January 13, 2025 • 40 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Ricky B. Sharpe will serenade us with his song about the Royals.. - John Boy takes to the stage at a Karaoke Bar in Japan.. - Oliver explains why you're failing to keep your New Year's resolution.. - today is a historic date for the Rolling Stones and we'll celebrate it musically.. - Marvin Webster has advice for his Asian friends.. - Ike Turner has a rundown of Chuck Norris one liners.. - and Mr. Rhubarb tells how beer helped shape American politics…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning. You got a big show on already, more
chances you to win coming up after your news, weather
and sports.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Home, I have no home, Hunted, despised, leaping like an animal.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
The jungle is my home. Oh. I will show the
world that I am its master.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
I will create my own race of people, a race
of atomic superman that will conquer the world. And here
are the first two Jong Boy and Billy from the
Big Show.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I can doodle do up here at them. It is Monday,
januaryy at thirteen. I'll start clicking some days off air.
In twenty twenty five, we got the Big Show on
the radio. Look at the Big Show Gang had the
big Hey, y'all it faces y'all.
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I don't know if you've noticed, but if you try
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it from.
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It.
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I say his nose does stick out. What if I
was a little joke toward Ron, I hope so you
know I didn't notice a big nose on him when
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We're saving those because that's our categories. Uh, to get
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We're gonna set you up here with three categories based
on these dates in the history. It was nineteen ninety one.
An unlucky thief was captured immediately after stealing a van
in Lakeworth, Florida. He hadn't noticed police officer Ulrick navots
(03:33):
On steakout in the back of the van that he stole.
Oh yeah, he said, look around, just checking the back seat.
Excuse me, all right, look at O seven. A seven
year old cat named Tama was named station master at
a railway station in the kind of Kawa, Japan. Two
(03:56):
other cats were named deputy station masters at the one
man Kishi station. The railway paid the cats and food.
Tom A wore a special railway cap while on duty.
Speaker 9 (04:09):
Looking at He's thrilled.
Speaker 10 (04:10):
He's just thrilled about.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Three cats as just know, ab out there as they
are going. George, sure, all right, having fun. We're in Japan.
Let's move up to twenty twenty. Think you cover this
on Tato Taman news. When Queen Elizabeth the eleventh or
the second. I can't tell anymore. She issued a statement
(04:34):
saying she reluctantly supported Prince Harry and Megan Marcos wish
to live a more independent life.
Speaker 10 (04:42):
Oh yes, that is the second.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
That is Queen Elizabeth's second. Okay, so in Prince and
Meghan they are living that you reported on them just
recently doing something. Idea that Megan has a Netflix. That's right,
she got a Netflix deal. Netflix always come and bail out,
bail them out jails.
Speaker 8 (05:03):
And you were way more interested this time than the
first time, she said.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Make sure I say everything twice. Okay. Then, well, there's
their three categories. One eight hundred big shows. You're told
free line across America. We play out burst, next.
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Give way, give it away, give it a way out.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Good morning, and it's a big show on the radio.
Hold rightly Monday morning, January thirteenth. That we got you
a feature track for the Big show Box. You want
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twenty and twenty five, mister rubarb, how help shape American politics?
Learn something?
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Have fun?
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While you added hey word beer politics? Want to make joke?
Come cat contest ups.
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Let's play uppers.
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It's the game that anyone can win.
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John Boys and Billy gave the prizes from the Big
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Let's go contested number one.
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This should really be a lot of fun when you're
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We shots, oh store store that Hey Steward, good morning, buddy,
are you.
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Doing doing good?
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How y'all do man?
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We're all good. Glad you in here, buddy. Let's get
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Are you ready? I'm ready in five seconds. Three things
used on a stakeout. Ready go.
Speaker 15 (07:18):
The police, a video recorder and a camera, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
All right, Stewart. Give us three things at a train station.
Ready go.
Speaker 15 (07:31):
A train, train, tickets and the train platform platform.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Hey, you gotta get up on platform getting that train.
You good, Steward. Give us for the wind. Three things
you need for an independent life. Just look around your Steward.
Speaker 15 (07:49):
Ready, go, I'd need some money. I'd need a car
for a ride the job. To get some money.
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We'll let you out.
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Don't look like us right around you. But if you're
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Speaker 15 (08:12):
Thank you for having me right.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Botom of the hour and top of your news talking
about Queen Elizabeth and the Royals and all that. Ricky
bes Yarns got a song he wants to sing about
the Rolls.
Speaker 9 (08:29):
Will let him right on the other side.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Good morning book shows on the radio. And we learned
about four years ago Queen Elizabeth I said, okay, I
support or do it in the voice of Prince Harry
and Meghan supporting them independent.
Speaker 9 (09:17):
That that was how the Queen would Oh, I don't
want you leaving.
Speaker 10 (09:25):
You need to stay here.
Speaker 14 (09:26):
You want to spell.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
They gonna give up the tide, They to give up
the title.
Speaker 14 (09:32):
You're still the Duke and Duchess of Sucker for their kids.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Didn't get Prince and Princess a dog. I draw the light.
Well there, y'all need to know about the Roys. Let's
see how Ricky be Sharp feels about him.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
I ain't never been across the pond. The only London
I've been too is in Kentucky. That royal crowd don't
turn me on. There's just one king, and that's Elvis Presley.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
But everybody's like.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
What time's Oprah? Where's Prince Harry? There's that American girl
he married, And I don't care their drama ain't my
cross to bear. But everybody's like sad little Megan, poor
little princess, mean Prince Charles acting like a racist. No
one cares. I'd like to feed them all to bears.
(10:43):
Don't give a damn about.
Speaker 16 (10:44):
Roy Lordy, what a pain.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
The only prince I care about here's the one that's
sang purple rain. I don't need no rule thinking they're
so high class and baby they cannot.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
They can all just kiss my ass.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
I never cared for fish and chips. I like my
tea ice cold and reely sugary. The only queen I
cared about was a man made Freddie Mercury. But everybody's
(11:35):
like crowns and thrones and horse drawn carriages, snagled toothkinbreads,
enforced marriages. No one cares. Can't you see our empty stairs?
But every show is all palace intrigue. We'll be king
next house brows gossip bowed royal sex. Who gives a crap,
you stupid, drooling sap.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Screw all of.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Them, Roy, I got better things to do, like keeping
Communist from turning my red state blue.
Speaker 16 (12:08):
Don't need some.
Speaker 17 (12:09):
Mone Rd.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Pushing us around.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
That's a real good way to wind up six feet underground.
