January 8, 2025 • 38 mins
Wednesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, today would have been Elvis Pressley’s 90th Birthday, so of course we’re saluting The King all morning! - Beginning with Elvis is Everywhere.. - Tater gets Tatertainment back on the grid - sort of.. - Murray is taking on public relations for a group that works with kids with more common health disorders.. - Then back to Elvis for “Eating Like Elvis” and the failed TV Sitcom “Leave it to Elvis”.. - Carl Childers tells his version of the Three Little Pigs.. - and Sherman Pratt has some advice for kids on how to deal with Baby Sitters.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning. You got the big show on the radio.
More chance for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
But Mama, all I wanted to do was have a
let us sandwich on gluten bread, a tall glass of buttermilk,
and crawl under a bearskin rug.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Why do I have to.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Listen to that John Boy person and Billy whoever on
that noisy big shoe button.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Mama, good morning, there's a big shaw on the radio
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for your Wednesday morning. Let me talk about Elvis Presley.
It would have been ninety years old today. Don't pick
up our celebration here in a little bit of a
man ninety years old. Remember you know somebody coming and said, yeah,
I was Elvis's child. Will now come out, said man,
this is his great great grandchild. They have take you
(01:23):
able to see what you think?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Oh when, well when? Oh baby, mama, are you ma
mama on a bowl of corn flakes? Baby all? Let
me have right now. I'm about to poop all on myself.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
New Year's resolution to not be stupid. Well, I lasted
the January day. It wasn't like to be eating like Elvis.
We'll find out not more. That was a big show
rolls on Good Morning, Got the Big Show on the
radio coming up, we play beating the Blood. If you can,
you will win one hundred and twenty dollars worth of
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you right there. Hang on. You played for it in minutes.
First back to Abason's birthday celebration. Soda ghost of Elvist.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Last night in a dream he said, I saw your
big old barely on the cover of a magazine, said
a wall of bitches like you.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
He said, I got just the thing. I'll take you
to my place. Stuff your face, show you how to
eat like a kid. Now I'm making locker over, humming
down on everything.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I say, eating like a hummer. Lay on the bag
of chips on man found myself at Graceland.
Speaker 6 (03:17):
Telling tonuck in my hands, salt peanut butter, n of
sandwich said on his night stand, he said, by can't
be eating you want to eat up in this soul.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
But you my kind of guy.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
And there's a pecan pie waiting down.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
In the juggle room. I'm eating like a humor. How
you went on a big old piece off Ham How eting.
Speaker 7 (03:51):
Like a helvess.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I just want to be on tdy cram yet I'm.
Speaker 7 (03:58):
INTI like a helm.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
How the understanding kgo team boss? How many dog helmis?
Speaker 6 (04:09):
How about I means play guys him sharp and.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Excuse me. It's like for a mon okay that one
that was?
Speaker 8 (04:20):
That was me?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Well, let's play Meet the Blonde. Alright, this is Marsy.
What a hundred big show you told free line. We'll
get a contestant play next. Holme on. It's a big
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want that for you, John boyn Billy, I'm hit the
Big Show dot com and right now it is beat
to Blonde time. Let's meet our contestant. Joe from Clarksville, Pennsylvania.
Good morning Joe, Good.
Speaker 9 (05:38):
Morning ladies and gentlemen. Now are you today?
Speaker 7 (05:40):
Man?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
We are awe somebody welcome in here amongst us? Well,
you know what, you know what we're gonna do, Joe,
last date of some questions. You agree or disagree with her?
Get two bells before two buzzers and.
Speaker 7 (05:52):
You got it, buddy, I win, You got it, buddy,
I win.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Well, Marcy, according to hair ex spurts not the best.
It's raining. I know you didn't drive with your head
up all right, that's it. Is it a good idea
or a bad idea to put some mayonnaise on your
hair every once in a while.
Speaker 10 (06:16):
Look, if you think it'll save your relationship, I.
Speaker 11 (06:19):
Say, try it.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Upside the box.
Speaker 10 (06:24):
Yes, it's a good idea to put some male on
your hair.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Wow, So John Tames said it is a good idea
every once in a while, put some mayonnaise in your head.
Speaker 12 (06:34):
Try you might like it.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Yeah, agree, disagree.
Speaker 9 (06:39):
I to agree with her on that, on that and
that's the thing to do.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Yes, they say it actually is. Mayonnaise makes a very
good conditioner. Yeah, as you were thinking that it has
oil for softness. Eggs for body and vinegar for shine.
Speaker 9 (06:57):
Well, I'm losing my hair.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I've done before, not on purpose. Chest. Well, there's a
bell right there. One morning. You're gonna win, Joe Tater.
According to the magazine The Wine Spectator, if stored properly,
there are only two things that get better with age. One,
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of course, is fine wine, and the other.
Speaker 8 (07:26):
Is what E cheap wine. We're going to cover wine
all the wine is that one thing wine is fine.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
When that is fine, one other thing.
Speaker 10 (07:41):
That would be that would be smoke sausage.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Smoke sausage, Johnny.
Speaker 9 (07:49):
I have to disagree on that one.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Disagree on smoke sausage. Well, that was the thing to do. Well,
let me tell you what the other one is. Violins. Violins, violins.
Speaker 7 (08:08):
Eh huh.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Okay, I was thinking food, smoke saucers.
Speaker 9 (08:14):
I like to Joe, Joe, that's cool. I got to
tell you, guys something. I'm a third term caller, third
time winner, and I listened to you every day faithfully, man,
and I don't know what i'd do. And I'll listen
to you guys in the morning.
Speaker 13 (08:29):
Man.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Awesome, Joe, we sure appreciate you, buddy. Glad you won.
You got one hundred and twenty dollars. Where the bullsnot
cleaning products? Come go try that mayonnaise in your hair.
Speaker 9 (08:40):
Yeah, I'll try the mayonnaise in my hair.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Out wire, let's jump out cut you upon you and
you Elvis Pressing would have been ninety years old today.
I've been changing us celebration.
Speaker 7 (09:36):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
That's a big show on the radio for you, Wednesday,
January eight. That was presently It would have been ninety
years old today. We thought surely this TV show starring
the King would make it. Check it out.
Speaker 14 (09:54):
This fall, ABC presents the King of rock and Roll
in his own weekly TV series. Tune in for the
hilarious premiere. I'll leave it to Elvis, Wally, Elvis, could
you boys come down here for a second. Chad, Dad,
your mother has a question she'd like to ask you.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Boy.
Speaker 15 (10:09):
Is either of you know what happened to the three
pies I left cooling on the window sill this morning?
Speaker 13 (10:13):
She know, Mom, I was out at the.
Speaker 14 (10:15):
Park all day.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
How about you, Elvis? Oh no, I didn't take those
three peanut butter pies.
