December 31, 2024 • 33 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll do some early morning reminiscing about our childhood days.. - John Boy puts together a list of what will be his last words.. - Ike Turner addresses listeners letter complaining about a coworker who uses too much cologne.. - We’ll give the Name That Trumpet TV Theme Song Contest one more round.. - We found a lost copy of an in studio performance of Robert Earl Keen’s “I’m the Man” song.. - and Lipless sneaks in at the end…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
You got a big show on already, more chances you
to win coming up after your news, weather and sports.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Home, I have no home, Hunted, despised, leaping like an animal.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
The jungle is my home.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I will show the world that I am its master.
I will create my own race of people, a.
Speaker 5 (00:30):
Race of atomic superman that will conquer the world. And
here are the first two Jong Boy and Billy from
the Big Show.
Speaker 6 (01:11):
Good morning, A big show is on the radio. And
here we are on Monday morning, Yes, stupid Monday.
Speaker 7 (01:20):
So well, you know, you put it at the first
of the week. You get the worst day of the
week out of the way first, and then.
Speaker 6 (01:26):
Yeah, I guess, so you think about it.
Speaker 7 (01:28):
I guess so huh all right, then that's just he's
not going for it.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
No, yeah, I'm right there with you on that.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
NFL a whole lot better.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
Uh oh, sounds like somebody's got a case of the munders.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
I hate you.
Speaker 7 (01:49):
I almost asked who you're talking to, and probably talking everybody.
Speaker 6 (01:53):
Yeah, let it go.
Speaker 7 (01:54):
Anybody who's likely to meet the rest of the day.
Speaker 6 (01:57):
And there's somebody always like that, and we're where you were.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Get it? Okays with the moonbeay.
Speaker 7 (02:03):
Yeah right, it's one of those t G I M types.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Last week was last week and long week tearbyke everybody, yes, yes.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
Oh what a week?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Then a week? It just flies. Let's just take a
little polo the room who wants to go home? Right now?
Vote on that?
Speaker 7 (02:29):
Goodness, look he's drilling, he does anyway.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Mazo, we got going though, not summer with your little schoolmarm.
Speaker 7 (02:44):
Look look at that she's got that from the van
Halen video.
Speaker 6 (02:48):
Look, yeah, opened one of my eyes.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Go around without contacts for a couple of weeks if
she can go get her eyes fixed.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Glass.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
I ain't even wear a nam glasses I don't like.
Oh no, we all like them.
Speaker 8 (03:04):
Oh I think girls and glasses are hot goods and
glasses except for.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Some okay Sally Chas Raphael.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
Girls not chrons. After you do that, do you have
to wear those glasses that wrap around your head?
Speaker 8 (03:21):
You know?
Speaker 7 (03:22):
You see, like like the ones that Ray Charles wears
all the time.
Speaker 6 (03:27):
Something to go home that day?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Is that right?
Speaker 6 (03:29):
Because they're they're huge. It's like you got two windshields.
Speaker 7 (03:32):
But then you just you just pretend you're one of
the X men.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Look of cyclops pupils.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
Yeah, and it's to keep the sunlight out of your eyes.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Because your pupils won't contract, which is what sunglasses do
pretty much. Yeah, call them that.
Speaker 7 (03:46):
The very best part of the surgery, though, from what
Randy has told me, is the pill they give you
to take a nap with that afternoon after the surgery.
Speaker 6 (03:54):
How can we get some of.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
That some wild dreams, I mean some good dreams.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
Oh yeah, yeah, I know, I'd done again.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
I defied that Johnny has the best dreams. Oh well
that's true. Now I don't have any of the sorrows.
Speaker 8 (04:07):
The best dreams. Yeah, it's like a Saturday in that
life sketch. They don't start anywhere, and they really don't
go anywhere. But what's in between, it's just so bizarre
you can't look away.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
What was what it was like a week ago?
Speaker 9 (04:18):
It's like, you know, you and Dean Martin, jer Mars
and Jerry Lewis and the we were remodeling the place
in the chimney, the chimney which was falling down the bricks,
and Jerry Lewis was hollering at me, you know, yell at.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Me, why can't you take any Then the Chimney's falling.
Speaker 7 (04:32):
Jerry Johnny something please bricks aad.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
I'm gonna go to the coach. I'm gonna go over
him and make a cocktail.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
You boys try to do they work?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Oh ma, but uh anyway, all right, so yeah we're
slow to with Sureley waking up here.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Uh, We're gonna give you legs up here. Yeah, we
gotta play outbursts. We'll give you three dates in history.
We're working on categories. Open them the lines, play outburst
in just second. Alright, they got the Big John alreadyo
here this Monday, giving you legs up for Albert getting
ready to play that game right now. If you're thinking
about picking up the phone dial in, you might want
to pay attention.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Here to get through get shoot. I gotta go.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
Help Jarondine Bilda's chimney.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
All right, let's say here, Francis Bobby A would have
been ninety nine years old.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
It ain't Bee, ain't bee, ain't.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Be who played that music? I hit the music?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Besides being Aunt Bee, she was It's a great Life's
Amy and eve Arden show.
Speaker 6 (05:39):
She was Nora eve Arden Show.
Speaker 7 (05:42):
Was that ar Miss Brooks?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Is that the name of that show. I don't know,
she had a couple she had a couple of shows.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Okay, okay, Oh ain't Bee didn't really like talking about
the Andy Grifforth Show after she was on it. No,
you know, is it one of those deals where she
was a serious actress and then.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
That everybody just know her?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah? She was felt like she was typecast. She was
kind of like goober.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
Yeah, and I'm not kidding.
Speaker 7 (06:06):
Really the only thing I've ever seen him do besides
Andrews show and he haw remember the Twilight Zone episode
with George Lindsay in it.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
It was like.
Speaker 7 (06:16):
Darkness descended over the small town. He was the sheriff
or something very different fro him. Oh he was also
in an afrot Hitchcock. Was it like the thing in
the jar that?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, right right right, yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:28):
He was in some carnival or something bought this weird
thing in a jar man.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Yeah, I know how I feel, dude, he still got
I named it. It was on this date in nineteen
fifty seven, Humphrey Bogart died at fifty seven years old
after two year battle with cancer. His last words were
spoken to his wife, Lauren Bacall, Goodbye kid, hurry back.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Who are you? What if you do with my husband?
I'm not going anywhere you are. That's odd.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
Yeah, goodbye, kid, hurry back. And he was the one going.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Well, and she could have been. It didn't.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
It's not like he was on his death and it
said his last word spoken to his wife.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
She could have been like leaving for the quickie mart
or something.
Speaker 7 (07:07):
Yeah, get will showing here.
