December 26, 2024 • 33 mins
Thursday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Marvin Webster ponders America’s obesity problems.. - We’ll tell the story of the first Disc Jockey in history.. - John Boy takes a pause to give some recognition to Randy.. - Murray tries to dodge our call - again.. - We get a letter filled with the writer’s memories of high school with John Boy and Billy - only problem is, he’s got the wrong guys.. - Novelty musician, Ray Stevens joins us in the studio…
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Good morning. You got the Big Joe on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
More chances for the wind coming up after your news
weathers Mart.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Yeah, this is your old pals.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
You stayed La Black when I'm not mooching some of
that fine Jacques Danielle Whiskey and I play the right
fine gumbo off my best friend Woodrow Woodrow and that
sassy sack of wife and his on Lizbeth. I'm listening
to those tool wacky Cajun John Boy and Philly right
there on that there.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Big shoe Woe.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
There's funny I Guary on Pete.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Hey, Hey, the Big Show is on the radio, and
my new Year's resolution is alive.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
No thanks to Bradshaw.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I'm just getting a lot of thanks to the American hero,
the already inviighter, the urban legend, Brad Bradshaw.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
That's all right.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
He's just got a.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Little thumbnail kind of torn off his fingernail. His thumb
is halfway torn off.
Speaker 6 (01:34):
You know, did you ever watch w K RP And
do you ever notice how less nessman had a bandage
on his body somewhere every time you saw him in
a shot. It was a running gags the same idea here,
you know, less nessman, Brad Bradshaw well and last week
left Bradshaw this latest injury carrying food out from the rose.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Fucking you im Yeah, I hope you, Paul, hope you fall.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
That was him telling me that, of course I gracefully
with my food in hand. Keys opening a car door,
slide in home, feed the family, Thank you. Bradshaw slides down.
The tire catches him in his crotch. That's the only
thing keep him from sliding down the parking lot.
Speaker 7 (02:21):
They got fire. He could have gone the big, the big,
choking off something. Don't expect him to give you high.
Speaker 6 (02:37):
You don't want that now the hero business. We both
end up in the hospital.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Oh man, unbelievable it is and funny for us.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Bradshaw hugging on Summer Jack of.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
The Girls Stone, huh no, please, you're just gonna get
him all confused to run into a wall, be coming
in with a net.
Speaker 6 (02:54):
Bread shirt, just rubbing his boo boo.
Speaker 8 (03:01):
Here, not his bobo his boot.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
So anyway, that visual just knocked whatever I was talking
about right out of my head. Yeah, I just said,
all right, so good. And also Ray Stevens is going
to be in the studio man. Wait, this is the
making of a record right here. All right, well cool,
we got.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
A lot to do this morning.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
We're gonna do it all.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
We'll give you legs up for outbursts, your first chance
to join the winners in minutes. Good morning, the big
show is on the radio. It is Thursday morning.
Speaker 9 (03:33):
This is my favorite favorite day of the year.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
From mat in history.
Speaker 9 (03:36):
What you read the first fact, you'll see what Alright,
let's go. Here's your because every year it's a different story.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Go ahead, here's your leg up. Four the categories we'll
be using for outburst here in just a second American
Revolutionary War Hey, I know, American Revolutionary War hero Ethan
Allen would have been two hundred and sixty four years
old today. Ethan leenty from Green Mountain Boys to fight
(04:01):
off invading New Yorkers. On his deathbed, he was told
the angels in heaven were waiting for him, to which
Allen replied, waiting, How they waiting? How they well damn them?
Let them wait. He died February twelve, seventeen eighty.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Gounda mouthy for a guy that was getting ahead and
meet the angels, got a mouthing.
Speaker 10 (04:22):
Said Bratcha just said, getting got hard up for things
to talk about anything.
Speaker 11 (04:26):
Go way.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Wait, well there's a connection though, hold on, hold on
a second.
Speaker 9 (04:32):
You know, from one American hero to another place. Oh
that's a good point.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
You know how those American heroes are. They're always trying
to out.
Speaker 9 (04:39):
There be a hero.
Speaker 11 (04:40):
I know was problem?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Say, Ethan Allen is my ancestor.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Oh h yeah, Ethan Allen, the Allen's John Allen came
over from England.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
I was on my mama's side, and.
Speaker 9 (04:52):
See what sprung from his loins.
Speaker 8 (04:54):
Well that isn't Johnny nothing.
Speaker 6 (04:57):
The real problem is that an Ethan Allen loves he
He killed Bradshaw's.
Speaker 8 (05:01):
Parents and he hasn't never gotten deal for it.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Old man, Well they were as big as he was,
you know, Collad, so they couldn't find him exactly.
Speaker 12 (05:08):
Holy man, You think Ethan Allen went around to his
buddies going, there's no you with Alan.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Now we had to get ez if I'll get a
little blood to have this perfect blood match right now,
good breeding.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yeah, he rose.
Speaker 8 (05:25):
In my lineage and you got that damn them. Let
them wait thing down pretty good too, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Exactly every morment when long ago yeah, waiting there exactly perfect,
all right. Also in eighteen, I mean nineteen eighty one,
the Alabama Supreme Court voiage the law barring obscene language
in the presence of a woman, Well right, because the
woman out in Alabama in this state in eighty one,
(05:50):
a little bulk. And on this date, in nineteen eighty two,
actor Paul Lynn died. Pretty tough to name something he
acted in, but here you goes. He was the Red
Buttons shows, Mister Standish and Stanley's Horace Finton, He was
Bewitched Uncle Arthur, and he briefly had his own TV show. However,
he's best known for being the Hollywood Square Center Square.
Speaker 13 (06:13):
Remember that movie The Villain with Arnold Schwartz Nigger as
the sheriff and Kirk Douglas the villain and Paul nn
was the Indian chief. That was great, you know. So
that Moe was like like a roadrunner carton.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
It was.
Speaker 9 (06:28):
It was his.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Yeah, I'd like to read is it a comedy? Was
it supposed to be a comedy?
Speaker 4 (06:33):
You think Arnold Schwartznigger is the sheriff in the Old West? Oh?
Speaker 6 (06:39):
Yeah, Paul end as an Indian chief?
Speaker 14 (06:42):
You think it was a comedy.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
You think he's thinking. All right, anyway, y'all.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
There she legs up. If you want to play, give
us a call, would you?
Speaker 15 (06:52):
One?
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Eight hundred big show was your toe free line across America.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
We called her nine. We'll play with you next on
(07:19):
the show us on the radio movie around the bottom
of the hour. And right now we didn't tell our
first contest in the morning.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Let's do it.
