January 17, 2025 • 45 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ve got your usual Friday Favorites, like “Happy Boy” and “Bang On The Drum” plus a few surprises.. - The Not Ready for Drive-Time Players have the Sharpes in a new script entitled, “Hot Buttered Toast”.. - and Tom Sorensen recaps all of the weeks NFL games - and predicts the winners for the week moving forward…
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Speaker 1 (00:23):
A morning.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
It's a big Joel already over your Friday January and
the seventeenth talk about my wonderful things give away with
that ron Horn of Day challenge coin. Then the the
ten cent colony or ten coloney coin from it goes
Arica say it might be effected the exchange rate. Huh yeah, Christ.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
When I first looked it up, when you brought it in,
it was worth a pinnie, uh huh, and today it's
worth two pennies, a doubled in price. I mean, if
you look it up, the graft literally goes from last
week sitting here to this week.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Way, you gotta reach your hand over your head.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
You're an excellent sir.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Right, No, no, no, wh't She'll give it to the work.
All right, I got.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
We go.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I'm I had to get my am. I going to
get the money anyway. Listen, the task at hand has
here that we can make Perry's day. Perry is out
of Burlington, North Carolina, home of Zach's world famous hot dogs.
Good morning, Perry, Good morning there, John boy. How are
you man? I'm awesome? How you doing today? Is any better?
(01:37):
Beatory up? They have done past twins? All right, Well, Perry,
you know what we're gonna do. Well, last tighter. Some questions,
she'll answer you agree or disagree? Get two bells before
two buzzers, and you've got the big old bird tea
kind of peanuts back. All right, all right, here we
go there, Tater. Your grandfather may have occasionally sprinkled salt
(01:58):
on his dog. Why did he do that?
Speaker 4 (02:02):
He didn't have any chili.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Chili.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
You're talking about his dog, dog?
Speaker 6 (02:09):
All right?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Dog forour legged dog.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
I believe Grandpa did that to control the dogs fleas.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Granddaddy were doing that to control the dogs fleas, Perry,
do you agree or disagree? I agree? And that is
well they ain't a do Yeah, back in the day
they thought it would help control fleas. But it does
not work and could harm the dog. I beg Our
(02:36):
dogs are living way longer than dogs live. Back on Granddad.
And by the way, Pearl just turned seventeen years old
in January.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Wow, that's amazing for a big dog.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I know, man, man, she's blind and she can't hear. No, no,
she can't hear. She can't see, but she can't smell.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
And she has trouble with memory.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Anyways, I thought my LIFs or not.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Well, we know we're very well we listeners.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Hey, Parry, how you doing?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I'm sorry, I just started thinking about Pearl at home. Okay,
here we go back to you, Parry. Let's get another
bail and get you that prize back. So let's stay
with the dogs.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Mark all right, what.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Does a dog have to do in order to be
called a damn dog?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Chew up my favorite pair of shoes?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Do this? This damn is spelled d A M. Maybe
that would help.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Okay, The damn dogs are trained.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
For tracking, protecting. Damn you know, they sniff out to
people and they sniff out people and stuff. Try or
excuse me, ready we beat the gray will be.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
I know?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Let me say all right, back the very Yeah. So
the damn dog smells people, tracks people's out of their brand.
Is that what she was saying?
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Yeah, they look for your sense of humor, that's what
he's looking for.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
So, Perry, do you agree or disagree with that about
the damn dog? I think I'm gonna have to disagree
with that one. Well, that was the thing to do.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
You did extra credit for figuring this game.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
As have puppies. Puppies yea mothers of four footed animals
are called damns, but the term is more commonly used
with horses. I wonder if that's where the word damsel
comes from. You know Denzel's sister.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
I know, but I'm not telling you.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Harriet worked out for you, Buddy, Big Old Bertie County
Peanuts Prize back headed over to Burlington. Ah, Hi, John Boy,
appreciate you. Alright, boy, I don't jump out, catch you
up on your news. On the other side of our Toddcassle,
(05:23):
mister Rubarb has got something special he will share with
a class. What about it?
Speaker 7 (05:56):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 8 (06:11):
Today's top ten list Top ten things You'll never hear
a NASCAR driver say. Number ten. You know, I just
wouldn't feel safe out there without that restrictor plate.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Number nine.
Speaker 8 (06:23):
Gee, the race doesn't start for another couple of minutes.
I think I'll climb out of the car and sign
a few autographs. Number eight. This new body style seems
to give our cars a distinct advantage over the competition.
I think NASCAR should look into this immediately. Number seven.
You know, I'm sure is good to see Gordon get
a win after that long dry spell he's.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Been going through.
Speaker 8 (06:45):
Number six. Look it's John Boy with the garage pass. Hey,
big guy over here. Number five. I sure wish mss
Winston would stop pinching me on the butt during driver introduction.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Number four.
Speaker 8 (06:58):
Gee, guys, some of this stuff under the hood looks
a little fishy to me. Let's get Gary Nelson over
to take a look. Number three. Boy, those new T
shirt designs are a tad gaudy. Can we tone them
down a little bit? Number two, I'd like to thank
the Prince of Darkness for my victory today. And the
number one thing you'll never hear a NASCAR driver say
(07:20):
Ford Chevy. Heck, what difference does it make, really, John
Boy and Billy. I'm gonna give you an engine low
to the ground, extra big old panel, cut the wind
from underneath you.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
That'll give you thirty to forty more horsepower. I'm gonna
give you a.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Fuel line and will hold an extra gut on the gas.
I'm gonna shave half an.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
Inch off you and shape you like a bullet.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Good morning radio, done right, Good morning big shows on
(08:20):
the radio. In minutes you give away my wonderful pay.
Number one hundred twenty nine. Your name is hat. Hang on,
you might be the winner. In twenty minutes. Tom Sorenson
fixed the divisional contest in the NFL after coming on
wild card weekend last two week Your time in here,
(08:40):
but right now, it's mister Rubard.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
Hello, stapees Hea, it Randy. Good morning everyone, it's mister Rubarb.
I like to start off before I get into my
usual deep intellectual humor, with one for the kiddies. What's
brown and sticky? He said, he didn't know you're looking for?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
What you were looking for? You sure?
Speaker 1 (09:08):
What was the question against question?
Speaker 9 (09:11):
That's right?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
What's brown and sticky?
Speaker 7 (09:13):
I don't know your joke? That's your line?
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Do over? Okay?
Speaker 7 (09:19):
What's brown and sticky?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
A stick?
Speaker 7 (09:23):
Get it? What goes?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Ninety nine? Bunk?
Speaker 7 (09:30):
Ninety nine bunk? What a centipede with a wooden leg?
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Is that one for the kiddies too?
Speaker 7 (09:39):
I think all of these are okay. What's green? Sets
in a corner and cries, what the incredible suck?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (09:49):
Green crime sucking my green.
Speaker 10 (09:53):
I'm green.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
I'm in the corner.
Speaker 7 (09:54):
No, because the Hulk is green.
Speaker 11 (09:59):
Talk.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
I don't think too much?
Speaker 7 (10:02):
What I mean, why doesn't anyone. Doesn't anyone here know
what humor is all about?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
There?
Speaker 7 (10:12):
Why doesn't anyone kiss vampires because they have back breadth?
Who was the best dancer at the monster's party? The boogeyman?
Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? Which outside?
(10:33):
What did the snails say when he hitched a ride
on the turtle?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
What you said that funny?
Speaker 7 (10:44):
What has four legs and goes boo?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
What?
Speaker 7 (10:49):
A cow with a cold?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (10:54):
What do you get when you cross a centipede with
a parrot? A walkie talkie? What about a shark with
a parrot? What an animal that talks your head off?
A vampire with a snowman? What frost bite? This guy
(11:15):
goes to a costume party with a girl on his back?
What the heck are you? Said the host inquizzically, I'm
a snail, said the guy. But you have a girl
on your back, said the host. He said, yeah, that's Michelle.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Shell. Yeah, good sense.
Speaker 7 (11:37):
No, there was one time a little what are you
going to start interrupting now?
Speaker 4 (11:44):
I was just gonna say, do the snail on the
back of the.
