January 27, 2025 • 31 mins
Monday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we wake up with Lisa Marie on out minds.. - We’ll prove that John Boy makes a terrible passenger.. - Upgrading to “Boyfriend 2.0” doesn’t live up to the hype for the ladies.. - Mad Max climbs all over the Border Fence.. - A listener writes in to straighten us out on why a blind Superhero would need eyes in his mask.. - Remember when Diana Ross got picked up for D.W.I. - it should have been on Cops.. - and to wrap things up for the day - we’ll remind ourselves why we stopped doing “Open Line” on the air…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, a lot more Big show coming up. John
Boy Boe Big Show goes Picky.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I'm Matthew.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Oh Marcel, you picked an awful time to call. Well,
listen to the radio. We're right in the middle of
the news intro. You boobe No, no, not, you're racing,
fat boy, pull up a couple of chairs to cut down.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Listen.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
I gotta go make coffee for the boys so they
can go on making that audio magic known as the
John Boy Big Show.
Speaker 5 (00:26):
Carry on straight, people, Good morning, A big show is
(01:01):
on the radio.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Hey, this is this y'all.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Remember when we were talking about the movie The Daredevil
and then I asked, well, y'all say it was blind?
I said, well, why does he wear a mask?
Speaker 6 (01:11):
Well here, Yasha, what you said is why does he
have eye holes?
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:13):
Man, oh yeah, there's an email from the Big Show
dot com from Muzzycompton. Uh. Hey, y'all, hope everything is
going as well as gonna be expected with you guys.
Just want to drop you line in regards as to
why the Marvel comic hero Darede wil costume has eyes. Now,
no Billy Man understand this, but you have to explain
it to the Cape Deranger aka John Boyd. Though blind
as a bat, the villains in Hell's Kitchen don't know this.
(01:37):
Would Superman advertise that kryptonite was his weakness with a
green lantern, go around telling everyone his green ring doesn't
work on objects colored yellow?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
What do I think of my voice? I can't do it.
Would super Redneck Justice Boy let every rogue know that
a bottle of John Boy and Billy grilling sauce and
baby dolls was his downfall? Probably, but that's a bad example.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
But anyhow, the heroes need every edge they can get,
so the bad guys want to try to blind them.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Let him that will just let him get that much
more of an edge on him.
Speaker 7 (02:13):
Now are you losing interest in this letter already?
Speaker 5 (02:15):
All right? Anyhow, mister Rayford, I don't think the majority
of your detractors and those that think you should quit
the good fight understand one of the things you're truly for.
You are a palette cleanser. If it weren't for you,
no one would take the time to reflect on your
rants and raves and views before he haunted back up
After a while. The boys wouldn't be so funny, now
would they? Mister pillars for a Yankee, you were a
(02:36):
pretty good old boy, and phil honor that you're on
the air with a big show holding up the patriotic
views of the rest of us and class.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Don't milk your part.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Pillars, Jackie, Randy and Billy tell that big old gouber
to give you a raise. You all do a lot
to make him look as witty as he thinks he is.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
Who are they talking about?
Speaker 5 (03:04):
And please get him into some type of speech therapy
or tne tune down his dosage.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
He said that front.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Any alley fard say, any guys in Bristol yours Muzz Compton?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Well all right, Muzz, appreciate you.
Speaker 8 (03:20):
That's the latest on I Holes and A holes.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Good morning and the Big Show is on the radio
coming up.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
The easiest way for you to join the winners on
the current events quiz badle, what are we dealing with?
Speaker 6 (03:44):
What is the key to a happy relationship with your
significant other? A British newspaper has compiled a list.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
All right one eight hundred Big Show you told free line,
use that number, take cee and when that's good morning
(04:17):
to make sure of his own alreadio you ready, okay?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Wis quiz Ji say yay.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Let's say hey to Marianne from texasar Kana, Arkansas.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Good morning, mary Anne, Good morning.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Good morning. Welcome Hey mary Anne. It's your game. Let's
see if you know how to play Yo Biley well.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
The London Telegraph newspaper has published the results of a
new survey that compiled the list of twenty ways couples
can have a happy relationship. Among the top ideas sharing
a kiss five times a day, also good, making love
twice a week, sharing the occasional hug, and having the
same taste in food and movies. The number one idea
(05:10):
to keep your relationship happy a admit you're wrong during
an argument, be share the household chores or ce never
show your wife. A list of twenty ways to have
a happy relationship.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
What you got, mari.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Anne, Mary Anne, we are sending to you in beautiful texts?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Are canna fit?
Speaker 5 (05:36):
It not a gift card from visit Myrtlebeach dot com. Congratulations?