Speaker 16 (07:30):
Outburst. Let's play upburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Boys and Billy to give your prizes from the
big prize being.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 16 (07:45):
This shoe may be a lot of fuss when you're
playing Outburst, have a hurry up.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
And guest times you have the best time. You have
a big shots.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
I want to make your time with Bill out of
a gun?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Jouy, Hey Bill? How you doing man?
Speaker 16 (08:13):
Oh?
Speaker 17 (08:13):
Pretty good?
Speaker 11 (08:13):
How you doing?
Speaker 14 (08:14):
Are doing good?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Doing good?
Speaker 16 (08:16):
Joe?
Speaker 7 (08:17):
What's up?
Speaker 11 (08:18):
Hey? Hey Bill?
Speaker 8 (08:20):
What's out?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I was fixing tay.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
My throat was a little scratched. I have a little call,
but I don't guess I can see what's just pleasantry.
You really don't care that win?
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Is Bill? Fine? All right?
Speaker 14 (08:31):
Buddy?
Speaker 5 (08:32):
Bun.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
We'll let's jump in here, Bill Shalloway, let's go.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
All right, we'll need in.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Five seconds three figures from American history. Ready to go? Okay,
Judge Washington, uh uh, let's.
Speaker 11 (08:50):
Do good in history.
Speaker 9 (08:51):
All right, you almost said Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Speaker 14 (08:53):
Didn't that's penned McDonald.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
But oh Man and George Washington, Abraham Lincoln Thomas.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
Girl from Baywatch, Allan Allen, Yeah, oh man, let me
see three things that are against the law, was the
next question.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Oh, I bet he's got that.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Yeah, I let that piece of paper in your pocket, the.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Gloves compartment, and then three TV game shows we would have.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Ended it with.
Speaker 11 (09:25):
I think I would have got him.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Yeah, it's all right.
Speaker 11 (09:28):
Bill.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Now you're probably be having figures from American history popping
your head all day there, all day. All right, Bell,
you picked a good game to choke on. We'll make
you happy for we hang up on your first thing
every morning. Go oh yeah, it was mad Bill, you
choke Let's oh nobody make him happy.
Speaker 15 (09:45):
Jacket all right, all right, I tell you still another
prize back for you less than thirty minutes from right now, y'all.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
It's a big show. Oh, letting somebody better tell it
than me.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Tell you man all right time by be the Big
Show that still picking him up?
Speaker 11 (10:04):
You whoa, it's you, Marcel.
Speaker 9 (10:07):
What am I doing well?
Speaker 18 (10:08):
When I'm not hanging up on racing fat boying trying
to cure beds of her terminal blondness, I'm listening to
my two favorite straight white Southern boys, John Boy and
Billie and the Big Show. Oh, Marcel, just stop, No,
I won't tell Randy you said hello.
Speaker 15 (10:58):
This is the award winning job Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one ex sports.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Oh what's up? How y'all doing?
Speaker 16 (11:15):
Man?
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Man?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Everybody in America arguing about something lately?
Speaker 14 (11:18):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 19 (11:18):
White folks and black folks and right wing left wings,
smokers and non smokers. I just like to say, I
think there's one thing that we can all get behind.
America loves to eat. You know, Chinese people might be
better at math and ending people taking over the telephone
helpline business. Mexico got all the bricklaying and drywall and
(11:40):
sold up, But when it comes to eating, America is
still number one. It's the fattest country in the history
of the world. And getting bigger all the time. Don't
believe me, gus shopping clothes twice as big as they
used to be. When I was coming up, a large
was bigger than the fit just about everybody. You couldn't
even find no extra large. Now look at they got
(12:02):
XL two exal even got three XL triple extra Lage.
Used to be the only thing you could buy with
three x's on It was a porno movie. Closed label
got more exes on it than the super Bowl logo.
I've seen the story in the paper the other day
talking about what they call the obesity epidemic, a lot
(12:23):
of it talking about all these fat kids we got
running around nowadays. And I mean we got some young
fat kids too. People that run headstart up in New York,
they said they got sixteen thousand kids signed up and
forty percent of them are overweight, forty percent almost half.
Sounds like these kids already got a headstart on a
(12:43):
twelve piece chicken Magno. And check this out, people that
make car baby seats coming out with all these oversized
models because a quarter of a million babies won't fit
in a regular sized baby seat. What's up with that
two year old baby got to ask so big it
don't sit in the baby seat, passage is ignorant. Got
(13:06):
One company makes a car seat they call the Husky Oi.
It's big bottom of the seat four inches wider than
the regular model and can hold a kid that weighs
up to check this out, weighs up to eighty pounds.
Speaker 14 (13:20):
Eighty pounds?
Speaker 19 (13:22):
Can I just say dang? I ain't exactly know Nicole
Richie myself, but I'm forty four year old too. I
ain't weighed eighty pounds so I was in the fourth grade.
How baby got time eat up? To be that fat
kid must have gone from a binkie straight to sucking
on a mac reel. And if the kid that big hold,
(13:42):
you know mama won't then big old Sureley Hemphal looking
sitting now on Montel with this big old hump kid
talking about well, I got to feed him, don't I?
If Monteil go yeah, but you know you need to
give him time to go to sleep too. Matthew got
some size problems. We big on super side. That's in
biggest size. The one we ain't too hot on is exercise.
(14:05):
It ain't no one everybody running around nowadays saying don't
spank your kid to your old kid. Weighed eighty pounds.
He big enough to whoop daddy. Y'all think you about it.
Speaker 20 (14:16):
Shaun William, Billy Paul Harvey, Good Days, Good morning Radio,
dumb right, good morning, the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
It's all already, go about a corner away for the hour.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Here it is the song from me too, my old
buddy Maria.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
And when I go astray, he's with me all the way.
It's Mario. He's miss understood.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
He's in the way.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
He's Mario.
Speaker 14 (15:22):
But Mario.
Speaker 21 (15:24):
Don't feel good. Boom boo booooo, Myrio, don't be good.
Speaker 16 (15:47):
And when he drives, he swerves, he gets on all
my nerves.
Speaker 14 (15:54):
It's Marios.
Speaker 5 (15:56):
He's miss understood. It's every day with.
Speaker 14 (16:02):
Mario, but Mario, don't be Myrio.
Speaker 17 (16:23):
Doncey, whoa o Mario, Oh Mario only Mario, Oh dear
the key to the GMC.
