January 30, 2025 • 41 mins
Wednesday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, the Crocodile Stalker swoops in to offer aid to Randy’s chipmunk problems.. - Mario has some pretty sound logic as to why he doesn’t hunt.. - Ike Turner responds to a letter involving naming a baby.. - Murray dodges another call from Jimbo - er.. John Boy.. - Tater covers the What to Watch report.. - Carl Childers gives us his interpretation of the Three Little Pigs.. - and we’ll wrap up with the trailer for “Lipless in Seattle”…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Still another pass back for you lessen thirty minutes from
right now.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's a big sello. Let somebody better damn it than me,
tell you than me?
Speaker 3 (00:12):
All right time by be the Big Show that still
freaking him up?
Speaker 4 (00:15):
At you?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Who it's you, Marcel? What am I doing well When
I'm not hanging up on racing fat boy and trying
to cure beds of her terminal blondness? I'm listening to
my two favorite straight white Southern points, John Boy and
Billie on the Big Show. Oh, Marcel, just stop no,
I won't tell Randy you said.
Speaker 5 (00:34):
Hello, cocking do do. Let's get up mad.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
We are already in our home day portion of the
work week.
Speaker 6 (01:18):
Mi mi mi, oh.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
My paper is up day, crowd day, and they are
what we got going on this January the twenty ninth,
about to run out of the first month of twenty
twenty five National Corn Chip Day, the corn chip.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Of free t os.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Okay, wait a minute now, Fredo's is spelled like a
like a Mexican f r I O.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
T e s friotas.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
So that's where we get the word Fredo's for our Americans.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Night ding ding day.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yes, fully go it's long to recognize that, and they
kept on a secret.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Man.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
Did you think Freeto's men?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I just it was a cool little name. I've been
around all my life. Can you remember their mascot free
to Bandito? Do you remember the song?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Yeah, okay, now I got it.
Speaker 7 (02:19):
I am the Free Too Bandido. I love Frito's corn jips.
I love them, I do. I love Frito's gun jips.
I stealed them from you. Well that was racist.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
That's why I got cancer. I guess see.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
I just remember Freeo's Go with Lunch. That's the only
one I remember.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
We had a whole deal about the Free Too banddo Yeah, alright.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
At you being topical?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Yeah, say one more National Puzzle Day. All right, I've
got my mind around there for a long time.
Speaker 6 (02:54):
No, I cannot sit down and do a puzzle.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
I just can't.
Speaker 8 (02:57):
You mean, like a paper puzzle, jigsaw puzzle, duco.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I just I just can't do it.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Gets it?
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Still?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
It's actually pretty good for your brain.
Speaker 6 (03:07):
Maybe that's the problem.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
That's the problem.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
That's good for your brain is Outburst, our first contest
of the morning, because it gets you thinking. We give
you three days in history. You say, how will they
get the categories out of that date in history? Think
a long wake up and then you try to dial
the phone. So it's a lot of fun, and we're
getting ready to have it.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Okay, please, I am not from.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
We're awake.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Big Joe's on the radio. Good morning, Big Joe's on
the radio.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
The first World problems over here.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Only complain.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yeah, I got I cut my thumb there right next,
so I got to have.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
A band aid on it.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
And then you know one of those things where your
fingers on your hands and ever where it touches it.
Speaker 6 (03:53):
Well, I hope my fingers are off.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Anyway as well.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
You usually turn the pages that my left there, And
while the mics were off, he went, I can't turn
the page.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I have trouble all morning turn into pages.
Speaker 8 (04:08):
And see when someone says that out loud, you just
wonder what their solution they're looking for from.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
What do you want made it about it?
Speaker 8 (04:14):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Might I had to bar you finger hair? Well that's
all I got it to the right page.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Here's our three dates in history where we'll get our categories. Oh,
prize pack one of those happy Heard prize packs. Click
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eighteen eighty six, the first successful gasoline powered car, the
motor Wagon, built by Carl Frederick Binns, was patented Yep,
(04:41):
his wife, Stripper Mercedes.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
He named it after.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Nineteen twenty ninety seeing I Guide Dog Foundation is organized.
Yeah yeah, And then nineteen sixty three the first members
of Football's Hall of Fame were named in Canton, Ohio.
Jim Thorpe, Red Grange and George Hallis were named three,
the first three in there. How about that idea, Well,
there's our categories one, eight hundred big shows, she told
(05:09):
Free Line across America. Well told, I'm gonna have to
turn this page in a minute. Come on, we'll play
out Birds next. Good Wednesday Morning, Big Shows on the Radio.
(05:48):
Today's feature track from the Big Show bit Box Lipless
in Seattle all one of our favorite romantic comedies. Search
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Speaker 3 (06:04):
Utters. Let's play Outburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 9 (06:10):
John Boy Billy, we give good prizes from the Big
Prize being.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Let's go, he contested number one.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
This should really be a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
You're playing ups.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Have a urry up and guest time you love the
best time you love a big shots. Let's say had
a gym from Hangars Hound, Maryland.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
We have a shot.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Good morning, Jim, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Hey brdy, welcome. All right, Jim, come on in here.
We pulling for you, buddy. Let's get you through these
three categorys gets you had happy herd you ready to go?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Get there five seconds. We need three things that use
gas ready go, uh, car, truck and a lawnmower. Had
them on now, Jim.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Three jobs that dogs have ready go, let's see sing
high dog, emotional supporting animal and canine officer. Well lady,
then there was all right, And for the wind three
players in the football Hall of Fame.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Ready go.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Jim cor Terry Bradsall and Troy Aitman.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Well there you are all right, you know the red rains.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Jim will get the prize back up to Hangarstown for you, buddy.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Gratulations, Glad you won.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Bot them in the hour and top of your news.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
All right, glad jump early this morning you're gonna be
You got an episode of the crop our Stalker coming
up next. Good Wednesday morning, January and twenty ninth, You've
(08:40):
got the big show on radio.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Let's nut.
Speaker 10 (08:45):
Animal Channel presents the Crocodile Stalker traveling around the world
in search of exotic wildlife. Been annoying the crap out
of them now.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Dear Steve, thank you, love, and good day everyone. As
you know, I've really been through the mill as of late,
and the last team of surgeons that pieced me back
together suggested that I take on an assignment that, shall
we say, a little less strenuous. Well, believe me, I'm
not gonna argue with that, but less strenuous doesn't mean
less exciting. So today I'm in beautiful Charlotte, North Carolina,
(09:20):
working as an animal control officer for the day, and
I'm just arriving at my first call. This should be fun.
It would appeared that a cute little chipmunk has gotten
into one of the local residence homes and car find
his way out, so it's up to us to help him.
Good day, are you, mister brazl Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Take it easy.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Then they have him out of here in no time.
Where is he.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
All right?
Speaker 3 (09:53):
All right, just relax, I'll take care of it. Chipmunks
don't normally inspire such fear. They're an adorable little rodent
native to most of North America, and they're absolutely harmless.
