January 13, 2025 • 41 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Get the Reverend ready.
We're gonna cut Reverend Billy Ray loose in a second.
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get the get the line. Good morning, Big Show.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Well, good morning Nerd, John, Morning Billy, and good morning
to all our beloved friends out there in radio lands.
There's a Reverend Biller Ray Collins from this order Joshua Independent,
full of guys pull Pennacostial assembly just off Steat Road
twenty three on the front Edge Road. Well, friends, look
my car over to that old unsaved mechanic at the
Buick place. The other day they got them a TV
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there in the service department. And while he's a ritting
me up a thing, come on the news about that
big eruption deal going on on over in Iceland. Boy
says dad, Gum, Look at that the Airport's overseas is
shut down because of that volcano mess. Between that and
all these earthquakes and tidal waves and whatnot, seems like
(01:15):
them ancient Mayans might have been on to something. Denny
looks right at me and says, see, the Mayans made
this real accurate calendar, and it says the world's going
to end in twenty and twelve. They made a movie
about it last year. I said, well, thanks for the
update there, mister Wickedipedia. You're talking to a champ here.
(01:38):
I might only gone to Pensacola Bible College, but they
do have history classes there, you know, I tell you.
Ever since that twenty twelve movie come out, everybody wants
to brag on the ancient Mayans. Oo they predicted all
this back in the ancient times, that right? Or did
(01:58):
they predict the Spaniards coming to stump the dog snot
out of him about twelve hundred years ago? If I's
so smart on the calendar, you think they'd have made
a note about that so much further mine well dead.
But everybody loves all these paganistic predictions about the future,
whether it's Old Edgar kase Here, Nostre Damas or omar
(02:22):
the horoscope man in the newspaper. Folks like my mechanic friend,
eat all that nonsense up with us food, I says,
you know, son, the Lord Jesus made some pretty accurate
predictions on the future too. Somebody asked him what to
look for at the end of the world, and he said,
you shall hear wars and rumors of wars, and nations
(02:45):
shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. And get this,
there shall be famines and pestilences and earthquakes in divers
places here lately, that sounds like the ten day Traveler,
for he asked on the weather chain, and all this
was two thousand years ago, back when you buddies the
(03:06):
Mayans were still eating mud sandwiches and wearing benea leaves
for riches. And the mechanic feller says, oh, Fritcher, I'm
just making conversation. Why you want to bring all that
Jesus mess into it? Fair, I said, Oh, I see,
prophecy is fun to talk about till the prophet throws
in something in your life it might need fixing. I mean,
(03:29):
you ain't got to give up drinking and wholemongering to
get right with no stredam this Jesus fella. He's a
dog gone bou killer. Well, the feller didn't have much
to say after that. I'd like to believe I'll give
him something to think about. But I do think he
charged me for a new set of spark flows when
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it wasn't my bang wrong with the old ones. So
you never know, friends, if earthquakes and volcanoes has got
you old twisted up in the head. There is a
place you can get real Bible news about the future.
It's called the Bible and the Info. There is a
whole lot better than what you get from Omar the horoscope.
Man visa Dagon smart, how come he stuck on the
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funny page between Azziggi cartoon in the jumper. Come here
all about the Good Lord's plan for your personal future?
This Sunday morning at eleven o'clock am at the Sword
of Joshua, Independent photogost for Pennycostial Assembly, just off State
Road twenty three on the Funny Road, it says a
(04:33):
Reverend Bill A. Ray Collins, reminding him it's time to turn,
so you don't burn John Mooyd, Bill ye old, keep
them straight afire.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Ahi, y'all last they beat the Blond.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Tady, you look like you ready made one eight hundred
Big Shows.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Y'all's toll free line. Get on the phone. We'll play next.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Good Monday Morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
I feature track from the Big Show mid box. I'm
mister Robard.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I know how beer helped shape American politics. Keyword beer politics.
There's a big box at the Big Show dot com,
and right now it is beat the Blonde. Gives me
no contestant. Linda from Jackson, Tennessee. Good morning, Linda, Good
(05:51):
morning right? Maybe you close to that pick quick, late, Glinda.
I am a long way from Pickwick.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Here.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
I thought I was close to Jackson when I was
on the lake. Big Yeah, it's a big lake turned around.
We Linda should know, welndo. Let's just concentrate on what
we do know. I'm gonna ask Tager some questions. You
agree or disagree with her? Yeah, two bunts before two
buzzers and you win?
Speaker 3 (06:21):
All right? Nice?
Speaker 5 (06:23):
No?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Thanks?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
All right, well, Tanger.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Before it can be used in an official competition, it
must bounce more than fifty three inches, but not more
than fifty eight inches when dropped from one hundred feet.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
That's easy. That's Breston plants.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Now knows what I'm talking about.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Let me see fifty three inches one A golf ball?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
A golf ball, Linda gre or disagree?
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Free?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Did you say disagree? That's what you said? All right,
whatever's the thing to do. Then you a tennis ball?
A tennis ball? All ride, got your bail off the
bat now tayer. According to a study conducted by the
University of Colorado, will skiing naked help you go faster?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
See?
Speaker 5 (07:25):
Now, this what you get when you legalize weed in
a college. Down right there, Let's do a study mat
naked skin. Yeah, but I think, yes, you do go faster.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yes, you do go faster skiing naked, Linda agree or disagree?
Speaker 6 (07:44):
I would think you would go faster because you would
cut down wind resistant.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
About this on your own, let's say it's.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Sorry, Yeah, bearskin offers at least wind resistance.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Yeah, he letting the good word. Maybe you got the
prize back, heading over to Jackson.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
For you already appreciate, right, man, hang on unless jump out,
catch you up on your news. I know about twenty
minutes I brought them. Called Marvin Webster, good morning, there's
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a big show. On the radio looking at dates in history.
Man's January thirteen. Back in nineteen sixty seven. This was
a date the Rolling Stones appeared on the Ed Sullivan's Show.
Remember they were forced to change the lyrics of Let's
spend the night together to let's spend some time together
doing your censors were something back in Oh yeah so,
(09:29):
And every time Mick would get to that deal he
would roll his eyes, like when they said, let spend
some all rhyme together. Right, he was young, the things
everybody wanted to sleep with him.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
He's oh he's old and things everybody hold. He was
never a pretty guy.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Hey Mick Jagger, and he's still out it. Don't believe.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Look they're back on do again. Look at that. Let
me tell you that.
Speaker 7 (10:03):
With their big rock singers, they got golden fingers and
their love everywhere they go there to sing about Edgie
and jumping Jack flashing two million dollars a short.
Speaker 8 (10:16):
They got mottles for wives and the dead white lives.
Tell her nothing but skin and bones, six drugs and liquor.
That's the life of a picker when he's playing on.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
The Rolling Stone.
Speaker 9 (10:30):
Rolling Stone men are rocking for thirty.