Speaker 14 (10:20):
Honest I gee, Elvis, if you didn't take them, how
did you know they were peanut butter pie. Ah, well, okay,
maybe I did take them, but uh me and Larry
Mondelo were hungry. You know, a kid gets really hungry
when he's out playing. In John It's Elvis, the King
of rock and Roll in the New Comedy Hit of
the Year, toy He Now you've really done it. When
Tad finds out you shot the TV, he's gonna be
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really steam I'm sorry, Wally, but I just couldn't take
that rubber gul a special on TV. Toy Yeady, I
told you you shouldn't. Kevin Alvis saw that Perkadan. Hey,
squirt can't handle his high?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Is that my problem?
Speaker 14 (10:57):
Hugh Boma, Barbara Billingsley, Tony dw and Elvis Preshley in
Leave It to Elvis Coming this fall on ABC.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Good Morning, It's a big show on the radio. He
was at home a temptation trailer this morning. Man, Hello, Jesus.
Speaker 7 (11:44):
Pint all my life on a fight about it?
Speaker 15 (11:46):
Now?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Man, John Boy better here sayday you.
Speaker 7 (11:49):
Big Gona Hay, No driving, no talking, knuckle dragging, nose picking.
Speaker 9 (11:54):
C C.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
That much? Boddy? How was your holiday?
Speaker 15 (11:59):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (12:00):
This morning I was up to my arm pits and
fruits and nuts just because Debort and his relatives got
together at the trader.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
That sounds like fun, Yeah right.
Speaker 7 (12:10):
One of Debort's nephews is sick when he come over,
and of course you know he's gonna pass it around.
Give me that stomach flute's been going around. I had
the squirt Savannah. This man debortenual after Christmas hunting trip.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Oh man, y'all didn't get to go this year hunt.
Speaker 7 (12:26):
No now, Debort went without me. He took his cousin
Tater with it.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Tater, huh.
Speaker 7 (12:31):
Yeah, we call him out because he looks like a tater.
He's bald and he's got little warts all over his face.
Looks like a tater has been in the vegetable ben
about a week too long.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Tatter's a big hunter.
Speaker 7 (12:42):
No, actually, it is his first hunting trip of any kind.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
So Delbert and a novice out hunting.
Speaker 7 (12:48):
How'd that go? No good? Deborah come dragging in about
eight o'clock the next night, all covered in mud and crud.
Had that deer in the back of the pickup truck
is all tore up briars in his antlers. Is a mess.
I said, what in the world happened to you? He says, well,
man on, Tator is out and the deer stand out
in the woods, and we'd had us a bear. Twell,
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this deer come out of clearing. Tater got all excited
and fell plumb out of the tree stand knocked him cold.
He is a mess. I never got that name deer
back to the truck, I says, Yeah, Tater wasn't much
help after he got his bell wrong. Huh, he said, Well,
Tater never woke up. I checked to make sure he's
still breathing, but I couldn't get him to come to
for nothing. I said, now, wait a minute. You mean
(13:32):
you drug that deer all the way back home and
left your cousin the land up here in the woods.
He said, well, there's a hard call, but I figured
wasn't nobody on steal Tater.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Please tell me you got Tater out of the woods.
Speaker 7 (13:48):
Yeah. We went back the next morning and picked him up.
He's all right, Hey, that's not run here. Me and
Eddie byerscually to go to work later on. Yeah, well,
well you tell him, I said, uh, hell know what
you mean? Bye, don't keep it up?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
By bye, by good. More than everybody of my big
show family yours. Thank you for listening. Listen News what
sports coming up?
Speaker 13 (14:14):
Hello?
Speaker 16 (14:16):
Listen Ricky Bates sharp bro Oh how about you pot lickers?
Are listening to a couple other pot liquors, noted John
Boyd and Billy on the Big Show. You know, I
just a guest star on the Playhouse and official mascot
from mister populist Pizza Runt. That's just the tip of
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Speaker 1 (15:15):
Good morning.
Speaker 7 (15:16):
That's a big show.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Us in this clone. So yesterday we're getting ready to
play wordy word. By the way, up there a little
what to watch from Tater Taman News. Well, yesterday Jeff
up in Abingdon, Virginia won and he was playing Kirby
and and Jackie, what did Jeff tell you what happened?
Speaker 11 (15:38):
Jeff said, I am feeling so good, Jackie, I want
you to call Kirby back and give him the prize pack.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
And I was like, awesome, I'll do it. And by
the way, Kirby said, thank you Jeff.
Speaker 10 (15:48):
And he also wanted me to make sure that.
Speaker 11 (15:50):
I said to John Boy, Johnny, if you ever go
to Abingdon, Virginia, he has some moonshine for you, and
it will make you give back anything you haven't even
stolen yet.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
We're pretty good.
Speaker 7 (16:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
So Jeff worked on the skull Bandit race team by
in the day and started listening to the Big Show
in the shop and ain't never quit. Were good. We
know a lot of y'all started like that, that's cool stuff.
Speaker 13 (16:20):
Let it go.
Speaker 10 (16:21):
I want you to act like you stole like one
hundred grand from me.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Then you go, see, Jeff is so good. It'll make
you take back phase you hadn't even stolen. That's exactly
how we put it. Okay, good work there, baby, you
keep on working in phones. We got it going on here.
I want to watch them Taytor Taman news in minutes,
Big Show rolls home. Good morning, Big Shows on the radio.
(16:45):
Getting ready for wordy word and one hundred and twenty
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Where you can find bull snot a truck stops across
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hang on, you can win you some in minutes where
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right now from the desk and Tator taman yous is
what to watch. Here's Marcai Taylor.
Speaker 10 (17:17):
Get the box office from the weekend, my friends. Coming
in the first place was Mufasa.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
The Lion King outdated weeks that you know.
Speaker 12 (17:25):
Well, it was in second place last.
Speaker 15 (17:27):
Week, so it went up to first this week, so
that is pretty impressive. Coming in second place was Sonic
the Hedgehog three. They were in first place last weekend.
They would dropped down to second.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Place, switch and a little switch around.
Speaker 10 (17:42):
Coming in third place, and it debuted in third.
Speaker 15 (17:46):
No Speratu bless you or no Sperato nose sperato is
it's a vampire movie, ah said, time period set back
like in the eighteen thirties and.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
In that dark was the original name of the story
or something like that. Is that in the name of
the vampire. I didn't think count Draco New Fossil. Yeah,
I think so too, but maybe old Fossil.
Speaker 10 (18:16):
So anyway, it came in third.
Speaker 15 (18:18):
Milana Milana too, came in fourth place, and Wicked hanging
in there in fifth place.
Speaker 10 (18:26):
Musical musical movie.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
That's that's out on streaming. Now, oh my god, it's
been played like six times in my house. But my
wife loves.