Oh oh oh, we're living in America. Don't need no
hel Britannica.
Speaker 17 (12:32):
Oh oh oh.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
I don't give two spins about your fascination with the Britz.
Nobody cares about Roy. Spare me any praise the only
duke I care about.
Speaker 12 (12:51):
Here's my favorite maiden, Naise.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Mind your own damn.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Bizness, don't fret about their strife.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
And maybe.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Spartened up and get alive.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Good Monday morning, January thirteenth, You got the big show
on the radio.
Speaker 13 (13:39):
Actions Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode
goodbye to Rufous. As our story opens, Myrtle Sheehan enters
the cafeteria at Brushywood Acres Retirement Villages and notices a
friend in distrest.
Speaker 18 (14:00):
Oh oh Lord, why, why Lord? How could you let
this happen?
Speaker 1 (14:09):
What in the world am I gonna do?
Speaker 10 (14:12):
Missus clump are you all.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Right, I'm crying for no reason.
Speaker 18 (14:16):
Murdy, a stupid old bag. No, I ain't all right.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
My Rufous is gone. You're wom my Rufus.
Speaker 10 (14:27):
You want me to call the dentist.
Speaker 18 (14:29):
Not my toofishent Rufus. Rufus Crawford, my boyfriend.
Speaker 10 (14:36):
From room two oh four.
Speaker 18 (14:39):
One of the doctors come in and found him dead
this morning.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Murder.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
What in the world am I gonna do?
Speaker 10 (14:45):
Oh, bless your heart? What happened?
Speaker 18 (14:48):
Doctor says, his heart just give out sometime in the
middle of the night.
Speaker 10 (14:53):
Oh honey, dame, so sorry for your loss.
Speaker 18 (14:57):
You know I was with Rufus just this evening. We
had us a time too. I bet he didn't go
back to here room till a person here.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
At eight o'clock. And now he's yawned forever.
Speaker 12 (15:16):
Murder.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
What in the water?
Speaker 18 (15:17):
I go out there my rope.
Speaker 10 (15:21):
He's trapping the happy times you too had together.
Speaker 18 (15:24):
I was just doing that a moment ago. If you
turn up your heir and age, you deaf old back.
We sure had us. Oh lord, why couldn't somebody here
that had their full faculty to find me in there
try to read my lip? We sure had us sometimes too.
Ruber was a five wrong man. He's gonna get a
(15:47):
little freaky too, like a cross between Oza Davids and
Billy d william whoa old Rupers. He know how to
treat a woman. Shouty ain't years old, right in the
prime of her life. Now he's gone, Oh.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
Murdle, what in the water?
Speaker 10 (16:08):
Not gonna do? You're gonna get through it one day
at a time, sweetie, That's what we all do. Listen,
they're gonna play bingo in a few minutes. Want me
to get you a car?
Speaker 18 (16:19):
No, no dollar. I don't think I'm up to it.
I just can't believe old Rufus is gone. He's gone, O, Murdle,
What in the water?
Speaker 4 (16:32):
I gotta do?
Speaker 10 (16:34):
Honey. Sometimes the only thing that'll make the hurt go
away is time. I know you might have said right now,
but just hanging there. Why in a few weeks, I
bet you'll meet somebody new, somebody gonna make you just
as happy as Rufus?
Speaker 15 (16:48):
What hell?
Speaker 1 (16:49):
I know that?
Speaker 18 (16:50):
But myrtle, what no water am I gonna do tonight?
Speaker 13 (17:00):
I hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy play House.
Speaker 18 (17:02):
I'm at twenty four hours to let all it love
and build up and build up and whoa, somebody head off.
Speaker 13 (17:11):
You'll then again next time we're here. They crusty old
lady selling bingo cards.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 18 (17:19):
What time you get off working, old fella?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Good morning? The Big Show's on the radio, and more
Big show right around the corner.
Speaker 19 (17:30):
I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit. And
I like to listen to John Boy and Billy and
that they're Big Show. I like the way they talk.
They're funny hahah funny queers, that's what they say. Anyhow,
I figured out what John Boy has a hard time
getting started in the morning. Ain't gotten the gays.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Good morning. It's a big Shaw the radio ruling to
your Monday morning trying to get to work. But I'm
Monday song for Robert url Keane.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
That's done by Robert Earl Keane. Is being lying in.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
The Big Show studio.
Speaker 7 (18:40):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
Come on, Jack and get ready to say.
Speaker 7 (18:48):
Sometimes on my days are filled with right.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
That's that Trevor.
Speaker 7 (18:56):
Then left our bad things and going my way because
there's always someone swarming in.
Speaker 12 (19:06):
My life to keep swerving in my life.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
And it's causing.
Speaker 7 (19:14):
Lots of Thingnger, I'm a.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
Honking on my horror. I'm shooting you the fin. Keep
switching on my bride lines.
Speaker 20 (19:28):
Just to him.
Speaker 7 (19:32):
When you're swerving all lives pie, Why you're running someone
off the.
Speaker 17 (19:37):
Ride the day, Joe, Why I thought I never never
could love another?
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Hell?
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Else could I feed? But bowing you run into me?
Speaker 12 (19:59):
I can't.
Speaker 7 (20:00):
I believe I could not see your all tank up the.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Only ones at the waiting.
Speaker 7 (20:09):
You keep swimming in my line, just causing lots of thames.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
I'm a cussing out your name. I'm shooting you the fine.
Speaker 7 (20:24):
I keep switching on the bride lights, but you're just
too dimpty. Now when you're swerving all lights pipe by,
you're running someone off the road.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Driving a big show, Good morning, Big shows on the radio.
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(21:09):
open it up in a second. First, as January thirteenth,
I told you realized it was back in nineteen ninety four,
Tanya Harding that case was going on against her whacking
Nancy Well. Actually, Sean Eric Ethart and Derek Bryan Smith
were arrested and charged with the conspiracy in the attack
(21:31):
of rifle skater Nancy Carrigan. Yes, that's when Tanya kind
of come out looking like a bad girl.
Speaker 10 (21:38):
You realized that was thirty one years ago.
Speaker 14 (21:40):
Outside many of the nineties, I think, oh, what was
that fifteen years ago?
Speaker 1 (21:44):
We were in Norway for those Winter Olympics in nineteen
ninety four. I got a chance to tell the room
how I felt. All right, I'm gonna tell you a
little story. Okay, I'm gonna tell you the story.
Speaker 8 (22:00):
Girl I love.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
I don't need my harmony, got need my trouble, I
got the fan.