Speaker 10 (10:33):
Years stuffink, A couple of them might bankquere best job,
and rock and roll has a pin a fo the roll.
Speaker 9 (10:42):
That's all.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Harry come.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Right.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
I caught Big Lips saying, I wig on MEPs.
Speaker 9 (10:53):
I'm a red live rocking rock colling.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
I wants to the nasty with David Bowie. Fuck, dare
you think about that.
Speaker 11 (11:03):
Me?
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Paul McKeith, he's got.
Speaker 9 (11:06):
Green teeth, looks dead up and Brian shows he was
a don' smack. Buddy's back on the track. He's a
pick of photo Rolling Stone, Rolling Stone men are looking
thirty years and stuff like a couple of them. My
way Queers, mess joll and rock and Roll. Here's a
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picker for the rolling Stone showing up the.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Shooting her.
Speaker 8 (11:42):
They got a lot of little.
Speaker 10 (11:44):
Teenage blue eyed boopies will do anything to see but
nowadays a higher on his babysitters for five hundred dollars
a day. Well they're all as hell, but the fans
steal all the little girls still mop and they keep
(12:04):
getting richer.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
But they take a rockey picture.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
They're the rocking and the rolling sto rolling snow.
Speaker 9 (12:11):
Better rocket for thirty years, star like a couple of them.
Mic wig Quarees, Stoo, mess Job and rock and roll.
Here's a picker for the roll and ston a picker
for the roll let Ben of Rocket for thirty years stuff.
Speaker 12 (12:30):
I like a couple of them.
Speaker 9 (12:32):
Mic big Quares Stool, best Job and rock and roll.
Here's a packet for the roll man Stoll.
Speaker 12 (12:40):
Yeah, I see right over all you heo, morn man.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
This is a big showing the Radioka four out of five.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Jackie, you missed my last shot.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Another blackboard shot off the wall. Go a trash can
set up.
Speaker 13 (13:22):
And threw his arms up into the touchdown position and
turned to look at me before it hits out.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Bryce, Young Stephen Curry all rolled in the water. You've
been doing it way longer than they have, buddy, right,
bab missing balled up paper to trash can. I can
steal route is what is he.
Speaker 5 (13:46):
For it? Man?
Speaker 14 (13:47):
It's a good seven feet okay, sir.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
I lay down you mess round now. I'm six five.
Let me do it right now, so don't worry more.
We're gonna lose that boy.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Couple.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Come on, yeah, that's been a few minutes. When Marvin Webster, Yo,
what's up?
Speaker 4 (14:05):
How y'all doing? Man? Hey, man, we got a new
guy at work named Ricky Ling. He's an Asian dude.
He's really cool. Me and him went out last weekend
with the sports ball. The commercial came off for Sharp,
the one about the flat screen TVs. Have y'all seen that?
It's one with mister Sulu in the lab coach. This
picture is missus Sulu talking about this new TV as
(14:26):
a fourth color yellow for the most lifelike picture ever.
Oh my, I said, oh snap, more like it? Ricky said,
what I'm like, are you paying attention? They got an
Asian guy plugging the TV that's got more yellow in
the picture side of me, like your people missing the
chance to get on the news. Ricky like, man, you crazy?
(14:48):
I said, Well, all I know is if they put
flavor flav on TV talking about the new Black and
Chicken sandwich at TGI Fridays, old Jesse Jackson to be
on CNN pitching a bitch before the commercial break was over.
But Ricky say, Asian people ain't hung up on all
that racial stuff like some of y'all. And it's a
good thing too. Two reasons. Number one, we got too
(15:10):
much of that noise already, and number two Asians ain't
got no point man in this deal, you know. I mean,
think about it. Every other group in America got their
own personal racial watch dog. Like black people got Jesse Jackson,
White people got mel Gibson, and who Asian people got
Tiger Woods. Not ain't no good, he ain't but half
(15:30):
Asian plus Tiger got his own problems right now. But
ever since Connie Jung retired, Asian celebrities in general been
kind of hard to come by. I mean, you think
about it, you count them up. There's the old mister
Sulu from TV Star Trek, and you got the new
mister Sulu from the Star Trek movie. And the Chinese
girl that fills in on the view when somebody go
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on vacation.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
And that's about it. Let's en not Asian people.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
Take it from a member of the vast African American conspiracy.
We all need is a self appointed spokesperson, you know,
somebody with a big mouth that can act like a
bad ass and scare all the white people over be dead,
because that's how you change things in America. Y'all need
an Asian Al Sharpton. Of course, there ain't never gonna
(16:16):
be no Asian Al Sharpton because all the Asian people
got real job. Y'all think about it that mouth lets.
Speaker 13 (16:24):
Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Gulay and you're listening to the Pride
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Big Show.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Where's my big bag? You can't be topical? Good morning.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
That's what make Shaw on the radio not gonna live
on the final hour here. It was well around this
time on Friday, was talking to Sorens and of course
in NFL Talk we talked about just brought it back
up when Rice Young turned signal touchdown last game, the
Panthers played pulling the Steph Curry before it was even caught.
And I just did the same thing with a little
(17:45):
trash can and ball of paper. And I've been working
off the backboard. I've been going left. I've been trying
to be like a like Josh North Carolina State. I
want to be amphibious. I want to go with both hands.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
I know it's not not really word, but I've been
saying that so I can't remember what the real world is.
The water, Yeah, I could be as well.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
You know what I think of the phenomenon of Steph
Curry and and Bryce Young with that play. Of course
you come to mind with your waste baskets basketball.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Well, what I wanted to do was give Jackie another
chance to explain what she was trying to tell us
Friday with sowords and about Bryce Young was at a
at a Hornets game. Jackie, take it from the top, baby,
I know you can do it. There was a Hornets
game that he was at.
Speaker 11 (18:37):
I bet Bryce Young is somewhere rolling his eyes in
his head and think him, please don't let this girl
talk about me again. But anyway, the young man Bryce Young,
our wonderful quarterback with the Panthers, was that a Hornets game?
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Uh huh?
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Just sweet as he can be.
Speaker 11 (18:51):
And they showed him and talked about his Stephan Curry
move with the football. On a Sunday during a Panthers game,
Ye Curry, one of the Hornets gave him their jersey
after the game. I can't remember which one it was.
I saw it and I can't remember which one it
was because I was making you some chicken salad. So
I really wasn't paying attention because your shot is much
(19:13):
better than Bryce's throw or Stephan.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
They think it wasn't Seth's jersey. Would have paid attention
to that, Yeah, I would have.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
You wouldn't have gotten all this sweet talk from both
of them had you gone ahead and named employee of
the Year.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
At the end of the year.
Speaker 13 (19:29):
Holding it over.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
For those of you who don't know Dale Curry, Jackie's brother,
you know it is a color analyst for the Charlotte
Hornets on the television.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Still looking guys. So he looks great.
