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damn well tight. What legendary beast is said to be
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Too soon.
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You stick your son Tar.
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that is no, it's a unicorn. You were close the
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him out in the verges in the version out in
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vitamin D Scott, agree or disagree?
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I'm mystery on that one.
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I think so because I once had four martinis and.
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Fell a martini an occasional martini? Will that hurt your dog?
You say no, Scott? Agree or disagree?
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They like it?
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Shake it?
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I did.
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Shaking it up.
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Alcohol is toxic to dogs. They can't metabolize alcohol, so
even small amounts can't have harmful effects.
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It's not funny. It's not funny.
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beers and it's not funny to watch them.
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quarterback retired NFL quarterback. His birthday, Drew turned forty six.
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The baby just a baby?
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Hey, look at this. Actress charro Is seventy four.
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To believe it, Billy to belly, to be lead, to
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Billy from her classic appearance on The Love Boats right,
was a go to and she was kind of one.
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Of the first people to be famous for being famous.
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Crazy.
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She's actually a very good classical guitar.
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was like, you know, seven or eight, wow.
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Healthy man.
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I like it, all right, Jersey, Okay, we got to Yeah,
he was only seventy four.
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She's only seventy four. Well, there's a whole story behind that.
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she was old when I was a kid. That was
only seventy four.
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I think she's probably based on other people's reporting, she's
ten or twelve years older than she's reporting.
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former Major League Baseball player Matt Holliday forty four years old.
They are All star outfielder who helped lead the Saint
Louis Cardinals the World Series championship in twenty level. What
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Hello man, all right, some scary news to start off with.
Caitlin Clark, you know her, right, basketball player for this.
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Above Indiana fever.
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Well, apparently she had a stalker.
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She said she never responded to any of the messages.
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According to ABC, Yes, you know, taking care of mail,
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Social media, you know, it's not like it came through
a post office.
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So the Grammy Awards, you know, they are supposed to
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Be postponed due to the final going on.
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No, yeah, yeah, that is Groundhog Day, you are correct,
But discussions have begun in LA for the possibility of
postponing the Grammy Awards.
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A decision will be made later in this week.
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And their talks of turning the CBS broadcast broadcast into
a fundraiser instead, they may take that time to raise
money for the first affected by the Now, the.
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Way it's burning now three weeks fromw the ain't gonna
be nothing left it. Yes, wow, unbelievable. There's those floods,
a fire. I'm waiting for the river to turn the blood. Yes,
and horsemen.
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Well, not only that, but the further complicating matters are
the hotel occupancy right now. The hotel rooms are all
filled up folks who don't have any homes right now,
and so they don't have any vacancies to hold the event.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Well, they moved a game last night to Arizona. I
mean Monday night to Arizona. So they're just.
Speaker 7 (21:26):
Moving to move things around.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (21:29):
NFL watchdogs were among the twenty seven million that streamed
Beyonce's halftime performance on Christmas Day.
Speaker 7 (21:34):
You may have seen it. Did you hear about it?
It was pretty big.
Speaker 6 (21:37):
She faced a five hundred dollars fine for every crystal
that popped off her costume. What yeah, so the total
fine would be taken from her twenty million Netflix check
that she got. A source explained quote it's for players safety.
Foreign objects on the field could cause injury, according to
US Weekly.
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So every of her crystal and.
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Play here's the thing, here's.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
The thing she had.
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I don't know how many dancers on that field.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
I mean the whole field was covered with sparkly people.
I felt like it was the whole state of text.
Speaker 7 (22:12):
The whole thing was sparkling.
Speaker 6 (22:14):
So I don't know, may have just she may have
done all that. Just get one of those in the
elbow or your nee scared se like like you just
like he just stepped on a LEGO.
Speaker 7 (22:33):
It's a real thing.
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That'd be good. Some of that Kamala money.
Speaker 6 (22:38):
No.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
I was talking about finding.
Speaker 7 (22:39):
Her play, I know, yeah, yeah, she just wanted to
sparkle for you.
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I don't know if you're familiar with Tom Holland Spider Man,
the Latest Spider Man, The Kid.
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He was great, great in it, and then he went
on and he was in the Avengers movies with all
the other guys.
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Well, rumor is who is dead is spreading the rumor
that he and z and Deia are engaged, and that
the Deya is the girl from the Worm movie from Doune.
Speaker 7 (23:08):
She's also from No you know her if you saw
Beautiful Beautiful Woman. She was in Spider Man.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Beautiful Women.
Speaker 7 (23:17):
She played Mary Jade and his Spider.
Speaker 9 (23:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (23:23):
They're married.
Speaker 6 (23:24):
They're gonna get married, and they haven't publicly said they are.