Speaker 14 (16:45):
Mayo, Oh who Mario? Only Mario of master.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
I tell you everybody's complaining, going on, to worry about things,
to trying out loud.
Speaker 19 (17:08):
It's jobs out there that's a little bit more difficulty.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
What you got to get.
Speaker 14 (17:13):
Please please palm down.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Be a president of the job.
Speaker 18 (17:18):
Don't complain all the time, don't argue, don't don't just
go on and bother clear trying out loud.
Speaker 14 (17:36):
My real don't.
Speaker 5 (17:45):
He ain't no Colonel Comb. This is his only job.
Speaker 7 (17:52):
Smile.
Speaker 5 (17:54):
He's miss understood every day with my Ario.
Speaker 21 (18:03):
But Mario, don't feel.
Speaker 14 (18:19):
Myril. Don't see whoa Mario? O?
Speaker 21 (18:31):
Mario Oly Mario does myself.
Speaker 5 (18:40):
Fool me?
Speaker 14 (18:55):
Please?
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Yeah, bop songs for me to MYO.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
Give you one more time?
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Yeah, Bet, good morning, you got the big show on
the radio. More chances for you to win coming up
after your news weathers barts.
Speaker 11 (19:14):
I stand on the hill, but not for a thrill,
for the breath of a fresh keell. And never mind
the man who contemplates doing away with license plates. He
stands alone anyhow, Bacon the cookies of discontent, by the
heat of the lounder man beat leaving this soul and
(19:39):
then like in Portrago dot dot dot, you know, kind
of host set up leaving his soul, parting the waters
of the medulla. Oblong, go with John Boy and Billy
on the big show. You like that one, John Boy,
(20:30):
good morning, you.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Got a big show the radio coming up in minutes.
John boy, Jemeny will be played, another winner will be made.
We'll tell you about that big old prize package in
just a second.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Boy, get to Jemity. All right, let's look.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
At one of our mentors, Reginald Facinding, history's first disc jockey.
Speaker 9 (20:48):
Of course that's a name.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
It's anonymous with top disc jockeys.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Ever essening Reginald for Sending then would have been one
hundred and thirty eight today.
Speaker 8 (20:58):
I think they called him Reggie with the anet.
Speaker 14 (21:02):
Well.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
He was born in eighteen sixty six in Milton, Quebec.
He moved to America when he turned eighteen to pursue
his dream of science. On Christmas Eve in nineteen oh six,
then forty year old for Sindondon's aimed his efforts to
salute ships at sea by transmitting the world's first public
(21:25):
program of music and voice. To make sure his efforts
got proper coverage from the press, he performed the broadcast
from atop a transmitter tower in bratt Rock, Massachusetts.
Speaker 19 (21:36):
Proodcasting live look at the seven Bloom Torch, brett Rock, Massachusetts.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Well, when he finished the feat, he began climbing down
to the enthusiastic onlookers waiting below.
Speaker 14 (21:50):
I believe I.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
See tomato gentlemen down there waiting for me.
Speaker 14 (21:57):
Look as space idiot.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
You can tell it's him because he's got a propeller
up his debby.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
But just a few rungs down from the top of
the transmitter he got stuck between the towers.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
Upper Cross members and rescuers had to be sent up
to get him.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Fined well the story, the story shout in here, but
instead it gets funny. After more than two hours of trying,
a less desirable rescue plan was settled on Big Redge,
as he was known by then.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Uh was stripped naked and slathered.
Speaker 9 (22:38):
Down with lard.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Who that's my big bag of law, thus allowing him
to slip free and safely climbed down.
Speaker 6 (22:52):
The very first disc jockey was one of those idiot
disjunckeys you hear about.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
I'm going to stay u on this rock until the path.
I don't mean this Spots team, I mean the.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
Panthers, not a stalking the onlookers.
Speaker 11 (23:05):
Glow's points for eating tomato gentlemen.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
He died in January of nineteen thirty two at the
age of sixty two, most likely from embarrassing what's taking
so long.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Don't let space idiot be one of the poor bears.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
I'm dying.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
This is Redfolds in Ridgie the Witches Saign. You know,
good morning.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
A big show is on a radio this Thursday morning,
and it is John boyd Jebarty time. All right, here
you go today's John boy jeopardy question. The King of
hearts is the only king of the deck that has
one of these? What is a court of loser?
Speaker 8 (23:56):
Buddy ves?
Speaker 16 (24:01):
No?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
But yeah, instead to call them out, you know, entourage losers.
Maybe they should be knaves and servicing ups, Prince Mario,
daves and serves and oaths. Oh my, alright, what do
y'all think? One eight hundred Big show is your toll
Freeline across America? Will start with calor nine.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Go do we get a winter? We play next?
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio moving
around toward the bottom of the hour, and that it's.
Speaker 6 (24:47):
Time, Yes, live more across Americas.
Speaker 8 (24:52):
You've been able to put all the floor to the Joppardy.
I know your hosts ain't king him man.
Speaker 6 (25:00):
In other words, he's also surrounded by knaves and oaks
and syrps.
Speaker 14 (25:05):
He's jump more. Yeah, what's up with that.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
It's Kathy out of Charleston, West Virginia. First, Hello, Kathy, Hello,
how are you doing this morning?
Speaker 9 (25:16):
I'm good?
Speaker 4 (25:17):
Are you good?
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Baby?
Speaker 16 (25:18):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Well, Kathy.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
The King of Hearts is the only king in the
deck that has one of these.
Speaker 21 (25:24):
I'm gonna say, a dagger.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
Show us a dagger. Oh no, Kathy, okay, King of
Hearts with a knight to cut it out.
Speaker 13 (25:36):
I guess.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Oh hey, I mean let be the queen of heart,
so we do that. That's right, all right, Kathy, Thanks
for playing baby, Thank you?
Speaker 11 (25:44):
All right.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Then we got Bill out of Stanfield, North Carolina. Hello, Bill, Hey, jumbo,
this morning, doing you buddy?
Speaker 4 (25:51):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (25:53):
He has a sword through his head.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
He has a sore, a sowre.
Speaker 6 (25:57):
Through his head, Not a sowre, a sword, A sword
that's much less disturbing sword, sir, you know that's actually
behind his head, that's not through his head.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
He'll never be able to go through revolving doors.
Speaker 6 (26:12):
Maybe it's one of those comedy swords, like that arrow
that Steve Martin used to work.
Speaker 11 (26:19):
About your money.