Speaker 7 (11:46):
Turtle again, Billy? There was a little dog named Fluffy.
There was yes, Okay, back when I was dating a
girl that had the little dog, the smartest dog you
ever saw. You're a real good trick. You could make
your arms into a hoop and Fluffy would jump through.
One day, I was playing with Fluffy on the balcony.
(12:08):
Thought it'd be fun to do that trick. Well, Fluffy
jumped up over the railing off the balcony. Oh man,
she came out and said, where's Fluffy? I said, I
don't know, but he's been acting depressed. Well that's all
I have.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
That's why there's not a missus.
Speaker 7 (12:31):
Yeah, but I'm not one of those. By the way,
Randy liked that shirt.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Oh so your material sucks, so you're gonna turn on.
Speaker 7 (12:38):
Yeah, it usually works for John Boy. Well i'm mister
Rubarb saying I'm mister rubab.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Right, good morning, No Big Show's on the radio.
Speaker 10 (12:53):
Well, well, well you've obviously got nothing better to do. Well,
maybe you're just not smart enough to change the dial.
Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show.
Speaker 12 (13:09):
They won that.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Gay John Boyes Wonderful Thing giveaway number one hundred and
twenty nine, That two thousand and four on Hornaday masturvery
starts challenge coin and a ten Colonies coin from Costa
Rica them every day I can Saturday. We'll do that
(14:02):
tomorrow in reality. Okay, let's see who's gonna be happy? Yeah,
go ahead right there, and the winner is Becky Pinnaco
from Rocky Top, Tennessee and Old Rocky Time. Way to go.
(14:25):
Becky's living in Rocket Top, living the dream, giving you
a John Boy wonderful fame. We'll get on next wonderful
thing up there. Just check the Big Show dot Com
every chance you get. I've got something in the truck
you're gonna love. Tom Son's out is Football Friday, arms up.
(14:46):
Next Big Show rolls on. Good Morning, Big Shows on
the radio. Coming up. We played the last round of
wordy Word for the week for a Happy Heard prize pack.
Have you heard with wordy Word? Click on a Happy
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(15:06):
chance to win some here. We finished with Tom for
a few minutes, and he'll come back and tell us
who will win the divisional games in the NFL. Good morning, mister.
Speaker 9 (15:14):
Sorenson, Good morning John boy, how are you doing good?
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Buddy? So finally last week went three and three, but
you know you couldn't get back on our Facebook page
and change that to uh when he was having Philly win. Anyway,
let's let's not talk about the behind the scenes bits.
Let's let's talk about that there for the season. You
were one hundred and eighty nine and eighty nine. Your
(15:39):
lock dog gone at Houston beat the LA Chargers. That
was your lock and did not go away. You're still
in the last twenty seven calls. You're twenty six and one.
Speaker 9 (15:51):
Boy, man, when I miss I miss, I mean I
watched that early Chargers. Look, look they're going to take charge.
And Will Disley quick got a terrible game. Dropped a pass,
could have gone in. They could have gone in for
TD in a few plays, kick a field goal. But
I get Houston credit.
Speaker 6 (16:09):
Man. LA just came undone.
Speaker 9 (16:11):
And the longer the game went, it was like a
big brother beating up his little brother in the driveway
playing basketball or something.
Speaker 6 (16:20):
It was just so lopsided.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
It was so Houston wins that game thirty two to twelve.
So they play Kansas City. So let's look at the
schedule for this weekend. Two games tomorrow at four point
thirty Eastern time on ESPN and ABC. Kansas City in Houston,
Now where they playing? I got to be playing in
Kansas City, right?
Speaker 6 (16:43):
Oh? Yeah, they are in KC.
Speaker 9 (16:45):
And a couple of numbers about that game that jump
out as won. Mahomes has never lost a divisional game,
he's six and zero, and Houston has never won a
divisional game, and they've never won a road playoff game.
So do you remember that game? It was in twenty nineteen.
Houston is up twenty four to nothing on ca C. Oh. Yeah,
(17:07):
and then Mahomes just says, excuse me, but for Casey,
you're not and the Chiefs has come roaring back and
win it.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
I know, man, Well that'll be somethmorrows. I was Houston
at Kansas City Saturday at four point thirty Saturday night,
eight o'clock on the Big Old Fox. You got Washington
at Detroit, so Kansas City. Both Detroit, of course had
buys last weekend, so in Washington, man, for them moving
(17:37):
on that, that was a good win for those boys.
Speaker 9 (17:41):
I know you grew up with that team and it's
still so many fans in the Carolina and so you
know grew up. That was a team the Red the
Commanders that people could see. And I tell you, Jalen Daniels,
the rookie quarterback for Washington, is so poised, so good,
they could have easily lost Tampa Bay. I mean, here's
(18:01):
a veteran team Tampa play here. They're playing in Tampa,
and Jaden just says, nah, we got this. And as
long as you have him, a guy who can throw,
a guy who can move, and a guy who doesn't rattle,
you got a shot.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
And then let's see what we got there. On Sunday,
three PM, in the middle of the afternoon, you got
the Rams at Philadelphia. The Eagles.
Speaker 9 (18:29):
Eagles are tough. They have given up fewer yards and
anybody in the league. They're second in points giving up.
And the last time they played the Rams wasn't that
long ago. It was Week twelve. Saquon Barkley, the great
Philly running back, ran for two hundred and fifty five
yards and Philly trounced him thirty seven to twenty. Rams
(18:50):
were embarrassed. And since then they're giving up an average
of one hundred and four rushing yards a game and
not giving up many points. And the only thing working again,
I likel and this one. They got a shop. But
the thing working against him is you play on Monday,
you don't get as much rest as the other teams.
And their wildcard victory against Minnesota was Monday. And the
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last three teams that have played on Monday night in
a wildcard game lost in the divisional round.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
And we got a talk about a. J. Brown has
actually brought Randy into the discussion of football.
Speaker 9 (19:23):
Go.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
He was reading a book on the bench while he
was playing.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
It was a self help book and he said he
carries it with him everywhere he goes and reads it
often and he has you know, favorite places he goes
to in the.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Book and dom you did some research on that book.
Speaker 9 (19:40):
Yeah, well, first I thought he was looking at a playbook.
He's looking at inner excellence.
Speaker 6 (19:45):
And this thing.
Speaker 9 (19:47):
On the Amazon tracks best sellers, it was five hundred
and twenty three, four and ninety seven, which meant.
Speaker 6 (19:54):
That eleven people, eight of whom were family members of
the author.
Speaker 9 (19:58):
But now it is trending at number one.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
Wow, he's got more pull than Oprah.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Maybe the Swifties will read a book.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Look for more books on the Sidepline.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
That's a good little money by can be a little desire. Wow,
that's up. Well, well, if it helps him, then all right.
And then Sunday night, the fourth game of the divisional weekend,
you got Buffalo and Baltimore. That's gonna be the one that.
Speaker 6 (20:32):
Is going to be the one.
Speaker 9 (20:33):
You have Josh Allen and la Mar Jackson the quarterbacks,
and they're going to be one into an MVP voting
temperature is supposed to be twenty one, a high twenty
one during the day, kickouts at six thirty and by
then it should be about eight degrees. And so how
do you stay warm?
Speaker 6 (20:52):
And Buffalo? You crash into each other, which is gonna
be a lot of running.
Speaker 9 (20:56):
And I'll tell you that Baltimore, dear Henry with Lamar Jackson, man,
they're gonna be tough to stop. But one thing I
like about Buffalo in this one is they have not
lost at home all season. Every time they had to
make a play, it seemed like Josh Allen or one
of his teammates made it. So this this is, as
(21:17):
you said, this is the featured game. I mean this,
this is a really good one.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
All right. So unless you can pick out who Tom
is gonna pick by what he just talked about, you
hang on, goes, he won't make that definite pick before
we get out of here. And right quick, Tommy say, well,
no more Greg Oldsen, one of our faves. You was
played tight end for the Carolina Panthers. No more Greg
the rest of the season.