His dad was all over saying that they are, and
she was wearing a five diamond engagement ring at the
Golden Globes. So that just everybody just ran that, You
know how rumors are just like this rumor that Jaylo
and Kevin Costner are a thing.
Speaker 7 (23:40):
Oh really, it's a rumor though.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
With somebody at this moment.
Speaker 7 (23:46):
No, okay, So everything with Ben Afflack is over. They're
all done. Ben's been hanging out a lot with Jennifer
Gardner your capital.
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The rulers are like six years old, so there, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (23:58):
So the rumor is they have not an aspen together,
sharing some drinks, sitting very close together. People being nosy
saying that that's kind of thing. Then some sources say
that after they hung out and they went their separate ways,
he sent flowers and and champagne and he's like wooing
her in old school style, and they say that these
the rumor wheel. People are saying that Jennifer likes the man.
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You know, he's a man. He's nothing like kid the
older thing. She likes his age and.
Speaker 7 (24:26):
He likes her age because she's like fit and younger
but not too young. We'll see. He has his own
money and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
And still have room.
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So I don't even know what Kevin Costner and Jalo's
nickname would be.
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Look away from what about Taylor's Webb and drivers any.
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Well, there is just you know, people are are are
taking a lot from his podcast with his brother because
they had a caller call in about getting married and
then his his fiance wants to get married in the
fall and he's gonna he doesn't want to miss any football.
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Games, and so they got Travis is shutting up.
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So no, Actually they were back and forth and trafficks
kind of like going, well, I just know everybody likes
to get married in the summer.
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I think all most of it.
Speaker 6 (25:16):
Most my friends get married in the summer, summertimes when
everybody gets married, getting married and get married, you know.
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So that's the football podcast. Well yeah, all right, we
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Let's get as a winner. Let's play worthy word. He
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I play the wordy worried that a wordy word. Let's
meet a husband and a wife from Windsor, North Carolina.
They happen to be married to each other. Chuck and Rita?
Why you say y'all? Hey, hey, all right, listen, dude,
boys against the girls for these two rounds of worthy word. Alright,
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Tater and Rita and me John barn Chuck, oh right,
like ready you there, baby, I'm here all right, trying
not to dominate the conversation. Man, jump all right, buddy,
Let's see what we can put on the board. Are
you ready? I'm ready, talking real toughy to start with here.
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Ready to stop that?
Speaker 4 (27:35):
Baby?
Speaker 8 (27:36):
Stop that? So I quick?
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Alright, there we go starting the clock. Now, what comes
after five?
Speaker 6 (27:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Uh huh. The opposite of dirty is you said dirty? Dirty?
Uh huh oh clean? Yeah, uh huh? You pay income, hey, Pax.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
The opposite of true is oh uh huh uh. You
are a real blank one of these novels. It's a
blank novel that what women read? Women read? No, no, no,
that's all I had about joking on that. I wont
know what we do that baby. Put a four on
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the board. Ah, Tater and Rita for their round one.
You ready to read yep, okay, okay, and go.
Speaker 7 (28:31):
My husband's sow this.
Speaker 6 (28:33):
He has a candle at dinner and roses. Yes, uh
you if you're healthy. The opposite of healthy is.
Speaker 7 (28:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (28:44):
Yes, rhymes with it, she's she's heavy set, she's what
and rhymes with the other word the mike. Yes, you
go to the gas blank and put gas in your
car to Nope, you hold the handle.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Yes. Oh well, let's say what yo do? Y'all put
a four on the board as well.
Speaker 7 (29:08):
And I can say that because I am one.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
I might have been with the opposite of Finn, but
that's just yeah, because it's easier. Okay, Well, let's see
what we can do. Maybe I ort to save up.
Don't worry about what you and Reda doing. Man, Chuck,
need to get some poor he All right, Chuck, we
got a brand new word. You ready to go? I'm ready, man,
starting the clock. Now. This is a guy that will
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help you find your seat. He's in. He will help
you find your seat. He's what he's this. I couldn't
hear you. He will help you find your seat. He
will show you where you set at the arena. Yes, yes, okay,
Popeye the blank man. Yeah, all right, let's go do
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the two step. Let's go damn yeah rhymes with it.
Take a yeah, just a little yeah. Three on the
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flour for the chuckster and means that means Rita and
Tater three will tie, four will win. Still rhyming you ready, Rita,
take your time.
Speaker 6 (30:32):
And go.
Speaker 7 (30:33):
You take a quick look back.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
You do what.
Speaker 7 (30:38):
Rhymes with the other words.
Speaker 6 (30:39):
So you take a quick look back, just a blink over,
just a blank over, Yes, rhymes with it. Horses will
do this kind of fancy dance.