Speaker 14 (26:20):
I'm the king of comedy.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
We got Julie out of Augusta, Georgia.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Hello, Julie. Hey, hey, how you doing this morning?
Speaker 19 (26:28):
Pretty good?
Speaker 16 (26:29):
Good?
Speaker 1 (26:29):
So what are you thinking, Julie?
Speaker 16 (26:31):
A shield?
Speaker 5 (26:32):
A shield?
Speaker 18 (26:34):
Sir?
Speaker 17 (26:36):
Time?
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Not a shield? All right there, Julie, how you baby?
Speaker 14 (26:40):
Have a good day.
Speaker 5 (26:41):
It's not about winning.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
It's about fun, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Hans out of Fayetteville, North Carolina's up? Hello, Hans, morning, y'all.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
How you doing today?
Speaker 21 (26:51):
All right? Good?
Speaker 20 (26:52):
Good?
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Oh boy, Hans cozy?
Speaker 4 (26:56):
Why you playing with us here this morning?
Speaker 5 (26:58):
All right?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
So what what are you thinking?
Speaker 21 (27:01):
A beard?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Show us a beard?
Speaker 11 (27:09):
You are the.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Closest that anybody has been though. Hows that make you
feel like a close?
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (27:17):
Just kiss my sister?
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Beg you buddy, good day?
Speaker 16 (27:22):
Alright?
Speaker 4 (27:22):
Then back at you. Alright, let's see what line Jackie
number one?
Speaker 14 (27:27):
Number one?
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Hello Shane out of Monroe, Louisiana. Good morning, Good morning, Shane.
How's a boy this morning?
Speaker 21 (27:33):
Good?
Speaker 1 (27:33):
It's Shan. I'm sorry, that's all right, Jackie. Sorry, I'm sorry, Sean.
Speaker 9 (27:39):
I'm kind of happy he said it.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Bro all right, Sean, Okay, now we got you.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
Buddy.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
What do you think I mustache?
Speaker 4 (27:47):
Show us a mustache? Hearts mustache?
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Yeah, Hans, congratulations, buddy, do you hold him, I mean Hans.
Speaker 5 (28:07):
Hold on, Shane.
Speaker 11 (28:10):
Hn.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
You got the Big Show on the radio. More chance
for you to win coming up after your news, weather
and sports.
Speaker 14 (28:20):
Mama.
Speaker 18 (28:22):
All I wanted to do was have a let us
sandwich on gluten bread, a tall glass of buttermilk, and
crawl under a bearskin rug.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Why do I have to listen to that John.
Speaker 18 (28:33):
Boy person and Billy whoever on that noisy big shoe button.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Mama, Good morning.
Speaker 8 (29:16):
And by that, of course, he means good morning, the
Big Show.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
It's on the radio. Yes, yes it is.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
H Hey, Smarty, Marty, you don't want to have man parties.
Judio here, director of Network Affiliations. I am dying for
you to read this one. Marty tells us we have
a brand new Big Show family member, Jackie.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Could you help me with my coat?
Speaker 14 (29:36):
Please?
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Thank you that your cape produce yourself.
Speaker 9 (29:41):
You can't even take off your own clones.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
It just hangs up in my headphones.
Speaker 8 (29:46):
A few minutes ago, saying I'll look at the clock
in a.
Speaker 9 (29:48):
Few minutes, I looked at the Q sheet. He was
supposed to be looking out the windows right now.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Anyway, Yeah, brand new Big Show family member fun Country
one hundre at f M out of Fremont, Muskegon, Michigan. Muskegan'kegan, Fremont, Muskegan, Michigan.
Speaker 8 (30:08):
All right, now I want to I want to hear
you say the general manager's last name may be.
Speaker 9 (30:12):
Very careful, very careful.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Done, n O O R d y k don Nordy No.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Now going believes in the Big Jordan.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
The rest of the day.
Speaker 9 (30:30):
He has to take his own clothes on.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Thanks very much done.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
My stomping ground man Jeff Killers say well, we're good
because it kind of explained to him the pillars. Because
maybe I'm kind of awful the wrong foot here. I
don't want to for all you folks in the Segan, Michigan.
I grew up in Kalamazoo and lived in Plainwell, which
is just outside of about Seago, not far from Grand
Rapids and and not that far from Miskegan.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
John Boy's a redneck.
Speaker 8 (30:54):
And started back going stupid.
Speaker 10 (30:59):
If you have any questions Miskeigan, Michigan, you can contact
me and I will be glad to he mystified the
creature known as John Bulls.
Speaker 8 (31:06):
Oh, and you'll have plenty questions.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
Let me answer the first one.
Speaker 10 (31:11):
Yes, he's a moron, so I guess not on a
clip about ninety percent of the Yeah, Randy, Randy is
not a little girly man, but he sure plays one
on the radio.
Speaker 4 (31:25):
And Marty is a be cup.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
All right, sea cups, yeah, lars, last last time.
Speaker 4 (31:33):
I remember when I when I went off, I said, wow,
why we had to hire people?
Speaker 9 (31:36):
Don't care who your hairs long? They got big bugs, guys.
I'd like for you to meet Marty.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Oh, Genie, that was a final trick to play on me.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
I run out of wishes.
Speaker 14 (31:50):
And how'd that go?
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Jeff Pillar is the first one to join us. Of course,
me and Billy been together since nineteen eighty eighty one,
and Randy was with us for a while while he
was the he was the chicken and trafficking at our
first radio traffic Chicken.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
They say he still had the chicken head on one.
Je reports sound like, well it looks like.
Speaker 9 (32:12):
Clut put and now I signed that way because it's
up his butt.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
But now let me let me brag on Randy a
little bit before were going to Jeff. Randy is an innovator.
He is a uh what was that word that that.
Speaker 8 (32:26):
The brown Noser.
Speaker 11 (32:27):
He didn't know.
Speaker 5 (32:30):
It pans.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
You know, Randy has like design this John Obilly Radio network,
I mean with helping people know. But his idea basically
is Randy the only one in the country doing this
the way we do it on three separate formats, a
classic rock, country, and oldies. And uh, it's just unbelievable.
I mean, one of the top guys who uh the
company now that owns just you can't remember that the
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company again, it's been about six or seven.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
But but these guys, you know, coming in, this.
Speaker 12 (32:59):
Guy, I mean, he's got to It's the premiere radio network,
the largest they're the single largest syndicator in.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
The world, all those yeah, right, this guy, I mean
saying that about you, who is like arguably the best
in the business and the biggest in the business with
the syndication in the.
Speaker 8 (33:15):
And you should be Johnny was the one they're using brown.
