January 14, 2025 • 41 mins
Tuesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ve got a catchy little ditty from The Lovin’ Snootful.. - Marci has her latest What To Watch.. - We musically salute the First Daughter.. - There’s a new drug that may help you cope with today’s politics.. - The President Elect gets even more songs from our creative team.. - Mark Packer covers the Southern Fried Football circuit.. - Ike Turner opens a car lot.. - and Carl Childers goes to the ball game…
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Good morning, got a big show on the radio coming up.
We played Beating the Blonde. Winner gets a hardcover copy
of James Gregory's autobiography, A Bushel of Beans and a
Peck of Tomatoes, The Life and Times of the Funniest
Man in America, including a book mark autographed by James.
Limited quantities are available now at Funniestman dot com or
(00:22):
wherever books are sold. I ain't going play for it
in minutes first going through our most requested of twenty
twenty four flurry towards the end of the year. You
know why hit.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
It done, Big Done.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
He was born and raised in New York City, married
lots of women, and all of them pretty, had a
big head of hair like fresh cut hay. And everybody
knew you didn't get in the way of Big Done,
Big Done.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Big done, Big bad don, big Dun.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Nobody saw it coming that day in June, when he
announced to the world that afternoon that he'd seek the
highest office in the land and give the.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Left the back of his hand, big dun.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
The press didn't like how he changed the rules and
wouldn't count out of those media tools for them. Things
went from bad to worst when he kicked their ass
in the Twitter verse.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
In the Big Don, Big Dun, Big.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Done, big bad Don, Big Dun, the primary races opened
people's eyes as he cut the competition down to size.
It was clear the people had made their choice. Finally
someone had heard their voice, Big Dun. The Left rigged
(01:58):
the race for Hillary. They chose to ignore her criminality.
Her election seemed to be a done deal, but someone
made that piggy squeal.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Big Don, Big Don, Big Done, Big bad Don, Big Dun.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Turns out that Tuesday in November will be one the
left we'll always remember. Their socialist plans were soundly slapped
down by a real American they thought was a clown
named Don. They tried everything to overturn the election, even
blamed the Russians by deflection. They winded, cried, and marched
(02:43):
in the street, and that made the win even more
sweet for big.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Dog, big Dun, Big Don, Big bad Don, Big Don.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
He moved to dcum and all the drama and to
right the wrongs of Barack Obama. Then he said the
words the left still finds out. I'll defend the Constitution,
So help me, God, Big.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Don, Big Done, Big done, Big bad Don, Big Done.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Big done, big done, big done.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
All right.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Of course I'm twenty sixteen there, so it was the
most requested for. Add up the years man they were
working on nine. Now that's crazy. Ah yah. We got
that copy of James Gregory's autobiography up for grabs right
now and beating the Blonde one eight hundred Big Show,
As she told free Line, we'll get a contestant play
next good Tuesday morning, January the fourteenth, twenty twenty five.
(04:30):
Our future track from the Big Show. Bit box a playhouse.
Take me out to the ballgame. Keyword ballgame in the
bit box at the Big Show dot com click out
on their contest. But you can't get there, we'll call you.
Tell me you want to blame, make that happen to
you beat them blind. That's lead on contested Out of
(04:50):
Hot Springs, Arkansas Gym. Hey, good morning, Jim, Jim, what's why? Body? Welcome?
Ah Jim? You know, going too asked, hatter some questions
you agree or disagree? Get two bales for two buzzers
you and James Gregory's autobiography. First one we're giving away
here on the Big Show right here, man, Okay, then
(05:14):
all right, all right, tayter. Okay, if a man likes
full busted women, psychiatrists say he's likely to be ambitious.
What can they tell about him if he goes for
long legged women, Well.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
That he's ambitious and.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
Tall and oh.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
What about them get away sticks? That's right.
Speaker 7 (05:44):
I would say that he is also.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
Generous.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
He's generous if he likes long legged woman. Jim, agree
or disagree? We got disagree? Was a lot out there
he could be and that was I mean, I'm sorry
that was the.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
Thing to do.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's not right. He's very shy.
He's very shy. That don't make sense.
Speaker 7 (06:11):
It doesn't make sense.
Speaker 8 (06:12):
Bad who can argue with the psychiatrist?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
And there is a bell for you, Jim or not?
Speaker 6 (06:21):
All right?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Here we go there. So Marcy, can being rejected by
someone you love give you a nose bleed?
Speaker 8 (06:29):
Why do you think I hit him?
Speaker 5 (06:34):
No? No, rejection will not give you a nose bleed.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
It will not give you a nosebleed. Jim, you agree
or disagree, I'm gonna have to agree. You agree, No,
you cannot get a nosebleed by being rejected by someone. Yes,
you dim, Yes, it says strong emotions can raise your
(07:00):
blood pressure and that can cause a nosebleed.
Speaker 8 (07:04):
Fool yourself.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
I know.
Speaker 9 (07:11):
I've never been rejected.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Let's sell you wouldn't know the feeling. Boy, Yeah, boy, Well,
here we go. I'm gonna win it or lose it
right here. And this is a true or false question.
True or false. A group of terrorists recently abducted the
ninety one year old grandfather of Guatemala's defense minister, and
the man at a ransom of eight cans of soup,
(07:35):
a shower cap, and twenty four bars of soap.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
They saw this story. Sadly, Guatemala was unable to meet
those demands'n't.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Got money problems? Wow? True or false? Did that actually happense?
Speaker 8 (07:55):
False?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
That is false? False? Jim, agree or disagree?
Speaker 9 (08:00):
I've one hundred percent fault.