But I remember, when dealing with any wild animal, it's
best to call an expert. That's why I'm here. All right,
where are your little fella? Oh? There he goes, cut
(10:16):
as a button.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
That should be a piece of cake.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Now, when handling any kind of wild animal, you should
always wear some sort of protective gloves. You never know
when you'll run across the rabbit animal. But I'm a professional,
so there's no where he's here. Here, let's move this couch.
There he is, he's all rolled up in a ball.
Poor little guy, he's scared and death. Come here, chipmunk.
(10:40):
I'm gonna let you outside so you can go scamper
and play with all your little friends. I got it.
Whoa got a fighter? What's this? Well? This isn't good.
He appears to be a tatphomy around the corners of
his mouth. A pretty good education. He might have rabs.
Now this is exactly the reason you should wear gloves.
(11:01):
The last thing you need is a boy from a
wild rabbit road like that. And he's hanging on too.
But I don't think he's broken the skin until just
now looks like I'm gonna need those shots. Now we'll
have to take him back to the lab. The only
way to be sure if he's rabbit is to cut
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his little head off and examine the brain blast he
got a while. I've gotta find it here. Let me
wrap this bloody finger with my hanking. There we go,
and I'll just get down on my hands and knees
and stalk it. I've brought along a pocket full of
treats to tempt him out of idy. Peanuts. Chipmunks love peanuts.
(11:42):
They use their razor sharp little chompers to split the
nut open and get the little treat inside. All right,
come here, little chipper, Old Uncle Steve wants to set
you free. Oh hold on, Oh, he's run up my
pant leke. He might smell the peanuts. Those are peanuts.
(12:04):
She's got a hold of my Collie Wobbles. My only chanced.
He used to stuff some peanuts down my pants and
hooked to distract him. Here you go, boy, he's turned
me loose and he's taking a peanut. Now he'll look
for a place to hide and eat his tree. Then
I'll get him. I've got to move fast. I guess
(12:26):
not fast enough.
Speaker 11 (12:28):
Oh crack.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
He took his peanut and ran into the nearest hiding place.
My bum Oh, I wish he'd found someplace else to hide.
I feel like Richard Gere. What am I gonna do?
It's not like removing a splinter. I'll have to keep
my cheeks pinched together. Try to get to the lamp
before he suffocates all panics and digs his way out.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Did you get him?
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Let's just say he's contained for the moment.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Oh thank god?
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Where is he? Billy? That's a little complicated. You think
you've got problems. Must get to the truck, almost home free.
I've got company, rocky this thousands of them. They must
smell the peanuts. I'm gonna get to the truck before
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i lose my little friend down there in this crowd.
I'll never be able to pick him ass. Get it
right after the peanuts. I better put those peanuts down
my pets. Oh, oh, that's bitter. I just hope they
don't go looking for their little friend.
Speaker 7 (13:41):
In there.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
It feels like they're having a party. Wait to get
that radio. I don't know how many more I could
take before I.
Speaker 10 (13:55):
Tune in again next week for another episode of the
Crocodiles Coff.
Speaker 12 (14:00):
What's a fellow gotta do to get a wet nap
around here?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Turn on the zoom in the Big show Room.
Speaker 9 (14:38):
And now deep thoughts with Zach the weed Guy's girlfriend
Mary Jane.
Speaker 6 (14:47):
What's okay?
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Turn around?
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Yeah, one's been cracking hacking man, y'all go well, me too,
Me too. I just been hanging thinking about stuff. Y'all
want to hear some of it?
Speaker 7 (15:03):
Yell too cool?
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Happy New Year, man year.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
My goal in twenty twenty five is to accomplish the
goals I set in twenty twenty four, y'all. I should
have done it in twenty twenty three, because I made
a promise in twenty twenty two which I made plan
to make that promise back in twenty twenty one. My
(15:34):
favorite exercise is a combination of a lunch and a crunch.
Speaker 6 (15:39):
It's called lunch.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Y'all, you need to be worried about hackers. I'm worried
about hackers. You know, hackers, man, what they need to do?
They need to step their game up and go delete
everyone's car loans and bad.
Speaker 6 (15:56):
Credit work for me, dude.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
Speaking of money, MANK should do a better job of
keeping their ATMs filled. Yesterday was the fifth one I've
been to that said insufficient fun.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
She gets out of the house.
Speaker 6 (16:19):
Did you hear that you attract what you fear?
Speaker 4 (16:27):
Right now, I'm afraid of forty two point six million dollars?
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Oh oh?
Speaker 6 (16:36):
I did it push up today?
Speaker 13 (16:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Well, actually I fell down, but I had to use
my arms to get up, so you.
Speaker 6 (16:43):
Know, close enough.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Do you think that, like in a thousand years archaeologists
will unearthed hann in beds and think that we fried people?
Is funny, dude, here's something uplifting when you think there's
no hope left. Just think about those little lobsters in
the tank at the restaurant on the Titanic.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
You're free, You're free?
Speaker 6 (17:17):
Is that too soon?
Speaker 4 (17:19):
You're okay with that?
Speaker 3 (17:21):
I get meet Sometimes.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
It's a darn shame. Nothing's built in the USA anymore.
I sound like my grandpa. Like my brand new TV
says built in antenna, And to be perfectly honest, like
I don't even know where that is.
Speaker 6 (17:49):
All right, here's a fun fact.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
As you know, that ninety seven percent of people are stupid.
Speaker 6 (17:59):
They gotta I'm in the other five percent.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
I'm so done being a people pleaser. You just stop it, Randy.
If everyone's okay with that, I'm just asking, I will stop. Okay,
my dudes do that one morning. Then I have a
batch of brownies.
Speaker 14 (18:20):
I need.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
A little known fact before the crowbar was invented, those
poor little birds. Just drink it home. That's it for now.
You like that one, Jack, I'll keep rocking and I'll
keep baking. I mean, I'll keep thinking later, dudes.
Speaker 9 (18:49):
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Speaker 1 (19:05):
Good morning, you got the big shoe on the radio.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
More chances for the wind coming up after your news
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stein La Black.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
When I'm not mooching some of that fine Jacques Danielle
Whiskey and I play the right fine gumbo off my
best friend Woodrow Boodro and that sassy sack of wife
and he's on Lizbeth. I'm listening to those tool wacky
Cajun John Boy and Philly right there on that there
Big show. Woe there's funny I Guary on Pete.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Good morning. There's a big show on the radio for
you Wednesday morning. I want to thank low Sold Tavern
for feeding the Big Show crew.
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Low Sold Tavern, best sports bar in low Soo.
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twenty ninth.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Happy birthday.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
You're sharing one with Oprah Winfrey. Would you call her
and tell her? Maybe she'd give you a card. She's
seventy one years old.
Speaker 8 (20:39):
You get a piece of cake, you get a pizza cake,
You don't get.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
A piece of cake.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
So she's still keeping old deadman on a lady air.
Speaker 8 (20:48):
You know, I haven't seen him in a while. Gail
King is around her all the time, but I don't know.
She was always in the background.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
So she never got married, just won't split that money.
Speaker 7 (21:00):
Was ill.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Gail King? Is that a girl?
Speaker 8 (21:04):
Yes, yeah, she's uh, she's one of the morning news programs.
