January 27, 2025 • 34 mins
Monday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we wake up with Lisa Marie on out minds.. - We’ll prove that John Boy makes a terrible passenger.. - Upgrading to “Boyfriend 2.0” doesn’t live up to the hype for the ladies.. - Mad Max climbs all over the Border Fence.. - A listener writes in to straighten us out on why a blind Superhero would need eyes in his mask.. - Remember when Diana Ross got picked up for D.W.I. - it should have been on Cops.. - and to wrap things up for the day - we’ll remind ourselves why we stopped doing “Open Line” on the air…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, the Big shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hang on, all right, listen to you, morg it's time
to button your yapp say, I'm trying to listen to
these two clowns, John Boy and Belly on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Yeah, the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
It's big, saying bigger than big, it's your normous say
he's adorable.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Good morning, A Big Show is on the radio.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Sitting around here drinking a cup of coffee, learning about
Mike Stone karate God the persson is messing around with.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yeah, I don't want to go. Was the ladies on him?
Why were you talking?
Speaker 4 (01:03):
My wife taped some kind of one of those e
true Hollywood stories about Lisa Marie.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
I said, come watch this one.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Men.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
We're watching it and I'm like, you know, the first hour,
of course, is about Priscilla. I'm like, it starts out
in nineteen fifty nine. I'm like, we're going back a
little far to talk about Lisa Marie.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Because Lise Marie's Priscilla's only ten years younger. Yeah, yeah,
ten years older than Lisa Marie.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
So what's the uh No, they're interviewing all these people,
I'm thinking, and it's the same people you always see
interviewed when they're talking to Elvis, you know, Rick Stanley
and people like that, right, and there they've got these
shots of Mike Stone, Like that's a guy you never
you never heard him, hear him interviewed, you never see
anything about him.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Since they broke up. This was news to me.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I didn't know anything.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
I mean because anybody that's ever known Elvis, you know,
has gotten a TV special out of it. And there's
a guy that you never heard anything about.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
So so Mike Stone taught Elvis karate. He was like
they met him.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
They were on a vacation in Hawaii and Elvis met
him like several years before that. And then Priscilla was like,
you know, I'm bored. You know, you're always on the road.
And el said, I I get that. The karate guy.
Give you some lessons you can be a deadly weapon
like me. And of course they ended up, you know,
falling in love. Whoa So was this after she broke
(02:12):
up with Elvis. This was kind of the same time
she was breaking up with Elvis.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Kind of lessons I karate, I need to make myself
more clear. And Billy told his wife, why don't you
go take karate lessons. Hey didn't she already take? It
was Judo didn't take.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
We're all here together, we're gonna be give given here.
In just a second, we'll give you legs up and
play that Outburst game and minutes.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Good morning, everybody. Hope you on time. If not, I
feel free to call up give you a little pep talk.
Then good morning. The Big Show is on the radio
for this Monday, January the twenty seventh.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
All right, well let's give you legs up. This where
we get our categories for this Outburst game. Your first
chance to join the winners on this day, January twenty seventh.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. He began playing piano at age three.
He wrote his first composition at five, age five. Man
nineteen ninety six study conducted by the London Institute of
Education reveal school children who listen to Mozart score worse
(03:16):
on tests than children who listen to rock music.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Well, I mean, you know you think about Mozart's resume.
That's got to demoralize you when you're taking a test. Man,
I'm never gonna be a Mozart.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I'm gonna lose.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
It was five.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I was kidd the gar Sells Sucker my thumb put
some more eddie money on.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
A novelty manufacturer created a special bra in nineteen fifty
seven to honor Mozart's birthday. Well the rob played a
twenty second musical clip while lights flashed and time to
the music.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Who invented this Austin powers.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
When Austria has celebrated the two hundred anniversary of Mozart's
death in nineteen ninety one, Austrian entrepreneurs dreamed of that.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Must be some kind of foreign thing they have over there.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
They dreamed of all sorts of Mozart money makers, including
Mozart burgers, Mozart skis, Mozart frisbees, Mozart perfumes, Mozart playing cards,
Mozart mask and even a Mozart mayonnaise.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Shut up, i'm rallied contains rid of.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Mozart Mozart mayonnaise on that mater's hand got up, Light up, Bros.
It was on a date nineteen sixty seven, at six
thirty one pm at Kate Kennedy, Florida, a flash fire
started during a simulated launch of the Apollo one spacecraft,
and all three astronauts aboard the craft died Virgil Gus Grissom,
(04:34):
Edward White, and Roger Chaffee.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
The fire was blamed on faulty electrical wiring.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
There's a possibility that a combustible material used in the
velcrow that was on board may have contributed to the fires.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Amazingly fast as a flash.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Lam.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah, it was full of pure oxygen and electrical wiring.
Short man.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
Then you remember the guy that buzz off and punched
up when he tried to get in the swear on
the Bible.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
He went to the moon.
Speaker 7 (04:58):
That guy's got a book, as it turns out, and
he theorizes that this sixty seven fire was actually murdered
because Gus Grissom was about to go public with the
whole fake thing.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I watched that DVD AD Yeah, and it gets good,
but it's vague. I mean, it's not a thing well,
I mean, you get there.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
You just want to punch the guy in the face.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
No, no, no.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
At the end of it, they offer you a more
in depth DVD, but they allude to that very same thing.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah. Nah, oh no, all right.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Finally, on this day in nineteen eighty four, Other Shrine
Auditorium and Los Angeles singer Michael Jackson was filming a
commercial for a Pepsi Cola TV ad when an accidental
flare explosion. It nodded hair spray that has just been
applied to his hair and the confliguration that followed, and
that is the right.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Word where you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Michael Jackson produced second degree burns on his head and neck.
Brother Tito doubts the fire with Coca cola.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Because everybody knows PEPs is flammable.
Speaker 6 (06:03):
I may have gone to the mall on Sunday, but
I've never bursted, never actually burst into flame.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
So you got that going for you. All right, y'all,
here we go.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
We'll take Color nine now for the outburst play from
uh these days in Histories. We'll get the categories for
the forementioned prize back one eight hundred Big Show Color nine.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
You'll be in next. You wanted the big shows on
(06:44):
your radio? Yeah, Monday morning.
Speaker 8 (06:47):
First, play up first, Let's play up first. It's the
game that anyone can win, John Boy, Bully give the
prizes from the Big Prize.
Speaker 9 (06:59):
Pa.
Speaker 8 (07:01):
Let's go contested number one. This should be a lot
of fun. You're playing outs. Have a hurry up and
guest time you love the best time. You love a
big shots.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Bex saying I have a big show.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Time I can allow South Carolina.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
It's Mark shots.
Speaker 9 (07:31):
Mark.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
How you doing that, buddy? How about you all right
doing five? Well, let's jumb on in here, Mark s
if you win this big old prize bag, there we go, Mark.
Three classical composers, ready.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
Go, Mogar.
Speaker 8 (07:48):
Here are you now?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Decomposers?