Speaker 6 (08:02):
I agree with the ladies.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
But y'all, several news services did pick up the story
as true, and it actually originated from the saptire internet
site the Onions, of course.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
And now Guatemala has so much soap they don't know
what to.
Speaker 9 (08:28):
Do with it.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
And Jim, you got that hardcover edition of James autobiography, buddy,
We'll get it to you in Hot Springs. Thank you sir,
Thank you got it, buddy. We're gonna jump out catch
jump on your news right on on the side. Our
time caps with us January to fourteenth, chuse the morning
(08:54):
last coming up.
Speaker 10 (09:24):
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Speaker 12 (09:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (09:49):
Me and men cavemen all.
Speaker 11 (09:51):
I had everybody making the whole whole professions out of
the difference between men and women, all them stupid.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
Books and lectures, comedia.
Speaker 11 (10:00):
I guess it can be fun, But I tell you, Rob,
I listen to you now. I'm kind of with you
on that caveman deal. Because if my whole life consists
of how that I can better get along with my wife,
take a club and beat me with it. Now, I'm
gonna break it down for you, women and me, and
this is going to be a service to you as well.
I got twenty five things women that we men want
(10:24):
you to know.
Speaker 6 (10:25):
Learn these just twenty five things.
Speaker 11 (10:28):
And you'll understand us. Everything will be all right. We
can live happily ever after okay, fright. Number one, learn
to work the toilet seat. If it's up, don't come
tell us about it. Put it down yourself.
Speaker 6 (10:43):
Number two. Don't cut your hair ever. Number three. Don't
make us guess.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
We hate that.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
Number four.
Speaker 11 (10:53):
If you ask a question, you don't want an answer
to expect an answer you don't want to hear.
Speaker 6 (10:59):
Number five. Sometimes we're not thinking about you. You must
learn to live with it. Number six we're never thinking
about Quote the relationships. Number seven. Get rid of your cat. No,
it's not different, it's just like every other cat. Number eight.
(11:22):
Dogs are better than any cats. Period Number nine. Sunday
equal sports.
Speaker 12 (11:28):
Number ten.
Speaker 6 (11:30):
Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time. Number eleven.
Anything you wear is fine really.
Speaker 11 (11:39):
Number twelve you have enough clothes. Number thirteen you have
too many shoes. Number fourteen. Crying is blackmail. Use it
if you must, but don't expect.
Speaker 6 (11:50):
Us to like it.
Speaker 11 (11:52):
Number fifteen. Your brother is an idiot. Number sixteen, Ask what,
ask for what? Number sixteen. Number six this is for
what You won't subtle hints don't work. Number seventeen.
Speaker 6 (12:08):
No, we don't know what day it is.
Speaker 11 (12:10):
We never will mark anniversaries. Number eighteen, Share the bathroom.
Number eighteen, Share the closet. Number twenty Yes and no
are perfectly acceptable answers. Number twenty one. A headache that
lasts for seventeen months is a problem.
Speaker 6 (12:30):
See a doctor. Number twenty two. Nothing says I love
you like sex in the morning.
Speaker 11 (12:37):
Number twenty three. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
Number twenty four, check your all and number twenty five.
Don't give us fifty rules when twenty five will do
John BOYD.
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Did that do it?
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Yeah?
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Bye, John Boy, minnicky, I have a nice day, John
Boy and Billy. A woman fixing a car that's like
a pig trying to read.
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Listen, Good morning. It's a big showing the radio, willing
to your Tuesday, about twenty minutes away from all things
college sports. And they say not working a big guespn
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our bud Mark Packer's son of better Packer and make
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Speaker 14 (14:01):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Goodbye
to Rufous. As our story opens Myrtle Sheehan enters the
cafeteria at Brushywood Acres Retirement Villages and notices a friend
in distress.
Speaker 15 (14:19):
Oh oh Lord, why, why, Lord? How could you let
this happen? What in the world am I gonna do?
Speaker 16 (14:30):
Missy Clump? Are you all right?
Speaker 7 (14:33):
I'm crying for no reason, Murdy, A stupid old bag.
Speaker 6 (14:37):
No, I ain't all right.
Speaker 7 (14:39):
By Rufous and gone.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
You're womb my Rufous.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
You want me to college.
Speaker 7 (14:46):
Dentist, not my toofishient, dumb.
Speaker 17 (14:50):
Rufus, Rufus Crawford, my boyfriend from Rome two old four.
Speaker 7 (14:57):
One of the doctors come in and found him dead
this morning.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Murdle.
Speaker 7 (15:01):
What in the world am I gonna do?
Speaker 12 (15:03):
Oh?
Speaker 16 (15:04):
Bless your heart? What happened?
Speaker 7 (15:07):
Doctor says? His heart just give out sometime in the
middle of the night.
Speaker 16 (15:11):
Oh so sorry for your loss.
Speaker 7 (15:15):
You know I was with Rufus just last evening. We
had us a time too.
Speaker 17 (15:22):
I bet he didn't go back to here room till
persinly eight o'clock. And now he's yawned forever.
Speaker 6 (15:34):
Murdle, What in the water?
Speaker 7 (15:36):
I going out to my rope.
Speaker 16 (15:39):
He's trying to think about the happy times you two
had together.
Speaker 7 (15:43):
I was just doing that a moment ago. If you
turn up your heir and age, you deaf old back.
I'm a we sure had us.
Speaker 17 (15:49):
Oh Lord, why couldn't somebody here that had their full
faculty to find me?
Speaker 7 (15:56):
Try to read my lip? We sure had us. Sometimes
two r.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
A five row man.
Speaker 17 (16:05):
He's gonna get a little freaky too, like a cross
between I said, Davids and Billy d William whoa old Rufus?
