February 4, 2025 • 43 mins
Tuesday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Tater dips into her book of listings and reports on What to Watch.. - We dust off a couple of Pinkard and Bowden's parody songs.. - Prof. Balzar Frozenhoff Returns with another political lesson for the carpool crowd.. - Uncle B.S. tells us how the Rosa Parks bus conflict went down.. - We fill a request for a very old call to Hoyt and Delbert.. - and we’ll wrap up by giving Calhoun the ball…
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up on the whole Grammy situation there, Okay, we got that.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
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Speaker 2 (00:31):
That's oh hear them. I can't believe pingern Bell never
won a Grammy. Let's add them to that list. Let's
just but do have a tune coming up based on
this date in history. Nineteen ninety five, the O. J.
Simpson trial was going on. Prosecution witness Denise Brown cried
on the stand as she described the humiliation and abuse
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of her sister Nicole Brown Simpson. This about time of
this trial, remember watching this that h Jay, he's guilty, man,
He's he's done. And then it started turning around when
when they all played that famous card they hold on
to thirty.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Years ago that sounds that don't worry.
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Figure and Bountain were right there capturing the moment in music.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
D or in tall.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
I know damn shoes were expensive. They got scuffed climbing fences.
When you came home that night. It was tall wall. Oh,
but you knew you could scale it because you had
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You better hide your husband trophy before it's too.
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You told free Line. We'll get a contestant and play next.
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Give calhouon the ball, Yes, the classic Reverend goom aheading
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now without blonde.
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Can't take time.
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Let's meet our contestant, Michael out of Rowing Oat, Virginia.
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Good morning, Michael, Good morning, what a welcome. Bye Michael.
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We're gonna ask Tata some questions. You agree or disagree
whether she's right wrong? For two buzzers and you win. Okay, guys, Tato.
William Penn, one of our founding fathers, once observed that quote.
It spoils a man's help, ruins his mind, and can
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even make him unmanly.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
What is it?
Speaker 6 (05:31):
Women?
Speaker 7 (05:33):
All right?
Speaker 4 (05:34):
All right?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
What you're talking about?
Speaker 8 (05:37):
Thank you?
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Thank you?
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That would be a tobacci.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Tobacci tobacco is what she's saying, Michael, Agree or disagree?
Speaker 9 (05:48):
I disagree?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Disagree? Wow, well that was the name to know.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
What do you think it is? Michael?
Speaker 9 (05:56):
I think it's marriage.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
No, it's alcohol.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
Shout out to the.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Marriage to the alcohol. Oll you disagree? That was the
main thing. You got a bail right there.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
Oh god, that's a lot to unpack right there. We're
gonna leave it right there.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Well, let's let's go over to the adventures of Tom
Sawyer Gray Huckleberry Finn disguise himself as a girl. But
he gave himself away when he couldn't do something that
girls do.
Speaker 10 (06:34):
What couldn't he do?
Speaker 6 (06:36):
He couldn't get Tom interested. Everyone knows this. When he
couldn't he couldn't set a table correctly.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
He could not set a table correctly is what gave
Uck fil away.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Michael agree or disagree.
Speaker 7 (06:55):
A disagree again?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
And that was the thing to do.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
By the way, Hungleberry fan could not thread a needle
something obviously that girls.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
Yeah, we don't have great.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Hey, weill worked out for Michael's big old happy herd
head up to rowing over for you.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
My congratulations, Thank you so much, thank you so much.
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All right, we're gonna jump out, catch you up on
your news right on the other side. Our time capsule
for this February and fort and then we're getting the
playhouse and a minute.
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Thank you, John Boy, you're well. Good morning everybody. It's
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Morning, Randy, sayd bye for Hume. Does your wife know
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Actually?
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Yes?
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Know just like you like it?
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I'll try that.
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An Eskie Moon.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid
the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let
the other one off after the flash on his camera
mount function. What did Satan get back from the drug store?
What prints of darkness? Why didn't the squirrel cross the
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telephone wire? Why because the line was busy?
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Are there blood.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Banks in England? Answer?
Speaker 14 (10:42):
You don't know.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
You don't know. I don't either.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
But there's a Liverpool.
Speaker 12 (10:51):
And what was on the license plate of the pickup
truck of the sheep farmer?
Speaker 15 (10:55):
What you haul.
Speaker 7 (10:58):
Get it?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
That's a baby sheep.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
You've been buying Jegermeister again.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
No, but that's not a bad idea.
Speaker 12 (11:08):
Now, this is the story of Zeba Dayah, a farmer
who was in the fertilized egg business. He had several
hundred young laying hens called pullets, and eight or ten roosters.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Pullets got a funny. Roosters sounded kind.
Speaker 16 (11:23):
Of weird too.