Speaker 8 (07:09):
Yeah, yeah, oh boy, I'm gonna start mixing our mobster actors.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
Yeah see.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
And it was almost on this day.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
In nineteen ninety, the Simpsons premiered on the Fox Network. Palmer, Marge, Bart, Lisa,
and Maggie are still going Strong. A Simpsons Christmas special
aired on December seventeenth, nineteen eighty nine. Of the series
didn't start until January fourteenth, and it was around.
Speaker 7 (07:39):
Before that because remember remember the Tracy al.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Tracy almost show.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
Yeah, it was a little bit short.
Speaker 7 (07:43):
They were doing these little shorts in between the skits.
Speaker 6 (07:45):
Yeah, go back and see them.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
You want to talk about.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
Oh yeah, that's different.
Speaker 7 (07:49):
And they're a lot more misshapen than they're.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Oh yeah yeah, all right, but there's your legs up
for this outburst game.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
All right, we'll take calor nine and one eighth A
big show and play with you.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Next is a big sewan the radio motor at the
(08:29):
bottom of the hour on the floor.
Speaker 10 (08:34):
Outburst. Let's play Outburst. But it's the game that anyone
can win, John Boy and Billy. Do you give the
prizes from the big prize being crazy contest the number one?
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing Outburst. Have a hurry up and guest time you
(08:58):
have the best time?
Speaker 4 (08:59):
You have a shot, Larry?
Speaker 1 (09:16):
What's that?
Speaker 6 (09:17):
Chipens our whole profession.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Now, Larry?
Speaker 10 (09:20):
Yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 6 (09:21):
Hey, Boddie, how you doing this morning?
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Man?
Speaker 6 (09:24):
All right? You ready to jump on in here?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Then play this game, Larry, I'll give.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
It a shot.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I just turned the radio as soon as you said
the college I have, I wan't do it. Okay, Well,
this is out versus Larry.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
I'm gonna tell you the name three items inside of
each category. We gave you legs up on this date
in history. But since you missed that, you should gonna
be shooting from the hip.
Speaker 11 (09:42):
All right, Yeah, it makes the first time I missed it.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Man, It ain't that something see as always happens. And
I told everybody that was listening. Now, if y'all planned
to call in and play this contest, listen up to
these dates in history?
Speaker 6 (09:54):
And what did you do?
Speaker 10 (09:56):
Just turn the radio one?
Speaker 7 (09:57):
You said, the college, I'm selling most of my way ahead.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Well, it's not your fault because you couldn't hear me
tell you to listen.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
So I wonder if this was.
Speaker 7 (10:07):
Like one of those things like fear Factory. You had
to get in like you know, a tub full of
you know, grubworms or something.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
So you gotta you gotta know what you're calling it for.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
Larry, how bad do you want to be on TV?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
All right?
Speaker 6 (10:21):
Hilarious? Ain't gonna be like it's gonna.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Take your places.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
We gonna jump into it right now, here go, Larry,
give us three characters from the Andy Griffith Show.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Ready go, Yeah, that's right, that's pretty easy. Sounds like
somebody's living in the past. All right, here you go.
Speaker 6 (10:42):
Give me three dead Hollywood stars, ready.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Go rock out and now on the road. And Georgian
all right, all right, yeah, because Humphrey Boguard died on
this day.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
All right for the wind, Larry, you going right to buddy,
give us three characters from The Simpsons.
Speaker 6 (11:01):
Ready, Joe margin Holder.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Let's say, my daddy, you don't need to pay attention.
Speaker 6 (11:09):
After all, you don't need to practice.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Larry, Yeah, okur, just give him a prospect? Alright, did
Larry callahan?
Speaker 12 (11:19):
Lord?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Hold on Jackie and the Twins to get your information. Okay,
Good morning, The Big Show's on the radio, and more
Big Show right around the corner.
Speaker 12 (11:29):
I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit. And
I like to listen to John Boy and Billy and
that they're Big Show. I like the way they talk.
They're funny. Haha, funny queer, that's what they say. Anyhow,
I figured out why John Boy has a hard time
getting started in the morning. I ain't gotten the gaze.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Good morning, A Big Show was on the radio. Here
we all Monday morning, about twenty away from the hour
from talk about the old days played backyard football, backyard
b ball, but up before everybody had basketball goals in
the backyard.
Speaker 6 (12:34):
Yeah that's true.
Speaker 7 (12:35):
I mean when we were kids, we had to go
to the recreations. Now we didn't have like backyard goal.
Maybe one guy that you knew that had a basketball
goal attack.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Yeah, I have many and I lived mostly girls in
my neighborhood, and they was always put on beauty pagets,
so I would always be a judge of the beauty patches.
You had some ball playing girls, and you had some
want to be in the beauty patchet. We just have
twist contests too.
Speaker 7 (12:56):
Did you have a guy in your neighborhood that always
wanted to be in the beauty patches too?
Speaker 2 (13:03):
He always want biality, never could pull the victory away
from always.
Speaker 6 (13:10):
Uh yeah, so twist contest.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
He was happy just to be nominated. Oh pretty cute.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Yeah, you play you know, played doctor, but not the doctor.
We would play like howse I mean, you know the
girl with the girls. You know, you'd have to play
what they would want to play sometimes and I only
had like me and uh, Steve had Curtis he was
a little older than I was, and Lee Stewart you know,
so we always you.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Know, had to do what the girls. Would you play
Lost in Space or the Monkeys or anything? I mean,
did you control the monkeys? Yeah? I was not yours Jones?
Speaker 6 (13:41):
Really?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Uh you a little bit tall for day?
Speaker 10 (13:43):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
No, I always make you dollans. No, we played beagels.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
I wanted to be Paul McCartney, because as as a
butler pointed out before and he said.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
He said, he I want I had to be the
cute one.
Speaker 11 (13:55):
Which one was, Oh jezie, Oh yeah, I'll never just
go climb trees or nothing.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Oh yeah, you always had the stupid kid.
Speaker 8 (14:05):
You dared him to climb as high as he couldn't.
He gets up baring I can't get down. You say
what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (14:09):
Yeah, in our group, that would have been me.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
We're shilly. An eagle carried him off and dropped him
at the top of the tree.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
Oh but hey, who would take years later?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Here we are playing playhouse, and we're playing house here
on the big show that was to be a playhouse.
Speaker 6 (14:26):
Yep, alright, did hang on, we're playing minutes? Sorry, go on,
(14:55):
it's a big shown already. Go that corner away from the.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Hour and that is time.
Speaker 7 (15:02):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Boodreau
and the Mule. As our story opens, a livestock dealer
arrives at the Boudreau farm in Thibodeaux, Louisiana.
Speaker 13 (15:16):
How did how did that man? My name Maccus LeBlanc.
I'm the livestock dealer from down the road. Is your
husband about?
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Yeah? He right over in the bond.
Speaker 9 (15:28):
Hold on, I'll go get here.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Thank you, codling, miss Cleo, the.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Last old man here to see you make the house
down up over the back of my neck, I county,
good morning there, I'm missing LeBlanc.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Did How did that, mister Boudreaux. I need to spoke
with you about something. You kind of bring me my
mule I bought here today. Well, that's what what I
got to.