Speaker 12 (33:19):
If everyone would just picture me with my chicken head
under my arm, all I ever needed was a chance,
All
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Right, Well, anyway, welcome musk God editing
Good morning. You got the Big Joe on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
More chances for the wind coming up after your news
weathers Mart.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Yeah, this is your old pals.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
You stayed La Black when I'm not mooching some of
that fine Jacques Danielle Whiskey and I play the right
fine gumbo off my best friend Woodrow Woodrow and that
sassy sack of wife and his on Lizbeth. I'm listening
to those tool wacky Cajun John Boy and Philly right
there on that there.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Big shoe Woe.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
There's funny I Guary on Pete.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Hey, Hey, the Big Show is on the radio, and
my new Year's resolution is alive.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
No thanks to Bradshaw.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I'm just getting a lot of thanks to the American hero,
the already inviighter, the urban legend, Brad Bradshaw.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
That's all right.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
He's just got a.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Little thumbnail kind of torn off his fingernail. His thumb
is halfway torn off.
Speaker 6 (01:34):
You know, did you ever watch w K RP And
do you ever notice how less nessman had a bandage
on his body somewhere every time you saw him in
a shot. It was a running gags the same idea here,
you know, less nessman, Brad Bradshaw well and last week
left Bradshaw this latest injury carrying food out from the rose.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Fucking you im Yeah, I hope you, Paul, hope you fall.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
That was him telling me that, of course I gracefully
with my food in hand. Keys opening a car door,
slide in home, feed the family, Thank you. Bradshaw slides down.
The tire catches him in his crotch. That's the only
thing keep him from sliding down the parking lot.
Speaker 7 (02:21):
They got fire. He could have gone the big, the big,
choking off something. Don't expect him to give you high.
Speaker 6 (02:37):
You don't want that now the hero business. We both
end up in the hospital.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Oh man, unbelievable it is and funny for us.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Bradshaw hugging on Summer Jack of.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
The Girls Stone, huh no, please, you're just gonna get
him all confused to run into a wall, be coming
in with a net.
Speaker 6 (02:54):
Bread shirt, just rubbing his boo boo.
Speaker 8 (03:01):
Here, not his bobo his boot.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
So anyway, that visual just knocked whatever I was talking
about right out of my head. Yeah, I just said,
all right, so good. And also Ray Stevens is going
to be in the studio man. Wait, this is the
making of a record right here. All right, well cool,
we got.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
A lot to do this morning.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
We're gonna do it all.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
We'll give you legs up for outbursts, your first chance
to join the winners in minutes. Good morning, the big
show is on the radio. It is Thursday morning.
Speaker 9 (03:33):
This is my favorite favorite day of the year.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
From mat in history.
Speaker 9 (03:36):
What you read the first fact, you'll see what Alright,
let's go. Here's your because every year it's a different story.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Go ahead, here's your leg up. Four the categories we'll
be using for outburst here in just a second American
Revolutionary War Hey, I know, American Revolutionary War hero Ethan
Allen would have been two hundred and sixty four years
old today. Ethan leenty from Green Mountain Boys to fight
(04:01):
off invading New Yorkers. On his deathbed, he was told
the angels in heaven were waiting for him, to which
Allen replied, waiting, How they waiting? How they well damn them?
Let them wait. He died February twelve, seventeen eighty.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
Gounda mouthy for a guy that was getting ahead and
meet the angels, got a mouthing.
Speaker 10 (04:22):
Said Bratcha just said, getting got hard up for things
to talk about anything.
Speaker 11 (04:26):
Go way.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Wait, well there's a connection though, hold on, hold on
a second.
Speaker 9 (04:32):
You know, from one American hero to another place. Oh
that's a good point.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
You know how those American heroes are. They're always trying
to out.
Speaker 9 (04:39):
There be a hero.
Speaker 11 (04:40):
I know was problem?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Say, Ethan Allen is my ancestor.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Oh h yeah, Ethan Allen, the Allen's John Allen came
over from England.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
I was on my mama's side, and.
Speaker 9 (04:52):
See what sprung from his loins.
Speaker 8 (04:54):
Well that isn't Johnny nothing.
Speaker 6 (04:57):
The real problem is that an Ethan Allen loves he
He killed Bradshaw's.
Speaker 8 (05:01):
Parents and he hasn't never gotten deal for it.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Old man, Well they were as big as he was,
you know, Collad, so they couldn't find him exactly.
Speaker 12 (05:08):
Holy man, You think Ethan Allen went around to his
buddies going, there's no you with Alan.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Now we had to get ez if I'll get a
little blood to have this perfect blood match right now,
good breeding.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yeah, he rose.
Speaker 8 (05:25):
In my lineage and you got that damn them. Let
them wait thing down pretty good too, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Exactly every morment when long ago yeah, waiting there exactly perfect,
all right. Also in eighteen, I mean nineteen eighty one,
the Alabama Supreme Court voiage the law barring obscene language
in the presence of a woman, Well right, because the
woman out in Alabama in this state in eighty one,
(05:50):
a little bulk. And on this date, in nineteen eighty two,
actor Paul Lynn died. Pretty tough to name something he
acted in, but here you goes. He was the Red
Buttons shows, Mister Standish and Stanley's Horace Finton, He was
Bewitched Uncle Arthur, and he briefly had his own TV show. However,
he's best known for being the Hollywood Square Center Square.
Speaker 13 (06:13):
Remember that movie The Villain with Arnold Schwartz Nigger as
the sheriff and Kirk Douglas the villain and Paul nn
was the Indian chief. That was great, you know. So
that Moe was like like a roadrunner carton.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
It was.
Speaker 9 (06:28):
It was his.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Yeah, I'd like to read is it a comedy? Was
it supposed to be a comedy?
Speaker 4 (06:33):
You think Arnold Schwartznigger is the sheriff in the Old West? Oh?
Speaker 6 (06:39):
Yeah, Paul end as an Indian chief?
Speaker 14 (06:42):
You think it was a comedy.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
You think he's thinking. All right, anyway, y'all.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
There she legs up. If you want to play, give
us a call, would you?
Speaker 15 (06:52):
One?
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Eight hundred big show was your toe free line across America.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
We called her nine. We'll play with you next on
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the show us on the radio movie around the bottom
of the hour. And right now we didn't tell our
first contest in the morning.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Let's do it.
