January 6, 2025 • 39 mins
Monday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Robert Earl Keen kicks off the work week with, “Swerving In My Lane”.. - We’ll drop a mic at our receptionist’s desk and listen in on Phil McCrackin.. - We call over to Casa-De-Double-Wide for a wellness check on Hoyt and Delbert.. - In recognition of the certification of Presidential election, we’ll play “King Trump”.. - and while we’re on the subject - we’ll run down the Top 10 ways to tell your candidate is an idiot.. - Oliver tells us about his after Christmas woes.. - and our agent Murray makes us his “Doorbuster Special”…
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's time for the Diary of Gary Busey. Dear Diary,
this is Gary Lucy Well Diary. I've decided to give
up the long abusage tradition of making random New Year's
resolutions hoping everything works out during the year. I'm changing up.
(00:24):
I'm going New age, baby. I'm gonna plot my yearly
course the smart way by visiting a psychic, making plans
a new way.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Y'all staring at a crystal ball, Uri Geller, that's my
fella hawk Hawk.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Yeah. Ye.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Shopping for a psychic in la is like trying to
find an uber driver that ain't a serial killer. They're
out there, but sorting through them it's murder. So I
started at the top of the list and road tested
a few. First one was Madam Alucardi. She had a
bungalow on the ass and to receipt a drive with
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about a dozen chickens in the front yard. And they
weren't friendly chickens neither. I reached down, you know, sort
of neighborly, like, I said, Hey, their fog hoarde, what's
shaking in bacon? Little turd pecked a hole in my
new sands of belt Khakis. It's not a good sign,
and it got worse. Madam I lou Cardi had an
(01:29):
eye patch. I guess she didn't see that one coming,
and shin whiskers like zz Top. Had a dozen young
uns running around all about the same age too. Not
sure how that works unless she popped out a litter
like a dalmatian. She was chained smoking unfiltereds and breastfeeding
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two kids on the same ecossor.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
The whole damn time she was reading my poem.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Now diary.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
If she hadn't seen me getting an oscar next year,
I thought she was fly by night, ye weenne Chili Beanie.
The spirits are about this beach? Are they friendly spirits?
Speaker 5 (02:13):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
You got nobody.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
It was hit and miss for a while. I wound
up in a place crazy Frankie told me about over
in West Hollywood, the divine Dicky Dicky. He had a
cubby in the back room of a gay tattoo parlor.
He come out in a silver turban in yoga pants,
had a pot belly like that Buddha in the lobby
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of the peaking walk barefoot with toenails way past their expiration.
I had to do a double take, but I swear
I seen that little Lambasille monster. Peek out of it,
look diary. Every psychic is different, got their own ways
of divining the mystic art. Some read the bumps on
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your head. Others tell the future by your post points.
Old Nikki Nky liked to sniff your armpits and squeeze
your butt cheeks. Sniffing pits, he said, expose my ara's
toxic funk, and squeezing my booty revealed the tensions of
my soul. I tensed up all right. He clammed down
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on the legendary abusive buttocks like he had a grip
like a Steve Adoor.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
He spit my.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Chewing gum all the way across the room, hit the
tattoo guy in the eye, and he wound up putting
whiskers on a mermaid. I was beginning to think Old
Diki Diki was a little freaky freaky, freaky freaking now.
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But he closed his eyes and said the coming year
would bring a new love into my life. Then he
gave me his phone number. Yaker, freaking old Dicky, Dicky,
you are a pervy dude, and I won't be calling you.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
You're right here.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I run into a lot of dead ends until I
found my little pot of gold. Her name was Maria Ouspenskaya,
a little Soviet block honey with that haunted, hunted look
old Garret goes for mid forties, black hair, dark eye makeup,
and a balcony stalin could have stood on. She asked
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me if I'd ever touched the crystal ball before. I said, well,
I almost did over West Hollywood. She lets him incense
and dim the lights and started playing this weird music.
The first thing I went through my mind was, even
if she bombs as a psychic, I'm asking Natasha here out.
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She said that the fates would not be kind to
me this year, that finances would dry up. The only
acting job I'd get is an extra on Impractical Jokers,
I thought to myself. Damn, finally an honest woman. She
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gave me some herbal tea, and I woke up a
day later, packed in ice and missing a kidney. And
as soon as I can find her, I'm gonna see
if she can tell me who did that? Sweet cheeks,
quit kidding me? Where the hell is my kidd in?
E don't mean to gride, but I'm paying through a
Piete part and it's courting. Yeah, well, Diary, I got
(05:49):
to ski. Daddel Me and lamar Odham are taking a
hackey sacked class at the Burback learning at it. Next
time x'es and ose Gary boo.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
See wow, that's out there. All right, we all, let's
play Beating the Blonde? How got you one? Eight hundred
big shows you told free line. We'll get a contestant
and play next Good morning, it's a big show on
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the radio. To do you Monday Morning feature track, going
to make show bid Box Murray with the Doormuster, special
Jury word Doorbuster hit the bid box at the Maigs
show out Cony got on their contest but the game
get to We'll call you name the game you want
to play. We may that happen too here. It is
(07:10):
very bobular Beat the Blonde game.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Hoorrah man.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Look at our contestant out of Crown City, Ohio. We
got John. Good morning, John, Morning.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
John.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
We're gonna ask you some questions. You know what, agree
or disagree? Try to get two bails for two buss
and you win. All right. I'm the first time caller
here too. By the way, all right, John, let's get you.
Speaker 7 (07:38):
Long come listener, and I know how to speak alfalfa.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Oh, well, fight, that's goldfud for you food. Yeah, there
you go. Remember Maxine taught us how to speak alfalfa.
L yep, I went to lady first birthday party. Wow?
How about that? World? All right? My mom come in
(08:06):
seeing you guys back in the day. How about that?
Got the next generation on the line, I'll play.
Speaker 8 (08:13):
We'll good.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
John, got you in here, buddy, Let's let's jump in here. Tayler. Yes,
if you wanted to do it English style, you should
slice the top of it off with your knife and
eat it in the shell. Eat What are you talking
about it? Turtle? Turtle? English style? Eating turtle?
Speaker 9 (08:35):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
I don't think eat it in the shell?
Speaker 7 (08:39):
I think what I think? I think that that you're
talking about as an egg?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
You think it's an egg, It's not a turtle. John
Tater settles on an egg. Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 7 (08:55):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I'm gonna disagree. Disagree with that. It is an egg.
It's an egg. Wrong, that's tricky, soft boil. How do
you get all that out of there without any shell?