Speaker 9 (21:41):
Now, and a really good guy. I think he's the
best analyst in the sport I do. He walked into
the booth and it was like, hey, this is easy,
and for some people it is. But Fox has one
game this week, they have one game next week, and
they have the Super Bowl, and they signed Tom Brady
to an enormous contract and he's the number one.
Speaker 6 (22:02):
Guy, so there's no room for Olsen.
Speaker 9 (22:05):
So I know Greg, and what I thought, I say, look, man,
let's just invite me over. You can analyze the game
and you watch Tom Brady and I'll bring some wings.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Turn the volume down, all right, right quick, wrapping it
up here, Mike McCarthy, the Cowboys fired him. Well, Jerry
Jones knows the fire and he fired the coach of
the Cowboys.
Speaker 9 (22:27):
He did, and he'll get another job because people like
to recycle coaches. Owners do because it's safe. If you
take a chance on a young guy and you fail,
fans can be like, what were you thinking? Managed to
go on with a vet? But I'll tell you I
would rather have a guy like Dave Canalis, the Panthers coach,
who had never been a head coach, instead of getting
(22:47):
a guy who's been recycled from job to job, get
the guy you think is going to be great. And
so I I salute the Panthers and every other team
that's done.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
That, all right, And a lot of Carolina Panther fans,
of course, listen to us here. And Uh, I want
to just let you know about the Auntay Johnson who
we traded to Pittsburgh before the season. Uh is he done? Tom?
Speaker 9 (23:13):
If you can run a little and he can run
a little, you always have a shot. But Panthers traded
late in the season after last season. Pittsburgh trades him
to Carolina, and then Carolina trades him to Baltimore, and
then Baltimore cuts him because he refuses to play in
a game against Philadelphia, and then Houston picks him up,
(23:36):
and then he sits on the bench after their big
game against the Chargers and he's angry because only got
one pass, so Houston cuts him. So the last year
he's been traded twice, cut twice, and suspended once.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Okay, that's why keep it so. Yeah, he might be
he's done reading, all right, all right, time out, buddy.
We'll get back with you and pick the winners here
in just a few minutes. Buddy, let's play wordy word
while we added one eight hundred Big Show you told
free line. We'll get a couple contestants and play next.
(24:31):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. We're
gonna do you Friday when I feature track for the
Big Show bid Box, the Crocodile Stalkers Child Development Center,
there's for key words Development Center at that Big Box,
at the Bigshow dot com. They got on their contest button.
When you're there, you can't get through my call.
Speaker 7 (24:50):
You listen that I went to everybody's head about the
bed the big.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
A wordy word, not a worthy word. Let's meet the contestants.
We got Vicky from Ringold George Jaw. Good morning, Vicky,
Good morning, Hello body, and as they hated, Tony he's
out of Union, South Carolina. Good morning, Tony or John
boy git me he man, Hey, Dony's Vicky. She's a
(25:20):
Georgian peage. Viggy as Tony, he's a sand laugh out
of Union. How about that? I like, all ah girl, li'sen.
I'll team up with Viggy Tata. You take Tony. Let's
see who we can push over that wordy word finish line.
All right, Tony, you relax me and Vicky for the
(25:42):
first thirty seconds A Vicky ready? Yeah, Okay, starting to
cluck now, I don't want to check. Pay me cash? Yeah,
rhymes with it. You're in a car accident, it's ash, Yeah,
rhymes with it. A bulb goes off in a camera
(26:04):
A rhymes with rhymes with it? A blank bulb? Yeah,
rhymes with the garbage. Take out the crack. Yeah. This
is a kind of tooth we're not rhyming. Is like
a big one like in the back. I know. I'll
tell you right now, what would get that four on
(26:27):
the board? All right, well, let's see what tATu and
Tonti can do the two teas. Tony, are you ready,
let's go and go? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (26:39):
What's that big tooth in the back of your mouth?
Speaker 5 (26:42):
Yes, you pop one of these on your motorcycle, Papa, Yep,
you go in front of this person in court. He's
the yep, you you go for a yearly blank. It's
where you go the doctor and they check you out
a yearly. Yeah, but what's it called a yearly?
Speaker 9 (26:59):
No?
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Uh you?
Speaker 4 (27:03):
Oh you pee in a cup? What is your pea
called medically?
Speaker 2 (27:07):
I'm sorry, what's the medical.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
Term for pe.
Speaker 5 (27:12):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (27:13):
There's the buzzard and he saying after he said urine,
but he was a little late.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
It made me say pet time.
Speaker 12 (27:24):
I know what we do that for.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Okay, it's four to four after round one. See what
we can do with this thirty okay, okay, brand new word,
kind of a hard one, kind of just listen, let's
start the clock now. In business, you want to make
a what you don't want to have a loss. You
(27:47):
want to make a yes, all right, now, this is
where your toilet is in the bathroom? Yeah, all right,
a big brown what check out at Harris Teter a plastic?
Speaker 13 (28:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Okay, blank racer. Also, when you go too fast you
blank over the blank limit? Fifty five the blank limit? Yes,
uh huh. Your blank card at school they would send
it home.
Speaker 5 (28:16):
Report.
Speaker 13 (28:18):
Yeah, VICKI go many so five on that four we're
feeling good about the nine store around.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Let's say now Tony is a player. All right, all
y'all need to do is match at five to force overtime.
Six will win? Ready, Tony, let's go and go.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
Oh, she's being grumpy, she's in a bad blank mood. Yep,
you you get a fifteen minute blank from work. Yep,
your your mom and dad and your brothers. That's all
your what time?
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Yep?
Speaker 11 (29:02):
You?
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (29:03):
The opposite of black, the color.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Is white. Yes. Uh.
Speaker 5 (29:08):
If you do something wrong, they'll send you to this
like if you're drunk, you go sit in.
Speaker 4 (29:14):
Tied you Uh, you're naked, you're what you're.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
A and that is tied up. At the end of
the clock is.
Speaker 14 (29:24):
Nine to nine.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Alright, y'all, this means a fifteen second overtime. Alright, me
and Vicky A go for the first fifteen seconds. Gonna
fly by VICKI. So let's say what we get ready?
All right? Then? Ready, go got it.
Speaker 6 (29:41):
Up her ringe?
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Alrighty okay, already, okay, okay, hold on, all right, big
here we go. Start the clock. Now. I don't have
anything on my hand. When I hit you, it's a
blank knuckle brawl.
Speaker 5 (30:01):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Another I can't, uh blank foot you don't have shoes,
you're blank footed bare yeah, the opposite of the bottom
of the bottom.
Speaker 15 (30:18):
Opposite, yes, all right, okay, just hung me up, man,
hung me up?
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Why did we end up there with Jagget two to
the board. All right, Tony and Tater two will force
double over time three will win. Okay, ready, Tony, let's
go and go.
Speaker 5 (30:43):
You're you're you're innocent until you're blanked guilty. They have
to blanket blank to me that you're trustworthy. Blanket yes.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
I then twelve twelve am is what what time is that?
Speaker 2 (30:59):
It'sky all the time? Two to one. Tony has a
good game, buddy. We'll go make sure you play again
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my man. All right, thank you man. You'll have all
for what y'all got. Alright, Tony, awesome buddy, Proud to
have you as a listener. Man, good game. Vicky will
eat one out there, baby, so we'll get your prize.
BacT now before you got it that one. Happy New Year,
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hang on, good morning, got the make show on the radio,
Big request time, Greg Rodriguez out of Facebook land. It's
at John Boyn miilling Facebook. Oh, I'm gonna mind you
if you had and checked it out and do that
Daylor told me she put some some pictures of me
my left hand and throwing paper in the waste basket.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
You're on fire Monday, so I thought.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Yah, my boy. Jolly says that what in the world
is thirty thousand people are watching you throw trash? You
gotta do it with styles. Huh so Young Jong check
out O the John Boy and Billy Facebook page if
you want to see it. Meanwhile, yeah, that's where we
got Greg's request. He says, I like what Oliver tells
the red hen story. All right, Greg, we get that
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for you. Next good Friday morning, big shows on the radio.
(32:57):
Greg Rodriguez, O the John boyd been at Facebook page.