Speaker 9 (07:53):
Ha ha.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
No, Mark, all right, here we go Category number two
three flammable materials. Ready go, Gasolene Charrosleen diesel.
Speaker 10 (08:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Also acceptable, Randy Mark. It's just theoretically just I mean,
just what's that word?
Speaker 9 (08:14):
Just?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
You know, going through steady? Oh, Jesse Yankee.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Methodically is the word I was looking for, methodically going
through this category?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
All right? Mark for the wind. Three famous people named
Michael Ready go.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Michael Jordan's Michael uh.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
Oh oh man? That's with you?
Speaker 8 (08:44):
Man Jackson stupid?
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Oh yeah, I thought it was Michael Brown, that weird
guy that was hanging around you know, the Yellow Rose
there for a while.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Michael Jackson, Michael Jordan, what's another landing?
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Michael Landon, Michael Irvin, Michael Ilas, Michael Douglas. I want
the season when other people say, oh Mark, golly buddy,
who was going too good to that?
Speaker 5 (09:10):
Right?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Last one? And hang on this is out burts. We
don't make you happy before we hang up on you.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
All right, okay, appreciate it, all right.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
You're welcome.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Jackie Seaweather, Mark Well, Steve Well, Disney World, tinkerbell snow
Globe or.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
That's mine's.
Speaker 11 (09:30):
Good morning and rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Gulay and you're listening to the Ride
of the Red States. John boyn Billy right here on
the Big Show. Some enchanted money. You may hear the
Big Show. Where's my big bag? It can't be topical?
Speaker 9 (10:00):
H h.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Good morning. It's a big yawn the radio.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
John Boy by that pillows, Randy Jaggie, Micey mice Stater touch.
Speaker 6 (10:32):
I'm talking about how bad of a passenger John Boy
is in a car. It's he has to be a
good driver because he is a lousy passioner.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
That that flames, that flames. And get with John Boy,
you know, John Boy.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Before I get in the truck, I always say, Johnny, now,
if you're gonna ride with me, are you gonna give
me crap, nice stupid.
Speaker 8 (10:59):
Now we're gonna call you long before that.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
We're driving up the road and you know that right
lanes open. You missed nobody over there.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Then Marty's got all the little computer stuff.
Speaker 6 (11:11):
His page is going on.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
He's got hooked up. Can I get your USA today?
Speaker 8 (11:16):
It's not the only thing you.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
And he said, be quiet, I'm getting a fact that guys,
when you're driving out, got you a police escort.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Okay, weeks longer to we get there.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
And every time we've almost hit somebody, I've saved our
lives every time being an alert passenger.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Wait a minute, it was our sign distracting the driver.
You're also the one that endangered everybody's life, so.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Right, you were the one that made him get over
and speed up exactly right. Faster man, Yeah, it floating traffic.
Everybody stops. You're either going faster. You're never think because
there's stuff in the waves like other cars. I'll try
to be a better passenger.
Speaker 6 (12:03):
Yeah, brad Shaw said, he put Jackie you were Bradshaw said,
he put him in the back seat.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
I've never seen him in the back seat of anything.
Speaker 6 (12:11):
We get in a cab, he makes the cab driver
move all of his stuff out of the front seat
so we can ride up front and tell him to
speed up and get over.
Speaker 8 (12:18):
How did their jug lish you're from around.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
Here's okay, I know all the shortcuts.
Speaker 8 (12:27):
I won't get in that left lane. Look, it's move along,
stupid stup it leave me alone.
Speaker 6 (12:31):
We were in Dallas, Texas. We got in the cab
the right. I don't know, a three mile cab, right.
He wasn't very long. Johnny gets up front. Now jug
dish had to move all of this stuff out of
the way. We weren't in the car a good ten
seconds of cars moving. Johnny figures, well, this guy's not
you know, from around here, you know, and he probably
doesn't speak English. Well, so he leaned over two inches
from the guy's ear and goes you from here.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
The guy went, because of course everyone knows if they
don't speak English if you say it really loud.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
But I will understand.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
I said, no, Johnny. He flies in here so he
can drive a cab and flies home. We probably parked
our jet next to him.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Oh well, I didn't realize I was that bad. I
thought I was helping. I'm sorry, And every time, every
time it's funny.
Speaker 6 (13:17):
Every time we've seen it a thousand times, we get
ready to load up to wherever we're going. I always
have to drive if I'm around, because I get carsick
every time Billy Billy gets in the front seat. Every
time gets in the front seat, lays it back, and
every time up the door and have that same puppy
dog look on the sad you're.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Gonna move, aren't you?
Speaker 12 (13:41):
Come on?
Speaker 8 (13:41):
Load up? Come on?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
No wonder why y'all trade me? No wonder. I'm not
a good passenger, y'all. I think what he's trying to
say is you started it? All right, y'all? Who wants
to playing with a stupid quiz one eight hundred? Big show?
You're told?
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Free line bet callar nine. Let's get to it next.
(14:24):
Good morning, A big show is on the radio with
this Monday morning, January twenty seventh. All right, tan away
from the hour. Yeah, that's time. Welcome to John Boy
and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode. Boudreau gets aheadache. As our
(14:45):
story opens, Woodrow, Boudreau and his pal Justin LeBlanc are
settling in to watch the big game in the Boudreau
living room.
Speaker 13 (14:53):
Woe, I'm gonna toll you wanting that day is the
most beautifous television ever did.
Speaker 10 (14:59):
So she ain't a sweetheart, ain't she? That screen got
thirty seven inches.
Speaker 13 (15:03):
Must have put a big old den in your wallet,
Oh lizablethon, that must have put a big old deb
in your knucker?
Speaker 8 (15:10):
How did dad listen? Ben a woman? How come you
want to took that frying pane?
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Want me on the head like that? Cause you are
no good line cheating sneak.
Speaker 8 (15:19):
That's how come what you talking about?
Speaker 9 (15:21):
I was just putting some of your dongurese in the
clothes washing machine. I found this here, a note stuck
down in the pocket.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
What note you tell me?
Speaker 8 (15:31):
Says Mary Lou?
Speaker 9 (15:32):
Won it that your new good friend?
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Now, honey, you donne slid off your handle again. I
got a perfectly logical exclamation.
Speaker 5 (15:40):
O K.
Speaker 8 (15:41):
Then knock yourself elt cause like you almost done it
for you. I ain't talking to you, juice.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Stand well.
Speaker 10 (15:47):
See that there's a note I made to myself while
I was in Florida last week to see your uncle
T John in the hospital.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
So far this story ain't sounding too much more. Better
hold on a minute now.
Speaker 10 (15:58):
Since it got sick Uncle y'all talk ain't been able
to get to that what you call horse racing track
like he he.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Must have two uncle said.
Speaker 8 (16:09):
So when I would leave it, he asked me.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
To go by damn better on a horse form.
Speaker 8 (16:12):
In the turd race. The name of his horse was
Mary Lou.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
I had to rode it down so I wouldn't forgot.
See is that the truth?
Speaker 8 (16:19):
Mary Lou is a horse?