Speaker 15 (18:39):
You know you watched it the way you did, Yes,
you did, all right out this Friday, better man.
Speaker 10 (18:47):
It's the meteoric.
Speaker 15 (18:48):
Meteoric meteoric you know that hard word to say, meteorite
like rise, a dramatic fall and remarkable resurgence of British
pop superstar Williams.
Speaker 12 (19:01):
All right is exciting, you know the Angel song.
Speaker 15 (19:05):
And anyone anyone, Well that's in theaters. Also, Den of
Thieves opens up this weekend. It's it picks up with
Big Nick tracking down bad guys on the streets of
Europe and getting closer to capturing Donnie. Meanwhile, Donnie has
become caught up in the dangerous world of diamond thieves
and the Panther Mafia has drew our Butler in it.
Speaker 10 (19:25):
And it's a sequel.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
So this is a movie. Yeah, but it's like picking
up in the middle of another store.
Speaker 8 (19:33):
Well it's the sequel to ye, Den, if you take
your advice from her, Yes, you know, I think they
probably crafted.
Speaker 10 (19:42):
I mean, you know, they had more time.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
It sounds a lot better than that you've mentioned.
Speaker 11 (19:46):
So far.
Speaker 10 (19:47):
Are you interested in streaming anything?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Sure?
Speaker 12 (19:50):
In fact, so from your house you can.
Speaker 10 (19:53):
Watch I Am a Killer.
Speaker 15 (19:55):
It's on Netflix and it's season six. And this is
where they uh, they interviewed I throw inmates who are
convicted of capital murder and the inmates give First Town
accounts of their crime.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
No, you don't even know him.
Speaker 10 (20:10):
Well, let's see looking through the Upshaws.
Speaker 15 (20:14):
The Upshaws is an American television sitcom created by Wanda Sykes.
Speaker 10 (20:21):
That's on Netflix.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Wanda lost me after she quit dancing on that corner
in that movie tang remember that Jagon.
Speaker 12 (20:28):
Okay, the title sounds great to be able to stream that.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Let's look at that. That's a look at what? Thank
you so much? Well, let's give us a winner. Let's
play worthy word here one eight hundred. Big Show, he
told free Line. We'll get a couple of contestants team
up and play next. Good morning, It's a big show
(21:19):
on the radio, Hummed Do your Home Day? Wednesday, January eighth,
Feature track for The Big Show, Big Box Sherman bright
On Babysitters Little Sure Well, bet you hey. When you
hit the dyshow dot com look out on their contest button.
You we can't get through. Might call you name you
want to play, make that happen to listen, I.
Speaker 13 (21:41):
Had everybody's head.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
I buy the bed's not a word any he don't
word anywhere here. Let's meet our contestant. We got jail
from Monna, Virginia. Good morning jail, Good morning morning Morney.
Welcome man. We got Wyman out of Rutherford to North Carolina.
Good morning, Wyman, Marning morning. Hey boys, Ay Wyman, there's
(22:04):
jab in Virginia. Jail. There's woman in North Carolina. We're
gonna come out wording wording.
Speaker 7 (22:11):
All right you are brother, there's the left man.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
All right, yeah man, yesterday was just talking about the winter.
Actually gave his prize package. You know, Jeff, you used
to work for could banded race thing. But my mind
something to spice up that prize. Clap, y ol boys.
Let's see here. So uh, Wyman, you relaxing me and
Jib we'll go for the first thirty seconds. I jab
(22:38):
you ready, buddy, I'm ready see what we can do.
Starting the clock now at the beach. Their hills they're
called sand Jean yes rhymes with it. The month after
July is Jean yes uh rhymes with the thing that
comes out at night. It's a full means yeah, twelve
(23:01):
o'clock is high. And no it's not quick enough. It
needs more. Okay to blank, we're still rhyming. It happens quick,
it'll happen. Yeah. Oh oh god, my froze on soon.
Man screwed too coming after. I'm glad Jem didn't think
(23:25):
about that. Good work, Jem, with what you have it
five on the board, did the best way to go?
Oh so tighter and wow for the first round. Why
amn't you ready? Buddy, I'm ready.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
I ain't no good at this.
Speaker 12 (23:41):
I'll just have fun.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Okay, y'all have fun with it. Starting the clock.
Speaker 15 (23:45):
Now the opposite of narrow. Okay, like you you do
the height and the blank of something?
Speaker 11 (23:53):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (23:53):
Why if it's not full?
Speaker 12 (23:56):
The container is what empty?
Speaker 13 (23:58):
Yes? This is I of this? You learn it?
Speaker 15 (24:02):
Yes, you pack this before you go out of count
Yep you not the gas but the other pedal. Yep
you you can get your money back. It's called a what.
Speaker 10 (24:15):
No you getting from the store.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Oh there's the buzzer, but no, man, look get you whyming?
Putting the five on the board to tie things up? Sweet?
All right? Round two. Let's see if we can get
a winter jab. Are you ready?
Speaker 7 (24:33):
Yep, I'm gonna say it.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Well, okay, starting o'clock now resign. There you go, all right.
On Sundays you go to uh huh another word for
a psychiatrist. I have to go see my what know
another word technical word. Yes, I have to go see
(24:55):
my what Yeah? Yeah, yeah, okay, this is another word
or your basement.
Speaker 7 (25:01):
Go down in the.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Keep your can goods down in the what underground?
Speaker 11 (25:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Got a boy? All right, what we do that? Jaggie
put a four on that five a total of nine.
W Yeah, yo, Gay Barny Yeah, I'm you're hurting, but
I'm all right. All right, here you go four will tie,
five will win. Ready go.
Speaker 10 (25:31):
You can't feel that paperwork over the phone. You have
to come down and do it in.
Speaker 15 (25:36):
In blank person. This is you get this this at affair.
It's spun sugar and they put it on like a cone.
The opposite of out. Yes, have blank means on your soul,
means like forgiveness.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Oh god, I can't hear you.
Speaker 12 (25:58):
Yeah, it sounds like my name.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
It's later made it sound like Taylor. That was eight
Jem wins nine to eight.
Speaker 14 (26:12):
May God have met her on your song?
Speaker 10 (26:17):
Oh that's it said that.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Yeah, the word was mercy, mercy, mercy. Hey woman, you
did good, no, buddy, and you can try again, Buddy.
I told that was almost I give it.
Speaker 11 (26:36):
I give it a shot.
Speaker 7 (26:37):
That's all.
Speaker 13 (26:37):
What can do?
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Whin We appreciate you, buddy, Yeah, yeah, man Oh y'all,
y'all have a happy and prosperous twenty twenty five.
Speaker 7 (26:45):
Everybody in the command center.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Please you got why you got it? Buddy? Yeah, y'all,
all right, my man? Happy you you woman? Then jam
look at you, buddy. You get one hundred and twenty dollars.
