January 23, 2025 • 35 mins
Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Tater proves she’s got talent when it comes to spelling.. - John Boy has discovered a list of things kids say (again).. - Lipless stops by with a list of jokes about women.. - John Boy takes a part in the Playhouse and proves Tater isn’t the only one who can’t do accents.. - Comedian Michael Winslow spends the last hour of the show with us - and we’ll wrap up with some letters from listeners…
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
At top of the morning. Tell you the Big Show's
on the radio. All right, now for the current events.
Quiz Billy, you say we're gonna deal with my cap?
Yes we are.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
You got the cape? Now the search is on for
your perfect superhero name.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
He's got a big gold JB on the back of.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It, and John Boys seems a tad obviously all right
for something.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
A little so okay? Good? Would y'all like to participate
in my superhero name? All you have to do is
take see he has the power to make you. Wait
to y'all get a load of me. Callar nine one
eight hundred, Big Show. You will play, Take sea, you
will win. Good morning, The Big Show is on the radio.
(00:55):
Ready girls Quez, Wait a minute, did you say mighty mouth?
(01:18):
That's right? No, it has a start with JB like
on my cap, like Kate making baby doll Stacy. How
old are you? Stacy? Never mind met? How old are you?
Kate boy? I'll never grow up. I'm Peter Pan. Put
some peepee on the back of my cape. You'll be
doing soon enough, Pepe. Let's meet Randy from Charlotte, North Carolina,
(01:42):
or contested. Good morning Randy, Good morning, John Boy. Are
you ready to play. Yes, indeed, let's go bid leer
well Rundy.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
He finally has the cape.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Now he needs the perfect superhero name, and since there's
already a giant JB on the back, he's planning to
go with something that uses those initials.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Now.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
He's been throwing out names all morning long, and the
one he likes the best so far is a Jiggy Boy,
be Jolly Broadcaster or C General Babe Magnet.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Right there, I will call for your letter. I take seat,
General Baby. Yeah, all right, way to go around here.
You got the prize baggage. My faithful assistant Jackie. Oh,
(02:42):
you're welcome. Good morning, The Big Show's on a radio
and more big show right around the corner.
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I like listening to John Boy and Billy and that
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Funny h funny queer, that's what they say. Anyhow, I
figured out why John Boy had a hard time getting
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Speaker 5 (03:11):
Ain't gotten the gaze?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
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We drinks so much beer?
Speaker 7 (04:06):
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in public with wet hair and no makeup.
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(06:08):
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Speaker 2 (06:20):
Today's episode The Prodigal Daughter. Our story opens one Saturday
afternoon at the home of Patrick Fitzgerald in Dublin, Ireland.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
I see you red door, and I want to read
it all right?
Speaker 7 (06:35):
And how do that?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Pat Okay turn my BC Top of the Morning to y'all.
Michael Finnigan, Hey in the world are you lad? Oh?
Never bet? Me and some of the fellas are going
over to the Majestic to taking a movie, but you're
(07:07):
locking to tag along, you know. I hate going out
with you Italians. I can't do it. Mike, me, daughter
Kathleen is coming to see me. Kathleen, you say you
mean the one that moved away. It became one of
them high fashion models. First time in five years she's
(07:27):
been home for a visit. Hope she ain't picked up
none of them weird accidents living abroad. Looking at you,
I guess you don't have to go out of town
to get a weird accent. How they Begorra, I don't reckon.
That's her getting out of that big lemon scene out there,
is it?
Speaker 7 (07:44):
Eh? Why no?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
I hope not. It's still moving. Show us some big
door on that thing is quite the hooker. Looker, Look, Mike, you.
Speaker 9 (08:05):
And your Italian friends. That's me daughter you're talking about.
Speaker 10 (08:09):
Hello, Hodder, It just keeps getting better.
Speaker 9 (08:16):
Hello, darling, Come here and give us a hug. Not
too tight.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
You put an eye up with her.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
I think I collapsed alone. It's good to see you.
Speaker 8 (08:26):
Good to see you too.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
You remember.
Speaker 9 (08:31):
Mister Finniganini from down the block, don't you?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Well?
Speaker 8 (08:35):
Of course, Hello there, mister Fenegean.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Well, hello to you, miss Kathleen. You know the last
time I seen you, you was just a skinny little lass,
no bigger than a minute. Now, look at you with
your hair piled up on your head, and your makeup
done just so, and your foam fit and dressed. It
shows off.
Speaker 9 (08:53):
Hold you all right, Finnegan, that's enough. Don't you got
a movie to go to or something?
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Oh yeah, so I goess you too, got a lot
catching up to So I'll.
Speaker 11 (09:11):
Talk to you next week.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Pat, lovely to see you a get to Kathleen. Here I
go all sleep it all.
Speaker 8 (09:15):
You always have to be looky you do, mister fan again?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Why Mike? Why what a perf?
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Now?
Speaker 7 (09:25):
Father cars?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
You can hardly blame it, can you.
Speaker 9 (09:28):
You're a thing of beauty pulling up here in that
big black limousine, trying to jump out before it even
I'd see the word of high fashioned Mudlin's been mighty
good to you. Either that you're wearing some pretty fancy
undergarments or you're sporting some some sort of bizarre tattoo
(09:50):
or say tatoo. I only wish your dear mother was
alive to see how it turned out. She'd be so road.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Except for the access.
Speaker 9 (10:04):
How come I never see your picture in any of
them fashion magazines down at the news dealers.
Speaker 8 (10:10):
Well, that's what I came to talk to you about you. See, Fadder,
the fashion world is a mighty competitive business, and sometimes
you had to take what you might call a lesser
job here and there just to make the ends meet.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
No harm in that, I suppose.
