February 3, 2025 • 43 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, the not ready for drive time players step into John Boy and Billy Playhouse to perform a new script, entitled, The WRITE Stuff”.. - we'll talk football with Tom Sorensen .. - Oliver will lament on Randy's return to the studio.. - and Cadbury takes his mom to the Yellow Rose…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You have more than ever buy there.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
You got a big show on the radio, right, big
showing radio.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Ah, let's take any newsletter sports.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
This is Spanky from the Yellow Rose.
Speaker 4 (00:11):
You're listening to the greatest morning show and recorded history
of broadcast radio, John Boy and Billy Big Shows.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
How big is it?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Bigger than my head? And that's big.
Speaker 5 (00:25):
There?
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Yeah, o b I read it.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
And I pay that tabby a seat, dead beat Coka
(01:05):
doodle doo.
Speaker 6 (01:06):
Let's all get up and let's get adam.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
It is our favorite day of the work week.
Speaker 6 (01:11):
It is Friday, and it is the last day of
the first month of twenty five. Yeah, they will we
find out about the groundhog on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
They do that on Sunday. Damp and punks a tony
Pennsylvania take layoff.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
That don't make me get astron herd in here and
tell you that that's really not a scientific way to
see when winter will end?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Won't that also punish you?
Speaker 7 (01:43):
Though?
Speaker 6 (01:43):
Yes it will. That's why I'm not doing just threatening
all right, Friday, January thirty. First, let's see what national days.
We have National fun at work day?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Yay, go have fun? Okay we used to.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
Yeah, yeah, I'm all by right here where we're broadcasting from,
not where you're listening to us, because you here's where
we're broadcasing.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
It's idiots. We're running radio.
Speaker 8 (02:08):
We're officially described as the loud bunch.
Speaker 6 (02:13):
So we have fun at work every day. Don't to
go out there and look at that and people staring
at computers that will bum you out. Look at that, man,
you believe that by the walk into first radio station.
Looked at people like that. But I'm going back to
pump Gas. I'm knowing about Keith Klapp who got his
arm cut off in prison and hands ladies back and
changed with his hook.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
All right, I'm oh man having fun. Now, that's fun
at work.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
Right there, you're glossing over probably the best part of
that story. Oh okay, good, I got these.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I really am. We're around half of they're they're gone.
Speaker 8 (02:58):
You know, were really truly were horn for the way
things used to be.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
We we did, they went outsider. I agree, we've been
through the hey day of radio.
Speaker 6 (03:08):
Now it's just it's just like one like owned by
an insurance company. Like when I started out in Charlotte,
I was old Jefferson Pilot Radio. Yeah yeah, and I said, man,
that was even more fun than looking out all.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Right, anyway, So National Funny Work Day, how's it going.
Speaker 9 (03:26):
To take that off the crap? Never have that on again?
Speaker 6 (03:31):
No, I am having fun. That was fun for me.
You know, we don't get to say that very old,
I know. Okay, all right, So the National.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Big Wig Day whatever you careful, one of them.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Just looked up.
Speaker 9 (03:44):
You go out there and be a big wig for
the day.
Speaker 6 (03:46):
Gone die, Petsy, Oh Bobby the snack Nazi.
Speaker 10 (03:52):
She likes me.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
She has my chips. Everybody else.
Speaker 9 (03:58):
Okay, have actional treatment you do.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
And work darting to half. Her secret identity is now
not everyone.
Speaker 9 (04:08):
Can get those chips. I'm serious.
Speaker 6 (04:09):
Oh right, So okay, so we're here. This Friday's going
great so far. We'll get the winning beginning in minutes.
We're await get up big shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
What they don't do fire me?
Speaker 6 (04:23):
No, good morning, big show's on the radio. First prize
pack this morning. We're still having fun on National fun
at Work Day. Let's say we got one hundred and
twenty dollars worth of bullsnot cleaning products. You can win
you we're sharing the fun. It's made in the Usa.
You know, truck drivers keep America moving, and bulls not
make sure they look good doing it. You can find
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bulls Nott at truck stops across America. Download that Bullsnot app.
Got the banner right there at the Big Show dot com. Okay,
three dates in history. It's where we'll get our categories
for you to win a bull snot. It was eighteen seven,
twenty four. Jesse James robbed a train near Gadsell, Missouri,
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then gave the engineer a press release about the robbery
and ordered him to pass it along to the local newspaper.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
It was a strange time in the Old West.
Speaker 9 (05:15):
As a stuck up and here's the news on it.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Jesse wanted to control the media.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
Yeah, he kept calling the other newspaper for his fake news,
all right. Twenty two online word puzzle Wordle was bought
for a low seven figure sum. It was purchased by
the New York Times.
Speaker 11 (05:38):
Move Man.
Speaker 9 (05:38):
That blew up. Like two years ago, everyone was on
the wordle.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I have heard about a wordle there?
Speaker 8 (05:44):
You know, actually you would like wordle there, right, yeah,
you would. I mean it's competitive competitive, there's no money.