We're the bulls nodding. Headed up to Manetta for you.
Speaker 7 (27:00):
Ella, Thank you all. I just want to tell my
wife and kids I love them all right, just hear.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
That body you hang on. Good Morning, Big Shows on
the radio requested, Bigtime. Tim Ray at a blue Field,
West Virginia says, please play calls three Little Pig Story Time.
We'll do it, Tim, just for you coming up next.
(27:46):
Good Morning, It's a big show on the radio. Something
you'd like to hear this time Monday through Friday. Hit
us up at the John Moore Miller Facebook page, dripping
over the mail bag at the Big Show dot com.
Tim Ray from Bluefield, What's Virginia? Was his request? Right now?
Speaker 14 (28:05):
And now it's story time with your host, Carl Childers.
Speaker 13 (28:15):
I had pork shops the other night with that wheely boy,
and then mama got me thinking about him three little pigs.
I reckon, I can tell you about him if you
want me to. Well, sir, have the three little pigs
(28:35):
all growed up? Their poor mother is old and give out.
She plumb had a belly load of their shenanigans. They
was kindly wild, carried on a great deal squealing, and
the pooping in the house air. It was pretty bad
even for a stye. Some folks say pig pen, I
say stye. Their mama couldn't keep up with no more,
(28:59):
so she could turned them into the world. One of
them little pigs, he had him a book on old cabins,
one had a book on building stuff with straw, another
had a book on bricklaying. They figured it probably better
at each have my own place, on account that I
didn't want folks to think he was right A bit funny,
not funny funny, Well, sir, that verse little pig. He
(29:26):
didn't do a very good job. His boss didn't pay
him much of a wage, so he had to build
his place on the cheap. He didn't have toes make
it out of logs, so he used kindling. Its all right,
I guess my drafty dug himself out a little hole
in the ground, putting down some quilt. Sire. He's waiting
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for the ball game to come on the TV, and
that little black and white television along come miss Wolf.
He was going to the dollar store to get some
more of that potted meat. He smelled down little pig
gar in that straw house, and he got himself a
taste for bacon. I rickon. They tried to talk his
way into that house of sticks, but he started saying
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he had a candy gram and whatnot. That little pig
he'd seen that TV show too. He's too smart for him.
Told him go off, somemmers, that old wolf. He huffed, puffed,
blow down little stickhouse plumb apart. That little pig, he squealed,
(30:32):
run next door to his brother's place. Was made of straw.
They figured days safe enough, so they settled in there,
started watching that ball game. Here come that wolf. Wolf
got all excited because they figured if and he played
his cards right, he could eat him too little pigs
and catch a second half of the ball game. He
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has the pigs to let him in. They told him
to kiss certain little pig, butts mad not to talk
that way. They just little pigs. That old wolf bowed up,
huffed and puffed, broke that little grass check right down
ham too. A little pig squealed, run around a bit,
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went over next door to that little smart pigs. Place
was built with bricks. He had a pretty good set
up air and one of that big old flat screen
TV's watch that ball game. He had a big old
mess of food pipped up airn. Now Wolf thought he
plumb hit the jackpot. He could get in there. He'd
have a nice place to watch the ball game. Enough
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pig left over to invite his brother in. He called
it brother on the cell phone and told him what
he had a planning. And he huffed and puffed a
couple of times. He was doing no good. All that
huffing and puffing. He'd already done aggravated his ass for
the r and just he had luck him. He left
his buffered the home, not a little pig. Seeing that
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old wolf having a hard time made support of him
a good bit. They were kindly.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
No count.
Speaker 13 (32:08):
Wels that wolf. He used his noodles. All that smoke
coming out of that chimblet aron. Some folk colt it
a flu I coached it a chimbley. So he climbed
up burn. He could hear them pigs carrying on, watching
the game and making sport of him. I didn't say
too well with a wolf, and he started down that
(32:29):
chimley to get him. But it just weren't that wolf's day.
That smart old brick pick air he had him a
part of wolf stew of going on open fire, only
one thing missing. Wolf wel that old wolf were plopped
in that big old pot of stew killed him. Them
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little pigs Purton near busted gut, laughing at how they
fooled that wolf. By that time, his brother comes strolling along,
already to watch a ball game and eat some pig.
He finds his brother turned in the stew meat. He
starts a hollering, what you cook.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
My brother, Fern?
Speaker 13 (33:08):
What you cook my brother Fern? I have little picks.
Didn't think it was so funny then, especially when that
wolf commenced to eating on him watching the ball game.
Well you figured that's what did brother would have wanted.
More of the story is probably ain't all that good
for you. Poork ain't, but at least it won't eat
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you like a wolf wheel.
Speaker 7 (33:38):
The end.
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Speaker 13 (33:49):
You're gonna heard wolf in that potted meat and art.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Good Morning, Big Show is on the radio for a
few more minutes after Sherman Pratt, we'll get on out
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We'll celebrating Elvison's birthday all morning long, even Hervan, his
great great grandchild.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
When you know that, Mama, oh ma, mama on a
bowl of corn flakes, baby holding the ham right now,
I'm about to poop all on myself.
Speaker 10 (34:50):
Why do I picture like a little baby with like
an Elvis head?
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Oh yeah, we had Elva's song with TV shows the
whole spectrum covered. It'll be on the John Wie Millen
late Rogers podcast as everything is every Monday through Friday,
whether it needs.
Speaker 13 (35:09):
To be or not.
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That's do Grinding's parental puppet Musters, Shrimming Pratt, the Big
Show Bright here with today's topic, babysitters. It's hard to believe,
but parents find it necessary to get away from you
once in a while, go to dinner, maybe see a movie.
It's called a dank they say. They used to do
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it all the time before you came away, like you're
some kind of stink and plague or something.
Speaker 13 (35:43):
But the problem is what do they do with you?
Speaker 17 (35:47):
They'd like to like you in the shed, but instead
they do the next best thing. They call the babysitter.
This unique species of rigezoid is what's left over after
all the popular girls have gone out through the Don't
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baby doll, but more than likely when you answer the door, oh,
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you'll be thinking, is holy beat? This circus isn't down.
She strolls in like she owns the place, soaks up
to your parents and pretends that she likes you. The
minute they're out the door, you've become a distant memory.
She's on the phone like a shot talking to the
other dateless old maids about the boys. They'll never go out,
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yack yack yack, and dinner forget it. You'll be lucky
to let something warm off the kitchen floor while she
stuffs her face like a circus animal. But pegbacks are
you know what? When your parents get home, make sure
they have to look for you. Let them find you
under the kitchen sink, curled into the fetal position among
(36:58):
the various cleaners. Bug poisonous and forming at the mouth
like a mad dog. Stare bug eye and make strange
noises like if you do it right, you'll never see
that goofy look and shick again. Just keep repeating this
little charade until you find a babysitter you like. So
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a kid's world.