Speaker 9 (05:40):
All right, thank you?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
It was hang on.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
Good morning, you got the big show on already. More
chances for you to win coming up after your.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
News, weather and sports.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Hello, it's me Spanky, you know mister personality from the
Yellow Rose. I'm not sure why I'm doing this. It's
not like they're paying me or anything. I can't even
get the redneck to pay his tab down a car.
But you can't help but love them no matter how
nerve wracking they are. I don't even complain when they
(06:11):
make fun of my big head. I just wish John
Boy would give me back my memory foam pillow and
stop telling his kids that's where the comet hits.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Good morning, you got a big show on the radio.
Come out down, Jimmy Day. Remind me last time I
had some y'all?
Speaker 10 (06:58):
Ever had them?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Biscuits and sausage? You're frozen? Get them stas on microwave. Yeah,
I remember. I gave Beached Billy forty bucks. He'll get
us some food for the next fishing date. Brought back
a box of those. How do you get no change?
Like the talking about six bucks forty nine cents? I
was gonna say, how big was the box?
Speaker 5 (07:16):
I don't know about him. We're talking about Jimmy Dean,
Big bad Yawn. You know his song We got one
from Piggard and Bowden based on that tune. You get
a little song writing listen in it as well. You
read it ready, that's d it.
Speaker 11 (07:39):
Little song here about the art of songwriting, which is,
of course, keep it simple, use as few words as possible.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
You oughta know, Richard, Yeah, I learned it all from you, Sandy.
Speaker 12 (08:00):
Well.
Speaker 11 (08:00):
Every morning at the mine you could see him arrive.
He stood six foot six and you could see him arrived,
kind of broad at the shoulder, near at the hippn
everybody knew he was narrow at the helven to Bad John.
Nobody seemed to know where John called home. He just
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drifted into town, never called home. He didn't say much.
He's kind of quiet and shy. If he spoke at all,
he didn't say much. He's kind of quiet and shy.
Speaker 13 (08:34):
Bad John, Bad John, Bad big John, who.
Speaker 11 (08:47):
Somebody said he came from New Orleans, where he got
in a fight down in New Orleans and a crashing
glow from his huge right hand killed a Louisiana fellow.
Speaker 13 (08:58):
With a huge right hand.
Speaker 10 (09:00):
Bad John.
Speaker 11 (09:05):
Then came one day at the bottom of the mine.
When a timber cracked at the bottom of the mine,
the miners were praying, and hearts beat fast. Everybody knew
that their hearts was beating fast.
Speaker 13 (09:18):
That John, Bad John, bad Job, bad big John. R.
Speaker 10 (09:32):
Let's raise it up. That's exciting it.
Speaker 13 (09:47):
Here we go.
Speaker 11 (09:49):
And then with all his strength he gave a mighty shove,
and a miner yelled out.
Speaker 13 (09:54):
He gave a mighty shove.
Speaker 11 (09:56):
Whinny man scrambled from a would be grave. Now the
there was only one, and that would be grave, and
that's John with Jackson timbers. They started back down. Then
came that rumble as they started back down, and the
smoking gas belted out of that mine. Everybody knew it
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was smoking gas belted out of that mine.
Speaker 13 (10:21):
Bad job, bad Job, bad big job.
Speaker 10 (10:30):
Who all right, sinsitive boy?
Speaker 11 (10:37):
Well, they never reopened that worthless pit. They just placed
a marble stand on that worthless pit. These few words
are written on that stand.
Speaker 13 (10:49):
At the bottom of this mine was written on that stand.
Bad bad Job, bad Big John.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
Good Monday Morning, Everybody got a big show on the radio.
Speaker 6 (11:34):
This week on Fox a special celebrity edition of Cops
featuring the Diana Ross d u I arrest video.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
The guard ma'am ain't that baby?
Speaker 12 (11:47):
Why don't you come in here and get me? Oh
you can't hurry, love, you just got away.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
The real life drama of celebrity Justice of Cops.
Speaker 13 (11:59):
Exclusive after out of the car.
Speaker 12 (12:01):
All right, all righter, hold your horse, I'm come in.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
I want no world to no.
Speaker 12 (12:13):
I drump in my mouth a little.
Speaker 13 (12:17):
Up in the name of mee for you break my heart.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
You know you're a good looking man.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Officer.
Speaker 12 (12:27):
Of course, I like all them uniformers, Arty figures, Martin
Milner and Achistrata Dennis Weaver tnnis of olish.
Speaker 6 (12:38):
All you've seen clips now see the entire video from
start to Finish Cops featuring Diana Ross Saturday on Fox.
Speaker 12 (12:48):
Do bring him handcuffs over here where I was a
little party.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
What's he going to do?
Speaker 4 (12:54):
What's he gonna do when they come for you?
