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Speaker 1 (00:00):
A one eight hundred big show.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
You told free line, just get us a contestant that's ready,
willing and able.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
We got the blonde tied down right here. We'll do
it next me.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
You gona.
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It's a big show on the radio running through your Wednesdays.
January fifteen, when I feature track on The Big Show
bit Box, my boy is hot and Delbert Delbart's been
cat sitting search for keywords cat sitting here the Big
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like play beat the Blonde. Here is our contestant out
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of Evansville, Indiana. Say head Andrew, Andrew.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Everybody, welcome a man. You know what we're gonna do.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
We'll ask tighter some questions you agree or disagree, Get
two veils before two buzzers and you will.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
All right, let's go to Cosmopolitan magazine. According to Cosmopolitan,
what is the primary factor in determining how soon a
woman turns gray?
Speaker 5 (01:34):
It depends on how tight you squeeze her. I think
that that is determined by her family history.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
By her family history, So the squeezing the.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Things when her mom turned gray?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Would that if you squeeze him tight, I mean, like
color out of there.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
I was trying to be funny.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Was based in any but see usually junkes make you
got that one later.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Okay, keep that baby alright?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
All right, so so what was your final answer?
Speaker 6 (02:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (02:13):
Boy, what's the primary factor? Her family history?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Family history? All right?
Speaker 7 (02:22):
Andrew?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Agree or disagree?
Speaker 8 (02:25):
I'm going to go with a disagree on that one.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Disagree.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I think that is wrong because it says her heredity,
her family background, So that would be your family history.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
You think, Yeah, I had to read it out.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I want to be fair to Andrew. Let's go back
to the Suez.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
See, this is the actual answer that I'm trying to
understand that this squeezing gray hair.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
I'm sure they don't make anything up in Cosmo.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
All the there's a buzzer. I think what we ended
up with. Alright, here we go.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
What is serious?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
What is the oldest toy in the world?
Speaker 5 (03:08):
That's what you come at me with, Pamela Anderson. Who's
the oldest toy? It's the the top? You know, you
spin them the top like the top that you what
are they called something else.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
To top spin? Alright, Andrew, what do you do, buddy?
Agree or disagree.
Speaker 8 (03:36):
I'm gonna go with disagree on that one.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Disagree, Well, that was the thing to do.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yes is a stick you can do with.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
It's a cartoon, random stampy, it's long, it's.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Long, all right, Andrew, good word, there's that mail. Gonna
win it or lose it right here? On a true
or false question? Okay, true of false tainer. A study
shows that over the past twenty five years or so,
the use of the the odorant in Italy has nearly doubled.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
I finally sold another can I'm Itallian? We smell nice
and normally.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Yeah, so false. Taylor says, that's false. Andrew, agree or disagree.
Speaker 8 (04:33):
I'm gonna go ahead. Now, I'm gonna agree with that one.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
You're gonna agree with the false and it is true? Yeah,
so you take that up with Taya, Her said, Andrew,
We're gonna make it happy before we hang up on you.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
No, buddy, you hang on with Jackie.
Speaker 8 (04:52):
All right, Okay, Doky may give a shout out real quick.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Well, of course you can't.
Speaker 9 (04:57):
Go ahead.
Speaker 8 (04:59):
I want to shout out up to my friend Chris,
my friend Brad into all the first responders and the
military personnel.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
All right, Andrew just get money. Proud to have you
listening to the biction.
Speaker 8 (05:12):
This like, can I get a move?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Here we go for Andrew, Thank you. I want to
jump out, catch you up on your news.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
One more Trump song made the most request in last year.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Here's what it is up there.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
H m hmm, good morning, and that will make Sean
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the radio all ride always the first of the year.
Go back to the most requested tunes of the previous year,
and this one definitely in the top five. I think
because you know they were trying to tell y'all, man.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Trump is going to declare himself King.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
I heard that.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Look I would not sell that, man.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Sure we got a idea for a theme song. You
might want to take out a part of the hair
like a monkey. But besides that, I think you dig
it and it would go great with the Trump dance
that is now famous song.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Right is heart in a Junior Nation band.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Now.
Speaker 10 (07:03):
When he was a young man, he always thought he'd
be sitting on a throne up in Washington.
Speaker 7 (07:10):
D C.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
King Trump got a bible from his Mammy. Holy Trump.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
His hands are small and clammy boarded in New.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
York City, hair like Conway Twitty.
