December 26, 2024 • 36 mins
Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Marvin Webster ponders America’s obesity problems.. - We’ll tell the story of the first Disc Jockey in history.. - John Boy takes a pause to give some recognition to Randy.. - Murray tries to dodge our call - again.. - We get a letter filled with the writer’s memories of high school with John Boy and Billy - only problem is, he’s got the wrong guys.. - Novelty musician, Ray Stevens joins us in the studio…
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Speaker 1 (00:20):
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Do hear I.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Long taught you a story about my latest attempt to
land the steady boy Friends one to hear a quick
joke at Murray's expense, Tess two.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Well we can't pass that up.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Why doesn't Murray ever stand at the window in the
morning for the answer press.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
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you up so he can watch cartoons.
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Mean It by Murray, Bendy, Bob Thornton.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Huh yeah, he's great, and last French fry. Hey bab.
The guys in marketing just whipped out some new slogan
ideas for that Jimbo Chevrolet thing. I want to hear them. Yeah, sure, Okay.
Here's number one Jimbo Chevrolet where the customer is always
smarter than the boss. How about this one, Jimbo Chevrolet.
(02:17):
Big enough to serve you, not smart enough to cheat you. Oh,
here's a good one, Jimbo Chevrolet. If you go anyplace
else for your next car, you will think too much.
Oh and here's a newspaper campaign. Dig there, full page ad,
big picture of your face, and the copy says, any
idiot can give you a great deal. This one has
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a great service department too. About your new publicity shout
to be.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
Perfect for that, Mary.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Have you got anything that doesn't revolve around me being
an idiot?
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Oh, Jimbo, it's just an ad campaign. I don't really
think you're an idiot. You don't know? Okay, yes, but
that doesn't mean we can't make it work for it.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Can you spend all those something mails line famous for
something I do on the radio show?
Speaker 5 (03:02):
Sure? How about the boss is out of jokes, so
we're slashing pass to the mountain.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
That's not exactly what I'm in man.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Look, I gotta warn you, babe, Jim's like the walking
Man's friend. And we told the note only come around
once or twice in a generation. Okay, Hey, would you
be willing to work with a monkey?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Have you seen some of the guys in the service department?
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Good point? Okay, what we'll do some retooling and get
back to you later. Hey, babe, let's do the lunch thing.
Have your machine call my machine. And remember you don't
have to be rich to be you don't have to
be cool to rule my well. I just want your
extra time. And you are dinging ding and ding and dings. Kids.
Oh and be sure to lay some of that on Bobby.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
That's Billy.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
I'm telling him on what call me.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Good more than everybody if my big show family yours.
Thank you for listening, your listeners, what sport's coming up? Hello,
Big sharp bro Oh said, how about you pot lickers?
Are listening to a couple other pot liquors, noted John
boyd Philly on the Big Show. You know, I just
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a guest star on the Playhouse and the official mascot
from mister Popular Pizza Run.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
That's just a tip of the iceberg.
Speaker 7 (04:19):
But this note from John Boy keep it short, sun.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Of everybody else got a big shoulder radio.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I was wondering if John Boy, Oh and Billy were
around Graham, North Carolina in the summer of nineteen seventy three.
I remember two great guys from there during the big
hid out from my old lady.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
Other than that wouldn't have been nice.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
There was also this cool pool room in the middle
of town. They talking about Whitey's Fish Market. Huh did
you guys drive a nineteen seventy three Monte Carlo that
was green and you painted it black white?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Didn't?
Speaker 6 (05:24):
Everybody?
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Anyway?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
If you're the same guys, I want you to know
that the people of Burlington Graham are the nicest folks
I've ever met.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Ps.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Does John Rayford have a son, Clarence that used to
go to school in Columbus, Georgia, near Fort Minning in
sixty two or sixty four.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Nothing I know of on.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Well, that might have been me moved around Grammar, but
me and Billy didn't actually meet until nineteen eighty.
Speaker 6 (05:50):
Cause if we'd been together, then there's no way we'd
be together.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Now.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Yeah, that was one of.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
The dead and one of us would be in jail.
Speaker 8 (05:57):
I happen with this side of people all the time.
They're not so Iam, he's twin. They aren't conjoined and
haven't been together since birth.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
That's just natural people saying we've been together for so
long and think that.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
That's why they say things like that's John Boy and Billy's.
Speaker 9 (06:11):
Boy, bless my son's little heart. About four years ago,
we went to watch Jonathan Johnny's oldest boy plays. All
we get in the car after the game, he's sitting
up on the back of the seat, Mama, John Boy
and Billy's Boy's voice is changed.
Speaker 8 (06:28):
People think that you and Billy ride to work together,
ride home, have dinner together, your families live together. You
got this big commune house.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Oh yeah wherever I am.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
And somebody say, is that Billy, I'll just say yeah.
Speaker 8 (06:43):
And the truth of the matter is they don't even
talk to each other on the telephone.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
They think it's like Manson and the family on the
Spawn ranch at California.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
And they like each other and all. That's just not that.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yeah, that's why we stayed together so well over the
years because we're different. Oh yeah, so that was the
summer for my uh senior year, So I'm sure I
wouldn't have been hanging out in Whitey's pool rooms.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Oh no.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
And I'm sure he didn't have it together enough to
have a money Carlow.
Speaker 8 (07:11):
I can tell you from growing up in the same
hometown as Billy in nineteen seventy four. They ain't no
way he was in.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
A pool hall.
Speaker 6 (07:18):
Only if I was having car trouble outside the pool hall,
but not even needed to use the phone.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
But anyway, that was probably me, the nice one, you know.
And let me say hook at that man, Well, that
could have been Merry. Oh well, Mario could have been
Bone Packer, Doug Bone and Pecker, by the way, are
two different people, good mud flat dangleberry, doctor Spock, one eye,
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one eye, butt cheek.