Speaker 6 (21:09):
I can tell you what over and yeah it's a
media as well.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Well.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Look, Tom selick is having a birthday. I like Tom
Selick man. He is eighty years old.
Speaker 6 (21:19):
Aged well too. That is always been handsome.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
I was just watching Quickly down Under. Yeah wow, yeah, yeah,
that's a good one, all right man. And let's say
actress Sarah Gilbert. She looks name looks familiar.
Speaker 8 (21:33):
She was on Roseanne. She was the middle daughter on
Roseanne and later went onto one of the lady.
Speaker 6 (21:39):
Talk shows, all women talk shows to talk. Maybe I
think it was called.
Speaker 8 (21:47):
She played a girlfriend once on Big Bang Theory to
Leonard Big Bang, Big Bang Theory.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
I was just looking at another birthday list.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
No, that's about the motion.
Speaker 8 (21:58):
Is because her sister was on a Little House on
the Prairie Melissa maybe that was it.
Speaker 6 (22:03):
Melissa Gilbert's her sister.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
She's very popular, good well good well so of course,
mainly happy birthday to you whenever you're having one, good.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Big shows on the radio coming up.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Hey, right there, Iman Mario, Mario don't feel good, but
he's feeling pretty good right now, couse, but he does
not hunt hang on, is gonna tell us all about it?
Speaker 6 (22:25):
Please?
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dot com. All right, hey, Mario, you wanna tell them
why why you don't hunt?
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Why you don't fish?
Speaker 4 (23:08):
Why?
Speaker 3 (23:08):
I figure out?
Speaker 13 (23:09):
You know, it's like as long as the grocery store
is open, I ain't ain't you know, I ain't gonna hunt.
Now when when the grocery clothing going close down, I'll
go to hunt and you can't get a fish sandwich
at a cap'n D's.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Then I go fishing. Where do you think Captain des gets?
Speaker 13 (23:28):
I don't care right getting back, I ain't for you know.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
The path of Lee's resistance.
Speaker 13 (23:40):
Yeah, I just don't get out and like I'm gonna
kill something and chase you. The mom handing the woods
and cold, miserable feet, hurt and can't catch my breath.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
Hunt.
Speaker 9 (23:50):
You're just gonna leave it to the professionals until you're
forced to.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
You know, No, that's so far to hunting season. I
remember y'all remember listening in the summer, we went through
the fish in season when Mario had a little problem
in that in the pond.
Speaker 13 (24:04):
Yeah, I get trying to sound a deep scene, man,
and I'll give it to his not falling off the
duhah into the ocean. I'm telling you, salt water is
my game.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Bigger boats, right.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
That little John bow?
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Well, you know, so you know you need to enter
the front or the back when you inner sideways with
you know they're gonna go one way and your legs.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Gonna go the.
Speaker 6 (24:37):
I need to be right swift food.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
I can't pick up.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Lamb now like you do.
Speaker 9 (24:44):
Now we're still talking about the boat thing, right, Okay.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
I used to be right swift foot. I had video
Marrio going into that pond.
Speaker 13 (25:03):
Oh man, oh, I said during the last nine and
a half that until it was funny mud up to
my neck about two feet of water, exactly like it's
gonna drown.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Well, I don't tee way, I stay up. I couldn't.
Speaker 13 (25:22):
I couldn't went down there. First, I met the first
person drowning and putting hands.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
I'm standing on the bike and he was like reaching
for me hands and I backed up. He went down again.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Yeah, like he gonna give me a lot of help.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Yeah, you were going down and putting half of water.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
My mud down.
Speaker 6 (25:47):
I can't.
Speaker 13 (25:47):
I couldn't pick him up and pick him up and
put him down.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
That show, Now, that was a bad time.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
The first time he went out getting out of the boat,
he had him as that mud was just like up
over his wrists and hands and angles.
Speaker 13 (26:00):
The second time I went down, I went down to
the next.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
So so fishing is out, as the grocery stores open,
mean cleaner though I'm keeping the whole fires bar. He
does some good chores, of course, you know. I know
I pick on him a lot. That was being John
(26:28):
Boy's best friend.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
Wonderful.
Speaker 13 (26:35):
How much time you got, I'll tell you what you
see A lot of things your not have to see.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
Friends want to know.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
It's a lot.
Speaker 13 (26:48):
There's a lot of people with problems in this world,
but I got more than most.
Speaker 9 (26:54):
He talks about it the way your grandpa is talking
about D Day.
Speaker 13 (27:00):
I talked on.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Appreciation. How about.
Speaker 13 (27:10):
Hey, I'm ain't ben as little fast. I mean, plause
is fine. Let's bring out the money.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
You know y'all couldn't push in everyone.
Speaker 13 (27:19):
You're doing it this way, Hey, big.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Man, If I was mistaken, I clever.
Speaker 6 (27:28):
I believe me my people, My people is in there.
Speaker 13 (27:31):
Somewhere we go.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
We don't need using well, get.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
In real life.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
That little dark color going.
Speaker 13 (27:41):
I catch you, te baby, I see you.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
We'll get to the Merry O song coming up in
about an hour. I hope you can hang around. If not,
we got the podcast I did review yesterday's John Boy Jeopardy,
were saying coincidence. Indiana's range is the number one most
dangerous state in America for tornadoes, and they're also number
one for sales of these.
Speaker 6 (28:09):
What are mobile homes as?
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Just don't go together?
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Mobile homes and tornadoes? Today's John Boy Jeopardy. According to
medical records, about ten times more people are bitten by
one of these in New York City than there are
shark bite victims worldwide.
Speaker 6 (28:29):
What are bad decisions?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Welcome back and bite you? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:34):
What y'all got one? Eight hundred big show? You told
freelin across America? We go, do we get a winter
we play John Boy Jeopardy next, Good Wynesday morning. It's
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January to twenty nine, Tomday twenty five, last tom Day
in the month of January.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
How about that?
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Our feature track from The.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Big Show Big Box is Lifless in Seattle social keyword
Seattle at the Big Box, at the Big Show dot
Com there right now, let's play Yes live across America.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
It's John Boy, Jepardy and now your host.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
He was once bitten by something in a radioactive TV dinner.
Not sure what it was, but that's how he ended
up with supper powers. He's John Boy. Let's say, hey,
the Jake out of Sylvester Georgia.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Good morning, Jake, Good morning. How are you so far today?
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Butter Rue, I'm doing all right? Glad. All the spoons.
Speaker 7 (30:08):
All right?
Speaker 1 (30:09):
I know we wouldn't used that was Jake.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Well, buddy, you got the first shot at John Boy
Jeopardy this morning. So put yourself in New York City
and think about these medical records. About ten times more
people are bitten by one of these in New York
City than there are shark bite victims worldwide. No, it's
not a human a human, is it a human. Yes,
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ten times more people than.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Well.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Jake, that you have it up there, buddy, you got
you a bird tea kind of peanuts priced back, heading down,
Sylvester for you.
Speaker 13 (30:54):
Okay, thank you, Tom Boys.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Welcome.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Now body right we jump out and catch you a phone.