Speaker 5 (16:21):
You know it?
Speaker 8 (16:21):
Then I would never done nothing like that for you.
Speaker 9 (16:24):
Cherry.
Speaker 13 (16:26):
Well, now.
Speaker 8 (16:29):
Live hell, I reckon.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
I do feel some more better.
Speaker 8 (16:34):
I apologize for clunking.
Speaker 9 (16:35):
You on the head like that.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Will you swing a man stick?
Speaker 5 (16:38):
Dollard?
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Yes, you don't hear you so hard?
Speaker 8 (16:41):
I can hear them bild myself. Yes, the telephone genius,
Oh could you answer that?
Speaker 3 (16:46):
His honey?
Speaker 8 (16:47):
The game just about to start, Okay.
Speaker 9 (16:49):
I brought y'all some more corn chip when I get back,
and some avig for your head. Boos Man, thank you,
my bookie.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Boo man. We could use a hitter like that on
the company.
Speaker 8 (16:59):
So you think, O, Lizabeth want to jump down at
the plant?
Speaker 13 (17:04):
Oh, Lizabeth got some fire sometime, Hey, bodro that thing
about your uncle toad Jama whatever, you call it?
Speaker 8 (17:12):
Was that the truth?
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (17:13):
What do you think, Elizabeth?
Speaker 1 (17:16):
I think you just got ano on the lift side
of your head to match that one on the right.
Speaker 8 (17:20):
What isn't the same?
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Hell you come hit me.
Speaker 9 (17:22):
Again for cause your horse Mary Lou, she just called
here and asks where you was watching the game at.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
We all you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 8 (17:40):
Forget the softball team.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
We're gonna put him.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
In the golden glove June in again next time when
we'll hear the crusty old Cajun bookie say, hey, big man,
let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Good morning? Is a fixed you all already?
Speaker 14 (18:00):
Helly lindsay, premise here. When I'm on this side of
the pond, I get my daily dose of culture and
edification every morning from these two delightful lads, John Boy
and Billy right here on the big Show. You know,
I hate to break it to you, boys, but where
I come from, you're all Yankees.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Who will? I thought it was funny.
Speaker 15 (18:56):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big
Sho Show, the South's number one exports. Oh you know,
hurricanes don't bother me a lot. The one kind of
world I'm afraid of is Tornados?
Speaker 8 (19:15):
Is that right?
Speaker 5 (19:16):
Oh?
Speaker 15 (19:16):
Yeah, I'm in Tornada country there in Georgia.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
Right.
Speaker 15 (19:19):
I came to this conclusion watching television news most of
my life, and that is a Tornada. I has never
touched an intelligent man's trailer.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
The other can't find one to talk to on the news.
Speaker 8 (19:35):
Well, you just think about this, Randy.
Speaker 15 (19:38):
I'm serious. I don't care whether you're twenty one years
of age or eighty one. I don't care how long you've.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Been on this earth.
Speaker 15 (19:44):
I will bet you any amount of money that in
your entire lifetime you have never seen the evening news
a tornative victim from a trailer park in a three
piece suit, a Marto grab shirt, going, yes, this was
rather DEVI statement. A tree fell on the lexus. Quite
(20:07):
a bit of rubble in our hot tub. I believe
with all my heart. Now, I know people think this
is just a comedy routine, but I believe with all
my heart that when a toardinata hits the news director
at the local TV station, he tells his reporter get
out to the trailer park and interview a dumbass and
(20:30):
try to find one who's married to a fat woman.
Now here's the couple they always interview, standing where their
trailer used to be. The husband's always real frail. He's
like one hundred and twelve pounds on and eight without
the butt buckle. Where our little John deer cap got
(20:53):
a tack too, usually with something misspelled. You got a
gauge in his pocket. That's in case the trailer don't
see level standing next to his wife. Dad's wife weighs
four hundred wearing those tight, tight polyestra pants. I mean,
(21:15):
why did they wear that? John Boy, don't they know
how that looks? I mean, I know that fat, but hell,
they're not blind. Yeah, four hundred pound woman put on
tight polyestra pants. Then look in the mirror and go
all right, it seems like she's always wearing a beeper.
(21:36):
I need to tell you all something about fat people
and beepers. Let you wear the old kind of beeper,
the one that made a noise. They got these mind
or the high teches. Now they don't make a noise
that simply vibrating. Well, trust me on this. If you
weigh four hundred pounds, you're missing calls. Really, you will
feel something. You're just like a sweat. You know, what
(22:00):
do these people always say about the tornado? I thought
it was a freight trail. Now the railroad trail within
a hundred miles and there's rocket signed this. It's the Locomodi.
You just made the left and you a driveway.
Speaker 8 (22:15):
Now.
Speaker 15 (22:16):
See, I am not the smartest guy in the world,
but I did this. If I was sitting in my
den at home and just thought, just thought that there
was a freight train somewhere, you're my mailbox. My button
would be out of that.
Speaker 9 (22:28):
You know.
Speaker 15 (22:29):
Now, to be bludy about you, there are some people
who deserve to die. I don't hope I get out
of here for me. They mad, Yo, wise up and
be careful out there.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Jum Boy and Billy, you're listening to the radio morning
radio dumb right, Good morning. The Big Show is on
the radio Monday morning, January through twenty seven. There we go.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
According to a recent survey, three percent of the people
coming out of a shopping mall have this in common.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
What is they were at the limited on Sunday? Hey,
that's what we're looking at me for.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
No much much lower, say Randy, you are special just
like everybody else. Alright, what y'all think one eight hundred,
Big show, you're told, free line. We'll start recaller nine.
Go do we get a winner?
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Let's do it.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Good morning, everybody got the Big Show on already over
this Monday morning, January twenty seven.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Yeah, around the bottom of the hour, and you know
it's time. Yes, live across on my record.
Speaker 8 (24:06):
Hats John jump forty.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Now your hosts.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
During his last trip of the mall, he got ripped
off bad. Of course, that's what he gets for shopping
at that news store. Everything's a piece of crap. He's
John Bargy.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Good morning, Phil out of Huntsville, Alabama. You are up.
Speaker 11 (24:27):
How you doing?
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Phil?
Speaker 15 (24:28):
Doing great?
Speaker 5 (24:29):
He got through?
Speaker 8 (24:32):
Yay man here you are.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
All right, Phil?
Speaker 3 (24:38):
Yeah, all right, Phil, let's put you thinking cap on.
According to recent survey, three percent of the people coming
out of a shopping mall have this in common.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
I'm gonna say, lighting a cigarette. Lighting is cigarette. That's
an interesting guess.
Speaker 8 (24:58):
Log away, thank me.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
You appreciate it, all right, Phil, Thanks a lot, buddy,
have a good day. We got Denise out of Ozark, Missouri.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Hello, Denise, good morning. How are you doing today.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
I'm doing just fine.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
It's a little cold here from start time caller. All right, well,
welcome Denise. What are you doing moving around this morning?
Going to work?
Speaker 5 (25:18):
Going to work?
