January 28, 2025 • 41 mins
Tuesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Cadbury goes to duck hunting with John Boy.. - Mary Jane zooms into the studio for some very deep thoughts.. - the Crocodile Stalker opens a childcare center.. - We celebrate a major work-anniversary for our very favorite coworker.. - Can players from military colleges be drafted into the NFL? - Uh-Oh - we better call Hanson to find out.. - and will wrap things up today, with Gary Busey…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good more than everybody more Big Show to come. Hang
where you are, yo?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
What's up?
Speaker 3 (00:06):
This is ike and for all of five one one
you need on all things redneck.
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Just check out my two favorite crackers, John bro and
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something else my own self, but white boy Patrick Dunn
broke off the knob in the Cadillac.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Never mind pets out, Yeah morning, just brtys curb feelers
(01:12):
on my drug.
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Got I ran out of super fly accessories a while back.
Speaker 6 (01:20):
Darn you Google, got a doodle doo aveda when I
started having a Google for my conversation.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Go ahead and end it all, all right.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
It's Tuesday, January the twenty eighth. It's so good to
be here with you all this morning. About that man
about to put it in on January into the shortest
month of the year. That's only three hundred and thirty
seven days left until twenty twenty six. Our idea, Let's
say what kind of national days?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
An't them?
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Opened up my book here National Gift of the Ladybug
to day lady Bug. Okay, that's talk about that you
can't as good luck as.
Speaker 7 (02:08):
To kill if they get in your house, but I
was infested one time.
Speaker 8 (02:11):
They were like all.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Over We had that happen one time. I was like,
how do I shoot them out? I don't know how
to do this.
Speaker 9 (02:18):
I don't know what you know.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Like there must have been like forty of them. It
was like they built my house on a lady bug.
Speaker 10 (02:24):
Crazy.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Well, let's see what about National Plan for Vacation Day?
Didn't bring back too many memories? You're supposed to plan
at the start of the year.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Okay, that's right, something to look forward to, you got it?
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Okay, Well it's just finished up dunk season, bear season,
dear season, and in January first there Elmer tater fudd.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Well, yeah, let's work a little bit.
Speaker 7 (02:51):
Okay, which comes next?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Plan for vacation? Okay, I'm look in the middle of
the April. How does that sound? Jack, he's got a trip?
She is, well, I go, what do you? What are
you going?
Speaker 9 (03:03):
Now?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
She's jagging a big time in it. Man, we'll talk
about that.
Speaker 8 (03:08):
She knows paper.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
National Blueberry Pancake Day, all right with.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
You behind the blueberry pancakes?
Speaker 11 (03:16):
Yunny?
Speaker 12 (03:17):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (03:17):
National Kazoo Day, recognizing nearly two hundred years Yeah, we
got a comb handy. You know it don't take much
to make her kazoo. Get you a comb and piece
of it was.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Wax papers as they use like this, just do or
you just put your thumbs there up to your lips.
Speaker 13 (03:34):
Yeah, we used to use a regular notebook paper. Well, okay,
well all, let's show that we have to innovate for
poor afford the wax people.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Oh well, i's see here.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
Let's get the first prize pack out and get the
winning beginning poor people only.
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Okay, one ain't hundred big show.
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ten percent off of checkout. Listen up right here. Three
days in history where we're going our categories. January twenty eighth,
nineteen seventy eight.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Ted Nugent, Oh.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Buddy, Sweat and Teddy complied with a fans request and
autographed the fans arm with his knife.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Is wanted. He's got some tough fans to.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
All right. Nineteen ninety four, act Hal Smith passed away
at a seventy seven beloved Otis Campbell of Maybury. He
also provided the voices for Disney's Goofy, Jimminy Cricket, Winnie
the Pooh, and a whole lot more.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yeah, that was so cool.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
We got to hang out with him, took him to
the race track with us, stayed down through the rays odors,
and he didn't drink in real life. That's true.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Twenty twenty four, Environmental protesters through a soup at Leonardo
de Vinci's Mona Lisa. I was going with DiCaprio there
for a Minnesota told me, oh, look it to you.
Leonardo da Vinci's Mona Lisa if he live in Paris,
will show you through soup.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
All right, it was protected by glass.
Speaker 7 (05:32):
Exactly and check the Okay, we'll make our point.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
Oh environmental protesters, I mean said part all right, you know, yeah,
they're stupid. Go hug a shrub and throw some soup
on the glass, y'all. Use you told free line in
one eight hundred Big Show. We'll get us and win
for outbirds. Come on play next good Tuesday morning. There's
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a Big Show on the radio. Our feature track from
the Big Show bid Box the Gary Busey Institute for
Mental Awareness. There's your key word mental Gary, He's the
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Speaker 2 (06:31):
A right, Uppers, Let's play upburst.
Speaker 14 (06:38):
That's the game that anyone can win.
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John Boys and Billy to give the prizes from the
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And guest time, you have the best time. You want
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Speaker 6 (07:02):
Let's say hey to Michael from kill Devil Hills, North Carolina.
Shot y, Hey, Michael, welcome money.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
How's ever thinking the all banks has been cold on
y'all two.
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It is, Yeah, it's been in the twenty last couple
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believe that we're only waits.
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God.
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I like the way he sails.
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Michael, Michael, let's get.
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Uh picture, uh Jersey, how about a body part?
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Now give us three Disney characters ready go?
Speaker 15 (08:10):
Uh Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse and Goocy.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
I didn't say it was crazy.
Speaker 9 (08:17):
I said he was.
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Let's say so, Michael for the wind. You give us
three soups ready to go?
Speaker 15 (08:27):
Uh chicken noodle my favorite key and how about.
Speaker 5 (08:32):
Vegetable God, Michael would get the big old happy herd
till you killed devil heels Bunny you be campl and
keep on out there.
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good shout out to my brother in Nashville. Hey, Donny,
who's stupid?
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Now?
Speaker 5 (08:57):
Wind a mine the hour and top of your news.
Right on the other side, a Monday morning song from
a Robert ur Keine.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Why am I talking like that? I good morning. It's
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a big show on the radio.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
You have to sing along with a Monday morning song
Robert ur Keen in the mornings.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
That's done by Robert Cocaine. Is being lying on you?
Speaker 17 (10:03):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Come on, Jack and get ready to say anybody.