Speaker 8 (07:49):
Oh wait, one eye and hook they're the same guy.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Yeah, A dollar or half dollar.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Half dollar, Oh yeah, yeah, half dollar you and your friends?
What about your people?
Speaker 8 (07:59):
Your PE's got a rap star named fifty cent, yeah,
oh different and a.
Speaker 10 (08:04):
Tough guy named Nelly. Good morning, it's a big show
on the radio. It is Kernavan's Quiz time.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Bidd le. What we're dealing with?
Speaker 6 (08:25):
Coming soon to a drug store near you. Hip hop condoms?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Alrighty, then here I go one night, hundred Big show.
You told free line call on up you the right caller,
Jackie Lets you know you take c and you win.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Next. Good morning to big show us on already Are
(09:09):
you ready?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Girl?
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Ready? Come willis.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Quiz. Let's say hey to Jennifer out of min Area,
North Carolina.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Hello, Jennifer, how you doing today?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Pretty good? Good home of Mayberry Days. That's neat, uh, Jennifer,
listen to Billy and win this prize bag is Mayby
all right, all right.
Speaker 6 (09:40):
Well, Jennifer. Rapstars are making waves in the world of
advertising by lending their names to everything from fashions.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
To sport drinks.
Speaker 6 (09:47):
Lately, and now, a New York company is introducing a
new line of hip hop condoms. The company president says, basically,
what we've tried to do here is make it the
cool thing to do, the end thing to do to
protect yourself. The Dog Pound line will feature colorful packaging
and individual brands named after dogs. Among the brands coming
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up A for big and tall players, there's the Great
Dane B for hardcore rappers. There's the Rottweiler or C
for all the white suburban kids. There's the Little Bow.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Well, I think I'm gonna have to take sea on
that one.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Go wow.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Remember that.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
He general.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
You did it, baby, You got the big old prospect,
all right.
Speaker 11 (10:41):
I sure appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Well you earned it.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Listen to Big sell calling and everything. Thank your baby.
Jack can get your information all right. Good morning, you
got the Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 11 (10:58):
Good morning, Vicious Connery, Sean Connery. And you might think
that I'm just another sophisticated yet rugged Scottish movie star,
and you'd be right. What's my secret? The truth is
I can't stop my day without listening to the Big
Show with John Boy and Billy. Trust me, they're a
lot funnier than Doctor Noan blofeld O.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Good Martin de Vic show is on the radio look
some just plain strange stuff. In eastern Idaho, a local
radio station mark Friday the thirteenth by inviting a bit
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knocked out power to three thousand households. Over We're Rednecks.
(12:20):
A federal judge ruled that a Nebraska public Access TV
program featuring video of a nude clown was weird, graphic, unnecessary, distasteful,
and decent and offensive.
Speaker 6 (12:31):
This is the first time anything has ever been legally ruled.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Weird, I think, but it was not legally obscene. Yeah. Really,
the nude clown is scaring me? Really?
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Out of his shoes.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
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a classmate.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Unfortunately, her mother, a transsexual who was actually the fifteen
year old witch's biological dad, stepped in and straightened things out.
Suspension lasted one day. Both mother and daughter remained practicing witches.
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So he used to be a guy now and only
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Yeah? Uh okay? Coke good, Pepsi bad?
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Pepsi T shirt on coke Day really really bad and Evans,
Georgia High School senior was suspended for a day for
just such a fashion faux pas, making him a victim
of the never ending Cola wars. I know it sounds bad,
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a student deliberately being disruptive and rude. Wore a pepsi
T shirt on Coca Cola.
Speaker 6 (13:55):
Man, oh man, get him some counseling.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
I wish it was that easy to get kicked out
of school when I was in.
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I got to come up with I stuff go back,
and I almost beg him to send me hope. Randy Thomas,
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sent us to three and a half years in prison
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Speaker 6 (14:16):
Maybe the first time those words have ever been juiced together.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Thomas and a codefindant beat up a man tied into
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Speaker 3 (14:25):
And he hopes that wild animals what attack.
Speaker 6 (14:28):
Johnny has a dream, but like a happy dream where
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Speaker 3 (14:32):
Eat my way clear.
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The Louisiana cop survived. In January stabbing by a cooking thermometer.
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You're in a cop So they found this, this cooking thermometer,
and he stabbed the officer with it, but the officer's
life was saved when his bulletproof vest bent the thermometer.
All our cop buddies, we always feel them. Let's see
if they're wearing the bulletproof aest and we get on them.
If they're not well, Jack usually feels them.
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Just lets us know.
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Let that be a lesson to even a cooking thermometer. Well,
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Speaker 3 (19:09):
Good morning? And you got the Big Show on already.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
You have more chances for you to win coming up
after your news, weather and sports.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Oh oh, I didn't know, I didn't see you.
Speaker 7 (19:20):
This is Professor Melwyn handed Day, head of heh oh,
head of Big Show Science and History Division, And you're
listening to two boys who are destined to be history,
John Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 11 (19:36):
Yo.
Speaker 13 (19:37):
When I say they will be history, I didn't need
to apply a negative. I simply meant that they they
Oh what did I mean?
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Good morning? Everybody, got a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
We spent some time with Ray Stevens and it will
play Beat Ray and our take off with the Beatny
Blonde contest of course, you know, and that will be
your last yance joined the Winters this morning, say hang,
I'll be right back. Good morning. The Big Show was
on the radio. Well once again raise Stevens, up Ramian
and Billy talking about it. Man, you can't be in
this business without you being one of our heroes.
Speaker 14 (20:39):
Yeah, oh wow, I'm flabber and gast.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
And you started off, uh in the business as a
disc jockey well sorta.
Speaker 14 (20:50):
Yeah, I was a young kid. I was summertime. I
was still in school. But it was in Albany, Georgia,
all Bennie, Georgia.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
How about Yeah? Man, we in all Benny right now?
Speaker 14 (20:58):
Bet you And and I was on WGPC one summer
when I was fifteen.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Wow. So then, but had you played you know music.