Speaker 4 (25:18):
I'm about a quarter of a mile from work.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
All right, let's see if you can walk in the
door winter, would that.
Speaker 11 (25:24):
Be so great?
Speaker 1 (25:25):
All right? Well, what do you think in Denise?
Speaker 4 (25:27):
I'm gonna say they didn't buy.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
They didn't buy anything. Oh oh, make you feeling better.
That's what pillars thought it was. Yeah, that is I'm
usually one of the ones that doesn't buy anything. Is
that right?
Speaker 16 (25:43):
You need to go with Randy. He can show you
how to shoe shop. Hey, right, that makes one of you.
All right, Dennise, thank you, swey.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
Do you have a good day? All right?
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Bye, bye bye bye. We got Art at a Nag's Head,
North Carolina.
Speaker 5 (25:58):
Hello Art, Oh by god, I'm dying on hold here
you are buddy?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
All right? Well Lart, what are you thinking? Buddy? Three
percent of people coming out of a shopping mall have
this in common. I don't think they can find their core.
They can't find their car. We'll look it out, That's
what I'm talking about. A Yeah, they have no idea
where they parked.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
That's three percent I believe most people shouldn't be out
moving around society.
Speaker 8 (26:29):
Oh man, I mean that happens me.
Speaker 6 (26:31):
I ain't happen to you.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Never. No, it's damn to me.
Speaker 6 (26:34):
Oh yeah, especially those malls that have like, you know,
the multi tiered parking garages.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
There was an episode of Seinfeld. I lived that episode.
Did you actually pee in the parking?
Speaker 14 (26:45):
Well?
Speaker 1 (26:45):
No, okay, hey, al right, way to go goldfish down?
All right, old no, Jackie gets you information? All right,
good morning, The big show is on your radio.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
I took you.
Speaker 12 (27:00):
I never seen anything like it in my life. The
sun's belly up, there's full everywhere, flying through the air,
and blights and bowls and hands. People eat them with
their fingers, their feet, other people's feet.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
It's unbelievable. Oil with a spreads. You can't imagine.
Speaker 12 (27:12):
Ribs and chicken and biscuits and whole pigs and a
great big sticky. That's what it's like at the junt
Boy of Bully Pig shirt. It's a buffet from start
to finish. There should be a cover charge.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 12 (27:21):
The only thing missing napkins. I guess that's what your
shirt is for. Oil faded like cleaning bill. Oh, my head.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
You canna eat that Good Morning, It's big show on
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the radio. Listen to this man. Y'all y'all like computers.
Y'all probably understand this. I thought it was kind of funny,
and I'm not quite sure what it means. From Fawn Hoyt.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Fawn said this in that's a letter to tech Support
last year, Dear tech Support, last year, I upgraded from
Boyfriend five point oh to Husband one point oh and
noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to
the accounting modules, limiting access to Flower and Jewelry applications
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that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend five oh. In addition,
Husband one to oh uninstalled many other valuable programs, such
as Romance.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Nine point nine, but installed.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Undesirable programs such as NFL five oh, NBA three to zero,
Conversation eight oh no longer runs, and house Cleaning two
point six simply crashes the system. I tried running Nagging
five point three to fix these problems, but to no avail.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Sign desperate, Dear desperate.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Keep in mind, Boyfriend five oh is an entertainment package,
while Husband one oh is an operating system.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Try to enter the command c.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
Slash I thought you loved me and install Tears six
point two. Husband one oh should then automatically run the
applications guilty three to oh Flowers seven oh. But remember
overuse can cause Husband one oh to default to grumpy
silence two point five, Happy Hours seven point oh are
beer six point one six point one is a very
(29:34):
bad program that will create snoring.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Loudly wave files.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
Do not install Mother in Law one point zero or
reinstall another boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and
will crash Husband.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
One point oh.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
In summary, Husband one oh is a great program, but
it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications.
Quickly consider buying additional software to improve performance. I personally
recommend hot Food three to zero and Lingerie five point three.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Sincerely, text support.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Good morning, A big shows right here on the radio,
and let's get this phone call right here.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Hello big show, John boyn Billy Yo be mad?
Speaker 5 (30:41):
Max?
Speaker 8 (30:41):
Here?
Speaker 3 (30:42):
Max?
Speaker 1 (30:42):
What's up with your bad self?
Speaker 5 (30:44):
Manmair Superfly, Welcome to the nineteen seven John Boy, don't
try to be here. It's like Bob Hope dressing up
like the fawn. It just don't work, all right? Uh,
you still got that cake? I sure day, we'll pull
it over your mouth with mumpless town. Let's see what
cheese binding development has been preying on my mind? Right,
(31:07):
all right, y'all listen to this. Mexico's Congress has complained
to the United States about a group of US workers
building the controversial border fence between the two countries. Mexican
legislators say workers and equipment constructing a section of the
fence near the town of Douglas, Arizona, have gone ten
(31:29):
yards over the line into Mexico. No, that's right, sports fans,
Mexico is mad because American construction workers are going across
the border of legal league. The Mexican Foreign Minister complaining
to US authorities, and the men and equipment have been withdrawn. Boy,
(31:50):
that was a close one. The last thing would rolled
is some kind of border problem with Mexico and my
big old bud. The American and back said, the US
is sensitive to Mexican concerns and has the deepest respect
for the sovereignty of Mexican soul. It sure would be
nice if y'all would return the favor. Sometimes they didn't
(32:12):
really say that last part, but I guarantee you his
thinking it. Yeah, there's a good size set of nuggets
to complain about a fence being ten yards over the
line when there's fifteen man of your people on the
wrong side of it. Already. I'm hot from what I
read as places in Mexico where eighty percent of the
(32:32):
workforces packed up moved to America. As Tam Wilson says, hell,
it might be you the most summer here because Mexico's
economy has basically been in a toilet since the Johnson administration.
And for the life I mean, I can't figure out why.
I mean, it ain't like they got the manpower to
get stuff done. The whole place is pull of Mexican.
(32:56):
And before somebody excuse me of being racist, let me
just say this. I run a construction company. I ain't
got a fang against Mexicans in the labor force. Night
to have somebody in Americas willing to do a little word.
I don't hire a legal ones if I can help it.
Of course, I made straight these in Spanish back in
high school, so I ain't always in a position of
(33:18):
hot box every time dicking pegrottle whether or not the
PaperWorks in order. And I do play a fair wage
and when I look at what I get versus what
I spend per man all I can say is leave law,
may he come. Don't get me wrong, I'm offer controlling
the borders. Y'all want to come jump in the mountain,
(33:39):
pot have at it, but do it by the rules.
And if you don't come live here, it'd be nice
if you spoke a little more English than meatball sub
large pepsi for corn says I didn't think it was
possible to make a trip to the DMV more paintable,
but y'all actually done it right. Tell what I like
(33:59):
to the feller that complained about this crew out in
Arizona had run about seven hundred miles of border fence
right up the cracking heads extreme on grand days. That's
Mexican for a big old butt. Mexico's got problems because
our crew went across the border to do a job
on their side. Now y'all know how we feel. Why
(34:22):
don't y'all spend a little less time calling the kettle
black and get cracking on your own economy so half
your work for us won't come try to get in
on ours now, sat down, shut up, and quit running.