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
But Mama, all I wanted to do was have a
let us sandwich on gluten bread, a tall glass of buttermilk,
and crawl under a bearskin rug.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Why do I have to.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Listen to that John Boy person and Billy whoever on
that noisy big shoe button.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Mama, good morning, there's a big shaw on the radio
(01:01):
for your Wednesday morning. Let me talk about Elvis Presley.
It would have been ninety years old today. Don't pick
up our celebration here in a little bit of a
man ninety years old. Remember you know somebody coming and said, yeah,
I was Elvis's child. Will now come out, said man,
this is his great great grandchild. They have take you
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able to see what you think?
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Oh when, well when? Oh baby, mama, are you ma
mama on a bowl of corn flakes? Baby all? Let
me have right now. I'm about to poop all on myself.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
New Year's resolution to not be stupid. Well, I lasted
the January day. It wasn't like to be eating like Elvis.
We'll find out not more. That was a big show
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radio coming up, we play beating the Blood. If you can,
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First back to Abason's birthday celebration. Soda ghost of Elvist.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Last night in a dream he said, I saw your
big old barely on the cover of a magazine, said
a wall of bitches like you.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
He said, I got just the thing. I'll take you
to my place. Stuff your face, show you how to
eat like a kid. Now I'm making locker over, humming
down on everything.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I say, eating like a hummer. Lay on the bag
of chips on man found myself at Graceland.
Speaker 6 (03:17):
Telling tonuck in my hands, salt peanut butter, n of
sandwich said on his night stand, he said, by can't
be eating you want to eat up in this soul.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
But you my kind of guy.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
And there's a pecan pie waiting down.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
In the juggle room. I'm eating like a humor. How
you went on a big old piece off Ham How eting.
Speaker 7 (03:51):
Like a helvess.
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I just want to be on tdy cram yet I'm.
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INTI like a helm.
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Speaker 1 (04:16):
Excuse me. It's like for a mon okay that one
that was?
Speaker 8 (04:20):
That was me?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Well, let's play Meet the Blonde. Alright, this is Marsy.
What a hundred big show you told free line. We'll
get a contestant play next. Holme on. It's a big
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show on the radio. Hold your home day, w it
is day. January twenty five, Feature tracking The Big Show
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want that for you, John boyn Billy, I'm hit the
Big Show dot com and right now it is beat
to Blonde time. Let's meet our contestant. Joe from Clarksville, Pennsylvania.
Good morning Joe, Good.
Speaker 9 (05:38):
Morning ladies and gentlemen. Now are you today?
Speaker 7 (05:40):
Man?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
We are awe somebody welcome in here amongst us? Well,
you know what, you know what we're gonna do, Joe,
last date of some questions. You agree or disagree with her?
Get two bells before two buzzers and.
Speaker 7 (05:52):
You got it, buddy, I win, You got it, buddy,
I win.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Well, Marcy, according to hair ex spurts not the best.
It's raining. I know you didn't drive with your head
up all right, that's it. Is it a good idea
or a bad idea to put some mayonnaise on your
hair every once in a while.
Speaker 10 (06:16):
Look, if you think it'll save your relationship, I.
Speaker 11 (06:19):
Say, try it.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Upside the box.
Speaker 10 (06:24):
Yes, it's a good idea to put some male on
your hair.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Wow, So John Tames said it is a good idea
every once in a while, put some mayonnaise in your head.
Speaker 12 (06:34):
Try you might like it.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Yeah, agree, disagree.
Speaker 9 (06:39):
I to agree with her on that, on that and
that's the thing to do.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Yes, they say it actually is. Mayonnaise makes a very
good conditioner. Yeah, as you were thinking that it has
oil for softness. Eggs for body and vinegar for shine.
Speaker 9 (06:57):
Well, I'm losing my hair.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I've done before, not on purpose. Chest. Well, there's a
bell right there. One morning. You're gonna win, Joe Tater.
According to the magazine The Wine Spectator, if stored properly,
there are only two things that get better with age. One,
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of course, is fine wine, and the other.
Speaker 8 (07:26):
Is what E cheap wine. We're going to cover wine
all the wine is that one thing wine is fine.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
When that is fine, one other thing.
Speaker 10 (07:41):
That would be that would be smoke sausage.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Smoke sausage, Johnny.
Speaker 9 (07:49):
I have to disagree on that one.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Disagree on smoke sausage. Well, that was the thing to do. Well,
let me tell you what the other one is. Violins. Violins, violins.
Speaker 7 (08:08):
Eh huh.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Okay, I was thinking food, smoke saucers.
Speaker 9 (08:14):
I like to Joe, Joe, that's cool. I got to
tell you, guys something. I'm a third term caller, third
time winner, and I listened to you every day faithfully, man,
and I don't know what i'd do. And I'll listen
to you guys in the morning.
Speaker 13 (08:29):
Man.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Awesome, Joe, we sure appreciate you, buddy. Glad you won.
You got one hundred and twenty dollars. Where the bullsnot
cleaning products? Come go try that mayonnaise in your hair.
Speaker 9 (08:40):
Yeah, I'll try the mayonnaise in my hair.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Out wire, let's jump out cut you upon you and
you Elvis Pressing would have been ninety years old today.
I've been changing us celebration.
Speaker 7 (09:36):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
That's a big show on the radio for you, Wednesday,
January eight. That was presently It would have been ninety
years old today. We thought surely this TV show starring
the King would make it. Check it out.
Speaker 14 (09:54):
This fall, ABC presents the King of rock and Roll
in his own weekly TV series. Tune in for the
hilarious premiere. I'll leave it to Elvis, Wally, Elvis, could
you boys come down here for a second. Chad, Dad,
your mother has a question she'd like to ask you.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Boy.
Speaker 15 (10:09):
Is either of you know what happened to the three
pies I left cooling on the window sill this morning?
Speaker 13 (10:13):
She know, Mom, I was out at the.
Speaker 14 (10:15):
Park all day.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
How about you, Elvis? Oh no, I didn't take those
three peanut butter pies.
Speaker 14 (10:20):
Honest I gee, Elvis, if you didn't take them, how
did you know they were peanut butter pie. Ah, well, okay,
maybe I did take them, but uh me and Larry
Mondelo were hungry. You know, a kid gets really hungry
when he's out playing. In John It's Elvis, the King
of rock and Roll in the New Comedy Hit of
the Year, toy He Now you've really done it. When
Tad finds out you shot the TV, he's gonna be
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really steam I'm sorry, Wally, but I just couldn't take
that rubber gul a special on TV. Toy Yeady, I
told you you shouldn't. Kevin Alvis saw that Perkadan. Hey,
squirt can't handle his high?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Is that my problem?