When did you say, Oh, yeah, I had a little band.
Speaker 14 (21:09):
I always loved music and I was piano player, played
keyboards and had a little band all my life.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
So well, had a lot of fun doing that as
a kid.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
And then like your first deal in the record business
was actually working in since some department was it Mercury Records?
Speaker 6 (21:25):
You were like a were you like a staff writer
or a session player or something like that.
Speaker 14 (21:29):
Well, I was in Atlanta and Shelby Singleton, who was
running Mercury's A and R department at that time in
nineteen oh gosh, when was that sixty two? He said
move up to Nashville and helped Jerry Kennedy and I
you can be an assistant and produce records. And I said, great,
I'll be right there. And I moved up January second
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and played a lot of sessions that year and was
involved in recording so many great artists on Mercury.
Speaker 15 (21:57):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
And then yourself you went to Grammy.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
We were talking earlier, Everything is beautiful Grammy Award win
a song man.
Speaker 14 (22:02):
Yeah, and I was in Australia when they gave the Grammys. Oh,
Glenn Campbell got my Grammy. He's gonna give it back
one of these and the cards.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
You know you gotta remember A have the A ram.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
I was thinking when when I heard you you had
a new song, I said, I wonder if he's gonna
redo A have the A rap?
Speaker 14 (22:24):
Well short of did you know got the same little
horn on the front anyway?
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Right?
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Of course, guitars whatever, all time favorite week we still
play that.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
We'll just use it whenever we can. Did you do
the Monkey? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (22:36):
The Monkey, Jane guitars and the whole deal.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
What every about it? Shut up, baby, I'm trying to say.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
We we say that there's so many lyrics out of
your songs that we just use in our everyday life.
Speaker 16 (22:48):
It old Clyde, he's in the c I A Hey
what what what about that?
Speaker 3 (23:00):
As you get to Harley on the high Dive A
the Shriners can was that personal experience?
Speaker 6 (23:06):
Yes, it was, Hey, knew a guy that's running on
the hotel showing everybody the secret hand shaking.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
It went from there.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Yeah, I mean this is I mean classics and uh
and then of course I want to hope wasn't inspired
by something that you went through the streak?
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Who can forget the streak.
Speaker 14 (23:21):
Well, you know I was. I was caught one night.
I was downtown naked and the policeman said, what are
you doing downtown naked? And I told him, I said,
well I was at this party. And they turned out
the lights and said, take off your clothes and go
to town.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
And here I am.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
And uh, the songs you have heard us play, Ray
Stevens Osama Yomama. We're gonna play that for you and
talk about that. It's just a second, but right now,
let us give right quick. We got another prize package.
Ray's gonna play with us, So play beat guitars and huh,
well they call a nine do you next?
Speaker 3 (24:16):
You wanted to make sure it's on the radio.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Yeah, the man Ray Stevens my heroes.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
In the studio with his man love his job.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Tell you what I'm inspired us up like reading the
titles Randon Bell. We're gonna have us to Ray Stephens
week starting next Monday.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Man, you just go down these the street.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
I say no with him sitting there the street, Shriner's Convention,
It's me again, Margaret.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
Turn your radio on. Missed Mississippi Squirrel.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Revival guitars and a half day wrap along came Jones.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Man, every day's beautiful. Course, that is so cool. Radio's
pleasure to have you here, right.
Speaker 8 (24:50):
I gotta tell you my father, these guys know, was
in country music Djay when I was growing up, and
I remember him laughing at your at your work.
Speaker 14 (24:57):
Everybody's father laughed at me. If it weren't for just
for men, I'd look like Gabby Hayes.
Speaker 6 (25:06):
At this point, Ray is feeling like a Shattner at
the Star Trek. I was gonna say, get a life, people,
But I.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Mean, who never talked? I get a chance to ask him?
I mean a grub just one of the greatest ever?
Speaker 6 (25:18):
Who did the Monkey? Yeah, that's question you've always wanted
to have.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Like the three melodies that came together. I mean, that's
just jeans put it together. Did you start with.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
The Tarzan first or just start with the monkey? It's
just a song, all right, I said it was me
that did the Monkey. It was walked up Brennan.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Okay, oh man, wonderful, absolutely all right? And uh Ray
is right here. Let me say, oh yeah, we got
a contest play. I got carried away there? Who we
got here, Jackie?
Speaker 3 (25:45):
What I do with it?
Speaker 9 (25:46):
So?
Speaker 1 (25:46):
When I usually we have this pretty blond hitter girl
will play beat the Blonde. Since you're here, we're playing
beat Well, I was gonna say maybe guitars Ankas was
gonna play beat the ahab damn it.
Speaker 6 (25:54):
Bradshaw kept running in here and what.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Now, so let's go. Uh let me say, Steve. Is
that Steve from Lynchburg, Virginia.
Speaker 6 (26:06):
And we hear he likes to get drunk.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Steve say hey to Ray Stevens.
Speaker 5 (26:13):
Hey, Ray, Hey, as you go?
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Good right hey, And by the way, we're throwing in
Ray's CD Osama Yo Mama, autographed by Ray Stevens. If
you win this contest, all right, all Ray, We're gonna
ask you questions. You just answer him and Steve will
agree or disagree. Three beils for three buzzers.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
He wins. All right.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
According to scientist Ray, who dreams more smart people are
stupid people.
Speaker 14 (26:36):
Oh, I'd say, uh uh, you know, this question has
a lot of meaning for me because I.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Dream a lot. Oh tell you really, yeah, man, I'm
not too bright, so I'd say stupid people.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
So all right, now, Ray says stupid people, but he
could be being modest.
Speaker 14 (26:53):
I will agree, what does that mean?
Speaker 11 (26:56):
Help?
Speaker 3 (26:57):
Me eat me modest?
Speaker 1 (26:58):
I know, oh yero, no smart people dream more?
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Was that make me? Did I mention? I dreamed? Oh
you want to tell him about the last dream you had?