He know how to treat a woman shaty eight years old,
right in the prime of his life. Now he's gone,
all murder, What in the water am I gonna do?
Speaker 16 (16:28):
You're gonna get through it one day at a time, sweetie,
That's what we all do. Listen, they're gonna play bingo
in a few minutes. Truck me to get to you
a car.
Speaker 7 (16:37):
No, no, darling, I don't think I'm up to it.
I just can't believe old Rufus is gone.
Speaker 6 (16:45):
He's gone.
Speaker 7 (16:48):
I don't murder. What in the water I gotta do?
Speaker 16 (16:52):
Honey, Sometimes the only things don't make the hurt away.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
It is time.
Speaker 16 (16:57):
I know you might have said right now, but just
hang in there. In a few weeks, I bet you'll
meet somebody named somebody gonna make you just as happy
as rufush.
Speaker 7 (17:07):
Well, hell I know that, but myrtle, what no world
am I gonna do tonight?
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We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
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I'm at twenty four hours to let all it love
and build up and build up and whoap somebody head off.
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You'll then again next time we're here.
Speaker 14 (17:31):
They crusty old lady selling bingo cards say, hey, big man,
let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 7 (17:37):
What time you get off work? Old fella?
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Good morning?
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You got the Big show on the radio. More chances
for you to win coming up after your news weather sports.
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By this is span. Youre the arts in all today?
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Hey me langerfjord Norway after around to kick the Wolverine.
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And listening to the Big Show with John Boy and Biley.
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There's a bond in this one.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Good morningis abeg shown the radio Man is another Christmas
classic our listeners remembered and we didn't. So you're just
not gonna let go of this whole Christmas eye parody
thing until the decorations were actually down at your own house,
at my house. That's right, all right with doot. Maybe
you know with that blizzard that we had, you know,
(19:12):
a couple of days ago, so this maybe the first
year that we see the Easter bunny with a Santa hat.
I said, y'all make just snow at my house. And
I turned around showed her Christmas treas and oh, we
told them, why well, dating Christmas decorations down when it snows,
and that snowed for three years. But did y'all say what?
(19:36):
She texts back to me, great, get to it, said,
I had to put back out. No, it's got a stick.
It's got a stick. Well, anyway, with that in mind,
let's get back.
Speaker 14 (19:50):
To it, and now back to the MSNBC completely secular,
non holiday holiday special.
Speaker 12 (19:56):
How the Trump stold Christmas.
Speaker 18 (20:01):
You're mean one, mister Trump, when you go on the attack,
and according to the polling, you're the lead dog in
the pack. Mister tu you're the top banana. And that's
(20:23):
really wad. You're quite goofy, mister Trump, and your fall
of goofy plans. You say you're build a giant wall
to keep out Mexicans.
Speaker 12 (20:44):
Mister dog, no wonder.
Speaker 18 (20:48):
You're the king of Facebook with ten million fans. You're
a cowboy, mister Trump. You're politically incorrect when you lead
with your opinions. There are no facts to be checked,
mister Trump.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Nor hair is like a ruman onion than out back.
Speaker 12 (21:14):
Steakhouse, and what the had? You're a shock chuck, mister Trump.
Speaker 18 (21:37):
You're crazy like a fox, and you change your wives
more often than most people change their socks. Mister Trump,
your political opinions are louder than a bear of on
Orange Cross. You're inexperienced, mister Trump. When it comes to
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God and men, it's not clear you have the resume
to be the president's mister trum. Given the unpopularity of
Hillary Clinton, even among some hardcore Democrats, your status as
the oh no not that good candidates should make her
see you as heaven sad you're allowed one, mister Trump.
(22:43):
You're the human and son move. You suck every breath
of oxygens on each at every room.
Speaker 12 (22:52):
Mister Trump.
Speaker 18 (22:55):
The three words that best described you are as follows
and our quote big mouth.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Good, good morning, big shows on the radio coming up.
We play worthy word for one hundred and twenty dollars
worth of bullshot cleaning products made in the USA. Hang
over there right now, all things college sports. We got
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our man mark packer from the ACC network in the
big ESPN. Good morning, pack.
Speaker 9 (23:31):
Good morning, john Boy. I don't know about you, but
Winter plast twenty five has really set me back, Johnny.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
I want to make it through the blizzard back.
Speaker 9 (23:42):
Johnny, Johnny, one seventieth of an inch, one seventieth of
an inch, and we bought enough milk and eggs and
bread from every Harris Teeter publics Pickley, Wickley, I'm gonna
eat French toast months four months.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Oh good man. I'm glad you're all supplied for that
next winter blast that could happen anytime in Charlotte.
Speaker 9 (24:09):
It is a It is a Charlotte tradition, Johnny. If
a snowflake, a snowflake is spotted within two hundred miles
of our city, every egg, milk, bread, it's gone. So again,
I'm having French toasts for the next four months. So
survived and glad, glad that we got through it. Now
(24:32):
with that said, Johnny, next Monday, the college football Championship
is going to be determined between Notre Dame and Ohio State.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
How about that?
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Nowhere? Where is that gonna be? I'm sorry, pack, where
is that gonna be played? Any chance? We said? Snowflakes?
Speaker 9 (24:48):
Oh yeah, it's gonna be in Atlanta, the home of
the frozen Tundra, Atlanta, Georgia.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Well if it snows in Atlanta, we always get it
in Charlotte.
Speaker 12 (24:57):
We know that.
Speaker 9 (24:58):
Oh yeah, well listen, my daughter lives in Atlanta. They
got like five or six inches, she called. Her dog
was out running around in it.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
So what did we do?