Speaker 7 (30:50):
Yes, you get these little prickly red marks all over you.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
It's called a what.
Speaker 7 (30:56):
Like like yes with fireplace. After it burns, it leaves what.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Yes for the wind? Let the girls come back and win?
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I never got my move. Oh shut up, he wants
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The morning, got the Big Show on a rado another
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we're moving on here. Time for the bit request of
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the morning. Randy King out of Boonville, Mississippi, says Cadbury.
When he and John Boy went into the swamp, all
ready they looking for what you're talking about. We got
it coming up next. Good morning beg shows on the radio.
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Randick King out of Boonville, Mississippi. Here this adventure with
me and my gentleman's gentlemen. Hey, where are you guys?
Bunch of airport luggage?
Speaker 5 (33:32):
No handing idiots, idiots, It's Cognizan a god gator hunting.
Speaker 15 (33:36):
I believe sir said it best. Only an idiot would
go moving around the swamp looking for gators.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
I wasn't talking about me, I was talking about you.
Why didn't you tell me out of it?
Speaker 15 (33:47):
He begging, says pardon. But screaming like a frightened school
girl is not the answer to a problem.
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So what do you think we should do, smart guy?
Speaker 15 (33:57):
Well, if no one has heard your high pitch kettle walling,
it's obvious that Samsonit's sidekicks from the Orlando Airport are
out of earshot. Therefore, it's reasonable to assume that we
are about to be rescued.
Speaker 5 (34:10):
No near our base camp, no lost and lone, a
dismal swa full of john hungry alligators.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Just waiting for the sun to go down.
Speaker 16 (34:16):
Something's braving the hiding places and drags away to feed
our tattered, bloody carcasses to their young.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
That's the ones. Uh, oh man, we are due hot,
stiff upper lips.
Speaker 6 (34:25):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
We need not panic. We need to think with a
level head.
Speaker 5 (34:28):
Don't work care very high packed for the trip myself,
just like you told me, only brought the essentials. H
very good and from the weight of these backpacks. I've
been spirriting through the underbrush. We should be well equipped
for overnight survival.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Let's see.
Speaker 15 (34:43):
A stack of comic books.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Reading helps me fall asleep. Ah, a rubber chicken. That's
my good luck charns a sling shots case. We need
to defend ourselves.
Speaker 15 (34:55):
What's in these other two satchels?
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Rocks, sir, not just rocks. Lucky's shooting rock. No food,
no water? I got to stick of gum left. Hell eh, catberry,
don't panic, will be all right? This is nature, man.
We're standing in the middle of a buffet. Saint. Look
here mushrooms, sir. They say, hello boy, it's Milly. I'm
(35:25):
a country boy. I know my way around the mushroom. Now,
these are fine. The ones were the spots, they're the
poisonous ones. Any well, you take the first bites up me.
Speaker 5 (35:34):
No, no, no, no, that wouldn't people like that is
not good swamp etiquette, no, sir, assistance first.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
No no, no, no swamp rules man. You take the
first body please, until you do, sir, what are you chicken?
Speaker 17 (35:46):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (35:46):
You heard me?
Speaker 16 (35:47):
Cadrida think you're afraid to eat that mushroom?
Speaker 15 (35:51):
You know how I hate to have my bravery question.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Well, eat up? Oh if I must Oooh what remarkable
flavor I must say?
Speaker 13 (36:03):
So these are delicious? Oh they make my tongue old tingley. Sir,
are you sure these these are safe to eat?
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Suck? Yeah, I'm pretty sure youm young? Eat them up?
No cat eating those things? Man, Come on, come on,
we gotta try to get out of here quite right.
Will give me some Oh my asaulting Catberry? What are
(36:38):
you doing?
Speaker 6 (36:38):
Man?
Speaker 16 (36:38):
Keep your clothes on long free, free as the with
these up as free Catberry?
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Shut up? You're staring up the gators.
Speaker 16 (36:51):
Gatos pish and Josh, so tell him that that's the
biggest gator I've ever seen.
Speaker 15 (37:00):
Hand me yonder sling shot and bid farewell to aforementioned
gatehor problem.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
I am Catbury, I'm the jungle. I am a gay tef.
You miss him stupid just a little outside nice shooting text.
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Come on, sir, laughs a lot. We're looking for it.
Even if you hear him, you ain't gonna stop a
gator with a rock. You may come down out of
the tree, getaw is no more. I can't believe it.
Who's the man? Who's the man? You are? What you
(37:50):
are you are the man. Come over here and give
me a hot Can you put some clothes on first?
My little Pookie pool Yeah, good morning. The Baby Shows
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on the radio. If you would like this segment. But
I bron call key words Archie girlfriend, Lars one over
you minut. That's from Marvin Webster.