You can't gamble on that.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
One word today. Yeah, started, I don't well, let's uh
finish up on this date. In twenty twenty four, Lynn
Clark posted thirty five points in Tennissists where Iowa Agan's Northwestern.
That was breaking the Big ten all time scoring record.
Speaker 9 (06:09):
I think she'll make.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
It, of course.
Speaker 6 (06:10):
Yeah, I think she'll be all right. Yes, no, rising
tide lifts all boats. Well, she's lifting some salaries for
the w NBA.
Speaker 9 (06:20):
Done well for women's sports.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
Yeah, Jackie, we called her had sign failed play last night.
Speaker 9 (06:27):
I need to show you the picture of her all
dolled up?
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Is that right?
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
She just looks like the court. Yeah, good deal.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
Well there's that three categories one eight hundred Big shows
your toll free line. Come on, we'll get a contestant
play next. Good morning, Big shows on the radio. John
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Bony Billy Radio Network broadcast hanging out of Charlotte, North Carolina.
Don't want you want to confuse my little tirade about
radio these days, about the station you're listening to us own.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
They gotta going on, LoVa. She never won of you
like a brother, hand or sister.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
Okay, then what we gott Yeah, Catbury's mom visits for
our feature track and the Big Show Big Bucks Mom
visits your.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Key search words when you hit the Big Show dot com.
All right, let's get away Upburst.
Speaker 10 (07:39):
Let's play Upburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
John Boy Billy, give the prizes from the Big Prize Beer.
Speaker 10 (07:51):
Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 11 (07:54):
This should be a lot of.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
Fun when your outburst.
Speaker 12 (08:00):
Hurry up and guess time you love the best time
you love a big shots.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
Let's say hey from Clinton Kentucky.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Shots.
Speaker 10 (08:16):
Hey, why.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
All right?
Speaker 6 (08:25):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Roy? Hell's everything so far this morning?
Speaker 6 (08:30):
Oh Peaky peachey it is and beautiful Clinton Kentucky.
Speaker 13 (08:34):
God.
Speaker 6 (08:35):
Well, let's get you going here Roe and gets you
through these three categories, right, Quinton gets you ready for
one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bull snots. You're
gonna be slick that buddy you read five seconds. Three
things on a train, Ready.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Go engine Engineering, kaboot bamp.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Now give us three online games, ready to go.
Speaker 14 (09:00):
South Terror, cross word and work.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
I heard that no word?
Speaker 6 (09:06):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
All right, Roy for the wind. Three kinds of assistance Ready.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Go Secretary, Legal and administrative.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
All right, good work with Lady Kayton Clark's assists that's
the closest we could come to that.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
We need a little help with basketball taterer here.
Speaker 9 (09:29):
It was late at night.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
I got you, baby.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Good jobs.
Speaker 6 (09:32):
Get Roy in touch with Jackie over there getting the
ball snot to his place in Glinton, Kentucky and wild
to a good start.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Congratulations Roy, Thank you, sir.
Speaker 9 (09:41):
I'm a truck driver also.
Speaker 6 (09:42):
All right, mam, well we appreciate you, buddy. We love
our truck drivers listening to the big show. So shine
her up.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Buddy, Yes, sir, thank you.
Speaker 13 (09:57):
All right?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Right now is your news. Know we've been having fun
with Shawn and Sulu.
Speaker 6 (10:02):
I can now seas my favorite TV stuff taking it
to a whole new levels.
Speaker 12 (10:06):
On the other side, Good morning, it's a big shawna radio.
Speaker 6 (10:44):
Well this we've been playing stuff from Shawn and Sulu,
favorite scenes, my some of our favorite movies.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
We'll get to a few this morning as well. Start
thinking off thinking about Star Track.
Speaker 6 (10:55):
Yeah, we're gonna kind of get into that, but I
know you're waiting for Sulu song Walk on the Wildside.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
We'll get to that as well.
Speaker 6 (11:03):
Ours lit star things all this morning with this top
ten Liz Billy. Here's today's top ten list the top
ten ways Star Trek would be different if John Boy
were the Starship captain. Oh Number ten Chief Engineer mister
Scott replaced by crew Chief Herb from Hornytown, North Carolina.
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Number nine to save the Universe challenges Q to a
Legends car match race. Number eight damaged censor array repaired
with bent coadhanger and aluminum foil. Number seven the board
replaced by pinkred and Bowden. Number six instead of Kathleen
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sings the roade goes on forever. Number five calls for
a phaser attack by saying, let's light these fat boys up.
Speaker 15 (11:59):
Number four communicator rewired into a giant belt buckle. Number
three Nurse Chapel.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Replaced by that gap from me.
Speaker 15 (12:10):
Number two prevents triples from overrunning the ship by eating them,
and the number one way Star Trek would be different
if John Boy were the captain. Instead of make it so, says, hey,
y'all watch.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Us, good morning. It's a big show on the radio world.