Speaker 9 (25:06):
We went to publics, went to Harristare we go.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Again foe?
Speaker 9 (25:12):
Yeah, we got French stoe. So you got the Notre
Dame Ohio State next Monday night, Johnny, Notre Dame has
it won with all since eighty eight. Ohio State won
it in twenty fourteen. It was the first year the
college football playoffs. Notre Dame has not beaten Ohio State
since nineteen thirty six.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
Wow, like that.
Speaker 9 (25:31):
Now, listen if the Irish window Johnny Marcus Freeman's their
head coach. He just turned thirty nine, thirty eight years old.
She's still in his thirties. The last time a coach
was in his thirties when they won the national title
was Danny Ford from Clemson in nineteen You want that
about the old danny Ford to Tiger that's back my
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freshman year for crying out loud. So Notre Dame is
a nine and a half point underdog, and the college
football Playoff era, there's only been one team to win
a college football Playoff game as an underdog of at
least eight points and that was Ohio State in year
one when they beat Alabama and Nick Saban. So that's
how far back. No SEC team in the championship game
(26:15):
for the second year in a row. You got everybody
in Southern Fride football Dame and going, hey man, what's
wrong with the SEC. Ain't nothing wrong with the SEC.
It gonna be back. Don't worry about the SE. They're
gonna be okay and give us the big ten. You
tip their hat to them. They kicked the SEC's rear in.
They kicked everybody's but so we'll see what happens next
Monday night. So that's the deal. It's Notre Dame, its
Ohio State in Atlanta. It's kind of weird. You know,
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three years ago we had Bama and Georgia playing up
in Indianapolis, and now they kind of flipped the scripts.
We got all these Midwestern boys come down in the
South to play. It's kind of goofy out. That's worked out.
That's exactly what we got. And then on top of that, Johnny,
not only you got the football for next week, but
you got hoops. And let me tell you some Cooper Flag,
the freshman from Duke went for forty two on Saturday.
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You said, an all time ACC freshman record. You even
had women's basketball, which was drunk over the weekend. Pitt
who had not won a game in the ACC all year.
They're down thirty stinking two thirty two at home, They're
down forty six to fourteen to SMU. They come back
and they won the game, Johnny, by double digits. How
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about that They outscored SMU twenty eighth to nothing in
the third quarter and then blew them out in the
fourth quarter. And it's like unbelievable. So you had all
that crazy stuff going on, But listen, for everybody, it's like, man,
I can't wait till money packed. We have some hoops
to keep an eye on. You do tonight in the
SEC you got three gate great games Mississippi State's at Auburn, Ole,
(27:44):
miss Is at Bama, A and M's and Kentucky. All
those teams are ranked. They're really really good. Tomorrow in
the Big twelve, you got Kansas at Iowa State, West
Virginia and Houston. That'd be great. Saturday, the Big ten
gives you for doing Oregon. They're both in the top
twenty five. Iowa States in West Virginia. Then you got
Bama Kentucky on Misssissippi State. Sunday you got Illinois Michigan State.
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So if you love college hoops, it's a great week.
You're ready for the college football Championship. It's next Monday,
and man for everybody in the Southeast, enjoy your French toast.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
That said by good stuff, my boy, you have a
great rest of your week. We'll catch up next week.
See who our national champion is.
Speaker 9 (28:22):
You got a jon boy, you have a good one
O ride my boy.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Well, let's play worthy word one eight hundred Big Show.
You told free Line. We'll get a couple of contestants
and play next good Tuesday morning, January they were the
(29:00):
fourteenth got to Big Show on the radio feature traging
to make sure Big Box and playhouse.
Speaker 6 (29:05):
Take me out to the ball game.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Be went the ball game. While you're there clicking on
their contest. But you can't get new we'll call you
right now.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
I had to have everybody's head.
Speaker 7 (29:16):
I buy the bat.
Speaker 11 (29:17):
I'm the word word.
Speaker 7 (29:19):
Don't word anywhere.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Lets meet the contestants. We got Jacob from Lexington, Tennessee.
Good morning, Jacob, Good morning, Hey, Mardy. And we got
Stephen from Jackson, Tennessee. Good morning, Steven, good morning. Now
all right, boys, welcome Stephen. There's Jacob boy over in Lexington. Stephen,
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your volunteer boys.
Speaker 18 (29:42):
Here right here, too far apart, dude.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Then will Stephen and Tater be on one side? All right,
Me and Jacob we'll go for the first thirty seconds.
See what we can put on the board. Jacob, are
you ready? Yes, all right, so start the clock. Now,
be cover with that knife. You will blank yourself.
Speaker 9 (30:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 19 (30:09):
Uh huh rhymes with it. I got a big beer,
rhymes with it. A cashw is a uh huh rhymes
with it. Order from pizza, hu rhymes with it. Don't
get in a wagon, Yeah, rhymes with it. On the
green and golf you.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Uh huh rhymes with it. A mixed dog is a
That's what I'm talking about that, Jacob. Let me turn
around and see how many we got seven on the boards?
Wake up Danner's you turn there, bab.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
I think I'm just.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
As much time to suck. You're I just have a beer, Steve. Yeah,
you're still rhyming. Okay, okay, see what you can do?
Are still rhyming? Stephen? Ready?
Speaker 7 (31:11):
Go all right?
Speaker 12 (31:12):
This is what you sit on your.
Speaker 5 (31:15):
Yep rhymes with it? When you close the door, you
blank blank yep? Uh you you blank your stuff? You
think you're cool at rhymes with it? You think blank?
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You walk with this Bob Singer song?