My wife, John Mare billy Yo Maya con deal
Good morning, the Big shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hang on, all right, listen to you, morg it's time
to button your yapp say, I'm trying to listen to
these two clowns, John Boy and Belly on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Yeah, the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
It's big, saying bigger than big, it's your normous say
he's adorable.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Good morning, A Big Show is on the radio.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Sitting around here drinking a cup of coffee, learning about
Mike Stone karate God the persson is messing around with.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yeah, I don't want to go. Was the ladies on him?
Why were you talking?
Speaker 4 (01:03):
My wife taped some kind of one of those e
true Hollywood stories about Lisa Marie.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
I said, come watch this one.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Men.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
We're watching it and I'm like, you know, the first hour,
of course, is about Priscilla. I'm like, it starts out
in nineteen fifty nine. I'm like, we're going back a
little far to talk about Lisa Marie.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Because Lise Marie's Priscilla's only ten years younger. Yeah, yeah,
ten years older than Lisa Marie.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
So what's the uh No, they're interviewing all these people,
I'm thinking, and it's the same people you always see
interviewed when they're talking to Elvis, you know, Rick Stanley
and people like that, right, and there they've got these
shots of Mike Stone, Like that's a guy you never
you never heard him, hear him interviewed, you never see
anything about him.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Since they broke up. This was news to me.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I didn't know anything.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
I mean because anybody that's ever known Elvis, you know,
has gotten a TV special out of it. And there's
a guy that you never heard anything about.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
So so Mike Stone taught Elvis karate. He was like
they met him.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
They were on a vacation in Hawaii and Elvis met
him like several years before that. And then Priscilla was like,
you know, I'm bored. You know, you're always on the road.
And el said, I I get that. The karate guy.
Give you some lessons you can be a deadly weapon
like me. And of course they ended up, you know,
falling in love. Whoa So was this after she broke
(02:12):
up with Elvis. This was kind of the same time
she was breaking up with Elvis.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Kind of lessons I karate, I need to make myself
more clear. And Billy told his wife, why don't you
go take karate lessons. Hey didn't she already take? It
was Judo didn't take.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
We're all here together, we're gonna be give given here.
In just a second, we'll give you legs up and
play that Outburst game and minutes.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Good morning, everybody. Hope you on time. If not, I
feel free to call up give you a little pep talk.
Then good morning. The Big Show is on the radio
for this Monday, January the twenty seventh.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
All right, well let's give you legs up. This where
we get our categories for this Outburst game. Your first
chance to join the winners on this day, January twenty seventh.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. He began playing piano at age three.
He wrote his first composition at five, age five. Man
nineteen ninety six study conducted by the London Institute of
Education reveal school children who listen to Mozart score worse
(03:16):
on tests than children who listen to rock music.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Well, I mean, you know you think about Mozart's resume.
That's got to demoralize you when you're taking a test. Man,
I'm never gonna be a Mozart.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I'm gonna lose.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
It was five.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I was kidd the gar Sells Sucker my thumb put
some more eddie money on.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
A novelty manufacturer created a special bra in nineteen fifty
seven to honor Mozart's birthday. Well the rob played a
twenty second musical clip while lights flashed and time to
the music.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Who invented this Austin powers.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
When Austria has celebrated the two hundred anniversary of Mozart's
death in nineteen ninety one, Austrian entrepreneurs dreamed of that.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Must be some kind of foreign thing they have over there.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
They dreamed of all sorts of Mozart money makers, including
Mozart burgers, Mozart skis, Mozart frisbees, Mozart perfumes, Mozart playing cards,
Mozart mask and even a Mozart mayonnaise.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Shut up, i'm rallied contains rid of.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Mozart Mozart mayonnaise on that mater's hand got up, Light up, Bros.
It was on a date nineteen sixty seven, at six
thirty one pm at Kate Kennedy, Florida, a flash fire
started during a simulated launch of the Apollo one spacecraft,
and all three astronauts aboard the craft died Virgil Gus Grissom,
(04:34):
Edward White, and Roger Chaffee.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
The fire was blamed on faulty electrical wiring.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
There's a possibility that a combustible material used in the
velcrow that was on board may have contributed to the fires.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Amazingly fast as a flash.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Lam.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah, it was full of pure oxygen and electrical wiring.
Short man.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
Then you remember the guy that buzz off and punched
up when he tried to get in the swear on
the Bible.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
He went to the moon.
Speaker 7 (04:58):
That guy's got a book, as it turns out, and
he theorizes that this sixty seven fire was actually murdered
because Gus Grissom was about to go public with the
whole fake thing.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I watched that DVD AD Yeah, and it gets good,
but it's vague. I mean, it's not a thing well,
I mean, you get there.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
You just want to punch the guy in the face.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
No, no, no.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
At the end of it, they offer you a more
in depth DVD, but they allude to that very same thing.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah. Nah, oh no, all right.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Finally, on this day in nineteen eighty four, Other Shrine
Auditorium and Los Angeles singer Michael Jackson was filming a
commercial for a Pepsi Cola TV ad when an accidental
flare explosion. It nodded hair spray that has just been
applied to his hair and the confliguration that followed, and
that is the right.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Word where you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Michael Jackson produced second degree burns on his head and neck.
Brother Tito doubts the fire with Coca cola.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Because everybody knows PEPs is flammable.
Speaker 6 (06:03):
I may have gone to the mall on Sunday, but
I've never bursted, never actually burst into flame.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
So you got that going for you. All right, y'all,
here we go.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
We'll take Color nine now for the outburst play from
uh these days in Histories. We'll get the categories for
the forementioned prize back one eight hundred Big Show Color nine.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
You'll be in next. You wanted the big shows on
(06:44):
your radio? Yeah, Monday morning.
Speaker 8 (06:47):
First, play up first, Let's play up first. It's the
game that anyone can win, John Boy, Bully give the
prizes from the Big Prize.
Speaker 9 (06:59):
Pa.
Speaker 8 (07:01):
Let's go contested number one. This should be a lot
of fun. You're playing outs. Have a hurry up and
guest time you love the best time. You love a
big shots.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Bex saying I have a big show.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Time I can allow South Carolina.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
It's Mark shots.
Speaker 9 (07:31):
Mark.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
How you doing that, buddy? How about you all right
doing five? Well, let's jumb on in here, Mark s
if you win this big old prize bag, there we go, Mark.
Three classical composers, ready.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
Go, Mogar.
Speaker 8 (07:48):
Here are you now?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Decomposers?
Speaker 9 (07:53):
Ha ha.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
No, Mark, all right, here we go Category number two
three flammable materials. Ready go, Gasolene Charrosleen diesel.
Speaker 10 (08:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Also acceptable, Randy Mark. It's just theoretically just I mean,
just what's that word?