Speaker 11 (19:41):
I'm so happy that he gets to talk about his
son and it doesn't look like he's bragging. He can
finally talk about one of his children and how great
they are at what they do, and he doesn't have
to say People say, deal Curry's bragging. No, Dale Curry's
getting a check for this.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Good jobs. I'm done. I'm done. We still got wordy
word to play.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Let's concentrate on that our game where we rule, hang
on play minutes, Big Show rolls home, Good morning, Big
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all right, then we'll play for it in minutes. But
I told you, okay, last week the last playing of
(20:48):
Baby is Cold outside, and I was telling the truth.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
That was with Ike and Jackie.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
But yes we found the all right, this is the
last time we will been playing this affld as.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
When you hear it, you'll know why. Okay, Ricky b
and Phil m'cracken.
Speaker 15 (21:14):
I really can't stay Ricky, it's cold out count your gay, Ricky,
it's cold outside. I just stop ba with your piece, Supie,
You that little pizza Lucy will start to wonder spell
(21:35):
if ly she'll really be so can be such a
so really I should be that suits so.
Speaker 16 (21:43):
Tight, should think I'm running round with some hole. I
think that I'm gonna know what you think.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Ricky.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
It's bad out there.
Speaker 16 (21:52):
I ain't wearing Paine. Tell me who does your can't
beggar why I'm not gonna love come quee got the
cutest little re telling you no means no, Sir Cushy said,
I'm gonna cray here in your I really can't stay
(22:15):
hold out.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Oh but it's cold.
Speaker 16 (22:18):
Outside, please unlock the door.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Drinking warm and side.
Speaker 16 (22:33):
I don't ask you before, and den I can't be
more clean but another.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Than fairy stray.
Speaker 16 (22:43):
Help you change this must be don't want to give
up bone domain or me with church might do you
some glut bunches. I think you the cold can cause
god shrinky Peter d may you should give back my key.
If you stay pretty, please get real dark, you'll surely free.
(23:07):
And I'm double palm. Ricky, you're such a tea so
sorry you're playing in He should trans ben the buff
the film a crackny.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
You can try.
Speaker 16 (23:20):
Kind of a lousy door. Little stop changing me around
the tree.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
On a second, I got a peek.
Speaker 16 (23:29):
Really ain't to be worked out.
Speaker 17 (23:32):
Oh but it's cold, it's cold outside.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Okay, yes do it. That's all no world, Let's move on.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Let's play wordy word one eight hundred big show. You
told free line We got that bird tea County Peanuts
price bag up for grabs. Let's play like we're wanted
first an we'll play next Good Monday Morning, make shows
(24:32):
on the radio, running through your January with the thirteenth.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Let's jump on in here. First wordy word of the week.
Speaker 13 (24:41):
Had everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
I play the word?
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Anybody that'll word anyway, Let's meet the contestants. We got
a Hermian from Summerville, South Carolina.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Morning, Herbie, Good morning, get anybody. Hey. We got Run
from Union Grove, Texas.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Good morning, Run, Good morning everybody. All right, right, there's
Herby from South Carolina, Herbie Ron now in Texas.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Y'all say, hey, hey, hey.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Alright boys, So uh it'll be Ron and Taylor john going, Herbie.
All right, I'm playing for my old high school buddy,
Hermie Johnson.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
That's Sir Graham High School. We can dedicate games to people. Sure, yeah, okay,
I just needn't know. All right, So Ron, you relax.
Me and Herb gonna go for the first thirty seconds.
All right, you ready, Herbie, I'm readdy, I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
All right, man, start the clock. Now go to the
store and get a six blank of beer. Yes, uh huh,
all right, your skin another name for your skin. It
was a blank wound? Yes, uh huh blank Dracula. What
did they call him?
Speaker 3 (25:54):
Blank?
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Yes? Uh huh okay. Oh if you hurt your back,
they put you in a hospital. On you say, I'm
in blank, They're like, tie you pull you what do
you call it?
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Yeah, okay, kiss me on the blank me give me
a hintyhinty whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
You're doing it wrong?
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Man, heard me choked on that. He may well get
that baby put a four on the board.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
I did.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
I could see buzzy what Tater and Ron can do
with round one?
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Ron? Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Yeah, I'm ready. Hervey's good man.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
Let's go start the clock now.
Speaker 5 (26:38):
Giraffes have a long what nick? Yeah? You you go
outside and be one with what mother?
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Blank?
Speaker 7 (26:47):
Yep?
Speaker 5 (26:48):
You you might do this to a car. You take
out a seven year loan. It's called you. You do
what you don't pay cash? You blanket? Yes, thank you?
Speaker 17 (26:58):
You.
Speaker 5 (26:58):
You send a letter in the US. The US Post
Office is what you said? You know what are they delivered?
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (27:08):
That boy?
Speaker 5 (27:10):
Oh right, It make that much harder than it needed
to be.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
On the floor though, it's all tied up, going in
around too.
Speaker 5 (27:18):
Roll my own obstacles, going on over here?
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Kiss me on the neck? What if that was that all?
Speaker 5 (27:28):
I don't know what you kiss me here?
Speaker 3 (27:31):
And then Hickey? I was thinking, Hickey, that's what you do.
Good work with ares one.
Speaker 5 (27:36):
Lucky lady heard me.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Let's put some poets on the board. Are you ready? Okay?
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Starting the clock? Now you look in this section when
you're buying a book. That's not true, that's what.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
I'm thinking, Yes, okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
A guitar has six of these? Yes, uh huh. If
you're married, you've get a girlfriend, you're having.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
An up there?
Speaker 12 (28:03):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (28:04):
There?
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Who?
Speaker 1 (28:05):
He left without a blank? He vanished without a what?
He didn't leave a what? It's a little word that
you leave it what? Yeah, it's about a I'm sorry.
I couldn't get that out of my head. I was
gonna say about eight more times.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
What's three? Oh? Man? Okay?
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Seven on the boards? Well, Ron and Tater's all set
up for y'all. Three will tie, four will win?
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Ready? Run yep?
Speaker 5 (28:37):
Yeno vanished without a what?
Speaker 17 (28:41):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (28:42):
This is a pig, pig this you eat this for breakfast?
Not sausage. It's made from a pig. Yeah, and you
instead of pull you do this to the door. Yes,
and tom it on you. You don't have to pay
for it.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
It is what three man? That's the wind. Then what
you had to do?
Speaker 12 (29:03):
That was a good game.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Run tanner dog, won't it? Herbie? Yeah, run so calm.
Speaker 5 (29:10):
I was like, I didn't think he was gonna say it.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
Past enough, Well, Herbie, you can try again any time.
I heard. All right, boy, all right me pretty much.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Y'all appreciate you man, have a great day down Summerville
and run. Yeah, Bardie, good game. You earned the Birtee
County Peanuts prize back.
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I'm so used to doing this. The first time I
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How about that been playing worthy word twenty years?