Oh my last dream man?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
It was me Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis and the
chimney was falling down. They buzzing at me for not
sketching it.
Speaker 16 (27:19):
Please no with the ricks WoT it means you're an idiot?
Speaker 5 (27:29):
All right?
Speaker 3 (27:30):
All right?
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Ray Cowboys star Tom Mix had something made with his
initials imprinted on him, so that wherever he went he
would leave the letters t M in the dirt. Was
it his boots, his horse shoes or his car tires?
Speaker 14 (27:47):
Well I would say, being a big Tom Mix fan,
that it was his car.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
Tires, car tires. And of course Tom Mix wasn't famous
cowboy movie star.
Speaker 14 (27:56):
Yes he was, and he carried a little guy with
a carpet. He never walked in the put the carpet down,
I walk fust and then they'd pick it up.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
And explains his boots, his horses shoes, probably no doubt
car before so his car tires.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
All right, Steve agreed?
Speaker 5 (28:11):
Disagree?
Speaker 3 (28:11):
You're disagreeing? Oh no, he should have went with car.
He didn't. He didn't really ride a horse everywhere he went.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Ray, speaking of tires, Goodyear once made a tire entirely
out of this agricultural product? Was it akalmnure b corn
or see hog fat?
Speaker 14 (28:37):
The one I thought it was is not on the list.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
But I would say, I would say it would be corn.
It'd have to be corn. Corn. Yeah, Steve, agree or disagree.
Speaker 5 (28:50):
I'm to just go with it. Disagree again.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
It was corn. Well, listen, I tell you what. You
didn't win the prize package.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
But so you can remember this, we'll give you the
race Stevens autograph copy.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
That's two buzzers. No, that's that's yeah, redy Raddy. As
you say off and say this is a good show
you want to listen to.
Speaker 12 (29:11):
Do you dream ever?
Speaker 3 (29:12):
Do you ever dream?
Speaker 4 (29:13):
You know?
Speaker 3 (29:14):
I really don't. I tried. I've heard about it.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
So Steve, you got the race Stevens Osama you mama
see the autograph by Ray?
Speaker 3 (29:24):
All right, buddy, all right, man hold on if you're
breaking right here?
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Rand?
Speaker 3 (29:27):
Is that all right? You know where we are? We're work? Okay,
all right, we'll be right.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. All right time
for our Facebook Requests of the morning. Cody crib mullin
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Well all not just let Caitlin just go its own way.
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I don't get which way is that? To figure that out? Yeah,
go do get a lot of requests. What is to
be happy? To play it for you?
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Holding Joe Hoyt in the Junior Nation man with a
Bruce Jenner saw coming up next. Good Morning, Big Shows
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Here we go.
Speaker 15 (30:43):
Morning, nineteen forty nine at the Town in New York State.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
Became a high school football star.
Speaker 15 (30:50):
Things were going great, but his gridiron dreams are ended
by a bad knee full of stitches. He went out
for track and field, the first of many switches. They
say that he was faster than a bullet from a god,
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dreaming of Olympic gold and the Decathlon in seventy sixty one.
At all the champion of the world, but deep inside
this manly man was a frightened little girl. YIPI Bruce Jenner,
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yipii ye Bruce Jenner. A champion as a man, but
as a woman, a beginner, a move YIPII.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
Bruce Jenner.
Speaker 15 (31:49):
He came back to the USA, the king of all
the jocks, even got his victory picture on the wheeties,
box made TV shows and movies. They all went down
the tubes. In secret. He took hormone pills. He grew
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It failed to stick, probably because secretly he dreamed of
being a chick. And I swear this is a true story.
Yipi ye Bruce Jenner, Ye bi ye Bruce Jenner. A
champion as a man, as a woman, a beginner.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
Ibi Bruce Jenner.
Speaker 15 (32:46):
He sat down with Diane Sawyer so he could have
his say. He said, just calls I'm a woman doesn't
mean I'm gay. He's had some crazy twists and turns
on the road of his career from male Olympic sportsman
to woman of the Year. Yippi hey Bruce Jitner. YPI
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yay Bruce Jitner. A champion as a man, but as
a woman beginner the YPI yay Bruce Jenner. I'll tell
you them three wives that he has never had a chance.
It's mighty hard to beat the other woman when your
husband is the other woman. There he goes, riding off
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in the sunset side saddle. What he left behind a
silver bullet the cours light. Oh, Saint PAULI girl, what
was I thinking?
Speaker 3 (34:10):
You wanted a big shows on the radio?
Speaker 1 (34:12):
John won't be in Ray Stevens. Oh some of your
Mama by Ray Stevens. Well, uh, well, this is cool man.
So we played.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
We came out, uh the very first time we heard it,
loved it and uh.
Speaker 6 (34:23):
We came out the very first time we heard it.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Holy moly with it. You know what I mean? I
dreamed about this last night.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
And uh no the record, I guess available in record stores. No, no,
it's just under said.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
I only have flea markets. You say how they treat me, Ray,
It's always been tough being you. I know how it feels.
Believe me, man, this is cool man.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Maybe I get one of my heroes to tell me
how to how to deal with stuff, because I mean,
like the record is, you've been You've been in it
these years and years and uh and and you've remained
sane and kept your sense of humor.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
You're an old I had my senior citizen cereal this morning.
Nothing raising, honey, and I feel good. That is awesome.
Are you living in Nashville now? Yeah? Uh huh yeah,
I living been there since sixty two. Wow, sixty too?
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Yeah man, now was I guess you've seen Nashville the
music scene? Oh man, coming goes? It still going in cycles? Yeah,
it's it's going strong. But it's certainly changed a lot
over the years, as anything would.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
Of course, new people moving in.
Speaker 14 (35:36):
Yeah, it's always changing. Yeah, that's something you got to
steal on your toes. I tell you, Ray you the man.