Speaker 12 (11:24):
Yeah, the roosters haven't got me concentrating. It was their
job to fertilize the eggs. See when a rooster likes
a hen very very much.
Speaker 9 (11:35):
Well.
Speaker 12 (11:35):
Zeb kept careful records in Any rooster that didn't perform
came out of the starting lineup and went right into
the soup pot. All this record keeping took an awful
lot of Zeb's time. So Zeb got a set of
tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Now, each
bell had a different tone, so that Zeb could tell
from a distance which rooster was performing hit set on
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the porch and bill out efficiency report simply by listening
to the bell.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Now, where were they working in the hotel lobby?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
You try to find a bell at six o'clock.
Speaker 12 (12:11):
Anyway, Zeb's favorite rooster was old Brewster, and a fine one.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
He was, too.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Rooster.
Speaker 12 (12:20):
But on this particular morning, Zeb noticed that Brewster's bell
had not rung at all, so he went to investigate. Well,
the other roosters were chasing pullets. Bells are ringing. Well,
the pullets would hear the roosters coming and would run
for cover.
Speaker 16 (12:38):
And who can blame that?
Speaker 12 (12:40):
But to Zeb's amazement, Brewster had his bell in his beak,
so it couldn't ring in his what beak?
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Oh, his little rooster lips.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
How does he go back if his mouth is full?
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Shut up ring?
Speaker 12 (12:53):
H'd sneak up on a pullet, get busy and walk
on to the next one. Huh, zeb was so proud
of Brewster the Rooster that he entered him in the
County Fair, and Brewster was an overnight sensation. The judges
awarded him the Nobel Peace Prize and the bullet Surprise
Pullet surprise. Yeah, get out, I'm getting I'm mister Rubarb
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saying I'm mister rub Hey.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
You wanna bar my blouse?
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Fuck you?
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Jun Boyan Dilly, Good morning, rad Yo, dumb right.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Good morning.
Speaker 9 (14:02):
It is.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
No I just born a curve feelers for the truck.
Speaker 10 (14:11):
I thought it was gloat again.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
In the window.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
When we're pulling off this, I might give you a
pleasant dice for your drug.
Speaker 7 (14:20):
You look at me.
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Alright, well, oh yes that specials. Yeah, I got it
in my head. Don't worry about it right now, because
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Today's episode the Right Stuff.
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As our story opens, General Rodney hot Rod Lincoln is
speaking with Professor Moran in.
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The early days of NASA.
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Sorry said, if you think that's impressive, you should see
where I pin my medals in the shower.
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Hilarious rough room.
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So now the boys tell me that this whole zero
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Well, general, the news is not good. We're having a
devil of a time trying to find a pen that
works in zero gravity.
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Gay many Christmas, woman, I thought this was important.
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Well, sir, you must understand that our astronauts must take
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on all aspects of every launch. The mission depends on it.
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So how's it going?
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Well, sir, We've been working on this problem for a decade.
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Oh, I don't say how long?
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Is that?
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Exactly?
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Ten years?
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Sir?
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On this today?
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Twelve billions, twelve.
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Billion tax million dollars on a friend.
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No?
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Seven?
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Dag god it woman?
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These are the greatest minds in science, sir. It's not
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On any surface in temperatures ranging from below freezing to
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Abooo, well enough is enough? Scraped the project?
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What are we gonna do?
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Then?
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Do what the damn Ruskies do?
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What's that?
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Use a pencil?
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Son up.
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playing backyard football, as we just recently got that when
was getting in the playoffs, we got backyard b ball. Yes, uh,
Mark Packer, By the way, this is usually packs time
here when we get in basketball season.
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But he had to have an emergency root canal.
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All right, So we'll catch up with pack next week.
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So instead of talking about college b ball, let's go
back to when we were kids.
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Action the Oh.
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Street teruntiall eyes star Donasty has crumballed in the offseason.
The Cedar Street Bullfrogs thirsty for a victory after a
long dry spell.
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Today the Bullfrogs.
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Trying to steal one away right in the Tarantula's backyard. Literally,
this is Backyard be Ball on NBS.
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Come Hogg and everybody.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Red Peters along Wisconti's Kreudaminski here in Tommy Jordan's backyard
for another afternoon of backyard be ball. We're in for
a short season, but we're stealing it forward to some
great action.
Speaker 16 (21:45):
He knows no better way to kick it off than
the game we got here today, which is a rematch
of last year's championship series.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Of course, the Tarantulas are definitely not the same team
as last year. My low Jordan turned thirteen during the offseason.
He's now too cool want to play with the younger kids. Luckily,
his brother Pete he's still in the game, so we
still get to use dund Jordan's backyard.