Speaker 6 (12:56):
To do you Friday, Nobody, Jean Azulu act now some things.
One of my favorite scenes from the water Boy turned
over to the guys in minutes.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Right now, bringing the boys that one right there, that's all.
Speaker 16 (13:11):
That's all I really knew it was this when not here,
Good morning, John Boy, Bill ad Randy Jackie with reddend
ernest Lyson said, hell, you know.
Speaker 10 (13:21):
I had an invitation to speak at the.
Speaker 16 (13:23):
Rotary Club at the monthly meeting last week. Asked me
to speak because the topic was going to be a
biblical look at the topic of sex and marriage. Well,
I was very flatter that they asked me to speak.
I did a little Bible study, prepared a vert Cathully
research look at sex in the context.
Speaker 10 (13:40):
Of the marriage relationship.
Speaker 16 (13:42):
But now, to tell you the truth, my wife, you know,
she pretty old fashioned, and she find she's kind of
screaming about the subject of sex in general, and especially
screaming about he.
Speaker 10 (13:51):
About me talking about it than public.
Speaker 16 (13:53):
So I told her I won't give her a speech
to the Rotary Club, honey, And she said, what's it about.
I said, well, is it gonna be about the whole
back ride? She said horseback ride? And I said yea.
So a couple of days later, some of the guys
from the Roadby Club ran into Missus sinsel over at
the mall.
Speaker 10 (14:08):
They walked up and said, well, man, we.
Speaker 16 (14:10):
Sure did enjoy, reverend, and he's talk this week. She said,
say you did that kind of surprises me. And they said, well,
really little why is that? And she said, wow, reverend,
And they don't know nothe at all about that particular subject.
Speaker 10 (14:23):
I mean, he ain't done it but twice.
Speaker 16 (14:25):
First time he was so sory he couldn't walk the
next day, and the second time he.
Speaker 10 (14:29):
Fell off and broke his leg. What's up for that now, lisdien, Jimmy,
let's keep it going for your headline of hair.
Speaker 6 (14:37):
He is.
Speaker 10 (14:38):
Yeah, he's good, I tell you.
Speaker 7 (14:40):
And the congregation said, alrighty, hey, I got a true
story hair about about about a guy and a wife
and it involved said.
Speaker 10 (14:49):
Already, we don't believe.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
They been wanting a.
Speaker 7 (14:52):
Kid for a long time. Finding the wife is pregnant,
getting ready to give birth. Dad is there, The hospital
rope comes out. Bow, ain't nothing but a head, that's right,
one big handed down, no torso, armed legs and nothing white.
Dad still loved that son, that big old head, and
raised him with love all his life. When it come
time he turned twenty one, Dad took him to the bar.
(15:13):
He's all right, son, type you first drake hit her
in the bad hood. All the bar patriots was looking
over the bartender. Alright, he bade him strong. Drag boy
took a gump. Bam, a body popped out.
Speaker 10 (15:24):
O way, oh dad did.
Speaker 7 (15:26):
The bar dead silent, and then burst into a whoop
of joy. The father he shocked a whoop of joy,
and he begs us say. He says, have another drake.
The patrons are chatting, take another drink, taking another drag.
Bartender back there, you're shaking his head this way, swoop,
two arms pop out, another whoop of joy, the bar
going wild. Another daddy was crying and waiting, begs his
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son take another drake.
Speaker 10 (15:51):
On by you and take another drake.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
That bartender, he's a nord. The whole affair by now.
Speaker 7 (15:56):
Boy getting a little tipsy with his new hands, he
reaches down, grabs.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
His guzzles, the last of it.
Speaker 7 (16:02):
Bam, bam, two legs pop out.
Speaker 10 (16:04):
Oh hard to believe, but true.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
The bars and chaos. The father's so thankful. Oh yeah,
several weeks of joy right there.
Speaker 7 (16:12):
When the boy stands up on his new legs, he
stumbles to the left, then to the right, right through
the front door into the street, where a truck runs
into him and kills him dead on the spot. The
bar falls silent. The father bodes in grief. That bartender
cleans his glasses and whistles and old irish too. That
dad looks a bartender said, how can you be so
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cold and callous? Bartender looks up and said that boy
should have quit while he's a head. And then day
morning if they got over hey, and she got pregnant again?
Speaker 1 (16:45):
I you definitely what happened another head? I don't believe
you had another head? And for well, here we go again.
He's thankful just to have him with the other hand.
Speaker 7 (16:54):
But it's so he wasn't really a dice boy and
good would like the other one one.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
He's just wide and could play what thankful?
Speaker 10 (17:00):
They ain't gonna get lucky twice?
Speaker 7 (17:03):
So it was Christmas morning? Down he comes out, white
and fire that comes in there. Dad plops him down, said, well,
don't you want to hope? Do you present its Christmas morning?
Speaker 10 (17:12):
Said what for?
Speaker 1 (17:13):
What is it?
Speaker 10 (17:14):
Another hat?