Speaker 20 (22:04):
All right, I'm gonna tell you a big, fat story
all about this little girl.
Speaker 12 (22:07):
I can't get off my mind.
Speaker 20 (22:09):
I gotta go here, way up Porland. No, you know
where the trees roll really tall? Oh, well, that's where
you'll find her. That's where you'll find her, Laura, That's
where you'll find her.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
All right, I'm gonna tell you the story now. She's
at the ice creak in the mall. She works about
sitting right after the battle. Man.
Speaker 20 (22:39):
But this is the story I'm getting into because see
I love that time. You're hearty, Oh ton.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
Here, you're my girl. You just don't know it, you know, man, Man,
me is your problem saying? Let me tell him out
of store? Here at her her ex fenancy. See, she
got real hard, she got hit in the knee. Oh,
she said, by me, by me? It was careful.
Speaker 12 (23:06):
You see that on tea mate, he was gam she was.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
It wasn't tell me when you know my day? Say
she planned it?
Speaker 20 (23:12):
I said, Yo, home, I'm crazy about little Tango.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
She didn't do nothing like that. I'm still telling you
a little story, man, Okay, said.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
I love done now hot day die out?
Speaker 4 (23:29):
Yeah back, yeah wow ya.
Speaker 20 (23:32):
Why I'm turning to Jerry Lewis here, Okay, all right,
I'm kind of losing my mind here a little bit.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
I've been trying to call her.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
I can't get through, But I know we're gonna mean it.
Lily Hammer I did not say hammer. I don't mean
coming into hammer.
Speaker 15 (23:46):
You going.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
I mean, man, I can see me in China. I
can see me running out on the ice.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Can you see me running out there?
Speaker 4 (23:50):
Say Antanya?
Speaker 20 (23:51):
Forget the singles cake nowlet's new mixed up doubles?
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Right, don jump up and till you hold me? How
old her head? She goes into one of her three
eddies and the.
Speaker 12 (24:00):
Speed of life.
Speaker 20 (24:01):
You can't care, just worry about her name turning it homiety.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
Give me a twirl. I get up there, bab, because
I love you trying to she don't go new lipits,
I don't go.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
I'm going.
Speaker 13 (24:23):
That's a desperate man.
Speaker 20 (24:24):
Okay, I'm finished telling you the little story about the
girl I love.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
She shot my mind, you know.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Oh, and the room didn't like it. No Ah, let's
play John BOYD Jeopardy. Shall we jump right in here?
Speaker 5 (24:44):
Then?
Speaker 12 (24:46):
Believe it or not?
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Lots of people go to the emergency room due to
injuries involving various kinds of fruit, and according to the
number of injuries, this is the world's most dangerous fruit. Ahaul,
you saw all that one. He's making a sow bow.
(25:08):
Thank you. Let me make some dress like that. All right,
So what's y'all got one eight hundred Big Show you
told free line across America. We go to we get
a winter, We play John Boyd Jeopardy Next, Good Morning,
(25:50):
This make Shaw and the Radio running through your Monday
January at thirteenth. Today's feature track from The Big Show,
Good Box, mister rubarb hal Beer helped shape American politics.
There's the keyword beer politics the a big Box at
the Big Show dot Com. There right now, let's lie
yes live across America. It's John Wood chap and now
(26:14):
your host.
Speaker 8 (26:15):
He got into a little trouble for training his dog
to fetch him beer on command. The problem was it
was from his neighbor's French.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
He's John Boyd as they had Lawrence out of Jim Thorpe, Pennsylvania.
Good morning, Lawrence, Good morning buddy. Hey many is that
named after Jim Thorpe.
Speaker 15 (26:41):
Yeah, he's here, Lawrence.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Well, let's say what you.
Speaker 12 (26:48):
Got, buddy.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
So lots of people go to the emergency room due
to injuries involving various kinds of fruit. According to the
number of injuries, this is the world's most dangerous fruit.
What you're thinking, laws.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
I figure they're slipping on banana.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Feel all right? So let's see is it a banana?
Speaker 17 (27:11):
Yes it is?
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Oh you write laws injuries include slips and falls resulting
in head injuries and broken bones. I thought that only
worked on cartoons.
Speaker 15 (27:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 19 (27:27):
What in the world?
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Man also cuts from slicing accidents, Yeah, choking incidents and
issues that will just say become apparent after an X
RAYM Yes, we've seen. The internet is very friendly. Yeah, hey, large,
good work on you and buddy. You're one hundred and
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to you.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
I appreciate it, but I have a shout out.
Speaker 12 (27:53):
You go hand.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Let you shut out to my beautiful wife Marie.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
Injury hooray?
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Does he always end his sentences like that?
Speaker 12 (28:03):
Marie?
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Check with a comma? I lost my head in the window, Monney,
hang on, Jack can hooked you up?
Speaker 15 (28:13):
Ratiate it?
Speaker 12 (28:20):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:20):
We're gonna jump out, get you up on your new
right on the other side, our time capsule fast much
needed Monday morning, glad.
Speaker 12 (28:58):
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Speaker 1 (29:02):
Show, the South's number one exports.
Speaker 10 (29:13):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
What's up how y'all doing?
Speaker 15 (29:17):
Then?
Speaker 1 (29:17):
They're reading up on the big new diversity program NASCAR
started up. So far I like it. In fact, I'd
like to get in on it. So I wrote a
racing song from the perspective of my people, the so
called untapped urban demographic. Huh, don't worry. I picked an
R and B song from the sixties to make it
less threatening to the Caucasian community. Let me know how
(29:42):
much y'all think I might be able to pull out
of the diversity stack. Y'all think about it. I'm Marvin Webster.
All right, Liz, listen, do.
Speaker 12 (29:57):
You like good racing, that NASCAR racing? Cracking spump Ben,
that's creep Ben?
Speaker 5 (30:06):
Or yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 12 (30:08):
Spot Light on Jimmy Johnson.
Speaker 5 (30:11):
Both doom nieddle bollsn he the five time champion, or yeah,
ooh yeah. Spot Light on Kyle Bush y'all woo doop
middle the bush y'all love speeding.
Speaker 12 (30:27):
And fighting, or yeah, ooh yeah.
Speaker 5 (30:32):
Spot Light on mister chill dress Boll doom needle pis
say if.
Speaker 12 (30:38):
Y'all hold majority red, yeah o yah.
Speaker 5 (30:44):
Spot Light on Rye Newman, he don't even look humor.
You got a big square kill y'all bull yeah, oh yeah,
spot light.