What honored is to meet you. Thank you, thank you
very much for coming on, coming on to show. I'm
so happy to be here.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
Thank you. All all right, I guess we gotta go
home now.
Speaker 5 (35:53):
All right?
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Oh, Jimbo, it's just an ad campaign. I don't really
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Can you spend all those something mails line famous for
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Sure? How about the boss is out of jokes, so
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That's not exactly what I'm in man.
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That's Billy.
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I'm telling him on what call me.
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Thank you for listening, your listeners, what sport's coming up? Hello,
Big sharp bro Oh said, how about you pot lickers?
Are listening to a couple other pot liquors, noted John
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a guest star on the Playhouse and the official mascot
from mister Popular Pizza Run.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
That's just a tip of the iceberg.
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But this note from John Boy keep it short, sun.
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Of everybody else got a big shoulder radio.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
I was wondering if John Boy, Oh and Billy were
around Graham, North Carolina in the summer of nineteen seventy three.
I remember two great guys from there during the big
hid out from my old lady.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
Other than that wouldn't have been nice.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
There was also this cool pool room in the middle
of town. They talking about Whitey's Fish Market. Huh did
you guys drive a nineteen seventy three Monte Carlo that
was green and you painted it black white?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Didn't?
Speaker 6 (05:24):
Everybody?
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Anyway?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
If you're the same guys, I want you to know
that the people of Burlington Graham are the nicest folks
I've ever met.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Ps.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Does John Rayford have a son, Clarence that used to
go to school in Columbus, Georgia, near Fort Minning in
sixty two or sixty four.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Nothing I know of on.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Well, that might have been me moved around Grammar, but
me and Billy didn't actually meet until nineteen eighty.
Speaker 6 (05:50):
Cause if we'd been together, then there's no way we'd
be together.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Now.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Yeah, that was one of.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
The dead and one of us would be in jail.
Speaker 8 (05:57):
I happen with this side of people all the time.
They're not so Iam, he's twin. They aren't conjoined and
haven't been together since birth.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
That's just natural people saying we've been together for so
long and think that.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
That's why they say things like that's John Boy and Billy's.
Speaker 9 (06:11):
Boy, bless my son's little heart. About four years ago,
we went to watch Jonathan Johnny's oldest boy plays. All
we get in the car after the game, he's sitting
up on the back of the seat, Mama, John Boy
and Billy's Boy's voice is changed.
Speaker 8 (06:28):
People think that you and Billy ride to work together,
ride home, have dinner together, your families live together. You
got this big commune house.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Oh yeah wherever I am.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
And somebody say, is that Billy, I'll just say yeah.
Speaker 8 (06:43):
And the truth of the matter is they don't even
talk to each other on the telephone.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
They think it's like Manson and the family on the
Spawn ranch at California.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
And they like each other and all. That's just not that.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yeah, that's why we stayed together so well over the
years because we're different. Oh yeah, so that was the
summer for my uh senior year, So I'm sure I
wouldn't have been hanging out in Whitey's pool rooms.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Oh no.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
And I'm sure he didn't have it together enough to
have a money Carlow.
Speaker 8 (07:11):
I can tell you from growing up in the same
hometown as Billy in nineteen seventy four. They ain't no
way he was in.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
A pool hall.
Speaker 6 (07:18):
Only if I was having car trouble outside the pool hall,
but not even needed to use the phone.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
But anyway, that was probably me, the nice one, you know.
And let me say hook at that man, Well, that
could have been Merry. Oh well, Mario could have been
Bone Packer, Doug Bone and Pecker, by the way, are
two different people, good mud flat dangleberry, doctor Spock, one eye,
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one eye, butt cheek.
Speaker 8 (07:49):
Oh wait, one eye and hook they're the same guy.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Yeah, A dollar or half dollar.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Half dollar, Oh yeah, yeah, half dollar you and your friends?
What about your people?
Speaker 8 (07:59):
Your PE's got a rap star named fifty cent, yeah,
oh different and a.
Speaker 10 (08:04):
Tough guy named Nelly. Good morning, it's a big show
on the radio. It is Kernavan's Quiz time.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Bidd le. What we're dealing with?
Speaker 6 (08:25):
Coming soon to a drug store near you. Hip hop condoms?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Alrighty, then here I go one night, hundred Big show.
You told free line call on up you the right caller,
Jackie Lets you know you take c and you win.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Next. Good morning to big show us on already Are
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you ready?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Girl?
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Ready? Come willis.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Quiz. Let's say hey to Jennifer out of min Area,
North Carolina.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Hello, Jennifer, how you doing today?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Pretty good? Good home of Mayberry Days. That's neat, uh, Jennifer,
listen to Billy and win this prize bag is Mayby
all right, all right.
Speaker 6 (09:40):
Well, Jennifer. Rapstars are making waves in the world of
advertising by lending their names to everything from fashions.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
To sport drinks.
Speaker 6 (09:47):
Lately, and now, a New York company is introducing a
new line of hip hop condoms. The company president says, basically,
what we've tried to do here is make it the
cool thing to do, the end thing to do to
protect yourself. The Dog Pound line will feature colorful packaging
and individual brands named after dogs. Among the brands coming
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up A for big and tall players, there's the Great
Dane B for hardcore rappers. There's the Rottweiler or C
for all the white suburban kids. There's the Little Bow.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Well, I think I'm gonna have to take sea on
that one.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Go wow.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Remember that.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
He general.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
You did it, baby, You got the big old prospect,
all right.
Speaker 11 (10:41):
I sure appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Well you earned it.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Listen to Big sell calling and everything. Thank your baby.
Jack can get your information all right. Good morning, you
got the Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
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Good morning, Vicious Connery, Sean Connery. And you might think
that I'm just another sophisticated yet rugged Scottish movie star,
and you'd be right. What's my secret? The truth is
I can't stop my day without listening to the Big
Show with John Boy and Billy. Trust me, they're a
lot funnier than Doctor Noan blofeld O.