All right, Well, he'll go. Let's see if we can
get us a beil here Okay. Why would you call
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a chicken that's cut up, stewed and served in its
own gravy.
Speaker 7 (09:23):
I'd call him mortally wounded. Oh that is how you
braize a chicken.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Sir, Now you braize a chicken. John, agree or disagree.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
I'm gonna agree.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
I should learn how to.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Yeah, that is a fricacy. A fricacy, Yeah, tatter, not
too handy in the kitchen from what we were other
parts of that. Just file that back for later. Beating
the blonde contestants and John, we are going to make
you happy to Oh, buddy, that's a guarantee. You hang
on and Jackie will do that. All right, buddy, all right,
(10:06):
we appreciate you job. All right. Tay Mama, we said, no, huh,
you'll know what you mean.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
I know her.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Her caprice had the liking plate the huh Bowie Bowie
fund about the hour and top of you news one
of the most requested songs last year. Here for that,
Here for that, coming up next, I go for it.
(11:08):
Good morning, it's a big shaw on the radio. We
look back as a bunch of requests of songs we
had in twenty twenty four. The first part of twenty
twenty five, the come in several Trump songs make the list,
of course, tell me back in and by look at it,
just nose the Tator pointed out, there's January sixth. Uh
so I guess had to send everybody to storm the
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White House, and those my air quotes, the only one
got heard. There was an unarmed female veteran that was
killed our buddy Nick. Seriously, a great, a great film
on this old January sixth bunch of crap. And people
in prison right now steal from that from they were
(11:53):
invited walked in. Don't get me going. It's too late.
Speaker 9 (11:55):
I know.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
I was just gonna play the song and just have fun.
To look at me. I'm sorry, I watch it day.
You ever pulled up with dating everything? So most requests
now I can't even enjoy it. Joey d Rolling.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
King Trump.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Now, when he was a young man, he always thought
he'd be sitting on a throne up in Washington, d C.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
King Trump got a Bible from his mammy, Holy Trump.
His hands are small and clammy.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Born in New York City, hair like Conway Twitter.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Now people love to listen to his speeches.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
He calls folks losers and lion, sons of beaches, things
that he's don rickles rude.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Trump likes bragging about his pickle.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
Born in New York City, hair like Conway, Twitter, trumble.
Speaker 10 (13:14):
Trop, he says.
Speaker 9 (13:17):
He's smart as hell, trouble rob he danced on sn
hell from from mid Common sens frewll trouble trouble, His
trumps ain't got no smell. I've got more ex wives
than Sinatra.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Trouble, problem, troublem, troum, trouble from swimming pools.
Speaker 8 (13:41):
From from from from from from the star from probably trouble, troum, troum.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
And his hair is perfect trouble.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Now, don't you think my head is up my rum?
I know he's probably crazy, but I'm voting walking Trump.
His momentum just ain't stopping it from even when he's
flippy flopping.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Born in New York City, Harolin Conway twitting.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
He was born in New York City, and his hands
I edy bitty good morning. I make shows on the
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radio when there we'll go. And now an entry into
the diary of Gary Busey.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Dear Diary, this is Geary Beauty Well Diary.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Another year coming go.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
It's time to reflect it reassess one's personal life. Now
being an Oscar nominated Hollywood Luminario, I'm pretty perfect already,
but there's always a chance to get more perfect. So
I've jotted down a list of to dos to get done.
Smoothing off the rougher edges, no more pooping in shares hedges,
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no more drugs or panty sniffing. I'll even be nice
to Kathy Griffin. Yeah, I'll be honest, Diary. I had
a hard time finding things to improve on. I had
to dig deep because that's what the great ones do.
(15:54):
So first off, I'm gonna stop being nice to Hollywood
elites that don't deserve it. No more of this gee
that's no white movie, looks like a humdanger or I
love what you've done with the Star Wars franchise. In fact,
first of the year, I'm gonna send Kursten dunts to
an email. Fix the little baked bean teeth, you gobbling,
(16:19):
getting honest, getting true, giving warning to all of you.
If you stink or if you suck Gary's here, you're
out of luck.
Speaker 6 (16:27):
Up up.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Not to brag, Diary, but I have a bit of
a reputation in Hollywood, a reputation of being morally flexible
in my choice of female companionship.
Speaker 11 (16:43):
Yea ye ye ye yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, how hawk.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
My preferences do run a tad to the larger size ladies.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
I see.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
I had to crush on Rebel Wilson, and she went
and got all spelt.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
So I started focusing on Lizzo, Lizzo, Lizzo, and then
she went slim down.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
What the hey, how are all these heiffers doing it?
Wait a second, I might be missing the point, Diary.
Maybe it's me, Sweet Fancy Moses Diary. I know what
I'm gonna do. By God, I need to start marketing
myself as Hollywood's weight loss secret All utensil town heifers. Listen,
(17:30):
watch them extra pounds go missing, Media millennials and blebbery boomers.
I think I'll start with Amy Schumer. He oh, no, bra,
Hollywood is a fickle mistress. Diary. You're only as good
as your last picture. Now, it's not well known that
(17:53):
I turned down several big roles like Chucky in Child's Play,
to Stay Puff, marshmallow Man and Ghostbusters and the Horse
in the Secretariat. Lots of reasons, not enough money. The
dialogue stunk, no makeouts with the leading lady mew.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
No more Diary, and.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
I'm starting this year all right. I just landed the
lead in Sharknado ten Shark Nudo. This can't miss Sharks
in the nudist Colony, craziest thing you ever did see.
All that skin makes him even meaner. Watch out, they
don't bite that wiener. We're gonna need a bigger shark, hardy,
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hard hard. Check out my scar whoopsie.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Well, Diary, I got the ski daddle.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
I'm having a weight loss consultation with Melissa McCarthy. Another
one bats the dust until next time, Diary, x'es and
os Gary.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Good more than everybody more, big show to come. Hang
where you are, yo? What's up? This is Ike and
for all of five one one you need on all
things redneck.
Speaker 12 (19:21):
Just check out my two favorite crackers, John bro and
Bitley right here on the Big Show. I listened to
something else my own self, but white boy Patrick Dunn
broke off the knob in the Cadillac.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Never mind, pet out, Good morning. It's a big show
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on the radio. I've gotta going album on January sixth,
while Ago Homs are on the next series Hollywood icons.
Tough when you know stuff and you think everybody else
should know what you know. You're doing it again. All right,
so let's break it down here, just regular, so everybody
(20:37):
can understand this top ten list right here? How about that?