Speaker 17 (17:18):
What?
Speaker 10 (17:19):
That story had the same mile as the last one?
Speaker 1 (17:21):
What was it?
Speaker 10 (17:22):
You should have quit?
Speaker 11 (17:22):
Why you was?
Speaker 7 (17:24):
Why a't you coming to me? That's strange like that?
In the two Hey, oh yeah, and yeah it happened.
I don't get all out of here that you.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Please come on good morning. You got the Big Show
on the radio.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 18 (17:50):
You're come on me today because you know no Sicilian
can refuse the request on the day of his daughter's wedding.
I shall grant your requests. Someday I may ask a
favor of you, maybe a hair cutting. Maybe I'll ask
you to lay down your life for me. Maybe I'll
just ask you to listen to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show. Would you rather wake up with
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a horse's head or these two horses?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
As Good morning? I got the Big Show on the radio.
Coming up.
Speaker 6 (18:30):
We played John boyd Jebardary for a hardcover copy of
James Gregory's autobiography, A Bushel of Beans and a Peck
of Tomatoes, A Life and Times on the Funniest Man
in America, including a bookmark autographed by James. It's available
now at funniest Man dot Com or wherever books are sold.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Hangout, We'll play for it. In minutes.
Speaker 7 (18:50):
Zulu and Sean Conry do a scene crime water Boy, Jack.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
Stuffy Ow No son of mine is gonna play foosball.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Foosball is the devil.
Speaker 19 (19:10):
Oh mama, everything is the devil to you. I like
foosball and I'm gonna keep on playing it. And I
like Vicky Vellencourt and she likes me, and she showed
me her boobies and I like them too.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Oh man, Ricky Vallancourt is the devil. Damn you man.
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Coming up. We
played John.
Speaker 6 (19:34):
Boy Jeopardy for the aforementioned hardcover copy of James Gregory's autobiography. First,
let's get that Friday morning song out hit it.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
Boy, and before eleven o'clock tonight, mister.
Speaker 20 (19:46):
You better find your doves of the line of workles when.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Sure, don't fix your fistil.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago.
Speaker 15 (19:54):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 14 (20:00):
Hear it.
Speaker 7 (20:08):
I hate work, I hate work, I hate one.
Speaker 6 (20:14):
I've been having a very bad name sus.
Speaker 17 (20:19):
My daughter.
Speaker 21 (20:21):
I don't need that.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
I'm just gonna stick.
Speaker 14 (20:35):
This bay.
Speaker 17 (20:39):
Back, don't you just do? That's cool? She's got me back.
Speaker 10 (20:53):
You.
Speaker 5 (21:01):
Yeah, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work.
Speaker 21 (21:12):
Hey man, what are we gonna do?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Man, we gotta get out of here.
Speaker 17 (21:15):
We just have a light.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
I mean, do you do anything with like this creepy stuff?
What do you do for fun? Oh no, we don't
have fun. We just we just work. Here's here's our fun.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
Right, work, work, work, work, work, work work work work. Well.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
you see he's not giving me any.
Speaker 5 (21:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 21 (21:32):
Weekend, Saturday Sunday the.
Speaker 22 (21:35):
Time between work and more work, the time.
Speaker 15 (21:37):
When you go out looking for happiness and end up
punched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
The weekend, but things are at their darkest.
Speaker 6 (21:43):
Pal, It's a brave man.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
I can kick party.
Speaker 12 (21:47):
All is will taste you?
Speaker 11 (21:49):
Is cool?
Speaker 6 (21:52):
Bus?
Speaker 10 (21:55):
You're off fine?
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Oh no, I am at today.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
I'm having check paid?
Speaker 5 (22:48):
Work? Work? What?
Speaker 21 (22:49):
What?
Speaker 13 (22:50):
What?
Speaker 5 (22:50):
What? What's what's work?
Speaker 13 (22:51):
I hate work? I hate work.
Speaker 5 (22:52):
I hate what.
Speaker 20 (22:56):
Studios talking?
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Oh right, man, when heartbeating? I love it?
Speaker 6 (23:09):
Bunny work that time, Tater, Well, let's play some John
Boy Jeopardy review. Yesterday's question. We found out for nearly
fifty years prior to eighteen fifty eight, if he wanted
to open one of these, you'd have used a hammer.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
And a chisel.
Speaker 9 (23:25):
What's a can?
Speaker 1 (23:26):
A can?
Speaker 13 (23:27):
Man?
Speaker 11 (23:28):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Very difficult to get into back in the day.
Speaker 9 (23:30):
Work for your food.
Speaker 6 (23:31):
Today's John Boy Jeffardy. During World War Two, the US
military included this still popular candy and every soldier's rations,
describing it as a quick energy source that would not
melt in hot weather or spoil over time.
Speaker 9 (23:49):
What are these charms? Hot chocolate pops?
Speaker 1 (23:53):
You've been working out without that?
Speaker 6 (23:54):
My god, Brandy brought into best tutsie pops or whatever
you call them.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
There may charms your lolligpop.