I've been watching my wonderful shots left handed banks off
the wall. Anyway, probably not, he wants to hear this
from Oliver. We're making it happen. Now. It is time
for Oliver. Jackie turned the music.
Speaker 10 (33:22):
What did I do to you?
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Does that mean it's not time for Oliver?
Speaker 10 (33:26):
Can I go back out and finish that?
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Let's start over and now it's time for Oliver.
Speaker 10 (33:37):
Surprised he didn't shut everything down with the size of
those hands. I'm getting ready to do this now, sis
a girlfriend. Well, well, well, sit down, it's getting close
(33:58):
to that time again, a time to make our list,
check it twice, and hope we're making the right decision.
That's right, it's voting time again. People always ask me
how I vote, and I tell them the truth. I say,
since I don't believe in creeping socialism, but I do
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believe in America, I vote conservative.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Once in a while, some.
Speaker 10 (34:25):
Poor bewildered soul will condemn me and berate me and
call me stupid and turn off my music, because that's
what you do when you can't argue your position rationally
with facts. But sometimes they really do want to know.
So here's a little parable on why I'm a conservative.
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Once upon a time, on a little farm in Texas,
there was a little red hen who scratched about the
barnyard until she uncovered several grains of wheat. She called
all her neighbors together and said, if we plant this wheat,
we shall have bread to eat. Who will help me
plant it?
Speaker 9 (35:08):
Not?
Speaker 10 (35:09):
I said the cow, Not I said the duck, Not
I said the pig, Not I said the goose.
Speaker 14 (35:16):
I can't do the boys, fine, then I'll do it.
Then I'll do it by myself, said the little red hen,
and so she did.
Speaker 10 (35:30):
The wheat grew very tall and ripened into golden grain.
Who will help me reap the wheat, asked the little
red hen, Not i, said the duck. Out of my classification,
said the pig. Why I'd lose my seniority, said the cow.
I'd lose my unemployment, said the goose. Fine, you'll be
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hearing that again. Then I will do it myself, said
the little red hen, and so she did. At last,
it came time to bake the bread. And who will
help me bake the bread, asked the little red hen. Well,
that would be overtime for me, said the cow. I'd
lose my welfare benefits, said the duck. I'm a dropout
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and I never learned how, said the pig. Why if
I'm the only one helping, that's discrimination, said the goose. Fine,
then I'll do it by myself, said the little red hen.
She baked five golden loaves and held them up for
all her neighbors to see. Of course, they all wanted some.
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In fact, they demanded a share, Even the goose, who
was in the barnyard illegally but the little Red Hen
would have none of it. Screw you losers, she said,
cure little red Hen hardcore. Screw you loser, she said.
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You had plenty of chances to have. But I did
all the work, so I shall eat all five loaves.
Excess profits, cried the cow. Capitalist leech, screamed the duck.
I demand equal rights, yelled the goose. The pig just
took another pull off his bottle as he got ready
to drive his secretary home m.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Over that bridge near the water.
Speaker 10 (37:26):
They all painted unfair picket signs and marched around and
around the little Red Hen, shouting obscenities. The little red
Hen just laughed and flipped them off the middle feather.
If only you all had this much energy when I
was planting, harvesting and baking, we'd all be eating sandwiches
right now. And just as the little Red Hen was
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about to take a big bite of fresh bread, a
government agent came by and spoke to the little Red Hen.
You mustn't be so greedy, he said. The little red
Hen said, son of us, But I did all the work.
I made personal sacrifices and gave up my free time.
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I earned this bread, exactly, said the agent. That is
what makes our free enterprise system so wonderful. Anyone in
the barnyard can earn as much as he wants, but
under our modern government regulations, the productive workers must divide
the fruits of their labor with those who are idle
and lazy. After all, it's only fair. And they all
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lived happily ever after, including the little red hen who
smiled and clucked. I'm grateful for now I truly understand
how things work. But even though her neighbors got the bread,
they were still unhappy with the little red hen because
she never again baked bread. She joined the party and
got her bread free too, and all the Democrats smiled.
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Fairness had finally been established. Individual initiative had died, but
no one noticed. Perhaps no one cared as long as
there was free bread that the rich were paying for.
I wish this story had a happy ending, but that's
up to you. Find out where the candidates stand, look
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at their voting records and compare that to what they say.
But regardless of how you do cast your ballad, get
out there and vote people braver and more noble than
you and I have fought and died so you can
and if you don't and things don't go your way, well,
I think I can speak for all of us when
I say, shut the hell up, happy voting, and God
(39:45):
bless America. Jackie, you can turn my music off now, all.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Right, Allan, good morning, it's a big showing the radio
(40:23):
for you. Fridays, Anuary seventeenth and I NFL Friday Morning Quarterback.
Tom's on's on back of the line with us.
Speaker 6 (40:30):
Good morning again, Tom, Good morning again, Jamboy.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
My buddy's head into the divisional playoff weekend and the
NFL in time with three and three last week, Dog
one Houston slipped up and beat the Chargers. Hurt that lock.
At one hundred and eighty nine and eighty nine so
far the season and the last twenty seven games, you're
locked twenty six and one. There are four games this weekend.
(40:57):
We start Saturday four thirty on ABC ESBN. The Houston
Texans Standard ten and seven are the fifteen and two
Kansas City Chiefs.
Speaker 9 (41:14):
Well, I hadn't done this before, but talking to you today,
I got inspired.
Speaker 6 (41:18):
I'm doing a double lock. Lock Number one is case.
Speaker 9 (41:22):
They are an eight and a half point favorite against
Evil Houston. Houston costume last week and they're gonna win
it by ten.
Speaker 6 (41:30):
So Casey is lock number one.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
Lock number one is your Kansas City Chiefs. Get it
down all right. And then at eight o'clock on Fox
Saturday Night, Washington Commanders twelve and five or the fifteen
and two Detroit Line.
Speaker 9 (41:49):
I predict this game will have the fewest number of
punts this weekend because these teams can move the ball,
these teams can score. Ilark Washington, man, I think they
have accomplished so much this season. But Detroit is looking
right now as good as anybody in football. And Lions win.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
This one all right, and got Detroit. And then Sunday,
three pm in the afternoon on NBC, the ten and
seven La Rams at the fourteen and three Philadelphia Eagles.
Speaker 9 (42:21):
I'm gonna do something I haven't done all season. I
mean since way back September five when all this started.
Philly is a six point favorite and they are not
gonna cover. So for the first time all season, I'm
betting on the underdog. I am betting on the Rams.
I don't think the Rams win it, but I think
it's really close.
Speaker 6 (42:41):
I don't think Trilly covers, so the Rams are locked Number.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
Two lock number two, the Rams over the Eagles. All right,
we know something here. And then finally six thirty Sunday
on CBS, you talked about this the game of the playoffs.
So far, the twelve and five Baltimore Ravens of the
thirteen and four Buffalo Bills to.
Speaker 9 (43:04):
The betline has jumped around on this again. Buffalo is
undefeated at home, and they opened as a one point favorite,
but Baltimore has been so dominant, their defense has been
so good they are now favored. But one, I love Baltimore.
I think Lamar Jackson is sensational. I think Derrick Henry
it's like tackling an SUV. But I tell you Buffalo
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is undefeated at home. They are absolutely clutched. I think
it's as good a game as everybody says. I think
Buffalo wins. It cooks well.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
Okay, taking Buffalo and then got to ask who's going
to be the MV feet might be one of those
two quarterbacks there's gonna be Lamar was his name, Buffalo,
Josh Allen.
Speaker 9 (43:50):
I tell you, if I were voting, I would sure
think about Kwan Berkley. I know, if you're not a quarterback,
you're kind of not allowed. You're outside the club. You
know you have to sit the kids table on Thanksgiving.
But I would vote for him, or at least think
about it. But I think I think Jackson Lamar Jackson
Baltimore quarterback wins MVP.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
BA bead think he will in the MVP. Buffalo will
win the game, all right, and all your pigs will
be right up there and Taylor get him up at
the John Boe Miiller Facebook page. Two locks out of
four games, taking Kansas City by more than eight and
a half over Houston. And you are taking the Rams
and six points to beat the Philadelphia Eagles. It's pretty
(44:34):
wild one, all right. Time. Let's see what happens, buddy.