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My gosh, I wouldn't take any more of those.
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All right, thank you, good morning. Got a big on
a radio bit request time. Let's see here.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
We got Lebron Langley out of Dalton, Georgia and Lebron says,
play Ike, telling Chuck Norris jokes. I would do that
for you, Lebron coming up next.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Good morning. I make shows on the radio. Request time.
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We got Lebron Langley out of Dalton, Georgia and his
request right here.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
Yes, it is time to ax Yo.
Speaker 6 (30:53):
Patrick, hurry giddinghad John boy still got a sock off?
Take a picture that we put it on Aid? You
take that when you have something to show and tell Yo,
what's up?
Speaker 18 (31:06):
I mean, jump on you when you're hurt. Welcome to
ax Ike, the place to golf all the far one
one you need.
Speaker 6 (31:13):
For all your uh uh what you.
Speaker 18 (31:15):
Call cinemoniaco relations. Tipsy dig this Ike. My girlfriend and
I are fighting again. The reason going to the movies.
M She likes all this computer generated crap and I'm
more of an old school action guy. She's all about
Will Smith and George Clooney and other guys who haven't
(31:36):
done a real stunt in their lives. One of my
favorites is Chuck Norris. He's one of my heroes, and
she calls him an old man and all washed up.
I know you're the man to go to for the
answer with this problem. What am I gonna do sign?
Put down in Pensacola? Did I put down? That is
the problem with young people today, no sense of movie
(32:00):
badass history. They think all these Hollywood Willie boys is
pig iron tough. But if it won for that computer
fied stand in, they wouldn't have no career, no way.
The only tough guy in the movies today is that
uh transported guy, and he's.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
A damn foreigner. They should teach a course.
Speaker 18 (32:19):
In school about guys like Rudy Ray Moore and Freda
Hammer Williamson, Billy Jack and hell yeah, Chuck Norrise. Now now, now,
now I didn't know a whole lot about your boy, Chuck,
so I looked up some interesting facts on a computer
rator on that what you call Wikipedia, And you're right, man, bat,
Chuck Norris is all man and a yard wide. You
(32:41):
need the school that fool on that. Let me preach
on it.
Speaker 16 (32:46):
That now check it out.
Speaker 18 (32:48):
Chuck Noise is a bad mother trucker.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
How bad?
Speaker 18 (32:52):
Well, when Chuck Norris goes swimming, he doesn't get wet.
The water gets Chuck Norrise. Did you know Chuck Norris
wants visited the Virgin Islands? Now they're just known as
the island. What I talk about ain't no sense going
there now. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can
(33:15):
see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you are
seconds away from death. Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He
roundhouse kicks the cow and the butt comes straight out.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
I played that little cartoon in my mind.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
It made me laugh.
Speaker 18 (33:34):
Chuck Norris doesn't hunt huntings suggests the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep
at night, he checks the closet for Chuck Norris. When
Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't push himself up.
He pushes the earth away. Chuck Norris has been to Mars.
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That's why there's no signs of life. Take that astro nerd.
Somebody wants made a statue Chuck Norris out of toilet paper,
but it wouldn't take crap from anyone.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
Chuck Norris is one eighth Cherokee. A's interesting fact.
Speaker 18 (34:18):
You've got got something in common, but it's not his ancestry.
He actually ate an indie. Chuck Norris's chief export is pain.
The fine print on the last page of the Guinness
Book of World Records says that all world records are
held by Chuck Norris. The people listed in the book
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are just the closest anyone else that's ever got. When
you open up a cannle will pass, Chuck Norris jumps out.
The Great Wall of China was originally built to keep
Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably. Chuck Norris is what
Willis was talking about. Chuck Norris wants shut down a
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Japanese zero by pointing his finger at it and saying bang.
Chuck Noise sleeps with a night light, not because Chuck
Norris is afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid
of Chuck Norris. There's no such thing as tornados. Chuck
Norris just hates trailer parks. Chuck Norris isn't lactose intolerant.
(35:31):
He just doesn't take any Electosi's craft. And the most
impressive fact, Chuck Norris beats rocks, paper and scissors every
damn time. Damn Now, that's a man school lat Shaggy
(35:52):
yours on that. And like General Saddler says, if it's
on the Internet, it's gotta be true. So what I'm
saying is the Good Lord made the crack of your butt,
so Chuck Norris will have someplace to put here.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
For this is ke peace out, Uh Jack Norris too
if you want a mailed AXI.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
John Boyn believe he obock seventy six sixty three.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
Charlotte didn see two eighty two four one. He wouldn't
be pissed him on about no damn tone.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Anything Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio feature track
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from the Make Show bed Box.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
He worn't beer politics is mister Rubarb. Thank you kim
me to beat.
Speaker 14 (37:05):
Hello Americans, Welcome to the History Minute. I'm your host,
mister Rhubarb. Today's topic inventions. There have been many inventions
that change the history of mankind. Today we're going to
talk about the number one most important invention of all time.
(37:25):
It's called beer.
Speaker 4 (37:27):
Wow.
Speaker 14 (37:27):
Really, really, I wouldn't take up all this time nonsense.
No one knows who brewed the first beer, but it
happened thousands of years ago.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
It was a pretty big hit right away.
Speaker 14 (37:42):
In fact, throughout history, beer is the reason that almost
everything else in the world got invented. For example, in
the early days of beer, there were no cans or
bottles to put it in humans realized that to have
a steady supply of beer, they needed to stay fairly
close to a brewery.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
Brewery.
Speaker 14 (38:05):
This was the beginning of something called the city. Like
modern man, early man needed to have something to eat
with his beer to make it easier to get back
to the beer after hunting food all day, man invented
something called the wheel. But some men weren't as good
at hunting as the rest. They learned to live off
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the regular men by offering to do their sewing, fetching,
and hairstyling. Soon these men evolved into a strange new
half man half woman called the liberal. Nice to hear
from the peanut section Marie. Liberals weren't nearly as clever
as real men, but they too came up with many
(38:49):
important ideas, like the domestication of cats, group therapy, group hugs,
and the first government.
Speaker 3 (39:00):
Liberals invented governments so they could.
Speaker 14 (39:02):
Be in charge of dividing up all the food and
beer that the real men went out and produced are
as liberals call it spreading the wealth around. Today, real
men have jobs like lumberjacks, construction workers, policemen, firemen, soldiers,
pretty much anyone who actually works for a living. Their
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political symbol is the elephant, because it's the biggest and
most powerful land animal in the world. Meanwhile, liberals work
as newspaper reporters, Hollywood movie makers, personal injury attorneys, and
basically anyone who makes a living sponging off what real
men do for a living. Their political symbol is the jackass,
(39:50):
because that's who most of them vote for them. But
despite their differences, even today, real men and liberals still
enjoy beer. Real men drink mostly Budweiser and cores. Liberals
get their beer the same place they get most of
their bad ideas from Europe. And that's our salute to beer,
(40:13):
the invention that invented the rest of the world. This
has been mister Rhubarb's history minute. This is mister Rhubarb
and I am history.