Speaker 9 (24:01):
There's a marshmallow in it.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
They're outstanding.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
All right, Well, let's get back to work.
Speaker 5 (24:07):
There.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
That's another one eight hundred Big show you told free
line across America. We'll go do we get a winter?
Speaker 6 (24:13):
We play John Boy Jeopardy next, Good Friday Morning, Big
(24:42):
Shows on the radio. Today's feature track for the Big
Show bid box Catberry's mom visits, So it's your keywords
mom visits and they hit the bit box at the
Bigshow dot com there right now, that's plas Yes live
across America.
Speaker 8 (24:57):
It's John Boy Jeopardy and now your host I.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Think the harmony.
Speaker 14 (25:03):
Well, he only has the mentality of a child seven
years old.
Speaker 5 (25:06):
We always calm him down by giving him candy GOLs.
Speaker 16 (25:09):
Candy Yum yum, Eat him.
Speaker 5 (25:10):
Up, yum him yum yum, eat him up, him up.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
He's John boy. You don't have a soft spot for
Uncle George. Hey.
Speaker 6 (25:22):
Mark from Kingston, Tennessee, first up on the line. Good morning, Mark.
Speaker 20 (25:27):
Good morning, no body, first time caller.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Alright, give you that bad all right? Welcome Mark. Well,
let's go back.
Speaker 6 (25:35):
It was during World War Two the US military included
this still popular candy in every soldier's rations, describing it
as a quick energy source that would not melt in
hot weather or spoil over time.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
What could it be?
Speaker 20 (25:49):
Mark, Uh, I can't remember the name of them, but
they're a little sugar wafer things about the size of
a quarter.
Speaker 6 (25:58):
Little sugar wafer things, suckers. Are you any thing about nikos? Yes,
all right, well whatever, something like nicos are around, little
wafer deal, even if it has a different name.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
All right, we're working with you, Mark. Let's see dog
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We're officially described as the loud bunch.
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So we have fun at work every day. Don't to
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Jesse wanted to control the media.
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a phaser attack by saying, let's light these fat boys up.
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Number four communicator rewired into a giant belt buckle. Number
three Nurse Chapel.
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Replaced by that gap from me.
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Number two prevents triples from overrunning the ship by eating them,
and the number one way Star Trek would be different
if John Boy were the captain. Instead of make it so, says, hey,
y'all watch.
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Us, good morning. It's a big show on the radio world.
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To do you Friday, Nobody, Jean Azulu act now some things.
One of my favorite scenes from the water Boy turned
over to the guys in minutes.
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Right now, bringing the boys that one right there, that's all.
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That's all I really knew it was this when not here,
Good morning, John Boy, Bill ad Randy Jackie with reddend
ernest Lyson said, hell, you know.
Speaker 10 (13:21):
I had an invitation to speak at the.
Speaker 16 (13:23):
Rotary Club at the monthly meeting last week. Asked me
to speak because the topic was going to be a
biblical look at the topic of sex and marriage. Well,
I was very flatter that they asked me to speak.
I did a little Bible study, prepared a vert Cathully
research look at sex in the context.
Speaker 10 (13:40):
Of the marriage relationship.
Speaker 16 (13:42):
But now, to tell you the truth, my wife, you know,
she pretty old fashioned, and she find she's kind of
screaming about the subject of sex in general, and especially
screaming about he.
Speaker 10 (13:51):
About me talking about it than public.
Speaker 16 (13:53):
So I told her I won't give her a speech
to the Rotary Club, honey, And she said, what's it about.
I said, well, is it gonna be about the whole
back ride? She said horseback ride? And I said yea.
So a couple of days later, some of the guys
from the Roadby Club ran into Missus sinsel over at
the mall.
Speaker 10 (14:08):
They walked up and said, well, man, we.
Speaker 16 (14:10):
Sure did enjoy, reverend, and he's talk this week. She said,
say you did that kind of surprises me. And they said, well,
really little why is that? And she said, wow, reverend,
And they don't know nothe at all about that particular subject.
Speaker 10 (14:23):
I mean, he ain't done it but twice.
Speaker 16 (14:25):
First time he was so sory he couldn't walk the
next day, and the second time he.
Speaker 10 (14:29):
Fell off and broke his leg. What's up for that now, lisdien, Jimmy,
let's keep it going for your headline of hair.
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He is.
Speaker 10 (14:38):
Yeah, he's good, I tell you.
Speaker 7 (14:40):
And the congregation said, alrighty, hey, I got a true
story hair about about about a guy and a wife
and it involved said.
Speaker 10 (14:49):
Already, we don't believe.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
They been wanting a.
Speaker 7 (14:52):
Kid for a long time. Finding the wife is pregnant,
getting ready to give birth. Dad is there, The hospital
rope comes out. Bow, ain't nothing but a head, that's right,
one big handed down, no torso, armed legs and nothing white.