Speaker 12 (10:10):
Sometimes on my days are filled with ride. As I
traveled and left some bad things ain't going mid way
because there's always someone swarming in my life.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
You keep swerving in my life.
Speaker 12 (10:35):
And it's causing lots of banger.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
I'm a honking on my horror.
Speaker 12 (10:43):
I'm shooting you the fine.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Keep switching on my bride lines.
Speaker 16 (10:51):
To him.
Speaker 17 (10:54):
When you're swerving all lives hoib by, you're running someone
off the road.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
The day Joe, Why I thought I never never another?
Speaker 12 (11:12):
How else could I feed? But bowing you run into me.
I can't believe I could not see her. All tank up,
the one's at the waiting. You keep swarming in my life,
(11:36):
just causing lots of bangs.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
I'm cussing out your name. I'm shooting you the fine.
Speaker 17 (11:47):
I keep switching on my briding lights, but you're just
too dimpty. Now when you're swerving all lights? Oh, why
you're running someone on the rough?
Speaker 5 (12:07):
Roving a big show? Good morning, Big shows, Holo Radio,
(12:37):
Roll into your Tuesday, January A twenty eighth action.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Hello friends, your old pal burn Burn here with another
naval bulging edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse Today's
episode Hot Buttered Toasts. As our story opens, Ricky B.
Sharp is eating breakfast with his wife Lucy in Dothan. Lucy,
this corned beef hash is perfect. Got that crispy rind
(13:06):
on it that I like like a seventy year old
woman in a tanning bed.
Speaker 7 (13:11):
Man Eddie whatever. Tell you you really got away with words?
Speaker 1 (13:16):
It's all part of the sharp luck?
Speaker 7 (13:19):
Is this the same luck that made you two foot six.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Two foot six of the half. And I don't hear
you complain of too much when you kick the remote
under the coffee table and out one grab You're welcome.
Speaker 7 (13:37):
Yeah, I'll give you that wood. But luck seems to
give you the middle finger more often than.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Not, Lucy, you are dining with Dothan's mostly a lovely
fast food mascot, the jewel in the crown of therot top,
the popular s Empire, the very face of fast casual
dining in a greater Dothan area. No one ever talked
about pimple pete over at Greasy Gary's. I tell you nothing,
(14:05):
not a mention of Fanny Feathers of kluck Bucket, Fried
chicken fame. I am a boy god legend in this
area and that takes pluck, determination and l u c k.
Thank you very much there and with the lesson, Now
get your culture alike.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Hot his toast?
Speaker 7 (14:23):
Sure here? Oh I dropped it.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
I had no problem see it landed butter side up.
Speaker 7 (14:31):
You know you might be onto something with that luck thig.
At least three times a day, I drop your toast,
hoping it land butter side down.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Mama was right, you are a spiteful heifer.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
But do continue.
Speaker 7 (14:45):
But every time I drop my toast, it lands butter
side down.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Lucy, Lucy, Lucy, that's got nothing to.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Do with luck. Well, what is it?
Speaker 5 (14:56):
Then?
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Your buttering the wrong side? And how.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
And for dessert, I'll have some hot buttered cleavage.
Speaker 7 (15:15):
Look I dropped it again.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Tune in next time when we'll hear pimple Pete's dermatologists say.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. It's mag
show on the radio.
Speaker 10 (15:28):
John bock Been and Tyler Fenners ran to Jackie and
you listening, Hi?
Speaker 9 (15:33):
How you are listening to toe of the funniest guys
on the radio and my fraternity brothers at the Raccoon Lodge,
John Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Are they funny? Are they funny?
Speaker 7 (15:48):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (15:49):
Hell, good morning, there's a big show on the radio
(16:31):
for your Tuesday morning. I know we're having a radio
for a while day. Were you an intern yet nineteen
eighty five?
Speaker 1 (16:40):
No, okay, yes, so yeah. I think she was still
in high school.
Speaker 7 (16:45):
I was still in middle school.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
Well, we all remember this. It was a Hall of
famers in nineteen eighty five. Well, some of the world's
top musicians and singers gathered at the A and M
Studios and LA to begin an all night recording session
for the tune we Are the World.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Oh yeah, I had my MTV. I knew about it.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
We Are the Children, We Are There was four Uh,
they were starving in Ethiopia and so yeah. So you
look at this like a snapshot in the mid eighties,
nineteen eighty five. Who was hot there? Who sang on
the song? Michael Jackson, of course hot, that's right. Cindy
(17:32):
Lawper Yeah, Kenny Rogers, he was fine.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Kenny Rogers.
Speaker 17 (17:40):
Hair.
Speaker 7 (17:41):
I always said Jackie and I would be great roommates.
Because we would never go after the same guy.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
We have a totally different things. Oh I want Kenny Rogers, Well,
okay for me, our girl.
Speaker 5 (17:55):
Dolly Parton was on that on that song Stinging the Police,
Harry Belafonte, Diana Ross, Paul Simon, Bruce Springsteen, Bob Dylan,
Ray Charles.
Speaker 7 (18:10):
Was it Quincy Jones production, wasn't it?
Speaker 5 (18:13):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (18:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (18:15):
And then they get together and have all the radio
stations playing at the same time.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Right, that's true.
Speaker 16 (18:19):
I remember that.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
That's what we're trying to usher in the one world
radio government. Its way alright, so linveway, there you go.
That's what was happening in nineteen eighty five.
Speaker 7 (18:33):
And they all donated their time, Am I right?
Speaker 6 (18:36):
Did they donate their time?
Speaker 5 (18:37):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (18:37):
Oh they did not get paid for That's what was
so great about those those superstars that made a big
deal about not getting paid for it. I appreciate we're
trying to say some starvingy of the opiums over there.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
You got me paying all you people. Good good deal.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
Now, radio, well, Randy's trying to find sound effect still
where it sounds like Ricky b. Sharp is getting humped
by Duck. We have come a long way. Wow, that
is coming up us. We celebrate the end of duck
season in minutes. As I think of the head, Yep, we.
Speaker 11 (19:12):
Are the world.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
Big show rolls on good more than big shows on
the radio. Hang on that eventure with Cadbury celebrating the
end of duck season. Getting ready to hear that first,
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Speaker 1 (19:44):
I'll hang on. Set you up to win it in minutes.