Speaker 14 (12:57):
If you go out, Frank Oh, I feel so honorable.
Somebody gonna have to check the crime Samet Skidmark, what's
gonna do?
Speaker 15 (13:18):
Alright?
Speaker 13 (13:21):
Task, Hey man, this is Tommy Chong.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Whenever I want to get high, I don't say no.
I just listened to John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 13 (13:30):
Who wrote this.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
M Good morning ever bought it? Big Show's on the radio.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
Headed toward your last chance to play and win Today,
I'd be stupid.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Quiz I did hang on stupid quiz. It's close.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
Good morning, A big show is on the radio here,
it is stupid quiz time.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
You want to play me?
Speaker 5 (14:24):
Dial one, eight hundred big show, Jaggie, lineup, calling nine.
We'll go at it all right then, so calling nine,
I want a hundred big show.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
I will play you next.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
Good morning, A big shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Have you seen Junior's grand Yeah, don't excited about it.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
The port Carter Burnstown may excuse he was a Raider fan.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
One and two entry and he dances all day long.
Good morning, Mary Mars. You know Monday morning is it
is all day long?
Speaker 5 (15:30):
Let's say you architested is Scott from Winchester, Virginia.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Good morning, Scott, good morning. How you doing this morning? Buddy?
Speaker 16 (15:37):
I'm doing about how you doing?
Speaker 13 (15:38):
John Moore?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Good man? What's your level of education here? Scott?
Speaker 8 (15:42):
Well? College graduate?
Speaker 1 (15:43):
College grad? Alright?
Speaker 5 (15:45):
Going against a high school boy, well right, sounds like
an episode of that new Fox show Man versus Peace. Scott,
touch a number on your cell phone? Are your touched
on phone?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
If you got one there? I guess you do that, lady,
I got a bell, all right, first three wins.
Speaker 17 (16:06):
We'll go to mars science science.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
I'm punishing her.
Speaker 7 (16:13):
I've made some impossible to pronounce question.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Let's see if it's much fun, have y'all do on
me can do it?
Speaker 17 (16:21):
If someone is a batologists spelt speed old liligious.
Speaker 18 (16:30):
They're scanning, speed leo, speed loogist, logs, speed study run
one little baiting suits stedio all.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Right, bell tell.
Speaker 5 (16:50):
Yeahlogists, speed leologists, Speedleologists.
Speaker 6 (16:54):
What do they study?
Speaker 1 (16:56):
What did they study? A? Caves?
Speaker 17 (16:58):
A caves, nocturnal creatures or see rock formations.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
Caves creatures or rock formations speed. I'm going with the
craters this scot, you got a shot at it?
Speaker 19 (17:19):
Okay?
Speaker 13 (17:20):
With that A or B?
Speaker 10 (17:21):
What was John?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
What was the creatures? B? B?
Speaker 5 (17:24):
That was B? I'll try yes, speleologists, Yeah, I like
that cut.
Speaker 18 (17:36):
All right, it's one another Scott matd class mad class.
Speaker 17 (17:46):
Rayford found three coins on the way to his car yesterday.
He had a total of thirty cents. What three coins
did he find?
Speaker 11 (17:53):
All right, they.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Will be dying, that is correct.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Yeah, there he dies.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Man.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
I was trying to figure out a quarter in there.
Simmer geography, geigraphy.
Speaker 17 (18:06):
What was the name of what was the name of
Iran before it was changed to Iran.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
Is it a Persia?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Whoa Scott? I hated choices?
Speaker 16 (18:17):
That would be Persia.
Speaker 15 (18:19):
It would be.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
College Bates High School. Once again, who were the other choices, Marcy,
Peru or Baghdad? It was Persia. She had to ask
me Pari.
Speaker 5 (18:37):
No, y'all, don't get on Marchin. It's me because she
said this Wednesday. Don't forget a J. Foult is going to.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Be in a studio.
Speaker 6 (18:45):
Famous.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
I think I hear a J. Foyd.
Speaker 20 (18:50):
Yeah, a speedologist. All right, Look at times got to
go all right, Well, everything's all right. Good job Marty,
good job Scott.
Speaker 16 (19:01):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
Alright's got a good job at he's got that on.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Jackie gets informations. Well let's let Marshy write it down.
That might be more fun.
Speaker 5 (19:09):
Ye request a bit of the mornings WM Neck Good Morning,
how to make shows on the radio. I say, come on,
we'll go intard our classic bit of the morning. Uh
Jama Billy thumbs up on another great mad Max bid.
While listen to it, I couldn't help but think about
a similar situation. Max was hot about back when Shannon
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Faulkner was trying to get in the citadel. Please consider
playing that bit for your classic Bit of the Morning
number one Mad Max fan, Brian Johnson.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
You got it, Brian.