Speaker 5 (31:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, we're not rhyming. This is you
have wood blank in your house, it's on your walls. No,
it's it's like the decoration. Yes, you wear a football
blank on your head.
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Yeah, that was seven.
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Easy. You put a five on the board to keep
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Starting to clock. Now every year you get a shot,
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Damn all right?
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Jacob Right, you didn't make eye contact with him, but
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He was very close to your face.
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If you were yes.
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Five on the seven a total of twelve for Jacob?
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if you will do a seven like me and Jacob did,
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who's at the front blank?
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You uh, A lion makes this noise? It rhymes with it?
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You flip the page? What is the blank of the game?
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Rhymes with it? Name of the game.
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No, what's the final blank of the game? Someone has
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when you fought in the war. Yes, you you worked
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Speaker 17 (33:40):
Is this four?
Speaker 8 (33:42):
Yes you are the number after three.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Five again, that's a ten. Jacob wins. Yeah, Stephen Taylor
was a good game. That and Stephen you can try
again anytime. Body appreciate you playing man.
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All right, appreciate y'all go.
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That's what notices, Jacob.
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Look at you.
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Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Take
Me Out to the ball Game. As our story opens,
Carl Childers is sitting before doctor Marcy Arnsberger and the
Millsburg Psychiatric Hospital Review Board.
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Carl, I want to thank you for coming in today.
You know why you're here, don't you?
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Are you from Bosom? Yes, we're having our picture taking
for the fall collage.
Speaker 8 (38:08):
No, no, no, that's next week.
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Yes, ma'am.
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And this must be about mister Perkins being in hot
water for something or other.
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That's right, Carl, Can you tell me what happened last
weekend yet, ma'am?
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Mister Perkins from a nervous hospital airm. He thought he'd
carry a bunch of us out to the ball game.
He worked out a little code, I guess you'd call it,
so he could sort of talk to all of us
at one time.
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What sort of code did he come up with?
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Carl?
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It was pretty easy. I reckon.
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When he wanted all of us to come along with him,
he'd say, go nuts. We follow right after him. When
he wanted us to stop, he'd holler, stop nuts.
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Well, I think I think that's offensive. That seems rather
politically incorrect if you ask me, didn't it bother you
that he called you nuts?
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No, ma'am, we ain't exactly spending time in a nervous
hospital for the food.
Speaker 8 (39:09):
Okay, point taken? Well, what happened next?
Speaker 13 (39:12):
I needed a pretty good game, all right? Or for
the fellas that couldn't tell the difference. Mister Perkins had
let us know when to cheer and what not.
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Really, Yes, I'm.
Speaker 13 (39:22):
When our team was a winning he'd say, cheer nuts.
We'd all whoop and holler and make all kinds of noise.
When our team went a falling behind, he'd say, boo nuts.
We'd all really give him.
Speaker 4 (39:35):
Fellas what for?
Speaker 8 (39:36):
Well, it sounds like you had a lovely time.
Speaker 4 (39:39):
Yes, ma'am. I had French fried for tighters.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Yes, I see.
Speaker 8 (39:45):
But but something else happened at the game, didn't it.
Speaker 4 (39:48):
Yes, ma'am, I had me a sodipop too.
Speaker 8 (39:52):
No, Carl, something else, something that shouldn't have happened something unpleasant.
Speaker 4 (39:58):
Yes'm I reckon, I know what you're talking about, but
we were just doing what we was told.
Speaker 8 (40:04):
Well, Carl, without going into graphic detail, do you think
you could tell the review board what happened?
Speaker 13 (40:10):
I remember most of it seemed like mister Perkins got
a hankering for a hot dog. They got up, wandered
off to the hot dog fella Summers and said stay nuts, well, ma'am,
are they just fine and dandy?
Speaker 4 (40:25):
Till that fella in the striped vest showed up.
Speaker 8 (40:28):
What did the man in the stripe best do?
Speaker 18 (40:30):
Well?
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He stood right there in front of us and started yelling,
pea nuts, pea nuts.
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all right, all right, tayter. Okay, if a man likes
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What can they tell about him if he goes for
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Speaker 5 (05:32):
That he's ambitious and.
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Tall and oh.
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What about them get away sticks? That's right.
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I would say that he is also.
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It doesn't make sense.
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Bad who can argue with the psychiatrist?
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And there is a bell for you, Jim or not?
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All right?
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Here we go there. So Marcy, can being rejected by
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Why do you think I hit him?
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No? No, rejection will not give you a nose bleed.
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It will not give you a nosebleed. Jim, you agree
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you cannot get a nosebleed by being rejected by someone. Yes,
you dim, Yes, it says strong emotions can raise your
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blood pressure and that can cause a nosebleed.
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Fool yourself.
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I know.
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I've never been rejected.
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True or false. A group of terrorists recently abducted the
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the man at a ransom of eight cans of soup,
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a shower cap, and twenty four bars of soap.
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They saw this story. Sadly, Guatemala was unable to meet
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Got money problems? Wow? True or false? Did that actually happense?
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False?
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That is false? False? Jim, agree or disagree?
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I've one hundred percent fault.
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I agree with the ladies.
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But y'all, several news services did pick up the story
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And now Guatemala has so much soap they don't know
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Do with it.
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Me and men cavemen all.
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Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Goodbye
to Rufous. As our story opens Myrtle Sheehan enters the
cafeteria at Brushywood Acres Retirement Villages and notices a friend
in distress.
Speaker 15 (14:19):
Oh oh Lord, why, why, Lord? How could you let
this happen? What in the world am I gonna do?
Speaker 16 (14:30):
Missy Clump? Are you all right?
