January 30, 2025 • 41 mins
Thursday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we salute Sean Connery and Mr. Sulu for no apparent reason.. - Rev. Sincere has an awkward story that confuses his experiences with sex education and horseback riding - and Goober has a touching story about a boy with nothing but a head.. - Murray has stepped up his game on dodging our calls.. - The Grumpy Old Man tells why he hates social media.. - we fill a request for one of Robert D. Raiford’s Raves - and once again prove how ahead of his time he was.. - and finally, Oliver has a letter to his dogs…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning. Big Shows on the radio. Coming up, we
play Beat the Blonde Mercy. Say you lay down and
let our contestant win. Say what what? Well? Like?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Oh like, go, I'll got you.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
I'm with you.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
I'm with you.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
Hi.
Speaker 5 (00:16):
How are they gonna win one hundred and twenty dollars
worth of bull snot cleaning products made right here in
the USA? Truck drivers keep America moving, and bullsnot make
sure that they look good doing it. Have you tried
these things?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
They're awesome?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Oh yeah, man, I loved Look.
Speaker 5 (00:31):
For Bullsnot at truck stops across America. That's all I
needed from you. I don't need anything more.
Speaker 6 (00:37):
You distracted him.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
Look for Bullsnot at truck stops across America. Or you
can download the bull Snot app. Go to the Big
Show dot com, click on Bullsnot. There's a banner there
and they'll give you more information. Okay, all right now
I'm down by Satan.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Now we can see if we can get connected with
our agent.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Thank you for calling Red Hot Talon Incorporated. Loosen carefully.
Our menu items have recently changed. If you are a
current client, press one to inquire about booking a client.
Press two, if you were verbally abused by a client
during a recent appearance. Press three.
Speaker 6 (01:16):
All right, we got a Press three.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Mister Rayford was not hammered. He recently experienced a fare
up of a conic parasitic infection called the Chiggers. The
medication used to combat the infestation has certain psychoactive components
that can alter the user's consciousness and make him verbally abusive.
The medication also contains an ingredient that makes the user
(01:39):
smell like cheap scotch whiskey. We regret any confusion you at.
Don't draw attention to paragraph four of your talent agreement,
usually referred to as the no refunds claw, he continued.
Speaker 6 (01:52):
Press one.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
If you are Chiggers, the clown. Press one if you
are ram Rab the human boling ball. Pressed if you
are ed Zlotnick, the owner of the world's largest collection
of Partridge family memorabilia. Press three. If you are Jimbo
and Bobby, the other guys on the client list.
Speaker 7 (02:15):
Some glaswows, Hello Jimbo.
Speaker 8 (02:18):
Press one to continue, Love you mean it? Ress one
to continue, Hey, babe, am I glad you fall have
I got exciting career news for you. Press one to continue, No,
not really.
Speaker 7 (02:36):
Press one to continue.
Speaker 8 (02:39):
Why, Jimbo, are you suggesting I don't have your best
interest as my number one concern that I would just
let you languish in favor of a segment on ed
Zlotnick during next week's Partridge Family Marathon on TV Lamp,
or possible appearance by Ramrod the human bowling Ball on
MTV's Jackass, or a guest shot by Chick as the
clown at the Shrine Circles in August. Well, press one
(03:00):
to continue. Okay, you got me, But the Clne Suckers
thing is very close to happening. And hey, I'm also
working on a major merchandising opportunity for Jimbo and Bobby's
guerrilla saw. Press one to continue. All right, No, not really, listen, babe,
I gotta run. I got a multi million dollar deal
(03:21):
working on line three.
Speaker 7 (03:23):
Press one to continue.
Speaker 8 (03:25):
Would you believe a multi thousand dollar deal on line four?
Speaker 7 (03:28):
Press one to continue.
Speaker 8 (03:31):
How about a two hundred dollars career killer that just
came in on the fax machine?
Speaker 7 (03:34):
Fourth one to continue.
Speaker 8 (03:37):
Yeah, listen, babe, let's do the lunch thing later. I
told my machine and give my luck to Bobby best
one to continue him too, and Jimbo call me.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Why dear, I believe it. Let's play beat the Blonde,
y'all for the big old bull snot cleaning Products prize
Pack one eight hundred big show you told free line.
We'll get a good test and play next.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Laying down.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Good warns that you'll win.
Speaker 9 (04:30):
Open where January all of her is featured front of
bed box Deer Dogs, my guys, Oliver loves his dogs.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
All right, let's blase, that's time will be the blonde.
Let's me the contestant. Drama from Maryvond Tennessee. Good morning, Jama,
Good morning daddy. You are Jama. We're gonna asa Okay,
(05:19):
so Jackie's got to spell j A m A yeah Jama. Okay,
what was I saying? Jama, Jama, dear, I'm going to
send you conics?
Speaker 8 (05:34):
All right?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
All right, so Jama Jama, Okay, uh you I hope
I'm from Graham, North Carolina, or where are you from?
Speaker 5 (05:48):
I'm moving there.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Okay there, let's let's get doing. Get you two bails
for two buzz or.
Speaker 10 (05:56):
Right, wait a minute, this bull smart that's the other
end of the ball, right.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah, yeah, all right, So here we go. Huh tayter, yo,
you have taken an oath to keep yourself mentally awake
and morally straight. What are you?
Speaker 5 (06:15):
I'm alone? No, that is that is a boy scout,
or now a Scouting America.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Mentally awake and you are a boy scout? All right?
What you got there, jama?
Speaker 8 (06:36):
Hmm?
Speaker 9 (06:37):
Let's see.
Speaker 11 (06:38):
I don't want to about morals.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I don't know about morals.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
I agree, And how's the day to do?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Boy scout? That's in a boy scout? All right, there's
one mail right there, I say, we help her.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
I didn't know about the mental park.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Are you awake though?
Speaker 12 (06:54):
That's the king?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
All right, here we go. We'll get you a little
more bail. And young girls, we'll find out where y'all going.
When the great Indian leader Manhattan, Mahatma, Mahatma, what does
it say Manhattan? When the Great Indian leader Mahatma Gandhi?
(07:18):
Oh I didn't say his last name? Yeah, I know
him as Gandhi. When he lived in London, he used
to keep a live goat in his room.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Why well, I mean, listen, even great leaders get lonely, okay, So.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Let's see why would Gandhi keep a live goat in
his room.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
It was his emotional support animal.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
It was Gandhi's supports. A great disagree was a goat,
Gandhi's emotional will support animal.
Speaker 6 (08:02):
I disagree was.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
The girl of boys. Yea for it's milk. Goddamn liked
him some gum. Hey Jama, you did it baby at
one twenty dollars worth of bulls not cleaning products. Figure
(08:25):
which in the bull we're talking about and getting to work, baby,
I love bulls not I'm putting on a scooter.