Speaker 7 (19:40):
Remember our main contact at the White House, Taylor Gross. Yeah,
he was at the Citadel a student at the time
that that took place. He said that that was one
of the most popular things on campus at the time.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Is that right, Mad Max?
Speaker 15 (19:52):
J Well, you know he wasn't talking about Shannon faulk
We got that one coming up for you next. Hang,
(20:23):
good morning.
Speaker 5 (20:24):
A big show is on her radio on inside of
our classic bed of the Morning about going, Uh, Shannon
Faulkner's trying to get in the Citadel. It's hot around
campus and hot around here. It's mad Mac, come.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Morning, milling, Mad Max.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Ain't nobody. I'm so mad.
Speaker 19 (20:40):
I don't know whether to crap or go blind. I
guess I'll close one eye and yeah, and I'm confused.
You confuse her, Shannon Faulkner in the Citadel thing?
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Why she want to do that?
Speaker 5 (20:55):
She's a woman, it's all male school. Why does she
want to do that.
Speaker 19 (20:59):
I don't know whether to scratch my watch or whine
my butt fault?
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Well, her first full day.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
She was the first one in line for breakfast call
at five.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Am Monday morning.
Speaker 5 (21:14):
Oh yeah, all the news wires and newspapers they reported
that Shannon Falder was the first one in formation.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Why of course she was. It was breakfast. She was
a good look at that girl. Of course you're gonna
be first in line.
Speaker 5 (21:29):
Indeed, says they wasn't going to She ought to be
first one out there. Been trying to get in this
thing for two and a half years. Had to go
wake her up here at five thirty.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Excuse me, missus Falter, you want to line up? Can't
I sleep?
Speaker 5 (21:43):
Fifteen More's gonna be first in line, you ignorant news hounds.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
You're liberal minded. Let it around by the her, go yous.
I just get some man. I can't think straight scratching
my watch and sing that.
Speaker 5 (22:03):
So anyway, her Shannon Faultner first in line for breakfast.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Big surprise.
Speaker 5 (22:09):
Let me see miss Faultner in the other Oh I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Miss Fulner.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
The other trainees were wearing navy blue T shirts, jogging shorts,
black socks, and Oxford shoes when they lined up. That's
the way it started out in the morning. But did
you hear how her first day ended up. She missed
the swearing in ceremony to become a cadet. She was
in the infirmary. Yes, she was sick, heat related illness.
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She got overcome by the heat in one hundred degree
temperature very first day of HAILI here it is first
in line for breakfast and then misses the swearing in
ceremony because he was too hot.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Oh yeah, you doing good so far? She had a
old big win for win and the one is meeting.
Speaker 5 (23:01):
There was a couple other cadets in the infirmary that
was overcome by heat too. Now we gotta say that
it wasn't just Shannon, But how would you like to
be those guys when oh, another sissy there s Oh,
I bet they think, hell we how.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Long is that gonna last for them?
Speaker 5 (23:23):
Shannon Faultner and Flounder in there from Laval House, hercle
the two guys, Oh my goodness, that's gonna be tough
for them, And hell we said, well, well what is.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Hell we all about? Well? I tell you what it
is for the other cadets. Shannon Faulton are wearing jogging.
Speaker 5 (23:40):
Shorts, navy wood two shirts, black socks, and Ox for shoes.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
That's about enough right there for getting me.
Speaker 5 (23:46):
I break Shannon Father wanting to be a cadet, won't
cut your hair and missed the swearing in ceremony calls
it's too hot, first in line day, lose some weight,
join the wax and queer running God wanted to make
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shows on the radio, John Boy and Billy and the
Pillars There smarting money, Astro Nerd, the wall Hanger today
Jack and Random. Of course here Nerd. He's been talking
about going to the Star party. Oh and remember he
asked you for sponsorship. I don't guess that came through
right now.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
I remember I went.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
But he's wearing a little red light on a lapels
handing sale for two dollars, you know, the light with
these stickers to have fun. And then he said, you
know what's funnier than that? And I said anything.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
That's all we were laughing about.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
We came in a while to goo probably tell you guys.
Oh no, Astro Nerd, what is funnier than that? You've
you've got me stitches. I'll lean over Marty. Oh no,
I just don't. I got your back.
Speaker 12 (25:17):
Marty.
Speaker 5 (25:18):
Well, let's say I said, would open up the lines
and see what's happening today. So, uh, let's run through
what we can with the time we have Leftist Marcus
out of Pensacola, Florida.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Good morning, Marcus.
Speaker 21 (25:28):
Oh why why why?