Speaker 7 (14:33):
I'm crying for no reason, Murdy, A stupid old bag.
Speaker 6 (14:37):
No, I ain't all right.
Speaker 7 (14:39):
By Rufous and gone.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
You're womb my Rufous.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
You want me to college.
Speaker 7 (14:46):
Dentist, not my toofishient, dumb.
Speaker 17 (14:50):
Rufus, Rufus Crawford, my boyfriend from Rome two old four.
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One of the doctors come in and found him dead
this morning.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Murdle.
Speaker 7 (15:01):
What in the world am I gonna do?
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Oh?
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Bless your heart? What happened?
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Doctor says? His heart just give out sometime in the
middle of the night.
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Oh so sorry for your loss.
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You know I was with Rufus just last evening. We
had us a time too.
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I bet he didn't go back to here room till
persinly eight o'clock. And now he's yawned forever.
Speaker 6 (15:34):
Murdle, What in the water?
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I going out to my rope.
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He's trying to think about the happy times you two
had together.
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I was just doing that a moment ago. If you
turn up your heir and age, you deaf old back.
I'm a we sure had us.
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Oh Lord, why couldn't somebody here that had their full
faculty to find me?
Speaker 7 (15:56):
Try to read my lip? We sure had us. Sometimes
two r.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
A five row man.
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He's gonna get a little freaky too, like a cross
between I said, Davids and Billy d William whoa old Rufus?
He know how to treat a woman shaty eight years old,
right in the prime of his life. Now he's gone,
all murder, What in the water am I gonna do?
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You're gonna get through it one day at a time, sweetie,
That's what we all do. Listen, they're gonna play bingo
in a few minutes. Truck me to get to you
a car.
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No, no, darling, I don't think I'm up to it.
I just can't believe old Rufus is gone.
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He's gone.
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I don't murder. What in the water I gotta do?
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Honey, Sometimes the only things don't make the hurt away.
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It is time.
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I know you might have said right now, but just
hang in there. In a few weeks, I bet you'll
meet somebody named somebody gonna make you just as happy
as rufush.
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Well, hell I know that, but myrtle, what no world
am I gonna do tonight?
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What time you get off work? Old fella?
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at my house. That's right, all right with doot. Maybe
you know with that blizzard that we had, you know,
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a couple of days ago, so this maybe the first
year that we see the Easter bunny with a Santa hat.
I said, y'all make just snow at my house. And
I turned around showed her Christmas treas and oh, we
told them, why well, dating Christmas decorations down when it snows,
and that snowed for three years. But did y'all say what?
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She texts back to me, great, get to it, said,
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How the Trump stold Christmas.
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of goofy plans. You say you're build a giant wall
to keep out Mexicans.
Speaker 12 (20:44):
Mister dog, no wonder.
Speaker 18 (20:48):
You're the king of Facebook with ten million fans. You're
a cowboy, mister Trump. You're politically incorrect when you lead
with your opinions. There are no facts to be checked,
mister Trump.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
Nor hair is like a ruman onion than out back.
Speaker 12 (21:14):
Steakhouse, and what the had? You're a shock chuck, mister Trump.
Speaker 18 (21:37):
You're crazy like a fox, and you change your wives
more often than most people change their socks. Mister Trump,
your political opinions are louder than a bear of on
Orange Cross. You're inexperienced, mister Trump. When it comes to
(22:06):
God and men, it's not clear you have the resume
to be the president's mister trum. Given the unpopularity of
Hillary Clinton, even among some hardcore Democrats, your status as
the oh no not that good candidates should make her
see you as heaven sad you're allowed one, mister Trump.
(22:43):
You're the human and son move. You suck every breath
of oxygens on each at every room.
Speaker 12 (22:52):
Mister Trump.
Speaker 18 (22:55):
The three words that best described you are as follows
and our quote big mouth.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Good, good morning, big shows on the radio coming up.
We play worthy word for one hundred and twenty dollars
worth of bullshot cleaning products made in the USA. Hang
over there right now, all things college sports. We got
(23:25):
our man mark packer from the ACC network in the
big ESPN. Good morning, pack.
Speaker 9 (23:31):
Good morning, john Boy. I don't know about you, but
Winter plast twenty five has really set me back, Johnny.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
I want to make it through the blizzard back.
Speaker 9 (23:42):
Johnny, Johnny, one seventieth of an inch, one seventieth of
an inch, and we bought enough milk and eggs and
bread from every Harris Teeter publics Pickley, Wickley, I'm gonna
eat French toast months four months.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Oh good man. I'm glad you're all supplied for that
next winter blast that could happen anytime in Charlotte.
Speaker 9 (24:09):
It is a It is a Charlotte tradition, Johnny. If
a snowflake, a snowflake is spotted within two hundred miles
of our city, every egg, milk, bread, it's gone. So again,
I'm having French toasts for the next four months. So
survived and glad, glad that we got through it. Now
(24:32):
with that said, Johnny, next Monday, the college football Championship
is going to be determined between Notre Dame and Ohio State.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
How about that?
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Nowhere? Where is that gonna be? I'm sorry, pack, where
is that gonna be played? Any chance? We said? Snowflakes?
Speaker 9 (24:48):
Oh yeah, it's gonna be in Atlanta, the home of
the frozen Tundra, Atlanta, Georgia.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Well if it snows in Atlanta, we always get it
in Charlotte.
Speaker 12 (24:57):
We know that.
Speaker 9 (24:58):
Oh yeah, well listen, my daughter lives in Atlanta. They
got like five or six inches, she called. Her dog
was out running around in it.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
So what did we do?