Speaker 12 (10:26):
But sometimes the girl finds herself taken more and more
of those kind of jobs. Pretty soon she falls in
with a different kind of crowd, and before you know it,
she's got in a different direction than she planned.
Speaker 7 (10:36):
What are you trying to say, girl, Well, I'm not a.
Speaker 8 (10:40):
Fashion model, Fodder, You're not. No, I'm a prostitute. Oh
what well, I tried to keep it from you for
a long time, but I thought I owed you the truth.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Well maybe it's a good thing. Your mother eat a life.
This would break her heart.
Speaker 8 (10:53):
Now, Fodder, it's really not all bad and I'm happy.
Is not what you already said you wanted?
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Yes, but not like this.
Speaker 8 (11:01):
Look, I associate with a very celect group of people.
I take a jaram me health and you can see
him making a good living. So what difference does it
make that I became a prostitute?
Speaker 1 (11:11):
A prostitute? Yes, well, now that's a relief.
Speaker 9 (11:16):
For a minute there, I thought you said Protestant.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
I can't. Here's a fight spot.
Speaker 7 (11:30):
Put him on the right.
Speaker 13 (11:34):
I was right.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Next time we'll hear Kathleen's crusty old business manager saying,
big man, let me hold it out.
Speaker 8 (11:45):
Fifteen percent.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
That was I come back and f I'm a lucky charm.
Good morning, A Big Shows on the radio. Hang on,
all right, listen you mog it's time to button.
Speaker 9 (12:00):
Yeah, say, I'm trying to listen to these two clowns,
John boyn Belly on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Yeah, the Big Show. It's big, say bigger than big.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
It's enormous.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
He's adorable. M Good morning, The Big Show is on
(12:44):
the radio. Say hello to Michael Winslowd in the studio. Michael,
why one man? You've met some of my favorite movies.
That movie Spaceballs Brooks. That's with my favorite. How's mail
to work with?
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Mels. It's like being in school. It's like it's like
being an improvate school man. Like to watch your toes.
If I could get Mail to put Blazing Saddles on Broadway,
I'd be so happy. That'd be cool.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Be the sheriff.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
I want to be THEFF. And also the campfire scene.
He's not gonna be run up your ally. Yeah, how
about some more beans, mister tiger?
Speaker 3 (13:25):
You know what? The beans scene on Broadway would be cool.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Yeah, I'd like to see a lane stretch.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
Go see that.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
One, Michael.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
You know, man, you I met the general out there.
That was cool.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Oh yeah, you met Jerrial.
Speaker 11 (13:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
My father's a currently Air Force he probably knows him.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
That's right. You were you were a military kid.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
I just killed the microphone, just went out.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Really you did kill the microphone?
Speaker 3 (14:01):
I did.
Speaker 10 (14:02):
I just.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
I thought you were still doing that voice? Is it?
You know what?
Speaker 3 (14:09):
All the moment is gone, see what I mean? This
is the one, and this is see.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
I'm don't destroying the microphone on the show. Wow that's
the first. Yeah, yeah, please break another one. See good man,
I tell you what. I bet you something in high school?
(14:37):
Would you?
Speaker 11 (14:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:38):
I was stud up man. With the talents that you have.
Speaker 13 (14:44):
Occasionally, even today, you still mess with people even if
nobody's watching.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Oh yeah, like if you.
Speaker 11 (14:49):
Walk into, say a fast food restaurant or something.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Oh yeah, you have a lot of fun. No more
Chinese places for me, don't let me.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Is that right?
Speaker 14 (14:58):
Shut up, You're not done. See now the pea people
are on.
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Yeah, we know what.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
I don't care.
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I'm a member of the Alaska Chapter of People for
the Eating of Taste. We figure if God don't want
to see animals, then stop making them out of meat.
Animals have rights, the most important right of home barbecue sauce.
Baby back, baby.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Michael, go hang out with us this votive man. I
hate that little damn orange mouth.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Get me a cattle prog.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Your chance for joy. The winners will play with Michael
in minutes. Good morning, everybody, The Big Show is on
the radio. Special guest in the studio Michael Winslow, most
(16:07):
Talented Mouth, and show business ladies and jail.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
I do you want me to shut it right about now?
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Like, well, let's go on and get into this Dollywood
Squares game. It's just like the Hollywood Squares, except we
started with Dolly. Dolly Parton was sitting in that very
same chair.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
When we do. That's good to say.
Speaker 9 (16:24):
You stop looking at my breast.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
You don't expect me to go.
Speaker 7 (16:29):
I ain't gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
I ain't gonna happen. Lacking a chante overby you ain't.
Speaker 7 (16:35):
Gonna get that.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Big Show. Your doe free line across America. One eight
hundred Big Show. You know what, call on it? Big
callar nine. Actually, hey, oh yeah, we have to contestants
because we played the whole tic tac toe deal. So
be somewhere where we can have a tic tac toe
grid in front of you. Give up with a game.
Callers nine and ten, one eight hundred Big Show. Michael Winslow. Next,
(17:29):
Good morning, The Big Show is on the radio. You ready, ready, Jay,
It's time for Dollywood Squares. Our special guest celebrity, Michael Winslow.
That's right, brother, no fake for traditor A Psycho Joe
(17:49):
call her down out of Raleigh, North Carolina. Good morning, Psycho.
Speaker 11 (17:54):
Well sure.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Our other contestant, Terry, also from Raleigh, North Carolina.
Speaker 7 (17:58):
How about that?