Right now, let's celebrate.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
Well, boys, we finally made it. Here's the duck blind.
Let's get settled in. Hey, I thought there were three
of us. Yes, he takes.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Considerably smaller steps than we do.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Sir Cherry Picker's gonna walk so fair.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
You know there's bears out here, right, You've nothing to fear,
mister sharp. I'm sure a mouse would be more feeling
instead of it.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
Keep it down, you're gonna run the ducks off. Let's
get in the blind. Hey, this is a pretty sweet setup.
It is quite cozy. Yeah, but something's missing. Wait a second,
where are the decoys?
Speaker 11 (20:24):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Way to go, mister Frinch.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Oh no, I'm only hearing my capacity as chauffeur and
aid de camp to serve. I leave the details of
the journey to you, sportsman.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Well, this is great. Shall I venture back to the
vehicle to retrieve the items?
Speaker 16 (20:38):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (20:38):
No, we'll just have to make do without decoys. Dack nebbit,
it's a wasted trip. Maybe not. Look at this.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
That's one of miss Pearl's toys. Stuff, squeaky duck toy.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
I got an idea. How are you doing, sir? Taking
the stuffing out here? Rickie?
Speaker 3 (20:57):
What am I supposed to doing this?
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Put it on? Oh this is delicious.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Put it on and go out there and the dugs
will come in to investigate. Oh no, way, I got
my dignity. You dress up like a slice of pizza
for a living, all right? Give it to me this
little tight that will look adorable?
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Perfect? All right? Now get out there and act like
a dog.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
I ain't got no waiters. Shall I cut two fingers
off a rubber glove. I'm going I'm going use your
duck call.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Ain't that one?
Speaker 15 (21:34):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Brother, we'll do something, dear, ducky, No quack, you idiot.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Whack back back where.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
I god believe it. Look, holy crap is working. You're
doing great, keep it up, back, back, back back, And
this is why they call them setting ducks.
Speaker 9 (22:05):
Sir.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Wait right, look, I'm looking. I should be shooting.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
No, sir, that's an extremely rare harlequin Meganza. Oh what
you can't shoot him, sir? He's extremely rare.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
What's he doing?
Speaker 15 (22:18):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Dear, he must be a breeding male, and it appears
he has eyes for our decoy.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Wow, I think he wants me to.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Lay in eighty.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
I'm married. Give him a mouth. Ricky, get out of there.
I'm trying, but we won't hurt me. Loose Cadbury do something.
I am, sir, I'm filming it on my phone. Don't shoot,
so don't shoot. I can't shoot, Ricky, I'm hit you
(23:01):
health me burn?
Speaker 3 (23:02):
What's happening now?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
What should we do? Canber just wait?
Speaker 8 (23:05):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (23:06):
I think he's old mister finished?
Speaker 9 (23:08):
What here?
Speaker 8 (23:11):
Besides, it's nice to have one of these inventures where
I'm not on the receiving end of the humiliation.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Oh dear, what is that a bear?
Speaker 15 (23:27):
Here?
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Come on, you guys, I's gonna carry my stuff back
to the truck operations. What y'all?
Speaker 5 (24:00):
Oh, here we go you to answer your question? Yeah,
John Morjefvity, I got it right here.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
So let's say coincidence. Indiana is ranked as the number
one most dangerous state in America for tornadoes, and they
are also number one for sales of these Oh what
are condoms?
Speaker 15 (24:24):
No?
Speaker 1 (24:26):
What y'all got one?
Speaker 9 (24:28):
Eight hundred?
Speaker 5 (24:28):
Big Show you told free line we go to week
in the winter. Oh yeah, we played John Moore Jeffty Next.
(25:00):
Good Tuesday morning. There's a Big Show on the radio
with today's feature track from the Big Show bit Box
that Gary Busey Institute for Mental Awareness. Sergei gey word
mental Gary. This kind of fits the the bit box
at the Big Show dot Com. There right now, let's
play yells live across America.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
It's John Boy Jeopardy and now your host. His wife
gave birth three.
Speaker 13 (25:27):
Times and still fits into our high school prom dress.
He gave birth zero times and can't fit into the pants.
From last October he's time boy.
Speaker 5 (25:38):
They for noticing they hated Sam out of Thomaston, Georgia.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Good morning, Sam boy. Here you are a body.
Speaker 5 (25:47):
You got the first shot at John Boyd Jeopardy this morning.
Must be living right, Uh I guess Well, let's say
about this question. We're saying coincidence. Indiana has ranked as
the number one most dangerous eight in America for tornadoes,
and they're also number one for sales of these flashlights.
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You say, flashlights said tornado comes soon, knogs buy her
out and eat flashlights.
Speaker 15 (26:17):
Yeah, like it's we're thinking some time of life.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Well, Sam, we appreciate you playing buddy. You have a
great rest of your day.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Go ahead, Yeah, what's.
Speaker 15 (26:32):
What?
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Oh?
Speaker 16 (26:36):
All the potheads out there? All right, Sam, that's definitely
a first you take it easy.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
All right.
Speaker 5 (26:50):
Well let's go to Amanda in Hot Springs, Arkansas. Good morning, Amanda,
Good morning y'all.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Hey, all right, well you are up now, Amanda.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
Indiana raged is the number one most dangerous state in
America for tornadoes, and they also number one.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
For sales of these and you are thinking, is it.
Speaker 5 (27:17):
Is it trailers? Well, let's see that's what the weird
coincidence has to do with it. Huh. You know I
think about Kansas and Texas for states, and you know
danger tornadoes. Well, Indiana, the fact is most deadly deadlyest Okay,
(27:40):
it was a dangerous state.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Yeah? Is that deadly or dangerous?
Speaker 15 (27:44):
Well?
Speaker 1 (27:44):
I need answers, man, And what with tata in the condoms?
Come on, man, I'd answer you, but I know it'll
just kick you off, probably will. So let's just congratulate Amanda.
Speaker 5 (27:54):
You got the big old Bertie County Peanuts prize pack.
You enjoyed Hot Spring Baby.
Speaker 9 (28:01):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 6 (28:03):
You go ahead, shout out to all my friends and
family here in Hot Springs, Arkansas.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Today a manday, she's on winter Hey man, Sergeant Hunts.
