January 29, 2025 • 42 mins
Wednesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, the Crocodile Stalker swoops in to offer aid to Randy’s chipmunk problems.. - Mario has some pretty sound logic as to why he doesn’t hunt.. - Ike Turner responds to a letter involving naming a baby.. - Murray dodges another call from Jimbo - er.. John Boy.. - Tater covers the What to Watch report.. - Carl Childers gives us his interpretation of the Three Little Pigs.. - and we’ll wrap up with the trailer for “Lipless in Seattle”…
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God I jump out. Have I got an exciting, new,
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Let me yes?
Speaker 6 (04:00):
No, Hey, you're right.
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That like you finally got that old voicemail machine working.
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Yeah, we kind of patch it together to cover for seal.
While she's on vacation.
Speaker 7 (04:11):
Where's she go?
Speaker 6 (04:12):
Well she wouldn't say, which, of course, probably means she's
off someone getting a boob job.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
What still that I need a boob job?
Speaker 6 (04:19):
Well that's what I told her. Well, actually I said,
you don't need a boob job at your age. What
you need is a faithlift.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Oh o, mar you better be careful. One day she
might just walk out that door and never come back.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
Timpo. Please, Ceil and I have been together for twenty years.
When I hired her, she was just a goofy seventeen
year old with no skills and no prospects. And look
what she's turned into today.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
A goofy thirty seven year old with no skills and
no prospects.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
Exactly, she needs me. And although I'll deny this, if
you ever tell us I need her too?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
You do?
Speaker 6 (04:55):
Of course? Who do you think listens to Shecky Knoxville's
stupid jokes? What you call here? Who you think gets
rid of the amazing Bendo when.
Speaker 8 (05:03):
He comes by?
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Now?
Speaker 6 (05:05):
Who thing's talks to those two radio losers when they
call to check on their miserable excuse for a career
and show. Anyway, she does a lot of stuff for me.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
You know, maybe you should tell her how much you
appreciate her every once in a while.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
No, no, no, no, no no no, that's a very
bad idea. You tell a woman her age things like that,
it stops getting complicated.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
You mean she might start having feelings for you?
Speaker 6 (05:33):
No, I mean she might start asking for more money.
Heyton Vague was short handed this week? I need to run.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Oh yeah, I almost sound for Uncle Wacky's cartoon Funhouse.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
Yeah, and since Seal's not here, I gotta run next
door to the bakery and pick up my own Danish. Hey, listen,
let's do the lunch thing later. Have you a machine
called my machine? And remember you are the woman that
I've always dreamed of. I knew it from the start.
I saw your face and that's the last I've seen
of my hot wory.
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What are you talking about out?
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Huh oh? Sorry, that that's the sign off I used
one Happy Harriet the Queen of Pole. Anyway, give my
luck about me? That's Billy, I'm too Jimbo. What call me?
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I've had a feeling to be a lot of trouble.
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Of had Now.
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Homos us meet our contestant while we're having fun. Jack
from Grotto's, Virginia. Good morning, Jack, Good morning don board Billy.
How's everything in our Jackie's hometown this morning?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Oh no, I ain't there right now. I hope he
do a little work.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Yeah, I heard you gotta leave Grottos if you want
to get some work, well, if you want to get
a good job. Oh man, Jack, glad you hear, buddy,
as if you can get two bells before two buzzers
agree disagreeing with our girl Tator.
Speaker 9 (08:09):
All right, all right, let's do it that take take ye.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
A woman by the name of Jane Gray has a
place in history because of something she did for ten
consecutive days that few women had ever done. What did
she do? Well?
Speaker 9 (08:27):
That would be without complaining?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
What do you think they did not complain?
Speaker 8 (08:34):
Okay, so that's hard to do. I would say she
served in the England Court. She was a queen queen
for ten days.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
She was a queen in England for ten days? Jack,
do you agree or disagree? Well, I believe I disgreelent.
Speaker 6 (08:54):
She had to stop stop talking.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
She stopped talking for ten consecutives. So yeah, something that
something the something they can't do. So you're right. So
you're disagreeing with tell you you're telling her the right answer.
Speaker 7 (09:08):
No fair being funnier than the host.
Speaker 9 (09:12):
That's a good one. I should I should have said
that we.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Didn't have done to workshop that whole deal.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
But but Jack, look I got I got a bunch
of people coming. Jack.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
The object of the game is to get two bills
before to buzzards.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
So here you go.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
First, you are disagreeing? Is that what I heard? Okay?
She was right, she was the queen of all. I'm sorry,
but the this will make you happier. Henry the eighth
had her beheaded. Everybody be happy. There's one buzzer for you, Jack.
Speaker 6 (09:52):
Alright.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Anyway, Well, let's go to a recent university study. You know, Jack,
don't jump in whenever you can. Thousands of teenagers were
asked about where they learned what they know about the birds,
and the bees, and ninety percent said they had learned
it from what from p Diddy?
Speaker 9 (10:15):
Sorry, they learned from their friends.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
From their friends as where they learned about the birds
and the bees? Jack, what you think? Agree or disagree?
I'll probably agree with that? Okay, that was the thing
to do. Yes, they're friends. After that came books, parents
and school. Okay, all right, Jack, you alive? But here
we are when are to lose it?
Speaker 6 (10:44):
Right here?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
So tatter? Can you train a parent to stand on
his head?
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (10:51):
Let me think a couple of thumbtacks, a stronger a bench, make.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
It happen on free will?
Speaker 9 (10:59):
Oh, free will? Oh he's got to stand on his head?
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Train a parrot? Yes, yes you can, Jack, agree or disagree? Oh,
I'll agree.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
And that wasn't day.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
And of course many performing parents have been trained to
do that. Of course, can't slip one by Jack, Buddy,
You get your work done, But first get Jackie your addressing.
Beautiful Grottos Virginia. We'll get you James Gregory's book up
to you, all right, Bonnie?
Speaker 10 (11:38):
All right, yes, sir, appreciation.
Speaker 6 (11:40):
Now my job.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Why would jump out cut you up on your knees?