Dad still loved that son, that big old head, and
raised him with love all his life. When it come
time he turned twenty one, Dad took him to the bar.
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He's all right, son, type you first drake hit her
in the bad hood. All the bar patriots was looking
over the bartender. Alright, he bade him strong. Drag boy
took a gump. Bam, a body popped out.
Speaker 10 (15:24):
O way, oh dad did.
Speaker 7 (15:26):
The bar dead silent, and then burst into a whoop
of joy. The father he shocked a whoop of joy,
and he begs us say. He says, have another drake.
The patrons are chatting, take another drink, taking another drag.
Bartender back there, you're shaking his head this way, swoop,
two arms pop out, another whoop of joy, the bar
going wild. Another daddy was crying and waiting, begs his
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son take another drake.
Speaker 10 (15:51):
On by you and take another drake.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
That bartender, he's a nord. The whole affair by now.
Speaker 7 (15:56):
Boy getting a little tipsy with his new hands, he
reaches down, grabs.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
His guzzles, the last of it.
Speaker 7 (16:02):
Bam, bam, two legs pop out.
Speaker 10 (16:04):
Oh hard to believe, but true.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
The bars and chaos. The father's so thankful. Oh yeah,
several weeks of joy right there.
Speaker 7 (16:12):
When the boy stands up on his new legs, he
stumbles to the left, then to the right, right through
the front door into the street, where a truck runs
into him and kills him dead on the spot. The
bar falls silent. The father bodes in grief. That bartender
cleans his glasses and whistles and old irish too. That
dad looks a bartender said, how can you be so
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cold and callous? Bartender looks up and said that boy
should have quit while he's a head. And then day
morning if they got over hey, and she got pregnant again?
Speaker 1 (16:45):
I you definitely what happened another head? I don't believe
you had another head? And for well, here we go again.
He's thankful just to have him with the other hand.
Speaker 7 (16:54):
But it's so he wasn't really a dice boy and
good would like the other one one.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
He's just wide and could play what thankful?
Speaker 10 (17:00):
They ain't gonna get lucky twice?
Speaker 7 (17:03):
So it was Christmas morning? Down he comes out, white
and fire that comes in there. Dad plops him down, said, well,
don't you want to hope? Do you present its Christmas morning?
Speaker 10 (17:12):
Said what for?
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What is it?
Speaker 10 (17:14):
Another hat?
Speaker 17 (17:18):
What?
Speaker 10 (17:19):
That story had the same mile as the last one?
Speaker 1 (17:21):
What was it?
Speaker 10 (17:22):
You should have quit?
Speaker 11 (17:22):
Why you was?
Speaker 7 (17:24):
Why a't you coming to me? That's strange like that?
In the two Hey, oh yeah, and yeah it happened.
I don't get all out of here that you.
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You're come on me today because you know no Sicilian
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I shall grant your requests. Someday I may ask a
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you to lay down your life for me. Maybe I'll
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on the Big Show. Would you rather wake up with
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a horse's head or these two horses?
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As Good morning? I got the Big Show on the radio.
Coming up.
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We played John boyd Jebardary for a hardcover copy of
James Gregory's autobiography, A Bushel of Beans and a Peck
of Tomatoes, A Life and Times on the Funniest Man
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Zulu and Sean Conry do a scene crime water Boy, Jack.
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Stuffy Ow No son of mine is gonna play foosball.
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Foosball is the devil.
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Oh mama, everything is the devil to you. I like
foosball and I'm gonna keep on playing it. And I
like Vicky Vellencourt and she likes me, and she showed
me her boobies and I like them too.
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Oh man, Ricky Vallancourt is the devil. Damn you man.
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Coming up. We
played John.
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Boy Jeopardy for the aforementioned hardcover copy of James Gregory's autobiography. First,
let's get that Friday morning song out hit it.
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Boy, and before eleven o'clock tonight, mister.
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You better find your doves of the line of workles when.
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Sure, don't fix your fistil.
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It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago.
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We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
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It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
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Hear it.
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I hate work, I hate work, I hate one.
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I've been having a very bad name sus.
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My daughter.
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I don't need that.
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I'm just gonna stick.
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This bay.
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Back, don't you just do? That's cool? She's got me back.
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You.
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Yeah, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work.
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Hey man, what are we gonna do?
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Man, we gotta get out of here.
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We just have a light.
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I mean, do you do anything with like this creepy stuff?
What do you do for fun? Oh no, we don't
have fun. We just we just work. Here's here's our fun.
Speaker 5 (21:24):
Right, work, work, work, work, work, work work work work. Well.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
you see he's not giving me any.
Speaker 5 (21:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 21 (21:32):
Weekend, Saturday Sunday the.
Speaker 22 (21:35):
Time between work and more work, the time.
Speaker 15 (21:37):
When you go out looking for happiness and end up
punched over somewhere else's toilet.
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The weekend, but things are at their darkest.
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Pal, It's a brave man.
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I can kick party.
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All is will taste you?
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Is cool?