Speaker 10 (07:27):
Now people love to listen to his speeches. He calls
folks losers and lion sons of beaches. Things that he's
done rickles rude. Trump likes bragging about his pickle.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Boarded in New York City, hair like Conway Twitty.
Speaker 8 (07:46):
Kat Trump.
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Trump.
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He says he's smart as hell Trump.
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He danced on SNL Trump Trump a bit common sense, very.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Well trouble Troup. His truths ain't got no smell.
Speaker 10 (08:06):
I've got more ex wives than Sinatra.
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Trumble tro from from from from.
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From swimming pool.
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And his hair is perfect eating.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Not on.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
You think my head is up my rum.
Speaker 10 (08:40):
I know he's probably crazy, but I'm voting Buckin' Troup Trump.
His momentum just ain't stopping it problem even when he's
flipping flopping.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Born in New York City, Harold like Conway Twitt.
Speaker 12 (08:55):
He was born in New.
Speaker 10 (08:57):
York City and his hands are edy bitty.
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Well.
Speaker 11 (10:12):
Well, well, we're well into the new year, and all
those grand New Year's resolutions you all made for a
better and brighter you have been forgotten and cast aside
with the promise of trying again next year, just like
you always do. Unlike you bunch of sorry losers, I've
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kept every single resolution I made. It's not hard to do.
You just gotta be smart about making them. Let me
preach on it. The big mistake people make is making
their resolutions too audacious. Stuff like I'm gonna work for
world peace, or I'm gonna stop global warming, or I'm
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gonna bring back disco no offense. But don't be stupid.
You're not gonna do any of that. And then when
you don't, you're just gonna hate yourself even more than
you do. Right now, keep it simple and achievable. I'm
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gonna lose one hundred pounds this year, said every single
lying fat person. Ever, how many of them did it exactly?
Speaker 1 (11:32):
I was smart.
Speaker 11 (11:34):
I made the resolution to gain twenty pounds, and not
only did I achieve my resolution, I overshot my coverage
by ten pounds. Run tell dat, I'm gonna read more
this year. If you've got time to read, that means
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you have too much time on your hands. Go get
a damn job. As nerd, you're part of the problem.
I resolved to stop reading anything it makes me think.
Then my head hurts. I watched TV instead. We become
such a global village. I'm going to learn a second language.
(12:19):
Give me a break, Senor. All you have to do
is go on Facebook to see that most of you
dimwitz are having a hard enough time with English. The
only reason to learn a second language is because you
plan on sneaking into another country, unless, of course, that
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country is America. The only second language I'm working on
is the language of love, and of course igpay aten lay.
A lot of knuckleheads look at their life and say this,
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I have got to get out of this rut. I'm
working on three new ruts. Go this is the year
I get out of debt first. That's a sucker bet.
I've got three new credit cards and a line of
credit with some third string credit union. Who cares when
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the economy goes all the way to hell. I'll have
bought all those wonderful memories on worthless money. I just
hope they sustain me through the next great depression. I'm
gonna stop staring at other women.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
What are you one of them? Gaze.
Speaker 11 (13:41):
I'm putting extra time on my schedule to eyeball more women.
I've even gone as far as naming all the boobs
on the Weather Channel, you know the one I like, Jackie.
I'm gonna be more careful about who I associate with.
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The only way you can say this is if you're
hanging out with gangsters, meth dealers, or used car salesman,
which means you've got no sense of adventure. I'm sick
of hanging with you boring whitebread knuckleheads. I've made it
a point to make my life more interesting and start
hanging with the more questionable types. I can find tell
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the Booger branch guys, I'll call him this afternoon. All
these resolutions, they make you self critical. You really want
to be reminded on a daily basis how worthless.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
You really are.
Speaker 11 (14:39):
Not me, I've made it a point to focus on
the faults of others. Watch this, Hey, Jackie, Harry Potter
called he wants his hair cut back. See that's a
lot more fun than looking in the mirror and bursting
into tears. Well, I hope this helps more motivate your
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mouth breathes. Oh wait a second, there's one resolution I
haven't gotten to yet. Procrastinate more. I'll start that first
thing tomorrow probably.
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Crime flick with Gerard Butler and O'sha Jackson Junior. Then
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Uh no no came in fourth place. It's a Vampire
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you want to.