All right?
Speaker 10 (20:42):
Here we go Today News. You can use top ten signs.
You're supporting a really dumb guy in the race for presidents.
Number ten. Ask him how he'd fich Washington. He says,
you mean the state or the city. Number nine campaign banners.
You're a prominent plug for his landscaping business. Number eight
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giggles uncontrollably every time he hears the phrase polling place.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Number seven.
Speaker 10 (21:13):
The only video on his website is a YouTube clip
of funny answers from Family Feud. Number six runs attack
ads against the Julia Louis Dreyfus character on the.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Number five.
Speaker 10 (21:28):
The loving and supporting wife by his side appears to
be a life size cardboard stand up of iron Man.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Number four.
Speaker 10 (21:37):
Qualifications include one current events quiz October nineteen ninety nine.
Number three agrees it's time for a woman president from
now on what's to be called Caitlin. Number two his
most recent job telling people you're fired on Celebrity Apprentice
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and the number one sign you a really dumb guy
for President. His secret service code name Really Dumb Guy.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
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time for Oliver. Well.
Speaker 11 (22:42):
Well, well, I'm glad the holidays are behind us. The
good news is that I lost over ten pounds, not
because I tried to, but because of the ritual seasonal
nightmare visit by my wife's family, which I call the
Attack of the fifty foot wide women. Let me preach
(23:06):
on it. It's the vision that any respectable Golden Corral
employee fears a pack of full figured gals moving in
to put on the feedbag. It's like that great scene
from every action movie, the heroes walking in slow motion
in a line towards the camera, except in this scene,
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the sun is blotted out by a fleshy eclipse. Friends,
if you need motivation to put down that pack of
Klondike bars and hit the treadmill, there witness to Christmas
dinner at my house. It's a sight more nauseating than
a Steve Martin Pink Panther movie.
Speaker 6 (23:46):
Woo.
Speaker 11 (23:48):
As I sat there, clinging to the last serving of
brown and serve rolls, looking at the teeth marks in
my favorite pirate's baking dish, I couldn't help think I'd
seen this before. Then I remembered Shark Week on the
Discovery Channel. Cooking for the Pantaloon platoon was also a
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test of patience and in a strength.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Nothing was ever good enough.
Speaker 11 (24:15):
It's not seasoned well enough, I can't do.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
The voices, so.
Speaker 11 (24:19):
It's too spicy, it's too bland, it's overcooked, it's undercooked.
The only thing they never said was I'm full. During
their week long intrusion into my personal space, every meal
was an augiastic feast of cholesterol and empty calories, with
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a nice frosty diet soda to cancel.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
It all out.
Speaker 11 (24:46):
I made a nice, big green salad to ensure that
at least they got some fiver during their spandex bursting visit. Unfortunately,
we were all out of dressing because they drank it.
And while other people were rifling through the newspaper looking
for after Christmas sales, the bovine bunch was scanning the
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yellow pages for the Chinese buffet with the biggest.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Number of items.
Speaker 11 (25:12):
And when dining out, no appetizer was too pricey, no
entree too expensive, no dessert too lavish. It was the
holidays and money was no object, basically because it was
my money.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
And on the way out the door, the big bowl.
Speaker 11 (25:28):
Of free mints by the cash register was scooped clean,
a perfect palate cleanser. On the upside, all those leftovers
that had been cluttering up the fridge for the last
four months have magically disappeared, along with my daughter's science experiment.
I won't go into details, but it was green, fuzzy,
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and look to be moving. It was also apparently delicious.
The visit to Sam's Club was also a terrifying adventure.
It was sampling day. Words wouldn't do justice to the
carnage that ensued. Suffice to say employees will be in
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therapy for years to come. Thanks to my extended family.
It was like that scene from Jurassic Park when they
lowered the cow into the raptors cage, especially if the
raptors were wearing kaftans and had a sluggish thyroid. Well,
this year will be different. I've made it clear I
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will not participate in Operation Dumbo Drop again. I will
make it abundantly clear that it's my way of the highway.
So next Christmas, if you see me on the highway,
would you please pick me up.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
We got a lot of people with a lot of problems.
Here is first year's gonna be all right. Let's play
wordy word. Y'all want eight hundred big show you told
free line across America. We'll get a couple of contestants
and play next good morning. It's a big show on
(27:40):
the radio road till your Monday first rounds of the week.
That's good. I went to everybody's head about the bed,
make the wordy word and the worthy word. Let's meet
the contestants. We got a Robbie from Macon, Georgia. Good morning, Robbie, Hey,
good morning, good morning.
Speaker 6 (27:57):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Oh I just noticed his money's playing. It's Willie from
Making as Well. Good morning, Willie, good morning. So y'all buds. Huh,
how long y'all been, buddies, Robbie, Willie day one, my friends.
Oh so man, we'll good. Well that's place of worthy word.
(28:18):
Then it'll be Tater and Willie. She likes Willy John
Boy and Robbie is so Willie. Relax, me and Robbie
go for the first thirty seconds. All right, Robbie, you ready, buddy, Yes, sir,
all right, start the clock now. The opposite of thick is.
Speaker 5 (28:40):
Yes.
Speaker 7 (28:41):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Oh you eat when you are yes, uh huh oh,
give me some of that. Don't be blank when you
don't know another word. He's so blank, thinks of himself.
He's so no no another he thinks of himself. Oh,
(29:04):
I said the word never mind, okay, this is what
you follow dogg on it? Man, no man. I gave
him one and I wasted all the time. So what
was what was happening? He eyes?
Speaker 7 (29:16):
This was the word?
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Selfish was the word? And I should think of yourself.
I assure the But I didn't call you down on it,
your girl, don't worry. I'll followed that back. Jackie, oh
god damp so two with Robbie. One for Willie. Okay,
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Tater and Willie for a round one. You ready, yes, sir,
and go.
Speaker 7 (29:44):
Joe Rogan has one, John Boy and Billy have one. Yeah,
but what's it called? It's a you know, yeah the boy? Hey,
when your pants can stretch? What's what's the what's in it?
Speaker 9 (29:57):
Ye?
Speaker 7 (30:00):
Here is this champagne? They might say, we have a
glass of this when yeah, but it has uh, it
has these uh effervescent things in it. And they say,
give me a glass of blank.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Yes, right now, bubbly going that. Well, y'all'll put a
three on that one. I gave you a four, four
to two. Hi, Robbie, let's see we get some points
on my boy? You ready?