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Well, good morning Nerd, John, Morning Billy, and good morning
to all our beloved friends out there in radio lands.
There's a Reverend Biller Ray Collins from this order Joshua Independent,
full of guys pull Pennacostial assembly just off Steat Road
twenty three on the front Edge Road. Well, friends, look
my car over to that old unsaved mechanic at the
Buick place. The other day they got them a TV
(00:53):
there in the service department. And while he's a ritting
me up a thing, come on the news about that
big eruption deal going on on over in Iceland. Boy
says dad, Gum, Look at that the Airport's overseas is
shut down because of that volcano mess. Between that and
all these earthquakes and tidal waves and whatnot, seems like
(01:15):
them ancient Mayans might have been on to something. Denny
looks right at me and says, see, the Mayans made
this real accurate calendar, and it says the world's going
to end in twenty and twelve. They made a movie
about it last year. I said, well, thanks for the
update there, mister Wickedipedia. You're talking to a champ here.
(01:38):
I might only gone to Pensacola Bible College, but they
do have history classes there, you know, I tell you.
Ever since that twenty twelve movie come out, everybody wants
to brag on the ancient Mayans. Oo they predicted all
this back in the ancient times, that right? Or did
(01:58):
they predict the Spaniards coming to stump the dog snot
out of him about twelve hundred years ago? If I's
so smart on the calendar, you think they'd have made
a note about that so much further mine well dead.
But everybody loves all these paganistic predictions about the future,
whether it's Old Edgar kase Here, Nostre Damas or omar
(02:22):
the horoscope man in the newspaper. Folks like my mechanic friend,
eat all that nonsense up with us food, I says,
you know, son, the Lord Jesus made some pretty accurate
predictions on the future too. Somebody asked him what to
look for at the end of the world, and he said,
you shall hear wars and rumors of wars, and nations
(02:45):
shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. And get this,
there shall be famines and pestilences and earthquakes in divers
places here lately, that sounds like the ten day Traveler,
for he asked on the weather chain, and all this
was two thousand years ago, back when you buddies the
(03:06):
Mayans were still eating mud sandwiches and wearing benea leaves
for riches. And the mechanic feller says, oh, Fritcher, I'm
just making conversation. Why you want to bring all that
Jesus mess into it? Fair, I said, Oh, I see,
prophecy is fun to talk about till the prophet throws
in something in your life it might need fixing. I mean,
(03:29):
you ain't got to give up drinking and wholemongering to
get right with no stredam this Jesus fella. He's a
dog gone bou killer. Well, the feller didn't have much
to say after that. I'd like to believe I'll give
him something to think about. But I do think he
charged me for a new set of spark flows when
(03:49):
it wasn't my bang wrong with the old ones. So
you never know, friends, if earthquakes and volcanoes has got
you old twisted up in the head. There is a
place you can get real Bible news about the future.
It's called the Bible and the Info. There is a
whole lot better than what you get from Omar the horoscope.
Man visa Dagon smart, how come he stuck on the
(04:13):
funny page between Azziggi cartoon in the jumper. Come here
all about the Good Lord's plan for your personal future?
This Sunday morning at eleven o'clock am at the Sword
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I feature track from the Big Show mid box. I'm
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I know how beer helped shape American politics. Keyword beer politics.
There's a big box at the Big Show dot com,
and right now it is beat the Blonde. Gives me
no contestant. Linda from Jackson, Tennessee. Good morning, Linda, Good
(05:51):
morning right? Maybe you close to that pick quick, late, Glinda.
I am a long way from Pickwick.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Here.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
I thought I was close to Jackson when I was
on the lake. Big Yeah, it's a big lake turned around.
We Linda should know, welndo. Let's just concentrate on what
we do know. I'm gonna ask Tager some questions. You
agree or disagree with her? Yeah, two bunts before two
buzzers and you win?
Speaker 3 (06:21):
All right? Nice?
Speaker 5 (06:23):
No?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Thanks?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
All right, well, Tanger.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Before it can be used in an official competition, it
must bounce more than fifty three inches, but not more
than fifty eight inches when dropped from one hundred feet.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
That's easy. That's Breston plants.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Now knows what I'm talking about.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Let me see fifty three inches one A golf ball?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
A golf ball, Linda gre or disagree?
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Free?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Did you say disagree? That's what you said? All right,
whatever's the thing to do. Then you a tennis ball?
A tennis ball? All ride, got your bail off the
bat now tayer. According to a study conducted by the
University of Colorado, will skiing naked help you go faster?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
See?
Speaker 5 (07:25):
Now, this what you get when you legalize weed in
a college. Down right there, Let's do a study mat
naked skin. Yeah, but I think, yes, you do go faster.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yes, you do go faster skiing naked, Linda agree or disagree?
Speaker 6 (07:44):
I would think you would go faster because you would
cut down wind resistant.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
About this on your own, let's say it's.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Sorry, Yeah, bearskin offers at least wind resistance.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Yeah, he letting the good word. Maybe you got the
prize back, heading over to Jackson.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
For you already appreciate, right, man, hang on unless jump out,
catch you up on your news. I know about twenty
minutes I brought them. Called Marvin Webster, good morning, there's
(09:08):
a big show. On the radio looking at dates in history.
Man's January thirteen. Back in nineteen sixty seven. This was
a date the Rolling Stones appeared on the Ed Sullivan's Show.
Remember they were forced to change the lyrics of Let's
spend the night together to let's spend some time together
doing your censors were something back in Oh yeah so,
(09:29):
And every time Mick would get to that deal he
would roll his eyes, like when they said, let spend
some all rhyme together. Right, he was young, the things
everybody wanted to sleep with him.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
He's oh he's old and things everybody hold. He was
never a pretty guy.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Hey Mick Jagger, and he's still out it. Don't believe.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Look they're back on do again. Look at that. Let
me tell you that.
Speaker 7 (10:03):
With their big rock singers, they got golden fingers and
their love everywhere they go there to sing about Edgie
and jumping Jack flashing two million dollars a short.
Speaker 8 (10:16):
They got mottles for wives and the dead white lives.
Tell her nothing but skin and bones, six drugs and liquor.
That's the life of a picker when he's playing on.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
The Rolling Stone.
Speaker 9 (10:30):
Rolling Stone men are rocking for thirty.
Speaker 10 (10:33):
Years stuffink, A couple of them might bankquere best job,
and rock and roll has a pin a fo the roll.
Speaker 9 (10:42):
That's all.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Harry come.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Right.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
I caught Big Lips saying, I wig on MEPs.
Speaker 9 (10:53):
I'm a red live rocking rock colling.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
I wants to the nasty with David Bowie. Fuck, dare
you think about that.