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All right?
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Coming out this weekend and then turned the page in
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It's about a family in a remote farmhouse attacked by
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When best friends and roommates Drew and Alyssa discover Alyssa's
boyfriend has blown their rent money like they do have
finds themselves going to extremes and a race against the clock,
like to avoid affection and junk to keep our friendships intact.
They're really gonna try hard. That might be one for
the girls Girls Night One of them Days September five,
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because they didn't have a thh after it, so I'm
just saying September five. It's a docu drama, a period
drama starring Peter sarsguard during the nineteen seventy two Summer
Olympics in Munich and American sports broadcasting team must adapt
to live coverage of the hostages. There's a period drama,
period drama, so it's it's a movie based on true
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events of the nineteen seventy two Olympics and the whole
tear could have been.
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A chick flip.
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You know that could make Now all right, let's see
movies that are streaming.
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I was trying to be fun.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
I know you're The Substance. It's on Prime Video. Look
I got a clock and you are just eating it up. No, no, no, no,
don't shut up yet. The Substance. It's on Prime Video.
This is the movie that Demi Moore won Best Actress
in a Movie Musical or Comedy at the eighty second
Golden Globe. Oh yeah, so Substance. It's a sharp wit
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with cathartic intensity, according to the to the reviewers, it's
about a girl who turns toxic beauty culture inside out
in her mind blowing latest feature. That's a check. Finally,
she's like all these years, probably got something. All right,
what are we watching on streaming? Okay, what's dropping this
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week is The Walking Dead The Ones Who Live season one,
So for all you Walking Dead fans, that's coming out.
I have been binging. Silo. It's on Apple TV. It's
a dystopian feature where like this community lives in a silo.
It's been like ten thousand people living in this underground
a community like they grow corn and they have a
whole you know, uh culture in a way of living
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and rules and laws and mayhem ensues. So Silo is
one of those ones where I want to watch one
more and I'm told to go to bed. I can't
watch one.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Okay, So in what general it's Apple TV app A
really good yeah, yeah, right.
Speaker 5 (23:22):
All right, and you've been watching something.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Actually I'm excited about the second season of one that
my boys, Stick got me watching severances like job.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Tell and you Forget Everything. It's just weird.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
They they manipulate your brain so that when you're at
work you have no memory. That's the only world that
you know, and then when you're at home, no memory.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
Of work, and they say they flip you back and forth.
It was a psychological actually happen.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
You watch it. It's really good.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Separate The first season is already out and the second
season you say, is starts Friday?
Speaker 1 (24:00):
I think, and Stick is like, this.
Speaker 5 (24:02):
Is you you been streaming that?
Speaker 4 (24:09):
I highly recommend one called Resident Alien and the first
two seasons are on Netflix and then then someone Who. Anyway,
there's four seasons total there in production already. The next
season will be next season next year. I'm sorry, but
it's about an alien who is sent to Earth to
destroy mankind because we are destroying the planet, so they're
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trying to save the planet by getting rid of us. Well,
he crashes when he gets to Earth and may him
ensue because he has to inhabit the body and life
of an earthling. Then he has to learn how to
be an earth person, and then he starts liking Earth people.
Speaker 5 (24:50):
In that guy's life.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Yeah in this town, resident Alien.
Speaker 5 (24:57):
All right, yeah, jack says Frasier is awesome.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
She hates the new Fraser. I ask it like maybe
two episodes that gave it a chance, and.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Jackie you laughing about that. I'm out, I'm out. I'm out.
Speaker 5 (25:10):
Randy gave me the whole series of the old one.
That's all I've been doing.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
So if you want to go over Jackie's house and you
can also stream Fraser, look for it on your streaming.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Good deal.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Well, let's get us a winner. Let's way worthy word. Okay,
then why ain't under a big show? You told free
Line We'll get a couple of contestants and play next.
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Good Morning. Big Show is on a raading on We're
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Your Wednesday, January it of fifteenth O.
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Never feed your track. Going to make sure big box,
because you know how to get that.
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He is.
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Right now, we gotta do it.