Speaker 9 (44:37):
Enjoy you weekend, everybody there of a great weekend and
thank you.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
Oh right, my boy, let's get it.
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A morning.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
It's a big Joel already over your Friday January and
the seventeenth talk about my wonderful things give away with
that ron Horn of Day challenge coin. Then the the
ten cent colony or ten coloney coin from it goes
Arica say it might be effected the exchange rate. Huh yeah, Christ.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
When I first looked it up, when you brought it in,
it was worth a pinnie, uh huh, and today it's
worth two pennies, a doubled in price. I mean, if
you look it up, the graft literally goes from last
week sitting here to this week.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Way, you gotta reach your hand over your head.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
You're an excellent sir.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Right, No, no, no, wh't She'll give it to the work.
All right, I got.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
We go.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I'm I had to get my am. I going to
get the money anyway. Listen, the task at hand has
here that we can make Perry's day. Perry is out
of Burlington, North Carolina, home of Zach's world famous hot dogs.
Good morning, Perry, Good morning there, John boy. How are
you man? I'm awesome? How you doing today? Is any better?
(01:37):
Beatory up? They have done past twins? All right, Well, Perry,
you know what we're gonna do. Well, last tighter. Some questions,
she'll answer you agree or disagree? Get two bells before
two buzzers, and you've got the big old bird tea
kind of peanuts back. All right, all right, here we
go there, Tater. Your grandfather may have occasionally sprinkled salt
(01:58):
on his dog. Why did he do that?
Speaker 4 (02:02):
He didn't have any chili.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Chili.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
You're talking about his dog, dog?
Speaker 6 (02:09):
All right?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Dog forour legged dog.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
I believe Grandpa did that to control the dogs fleas.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Granddaddy were doing that to control the dogs fleas, Perry,
do you agree or disagree? I agree? And that is
well they ain't a do Yeah, back in the day
they thought it would help control fleas. But it does
not work and could harm the dog. I beg Our
(02:36):
dogs are living way longer than dogs live. Back on Granddad.
And by the way, Pearl just turned seventeen years old
in January.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Wow, that's amazing for a big dog.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I know, man, man, she's blind and she can't hear. No, no,
she can't hear. She can't see, but she can't smell.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
And she has trouble with memory.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Anyways, I thought my LIFs or not.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Well, we know we're very well we listeners.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Hey, Parry, how you doing?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I'm sorry, I just started thinking about Pearl at home. Okay,
here we go back to you, Parry. Let's get another
bail and get you that prize back. So let's stay
with the dogs.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Mark all right, what.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Does a dog have to do in order to be
called a damn dog?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Chew up my favorite pair of shoes?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Do this? This damn is spelled d A M. Maybe
that would help.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Okay, The damn dogs are trained.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
For tracking, protecting. Damn you know, they sniff out to
people and they sniff out people and stuff. Try or
excuse me, ready we beat the gray will be.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
I know?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Let me say all right, back the very Yeah. So
the damn dog smells people, tracks people's out of their brand.
Is that what she was saying?
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Yeah, they look for your sense of humor, that's what
he's looking for.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
So, Perry, do you agree or disagree with that about
the damn dog? I think I'm gonna have to disagree
with that one. Well, that was the thing to do.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
You did extra credit for figuring this game.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
As have puppies. Puppies yea mothers of four footed animals
are called damns, but the term is more commonly used
with horses. I wonder if that's where the word damsel
comes from. You know Denzel's sister.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
I know, but I'm not telling you.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Harriet worked out for you, Buddy, Big Old Bertie County
Peanuts Prize back headed over to Burlington. Ah, Hi, John Boy,
appreciate you. Alright, boy, I don't jump out, catch you
up on your news. On the other side of our Toddcassle,
(05:23):
mister Rubarb has got something special he will share with
a class. What about it?
Speaker 7 (05:56):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 8 (06:11):
Today's top ten list Top ten things You'll never hear
a NASCAR driver say. Number ten. You know, I just
wouldn't feel safe out there without that restrictor plate.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Number nine.
Speaker 8 (06:23):
Gee, the race doesn't start for another couple of minutes.
I think I'll climb out of the car and sign
a few autographs. Number eight. This new body style seems
to give our cars a distinct advantage over the competition.
I think NASCAR should look into this immediately. Number seven.
You know, I'm sure is good to see Gordon get
a win after that long dry spell he's.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Been going through.
Speaker 8 (06:45):
Number six. Look it's John Boy with the garage pass. Hey,
big guy over here. Number five. I sure wish mss
Winston would stop pinching me on the butt during driver introduction.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Number four.
Speaker 8 (06:58):
Gee, guys, some of this stuff under the hood looks
a little fishy to me. Let's get Gary Nelson over
to take a look. Number three. Boy, those new T
shirt designs are a tad gaudy. Can we tone them
down a little bit? Number two, I'd like to thank
the Prince of Darkness for my victory today. And the
number one thing you'll never hear a NASCAR driver say
(07:20):
Ford Chevy. Heck, what difference does it make, really, John
Boy and Billy. I'm gonna give you an engine low
to the ground, extra big old panel, cut the wind
from underneath you.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
That'll give you thirty to forty more horsepower. I'm gonna
give you a.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Fuel line and will hold an extra gut on the gas.
I'm gonna shave half an.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
Inch off you and shape you like a bullet.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Good morning radio, done right, Good morning big shows on
(08:20):
the radio. In minutes you give away my wonderful pay.
Number one hundred twenty nine. Your name is hat. Hang on,
you might be the winner. In twenty minutes. Tom Sorenson
fixed the divisional contest in the NFL after coming on
wild card weekend last two week Your time in here,
(08:40):
but right now, it's mister Rubard.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
Hello, stapees Hea, it Randy. Good morning everyone, it's mister Rubarb.
I like to start off before I get into my
usual deep intellectual humor, with one for the kiddies. What's
brown and sticky? He said, he didn't know you're looking for?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
What you were looking for? You sure?
Speaker 1 (09:08):
What was the question against question?
Speaker 9 (09:11):
That's right?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
What's brown and sticky?
Speaker 7 (09:13):
I don't know your joke? That's your line?
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Do over? Okay?
Speaker 7 (09:19):
What's brown and sticky?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
A stick?
Speaker 7 (09:23):
Get it? What goes?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Ninety nine? Bunk?
Speaker 7 (09:30):
Ninety nine bunk? What a centipede with a wooden leg?
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Is that one for the kiddies too?
Speaker 7 (09:39):
I think all of these are okay. What's green? Sets
in a corner and cries, what the incredible suck?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (09:49):
Green crime sucking my green.
Speaker 10 (09:53):
I'm green.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
I'm in the corner.
Speaker 7 (09:54):
No, because the Hulk is green.
Speaker 11 (09:59):
Talk.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
I don't think too much?
Speaker 7 (10:02):
What I mean, why doesn't anyone. Doesn't anyone here know
what humor is all about?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
There?
Speaker 7 (10:12):
Why doesn't anyone kiss vampires because they have back breadth?
Who was the best dancer at the monster's party? The boogeyman?
Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? Which outside?
(10:33):
What did the snails say when he hitched a ride
on the turtle?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
What you said that funny?
Speaker 7 (10:44):
What has four legs and goes boo?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
What?
Speaker 7 (10:49):
A cow with a cold?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (10:54):
What do you get when you cross a centipede with
a parrot? A walkie talkie? What about a shark with
a parrot? What an animal that talks your head off?
A vampire with a snowman? What frost bite? This guy
(11:15):
goes to a costume party with a girl on his back?
What the heck are you? Said the host inquizzically, I'm
a snail, said the guy. But you have a girl
on your back, said the host. He said, yeah, that's Michelle.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Shell. Yeah, good sense.
Speaker 7 (11:37):
No, there was one time a little what are you
going to start interrupting now?
Speaker 4 (11:44):
I was just gonna say, do the snail on the
back of the.