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Good morning Terry? Hey, good morning? All right, Psycho, you're
gonna be exes. All right, that sounds great. We go,
y'all got a little tiktac Todyal we have Vana Stuffie
holding our Okay, all right, so Michael, here we go. Joe,
this is your question. Michael Johnson is the second most
(18:22):
common last name in the United States. What is first.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
I refer this to give mc gudfrey.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Oh, you're trying to figure out what's one of these?
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
I'm gonna go for Smith.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Any of you guys Smith Joe, Michael says Smith.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
I'm with you, Filer.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Do you agree or disagree? I'm gonna disagree. Disagree.
Speaker 13 (18:50):
Oh, he would have taken the center square since you didn't.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Oh yeah, I didn't ask Joe, did you want to
send square? He would have taken the top right. No, no,
it's this is It was my fault. So but uh
oh gets that square? Oh? Gets see top right square?
All right, there it is your question, Michael. According to
Ozark Mountain folklore, why should a pregnant woman keep an
axe under her bed?
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Well, let's see concerning the fact that Jaelo Pudding, I
think it certain he's gonna marry the duck because they're
gonna get all loved up and nothing left. They're gonna
keep the baby to protect the baby from the devil.
To protect the baby from the devil.
Speaker 8 (19:35):
Anybody sleeping at the baby.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Terry, agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (19:40):
Before that, I was gonna take the top left.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Oh, yes, sorry, anyone here? Okay, yeah, top left. All right, Terry,
I do too.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Man.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
What'd you say, Terry?
Speaker 1 (19:54):
You'll agree with that? Oh? No, it's to guarantee an
easy delivery.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Uh, that's kind of technical.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
It is, so ex gets that upper left the.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Next time he's a chains.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Where you want to go? Now, I'll tell you. Let's
try the center left, center left.
Speaker 7 (20:17):
Michael, shut up, shut up.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Up.
Speaker 13 (20:25):
If people commit really bad crimes, they should make them
drive cross country with Michael.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
I guarantee you they ain't gonna do it again.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Michael. That dot you put over your little eyes has
a name? What is it called? Well?
Speaker 3 (20:41):
I tried to think about these things what they are,
because I am French and I smell funny. I try
to think what this is. It is a tun Damn.
I'm not really sure. I think I'm going to go
for a little tito.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Michael says it's a tittle. Oh boy, boy, boy, boy boy,
I'm gonna disagree again. Disagreement, I'll go, man.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Listen to him.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Man, who gets that square? All right?
Speaker 7 (21:12):
Terry?
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Where are you going with another?
Speaker 5 (21:13):
Oh we'll go in the middle.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Go for the middle, all right, all right, Michael. What
album was the first to be pressed onto a CD
in the United States.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Well, let's see, I reckon I was. I was a
fan of Bruce Springsteen. But at the same time, Darrin
Straits had that Brothers and Irons with I want My
he look at them, Yo, yo, that's the way you
do it. Play your get on the MTV. And then
you had meat Loaf Bat out of Hell. Wait, let
me think I think meat loaf is a good meal.
So let's go for a bet out of Hell.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Ay meetloafs album Bat out of Hell? Terry agree or disagree? Disagree? Disagree?
Will you got it right?
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Tell me?
Speaker 1 (21:56):
With Springsteen, it was Springsteen's outing born in the US.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
That's right, Okay, Yeah, I kind of figured I could
full him, but I didn't.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Two o's in a row, Psycho, Where are you going
to your X?
Speaker 12 (22:05):
Don't look.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Let's go to the center right, center right, Either block
and win or lose on this one. All right, Michael,
your boss has described you as intractable in your point.
Are you more likely to get a raise or get fired?
You're intractable.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Let's find out what the boss says. Hang on stickun
general distinct, right, it means I gonna get fired.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
He could talk with his mouth closed door. Intractable, you say,
get fired, Yes, masta an intractable film master psycho. I'm
gonna agree with him on that one. Well that square
for the block, all right, Now back to Terry.
Speaker 11 (23:08):
Where you're gonna go?
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Terry bottom left, the bottom left for the wind. Alrighty,
here we go. You're in Australia, Michael, get and you
see a boomer in the outback.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Rar to boomer?
Speaker 1 (23:23):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (23:25):
Well, let me think, Mike, it could be a severe thunderstorm.
Make kangaroo a gray elephant. I think of boomer is
a severe thunderstorm. And then again in that area they
call them toy fins, mate, So you know what it
could be anything. I think it's a bloody thunderstorm.
Speaker 13 (23:40):
Mike.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Are you buying or selling a thunderstorm? Terry? What you
gonna do?
Speaker 11 (23:44):
Man?
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Agree or do?
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Severe thunderstorm? Mike, I'm totally confused.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Now, good, severe thunderstorm? Disagree, disagree? And that was all right?
Speaker 8 (23:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (23:55):
Oh thank you. By the way, it was a male kangaroo.
Yeah right, it's a big boomer, Mike, Yeah, a big one.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Secho. You love money, and I'm sure you'll get tough again.
You have that talent like and Terry Rowley. You win, Buddy,
congratulations with big on prize. Back is all yours first time.
All right, good dad, that's a goody.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
It's a good way. It's a good way to have
it happened.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
All right, buddy, hang on, Jackie, good your information. Michael,
you or something, man, Thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Well, I thank you all for having me. I've been
here a couple of times and y'all been wonderful and uh,
just I can say is hey, this is the best.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Thank you very much, Michael. We appreciate you, man.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Thank you for.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Heng go be right back. Good morning, The Big Show
is on the radio, and uh Classic bit time. Yes,
we're celebrating the old Buddy Dub with playhouses that Dub
start in coming up next. Hang on, good morning, The
(25:15):
Big Show is on the radio, Tubby Classic bed in
the morning, we're doing playhouses with the Dumbster.