Speaker 16 (22:06):
Yeah, the Bugs are also open in the season without
Scotty Griffin who got braces over the Christmas break. You
know where around the league is that Scotty still wants
to play, but his mom and dad said they spent
too much money to risk him bust in his mouth
open over in their words, some stupid game.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Well less all meadow mouth.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Well, the bull Frogs are not without their problems behind
the scenes as well. We'll bring you up to day
on that a little later. We'll be back with a
tip off after this brief time out.
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A knife that can cut through a shoe and still
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the Possibilities.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Already we're back any here we go. Bull Frog control
of the tap, working that inside the big stud Jabbar
who lays it off the glass for the game's first
two points.
Speaker 16 (23:05):
You know, Red, it's not really glass, It's actually compressed
firebird board with a code.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
White faint on it.
Speaker 16 (23:10):
I think they ain't know what I mean, Scot, I
tell you, bich Stud could be the difference in this
game today. We all remember his long nasty holdout over money,
and I guess it eventually paid off because the guy's
allowance bumped up to five dollars a week seems.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
To have kept himself in pretty good shape during the
off season.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Two Tarantul, let's bring them all across the line. The
new guy, point guard, Scooter ride Man, is really the
spark plug of this team. He can't find an open man,
fires it in for three point lives shut at Tarantulus.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Lead three to two, and while Scooter steals the inbounds.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Past, fires him an out of the three yes six
two Tarantula.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Hot start for Scooter.
Speaker 16 (23:44):
He's causing quite a stir lately, told everybody he likes
to use his sister's easy makeop and always outrages this guy.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Rodman loves the spotlight, maybe a little too much, but
the kid can play ball.
Speaker 16 (23:55):
Then, I guess that's all that matters. And the Bullfrogs
want to tie him out. New man checking in the
game here, call me crazy, Rid. It looks like Emmanuel
Lewis the guy from TV's Webster. What's fox Master? P
Garth Brooks, What's what? The celebrities trying to live up
their fantasies by playing sports. I mean, look at this guy,
forty years old, he's still the shortest player.
Speaker 5 (24:14):
On the cool.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Webster drives toward the basket.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Oh he's hammered by the Tarantulus enforcer, Stinky spree Well,
blatant cheap shot right there.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
You know, spring Well has been anohing but prophe since
he joined this league.
Speaker 16 (24:26):
It's his first game coming off that suspension for giving
coach Dan the atomic wedgie last year.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
That looks like he's picked up right where he left off.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
But you know, scrout since my arrest for giving a
ride to that transvestite prostitute. I'm a big believer in
second chance and anything you say. Rid, By the way,
it really was just a ride, you know, And he
really did look like I want.
Speaker 4 (24:44):
Less just concert on the game.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Red all right, Webster is crying. He's being helped off
the cart. Looks like he's come back. Gonna be a
short one, no pun intended, sayha, Alex Carris on the
way back down.
Speaker 16 (24:54):
Webb, Who is this coming in to shoot the free throws?
Looks like the world's oldest cabbage patch kids. Oh that's
little Mike Brady.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Not the most talented guy on the court, but he's
crappy Guy's a coach's.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Dream, a true little general.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
Now you do know that his dad is packed up
the grill for the winter, don't you buy?
Speaker 2 (25:11):
You said he's a fat tub of gold. But he's
still manages to see both free throws. And oh, Tommy
Jordan's mom is back from the grocery store. She's yelling
for everybody to help her carry the bags in the house.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
That means it's halftime. Tatula is on top six four.
We'll be back on the second half right after this.
Speaker 4 (25:32):
But white er, but white arm? Now, how is that
supposed to zell root beer?
Speaker 2 (25:45):
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Peter's along with Scott's Cronamsky back for the second half
of today's game. Tarantula's had the ball and the six
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four leads one change for the Tarantulas. Scooter Rodman, mister outrageus,
has left the game. Says he's going to make some
cupcakes for his sister's birthday party.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
And for him is.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Buddy Ray mutumballa who last year was averaging twelve points
a game, but this year he's just not at the speed.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
What's the story there, Scroudie.
Speaker 16 (26:22):
Well, here's another guy that's plagued by troubles in the
off season. I mean his parents were on Jerry Springer
last month. That's gotta be a tough break for any kid.
You know, mom actually seems pretty happy now that she's
moved in with her husband's sister, but you know, the
resin from the kids at school. Let's put this guy
into a real tail spin.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Tar Angela's get the ball to Matumbaule right away. He
bounces it off his foot, bull frogs ball. Mike McGuire
over from the fowline. That's good and we're tired.
Speaker 16 (26:47):
That's sick and McGuire still holds the all time league
record seventy points in a game. Although there is an
asterisk in the book due to Mike's USSO performance enhancer.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Well, we should point out that although Mountain dew is
banned in baseball and football, on the list of approved
substances for backyard ball.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
You know that's got a change, red.