Speaker 13 (15:52):
Spoke to you about. I'm afraid we got a little
problem with that mule.
Speaker 6 (15:56):
What kind of little problem?
Speaker 13 (15:58):
Well, this morning I put that old mule in the
back of the trailer and brought him over here.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
That mule, he get a little excited sometimes.
Speaker 13 (16:07):
On the way over he started kicking, kicking his foot
on the tailgate of the trailer. Well, five mile down
down the road, the tailgate come open. The mule fell
out on the road and got killed.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
What did he say? What did he say? Allow me
to reiterate, Well, did this this morning?
Speaker 6 (16:28):
I take it what we got it?
Speaker 1 (16:30):
The mule, dad, is what you're trying to Yes, he
did it.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
He can be Well, tell me something at the livestock man.
How on the same hell am I supposed to pull
my ply out with the dad mule?
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Why don't you put the old lady to work?
Speaker 13 (16:45):
Don't take well, I can't give you your hundred hundred
dollars back.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
I've done already spend it it. No, no, no, I
need my hundred dollars back, but I cannot give it
back to you. I already spend it. You know you're
not You're not listening to me. I'm keeping up with
you that I can probably round you up a new mule.
But in my take tree or two week trail.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Two weeks, man, I can't wait there long.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
I got plowing to do.
Speaker 13 (17:09):
Well, I don't know quite what to told you, sir,
Tell you what you unload that dad mule and lay
him over there beside the bond.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
What you gonna did with a damn mule?
Speaker 2 (17:19):
You'll let me worry about that woman. Ye yeah, Now,
if me, mister leb blank, I got some work to do.
Two weeks later in a small bar just outside town,
how they gus.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Let me have a boot of pat blue ribbon.
Speaker 6 (17:34):
Well, now, if it ain't a drunk live stop man.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Oh hey, that mister boojo. Yeah, gus, when you put
that on my tab, Huh, you're gonna bought me a man?
Speaker 10 (17:45):
Why?
Speaker 5 (17:45):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Well, after what happened with that mule I showed you,
I didn't figure you had much use for me.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Now, why would you take that shoot? That mule made
me almost five hundred dollars?
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Say what blin blink how you did that? Well, after you.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Left, I went over to the print shop and had
to make me up a bunch of raffle. Ticket had
a little drawing of a mule's head on him, and
up at the top it said, big raffle, win this
mule ten dollars and I sold fifty of them.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
That is why you need to taught me. You had
a raffle and the prize was a dead mule. That
is exactly what I'm tolding you. And didn't nobody get
mad at you?
Speaker 6 (18:28):
Well, just a fellow that won, but I gave him
his money back.
Speaker 12 (18:34):
You think about that.
Speaker 7 (18:40):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
I got fifty more mules back home. You got a shotgun.
Speaker 7 (18:46):
See then again next time, when we'll hear the krusty
old guy at the print shop.
Speaker 6 (18:50):
Say hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
That's big show the radio. John bo Been and Tanner
Fellers ran to Jackie and you listening? Hi?
Speaker 13 (19:03):
How you are listening to two of the funniest guys
on the radio and my fraternity brothers at the Raccoon Lodge,
John Boy and Philly on the Big Show?
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Are they funny?
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Are they funny?
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Oh? Hello, good morning?
Speaker 2 (19:56):
A big show is right here on the radio and
just a mere thirty minutes away. Another chance for us
to give GiB you take, take, we go old prize
package the winner, John boyd Jeopardy will We'll get that
deal all right. The prize package we're talking about is
what we're talking about. No, we all hang out, John Boy,
Jeffardy's gonna be played. The winner will be made ten minutes.
(20:17):
Good morning, The Big Show is on the radio, less
than thirty minutes away from Ike Turner were.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Gon Axe Ike here.
Speaker 7 (20:24):
Yes, this morning, lock it in and rip the tunerater
off right now it is John Boy Jeopardy time.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Okay, here you go, all hinges on this question today. Well,
the statistics have changed over the years, but nowadays one
in two hundred and seventy berths.
Speaker 6 (20:40):
Have this in common.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
What is mom telling Dad she'll see him in hell
at some point during the birth?
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Yeah, something comes out like that. No, it's been about
the same over the gear. So what do y'all think
One in two hundred and seventy births have this in common?
One eight hundred big show, you're toll free line across
in America. Well'll start recaller nine and we'll go, do
we get a winter?
Speaker 1 (21:00):
We play next?
Speaker 6 (21:23):
Good morning? It's a big should the radio during the
bottom of the hour, and that is time.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Yes, live across up at the cats jump for.
Speaker 7 (21:36):
I now a man who may be presidential material because
over the weekend he passed out while eating a pretzel.
He's John mor Shaggy. We got Christie up out of Ashland, Kentucky.
Good morning, Christie, Good morning, jun boy.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
How are you.
Speaker 6 (21:58):
Doing, my little bright, sunny, shy baby Dolly.
Speaker 7 (22:01):
I am just wonderful.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
I cannot believe that I got through.
Speaker 7 (22:04):
I listen every morning, my boyfriend, Good morning, spects. We
listen every morning.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
We love you all.
Speaker 7 (22:10):
Oh, what's your boyfriend's name?
Speaker 6 (22:12):
I'm Greg Okay, morning smurf.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Yeah, spa on the coup and.
Speaker 10 (22:17):
He probably is not hearing it.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
I can't believe this, Oh Stavid boyfriend. Yeah, there's your money. Christy, Jackie,
is this the one you told me? She said, I
think I'm gonna cry.
Speaker 7 (22:31):
So excited, Jungle.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
You don't know. This means a lot to me, he said,
it's such an honor.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Man.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
I hope she wins. All right, Christy, Well let's see
what we got here.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
The statistics have changed over the years, but nowadays one
in two hundred and seventy births have this in common.
Speaker 7 (22:50):
I'm gonna say being a nurse, I'm gonna say it's
a Cesarean section.
Speaker 6 (22:54):
Okays come from a nurse.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
All ride, nurse, Christy, show us Caesareans action service.
Speaker 6 (23:04):
Anyway, Just give that.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
I don't care.
Speaker 6 (23:08):
Blessure heart day.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Okay, Christy, you keep trying, all right, baby, I'll do okay,
Bye bye?
Speaker 12 (23:15):
All right?
Speaker 6 (23:16):
Did we got c R out of Clarington, Ohio? Good morning,
c R?
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Good morning?
Speaker 6 (23:21):
How you doing buddy?
Speaker 12 (23:22):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Not too bad?
Speaker 6 (23:23):
Good You just sent around nurse and broken arm? You
still got a broken arm?
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Yeah, that's your heart.
Speaker 10 (23:29):
He had a very will back.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
You gonna give me that four wheeler?