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Yeah, that Mary O song. He don't feel good. He's
singing about it.
Speaker 6 (11:56):
Gunn up.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
Oh morning.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
There's a big show on the radio. Very queer. Here's
the MERRYO song. And when I go astray, he's with.
Speaker 5 (12:46):
Me all the ways. It's Marios. He's misunderstood.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
He's in the ways.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
He's Mario, but Mario.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
Don't feel boom boo boo boo boooo Myrio Dorphy. And
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when he drives, he swerves, he gets on all my nerves.
It's Marios. He's misunderstood. It's every day with Mario, but Mario.
(13:45):
Don't feel my Ario.
Speaker 11 (14:01):
Don't whoa Mario? Oh Mario? Only Mario?
Speaker 5 (14:16):
Ho the uh, let's to the gymcy may oh Maria
only Mario does my stuff? Fine?
Speaker 6 (14:40):
I tell you.
Speaker 12 (14:41):
Everybody's complaining, going on to worry about things, trying out loud.
Speaker 5 (14:45):
It's jobs out there.
Speaker 9 (14:48):
There's a little bit more difficulty, but you got to do.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Please, please calm down, be a preside of your job.
Speaker 12 (14:56):
Don't complain all the time, don't argue, don't don't just
go on he bothers you find out there.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
My real don't.
Speaker 5 (15:23):
He ain't no klonel cob.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
This is his only job.
Speaker 5 (15:30):
Marie.
Speaker 13 (15:32):
He's misunderstood every day with Mario. But Mario don't feel.
Speaker 5 (15:57):
Myriel, don't be whoa Mario? Oh Mario only Mario.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Does my sun fool me?
Speaker 5 (16:31):
Please? Please?
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Bb that's your love song for me to Mario.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Give you one more time?
Speaker 5 (16:41):
Yeah, b b B.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Good Wednesday Morning, Big Shows on the radio. From the
desk of Taylor Tayman News as what to watch coming
up about twenty minutes right now, Lizac, Hello, friends.
Speaker 12 (17:21):
Your old pal bird Burn here with another naval bulging
edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Hot
Buttered Toasts. As our story opens, Ricky B. Sharp is
eating breakfast with his wife Lucy in Dothan, Alabama.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Lucy, this corn beef hash is perfect. Got that crispy.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Rynd on it that I like like a seventy year
old woman in a tanner bed.
Speaker 14 (17:48):
May Eddie whatever tell you you really got away with words?
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It's all part of the sharp look.
Speaker 5 (17:56):
Is this the same luck that made you two foot six.
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Two foot six and a half.
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And I don't hear you complain too much when you
kick the remote under the coffee table in out one
grab You're welcome.
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Yeah, I'll give you that wood, but luck seems to
give you the middle finger more often than not.
Speaker 5 (18:22):
Lucy, you are.
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Dining with Dothan's mostly a loved fast food mascot, the
jewel in the crown of the rot top, the populist empire,
the very face of fast casual dining. In a greater
Dothan area, no one ever talks about pimple pete over
at Greasy Gary's.
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I tell you, noven.
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Not a mention of Fanny feathers of kluck bucket fried
chicken fame. I am a by god legend in this area,
and that takes pluck, determination and l u c K.
Thank you very much there and with the lesson, now
get your culture alike.
Speaker 7 (18:59):
Hot his toast?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Sure here?
Speaker 9 (19:02):
Oh, I dropped it.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
I had no problem.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
See it landed butter side up.
Speaker 14 (19:08):
You know you might be onto something with that luck fig.
At least three times a day I drop your toast,
hope that it lands butter side down.
Speaker 9 (19:17):
Mama was right, you are a spiteful heifer.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
But do continue.
Speaker 14 (19:22):
But every time I drop my toast, it lands butter
side down.
Speaker 12 (19:27):
Lucy, Lucy, Lucy, that's got nothing.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
To do with luck.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
Well, what is it?
Speaker 9 (19:32):
Then you're buttering the wrong side.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
And how.
Speaker 12 (19:44):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse. And
for dessert, I'll have some hot buttered cleavage up.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
Look, I dropped it again.
Speaker 12 (19:55):
Tune in next time when we'll hear pimple Pete's dermatologists say.
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Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
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Good morning, you got the big show on the radio,
more chance for you to win coming up.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
After your news, weather and sports.
Speaker 10 (20:09):
Ut Mama, all I wanted to do was have a
let us sandwich on gluten bread, a tall glass of buttermilk,
and crawl under a beardskin rug. Why do I have
to listen to that John Boy person and Billy whoever
on that noisy big shoe button.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Mama, Good morning, and it's a big show on the
(21:08):
radio for your Windnesday morning, I wanna get your name
and a half of John Morris Wonderful Thing Giveaway number
one hundred and thirty and a one thousand donar bill
from the Central Bank of Iraq and an uncirculated decommissioned
Iraqi coin. Of course, I had the ganolas from Costa
(21:33):
Rica last week. Good way, I'm going through my international
monetary fund bag here.
Speaker 7 (21:38):
So yeah, the lines that those exchange counters can be
pretty long.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
AFT. So you'll give you some high raq money here,
a thousand donar bill.
Speaker 7 (21:47):
It's actually good currency because it came from that bank.
It's it's worth about seventy four cents US.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
I just keep it unless times get really tough. I
think we're gonna be all right. Yeah, it's your name
at the show dot com. Good morning, Big Shows on
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win you some in minutes. We're right now from the
desk of Taylor Tayman News. This is what to watch
there's mar said Taylor morea.
Speaker 8 (22:26):
All right, we're gonna start off at the box office
report from the weekend and uh the action thriller Flight Risk,
which was directed by Mel Gibson and stars Mark Wahlberg.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Yes, ballheaded Mark Wahler.
Speaker 8 (22:38):
You I said, he's an interesting wig choice. Yeah, Willie
came at number one, scored twelve million there at the
box office, and it is an interesting movie about a
US Marshall on a flight transporting a fugitive to trial
and mayhem ensues.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Is Wahberg the fugitive? I'm not going to tell you, okay,
but he is.
Speaker 7 (22:59):
He doesn't know no, I do?