Speaker 9 (26:18):
I went to everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
The worthy where let's meet the contestants. We got Brian
from Church Hill, Tennessee. Good morning, Brian, Good morning, yes sir,
Hey Mary welcome.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
And we got Robert out of Houston, Texas.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Good morning, Robert, good mornings.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Hey, good morning buddy.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
How about you Houston Texans down there playing some football, Robert.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Yeah, we're loving it, but we gotta talk one next week.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
I know, body will you enjoy? Well, let's let's put
your on Tater's team. I don't bring it back down
to earth. Just tainer and Robert and John Boyd Brian
all right, all right, Robert, do you relax? Me and
Brian A go for the first thirty seconds. Ryan, let's
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put some points on the board.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
You ready, yes, sir, I was ready. O' go all right, okay,
got it, okay, starting to clock.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Now what comes after three? Or yeah, rhymes with it.
Go to groceries at the store, yeah, rhymes with it,
rowway boat with Anne or uh huh? All right, not
rhyming the you eat off one of these at your
table a spoon and yes, no another? Oh, this is
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my favorite blank leg of lamb. That's Andy's favorite. What yes,
uh huh ah.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
You are one of these. You have a job.
Speaker 8 (27:56):
You are a handsomest man in the world.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
What to look at you for that? But let's say, well,
you know.
Speaker 5 (28:07):
He's been waiting for that chance to do that.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
You put a four on the board.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
Follow on the board, all right, now, leslie, what I gorgeous?
Speaker 1 (28:17):
And Robert can do? All right, Robert, are you ready? Ready?
All right? Big enough on that last one?
Speaker 5 (28:25):
Go a queen bee has these kind of bees?
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Yes you you do this.
Speaker 5 (28:32):
On your phone? You send a message through.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
A what.
Speaker 12 (28:35):
Email? No?
Speaker 5 (28:36):
On your phone? Are you yes? This is the part
of your foot that goes up and back down by
your heel. It's your what McDonald's has the golden art?
How many? Yeah? Okay? All right? This is when you
want to take something away in your email, you hit
this button and it erases it.
Speaker 6 (28:59):
All right.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
See what y'all put on their four as well? So
it is four to four and about his game heading
in around two. All right, Brian, let's pick up buddy,
are you ready?
Speaker 8 (29:12):
Yes, they're ready?
Speaker 1 (29:13):
All right, bran brand new word.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Start the clock now a double dog blank you yes.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
It rhymes with it. On the side of the road,
the truck or lights.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
One of these so you don't hit them lights.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
One of these so you don't hit them. You put
them on the road.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
They glow were rhyme? Yeah, yeah, rhymes with it. You
buy one of these stocks? One single? What of a stock?
Speaker 1 (29:44):
No stock? Wall Street? One single?
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Oh tair tare?
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (29:53):
All right?
Speaker 1 (29:53):
What did we do here?
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Put a three on that? Four of seven? It was
cellery though I wouldn't.
Speaker 8 (30:01):
I shouldn't have played hungry.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
All right, Well, let's see what happens when Robert and
Tatter three will tie, four will win?
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Ready, go all right?
Speaker 5 (30:13):
This shape has four sides. It's a what yeah, rhymes
with the state? Blank. You go and there's rides and cows.
The state rhymes with it you. This is where you
play a game and you don't blink. What are you doing? Yes?
The blank bears they were toys, the stuffed animals, urgent blanks.
(30:39):
Where you go when you're sick?
Speaker 12 (30:42):
Here care beirds hare. The win.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Was a tough game? Is close?
Speaker 2 (30:53):
Eight the Seven Robert Wins. We're all going to Brian
would come up a little short, buddy. We appreciate you playing.
Hope you try again.
Speaker 8 (31:01):
Do I still get some peanuts.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
But the handsomest man in the world. I'm sure you
told one of our girls.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
I put your own, old buddy and Robert down Houston, Texas. Gratulations,
your bird Tea County peanuts are headed your way for you, victory.
All right, precursor everything on the Texans.
Speaker 8 (31:23):
Everything, Let's go.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Good morning, big shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Bundy, our words will straight like care Bears were was
in you you could get I was thinking traveling.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Wielbers handle me with I mean, that was a stupid clue.
He would have never got that to handle me with.
That's a good clue. With care you know traveling, you
have no travel I love.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Look at him?
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Look at him?