His real name was John Banner.
Speaker 5 (28:22):
It's his birthday today. You're gonna celebrate right on the
other side of your knees. Good morning, and you got
(29:03):
a big show on the radio. Well, well look at
this man, doctor John Banner.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Ye all know him. As I see something, No, that's.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Not that's not.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
That's not even clink. Oh yeah, Now I'm thinking about
who's the guy in the bushes that laugh in Artie Johnson?
What did he say, Vanny, Yeah, yeah, I know nothing
as what.
Speaker 14 (29:31):
You're doing, Like James Cagney is what that was all about.
Speaker 12 (29:36):
I know nothing.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
I do a better, Colonel Clink anyway, prove it? Okay, sure,
I believe the term is nailed it well.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
His acting career began in nineteen forty and over the
years he appeared in dozens of movies and nearly one
hundred TV roles, though of course he's best remember to
Sergeant Schultz on Hogan's Heroes, and as a role he
nearly turned down because he was Jewish and was literally
forced out of his Vienna homeland by Nazi Germany. Wow man,
(30:12):
that's wow. So when the show found success, he faced
harsh criticism from the Jewish community for creating what was
called a huggable Nazi.
Speaker 14 (30:22):
And I believe that is the only time that that
phrase has ever been used in the English language.
Speaker 15 (30:27):
Yep.
Speaker 5 (30:27):
Nevertheless, the show lasted from nineteen sixty five to seventy one.
He died on his birthday in nineteen seventy three from
a stomach hemorrhage. Now a few of the other shows
he appeared on include The Lone Ranger Now Done, y'all,
can you help picture him in any of these?
Speaker 8 (30:43):
I think I saw this Untouchables episode.
Speaker 5 (30:45):
Alfred Hitchcock Presents Rent ten Ten, Dobie Gillis, Dobe Perry Mason,
The Untouchables, the Don Read Show, My Three Sons, The
Man from Uncle, The Doris Today Show, Hazel Mister Ed
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and even a Partridge fan.
Speaker 8 (31:12):
He did another show with Bob Crane right after Hogan's
Heroes went off the air, called the Chicago Teddy Bears.
Really and they played gangsters.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Yeah, I saw that in the bio too. Yeah, and
colonel was also a Jew who was also from his
home the same by the Nazi Germany's.
Speaker 14 (31:31):
Yeah, you imagine trying to sell that idea to a
TV network today. I can't believe it got sold back then, Yeah,
that would.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
And then and then they're in this prison camp, see.
Speaker 8 (31:46):
And it comment he's boys got this Minchael, and he
keeps going, hold.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Good, who pitched that idea? That's a good pitch man
right there.
Speaker 8 (31:57):
And then the colonels got this. This is a big
fat guy, his sergeant Shultz. Everybody loves him. He knows nothing.
Speaker 9 (32:07):
Away.
Speaker 5 (32:08):
We remember, oh Shultz, fondly, Oh morning. It's a big
(32:36):
show on the radio. How longer thing come out of COVID?
We got to use the zoom, turn it on and
let's do it.
Speaker 14 (32:46):
And now deep thoughts with Zach the weed Guy's girlfriend
Mary Jane.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Okay, I turned around here.
Speaker 11 (32:58):
Yeah, one's been cracking hacking man, y'all?
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Good?
Speaker 5 (33:03):
Well, good, me too, me too.
Speaker 11 (33:06):
I just been hanging around thinking about stuff. Y'all want
to hear some of it?
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Yell too cool.
Speaker 11 (33:15):
Happy new year, man, New year. My goal in twenty
twenty five is to accomplish the goals I set in
twenty twenty four, y'all. I should have done it in
twenty twenty three because I made a promise in twenty
twenty two which I made plan to make that promise
back in twenty twenty one.
Speaker 9 (33:39):
Down.
Speaker 11 (33:42):
My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunch and
a crunch. It's called lunch. Y'all, you need to be
worried about hackers. I'm worried about hackers. You know, hackers, man,
what they need to do? They need to step their
game up and go delete everyone's car loans and.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Bad credit work for me.
Speaker 11 (34:06):
Dudes, speaking of money, mank should do a better job
of keeping their ATMs filled. Yesterday was the fifth one
I've been to that said insufficient fun.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Get out of the house.
Speaker 11 (34:27):
Did you hear that you attract what you fear? Right now,
I'm afraid of forty two point six million dollars?
Speaker 7 (34:42):
Oh oh, I did a push up today?
Speaker 17 (34:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (34:46):
Well, actually I fell down, but I had to use
my arms to get up, so you know, close enough.
Do you think that, like in a thousand years archaeologists
will unearthed tanning beds and think that we fried people?
Is fun, dude, here's something uplifting when you think there's
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no hope left. Just think about those little lobsters in
the tank at the restaurant on the Titanic. You're free.
Speaker 10 (35:20):
You're free?
Speaker 11 (35:25):
Is that too soon? You're okay with that? I get
meet Sometimes it's a darn shame. Nothing's built in the
USA anymore. I sound like my grandpa. Like my brand
new TV says built in antenna and to be perfectly
on us, like I don't even know where that is.
(35:56):
All right, here's a fun fact. As you know that
ninety seven percent of people are.
Speaker 7 (36:05):
Stupid, they got them in the other five percent.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
I'm so done being a people pleaser.
Speaker 11 (36:16):
You just stop it, Randy. If everyone's okay with that,
I'm just asking.
Speaker 8 (36:22):
I won't stop.
Speaker 11 (36:24):
Okay, my dudes do that one morning? Then I have
a batch of brownies. I need a little known fact
before the crowbar was invented, those poor little birds. Just
drink it home.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
That's it for now.
Speaker 11 (36:48):
You like that one, jack, y'all keep rocking and I'll
keep baking. I mean, I'll keep thinking about later, dudes.
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Case.
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on my drug.
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Speaker 5 (01:30):
It's Tuesday, January the twenty eighth. It's so good to
be here with you all this morning. About that man
about to put it in on January into the shortest
month of the year. That's only three hundred and thirty
seven days left until twenty twenty six. Our idea, Let's
say what kind of national days?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
An't them?
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Opened up my book here National Gift of the Ladybug
to day lady Bug. Okay, that's talk about that you
can't as good luck as.