Speaker 9 (08:14):
Just?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
You know, going through steady? Oh, Jesse Yankee.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Methodically is the word I was looking for, methodically going
through this category?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
All right? Mark for the wind. Three famous people named
Michael Ready go.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Michael Jordan's Michael uh.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
Oh oh man? That's with you?
Speaker 8 (08:44):
Man Jackson stupid?
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Oh yeah, I thought it was Michael Brown, that weird
guy that was hanging around you know, the Yellow Rose
there for a while.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Michael Jackson, Michael Jordan, what's another landing?
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Michael Landon, Michael Irvin, Michael Ilas, Michael Douglas. I want
the season when other people say, oh Mark, golly buddy,
who was going too good to that?
Speaker 5 (09:10):
Right?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Last one? And hang on this is out burts. We
don't make you happy before we hang up on you.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
All right, okay, appreciate it, all right.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
You're welcome.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Jackie Seaweather, Mark Well, Steve Well, Disney World, tinkerbell snow
Globe or.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
That's mine's.
Speaker 11 (09:30):
Good morning and rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Gulay and you're listening to the Ride
of the Red States. John boyn Billy right here on
the Big Show. Some enchanted money. You may hear the
Big Show. Where's my big bag? It can't be topical?
Speaker 9 (10:00):
H h.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Good morning. It's a big yawn the radio.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
John Boy by that pillows, Randy Jaggie, Micey mice Stater touch.
Speaker 6 (10:32):
I'm talking about how bad of a passenger John Boy
is in a car. It's he has to be a
good driver because he is a lousy passioner.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
That that flames, that flames. And get with John Boy,
you know, John Boy.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Before I get in the truck, I always say, Johnny, now,
if you're gonna ride with me, are you gonna give
me crap, nice stupid.
Speaker 8 (10:59):
Now we're gonna call you long before that.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
We're driving up the road and you know that right
lanes open. You missed nobody over there.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Then Marty's got all the little computer stuff.
Speaker 6 (11:11):
His page is going on.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
He's got hooked up. Can I get your USA today?
Speaker 8 (11:16):
It's not the only thing you.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
And he said, be quiet, I'm getting a fact that guys,
when you're driving out, got you a police escort.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Okay, weeks longer to we get there.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
And every time we've almost hit somebody, I've saved our
lives every time being an alert passenger.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Wait a minute, it was our sign distracting the driver.
You're also the one that endangered everybody's life, so.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Right, you were the one that made him get over
and speed up exactly right. Faster man, Yeah, it floating traffic.
Everybody stops. You're either going faster. You're never think because
there's stuff in the waves like other cars. I'll try
to be a better passenger.
Speaker 6 (12:03):
Yeah, brad Shaw said, he put Jackie you were Bradshaw said,
he put him in the back seat.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
I've never seen him in the back seat of anything.
Speaker 6 (12:11):
We get in a cab, he makes the cab driver
move all of his stuff out of the front seat
so we can ride up front and tell him to
speed up and get over.
Speaker 8 (12:18):
How did their jug lish you're from around.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
Here's okay, I know all the shortcuts.
Speaker 8 (12:27):
I won't get in that left lane. Look, it's move along,
stupid stup it leave me alone.
Speaker 6 (12:31):
We were in Dallas, Texas. We got in the cab
the right. I don't know, a three mile cab, right.
He wasn't very long. Johnny gets up front. Now jug
dish had to move all of this stuff out of
the way. We weren't in the car a good ten
seconds of cars moving. Johnny figures, well, this guy's not
you know, from around here, you know, and he probably
doesn't speak English. Well, so he leaned over two inches
from the guy's ear and goes you from here.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
The guy went, because of course everyone knows if they
don't speak English if you say it really loud.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
But I will understand.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
I said, no, Johnny. He flies in here so he
can drive a cab and flies home. We probably parked
our jet next to him.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Oh well, I didn't realize I was that bad. I
thought I was helping. I'm sorry, And every time, every
time it's funny.
Speaker 6 (13:17):
Every time we've seen it a thousand times, we get
ready to load up to wherever we're going. I always
have to drive if I'm around, because I get carsick
every time Billy Billy gets in the front seat. Every
time gets in the front seat, lays it back, and
every time up the door and have that same puppy
dog look on the sad you're.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Gonna move, aren't you?
Speaker 12 (13:41):
Come on?
Speaker 8 (13:41):
Load up? Come on?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
No wonder why y'all trade me? No wonder. I'm not
a good passenger, y'all. I think what he's trying to
say is you started it? All right, y'all? Who wants
to playing with a stupid quiz one eight hundred? Big show?
You're told?
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Free line bet callar nine. Let's get to it next.
(14:24):
Good morning, A big show is on the radio with
this Monday morning, January twenty seventh. All right, tan away
from the hour. Yeah, that's time. Welcome to John Boy
and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode. Boudreau gets aheadache. As our
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story opens, Woodrow, Boudreau and his pal Justin LeBlanc are
settling in to watch the big game in the Boudreau
living room.
Speaker 13 (14:53):
Woe, I'm gonna toll you wanting that day is the
most beautifous television ever did.
Speaker 10 (14:59):
So she ain't a sweetheart, ain't she? That screen got
thirty seven inches.
Speaker 13 (15:03):
Must have put a big old den in your wallet,
Oh lizablethon, that must have put a big old deb
in your knucker?
Speaker 8 (15:10):
How did dad listen? Ben a woman? How come you
want to took that frying pane?
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Want me on the head like that? Cause you are
no good line cheating sneak.
Speaker 8 (15:19):
That's how come what you talking about?
Speaker 9 (15:21):
I was just putting some of your dongurese in the
clothes washing machine. I found this here, a note stuck
down in the pocket.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
What note you tell me?
Speaker 8 (15:31):
Says Mary Lou?
Speaker 9 (15:32):
Won it that your new good friend?
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Now, honey, you donne slid off your handle again. I
got a perfectly logical exclamation.
Speaker 5 (15:40):
O K.
Speaker 8 (15:41):
Then knock yourself elt cause like you almost done it
for you. I ain't talking to you, juice.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Stand well.
Speaker 10 (15:47):
See that there's a note I made to myself while
I was in Florida last week to see your uncle
T John in the hospital.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
So far this story ain't sounding too much more. Better
hold on a minute now.
Speaker 10 (15:58):
Since it got sick Uncle y'all talk ain't been able
to get to that what you call horse racing track
like he he.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Must have two uncle said.
Speaker 8 (16:09):
So when I would leave it, he asked me.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
To go by damn better on a horse form.
Speaker 8 (16:12):
In the turd race. The name of his horse was
Mary Lou.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
I had to rode it down so I wouldn't forgot.
See is that the truth?
Speaker 8 (16:19):
Mary Lou is a horse?
Speaker 5 (16:21):
You know it?
Speaker 8 (16:21):
Then I would never done nothing like that for you.
Speaker 9 (16:24):
Cherry.
Speaker 13 (16:26):
Well, now.
Speaker 8 (16:29):
Live hell, I reckon.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
I do feel some more better.
Speaker 8 (16:34):
I apologize for clunking.