Speaker 16 (25:23):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Dub
Day Afternoon. As our story opens, General Tom and his
Palell Dub arrive at Bubba's Sports Bar to enjoy an
afternoon of NASCAR action on the forty inch big screen.
Speaker 7 (25:43):
Hey Dube, you are right. This place ain't that crowded
after all.
Speaker 11 (25:47):
Yep, I told you.
Speaker 7 (25:48):
How you doing that? Sweet hot?
Speaker 13 (25:50):
Hey?
Speaker 7 (25:50):
You want to run around with old man? Will you
walk me home?
Speaker 5 (25:56):
Hey?
Speaker 7 (26:00):
How to general pray?
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Say that?
Speaker 7 (26:01):
Bubba, heyde, come on over here? Sit down?
Speaker 11 (26:04):
Hey there, Bubba, how you doing?
Speaker 1 (26:06):
I can't complain, Dub. Hey? Wait a minute, is that
a dog you got with you?
Speaker 11 (26:11):
Yes, this here is Charlie.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Charlie say hello to Bubba. Dumb You can't bring that
dog in here, but he's a real well behaved dog.
I don't care if he's rin ten ten and Scooby
Doo rolled into one. No dogs allive and look at
that hat. Come on here, I say, what what is it? Gentleal?
Speaker 7 (26:37):
You ain't gonna let dub bring his dog in here.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
We got rules against that kind of thing. I'm running
respectable dog, So what dang?
Speaker 10 (26:43):
Hardly nobody in here anyway sides that dog is Dubb's
best friend in the whole world.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
I thought you were Dubb's best friend in the whole world. Whatever.
Speaker 10 (26:54):
My point is, that dog ain't gonna hurt nobody want
you Just let the dog sit down down on the
stool beside of it.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Okay, all right, dumb your dog can stay, but he
better behave himself.
Speaker 11 (27:05):
Thanks, Babba, sit y'ally, good boy, you behave now?
Speaker 7 (27:08):
Hey? Is that the race? Turn it up a little bit?
Speaker 1 (27:12):
And dyll earn Hard, who started from the back of
the back at number forty, is beginning to move up.
He's now running thirty first. Hey, hey, Dub, I told
you to keep that dog quiet.
Speaker 11 (27:25):
Sorry about that, Bubba, y'all. Hears a real big Iron
Heart fan. Sometime he gets a little excited when he
sees him on TV.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Well, your dog is earned heart, well, Dub, he can
stay as long as behaves himself.
Speaker 11 (27:39):
Y'ally, you host now be a good boy.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
He sure is weird looking, hay double What come of dog?
Is it? Oh?
Speaker 11 (27:45):
He's the Hines Hines?
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What's that?
Speaker 7 (27:48):
Fifty cent varieties all rolled in the one.
Speaker 11 (27:52):
God that's piece.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Earn Heart continues to move up through the field. He's
moved from thirty first to twenty fifth. Dog gone it, dub.
If you can't keep the dog quiet, you're gonna have
to take him outside.
Speaker 11 (28:13):
Sorry, Bubba. Like I said, he's a big Iron Heart fan.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Well, for goodness sake, if the dog acts like that
when Earn Heart's running twenty fifth. What in the world
does he do when Earnhart wins?
Speaker 11 (28:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
I ain't had him by the year.
Speaker 13 (28:39):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse today
again next time when we'll hear Charlie the Dog say,
the General say, and Dub say.
Speaker 11 (28:56):
I wish both all of you would hust I'm trying
to wash the race.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
That's a peach run man way, mane. I want to
do it again. My Bubba voice wasn't read neck.
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Good morning.
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with you. Well, I'm not a nine to one one operator,
but I am a telephone receptionist for the Tourism Department
and Pigeon Forge, Tennessee, and yes we have some funny costs.
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Can you send me information about that big forest? Speaking
of the Great Smoky Mountain National Park? Telephone operator, Connie,
what month will you be visiting? Potential guest? My birthday? Okay?
Call her? What number? Can I call you?
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Telephone operator? I'm sorry, what do you mean? What number? Caller?
I need a telephone number to give to my friends
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can give them the number you just call. Oh, that's
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up in the sky and be pretty and all?
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Fourth of July?
Speaker 1 (32:54):
There years the up gonna be pretty Guess when is
your fall festival? Operator? Do you mean in the city
or for Dollywood? Guess everywhere. We were there last December
and you had all of your Christmas lights and everything up. Child.
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I was asking a lady some questions and she hung
up on me. Operator. What kind of questions were you asking? Child? Perverted?
Oh man, do you have the number for a stream
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Do you have a combinations that accept pets? Oh? Guest
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talking to a ranger at a national park? Have you
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because I just saw three run across the road here
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At top of the morning. Tell you the Big Show's
on the radio. All right, now for the current events.
Quiz Billy, you say we're gonna deal with my cap?
Yes we are.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
You got the cape? Now the search is on for
your perfect superhero name.
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He's got a big gold JB on the back of.
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It, and John Boys seems a tad obviously all right
for something.
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A little so okay? Good? Would y'all like to participate
in my superhero name? All you have to do is
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Speaker 3 (01:51):
He finally has the cape.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Now he needs the perfect superhero name, and since there's
already a giant JB on the back, he's planning to
go with something that uses those initials.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Now.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
He's been throwing out names all morning long, and the
one he likes the best so far is a Jiggy Boy,
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Right there, I will call for your letter. I take seat,
General Baby. Yeah, all right, way to go around here.
