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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey there, it's Randy with another quick show.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Note about today's podcast, Well, since the boys are on vacation,
I thought I'd treats you to another uncore edition of
The John Boy and Billy Big Show. Here's one that
originally aired on Wednesday, January the fifteenth, twenty twenty. Yes,
let's relive those wonderful memories from twenty twenty.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Enjoy gogn to do a madam.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
It is Wednesday, January to fifteenth, halfway through the first
month of twenty twenty.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
How about that?

Speaker 3 (00:33):
It's John Boyn, Billy Pillers, Tiers, Jaggie Rendaynday.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Well here right about? Okay, you feel overdressed again? Well
you're always overdressing this CRUs you're in here with.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Yeah, you got that? You got that Rockford files from
the seventies. Look, I like that open shirt, collar, sport coat.
You know it stops at the new Should I take
one more button?

Speaker 4 (01:02):
I's got that looking a guy who's gonna try to
get you to upgrade your casket at the funeral.

Speaker 5 (01:08):
In other words, like, were those guys that would break
in the trailer and try to kill rock for you.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Know, I own a building that used to be a
funeral home.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yeah, maybe that's a new business opportunity.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
Maybe it is because you're killing me, you see, because
I'm dying, not everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
All right, it was special, But today here is National
hat Day.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Hats maybe mourn for safety and protection. Yes, we're familiar
with the concept of the ast all right.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
I got that hat day working National Strawberry ice Cream Day.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
What's that like?

Speaker 3 (01:45):
I just uh to why? I picked me up a
Neapolitan deal. I like that vanilla chocolate strawberry.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
You know why.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
You know why? Because you can't hide money, three of them.
I'll just eat the strawberry section.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Today it's National Bagel Day, like good bagel, a little
butter green cheese on the ya butter and butter. And
today it's National Booch Day to celebrate kombucha and all
the love around this effervescent, bubbly drink.

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I have more at kombucha dot com.

Speaker 6 (02:20):
Yes, it's like fermented beverage.

Speaker 7 (02:22):
Yeah, there was a Yeah, there was a kind of
a burst with it over the last couple of years
about it healing properties.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Didn't get yet.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
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Speaker 1 (03:10):
January fifteenth.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
It was eighteen seventy the Democratic Party was represented as
a donkey for the first time. It was a cartoon
by Thomas Nast and Harper's Weekly.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
And Thomas Dass is the guy who also popularized the
elephant being the symbol for the Republicans.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
It was all over, yeah, yeah, he was, he like
insulting them.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
You know they used to call it was Andrew Jackson
was running for president. Needs to call him a jackass,
And they started doing cartoons about him, and he said, yeah,
I'm a jackass. And that's why they decided we're taking it.
It's one of those we're taking it back kind of thing.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
So there was nothing done. Here was a jackass. Yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:47):
And then there was something during the Civil War about
when they said when a guy had seen combat, they'll
say he's seen the elephant, and somehow that transposed into
the Republicans well by the say cartoonist.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Yeah, all right, learning them. Move up to nineteen ninety eight.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
One of Britain's most famous fugitives, a runaway pig named
Butch Cassidy, was captured eight days after escaping with his buddy,
the Sundance Pig. You're making this not from a London
slaughter house. They swam an icy river to freedom. After
live TV coverage of the capture, the arbitrator owner, let's see,

(04:25):
agreed to spare the lives of the new hall heros.
All right, that's the slaughter house owner. That's like an
old English word, a bait deal. Okay, so it was
slaughterhouse owner, all right. But the Sundance Pig, however, remained
at large.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
The jail hadn't been built a fly this day.

Speaker 7 (04:47):
No.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
Four three teenagers who went streaking through a Spokane, Washington restaurant.
Washington Horror as a thief drove off in their car,
they left running to make a fast getaway, so they
were next and below zero degree temperatures. The three youngsters
huddled behind cars in a nearby parking garage until a
police arrived.

Speaker 5 (05:08):
But the good thing about being arrested while you're naked
to have to let you go for lack of evidence
that there's.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Gonna be all right.

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Bottom of the hour.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
Time about Tommy knew that was about twenty minutes away.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Early morning visit from Zachs the week as girlfriend. Good morning.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
Let's make Sean the radio old January fifteenth. You having
a birthday today? Having birthday, Sharon Willan. New Orleans Saints
quarterback Drew Brees. Drew is forty one years old today.
Thought he'd still be playing on his birthday. Man it'said
a lot of records this year got.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Going on out.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
Oh man, dayer walked out as Charro's birthday?