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Bus?
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You're off fine?
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Oh no, I am at today.
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I'm having check paid?
Speaker 5 (22:48):
Work? Work? What?
Speaker 21 (22:49):
What?
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What?
Speaker 5 (22:50):
What? What's what's work?
Speaker 13 (22:51):
I hate work? I hate work.
Speaker 5 (22:52):
I hate what.
Speaker 20 (22:56):
Studios talking?
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Oh right, man, when heartbeating? I love it?
Speaker 6 (23:09):
Bunny work that time, Tater, Well, let's play some John
Boy Jeopardy review. Yesterday's question. We found out for nearly
fifty years prior to eighteen fifty eight, if he wanted
to open one of these, you'd have used a hammer.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
And a chisel.
Speaker 9 (23:25):
What's a can?
Speaker 1 (23:26):
A can?
Speaker 13 (23:27):
Man?
Speaker 11 (23:28):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Very difficult to get into back in the day.
Speaker 9 (23:30):
Work for your food.
Speaker 6 (23:31):
Today's John Boy Jeffardy. During World War Two, the US
military included this still popular candy and every soldier's rations,
describing it as a quick energy source that would not
melt in hot weather or spoil over time.
Speaker 9 (23:49):
What are these charms? Hot chocolate pops?
Speaker 1 (23:53):
You've been working out without that?
Speaker 6 (23:54):
My god, Brandy brought into best tutsie pops or whatever
you call them.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
There may charms your lolligpop.
Speaker 9 (24:01):
There's a marshmallow in it.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
They're outstanding.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
All right, Well, let's get back to work.
Speaker 5 (24:07):
There.
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That's another one eight hundred Big show you told free
line across America. We'll go do we get a winter?
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We play John Boy Jeopardy next, Good Friday Morning, Big
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It's John Boy Jeopardy and now your host I.
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Think the harmony.
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Well, he only has the mentality of a child seven
years old.
Speaker 5 (25:06):
We always calm him down by giving him candy GOLs.
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Candy Yum yum, Eat him.
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Up, yum him yum yum, eat him up, him up.
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He's John boy. You don't have a soft spot for
Uncle George. Hey.
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Mark from Kingston, Tennessee, first up on the line. Good morning, Mark.
Speaker 20 (25:27):
Good morning, no body, first time caller.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Alright, give you that bad all right? Welcome Mark. Well,
let's go back.
Speaker 6 (25:35):
It was during World War Two the US military included
this still popular candy in every soldier's rations, describing it
as a quick energy source that would not melt in
hot weather or spoil over time.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
What could it be?
Speaker 20 (25:49):
Mark, Uh, I can't remember the name of them, but
they're a little sugar wafer things about the size of
a quarter.
Speaker 6 (25:58):
Little sugar wafer things, suckers. Are you any thing about nikos? Yes,
all right, well whatever, something like nicos are around, little
wafer deal, even if it has a different name.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
All right, we're working with you, Mark. Let's see dog
going it. Well, we had nkos on the John wore
Jeffredy question.
Speaker 8 (26:23):
They weren't used by the military at one time everybody went.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
These are awesome. Mark. We appreciate you playing was buddy.
You have a great weekend.
Speaker 20 (26:34):
All right, thank you very much. You guys too love
listenings to you by listening every morning.
Speaker 6 (26:38):
Thank you so much, Bro, We sure appreciate you. Well,
let's go from kingson over to Joplin, Missouri. We got
Abraham on the line. What's up, Abe?
Speaker 1 (26:49):
You are my man? You got the next shot?
Speaker 6 (26:52):
That the candy we're looking for in World War Two,
it wouldn't melt in hot weather or spoil over time.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Still good today? What you think?
Speaker 6 (27:00):
I think it'd be Toutsy Roads.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
It might be Tutsi Rolls. Let's see.
Speaker 6 (27:12):
I might have gave an inaverted hint with the toutsi
pop thing I was thinking about.
Speaker 8 (27:16):
But that's why I didn't give you a whole lot
of information. I actually found that information that you used
for the question when I went to the Tutsi roll
They own charms. Now, okay, those lollipops came from.
Speaker 6 (27:28):
Little Tozzy Roll, so Tutsy Rolls will not melt about that.
I think I ever had one. Melt got soft, a
little softer. How's your blow pop going there?
Speaker 9 (27:40):
I think they got a winter here.
Speaker 6 (27:42):
Well, Abraham, good job on you in there. Body you
hang on and Jack can hook you up with James's autobiography.
Thank you, yeah, buddy. Bottom of the hour and tomb
of your news only all eyed. Back to Shawna Zulu
acting one of my favorite scenes from Austin Powers Wood.
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We are not selected saints from Austin Powers.
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Baby? Do I.
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One million dollars?
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I put the gear in swinger baby? Yeah?
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I shall call him Mini me.
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I ate a baby.
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I want you in my bowing to behave Why must
I be surrounded by freaking idiots.
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Yeah?