Speaker 6 (08:31):
Sickle not surprised.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
The centator was trying to spit. For those of all
who caught that while we were talking. Yeah, it's well,
some people probably did do spit.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
Take looking at the radio, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Exactly, that's what I was trying to do that. You
keep practicing. We're gonna have the news and then the
grumpy old man. Okay, the social media might be showing
up there. Good morning, it's a big Seawan the radio
(09:42):
couple of more Sean and Sue Lose acting. Before we
get out of here, we got deep talks with Mary.
Jane's coming up as well, and now let's do it.
Here is the grumpy old man.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Ah flimmity flu. I'm old and I hate social media.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
In my day, we didn't have no tweeting, tweeting.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Facebooking, MySpace and Lincoln googling YouTube and Mimi posting opinion spitting,
brain draining cyber bebylon bulk crap, morality, a bits called
social media. When I was a boy, Instagram is what
happened to a woman when her daughter got knocked up.
(10:40):
Flicker flicker was what you did with that booger on
your finger. And if you wanted to poke someone, you
didn't need a dad gum computer.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
You did it the old fashioned way.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
You got him drunk. A Facebook, Facebook they want to
call it. I want to punchy in the Facebook people
so damn lazy and shiftless. They got nothing better to
do with that day than post pictures of what they're
having for supper.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Here's a bulletin. Who gives a crap?
Speaker 3 (11:18):
In my day, if we wanted to know what you
had for supper, we'd call old Beanie Fleeina. Beanie was
a pioneer in the field of scuba. He'd come over
to your house in the middle of the night, sneak
into your outhouse, he'd put on his mask and tank
and down he go. He could tell what you'd been
eating for the last week. Was he a widow? Hell?
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Yes, But this is what folks did.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
In the old days when they didn't have no social
media to occupy their time. And his stinky hobby killed
him one night. He was bobbing for butt nuggets with
old fat Fanny Barrel, but him hit the squad with
a bad batch of collar greens and pig knuckles. Old
Beanie was buried under a neometric ton of human poop juice.
(12:10):
We just put up a grave marker on the spot
because no one liked him well enough to sift through
all that but gravy to get him out. Whoopedi dingly
do look at me. I'm a redneck moron scoopa pooping
in a turntank, glad to be alive in this age
of reason and glorious enlightenment.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
And we light it.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
We loved it.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
In my day, you didn't need an eyeball phone to
show your folks your private parts. We had a little
thing called flashing where pervert showed their little things. You
weren't mass communicating, you were one at a time in it.
If you were determined to dangle your dangled, you had
(12:55):
to put some damn effort into it. And it weren't
just the fellas are doing it. I remember Old Tammy
van Twinkle Twaddle from over Yon in a fuzz nut county.
She'd strip bad naked and pull a gunny sack over her,
and she'd run all over creation showing the world her
sad swinging mudflap boobies and a droopy, dimply button, and
(13:19):
the mere sight of it would turn your cell of
it and your family would.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Die off in a single generation.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
But one time she made the mistake of showing her
goods off to farmer bunch Strndaggen's prize.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Bull, butter Boy. Old butter Boy.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Ain't had a heifer in a fortnight, and apparently the
sight of Tammy's utters put him in the mood for
some bonnyard romance. Nine months later, she gave birth to
a minotaur and made a blue fortune on the carnival circuit.
Yi be ninked, ripley d look at me. I'm a
low life hay seed with windsock hooters, helped with the
(13:56):
local livestock and spitting out a million dollar Freaks.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Halloo, halleluyah, and we like it. We loved it.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Social media bad. There ain't nothing social about it. The
only thing that's really done is create a generation of
wave faced little cowards hiding behind their little computer screens,
throwing insults in starting fights. They don't have the stones
to do in person, snuggled in the safety of mommy
and Daddy's fruit cellar, eating Doritos and peeing in a
(14:30):
milk jug. A tough guy. In my day, we didn't
need the social media to do that. We had the
bathroom wall. We wrote stuff like, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
And so's your old man.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
And I just took a herbit and wiped my hoover,
and don't look here the jokes in your hand.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
That was the golden ee.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
But good Lord help you if you got caught. I
remember old Inky Bumbleberry. He was the king of the
crapper wall. He'd write first class zingers in the amount
of time it took to take a squirt. One night
he was down at Slippery Pete's, and while he was
paying the rent on his bier, he wrote, Murphy Muldoon
(15:22):
eats bird dirt. Did he know that Murphy herself was
in line right? Behind him, And apparently Murphy didn't like
eating bird dirt because he took it pretty personal. Right
there on the spot, he stuck his hand and pulled
Inky's backside, pushed all the way till he got a
hold of his tongue and pulled. He turned inkey inside
out in two shakes of a lamb's tail. Old Inky leaved,
(15:46):
but from then on everything he wrote was backwards.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
How should he hip him? Hooney? Who look at me?
Speaker 7 (15:52):
Wi?
Speaker 3 (15:52):
A hillbilly spot ass he had with one hand and
craft in good old fashioned comedy with the other. All
hailed the inside out word Smith, and we liked it.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
We loved it.
Speaker 13 (16:05):
Yeah, I hate social media.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Good morning, make shoe's on the radio, man, here we go, and.
Speaker 11 (16:37):
Now deep thoughts with Zach. The weed Guy's girlfriend Mary Jane.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Was okay, turned around.
Speaker 10 (16:49):
Yeah, one's been crackinghike it man, y'all.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Good me too, Me too.
Speaker 10 (16:57):
I just been hanging around thinking about stuff.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Y'all want to hear some of you yell too cool?
Speaker 14 (17:06):
Happy New year, man, New year.
Speaker 10 (17:09):
My goal in twenty twenty five is to accomplish the
goals I set in twenty twenty four. Y'all, I should
have done it in twenty twenty three because I made
a promise in twenty twenty two which I made plan
to make that promise back in twenty twenty one. Down
(17:32):
my favorite exercise is a combination of a lunch and
a crunch. It's called lunch y'all, you need to be
worried about hackers. I'm worried about hackers. You know, hackers, man,
what they need to do. They need to step their
game up and go delete everyone's car loans and bad.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Credit work for me.
Speaker 10 (17:57):
Dudes, speaking of money, manks should do a better job
of keeping their ATMs filled. Yesterday was the fifth one
I've been to that said insufficient fund.
Speaker 6 (18:15):
She get out of the house.
Speaker 10 (18:18):
Did you hear.
Speaker 5 (18:22):
That you attract what you fear?
Speaker 10 (18:25):
Right now, I'm afraid of forty two point six million dollars.
Oh oh, I did a push up today. Well, actually
I fell down, but I had to use my arms
to get up, so you know, close enough. Do you
(18:47):
think that, like in a thousand years, archaeologists will unearthed
hand in beds and think that we fried people?
Speaker 7 (18:55):
Is fine?
Speaker 10 (18:57):
Dude, here's something uplifting. When you think there's no hope left.
Just think about those little lobsters in the tank at
the restaurant on the Titanic.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
You're free.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
You're free?
Speaker 5 (19:16):
Is that too soon?