You're near right on the other side. Our time caps
over is January twenty nine, on day laugh coming up here.
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This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Good morning, the Big Shows all already.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Thanks old poor John for sending in some famous marketing
screw ups. Heard some of these, but some of them
are new to me. See see if you heard these,
Hey Pillars, boy screw up acknowledging Jeff Pillars.
Speaker 9 (32:10):
That's Adam number one movie guys.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
Oh now movie boys in town.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Go okay, I'm gonna act like I know what I'm doing.
Good morning, I'm broadcasting. Okay, hey, listen to this now,
listen to it all right. Cores put its slogan turn
it loose into Spanish, where it was read as suffer
from diarrhea.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
That that's not too good.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Scandinavian vacuum manufacture electro Lucks used the following in an
American campaign nothing sucks like an electro lux catch, Claire
All introduced the mist stick a curling iron into Germany,
only to find out that mist is slang for manure.
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Not too many people had used for the manure stick
like that. When Gerber started selling baby food in Africa,
they used the same packaging as in the US, with
a beautiful Caucasian baby on the label.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
We all know the Gerber baby.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Later they learned that in Africa, companies routinely put pictures
on the label of what's inside, since most people can't read.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
That's why baby oil.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Coldgate introduced a toothpaste in France called Q, the name
of a notorious porno magazine. An American T shirt maker
in Miami printed shirts for the Spanish market which promoted
the Pope's visit. Instead of I saw the Pope El Papa,
the shirts read I saw the potato.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
La Papa saw the potato.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
I tell you them guys on the beach were augmented.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Pepsi's PEPSI slogan come alive with a Pepsi generation, translated
into Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
In Chinese Frank.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Produced chicken slogan it takes a strong man to make
a tender chicken.
Speaker 14 (34:09):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
It was translated into Spanish as it takes an aroused
man to make a chicken affectionate.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
That all about.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
The Coca Cola name, and China was first read as
kyo kila, meaning bite the wax tadpole or be translated
female horse stuffed with wax. Coke then researched forty thousand
characters to find a phonetic equivalent co khali. It translated
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into happiness in the mouth. All right, So that was
a lot better than what they had. And finally, when
Parker Penn marketed a ballpoint pen in Mexico, its ads
were supposed to have read it won't leak in your
pocket and embarrass you. Instead of the company thought the
word embarizar to impregnate meant to embarrass, so the ad
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read it won't leack in your pocket and make you pregnant.
John Boy and Billy, Oh Wow, Wow, Wow morning radio
dumb right, good morning. That's a big show on the radio.
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And here we go. It's time to excite yo.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
What's up?
Speaker 7 (35:56):
Come on?
Speaker 3 (35:57):
Let run the pocket? Lot I got I got Patrick
in training for the All intern Boxing Championship. Who wants up?
Speaker 8 (36:07):
Yo?
Speaker 3 (36:07):
What's up? Welcome to EXE Height for all the far
ward one you need for all ya what you call
Afro intramural relationships?
Speaker 8 (36:17):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (36:18):
Dig this? I my fiance and I recently found out
that I am pregnant. His last name is Jones, and
he wants to name the baby Indiana into Anna Jones.
And she wrote that down he dead Syria. Although I
find it funny, I also think it would be cruel
and unusual punishment for the poor child. Please help me.
(36:39):
What do you think? Rosie Schmidt, Jefferson, Tennessee. Dear Rosie Schmidt.
If it were up to me, I name him Love Jones.
But uh, ain't no sense in me naming everybody? What
do I think? I think crack smoking by Pants is
way up in the world. Let me preach on it
into Anna Jones. Uh huhm, White people. That movie been
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out for almost thirty years. They act like they're the
first one to think of it. Oh, they think they're
doing his boy favor about giving him a name of
some sort of action adventuating hero. But what if he
don't amount to nothing? Oh? Is your son Anyana Jones
like the movie No He Anyanna Jones, like the forty
year old couch potatoes still living at home. That that
that Now, we're not talking about nicknames here like Yoga
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or Spackett or t Bone or Gammy or astro turn.
There's names your crew give you. We talking about the
name on your birthen and certificate, your driving and license,
your social scrutiny number. And you got nothing to say
about it for you ever get the chance to scru
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up your life up by yourself. Oh, Mom and dad
gotta get that hand in there and get creative. Allow
me to elucidate. Listen to this, this real, y'all. It's
hard to believe they figured out how to have kid
Loan come up with a name false Arizona Rickets sounds
like what you get from meeting too much Arizona. Bob
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cat Ruckus sounds like what you give me too much, Bobcat.
Miss belch m de loon. Who could ask her to
the pron man, it's billy name of these kids? Oh yeah,
and chrysanthemum turn up seed jackpot. Those is my people,
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speaking of my people. Ain't no boy the script A
kid named like a brother or sister used to be
rufus or cleve islands. About it as off the hook
as we get there. Roofs came along. Nine months later.
There's about six million Kunta Kent's born there. We discovered
ear Islam and everybody was named Mohammed somebody. Then we
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got borth with that and we started the real verblation
free for all. Like since I know, got a pair
of twins named Lamarngelo and a rongelo. Ooh, that's sound exacting.
Don't until you read it, orange jello and lemon jello.
Till they do open up the cupboard, they might have
ended up with saltine and ritz or a little chunky
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sirloin burger and clam chowder. Hey go call extra crunchy
Jiff and Peter pan and for dinner. Man, I know
whole family named that kid Mercedes Ferrari a partia.
Speaker 14 (39:21):
I guess they.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
Couldn't spend lamborda, a giguinea or whatever. Why should just
throw the damn dicks there in the blunder rader. Hey,
how's it going there? Nimrod k funk? What time you
got there? Viperella pink staff, I'm putting you in the
game God Jello, Gorrella, pimp Hunter. You're going to be
replacing Ducks and Boogoloo Coleman. These all real names. Y'all
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ain't making these, And it's like that all over the world.
In Russia you got the on what's his name? Ball's
frozen off over there. In Germany you got that fellow horse.
Radish China they got who flung dung in one fat hoe.
That's a hell of a wedding. Na's England's got I
have a biggin No. One of the Iraqis says cracky
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with names like Who's been fourteen and hal Sheep, Madrawers
kind of make Seymour Butts, jock strap, eating beans, Vona
tinkle dew, Wayne Pipe, and carrot top sound normal.
Speaker 7 (40:16):
Don't it?
Speaker 3 (40:17):
All I can say at Rosy schmid Is you could
do a whole lot wester than into Anna Jones. Just
be thankful your parents had the decens and nothing name
you dumb, then you'd have really had a reason to
introduce old Jim Shoes to mister Hugh Jazz. This is
peace out, ef.
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You want to ax hike, mail to axe Hike, Big Show,
peel box one nine one one one Charlotte didn't see
two eight two one nine. Email anybody but me at
the Big Show dot com. Jim Shoes, good morning. You
got the Big Show on the radio. More chances you
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to man coming up after your news weathers parts.