You got the prize baggage. My faithful assistant Jackie. Oh,
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you're welcome. Good morning, The Big Show's on a radio
and more big show right around the corner.
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I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit. And
I like listening to John Boy and Billy and that
they're big show. I like the way they talk here.
Funny h funny queer, that's what they say. Anyhow, I
figured out why John Boy had a hard time getting
started in the morning.
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Ain't gotten the gaze?
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A whole lot like this? Turn that race off, Take
out the garbage, change my ool, know the yard? Why
you gotta go fishing so much? Sell that pick up?
We drinks so much beer?
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Manny, why don't you let me bring you another beer
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radio bob away from the hour. Our latest playhouse acted
out Now, Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Today's episode The Prodigal Daughter. Our story opens one Saturday
afternoon at the home of Patrick Fitzgerald in Dublin, Ireland.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
I see you red door, and I want to read
it all right?
Speaker 7 (06:35):
And how do that?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Pat Okay turn my BC Top of the Morning to y'all.
Michael Finnigan, Hey in the world are you lad? Oh?
Never bet? Me and some of the fellas are going
over to the Majestic to taking a movie, but you're
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locking to tag along, you know. I hate going out
with you Italians. I can't do it. Mike, me, daughter
Kathleen is coming to see me. Kathleen, you say you
mean the one that moved away. It became one of
them high fashion models. First time in five years she's
(07:27):
been home for a visit. Hope she ain't picked up
none of them weird accidents living abroad. Looking at you,
I guess you don't have to go out of town
to get a weird accent. How they Begorra, I don't reckon.
That's her getting out of that big lemon scene out there,
is it?
Speaker 7 (07:44):
Eh? Why no?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
I hope not. It's still moving. Show us some big
door on that thing is quite the hooker. Looker, Look, Mike, you.
Speaker 9 (08:05):
And your Italian friends. That's me daughter you're talking about.
Speaker 10 (08:09):
Hello, Hodder, It just keeps getting better.
Speaker 9 (08:16):
Hello, darling, Come here and give us a hug. Not
too tight.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
You put an eye up with her.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
I think I collapsed alone. It's good to see you.
Speaker 8 (08:26):
Good to see you too.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
You remember.
Speaker 9 (08:31):
Mister Finniganini from down the block, don't you?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Well?
Speaker 8 (08:35):
Of course, Hello there, mister Fenegean.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Well, hello to you, miss Kathleen. You know the last
time I seen you, you was just a skinny little lass,
no bigger than a minute. Now, look at you with
your hair piled up on your head, and your makeup
done just so, and your foam fit and dressed. It
shows off.
Speaker 9 (08:53):
Hold you all right, Finnegan, that's enough. Don't you got
a movie to go to or something?
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Oh yeah, so I goess you too, got a lot
catching up to So I'll.
Speaker 11 (09:11):
Talk to you next week.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Pat, lovely to see you a get to Kathleen. Here I
go all sleep it all.
Speaker 8 (09:15):
You always have to be looky you do, mister fan again?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Why Mike? Why what a perf?
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Now?
Speaker 7 (09:25):
Father cars?
Speaker 1 (09:26):
You can hardly blame it, can you.
Speaker 9 (09:28):
You're a thing of beauty pulling up here in that
big black limousine, trying to jump out before it even
I'd see the word of high fashioned Mudlin's been mighty
good to you. Either that you're wearing some pretty fancy
undergarments or you're sporting some some sort of bizarre tattoo
(09:50):
or say tatoo. I only wish your dear mother was
alive to see how it turned out. She'd be so road.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Except for the access.
Speaker 9 (10:04):
How come I never see your picture in any of
them fashion magazines down at the news dealers.
Speaker 8 (10:10):
Well, that's what I came to talk to you about you. See, Fadder,
the fashion world is a mighty competitive business, and sometimes
you had to take what you might call a lesser
job here and there just to make the ends meet.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
No harm in that, I suppose.
Speaker 12 (10:26):
But sometimes the girl finds herself taken more and more
of those kind of jobs. Pretty soon she falls in
with a different kind of crowd, and before you know it,
she's got in a different direction than she planned.
Speaker 7 (10:36):
What are you trying to say, girl, Well, I'm not a.
Speaker 8 (10:40):
Fashion model, Fodder, You're not. No, I'm a prostitute. Oh
what well, I tried to keep it from you for
a long time, but I thought I owed you the truth.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Well maybe it's a good thing. Your mother eat a life.
This would break her heart.
Speaker 8 (10:53):
Now, Fodder, it's really not all bad and I'm happy.
Is not what you already said you wanted?
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Yes, but not like this.
Speaker 8 (11:01):
Look, I associate with a very celect group of people.
I take a jaram me health and you can see
him making a good living. So what difference does it
make that I became a prostitute?
Speaker 1 (11:11):
A prostitute? Yes, well, now that's a relief.
Speaker 9 (11:16):
For a minute there, I thought you said Protestant.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
I can't. Here's a fight spot.
Speaker 7 (11:30):
Put him on the right.
Speaker 13 (11:34):
I was right.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Next time we'll hear Kathleen's crusty old business manager saying,
big man, let me hold it out.
Speaker 8 (11:45):
Fifteen percent.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
That was I come back and f I'm a lucky charm.
Good morning, A Big Shows on the radio. Hang on,
all right, listen you mog it's time to button.
Speaker 9 (12:00):
Yeah, say, I'm trying to listen to these two clowns,
John boyn Belly on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Yeah, the Big Show. It's big, say bigger than big.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
It's enormous.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
He's adorable. M Good morning, The Big Show is on
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the radio. Say hello to Michael Winslowd in the studio. Michael,
why one man? You've met some of my favorite movies.