Speaker 4 (23:32):
That a TV?
Speaker 1 (23:33):
No, so it's our fault. I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (23:34):
No see r What are you thinking, buddy?
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Okay, I'm gonna change my answer. I'm gonna go with triplets.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
You're gonna say triplets, all right? One in two hundred
seventy verse triplets.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Let's say no man, No, can y'all say hiding my daughter?
Long time for me? Ryan and Jail ride, Ryan and Jill.
How y'all doing?
Speaker 6 (24:02):
Give us salute there?
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Say you are?
Speaker 6 (24:04):
I can knock himself out? Alright, buddy, we appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Ah did.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Let's go to Joe Columbus, Georgia. Good morning, Joe, Buddy,
what what if you got broke?
Speaker 11 (24:21):
Much?
Speaker 1 (24:23):
But my spirit?
Speaker 12 (24:25):
My wallet?
Speaker 10 (24:28):
Right?
Speaker 6 (24:28):
Dad, Joe?
Speaker 1 (24:29):
What are you thinking?
Speaker 10 (24:30):
Man?
Speaker 7 (24:32):
It ain't I want to say twins?
Speaker 6 (24:35):
Okay, show us twins?
Speaker 4 (24:40):
Right?
Speaker 1 (24:45):
You know I thought he sounded like he was at
the top of.
Speaker 6 (24:47):
His game about him really good? All right, Joe? You
did it, buddy?
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (25:00):
Yeah, Joe, say what you strained? You gotta get some
information to Jacket.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Good morning, Rolling to the Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Hello, this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the
Pride of the Red States, John Boy and Billy Right,
here on the Big Show. Some enchanted morning. You may
hear the Big Show? Where's my big bag? Who can't
be topical?
Speaker 6 (26:00):
Good morning?
Speaker 2 (26:01):
A big show is on the radio. We about thirty
minutes away from me pulling out my trumpet. Stand back
while I whipped this outlay last break keeps it? Three
TV things songs You name them and you win. Just
that's simple. Got Today's top ten last came from Humphrey
Bogart's last word in nineteen fifty seven was back.
Speaker 6 (26:22):
His last words were goodbye, can't hurry back.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
You know what's weird is that he was the one
that was going somewhere. What is that all about? Anyways?
I said, I hope I say something cool. You know
my last words?
Speaker 7 (26:35):
So uh well, we've been working on it for quite
some time, Johnny, don't worry. We're ready for that. In fact,
from the Big Show, Safe deposit box. Here they are
john Boys Top ten last words. Number ten?
Speaker 6 (26:47):
Are you gonna eat that?
Speaker 11 (26:50):
Number nine?
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Go ahead, hit me in the stomach as hard as
you can. It won't hurt.
Speaker 11 (26:53):
I'm brace.
Speaker 7 (26:56):
Number eight. I know I'll play my trumpet. That'll soothe them.
Number seven, No, No, these are these safe kind of mushrooms.
Number six, Hey, bro, you call that music. Turn that
crap down, will you. Number five, don't worry. I've ridden
a bull before. Number four, you can't come in here, Mongo,
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you're drunk. Number three, that was your husband. Number two,
I'm dying. Randy is stupid. And the number one last
thing John Boy will ever say. Hey, y'all, watch this.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Muse y'all like a clown. No, you're way funnier the cloud.
(28:12):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
That's a big show on the radio, about fifteen minutes
away from the hour, and that's time to ask Ike,
Ike Mack, you gotta.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
See my intern, my proteas, my boy, sick dog dogs.
You have crazy love women. Every time I bring him
in here, he run off.
Speaker 10 (28:39):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
What's up?
Speaker 13 (28:42):
This is Ike with all the fall win wine you
need for all y'all. What you call introspersonal relationship. Dear Ike,
I heard your advice to Mike about his stanky boss.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Thanks for listening. This is gonna sound crazy. Well, you're
a woman ature that. But there's also such a thing
as stinking too good.
Speaker 12 (29:08):
Huh.
Speaker 13 (29:11):
People who add too much perfume or co logne can't
be just as bad as they are what you call
funky mother grabbers. How do a person handle that particule
like a little situation sign uncentered in a banner? Illinois
ain't no Illinois? Then are under cent the five? When
(29:35):
I first got your letter, I did thought you was
crazy stinking too good?
Speaker 1 (29:40):
That is whack?
Speaker 13 (29:43):
What's up with that? And while there is various degrees
or stinking bad such as stink, stinky, super stinky and taliban,
who ever heard.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Of smellings too good? That is until I was standing
in the ear light at the pigglety Wiggledy.
Speaker 13 (30:08):
Wearing my basket full of Vienias and big lighters, and
this lilac coco nutling missus butterworks, sweet cold damn cloud
of funk wrapped itself round my head. Standing in front
of me in the depressed line was this fat looking woman, at.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Least I think she was. I couldn't see anything too good,
my eyes watering so bad, and ye yeah, what was
the waster part of it was? Once I was out
of the grossrocery store, that smell.
Speaker 13 (30:42):
Hung on to me like a Bola contradictor or had
a coal line or big old squashy otro.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Pulls that funk was on me like Tina on a
ten spot.
Speaker 13 (30:56):
No that that that that that Now the inside of
my custom bro Ham is all funk it too. You
people know that big old bottle of car lockney you
got ain't a single servant. You ain't supposed to roll
in it like a chincharella. What you got a bottle
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of it hooked up to a car Washington. Hold yourself
down like glow coat. If somebody asked you if you
like some Chanelle number five, don't say super size. He
had up to fifty or sixty. Ain't all them mother
folks rying you dropping like flies? And in the creation
of your smellery. The real question is can't you smell?
Speaker 10 (31:38):
It?
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Is your No bro is your Olaro factory? And nervous
is on the fritzes?
Speaker 9 (31:46):
Man?
Speaker 1 (31:46):
I missed mine was? And how does you date?
Speaker 13 (31:50):
I tell you one thing, You're gonna have to wear
one of them big old white bottle hazard suits. And
I know it ain't just as women's. It's shure that
these men's out there just as bad our tension. Yeah,
you know people's like at tell them also telling them
not to shop at the piggle that wiggedly on Bunch Turnpike.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
On Saturday afternoon.
Speaker 13 (32:12):
And if they don't listen, if they insist the five
on moving around in a sweet swirling tornado, avon do
them a favor, help them de smell a fied Go
out and buy about two hundred thousand older eaters and
rub them all over their body. I suggest you begin
by filling your shoes with them and start wearing their
(32:34):
booty furs.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Listen, peace out.
Speaker 6 (32:41):
Then you got problems. Smell to Akki.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Put that woman down her man.
Speaker 6 (32:48):
I gotta go get that food.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
You're like a good morning. It's a fixed sholder radio.
Speaker 13 (32:59):
Helly, you lindsay premise here and when I'm on this
side of the pond, I get my daily dose of
culture and edification every morning from these two delightful lads,
John Boy and Billy right here on the big show.