Speaker 5 (09:12):
Is she protesting or substitute?

Speaker 3 (09:15):
I like what she does, the bell, the belly of
the BELLI so Charro is either sixty nine or seventy eight.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
I would say seventy.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
Well, at least Charro herself claims she was born in
fifty one, but their reports she petitioned a Spanish court
to legally subtract ten years from her birth certificate.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Wow, thereby to the court to lie about her age.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
Yes, changing her real year of birth from forty one
to fifty one. So her age shuffling has even confused
a few sources into incorrectly reporting she was born in
nineteen thirty one. All others claim it's forty two.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Yes, she's here, just now, Charro. What's the real estate.

Speaker 6 (10:02):
To believe? Believe in, to believe, to believe.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
The Okay, Yes, we can confirm she's seventy eight in.

Speaker 6 (10:09):
A tolder, in a older, in a jolder.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Joe.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
So she had dancer, I know, I remember she was
on Johnny Cars in a lot and made the talk
show Dancer.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
I think she was one of those celebrities who was
famous for being famous.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
She married Save Your Coup got right, the band leader. Yeah,
and that's how she got her start. That's okay. She
appeared with this band and she was performing on cruise ships.
That proves what I just said.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
The love.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Bombshee, So she was on a LEVELO does that where
she was?

Speaker 10 (10:48):
No, I don't think the boat was the real cruise.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
A TV show, you millennials, I don't know any of that.

Speaker 6 (11:00):
She was on there several times.

Speaker 10 (11:01):
Yeah, yeah, okay, everybody was on their sex Julie and Captain.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
Right who was on Charro mainly? Happy birthday to you,
hope you know how old y'all? Okay, good morning, that's

(11:42):
a big showing the radio. Hommon do you hum day?
About twenty minutes. Good job with Tattament news.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
But first.

Speaker 5 (11:53):
And now deep thoughts with Zach the weak Guy's girlfriend
Mary Jane.

Speaker 11 (12:00):
Hey, dude, dude, ads, how's it hanging? Oh wait, unless
you're that dudead, then I guess it's how are they hang?
And oh man, I've been so busy just chilling.

Speaker 6 (12:22):
And thinking about stuff. I'll want to hear some of it.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
Sure, col.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
O me.

Speaker 11 (12:33):
Came man, why do you got Why do you guys
go to bars to meet women? Gosh, y'all should just
go to Target because the girl that got ratio is
like ten to one, and girls at Target are.

Speaker 6 (12:50):
Already looking for stuff they don't really need.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Good idea.

Speaker 11 (12:58):
I was babysat this sap of my sister's little kid
the other night.

Speaker 6 (13:02):
Oh my god, what a pain.

Speaker 11 (13:06):
A toddler is like one of those raptor dinosaurs and
Jurassic Park.

Speaker 6 (13:13):
They screech a lot.

Speaker 11 (13:15):
And they get way more dangerous when they figure out
how to open doors. See I mean, I mean little
kids are like scared of everything, scared of thunder dark,
monsters under the bed. You know, like grown ups aren't

(13:35):
scared of monsters under the bed because we know if
you get eaten by one, you don't have to go.

Speaker 6 (13:42):
To work the next call your boss that.

Speaker 11 (13:50):
No I bet when Noah put all the animals on
the arc, he put the giraffes on last because he
knew they'd be the last ones to drown. Man, And
you know, you know something you never read a bad
review about.

Speaker 6 (14:09):
Think about it.

Speaker 11 (14:10):
Parachute never a bank robbery movie that's based on a
real bank robbery probably makes way more money than the.

Speaker 6 (14:23):
Real bank robbery did. So not fair.

Speaker 11 (14:28):
And fifty years ago, a laser beam. A laser beam, dude,
I'm so thirsty here.

Speaker 6 (14:38):
Thanks man.

Speaker 11 (14:39):
The laser beam was the most amazing invention ever, but
nowadays we pretty much only use him when we want
to mess with cats. Yeah, and you know, having a
cat is a lot like having a college roommate.

Speaker 6 (14:55):
Think about it. You hang out every once in a.

Speaker 11 (14:58):
While, but most of the time you both just kind
of do your own thing, and sometimes they eat your
food and throw up in your laundry.