Speaker 14 (10:57):
Hugh Boma, Barbara Billingsley, Tony dw and Elvis Preshley in
Leave It to Elvis Coming this fall on ABC.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Good Morning, It's a big show on the radio. He
was at home a temptation trailer this morning. Man, Hello, Jesus.
Speaker 7 (11:44):
Pint all my life on a fight about it?
Speaker 15 (11:46):
Now?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Man, John Boy better here sayday you.
Speaker 7 (11:49):
Big Gona Hay, No driving, no talking, knuckle dragging, nose picking.
Speaker 9 (11:54):
C C.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
That much? Boddy? How was your holiday?
Speaker 15 (11:59):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (12:00):
This morning I was up to my arm pits and
fruits and nuts just because Debort and his relatives got
together at the trader.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
That sounds like fun, Yeah right.
Speaker 7 (12:10):
One of Debort's nephews is sick when he come over,
and of course you know he's gonna pass it around.
Give me that stomach flute's been going around. I had
the squirt Savannah. This man debortenual after Christmas hunting trip.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Oh man, y'all didn't get to go this year hunt.
Speaker 7 (12:26):
No now, Debort went without me. He took his cousin
Tater with it.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Tater, huh.
Speaker 7 (12:31):
Yeah, we call him out because he looks like a tater.
He's bald and he's got little warts all over his face.
Looks like a tater has been in the vegetable ben
about a week too long.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Tatter's a big hunter.
Speaker 7 (12:42):
No, actually, it is his first hunting trip of any kind.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
So Delbert and a novice out hunting.
Speaker 7 (12:48):
How'd that go? No good? Deborah come dragging in about
eight o'clock the next night, all covered in mud and crud.
Had that deer in the back of the pickup truck
is all tore up briars in his antlers. Is a mess.
I said, what in the world happened to you? He says, well,
man on, Tator is out and the deer stand out
in the woods, and we'd had us a bear. Twell,
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this deer come out of clearing. Tater got all excited
and fell plumb out of the tree stand knocked him cold.
He is a mess. I never got that name deer
back to the truck, I says, Yeah, Tater wasn't much
help after he got his bell wrong. Huh, he said, Well,
Tater never woke up. I checked to make sure he's
still breathing, but I couldn't get him to come to
for nothing. I said, now, wait a minute. You mean
(13:32):
you drug that deer all the way back home and
left your cousin the land up here in the woods.
He said, well, there's a hard call, but I figured
wasn't nobody on steal Tater.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Please tell me you got Tater out of the woods.
Speaker 7 (13:48):
Yeah. We went back the next morning and picked him up.
He's all right, Hey, that's not run here. Me and
Eddie byerscually to go to work later on. Yeah, well,
well you tell him, I said, uh, hell know what
you mean? Bye, don't keep it up?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
By bye, by good. More than everybody of my big
show family yours. Thank you for listening. Listen News what
sports coming up?
Speaker 13 (14:14):
Hello?
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Listen Ricky Bates sharp bro Oh how about you pot lickers?
Are listening to a couple other pot liquors, noted John
Boyd and Billy on the Big Show. You know, I
just a guest star on the Playhouse and official mascot
from mister populist Pizza Runt. That's just the tip of
the iceberg. But this note from John boy keep it short, sup.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Good morning.
Speaker 7 (15:16):
That's a big show.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Us in this clone. So yesterday we're getting ready to
play wordy word. By the way, up there a little
what to watch from Tater Taman News. Well, yesterday Jeff
up in Abingdon, Virginia won and he was playing Kirby
and and Jackie, what did Jeff tell you what happened?
Speaker 11 (15:38):
Jeff said, I am feeling so good, Jackie, I want
you to call Kirby back and give him the prize pack.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
And I was like, awesome, I'll do it. And by
the way, Kirby said, thank you Jeff.
Speaker 10 (15:48):
And he also wanted me to make sure that.
Speaker 11 (15:50):
I said to John Boy, Johnny, if you ever go
to Abingdon, Virginia, he has some moonshine for you, and
it will make you give back anything you haven't even
stolen yet.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
We're pretty good.
Speaker 7 (16:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
So Jeff worked on the skull Bandit race team by
in the day and started listening to the Big Show
in the shop and ain't never quit. Were good. We
know a lot of y'all started like that, that's cool stuff.
Speaker 13 (16:20):
Let it go.
Speaker 10 (16:21):
I want you to act like you stole like one
hundred grand from me.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Then you go, see, Jeff is so good. It'll make
you take back phase you hadn't even stolen. That's exactly
how we put it. Okay, good work there, baby, you
keep on working in phones. We got it going on here.
I want to watch them Taytor Taman news in minutes,
Big Show rolls home. Good morning, Big Shows on the radio.
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right now from the desk and Tator taman yous is
what to watch. Here's Marcai Taylor.
Speaker 10 (17:17):
Get the box office from the weekend, my friends. Coming
in the first place was Mufasa.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
The Lion King outdated weeks that you know.
Speaker 12 (17:25):
Well, it was in second place last.
Speaker 15 (17:27):
Week, so it went up to first this week, so
that is pretty impressive. Coming in second place was Sonic
the Hedgehog three. They were in first place last weekend.
They would dropped down to second.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Place, switch and a little switch around.
Speaker 10 (17:42):
Coming in third place, and it debuted in third.
Speaker 15 (17:46):
No Speratu bless you or no Sperato nose sperato is
it's a vampire movie, ah said, time period set back
like in the eighteen thirties and.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
In that dark was the original name of the story
or something like that. Is that in the name of
the vampire. I didn't think count Draco New Fossil. Yeah,
I think so too, but maybe old Fossil.
Speaker 10 (18:16):
So anyway, it came in third.
Speaker 15 (18:18):
Milana Milana too, came in fourth place, and Wicked hanging
in there in fifth place.
Speaker 10 (18:26):
Musical musical movie.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
That's that's out on streaming. Now, oh my god, it's
been played like six times in my house. But my
wife loves.
Speaker 15 (18:39):
You know you watched it the way you did, Yes,
you did, all right out this Friday, better man.
Speaker 10 (18:47):
It's the meteoric.
Speaker 15 (18:48):
Meteoric meteoric you know that hard word to say, meteorite
like rise, a dramatic fall and remarkable resurgence of British
pop superstar Williams.
Speaker 12 (19:01):
All right is exciting, you know the Angel song.
Speaker 15 (19:05):
And anyone anyone, Well that's in theaters. Also, Den of
Thieves opens up this weekend. It's it picks up with
Big Nick tracking down bad guys on the streets of
Europe and getting closer to capturing Donnie. Meanwhile, Donnie has
become caught up in the dangerous world of diamond thieves
and the Panther Mafia has drew our Butler in it.