Speaker 11 (11:03):
Me?
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Paul McKeith, he's got.
Speaker 9 (11:06):
Green teeth, looks dead up and Brian shows he was
a don' smack. Buddy's back on the track. He's a
pick of photo Rolling Stone, Rolling Stone men are looking
thirty years and stuff like a couple of them. My
way Queers, mess joll and rock and Roll. Here's a
(11:27):
picker for the rolling Stone showing up the.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Shooting her.
Speaker 8 (11:42):
They got a lot of little.
Speaker 10 (11:44):
Teenage blue eyed boopies will do anything to see but
nowadays a higher on his babysitters for five hundred dollars
a day. Well they're all as hell, but the fans
steal all the little girls still mop and they keep
(12:04):
getting richer.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
But they take a rockey picture.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
They're the rocking and the rolling sto rolling snow.
Speaker 9 (12:11):
Better rocket for thirty years, star like a couple of them.
Mic wig Quarees, Stoo, mess Job and rock and roll.
Here's a picker for the roll and ston a picker
for the roll let Ben of Rocket for thirty years stuff.
Speaker 12 (12:30):
I like a couple of them.
Speaker 9 (12:32):
Mic big Quares Stool, best Job and rock and roll.
Here's a packet for the roll man Stoll.
Speaker 12 (12:40):
Yeah, I see right over all you heo, morn man.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
This is a big showing the Radioka four out of five.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Jackie, you missed my last shot.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Another blackboard shot off the wall. Go a trash can
set up.
Speaker 13 (13:22):
And threw his arms up into the touchdown position and
turned to look at me before it hits out.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Bryce, Young Stephen Curry all rolled in the water. You've
been doing it way longer than they have, buddy, right,
bab missing balled up paper to trash can. I can
steal route is what is he.
Speaker 5 (13:46):
For it? Man?
Speaker 14 (13:47):
It's a good seven feet okay, sir.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
I lay down you mess round now. I'm six five.
Let me do it right now, so don't worry more.
We're gonna lose that boy.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Couple.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Come on, yeah, that's been a few minutes. When Marvin Webster, Yo,
what's up?
Speaker 4 (14:05):
How y'all doing? Man? Hey, man, we got a new
guy at work named Ricky Ling. He's an Asian dude.
He's really cool. Me and him went out last weekend
with the sports ball. The commercial came off for Sharp,
the one about the flat screen TVs. Have y'all seen that?
It's one with mister Sulu in the lab coach. This
picture is missus Sulu talking about this new TV as
(14:26):
a fourth color yellow for the most lifelike picture ever.
Oh my, I said, oh snap, more like it? Ricky said,
what I'm like, are you paying attention? They got an
Asian guy plugging the TV that's got more yellow in
the picture side of me, like your people missing the
chance to get on the news. Ricky like, man, you crazy?
(14:48):
I said, Well, all I know is if they put
flavor flav on TV talking about the new Black and
Chicken sandwich at TGI Fridays, old Jesse Jackson to be
on CNN pitching a bitch before the commercial break was over.
But Ricky say, Asian people ain't hung up on all
that racial stuff like some of y'all. And it's a
good thing too. Two reasons. Number one, we got too
(15:10):
much of that noise already, and number two Asians ain't
got no point man in this deal, you know. I mean,
think about it. Every other group in America got their
own personal racial watch dog. Like black people got Jesse Jackson,
White people got mel Gibson, and who Asian people got
Tiger Woods. Not ain't no good, he ain't but half
(15:30):
Asian plus Tiger got his own problems right now. But
ever since Connie Jung retired, Asian celebrities in general been
kind of hard to come by. I mean, you think
about it, you count them up. There's the old mister
Sulu from TV Star Trek, and you got the new
mister Sulu from the Star Trek movie. And the Chinese
girl that fills in on the view when somebody go
(15:51):
on vacation.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
And that's about it. Let's en not Asian people.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
Take it from a member of the vast African American conspiracy.
We all need is a self appointed spokesperson, you know,
somebody with a big mouth that can act like a
bad ass and scare all the white people over be dead,
because that's how you change things in America. Y'all need
an Asian Al Sharpton. Of course, there ain't never gonna
(16:16):
be no Asian Al Sharpton because all the Asian people
got real job. Y'all think about it that mouth lets.
Speaker 13 (16:24):
Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
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Big Show.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Where's my big bag? You can't be topical? Good morning.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
That's what make Shaw on the radio not gonna live
on the final hour here. It was well around this
time on Friday, was talking to Sorens and of course
in NFL Talk we talked about just brought it back
up when Rice Young turned signal touchdown last game, the
Panthers played pulling the Steph Curry before it was even caught.
And I just did the same thing with a little
(17:45):
trash can and ball of paper. And I've been working
off the backboard. I've been going left. I've been trying
to be like a like Josh North Carolina State. I
want to be amphibious. I want to go with both hands.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
I know it's not not really word, but I've been
saying that so I can't remember what the real world is.
The water, Yeah, I could be as well.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
You know what I think of the phenomenon of Steph
Curry and and Bryce Young with that play. Of course
you come to mind with your waste baskets basketball.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Well, what I wanted to do was give Jackie another
chance to explain what she was trying to tell us
Friday with sowords and about Bryce Young was at a
at a Hornets game. Jackie, take it from the top, baby,
I know you can do it. There was a Hornets
game that he was at.
Speaker 11 (18:37):
I bet Bryce Young is somewhere rolling his eyes in
his head and think him, please don't let this girl
talk about me again. But anyway, the young man Bryce Young,
our wonderful quarterback with the Panthers, was that a Hornets game?
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Uh huh?
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Just sweet as he can be.
Speaker 11 (18:51):
And they showed him and talked about his Stephan Curry
move with the football. On a Sunday during a Panthers game,
Ye Curry, one of the Hornets gave him their jersey
after the game. I can't remember which one it was.
I saw it and I can't remember which one it
was because I was making you some chicken salad. So
I really wasn't paying attention because your shot is much
(19:13):
better than Bryce's throw or Stephan.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
They think it wasn't Seth's jersey. Would have paid attention
to that, Yeah, I would have.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
You wouldn't have gotten all this sweet talk from both
of them had you gone ahead and named employee of
the Year.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
At the end of the year.
Speaker 13 (19:29):
Holding it over.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
For those of you who don't know Dale Curry, Jackie's brother,
you know it is a color analyst for the Charlotte
Hornets on the television.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Still looking guys. So he looks great.
Speaker 11 (19:41):
I'm so happy that he gets to talk about his
son and it doesn't look like he's bragging. He can
finally talk about one of his children and how great
they are at what they do, and he doesn't have
to say People say, deal Curry's bragging. No, Dale Curry's
getting a check for this.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Good jobs. I'm done. I'm done. We still got wordy
word to play.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
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all right, then we'll play for it in minutes. But
I told you, okay, last week the last playing of
(20:48):
Baby is Cold outside, and I was telling the truth.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
That was with Ike and Jackie.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
But yes we found the all right, this is the
last time we will been playing this affld as.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
When you hear it, you'll know why. Okay, Ricky b
and Phil m'cracken.