Speaker 16 (07:30):
Outburst. Let's play upburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Boys and Billy to give your prizes from the
big prize being.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 16 (07:45):
This shoe may be a lot of fuss when you're
playing Outburst, have a hurry up.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
And guest times you have the best time. You have
a big shots.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
I want to make your time with Bill out of
a gun?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Jouy, Hey Bill? How you doing man?
Speaker 16 (08:13):
Oh?
Speaker 17 (08:13):
Pretty good?
Speaker 11 (08:13):
How you doing?
Speaker 14 (08:14):
Are doing good?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Doing good?
Speaker 16 (08:16):
Joe?
Speaker 7 (08:17):
What's up?
Speaker 11 (08:18):
Hey? Hey Bill?
Speaker 8 (08:20):
What's out?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I was fixing tay.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
My throat was a little scratched. I have a little call,
but I don't guess I can see what's just pleasantry.
You really don't care that win?
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Is Bill? Fine? All right?
Speaker 14 (08:31):
Buddy?
Speaker 5 (08:32):
Bun.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
We'll let's jump in here, Bill Shalloway, let's go.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
All right, we'll need in.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Five seconds three figures from American history. Ready to go? Okay,
Judge Washington, uh uh, let's.
Speaker 11 (08:50):
Do good in history.
Speaker 9 (08:51):
All right, you almost said Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Speaker 14 (08:53):
Didn't that's penned McDonald.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
But oh Man and George Washington, Abraham Lincoln Thomas.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
Girl from Baywatch, Allan Allen, Yeah, oh man, let me
see three things that are against the law, was the
next question.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Oh, I bet he's got that.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Yeah, I let that piece of paper in your pocket, the.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Gloves compartment, and then three TV game shows we would have.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Ended it with.
Speaker 11 (09:25):
I think I would have got him.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Yeah, it's all right.
Speaker 11 (09:28):
Bill.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Now you're probably be having figures from American history popping
your head all day there, all day. All right, Bell,
you picked a good game to choke on. We'll make
you happy for we hang up on your first thing
every morning. Go oh yeah, it was mad Bill, you
choke Let's oh nobody make him happy.
Speaker 15 (09:45):
Jacket all right, all right, I tell you still another
prize back for you less than thirty minutes from right now, y'all.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
It's a big show. Oh, letting somebody better tell it
than me.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Tell you man all right time by be the Big
Show that still picking him up?
Speaker 11 (10:04):
You whoa, it's you, Marcel.
Speaker 9 (10:07):
What am I doing well?
Speaker 18 (10:08):
When I'm not hanging up on racing fat boying trying
to cure beds of her terminal blondness, I'm listening to
my two favorite straight white Southern boys, John Boy and
Billie and the Big Show. Oh, Marcel, just stop, No,
I won't tell Randy you said hello.
Speaker 15 (10:58):
This is the award winning job Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one ex sports.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Oh what's up? How y'all doing?
Speaker 16 (11:15):
Man?
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Man?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Everybody in America arguing about something lately?
Speaker 14 (11:18):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 19 (11:18):
White folks and black folks and right wing left wings,
smokers and non smokers. I just like to say, I
think there's one thing that we can all get behind.
America loves to eat. You know, Chinese people might be
better at math and ending people taking over the telephone
helpline business. Mexico got all the bricklaying and drywall and
(11:40):
sold up, But when it comes to eating, America is
still number one. It's the fattest country in the history
of the world. And getting bigger all the time. Don't
believe me, gus shopping clothes twice as big as they
used to be. When I was coming up, a large
was bigger than the fit just about everybody. You couldn't
even find no extra large. Now look at they got
(12:02):
XL two exal even got three XL triple extra Lage.
Used to be the only thing you could buy with
three x's on It was a porno movie. Closed label
got more exes on it than the super Bowl logo.
I've seen the story in the paper the other day
talking about what they call the obesity epidemic, a lot
(12:23):
of it talking about all these fat kids we got
running around nowadays. And I mean we got some young
fat kids too. People that run headstart up in New York,
they said they got sixteen thousand kids signed up and
forty percent of them are overweight, forty percent almost half.
Sounds like these kids already got a headstart on a
(12:43):
twelve piece chicken Magno. And check this out, people that
make car baby seats coming out with all these oversized
models because a quarter of a million babies won't fit
in a regular sized baby seat. What's up with that
two year old baby got to ask so big it
don't sit in the baby seat, passage is ignorant. Got
(13:06):
One company makes a car seat they call the Husky Oi.
It's big bottom of the seat four inches wider than
the regular model and can hold a kid that weighs
up to check this out, weighs up to eighty pounds.
Speaker 14 (13:20):
Eighty pounds?
Speaker 19 (13:22):
Can I just say dang? I ain't exactly know Nicole
Richie myself, but I'm forty four year old too. I
ain't weighed eighty pounds so I was in the fourth grade.
How baby got time eat up? To be that fat
kid must have gone from a binkie straight to sucking
on a mac reel. And if the kid that big hold,
(13:42):
you know mama won't then big old Sureley Hemphal looking
sitting now on Montel with this big old hump kid
talking about well, I got to feed him, don't I?
If Monteil go yeah, but you know you need to
give him time to go to sleep too. Matthew got
some size problems. We big on super side. That's in
biggest size. The one we ain't too hot on is exercise.
(14:05):
It ain't no one everybody running around nowadays saying don't
spank your kid to your old kid. Weighed eighty pounds.
He big enough to whoop daddy. Y'all think you about it.
Speaker 20 (14:16):
Shaun William, Billy Paul Harvey, Good Days, Good morning Radio,
dumb right, good morning, the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
It's all already, go about a corner away for the hour.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Here it is the song from me too, my old
buddy Maria.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
And when I go astray, he's with me all the way.
It's Mario. He's miss understood.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
He's in the way.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
He's Mario.
Speaker 14 (15:22):
But Mario.
Speaker 21 (15:24):
Don't feel good. Boom boo booooo, Myrio, don't be good.
Speaker 16 (15:47):
And when he drives, he swerves, he gets on all
my nerves.
Speaker 14 (15:54):
It's Marios.
Speaker 5 (15:56):
He's miss understood. It's every day with.
Speaker 14 (16:02):
Mario, but Mario, don't be Myrio.
Speaker 17 (16:23):
Doncey, whoa o Mario, Oh Mario only Mario, Oh dear
the key to the GMC.
Speaker 14 (16:45):
Mayo, Oh who Mario? Only Mario of master.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
I tell you everybody's complaining, going on, to worry about things,
to trying out loud.
Speaker 19 (17:08):
It's jobs out there that's a little bit more difficulty.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
What you got to get.