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:30):
God is our word?
Speaker 7 (30:31):
Man?
Speaker 1 (30:32):
No, no, no, all right, I mean I mean that's okay,
that's all right, Okay, tell me so sensitive ready go
new potato chips are this, but they get wet and
they get soggy. No, it's the opposite of soggy. No
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another word? Yeah, yeah, all right, now, Okay. Aliens that
aren't documented, they are blank aliens. That's what we call them.
It's not it's against the law. It's blank to do that.
It's not it's against the law. It's what oh yeah,
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all right, one on the two. That's a three. Well
Willie had done won the Battle of the Moneys in
one round. I got it. Oh god, will you got
dragging rights for you, buddy, Robbie. You can try again anytime. No, boys,
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we appreciate you playing. Oh yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
I want to give a shout out to both my
girls Inllen Grace and my mom and dad back home,
and my boy Willie.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
I'm sorry I didn't beat you. I was hoping.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
So what was the word? What was that work?
Speaker 4 (31:54):
Illegal?
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Illegal?
Speaker 6 (31:57):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (31:57):
You was all right? Boys, Well hang on y'all, Diby
something up. Jack can help them out there, Trader. That
was a jack guess we are all right now, Good Morning,
Make show's on the radio. Ber request time Gordon George
out of Tyler, Texa writes, uh, Texas, I got it.
(32:18):
Gordon says there was a song you guys used to
play all the time. Thing was called everyone knows it's Marcy.
Oh yeah, man, that's a good Gordon, good good. Recall.
Let's play that next. Good Mornings Make showing the radio.
(32:58):
Bery Quez from going and yours out of Tyler, Texas
his favorite Marcy's song.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Who is the big show.
Speaker 5 (33:20):
Guest coordinator, smiling at everybody she sees Our favorite girl.
Her nickname is Teter, and everyone knows it's Marcy, who
laughs it all the jokes that we're telling our favorite
guest star on the playhouse. Nice penmanship but tellable spelling,
(33:46):
and everyone knows it's Marcy. And Marcy don't seem to
care when we may fall up her hair. And here's
our favorite pair all by herself.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Oh my, he said, so.
Speaker 5 (34:11):
Who's seeking now for lunch with her? The husband beats
in my naf. It's three times on the leap. Who's
heading money to have a quick noon? And everyone who's
it's Marcy?
Speaker 4 (34:28):
And Marcy's got lessed up hair.
Speaker 5 (34:31):
It's that strail here, and then there's old ladies on
under where or.
Speaker 4 (34:39):
So weave her, so.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
So weave her, or so weaver?
Speaker 5 (34:47):
Who is the big she'll guess to ondinate, smiling and
everybody she sees our favorite girl.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Her nickname is Tee.
Speaker 5 (34:58):
Everyone knows it it's Mercy, whom blessed.
Speaker 4 (35:03):
All the jokes that were telling our.
Speaker 5 (35:06):
Favorite guest star on the playhouse, nice penmanship with terrible skelli.
Everyone knows it's Marcy who's always feeling happy and jolly,
can't spellaw lick her hair.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Is a master who's.
Speaker 5 (35:24):
Headed on to help with mo everydy knows it's Myrcy.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Good morning. It's who makes showing the radio building and
you John Boy and Billy album here has feature dragged
our agent Murray Keyword Doorbuster hit the big Box at
the Big Show dot Com. Get this.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
Hello, High Calling Incorporated. We're really excited you gave us
a ring. You're looking for talent.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
We've got just a thing.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
It's Jimbo and Bobby. We'll call him by deeper. We
put them a lot because there's nobody cheaper.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Hello, is this missing best?
Speaker 9 (36:25):
No?
Speaker 1 (36:25):
No, this is yeah John boyd Billy here.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
Hey, you two are the Doorbusters special of the month.
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Oh really now what does that mean?
Speaker 3 (36:33):
I'm not really sure. Maybe Murray could tell you.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Well, okay, well we'd like to speak to him.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Is he in hold on alask.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Him Murray, jim Board Bobby on two?
Speaker 6 (36:43):
What hey, let me save you some time.
Speaker 10 (36:46):
The coyote gets in, the rocket shes.
Speaker 6 (36:49):
The switch, it blows up, the road runner gets away.
Speaker 7 (36:53):
Just take us a.
Speaker 13 (36:54):
Phone, thank you, he gime out right mean, Hey, hey
man what's your doorbuster special of the month.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Huh oh, that's an old show biz term. Doorbusters special
and the talent business an act that's pretty much run
its course, you know, it's over done, still has some
time left with their contract on the agency. So we
slashed their price to the bone. Get them a little work,
hustling chump change, you know, rotary club lunches, car wash
brand opening. You make a couple of Nichols while waiting
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for a chance to dump these turkeys. We do it
all the time. For example, this month doorbuster special is
of course, the doorbuster special can also be an act
that's on its way up, you know, head it's right
to the top. Everybody watched it. People are almost busting
down the door.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Now.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
I think that's probably the meaning of the term in
this particular game.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Yeah right, So have you got anything lined up for us?
Speaker 3 (37:52):
Absolutely? Let's see here. We got the rotary club lunch
in next Tuesday, brand opening of a new car washed
Thursday week. That's what I thought.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Yeah, do you have any good stuff lined up for us?
You know, TV movies? Or is that a stupid question?
Speaker 6 (38:06):
Now?
Speaker 3 (38:06):
Why would that be a stupid question?
Speaker 1 (38:08):
Because you never have any good stuff lined up for us.
In fact, you never have anything for us.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
Don't believe this. I can't. You think I don't care
about your career. I can't believe it. You think that
I'd let you gather dust on the shelf while I
work every client except you, that I'd have dropped your
name from the talent roster long ago. But I'm too
cheap to have new copies printed up.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
You mean none of that's true.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
Oh no, it's true. I just can't believe you.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
That's what I thought.
Speaker 3 (38:39):
Jimp already laugh, I'm kidding, man, kidding voice. It was
a jump, you know. I love you mother, my fault. Yeah,
my number one guy. You're the crossby instilled to my nest,
the Larry and Mo to my Churli. Nothing is more
important to me than the success of hold on Dave
bigger name of the as one.
Speaker 6 (38:58):
Now, all right, girl, I'll call her right back. What yeah, yeah,
it's real shame what no, No, no, I know they're
not vicious at all, right yeah yeah, yeah no, and
they really don't smell bat.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
Right yeah yeah yeah yeah, listen, just just have a
hold on Jimbo. I gotta go. The body that's Billy
I'm Cute and Jimbo Why Call Me?