Speaker 7 (02:08):
To kill if they get in your house, but I
was infested one time.
Speaker 8 (02:11):
They were like all.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Over We had that happen one time. I was like,
how do I shoot them out? I don't know how
to do this.
Speaker 9 (02:18):
I don't know what you know.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Like there must have been like forty of them. It
was like they built my house on a lady bug.
Speaker 10 (02:24):
Crazy.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Well, let's see what about National Plan for Vacation Day?
Didn't bring back too many memories? You're supposed to plan
at the start of the year.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Okay, that's right, something to look forward to, you got it?
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Okay, Well it's just finished up dunk season, bear season,
dear season, and in January first there Elmer tater fudd.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Well, yeah, let's work a little bit.
Speaker 7 (02:51):
Okay, which comes next?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Plan for vacation? Okay, I'm look in the middle of
the April. How does that sound? Jack, he's got a trip?
She is, well, I go, what do you? What are
you going?
Speaker 9 (03:03):
Now?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
She's jagging a big time in it. Man, we'll talk
about that.
Speaker 8 (03:08):
She knows paper.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
National Blueberry Pancake Day, all right with.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
You behind the blueberry pancakes?
Speaker 11 (03:16):
Yunny?
Speaker 12 (03:17):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (03:17):
National Kazoo Day, recognizing nearly two hundred years Yeah, we
got a comb handy. You know it don't take much
to make her kazoo. Get you a comb and piece
of it was.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Wax papers as they use like this, just do or
you just put your thumbs there up to your lips.
Speaker 13 (03:34):
Yeah, we used to use a regular notebook paper. Well, okay,
well all, let's show that we have to innovate for
poor afford the wax people.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Oh well, i's see here.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
Let's get the first prize pack out and get the
winning beginning poor people only.
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days in history where we're going our categories. January twenty eighth,
nineteen seventy eight.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Ted Nugent, Oh.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Buddy, Sweat and Teddy complied with a fans request and
autographed the fans arm with his knife.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Is wanted. He's got some tough fans to.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
All right. Nineteen ninety four, act Hal Smith passed away
at a seventy seven beloved Otis Campbell of Maybury. He
also provided the voices for Disney's Goofy, Jimminy Cricket, Winnie
the Pooh, and a whole lot more.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yeah, that was so cool.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
We got to hang out with him, took him to
the race track with us, stayed down through the rays odors,
and he didn't drink in real life. That's true.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Twenty twenty four, Environmental protesters through a soup at Leonardo
de Vinci's Mona Lisa. I was going with DiCaprio there
for a Minnesota told me, oh, look it to you.
Leonardo da Vinci's Mona Lisa if he live in Paris,
will show you through soup.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
All right, it was protected by glass.
Speaker 7 (05:32):
Exactly and check the Okay, we'll make our point.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
Oh environmental protesters, I mean said part all right, you know, yeah,
they're stupid. Go hug a shrub and throw some soup
on the glass, y'all. Use you told free line in
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a Big Show on the radio. Our feature track from
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A right, Uppers, Let's play upburst.
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That's the game that anyone can win.
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John Boys and Billy to give the prizes from the
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When you're playing uppers, having hurry up.
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And guest time, you have the best time. You want
a big shots.
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Let's say hey to Michael from kill Devil Hills, North Carolina.
Shot y, Hey, Michael, welcome money.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
How's ever thinking the all banks has been cold on
y'all two.
Speaker 15 (07:26):
It is, Yeah, it's been in the twenty last couple
of couple of mornings about thirty thirty seven. Now I
believe that we're only waits.
Speaker 16 (07:33):
God.
Speaker 7 (07:34):
I like the way he sails.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Michael, Michael, let's get.
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You through these three categories where you're all going later,
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ready to go.
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Uh picture, uh Jersey, how about a body part?
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Oh yeah, I autographed a monkeys butt at the day
twenty five hund show off. Yeah, still brag about all right, Minel,
Now give us three Disney characters ready go?
Speaker 15 (08:10):
Uh Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse and Goocy.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
I didn't say it was crazy.
Speaker 9 (08:17):
I said he was.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Let's say so, Michael for the wind. You give us
three soups ready to go?
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Uh chicken noodle my favorite key and how about.
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Vegetable God, Michael would get the big old happy herd
till you killed devil heels Bunny you be campl and
keep on out there.
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Well that sounds good. If I give a shout out
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good shout out to my brother in Nashville. Hey, Donny,
who's stupid?
Speaker 8 (08:55):
Now?
Speaker 5 (08:57):
Wind a mine the hour and top of your news.
Right on the other side, a Monday morning song from
a Robert ur Keine.
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Why am I talking like that? I good morning. It's
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a big show on the radio.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
You have to sing along with a Monday morning song
Robert ur Keen in the mornings.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
That's done by Robert Cocaine. Is being lying on you?
Speaker 17 (10:03):
Sometimes I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Come on, Jack and get ready to say anybody.
Speaker 12 (10:10):
Sometimes on my days are filled with ride. As I
traveled and left some bad things ain't going mid way
because there's always someone swarming in my life.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
You keep swerving in my life.
Speaker 12 (10:35):
And it's causing lots of banger.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
I'm a honking on my horror.
Speaker 12 (10:43):
I'm shooting you the fine.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Keep switching on my bride lines.
Speaker 16 (10:51):
To him.
Speaker 17 (10:54):
When you're swerving all lives hoib by, you're running someone
off the road.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
The day Joe, Why I thought I never never another?
Speaker 12 (11:12):
How else could I feed? But bowing you run into me.
I can't believe I could not see her. All tank up,
the one's at the waiting. You keep swarming in my life,
(11:36):
just causing lots of bangs.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
I'm cussing out your name. I'm shooting you the fine.
Speaker 17 (11:47):
I keep switching on my briding lights, but you're just
too dimpty. Now when you're swerving all lights? Oh, why
you're running someone on the rough?
Speaker 5 (12:07):
Roving a big show? Good morning, Big shows, Holo Radio,
(12:37):
Roll into your Tuesday, January A twenty eighth action.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Hello friends, your old pal burn Burn here with another
naval bulging edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse Today's
episode Hot Buttered Toasts. As our story opens, Ricky B.