Speaker 8 (38:45):
Yo, what's up?
Speaker 17 (38:46):
How y'all doing? Hey man here y'all talking about the
new Archie comic book, Big new storyline. Archie got a
new girlfriend. Look out bet and Veronica. He'll come. Valerie,
the bass player from Josie and the Pussy Can I
got now one of my people. Forget Sugar Sugar, Archie
like that brown sugar parent. It's sound like art. You
(39:07):
got a little Tim Wilson in it. Don't get me wrong,
I think Archie could use a change at this point.
I've been chasing that old bitch Veronica since nineteen forty.
If he ain't close the deal by now, it ain't
never gonna happen. Of course, it ain't all his fault.
Boy spent seventy years living with his parents, run around
with the world's worst wingman jug he But Veronica is
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bad news. Her daddy got money. Oh see, that's a
red flag right there. Let me tell you about the
Richard Coe. They always screwed up. If she walks all
over his ass now, it ain't nothing gonna change when
they get married. They like Oprah and Stebman. Steven Graham
is the black Archie Andrews. Nobody works harder for his
money than the man that marries it. Trust me on this,
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Archie need to quit chasing the rich girl hook up
with Betty. What is wrong with him? Everybody knows it
but him. She's been crazy by him since the day
they met. And except for the hair color, her and
Veronica looked just alike. It ain't like he got to settle.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Please.
Speaker 17 (40:08):
If I was Archie, I wouldn't get my hopes up
on this relationship with Valerie neither. It ain't no future
for a goofy, red headed white boy dating a tall,
good looking Beyonce sister. Take more than the Kanye West
haircut to pull that off.
Speaker 6 (40:22):
Arts.
Speaker 17 (40:23):
If this is a real life, Valerie would have done
left the Pussycats and moved to La. She'd be a
Laker girl bout six months, end up being the next
missus Kobe. You dig Meanwhile, Archie, be back in Riverdale,
married to Betty. They have about eight kids by now,
all ten of them be fat. Archie be working at
Best Buy, run around in that blue polo shirt and
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making it about fifteen bucks an hour. Veronica would have
been married twice by now, in rehab two or three times.
Still living in the daddy's house. She'd be driving around
Riverdale in a new jag and nailing the guy that
cleans the pool twice a week. Reggied the black headed dude.
He'd be gay, move in with Big Moose. Them two
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be running bed and breakfast up in Massachusetts. Somewhere in
the jug he'd be working to paint counter at Loew's,
selling weed out the back of a volkswagon on the weekend.
Number one customer mister web the beat y'all think about it,
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Hey y'all, Marty welcome. Alright, Scott, We're gonna ask Tator
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damn well tight. What legendary beast is said to be
irresistibly attracted to any beautiful, pure maiden that is alone
in the forest?
Speaker 7 (06:43):
Is that P Diddy?
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I don't know if he got in the forest marching off,
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Too soon.
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That would be a centawer, a sent tower, you know,
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I say, Tar, you Sar, Tar.
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Correct that old half man half horn.
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You stick your son Tar.
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Do you agree or disagree? I agree on that one
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to the half man half horse, deal Centaur. Okay, well
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that is no, it's a unicorn. You were close the
unicorn and the horse with a horn in between his eyes.
So that's why it says, that's why virgins were needed
to capture them, the unicorns. They could see him, sent
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him out in the verges in the version out in
the wood here all right, Well there's a buzzard dog
going it all right? Okay, here we go. Then? Is
it your pet parakeet has suddenly stopped talking? What can
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your vet give him that might help him start again?
Speaker 7 (08:19):
He probably heard what happened to the stool pigeon. You
can give him some vitamin D.
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Some vitamin B or D D. Isn't he isn't David
vitamin D Scott, agree or disagree?
Speaker 8 (08:40):
I'm mystery on that one.
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How's there to do a few drops of male hormone
should do the trick with your pet, Parke. Yeah, lose
them up. Hormones will get him to talking. Yeah, it's
(09:04):
got good word, buddy, there's that bell. Gonna win it
or lose it right here? So taya? According to veterinarians,
can an occasional martini hurt your dog?
Speaker 7 (09:16):
I think so because I once had four martinis and.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Fell a martini an occasional martini? Will that hurt your dog?
You say no, Scott? Agree or disagree?
Speaker 9 (09:32):
They like it?
Speaker 7 (09:33):
Shake it?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Disagree on that one? Wow, disagree and like you.
Speaker 8 (09:44):
I did.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Shaking it up.
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Alcohol is toxic to dogs. They can't metabolize alcohol, so
even small amounts can't have harmful effects.