Speaker 4 (25:29):
Why? Why?
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Why?
Speaker 5 (25:31):
What's up nothing?
Speaker 16 (25:33):
I'm just going to call here. A couple of weeks ago,
I was a painter and you was asking me why
I couldn't find reliable painter. And I told you we
were all a bunch of drunks.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
The honest painter, Marcus, what have you been up to?
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Say? What? What?
Speaker 16 (25:46):
What know?
Speaker 2 (25:47):
You?
Speaker 16 (25:47):
Go ahead?
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (25:48):
What have you been up to?
Speaker 16 (25:51):
I gotta say hello to Mary Bradley, my sweetheart. She's
listening to me. She works for the county down here.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
She called me a creasture. All right, margau's at your girlfriend?
Speaker 15 (26:01):
Yes it is.
Speaker 12 (26:02):
He's right.
Speaker 6 (26:03):
You ran off with the taxidermist.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
What sewed up her hat?
Speaker 16 (26:08):
I got y'all to get package the other day in
the mail. And that beef jerkey is really good, man.
I don't even know what we can buy it here
in Pennsylco.
Speaker 7 (26:14):
Go to the Big Show dot com and look in
the store. You can find things like.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
The Big Show dot com you can look in the store.
Speaker 16 (26:19):
Okay, you apped on a computer before.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Well, why don't you get your girlfriend works down for
the county.
Speaker 5 (26:24):
I know they got some computers down there making notes.
Wait a minute, all right, Margarets were taking easy, buddy.
Speaker 16 (26:36):
Okay, we'll see you guys, take care of We love
you by all.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
I love you back from Bill. I'm rolling up Virginia's here.
Good morning, Bill, Good morning, good morning.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
What's on your mind?
Speaker 1 (26:51):
I told you always be good? What's on your mind?
Speaker 16 (26:56):
Wanted to tail Jackie?
Speaker 5 (26:58):
I just called for her.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Oh, Matt, all right, Hey man, there Jaggie.
Speaker 11 (27:01):
I'll keep me out.
Speaker 5 (27:05):
All right, buddy, thanks you man.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
This going great. Let's see what Greg and Orlando, Florida.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
Hey man, remember I'm supposed to say a hooy philop
hello boy on this date in history. Yeah, that's what
Thomas Edison wanted us to say.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
All right, Oh, Greg, Thomas.
Speaker 6 (27:25):
Edison didn't actually invent the telephone.
Speaker 7 (27:30):
Alexander Graham Bell. You can remember it because his name
is Bell. You know what you hear when the phone rings?
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Got you? Greg? What's on your mind?
Speaker 10 (27:39):
Man?
Speaker 21 (27:39):
This is my second time call. I want to move
move alright, all right, all right, Hey, when am I
gonna start to get my paychecks? Because every time I
sell somebody on your grilling sauce, uh, they buy it
and they just keep on buying it.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Wait time I add that to the list.
Speaker 7 (27:56):
Right after we write the check to astro in there
and then send the city out to the thrown a painter.
Speaker 6 (28:00):
You're number three with the bullets.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
All right, you're in. You're in, Greg, Thank you very much.
All right, buddy Gary out to slap out Alabama. Hello, Gary,
talk some sense to me. We good?
Speaker 9 (28:14):
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Hello, it's me Spanky, you know mister personality from the
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Good morning, you got a big show on the radio.
Come out down, Jimmy Day. Remind me last time I
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Ever had them?
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Biscuits and sausage? You're frozen? Get them stas on microwave. Yeah,
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us some food for the next fishing date. Brought back
a box of those. How do you get no change?
Like the talking about six bucks forty nine cents? I
was gonna say, how big was the box?
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I don't know about him. We're talking about Jimmy Dean,
Big bad Yawn. You know his song We got one
from Piggard and Bowden based on that tune. You get
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Little song here about the art of songwriting, which is,
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You oughta know, Richard, Yeah, I learned it all from you, Sandy.
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Well.
Speaker 11 (08:00):
Every morning at the mine you could see him arrive.
He stood six foot six and you could see him arrived,
kind of broad at the shoulder, near at the hippn
everybody knew he was narrow at the helven to Bad John.
Nobody seemed to know where John called home. He just
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He's kind of quiet and shy. If he spoke at all,
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Bad John, Bad John, Bad big John, who.
Speaker 11 (08:47):
Somebody said he came from New Orleans, where he got
in a fight down in New Orleans and a crashing
glow from his huge right hand killed a Louisiana fellow.
Speaker 13 (08:58):
With a huge right hand.
Speaker 10 (09:00):
Bad John.
Speaker 11 (09:05):
Then came one day at the bottom of the mine.