Speaker 4 (23:00):
I do?
Speaker 6 (23:00):
I do I do? All right?
Speaker 9 (23:02):
He is not the Marshall nor the.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
Right.
Speaker 8 (23:08):
But I'm not saying he's uh yeah, and he's sporting.
I don't know what that is a reverse bowl cut.
I don't know how you explained that last week's top movie,
Mufasa the Lion King dropped from second place.
Speaker 9 (23:20):
I mean, yeah, dropped to second place. I mean to say.
Speaker 8 (23:23):
The comedy One of Them Days went from second to
third place. And it's a comedy about a woman and
her boyfriend who takes her rent money and then she
and her roommate race against the clock to avoid eviction.
Speaker 9 (23:34):
And comedy ensues.
Speaker 7 (23:38):
We call it life Sonic.
Speaker 8 (23:40):
The Hedgehog three hangs in there in the top five
by being number four, and Moana two is number five.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
All right in theaters this weekend.
Speaker 8 (23:52):
Dog Man, it's an animated flick, has the voices of
Pete Davidson and Isla Fisher.
Speaker 9 (23:57):
Dog man, half dog, half man.
Speaker 8 (23:59):
You know, sworn in I can serve as he doggedly
pursues the feline supervillain ped the cat so.
Speaker 5 (24:05):
Talk Man.
Speaker 8 (24:06):
Valiant One, A routine mission goes awry when a US
Army helicopter crashes deep within North Korean territory. You're into
those kind of thriller suspense military movies. Valiant One, All right?
Speaker 5 (24:19):
What to watch on TV?
Speaker 8 (24:21):
The Grammys are this Sunday. If you are into the
they are gonna they are going to proceed with the ceremonies.
Speaker 5 (24:29):
Well, they are going to.
Speaker 9 (24:30):
Proceed with that, and uh, it'll be on CBS. It's
hosted by Trevor Noah.
Speaker 8 (24:35):
But the telecast will raise funds to support l A's
wildfire relief efforts and honor the bravery of first responders.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
So they are they won't be so self absorbed, or
maybe not as self absorbed.
Speaker 8 (24:48):
Yeah, so it's been quoted from a Recording Academy CEO.
The Grammys will show how the power of music can
help reb build, uplift and support those in need.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
That some music award. Yeah yeah, does that happened yet?
Speaker 9 (25:09):
That's not happened yet. That will be in February.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
February.
Speaker 8 (25:13):
Also, also to be sure, some information is the super
Bowl halftime show is going to be Kendrick Lamar and
he has invited Sizza to perform with him. That is
not until February, I know that, but just letting all
you Kendrick Lamar and Scissa that they will be headlining
the the super Bowl halftime show because they are promoting
(25:36):
their co heading Grand National Tour. Because you know, the
artists have to pay in to perform, and so this
is what they're doing. It's a big kind of big
music video for their concerts.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
They're going to be doing.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Is his band rock Paper and gonna be.
Speaker 8 (25:49):
With streaming if you're into streaming. Coming out this week,
Miss Rachel, she will be on Netflix. You're thinking, oh,
missus Rachel. Now she's for toddlers and for your babies.
Here's a sample of Miss Rachel.
Speaker 14 (26:08):
Let's see it, mom, let's clap it out.
Speaker 8 (26:16):
Kids go crazy, kids go crazy. I mean she's shot
to start them on on YouTube and now she's got
got it Aaron on Netflix. Yeah, and it's just her,
It's just her in her rooms and she's a real teacher.
Why hello, Hello, I can't believe Mama, Mama, mama, mama.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
She's got overalls old.
Speaker 7 (26:48):
We do want to watch It's not a man date.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
You must watch that.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
So all right, all you all your grandparents out there
and parents parents know about it, but grandparent you may
be asked to get Ms Rachel on however language they
can say it on the tablets and on your your phone.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
All right, good word?
Speaker 1 (27:10):
What Wachel?
Speaker 5 (27:14):
That You're welcome?
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Well, let's get us a winner. Let's play wordy word
one eight hundred, big show you told free line. We'll
get a couple of contestants and play next.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
How are we doing this? How are we sending up?
Speaker 7 (27:54):
We know word the word?
Speaker 3 (27:55):
I know.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
We have some problems in a mire hole. Yeah all right,
well let's y'all was jumping in here.
Speaker 9 (28:01):
All right, everybody's head.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
I bout that bad like.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
A wordy word of my worthy word.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Because we got a couple of buddies gonna square off.
We got Brandon out of Timberville, Virginia. Good morning, Brandon.
Oh man, my band, we're gonna be with hey Brandon.
(28:26):
Brandon's that you buddy?
Speaker 6 (28:29):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 2 (28:30):
All right, good, good me and Brandon on one team
then and then this should be your buddy, Kevin, uh
from Front Royal Virginia.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Is that you, Kevin?
Speaker 2 (28:40):
I would use buddy likely, but yeah it's me.
Speaker 9 (28:45):
Use buddy, never buds.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Maybe yeah, good, maybe we'll get a fight. Well, me
and Brandon gonna go for the first thirty seconds. Let's
see what we can put on the board. Brandon, are
you ready, buddy, Yes, sir, I'm ready to go. All right, Well,
let's get as many as we can. Alrighty, there you
(29:07):
are over there, all right here, we are ready, dude,
start the clock. Now, you get married and you have
a what? A little one?
Speaker 1 (29:17):
No wedding, little one?
Speaker 2 (29:18):
A little one?
Speaker 5 (29:19):
A kid?
Speaker 3 (29:19):
The what.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
What do you do?
Speaker 6 (29:22):
What about me?
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Again?
Speaker 2 (29:23):
What you have one of these?
Speaker 1 (29:25):
A boy or a girl?
Speaker 5 (29:26):
A little what?
Speaker 6 (29:27):
A child?
Speaker 4 (29:28):
No?
Speaker 5 (29:30):
Yes? Maybe? All right?
Speaker 2 (29:32):
This is a class where you cut open a frog
in high school science?
Speaker 4 (29:38):
No?