Speaker 10 (19:18):
You're okay with that? I get meat. Sometimes It's darn
shame nothing's built in the USA anymore.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
I sound like my grandpa.
Speaker 10 (19:30):
Like my brand new TV says built in antenna, And
to be perfectly honest, like I don't even know where
that is.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
All right, here's a fun fact.
Speaker 10 (19:52):
As you know that ninety seven percent of people are stupid.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
They got them in the other five percent.
Speaker 10 (20:05):
I'm so done being a people pleaser. You just stop it, Randy.
If everyone's okay with that, I'm just asking.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
I will stop.
Speaker 10 (20:15):
Okay, my dudes do that one morning. Then I have
a batch of brownies.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
I need to make.
Speaker 10 (20:22):
A little known fact. Before the crowbar was invented, those
poor little birds. Just drink it home. That's it for now.
You like that one, Jack, I'll keep rocking and I'll
keep baking. I mean, I'll keep thinking about later, dudes.
Speaker 11 (20:48):
Deep Thoughts is brought to you by Hard Graves Potted
Meat product. Because it's four twenty somewhere, good morning.
Speaker 15 (21:00):
Show us on a radio, hang over your local news, weather, sports,
This was royal.
Speaker 16 (21:05):
That is the king Veto, slayer of the Visigals, destroyer
of the mongol, and aggravator of the automanivea all listening
to my two royal jests, those gap toothed barbarians John
Boy and Billy ad Yould big show, A rise a
(21:26):
loyd of beef, A rise Duke of Ellington, A rise
water of ten essence of marp.
Speaker 15 (21:36):
Look back, dave you, good morning. It's a big Sean radio.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Here we go. That's time mister Solo and Sean Connery.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
The hot top a scene from slang Blade.
Speaker 12 (22:29):
Chick Chick, tiss tiss win you win.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
To you is driving me crazy with that now I
know what they called you, the yellow menace. Get on
with it.
Speaker 12 (22:38):
It's easier, all right.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
You got your script, Sean, Yes, of course I do.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
What do you think I've been shedding over here waiting
for all day?
Speaker 11 (22:47):
All right, ashes get a hoopies here.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
I kind of wanted something or other to.
Speaker 12 (22:53):
Eat where we've get lettuce stuff.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
You've got any biscuit for saleing there?
Speaker 6 (23:01):
No serious?
Speaker 12 (23:02):
This is a frosty cream. We don't sell any biscuits.
He've got a lot of other stuff though, What.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
You got in there, that's good to eat.
Speaker 12 (23:12):
Well, we get the big Chief Burgers, Bungo Bergers, foot logs,
corny dogs, oh my, frosty shakes, Creebie bars. Did you
want me to go through the whole list?
Speaker 2 (23:25):
What you like to eat in there?
Speaker 12 (23:30):
Well, the French fries are pretty good.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
French fried potatoes.
Speaker 12 (23:37):
Yeah, French fries.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
How much you want for them?
Speaker 12 (23:42):
Well, there's sixty cents for the medium and seventy five
for the large.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Hmm, I reckon, I'll have some of the pickens. Good morning,
Big shows on the radio. Hang on, go wrap up
our spotlight on Sean and Soul. What's up Napoleon Dynamite?
This is I think one of their famous redone the
most well famous is that pushing. Hey, I'm trying to
(24:10):
sell it too hard. Let me tell you what you
can win if you can play wordy word and win.
Is a hardcovered copy of James Gregory's autobiography of Bushel
of Beans and a Pack of Tomatos, The Life and
Times of the Funniest Man in America, and includes a
bookmark autographed by James as well. Hang on, We'll play
for that in minutes.
Speaker 11 (24:32):
The Red Hot Talent Theater Group presents the two thousand
and six Winter drama series coming in February. Last year's
offbeat movie Hit becomes the stage show you won't want
to miss.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Soone, what are you going to do today?
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Napoleon?
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Whatever I feel like I want to do?
Speaker 11 (24:50):
Gosh, It's Napoleon Dynamite Live starring Sean Connery.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Last week, Japanese scientists placed explosives at the bottom of
Lake Loch Nesh to blow NeSSI out of the water.
Scotland's local wizards cast a protective spell over the lake
and its local residents and all those who seek from
a peaceful existence of our underwater.
Speaker 11 (25:14):
Ally America's favorite lovable misfit live on stage.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
There's like a buttload of gangs at this school. This
one gang wanted me to join because I'm pretty good
with a bull staff.
Speaker 11 (25:27):
Also starring Ed Sullivan Junior as Kip Napoleon.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
Don't be jealous because I've been chatting online with babes
all day.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
We both know I'm studying to become a cage fighter.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Since when Kip, you have like the worst reflexes of
all times.
Speaker 11 (25:47):
And mister Sulu as Pedro Sanchez, when I came home
from school. My head got really hot, so I laid
in the bathtub for a while. Then I realized it
was my hair that was making me hot, so I
went in the kitchen and shape did all off.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Oh my.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
Lomen.
Speaker 11 (26:05):
Napoleon Dynamite, Why.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
It's a liga pretty much my favorite animal. It's a
lion and tiger mixed bread for their skills and magic.
He's out to prove that he's got nothing to prove
shocks pegs Lucky. Do you ever take it off any sweet.
Speaker 11 (26:29):
Jumps the whole colorful cast of characters.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Dude, you got like three feet of air that time.
I've been making some sweet MoU law with Uncle wiknir.
Speaker 11 (26:41):
So litter nice gills.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Well, you have a sweet bike and you're really good
at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only
guy at school was a mustache.
Speaker 11 (26:55):
Napoleon Dynamite, Why he's open worry first at the Virgin
Award Center for the Performing Arts in Deltan, Alabama.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Tina, your fat lord, come get some half for tickets.
Speaker 11 (27:08):
Visit virg Award ArtCenter dot com or call eight hundred
five five five gosh.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
A yeah, say that's why I couldn't explain. Okay, now
I think we're ready for some wordy world. Yeah, come
on one eight hundred Big Show. You told free line.
We'll get a couple contestants and play next. Good morning,
(27:54):
there's a big show on the radio. We're going to
do your Thursday Today's feature track from the Big Show.
Bent box Dear Dogs, he words, dear Dogs. Then the
bed bugs at the Big Show dot com. You click
out the own air contest but you can't get the
we'll call you listen.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Everybody's head about the bad.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
I'm like, don't worthy word, don't worthy.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Lets me the contestants. We got Sambo from Thomaston, Georgia.
Goome morning, Sambo, Buddy, Welcome. Then we got Robert from Naota, Tennessee.
You Goome morning, Robert Marning, John Man, Hey body what okay? Good? Yeah,
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you're on Taylor's team. Taylor and Robert, right, John Boy
and Sambo. That's right, all right boys, Let's see what
we can do here. Robert, you relax, Sambo. Let's put
some points.