When a timber cracked at the bottom of the mine,
the miners were praying, and hearts beat fast. Everybody knew
that their hearts was beating fast.
Speaker 13 (09:18):
That John, Bad John, bad Job, bad big John. R.
Speaker 10 (09:32):
Let's raise it up. That's exciting it.
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Here we go.
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And then with all his strength he gave a mighty shove,
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He gave a mighty shove.
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Whinny man scrambled from a would be grave. Now the
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came that rumble as they started back down, and the
smoking gas belted out of that mine. Everybody knew it
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was smoking gas belted out of that mine.
Speaker 13 (10:21):
Bad job, bad Job, bad big job.
Speaker 10 (10:30):
Who all right, sinsitive boy?
Speaker 11 (10:37):
Well, they never reopened that worthless pit. They just placed
a marble stand on that worthless pit. These few words
are written on that stand.
Speaker 13 (10:49):
At the bottom of this mine was written on that stand.
Bad bad Job, bad Big John.
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Do bring him handcuffs over here where I was a
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What's he gonna do when they come for you?
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If you go out, Frank Oh, I feel so honorable.
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The port Carter Burnstown may excuse he was a Raider fan.
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One and two entry and he dances all day long.
Good morning, Mary Mars. You know Monday morning is it
is all day long?
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Let's say you architested is Scott from Winchester, Virginia.
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Good morning, Scott, good morning. How you doing this morning? Buddy?
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I'm doing about how you doing?
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John Moore?
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Good man? What's your level of education here? Scott?
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Well? College graduate?
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College grad? Alright?
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Going against a high school boy, well right, sounds like
an episode of that new Fox show Man versus Peace. Scott,
touch a number on your cell phone? Are your touched
on phone?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
If you got one there? I guess you do that, lady,
I got a bell, all right, first three wins.
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We'll go to mars science science.
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I'm punishing her.
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I've made some impossible to pronounce question.
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Let's see if it's much fun, have y'all do on
me can do it?
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If someone is a batologists spelt speed old liligious.
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They're scanning, speed leo, speed loogist, logs, speed study run
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Right, bell tell.
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Yeahlogists, speed leologists, Speedleologists.
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What do they study?
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What did they study? A? Caves?
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A caves, nocturnal creatures or see rock formations.
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Caves creatures or rock formations speed. I'm going with the
craters this scot, you got a shot at it?
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Okay?
Speaker 13 (17:20):
With that A or B?
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What was John?
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What was the creatures? B? B?
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That was B? I'll try yes, speleologists, Yeah, I like
that cut.
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All right, it's one another Scott matd class mad class.
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Rayford found three coins on the way to his car yesterday.
He had a total of thirty cents. What three coins
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All right, they.
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Will be dying, that is correct.
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Yeah, there he dies.
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Man.
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I was trying to figure out a quarter in there.
Simmer geography, geigraphy.
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What was the name of what was the name of
Iran before it was changed to Iran.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
Is it a Persia?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Whoa Scott? I hated choices?
Speaker 16 (18:17):
That would be Persia.
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It would be.
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College Bates High School. Once again, who were the other choices, Marcy,
Peru or Baghdad? It was Persia. She had to ask
me Pari.
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No, y'all, don't get on Marchin. It's me because she
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Be in a studio.
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Famous.
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I think I hear a J. Foyd.
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Yeah, a speedologist. All right, Look at times got to
go all right, Well, everything's all right. Good job Marty,
good job Scott.
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I appreciate it.
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Alright's got a good job at he's got that on.
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Jackie gets informations. Well let's let Marshy write it down.
That might be more fun.
Speaker 5 (19:09):
Ye request a bit of the mornings WM Neck Good Morning,
how to make shows on the radio. I say, come on,
we'll go intard our classic bit of the morning. Uh
Jama Billy thumbs up on another great mad Max bid.
While listen to it, I couldn't help but think about
a similar situation. Max was hot about back when Shannon
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Faulkner was trying to get in the citadel. Please consider
playing that bit for your classic Bit of the Morning
number one Mad Max fan, Brian Johnson.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
You got it, Brian.
Speaker 7 (19:40):
Remember our main contact at the White House, Taylor Gross. Yeah,
he was at the Citadel a student at the time
that that took place. He said that that was one
of the most popular things on campus at the time.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Is that right, Mad Max?
Speaker 15 (19:52):
J Well, you know he wasn't talking about Shannon faulk
We got that one coming up for you next. Hang,
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good morning.
Speaker 5 (20:24):
A big show is on her radio on inside of
our classic bed of the Morning about going, Uh, Shannon
Faulkner's trying to get in the Citadel. It's hot around
campus and hot around here. It's mad Mac, come.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Morning, milling, Mad Max.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Ain't nobody. I'm so mad.