Speaker 10 (19:25):
And it's a sequel.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
So this is a movie. Yeah, but it's like picking
up in the middle of another store.
Speaker 8 (19:33):
Well it's the sequel to ye, Den, if you take
your advice from her, Yes, you know, I think they
probably crafted.
Speaker 10 (19:42):
I mean, you know, they had more time.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
It sounds a lot better than that you've mentioned.
Speaker 11 (19:46):
So far.
Speaker 10 (19:47):
Are you interested in streaming anything?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Sure?
Speaker 12 (19:50):
In fact, so from your house you can.
Speaker 10 (19:53):
Watch I Am a Killer.
Speaker 15 (19:55):
It's on Netflix and it's season six. And this is
where they uh, they interviewed I throw inmates who are
convicted of capital murder and the inmates give First Town
accounts of their crime.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
No, you don't even know him.
Speaker 10 (20:10):
Well, let's see looking through the Upshaws.
Speaker 15 (20:14):
The Upshaws is an American television sitcom created by Wanda Sykes.
Speaker 10 (20:21):
That's on Netflix.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Wanda lost me after she quit dancing on that corner
in that movie tang remember that Jagon.
Speaker 12 (20:28):
Okay, the title sounds great to be able to stream that.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
Let's look at that. That's a look at what? Thank
you so much? Well, let's give us a winner. Let's
play worthy word here one eight hundred. Big Show, he
told free Line. We'll get a couple of contestants team
up and play next. Good morning, It's a big show
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on the radio, Hummed Do your Home Day? Wednesday, January eighth,
Feature track for The Big Show, Big Box Sherman bright
On Babysitters Little Sure Well, bet you hey. When you
hit the dyshow dot com look out on their contest button.
You we can't get through. Might call you name you
want to play, make that happen to listen, I.
Speaker 13 (21:41):
Had everybody's head.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
I buy the bed's not a word any he don't
word anywhere here. Let's meet our contestant. We got jail
from Monna, Virginia. Good morning jail, Good morning morning Morney.
Welcome man. We got Wyman out of Rutherford to North Carolina.
Good morning, Wyman, Marning morning. Hey boys, Ay Wyman, there's
(22:04):
jab in Virginia. Jail. There's woman in North Carolina. We're
gonna come out wording wording.
Speaker 7 (22:11):
All right you are brother, there's the left man.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
All right, yeah man, yesterday was just talking about the winter.
Actually gave his prize package. You know, Jeff, you used
to work for could banded race thing. But my mind
something to spice up that prize. Clap, y ol boys.
Let's see here. So uh, Wyman, you relaxing me and
Jib we'll go for the first thirty seconds. I jab
(22:38):
you ready, buddy, I'm ready see what we can do.
Starting the clock now at the beach. Their hills they're
called sand Jean yes rhymes with it. The month after
July is Jean yes uh rhymes with the thing that
comes out at night. It's a full means yeah, twelve
(23:01):
o'clock is high. And no it's not quick enough. It
needs more. Okay to blank, we're still rhyming. It happens quick,
it'll happen. Yeah. Oh oh god, my froze on soon.
Man screwed too coming after. I'm glad Jem didn't think
(23:25):
about that. Good work, Jem, with what you have it
five on the board, did the best way to go?
Oh so tighter and wow for the first round. Why
amn't you ready? Buddy, I'm ready.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
I ain't no good at this.
Speaker 12 (23:41):
I'll just have fun.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Okay, y'all have fun with it. Starting the clock.
Speaker 15 (23:45):
Now the opposite of narrow. Okay, like you you do
the height and the blank of something?
Speaker 11 (23:53):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (23:53):
Why if it's not full?
Speaker 12 (23:56):
The container is what empty?
Speaker 13 (23:58):
Yes? This is I of this? You learn it?
Speaker 15 (24:02):
Yes, you pack this before you go out of count
Yep you not the gas but the other pedal. Yep
you you can get your money back. It's called a what.
Speaker 10 (24:15):
No you getting from the store.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Oh there's the buzzer, but no, man, look get you whyming?
Putting the five on the board to tie things up? Sweet?
All right? Round two. Let's see if we can get
a winter jab. Are you ready?
Speaker 7 (24:33):
Yep, I'm gonna say it.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Well, okay, starting o'clock now resign. There you go, all right.
On Sundays you go to uh huh another word for
a psychiatrist. I have to go see my what know
another word technical word. Yes, I have to go see
(24:55):
my what Yeah? Yeah, yeah, okay, this is another word
or your basement.
Speaker 7 (25:01):
Go down in the.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Keep your can goods down in the what underground?
Speaker 11 (25:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Got a boy? All right, what we do that? Jaggie
put a four on that five a total of nine.
W Yeah, yo, Gay Barny Yeah, I'm you're hurting, but
I'm all right. All right, here you go four will tie,
five will win. Ready go.
Speaker 10 (25:31):
You can't feel that paperwork over the phone. You have
to come down and do it in.
Speaker 15 (25:36):
In blank person. This is you get this this at affair.
It's spun sugar and they put it on like a cone.
The opposite of out. Yes, have blank means on your soul,
means like forgiveness.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Oh god, I can't hear you.
Speaker 12 (25:58):
Yeah, it sounds like my name.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
It's later made it sound like Taylor. That was eight
Jem wins nine to eight.
Speaker 14 (26:12):
May God have met her on your song?
Speaker 10 (26:17):
Oh that's it said that.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Yeah, the word was mercy, mercy, mercy. Hey woman, you
did good, no, buddy, and you can try again, Buddy.
I told that was almost I give it.
Speaker 11 (26:36):
I give it a shot.
Speaker 7 (26:37):
That's all.
Speaker 13 (26:37):
What can do?
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Whin We appreciate you, buddy, Yeah, yeah, man Oh y'all,
y'all have a happy and prosperous twenty twenty five.
Speaker 7 (26:45):
Everybody in the command center.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Please you got why you got it? Buddy? Yeah, y'all,
all right, my man? Happy you you woman? Then jam
look at you, buddy. You get one hundred and twenty dollars.
We're the bulls nodding. Headed up to Manetta for you.
Speaker 7 (27:00):
Ella, Thank you all. I just want to tell my
wife and kids I love them all right, just hear.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
That body you hang on. Good Morning, Big Shows on
the radio requested, Bigtime. Tim Ray at a blue Field,
West Virginia says, please play calls three Little Pig Story Time.
We'll do it, Tim, just for you coming up next.
(27:46):
Good Morning, It's a big show on the radio. Something
you'd like to hear this time Monday through Friday. Hit
us up at the John Moore Miller Facebook page, dripping
over the mail bag at the Big Show dot com.
Tim Ray from Bluefield, What's Virginia? Was his request? Right now?