Speaker 2 (29:40):
I mean yeah, but no, no, what I'm looking for
it's another class? Oh god it, Brandon, I just don't
the week just got out of the gate man of
one on the board. Yeah, we talking up. Hopefully Kevin
and Taylor will have some problems that we're hoping no.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Kevin, are you ready body?
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Use that?
Speaker 6 (30:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Yeah, all right, all right and go yeah.
Speaker 9 (30:05):
So it's the the science of like your how things?
Speaker 5 (30:09):
Yes, all right, you go this.
Speaker 8 (30:11):
You may have a sports blank in high school after
the gate, after your season's over, you have a sports blank.
Speaker 9 (30:18):
Or it's like a big it's a big like awards ceremony.
Speaker 8 (30:23):
It's like yeah, but they called it like where they
have speakers and they give awards.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
And you now got it.
Speaker 9 (30:32):
It's a yes, the opposite of.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Exit after the buzzer. Yes, all right, then Kevin, that
was a two. Okay, so it is two to one,
so still gone anybody's game? You said it was after
the buzzer? All right, okay, okay, now we're all warmed up.
All right, all right, Brandon, are you ready body?
Speaker 6 (31:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Man, I was thinking, let's give it a good run.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Go boy, let's see what we can do. Then start
the clock. Now you gotta go to the doctor to
make sure you're in good.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
Hell.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Yes, uh huh uh. These are like just the first
letters of your name, that's.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
Your what initial?
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Yes, uh huh? Put these on before you put your
shoes on. Yes, laid back and just blank blank, don't
do that. Yes, uh huh, drink this java in the morning.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Coffee, Yes, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
May I have a blank with you?
Speaker 1 (31:36):
The blank of gold meeting a blank of God?
Speaker 2 (31:41):
No blanket? All right, good work, Brandon. Yeah we set
it up there, but a five on a one of
six score. So Kevin and Tater with two already on
the board, four will tie five will win? Ready yeah? Ready?
Can yep and go?
Speaker 8 (32:04):
Ah?
Speaker 5 (32:04):
You cussed?
Speaker 1 (32:05):
You said a bad blank word?
Speaker 9 (32:08):
Uh huh you work third blank? That's the night? Yep? Uh, yep, yep?
Speaker 5 (32:13):
Are hey? Earth is our what we live on?
Speaker 9 (32:16):
This earth? Yes? Uh, hey, you hit somebody with a knife.
You just did what to them?
Speaker 3 (32:23):
Yep?
Speaker 6 (32:23):
Tie up?
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Hey?
Speaker 9 (32:27):
The rhymes with it?
Speaker 8 (32:27):
This has pictures on the side. Deviled blank? You also
snow snow blank? You break the legs of it? Do
you break the legs of it?
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Crab leg yes, cram for the wind.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Ha beating sweating, Oh my gosh, Brandon, we got to
eat out there body. But you can try again any time. Man.
Appreciate you playing, Yep.
Speaker 6 (32:56):
I appreciate you, dumbley Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Please?
Speaker 4 (32:59):
Do?
Speaker 6 (33:00):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (33:00):
I want to give a shout out to my little
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I said, uh huh, he'll know what you mean.
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Uh huh, Kevin Love Kevin.
Speaker 7 (33:11):
Mister Jenkins says, hey, you hang on, Kevin.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
You got your prize back coming your way, buddy.
Speaker 5 (33:20):
Yes, sir, Good morning.
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I got the Big Show on the radio. Big request time.
Tim Ray out of Bluefield, West Virginia. Listen up, Tim wife,
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except Tim play, Carl, y'all and the three little pigs.
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And now it's story time with your host, Carl Childers.
Speaker 16 (34:31):
I had pork shops the other night with that wheely boy.
Then Mama got me thinking about him. Th raight little pigs,
I reckon, I can tell you about him if you
want me to. Well, sir, and the very little pigs
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all growed up their poor mothers hold and give out.
She plum had a belly load of their Shenanigans. They
were kindly wild, carried on a great deal squealing in
the pooping in the house there. He was pretty bad
even for his stye. Some folks ate pig pen, I say, stye.
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Their mama couldn't keep up with him no more, so
she could turn them loose into the world. One of
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Another had a book on bricklaying. They figured it probably
better at each have my own place. On account I
didn't want folks to think I was right a bit funny,
(35:34):
not funny funny, Well, sir, that verse little pig. He
didn't do a very good job. His boss didn't pay
him much of a wage, so he had to build
his place on the cheap. He didn't have toes make
it out of logs, so he used kindling. It is
(35:55):
all right, I guess my drafty dug himself out a
little hole in the ground, putting down some quills. There
he's a waiting for the ball game to come on
the TV. And that little black and white television, and
along come miss wolf. He was going to the dollar
store to get some more of that potted meat. He
(36:15):
smelled that a little pig there in that straw house,
and he got himself a taste for bacon.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
I rickon.
Speaker 16 (36:21):
They tried to talk in his way into that house
of sticks, but he started saying he had a candy
gram and whatnot. That little pig he'd seen that TV
show too, he's too smart for him, told him go
off summers, that old wolf. He huffed, puffed, blowed down
(36:43):
little stick house flum apart. That little pig, he squealed,
running next door to his brother's place, was made of straw.
That figured day safe enough, so they settled in there,
started watching that ball game. Here come that.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Wolf.
Speaker 16 (37:01):
Got all excited because they figured if and they played
his cards right, he could eat him two little pigs
and catch your second half of the ball game. He
asked the pigs to let him in. They told him
to kisch certain little pig butts bad not to talk
that way. They just little pigs. That old wolf bowed up,
(37:23):
huffed and puffed, brow down, a little grass check right down,
have him too, a little pig squealed, run around a bit,
went over next door to that little smart pigs. Place
was built with bricks. He had a pretty good set
up air and one of that big old flat screen
TV's watch that ball game. He had a big old
mess of food whipped up air. Now wolf thought he'd
(37:46):
plumb hit the jackpot.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
He could get in there.
Speaker 16 (37:49):
He'd have a nice place to watch the ball game.