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Well we ever played? I remember this. Uh we're moving
on with our lives. Keith Hensley out of Knoxville, Tennessee. Uh,
Keith says, play to one. Were married man went to
a super ru lot specific requests, but yeah, I know that.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
That's when they were a new car shop shop.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
Nice all right, Keith, you got it. Coming up next
(32:36):
morning bike shows on the radio. Requested bit time Keith
Hensley out of Knoxville, Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
This married man ego.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
My redmand, my redman drives around in a minivan god
know what and some kids. His whole life's on the skids. Hey,
there there goes the married man. How's he feel? Listen, dude,
this poor guy's really screwed hanging on.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Buy a thread, cord of milk, loaf of bread.
Speaker 12 (33:17):
Hey, there there.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Goes the married man.
Speaker 7 (33:22):
Got a big gas.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
Grill, buys his clothes at the gap, and he's just about.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Hangingough for this car.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
Married man manered man, friendly neighborhood, married man life for him,
has no single wife or let him do what they
she says. It's about time he groove up. Wherever there's
a scowl up, you'll.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Find the married man.
Speaker 6 (33:49):
As our story opens, married man college buddy and drinking
buddy wheel the minivan into a local car lot on
a Sunday Saturday afternoon in central Sitting.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Well.
Speaker 6 (34:00):
Here we are chums, three costumed adventurers about to kick
a few tires and pick out a brand new crime
fighting vehicle.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Is this cool or what? Hey?
Speaker 4 (34:10):
BG?
Speaker 1 (34:11):
I use a little help over here. What's wrong?
Speaker 6 (34:14):
Driver Georges slam my Cape in the door when he
got out.
Speaker 14 (34:17):
Oh sorry, thereon Leford, Hey, married man, we're just car shopping.
Why don't you make us wear costumes?
Speaker 6 (34:23):
Well, chum, A hero never knows when danger might rear
its ugly head. At Carmacks, don't laugh, hey, gouts some
sneaky O sales guys in here. Crook, spotty cruk big
guys blush. You never know when a grateful retailer might
show his appreciation for your crime busting prowess with a
deep discount off the posted sticker price at CarMax. Don't
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hold your breath on that in big as well. Anyway,
we're dressing, we're here.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
I can't believe you're actually gonna trade any old Mini
fan after all these years.
Speaker 6 (34:53):
Hey, even Cape crime fighters need to change every once
in a while. Besides, this will be a fun male
bonding experience for us. Excuse me just a second. So
much for male bonding. Hello, Hi, honey bunny, Yes we
just got here. Listen, I haven't really had time to
scope out the inventory yet. Yes, I've got the list.
(35:15):
I'll call you back in a few minutes. Okay, fire
the list, honey, Bunny, and I made a list of
some of the models we might be interested in.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
You're gonna let your wife pick the car?
Speaker 6 (35:26):
No, but you know she does want to have a
little input. After all, it's not going to be a
crime fighting vehicle twenty four hours a day.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Great, we're gonna end up with another mini van. Not necessarily.
Speaker 6 (35:37):
I've got several other models on the short list, like what, well,
let's see here the Volkswagen.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Jetta Volkswagens yet married, man? Please?
Speaker 6 (35:46):
What Adam's a total chick car?
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Beguy?
Speaker 6 (35:49):
Really trust me?
Speaker 5 (35:50):
It is?
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Well?
Speaker 6 (35:51):
What else you got let's see Mazda Miata Yep, that's
a chick card?
Speaker 8 (35:56):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (35:57):
How about the Dodge Neon Vachart Okay, the new Beetle Convertible.
Speaker 14 (36:04):
Holy cow, man, man, don't you have anything on the
list with a little testosterone in it?
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Something that can handle rugged terrain?
Speaker 5 (36:11):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (36:12):
You mean like the Jeep Liberty.
Speaker 7 (36:14):
Yep.
Speaker 5 (36:15):
I ain't gonna get it in him, I guess, But.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
It's a jeep.
Speaker 6 (36:18):
Yeah, but it's a girly jeep. Oh all right, how
about the Subaru Forester.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Subaru, what's wrong with the Subaru nothing.
Speaker 14 (36:27):
Have you got a CD case full of Indigo Girls album?
Speaker 9 (36:31):
Now?
Speaker 6 (36:31):
What does that mean? It means that in there is
a chick car for chicks set like other chicks.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
But guess somewhere in the world you get that.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Who's Subaru's most famous celebrity spokesperson?