You know, I hate to break it to you boys,
but where I come from, you're all Yankees. Who will
I thought it was funny
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
You got a big show on already, more chances you
to win coming up after your news, weather and sports.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Home, I have no home, Hunted, despised, leaping like an animal.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
The jungle is my home.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I will show the world that I am its master.
I will create my own race of people, a.
Speaker 5 (00:30):
Race of atomic superman that will conquer the world. And
here are the first two Jong Boy and Billy from
the Big Show.
Speaker 6 (01:11):
Good morning, A big show is on the radio. And
here we are on Monday morning, Yes, stupid Monday.
Speaker 7 (01:20):
So well, you know, you put it at the first
of the week. You get the worst day of the
week out of the way first, and then.
Speaker 6 (01:26):
Yeah, I guess, so you think about it.
Speaker 7 (01:28):
I guess so huh all right, then that's just he's
not going for it.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
No, yeah, I'm right there with you on that.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
NFL a whole lot better.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
Uh oh, sounds like somebody's got a case of the munders.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
I hate you.
Speaker 7 (01:49):
I almost asked who you're talking to, and probably talking everybody.
Speaker 6 (01:53):
Yeah, let it go.
Speaker 7 (01:54):
Anybody who's likely to meet the rest of the day.
Speaker 6 (01:57):
And there's somebody always like that, and we're where you were.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Get it? Okays with the moonbeay.
Speaker 7 (02:03):
Yeah right, it's one of those t G I M types.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Last week was last week and long week tearbyke everybody, yes, yes.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
Oh what a week?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Then a week? It just flies. Let's just take a
little polo the room who wants to go home? Right now?
Vote on that?
Speaker 7 (02:29):
Goodness, look he's drilling, he does anyway.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Mazo, we got going though, not summer with your little schoolmarm.
Speaker 7 (02:44):
Look look at that she's got that from the van
Halen video.
Speaker 6 (02:48):
Look, yeah, opened one of my eyes.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Go around without contacts for a couple of weeks if
she can go get her eyes fixed.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Glass.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
I ain't even wear a nam glasses I don't like.
Oh no, we all like them.
Speaker 8 (03:04):
Oh I think girls and glasses are hot goods and
glasses except for.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Some okay Sally Chas Raphael.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
Girls not chrons. After you do that, do you have
to wear those glasses that wrap around your head?
Speaker 8 (03:21):
You know?
Speaker 7 (03:22):
You see, like like the ones that Ray Charles wears
all the time.
Speaker 6 (03:27):
Something to go home that day?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Is that right?
Speaker 6 (03:29):
Because they're they're huge. It's like you got two windshields.
Speaker 7 (03:32):
But then you just you just pretend you're one of
the X men.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Look of cyclops pupils.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
Yeah, and it's to keep the sunlight out of your eyes.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Because your pupils won't contract, which is what sunglasses do
pretty much. Yeah, call them that.
Speaker 7 (03:46):
The very best part of the surgery, though, from what
Randy has told me, is the pill they give you
to take a nap with that afternoon after the surgery.
Speaker 6 (03:54):
How can we get some of.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
That some wild dreams, I mean some good dreams.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
Oh yeah, yeah, I know, I'd done again.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
I defied that Johnny has the best dreams. Oh well
that's true. Now I don't have any of the sorrows.
Speaker 8 (04:07):
The best dreams. Yeah, it's like a Saturday in that
life sketch. They don't start anywhere, and they really don't
go anywhere. But what's in between, it's just so bizarre
you can't look away.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
What was what it was like a week ago?
Speaker 9 (04:18):
It's like, you know, you and Dean Martin, jer Mars
and Jerry Lewis and the we were remodeling the place
in the chimney, the chimney which was falling down the bricks,
and Jerry Lewis was hollering at me, you know, yell at.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Me, why can't you take any Then the Chimney's falling.
Speaker 7 (04:32):
Jerry Johnny something please bricks aad.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
I'm gonna go to the coach. I'm gonna go over
him and make a cocktail.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
You boys try to do they work?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Oh ma, but uh anyway, all right, so yeah we're
slow to with Sureley waking up here.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Uh, We're gonna give you legs up here. Yeah, we
gotta play outbursts. We'll give you three dates in history.
We're working on categories. Open them the lines, play outburst
in just second. Alright, they got the Big John alreadyo
here this Monday, giving you legs up for Albert getting
ready to play that game right now. If you're thinking
about picking up the phone dial in, you might want
to pay attention.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Here to get through get shoot. I gotta go.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
Help Jarondine Bilda's chimney.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
All right, let's say here, Francis Bobby A would have
been ninety nine years old.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
It ain't Bee, ain't bee, ain't.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Be who played that music? I hit the music?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Besides being Aunt Bee, she was It's a great Life's
Amy and eve Arden show.
Speaker 6 (05:39):
She was Nora eve Arden Show.
Speaker 7 (05:42):
Was that ar Miss Brooks?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Is that the name of that show. I don't know,
she had a couple she had a couple of shows.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Okay, okay, Oh ain't Bee didn't really like talking about
the Andy Grifforth Show after she was on it. No,
you know, is it one of those deals where she
was a serious actress and then.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
That everybody just know her?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah? She was felt like she was typecast. She was
kind of like goober.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
Yeah, and I'm not kidding.
Speaker 7 (06:06):
Really the only thing I've ever seen him do besides
Andrews show and he haw remember the Twilight Zone episode
with George Lindsay in it.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
It was like.
Speaker 7 (06:16):
Darkness descended over the small town. He was the sheriff
or something very different fro him. Oh he was also
in an afrot Hitchcock. Was it like the thing in
the jar that?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, right right right, yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:28):
He was in some carnival or something bought this weird
thing in a jar man.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Yeah, I know how I feel, dude, he still got
I named it. It was on this date in nineteen
fifty seven, Humphrey Bogart died at fifty seven years old
after two year battle with cancer. His last words were
spoken to his wife, Lauren Bacall, Goodbye kid, hurry back.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Who are you? What if you do with my husband?
I'm not going anywhere you are. That's odd.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
Yeah, goodbye, kid, hurry back. And he was the one going.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Well, and she could have been. It didn't.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
It's not like he was on his death and it
said his last word spoken to his wife.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
She could have been like leaving for the quickie mart
or something.
Speaker 7 (07:07):
Yeah, get will showing here.
Speaker 8 (07:09):
Yeah, yeah, oh boy, I'm gonna start mixing our mobster actors.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
Yeah see.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
And it was almost on this day.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
In nineteen ninety, the Simpsons premiered on the Fox Network. Palmer, Marge, Bart, Lisa,
and Maggie are still going Strong. A Simpsons Christmas special
aired on December seventeenth, nineteen eighty nine. Of the series
didn't start until January fourteenth, and it was around.