Speaker 12 (30:56):
On her beside, love Mump being gay and upo y'all. Yeah,
(31:17):
Betty y'all. Peter King of a mall y'all, he the
king of the mall y'all. Oh yeah, fo yeah, do
you lot good racing? That white boy racing.
Speaker 5 (31:33):
It's downright amazing man.
Speaker 12 (31:36):
Oh yeah yeah. Jimmy Johnson love of racing.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Kyl Bush looks a racing, pitching children's level racing.
Speaker 5 (31:48):
Herman sat look over racing, Richard, Betty over racing.
Speaker 12 (31:54):
Ryan new One got up in bed.
Speaker 10 (31:58):
He does, John Boy and billy ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 12 (32:04):
Mister James Brown.
Speaker 10 (32:06):
Yeah that I don't want to tell the people, you know.
Thank god they got to view that easy echoes.
Speaker 16 (32:11):
What is it that the us?
Speaker 19 (32:13):
The badge?
Speaker 10 (32:14):
It lives in the living room?
Speaker 16 (32:17):
Good morning radio, done right, good morning make shows on
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the radio.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Here we'll go. It is time for Oliver.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Well, well, well, we're well into the new year and
all those grand New Year's resolutions you all made for
a better and brighter you have been forgotten and cast
aside with the promise of trying again next year, just
like you always do. Unlike you bunch of sorry losers.
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I've kept every single resolution I made.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
It's not hard to do.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
You just gotta be smart about making them.
Speaker 4 (33:33):
Let me preach on it.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
The big mistake people make is making their resolutions too audacious.
Stuff like I'm gonna work for world peace or I'm
gonna stop global warming, or I'm gonna bring back disco.
No offense. But don't be stupid. You're not gonna do
any of that, and then when you don't, you're just
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gonna hate yourself even more than you do. Right now,
keep it simple and achievable. I'm going to lose one
hundred pounds this year, said every single lying fat person. Ever,
how many of them did it exactly?
Speaker 1 (34:19):
I was smart.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
I made the resolution to gain twenty pounds, and not
only did I achieve my resolution, I overshot my coverage
by ten pounds. Run tell dat, I'm going to read
more this year. If you've got time to read, that
(34:41):
means you have too much time on your hands. Go
get a damn job. Astro nerd, you're part of the problem.
I resolved to stop reading anything. It makes me think,
then my head hurts. I watched TV instead. We've become
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such a global village I'm going to learn a second language.
Give me a break, Senor. All you have to do
is go on Facebook to see that most of you
dimwits are having a hard enough time with English. The
only reason to learn a second language is because you
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plan on sneaking into another country, unless, of course, that
country is America. The only second language I'm working on
is the language of love, and of course igpay aten lay.
(35:44):
A lot of knuckleheads look at their life and say,
this year, I have got to get out of this rut.
I'm working on three new ruts. Goal this is the
year I get out of debt first. That's a sucker bet.
I've got three new credit cards and a line of
credit with some third string credit union. Who cares when
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the economy goes all the way to hell, I'll have
bought all those wonderful memories on worthless money. I just
hope they sustain me through the next great depression. I'm
gonna stop staring at other women. What are you one
of them?
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Gaze?
Speaker 2 (36:28):
I'm putting extra time on my schedule to eyeball more women.
I've even gone as far as naming all the boobs
on the Weather Channel. You know the one I like Jaggie.
I'm gonna be more careful about who I associate with.
(36:50):
The only way you can say this is if you're
hanging out with gangsters, meth dealers, or used car salesman,
which means you've got no sense of adventure. I'm sick
of hanging with you boring whitebread knuckleheads. I've made it
a point to make my life more interesting and start
hanging with the more questionable types I can find. Tell
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the Booger Branch guys, I'll call him this afternoon. All
these resolutions, they make you self critical. You really want
to be reminded on a daily basis how worthless you
really are. Not me, I've made it a point to
focus on the faults of others. Watch this, Hey, Jackie,
(37:34):
Harry Potter called he wants his hair cut back. See
that's a lot more fun than looking in the mirror
and bursting into tears. Well, I hope this helps motivate
you mouth breathers. Oh wait a second, there's one resolution
I haven't gotten to yet. Procrastinate more. I'll start that
(37:58):
first thing tomorrow probably, Hey Harry Potter, good morning, the
big shows on the radio. Hangout all right, listen to you,
mog it's time to button your yaps. Say, I'm trying
to listen to these two clowns, John Boy and Belly
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on the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (38:19):
Yeah, the Big Show. It's big, say bigger than big.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
It's enormous. Hey, he's adorable. Your Monday Morning January the
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third Team, y'all boys, Wonderable Thing number one hundred and
twenty nine up at the Big Show dot Com, Brandon said,
it look like running toward the bottom of my challenge
coin bag. And you hurt me, big guy. If you
have things worse than this, I want to see you think.
(39:19):
Come on, man, Ron Hornaday lived every day like it's Saturday.
Speaker 15 (39:25):
That tells you what it did.
Speaker 5 (39:26):
Man.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
He drove real good on Saturdays.
Speaker 8 (39:29):
And a foreign coin that the exchange rate on has
taken to below a penny.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
For Rod horn to day, Master of restard, you look
up the price hold all my wonderable things?
Speaker 8 (39:40):
Well, yeah, because you know, every now and then I think, boy,
he might bring a gym?
Speaker 1 (39:43):
How much as that ten cents?
Speaker 8 (39:45):
That's that's when it's down with less than a penny?
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Oh oh oh oh, that's a coach a Rican glined
and got that that I thought you just knownk about
Ron Hornaday's going like about it.
Speaker 8 (39:54):
It is three dimensional, and I like the fact that
his nose is shiny because it's been rubbed against tabletops.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
You see his nose, Maybe maybe that makes it real valuable,
like one of those missprint coins when the mint does
it to make them valuable. Misprint Chalice coin made his nose.
Speaker 10 (40:15):
At that coin, and I think that the metal might
be worth more with that in costa Rican money.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
Well, there you go, just enjoy, all right, all right
at the Big Show dot Com, what
Good morning. You got a big show on already, more
chances you to win coming up after your news, weather
and sports.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Home, I have no home, Hunted, despised, leaping like an animal.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
The jungle is my home. Oh. I will show the
world that I am its master.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
I will create my own race of people, a race
of atomic superman that will conquer the world. And here
are the first two Jong Boy and Billy from the
Big Show.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I can doodle do up here at them. It is Monday,
januaryy at thirteen. I'll start clicking some days off air.