Speaker 11 (41:02):
I stand on the hill, but not for a thrill,
for the breath of a fresh keell. And never mind
the man who contemplates doing away with license plates. He
stands alone anyhow, baking the cookies of discontent by the
heat of the launderman bent leaving his soul. And then
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like in portraygo dot dot dot, you know, kind of
host set.
Speaker 14 (41:31):
Up leaving his soul, parting the waters of the Medulla.
Oblong God with John Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 3 (41:43):
You like that one, John Boy,
Still another pass back for you lessen thirty minutes from
right now.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's a big sello. Let somebody better damn it than me,
tell you than me?
Speaker 3 (00:12):
All right time by be the Big Show that still
freaking him up?
Speaker 4 (00:15):
At you?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Who it's you, Marcel? What am I doing well When
I'm not hanging up on racing fat boy and trying
to cure beds of her terminal blondness? I'm listening to
my two favorite straight white Southern points, John Boy and
Billie on the Big Show. Oh, Marcel, just stop no,
I won't tell Randy you said.
Speaker 5 (00:34):
Hello, cocking do do. Let's get up mad.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
We are already in our home day portion of the
work week.
Speaker 6 (01:18):
Mi mi mi, oh.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
My paper is up day, crowd day, and they are
what we got going on this January the twenty ninth,
about to run out of the first month of twenty
twenty five National Corn Chip Day, the corn chip.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Of free t os.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Okay, wait a minute now, Fredo's is spelled like a
like a Mexican f r I O.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
T e s friotas.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
So that's where we get the word Fredo's for our Americans.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Night ding ding day.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yes, fully go it's long to recognize that, and they
kept on a secret.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Man.
Speaker 6 (02:02):
Did you think Freeto's men?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I just it was a cool little name. I've been
around all my life. Can you remember their mascot free
to Bandito? Do you remember the song?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Yeah, okay, now I got it.
Speaker 7 (02:19):
I am the Free Too Bandido. I love Frito's corn jips.
I love them, I do. I love Frito's gun jips.
I stealed them from you. Well that was racist.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
That's why I got cancer. I guess see.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
I just remember Freeo's Go with Lunch. That's the only
one I remember.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
We had a whole deal about the Free Too banddo Yeah, alright.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
At you being topical?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Yeah, say one more National Puzzle Day. All right, I've
got my mind around there for a long time.
Speaker 6 (02:54):
No, I cannot sit down and do a puzzle.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
I just can't.
Speaker 8 (02:57):
You mean, like a paper puzzle, jigsaw puzzle, duco.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I just I just can't do it.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Gets it?
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Still?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
It's actually pretty good for your brain.
Speaker 6 (03:07):
Maybe that's the problem.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
That's the problem.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
That's good for your brain is Outburst, our first contest
of the morning, because it gets you thinking. We give
you three days in history. You say, how will they
get the categories out of that date in history? Think
a long wake up and then you try to dial
the phone. So it's a lot of fun, and we're
getting ready to have it.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Okay, please, I am not from.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
We're awake.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Big Joe's on the radio. Good morning, Big Joe's on
the radio.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
The first World problems over here.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Only complain.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yeah, I got I cut my thumb there right next,
so I got to have.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
A band aid on it.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
And then you know one of those things where your
fingers on your hands and ever where it touches it.
Speaker 6 (03:53):
Well, I hope my fingers are off.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Anyway as well.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
You usually turn the pages that my left there, And
while the mics were off, he went, I can't turn
the page.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I have trouble all morning turn into pages.
Speaker 8 (04:08):
And see when someone says that out loud, you just
wonder what their solution they're looking for from.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
What do you want made it about it?
Speaker 8 (04:14):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Might I had to bar you finger hair? Well that's
all I got it to the right page.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Here's our three dates in history where we'll get our categories. Oh,
prize pack one of those happy Heard prize packs. Click
on the banner at the Big Show dot Com. Okay,
eighteen eighty six, the first successful gasoline powered car, the
motor Wagon, built by Carl Frederick Binns, was patented Yep,
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his wife, Stripper Mercedes.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
He named it after.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Nineteen twenty ninety seeing I Guide Dog Foundation is organized.
Yeah yeah, And then nineteen sixty three the first members
of Football's Hall of Fame were named in Canton, Ohio.
Jim Thorpe, Red Grange and George Hallis were named three,
the first three in there. How about that idea, Well,
there's our categories one, eight hundred big shows, she told
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Free Line across America. Well told, I'm gonna have to
turn this page in a minute. Come on, we'll play
out Birds next. Good Wednesday Morning, Big Shows on the Radio.
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Today's feature track from the Big Show bit Box Lipless
in Seattle all one of our favorite romantic comedies. Search
for keywords Seattle in the Big Box at the Big
dot Com. Me right up, Let's get the win.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Utters. Let's play Outburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 9 (06:10):
John Boy Billy, we give good prizes from the Big
Prize being.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Let's go, he contested number one.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
This should really be a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
You're playing ups.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Have a urry up and guest time you love the
best time you love a big shots. Let's say had
a gym from Hangars Hound, Maryland.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
We have a shot.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Good morning, Jim, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Hey brdy, welcome. All right, Jim, come on in here.
We pulling for you, buddy. Let's get you through these
three categorys gets you had happy herd you ready to go?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Get there five seconds. We need three things that use
gas ready go, uh, car, truck and a lawnmower. Had
them on now, Jim.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Three jobs that dogs have ready go, let's see sing
high dog, emotional supporting animal and canine officer. Well lady,
then there was all right, And for the wind three
players in the football Hall of Fame.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Ready go.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Jim cor Terry Bradsall and Troy Aitman.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Well there you are all right, you know the red rains.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Jim will get the prize back up to Hangarstown for you, buddy.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Gratulations, Glad you won.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Bot them in the hour and top of your news.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
All right, glad jump early this morning you're gonna be
You got an episode of the crop our Stalker coming
up next. Good Wednesday morning, January and twenty ninth, You've
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got the big show on radio.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Let's nut.
Speaker 10 (08:45):
Animal Channel presents the Crocodile Stalker traveling around the world
in search of exotic wildlife. Been annoying the crap out
of them now.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Dear Steve, thank you, love, and good day everyone. As
you know, I've really been through the mill as of late,
and the last team of surgeons that pieced me back
together suggested that I take on an assignment that, shall
we say, a little less strenuous. Well, believe me, I'm
not gonna argue with that, but less strenuous doesn't mean
less exciting. So today I'm in beautiful Charlotte, North Carolina,
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working as an animal control officer for the day, and
I'm just arriving at my first call. This should be fun.
It would appeared that a cute little chipmunk has gotten
into one of the local residence homes and car find
his way out, so it's up to us to help him.
Good day, are you, mister brazl Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Take it easy.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Then they have him out of here in no time.
Where is he.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
All right?
Speaker 3 (09:53):
All right, just relax, I'll take care of it. Chipmunks
don't normally inspire such fear. They're an adorable little rodent
native to most of North America, and they're absolutely harmless.