Speaker 7 (07:39):
Before that because remember remember the Tracy al.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Tracy almost show.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
Yeah, it was a little bit short.
Speaker 7 (07:43):
They were doing these little shorts in between the skits.
Speaker 6 (07:45):
Yeah, go back and see them.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
You want to talk about.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
Oh yeah, that's different.
Speaker 7 (07:49):
And they're a lot more misshapen than they're.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Oh yeah yeah, all right, but there's your legs up
for this outburst game.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
All right, we'll take calor nine and one eighth A
big show and play with you.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Next is a big sewan the radio motor at the
(08:29):
bottom of the hour on the floor.
Speaker 10 (08:34):
Outburst. Let's play Outburst. But it's the game that anyone
can win, John Boy and Billy. Do you give the
prizes from the big prize being crazy contest the number one?
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing Outburst. Have a hurry up and guest time you
(08:58):
have the best time?
Speaker 4 (08:59):
You have a shot, Larry?
Speaker 1 (09:16):
What's that?
Speaker 6 (09:17):
Chipens our whole profession.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Now, Larry?
Speaker 10 (09:20):
Yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 6 (09:21):
Hey, Boddie, how you doing this morning?
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Man?
Speaker 6 (09:24):
All right? You ready to jump on in here?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Then play this game, Larry, I'll give.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
It a shot.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
I just turned the radio as soon as you said
the college I have, I wan't do it. Okay, Well,
this is out versus Larry.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
I'm gonna tell you the name three items inside of
each category. We gave you legs up on this date
in history. But since you missed that, you should gonna
be shooting from the hip.
Speaker 11 (09:42):
All right, Yeah, it makes the first time I missed it.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Man, It ain't that something see as always happens. And
I told everybody that was listening. Now, if y'all planned
to call in and play this contest, listen up to
these dates in history?
Speaker 6 (09:54):
And what did you do?
Speaker 10 (09:56):
Just turn the radio one?
Speaker 7 (09:57):
You said, the college, I'm selling most of my way ahead.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Well, it's not your fault because you couldn't hear me
tell you to listen.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
So I wonder if this was.
Speaker 7 (10:07):
Like one of those things like fear Factory. You had
to get in like you know, a tub full of
you know, grubworms or something.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
So you gotta you gotta know what you're calling it for.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
Larry, how bad do you want to be on TV?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
All right?
Speaker 6 (10:21):
Hilarious? Ain't gonna be like it's gonna.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Take your places.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
We gonna jump into it right now, here go, Larry,
give us three characters from the Andy Griffith Show.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Ready go, Yeah, that's right, that's pretty easy. Sounds like
somebody's living in the past. All right, here you go.
Speaker 6 (10:42):
Give me three dead Hollywood stars, ready.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Go rock out and now on the road. And Georgian
all right, all right, yeah, because Humphrey Boguard died on
this day.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
All right for the wind, Larry, you going right to buddy,
give us three characters from The Simpsons.
Speaker 6 (11:01):
Ready, Joe margin Holder.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Let's say, my daddy, you don't need to pay attention.
Speaker 6 (11:09):
After all, you don't need to practice.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Larry, Yeah, okur, just give him a prospect? Alright, did
Larry callahan?
Speaker 12 (11:19):
Lord?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Hold on Jackie and the Twins to get your information. Okay,
Good morning, The Big Show's on the radio, and more
Big Show right around the corner.
Speaker 12 (11:29):
I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit. And
I like to listen to John Boy and Billy and
that they're Big Show. I like the way they talk.
They're funny. Haha, funny queer, that's what they say. Anyhow,
I figured out why John Boy has a hard time
getting started in the morning. I ain't gotten the gaze.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Good morning, A Big Show was on the radio. Here
we all Monday morning, about twenty away from the hour
from talk about the old days played backyard football, backyard
b ball, but up before everybody had basketball goals in
the backyard.
Speaker 6 (12:34):
Yeah that's true.
Speaker 7 (12:35):
I mean when we were kids, we had to go
to the recreations. Now we didn't have like backyard goal.
Maybe one guy that you knew that had a basketball
goal attack.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Yeah, I have many and I lived mostly girls in
my neighborhood, and they was always put on beauty pagets,
so I would always be a judge of the beauty patches.
You had some ball playing girls, and you had some
want to be in the beauty patchet. We just have
twist contests too.
Speaker 7 (12:56):
Did you have a guy in your neighborhood that always
wanted to be in the beauty patches too?
Speaker 2 (13:03):
He always want biality, never could pull the victory away
from always.
Speaker 6 (13:10):
Uh yeah, so twist contest.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
He was happy just to be nominated. Oh pretty cute.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Yeah, you play you know, played doctor, but not the doctor.
We would play like howse I mean, you know the
girl with the girls. You know, you'd have to play
what they would want to play sometimes and I only
had like me and uh, Steve had Curtis he was
a little older than I was, and Lee Stewart you know,
so we always you.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Know, had to do what the girls. Would you play
Lost in Space or the Monkeys or anything? I mean,
did you control the monkeys? Yeah? I was not yours Jones?
Speaker 6 (13:41):
Really?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Uh you a little bit tall for day?
Speaker 10 (13:43):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
No, I always make you dollans. No, we played beagels.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
I wanted to be Paul McCartney, because as as a
butler pointed out before and he said.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
He said, he I want I had to be the
cute one.
Speaker 11 (13:55):
Which one was, Oh jezie, Oh yeah, I'll never just
go climb trees or nothing.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Oh yeah, you always had the stupid kid.
Speaker 8 (14:05):
You dared him to climb as high as he couldn't.
He gets up baring I can't get down. You say
what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (14:09):
Yeah, in our group, that would have been me.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
We're shilly. An eagle carried him off and dropped him
at the top of the tree.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
Oh but hey, who would take years later?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Here we are playing playhouse, and we're playing house here
on the big show that was to be a playhouse.
Speaker 6 (14:26):
Yep, alright, did hang on, we're playing minutes? Sorry, go on,
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it's a big shown already. Go that corner away from the.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Hour and that is time.
Speaker 7 (15:02):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Boodreau
and the Mule. As our story opens, a livestock dealer
arrives at the Boudreau farm in Thibodeaux, Louisiana.
Speaker 13 (15:16):
How did how did that man? My name Maccus LeBlanc.
I'm the livestock dealer from down the road. Is your
husband about?
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Yeah? He right over in the bond.
Speaker 9 (15:28):
Hold on, I'll go get here.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Thank you, codling, miss Cleo, the.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Last old man here to see you make the house
down up over the back of my neck, I county,
good morning there, I'm missing LeBlanc.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Did How did that, mister Boudreaux. I need to spoke
with you about something. You kind of bring me my
mule I bought here today. Well, that's what what I
got to.
Speaker 13 (15:52):
Spoke to you about. I'm afraid we got a little
problem with that mule.
Speaker 6 (15:56):
What kind of little problem?