In twenty twenty five, we got the Big Show on
the radio. Look at the Big Show Gang had the
big Hey, y'all it faces y'all.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
You're almost half week through.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I can't believe that way through this month? Right, Oh,
let's see what got you here? My wonderful thing? All
rightists up fair at the Big Show dot com. A
couple of challenge coins. Well, actually one's a dime from
Costa Rica like ten cent God.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
A lover people challenge you to spend that a little.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
It works in the American vending machine, well the dutton.
That's why I'm giving you.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
What yeah, oh yes, making them a challenge going from
two thousand and four Ron horna day Master of Restarts
live every day like its Saturday challenge COID.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
That's pretty much what he's doing.
Speaker 7 (02:11):
Now.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
We're wrong out there, wrong comboys giving away that challenge
going and gave him.
Speaker 8 (02:18):
Back an no for you know what's funny about this coin.
I don't know if you've noticed, but if you try
to lay it heads down, uh huh, his nose keeps
it from.
Speaker 9 (02:28):
It.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Could be the bill of his cap. That's a big sure.
I say his nose does stick out. What if I
was a little joke toward Ron, I hope so you
know I didn't notice a big nose on him when
I'm I've been right upon him many times. All right,
I will check it down and gets your name in
the hat. All right, we got three days in history.
We're saving those because that's our categories. Uh, to get
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the winning beginning. We'll get our categories out and get
you ready because we are awake. Big Joe's on the radio,
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We're gonna set you up here with three categories based
on these dates in the history. It was nineteen ninety one.
An unlucky thief was captured immediately after stealing a van
in Lakeworth, Florida. He hadn't noticed police officer Ulrick navots
(03:33):
On steakout in the back of the van that he stole.
Oh yeah, he said, look around, just checking the back seat.
Excuse me, all right, look at O seven. A seven
year old cat named Tama was named station master at
a railway station in the kind of Kawa, Japan. Two
(03:56):
other cats were named deputy station masters at the one
man Kishi station. The railway paid the cats and food.
Tom A wore a special railway cap while on duty.
Speaker 9 (04:09):
Looking at He's thrilled.
Speaker 10 (04:10):
He's just thrilled about.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Three cats as just know, ab out there as they
are going. George, sure, all right, having fun. We're in Japan.
Let's move up to twenty twenty. Think you cover this
on Tato Taman news. When Queen Elizabeth the eleventh or
the second. I can't tell anymore. She issued a statement
(04:34):
saying she reluctantly supported Prince Harry and Megan Marcos wish
to live a more independent life.
Speaker 10 (04:42):
Oh yes, that is the second.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
That is Queen Elizabeth's second. Okay, so in Prince and
Meghan they are living that you reported on them just
recently doing something. Idea that Megan has a Netflix. That's right,
she got a Netflix deal. Netflix always come and bail out,
bail them out jails.
Speaker 8 (05:03):
And you were way more interested this time than the
first time, she said.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Make sure I say everything twice. Okay. Then, well, there's
their three categories. One eight hundred big shows. You're told
free line across America. We play out burst, next.
Speaker 11 (05:37):
Give way, give it away, give it a way out.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Good morning, and it's a big show on the radio.
Hold rightly Monday morning, January thirteenth. That we got you
a feature track for the Big show Box. You want
to build that John Boyn billy album. Here in versa
twenty and twenty five, mister rubarb, how help shape American politics?
Learn something?
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Have fun?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
While you added hey word beer politics? Want to make joke?
Come cat contest ups.
Speaker 12 (06:16):
Let's play uppers.
Speaker 13 (06:18):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
John Boys and Billy gave the prizes from the Big
Prize Beer.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing ups. Have a hurry up and guest time you
love the best time you love a big shots.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Let's say heard a Steward from Swansboro, Georgia.
Speaker 14 (06:49):
We shots, oh store store that Hey Steward, good morning, buddy,
are you.
Speaker 12 (07:00):
Doing doing good?
Speaker 15 (07:02):
How y'all do man?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
We're all good. Glad you in here, buddy. Let's get
you through these three categories and get you the prize package.
Are you ready? I'm ready in five seconds. Three things
used on a stakeout. Ready go.
Speaker 15 (07:18):
The police, a video recorder and a camera, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
All right, Stewart. Give us three things at a train station.
Ready go.
Speaker 15 (07:31):
A train, train, tickets and the train platform platform.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Hey, you gotta get up on platform getting that train.
You good, Steward. Give us for the wind. Three things
you need for an independent life. Just look around your Steward.
Speaker 15 (07:49):
Ready, go, I'd need some money. I'd need a car
for a ride the job. To get some money.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
We'll let you out.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Don't look like us right around you. But if you're
getting that card, Stewart, we get you the prize pack
down Swainsboro. Body appreciate you listening and congratulations on you win.
Speaker 15 (08:12):
Thank you for having me right.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Botom of the hour and top of your news talking
about Queen Elizabeth and the Royals and all that. Ricky
bes Yarns got a song he wants to sing about
the Rolls.
Speaker 9 (08:29):
Will let him right on the other side.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Good morning book shows on the radio. And we learned
about four years ago Queen Elizabeth I said, okay, I
support or do it in the voice of Prince Harry
and Meghan supporting them independent.
Speaker 9 (09:17):
That that was how the Queen would Oh, I don't
want you leaving.
Speaker 10 (09:25):
You need to stay here.
Speaker 14 (09:26):
You want to spell.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
They gonna give up the tide, They to give up
the title.
Speaker 14 (09:32):
You're still the Duke and Duchess of Sucker for their kids.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Didn't get Prince and Princess a dog. I draw the light.
Well there, y'all need to know about the Roys. Let's
see how Ricky be Sharp feels about him.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
I ain't never been across the pond. The only London
I've been too is in Kentucky. That royal crowd don't
turn me on. There's just one king, and that's Elvis Presley.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
But everybody's like.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
What time's Oprah? Where's Prince Harry? There's that American girl
he married, And I don't care their drama ain't my
cross to bear. But everybody's like sad little Megan, poor
little princess, mean Prince Charles acting like a racist. No
one cares. I'd like to feed them all to bears.
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Don't give a damn about.
Speaker 16 (10:44):
Roy Lordy, what a pain.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
The only prince I care about here's the one that's
sang purple rain. I don't need no rule thinking they're
so high class and baby they cannot.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
They can all just kiss my ass.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
I never cared for fish and chips. I like my
tea ice cold and reely sugary. The only queen I
cared about was a man made Freddie Mercury. But everybody's
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like crowns and thrones and horse drawn carriages, snagled toothkinbreads,
enforced marriages. No one cares. Can't you see our empty stairs?