Speaker 7 (09:56):
It's not funny. It's not funny.
Speaker 6 (09:58):
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Way to go.
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That's my third time doing it and two wins and
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the radio in January to sixteenth. That's somebody's birthday, man, lady,
look at that though. Let's see what the birthdays have
written down here. Uh, well, yesterday we missed Drew Brees,
quarterback retired NFL quarterback. His birthday, Drew turned forty six.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
The baby just a baby?
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Billy from her classic appearance on The Love Boats right,
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Of the first people to be famous for being famous.
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She's actually a very good classical guitar.
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was like, you know, seven or eight, wow.
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Healthy man.
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Talk or something else, and she would show her belly.
I like it, all right, Jersey, Okay, we got to Yeah,
he was only seventy four.
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She's only seventy four. Well, there's a whole story behind that.
Speaker 12 (13:19):
She she actually went to court and had a judge
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And then okay, because that's one of those seemed like
she was old when I was a kid. That was
only seventy four.
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I think she's probably based on other people's reporting, she's
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They are All star outfielder who helped lead the Saint
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Hello man, all right, some scary news to start off with.
Caitlin Clark, you know her, right, basketball player for this.
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Above Indiana fever.
Speaker 7 (19:26):
Well, apparently she had a stalker.
Speaker 13 (19:29):
Oh right.
Speaker 6 (19:30):
Police arrested Michael Lewis, a fifty five year old in Indianapolis,
after he allegedly sent numerous threats and sexually explicit messages
to Caitlin. The Sheriff's office there said that they became
aware of a possible pattern of stalking by Michael Lewis.
They say he sent that he sent us threatening messages
on x or Twitter between December sixteenth and January second.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
So does a lover or hater? Is it one of
those thin lines? They don't know?
Speaker 7 (20:00):
She said she never responded to any of the messages.
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She was just letting it go, that's but she was
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According to ABC, Yes, you know, taking care of mail,
you know, just sure, but.
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Social media, you know, it's not like it came through
a post office.
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So the Grammy Awards, you know, they are supposed to
be February second, and that's three weeks from now, but
they may.
Speaker 7 (20:30):
Be postponed due to the final going on.
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No, yeah, yeah, that is Groundhog Day, you are correct,
But discussions have begun in LA for the possibility of
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A decision will be made later in this week.
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And their talks of turning the CBS broadcast broadcast into
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Speaker 12 (20:54):
Way it's burning now three weeks fromw the ain't gonna
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a fire. I'm waiting for the river to turn the blood. Yes,
and horsemen.
Speaker 6 (21:08):
Well, not only that, but the further complicating matters are
the hotel occupancy right now. The hotel rooms are all
filled up folks who don't have any homes right now,
and so they don't have any vacancies to hold the event.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Well, they moved a game last night to Arizona. I
mean Monday night to Arizona. So they're just.
Speaker 7 (21:26):
Moving to move things around.
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Yeah.
Speaker 6 (21:29):
NFL watchdogs were among the twenty seven million that streamed
Beyonce's halftime performance on Christmas Day.
Speaker 7 (21:34):
You may have seen it. Did you hear about it?
It was pretty big.
Speaker 6 (21:37):
She faced a five hundred dollars fine for every crystal
that popped off her costume. What yeah, so the total
fine would be taken from her twenty million Netflix check
that she got. A source explained quote it's for players safety.
Foreign objects on the field could cause injury, according to
US Weekly.
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So every of her crystal and.
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Play here's the thing, here's.
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The thing she had.
Speaker 7 (22:03):
I don't know how many dancers on that field.
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I mean the whole field was covered with sparkly people.
I felt like it was the whole state of text.
Speaker 7 (22:12):
The whole thing was sparkling.
Speaker 6 (22:14):
So I don't know, may have just she may have
done all that. Just get one of those in the
elbow or your nee scared se like like you just
like he just stepped on a LEGO.
Speaker 7 (22:33):
It's a real thing.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
That'd be good. Some of that Kamala money.
Speaker 6 (22:38):
No.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
I was talking about finding.
Speaker 7 (22:39):
Her play, I know, yeah, yeah, she just wanted to
sparkle for you.
Speaker 6 (22:46):
I don't know if you're familiar with Tom Holland Spider Man,
the Latest Spider Man, The Kid.
Speaker 7 (22:51):
He was great, great in it, and then he went
on and he was in the Avengers movies with all
the other guys.
Speaker 6 (22:57):
Well, rumor is who is dead is spreading the rumor
that he and z and Deia are engaged, and that
the Deya is the girl from the Worm movie from Doune.
Speaker 7 (23:08):
She's also from No you know her if you saw
Beautiful Beautiful Woman. She was in Spider Man.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Beautiful Women.