Speaker 13 (15:58):
Well, this morning I put that old mule in the
back of the trailer and brought him over here.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
That mule, he get a little excited sometimes.
Speaker 13 (16:07):
On the way over he started kicking, kicking his foot
on the tailgate of the trailer. Well, five mile down
down the road, the tailgate come open. The mule fell
out on the road and got killed.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
What did he say? What did he say? Allow me
to reiterate, Well, did this this morning?
Speaker 6 (16:28):
I take it what we got it?
Speaker 1 (16:30):
The mule, dad, is what you're trying to Yes, he
did it.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
He can be Well, tell me something at the livestock man.
How on the same hell am I supposed to pull
my ply out with the dad mule?
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Why don't you put the old lady to work?
Speaker 13 (16:45):
Don't take well, I can't give you your hundred hundred
dollars back.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
I've done already spend it it. No, no, no, I
need my hundred dollars back, but I cannot give it
back to you. I already spend it. You know you're
not You're not listening to me. I'm keeping up with
you that I can probably round you up a new mule.
But in my take tree or two week trail.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Two weeks, man, I can't wait there long.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
I got plowing to do.
Speaker 13 (17:09):
Well, I don't know quite what to told you, sir,
Tell you what you unload that dad mule and lay
him over there beside the bond.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
What you gonna did with a damn mule?
Speaker 2 (17:19):
You'll let me worry about that woman. Ye yeah, Now,
if me, mister leb blank, I got some work to do.
Two weeks later in a small bar just outside town,
how they gus.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Let me have a boot of pat blue ribbon.
Speaker 6 (17:34):
Well, now, if it ain't a drunk live stop man.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Oh hey, that mister boojo. Yeah, gus, when you put
that on my tab, Huh, you're gonna bought me a man?
Speaker 10 (17:45):
Why?
Speaker 5 (17:45):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Why not?
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Well, after what happened with that mule I showed you,
I didn't figure you had much use for me.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Now, why would you take that shoot? That mule made
me almost five hundred dollars?
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Say what blin blink how you did that? Well, after you.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Left, I went over to the print shop and had
to make me up a bunch of raffle. Ticket had
a little drawing of a mule's head on him, and
up at the top it said, big raffle, win this
mule ten dollars and I sold fifty of them.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
That is why you need to taught me. You had
a raffle and the prize was a dead mule. That
is exactly what I'm tolding you. And didn't nobody get
mad at you?
Speaker 6 (18:28):
Well, just a fellow that won, but I gave him
his money back.
Speaker 12 (18:34):
You think about that.
Speaker 7 (18:40):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
I got fifty more mules back home. You got a shotgun.
Speaker 7 (18:46):
See then again next time, when we'll hear the krusty
old guy at the print shop.
Speaker 6 (18:50):
Say hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
That's big show the radio. John bo Been and Tanner
Fellers ran to Jackie and you listening? Hi?
Speaker 13 (19:03):
How you are listening to two of the funniest guys
on the radio and my fraternity brothers at the Raccoon Lodge,
John Boy and Philly on the Big Show?
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Are they funny?
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Are they funny?
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Oh? Hello, good morning?
Speaker 2 (19:56):
A big show is right here on the radio and
just a mere thirty minutes away. Another chance for us
to give GiB you take, take, we go old prize
package the winner, John boyd Jeopardy will We'll get that
deal all right. The prize package we're talking about is
what we're talking about. No, we all hang out, John Boy,
Jeffardy's gonna be played. The winner will be made ten minutes.
(20:17):
Good morning, The Big Show is on the radio, less
than thirty minutes away from Ike Turner were.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Gon Axe Ike here.
Speaker 7 (20:24):
Yes, this morning, lock it in and rip the tunerater
off right now it is John Boy Jeopardy time.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Okay, here you go, all hinges on this question today. Well,
the statistics have changed over the years, but nowadays one
in two hundred and seventy berths.
Speaker 6 (20:40):
Have this in common.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
What is mom telling Dad she'll see him in hell
at some point during the birth?
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Yeah, something comes out like that. No, it's been about
the same over the gear. So what do y'all think
One in two hundred and seventy births have this in common?
One eight hundred big show, you're toll free line across
in America. Well'll start recaller nine and we'll go, do
we get a winter?
Speaker 1 (21:00):
We play next?
Speaker 6 (21:23):
Good morning? It's a big should the radio during the
bottom of the hour, and that is time.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Yes, live across up at the cats jump for.
Speaker 7 (21:36):
I now a man who may be presidential material because
over the weekend he passed out while eating a pretzel.
He's John mor Shaggy. We got Christie up out of Ashland, Kentucky.
Good morning, Christie, Good morning, jun boy.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
How are you.
Speaker 6 (21:58):
Doing, my little bright, sunny, shy baby Dolly.
Speaker 7 (22:01):
I am just wonderful.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
I cannot believe that I got through.
Speaker 7 (22:04):
I listen every morning, my boyfriend, Good morning, spects. We
listen every morning.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
We love you all.
Speaker 7 (22:10):
Oh, what's your boyfriend's name?
Speaker 6 (22:12):
I'm Greg Okay, morning smurf.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Yeah, spa on the coup and.
Speaker 10 (22:17):
He probably is not hearing it.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
I can't believe this, Oh Stavid boyfriend. Yeah, there's your money. Christy, Jackie,
is this the one you told me? She said, I
think I'm gonna cry.
Speaker 7 (22:31):
So excited, Jungle.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
You don't know. This means a lot to me, he said,
it's such an honor.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
Man.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
I hope she wins. All right, Christy, Well let's see
what we got here.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
The statistics have changed over the years, but nowadays one
in two hundred and seventy births have this in common.
Speaker 7 (22:50):
I'm gonna say being a nurse, I'm gonna say it's
a Cesarean section.
Speaker 6 (22:54):
Okays come from a nurse.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
All ride, nurse, Christy, show us Caesareans action service.
Speaker 6 (23:04):
Anyway, Just give that.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
I don't care.
Speaker 6 (23:08):
Blessure heart day.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Okay, Christy, you keep trying, all right, baby, I'll do okay,
Bye bye?
Speaker 12 (23:15):
All right?
Speaker 6 (23:16):
Did we got c R out of Clarington, Ohio? Good morning,
c R?
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Good morning?
Speaker 6 (23:21):
How you doing buddy?
Speaker 12 (23:22):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Not too bad?
Speaker 6 (23:23):
Good You just sent around nurse and broken arm? You
still got a broken arm?
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Yeah, that's your heart.
Speaker 10 (23:29):
He had a very will back.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
You gonna give me that four wheeler?
Speaker 4 (23:32):
That a TV?
Speaker 1 (23:33):
No, so it's our fault. I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (23:34):
No see r What are you thinking, buddy?
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Okay, I'm gonna change my answer. I'm gonna go with triplets.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
You're gonna say triplets, all right? One in two hundred
seventy verse triplets.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Let's say no man, No, can y'all say hiding my daughter?