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It's time for the Diary of Gary Busey. Dear Diary,
this is Gary Lucy Well Diary. I've decided to give
up the long abusage tradition of making random New Year's
resolutions hoping everything works out during the year. I'm changing up.
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I'm going New age, baby. I'm gonna plot my yearly
course the smart way by visiting a psychic, making plans
a new way.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Y'all staring at a crystal ball, Uri Geller, that's my
fella hawk Hawk.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Yeah. Ye.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Shopping for a psychic in la is like trying to
find an uber driver that ain't a serial killer. They're
out there, but sorting through them it's murder. So I
started at the top of the list and road tested
a few. First one was Madam Alucardi. She had a
bungalow on the ass and to receipt a drive with
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about a dozen chickens in the front yard. And they
weren't friendly chickens neither. I reached down, you know, sort
of neighborly, like, I said, Hey, their fog hoarde, what's
shaking in bacon? Little turd pecked a hole in my
new sands of belt Khakis. It's not a good sign,
and it got worse. Madam I lou Cardi had an
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eye patch. I guess she didn't see that one coming,
and shin whiskers like zz Top. Had a dozen young
uns running around all about the same age too. Not
sure how that works unless she popped out a litter
like a dalmatian. She was chained smoking unfiltereds and breastfeeding
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two kids on the same ecossor.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
The whole damn time she was reading my poem.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Now diary.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
If she hadn't seen me getting an oscar next year,
I thought she was fly by night, ye weenne Chili Beanie.
The spirits are about this beach? Are they friendly spirits?
Speaker 5 (02:13):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
You got nobody.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
It was hit and miss for a while. I wound
up in a place crazy Frankie told me about over
in West Hollywood, the divine Dicky Dicky. He had a
cubby in the back room of a gay tattoo parlor.
He come out in a silver turban in yoga pants,
had a pot belly like that Buddha in the lobby
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of the peaking walk barefoot with toenails way past their expiration.
I had to do a double take, but I swear
I seen that little Lambasille monster. Peek out of it,
look diary. Every psychic is different, got their own ways
of divining the mystic art. Some read the bumps on
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your head. Others tell the future by your post points.
Old Nikki Nky liked to sniff your armpits and squeeze
your butt cheeks. Sniffing pits, he said, expose my ara's
toxic funk, and squeezing my booty revealed the tensions of
my soul. I tensed up all right. He clammed down
(03:23):
on the legendary abusive buttocks like he had a grip
like a Steve Adoor.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
He spit my.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Chewing gum all the way across the room, hit the
tattoo guy in the eye, and he wound up putting
whiskers on a mermaid. I was beginning to think Old
Diki Diki was a little freaky freaky, freaky freaking now.
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But he closed his eyes and said the coming year
would bring a new love into my life. Then he
gave me his phone number. Yaker, freaking old Dicky, Dicky,
you are a pervy dude, and I won't be calling you.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
You're right here.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I run into a lot of dead ends until I
found my little pot of gold. Her name was Maria Ouspenskaya,
a little Soviet block honey with that haunted, hunted look
old Garret goes for mid forties, black hair, dark eye makeup,
and a balcony stalin could have stood on. She asked
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me if I'd ever touched the crystal ball before. I said, well,
I almost did over West Hollywood. She lets him incense
and dim the lights and started playing this weird music.
The first thing I went through my mind was, even
if she bombs as a psychic, I'm asking Natasha here out.
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She said that the fates would not be kind to
me this year, that finances would dry up. The only
acting job I'd get is an extra on Impractical Jokers,
I thought to myself. Damn, finally an honest woman. She
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gave me some herbal tea, and I woke up a
day later, packed in ice and missing a kidney. And
as soon as I can find her, I'm gonna see
if she can tell me who did that? Sweet cheeks,
quit kidding me? Where the hell is my kidd in?
E don't mean to gride, but I'm paying through a
Piete part and it's courting. Yeah, well, Diary, I got
(05:49):
to ski. Daddel Me and lamar Odham are taking a
hackey sacked class at the Burback learning at it. Next
time x'es and ose Gary boo.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
See wow, that's out there. All right, we all, let's
play Beating the Blonde? How got you one? Eight hundred
big shows you told free line. We'll get a contestant
and play next Good morning, it's a big show on
(06:49):
the radio. To do you Monday Morning feature track, going
to make show bid Box Murray with the Doormuster, special
Jury word Doorbuster hit the bid box at the Maigs
show out Cony got on their contest but the game
get to We'll call you name the game you want
to play. We may that happen too here. It is
(07:10):
very bobular Beat the Blonde game.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Hoorrah man.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Look at our contestant out of Crown City, Ohio. We
got John. Good morning, John, Morning.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
John.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
We're gonna ask you some questions. You know what, agree
or disagree? Try to get two bails for two buss
and you win. All right. I'm the first time caller
here too. By the way, all right, John, let's get you.
Speaker 7 (07:38):
Long come listener, and I know how to speak alfalfa.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Oh, well, fight, that's goldfud for you food. Yeah, there
you go. Remember Maxine taught us how to speak alfalfa.
L yep, I went to lady first birthday party. Wow?
How about that? World? All right? My mom come in
(08:06):
seeing you guys back in the day. How about that?
Got the next generation on the line, I'll play.
Speaker 8 (08:13):
We'll good.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
John, got you in here, buddy, Let's let's jump in here. Tayler. Yes,
if you wanted to do it English style, you should
slice the top of it off with your knife and
eat it in the shell. Eat What are you talking
about it? Turtle? Turtle? English style? Eating turtle?
Speaker 9 (08:35):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
I don't think eat it in the shell?
Speaker 7 (08:39):
I think what I think? I think that that you're
talking about as an egg?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
You think it's an egg, It's not a turtle. John
Tater settles on an egg. Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 7 (08:55):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I'm gonna disagree. Disagree with that. It is an egg.
It's an egg. Wrong, that's tricky, soft boil. How do
you get all that out of there without any shell?
All right, Well, he'll go. Let's see if we can
get us a beil here Okay. Why would you call
(09:17):
a chicken that's cut up, stewed and served in its
own gravy.