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Good Martin de Vic show is on the radio look
some just plain strange stuff. In eastern Idaho, a local
radio station mark Friday the thirteenth by inviting a bit
of bad luck and got a lot four celebratory helium
balloons hid overhead power lines, exploded into a fireball and
knocked out power to three thousand households. Over We're Rednecks.
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A federal judge ruled that a Nebraska public Access TV
program featuring video of a nude clown was weird, graphic, unnecessary, distasteful,
and decent and offensive.
Speaker 6 (12:31):
This is the first time anything has ever been legally ruled.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Weird, I think, but it was not legally obscene. Yeah. Really,
the nude clown is scaring me? Really?
Speaker 1 (12:41):
This Montana to effecta angry otters attacked a woman swimming
in the Missouri River. A skunk with an empty metal
can stuck to its head ran berserk in the town
of Hovra. Helena man was convicted of animal cruelty kicking
a porcupine to death after police found quill sticking.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Out of his shoes.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Weird Wow High School hijiins Baltimore High School student which
was suspended for her spelling, specifically putting a hex on
a classmate.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Unfortunately, her mother, a transsexual who was actually the fifteen
year old witch's biological dad, stepped in and straightened things out.
Suspension lasted one day. Both mother and daughter remained practicing witches.
Speaker 6 (13:27):
So he used to be a guy now and only
he's he a woman, He's a witch.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Yeah? Uh okay? Coke good, Pepsi bad?
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Pepsi T shirt on coke Day really really bad and Evans,
Georgia High School senior was suspended for a day for
just such a fashion faux pas, making him a victim
of the never ending Cola wars. I know it sounds bad,
admitted principal of Gloria Hamilton, but she said it was
a student deliberately being disruptive and rude. Wore a pepsi
T shirt on Coca Cola.
Speaker 6 (13:55):
Man, oh man, get him some counseling.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
I wish it was that easy to get kicked out
of school when I was in.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
I got to come up with I stuff go back,
and I almost beg him to send me hope. Randy Thomas,
now known to his fellow inmates as the BLT, was
sent us to three and a half years in prison
for a bacon related assault. Thomas and cod that.
Speaker 6 (14:16):
Maybe the first time those words have ever been juiced together.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Thomas and a codefindant beat up a man tied into
a tree and covered him with bacon.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
And he hopes that wild animals what attack.
Speaker 6 (14:28):
Johnny has a dream, but like a happy dream where
they did that to him.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Eat my way clear.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
But the victim wild Greasy, survived the bacon related assault.
The Louisiana cop survived. In January stabbing by a cooking thermometer.
Will did the deadly weapon. O Joseph reed from Louisiana
and by a temper.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
It was a search.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
You're in a cop So they found this, this cooking thermometer,
and he stabbed the officer with it, but the officer's
life was saved when his bulletproof vest bent the thermometer.
All our cop buddies, we always feel them. Let's see
if they're wearing the bulletproof aest and we get on them.
If they're not well, Jack usually feels them.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Just lets us know.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Let that be a lesson to even a cooking thermometer. Well,
roofess and save you life, armed only with his thirty
two teeth. A West Virginia judge went after a courtroom
witness over the man's foul mouth.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
The now former.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Judge was acquitted this mayor federal chargees for as unique
brand of justice biting bill wenting on the beak after
the defendant cursed him. After months of counseling, the judge
acknowledged his behavior was bizarre and weird. Some of judge
ever bit a defendant on the nose for of course
that kind of liked it. And my late Denver County
Judge Claudia Jordan noticed a problem with the windows in
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her courtroom, so she slipped the clerk a note blind
on the right side, maybe falling. Please call someone. The
clerk did. She dialed nine to one one, and a
stretcher toting squad of paramedics quickly arrived before the judge's bitch.
The judge had no I wanted someone from maintenance if
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I Cindya Duvaca, stunned when her teenage son came out
to unload groceries from the family car, sarcastically cracked call
nine one one, I'm having a heart attack. Well the
sun did just that, summoning authorities in Medina, Ohio. It figures,
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Speaker 3 (19:09):
Good morning? And you got the Big Show on already.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
You have more chances for you to win coming up
after your news, weather and sports.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Oh oh, I didn't know, I didn't see you.
Speaker 7 (19:20):
This is Professor Melwyn handed Day, head of heh oh,
head of Big Show Science and History Division, And you're
listening to two boys who are destined to be history,
John Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 11 (19:36):
Yo.
Speaker 13 (19:37):
When I say they will be history, I didn't need
to apply a negative. I simply meant that they they
Oh what did I mean?
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Good morning? Everybody, got a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
We spent some time with Ray Stevens and it will
play Beat Ray and our take off with the Beatny
Blonde contest of course, you know, and that will be
your last yance joined the Winters this morning, say hang,
I'll be right back. Good morning. The Big Show was
on the radio. Well once again raise Stevens, up Ramian
and Billy talking about it. Man, you can't be in
this business without you being one of our heroes.
Speaker 14 (20:39):
Yeah, oh wow, I'm flabber and gast.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
And you started off, uh in the business as a
disc jockey well sorta.
Speaker 14 (20:50):
Yeah, I was a young kid. I was summertime. I
was still in school. But it was in Albany, Georgia,
all Bennie, Georgia.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
How about Yeah? Man, we in all Benny right now?
Speaker 14 (20:58):
Bet you And and I was on WGPC one summer
when I was fifteen.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Wow. So then, but had you played you know music.
When did you say, Oh, yeah, I had a little band.
Speaker 14 (21:09):
I always loved music and I was piano player, played
keyboards and had a little band all my life.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
So well, had a lot of fun doing that as
a kid.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
And then like your first deal in the record business
was actually working in since some department was it Mercury Records?
Speaker 6 (21:25):
You were like a were you like a staff writer
or a session player or something like that.