Sharp is eating breakfast with his wife Lucy in Dothan. Lucy,
this corned beef hash is perfect. Got that crispy rind
(13:06):
on it that I like like a seventy year old
woman in a tanning bed.
Speaker 7 (13:11):
Man Eddie whatever. Tell you you really got away with words?
Speaker 1 (13:16):
It's all part of the sharp luck?
Speaker 7 (13:19):
Is this the same luck that made you two foot six.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Two foot six of the half. And I don't hear
you complain of too much when you kick the remote
under the coffee table and out one grab You're welcome.
Speaker 7 (13:37):
Yeah, I'll give you that wood. But luck seems to
give you the middle finger more often than.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Not, Lucy, you are dining with Dothan's mostly a lovely
fast food mascot, the jewel in the crown of therot top,
the popular s Empire, the very face of fast casual
dining in a greater Dothan area. No one ever talked
about pimple pete over at Greasy Gary's. I tell you nothing,
(14:05):
not a mention of Fanny Feathers of kluck Bucket, Fried
chicken fame. I am a boy god legend in this
area and that takes pluck, determination and l u c k.
Thank you very much there and with the lesson, Now
get your culture alike.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Hot his toast?
Speaker 7 (14:23):
Sure here? Oh I dropped it.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
I had no problem see it landed butter side up.
Speaker 7 (14:31):
You know you might be onto something with that luck thig.
At least three times a day, I drop your toast,
hoping it land butter side down.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Mama was right, you are a spiteful heifer.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
But do continue.
Speaker 7 (14:45):
But every time I drop my toast, it lands butter
side down.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Lucy, Lucy, Lucy, that's got nothing to.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Do with luck. Well, what is it?
Speaker 5 (14:56):
Then?
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Your buttering the wrong side? And how.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
And for dessert, I'll have some hot buttered cleavage.
Speaker 7 (15:15):
Look I dropped it again.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Tune in next time when we'll hear pimple Pete's dermatologists say.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. It's mag
show on the radio.
Speaker 10 (15:28):
John bock Been and Tyler Fenners ran to Jackie and
you listening, Hi?
Speaker 9 (15:33):
How you are listening to toe of the funniest guys
on the radio and my fraternity brothers at the Raccoon Lodge,
John Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Are they funny? Are they funny?
Speaker 7 (15:48):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (15:49):
Hell, good morning, there's a big show on the radio
(16:31):
for your Tuesday morning. I know we're having a radio
for a while day. Were you an intern yet nineteen
eighty five?
Speaker 1 (16:40):
No, okay, yes, so yeah. I think she was still
in high school.
Speaker 7 (16:45):
I was still in middle school.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
Well, we all remember this. It was a Hall of
famers in nineteen eighty five. Well, some of the world's
top musicians and singers gathered at the A and M
Studios and LA to begin an all night recording session
for the tune we Are the World.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Oh yeah, I had my MTV. I knew about it.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
We Are the Children, We Are There was four Uh,
they were starving in Ethiopia and so yeah. So you
look at this like a snapshot in the mid eighties,
nineteen eighty five. Who was hot there? Who sang on
the song? Michael Jackson, of course hot, that's right. Cindy
(17:32):
Lawper Yeah, Kenny Rogers, he was fine.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Kenny Rogers.
Speaker 17 (17:40):
Hair.
Speaker 7 (17:41):
I always said Jackie and I would be great roommates.
Because we would never go after the same guy.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
We have a totally different things. Oh I want Kenny Rogers, Well,
okay for me, our girl.
Speaker 5 (17:55):
Dolly Parton was on that on that song Stinging the Police,
Harry Belafonte, Diana Ross, Paul Simon, Bruce Springsteen, Bob Dylan,
Ray Charles.
Speaker 7 (18:10):
Was it Quincy Jones production, wasn't it?
Speaker 5 (18:13):
Yes?
Speaker 9 (18:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (18:15):
And then they get together and have all the radio
stations playing at the same time.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Right, that's true.
Speaker 16 (18:19):
I remember that.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
That's what we're trying to usher in the one world
radio government. Its way alright, so linveway, there you go.
That's what was happening in nineteen eighty five.
Speaker 7 (18:33):
And they all donated their time, Am I right?
Speaker 6 (18:36):
Did they donate their time?
Speaker 5 (18:37):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (18:37):
Oh they did not get paid for That's what was
so great about those those superstars that made a big
deal about not getting paid for it. I appreciate we're
trying to say some starvingy of the opiums over there.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
You got me paying all you people. Good good deal.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
Now, radio, well, Randy's trying to find sound effect still
where it sounds like Ricky b. Sharp is getting humped
by Duck. We have come a long way. Wow, that
is coming up us. We celebrate the end of duck
season in minutes. As I think of the head, Yep, we.
Speaker 11 (19:12):
Are the world.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
Big show rolls on good more than big shows on
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Speaker 1 (19:44):
I'll hang on. Set you up to win it in minutes.
Right now, let's celebrate.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
Well, boys, we finally made it. Here's the duck blind.
Let's get settled in. Hey, I thought there were three
of us. Yes, he takes.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Considerably smaller steps than we do.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Sir Cherry Picker's gonna walk so fair.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
You know there's bears out here, right, You've nothing to fear,
mister sharp. I'm sure a mouse would be more feeling
instead of it.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
Keep it down, you're gonna run the ducks off. Let's
get in the blind. Hey, this is a pretty sweet setup.
It is quite cozy. Yeah, but something's missing. Wait a second,
where are the decoys?
Speaker 11 (20:24):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Way to go, mister Frinch.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Oh no, I'm only hearing my capacity as chauffeur and
aid de camp to serve. I leave the details of
the journey to you, sportsman.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Well, this is great. Shall I venture back to the
vehicle to retrieve the items?
Speaker 16 (20:38):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (20:38):
No, we'll just have to make do without decoys. Dack nebbit,
it's a wasted trip. Maybe not. Look at this.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
That's one of miss Pearl's toys. Stuff, squeaky duck toy.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
I got an idea. How are you doing, sir? Taking
the stuffing out here? Rickie?
Speaker 3 (20:57):
What am I supposed to doing this?
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Put it on? Oh this is delicious.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Put it on and go out there and the dugs
will come in to investigate. Oh no, way, I got
my dignity. You dress up like a slice of pizza
for a living, all right? Give it to me this
little tight that will look adorable?