Enough pig left over to invite his brother in. They
called it brother on the cell phone and told him
what he had a planning. And he huffed and puffed
a couple of times, was doing no good. And all
that huffing and puffing he'd already done aggravated his ass
for the airn.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
He just did luck.
Speaker 16 (38:12):
He left his puffer the home, not a little pick
of seating, that old wolf having a hard time air
and made sport of him a good bit. They were kindly,
no count well that wolf. He used his noodle. It's
all that smoke coming out of that chimblet iron. Some
(38:32):
folk called it a flu I caused it at Chimbley.
So he climbed up burn. He could hear them pigs
carrying on watching the game and making sport of him.
I didn't say too well with a wolf, and he
started down that chimney to get him. But it just
weren't that wolf's day. That smart old brick pick air
(38:54):
he had him a part of wolf stew, of going
on open fire, only one thing missing. Wolf, Well, sir,
that old wolf were plopped in that bug old pot
of stew killed him. Them little pegs parton near busting gout,
laughing at how they fooled that wolf. By that time,
(39:15):
his brother comes strolling along, already to watch the ball
game and eat some pig. He finds his brother turned
in the stew meat. He starts a hollering, what you
cook my brother, fir?
Speaker 7 (39:24):
What you cook my brother?
Speaker 5 (39:25):
Firm?
Speaker 16 (39:29):
And them little picks then't think it was so funny
down especially when that wolf commenced to eating on him
watching the ball game. Well you figured that's what his
brother would have wanted. More than the story is. Probably
ain't all that good for you, poor can't. But at
least they won't eat you like a wolf will.
Speaker 8 (39:54):
The end.
Speaker 15 (39:57):
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How's everything in our Jackie's hometown this morning?
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Oh no, I ain't there right now. I hope he
do a little work.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Yeah, I heard you gotta leave Grottos if you want
to get some work, well, if you want to get
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as if you can get two bells before two buzzers
agree disagreeing with our girl Tator.
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All right, all right, let's do it that take take ye.
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A woman by the name of Jane Gray has a
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consecutive days that few women had ever done. What did
she do? Well?
Speaker 9 (08:27):
That would be without complaining?
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What do you think they did not complain?
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Okay, so that's hard to do. I would say she
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for ten days.
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She was a queen in England for ten days? Jack,
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She had to stop stop talking.
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She stopped talking for ten consecutives. So yeah, something that
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No fair being funnier than the host.
Speaker 9 (09:12):
That's a good one. I should I should have said
that we.
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Didn't have done to workshop that whole deal.
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But but Jack, look I got I got a bunch
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The object of the game is to get two bills
before to buzzards.
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So here you go.
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First, you are disagreeing? Is that what I heard? Okay?
She was right, she was the queen of all. I'm sorry,
but the this will make you happier. Henry the eighth
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Speaker 6 (09:52):
Alright.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Anyway, Well, let's go to a recent university study. You know, Jack,
don't jump in whenever you can. Thousands of teenagers were
asked about where they learned what they know about the birds,
and the bees, and ninety percent said they had learned
it from what from p Diddy?
Speaker 9 (10:15):
Sorry, they learned from their friends.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
From their friends as where they learned about the birds
and the bees? Jack, what you think? Agree or disagree?
I'll probably agree with that? Okay, that was the thing
to do. Yes, they're friends. After that came books, parents
and school. Okay, all right, Jack, you alive? But here
we are when are to lose it?
Speaker 6 (10:44):
Right here?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
So tatter? Can you train a parent to stand on
his head?
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (10:51):
Let me think a couple of thumbtacks, a stronger a bench, make.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
It happen on free will?
Speaker 9 (10:59):
Oh, free will? Oh he's got to stand on his head?
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Train a parrot? Yes, yes you can, Jack, agree or disagree? Oh,
I'll agree.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
And that wasn't day.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
And of course many performing parents have been trained to
do that. Of course, can't slip one by Jack, Buddy,
You get your work done, But first get Jackie your addressing.
Beautiful Grottos Virginia. We'll get you James Gregory's book up
to you, all right, Bonnie?
Speaker 10 (11:38):
All right, yes, sir, appreciation.
Speaker 6 (11:40):
Now my job.
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Why would jump out cut you up on your knees?
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Oh?
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Yeah, that Mary O song. He don't feel good. He's
singing about it.
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Gunn up.
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Oh morning.
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Me all the ways. It's Marios. He's misunderstood.
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He's in the ways.
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He's Mario, but Mario.
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Don't feel boom boo boo boo boooo Myrio Dorphy. And
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when he drives, he swerves, he gets on all my nerves.
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Don't feel my Ario.
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Don't whoa Mario? Oh Mario? Only Mario?
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Ho the uh, let's to the gymcy may oh Maria
only Mario does my stuff? Fine?
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I tell you.
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Everybody's complaining, going on to worry about things, trying out loud.
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It's jobs out there.
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There's a little bit more difficulty, but you got to do.
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My real don't.
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He ain't no klonel cob.
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This is his only job.
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Marie.
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He's misunderstood every day with Mario. But Mario don't feel.
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Myriel, don't be whoa Mario? Oh Mario only Mario.
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Does my sun fool me?
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Please? Please?
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Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Bb that's your love song for me to Mario.
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Give you one more time?
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Yeah, b b B.
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Your old pal bird Burn here with another naval bulging
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eating breakfast with his wife Lucy in Dothan, Alabama.
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Lucy, this corn beef hash is perfect. Got that crispy.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Rynd on it that I like like a seventy year
old woman in a tanner bed.
Speaker 14 (17:48):
May Eddie whatever tell you you really got away with words?
Speaker 7 (17:53):
It's all part of the sharp look.
Speaker 5 (17:56):
Is this the same luck that made you two foot six.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Two foot six and a half.
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And I don't hear you complain too much when you
kick the remote under the coffee table in out one
grab You're welcome.
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Yeah, I'll give you that wood, but luck seems to
give you the middle finger more often than not.
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Lucy, you are.