Speaker 6 (28:51):
On the board.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Are you ready? Yes, her, okay, here we go. All right,
start the clock. Now, boxers, before they throw a big punch,
they do this blank blank a quick hit. What boxing?
What do you call it? You blink with your blink
blank with your left hand and then do a right hook.
(29:14):
What are you boxing?
Speaker 8 (29:16):
Term?
Speaker 1 (29:17):
No, no, blank, A little a little bit hit hit
on boxing. You don't know. I'm sorry. I cannot get
my mind off boxing. There are other ways to go
about it, and I just couldn't do it. Sambo, It's
(29:38):
not your fault. It's me. All right. This zero on
the board. Robert and Tator. I got the feeling. Tator's
had time to think about this. It's just gonna have
a wonderful clue. Robert, are you ready?
Speaker 7 (29:51):
I am?
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Then go all right?
Speaker 5 (29:53):
What's that boxing punch?
Speaker 7 (29:55):
Damn?
Speaker 6 (29:56):
Yep?
Speaker 8 (29:56):
All right?
Speaker 5 (29:57):
The rhymes with it. This is what happens to a
sore It'll heal over and you'll have a what yep
rhymes with it. This was used to be a diet drink.
It's also what you call in the computer you have
little blanks, Yes, rhymes with it. The back of a
woman's arm, if it jiggles, she's got what rhymes with it? Yep,
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rhymes with it. The gift of blank is talking gift
all right. If you're running a temperature.
Speaker 7 (30:24):
You have a what favor?
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Oh right, are you sure you don't want one more?
Speaker 5 (30:30):
Just I'm sorry, Robert, that was that was all me.
Speaker 6 (30:38):
I apologize.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
If you'd have got jabs, they we could win on
a rhyming run, you know so, so I take it back.
I do blame you. Okay, all right, Well let's see
what we can do here for round two. Okay, okay, okay, buddy,
all right, start the clock now. On a savings account,
they will pay you two percent what you collect. You
(31:07):
collect this on your money, you put it in the
bank and it gains this Yeah, you get like a
two percent would be a good return. That's that's what
on your money. Randy is losing blank. He's walking out.
He's walking out. He has lost blank in this game.
(31:29):
And I could tell you interest was that word. And
it doesn't matter because Robert has won.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
The game.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Six Oh on it, Sambo. You can try again anytime.
May I suggest beat the blondet Sambo. You have a
great day down in time somebody. Yeah, yeah, go ahead,
Bud and shout it out of out there. That explains
(32:07):
That explains a lot. He shouted out to the potheads said, okay,
all right, okay, he's running them tigers around. He'll turn
the butter. Hey, Robert, Robert, good work, buddy. You've got
your hard over copy of James autobiography. My man, we'll
(32:29):
get it to you over Tennessee. You played well, Thank you,
thank you.
Speaker 6 (32:41):
We're after analyzing.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Yeah, we like to doing the song after wordy words,
A good time for us to rethink.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
How could we have done it?
Speaker 1 (32:54):
All? Right, let's go on here. His big request time,
James Phillips out of Florence, South Carolina. Say as can
we hear on the Rayford's old raids? Sure can? Jay
will get it coming up next. Good Morning Bets shows
(33:31):
on the radio requesting bit time Jay Phillips out of Florence,
South Carolina. It's his request right now.
Speaker 14 (33:39):
There are a lot of reasons I like to eat
in the cafeteria, mainly because the food is laid out
copiously and usually inexpensively, and you don't need to be served,
and therefore no need to tip. And some of them,
of course, they will never fall all over you. Try
to make you feel guilty enough to tip, Try to
carry your tray when you're perfectly able to carry it yourself.
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Then keep coming around to ask if you need anything else,
when everything you need is up there for all able
to walk to it. And of course, if you choose
not to spend an extra dollar on coffee or tea
and get water, they'll come by and fill the water
glass up a half a dozen times, even when it's
already nearly full. Cafeterias are great places for people who
eat alone. Usually there are enough seats in this spacious,
(34:22):
no nonsense rooms to find the place to yourself. Where
can you relax and read the paper and hope to
be left alone. Recently I was in such a place,
and the young woman, seeing that everything was all right,
had apparently heard my commentaries on being left alone, and
did indeed leave me alone. For that, I left her
dollar tip first time I suppose anyone has left a
(34:45):
tip for being totally neglected in an eating place, even
when the bills only what about five dollars? About that?
So says Robert d Raefer, John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Morning, Big Show's on the Radio. Today's feature track for
the Big Show vent Box. This is Oliver.
Speaker 7 (35:28):
You like it?
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Dear dogs are the keywords, and this is why it
is time for Oliver.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
Well, well, well did you know that over ninety percent
of Americans have pets. I'm particularly fond of dogs, and
with rare exception, pets are treasured members of the family,
and as with all families, sometimes, no matter how much
you love them, they need a not jerked in their tail.
(36:03):
You need to throw some grits and kibbles and bits
against the wall and lay down the lawn. So listen up, Fido.
This bit's for you, dear dogs. The dishes with the
paw prints are yours. They contain your food. The other
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dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, putting
a pawprint in the middle of my mashed potatoes does
not stake your claim to my dinner. The stairway was
not designed by Nascar. Beating me to the bottom accomplishes
absolutely nothing, and tripping me doesn't help either.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Remember I fall faster than you can run.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
I can't buy anything bigger than a king size bed.
I'm sorry you have the ability to curl into a
ball when you sleep. I can't. Laying your tail out
straight on one end and sticking out your tongue on
the other I.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Interpret as sarcasm.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
For the last time, there is no secret exit from
the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
I promise.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
If by some miracle I beat you there and managed
to shut the door, it's not necessary to claw, wine,
try to turn the knob or burrow under the door.
I'll be out in a minute. For the love of God,
(37:56):
stop staring at me. I was talking to you, John boy.
Speaker 6 (38:05):
This wasn't the.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
Sometimes it's hard to tell if you're adoring me or
planning to kill me in my sleep. Oh and how
about blinking once in a while. You're creeping me out
when I go out to get something from the car
or go get the paper. You don't have to welcome
(38:31):
me with a chorus of anxious happy box you and
your damn short term memory. I've only been gone for
thirty seconds. Please get a clue. For the safety of
my family, please stop loving every other human being on
(38:52):
the planet. See one of the benefits of owning a
dog is protection. Home Invaders, serial killers, and terrorists are
not my friends, and nor should they be yours.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Remember kill, kill, not kiss. Kiss.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
And speaking of kisses, I'm flattered by your attention. Your
unconditional love is the best part of my day. But
you don't need the lick my face. First of all,
eat a damn altoids once in a while. Believe it
or not, all that butt licking makes your breathsteak.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
He has a shot.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
Not to mention the fact that those button germs on
your tongue are now on my face. I'm also not
crazy about you loving me up right after you've eaten
a rotten squirrel, a mouse, or some other animal's duty.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
It's a whole wild scene, man, and I want nothing
to do with See.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
That's one of the reasons I wanted you to learn
how to shake hands. Damn it, I sure wish I
knew how to say that in dog language.