Speaker 19 (20:40):
I don't know whether to crap or go blind. I
guess I'll close one eye and yeah, and I'm confused.
You confuse her, Shannon Faulkner in the Citadel thing?
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Why she want to do that?
Speaker 5 (20:55):
She's a woman, it's all male school. Why does she
want to do that.
Speaker 19 (20:59):
I don't know whether to scratch my watch or whine
my butt fault?
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Well, her first full day.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
She was the first one in line for breakfast call
at five.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Am Monday morning.
Speaker 5 (21:14):
Oh yeah, all the news wires and newspapers they reported
that Shannon Falder was the first one in formation.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Why of course she was. It was breakfast. She was
a good look at that girl. Of course you're gonna
be first in line.
Speaker 5 (21:29):
Indeed, says they wasn't going to She ought to be
first one out there. Been trying to get in this
thing for two and a half years. Had to go
wake her up here at five thirty.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Excuse me, missus Falter, you want to line up? Can't
I sleep?
Speaker 5 (21:43):
Fifteen More's gonna be first in line, you ignorant news hounds.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
You're liberal minded. Let it around by the her, go yous.
I just get some man. I can't think straight scratching
my watch and sing that.
Speaker 5 (22:03):
So anyway, her Shannon Faultner first in line for breakfast.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Big surprise.
Speaker 5 (22:09):
Let me see miss Faultner in the other Oh I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Miss Fulner.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
The other trainees were wearing navy blue T shirts, jogging shorts,
black socks, and Oxford shoes when they lined up. That's
the way it started out in the morning. But did
you hear how her first day ended up. She missed
the swearing in ceremony to become a cadet. She was
in the infirmary. Yes, she was sick, heat related illness.
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She got overcome by the heat in one hundred degree
temperature very first day of HAILI here it is first
in line for breakfast and then misses the swearing in
ceremony because he was too hot.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Oh yeah, you doing good so far? She had a
old big win for win and the one is meeting.
Speaker 5 (23:01):
There was a couple other cadets in the infirmary that
was overcome by heat too. Now we gotta say that
it wasn't just Shannon, But how would you like to
be those guys when oh, another sissy there s Oh,
I bet they think, hell we how.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Long is that gonna last for them?
Speaker 5 (23:23):
Shannon Faultner and Flounder in there from Laval House, hercle
the two guys, Oh my goodness, that's gonna be tough
for them, And hell we said, well, well what is.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Hell we all about? Well? I tell you what it
is for the other cadets. Shannon Faulton are wearing jogging.
Speaker 5 (23:40):
Shorts, navy wood two shirts, black socks, and Ox for shoes.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
That's about enough right there for getting me.
Speaker 5 (23:46):
I break Shannon Father wanting to be a cadet, won't
cut your hair and missed the swearing in ceremony calls
it's too hot, first in line day, lose some weight,
join the wax and queer running God wanted to make
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shows on the radio, John Boy and Billy and the
Pillars There smarting money, Astro Nerd, the wall Hanger today
Jack and Random. Of course here Nerd. He's been talking
about going to the Star party. Oh and remember he
asked you for sponsorship. I don't guess that came through
right now.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
I remember I went.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
But he's wearing a little red light on a lapels
handing sale for two dollars, you know, the light with
these stickers to have fun. And then he said, you
know what's funnier than that? And I said anything.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
That's all we were laughing about.
Speaker 5 (25:02):
We came in a while to goo probably tell you guys.
Oh no, Astro Nerd, what is funnier than that? You've
you've got me stitches. I'll lean over Marty. Oh no,
I just don't. I got your back.
Speaker 12 (25:17):
Marty.
Speaker 5 (25:18):
Well, let's say I said, would open up the lines
and see what's happening today. So, uh, let's run through
what we can with the time we have Leftist Marcus
out of Pensacola, Florida.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Good morning, Marcus.
Speaker 21 (25:28):
Oh why why why?
Speaker 4 (25:29):
Why? Why?
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Why?
Speaker 5 (25:31):
What's up nothing?
Speaker 16 (25:33):
I'm just going to call here. A couple of weeks ago,
I was a painter and you was asking me why
I couldn't find reliable painter. And I told you we
were all a bunch of drunks.
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The honest painter, Marcus, what have you been up to?
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Say? What? What?
Speaker 16 (25:46):
What know?
Speaker 2 (25:47):
You?
Speaker 16 (25:47):
Go ahead?
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (25:48):
What have you been up to?
Speaker 16 (25:51):
I gotta say hello to Mary Bradley, my sweetheart. She's
listening to me. She works for the county down here.
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She called me a creasture. All right, margau's at your girlfriend?