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Perfect? All right? Now get out there and act like
a dog.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
I ain't got no waiters. Shall I cut two fingers
off a rubber glove. I'm going I'm going use your
duck call.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Ain't that one?
Speaker 15 (21:34):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Brother, we'll do something, dear, ducky, No quack, you idiot.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Whack back back where.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
I god believe it. Look, holy crap is working. You're
doing great, keep it up, back, back, back back, And
this is why they call them setting ducks.
Speaker 9 (22:05):
Sir.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Wait right, look, I'm looking. I should be shooting.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
No, sir, that's an extremely rare harlequin Meganza. Oh what
you can't shoot him, sir? He's extremely rare.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
What's he doing?
Speaker 15 (22:18):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Dear, he must be a breeding male, and it appears
he has eyes for our decoy.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Wow, I think he wants me to.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Lay in eighty.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
I'm married. Give him a mouth. Ricky, get out of there.
I'm trying, but we won't hurt me. Loose Cadbury do something.
I am, sir, I'm filming it on my phone. Don't shoot,
so don't shoot. I can't shoot, Ricky, I'm hit you
(23:01):
health me burn?
Speaker 3 (23:02):
What's happening now?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
What should we do? Canber just wait?
Speaker 8 (23:05):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (23:06):
I think he's old mister finished?
Speaker 9 (23:08):
What here?
Speaker 8 (23:11):
Besides, it's nice to have one of these inventures where
I'm not on the receiving end of the humiliation.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Oh dear, what is that a bear?
Speaker 15 (23:27):
Here?
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Come on, you guys, I's gonna carry my stuff back
to the truck operations. What y'all?
Speaker 5 (24:00):
Oh, here we go you to answer your question? Yeah,
John Morjefvity, I got it right here.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
So let's say coincidence. Indiana is ranked as the number
one most dangerous state in America for tornadoes, and they
are also number one for sales of these Oh what
are condoms?
Speaker 15 (24:24):
No?
Speaker 1 (24:26):
What y'all got one?
Speaker 9 (24:28):
Eight hundred?
Speaker 5 (24:28):
Big Show you told free line we go to week
in the winter. Oh yeah, we played John Moore Jeffty Next.
(25:00):
Good Tuesday morning. There's a Big Show on the radio
with today's feature track from the Big Show bit Box
that Gary Busey Institute for Mental Awareness. Sergei gey word
mental Gary. This kind of fits the the bit box
at the Big Show dot Com. There right now, let's
play yells live across America.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
It's John Boy Jeopardy and now your host. His wife
gave birth three.
Speaker 13 (25:27):
Times and still fits into our high school prom dress.
He gave birth zero times and can't fit into the pants.
From last October he's time boy.
Speaker 5 (25:38):
They for noticing they hated Sam out of Thomaston, Georgia.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Good morning, Sam boy. Here you are a body.
Speaker 5 (25:47):
You got the first shot at John Boyd Jeopardy this morning.
Must be living right, Uh I guess Well, let's say
about this question. We're saying coincidence. Indiana has ranked as
the number one most dangerous eight in America for tornadoes,
and they're also number one for sales of these flashlights.
(26:09):
You say, flashlights said tornado comes soon, knogs buy her
out and eat flashlights.
Speaker 15 (26:17):
Yeah, like it's we're thinking some time of life.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Well, Sam, we appreciate you playing buddy. You have a
great rest of your day.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
Go ahead, Yeah, what's.
Speaker 15 (26:32):
What?
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Oh?
Speaker 16 (26:36):
All the potheads out there? All right, Sam, that's definitely
a first you take it easy.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
All right.
Speaker 5 (26:50):
Well let's go to Amanda in Hot Springs, Arkansas. Good morning, Amanda,
Good morning y'all.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Hey, all right, well you are up now, Amanda.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
Indiana raged is the number one most dangerous state in
America for tornadoes, and they also number one.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
For sales of these and you are thinking, is it.
Speaker 5 (27:17):
Is it trailers? Well, let's see that's what the weird
coincidence has to do with it. Huh. You know I
think about Kansas and Texas for states, and you know
danger tornadoes. Well, Indiana, the fact is most deadly deadlyest Okay,
(27:40):
it was a dangerous state.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Yeah? Is that deadly or dangerous?
Speaker 15 (27:44):
Well?
Speaker 1 (27:44):
I need answers, man, And what with tata in the condoms?
Come on, man, I'd answer you, but I know it'll
just kick you off, probably will. So let's just congratulate Amanda.
Speaker 5 (27:54):
You got the big old Bertie County Peanuts prize pack.
You enjoyed Hot Spring Baby.
Speaker 9 (28:01):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 6 (28:03):
You go ahead, shout out to all my friends and
family here in Hot Springs, Arkansas.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
Today a manday, she's on winter Hey man, Sergeant Hunts.
His real name was John Banner.
Speaker 5 (28:22):
It's his birthday today. You're gonna celebrate right on the
other side of your knees. Good morning, and you got
(29:03):
a big show on the radio. Well, well look at
this man, doctor John Banner.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Ye all know him. As I see something, No, that's.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Not that's not.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
That's not even clink. Oh yeah, Now I'm thinking about
who's the guy in the bushes that laugh in Artie Johnson?
What did he say, Vanny, Yeah, yeah, I know nothing
as what.
Speaker 14 (29:31):
You're doing, Like James Cagney is what that was all about.
Speaker 12 (29:36):
I know nothing.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
I do a better, Colonel Clink anyway, prove it? Okay, sure,
I believe the term is nailed it well.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
His acting career began in nineteen forty and over the
years he appeared in dozens of movies and nearly one
hundred TV roles, though of course he's best remember to
Sergeant Schultz on Hogan's Heroes, and as a role he
nearly turned down because he was Jewish and was literally
forced out of his Vienna homeland by Nazi Germany. Wow man,
(30:12):
that's wow. So when the show found success, he faced
harsh criticism from the Jewish community for creating what was
called a huggable Nazi.
Speaker 14 (30:22):
And I believe that is the only time that that
phrase has ever been used in the English language.
Speaker 15 (30:27):
Yep.
Speaker 5 (30:27):
Nevertheless, the show lasted from nineteen sixty five to seventy one.