Speaker 7 (09:23):
I'd call him mortally wounded. Oh that is how you
braize a chicken.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Sir, Now you braize a chicken. John, agree or disagree.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
I'm gonna agree.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
I should learn how to.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Yeah, that is a fricacy. A fricacy, Yeah, tatter, not
too handy in the kitchen from what we were other
parts of that. Just file that back for later. Beating
the blonde contestants and John, we are going to make
you happy to Oh, buddy, that's a guarantee. You hang
on and Jackie will do that. All right, buddy, all right,
(10:06):
we appreciate you job. All right. Tay Mama, we said, no, huh,
you'll know what you mean.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
I know her.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Her caprice had the liking plate the huh Bowie Bowie
fund about the hour and top of you news one
of the most requested songs last year. Here for that,
Here for that, coming up next, I go for it.
(11:08):
Good morning, it's a big shaw on the radio. We
look back as a bunch of requests of songs we
had in twenty twenty four. The first part of twenty
twenty five, the come in several Trump songs make the list,
of course, tell me back in and by look at it,
just nose the Tator pointed out, there's January sixth. Uh
so I guess had to send everybody to storm the
(11:32):
White House, and those my air quotes, the only one
got heard. There was an unarmed female veteran that was
killed our buddy Nick. Seriously, a great, a great film
on this old January sixth bunch of crap. And people
in prison right now steal from that from they were
(11:53):
invited walked in. Don't get me going. It's too late.
Speaker 9 (11:55):
I know.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
I was just gonna play the song and just have fun.
To look at me. I'm sorry, I watch it day.
You ever pulled up with dating everything? So most requests
now I can't even enjoy it. Joey d Rolling.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
King Trump.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Now, when he was a young man, he always thought
he'd be sitting on a throne up in Washington, d C.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
King Trump got a Bible from his mammy, Holy Trump.
His hands are small and clammy.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Born in New York City, hair like Conway Twitter.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Now people love to listen to his speeches.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
He calls folks losers and lion, sons of beaches, things
that he's don rickles rude.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Trump likes bragging about his pickle.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
Born in New York City, hair like Conway, Twitter, trumble.
Speaker 10 (13:14):
Trop, he says.
Speaker 9 (13:17):
He's smart as hell, trouble rob he danced on sn
hell from from mid Common sens frewll trouble trouble, His
trumps ain't got no smell. I've got more ex wives
than Sinatra.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Trouble, problem, troublem, troum, trouble from swimming pools.
Speaker 8 (13:41):
From from from from from from the star from probably trouble, troum, troum.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
And his hair is perfect trouble.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Now, don't you think my head is up my rum?
I know he's probably crazy, but I'm voting walking Trump.
His momentum just ain't stopping it from even when he's
flippy flopping.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Born in New York City, Harolin Conway twitting.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
He was born in New York City, and his hands
I edy bitty good morning. I make shows on the
(14:50):
radio when there we'll go. And now an entry into
the diary of Gary Busey.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Dear Diary, this is Geary Beauty Well Diary.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Another year coming go.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
It's time to reflect it reassess one's personal life. Now
being an Oscar nominated Hollywood Luminario, I'm pretty perfect already,
but there's always a chance to get more perfect. So
I've jotted down a list of to dos to get done.
Smoothing off the rougher edges, no more pooping in shares hedges,
(15:32):
no more drugs or panty sniffing. I'll even be nice
to Kathy Griffin. Yeah, I'll be honest, Diary. I had
a hard time finding things to improve on. I had
to dig deep because that's what the great ones do.
(15:54):
So first off, I'm gonna stop being nice to Hollywood
elites that don't deserve it. No more of this gee
that's no white movie, looks like a humdanger or I
love what you've done with the Star Wars franchise. In fact,
first of the year, I'm gonna send Kursten dunts to
an email. Fix the little baked bean teeth, you gobbling,
(16:19):
getting honest, getting true, giving warning to all of you.
If you stink or if you suck Gary's here, you're
out of luck.
Speaker 6 (16:27):
Up up.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Not to brag, Diary, but I have a bit of
a reputation in Hollywood, a reputation of being morally flexible
in my choice of female companionship.
Speaker 11 (16:43):
Yea ye ye ye yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, how hawk.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
My preferences do run a tad to the larger size ladies.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
I see.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
I had to crush on Rebel Wilson, and she went
and got all spelt.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
So I started focusing on Lizzo, Lizzo, Lizzo, and then
she went slim down.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
What the hey, how are all these heiffers doing it?
Wait a second, I might be missing the point, Diary.
Maybe it's me, Sweet Fancy Moses Diary. I know what
I'm gonna do. By God, I need to start marketing
myself as Hollywood's weight loss secret All utensil town heifers. Listen,
(17:30):
watch them extra pounds go missing, Media millennials and blebbery boomers.
I think I'll start with Amy Schumer. He oh, no, bra,
Hollywood is a fickle mistress. Diary. You're only as good
as your last picture. Now, it's not well known that
(17:53):
I turned down several big roles like Chucky in Child's Play,
to Stay Puff, marshmallow Man and Ghostbusters and the Horse
in the Secretariat. Lots of reasons, not enough money. The
dialogue stunk, no makeouts with the leading lady mew.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
No more Diary, and.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
I'm starting this year all right. I just landed the
lead in Sharknado ten Shark Nudo. This can't miss Sharks
in the nudist Colony, craziest thing you ever did see.
All that skin makes him even meaner. Watch out, they
don't bite that wiener. We're gonna need a bigger shark, hardy,
(18:35):
hard hard. Check out my scar whoopsie.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Well, Diary, I got the ski daddle.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
I'm having a weight loss consultation with Melissa McCarthy. Another
one bats the dust until next time, Diary, x'es and
os Gary.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Good more than everybody more, big show to come. Hang
where you are, yo? What's up? This is Ike and
for all of five one one you need on all
things redneck.
Speaker 12 (19:21):
Just check out my two favorite crackers, John bro and
Bitley right here on the Big Show. I listened to
something else my own self, but white boy Patrick Dunn
broke off the knob in the Cadillac.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Never mind, pet out, Good morning. It's a big show
(20:15):
on the radio. I've gotta going album on January sixth,
while Ago Homs are on the next series Hollywood icons.
Tough when you know stuff and you think everybody else
should know what you know. You're doing it again. All right,
so let's break it down here, just regular, so everybody
(20:37):
can understand this top ten list right here? How about that?
All right?
Speaker 10 (20:42):
Here we go Today News. You can use top ten signs.
You're supporting a really dumb guy in the race for presidents.
Number ten. Ask him how he'd fich Washington. He says,
you mean the state or the city. Number nine campaign banners.
You're a prominent plug for his landscaping business. Number eight
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giggles uncontrollably every time he hears the phrase polling place.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Number seven.