Speaker 12 (18:23):
Dining with Dothan's mostly a loved fast food mascot, the
jewel in the crown of the rot top, the populist empire,
the very face of fast casual dining. In a greater
Dothan area, no one ever talks about pimple pete over
at Greasy Gary's.
Speaker 7 (18:39):
I tell you, noven.
Speaker 12 (18:42):
Not a mention of Fanny feathers of kluck bucket fried
chicken fame. I am a by god legend in this area,
and that takes pluck, determination and l u c K.
Thank you very much there and with the lesson, now
get your culture alike.
Speaker 7 (18:59):
Hot his toast?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Sure here?
Speaker 9 (19:02):
Oh, I dropped it.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
I had no problem.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
See it landed butter side up.
Speaker 14 (19:08):
You know you might be onto something with that luck fig.
At least three times a day I drop your toast,
hope that it lands butter side down.
Speaker 9 (19:17):
Mama was right, you are a spiteful heifer.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
But do continue.
Speaker 14 (19:22):
But every time I drop my toast, it lands butter
side down.
Speaker 12 (19:27):
Lucy, Lucy, Lucy, that's got nothing.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
To do with luck.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
Well, what is it?
Speaker 9 (19:32):
Then you're buttering the wrong side.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
And how.
Speaker 12 (19:44):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse. And
for dessert, I'll have some hot buttered cleavage up.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
Look, I dropped it again.
Speaker 12 (19:55):
Tune in next time when we'll hear pimple Pete's dermatologists say.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Good morning, you got the big show on the radio,
more chance for you to win coming up.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
After your news, weather and sports.
Speaker 10 (20:09):
Ut Mama, all I wanted to do was have a
let us sandwich on gluten bread, a tall glass of buttermilk,
and crawl under a beardskin rug. Why do I have
to listen to that John Boy person and Billy whoever
on that noisy big shoe button.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Mama, Good morning, and it's a big show on the
(21:08):
radio for your Windnesday morning, I wanna get your name
and a half of John Morris Wonderful Thing Giveaway number
one hundred and thirty and a one thousand donar bill
from the Central Bank of Iraq and an uncirculated decommissioned
Iraqi coin. Of course, I had the ganolas from Costa
(21:33):
Rica last week. Good way, I'm going through my international
monetary fund bag here.
Speaker 7 (21:38):
So yeah, the lines that those exchange counters can be
pretty long.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
AFT. So you'll give you some high raq money here,
a thousand donar bill.
Speaker 7 (21:47):
It's actually good currency because it came from that bank.
It's it's worth about seventy four cents US.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
I just keep it unless times get really tough. I
think we're gonna be all right. Yeah, it's your name
at the show dot com. Good morning, Big Shows on
the radio. Coming up, we play wordy word for one
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Click on that bull'snot better, get you more info, hang on,
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win you some in minutes. We're right now from the
desk of Taylor Tayman News. This is what to watch
there's mar said Taylor morea.
Speaker 8 (22:26):
All right, we're gonna start off at the box office
report from the weekend and uh the action thriller Flight Risk,
which was directed by Mel Gibson and stars Mark Wahlberg.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Yes, ballheaded Mark Wahler.
Speaker 8 (22:38):
You I said, he's an interesting wig choice. Yeah, Willie
came at number one, scored twelve million there at the
box office, and it is an interesting movie about a
US Marshall on a flight transporting a fugitive to trial
and mayhem ensues.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Is Wahberg the fugitive? I'm not going to tell you, okay,
but he is.
Speaker 7 (22:59):
He doesn't know no, I do?
Speaker 4 (23:00):
I do?
Speaker 6 (23:00):
I do I do? All right?
Speaker 9 (23:02):
He is not the Marshall nor the.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
Right.
Speaker 8 (23:08):
But I'm not saying he's uh yeah, and he's sporting.
I don't know what that is a reverse bowl cut.
I don't know how you explained that last week's top movie,
Mufasa the Lion King dropped from second place.
Speaker 9 (23:20):
I mean, yeah, dropped to second place. I mean to say.
Speaker 8 (23:23):
The comedy One of Them Days went from second to
third place. And it's a comedy about a woman and
her boyfriend who takes her rent money and then she
and her roommate race against the clock to avoid eviction.
Speaker 9 (23:34):
And comedy ensues.
Speaker 7 (23:38):
We call it life Sonic.
Speaker 8 (23:40):
The Hedgehog three hangs in there in the top five
by being number four, and Moana two is number five.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
All right in theaters this weekend.
Speaker 8 (23:52):
Dog Man, it's an animated flick, has the voices of
Pete Davidson and Isla Fisher.
Speaker 9 (23:57):
Dog man, half dog, half man.
Speaker 8 (23:59):
You know, sworn in I can serve as he doggedly
pursues the feline supervillain ped the cat so.
Speaker 5 (24:05):
Talk Man.
Speaker 8 (24:06):
Valiant One, A routine mission goes awry when a US
Army helicopter crashes deep within North Korean territory. You're into
those kind of thriller suspense military movies. Valiant One, All right?
Speaker 5 (24:19):
What to watch on TV?
Speaker 8 (24:21):
The Grammys are this Sunday. If you are into the
they are gonna they are going to proceed with the ceremonies.
Speaker 5 (24:29):
Well, they are going to.
Speaker 9 (24:30):
Proceed with that, and uh, it'll be on CBS. It's
hosted by Trevor Noah.
Speaker 8 (24:35):
But the telecast will raise funds to support l A's
wildfire relief efforts and honor the bravery of first responders.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
So they are they won't be so self absorbed, or
maybe not as self absorbed.
Speaker 8 (24:48):
Yeah, so it's been quoted from a Recording Academy CEO.
The Grammys will show how the power of music can
help reb build, uplift and support those in need.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
That some music award. Yeah yeah, does that happened yet?
Speaker 9 (25:09):
That's not happened yet. That will be in February.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
February.
Speaker 8 (25:13):
Also, also to be sure, some information is the super
Bowl halftime show is going to be Kendrick Lamar and
he has invited Sizza to perform with him. That is
not until February, I know that, but just letting all
you Kendrick Lamar and Scissa that they will be headlining
the the super Bowl halftime show because they are promoting
(25:36):
their co heading Grand National Tour. Because you know, the
artists have to pay in to perform, and so this
is what they're doing. It's a big kind of big
music video for their concerts.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
They're going to be doing.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Is his band rock Paper and gonna be.