Speaker 7 (23:17):
She played Mary Jade and his Spider.
Speaker 9 (23:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (23:23):
They're married.
Speaker 6 (23:24):
They're gonna get married, and they haven't publicly said they are.
His dad was all over saying that they are, and
she was wearing a five diamond engagement ring at the
Golden Globes. So that just everybody just ran that, You
know how rumors are just like this rumor that Jaylo
and Kevin Costner are a thing.
Speaker 7 (23:40):
Oh really, it's a rumor though.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
With somebody at this moment.
Speaker 7 (23:46):
No, okay, So everything with Ben Afflack is over. They're
all done. Ben's been hanging out a lot with Jennifer
Gardner your capital.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
The rulers are like six years old, so there, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (23:58):
So the rumor is they have not an aspen together,
sharing some drinks, sitting very close together. People being nosy
saying that that's kind of thing. Then some sources say
that after they hung out and they went their separate ways,
he sent flowers and and champagne and he's like wooing
her in old school style, and they say that these
the rumor wheel. People are saying that Jennifer likes the man.
(24:22):
You know, he's a man. He's nothing like kid the
older thing. She likes his age and.
Speaker 7 (24:26):
He likes her age because she's like fit and younger
but not too young. We'll see. He has his own
money and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
And still have room.
Speaker 7 (24:44):
So I don't even know what Kevin Costner and Jalo's
nickname would be.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Look away from what about Taylor's Webb and drivers any.
Speaker 6 (24:55):
Well, there is just you know, people are are are
taking a lot from his podcast with his brother because
they had a caller call in about getting married and
then his his fiance wants to get married in the
fall and he's gonna he doesn't want to miss any football.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Games, and so they got Travis is shutting up.
Speaker 6 (25:11):
So no, Actually they were back and forth and trafficks
kind of like going, well, I just know everybody likes
to get married in the summer.
Speaker 7 (25:16):
I think all most of it.
Speaker 6 (25:16):
Most my friends get married in the summer, summertimes when
everybody gets married, getting married and get married, you know.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
So that's the football podcast. Well yeah, all right, we
appreciate your hard works out you very much, but that's all.
Let's get as a winner. Let's play worthy word. He
would go one eight hundred, Big Show, you don't free line.
We'll get a couple of contestants saying play next, Good morning,
(26:12):
that's a big show on the radio. R only to
your Thursday. Today's feature track for the Big Show, Big
Box marmon Webster comic book. Archie has a new girlfriend,
not Betty or Veronica. I'm gonna search for keywords Archie girlfriend.
You gotta know that's the medbox at the magshow dot com.
(26:32):
Why are you there? Click the on air contest button.
You can't get due, We'll call you somebody on a play.
We'll make that happen to like right.
Speaker 9 (26:41):
Now, I had to have everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
I play the wordy worried that a wordy word. Let's
meet a husband and a wife from Windsor, North Carolina.
They happen to be married to each other. Chuck and Rita?
Why you say y'all? Hey, hey, all right, listen, dude,
boys against the girls for these two rounds of worthy word. Alright,
(27:06):
Tater and Rita and me John barn Chuck, oh right,
like ready you there, baby, I'm here all right, trying
not to dominate the conversation. Man, jump all right, buddy,
Let's see what we can put on the board. Are
you ready? I'm ready, talking real toughy to start with here.
(27:34):
Ready to stop that?
Speaker 4 (27:35):
Baby?
Speaker 8 (27:36):
Stop that? So I quick?
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Alright, there we go starting the clock. Now, what comes
after five?
Speaker 6 (27:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Uh huh. The opposite of dirty is you said dirty? Dirty?
Uh huh oh clean? Yeah, uh huh? You pay income, hey, Pax.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
The opposite of true is oh uh huh uh. You
are a real blank one of these novels. It's a
blank novel that what women read? Women read? No, no, no,
that's all I had about joking on that. I wont
know what we do that baby. Put a four on
(28:22):
the board. Ah, Tater and Rita for their round one.
You ready to read yep, okay, okay, and go.
Speaker 7 (28:31):
My husband's sow this.
Speaker 6 (28:33):
He has a candle at dinner and roses. Yes, uh
you if you're healthy. The opposite of healthy is.
Speaker 7 (28:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (28:44):
Yes, rhymes with it, she's she's heavy set, she's what
and rhymes with the other word the mike. Yes, you
go to the gas blank and put gas in your
car to Nope, you hold the handle.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Yes. Oh well, let's say what yo do? Y'all put
a four on the board as well.
Speaker 7 (29:08):
And I can say that because I am one.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
I might have been with the opposite of Finn, but
that's just yeah, because it's easier. Okay, Well, let's see
what we can do. Maybe I ort to save up.