That movie Spaceballs Brooks. That's with my favorite. How's mail
to work with?
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Mels. It's like being in school. It's like it's like
being an improvate school man. Like to watch your toes.
If I could get Mail to put Blazing Saddles on Broadway,
I'd be so happy. That'd be cool.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Be the sheriff.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
I want to be THEFF. And also the campfire scene.
He's not gonna be run up your ally. Yeah, how
about some more beans, mister tiger?
Speaker 3 (13:25):
You know what? The beans scene on Broadway would be cool.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Yeah, I'd like to see a lane stretch.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
Go see that.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
One, Michael.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
You know, man, you I met the general out there.
That was cool.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Oh yeah, you met Jerrial.
Speaker 11 (13:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
My father's a currently Air Force he probably knows him.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
That's right. You were you were a military kid.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
I just killed the microphone, just went out.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Really you did kill the microphone?
Speaker 3 (14:01):
I did.
Speaker 10 (14:02):
I just.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
I thought you were still doing that voice? Is it?
You know what?
Speaker 3 (14:09):
All the moment is gone, see what I mean? This
is the one, and this is see.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
I'm don't destroying the microphone on the show. Wow that's
the first. Yeah, yeah, please break another one. See good man,
I tell you what. I bet you something in high school?
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Would you?
Speaker 11 (14:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:38):
I was stud up man. With the talents that you have.
Speaker 13 (14:44):
Occasionally, even today, you still mess with people even if
nobody's watching.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Oh yeah, like if you.
Speaker 11 (14:49):
Walk into, say a fast food restaurant or something.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Oh yeah, you have a lot of fun. No more
Chinese places for me, don't let me.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Is that right?
Speaker 14 (14:58):
Shut up, You're not done. See now the pea people
are on.
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Yeah, we know what.
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I don't care.
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I'm a member of the Alaska Chapter of People for
the Eating of Taste. We figure if God don't want
to see animals, then stop making them out of meat.
Animals have rights, the most important right of home barbecue sauce.
Baby back, baby.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Michael, go hang out with us this votive man. I
hate that little damn orange mouth.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Get me a cattle prog.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Your chance for joy. The winners will play with Michael
in minutes. Good morning, everybody, The Big Show is on
the radio. Special guest in the studio Michael Winslow, most
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Talented Mouth, and show business ladies and jail.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
I do you want me to shut it right about now?
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Like, well, let's go on and get into this Dollywood
Squares game. It's just like the Hollywood Squares, except we
started with Dolly. Dolly Parton was sitting in that very
same chair.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
When we do. That's good to say.
Speaker 9 (16:24):
You stop looking at my breast.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
You don't expect me to go.
Speaker 7 (16:29):
I ain't gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
I ain't gonna happen. Lacking a chante overby you ain't.
Speaker 7 (16:35):
Gonna get that.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Big Show. Your doe free line across America. One eight
hundred Big Show. You know what, call on it? Big
callar nine. Actually, hey, oh yeah, we have to contestants
because we played the whole tic tac toe deal. So
be somewhere where we can have a tic tac toe
grid in front of you. Give up with a game.
Callers nine and ten, one eight hundred Big Show. Michael Winslow. Next,
(17:29):
Good morning, The Big Show is on the radio. You ready, ready, Jay,
It's time for Dollywood Squares. Our special guest celebrity, Michael Winslow.
That's right, brother, no fake for traditor A Psycho Joe
(17:49):
call her down out of Raleigh, North Carolina. Good morning, Psycho.
Speaker 11 (17:54):
Well sure.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Our other contestant, Terry, also from Raleigh, North Carolina.
Speaker 7 (17:58):
How about that?
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Good morning Terry? Hey, good morning? All right, Psycho, you're
gonna be exes. All right, that sounds great. We go,
y'all got a little tiktac Todyal we have Vana Stuffie
holding our Okay, all right, so Michael, here we go. Joe,
this is your question. Michael Johnson is the second most
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common last name in the United States. What is first.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
I refer this to give mc gudfrey.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Oh, you're trying to figure out what's one of these?
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
I'm gonna go for Smith.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Any of you guys Smith Joe, Michael says Smith.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
I'm with you, Filer.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Do you agree or disagree? I'm gonna disagree. Disagree.
Speaker 13 (18:50):
Oh, he would have taken the center square since you didn't.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Oh yeah, I didn't ask Joe, did you want to
send square? He would have taken the top right. No, no,
it's this is It was my fault. So but uh
oh gets that square? Oh? Gets see top right square?
All right, there it is your question, Michael. According to
Ozark Mountain folklore, why should a pregnant woman keep an
axe under her bed?
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Well, let's see concerning the fact that Jaelo Pudding, I
think it certain he's gonna marry the duck because they're
gonna get all loved up and nothing left. They're gonna
keep the baby to protect the baby from the devil.
To protect the baby from the devil.
Speaker 8 (19:35):
Anybody sleeping at the baby.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Terry, agree or disagree?
Speaker 4 (19:40):
Before that, I was gonna take the top left.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Oh, yes, sorry, anyone here? Okay, yeah, top left. All right, Terry,
I do too.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Man.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
What'd you say, Terry?
Speaker 1 (19:54):
You'll agree with that? Oh? No, it's to guarantee an
easy delivery.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Uh, that's kind of technical.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
It is, so ex gets that upper left the.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Next time he's a chains.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Where you want to go? Now, I'll tell you. Let's
try the center left, center left.
Speaker 7 (20:17):
Michael, shut up, shut up.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Up.
Speaker 13 (20:25):
If people commit really bad crimes, they should make them
drive cross country with Michael.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
I guarantee you they ain't gonna do it again.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Michael. That dot you put over your little eyes has
a name? What is it called? Well?