Speaker 15 (21:14):
I really can't stay Ricky, it's cold out count your gay, Ricky,
it's cold outside. I just stop ba with your piece, Supie,
You that little pizza Lucy will start to wonder spell
(21:35):
if ly she'll really be so can be such a
so really I should be that suits so.
Speaker 16 (21:43):
Tight, should think I'm running round with some hole. I
think that I'm gonna know what you think.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Ricky.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
It's bad out there.
Speaker 16 (21:52):
I ain't wearing Paine. Tell me who does your can't
beggar why I'm not gonna love come quee got the
cutest little re telling you no means no, Sir Cushy said,
I'm gonna cray here in your I really can't stay
(22:15):
hold out.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Oh but it's cold.
Speaker 16 (22:18):
Outside, please unlock the door.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Drinking warm and side.
Speaker 16 (22:33):
I don't ask you before, and den I can't be
more clean but another.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Than fairy stray.
Speaker 16 (22:43):
Help you change this must be don't want to give
up bone domain or me with church might do you
some glut bunches. I think you the cold can cause
god shrinky Peter d may you should give back my key.
If you stay pretty, please get real dark, you'll surely free.
(23:07):
And I'm double palm. Ricky, you're such a tea so
sorry you're playing in He should trans ben the buff
the film a crackny.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
You can try.
Speaker 16 (23:20):
Kind of a lousy door. Little stop changing me around
the tree.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
On a second, I got a peek.
Speaker 16 (23:29):
Really ain't to be worked out.
Speaker 17 (23:32):
Oh but it's cold, it's cold outside.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Okay, yes do it. That's all no world, Let's move on.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Let's play wordy word one eight hundred big show. You
told free line We got that bird tea County Peanuts
price bag up for grabs. Let's play like we're wanted
first an we'll play next Good Monday Morning, make shows
(24:32):
on the radio, running through your January with the thirteenth.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Let's jump on in here. First wordy word of the week.
Speaker 13 (24:41):
Had everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
I play the word?
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Anybody that'll word anyway, Let's meet the contestants. We got
a Hermian from Summerville, South Carolina.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Morning, Herbie, Good morning, get anybody. Hey. We got Run
from Union Grove, Texas.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Good morning, Run, Good morning everybody. All right, right, there's
Herby from South Carolina, Herbie Ron now in Texas.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
Y'all say, hey, hey, hey.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Alright boys, So uh it'll be Ron and Taylor john going, Herbie.
All right, I'm playing for my old high school buddy,
Hermie Johnson.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
That's Sir Graham High School. We can dedicate games to people. Sure, yeah, okay,
I just needn't know. All right, So Ron, you relax.
Me and Herb gonna go for the first thirty seconds.
All right, you ready, Herbie, I'm readdy, I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
All right, man, start the clock. Now go to the
store and get a six blank of beer. Yes, uh huh,
all right, your skin another name for your skin. It
was a blank wound? Yes, uh huh blank Dracula. What
did they call him?
Speaker 3 (25:54):
Blank?
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Yes? Uh huh okay. Oh if you hurt your back,
they put you in a hospital. On you say, I'm
in blank, They're like, tie you pull you what do
you call it?
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Yeah, okay, kiss me on the blank me give me
a hintyhinty whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
You're doing it wrong?
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Man, heard me choked on that. He may well get
that baby put a four on the board.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
I did.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
I could see buzzy what Tater and Ron can do
with round one?
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Ron? Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Yeah, I'm ready. Hervey's good man.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
Let's go start the clock now.
Speaker 5 (26:38):
Giraffes have a long what nick? Yeah? You you go
outside and be one with what mother?
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Blank?
Speaker 7 (26:47):
Yep?
Speaker 5 (26:48):
You you might do this to a car. You take
out a seven year loan. It's called you. You do
what you don't pay cash? You blanket? Yes, thank you?
Speaker 17 (26:58):
You.
Speaker 5 (26:58):
You send a letter in the US. The US Post
Office is what you said? You know what are they delivered?
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (27:08):
That boy?
Speaker 5 (27:10):
Oh right, It make that much harder than it needed
to be.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
On the floor though, it's all tied up, going in
around too.
Speaker 5 (27:18):
Roll my own obstacles, going on over here?
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Kiss me on the neck? What if that was that all?
Speaker 5 (27:28):
I don't know what you kiss me here?
Speaker 3 (27:31):
And then Hickey? I was thinking, Hickey, that's what you do.
Good work with ares one.
Speaker 5 (27:36):
Lucky lady heard me.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Let's put some poets on the board. Are you ready? Okay?
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Starting the clock? Now you look in this section when
you're buying a book. That's not true, that's what.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
I'm thinking, Yes, okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
A guitar has six of these? Yes, uh huh. If
you're married, you've get a girlfriend, you're having.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
An up there?
Speaker 12 (28:03):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (28:04):
There?
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Who?
Speaker 1 (28:05):
He left without a blank? He vanished without a what?
He didn't leave a what? It's a little word that
you leave it what? Yeah, it's about a I'm sorry.
I couldn't get that out of my head. I was
gonna say about eight more times.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
What's three? Oh? Man? Okay?
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Seven on the boards? Well, Ron and Tater's all set
up for y'all. Three will tie, four will win?
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Ready? Run yep?
Speaker 5 (28:37):
Yeno vanished without a what?
Speaker 17 (28:41):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (28:42):
This is a pig, pig this you eat this for breakfast?
Not sausage. It's made from a pig. Yeah, and you
instead of pull you do this to the door. Yes,
and tom it on you. You don't have to pay
for it.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
It is what three man? That's the wind. Then what
you had to do?
Speaker 12 (29:03):
That was a good game.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Run tanner dog, won't it? Herbie? Yeah, run so calm.
Speaker 5 (29:10):
I was like, I didn't think he was gonna say it.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
Past enough, Well, Herbie, you can try again any time.
I heard. All right, boy, all right me pretty much.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Y'all appreciate you man, have a great day down Summerville
and run. Yeah, Bardie, good game. You earned the Birtee
County Peanuts prize back.
Speaker 4 (29:30):
I'm so used to doing this. The first time I
won was y'all, y'all give me a b C Powder
Price pack back in Oh for buddy man.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
How about that been playing worthy word twenty years?
Speaker 5 (29:41):
My gosh, I wouldn't take any more of those.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Ah right, we'll hook you with the latest, buddy. You
go and join these Bertee County Peanuts.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
All right, thank you, good morning. Got a big on
a radio bit request time. Let's see here.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
We got Lebron Langley out of Dalton, Georgia and Lebron says,
play Ike, telling Chuck Norris jokes. I would do that
for you, Lebron coming up next.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Good morning. I make shows on the radio. Request time.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
We got Lebron Langley out of Dalton, Georgia and his
request right here.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
Yes, it is time to ax Yo.