Don't worry about what you and Reda doing. Man, Chuck,
need to get some poor he All right, Chuck, we
got a brand new word. You ready to go? I'm ready, man,
starting the clock. Now. This is a guy that will
(29:33):
help you find your seat. He's in. He will help
you find your seat. He's what he's this. I couldn't
hear you. He will help you find your seat. He
will show you where you set at the arena. Yes, yes, okay,
Popeye the blank man. Yeah, all right, let's go do
(29:57):
the two step. Let's go damn yeah rhymes with it.
Take a yeah, just a little yeah. Three on the
(30:18):
flour for the chuckster and means that means Rita and
Tater three will tie, four will win. Still rhyming you ready, Rita,
take your time.
Speaker 6 (30:32):
And go.
Speaker 7 (30:33):
You take a quick look back.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
You do what.
Speaker 7 (30:38):
Rhymes with the other words.
Speaker 6 (30:39):
So you take a quick look back, just a blink over,
just a blank over, Yes, rhymes with it. Horses will
do this kind of fancy dance.
Speaker 7 (30:50):
Yes, you get these little prickly red marks all over you.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
It's called a what.
Speaker 7 (30:56):
Like like yes with fireplace. After it burns, it leaves what.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
Yes for the wind? Let the girls come back and win?
What that's all right? Well, well, we're sending the hardcoming copper,
a hardcover copy of James Gregory's autobiography to your home,
(31:25):
so both of you can share that price back. Ready,
you got bragging rights. We appreciate y'all playing with us
this morning. Thank you. I've been all a couple of times.
I never got my move. Oh shut up, he wants
a move here I'm not talking to you. I just
(31:49):
get junk. Sorry, I'm a bad loser. He is, alright,
all man, We appreciate y'all. Hang on.
Speaker 14 (31:58):
The morning, got the Big Show on a rado another
benchmark for the show that what is it? Forty five
years now and with the Big Show, the first time
I've ever heard you go no when somebody asked for
a move first, Wow, I had.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
To get my aggression out on Chuck for I'm okay.
But it's also the first time I've ever seen you
allow the cow to be tipped by someone else, you know. Yeah,
was away from the mic. Now all right, we all right,
we're moving on here. Time for the bit request of
(32:37):
the morning. Randy King out of Boonville, Mississippi, says Cadbury.
When he and John Boy went into the swamp, all
ready they looking for what you're talking about. We got
it coming up next. Good morning beg shows on the radio.
(33:17):
Randick King out of Boonville, Mississippi. Here this adventure with
me and my gentleman's gentlemen. Hey, where are you guys?
Bunch of airport luggage?
Speaker 5 (33:32):
No handing idiots, idiots, It's Cognizan a god gator hunting.
Speaker 15 (33:36):
I believe sir said it best. Only an idiot would
go moving around the swamp looking for gators.
Speaker 1 (33:42):
I wasn't talking about me, I was talking about you.
Why didn't you tell me out of it?
Speaker 15 (33:47):
He begging, says pardon. But screaming like a frightened school
girl is not the answer to a problem.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
So what do you think we should do, smart guy?
Speaker 15 (33:57):
Well, if no one has heard your high pitch kettle walling,
it's obvious that Samsonit's sidekicks from the Orlando Airport are
out of earshot. Therefore, it's reasonable to assume that we
are about to be rescued.
Speaker 5 (34:10):
No near our base camp, no lost and lone, a
dismal swa full of john hungry alligators.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Just waiting for the sun to go down.
Speaker 16 (34:16):
Something's braving the hiding places and drags away to feed
our tattered, bloody carcasses to their young.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
That's the ones. Uh, oh man, we are due hot,
stiff upper lips.
Speaker 6 (34:25):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
We need not panic. We need to think with a
level head.
Speaker 5 (34:28):
Don't work care very high packed for the trip myself,
just like you told me, only brought the essentials. H
very good and from the weight of these backpacks. I've
been spirriting through the underbrush. We should be well equipped
for overnight survival.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Let's see.
Speaker 15 (34:43):
A stack of comic books.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
Reading helps me fall asleep. Ah, a rubber chicken. That's
my good luck charns a sling shots case. We need
to defend ourselves.
Speaker 15 (34:55):
What's in these other two satchels?
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Rocks, sir, not just rocks. Lucky's shooting rock. No food,
no water? I got to stick of gum left. Hell eh, catberry,
don't panic, will be all right? This is nature, man.
We're standing in the middle of a buffet. Saint. Look
here mushrooms, sir. They say, hello boy, it's Milly. I'm
(35:25):
a country boy. I know my way around the mushroom. Now,
these are fine. The ones were the spots, they're the
poisonous ones. Any well, you take the first bites up me.