Speaker 7 (11:46):
Turtle again, Billy? There was a little dog named Fluffy.
There was yes, Okay, back when I was dating a
girl that had the little dog, the smartest dog you
ever saw. You're a real good trick. You could make
your arms into a hoop and Fluffy would jump through.
One day, I was playing with Fluffy on the balcony.
(12:08):
Thought it'd be fun to do that trick. Well, Fluffy
jumped up over the railing off the balcony. Oh man,
she came out and said, where's Fluffy? I said, I
don't know, but he's been acting depressed. Well that's all
I have.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
That's why there's not a missus.
Speaker 7 (12:31):
Yeah, but I'm not one of those. By the way,
Randy liked that shirt.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Oh so your material sucks, so you're gonna turn on.
Speaker 7 (12:38):
Yeah, it usually works for John Boy. Well i'm mister
Rubarb saying I'm mister rubab.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Right, good morning, No Big Show's on the radio.
Speaker 10 (12:53):
Well, well, well you've obviously got nothing better to do. Well,
maybe you're just not smart enough to change the dial.
Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show.
Speaker 12 (13:09):
They won that.
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Gay John Boyes Wonderful Thing giveaway number one hundred and
twenty nine, That two thousand and four on Hornaday masturvery
starts challenge coin and a ten Colonies coin from Costa
Rica them every day I can Saturday. We'll do that
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tomorrow in reality. Okay, let's see who's gonna be happy? Yeah,
go ahead right there, and the winner is Becky Pinnaco
from Rocky Top, Tennessee and Old Rocky Time. Way to go.
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Next Big Show rolls on. Good Morning, Big Shows on
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chance to win some here. We finished with Tom for
a few minutes, and he'll come back and tell us
who will win the divisional games in the NFL. Good morning, mister.
Speaker 9 (15:14):
Sorenson, Good morning John boy, how are you doing good?
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Buddy? So finally last week went three and three, but
you know you couldn't get back on our Facebook page
and change that to uh when he was having Philly win. Anyway,
let's let's not talk about the behind the scenes bits.
Let's let's talk about that there for the season. You
were one hundred and eighty nine and eighty nine. Your
(15:39):
lock dog gone at Houston beat the LA Chargers. That
was your lock and did not go away. You're still
in the last twenty seven calls. You're twenty six and one.
Speaker 9 (15:51):
Boy, man, when I miss I miss, I mean I
watched that early Chargers. Look, look they're going to take charge.
And Will Disley quick got a terrible game. Dropped a pass,
could have gone in. They could have gone in for
TD in a few plays, kick a field goal. But
I get Houston credit.
Speaker 6 (16:09):
Man. LA just came undone.
Speaker 9 (16:11):
And the longer the game went, it was like a
big brother beating up his little brother in the driveway
playing basketball or something.
Speaker 6 (16:20):
It was just so lopsided.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
It was so Houston wins that game thirty two to twelve.
So they play Kansas City. So let's look at the
schedule for this weekend. Two games tomorrow at four point
thirty Eastern time on ESPN and ABC. Kansas City in Houston,
Now where they playing? I got to be playing in
Kansas City, right?
Speaker 6 (16:43):
Oh? Yeah, they are in KC.
Speaker 9 (16:45):
And a couple of numbers about that game that jump
out as won. Mahomes has never lost a divisional game,
he's six and zero, and Houston has never won a
divisional game, and they've never won a road playoff game.
So do you remember that game? It was in twenty nineteen.
Houston is up twenty four to nothing on ca C. Oh. Yeah,
(17:07):
and then Mahomes just says, excuse me, but for Casey,
you're not and the Chiefs has come roaring back and
win it.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
I know, man, Well that'll be somethmorrows. I was Houston
at Kansas City Saturday at four point thirty Saturday night,
eight o'clock on the Big Old Fox. You got Washington
at Detroit, so Kansas City. Both Detroit, of course had
buys last weekend, so in Washington, man, for them moving
(17:37):
on that, that was a good win for those boys.
Speaker 9 (17:41):
I know you grew up with that team and it's
still so many fans in the Carolina and so you
know grew up. That was a team the Red the
Commanders that people could see. And I tell you, Jalen Daniels,
the rookie quarterback for Washington, is so poised, so good,
they could have easily lost Tampa Bay. I mean, here's
(18:01):
a veteran team Tampa play here. They're playing in Tampa,
and Jaden just says, nah, we got this. And as
long as you have him, a guy who can throw,
a guy who can move, and a guy who doesn't rattle,
you got a shot.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
And then let's see what we got there. On Sunday,
three PM, in the middle of the afternoon, you got
the Rams at Philadelphia. The Eagles.
Speaker 9 (18:29):
Eagles are tough. They have given up fewer yards and
anybody in the league. They're second in points giving up.
And the last time they played the Rams wasn't that
long ago. It was Week twelve. Saquon Barkley, the great
Philly running back, ran for two hundred and fifty five
yards and Philly trounced him thirty seven to twenty. Rams
(18:50):
were embarrassed. And since then they're giving up an average
of one hundred and four rushing yards a game and
not giving up many points. And the only thing working again,
I likel and this one. They got a shop. But
the thing working against him is you play on Monday,
you don't get as much rest as the other teams.
And their wildcard victory against Minnesota was Monday. And the
(19:12):
last three teams that have played on Monday night in
a wildcard game lost in the divisional round.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
And we got a talk about a. J. Brown has
actually brought Randy into the discussion of football.
Speaker 9 (19:23):
Go.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
He was reading a book on the bench while he
was playing.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
It was a self help book and he said he
carries it with him everywhere he goes and reads it
often and he has you know, favorite places he goes
to in the.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Book and dom you did some research on that book.
Speaker 9 (19:40):
Yeah, well, first I thought he was looking at a playbook.
He's looking at inner excellence.
Speaker 6 (19:45):
And this thing.
Speaker 9 (19:47):
On the Amazon tracks best sellers, it was five hundred
and twenty three, four and ninety seven, which meant.
Speaker 6 (19:54):
That eleven people, eight of whom were family members of
the author.
Speaker 9 (19:58):
But now it is trending at number one.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
Wow, he's got more pull than Oprah.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Maybe the Swifties will read a book.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Look for more books on the Sidepline.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
That's a good little money by can be a little desire. Wow,
that's up. Well, well, if it helps him, then all right.
And then Sunday night, the fourth game of the divisional weekend,
you got Buffalo and Baltimore. That's gonna be the one that.
Speaker 6 (20:32):
Is going to be the one.
Speaker 9 (20:33):
You have Josh Allen and la Mar Jackson the quarterbacks,
and they're going to be one into an MVP voting
temperature is supposed to be twenty one, a high twenty
one during the day, kickouts at six thirty and by
then it should be about eight degrees. And so how
do you stay warm?
Speaker 6 (20:52):
And Buffalo? You crash into each other, which is gonna
be a lot of running.
Speaker 9 (20:56):
And I'll tell you that Baltimore, dear Henry with Lamar Jackson, man,
they're gonna be tough to stop. But one thing I
like about Buffalo in this one is they have not
lost at home all season. Every time they had to
make a play, it seemed like Josh Allen or one
of his teammates made it. So this this is, as
(21:17):
you said, this is the featured game. I mean this,
this is a really good one.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
All right. So unless you can pick out who Tom
is gonna pick by what he just talked about, you
hang on, goes, he won't make that definite pick before
we get out of here. And right quick, Tommy say, well,
no more Greg Oldsen, one of our faves. You was
played tight end for the Carolina Panthers. No more Greg
the rest of the season.
Speaker 9 (21:41):
Now, and a really good guy. I think he's the
best analyst in the sport I do. He walked into
the booth and it was like, hey, this is easy,
and for some people it is. But Fox has one
game this week, they have one game next week, and
they have the Super Bowl, and they signed Tom Brady
to an enormous contract and he's the number one.
Speaker 6 (22:02):
Guy, so there's no room for Olsen.
Speaker 9 (22:05):
So I know Greg, and what I thought, I say, look, man,
let's just invite me over. You can analyze the game
and you watch Tom Brady and I'll bring some wings.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Turn the volume down, all right, right quick, wrapping it
up here, Mike McCarthy, the Cowboys fired him. Well, Jerry
Jones knows the fire and he fired the coach of
the Cowboys.