Speaker 14 (21:29):
Well, I was in Atlanta and Shelby Singleton, who was
running Mercury's A and R department at that time in
nineteen oh gosh, when was that sixty two? He said
move up to Nashville and helped Jerry Kennedy and I
you can be an assistant and produce records. And I said, great,
I'll be right there. And I moved up January second
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and played a lot of sessions that year and was
involved in recording so many great artists on Mercury.
Speaker 15 (21:57):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
And then yourself you went to Grammy.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
We were talking earlier, Everything is beautiful Grammy Award win
a song man.
Speaker 14 (22:02):
Yeah, and I was in Australia when they gave the Grammys. Oh,
Glenn Campbell got my Grammy. He's gonna give it back
one of these and the cards.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
You know you gotta remember A have the A ram.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
I was thinking when when I heard you you had
a new song, I said, I wonder if he's gonna
redo A have the A rap?
Speaker 14 (22:24):
Well short of did you know got the same little
horn on the front anyway?
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Right?
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Of course, guitars whatever, all time favorite week we still
play that.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
We'll just use it whenever we can. Did you do
the Monkey? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (22:36):
The Monkey, Jane guitars and the whole deal.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
What every about it? Shut up, baby, I'm trying to say.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
We we say that there's so many lyrics out of
your songs that we just use in our everyday life.
Speaker 16 (22:48):
It old Clyde, he's in the c I A Hey
what what what about that?
Speaker 3 (23:00):
As you get to Harley on the high Dive A
the Shriners can was that personal experience?
Speaker 6 (23:06):
Yes, it was, Hey, knew a guy that's running on
the hotel showing everybody the secret hand shaking.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
It went from there.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Yeah, I mean this is I mean classics and uh
and then of course I want to hope wasn't inspired
by something that you went through the streak?
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Who can forget the streak.
Speaker 14 (23:21):
Well, you know I was. I was caught one night.
I was downtown naked and the policeman said, what are
you doing downtown naked? And I told him, I said,
well I was at this party. And they turned out
the lights and said, take off your clothes and go
to town.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
And here I am.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
And uh, the songs you have heard us play, Ray
Stevens Osama Yomama. We're gonna play that for you and
talk about that. It's just a second, but right now,
let us give right quick. We got another prize package.
Ray's gonna play with us, So play beat guitars and huh,
well they call a nine do you next?
Speaker 3 (24:16):
You wanted to make sure it's on the radio.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Yeah, the man Ray Stevens my heroes.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
In the studio with his man love his job.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Tell you what I'm inspired us up like reading the
titles Randon Bell. We're gonna have us to Ray Stephens
week starting next Monday.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Man, you just go down these the street.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
I say no with him sitting there the street, Shriner's Convention,
It's me again, Margaret.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
Turn your radio on. Missed Mississippi Squirrel.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Revival guitars and a half day wrap along came Jones.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Man, every day's beautiful. Course, that is so cool. Radio's
pleasure to have you here, right.
Speaker 8 (24:50):
I gotta tell you my father, these guys know, was
in country music Djay when I was growing up, and
I remember him laughing at your at your work.
Speaker 14 (24:57):
Everybody's father laughed at me. If it weren't for just
for men, I'd look like Gabby Hayes.
Speaker 6 (25:06):
At this point, Ray is feeling like a Shattner at
the Star Trek. I was gonna say, get a life, people,
But I.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Mean, who never talked? I get a chance to ask him?
I mean a grub just one of the greatest ever?
Speaker 6 (25:18):
Who did the Monkey? Yeah, that's question you've always wanted
to have.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Like the three melodies that came together. I mean, that's
just jeans put it together. Did you start with.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
The Tarzan first or just start with the monkey? It's
just a song, all right, I said it was me
that did the Monkey. It was walked up Brennan.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Okay, oh man, wonderful, absolutely all right? And uh Ray
is right here. Let me say, oh yeah, we got
a contest play. I got carried away there? Who we
got here, Jackie?
Speaker 3 (25:45):
What I do with it?
Speaker 9 (25:46):
So?
Speaker 1 (25:46):
When I usually we have this pretty blond hitter girl
will play beat the Blonde. Since you're here, we're playing
beat Well, I was gonna say maybe guitars Ankas was
gonna play beat the ahab damn it.
Speaker 6 (25:54):
Bradshaw kept running in here and what.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Now, so let's go. Uh let me say, Steve. Is
that Steve from Lynchburg, Virginia.
Speaker 6 (26:06):
And we hear he likes to get drunk.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Steve say hey to Ray Stevens.
Speaker 5 (26:13):
Hey, Ray, Hey, as you go?
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Good right hey, And by the way, we're throwing in
Ray's CD Osama Yo Mama, autographed by Ray Stevens. If
you win this contest, all right, all Ray, We're gonna
ask you questions. You just answer him and Steve will
agree or disagree. Three beils for three buzzers.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
He wins. All right.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
According to scientist Ray, who dreams more smart people are
stupid people.
Speaker 14 (26:36):
Oh, I'd say, uh uh, you know, this question has
a lot of meaning for me because I.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Dream a lot. Oh tell you really, yeah, man, I'm
not too bright, so I'd say stupid people.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
So all right, now, Ray says stupid people, but he
could be being modest.
Speaker 14 (26:53):
I will agree, what does that mean?
Speaker 11 (26:56):
Help?
Speaker 3 (26:57):
Me eat me modest?
Speaker 1 (26:58):
I know, oh yero, no smart people dream more?
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Was that make me? Did I mention? I dreamed? Oh
you want to tell him about the last dream you had?
Oh my last dream man?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
It was me Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis and the
chimney was falling down. They buzzing at me for not
sketching it.
Speaker 16 (27:19):
Please no with the ricks WoT it means you're an idiot?
Speaker 5 (27:29):
All right?
Speaker 3 (27:30):
All right?
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Ray Cowboys star Tom Mix had something made with his
initials imprinted on him, so that wherever he went he
would leave the letters t M in the dirt. Was
it his boots, his horse shoes or his car tires?