Speaker 6 (36:43):
Uh? Martina Noavratalova. Case closed just a second, guys, Hi, honey,
No nothing yet still kind of running down the list here. No,
not leaning toward anyone in particular yet. As a matter
of fact, I'll keep you posted.
Speaker 12 (37:01):
What's that?
Speaker 6 (37:02):
Well, I guess so, okay, go ahead, skim milk, regular milk,
carb smart frozen lasagna?
Speaker 3 (37:12):
What?
Speaker 12 (37:13):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (37:13):
Is that the one that has the wings?
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (37:17):
Regular Maxi or Supermaxi? What they make an Ultra Maxi? Now?
Really okay, I'm on it all right bye? So college buddy,
are you saying that Martina Navratalova is.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
A you know, married man? You really need to get
out more.
Speaker 6 (37:36):
Well, Titanic Treo will be able to agree on a
new crime busting vehicle. Killed it again? Next time we
will hear the stocky mannish female salesperson at CarMax say.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Ooh, Stubaru forester excellent choice.
Speaker 6 (37:49):
My friend married man, say does everybody know about this
but me? And drinking buddy say, you.
Speaker 12 (37:55):
Know I kind of like you.
Speaker 6 (37:56):
Big girl, you got a sister that lacks boys? Don't
us hot? Next to speak to tightening adventure, same married
time saying married channels there's a school.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
Looks you'll find them married nine.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Morning Big Shows on the radio. Fajure track for the
Big Show, Big Box, hold number on your John bore
Billy album. Key words cat sitting here the Big Box
at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 12 (38:53):
Hello's heart about it?
Speaker 1 (38:57):
John Boyd belly here hot.
Speaker 12 (39:01):
You do me?
Speaker 6 (39:01):
Man?
Speaker 12 (39:02):
Can you get ready for to have a shirt made
for me?
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Well we'll try. What what do you wanted to say?
Speaker 12 (39:07):
I wanted to say if i'd or not? He is
gonna turn out like this. I had to quit less
than to him in nineteen fifty five.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Well, how's he going, buddy? No, that's what's the matter.
Speaker 12 (39:21):
The prodigal has returned.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
Uh, Delbert's daddy's moved back here with y'all.
Speaker 12 (39:25):
Yeah, and the missus has split again, and it looks
like this time it's permanent.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
Oh I thought they got back together.
Speaker 12 (39:32):
Well they're dead. But it didn't last. She's been running
around on him again. Oh man, last time he got
her to admit it. Oh yeah, Yeah. He come home
one afternoon and said, honey, me and the boys at
work was talking. We think that new ups delivery man
has slept with every woman on our street but won
And she said, you know, I bet it's that snotty
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missus Johnson.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
That was the last straw. Yeah, why moving back a
man wife number six?
Speaker 12 (40:02):
Yeah, he said he's tiring of getting married. I guess
time he's just gonna find a woman he don't like
and buy her a house.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Yeah, what's up to all?
Speaker 12 (40:11):
Friend has asked him to watch his cat while he
was out of town. Who's been cat sitting all? We
called the check in, yesa he says, Devor, how's my cat?
And dev says, well, the cat got run over by
a car and she died. Oh fellow in all the
pieces and he got mad. He said, you durned full?
Aren't you know? You don't just burnt something my cat
out all once you got a prepare man for a
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piece of bad news like that. When I say how's
my cat? First, you say, well, she's climbed up on
the roof and we can't get her down. And then
when I call the next day and say how's the cat,
you say, well, we got the fire department to come
get her down, but she got scared and run out
in the road and got hit by a car. Now
they took her to the vet. We think she's gonna
(40:55):
be all right. And then the next day when I call,
I say how's the cat, And you're supposed to say
something like, well, she took a sudden turn for the
worst last night and she died. I'm real sorry. Say
that way, I'd be mentally ready for the bad news.
Speaker 7 (41:09):
Yeah, yeah, that makes you anyway?
Speaker 12 (41:11):
Do you go over and looking on Grandma like I
asked you to? Never says yeah? He says, wow is
she never says, well, she's climbed up on the roofs
and we can't get it.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
That was smooth.
Speaker 12 (41:24):
Oh he's a quick learner. Right here, Me and Henry
Kissinger's got to run to the grocery store. Got another
mouth to feed. Now, you know you gonna later on? Yeah,
well you tell him, I said, you know what you mean?
Y'all came straight up her.
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