But I remember, when dealing with any wild animal, it's
best to call an expert. That's why I'm here. All right,
where are your little fella? Oh? There he goes, cut
(10:16):
as a button.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
That should be a piece of cake.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Now, when handling any kind of wild animal, you should
always wear some sort of protective gloves. You never know
when you'll run across the rabbit animal. But I'm a professional,
so there's no where he's here. Here, let's move this couch.
There he is, he's all rolled up in a ball.
Poor little guy, he's scared and death. Come here, chipmunk.
(10:40):
I'm gonna let you outside so you can go scamper
and play with all your little friends. I got it.
Whoa got a fighter? What's this? Well? This isn't good.
He appears to be a tatphomy around the corners of
his mouth. A pretty good education. He might have rabs.
Now this is exactly the reason you should wear gloves.
(11:01):
The last thing you need is a boy from a
wild rabbit road like that. And he's hanging on too.
But I don't think he's broken the skin until just
now looks like I'm gonna need those shots. Now we'll
have to take him back to the lab. The only
way to be sure if he's rabbit is to cut
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his little head off and examine the brain blast he
got a while. I've gotta find it here. Let me
wrap this bloody finger with my hanking. There we go,
and I'll just get down on my hands and knees
and stalk it. I've brought along a pocket full of
treats to tempt him out of idy. Peanuts. Chipmunks love peanuts.
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They use their razor sharp little chompers to split the
nut open and get the little treat inside. All right,
come here, little chipper, Old Uncle Steve wants to set
you free. Oh hold on, Oh, he's run up my
pant leke. He might smell the peanuts. Those are peanuts.
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She's got a hold of my Collie Wobbles. My only chanced.
He used to stuff some peanuts down my pants and
hooked to distract him. Here you go, boy, he's turned
me loose and he's taking a peanut. Now he'll look
for a place to hide and eat his tree. Then
I'll get him. I've got to move fast. I guess
(12:26):
not fast enough.
Speaker 11 (12:28):
Oh crack.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
He took his peanut and ran into the nearest hiding place.
My bum Oh, I wish he'd found someplace else to hide.
I feel like Richard Gere. What am I gonna do?
It's not like removing a splinter. I'll have to keep
my cheeks pinched together. Try to get to the lamp
before he suffocates all panics and digs his way out.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Did you get him?
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Let's just say he's contained for the moment.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Oh thank god?
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Where is he? Billy? That's a little complicated. You think
you've got problems. Must get to the truck, almost home free.
I've got company, rocky this thousands of them. They must
smell the peanuts. I'm gonna get to the truck before
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i lose my little friend down there in this crowd.
I'll never be able to pick him ass. Get it
right after the peanuts. I better put those peanuts down
my pets. Oh, oh, that's bitter. I just hope they
don't go looking for their little friend.
Speaker 7 (13:41):
In there.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
It feels like they're having a party. Wait to get
that radio. I don't know how many more I could
take before I.
Speaker 10 (13:55):
Tune in again next week for another episode of the
Crocodiles Coff.
Speaker 12 (14:00):
What's a fellow gotta do to get a wet nap
around here?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Turn on the zoom in the Big show Room.
Speaker 9 (14:38):
And now deep thoughts with Zach the weed Guy's girlfriend
Mary Jane.
Speaker 6 (14:47):
What's okay?
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Turn around?
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Yeah, one's been cracking hacking man, y'all go well, me too,
Me too. I just been hanging thinking about stuff. Y'all
want to hear some of it?
Speaker 7 (15:03):
Yell too cool?
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Happy New Year, man year.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
My goal in twenty twenty five is to accomplish the
goals I set in twenty twenty four, y'all. I should
have done it in twenty twenty three, because I made
a promise in twenty twenty two which I made plan
to make that promise back in twenty twenty one. My
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favorite exercise is a combination of a lunch and a crunch.
Speaker 6 (15:39):
It's called lunch.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Y'all, you need to be worried about hackers. I'm worried
about hackers. You know, hackers, man, what they need to do?
They need to step their game up and go delete
everyone's car loans and bad.
Speaker 6 (15:56):
Credit work for me, dude.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
Speaking of money, MANK should do a better job of
keeping their ATMs filled. Yesterday was the fifth one I've
been to that said insufficient fun.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
She gets out of the house.
Speaker 6 (16:19):
Did you hear that you attract what you fear?
Speaker 4 (16:27):
Right now, I'm afraid of forty two point six million dollars?
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Oh oh?
Speaker 6 (16:36):
I did it push up today?
Speaker 13 (16:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Well, actually I fell down, but I had to use
my arms to get up, so you.
Speaker 6 (16:43):
Know, close enough.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Do you think that, like in a thousand years archaeologists
will unearthed hann in beds and think that we fried people?
Is funny, dude, here's something uplifting when you think there's
no hope left. Just think about those little lobsters in
the tank at the restaurant on the Titanic.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
You're free, You're free?
Speaker 6 (17:17):
Is that too soon?
Speaker 4 (17:19):
You're okay with that?
Speaker 3 (17:21):
I get meet Sometimes.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
It's a darn shame. Nothing's built in the USA anymore.
I sound like my grandpa. Like my brand new TV
says built in antenna, And to be perfectly honest, like
I don't even know where that is.
Speaker 6 (17:49):
All right, here's a fun fact.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
As you know, that ninety seven percent of people are stupid.
Speaker 6 (17:59):
They gotta I'm in the other five percent.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
I'm so done being a people pleaser. You just stop it, Randy.
If everyone's okay with that, I'm just asking, I will stop. Okay,
my dudes do that one morning. Then I have a
batch of brownies.
Speaker 14 (18:20):
I need.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
A little known fact before the crowbar was invented, those
poor little birds. Just drink it home. That's it for now.
You like that one, Jack, I'll keep rocking and I'll
keep baking. I mean, I'll keep thinking later, dudes.
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When I'm not mooching some of that fine Jacques Danielle
Whiskey and I play the right fine gumbo off my
best friend Woodrow Boodro and that sassy sack of wife
and he's on Lizbeth. I'm listening to those tool wacky
Cajun John Boy and Philly right there on that there
Big show. Woe there's funny I Guary on Pete.
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twenty ninth.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Happy birthday.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
You're sharing one with Oprah Winfrey. Would you call her
and tell her? Maybe she'd give you a card. She's
seventy one years old.
Speaker 8 (20:39):
You get a piece of cake, you get a pizza cake,
You don't get.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
A piece of cake.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
So she's still keeping old deadman on a lady air.
Speaker 8 (20:48):
You know, I haven't seen him in a while. Gail
King is around her all the time, but I don't know.
She was always in the background.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
So she never got married, just won't split that money.
Speaker 7 (21:00):
Was ill.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Gail King? Is that a girl?
Speaker 8 (21:04):
Yes, yeah, she's uh, she's one of the morning news programs.
Speaker 6 (21:09):
I can tell you what over and yeah it's a
media as well.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Well.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Look, Tom selick is having a birthday. I like Tom
Selick man. He is eighty years old.
Speaker 6 (21:19):
Aged well too. That is always been handsome.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
I was just watching Quickly down Under. Yeah wow, yeah, yeah,
that's a good one, all right man. And let's say
actress Sarah Gilbert. She looks name looks familiar.