Speaker 14 (27:47):
Well I would say, being a big Tom Mix fan,
that it was his car.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
Tires, car tires. And of course Tom Mix wasn't famous
cowboy movie star.
Speaker 14 (27:56):
Yes he was, and he carried a little guy with
a carpet. He never walked in the put the carpet down,
I walk fust and then they'd pick it up.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
And explains his boots, his horses shoes, probably no doubt
car before so his car tires.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
All right, Steve agreed?
Speaker 5 (28:11):
Disagree?
Speaker 3 (28:11):
You're disagreeing? Oh no, he should have went with car.
He didn't. He didn't really ride a horse everywhere he went.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Ray, speaking of tires, Goodyear once made a tire entirely
out of this agricultural product? Was it akalmnure b corn
or see hog fat?
Speaker 14 (28:37):
The one I thought it was is not on the list.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
But I would say, I would say it would be corn.
It'd have to be corn. Corn. Yeah, Steve, agree or disagree.
Speaker 5 (28:50):
I'm to just go with it. Disagree again.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
It was corn. Well, listen, I tell you what. You
didn't win the prize package.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
But so you can remember this, we'll give you the
race Stevens autograph copy.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
That's two buzzers. No, that's that's yeah, redy Raddy. As
you say off and say this is a good show
you want to listen to.
Speaker 12 (29:11):
Do you dream ever?
Speaker 3 (29:12):
Do you ever dream?
Speaker 4 (29:13):
You know?
Speaker 3 (29:14):
I really don't. I tried. I've heard about it.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
So Steve, you got the race Stevens Osama you mama
see the autograph by Ray?
Speaker 3 (29:24):
All right, buddy, all right, man hold on if you're
breaking right here?
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Rand?
Speaker 3 (29:27):
Is that all right? You know where we are? We're work? Okay,
all right, we'll be right.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. All right time
for our Facebook Requests of the morning. Cody crib mullin
South Carolina. Cody wants to hear the Bruce Jenner song.
Well all not just let Caitlin just go its own way.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
I don't get which way is that? To figure that out? Yeah,
go do get a lot of requests. What is to
be happy? To play it for you?
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Holding Joe Hoyt in the Junior Nation man with a
Bruce Jenner saw coming up next. Good Morning, Big Shows
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on the radio. Facebook Request of the morning, Cody crib
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Speaker 3 (30:33):
Here we go.
Speaker 15 (30:43):
Morning, nineteen forty nine at the Town in New York State.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
Became a high school football star.
Speaker 15 (30:50):
Things were going great, but his gridiron dreams are ended
by a bad knee full of stitches. He went out
for track and field, the first of many switches. They
say that he was faster than a bullet from a god,
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dreaming of Olympic gold and the Decathlon in seventy sixty one.
At all the champion of the world, but deep inside
this manly man was a frightened little girl. YIPI Bruce Jenner,
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yipii ye Bruce Jenner. A champion as a man, but
as a woman, a beginner, a move YIPII.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
Bruce Jenner.
Speaker 15 (31:49):
He came back to the USA, the king of all
the jocks, even got his victory picture on the wheeties,
box made TV shows and movies. They all went down
the tubes. In secret. He took hormone pills. He grew
a set of booth three times. He got married three times.
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It failed to stick, probably because secretly he dreamed of
being a chick. And I swear this is a true story.
Yipi ye Bruce Jenner, Ye bi ye Bruce Jenner. A
champion as a man, as a woman, a beginner.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
Ibi Bruce Jenner.
Speaker 15 (32:46):
He sat down with Diane Sawyer so he could have
his say. He said, just calls I'm a woman doesn't
mean I'm gay. He's had some crazy twists and turns
on the road of his career from male Olympic sportsman
to woman of the Year. Yippi hey Bruce Jitner. YPI
(33:12):
yay Bruce Jitner. A champion as a man, but as
a woman beginner the YPI yay Bruce Jenner. I'll tell
you them three wives that he has never had a chance.
It's mighty hard to beat the other woman when your
husband is the other woman. There he goes, riding off
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in the sunset side saddle. What he left behind a
silver bullet the cours light. Oh, Saint PAULI girl, what
was I thinking?
Speaker 3 (34:10):
You wanted a big shows on the radio?
Speaker 1 (34:12):
John won't be in Ray Stevens. Oh some of your
Mama by Ray Stevens. Well, uh, well, this is cool man.
So we played.
Speaker 3 (34:19):
We came out, uh the very first time we heard it,
loved it and uh.
Speaker 6 (34:23):
We came out the very first time we heard it.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Holy moly with it. You know what I mean? I
dreamed about this last night.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
And uh no the record, I guess available in record stores. No, no,
it's just under said.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
I only have flea markets. You say how they treat me, Ray,
It's always been tough being you. I know how it feels.
Believe me, man, this is cool man.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Maybe I get one of my heroes to tell me
how to how to deal with stuff, because I mean,
like the record is, you've been You've been in it
these years and years and uh and and you've remained
sane and kept your sense of humor.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
You're an old I had my senior citizen cereal this morning.
Nothing raising, honey, and I feel good. That is awesome.
Are you living in Nashville now? Yeah? Uh huh yeah,
I living been there since sixty two. Wow, sixty too?
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Yeah man, now was I guess you've seen Nashville the
music scene? Oh man, coming goes? It still going in cycles? Yeah,
it's it's going strong. But it's certainly changed a lot
over the years, as anything would.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
Of course, new people moving in.
Speaker 14 (35:36):
Yeah, it's always changing. Yeah, that's something you got to
steal on your toes. I tell you, Ray you the man.
What honored is to meet you. Thank you, thank you
very much for coming on, coming on to show. I'm
so happy to be here.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
Thank you. All all right, I guess we gotta go
home now.
Speaker 5 (35:53):
All right?
Speaker 6 (35:54):
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That's all. Oh god, y'all have a great rest of
your day.
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We're gonna be celebrating Friday tomorrow, join us watch you.
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I love you mean it.
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