Speaker 11 (40:27):
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it up. John Obill and Late Rossers podcast man. Wherever
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with a free iHeartRadio out WI. They re's your days
you own tomorrow, Love you, mane it and
Good morning. Big Shows on the radio. Coming up, we
play Beat the Blonde Mercy. Say you lay down and
let our contestant win. Say what what? Well? Like?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Oh like, go, I'll got you.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
I'm with you.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
I'm with you.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
Hi.
Speaker 5 (00:16):
How are they gonna win one hundred and twenty dollars
worth of bull snot cleaning products made right here in
the USA? Truck drivers keep America moving, and bullsnot make
sure that they look good doing it. Have you tried
these things?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
They're awesome?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Oh yeah, man, I loved Look.
Speaker 5 (00:31):
For Bullsnot at truck stops across America. That's all I
needed from you. I don't need anything more.
Speaker 6 (00:37):
You distracted him.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
Look for Bullsnot at truck stops across America. Or you
can download the bull Snot app. Go to the Big
Show dot com, click on Bullsnot. There's a banner there
and they'll give you more information. Okay, all right now
I'm down by Satan.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Now we can see if we can get connected with
our agent.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Thank you for calling Red Hot Talon Incorporated. Loosen carefully.
Our menu items have recently changed. If you are a
current client, press one to inquire about booking a client.
Press two, if you were verbally abused by a client
during a recent appearance. Press three.
Speaker 6 (01:16):
All right, we got a Press three.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Mister Rayford was not hammered. He recently experienced a fare
up of a conic parasitic infection called the Chiggers. The
medication used to combat the infestation has certain psychoactive components
that can alter the user's consciousness and make him verbally abusive.
The medication also contains an ingredient that makes the user
(01:39):
smell like cheap scotch whiskey. We regret any confusion you at.
Don't draw attention to paragraph four of your talent agreement,
usually referred to as the no refunds claw, he continued.
Speaker 6 (01:52):
Press one.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
If you are Chiggers, the clown. Press one if you
are ram Rab the human boling ball. Pressed if you
are ed Zlotnick, the owner of the world's largest collection
of Partridge family memorabilia. Press three. If you are Jimbo
and Bobby, the other guys on the client list.
Speaker 7 (02:15):
Some glaswows, Hello Jimbo.
Speaker 8 (02:18):
Press one to continue, Love you mean it? Ress one
to continue, Hey, babe, am I glad you fall have
I got exciting career news for you. Press one to continue, No,
not really.
Speaker 7 (02:36):
Press one to continue.
Speaker 8 (02:39):
Why, Jimbo, are you suggesting I don't have your best
interest as my number one concern that I would just
let you languish in favor of a segment on ed
Zlotnick during next week's Partridge Family Marathon on TV Lamp,
or possible appearance by Ramrod the human bowling Ball on
MTV's Jackass, or a guest shot by Chick as the
clown at the Shrine Circles in August. Well, press one
(03:00):
to continue. Okay, you got me, But the Clne Suckers
thing is very close to happening. And hey, I'm also
working on a major merchandising opportunity for Jimbo and Bobby's
guerrilla saw. Press one to continue. All right, No, not really, listen, babe,
I gotta run. I got a multi million dollar deal
(03:21):
working on line three.
Speaker 7 (03:23):
Press one to continue.
Speaker 8 (03:25):
Would you believe a multi thousand dollar deal on line four?
Speaker 7 (03:28):
Press one to continue.
Speaker 8 (03:31):
How about a two hundred dollars career killer that just
came in on the fax machine?
Speaker 7 (03:34):
Fourth one to continue.
Speaker 8 (03:37):
Yeah, listen, babe, let's do the lunch thing later. I
told my machine and give my luck to Bobby best
one to continue him too, and Jimbo call me.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Why dear, I believe it. Let's play beat the Blonde,
y'all for the big old bull snot cleaning Products prize
Pack one eight hundred big show you told free line.
We'll get a good test and play next.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Laying down.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Good warns that you'll win.
Speaker 9 (04:30):
Open where January all of her is featured front of
bed box Deer Dogs, my guys, Oliver loves his dogs.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
All right, let's blase, that's time will be the blonde.
Let's me the contestant. Drama from Maryvond Tennessee. Good morning, Jama,
Good morning daddy. You are Jama. We're gonna asa Okay,
(05:19):
so Jackie's got to spell j A m A yeah Jama. Okay,
what was I saying? Jama, Jama, dear, I'm going to
send you conics?
Speaker 8 (05:34):
All right?
Speaker 1 (05:35):
All right, so Jama Jama, Okay, uh you I hope
I'm from Graham, North Carolina, or where are you from?
Speaker 5 (05:48):
I'm moving there.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Okay there, let's let's get doing. Get you two bails
for two buzz or.
Speaker 10 (05:56):
Right, wait a minute, this bull smart that's the other
end of the ball, right.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah, yeah, all right, So here we go. Huh tayter, yo,
you have taken an oath to keep yourself mentally awake
and morally straight. What are you?
Speaker 5 (06:15):
I'm alone? No, that is that is a boy scout,
or now a Scouting America.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Mentally awake and you are a boy scout? All right?
What you got there, jama?
Speaker 8 (06:36):
Hmm?
Speaker 9 (06:37):
Let's see.
Speaker 11 (06:38):
I don't want to about morals.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I don't know about morals.
Speaker 6 (06:40):
I agree, And how's the day to do?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Boy scout? That's in a boy scout? All right, there's
one mail right there, I say, we help her.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
I didn't know about the mental park.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Are you awake though?
Speaker 12 (06:54):
That's the king?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
All right, here we go. We'll get you a little
more bail. And young girls, we'll find out where y'all going.
When the great Indian leader Manhattan, Mahatma, Mahatma, what does
it say Manhattan? When the Great Indian leader Mahatma Gandhi?
(07:18):
Oh I didn't say his last name? Yeah, I know
him as Gandhi. When he lived in London, he used
to keep a live goat in his room.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Why well, I mean, listen, even great leaders get lonely, okay, So.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Let's see why would Gandhi keep a live goat in
his room.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
It was his emotional support animal.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
It was Gandhi's supports. A great disagree was a goat,
Gandhi's emotional will support animal.
Speaker 6 (08:02):
I disagree was.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
The girl of boys. Yea for it's milk. Goddamn liked
him some gum. Hey Jama, you did it baby at
one twenty dollars worth of bulls not cleaning products. Figure
(08:25):
which in the bull we're talking about and getting to work, baby,
I love bulls not I'm putting on a scooter.
Speaker 6 (08:31):
Sickle not surprised.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
The centator was trying to spit. For those of all
who caught that while we were talking. Yeah, it's well,
some people probably did do spit.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
Take looking at the radio, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Exactly, that's what I was trying to do that. You
keep practicing. We're gonna have the news and then the
grumpy old man. Okay, the social media might be showing
up there. Good morning, it's a big Seawan the radio
(09:42):
couple of more Sean and Sue Lose acting. Before we
get out of here, we got deep talks with Mary.