Speaker 6 (15:11):
Roommates. Okay, one more mine. You know how.

Speaker 11 (15:20):
When you buy a plane ticket, you can pay extra
to be the first one to get on the plane.
But to me, that's backwards, man, because I'd pay a
lot more to be the first one to get off
the platt.

Speaker 6 (15:40):
Just chilling and think that's all for now. Okay, y'all
keep walking.

Speaker 11 (15:47):
I'll keep thinking, mom pearl later, dudes.

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Speaker 6 (16:02):
You done eating that pearl.

Speaker 9 (16:10):
I know it's gonna be hard for y'all to believe
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Speaker 1 (16:27):
Actually quite the opposite.

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It's gonnap life.

Speaker 9 (16:34):
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Speaker 1 (16:40):
See you northerns.

Speaker 9 (16:42):
You like to get up in the morning, have lived
those of coffee? Us rednecks, we get up in the morning.
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it's time for entertainment news.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Here's our girl, Mars and Tater Moran. I heard you
and Barber talking.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
It was up front, said so it's slow in the
entertainment world.

Speaker 7 (20:11):
Entertainment world, in the celebrity world. Yes, I think there
was another awards, the Critics Critics Choice Awards Again.

Speaker 6 (20:17):
They all got dressed up and they all got their
hunk a medal and it was awesome for everybody.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Ricky Gerva Awards, Shut up, quit run in my life.

Speaker 5 (20:30):
I still think that would be a very interesting way
to have an entertainment work. Just an entertainment record that
just hates.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
It's about a step away. She's getting close.

Speaker 6 (20:42):
I'm right there.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
Just and do it.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
Well, what's the hottest thing going on right now? There
is something hot? That's it. That's what we're like.

Speaker 7 (20:50):
Hey, former bodybuilder and Hulk was the incredible forty years ago,
sixty eight years old, still got it. He was sworn
in as a sheriff's deputy in New Mexico.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
Oh right, I go, lou.

Speaker 6 (21:04):
He said, this is not a joke, This is not
a costume. This is very serious.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
You would like him when he's angry.

Speaker 7 (21:12):
His official duties will include supporting patrol officers and mainly
precinct based.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Jobs, and keeping his temper under control. So you don't
know what's going on with the law enforcement.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
Now.

Speaker 5 (21:25):
All these TV shows list like Louf for Reno, Steven
Sagal's got the one where he's a US marshal or something.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
Could you imagine it? Pulled over for driving by Steven Sigal.
They all got the idea from Elvis, they did.

Speaker 6 (21:38):
And Tim Tebow's in the news.

Speaker 7 (21:41):
TMZ's reporting that he actually is going to have another
shot at baseball. The New York Mets have invited him
to the spring training camp for the fourth straight year.

Speaker 6 (21:51):
So the last two years he's been hurt hand issues.
He's hurt or broke his hand.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
And probably from all that high five.

Speaker 5 (21:57):
And I know he's going to be all of a
sudden now the entertainmer reporter's talking about sports entertainment.

Speaker 7 (22:07):
Tebow's you know, out there because he's done a lot
of commentating on college sports. All right, So you know,
the Olympics are around the corner. It's going to be
in Tokyo, and the IOC here has put their foot
down kind of like Ricky Gervais did and doesn't want
anybody to go political.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
So well, when do they go political? Of the Ombas,
they don't say anything. When they get their metal they
can sometimes they do sometimes.

Speaker 5 (22:33):
Famous thing is what was it sixty eight at Mexico
City where the guys gave the black power solutions.

Speaker 6 (22:39):
They can't do that.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
They're worried about moments like that popping.

Speaker 7 (22:42):
And no no political messaging on the social media, and
they were specific kneeling, no gestures, no kneeling, no hand gestures. Yes,
no kaepernicking, none of that.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
They'll turn that game around, right, And you can't.

Speaker 6 (22:56):
Refuse to follow ceremony protocol.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Oh you got to do that. That's another place where they,
you know, show Off said that this.

Speaker 7 (23:03):
Is the World Games. Yeah, it's the World Games. We're
all coming together. You show your solidarity. And the IOC
said that, you know, we understand that athletes are passionate
of course for them to train as hard as they do,
and that passion spills over into other things, uh, social
issues and so forth. But they would like the Olympic
Games to just you be that you're there for the

(23:24):
Olympic Games.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
Mind your manners, remember where you are. These are things
your mother talks you your country, don't.