Speaker 3 (20:41):
I tried to think about these things what they are,
because I am French and I smell funny. I try
to think what this is. It is a tun Damn.
I'm not really sure. I think I'm going to go
for a little tito.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Michael says it's a tittle. Oh boy, boy, boy, boy boy,
I'm gonna disagree again. Disagreement, I'll go, man.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Listen to him.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Man, who gets that square? All right?
Speaker 7 (21:12):
Terry?
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Where are you going with another?
Speaker 5 (21:13):
Oh we'll go in the middle.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Go for the middle, all right, all right, Michael. What
album was the first to be pressed onto a CD
in the United States.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Well, let's see, I reckon I was. I was a
fan of Bruce Springsteen. But at the same time, Darrin
Straits had that Brothers and Irons with I want My
he look at them, Yo, yo, that's the way you
do it. Play your get on the MTV. And then
you had meat Loaf Bat out of Hell. Wait, let
me think I think meat loaf is a good meal.
So let's go for a bet out of Hell.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Ay meetloafs album Bat out of Hell? Terry agree or disagree? Disagree? Disagree?
Will you got it right?
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Tell me?
Speaker 1 (21:56):
With Springsteen, it was Springsteen's outing born in the US.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
That's right, Okay, Yeah, I kind of figured I could
full him, but I didn't.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Two o's in a row, Psycho, Where are you going
to your X?
Speaker 12 (22:05):
Don't look.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Let's go to the center right, center right, Either block
and win or lose on this one. All right, Michael,
your boss has described you as intractable in your point.
Are you more likely to get a raise or get fired?
You're intractable.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Let's find out what the boss says. Hang on stickun
general distinct, right, it means I gonna get fired.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
He could talk with his mouth closed door. Intractable, you say,
get fired, Yes, masta an intractable film master psycho. I'm
gonna agree with him on that one. Well that square
for the block, all right, Now back to Terry.
Speaker 11 (23:08):
Where you're gonna go?
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Terry bottom left, the bottom left for the wind. Alrighty,
here we go. You're in Australia, Michael, get and you
see a boomer in the outback.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Rar to boomer?
Speaker 1 (23:23):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (23:25):
Well, let me think, Mike, it could be a severe thunderstorm.
Make kangaroo a gray elephant. I think of boomer is
a severe thunderstorm. And then again in that area they
call them toy fins, mate, So you know what it
could be anything. I think it's a bloody thunderstorm.
Speaker 13 (23:40):
Mike.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Are you buying or selling a thunderstorm? Terry? What you
gonna do?
Speaker 11 (23:44):
Man?
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Agree or do?
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Severe thunderstorm? Mike, I'm totally confused.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Now, good, severe thunderstorm? Disagree, disagree? And that was all right?
Speaker 8 (23:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (23:55):
Oh thank you. By the way, it was a male kangaroo.
Yeah right, it's a big boomer, Mike, Yeah, a big one.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Secho. You love money, and I'm sure you'll get tough again.
You have that talent like and Terry Rowley. You win, Buddy,
congratulations with big on prize. Back is all yours first time.
All right, good dad, that's a goody.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
It's a good way. It's a good way to have
it happened.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
All right, buddy, hang on, Jackie, good your information. Michael,
you or something, man, Thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Well, I thank you all for having me. I've been
here a couple of times and y'all been wonderful and uh,
just I can say is hey, this is the best.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Thank you very much, Michael. We appreciate you, man.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Thank you for.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Heng go be right back. Good morning, The Big Show
is on the radio, and uh Classic bit time. Yes,
we're celebrating the old Buddy Dub with playhouses that Dub
start in coming up next. Hang on, good morning, The
(25:15):
Big Show is on the radio, Tubby Classic bed in
the morning, we're doing playhouses with the Dumbster.
Speaker 16 (25:23):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Dub
Day Afternoon. As our story opens, General Tom and his
Palell Dub arrive at Bubba's Sports Bar to enjoy an
afternoon of NASCAR action on the forty inch big screen.
Speaker 7 (25:43):
Hey Dube, you are right. This place ain't that crowded
after all.
Speaker 11 (25:47):
Yep, I told you.
Speaker 7 (25:48):
How you doing that? Sweet hot?
Speaker 13 (25:50):
Hey?
Speaker 7 (25:50):
You want to run around with old man? Will you
walk me home?
Speaker 5 (25:56):
Hey?
Speaker 7 (26:00):
How to general pray?
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Say that?
Speaker 7 (26:01):
Bubba, heyde, come on over here? Sit down?
Speaker 11 (26:04):
Hey there, Bubba, how you doing?
Speaker 1 (26:06):
I can't complain, Dub. Hey? Wait a minute, is that
a dog you got with you?
Speaker 11 (26:11):
Yes, this here is Charlie.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
Charlie say hello to Bubba. Dumb You can't bring that
dog in here, but he's a real well behaved dog.
I don't care if he's rin ten ten and Scooby
Doo rolled into one. No dogs allive and look at
that hat. Come on here, I say, what what is it? Gentleal?
Speaker 7 (26:37):
You ain't gonna let dub bring his dog in here.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
We got rules against that kind of thing. I'm running
respectable dog, So what dang?
Speaker 10 (26:43):
Hardly nobody in here anyway sides that dog is Dubb's
best friend in the whole world.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
I thought you were Dubb's best friend in the whole world. Whatever.
Speaker 10 (26:54):
My point is, that dog ain't gonna hurt nobody want
you Just let the dog sit down down on the
stool beside of it.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Okay, all right, dumb your dog can stay, but he
better behave himself.