But every show is all palace intrigue. We'll be king
next house brows gossip bowed royal sex. Who gives a crap,
you stupid, drooling sap.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Screw all of.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Them, Roy, I got better things to do, like keeping
Communist from turning my red state blue.
Speaker 16 (12:08):
Don't need some.
Speaker 17 (12:09):
Mone Rd.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Pushing us around.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
That's a real good way to wind up six feet underground.
Oh oh oh, we're living in America. Don't need no
hel Britannica.
Speaker 17 (12:32):
Oh oh oh.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
I don't give two spins about your fascination with the Britz.
Nobody cares about Roy. Spare me any praise the only
duke I care about.
Speaker 12 (12:51):
Here's my favorite maiden, Naise.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Mind your own damn.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Bizness, don't fret about their strife.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
And maybe.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Spartened up and get alive.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Good Monday morning, January thirteenth, You got the big show
on the radio.
Speaker 13 (13:39):
Actions Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode
goodbye to Rufous. As our story opens, Myrtle Sheehan enters
the cafeteria at Brushywood Acres Retirement Villages and notices a
friend in distrest.
Speaker 18 (14:00):
Oh oh Lord, why, why Lord? How could you let
this happen?
Speaker 1 (14:09):
What in the world am I gonna do?
Speaker 10 (14:12):
Missus clump are you all.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Right, I'm crying for no reason.
Speaker 18 (14:16):
Murdy, a stupid old bag. No, I ain't all right.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
My Rufous is gone. You're wom my Rufus.
Speaker 10 (14:27):
You want me to call the dentist.
Speaker 18 (14:29):
Not my toofishent Rufus. Rufus Crawford, my boyfriend.
Speaker 10 (14:36):
From room two oh four.
Speaker 18 (14:39):
One of the doctors come in and found him dead
this morning.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Murder.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
What in the world am I gonna do?
Speaker 10 (14:45):
Oh, bless your heart? What happened?
Speaker 18 (14:48):
Doctor says, his heart just give out sometime in the
middle of the night.
Speaker 10 (14:53):
Oh honey, dame, so sorry for your loss.
Speaker 18 (14:57):
You know I was with Rufus just this evening. We
had us a time too. I bet he didn't go
back to here room till a person here.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
At eight o'clock. And now he's yawned forever.
Speaker 12 (15:16):
Murder.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
What in the water?
Speaker 18 (15:17):
I go out there my rope.
Speaker 10 (15:21):
He's trapping the happy times you too had together.
Speaker 18 (15:24):
I was just doing that a moment ago. If you
turn up your heir and age, you deaf old back.
We sure had us. Oh lord, why couldn't somebody here
that had their full faculty to find me in there
try to read my lip? We sure had us sometimes too.
Ruber was a five wrong man. He's gonna get a
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little freaky too, like a cross between Oza Davids and
Billy d william whoa old Rupers. He know how to
treat a woman. Shouty ain't years old, right in the
prime of her life. Now he's gone, Oh.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
Murdle, what in the water?
Speaker 10 (16:08):
Not gonna do? You're gonna get through it one day
at a time, sweetie, That's what we all do. Listen,
they're gonna play bingo in a few minutes. Want me
to get you a car?
Speaker 18 (16:19):
No, no dollar. I don't think I'm up to it.
I just can't believe old Rufus is gone. He's gone, O, Murdle,
What in the water?
Speaker 4 (16:32):
I gotta do?
Speaker 10 (16:34):
Honey. Sometimes the only thing that'll make the hurt go
away is time. I know you might have said right now,
but just hanging there. Why in a few weeks, I
bet you'll meet somebody new, somebody gonna make you just
as happy as Rufus?
Speaker 15 (16:48):
What hell?
Speaker 1 (16:49):
I know that?
Speaker 18 (16:50):
But myrtle, what no water am I gonna do tonight?
Speaker 13 (17:00):
I hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy play House.
Speaker 18 (17:02):
I'm at twenty four hours to let all it love
and build up and build up and whoa, somebody head off.
Speaker 13 (17:11):
You'll then again next time we're here. They crusty old
lady selling bingo cards.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 18 (17:19):
What time you get off working, old fella?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Good morning? The Big Show's on the radio, and more
Big show right around the corner.
Speaker 19 (17:30):
I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit. And
I like to listen to John Boy and Billy and
that they're Big Show. I like the way they talk.
They're funny hahah funny queers, that's what they say. Anyhow,
I figured out what John Boy has a hard time
getting started in the morning. Ain't gotten the gays.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Good morning. It's a big Shaw the radio ruling to
your Monday morning trying to get to work. But I'm
Monday song for Robert url Keane.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
That's done by Robert Earl Keane. Is being lying in.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
The Big Show studio.
Speaker 7 (18:40):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
Come on, Jack and get ready to say.
Speaker 7 (18:48):
Sometimes on my days are filled with right.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
That's that Trevor.
Speaker 7 (18:56):
Then left our bad things and going my way because
there's always someone swarming in.
Speaker 12 (19:06):
My life to keep swerving in my life.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
And it's causing.
Speaker 7 (19:14):
Lots of Thingnger, I'm a.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
Honking on my horror. I'm shooting you the fin. Keep
switching on my bride lines.
Speaker 20 (19:28):
Just to him.
Speaker 7 (19:32):
When you're swerving all lives pie, Why you're running someone
off the.
Speaker 17 (19:37):
Ride the day, Joe, Why I thought I never never
could love another?
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Hell?
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Else could I feed? But bowing you run into me?
Speaker 12 (19:59):
I can't.
Speaker 7 (20:00):
I believe I could not see your all tank up the.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Only ones at the waiting.
Speaker 7 (20:09):
You keep swimming in my line, just causing lots of thames.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
I'm a cussing out your name. I'm shooting you the fine.
Speaker 7 (20:24):
I keep switching on the bride lights, but you're just
too dimpty. Now when you're swerving all lights pipe by,
you're running someone off the road.
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open it up in a second. First, as January thirteenth,
I told you realized it was back in nineteen ninety four,
Tanya Harding that case was going on against her whacking
Nancy Well. Actually, Sean Eric Ethart and Derek Bryan Smith
were arrested and charged with the conspiracy in the attack
(21:31):
of rifle skater Nancy Carrigan. Yes, that's when Tanya kind
of come out looking like a bad girl.
Speaker 10 (21:38):
You realized that was thirty one years ago.
Speaker 14 (21:40):
Outside many of the nineties, I think, oh, what was
that fifteen years ago?