Speaker 8 (25:49):
With streaming if you're into streaming. Coming out this week,
Miss Rachel, she will be on Netflix. You're thinking, oh,
missus Rachel. Now she's for toddlers and for your babies.
Here's a sample of Miss Rachel.
Speaker 14 (26:08):
Let's see it, mom, let's clap it out.
Speaker 8 (26:16):
Kids go crazy, kids go crazy. I mean she's shot
to start them on on YouTube and now she's got
got it Aaron on Netflix. Yeah, and it's just her,
It's just her in her rooms and she's a real teacher.
Why hello, Hello, I can't believe Mama, Mama, mama, mama.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
She's got overalls old.
Speaker 7 (26:48):
We do want to watch It's not a man date.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
You must watch that.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
So all right, all you all your grandparents out there
and parents parents know about it, but grandparent you may
be asked to get Ms Rachel on however language they
can say it on the tablets and on your your phone.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
All right, good word?
Speaker 1 (27:10):
What Wachel?
Speaker 5 (27:14):
That You're welcome?
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Well, let's get us a winner. Let's play wordy word
one eight hundred, big show you told free line. We'll
get a couple of contestants and play next.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
How are we doing this? How are we sending up?
Speaker 7 (27:54):
We know word the word?
Speaker 3 (27:55):
I know.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
We have some problems in a mire hole. Yeah all right,
well let's y'all was jumping in here.
Speaker 9 (28:01):
All right, everybody's head.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
I bout that bad like.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
A wordy word of my worthy word.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Because we got a couple of buddies gonna square off.
We got Brandon out of Timberville, Virginia. Good morning, Brandon.
Oh man, my band, we're gonna be with hey Brandon.
(28:26):
Brandon's that you buddy?
Speaker 6 (28:29):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 2 (28:30):
All right, good, good me and Brandon on one team
then and then this should be your buddy, Kevin, uh
from Front Royal Virginia.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Is that you, Kevin?
Speaker 2 (28:40):
I would use buddy likely, but yeah it's me.
Speaker 9 (28:45):
Use buddy, never buds.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Maybe yeah, good, maybe we'll get a fight. Well, me
and Brandon gonna go for the first thirty seconds. Let's
see what we can put on the board. Brandon, are
you ready, buddy, Yes, sir, I'm ready to go. All right, Well,
let's get as many as we can. Alrighty, there you
(29:07):
are over there, all right here, we are ready, dude,
start the clock. Now, you get married and you have
a what? A little one?
Speaker 1 (29:17):
No wedding, little one?
Speaker 2 (29:18):
A little one?
Speaker 5 (29:19):
A kid?
Speaker 3 (29:19):
The what.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
What do you do?
Speaker 6 (29:22):
What about me?
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Again?
Speaker 2 (29:23):
What you have one of these?
Speaker 1 (29:25):
A boy or a girl?
Speaker 5 (29:26):
A little what?
Speaker 6 (29:27):
A child?
Speaker 4 (29:28):
No?
Speaker 5 (29:30):
Yes? Maybe? All right?
Speaker 2 (29:32):
This is a class where you cut open a frog
in high school science?
Speaker 4 (29:38):
No?
Speaker 2 (29:40):
I mean yeah, but no, no, what I'm looking for
it's another class? Oh god it, Brandon, I just don't
the week just got out of the gate man of
one on the board. Yeah, we talking up. Hopefully Kevin
and Taylor will have some problems that we're hoping no.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Kevin, are you ready body?
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Use that?
Speaker 6 (30:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Yeah, all right, all right and go yeah.
Speaker 9 (30:05):
So it's the the science of like your how things?
Speaker 5 (30:09):
Yes, all right, you go this.
Speaker 8 (30:11):
You may have a sports blank in high school after
the gate, after your season's over, you have a sports blank.
Speaker 9 (30:18):
Or it's like a big it's a big like awards ceremony.
Speaker 8 (30:23):
It's like yeah, but they called it like where they
have speakers and they give awards.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
And you now got it.
Speaker 9 (30:32):
It's a yes, the opposite of.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Exit after the buzzer. Yes, all right, then Kevin, that
was a two. Okay, so it is two to one,
so still gone anybody's game? You said it was after
the buzzer? All right, okay, okay, now we're all warmed up.
All right, all right, Brandon, are you ready body?
Speaker 6 (31:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Man, I was thinking, let's give it a good run.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Go boy, let's see what we can do. Then start
the clock. Now you gotta go to the doctor to
make sure you're in good.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
Hell.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Yes, uh huh uh. These are like just the first
letters of your name, that's.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
Your what initial?
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Yes, uh huh? Put these on before you put your
shoes on. Yes, laid back and just blank blank, don't
do that. Yes, uh huh, drink this java in the morning.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Coffee, Yes, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
May I have a blank with you?
Speaker 1 (31:36):
The blank of gold meeting a blank of God?
Speaker 2 (31:41):
No blanket? All right, good work, Brandon. Yeah we set
it up there, but a five on a one of
six score. So Kevin and Tater with two already on
the board, four will tie five will win? Ready yeah? Ready?
Can yep and go?
Speaker 8 (32:04):
Ah?
Speaker 5 (32:04):
You cussed?
Speaker 1 (32:05):
You said a bad blank word?
Speaker 9 (32:08):
Uh huh you work third blank? That's the night? Yep? Uh, yep, yep?
Speaker 5 (32:13):
Are hey? Earth is our what we live on?
Speaker 9 (32:16):
This earth? Yes? Uh, hey, you hit somebody with a knife.
You just did what to them?
Speaker 3 (32:23):
Yep?
Speaker 6 (32:23):
Tie up?
Speaker 5 (32:26):
Hey?
Speaker 9 (32:27):
The rhymes with it?
Speaker 8 (32:27):
This has pictures on the side. Deviled blank? You also
snow snow blank? You break the legs of it? Do
you break the legs of it?