Speaker 14 (28:05):
And now it's story time with your host, Carl Childers.
Speaker 13 (28:15):
I had pork shops the other night with that wheely boy,
and then mama got me thinking about him three little pigs.
I reckon, I can tell you about him if you
want me to. Well, sir, have the three little pigs
(28:35):
all growed up? Their poor mother is old and give out.
She plumb had a belly load of their shenanigans. They
was kindly wild, carried on a great deal squealing, and
the pooping in the house air. It was pretty bad
even for a stye. Some folks say pig pen, I
say stye. Their mama couldn't keep up with no more,
(28:59):
so she could turned them into the world. One of
them little pigs, he had him a book on old cabins,
one had a book on building stuff with straw, another
had a book on bricklaying. They figured it probably better
at each have my own place, on account that I
didn't want folks to think he was right A bit funny,
not funny funny, Well, sir, that verse little pig. He
(29:26):
didn't do a very good job. His boss didn't pay
him much of a wage, so he had to build
his place on the cheap. He didn't have toes make
it out of logs, so he used kindling. Its all right,
I guess my drafty dug himself out a little hole
in the ground, putting down some quilt. Sire. He's waiting
(29:47):
for the ball game to come on the TV, and
that little black and white television along come miss Wolf.
He was going to the dollar store to get some
more of that potted meat. He smelled down little pig
gar in that straw house, and he got himself a
taste for bacon. I rickon. They tried to talk his
way into that house of sticks, but he started saying
(30:09):
he had a candy gram and whatnot. That little pig
he'd seen that TV show too. He's too smart for him.
Told him go off, somemmers, that old wolf. He huffed, puffed,
blow down little stickhouse plumb apart. That little pig, he squealed,
(30:32):
run next door to his brother's place. Was made of straw.
They figured days safe enough, so they settled in there,
started watching that ball game. Here come that wolf. Wolf
got all excited because they figured if and he played
his cards right, he could eat him too little pigs
and catch a second half of the ball game. He
(30:55):
has the pigs to let him in. They told him
to kiss certain little pig, butts mad not to talk
that way. They just little pigs. That old wolf bowed up,
huffed and puffed, broke that little grass check right down
ham too. A little pig squealed, run around a bit,
(31:16):
went over next door to that little smart pigs. Place
was built with bricks. He had a pretty good set
up air and one of that big old flat screen
TV's watch that ball game. He had a big old
mess of food pipped up airn. Now Wolf thought he
plumb hit the jackpot. He could get in there. He'd
have a nice place to watch the ball game. Enough
(31:37):
pig left over to invite his brother in. He called
it brother on the cell phone and told him what
he had a planning. And he huffed and puffed a
couple of times. He was doing no good. All that
huffing and puffing. He'd already done aggravated his ass for
the r and just he had luck him. He left
his buffered the home, not a little pig. Seeing that
(32:01):
old wolf having a hard time made support of him
a good bit. They were kindly.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
No count.
Speaker 13 (32:08):
Wels that wolf. He used his noodles. All that smoke
coming out of that chimblet aron. Some folk colt it
a flu I coached it a chimbley. So he climbed
up burn. He could hear them pigs carrying on, watching
the game and making sport of him. I didn't say
too well with a wolf, and he started down that
(32:29):
chimley to get him. But it just weren't that wolf's day.
That smart old brick pick air he had him a
part of wolf stew of going on open fire, only
one thing missing. Wolf wel that old wolf were plopped
in that big old pot of stew killed him. Them
(32:54):
little pigs Purton near busted gut, laughing at how they
fooled that wolf. By that time, his brother comes strolling along,
already to watch a ball game and eat some pig.
He finds his brother turned in the stew meat. He
starts a hollering, what you cook.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
My brother, Fern?
Speaker 13 (33:08):
What you cook my brother Fern? I have little picks.
Didn't think it was so funny then, especially when that
wolf commenced to eating on him watching the ball game.
Well you figured that's what did brother would have wanted.
More of the story is probably ain't all that good
for you. Poork ain't, but at least it won't eat
(33:33):
you like a wolf wheel.
Speaker 7 (33:38):
The end.
Speaker 14 (33:41):
Story Time with Carl Childers has brough up to you
by Hard Graves potted meat product chock full of peckers
and lips since nineteen thirty seven.
Speaker 13 (33:49):
You're gonna heard wolf in that potted meat and art.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Good Morning, Big Show is on the radio for a
few more minutes after Sherman Pratt, we'll get on out
of here. Featured track from the bit Box keyword sitters
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We'll celebrating Elvison's birthday all morning long, even Hervan, his
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Speaker 3 (34:38):
When you know that, Mama, oh ma, mama on a
bowl of corn flakes, baby holding the ham right now,
I'm about to poop all on myself.
Speaker 10 (34:50):
Why do I picture like a little baby with like
an Elvis head?
Speaker 1 (34:57):
Oh yeah, we had Elva's song with TV shows the
whole spectrum covered. It'll be on the John Wie Millen
late Rogers podcast as everything is every Monday through Friday,
whether it needs.
Speaker 13 (35:09):
To be or not.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Yeah, are you ready? For sure?
Speaker 17 (35:14):
That's do Grinding's parental puppet Musters, Shrimming Pratt, the Big
Show Bright here with today's topic, babysitters. It's hard to believe,
but parents find it necessary to get away from you
once in a while, go to dinner, maybe see a movie.
It's called a dank they say. They used to do
(35:35):
it all the time before you came away, like you're
some kind of stink and plague or something.
Speaker 13 (35:43):
But the problem is what do they do with you?
Speaker 17 (35:47):
They'd like to like you in the shed, but instead
they do the next best thing. They call the babysitter.
This unique species of rigezoid is what's left over after
all the popular girls have gone out through the Don't
get me wrong, you might look out and get a
baby doll, but more than likely when you answer the door, oh,
(36:11):
you'll be thinking, is holy beat? This circus isn't down.
She strolls in like she owns the place, soaks up
to your parents and pretends that she likes you. The
minute they're out the door, you've become a distant memory.
She's on the phone like a shot talking to the
other dateless old maids about the boys. They'll never go out,
(36:35):
yack yack yack, and dinner forget it. You'll be lucky
to let something warm off the kitchen floor while she
stuffs her face like a circus animal. But pegbacks are
you know what? When your parents get home, make sure
they have to look for you. Let them find you
under the kitchen sink, curled into the fetal position among
(36:58):
the various cleaners. Bug poisonous and forming at the mouth
like a mad dog. Stare bug eye and make strange
noises like if you do it right, you'll never see
that goofy look and shick again. Just keep repeating this
little charade until you find a babysitter you like. So
(37:21):
until next time, this is Shrimmin Pratt reminding you it's
a kid's world.
Speaker 13 (37:27):
Rule it.
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