Speaker 6 (23:31):
It bears your country like these people.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Talk about the megsit.

Speaker 6 (23:42):
So you remember that they sent an instagram that they
were leaving the family, right, Megan and Harry don't get
duchess of suckers.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (23:57):
Well, so the other day was the big day when
they sat down with the Queen you want me to
keep talking like this.

Speaker 6 (24:04):
Okay, Well, the palace sources told People Magazine, I.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Noticed a big word that they use ever since this
came out was blind sided. Was blind.

Speaker 7 (24:19):
Yeah, there were tabloids or stories that a big story
was going to hit the papers that they were thinking
about this. So Megan and Harry's comment was, they wanted
to beat, beat the tabloids, beat the paper.

Speaker 6 (24:32):
They want to go and they wanted to do it theirselves.

Speaker 7 (24:34):
So what they wanted to do, what they want to
do is just pull away from the family and their
senior duties.

Speaker 6 (24:40):
And they want to.

Speaker 7 (24:43):
They want they want to raise their family, not in
the limelight with the paparazzi. Harry's very big one. So
they also want to start up some charity.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Uh, they want to take over the Clint founders, and they.

Speaker 7 (25:00):
Want to do their own thing, and they want to
make their own money. They want to they want to
be they want to be adults basically. And so the
queen sat down with William, Charles and Harry and they
talked it out and she she gave a she gave
a statement and she said, today my family had very

(25:21):
constructive discussions on the future of my grandson and his family.
My family and I are entirely supportive of Harry and
Megan's desire to create a due life as.

Speaker 6 (25:29):
A young family.

Speaker 7 (25:33):
Although we would have preferred them to remain full time working.

Speaker 6 (25:36):
Members of the royal family, we respect and understand their
wish to live a more independent life. That's what country family, Queen.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
You like, Francis Bobby.

Speaker 6 (25:58):
Second paragraph.

Speaker 7 (26:01):
Made clear that they do not want to be reliant
on public funds in their new lives. It has therefore
been agreed that there will be a period of transition
in which.

Speaker 6 (26:11):
The Buckets will spend time in Canada and the United Kingdom.

Speaker 7 (26:15):
These are a complex These are complex matters for my
family to resolve, and there is some more woop to
be done.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Well, the Queen sounds like she's been drinking. Whuldn't you?

Speaker 6 (26:25):
I have asked for final decisions to be reached to
the coming day.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
Well, Megan's already got a gid. I guess we found
out the current events quails yesterday. I wonder how she
voices for Disney. I'm sure she had the auditionis.

Speaker 7 (26:40):
There's gossip about that as well, that there's footage actually
of Harry speaking to some big breches over there at
Disney and asking for Megan to have a mouse.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Yes, I don't know, he has the small bridges. You're
gonna leave the royal family where you're going.

Speaker 6 (26:58):
I'm going to this.

Speaker 7 (27:03):
But so so yeah so actually, and she didn't even
address them as the Dutch and Duchess.

Speaker 6 (27:08):
It was just Megan and Harry give up to drop
down the title. What happens their security Dutch? So yeah,
no more. Second, we have to have a new one,
right Sussex.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Yeah, yeah, it was when you were at the corner office.
We've been datling with this for is working way better?

Speaker 7 (27:27):
For it.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Is that it tight you Thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
Good, take a breatha, Let's get us a winner. Let's
play John boyd Jeopardy. All right, review yesterday's question. We
found that was worth noting. Nearly seventy five percent of
these natural weather phenomenons.

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Occur in the US. Tornadoes.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
Tornadoes, all right, Today's John Boy Jeopardy.

Speaker 7 (28:00):
You know.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
The first recorded use of the term computer bug dates
back to nineteen forty seven, when a very early model
supercomputer was shut down due to electrical issues that were
in fact cause by one of these insects.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
They're very rare.

Speaker 6 (28:17):
It's called the typing mantis.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
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John boyd Jeopardy next, Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio.

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They're sitting gun bucket sous.

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And now let's play Yes why but North America it's you.

Speaker 5 (29:39):
And now get ready to get the high tech answer
from the really low tech guy.