Speaker 14 (17:13):
Please please palm down.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Be a president of the job.
Speaker 18 (17:18):
Don't complain all the time, don't argue, don't don't just
go on and bother clear trying out loud.
Speaker 14 (17:36):
My real don't.
Speaker 5 (17:45):
He ain't no Colonel Comb. This is his only job.
Speaker 7 (17:52):
Smile.
Speaker 5 (17:54):
He's miss understood every day with my Ario.
Speaker 21 (18:03):
But Mario, don't feel.
Speaker 14 (18:19):
Myril. Don't see whoa Mario? O?
Speaker 21 (18:31):
Mario Oly Mario does myself.
Speaker 5 (18:40):
Fool me?
Speaker 14 (18:55):
Please?
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Yeah, bop songs for me to MYO.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
Give you one more time?
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Yeah, Bet, good morning, you got the big show on
the radio. More chances for you to win coming up
after your news weathers barts.
Speaker 11 (19:14):
I stand on the hill, but not for a thrill,
for the breath of a fresh keell. And never mind
the man who contemplates doing away with license plates. He
stands alone anyhow, Bacon the cookies of discontent, by the
heat of the lounder man beat leaving this soul and
(19:39):
then like in Portrago dot dot dot, you know, kind
of host set up leaving his soul, parting the waters
of the medulla. Oblong, go with John Boy and Billy
on the big show. You like that one, John Boy,
(20:30):
good morning, you.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Got a big show the radio coming up in minutes.
John boy, Jemeny will be played, another winner will be made.
We'll tell you about that big old prize package in
just a second.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Boy, get to Jemity. All right, let's look.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
At one of our mentors, Reginald Facinding, history's first disc jockey.
Speaker 9 (20:48):
Of course that's a name.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
It's anonymous with top disc jockeys.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Ever essening Reginald for Sending then would have been one
hundred and thirty eight today.
Speaker 8 (20:58):
I think they called him Reggie with the anet.
Speaker 14 (21:02):
Well.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
He was born in eighteen sixty six in Milton, Quebec.
He moved to America when he turned eighteen to pursue
his dream of science. On Christmas Eve in nineteen oh six,
then forty year old for Sindondon's aimed his efforts to
salute ships at sea by transmitting the world's first public
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program of music and voice. To make sure his efforts
got proper coverage from the press, he performed the broadcast
from atop a transmitter tower in bratt Rock, Massachusetts.
Speaker 19 (21:36):
Proodcasting live look at the seven Bloom Torch, brett Rock, Massachusetts.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Well, when he finished the feat, he began climbing down
to the enthusiastic onlookers waiting below.
Speaker 14 (21:50):
I believe I.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
See tomato gentlemen down there waiting for me.
Speaker 14 (21:57):
Look as space idiot.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
You can tell it's him because he's got a propeller
up his debby.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
But just a few rungs down from the top of
the transmitter he got stuck between the towers.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
Upper Cross members and rescuers had to be sent up
to get him.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Fined well the story, the story shout in here, but
instead it gets funny. After more than two hours of trying,
a less desirable rescue plan was settled on Big Redge,
as he was known by then.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Uh was stripped naked and slathered.
Speaker 9 (22:38):
Down with lard.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Who that's my big bag of law, thus allowing him
to slip free and safely climbed down.
Speaker 6 (22:52):
The very first disc jockey was one of those idiot
disjunckeys you hear about.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
I'm going to stay u on this rock until the path.
I don't mean this Spots team, I mean the.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
Panthers, not a stalking the onlookers.
Speaker 11 (23:05):
Glow's points for eating tomato gentlemen.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
He died in January of nineteen thirty two at the
age of sixty two, most likely from embarrassing what's taking
so long.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Don't let space idiot be one of the poor bears.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
I'm dying.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
This is Redfolds in Ridgie the Witches Saign. You know,
good morning.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
A big show is on a radio this Thursday morning,
and it is John boyd Jebarty time. All right, here
you go today's John boy jeopardy question. The King of
hearts is the only king of the deck that has
one of these? What is a court of loser?
Speaker 8 (23:56):
Buddy ves?
Speaker 16 (24:01):
No?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
But yeah, instead to call them out, you know, entourage losers.
Maybe they should be knaves and servicing ups, Prince Mario,
daves and serves and oaths. Oh my, alright, what do
y'all think? One eight hundred Big show is your toll
Freeline across America? Will start with calor nine.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Go do we get a winter? We play next?
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio moving
around toward the bottom of the hour, and that it's.
Speaker 6 (24:47):
Time, Yes, live more across Americas.
Speaker 8 (24:52):
You've been able to put all the floor to the Joppardy.
I know your hosts ain't king him man.
Speaker 6 (25:00):
In other words, he's also surrounded by knaves and oaks
and syrps.
Speaker 14 (25:05):
He's jump more. Yeah, what's up with that.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
It's Kathy out of Charleston, West Virginia. First, Hello, Kathy, Hello,
how are you doing this morning?
Speaker 9 (25:16):
I'm good?
Speaker 4 (25:17):
Are you good?
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Baby?
Speaker 16 (25:18):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Well, Kathy.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
The King of Hearts is the only king in the
deck that has one of these.
Speaker 21 (25:24):
I'm gonna say, a dagger.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
Show us a dagger. Oh no, Kathy, okay, King of
Hearts with a knight to cut it out.
Speaker 13 (25:36):
I guess.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Oh hey, I mean let be the queen of heart,
so we do that. That's right, all right, Kathy, Thanks
for playing baby, Thank you?
Speaker 11 (25:44):
All right.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Then we got Bill out of Stanfield, North Carolina. Hello, Bill, Hey, jumbo,
this morning, doing you buddy?
Speaker 4 (25:51):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (25:53):
He has a sword through his head.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
He has a sore, a sowre.
Speaker 6 (25:57):
Through his head, Not a sowre, a sword, A sword
that's much less disturbing sword, sir, you know that's actually
behind his head, that's not through his head.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
He'll never be able to go through revolving doors.
Speaker 6 (26:12):
Maybe it's one of those comedy swords, like that arrow
that Steve Martin used to work.
Speaker 11 (26:19):
About your money.
Speaker 14 (26:20):
I'm the king of comedy.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
We got Julie out of Augusta, Georgia.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Hello, Julie. Hey, hey, how you doing this morning?
Speaker 19 (26:28):
Pretty good?
Speaker 16 (26:29):
Good?
Speaker 1 (26:29):
So what are you thinking, Julie?