Speaker 5 (35:34):
No, no, no, no, that wouldn't people like that is
not good swamp etiquette, no, sir, assistance first.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
No no, no, no swamp rules man. You take the
first body please, until you do, sir, what are you chicken?
Speaker 17 (35:46):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (35:46):
You heard me?
Speaker 16 (35:47):
Cadrida think you're afraid to eat that mushroom?
Speaker 15 (35:51):
You know how I hate to have my bravery question.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Well, eat up? Oh if I must Oooh what remarkable
flavor I must say?
Speaker 13 (36:03):
So these are delicious? Oh they make my tongue old tingley. Sir,
are you sure these these are safe to eat?
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Suck? Yeah, I'm pretty sure youm young? Eat them up?
No cat eating those things? Man, Come on, come on,
we gotta try to get out of here quite right.
Will give me some Oh my asaulting Catberry? What are
(36:38):
you doing?
Speaker 6 (36:38):
Man?
Speaker 16 (36:38):
Keep your clothes on long free, free as the with
these up as free Catberry?
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Shut up? You're staring up the gators.
Speaker 16 (36:51):
Gatos pish and Josh, so tell him that that's the
biggest gator I've ever seen.
Speaker 15 (37:00):
Hand me yonder sling shot and bid farewell to aforementioned
gatehor problem.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
I am Catbury, I'm the jungle. I am a gay tef.
You miss him stupid just a little outside nice shooting text.
(37:26):
Come on, sir, laughs a lot. We're looking for it.
Even if you hear him, you ain't gonna stop a
gator with a rock. You may come down out of
the tree, getaw is no more. I can't believe it.
Who's the man? Who's the man? You are? What you
(37:50):
are you are the man. Come over here and give
me a hot Can you put some clothes on first?
My little Pookie pool Yeah, good morning. The Baby Shows
(38:36):
on the radio. If you would like this segment. But
I bron call key words Archie girlfriend, Lars one over
you minut. That's from Marvin Webster.
Speaker 8 (38:45):
Yo, what's up?
Speaker 17 (38:46):
How y'all doing? Hey man here y'all talking about the
new Archie comic book, Big new storyline. Archie got a
new girlfriend. Look out bet and Veronica. He'll come. Valerie,
the bass player from Josie and the Pussy Can I
got now one of my people. Forget Sugar Sugar, Archie
like that brown sugar parent. It's sound like art. You
(39:07):
got a little Tim Wilson in it. Don't get me wrong,
I think Archie could use a change at this point.
I've been chasing that old bitch Veronica since nineteen forty.
If he ain't close the deal by now, it ain't
never gonna happen. Of course, it ain't all his fault.
Boy spent seventy years living with his parents, run around
with the world's worst wingman jug he But Veronica is
(39:31):
bad news. Her daddy got money. Oh see, that's a
red flag right there. Let me tell you about the
Richard Coe. They always screwed up. If she walks all
over his ass now, it ain't nothing gonna change when
they get married. They like Oprah and Stebman. Steven Graham
is the black Archie Andrews. Nobody works harder for his
money than the man that marries it. Trust me on this,
(39:53):
Archie need to quit chasing the rich girl hook up
with Betty. What is wrong with him? Everybody knows it
but him. She's been crazy by him since the day
they met. And except for the hair color, her and
Veronica looked just alike. It ain't like he got to settle.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Please.
Speaker 17 (40:08):
If I was Archie, I wouldn't get my hopes up
on this relationship with Valerie neither. It ain't no future
for a goofy, red headed white boy dating a tall,
good looking Beyonce sister. Take more than the Kanye West
haircut to pull that off.
Speaker 6 (40:22):
Arts.
Speaker 17 (40:23):
If this is a real life, Valerie would have done
left the Pussycats and moved to La. She'd be a
Laker girl bout six months, end up being the next
missus Kobe. You dig Meanwhile, Archie, be back in Riverdale,
married to Betty. They have about eight kids by now,
all ten of them be fat. Archie be working at
Best Buy, run around in that blue polo shirt and
(40:44):
making it about fifteen bucks an hour. Veronica would have
been married twice by now, in rehab two or three times.
Still living in the daddy's house. She'd be driving around
Riverdale in a new jag and nailing the guy that
cleans the pool twice a week. Reggied the black headed dude.
He'd be gay, move in with Big Moose. Them two
(41:04):
be running bed and breakfast up in Massachusetts. Somewhere in
the jug he'd be working to paint counter at Loew's,
selling weed out the back of a volkswagon on the weekend.
Number one customer mister web the beat y'all think about it,
I'm liding webs.
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