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I want my baby back, Baby back, baby.
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Hello friends, you're all pal Bird Fern here with a
another knuckle cracking edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
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Today's episode the Right Stuff.
Speaker 22 (31:07):
As our story opens, General Rodney hot Rod Lincoln is
speaking with Professor Moran in the early days of NASA.
So I said, if you think that's impressive, you should
see where I pin my medals in the shower.
Speaker 9 (31:21):
Hilarious rough room.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
So now the boys tell me that this whole zero
gravity deal is giving them fits.
Speaker 23 (31:29):
What's the skinny, Well, General, the news is not good.
We're having a devil of a time trying to find
a pen that works in zero gravity.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Gay many Christmas, woman, I thought this was important.
Speaker 23 (31:40):
Well, sir, you must understand that our astronauts must take
copious amount of notes. It's imperative that we collect data
on all aspects of every launch. The mission depends on it.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
So how's it going?
Speaker 9 (31:53):
Well, sir? We've been working on this problem for a decade.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Ah, I don't say how long?
Speaker 5 (31:59):
Is that?
Speaker 9 (31:59):
Exactly ten years?
Speaker 5 (32:01):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (32:04):
So tell me how much money have you spent on
this today?
Speaker 23 (32:07):
Twelve billions, twelve billion times pion dollars on a friend.
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You don't how many toilet seats that.
Speaker 9 (32:16):
Buyers for the Pentagon No.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Seven, But that's not important right now, Dad, god woman?
Why haven't you fired the idiots working on this and
hired smarder people?
Speaker 23 (32:28):
These are the greatest minds in science, Sir. It's not
easy creating a pen that writes in zero gravity upside
down on any surface in temperatures ranging from below freezing
to three hundred degrees celsius.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
Abooo, well, enough is enough? Scrapped the project?
Speaker 9 (32:45):
What are we gonna do? Then?
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Do what the damn ruskies do?
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What's that?
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Use a pencil?
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Son out?
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And we hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
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You want to make it up to me?
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Those top two buttons have be a good.
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Place to start.
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To.
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Then next time, when we'll hear the four men at
the Russian pencil factory.
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Yeah, good and good.
Speaker 6 (40:02):
Bit of a problem, saying Steven, though lies Steven, welcome
in here, buddy, will ask tight or some questions. You
agree or disagree, and get two bells before two buzzers
and you win.
Speaker 3 (40:14):
Okay, he said, okay.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
All right, I'm here. Okay, there you are, man Tate Titmar.
Speaker 6 (40:22):
Might you find two acrobats with dog?
Speaker 9 (40:26):
Wow? Maybe if the world's cheapest circus two acrobats with
the dog?
Speaker 1 (40:34):
Hey dog? Just two acrobats with dog?
Speaker 6 (40:37):
Dog?
Speaker 9 (40:38):
You know what I think? The White House. That sounds
like a code name for the President's.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
His wife and his dog, the White House.
Speaker 5 (40:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (40:46):
Interesting?
Speaker 6 (40:47):
Okay, well for two acrobats with dog, Steven, do you
agree or disagree?
Speaker 14 (40:54):
I'm going to disagree with that one.
Speaker 6 (40:58):
That was the thing to do. Yes, that's an r
museum is where you would find that, Taylor.
Speaker 3 (41:03):
It's a famous painting.
Speaker 6 (41:06):
Is always one of Picasso's more famous paintings.
Speaker 9 (41:10):
Look at that two popa chips with dog that.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
Them thinking about everybody in the white House.
Speaker 6 (41:19):
All right, that's one failed for Steven. Alright, I say
we win it right here, so marsh. In a recent interview,
actor director Jack Nicholson said one of his biggest self
indulgences is spending one thousand dollars for a box of them,
A box of.
Speaker 9 (41:39):
What, A box of lingerie and fishnet stockings.
Speaker 6 (41:45):
Jack and private Jack got a freaky wait to get
a load of him.
Speaker 9 (41:51):
I think, yeah, that's for a box of cigars.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
A box of cigars, Jack Nion.
Speaker 6 (41:56):
Grant plays a thousand bucks. Well wait, you say, Stephen, agree, disagree?
Speaker 14 (42:02):
I will agree with.
Speaker 21 (42:03):
That, and.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
That was for the wind.
Speaker 14 (42:06):
I say, god, well, John boy, I appreciate that. Can
I get I am a first time caller. I've been
waiting all my life, and get a.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
Move you go, Steven.
Speaker 14 (42:22):
All right, there's one things off from my bucket.
Speaker 25 (42:25):
Looking you imagine, look at you winning like you've been
doing it all your lie Steven went sending you the
birteen County Peanuts prize.
Speaker 14 (42:36):
Fact you enjoy, my boy, We'll do Thank you guys much.
Speaker 6 (42:46):
All right, We're gonna jump out, catch you up on
your news on the other side of time Capsulver this Friday, morning,
fun at work today, and then we're gonna I sight
Speaker 17 (43:01):
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