angels singing.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
You better wash uh you better not right, better not file.
I'm telling your wife, signs up.
Speaker 19 (26:57):
Claus is calling to town. It's bacon and lips, chicken
and Rice. Come to find out he's nnty. All right,
Santa Claus is going to town.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
It's these two when you're sleeping and those when you're alway.
Speaker 19 (27:22):
He knows if you're in bed for good, So be
good for good, Miss Blake.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Yeah, everybody.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Second favorite Jolly Old Elf brings you a buttload of
holiday cheer. Police knuck me down, your favorite holiday classics.
Police snack me down as only John Boy would do.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
The police knock me down, So get up. I'm going
to leave Sweethearts.
Speaker 20 (27:46):
Whenever I'm gonna left Doro a merry Christmas. I'm gonna
left through a merry Christmas. I'm gonna left Doro a
merry Christmas from Nevada.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
On my part, he may not quite know the words,
but he's definitely got the Christmas spirit.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Mule Tie never sounded like this.
Speaker 18 (28:10):
Dag calls with balls and Harley's falling on a log
and Underdog Tasias into Big Trolley's falling on a log
and Underdog Don Rinaldo's barrel loaded Doll.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Roll the ancient lowside.
Speaker 5 (28:33):
Barrel log.
Speaker 11 (28:45):
No No.
Speaker 4 (28:49):
No World, Barney's log.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
Es n don't miss John Boys Chronically Ricosis Christmas Special.
Speaker 17 (29:03):
We went through a Merry Christmas. We went through a
merry Chris must We went through a merry Christmas, and
I had me two beers. We went through a merry Christmas.
We went through a merry Christmas. We went through a
merry Christmas.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
And I had made two beers. Good tidy, Sweet dreams
to you and your kid. Get tidy for Christmas if
you having two beers.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Park the Hairy Angel Sink Christmas Eve at eight on
the only networked this desperate for programming, Fox Family Channel Morning.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
A Big Show is on the radio.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Jamovin and a Gangary Holy Live at a.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Big Show studio.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Mama Baby Doll, her little daughter Baby Doll in the
studio to watch your gear. Yeah how come, baby dolls,
just don't want to come in here, and just we'll
just watch lean.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
I got that suck. We had that baby doll one time.
Of course it was a cabbage patch kids. I might
have left here. That's that's neat.
Speaker 11 (30:24):
Merry Christmas to y'all.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Hey, sweet, you are so cute. I was talking to
your mom, all right. So what we want to hear
next was little Carol of the bells awesome.
Speaker 9 (30:39):
This is one of the bonus tracks.
Speaker 16 (30:40):
I actually recorded like twenty five guitars to create this,
but I only brought one today.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Really, maybe you can back me up, should you?
Speaker 9 (30:48):
Carol the bell shooting? Here we go, strike up the band.
Speaker 11 (32:21):
Lay, I mean, what's awesome?
Speaker 18 (33:42):
Man?
Speaker 2 (33:42):
That is take you man, that's awesome.
Speaker 9 (33:45):
You played that well and you make it look that
easy wides all over there.
Speaker 16 (33:50):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 17 (33:51):
Man.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
You have to practice, Randy, that's the difference. I missed
a lot of parties growing up.
Speaker 16 (33:57):
I lost a lot of girlfriends, you know, and uh,
and now you know, it's just it's just you gotta
you gotta lock yourself away at some point. If you
want to get good at it, you gotta spend like
ten hours a day, sitting there.
Speaker 9 (34:07):
You like Johnny, your music comes first.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
Sure he put the funk back in dysfunctional.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
All right, Well to uh in things out. We got
to several versions of the Grinch. We won't Gary do
his version.
Speaker 9 (34:24):
Of who do my Me?
Speaker 16 (34:25):
And mister Grinch? Yeah, well I'm gonna change it to
your me one John boyn Billy.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Okay, here we go, lady.
Speaker 6 (35:43):
Lady, let me see your hands. Yeah, I'm a John Morley, got.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
A monster gone.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
That's awesome, unbelievable. Ed Giry, I know you do a
lot of radio shows, a lot of times. You do
it from your studio in La Revia satellite to a
bunch of the same time. I really appreciate you coming
into your person with us.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Man.
Speaker 16 (37:42):
I'd love to see you guys always and it's a
pleasure and I want to definitely wish you guys a
safe in holiday, great holiday season.
Speaker 11 (37:48):
Man.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Thank you absolutely, buddy, look forward to seeing your Christmas time.
Speaker 16 (37:51):
And the true reason why he had to come in
is because his technology is higher than ours, so we
were incompatible.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
We didn't have anything we could hook up to it,
and we kept.
Speaker 9 (37:59):
Trying to you trying to sit screw it. I'll just
fly out.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
I'm just gonna show up now.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
We all will tell you all the Gary stuff you got,
Animal Instinct, The Endless Summer two Gary Hoy Ho Ho Hoy,
bug Alley Ho Ho Hoy two Hogus Pogas Live Ho
Ho Holy three Money and the best of Ho Ho Hoy.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
It just came out this year. And you look at
all those at surf dog dot com. Right God, blessed Heank,
thank you Gary, thank you very much, blessed well a
right man. Awesome, awesome stuff, Mary Kris.
Speaker 3 (38:29):
Big Box this year all your favorites from four decades
of The Big Show ninety nine since each fifteen for
nine ninety nine. Buy them month, play them anywhere. You
can shop the Big Box online right now at the
Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Order Big Show Stuff by phone.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
The number is eight hundred and four to seven one
Stuff Online Services by Anime dot com.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
If you missed any of the Big Show this morning,
you hear it all The John Boy Billy Late Risers
podcast up next. Wherever you get your podcast, make it easy.
Subscribe to us with a free I Heart Radio app.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
See you tomorrow, We love you.
Speaker 6 (39:00):
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