Jane's coming up as well, and now let's do it.
Here is the grumpy old man.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Ah flimmity flu. I'm old and I hate social media.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
In my day, we didn't have no tweeting, tweeting.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Facebooking, MySpace and Lincoln googling YouTube and Mimi posting opinion spitting,
brain draining cyber bebylon bulk crap, morality, a bits called
social media. When I was a boy, Instagram is what
happened to a woman when her daughter got knocked up.
(10:40):
Flicker flicker was what you did with that booger on
your finger. And if you wanted to poke someone, you
didn't need a dad gum computer.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
You did it the old fashioned way.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
You got him drunk. A Facebook, Facebook they want to
call it. I want to punchy in the Facebook people
so damn lazy and shiftless. They got nothing better to
do with that day than post pictures of what they're
having for supper.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Here's a bulletin. Who gives a crap?
Speaker 3 (11:18):
In my day, if we wanted to know what you
had for supper, we'd call old Beanie Fleeina. Beanie was
a pioneer in the field of scuba. He'd come over
to your house in the middle of the night, sneak
into your outhouse, he'd put on his mask and tank
and down he go. He could tell what you'd been
eating for the last week. Was he a widow? Hell?
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Yes, But this is what folks did.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
In the old days when they didn't have no social
media to occupy their time. And his stinky hobby killed
him one night. He was bobbing for butt nuggets with
old fat Fanny Barrel, but him hit the squad with
a bad batch of collar greens and pig knuckles. Old
Beanie was buried under a neometric ton of human poop juice.
(12:10):
We just put up a grave marker on the spot
because no one liked him well enough to sift through
all that but gravy to get him out. Whoopedi dingly
do look at me. I'm a redneck moron scoopa pooping
in a turntank, glad to be alive in this age
of reason and glorious enlightenment.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
And we light it.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
We loved it.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
In my day, you didn't need an eyeball phone to
show your folks your private parts. We had a little
thing called flashing where pervert showed their little things. You
weren't mass communicating, you were one at a time in it.
If you were determined to dangle your dangled, you had
(12:55):
to put some damn effort into it. And it weren't
just the fellas are doing it. I remember Old Tammy
van Twinkle Twaddle from over Yon in a fuzz nut county.
She'd strip bad naked and pull a gunny sack over her,
and she'd run all over creation showing the world her
sad swinging mudflap boobies and a droopy, dimply button, and
(13:19):
the mere sight of it would turn your cell of
it and your family would.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Die off in a single generation.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
But one time she made the mistake of showing her
goods off to farmer bunch Strndaggen's prize.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Bull, butter Boy. Old butter Boy.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Ain't had a heifer in a fortnight, and apparently the
sight of Tammy's utters put him in the mood for
some bonnyard romance. Nine months later, she gave birth to
a minotaur and made a blue fortune on the carnival circuit.
Yi be ninked, ripley d look at me. I'm a
low life hay seed with windsock hooters, helped with the
(13:56):
local livestock and spitting out a million dollar Freaks.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Halloo, halleluyah, and we like it. We loved it.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Social media bad. There ain't nothing social about it. The
only thing that's really done is create a generation of
wave faced little cowards hiding behind their little computer screens,
throwing insults in starting fights. They don't have the stones
to do in person, snuggled in the safety of mommy
and Daddy's fruit cellar, eating Doritos and peeing in a
(14:30):
milk jug. A tough guy. In my day, we didn't
need the social media to do that. We had the
bathroom wall. We wrote stuff like, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
And so's your old man.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
And I just took a herbit and wiped my hoover,
and don't look here the jokes in your hand.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
That was the golden ee.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
But good Lord help you if you got caught. I
remember old Inky Bumbleberry. He was the king of the
crapper wall. He'd write first class zingers in the amount
of time it took to take a squirt. One night
he was down at Slippery Pete's, and while he was
paying the rent on his bier, he wrote, Murphy Muldoon
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eats bird dirt. Did he know that Murphy herself was
in line right? Behind him, And apparently Murphy didn't like
eating bird dirt because he took it pretty personal. Right
there on the spot, he stuck his hand and pulled
Inky's backside, pushed all the way till he got a
hold of his tongue and pulled. He turned inkey inside
out in two shakes of a lamb's tail. Old Inky leaved,
(15:46):
but from then on everything he wrote was backwards.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
How should he hip him? Hooney? Who look at me?
Speaker 7 (15:52):
Wi?
Speaker 3 (15:52):
A hillbilly spot ass he had with one hand and
craft in good old fashioned comedy with the other. All
hailed the inside out word Smith, and we liked it.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
We loved it.
Speaker 13 (16:05):
Yeah, I hate social media.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Good morning, make shoe's on the radio, man, here we go, and.
Speaker 11 (16:37):
Now deep thoughts with Zach. The weed Guy's girlfriend Mary Jane.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Was okay, turned around.
Speaker 10 (16:49):
Yeah, one's been crackinghike it man, y'all.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Good me too, Me too.
Speaker 10 (16:57):
I just been hanging around thinking about stuff.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Y'all want to hear some of you yell too cool?
Speaker 14 (17:06):
Happy New year, man, New year.
Speaker 10 (17:09):
My goal in twenty twenty five is to accomplish the
goals I set in twenty twenty four. Y'all, I should
have done it in twenty twenty three because I made
a promise in twenty twenty two which I made plan
to make that promise back in twenty twenty one. Down
(17:32):
my favorite exercise is a combination of a lunch and
a crunch. It's called lunch y'all, you need to be
worried about hackers. I'm worried about hackers. You know, hackers, man,
what they need to do. They need to step their
game up and go delete everyone's car loans and bad.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Credit work for me.
Speaker 10 (17:57):
Dudes, speaking of money, manks should do a better job
of keeping their ATMs filled. Yesterday was the fifth one
I've been to that said insufficient fund.
Speaker 6 (18:15):
She get out of the house.
Speaker 10 (18:18):
Did you hear.
Speaker 5 (18:22):
That you attract what you fear?
Speaker 10 (18:25):
Right now, I'm afraid of forty two point six million dollars.
Oh oh, I did a push up today. Well, actually
I fell down, but I had to use my arms
to get up, so you know, close enough. Do you
(18:47):
think that, like in a thousand years, archaeologists will unearthed
hand in beds and think that we fried people?
Speaker 7 (18:55):
Is fine?
Speaker 10 (18:57):
Dude, here's something uplifting. When you think there's no hope left.
Just think about those little lobsters in the tank at
the restaurant on the Titanic.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
You're free.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
You're free?
Speaker 5 (19:16):
Is that too soon?
Speaker 10 (19:18):
You're okay with that? I get meat. Sometimes It's darn
shame nothing's built in the USA anymore.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
I sound like my grandpa.