Speaker 8 (21:33):
She was on Roseanne. She was the middle daughter on
Roseanne and later went onto one of the lady.
Speaker 6 (21:39):
Talk shows, all women talk shows to talk. Maybe I
think it was called.
Speaker 8 (21:47):
She played a girlfriend once on Big Bang Theory to
Leonard Big Bang, Big Bang Theory.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
I was just looking at another birthday list.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
No, that's about the motion.
Speaker 8 (21:58):
Is because her sister was on a Little House on
the Prairie Melissa maybe that was it.
Speaker 6 (22:03):
Melissa Gilbert's her sister.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
She's very popular, good well good well so of course,
mainly happy birthday to you whenever you're having one, good.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Big shows on the radio coming up.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Hey, right there, Iman Mario, Mario don't feel good, but
he's feeling pretty good right now, couse, but he does
not hunt hang on, is gonna tell us all about it?
Speaker 6 (22:25):
Please?
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why why you don't hunt?
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Why you don't fish?
Speaker 4 (23:08):
Why?
Speaker 3 (23:08):
I figure out?
Speaker 13 (23:09):
You know, it's like as long as the grocery store
is open, I ain't ain't you know, I ain't gonna hunt.
Now when when the grocery clothing going close down, I'll
go to hunt and you can't get a fish sandwich
at a cap'n D's.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Then I go fishing. Where do you think Captain des gets?
Speaker 13 (23:28):
I don't care right getting back, I ain't for you know.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
The path of Lee's resistance.
Speaker 13 (23:40):
Yeah, I just don't get out and like I'm gonna
kill something and chase you. The mom handing the woods
and cold, miserable feet, hurt and can't catch my breath.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
Hunt.
Speaker 9 (23:50):
You're just gonna leave it to the professionals until you're
forced to.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
You know, No, that's so far to hunting season. I
remember y'all remember listening in the summer, we went through
the fish in season when Mario had a little problem
in that in the pond.
Speaker 13 (24:04):
Yeah, I get trying to sound a deep scene, man,
and I'll give it to his not falling off the
duhah into the ocean. I'm telling you, salt water is
my game.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Bigger boats, right.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
That little John bow?
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Well, you know, so you know you need to enter
the front or the back when you inner sideways with
you know they're gonna go one way and your legs.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Gonna go the.
Speaker 6 (24:37):
I need to be right swift food.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
I can't pick up.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Lamb now like you do.
Speaker 9 (24:44):
Now we're still talking about the boat thing, right, Okay.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
I used to be right swift foot. I had video
Marrio going into that pond.
Speaker 13 (25:03):
Oh man, oh, I said during the last nine and
a half that until it was funny mud up to
my neck about two feet of water, exactly like it's
gonna drown.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Well, I don't tee way, I stay up. I couldn't.
Speaker 13 (25:22):
I couldn't went down there. First, I met the first
person drowning and putting hands.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
I'm standing on the bike and he was like reaching
for me hands and I backed up. He went down again.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Yeah, like he gonna give me a lot of help.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Yeah, you were going down and putting half of water.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
My mud down.
Speaker 6 (25:47):
I can't.
Speaker 13 (25:47):
I couldn't pick him up and pick him up and
put him down.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
That show, Now, that was a bad time.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
The first time he went out getting out of the boat,
he had him as that mud was just like up
over his wrists and hands and angles.
Speaker 13 (26:00):
The second time I went down, I went down to
the next.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
So so fishing is out, as the grocery stores open,
mean cleaner though I'm keeping the whole fires bar. He
does some good chores, of course, you know. I know
I pick on him a lot. That was being John
(26:28):
Boy's best friend.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
Wonderful.
Speaker 13 (26:35):
How much time you got, I'll tell you what you
see A lot of things your not have to see.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
Friends want to know.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
It's a lot.
Speaker 13 (26:48):
There's a lot of people with problems in this world,
but I got more than most.
Speaker 9 (26:54):
He talks about it the way your grandpa is talking
about D Day.
Speaker 13 (27:00):
I talked on.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Appreciation. How about.
Speaker 13 (27:10):
Hey, I'm ain't ben as little fast. I mean, plause
is fine. Let's bring out the money.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
You know y'all couldn't push in everyone.
Speaker 13 (27:19):
You're doing it this way, Hey, big.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Man, If I was mistaken, I clever.
Speaker 6 (27:28):
I believe me my people, My people is in there.
Speaker 13 (27:31):
Somewhere we go.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
We don't need using well, get.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
In real life.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
That little dark color going.
Speaker 13 (27:41):
I catch you, te baby, I see you.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
We'll get to the Merry O song coming up in
about an hour. I hope you can hang around. If not,
we got the podcast I did review yesterday's John Boy Jeopardy,
were saying coincidence. Indiana's range is the number one most
dangerous state in America for tornadoes, and they're also number
one for sales of these.
Speaker 6 (28:09):
What are mobile homes as?
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Just don't go together?
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Mobile homes and tornadoes? Today's John Boy Jeopardy. According to
medical records, about ten times more people are bitten by
one of these in New York City than there are
shark bite victims worldwide.
Speaker 6 (28:29):
What are bad decisions?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Welcome back and bite you? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:34):
What y'all got one? Eight hundred big show? You told
freelin across America? We go, do we get a winter
we play John Boy Jeopardy next, Good Wynesday morning. It's
(29:09):
January to twenty nine, Tomday twenty five, last tom Day
in the month of January.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
How about that?
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Our feature track from The.
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Speaker 1 (29:32):
It's John Boy, Jepardy and now your host.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
He was once bitten by something in a radioactive TV dinner.
Not sure what it was, but that's how he ended
up with supper powers. He's John Boy. Let's say, hey,
the Jake out of Sylvester Georgia.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Good morning, Jake, Good morning. How are you so far today?
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Butter Rue, I'm doing all right? Glad. All the spoons.
Speaker 7 (30:08):
All right?
Speaker 1 (30:09):
I know we wouldn't used that was Jake.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Well, buddy, you got the first shot at John Boy
Jeopardy this morning. So put yourself in New York City
and think about these medical records. About ten times more
people are bitten by one of these in New York
City than there are shark bite victims worldwide. No, it's
not a human a human, is it a human. Yes,
(30:40):
ten times more people than.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Well.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Jake, that you have it up there, buddy, you got
you a bird tea kind of peanuts priced back, heading down,
Sylvester for you.
Speaker 13 (30:54):
Okay, thank you, Tom Boys.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Welcome.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Now body right we jump out and catch you a phone.
You're near right on the other side. Our time caps
over is January twenty nine, on day laugh coming up here.
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This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Good morning, the Big Shows all already.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Thanks old poor John for sending in some famous marketing
screw ups. Heard some of these, but some of them
are new to me. See see if you heard these,
Hey Pillars, boy screw up acknowledging Jeff Pillars.
Speaker 9 (32:10):
That's Adam number one movie guys.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
Oh now movie boys in town.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Go okay, I'm gonna act like I know what I'm doing.