Speaker 9 (22:27):
He did, and he'll get another job because people like
to recycle coaches. Owners do because it's safe. If you
take a chance on a young guy and you fail,
fans can be like, what were you thinking? Managed to
go on with a vet? But I'll tell you I
would rather have a guy like Dave Canalis, the Panthers coach,
who had never been a head coach, instead of getting
(22:47):
a guy who's been recycled from job to job, get
the guy you think is going to be great. And
so I I salute the Panthers and every other team
that's done.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
That, all right, And a lot of Carolina Panther fans,
of course, listen to us here. And Uh, I want
to just let you know about the Auntay Johnson who
we traded to Pittsburgh before the season. Uh is he done? Tom?
Speaker 9 (23:13):
If you can run a little and he can run
a little, you always have a shot. But Panthers traded
late in the season after last season. Pittsburgh trades him
to Carolina, and then Carolina trades him to Baltimore, and
then Baltimore cuts him because he refuses to play in
a game against Philadelphia, and then Houston picks him up,
(23:36):
and then he sits on the bench after their big
game against the Chargers and he's angry because only got
one pass, so Houston cuts him. So the last year
he's been traded twice, cut twice, and suspended once.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Okay, that's why keep it so. Yeah, he might be
he's done reading, all right, all right, time out, buddy.
We'll get back with you and pick the winners here
in just a few minutes. Buddy, let's play wordy word
while we added one eight hundred Big Show you told
free line. We'll get a couple contestants and play next.
(24:31):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. We're
gonna do you Friday when I feature track for the
Big Show bid Box, the Crocodile Stalkers Child Development Center,
there's for key words Development Center at that Big Box,
at the Bigshow dot com. They got on their contest button.
When you're there, you can't get through my call.
Speaker 7 (24:50):
You listen that I went to everybody's head about the
bed the big.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
A wordy word, not a worthy word. Let's meet the contestants.
We got Vicky from Ringold George Jaw. Good morning, Vicky,
Good morning, Hello body, and as they hated, Tony he's
out of Union, South Carolina. Good morning, Tony or John
boy git me he man, Hey, Dony's Vicky. She's a
(25:20):
Georgian peage. Viggy as Tony, he's a sand laugh out
of Union. How about that? I like, all ah girl, li'sen.
I'll team up with Viggy Tata. You take Tony. Let's
see who we can push over that wordy word finish line.
All right, Tony, you relax me and Vicky for the
(25:42):
first thirty seconds A Vicky ready? Yeah, Okay, starting to
cluck now, I don't want to check. Pay me cash? Yeah,
rhymes with it. You're in a car accident, it's ash, Yeah,
rhymes with it. A bulb goes off in a camera
(26:04):
A rhymes with rhymes with it? A blank bulb? Yeah,
rhymes with the garbage. Take out the crack. Yeah. This
is a kind of tooth we're not rhyming. Is like
a big one like in the back. I know. I'll
tell you right now, what would get that four on
(26:27):
the board? All right, well, let's see what tATu and
Tonti can do the two teas. Tony, are you ready,
let's go and go? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (26:39):
What's that big tooth in the back of your mouth?
Speaker 5 (26:42):
Yes, you pop one of these on your motorcycle, Papa, Yep,
you go in front of this person in court. He's
the yep, you you go for a yearly blank. It's
where you go the doctor and they check you out
a yearly. Yeah, but what's it called a yearly?
Speaker 9 (26:59):
No?
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Uh you?
Speaker 4 (27:03):
Oh you pee in a cup? What is your pea
called medically?
Speaker 2 (27:07):
I'm sorry, what's the medical.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
Term for pe.
Speaker 5 (27:12):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (27:13):
There's the buzzard and he saying after he said urine,
but he was a little late.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
It made me say pet time.
Speaker 12 (27:24):
I know what we do that for.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Okay, it's four to four after round one. See what
we can do with this thirty okay, okay, brand new word,
kind of a hard one, kind of just listen, let's
start the clock now. In business, you want to make
a what you don't want to have a loss. You
(27:47):
want to make a yes, all right, now, this is
where your toilet is in the bathroom? Yeah, all right,
a big brown what check out at Harris Teter a plastic?
Speaker 13 (28:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Okay, blank racer. Also, when you go too fast you
blank over the blank limit? Fifty five the blank limit? Yes,
uh huh. Your blank card at school they would send
it home.
Speaker 5 (28:16):
Report.
Speaker 13 (28:18):
Yeah, VICKI go many so five on that four we're
feeling good about the nine store around.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Let's say now Tony is a player. All right, all
y'all need to do is match at five to force overtime.
Six will win? Ready, Tony, let's go and go.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
Oh, she's being grumpy, she's in a bad blank mood. Yep,
you you get a fifteen minute blank from work. Yep,
your your mom and dad and your brothers. That's all
your what time?
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Yep?
Speaker 11 (29:02):
You?
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (29:03):
The opposite of black, the color.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Is white. Yes. Uh.
Speaker 5 (29:08):
If you do something wrong, they'll send you to this
like if you're drunk, you go sit in.
Speaker 4 (29:14):
Tied you Uh, you're naked, you're what you're.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
A and that is tied up. At the end of
the clock is.
Speaker 14 (29:24):
Nine to nine.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Alright, y'all, this means a fifteen second overtime. Alright, me
and Vicky A go for the first fifteen seconds. Gonna
fly by VICKI. So let's say what we get ready?
All right? Then? Ready, go got it.
Speaker 6 (29:41):
Up her ringe?
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Alrighty okay, already, okay, okay, hold on, all right, big
here we go. Start the clock. Now. I don't have
anything on my hand. When I hit you, it's a
blank knuckle brawl.
Speaker 5 (30:01):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Another I can't, uh blank foot you don't have shoes,
you're blank footed bare yeah, the opposite of the bottom
of the bottom.
Speaker 15 (30:18):
Opposite, yes, all right, okay, just hung me up, man,
hung me up?
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Why did we end up there with Jagget two to
the board. All right, Tony and Tater two will force
double over time three will win. Okay, ready, Tony, let's
go and go.
Speaker 5 (30:43):
You're you're you're innocent until you're blanked guilty. They have
to blanket blank to me that you're trustworthy. Blanket yes.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
I then twelve twelve am is what what time is that?
Speaker 2 (30:59):
It'sky all the time? Two to one. Tony has a
good game, buddy. We'll go make sure you play again
(31:19):
my man. All right, thank you man. You'll have all
for what y'all got. Alright, Tony, awesome buddy, Proud to
have you as a listener. Man, good game. Vicky will
eat one out there, baby, so we'll get your prize.
BacT now before you got it that one. Happy New Year,
(31:42):
hang on, good morning, got the make show on the radio,
Big request time, Greg Rodriguez out of Facebook land. It's
at John Boyn miilling Facebook. Oh, I'm gonna mind you
if you had and checked it out and do that
Daylor told me she put some some pictures of me
my left hand and throwing paper in the waste basket.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
You're on fire Monday, so I thought.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Yah, my boy. Jolly says that what in the world
is thirty thousand people are watching you throw trash? You
gotta do it with styles. Huh so Young Jong check
out O the John Boy and Billy Facebook page if
you want to see it. Meanwhile, yeah, that's where we
got Greg's request. He says, I like what Oliver tells
the red hen story. All right, Greg, we get that
(32:28):
for you. Next good Friday morning, big shows on the radio.
(32:57):
Greg Rodriguez, O the John boyd been at Facebook page.
I've been watching my wonderful shots left handed banks off
the wall. Anyway, probably not, he wants to hear this
from Oliver. We're making it happen. Now. It is time
for Oliver. Jackie turned the music.
Speaker 10 (33:22):
What did I do to you?
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Does that mean it's not time for Oliver?
Speaker 10 (33:26):
Can I go back out and finish that?
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Let's start over and now it's time for Oliver.