Speaker 10 (19:30):
Like my brand new TV says built in antenna, And
to be perfectly honest, like I don't even know where
that is.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
All right, here's a fun fact.
Speaker 10 (19:52):
As you know that ninety seven percent of people are stupid.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
They got them in the other five percent.
Speaker 10 (20:05):
I'm so done being a people pleaser. You just stop it, Randy.
If everyone's okay with that, I'm just asking.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
I will stop.
Speaker 10 (20:15):
Okay, my dudes do that one morning. Then I have
a batch of brownies.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
I need to make.
Speaker 10 (20:22):
A little known fact. Before the crowbar was invented, those
poor little birds. Just drink it home. That's it for now.
You like that one, Jack, I'll keep rocking and I'll
keep baking. I mean, I'll keep thinking about later, dudes.
Speaker 11 (20:48):
Deep Thoughts is brought to you by Hard Graves Potted
Meat product. Because it's four twenty somewhere, good morning.
Speaker 15 (21:00):
Show us on a radio, hang over your local news, weather, sports,
This was royal.
Speaker 16 (21:05):
That is the king Veto, slayer of the Visigals, destroyer
of the mongol, and aggravator of the automanivea all listening
to my two royal jests, those gap toothed barbarians John
Boy and Billy ad Yould big show, A rise a
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loyd of beef, A rise Duke of Ellington, A rise
water of ten essence of marp.
Speaker 15 (21:36):
Look back, dave you, good morning. It's a big Sean radio.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Here we go. That's time mister Solo and Sean Connery.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
The hot top a scene from slang Blade.
Speaker 12 (22:29):
Chick Chick, tiss tiss win you win.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
To you is driving me crazy with that now I
know what they called you, the yellow menace. Get on
with it.
Speaker 12 (22:38):
It's easier, all right.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
You got your script, Sean, Yes, of course I do.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
What do you think I've been shedding over here waiting
for all day?
Speaker 11 (22:47):
All right, ashes get a hoopies here.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
I kind of wanted something or other to.
Speaker 12 (22:53):
Eat where we've get lettuce stuff.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
You've got any biscuit for saleing there?
Speaker 6 (23:01):
No serious?
Speaker 12 (23:02):
This is a frosty cream. We don't sell any biscuits.
He've got a lot of other stuff though, What.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
You got in there, that's good to eat.
Speaker 12 (23:12):
Well, we get the big Chief Burgers, Bungo Bergers, foot logs,
corny dogs, oh my, frosty shakes, Creebie bars. Did you
want me to go through the whole list?
Speaker 2 (23:25):
What you like to eat in there?
Speaker 12 (23:30):
Well, the French fries are pretty good.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
French fried potatoes.
Speaker 12 (23:37):
Yeah, French fries.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
How much you want for them?
Speaker 12 (23:42):
Well, there's sixty cents for the medium and seventy five
for the large.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Hmm, I reckon, I'll have some of the pickens. Good morning,
Big shows on the radio. Hang on, go wrap up
our spotlight on Sean and Soul. What's up Napoleon Dynamite?
This is I think one of their famous redone the
most well famous is that pushing. Hey, I'm trying to
(24:10):
sell it too hard. Let me tell you what you
can win if you can play wordy word and win.
Is a hardcovered copy of James Gregory's autobiography of Bushel
of Beans and a Pack of Tomatos, The Life and
Times of the Funniest Man in America, and includes a
bookmark autographed by James as well. Hang on, We'll play
for that in minutes.
Speaker 11 (24:32):
The Red Hot Talent Theater Group presents the two thousand
and six Winter drama series coming in February. Last year's
offbeat movie Hit becomes the stage show you won't want
to miss.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Soone, what are you going to do today?
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Napoleon?
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Whatever I feel like I want to do?
Speaker 11 (24:50):
Gosh, It's Napoleon Dynamite Live starring Sean Connery.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Last week, Japanese scientists placed explosives at the bottom of
Lake Loch Nesh to blow NeSSI out of the water.
Scotland's local wizards cast a protective spell over the lake
and its local residents and all those who seek from
a peaceful existence of our underwater.
Speaker 11 (25:14):
Ally America's favorite lovable misfit live on stage.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
There's like a buttload of gangs at this school. This
one gang wanted me to join because I'm pretty good
with a bull staff.
Speaker 11 (25:27):
Also starring Ed Sullivan Junior as Kip Napoleon.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
Don't be jealous because I've been chatting online with babes
all day.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
We both know I'm studying to become a cage fighter.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Since when Kip, you have like the worst reflexes of
all times.
Speaker 11 (25:47):
And mister Sulu as Pedro Sanchez, when I came home
from school. My head got really hot, so I laid
in the bathtub for a while. Then I realized it
was my hair that was making me hot, so I
went in the kitchen and shape did all off.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Oh my.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
Lomen.
Speaker 11 (26:05):
Napoleon Dynamite, Why.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
It's a liga pretty much my favorite animal. It's a
lion and tiger mixed bread for their skills and magic.
He's out to prove that he's got nothing to prove
shocks pegs Lucky. Do you ever take it off any sweet.
Speaker 11 (26:29):
Jumps the whole colorful cast of characters.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Dude, you got like three feet of air that time.
I've been making some sweet MoU law with Uncle wiknir.
Speaker 11 (26:41):
So litter nice gills.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Well, you have a sweet bike and you're really good
at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only
guy at school was a mustache.
Speaker 11 (26:55):
Napoleon Dynamite, Why he's open worry first at the Virgin
Award Center for the Performing Arts in Deltan, Alabama.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Tina, your fat lord, come get some half for tickets.
Speaker 11 (27:08):
Visit virg Award ArtCenter dot com or call eight hundred
five five five gosh.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
A yeah, say that's why I couldn't explain. Okay, now
I think we're ready for some wordy world. Yeah, come
on one eight hundred Big Show. You told free line.
We'll get a couple contestants and play next. Good morning,
(27:54):
there's a big show on the radio. We're going to
do your Thursday Today's feature track from the Big Show.
Bent box Dear Dogs, he words, dear Dogs. Then the
bed bugs at the Big Show dot com. You click
out the own air contest but you can't get the
we'll call you listen.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Everybody's head about the bad.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
I'm like, don't worthy word, don't worthy.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Lets me the contestants. We got Sambo from Thomaston, Georgia.
Goome morning, Sambo, Buddy, Welcome. Then we got Robert from Naota, Tennessee.
You Goome morning, Robert Marning, John Man, Hey body what okay? Good? Yeah,
(28:36):
you're on Taylor's team. Taylor and Robert, right, John Boy
and Sambo. That's right, all right boys, Let's see what
we can do here. Robert, you relax, Sambo. Let's put
some points.
Speaker 6 (28:51):
On the board.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Are you ready? Yes, her, okay, here we go. All right,
start the clock. Now, boxers, before they throw a big punch,
they do this blank blank a quick hit. What boxing?