Speaker 9 (25:06):
We went to publics, went to Harristare we go.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Again foe?
Speaker 9 (25:12):
Yeah, we got French stoe. So you got the Notre
Dame Ohio State next Monday night, Johnny, Notre Dame has
it won with all since eighty eight. Ohio State won
it in twenty fourteen. It was the first year the
college football playoffs. Notre Dame has not beaten Ohio State
since nineteen thirty six.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
Wow, like that.
Speaker 9 (25:31):
Now, listen if the Irish window Johnny Marcus Freeman's their
head coach. He just turned thirty nine, thirty eight years old.
She's still in his thirties. The last time a coach
was in his thirties when they won the national title
was Danny Ford from Clemson in nineteen You want that
about the old danny Ford to Tiger that's back my
(25:52):
freshman year for crying out loud. So Notre Dame is
a nine and a half point underdog, and the college
football Playoff era, there's only been one team to win
a college football Playoff game as an underdog of at
least eight points and that was Ohio State in year
one when they beat Alabama and Nick Saban. So that's
how far back. No SEC team in the championship game
(26:15):
for the second year in a row. You got everybody
in Southern Fride football Dame and going, hey man, what's
wrong with the SEC. Ain't nothing wrong with the SEC.
It gonna be back. Don't worry about the SE. They're
gonna be okay and give us the big ten. You
tip their hat to them. They kicked the SEC's rear in.
They kicked everybody's but so we'll see what happens next
Monday night. So that's the deal. It's Notre Dame, its
Ohio State in Atlanta. It's kind of weird. You know,
(26:38):
three years ago we had Bama and Georgia playing up
in Indianapolis, and now they kind of flipped the scripts.
We got all these Midwestern boys come down in the
South to play. It's kind of goofy out. That's worked out.
That's exactly what we got. And then on top of that, Johnny,
not only you got the football for next week, but
you got hoops. And let me tell you some Cooper Flag,
the freshman from Duke went for forty two on Saturday.
(27:01):
You said, an all time ACC freshman record. You even
had women's basketball, which was drunk over the weekend. Pitt
who had not won a game in the ACC all year.
They're down thirty stinking two thirty two at home, They're
down forty six to fourteen to SMU. They come back
and they won the game, Johnny, by double digits. How
(27:23):
about that They outscored SMU twenty eighth to nothing in
the third quarter and then blew them out in the
fourth quarter. And it's like unbelievable. So you had all
that crazy stuff going on, But listen, for everybody, it's like, man,
I can't wait till money packed. We have some hoops
to keep an eye on. You do tonight in the
SEC you got three gate great games Mississippi State's at Auburn, Ole,
(27:44):
miss Is at Bama, A and M's and Kentucky. All
those teams are ranked. They're really really good. Tomorrow in
the Big twelve, you got Kansas at Iowa State, West
Virginia and Houston. That'd be great. Saturday, the Big ten
gives you for doing Oregon. They're both in the top
twenty five. Iowa States in West Virginia. Then you got
Bama Kentucky on Misssissippi State. Sunday you got Illinois Michigan State.
(28:04):
So if you love college hoops, it's a great week.
You're ready for the college football Championship. It's next Monday,
and man for everybody in the Southeast, enjoy your French toast.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
That said by good stuff, my boy, you have a
great rest of your week. We'll catch up next week.
See who our national champion is.
Speaker 9 (28:22):
You got a jon boy, you have a good one
O ride my boy.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Well, let's play worthy word one eight hundred Big Show.
You told free Line. We'll get a couple of contestants
and play next good Tuesday morning, January they were the
(29:00):
fourteenth got to Big Show on the radio feature traging
to make sure Big Box and playhouse.
Speaker 6 (29:05):
Take me out to the ball game.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Be went the ball game. While you're there clicking on
their contest. But you can't get new we'll call you
right now.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
I had to have everybody's head.
Speaker 7 (29:16):
I buy the bat.
Speaker 11 (29:17):
I'm the word word.
Speaker 7 (29:19):
Don't word anywhere.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Lets meet the contestants. We got Jacob from Lexington, Tennessee.
Good morning, Jacob, Good morning, Hey, Mardy. And we got
Stephen from Jackson, Tennessee. Good morning, Steven, good morning. Now
all right, boys, welcome Stephen. There's Jacob boy over in Lexington. Stephen,
(29:40):
your volunteer boys.
Speaker 18 (29:42):
Here right here, too far apart, dude.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Then will Stephen and Tater be on one side? All right,
Me and Jacob we'll go for the first thirty seconds.
See what we can put on the board. Jacob, are
you ready? Yes, all right, so start the clock. Now,
be cover with that knife. You will blank yourself.
Speaker 9 (30:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 19 (30:09):
Uh huh rhymes with it. I got a big beer,
rhymes with it. A cashw is a uh huh rhymes
with it. Order from pizza, hu rhymes with it. Don't
get in a wagon, Yeah, rhymes with it. On the
green and golf you.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Uh huh rhymes with it. A mixed dog is a
That's what I'm talking about that, Jacob. Let me turn
around and see how many we got seven on the boards?
Wake up Danner's you turn there, bab.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
I think I'm just.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
As much time to suck. You're I just have a beer, Steve. Yeah,
you're still rhyming. Okay, okay, see what you can do?
Are still rhyming? Stephen? Ready?
Speaker 7 (31:11):
Go all right?
Speaker 12 (31:12):
This is what you sit on your.
Speaker 5 (31:15):
Yep rhymes with it? When you close the door, you
blank blank yep? Uh you you blank your stuff? You
think you're cool at rhymes with it? You think blank?
Speaker 1 (31:27):
You walk with this Bob Singer song?