Speaker 15 (26:01):
Yes it is.
Speaker 12 (26:02):
He's right.
Speaker 6 (26:03):
You ran off with the taxidermist.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
What sewed up her hat?
Speaker 16 (26:08):
I got y'all to get package the other day in
the mail. And that beef jerkey is really good, man.
I don't even know what we can buy it here
in Pennsylco.
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Go to the Big Show dot com and look in
the store. You can find things like.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
The Big Show dot com you can look in the store.
Speaker 16 (26:19):
Okay, you apped on a computer before.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Well, why don't you get your girlfriend works down for
the county.
Speaker 5 (26:24):
I know they got some computers down there making notes.
Wait a minute, all right, Margarets were taking easy, buddy.
Speaker 16 (26:36):
Okay, we'll see you guys, take care of We love
you by all.
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I love you back from Bill. I'm rolling up Virginia's here.
Good morning, Bill, Good morning, good morning.
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What's on your mind?
Speaker 1 (26:51):
I told you always be good? What's on your mind?
Speaker 16 (26:56):
Wanted to tail Jackie?
Speaker 5 (26:58):
I just called for her.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Oh, Matt, all right, Hey man, there Jaggie.
Speaker 11 (27:01):
I'll keep me out.
Speaker 5 (27:05):
All right, buddy, thanks you man.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
This going great. Let's see what Greg and Orlando, Florida.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
Hey man, remember I'm supposed to say a hooy philop
hello boy on this date in history. Yeah, that's what
Thomas Edison wanted us to say.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
All right, Oh, Greg, Thomas.
Speaker 6 (27:25):
Edison didn't actually invent the telephone.
Speaker 7 (27:30):
Alexander Graham Bell. You can remember it because his name
is Bell. You know what you hear when the phone rings?
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Got you? Greg? What's on your mind?
Speaker 10 (27:39):
Man?
Speaker 21 (27:39):
This is my second time call. I want to move
move alright, all right, all right, Hey, when am I
gonna start to get my paychecks? Because every time I
sell somebody on your grilling sauce, uh, they buy it
and they just keep on buying it.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Wait time I add that to the list.
Speaker 7 (27:56):
Right after we write the check to astro in there
and then send the city out to the thrown a painter.
Speaker 6 (28:00):
You're number three with the bullets.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
All right, you're in. You're in, Greg, Thank you very much.
All right, buddy Gary out to slap out Alabama. Hello, Gary,
talk some sense to me. We good?
Speaker 9 (28:14):
Uh yeah, I just want to say all my friends
a contractor Steel, Steven, Jason, Pete, and Ronnie. I appreciate
all him putting up with me and these credit card things. Man,
what's up with that?
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What are you accepting some awardly thanking the guys back
at the shop.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Let'll show you.
Speaker 6 (28:34):
Get onto the You forgot the man upstairs?
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Yeah, he go some money. This is the way he
pays it all.
Speaker 7 (28:40):
Usually you want to throw something in for the good ride.
Speaker 20 (28:42):
You had.
Speaker 7 (28:44):
The weather really cooperated today.
Speaker 5 (28:47):
Good stops all day long. You know that's a good idea.
This part is all about y'all. Well, that's kind of
how they're handling it. So yeah, let me let me
that he had one more.
Speaker 9 (29:00):
Yes, Mary, I thank you.
Speaker 7 (29:04):
As long as you don't use that customer ID card,
you're okay. So far, the only person that's talked about
the subject you wanted to talk about was me.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Just now.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Steve is up out of Knoxville. Tell us, say hello, Steve.
Speaker 6 (29:20):
Here's the guy that's gonna get us back on.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Here we go.
Speaker 21 (29:25):
What's going on?
Speaker 20 (29:26):
John Boy and Billy?
Speaker 2 (29:28):
We just.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Award winning broadcast? Was that what you Steve?
Speaker 16 (29:38):
Nothing? My dad turned me onto y'all show about two
years ago, and.
Speaker 5 (29:42):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
All right?
Speaker 16 (29:44):
Man?
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Good a little positive enforcement for us.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Huh.
Speaker 16 (29:47):
I'm a first time caller. Hit me with the cow.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Man.
Speaker 5 (29:55):
I like this, Steve, Thank you so much, buddy. We
appreciate you. And tell you Dad we said, duh huh,
he's a route. Say that's what we call roots. It
turned out to be montay.
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Well says Dave. Have a good day. Hey, y'ah boy,
al let's say I like it.
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We could know our listeners like this, so from now
on we don't have a guess. This is open line
time right now to be your family. Okay, all right, Well,
I guess we're ready to go. Okay, wait man, let
meet you back here for open line. Hey, save those
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Check doll on hold, I want to talk to him.
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