Good morning, I'm broadcasting. Okay, hey, listen to this now,
listen to it all right. Cores put its slogan turn
it loose into Spanish, where it was read as suffer
from diarrhea.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
That that's not too good.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Scandinavian vacuum manufacture electro Lucks used the following in an
American campaign nothing sucks like an electro lux catch, Claire
All introduced the mist stick a curling iron into Germany,
only to find out that mist is slang for manure.
(32:54):
Not too many people had used for the manure stick
like that. When Gerber started selling baby food in Africa,
they used the same packaging as in the US, with
a beautiful Caucasian baby on the label.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
We all know the Gerber baby.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Later they learned that in Africa, companies routinely put pictures
on the label of what's inside, since most people can't read.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
That's why baby oil.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Coldgate introduced a toothpaste in France called Q, the name
of a notorious porno magazine. An American T shirt maker
in Miami printed shirts for the Spanish market which promoted
the Pope's visit. Instead of I saw the Pope El Papa,
the shirts read I saw the potato.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
La Papa saw the potato.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
I tell you them guys on the beach were augmented.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Pepsi's PEPSI slogan come alive with a Pepsi generation, translated
into Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
In Chinese Frank.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Produced chicken slogan it takes a strong man to make
a tender chicken.
Speaker 14 (34:09):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
It was translated into Spanish as it takes an aroused
man to make a chicken affectionate.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
That all about.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
The Coca Cola name, and China was first read as
kyo kila, meaning bite the wax tadpole or be translated
female horse stuffed with wax. Coke then researched forty thousand
characters to find a phonetic equivalent co khali. It translated
(34:43):
into happiness in the mouth. All right, So that was
a lot better than what they had. And finally, when
Parker Penn marketed a ballpoint pen in Mexico, its ads
were supposed to have read it won't leak in your
pocket and embarrass you. Instead of the company thought the
word embarizar to impregnate meant to embarrass, so the ad
(35:05):
read it won't leack in your pocket and make you pregnant.
John Boy and Billy, Oh Wow, Wow, Wow morning radio
dumb right, good morning. That's a big show on the radio.
(35:48):
And here we go. It's time to excite yo.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
What's up?
Speaker 7 (35:56):
Come on?
Speaker 3 (35:57):
Let run the pocket? Lot I got I got Patrick
in training for the All intern Boxing Championship. Who wants up?
Speaker 8 (36:07):
Yo?
Speaker 3 (36:07):
What's up? Welcome to EXE Height for all the far
ward one you need for all ya what you call
Afro intramural relationships?
Speaker 8 (36:17):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (36:18):
Dig this? I my fiance and I recently found out
that I am pregnant. His last name is Jones, and
he wants to name the baby Indiana into Anna Jones.
And she wrote that down he dead Syria. Although I
find it funny, I also think it would be cruel
and unusual punishment for the poor child. Please help me.
(36:39):
What do you think? Rosie Schmidt, Jefferson, Tennessee. Dear Rosie Schmidt.
If it were up to me, I name him Love Jones.
But uh, ain't no sense in me naming everybody? What
do I think? I think crack smoking by Pants is
way up in the world. Let me preach on it
into Anna Jones. Uh huhm, White people. That movie been
(37:05):
out for almost thirty years. They act like they're the
first one to think of it. Oh, they think they're
doing his boy favor about giving him a name of
some sort of action adventuating hero. But what if he
don't amount to nothing? Oh? Is your son Anyana Jones
like the movie No He Anyanna Jones, like the forty
year old couch potatoes still living at home. That that
that Now, we're not talking about nicknames here like Yoga
(37:28):
or Spackett or t Bone or Gammy or astro turn.
There's names your crew give you. We talking about the
name on your birthen and certificate, your driving and license,
your social scrutiny number. And you got nothing to say
about it for you ever get the chance to scru
(37:48):
up your life up by yourself. Oh, Mom and dad
gotta get that hand in there and get creative. Allow
me to elucidate. Listen to this, this real, y'all. It's
hard to believe they figured out how to have kid
Loan come up with a name false Arizona Rickets sounds
like what you get from meeting too much Arizona. Bob
(38:08):
cat Ruckus sounds like what you give me too much, Bobcat.
Miss belch m de loon. Who could ask her to
the pron man, it's billy name of these kids? Oh yeah,
and chrysanthemum turn up seed jackpot. Those is my people,
(38:29):
speaking of my people. Ain't no boy the script A
kid named like a brother or sister used to be
rufus or cleve islands. About it as off the hook
as we get there. Roofs came along. Nine months later.
There's about six million Kunta Kent's born there. We discovered
ear Islam and everybody was named Mohammed somebody. Then we
(38:51):
got borth with that and we started the real verblation
free for all. Like since I know, got a pair
of twins named Lamarngelo and a rongelo. Ooh, that's sound exacting.
Don't until you read it, orange jello and lemon jello.
Till they do open up the cupboard, they might have
ended up with saltine and ritz or a little chunky
(39:11):
sirloin burger and clam chowder. Hey go call extra crunchy
Jiff and Peter pan and for dinner. Man, I know
whole family named that kid Mercedes Ferrari a partia.
Speaker 14 (39:21):
I guess they.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
Couldn't spend lamborda, a giguinea or whatever. Why should just
throw the damn dicks there in the blunder rader. Hey,
how's it going there? Nimrod k funk? What time you
got there? Viperella pink staff, I'm putting you in the
game God Jello, Gorrella, pimp Hunter. You're going to be
replacing Ducks and Boogoloo Coleman. These all real names. Y'all
(39:44):
ain't making these, And it's like that all over the world.
In Russia you got the on what's his name? Ball's
frozen off over there. In Germany you got that fellow horse.
Radish China they got who flung dung in one fat hoe.
That's a hell of a wedding. Na's England's got I
have a biggin No. One of the Iraqis says cracky
(40:04):
with names like Who's been fourteen and hal Sheep, Madrawers
kind of make Seymour Butts, jock strap, eating beans, Vona
tinkle dew, Wayne Pipe, and carrot top sound normal.
Speaker 7 (40:16):
Don't it?
Speaker 3 (40:17):
All I can say at Rosy schmid Is you could
do a whole lot wester than into Anna Jones. Just
be thankful your parents had the decens and nothing name
you dumb, then you'd have really had a reason to
introduce old Jim Shoes to mister Hugh Jazz. This is
peace out, ef.
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You want to ax hike, mail to axe Hike, Big Show,
peel box one nine one one one Charlotte didn't see
two eight two one nine. Email anybody but me at
the Big Show dot com. Jim Shoes, good morning. You
got the Big Show on the radio. More chances you
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to man coming up after your news weathers parts.
Speaker 11 (41:02):
I stand on the hill, but not for a thrill,
for the breath of a fresh keell. And never mind
the man who contemplates doing away with license plates. He
stands alone anyhow, baking the cookies of discontent by the
heat of the launderman bent leaving his soul. And then
(41:27):
like in portraygo dot dot dot, you know, kind of
host set.
Speaker 14 (41:31):
Up leaving his soul, parting the waters of the Medulla.
Oblong God with John Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
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