Speaker 1 (21:44):
We were in Norway for those Winter Olympics in nineteen
ninety four. I got a chance to tell the room
how I felt. All right, I'm gonna tell you a
little story. Okay, I'm gonna tell you the story.
Speaker 8 (22:00):
Girl I love.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
I don't need my harmony, got need my trouble, I
got the fan.
Speaker 20 (22:04):
All right, I'm gonna tell you a big, fat story
all about this little girl.
Speaker 12 (22:07):
I can't get off my mind.
Speaker 20 (22:09):
I gotta go here, way up Porland. No, you know
where the trees roll really tall? Oh, well, that's where
you'll find her. That's where you'll find her, Laura, That's
where you'll find her.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
All right, I'm gonna tell you the story now. She's
at the ice creak in the mall. She works about
sitting right after the battle. Man.
Speaker 20 (22:39):
But this is the story I'm getting into because see
I love that time. You're hearty, Oh ton.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
Here, you're my girl. You just don't know it, you know, man, Man,
me is your problem saying? Let me tell him out
of store? Here at her her ex fenancy. See, she
got real hard, she got hit in the knee. Oh,
she said, by me, by me? It was careful.
Speaker 12 (23:06):
You see that on tea mate, he was gam she was.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
It wasn't tell me when you know my day? Say
she planned it?
Speaker 20 (23:12):
I said, Yo, home, I'm crazy about little Tango.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
She didn't do nothing like that. I'm still telling you
a little story, man, Okay, said.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
I love done now hot day die out?
Speaker 4 (23:29):
Yeah back, yeah wow ya.
Speaker 20 (23:32):
Why I'm turning to Jerry Lewis here, Okay, all right,
I'm kind of losing my mind here a little bit.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
I've been trying to call her.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
I can't get through, But I know we're gonna mean it.
Lily Hammer I did not say hammer. I don't mean
coming into hammer.
Speaker 15 (23:46):
You going.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
I mean, man, I can see me in China. I
can see me running out on the ice.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Can you see me running out there?
Speaker 4 (23:50):
Say Antanya?
Speaker 20 (23:51):
Forget the singles cake nowlet's new mixed up doubles?
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Right, don jump up and till you hold me? How
old her head? She goes into one of her three
eddies and the.
Speaker 12 (24:00):
Speed of life.
Speaker 20 (24:01):
You can't care, just worry about her name turning it homiety.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
Give me a twirl. I get up there, bab, because
I love you trying to she don't go new lipits,
I don't go.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
I'm going.
Speaker 13 (24:23):
That's a desperate man.
Speaker 20 (24:24):
Okay, I'm finished telling you the little story about the
girl I love.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
She shot my mind, you know.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Oh, and the room didn't like it. No Ah, let's
play John BOYD Jeopardy. Shall we jump right in here?
Speaker 5 (24:44):
Then?
Speaker 12 (24:46):
Believe it or not?
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Lots of people go to the emergency room due to
injuries involving various kinds of fruit, and according to the
number of injuries, this is the world's most dangerous fruit. Ahaul,
you saw all that one. He's making a sow bow.
(25:08):
Thank you. Let me make some dress like that. All right,
So what's y'all got one eight hundred Big Show you
told free line across America. We go to we get
a winter, We play John Boyd Jeopardy Next, Good Morning,
(25:50):
This make Shaw and the Radio running through your Monday
January at thirteenth. Today's feature track from The Big Show,
Good Box, mister rubarb hal Beer helped shape American politics.
There's the keyword beer politics the a big Box at
the Big Show dot Com. There right now, let's lie
yes live across America. It's John Wood chap and now
(26:14):
your host.
Speaker 8 (26:15):
He got into a little trouble for training his dog
to fetch him beer on command. The problem was it
was from his neighbor's French.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
He's John Boyd as they had Lawrence out of Jim Thorpe, Pennsylvania.
Good morning, Lawrence, Good morning buddy. Hey many is that
named after Jim Thorpe.
Speaker 15 (26:41):
Yeah, he's here, Lawrence.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Well, let's say what you.
Speaker 12 (26:48):
Got, buddy.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
So lots of people go to the emergency room due
to injuries involving various kinds of fruit. According to the
number of injuries, this is the world's most dangerous fruit.
What you're thinking, laws.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
I figure they're slipping on banana.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Feel all right? So let's see is it a banana?
Speaker 17 (27:11):
Yes it is?
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Oh you write laws injuries include slips and falls resulting
in head injuries and broken bones. I thought that only
worked on cartoons.
Speaker 15 (27:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 19 (27:27):
What in the world?
Speaker 1 (27:28):
Man also cuts from slicing accidents, Yeah, choking incidents and
issues that will just say become apparent after an X
RAYM Yes, we've seen. The internet is very friendly. Yeah, hey, large,
good work on you and buddy. You're one hundred and
twenty dollars worth of the balls not cleaning products headed
to you.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
I appreciate it, but I have a shout out.
Speaker 12 (27:53):
You go hand.
Speaker 1 (27:55):
Let you shut out to my beautiful wife Marie.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
Injury hooray?
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Does he always end his sentences like that?
Speaker 12 (28:03):
Marie?
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Check with a comma? I lost my head in the window, Monney,
hang on, Jack can hooked you up?
Speaker 15 (28:13):
Ratiate it?
Speaker 12 (28:20):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:20):
We're gonna jump out, get you up on your new
right on the other side, our time capsule fast much
needed Monday morning, glad.
Speaker 12 (28:58):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Show, the South's number one exports.
Speaker 10 (29:13):
Yo.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
What's up how y'all doing?
Speaker 15 (29:17):
Then?
Speaker 1 (29:17):
They're reading up on the big new diversity program NASCAR
started up. So far I like it. In fact, I'd
like to get in on it. So I wrote a
racing song from the perspective of my people, the so
called untapped urban demographic. Huh, don't worry. I picked an
R and B song from the sixties to make it
less threatening to the Caucasian community. Let me know how
(29:42):
much y'all think I might be able to pull out
of the diversity stack. Y'all think about it. I'm Marvin Webster.
All right, Liz, listen, do.
Speaker 12 (29:57):
You like good racing, that NASCAR racing? Cracking spump Ben,
that's creep Ben?
Speaker 5 (30:06):
Or yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 12 (30:08):
Spot Light on Jimmy Johnson.
Speaker 5 (30:11):
Both doom nieddle bollsn he the five time champion, or yeah,
ooh yeah. Spot Light on Kyle Bush y'all woo doop
middle the bush y'all love speeding.