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Crab leg yes, cram for the wind.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Ha beating sweating, Oh my gosh, Brandon, we got to
eat out there body. But you can try again any time. Man.
Appreciate you playing, Yep.
Speaker 6 (32:56):
I appreciate you, dumbley Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Please?
Speaker 4 (32:59):
Do?
Speaker 6 (33:00):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (33:00):
I want to give a shout out to my little
buddy on the other end, Little Kevin Jenkins tell him,
I said, uh huh, he'll know what you mean.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Uh huh, Kevin Love Kevin.
Speaker 7 (33:11):
Mister Jenkins says, hey, you hang on, Kevin.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
You got your prize back coming your way, buddy.
Speaker 5 (33:20):
Yes, sir, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
I got the Big Show on the radio. Big request time.
Tim Ray out of Bluefield, West Virginia. Listen up, Tim wife,
well you know what you wrote. Everybody else listen up
except Tim play, Carl, y'all and the three little pigs.
Thank you all right, Tim, You're welcome. It's coming up next.
(34:05):
Good morning, It's a big show on the radio. Something
you'd like to hear about this time Monday through Friday.
Hit us up with the John Boy Miller facebook page
or the Big Show dot com. Jim Ray of Bluefield,
West Virginia gets his request a story from Carl.
Speaker 15 (34:21):
And now it's story time with your host, Carl Childers.
Speaker 16 (34:31):
I had pork shops the other night with that wheely boy.
Then Mama got me thinking about him. Th raight little pigs,
I reckon, I can tell you about him if you
want me to. Well, sir, and the very little pigs
(34:51):
all growed up their poor mothers hold and give out.
She plum had a belly load of their Shenanigans. They
were kindly wild, carried on a great deal squealing in
the pooping in the house there. He was pretty bad
even for his stye. Some folks ate pig pen, I say, stye.
(35:12):
Their mama couldn't keep up with him no more, so
she could turn them loose into the world. One of
them a little pigs. He had him a book on
LOLd cabins. One had a book on building stuff with straw.
Another had a book on bricklaying. They figured it probably
better at each have my own place. On account I
didn't want folks to think I was right a bit funny,
(35:34):
not funny funny, Well, sir, that verse little pig. He
didn't do a very good job. His boss didn't pay
him much of a wage, so he had to build
his place on the cheap. He didn't have toes make
it out of logs, so he used kindling. It is
(35:55):
all right, I guess my drafty dug himself out a
little hole in the ground, putting down some quills. There
he's a waiting for the ball game to come on
the TV. And that little black and white television, and
along come miss wolf. He was going to the dollar
store to get some more of that potted meat. He
(36:15):
smelled that a little pig there in that straw house,
and he got himself a taste for bacon.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
I rickon.
Speaker 16 (36:21):
They tried to talk in his way into that house
of sticks, but he started saying he had a candy
gram and whatnot. That little pig he'd seen that TV
show too, he's too smart for him, told him go
off summers, that old wolf. He huffed, puffed, blowed down
(36:43):
little stick house flum apart. That little pig, he squealed,
running next door to his brother's place, was made of straw.
That figured day safe enough, so they settled in there,
started watching that ball game. Here come that.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
Wolf.
Speaker 16 (37:01):
Got all excited because they figured if and they played
his cards right, he could eat him two little pigs
and catch your second half of the ball game. He
asked the pigs to let him in. They told him
to kisch certain little pig butts bad not to talk
that way. They just little pigs. That old wolf bowed up,
(37:23):
huffed and puffed, brow down, a little grass check right down,
have him too, a little pig squealed, run around a bit,
went over next door to that little smart pigs. Place
was built with bricks. He had a pretty good set
up air and one of that big old flat screen
TV's watch that ball game. He had a big old
mess of food whipped up air. Now wolf thought he'd
(37:46):
plumb hit the jackpot.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
He could get in there.
Speaker 16 (37:49):
He'd have a nice place to watch the ball game.
Enough pig left over to invite his brother in. They
called it brother on the cell phone and told him
what he had a planning. And he huffed and puffed
a couple of times, was doing no good. And all
that huffing and puffing he'd already done aggravated his ass
for the airn.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
He just did luck.
Speaker 16 (38:12):
He left his puffer the home, not a little pick
of seating, that old wolf having a hard time air
and made sport of him a good bit. They were kindly,
no count well that wolf. He used his noodle. It's
all that smoke coming out of that chimblet iron. Some
(38:32):
folk called it a flu I caused it at Chimbley.
So he climbed up burn. He could hear them pigs
carrying on watching the game and making sport of him.
I didn't say too well with a wolf, and he
started down that chimney to get him. But it just
weren't that wolf's day. That smart old brick pick air
(38:54):
he had him a part of wolf stew, of going
on open fire, only one thing missing. Wolf, Well, sir,
that old wolf were plopped in that bug old pot
of stew killed him. Them little pegs parton near busting gout,
laughing at how they fooled that wolf. By that time,
(39:15):
his brother comes strolling along, already to watch the ball
game and eat some pig. He finds his brother turned
in the stew meat. He starts a hollering, what you
cook my brother, fir?
Speaker 7 (39:24):
What you cook my brother?
Speaker 5 (39:25):
Firm?
Speaker 16 (39:29):
And them little picks then't think it was so funny
down especially when that wolf commenced to eating on him
watching the ball game. Well you figured that's what his
brother would have wanted. More than the story is. Probably
ain't all that good for you, poor can't. But at
least they won't eat you like a wolf will.
Speaker 8 (39:54):
The end.
Speaker 15 (39:57):
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hardgraves potted meat product chock full of peckers and lips.
Since nineteen thirty seven, You're gonna wolfing that potted meat.
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Hey, Oh, I'm sorry? What did you say?
Speaker 1 (41:03):
I love you?
Speaker 6 (41:06):
I love you?
Speaker 2 (41:07):
All right, He'll have you? You what I love you?
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It'll be an affair to remember if they can ever
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Hey hey, hey, hey, hey, hey hey, I have no
idea what you say? No, honey, there hardy heard a
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