Speaker 10 (29:45):
He's John Moore Man like good, I think he's talking
about you.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
John, I got it, And we got Tracy out of Comminsville, Virginia.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
First, Good morning, Tracy, good morning, good born, welcome. All right,
well Tracy, here we go.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
So you know, the first recorded use of the term
computer bug that dates back to nineteen forty seven, when
a very early model supercomputer was shut down due to
electrical issues that were in fact caused by one of
these insects.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
What you think, Tracy, a rug stink bug?

Speaker 7 (30:28):
I have no clue.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Did you say a rug stink bug? A rogue? A rogue?
All right?

Speaker 10 (30:38):
So yeah, okay, sure we're in an evil kind a
stink bug? Aren't they all rugue?

Speaker 3 (30:49):
Well?

Speaker 1 (30:49):
Sort of him, Tracy. We appreciate you playing, baby. You
have a great day.

Speaker 6 (30:55):
Dank you.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
All right, We're going to Connapolis, Nor Carolina. Phil on
the line, Good morning Phil, doing good man?

Speaker 1 (31:06):
I fail. We know it's not a stink.

Speaker 5 (31:08):
Bug, or you have eliminated all the stink bugs, the
rokine and the good guy.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
What inn sec you think was the first computer bug?

Speaker 9 (31:18):
I think this a moth?

Speaker 1 (31:20):
You going with a moth?

Speaker 3 (31:24):
Yeah, look at you?

Speaker 1 (31:26):
Yeah mouth? Well the light was on death.

Speaker 4 (31:33):
All right?

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Fail?

Speaker 3 (31:34):
Hey man, you got the fifty dollars gift certificate from
your novel dot com.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
You and your sweetie gonna be in a romance novel. Alrighty,
that's it?

Speaker 3 (31:50):
Bot amount the hour, Tim about to tell me your
news right on the other side, you're go.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Buy time capsule for this January fifteenth. Ain't on for
a line.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billie Big Show,
the South's number one export.

Speaker 5 (32:45):
Today's top ten list. Top ten things You'll never hear
a NASCAR driver say.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Number ten. You know, I just wouldn't feel safe out
there without that restrictor plate. Number nine.

Speaker 5 (32:57):
Gee, the race doesn't start for another couple of minutes.
I think I'll climb out of the car and sign
a few autographs. Number eighth. This new body style seems
to give our cars a distinct advantage over the competition.
I think NASCAR should look into this immediately. Number seven.
You know, I'm sure is good to see Gordon get
a win after that long dry spell he's been going through.

(33:19):
Number six. Look it's John Boy with the garage pass. Hey,
big guy over here. Number five. I sure wish mss
Winston would stop pinching me on the butt during driver introduction.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Number four.

Speaker 5 (33:32):
Gee, guys, some of this stuff into the hood looks
a little fishy to me. Let's get Gary Nelson over
to take a look.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Number three.

Speaker 5 (33:39):
Boy, those new T shirt designs are a tad gaudy.
Can we tone them down a little bit. Number two,
I'd like to thank the Prince of Darkness for my
victory today.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
And the number one thing you'll.

Speaker 5 (33:51):
Never hear a NASCAR driver say for Chevy Heck, what
difference does it make?

Speaker 1 (33:57):
Really, job boy and Billy.

Speaker 12 (34:06):
I'm gonna give you an engine, lowd of the ground,
extra big old panel, cut the winds from underneath you.
I'll give you thirty forty more horse power.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
I'm gonna give you a.

Speaker 12 (34:17):
Shoe line and will hold an extra gut on the gas.
I'm gonna shave half an inch off you and shape.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
You like a bullet.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
Good morning radio, dumb right, Good morning is make sha

(34:52):
on the radio.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Run it to your Wednesday a minute man, Bye bye by.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
I go sports hen day to recover from the celebrations
down Bourbon Street and the LSU fans and talk about
the special footballs.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
I know, yeah, LSU fans.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
I won't get one of those Clemson fans as it's
still right there was already favored to win the national
championship next year. That go ahead in twenty four hours.
You start looking ahead the next year. Sure, I got
a lot of writing on it. Hang on for Bob bud.
Right now, it's time for the Diary of Gary Busey.

(35:38):
Dear Diary, this is Gary mucy Well Diary.