Speaker 12 (30:27):
And fighting, or yeah, ooh yeah.
Speaker 5 (30:32):
Spot Light on mister chill dress Boll doom needle pis
say if.
Speaker 12 (30:38):
Y'all hold majority red, yeah o yah.
Speaker 5 (30:44):
Spot Light on Rye Newman, he don't even look humor.
You got a big square kill y'all bull yeah, oh yeah,
spot light.
Speaker 12 (30:56):
On her beside, love Mump being gay and upo y'all. Yeah,
(31:17):
Betty y'all. Peter King of a mall y'all, he the
king of the mall y'all. Oh yeah, fo yeah, do
you lot good racing? That white boy racing.
Speaker 5 (31:33):
It's downright amazing man.
Speaker 12 (31:36):
Oh yeah yeah. Jimmy Johnson love of racing.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Kyl Bush looks a racing, pitching children's level racing.
Speaker 5 (31:48):
Herman sat look over racing, Richard, Betty over racing.
Speaker 12 (31:54):
Ryan new One got up in bed.
Speaker 10 (31:58):
He does, John Boy and billy ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 12 (32:04):
Mister James Brown.
Speaker 10 (32:06):
Yeah that I don't want to tell the people, you know.
Thank god they got to view that easy echoes.
Speaker 16 (32:11):
What is it that the us?
Speaker 19 (32:13):
The badge?
Speaker 10 (32:14):
It lives in the living room?
Speaker 16 (32:17):
Good morning radio, done right, good morning make shows on
(32:49):
the radio.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Here we'll go. It is time for Oliver.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Well, well, well, we're well into the new year and
all those grand New Year's resolutions you all made for
a better and brighter you have been forgotten and cast
aside with the promise of trying again next year, just
like you always do. Unlike you bunch of sorry losers.
(33:24):
I've kept every single resolution I made.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
It's not hard to do.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
You just gotta be smart about making them.
Speaker 4 (33:33):
Let me preach on it.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
The big mistake people make is making their resolutions too audacious.
Stuff like I'm gonna work for world peace or I'm
gonna stop global warming, or I'm gonna bring back disco.
No offense. But don't be stupid. You're not gonna do
any of that, and then when you don't, you're just
(33:59):
gonna hate yourself even more than you do. Right now,
keep it simple and achievable. I'm going to lose one
hundred pounds this year, said every single lying fat person. Ever,
how many of them did it exactly?
Speaker 1 (34:19):
I was smart.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
I made the resolution to gain twenty pounds, and not
only did I achieve my resolution, I overshot my coverage
by ten pounds. Run tell dat, I'm going to read
more this year. If you've got time to read, that
(34:41):
means you have too much time on your hands. Go
get a damn job. Astro nerd, you're part of the problem.
I resolved to stop reading anything. It makes me think,
then my head hurts. I watched TV instead. We've become
(35:02):
such a global village I'm going to learn a second language.
Give me a break, Senor. All you have to do
is go on Facebook to see that most of you
dimwits are having a hard enough time with English. The
only reason to learn a second language is because you
(35:22):
plan on sneaking into another country, unless, of course, that
country is America. The only second language I'm working on
is the language of love, and of course igpay aten lay.
(35:44):
A lot of knuckleheads look at their life and say,
this year, I have got to get out of this rut.
I'm working on three new ruts. Goal this is the
year I get out of debt first. That's a sucker bet.
I've got three new credit cards and a line of
credit with some third string credit union. Who cares when
(36:08):
the economy goes all the way to hell, I'll have
bought all those wonderful memories on worthless money. I just
hope they sustain me through the next great depression. I'm
gonna stop staring at other women. What are you one
of them?
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Gaze?
Speaker 2 (36:28):
I'm putting extra time on my schedule to eyeball more women.
I've even gone as far as naming all the boobs
on the Weather Channel. You know the one I like Jaggie.
I'm gonna be more careful about who I associate with.
(36:50):
The only way you can say this is if you're
hanging out with gangsters, meth dealers, or used car salesman,
which means you've got no sense of adventure. I'm sick
of hanging with you boring whitebread knuckleheads. I've made it
a point to make my life more interesting and start
hanging with the more questionable types I can find. Tell
(37:12):
the Booger Branch guys, I'll call him this afternoon. All
these resolutions, they make you self critical. You really want
to be reminded on a daily basis how worthless you
really are. Not me, I've made it a point to
focus on the faults of others. Watch this, Hey, Jackie,
(37:34):
Harry Potter called he wants his hair cut back. See
that's a lot more fun than looking in the mirror
and bursting into tears. Well, I hope this helps motivate
you mouth breathers. Oh wait a second, there's one resolution
I haven't gotten to yet. Procrastinate more. I'll start that
(37:58):
first thing tomorrow probably, Hey Harry Potter, good morning, the
big shows on the radio. Hangout all right, listen to you,
mog it's time to button your yaps. Say, I'm trying
to listen to these two clowns, John Boy and Belly
(38:19):
on the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (38:19):
Yeah, the Big Show. It's big, say bigger than big.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
It's enormous. Hey, he's adorable. Your Monday Morning January the
(38:59):
third Team, y'all boys, Wonderable Thing number one hundred and
twenty nine up at the Big Show dot Com, Brandon said,
it look like running toward the bottom of my challenge
coin bag. And you hurt me, big guy. If you
have things worse than this, I want to see you think.
(39:19):
Come on, man, Ron Hornaday lived every day like it's Saturday.
Speaker 15 (39:25):
That tells you what it did.
Speaker 5 (39:26):
Man.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
He drove real good on Saturdays.
Speaker 8 (39:29):
And a foreign coin that the exchange rate on has
taken to below a penny.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
For Rod horn to day, Master of restard, you look
up the price hold all my wonderable things?
Speaker 8 (39:40):
Well, yeah, because you know, every now and then I think, boy,
he might bring a gym?
Speaker 1 (39:43):
How much as that ten cents?
Speaker 8 (39:45):
That's that's when it's down with less than a penny?
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Oh oh oh oh, that's a coach a Rican glined
and got that that I thought you just knownk about
Ron Hornaday's going like about it.
Speaker 8 (39:54):
It is three dimensional, and I like the fact that
his nose is shiny because it's been rubbed against tabletops.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
You see his nose, Maybe maybe that makes it real valuable,
like one of those missprint coins when the mint does
it to make them valuable. Misprint Chalice coin made his nose.
Speaker 10 (40:15):
At that coin, and I think that the metal might
be worth more with that in costa Rican money.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
Well, there you go, just enjoy, all right, all right
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