Speaker 5 (31:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, we're not rhyming. This is you
have wood blank in your house, it's on your walls. No,
it's it's like the decoration. Yes, you wear a football
blank on your head.
Speaker 7 (31:43):
Yeah, that was seven.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Easy. You put a five on the board to keep
it within all right? Did seven to five? Let's get
in around to Jacob. Are you ready? Yes? All right?
Starting to clock. Now every year you get a shot,
so you won't get the yeah, uh huh, I can't
see the blank for the trees, A whole bunch of
(32:07):
trees is the sherewood what Robin hoods lived sherewood? Yeah,
all right, when you go to prison, and that is
a type of this, like you are, you did wrong,
you deserve this? Yes, uh huh. A blank saved is
a blank earned? Any Yeah, you put carpet down on the.
Speaker 4 (32:32):
Damn all right?
Speaker 6 (32:33):
I got down on the buzzer.
Speaker 8 (32:34):
Jacob Right, you didn't make eye contact with him, but
he was staring at him.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
He was very close to your face.
Speaker 7 (32:42):
If you were yes.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Five on the seven a total of twelve for Jacob?
All right, Steven and Tatter, what y'all need five? And
if you will do a seven like me and Jacob did,
you will tie in force over time. I would go
for think of me easy ones like you did here,
I might.
Speaker 5 (33:04):
Said Stephen and Taylor brand new word and go knock knock,
who's at the front blank?
Speaker 1 (33:12):
You uh, A lion makes this noise? It rhymes with it?
Speaker 8 (33:17):
You flip the page? What is the blank of the game?
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Rhymes with it? Name of the game.
Speaker 5 (33:22):
No, what's the final blank of the game? Someone has
to have more than the other final score? Yes, rhymes
with it. The Gulf blank, we went the Vietnam blank era. No,
when you fought in the war. Yes, you you worked
out your body?
Speaker 17 (33:40):
Is this four?
Speaker 8 (33:42):
Yes you are the number after three.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Five again, that's a ten. Jacob wins. Yeah, Stephen Taylor
was a good game. That and Stephen you can try
again anytime. Body appreciate you playing man.
Speaker 12 (34:04):
All right, appreciate y'all go.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
That's what notices, Jacob.
Speaker 7 (34:09):
Look at you.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
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Speaker 14 (37:32):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Take
Me Out to the ball Game. As our story opens,
Carl Childers is sitting before doctor Marcy Arnsberger and the
Millsburg Psychiatric Hospital Review Board.
Speaker 8 (37:49):
Carl, I want to thank you for coming in today.
You know why you're here, don't you?
Speaker 4 (37:54):
Are you from Bosom? Yes, we're having our picture taking
for the fall collage.
Speaker 8 (38:08):
No, no, no, that's next week.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Yes, ma'am.
Speaker 4 (38:12):
And this must be about mister Perkins being in hot
water for something or other.
Speaker 8 (38:16):
That's right, Carl, Can you tell me what happened last
weekend yet, ma'am?
Speaker 13 (38:22):
Mister Perkins from a nervous hospital airm. He thought he'd
carry a bunch of us out to the ball game.
He worked out a little code, I guess you'd call it,
so he could sort of talk to all of us
at one time.
Speaker 8 (38:34):
What sort of code did he come up with?
Speaker 18 (38:36):
Carl?
Speaker 4 (38:36):
It was pretty easy. I reckon.
Speaker 13 (38:39):
When he wanted all of us to come along with him,
he'd say, go nuts. We follow right after him. When
he wanted us to stop, he'd holler, stop nuts.
Speaker 8 (38:53):
Well, I think I think that's offensive. That seems rather
politically incorrect if you ask me, didn't it bother you
that he called you nuts?
Speaker 13 (39:02):
No, ma'am, we ain't exactly spending time in a nervous
hospital for the food.
Speaker 8 (39:09):
Okay, point taken? Well, what happened next?
Speaker 13 (39:12):
I needed a pretty good game, all right? Or for
the fellas that couldn't tell the difference. Mister Perkins had
let us know when to cheer and what not.
Speaker 4 (39:20):
Really, Yes, I'm.
Speaker 13 (39:22):
When our team was a winning he'd say, cheer nuts.
We'd all whoop and holler and make all kinds of noise.
When our team went a falling behind, he'd say, boo nuts.
We'd all really give him.
Speaker 4 (39:35):
Fellas what for?
Speaker 8 (39:36):
Well, it sounds like you had a lovely time.
Speaker 4 (39:39):
Yes, ma'am. I had French fried for tighters.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Yes, I see.
Speaker 8 (39:45):
But but something else happened at the game, didn't it.
Speaker 4 (39:48):
Yes, ma'am, I had me a sodipop too.
Speaker 8 (39:52):
No, Carl, something else, something that shouldn't have happened something unpleasant.
Speaker 4 (39:58):
Yes'm I reckon, I know what you're talking about, but
we were just doing what we was told.
Speaker 8 (40:04):
Well, Carl, without going into graphic detail, do you think
you could tell the review board what happened?
Speaker 13 (40:10):
I remember most of it seemed like mister Perkins got
a hankering for a hot dog. They got up, wandered
off to the hot dog fella Summers and said stay nuts, well, ma'am,
are they just fine and dandy?
Speaker 4 (40:25):
Till that fella in the striped vest showed up.
Speaker 8 (40:28):
What did the man in the stripe best do?
Speaker 18 (40:30):
Well?
Speaker 4 (40:31):
He stood right there in front of us and started yelling,
pea nuts, pea nuts.
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The crusty old peanut vendor at the ballpark concession stand say, hey,
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