Speaker 4 (35:45):
I've decided to give up the long abusage tradition of
making random New Year's resolutions hoping everything works out during
the year. I'm changing up. I'm going New age, baby.
I'm gonna plot my yearly course the smart way by
visiting a psychic, making plans a new way. Y'all staring

(36:05):
at a crystal ball, you'reck geller, that's my fella hawk
hawk ya. Shopping for a psychic in la is like
trying to find an uber driver that ain't a serial killer.
They're out there, but sorting through them it's murder. So
I started at the top of the list and road

(36:27):
tested a few. First one was Madam Alucardi. She had
a bungalow on the ass end to receipt a drive
with about a dozen chickens in the front yard, and
they weren't friendly chickens neither. I reached down, you know,
sort of neighborly, like I said, hey, there, Foghorne, what's
shaking the bacon? Little turd pecked a hole in my

(36:51):
new sands of belt khakis. It's not a good sign,
and it got worse. Madam Alucardi had an eyepatch. I
guess she didn't see that one coming, and shin whiskers
like zz Top. Had a dozen young uns running around

(37:11):
all about the same age too. Not sure how that
works unless she popped out a litter like a dalmatian.
She was chained smoking, unfiltered, and breastfeeding two kids on
the same ecossa.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
The whole damn time. She was reading my poem now diary.

Speaker 4 (37:32):
If she hadn't seen me get in an oscar next year,
I thought she was fly by night Enie Weenie, Chili Beanie.
The spirits are about this speech? Are they friendly spirits?

Speaker 7 (37:44):
No?

Speaker 1 (37:44):
You got you?

Speaker 3 (37:45):
No?

Speaker 1 (37:50):
It was hit and miss for a while.

Speaker 4 (37:52):
I wound up in a place crazy Frankie told me
about over in West Hollywood, the divine Dicky Dicky. He
had a cubby in the back room of a gay
tattoo parlor. He come out in a silver turban and
yoga pants, had a pot belly like that Buddha in
the lobby of the peaking walk barefoot with toenails way

(38:15):
past their expiration. I had to do a double tag
but I swear I seen that little lama sell monster.
Peek out of it, Look diary. Every psychic is different,
got their own ways of dividing the mystic arts. Some
read the bumps on your head, Others tell the future

(38:35):
by your post points. Old Nikki Nikki liked to sniff
your armpits and squeeze your butt cheeks. Sniffing pits, he said,
expose my aura's toxic funk, and squeezing my booty revealed
the tensions of my soul. I tensed up all right.
He clamped down on the legendary abusey buttocks like he

(38:56):
had a grip like a Stevendoor. He spent my chewing
gum all the way across the room, hint the tattoo
guy in the eye, and he wound up putting whiskers
on a mermaid. I was beginning to think Old Dicky
Dicky was a little freaky freaky now, freaky freaking now.

(39:21):
But he closed his eyes and said the coming year
would bring a new love into my life. Then he
gave me his phone number.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
Yakers, freaking old Dicky, Dicky, you are.

Speaker 6 (39:37):
A pervy dude, and I won't be calling you.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
You're a.

Speaker 4 (39:45):
Run into a lot of dead ends until I found
my little pot of gold. Her name was Maria Ospenskaya,
a little Soviet block honey with that haunted, hunted look,
old garret goes for mid forties, black hair, dark eye makeup,
and a balcony stalin could have stood on. She asked

(40:11):
me if I'd ever touched the crystal ball before. I said, well,
I almost did over West Hollywood. She let them incense
and dim the lights and started playing this weird music.
The first thing I went through my mind was, even
if she bombs as a psychic, I'm asking Natasha here out.

(40:32):
She said that the fates would not be kind to
me this year, that finances would dry up. The only
acting job I'd get is an extra on Impractical Jokers,
I thought to myself. Damn, finally an honest woman. She

(40:53):
gave me some herbal tea, and I woke up a
day later, packed in ice and missing a kidney. And
as soon as I can find her, I'm gonna see
if she can tell me who did that? Sweet cheeks?
Quit kidding me? Where the hell is my kidding me?
Don't mean to grind, but I'm paying through a pipe

(41:14):
part and it's courting. Yeah, well, Diary, I got to
ski daddle. Me and lamar Odom are taking a hackey
sacked class at the Burback, learning at it.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Until next time. Xes and O's Gary Boo.

Speaker 6 (41:37):
See like that Johnny coffee they have it in the machines.

Speaker 5 (41:44):
Don't move around out there, you can get whatever. The
opposite of a brain freeze is.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
I put eyes in my coffee during the summer times anywhere. Yeah,
I'm on. Yeah, it was working. Bang you wh wow
wow wow.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
H m m mm hmmm.
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