Speaker 10 (21:13):
The only video on his website is a YouTube clip
of funny answers from Family Feud. Number six runs attack
ads against the Julia Louis Dreyfus character on the.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Number five.
Speaker 10 (21:28):
The loving and supporting wife by his side appears to
be a life size cardboard stand up of iron Man.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Number four.
Speaker 10 (21:37):
Qualifications include one current events quiz October nineteen ninety nine.
Number three agrees it's time for a woman president from
now on what's to be called Caitlin. Number two his
most recent job telling people you're fired on Celebrity Apprentice
(21:58):
and the number one sign you a really dumb guy
for President. His secret service code name Really Dumb Guy.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Good Morning, got the Big Show on the radio coming up?
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(22:37):
time for Oliver. Well.
Speaker 11 (22:42):
Well, well, I'm glad the holidays are behind us. The
good news is that I lost over ten pounds, not
because I tried to, but because of the ritual seasonal
nightmare visit by my wife's family, which I call the
Attack of the fifty foot wide women. Let me preach
(23:06):
on it. It's the vision that any respectable Golden Corral
employee fears a pack of full figured gals moving in
to put on the feedbag. It's like that great scene
from every action movie, the heroes walking in slow motion
in a line towards the camera, except in this scene,
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the sun is blotted out by a fleshy eclipse. Friends,
if you need motivation to put down that pack of
Klondike bars and hit the treadmill, there witness to Christmas
dinner at my house. It's a sight more nauseating than
a Steve Martin Pink Panther movie.
Speaker 6 (23:46):
Woo.
Speaker 11 (23:48):
As I sat there, clinging to the last serving of
brown and serve rolls, looking at the teeth marks in
my favorite pirate's baking dish, I couldn't help think I'd
seen this before. Then I remembered Shark Week on the
Discovery Channel. Cooking for the Pantaloon platoon was also a
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test of patience and in a strength.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Nothing was ever good enough.
Speaker 11 (24:15):
It's not seasoned well enough, I can't do.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
The voices, so.
Speaker 11 (24:19):
It's too spicy, it's too bland, it's overcooked, it's undercooked.
The only thing they never said was I'm full. During
their week long intrusion into my personal space, every meal
was an augiastic feast of cholesterol and empty calories, with
(24:42):
a nice frosty diet soda to cancel.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
It all out.
Speaker 11 (24:46):
I made a nice, big green salad to ensure that
at least they got some fiver during their spandex bursting visit. Unfortunately,
we were all out of dressing because they drank it.
And while other people were rifling through the newspaper looking
for after Christmas sales, the bovine bunch was scanning the
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yellow pages for the Chinese buffet with the biggest.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Number of items.
Speaker 11 (25:12):
And when dining out, no appetizer was too pricey, no
entree too expensive, no dessert too lavish. It was the
holidays and money was no object, basically because it was
my money.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
And on the way out the door, the big bowl.
Speaker 11 (25:28):
Of free mints by the cash register was scooped clean,
a perfect palate cleanser. On the upside, all those leftovers
that had been cluttering up the fridge for the last
four months have magically disappeared, along with my daughter's science experiment.
I won't go into details, but it was green, fuzzy,
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and look to be moving. It was also apparently delicious.
The visit to Sam's Club was also a terrifying adventure.
It was sampling day. Words wouldn't do justice to the
carnage that ensued. Suffice to say employees will be in
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therapy for years to come. Thanks to my extended family.
It was like that scene from Jurassic Park when they
lowered the cow into the raptors cage, especially if the
raptors were wearing kaftans and had a sluggish thyroid. Well,
this year will be different. I've made it clear I
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will not participate in Operation Dumbo Drop again. I will
make it abundantly clear that it's my way of the highway.
So next Christmas, if you see me on the highway,
would you please pick me up.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
We got a lot of people with a lot of problems.
Here is first year's gonna be all right. Let's play
wordy word. Y'all want eight hundred big show you told
free line across America. We'll get a couple of contestants
and play next good morning. It's a big show on
(27:40):
the radio road till your Monday first rounds of the week.
That's good. I went to everybody's head about the bed,
make the wordy word and the worthy word. Let's meet
the contestants. We got a Robbie from Macon, Georgia. Good morning, Robbie, Hey,
good morning, good morning.
Speaker 6 (27:57):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Oh I just noticed his money's playing. It's Willie from
Making as Well. Good morning, Willie, good morning. So y'all buds. Huh,
how long y'all been, buddies, Robbie, Willie day one, my friends.
Oh so man, we'll good. Well that's place of worthy word.
(28:18):
Then it'll be Tater and Willie. She likes Willy John
Boy and Robbie is so Willie. Relax, me and Robbie
go for the first thirty seconds. All right, Robbie, you ready, buddy, Yes, sir,
all right, start the clock now. The opposite of thick is.
Speaker 5 (28:40):
Yes.
Speaker 7 (28:41):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Oh you eat when you are yes, uh huh oh,
give me some of that. Don't be blank when you
don't know another word. He's so blank, thinks of himself.
He's so no no another he thinks of himself. Oh,
(29:04):
I said the word never mind, okay, this is what
you follow dogg on it? Man, no man. I gave
him one and I wasted all the time. So what
was what was happening? He eyes?
Speaker 7 (29:16):
This was the word?
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Selfish was the word? And I should think of yourself.
I assure the But I didn't call you down on it,
your girl, don't worry. I'll followed that back. Jackie, oh
god damp so two with Robbie. One for Willie. Okay,
(29:39):
Tater and Willie for a round one. You ready, yes, sir,
and go.
Speaker 7 (29:44):
Joe Rogan has one, John Boy and Billy have one. Yeah,
but what's it called? It's a you know, yeah the boy? Hey,
when your pants can stretch? What's what's the what's in it?
Speaker 9 (29:57):
Ye?
Speaker 7 (30:00):
Here is this champagne? They might say, we have a
glass of this when yeah, but it has uh, it
has these uh effervescent things in it. And they say,
give me a glass of blank.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Yes, right now, bubbly going that. Well, y'all'll put a
three on that one. I gave you a four, four
to two. Hi, Robbie, let's see we get some points
on my boy? You ready?
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:30):
God is our word?
Speaker 7 (30:31):
Man?
Speaker 1 (30:32):
No, no, no, all right, I mean I mean that's okay,
that's all right, Okay, tell me so sensitive ready go
new potato chips are this, but they get wet and
they get soggy. No, it's the opposite of soggy. No
(30:54):
another word? Yeah, yeah, all right, now, Okay. Aliens that
aren't documented, they are blank aliens. That's what we call them.