He died on his birthday in nineteen seventy three from
a stomach hemorrhage. Now a few of the other shows
he appeared on include The Lone Ranger Now Done, y'all,
can you help picture him in any of these?
Speaker 8 (30:43):
I think I saw this Untouchables episode.
Speaker 5 (30:45):
Alfred Hitchcock Presents Rent ten Ten, Dobie Gillis, Dobe Perry Mason,
The Untouchables, the Don Read Show, My Three Sons, The
Man from Uncle, The Doris Today Show, Hazel Mister Ed
(31:06):
and even a Partridge fan.
Speaker 8 (31:12):
He did another show with Bob Crane right after Hogan's
Heroes went off the air, called the Chicago Teddy Bears.
Really and they played gangsters.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Yeah, I saw that in the bio too. Yeah, and
colonel was also a Jew who was also from his
home the same by the Nazi Germany's.
Speaker 14 (31:31):
Yeah, you imagine trying to sell that idea to a
TV network today. I can't believe it got sold back then, Yeah,
that would.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
And then and then they're in this prison camp, see.
Speaker 8 (31:46):
And it comment he's boys got this Minchael, and he
keeps going, hold.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Good, who pitched that idea? That's a good pitch man
right there.
Speaker 8 (31:57):
And then the colonels got this. This is a big
fat guy, his sergeant Shultz. Everybody loves him. He knows nothing.
Speaker 9 (32:07):
Away.
Speaker 5 (32:08):
We remember, oh Shultz, fondly, Oh morning. It's a big
(32:36):
show on the radio. How longer thing come out of COVID?
We got to use the zoom, turn it on and
let's do it.
Speaker 14 (32:46):
And now deep thoughts with Zach the weed Guy's girlfriend
Mary Jane.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Okay, I turned around here.
Speaker 11 (32:58):
Yeah, one's been cracking hacking man, y'all?
Speaker 3 (33:02):
Good?
Speaker 5 (33:03):
Well, good, me too, me too.
Speaker 11 (33:06):
I just been hanging around thinking about stuff. Y'all want
to hear some of it?
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Yell too cool.
Speaker 11 (33:15):
Happy new year, man, New year. My goal in twenty
twenty five is to accomplish the goals I set in
twenty twenty four, y'all. I should have done it in
twenty twenty three because I made a promise in twenty
twenty two which I made plan to make that promise
back in twenty twenty one.
Speaker 9 (33:39):
Down.
Speaker 11 (33:42):
My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunch and
a crunch. It's called lunch. Y'all, you need to be
worried about hackers. I'm worried about hackers. You know, hackers, man,
what they need to do? They need to step their
game up and go delete everyone's car loans and.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Bad credit work for me.
Speaker 11 (34:06):
Dudes, speaking of money, mank should do a better job
of keeping their ATMs filled. Yesterday was the fifth one
I've been to that said insufficient fun.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Get out of the house.
Speaker 11 (34:27):
Did you hear that you attract what you fear? Right now,
I'm afraid of forty two point six million dollars?
Speaker 7 (34:42):
Oh oh, I did a push up today?
Speaker 17 (34:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (34:46):
Well, actually I fell down, but I had to use
my arms to get up, so you know, close enough.
Do you think that, like in a thousand years archaeologists
will unearthed tanning beds and think that we fried people?
Is fun, dude, here's something uplifting when you think there's
(35:12):
no hope left. Just think about those little lobsters in
the tank at the restaurant on the Titanic. You're free.
Speaker 10 (35:20):
You're free?
Speaker 11 (35:25):
Is that too soon? You're okay with that? I get
meet Sometimes it's a darn shame. Nothing's built in the
USA anymore. I sound like my grandpa. Like my brand
new TV says built in antenna and to be perfectly
on us, like I don't even know where that is.
(35:56):
All right, here's a fun fact. As you know that
ninety seven percent of people are.
Speaker 7 (36:05):
Stupid, they got them in the other five percent.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
I'm so done being a people pleaser.
Speaker 11 (36:16):
You just stop it, Randy. If everyone's okay with that,
I'm just asking.
Speaker 8 (36:22):
I won't stop.
Speaker 11 (36:24):
Okay, my dudes do that one morning? Then I have
a batch of brownies. I need a little known fact
before the crowbar was invented, those poor little birds. Just
drink it home.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
That's it for now.
Speaker 11 (36:48):
You like that one, jack, y'all keep rocking and I'll
keep baking. I mean, I'll keep thinking about later, dudes.
Speaker 14 (36:57):
Deep Thoughts is brought to you by Hard Grain Saves
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Speaker 10 (37:09):
This makes you on the radio John bop Ben and
Tyler Peers Ran and Jackie and you listening?
Speaker 15 (37:16):
Hi?
Speaker 9 (37:16):
How you are listening to two of the funniest guys
on the radio and my fraternity brothers at the Raccoon Lodge,
John Boy and Philly on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Are they funny? Are they funny?
Speaker 5 (37:31):
Oh? Hell, good morning, It's a big show on the radio.
(38:11):
Finding you about the John Moore Billy Late Risers podcast.
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(38:42):
A Bushel of Bees and a Peck of Tomatoes. It's
the Life and Times of the Funniest Man in America.
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in minutes.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Goodday, folks.
Speaker 8 (39:05):
Stevie, you're old Pald the Crocodile Stalker got a new
baby around the house. I want to give him a
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than enrolling in the old New Crocodile Stalker Child Development Center.
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the great outdoors. They'll meet live tigers, Run, Jeffrey Run,
catch their own lunch in croc Stalker Creek.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Swim Jeffrey.
Speaker 7 (39:46):
Case.
Speaker 3 (39:46):
This reminds me they'll also feed a twelve foot cross
with their bare hands. Here, Jeffrey, give him this. Trust
your hat points to the place guaranteed that toughing them
(40:07):
up for the game a lot.
Speaker 8 (40:18):
The crocodile stock at Child Development Center spring classes are
former now streets is are limited. Kricky, I think we
just hit another slaugh open up in the sixth to
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(40:38):
of Brisbane in Queensland, Australia, where kids take a bite
out of nature, Nature returns the favor.
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Livestal Oh where then I go with that?
Speaker 5 (40:57):
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