Long time for me? Ryan and Jail ride, Ryan and Jill.
How y'all doing?
Speaker 6 (24:02):
Give us salute there?
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Say you are?
Speaker 6 (24:04):
I can knock himself out? Alright, buddy, we appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Ah did.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Let's go to Joe Columbus, Georgia. Good morning, Joe, Buddy,
what what if you got broke?
Speaker 11 (24:21):
Much?
Speaker 1 (24:23):
But my spirit?
Speaker 12 (24:25):
My wallet?
Speaker 10 (24:28):
Right?
Speaker 6 (24:28):
Dad, Joe?
Speaker 1 (24:29):
What are you thinking?
Speaker 10 (24:30):
Man?
Speaker 7 (24:32):
It ain't I want to say twins?
Speaker 6 (24:35):
Okay, show us twins?
Speaker 4 (24:40):
Right?
Speaker 1 (24:45):
You know I thought he sounded like he was at
the top of.
Speaker 6 (24:47):
His game about him really good? All right, Joe? You
did it, buddy?
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (25:00):
Yeah, Joe, say what you strained? You gotta get some
information to Jacket.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Good morning, Rolling to the Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Hello, this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the
Pride of the Red States, John Boy and Billy Right,
here on the Big Show. Some enchanted morning. You may
hear the Big Show? Where's my big bag? Who can't
be topical?
Speaker 6 (26:00):
Good morning?
Speaker 2 (26:01):
A big show is on the radio. We about thirty
minutes away from me pulling out my trumpet. Stand back
while I whipped this outlay last break keeps it? Three
TV things songs You name them and you win. Just
that's simple. Got Today's top ten last came from Humphrey
Bogart's last word in nineteen fifty seven was back.
Speaker 6 (26:22):
His last words were goodbye, can't hurry back.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
You know what's weird is that he was the one
that was going somewhere. What is that all about? Anyways?
I said, I hope I say something cool. You know
my last words?
Speaker 7 (26:35):
So uh well, we've been working on it for quite
some time, Johnny, don't worry. We're ready for that. In fact,
from the Big Show, Safe deposit box. Here they are
john Boys Top ten last words. Number ten?
Speaker 6 (26:47):
Are you gonna eat that?
Speaker 11 (26:50):
Number nine?
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Go ahead, hit me in the stomach as hard as
you can. It won't hurt.
Speaker 11 (26:53):
I'm brace.
Speaker 7 (26:56):
Number eight. I know I'll play my trumpet. That'll soothe them.
Number seven, No, No, these are these safe kind of mushrooms.
Number six, Hey, bro, you call that music. Turn that
crap down, will you. Number five, don't worry. I've ridden
a bull before. Number four, you can't come in here, Mongo,
(27:20):
you're drunk. Number three, that was your husband. Number two,
I'm dying. Randy is stupid. And the number one last
thing John Boy will ever say. Hey, y'all, watch this.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Muse y'all like a clown. No, you're way funnier the cloud.
(28:12):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
That's a big show on the radio, about fifteen minutes
away from the hour, and that's time to ask Ike,
Ike Mack, you gotta.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
See my intern, my proteas, my boy, sick dog dogs.
You have crazy love women. Every time I bring him
in here, he run off.
Speaker 10 (28:39):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
What's up?
Speaker 13 (28:42):
This is Ike with all the fall win wine you
need for all y'all. What you call introspersonal relationship. Dear Ike,
I heard your advice to Mike about his stanky boss.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Thanks for listening. This is gonna sound crazy. Well, you're
a woman ature that. But there's also such a thing
as stinking too good.
Speaker 12 (29:08):
Huh.
Speaker 13 (29:11):
People who add too much perfume or co logne can't
be just as bad as they are what you call
funky mother grabbers. How do a person handle that particule
like a little situation sign uncentered in a banner? Illinois
ain't no Illinois? Then are under cent the five? When
(29:35):
I first got your letter, I did thought you was
crazy stinking too good?
Speaker 1 (29:40):
That is whack?
Speaker 13 (29:43):
What's up with that? And while there is various degrees
or stinking bad such as stink, stinky, super stinky and taliban,
who ever heard.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Of smellings too good? That is until I was standing
in the ear light at the pigglety Wiggledy.
Speaker 13 (30:08):
Wearing my basket full of Vienias and big lighters, and
this lilac coco nutling missus butterworks, sweet cold damn cloud
of funk wrapped itself round my head. Standing in front
of me in the depressed line was this fat looking woman, at.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Least I think she was. I couldn't see anything too good,
my eyes watering so bad, and ye yeah, what was
the waster part of it was? Once I was out
of the grossrocery store, that smell.
Speaker 13 (30:42):
Hung on to me like a Bola contradictor or had
a coal line or big old squashy otro.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Pulls that funk was on me like Tina on a
ten spot.
Speaker 13 (30:56):
No that that that that that Now the inside of
my custom bro Ham is all funk it too. You
people know that big old bottle of car lockney you
got ain't a single servant. You ain't supposed to roll
in it like a chincharella. What you got a bottle
(31:17):
of it hooked up to a car Washington. Hold yourself
down like glow coat. If somebody asked you if you
like some Chanelle number five, don't say super size. He
had up to fifty or sixty. Ain't all them mother
folks rying you dropping like flies? And in the creation
of your smellery. The real question is can't you smell?
Speaker 10 (31:38):
It?
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Is your No bro is your Olaro factory? And nervous
is on the fritzes?
Speaker 9 (31:46):
Man?
Speaker 1 (31:46):
I missed mine was? And how does you date?
Speaker 13 (31:50):
I tell you one thing, You're gonna have to wear
one of them big old white bottle hazard suits. And
I know it ain't just as women's. It's shure that
these men's out there just as bad our tension. Yeah,
you know people's like at tell them also telling them
not to shop at the piggle that wiggedly on Bunch Turnpike.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
On Saturday afternoon.
Speaker 13 (32:12):
And if they don't listen, if they insist the five
on moving around in a sweet swirling tornado, avon do
them a favor, help them de smell a fied Go
out and buy about two hundred thousand older eaters and
rub them all over their body. I suggest you begin
by filling your shoes with them and start wearing their
(32:34):
booty furs.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Listen, peace out.
Speaker 6 (32:41):
Then you got problems. Smell to Akki.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Put that woman down her man.
Speaker 6 (32:48):
I gotta go get that food.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
You're like a good morning. It's a fixed sholder radio.
Speaker 13 (32:59):
Helly, you lindsay premise here and when I'm on this
side of the pond, I get my daily dose of
culture and edification every morning from these two delightful lads,
John Boy and Billy right here on the big show.
You know, I hate to break it to you boys,
but where I come from, you're all Yankees. Who will
I thought it was funny
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Billy James
Johnny "John Boy" Isley
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