Speaker 10 (33:37):
Surprised he didn't shut everything down with the size of
those hands. I'm getting ready to do this now, sis
a girlfriend. Well, well, well, sit down, it's getting close
(33:58):
to that time again, a time to make our list,
check it twice, and hope we're making the right decision.
That's right, it's voting time again. People always ask me
how I vote, and I tell them the truth. I say,
since I don't believe in creeping socialism, but I do
(34:20):
believe in America, I vote conservative.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Once in a while, some.
Speaker 10 (34:25):
Poor bewildered soul will condemn me and berate me and
call me stupid and turn off my music, because that's
what you do when you can't argue your position rationally
with facts. But sometimes they really do want to know.
So here's a little parable on why I'm a conservative.
(34:50):
Once upon a time, on a little farm in Texas,
there was a little red hen who scratched about the
barnyard until she uncovered several grains of wheat. She called
all her neighbors together and said, if we plant this wheat,
we shall have bread to eat. Who will help me
plant it?
Speaker 9 (35:08):
Not?
Speaker 10 (35:09):
I said the cow, Not I said the duck, Not
I said the pig, Not I said the goose.
Speaker 14 (35:16):
I can't do the boys, fine, then I'll do it.
Then I'll do it by myself, said the little red hen,
and so she did.
Speaker 10 (35:30):
The wheat grew very tall and ripened into golden grain.
Who will help me reap the wheat, asked the little
red hen, Not i, said the duck. Out of my classification,
said the pig. Why I'd lose my seniority, said the cow.
I'd lose my unemployment, said the goose. Fine, you'll be
(35:52):
hearing that again. Then I will do it myself, said
the little red hen, and so she did. At last,
it came time to bake the bread. And who will
help me bake the bread, asked the little red hen. Well,
that would be overtime for me, said the cow. I'd
lose my welfare benefits, said the duck. I'm a dropout
(36:13):
and I never learned how, said the pig. Why if
I'm the only one helping, that's discrimination, said the goose. Fine,
then I'll do it by myself, said the little red hen.
She baked five golden loaves and held them up for
all her neighbors to see. Of course, they all wanted some.
(36:34):
In fact, they demanded a share, Even the goose, who
was in the barnyard illegally but the little Red Hen
would have none of it. Screw you losers, she said,
cure little red Hen hardcore. Screw you loser, she said.
(36:58):
You had plenty of chances to have. But I did
all the work, so I shall eat all five loaves.
Excess profits, cried the cow. Capitalist leech, screamed the duck.
I demand equal rights, yelled the goose. The pig just
took another pull off his bottle as he got ready
to drive his secretary home m.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Over that bridge near the water.
Speaker 10 (37:26):
They all painted unfair picket signs and marched around and
around the little Red Hen, shouting obscenities. The little red
Hen just laughed and flipped them off the middle feather.
If only you all had this much energy when I
was planting, harvesting and baking, we'd all be eating sandwiches
right now. And just as the little Red Hen was
(37:47):
about to take a big bite of fresh bread, a
government agent came by and spoke to the little Red Hen.
You mustn't be so greedy, he said. The little red
Hen said, son of us, But I did all the work.
I made personal sacrifices and gave up my free time.
(38:07):
I earned this bread, exactly, said the agent. That is
what makes our free enterprise system so wonderful. Anyone in
the barnyard can earn as much as he wants, but
under our modern government regulations, the productive workers must divide
the fruits of their labor with those who are idle
and lazy. After all, it's only fair. And they all
(38:33):
lived happily ever after, including the little red hen who
smiled and clucked. I'm grateful for now I truly understand
how things work. But even though her neighbors got the bread,
they were still unhappy with the little red hen because
she never again baked bread. She joined the party and
got her bread free too, and all the Democrats smiled.
(38:57):
Fairness had finally been established. Individual initiative had died, but
no one noticed. Perhaps no one cared as long as
there was free bread that the rich were paying for.
I wish this story had a happy ending, but that's
up to you. Find out where the candidates stand, look
(39:19):
at their voting records and compare that to what they say.
But regardless of how you do cast your ballad, get
out there and vote people braver and more noble than
you and I have fought and died so you can
and if you don't and things don't go your way, well,
I think I can speak for all of us when
I say, shut the hell up, happy voting, and God
(39:45):
bless America. Jackie, you can turn my music off now, all.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Right, Allan, good morning, it's a big showing the radio
(40:23):
for you. Fridays, Anuary seventeenth and I NFL Friday Morning Quarterback.
Tom's on's on back of the line with us.
Speaker 6 (40:30):
Good morning again, Tom, Good morning again, Jamboy.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
My buddy's head into the divisional playoff weekend and the
NFL in time with three and three last week, Dog
one Houston slipped up and beat the Chargers. Hurt that lock.
At one hundred and eighty nine and eighty nine so
far the season and the last twenty seven games, you're
locked twenty six and one. There are four games this weekend.
(40:57):
We start Saturday four thirty on ABC ESBN. The Houston
Texans Standard ten and seven are the fifteen and two
Kansas City Chiefs.
Speaker 9 (41:14):
Well, I hadn't done this before, but talking to you today,
I got inspired.
Speaker 6 (41:18):
I'm doing a double lock. Lock Number one is case.
Speaker 9 (41:22):
They are an eight and a half point favorite against
Evil Houston. Houston costume last week and they're gonna win
it by ten.
Speaker 6 (41:30):
So Casey is lock number one.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
Lock number one is your Kansas City Chiefs. Get it
down all right. And then at eight o'clock on Fox
Saturday Night, Washington Commanders twelve and five or the fifteen
and two Detroit Line.
Speaker 9 (41:49):
I predict this game will have the fewest number of
punts this weekend because these teams can move the ball,
these teams can score. Ilark Washington, man, I think they
have accomplished so much this season. But Detroit is looking
right now as good as anybody in football. And Lions win.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
This one all right, and got Detroit. And then Sunday,
three pm in the afternoon on NBC, the ten and
seven La Rams at the fourteen and three Philadelphia Eagles.
Speaker 9 (42:21):
I'm gonna do something I haven't done all season. I
mean since way back September five when all this started.
Philly is a six point favorite and they are not
gonna cover. So for the first time all season, I'm
betting on the underdog. I am betting on the Rams.
I don't think the Rams win it, but I think
it's really close.
Speaker 6 (42:41):
I don't think Trilly covers, so the Rams are locked Number.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
Two lock number two, the Rams over the Eagles. All right,
we know something here. And then finally six thirty Sunday
on CBS, you talked about this the game of the playoffs.
So far, the twelve and five Baltimore Ravens of the
thirteen and four Buffalo Bills to.
Speaker 9 (43:04):
The betline has jumped around on this again. Buffalo is
undefeated at home, and they opened as a one point favorite,
but Baltimore has been so dominant, their defense has been
so good they are now favored. But one, I love Baltimore.
I think Lamar Jackson is sensational. I think Derrick Henry
it's like tackling an SUV. But I tell you Buffalo
(43:27):
is undefeated at home. They are absolutely clutched. I think
it's as good a game as everybody says. I think
Buffalo wins. It cooks well.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
Okay, taking Buffalo and then got to ask who's going
to be the MV feet might be one of those
two quarterbacks there's gonna be Lamar was his name, Buffalo,
Josh Allen.
Speaker 9 (43:50):
I tell you, if I were voting, I would sure
think about Kwan Berkley. I know, if you're not a quarterback,
you're kind of not allowed. You're outside the club. You
know you have to sit the kids table on Thanksgiving.
But I would vote for him, or at least think
about it. But I think I think Jackson Lamar Jackson
Baltimore quarterback wins MVP.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
BA bead think he will in the MVP. Buffalo will
win the game, all right, and all your pigs will
be right up there and Taylor get him up at
the John Boe Miiller Facebook page. Two locks out of
four games, taking Kansas City by more than eight and
a half over Houston. And you are taking the Rams
and six points to beat the Philadelphia Eagles. It's pretty
(44:34):
wild one, all right. Time. Let's see what happens, buddy.
Speaker 9 (44:37):
Enjoy you weekend, everybody there of a great weekend and
thank you.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
Oh right, my boy, let's get it.
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