Speaker 9 (16:35):
You on the head like that.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Will you swing a man stick?
Speaker 5 (16:38):
Dollard?
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Yes, you don't hear you so hard?
Speaker 8 (16:41):
I can hear them bild myself. Yes, the telephone genius,
Oh could you answer that?
Speaker 3 (16:46):
His honey?
Speaker 8 (16:47):
The game just about to start, Okay.
Speaker 9 (16:49):
I brought y'all some more corn chip when I get back,
and some avig for your head. Boos Man, thank you,
my bookie.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Boo man. We could use a hitter like that on
the company.
Speaker 8 (16:59):
So you think, O, Lizabeth want to jump down at
the plant?
Speaker 13 (17:04):
Oh, Lizabeth got some fire sometime, Hey, bodro that thing
about your uncle toad Jama whatever, you call it?
Speaker 8 (17:12):
Was that the truth?
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (17:13):
What do you think, Elizabeth?
Speaker 1 (17:16):
I think you just got ano on the lift side
of your head to match that one on the right.
Speaker 8 (17:20):
What isn't the same?
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Hell you come hit me.
Speaker 9 (17:22):
Again for cause your horse Mary Lou, she just called
here and asks where you was watching the game at.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
We all you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 8 (17:40):
Forget the softball team.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
We're gonna put him.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
In the golden glove June in again next time when
we'll hear the crusty old Cajun bookie say, hey, big man,
let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Good morning? Is a fixed you all already?
Speaker 14 (18:00):
Helly lindsay, premise here. When I'm on this side of
the pond, I get my daily dose of culture and
edification every morning from these two delightful lads, John Boy
and Billy right here on the big Show. You know,
I hate to break it to you, boys, but where
I come from, you're all Yankees.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Who will? I thought it was funny.
Speaker 15 (18:56):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big
Sho Show, the South's number one exports. Oh you know,
hurricanes don't bother me a lot. The one kind of
world I'm afraid of is Tornados?
Speaker 8 (19:15):
Is that right?
Speaker 5 (19:16):
Oh?
Speaker 15 (19:16):
Yeah, I'm in Tornada country there in Georgia.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
Right.
Speaker 15 (19:19):
I came to this conclusion watching television news most of
my life, and that is a Tornada. I has never
touched an intelligent man's trailer.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
The other can't find one to talk to on the news.
Speaker 8 (19:35):
Well, you just think about this, Randy.
Speaker 15 (19:38):
I'm serious. I don't care whether you're twenty one years
of age or eighty one. I don't care how long you've.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Been on this earth.
Speaker 15 (19:44):
I will bet you any amount of money that in
your entire lifetime you have never seen the evening news
a tornative victim from a trailer park in a three
piece suit, a Marto grab shirt, going, yes, this was
rather DEVI statement. A tree fell on the lexus. Quite
(20:07):
a bit of rubble in our hot tub. I believe
with all my heart. Now, I know people think this
is just a comedy routine, but I believe with all
my heart that when a toardinata hits the news director
at the local TV station, he tells his reporter get
out to the trailer park and interview a dumbass and
(20:30):
try to find one who's married to a fat woman.
Now here's the couple they always interview, standing where their
trailer used to be. The husband's always real frail. He's
like one hundred and twelve pounds on and eight without
the butt buckle. Where our little John deer cap got
(20:53):
a tack too, usually with something misspelled. You got a
gauge in his pocket. That's in case the trailer don't
see level standing next to his wife. Dad's wife weighs
four hundred wearing those tight, tight polyestra pants. I mean,
(21:15):
why did they wear that? John Boy, don't they know
how that looks? I mean, I know that fat, but hell,
they're not blind. Yeah, four hundred pound woman put on
tight polyestra pants. Then look in the mirror and go
all right, it seems like she's always wearing a beeper.
(21:36):
I need to tell you all something about fat people
and beepers. Let you wear the old kind of beeper,
the one that made a noise. They got these mind
or the high teches. Now they don't make a noise
that simply vibrating. Well, trust me on this. If you
weigh four hundred pounds, you're missing calls. Really, you will
feel something. You're just like a sweat. You know, what
(22:00):
do these people always say about the tornado? I thought
it was a freight trail. Now the railroad trail within
a hundred miles and there's rocket signed this. It's the Locomodi.
You just made the left and you a driveway.
Speaker 8 (22:15):
Now.
Speaker 15 (22:16):
See, I am not the smartest guy in the world,
but I did this. If I was sitting in my
den at home and just thought, just thought that there
was a freight train somewhere, you're my mailbox. My button
would be out of that.
Speaker 9 (22:28):
You know.
Speaker 15 (22:29):
Now, to be bludy about you, there are some people
who deserve to die. I don't hope I get out
of here for me. They mad, Yo, wise up and
be careful out there.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Jum Boy and Billy, you're listening to the radio morning
radio dumb right, Good morning. The Big Show is on
the radio Monday morning, January through twenty seven. There we go.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
According to a recent survey, three percent of the people
coming out of a shopping mall have this in common.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
What is they were at the limited on Sunday? Hey,
that's what we're looking at me for.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
No much much lower, say Randy, you are special just
like everybody else. Alright, what y'all think one eight hundred,
Big show, you're told, free line. We'll start recaller nine.
Go do we get a winner?
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Let's do it.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Good morning, everybody got the Big Show on already over
this Monday morning, January twenty seven.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Yeah, around the bottom of the hour, and you know
it's time. Yes, live across on my record.
Speaker 8 (24:06):
Hats John jump forty.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Now your hosts.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
During his last trip of the mall, he got ripped
off bad. Of course, that's what he gets for shopping
at that news store. Everything's a piece of crap. He's
John Bargy.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Good morning, Phil out of Huntsville, Alabama. You are up.
Speaker 11 (24:27):
How you doing?
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Phil?
Speaker 15 (24:28):
Doing great?
Speaker 5 (24:29):
He got through?
Speaker 8 (24:32):
Yay man here you are.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
All right, Phil?
Speaker 3 (24:38):
Yeah, all right, Phil, let's put you thinking cap on.
According to recent survey, three percent of the people coming
out of a shopping mall have this in common.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
I'm gonna say, lighting a cigarette. Lighting is cigarette. That's
an interesting guess.
Speaker 8 (24:58):
Log away, thank me.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
You appreciate it, all right, Phil, Thanks a lot, buddy,
have a good day. We got Denise out of Ozark, Missouri.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Hello, Denise, good morning. How are you doing today.
Speaker 4 (25:09):
I'm doing just fine.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
It's a little cold here from start time caller. All right, well,
welcome Denise. What are you doing moving around this morning?
Going to work?
Speaker 5 (25:18):
Going to work?
Speaker 4 (25:18):
I'm about a quarter of a mile from work.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
All right, let's see if you can walk in the
door winter, would that.
Speaker 11 (25:24):
Be so great?
Speaker 1 (25:25):
All right? Well, what do you think in Denise?
Speaker 4 (25:27):
I'm gonna say they didn't buy.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
They didn't buy anything. Oh oh, make you feeling better.