Speaker 16 (26:31):
A shield?
Speaker 5 (26:32):
A shield?
Speaker 18 (26:34):
Sir?
Speaker 17 (26:36):
Time?
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Not a shield? All right there, Julie, how you baby?
Speaker 14 (26:40):
Have a good day.
Speaker 5 (26:41):
It's not about winning.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
It's about fun, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Hans out of Fayetteville, North Carolina's up? Hello, Hans, morning, y'all.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
How you doing today?
Speaker 21 (26:51):
All right? Good?
Speaker 20 (26:52):
Good?
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Oh boy, Hans cozy?
Speaker 4 (26:56):
Why you playing with us here this morning?
Speaker 5 (26:58):
All right?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
So what what are you thinking?
Speaker 21 (27:01):
A beard?
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Show us a beard?
Speaker 11 (27:09):
You are the.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Closest that anybody has been though. Hows that make you
feel like a close?
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (27:17):
Just kiss my sister?
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Beg you buddy, good day?
Speaker 16 (27:22):
Alright?
Speaker 4 (27:22):
Then back at you. Alright, let's see what line Jackie
number one?
Speaker 14 (27:27):
Number one?
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Hello Shane out of Monroe, Louisiana. Good morning, Good morning, Shane.
How's a boy this morning?
Speaker 21 (27:33):
Good?
Speaker 1 (27:33):
It's Shan. I'm sorry, that's all right, Jackie. Sorry, I'm sorry, Sean.
Speaker 9 (27:39):
I'm kind of happy he said it.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Bro all right, Sean, Okay, now we got you.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
Buddy.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
What do you think I mustache?
Speaker 4 (27:47):
Show us a mustache? Hearts mustache?
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Yeah, Hans, congratulations, buddy, do you hold him, I mean Hans.
Speaker 5 (28:07):
Hold on, Shane.
Speaker 11 (28:10):
Hn.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
You got the Big Show on the radio. More chance
for you to win coming up after your news, weather
and sports.
Speaker 14 (28:20):
Mama.
Speaker 18 (28:22):
All I wanted to do was have a let us
sandwich on gluten bread, a tall glass of buttermilk, and
crawl under a bearskin rug.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Why do I have to listen to that John.
Speaker 18 (28:33):
Boy person and Billy whoever on that noisy big shoe button.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Mama, Good morning.
Speaker 8 (29:16):
And by that, of course, he means good morning, the
Big Show.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
It's on the radio. Yes, yes it is.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
H Hey, Smarty, Marty, you don't want to have man parties.
Judio here, director of Network Affiliations. I am dying for
you to read this one. Marty tells us we have
a brand new Big Show family member, Jackie.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Could you help me with my coat?
Speaker 14 (29:36):
Please?
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Thank you that your cape produce yourself.
Speaker 9 (29:41):
You can't even take off your own clones.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
It just hangs up in my headphones.
Speaker 8 (29:46):
A few minutes ago, saying I'll look at the clock
in a.
Speaker 9 (29:48):
Few minutes, I looked at the Q sheet. He was
supposed to be looking out the windows right now.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Anyway, Yeah, brand new Big Show family member fun Country
one hundre at f M out of Fremont, Muskegon, Michigan. Muskegan'kegan, Fremont, Muskegan, Michigan.
Speaker 8 (30:08):
All right, now I want to I want to hear
you say the general manager's last name may be.
Speaker 9 (30:12):
Very careful, very careful.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Done, n O O R d y k don Nordy No.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Now going believes in the Big Jordan.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
The rest of the day.
Speaker 9 (30:30):
He has to take his own clothes on.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Thanks very much done.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
My stomping ground man Jeff Killers say well, we're good
because it kind of explained to him the pillars. Because
maybe I'm kind of awful the wrong foot here. I
don't want to for all you folks in the Segan, Michigan.
I grew up in Kalamazoo and lived in Plainwell, which
is just outside of about Seago, not far from Grand
Rapids and and not that far from Miskegan.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
John Boy's a redneck.
Speaker 8 (30:54):
And started back going stupid.
Speaker 10 (30:59):
If you have any questions Miskeigan, Michigan, you can contact
me and I will be glad to he mystified the
creature known as John Bulls.
Speaker 8 (31:06):
Oh, and you'll have plenty questions.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
Let me answer the first one.
Speaker 10 (31:11):
Yes, he's a moron, so I guess not on a
clip about ninety percent of the Yeah, Randy, Randy is
not a little girly man, but he sure plays one
on the radio.
Speaker 4 (31:25):
And Marty is a be cup.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
All right, sea cups, yeah, lars, last last time.
Speaker 4 (31:33):
I remember when I when I went off, I said, wow,
why we had to hire people?
Speaker 9 (31:36):
Don't care who your hairs long? They got big bugs, guys.
I'd like for you to meet Marty.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
Oh, Genie, that was a final trick to play on me.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
I run out of wishes.
Speaker 14 (31:50):
And how'd that go?
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Jeff Pillar is the first one to join us. Of course,
me and Billy been together since nineteen eighty eighty one,
and Randy was with us for a while while he
was the he was the chicken and trafficking at our
first radio traffic Chicken.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
They say he still had the chicken head on one.
Je reports sound like, well it looks like.
Speaker 9 (32:12):
Clut put and now I signed that way because it's
up his butt.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
But now let me let me brag on Randy a
little bit before were going to Jeff. Randy is an innovator.
He is a uh what was that word that that.
Speaker 8 (32:26):
The brown Noser.
Speaker 11 (32:27):
He didn't know.
Speaker 5 (32:30):
It pans.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
You know, Randy has like design this John Obilly Radio network,
I mean with helping people know. But his idea basically
is Randy the only one in the country doing this
the way we do it on three separate formats, a
classic rock, country, and oldies. And uh, it's just unbelievable.
I mean, one of the top guys who uh the
company now that owns just you can't remember that the
(32:53):
company again, it's been about six or seven.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
But but these guys, you know, coming in, this.
Speaker 12 (32:59):
Guy, I mean, he's got to It's the premiere radio network,
the largest they're the single largest syndicator in.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
The world, all those yeah, right, this guy, I mean
saying that about you, who is like arguably the best
in the business and the biggest in the business with
the syndication in the.
Speaker 8 (33:15):
And you should be Johnny was the one they're using brown.
Speaker 12 (33:19):
If everyone would just picture me with my chicken head
under my arm, all I ever needed was a chance,
All
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Right, Well, anyway, welcome musk God editing
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Johnny "John Boy" Isley
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