What do you call it? You blink with your blink
blank with your left hand and then do a right hook.
(29:14):
What are you boxing?
Speaker 8 (29:16):
Term?
Speaker 1 (29:17):
No, no, blank, A little a little bit hit hit
on boxing. You don't know. I'm sorry. I cannot get
my mind off boxing. There are other ways to go
about it, and I just couldn't do it. Sambo, It's
(29:38):
not your fault. It's me. All right. This zero on
the board. Robert and Tator. I got the feeling. Tator's
had time to think about this. It's just gonna have
a wonderful clue. Robert, are you ready?
Speaker 7 (29:51):
I am?
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Then go all right?
Speaker 5 (29:53):
What's that boxing punch?
Speaker 7 (29:55):
Damn?
Speaker 6 (29:56):
Yep?
Speaker 8 (29:56):
All right?
Speaker 5 (29:57):
The rhymes with it. This is what happens to a
sore It'll heal over and you'll have a what yep
rhymes with it. This was used to be a diet drink.
It's also what you call in the computer you have
little blanks, Yes, rhymes with it. The back of a
woman's arm, if it jiggles, she's got what rhymes with it? Yep,
(30:17):
rhymes with it. The gift of blank is talking gift
all right. If you're running a temperature.
Speaker 7 (30:24):
You have a what favor?
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Oh right, are you sure you don't want one more?
Speaker 5 (30:30):
Just I'm sorry, Robert, that was that was all me.
Speaker 6 (30:38):
I apologize.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
If you'd have got jabs, they we could win on
a rhyming run, you know so, so I take it back.
I do blame you. Okay, all right, Well let's see
what we can do here for round two. Okay, okay, okay, buddy,
all right, start the clock now. On a savings account,
they will pay you two percent what you collect. You
(31:07):
collect this on your money, you put it in the
bank and it gains this Yeah, you get like a
two percent would be a good return. That's that's what
on your money. Randy is losing blank. He's walking out.
He's walking out. He has lost blank in this game.
(31:29):
And I could tell you interest was that word. And
it doesn't matter because Robert has won.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
The game.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Six Oh on it, Sambo. You can try again anytime.
May I suggest beat the blondet Sambo. You have a
great day down in time somebody. Yeah, yeah, go ahead,
Bud and shout it out of out there. That explains
(32:07):
That explains a lot. He shouted out to the potheads said, okay,
all right, okay, he's running them tigers around. He'll turn
the butter. Hey, Robert, Robert, good work, buddy. You've got
your hard over copy of James autobiography. My man, we'll
(32:29):
get it to you over Tennessee. You played well, Thank you,
thank you.
Speaker 6 (32:41):
We're after analyzing.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Yeah, we like to doing the song after wordy words,
A good time for us to rethink.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
How could we have done it?
Speaker 1 (32:54):
All? Right, let's go on here. His big request time,
James Phillips out of Florence, South Carolina. Say as can
we hear on the Rayford's old raids? Sure can? Jay
will get it coming up next. Good Morning Bets shows
(33:31):
on the radio requesting bit time Jay Phillips out of Florence,
South Carolina. It's his request right now.
Speaker 14 (33:39):
There are a lot of reasons I like to eat
in the cafeteria, mainly because the food is laid out
copiously and usually inexpensively, and you don't need to be served,
and therefore no need to tip. And some of them,
of course, they will never fall all over you. Try
to make you feel guilty enough to tip, Try to
carry your tray when you're perfectly able to carry it yourself.
(34:00):
Then keep coming around to ask if you need anything else,
when everything you need is up there for all able
to walk to it. And of course, if you choose
not to spend an extra dollar on coffee or tea
and get water, they'll come by and fill the water
glass up a half a dozen times, even when it's
already nearly full. Cafeterias are great places for people who
eat alone. Usually there are enough seats in this spacious,
(34:22):
no nonsense rooms to find the place to yourself. Where
can you relax and read the paper and hope to
be left alone. Recently I was in such a place,
and the young woman, seeing that everything was all right,
had apparently heard my commentaries on being left alone, and
did indeed leave me alone. For that, I left her
dollar tip first time I suppose anyone has left a
(34:45):
tip for being totally neglected in an eating place, even
when the bills only what about five dollars? About that?
So says Robert d Raefer, John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Morning, Big Show's on the Radio. Today's feature track for
the Big Show vent Box. This is Oliver.
Speaker 7 (35:28):
You like it?
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Dear dogs are the keywords, and this is why it
is time for Oliver.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
Well, well, well did you know that over ninety percent
of Americans have pets. I'm particularly fond of dogs, and
with rare exception, pets are treasured members of the family,
and as with all families, sometimes, no matter how much
you love them, they need a not jerked in their tail.
(36:03):
You need to throw some grits and kibbles and bits
against the wall and lay down the lawn. So listen up, Fido.
This bit's for you, dear dogs. The dishes with the
paw prints are yours. They contain your food. The other
(36:24):
dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, putting
a pawprint in the middle of my mashed potatoes does
not stake your claim to my dinner. The stairway was
not designed by Nascar. Beating me to the bottom accomplishes
absolutely nothing, and tripping me doesn't help either.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Remember I fall faster than you can run.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
I can't buy anything bigger than a king size bed.
I'm sorry you have the ability to curl into a
ball when you sleep. I can't. Laying your tail out
straight on one end and sticking out your tongue on
the other I.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Interpret as sarcasm.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
For the last time, there is no secret exit from
the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
I promise.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
If by some miracle I beat you there and managed
to shut the door, it's not necessary to claw, wine,
try to turn the knob or burrow under the door.
I'll be out in a minute. For the love of God,
(37:56):
stop staring at me. I was talking to you, John boy.
Speaker 6 (38:05):
This wasn't the.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
Sometimes it's hard to tell if you're adoring me or
planning to kill me in my sleep. Oh and how
about blinking once in a while. You're creeping me out
when I go out to get something from the car
or go get the paper. You don't have to welcome
(38:31):
me with a chorus of anxious happy box you and
your damn short term memory. I've only been gone for
thirty seconds. Please get a clue. For the safety of
my family, please stop loving every other human being on
(38:52):
the planet. See one of the benefits of owning a
dog is protection. Home Invaders, serial killers, and terrorists are
not my friends, and nor should they be yours.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Remember kill, kill, not kiss. Kiss.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
And speaking of kisses, I'm flattered by your attention. Your
unconditional love is the best part of my day. But
you don't need the lick my face. First of all,
eat a damn altoids once in a while. Believe it
or not, all that butt licking makes your breathsteak.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
He has a shot.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
Not to mention the fact that those button germs on
your tongue are now on my face. I'm also not
crazy about you loving me up right after you've eaten
a rotten squirrel, a mouse, or some other animal's duty.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
It's a whole wild scene, man, and I want nothing
to do with See.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
That's one of the reasons I wanted you to learn
how to shake hands. Damn it, I sure wish I
knew how to say that in dog language.
Speaker 11 (40:27):
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