That's what pillars thought it was. Yeah, that is I'm
usually one of the ones that doesn't buy anything. Is
that right?
Speaker 16 (25:43):
You need to go with Randy. He can show you
how to shoe shop. Hey, right, that makes one of you.
All right, Dennise, thank you, swey.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
Do you have a good day? All right?
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Bye, bye bye bye. We got Art at a Nag's Head,
North Carolina.
Speaker 5 (25:58):
Hello Art, Oh by god, I'm dying on hold here
you are buddy?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
All right? Well Lart, what are you thinking? Buddy? Three
percent of people coming out of a shopping mall have
this in common. I don't think they can find their core.
They can't find their car. We'll look it out, That's
what I'm talking about. A Yeah, they have no idea
where they parked.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
That's three percent I believe most people shouldn't be out
moving around society.
Speaker 8 (26:29):
Oh man, I mean that happens me.
Speaker 6 (26:31):
I ain't happen to you.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
Never. No, it's damn to me.
Speaker 6 (26:34):
Oh yeah, especially those malls that have like, you know,
the multi tiered parking garages.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
There was an episode of Seinfeld. I lived that episode.
Did you actually pee in the parking?
Speaker 14 (26:45):
Well?
Speaker 1 (26:45):
No, okay, hey, al right, way to go goldfish down?
All right, old no, Jackie gets you information? All right,
good morning, The big show is on your radio.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
I took you.
Speaker 12 (27:00):
I never seen anything like it in my life. The
sun's belly up, there's full everywhere, flying through the air,
and blights and bowls and hands. People eat them with
their fingers, their feet, other people's feet.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
It's unbelievable. Oil with a spreads. You can't imagine.
Speaker 12 (27:12):
Ribs and chicken and biscuits and whole pigs and a
great big sticky. That's what it's like at the junt
Boy of Bully Pig shirt. It's a buffet from start
to finish. There should be a cover charge.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 12 (27:21):
The only thing missing napkins. I guess that's what your
shirt is for. Oil faded like cleaning bill. Oh, my head.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
You canna eat that Good Morning, It's big show on
(28:03):
the radio. Listen to this man. Y'all y'all like computers.
Y'all probably understand this. I thought it was kind of funny,
and I'm not quite sure what it means. From Fawn Hoyt.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Fawn said this in that's a letter to tech Support
last year, Dear tech Support, last year, I upgraded from
Boyfriend five point oh to Husband one point oh and
noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to
the accounting modules, limiting access to Flower and Jewelry applications
(28:32):
that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend five oh. In addition,
Husband one to oh uninstalled many other valuable programs, such
as Romance.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Nine point nine, but installed.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Undesirable programs such as NFL five oh, NBA three to zero,
Conversation eight oh no longer runs, and house Cleaning two
point six simply crashes the system. I tried running Nagging
five point three to fix these problems, but to no avail.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Sign desperate, Dear desperate.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Keep in mind, Boyfriend five oh is an entertainment package,
while Husband one oh is an operating system.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Try to enter the command c.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
Slash I thought you loved me and install Tears six
point two. Husband one oh should then automatically run the
applications guilty three to oh Flowers seven oh. But remember
overuse can cause Husband one oh to default to grumpy
silence two point five, Happy Hours seven point oh are
beer six point one six point one is a very
(29:34):
bad program that will create snoring.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Loudly wave files.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
Do not install Mother in Law one point zero or
reinstall another boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and
will crash Husband.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
One point oh.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
In summary, Husband one oh is a great program, but
it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications.
Quickly consider buying additional software to improve performance. I personally
recommend hot Food three to zero and Lingerie five point three.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Sincerely, text support.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Good morning, A big shows right here on the radio,
and let's get this phone call right here.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Hello big show, John boyn Billy Yo be mad?
Speaker 5 (30:41):
Max?
Speaker 8 (30:41):
Here?
Speaker 3 (30:42):
Max?
Speaker 1 (30:42):
What's up with your bad self?
Speaker 5 (30:44):
Manmair Superfly, Welcome to the nineteen seven John Boy, don't
try to be here. It's like Bob Hope dressing up
like the fawn. It just don't work, all right? Uh,
you still got that cake? I sure day, we'll pull
it over your mouth with mumpless town. Let's see what
cheese binding development has been preying on my mind? Right,
(31:07):
all right, y'all listen to this. Mexico's Congress has complained
to the United States about a group of US workers
building the controversial border fence between the two countries. Mexican
legislators say workers and equipment constructing a section of the
fence near the town of Douglas, Arizona, have gone ten
(31:29):
yards over the line into Mexico. No, that's right, sports fans,
Mexico is mad because American construction workers are going across
the border of legal league. The Mexican Foreign Minister complaining
to US authorities, and the men and equipment have been withdrawn. Boy,
(31:50):
that was a close one. The last thing would rolled
is some kind of border problem with Mexico and my
big old bud. The American and back said, the US
is sensitive to Mexican concerns and has the deepest respect
for the sovereignty of Mexican soul. It sure would be
nice if y'all would return the favor. Sometimes they didn't
(32:12):
really say that last part, but I guarantee you his
thinking it. Yeah, there's a good size set of nuggets
to complain about a fence being ten yards over the
line when there's fifteen man of your people on the
wrong side of it. Already. I'm hot from what I
read as places in Mexico where eighty percent of the
(32:32):
workforces packed up moved to America. As Tam Wilson says, hell,
it might be you the most summer here because Mexico's
economy has basically been in a toilet since the Johnson administration.
And for the life I mean, I can't figure out why.
I mean, it ain't like they got the manpower to
get stuff done. The whole place is pull of Mexican.
(32:56):
And before somebody excuse me of being racist, let me
just say this. I run a construction company. I ain't
got a fang against Mexicans in the labor force. Night
to have somebody in Americas willing to do a little word.
I don't hire a legal ones if I can help it.
Of course, I made straight these in Spanish back in
high school, so I ain't always in a position of
(33:18):
hot box every time dicking pegrottle whether or not the
PaperWorks in order. And I do play a fair wage
and when I look at what I get versus what
I spend per man all I can say is leave law,
may he come. Don't get me wrong, I'm offer controlling
the borders. Y'all want to come jump in the mountain,
(33:39):
pot have at it, but do it by the rules.
And if you don't come live here, it'd be nice
if you spoke a little more English than meatball sub
large pepsi for corn says I didn't think it was
possible to make a trip to the DMV more paintable,
but y'all actually done it right. Tell what I like
(33:59):
to the feller that complained about this crew out in
Arizona had run about seven hundred miles of border fence
right up the cracking heads extreme on grand days. That's
Mexican for a big old butt. Mexico's got problems because
our crew went across the border to do a job
on their side. Now y'all know how we feel. Why
(34:22):
don't y'all spend a little less time calling the kettle
black and get cracking on your own economy so half
your work for us won't come try to get in
on ours now, sat down, shut up, and quit running.
My wife, John Mare billy Yo Maya con deal
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