It's not it's against the law. It's blank to do that.
It's not it's against the law. It's what oh yeah,
(31:18):
all right, one on the two. That's a three. Well
Willie had done won the Battle of the Moneys in
one round. I got it. Oh god, will you got
dragging rights for you, buddy, Robbie. You can try again anytime. No, boys,
(31:39):
we appreciate you playing. Oh yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
I want to give a shout out to both my
girls Inllen Grace and my mom and dad back home,
and my boy Willie.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
I'm sorry I didn't beat you. I was hoping.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
So what was the word? What was that work?
Speaker 4 (31:54):
Illegal?
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Illegal?
Speaker 6 (31:57):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (31:57):
You was all right? Boys, Well hang on y'all, Diby
something up. Jack can help them out there, Trader. That
was a jack guess we are all right now, Good Morning,
Make show's on the radio. Ber request time Gordon George
out of Tyler, Texa writes, uh, Texas, I got it.
(32:18):
Gordon says there was a song you guys used to
play all the time. Thing was called everyone knows it's Marcy.
Oh yeah, man, that's a good Gordon, good good. Recall.
Let's play that next. Good Mornings Make showing the radio.
(32:58):
Bery Quez from going and yours out of Tyler, Texas
his favorite Marcy's song.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Who is the big show.
Speaker 5 (33:20):
Guest coordinator, smiling at everybody she sees Our favorite girl.
Her nickname is Teter, and everyone knows it's Marcy, who
laughs it all the jokes that we're telling our favorite
guest star on the playhouse. Nice penmanship but tellable spelling,
(33:46):
and everyone knows it's Marcy. And Marcy don't seem to
care when we may fall up her hair. And here's
our favorite pair all by herself.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Oh my, he said, so.
Speaker 5 (34:11):
Who's seeking now for lunch with her? The husband beats
in my naf. It's three times on the leap. Who's
heading money to have a quick noon? And everyone who's
it's Marcy?
Speaker 4 (34:28):
And Marcy's got lessed up hair.
Speaker 5 (34:31):
It's that strail here, and then there's old ladies on
under where or.
Speaker 4 (34:39):
So weave her, so.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
So weave her, or so weaver?
Speaker 5 (34:47):
Who is the big she'll guess to ondinate, smiling and
everybody she sees our favorite girl.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Her nickname is Tee.
Speaker 5 (34:58):
Everyone knows it it's Mercy, whom blessed.
Speaker 4 (35:03):
All the jokes that were telling our.
Speaker 5 (35:06):
Favorite guest star on the playhouse, nice penmanship with terrible skelli.
Everyone knows it's Marcy who's always feeling happy and jolly,
can't spellaw lick her hair.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Is a master who's.
Speaker 5 (35:24):
Headed on to help with mo everydy knows it's Myrcy.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Good morning. It's who makes showing the radio building and
you John Boy and Billy album here has feature dragged
our agent Murray Keyword Doorbuster hit the big Box at
the Big Show dot Com. Get this.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
Hello, High Calling Incorporated. We're really excited you gave us
a ring. You're looking for talent.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
We've got just a thing.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
It's Jimbo and Bobby. We'll call him by deeper. We
put them a lot because there's nobody cheaper.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Hello, is this missing best?
Speaker 9 (36:25):
No?
Speaker 1 (36:25):
No, this is yeah John boyd Billy here.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
Hey, you two are the Doorbusters special of the month.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Oh really now what does that mean?
Speaker 3 (36:33):
I'm not really sure. Maybe Murray could tell you.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Well, okay, well we'd like to speak to him.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Is he in hold on alask.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Him Murray, jim Board Bobby on two?
Speaker 6 (36:43):
What hey, let me save you some time.
Speaker 10 (36:46):
The coyote gets in, the rocket shes.
Speaker 6 (36:49):
The switch, it blows up, the road runner gets away.
Speaker 7 (36:53):
Just take us a.
Speaker 13 (36:54):
Phone, thank you, he gime out right mean, Hey, hey
man what's your doorbuster special of the month.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Huh oh, that's an old show biz term. Doorbusters special
and the talent business an act that's pretty much run
its course, you know, it's over done, still has some
time left with their contract on the agency. So we
slashed their price to the bone. Get them a little work,
hustling chump change, you know, rotary club lunches, car wash
brand opening. You make a couple of Nichols while waiting
(37:27):
for a chance to dump these turkeys. We do it
all the time. For example, this month doorbuster special is
of course, the doorbuster special can also be an act
that's on its way up, you know, head it's right
to the top. Everybody watched it. People are almost busting
down the door.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Now.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
I think that's probably the meaning of the term in
this particular game.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Yeah right, So have you got anything lined up for us?
Speaker 3 (37:52):
Absolutely? Let's see here. We got the rotary club lunch
in next Tuesday, brand opening of a new car washed
Thursday week. That's what I thought.
Speaker 1 (38:01):
Yeah, do you have any good stuff lined up for us?
You know, TV movies? Or is that a stupid question?
Speaker 6 (38:06):
Now?
Speaker 3 (38:06):
Why would that be a stupid question?
Speaker 1 (38:08):
Because you never have any good stuff lined up for us.
In fact, you never have anything for us.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
Don't believe this. I can't. You think I don't care
about your career. I can't believe it. You think that
I'd let you gather dust on the shelf while I
work every client except you, that I'd have dropped your
name from the talent roster long ago. But I'm too
cheap to have new copies printed up.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
You mean none of that's true.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
Oh no, it's true. I just can't believe you.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
That's what I thought.
Speaker 3 (38:39):
Jimp already laugh, I'm kidding, man, kidding voice. It was
a jump, you know. I love you mother, my fault. Yeah,
my number one guy. You're the crossby instilled to my nest,
the Larry and Mo to my Churli. Nothing is more
important to me than the success of hold on Dave
bigger name of the as one.
Speaker 6 (38:58):
Now, all right, girl, I'll call her right back. What yeah, yeah,
it's real shame what no, No, no, I know they're
not vicious at all, right yeah yeah, yeah no, and
they really don't smell bat.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
Right yeah yeah yeah yeah, listen, just just have a
hold on Jimbo. I gotta go. The body that's Billy
I'm Cute and Jimbo Why Call Me?
Speaker 10 (39:24):
Bit Box is here all your favorites from four decades,
and Big Show ninety nine says he's fifteen for nine
ninety nine Buy him once play. Many were shop the
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