Speaker 11 (27:05):
Thanks, Babba, sit y'ally, good boy, you behave now?
Speaker 7 (27:08):
Hey? Is that the race? Turn it up a little bit?
Speaker 1 (27:12):
And dyll earn Hard, who started from the back of
the back at number forty, is beginning to move up.
He's now running thirty first. Hey, hey, Dub, I told
you to keep that dog quiet.
Speaker 11 (27:25):
Sorry about that, Bubba, y'all. Hears a real big Iron
Heart fan. Sometime he gets a little excited when he
sees him on TV.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Well, your dog is earned heart, well, Dub, he can
stay as long as behaves himself.
Speaker 11 (27:39):
Y'ally, you host now be a good boy.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
He sure is weird looking, hay double What come of dog?
Is it? Oh?
Speaker 11 (27:45):
He's the Hines Hines?
Speaker 1 (27:47):
What's that?
Speaker 7 (27:48):
Fifty cent varieties all rolled in the one.
Speaker 11 (27:52):
God that's piece.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Earn Heart continues to move up through the field. He's
moved from thirty first to twenty fifth. Dog gone it, dub.
If you can't keep the dog quiet, you're gonna have
to take him outside.
Speaker 11 (28:13):
Sorry, Bubba. Like I said, he's a big Iron Heart fan.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Well, for goodness sake, if the dog acts like that
when Earn Heart's running twenty fifth. What in the world
does he do when Earnhart wins?
Speaker 11 (28:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
I ain't had him by the year.
Speaker 13 (28:39):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse today
again next time when we'll hear Charlie the Dog say,
the General say, and Dub say.
Speaker 11 (28:56):
I wish both all of you would hust I'm trying
to wash the race.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
That's a peach run man way, mane. I want to
do it again. My Bubba voice wasn't read neck.
Speaker 11 (29:39):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
It's a big jaw on the radio.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Time letter Oh good.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Letters, get your letters read me? Okay o oh alrighty.
(30:10):
My first letter comes from John Morrow. The baggage dudes
in Orlando International Airport. How the Big Show Gang. We're
hunting gators this weekend at Lake George for our grilling
sauce recipe. You know, get gator deep frog gator dipping
grilling sauce. Huh, Johnny, would you and Cadbury like to
join us? Yen y out, yen, y out, yen yat.
(30:31):
I'll be taking my red uha uha Big Show shirt
in the bottle of grilling sauce to taunt the gator.
If I chance the gator wins, please change the first
line of the grilling sauce song from alligator to baggage handler,
remember the solidationing before. If we win, I'd like to
drop by next vacation and turn y'all on to some gator. Well,
let you know how it turns out. Dell Cadbury, Faversham
(30:53):
Love you mean it, John ps Hey, Randy, your story
on Zycam the cold Medicine last November has helped me
get my first Perfect Attendance award in twenty years as
a baggage handler. Either that or I just forgot to
call in sick. Thank God there's another. Dear John Boy
and Billy. I listened to the Big Show an Eagle
(31:13):
one hundred w OKI to Knoxville, Tennessee last week. I
heard John Boy reading real stories from nine to one
one calls very funny stuff. You ask if nine to
one one operators had any funny costs please share them
with you. Well, I'm not a nine to one one operator,
but I am a telephone receptionist for the Tourism Department
and Pigeon Forge, Tennessee, and yes we have some funny costs.
(31:33):
I've been collecting them, and I thought i'd share the
weird and the funny with you guys. Hope you enjoy
reading them. Love you mean it? Connie Matoon telephone Receptionists,
Pigeon Forge, Department of Tourism. Here you go. I was
there several years ago and had a wonderful time. This time,
I'm bringing my family. Okay, thank you. My address is
(31:54):
one two three Ford little Little. That's one word.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Remember how they pronounced it in fidget Tell?
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Can you send me information about that big forest? Speaking
of the Great Smoky Mountain National Park? Telephone operator, Connie,
what month will you be visiting? Potential guest? My birthday? Okay?
Call her? What number? Can I call you?
Speaker 7 (32:23):
On?
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Telephone operator? I'm sorry, what do you mean? What number? Caller?
I need a telephone number to give to my friends
so that they can call you. I used to have
a number, but I can't find it. I used to
have a number I could reach you on. Ma'am. You
can give them the number you just call. Oh, that's
one word, here's one. So are the fireworks gonna be
(32:47):
up in the sky and be pretty and all?
Speaker 3 (32:53):
Fourth of July?
Speaker 1 (32:54):
There years the up gonna be pretty Guess when is
your fall festival? Operator? Do you mean in the city
or for Dollywood? Guess everywhere. We were there last December
and you had all of your Christmas lights and everything up. Child.
(33:14):
I was asking a lady some questions and she hung
up on me. Operator. What kind of questions were you asking? Child? Perverted?
Oh man, do you have the number for a stream
where kids can go fishing? My son is getting married.
Do you have a combinations that accept pets? Oh? Guest
(33:40):
talking to a ranger at a national park? Have you
counted your deer this morning? Ranger? Well know why, guess
because I just saw three run across the road here
at our motel. I just wanted to check in with
three case he had counted, and yeah, I wanted to
add those two. I'm trying to help. Are your trolley
tour of lights at will they be turning on the
(34:01):
lights at night? Gues? Have you had any snow yet? Operator? No,
not any so far the season? Yes, well, don't they
blow it in if you don't get any caller? Yes,
I'm calling about the midnight road race. What time does
that start? And finally, so do the leaves change in
(34:25):
Pigeon Forge too. By the way, the fireworks are up
in the sky. They are hurting it out.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
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