Speaker 6 (30:53):
Patrick, hurry giddinghad John boy still got a sock off?
Take a picture that we put it on Aid? You
take that when you have something to show and tell Yo,
what's up?
Speaker 18 (31:06):
I mean, jump on you when you're hurt. Welcome to
ax Ike, the place to golf all the far one
one you need.
Speaker 6 (31:13):
For all your uh uh what you.
Speaker 18 (31:15):
Call cinemoniaco relations. Tipsy dig this Ike. My girlfriend and
I are fighting again. The reason going to the movies.
M She likes all this computer generated crap and I'm
more of an old school action guy. She's all about
Will Smith and George Clooney and other guys who haven't
(31:36):
done a real stunt in their lives. One of my
favorites is Chuck Norris. He's one of my heroes, and
she calls him an old man and all washed up.
I know you're the man to go to for the
answer with this problem. What am I gonna do sign?
Put down in Pensacola? Did I put down? That is
the problem with young people today, no sense of movie
(32:00):
badass history. They think all these Hollywood Willie boys is
pig iron tough. But if it won for that computer
fied stand in, they wouldn't have no career, no way.
The only tough guy in the movies today is that
uh transported guy, and he's.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
A damn foreigner. They should teach a course.
Speaker 18 (32:19):
In school about guys like Rudy Ray Moore and Freda
Hammer Williamson, Billy Jack and hell yeah, Chuck Norrise. Now now, now,
now I didn't know a whole lot about your boy, Chuck,
so I looked up some interesting facts on a computer
rator on that what you call Wikipedia, And you're right, man, bat,
Chuck Norris is all man and a yard wide. You
(32:41):
need the school that fool on that. Let me preach
on it.
Speaker 16 (32:46):
That now check it out.
Speaker 18 (32:48):
Chuck Noise is a bad mother trucker.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
How bad?
Speaker 18 (32:52):
Well, when Chuck Norris goes swimming, he doesn't get wet.
The water gets Chuck Norrise. Did you know Chuck Norris
wants visited the Virgin Islands? Now they're just known as
the island. What I talk about ain't no sense going
there now. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can
(33:15):
see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you are
seconds away from death. Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He
roundhouse kicks the cow and the butt comes straight out.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
I played that little cartoon in my mind.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
It made me laugh.
Speaker 18 (33:34):
Chuck Norris doesn't hunt huntings suggests the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep
at night, he checks the closet for Chuck Norris. When
Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't push himself up.
He pushes the earth away. Chuck Norris has been to Mars.
(34:00):
That's why there's no signs of life. Take that astro nerd.
Somebody wants made a statue Chuck Norris out of toilet paper,
but it wouldn't take crap from anyone.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
Chuck Norris is one eighth Cherokee. A's interesting fact.
Speaker 18 (34:18):
You've got got something in common, but it's not his ancestry.
He actually ate an indie. Chuck Norris's chief export is pain.
The fine print on the last page of the Guinness
Book of World Records says that all world records are
held by Chuck Norris. The people listed in the book
(34:39):
are just the closest anyone else that's ever got. When
you open up a cannle will pass, Chuck Norris jumps out.
The Great Wall of China was originally built to keep
Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably. Chuck Norris is what
Willis was talking about. Chuck Norris wants shut down a
(35:08):
Japanese zero by pointing his finger at it and saying bang.
Chuck Noise sleeps with a night light, not because Chuck
Norris is afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid
of Chuck Norris. There's no such thing as tornados. Chuck
Norris just hates trailer parks. Chuck Norris isn't lactose intolerant.
(35:31):
He just doesn't take any Electosi's craft. And the most
impressive fact, Chuck Norris beats rocks, paper and scissors every
damn time. Damn Now, that's a man school lat Shaggy
(35:52):
yours on that. And like General Saddler says, if it's
on the Internet, it's gotta be true. So what I'm
saying is the Good Lord made the crack of your butt,
so Chuck Norris will have someplace to put here.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
For this is ke peace out, Uh Jack Norris too
if you want a mailed AXI.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
John Boyn believe he obock seventy six sixty three.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
Charlotte didn see two eighty two four one. He wouldn't
be pissed him on about no damn tone.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Anything Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio feature track
(36:55):
from the Make Show bed Box.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
He worn't beer politics is mister Rubarb. Thank you kim
me to beat.
Speaker 14 (37:05):
Hello Americans, Welcome to the History Minute. I'm your host,
mister Rhubarb. Today's topic inventions. There have been many inventions
that change the history of mankind. Today we're going to
talk about the number one most important invention of all time.
(37:25):
It's called beer.
Speaker 4 (37:27):
Wow.
Speaker 14 (37:27):
Really, really, I wouldn't take up all this time nonsense.
No one knows who brewed the first beer, but it
happened thousands of years ago.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
It was a pretty big hit right away.
Speaker 14 (37:42):
In fact, throughout history, beer is the reason that almost
everything else in the world got invented. For example, in
the early days of beer, there were no cans or
bottles to put it in humans realized that to have
a steady supply of beer, they needed to stay fairly
close to a brewery.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
Brewery.
Speaker 14 (38:05):
This was the beginning of something called the city. Like
modern man, early man needed to have something to eat
with his beer to make it easier to get back
to the beer after hunting food all day, man invented
something called the wheel. But some men weren't as good
at hunting as the rest. They learned to live off
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the regular men by offering to do their sewing, fetching,
and hairstyling. Soon these men evolved into a strange new
half man half woman called the liberal. Nice to hear
from the peanut section Marie. Liberals weren't nearly as clever
as real men, but they too came up with many
(38:49):
important ideas, like the domestication of cats, group therapy, group hugs,
and the first government.
Speaker 3 (39:00):
Liberals invented governments so they could.
Speaker 14 (39:02):
Be in charge of dividing up all the food and
beer that the real men went out and produced are
as liberals call it spreading the wealth around. Today, real
men have jobs like lumberjacks, construction workers, policemen, firemen, soldiers,
pretty much anyone who actually works for a living. Their
(39:25):
political symbol is the elephant, because it's the biggest and
most powerful land animal in the world. Meanwhile, liberals work
as newspaper reporters, Hollywood movie makers, personal injury attorneys, and
basically anyone who makes a living sponging off what real
men do for a living. Their political symbol is the jackass,
(39:50):
because that's who most of them vote for them. But
despite their differences, even today, real men and liberals still
enjoy beer. Real men drink mostly Budweiser and cores. Liberals
get their beer the same place they get most of
their bad ideas from Europe. And that's our salute to beer,
(40:13):
the invention that invented the rest of the world. This
has been mister Rhubarb's history minute. This is mister Rhubarb
and I am history.
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