Speaker 16 (27:04):
I mean, way too many kids lives being messed up
by that caffeine and citrus tick.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
Remember, kids don't do the dude.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Now, this wouldn't have anything to do with the fact
that your uncle drives a U who truck on it.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
Just call the game check as urns.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Let's be the ball to my tumble again. He looks
for every clench on the baseline. Ball sails over Lynch's
head and hill bouncer's right off of Missus Jordan's niece
ign popfinder.
Speaker 16 (27:26):
Oh boy, looks like the ball's left a dent in
the door. Up here comes Missus Jordan.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
That is one unhappy woman. Off she's going for the ball.
Speaker 16 (27:36):
Missus Jordan grabs son Pete by the arms. She's dragging
him in the house. Uh up's taking the ball to yep, beast,
just gonna about to do it.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Come on, well, we really don't have any other alternatives here.
Terry Taylor's goal doesn't.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Have an ap.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Mike Martin's father's got an RV parked in his driveway.
The only other option is for everybody to go over
to Citizen Rendy's HI. And we know there's not a
snowball's chance of that happening. So well, I guess that's
a bawlgain. Yeah, here go another season of Backyard be Ball.
Interpret any cause of a lockout, unbelievam.
Speaker 16 (28:05):
All of course, NBS Sports will be standing by to
bring in any breaking news or any really good butt
whooping story.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
But for now, that's it. From Jordan's House.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
On Oak Street for Scott'scronaminski, I'm Red Peters reminding you
the final scar Tarantula six ball frog six.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
So long, everybody.
Speaker 8 (28:22):
Backyard be Ball is a presentation of NBS Sports, the
network where the really cool guys hang out.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
You calling us.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Somebody pointed out they didn't have car alarms with their kids. Okay,
we fudged a little bit.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
One ain't hundred.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Big shows, you told free Line. Come on, we need
to get a couple contestants and play worthy word.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
We do it next. Good morning, there's a big show
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on the radio.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
We rolling through your Tuesday, February fourth is our feature
track from the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Bit Boy riverardsons here and goober yeah. One of my
favorite football bits ever. It goes pull the boy.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
We'll get it for you in minutes, right.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
And right now? Oh bet on that on their contest.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
But when you hear the Big Show dot com and
can't get through, we'll gonna use somebody.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
You gonna play make that happened to like right now?
I had to have everybody's head.
Speaker 19 (29:40):
I bite the bed, put up.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
A wordy word and a worthy word. Let's meet a
couple of mondies out of Tennessee. We got Curtis and
Caesar from Rogersville.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Good morning, Curtis, good morning, and good morning Caesar, Good morning,
Good morning, our boys.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Welcome. All right, So who usually gets the girl? Between you?
All two bodies?
Speaker 4 (30:07):
No word?
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Okay, we'll let it lay there and pick Caesar for Tater,
All right, right, Tat and Caesar and then me and
Curtis on the other. All right, Curtis, lets me and
you go for the first thirty seconds and see what
we can.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Put on there you ready buy? All right? Then Grady
got the okay, got it right here? All right, start
the clock. Now. A cat will do this when you
rub it. Yes, uh huh. This is a yellow vegetable
you grow in your garden. Yes, come on, baby, let's
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do the dance. This dance hang out.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
No Chubby Checker had the song about it. It's also
the first the first part of a tornado. Okay, yeah,
all right, Karen Blank, she was a singer. This is
a guy that works with wood.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
What sh I'm sorry? Things popping my head first? Nothing
about it? Sad you gave me a weird look.
Speaker 6 (31:12):
Sorry because I didn't know you listened to those.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
I've been in right Alo for forty five years. I
think I've heard about everything. I'll go all right, I'll
come back here.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
I'm sorry. We put a three yearld to board three
yeld to board. Tainter and Caesar, are you at a
seas get there.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
And go all right, the professional where you build cabinets
and stuff. Yes, this is a woman who's made the
road is not straight. It has many blank curve yep.
You go to the barber and get a what.
Speaker 4 (31:49):
Hair cut?
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Instead of a shower, you may get into the tub
and take a what bat in the swimming pool. There's
two ends, the deep end and the.
Speaker 16 (32:03):
Fellow.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Yeah, ure enough, all right, I put a five on
the board to take the lead by two, five to three.
All right, Curtis, come on, we need us in points
right now for you to win the battle of the buddies.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
All right, are you ready?
Speaker 11 (32:19):
Ready?
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Okay? Starting the clock? Now? Another word for your preacher.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
He is your?
Speaker 1 (32:27):
No another one?
Speaker 9 (32:30):
What?
Speaker 1 (32:32):
No, another one? Sooner, lady gonna get me?
Speaker 2 (32:36):
No? No, no, oh gone it keep going. Not a preacher,
not a pastor, not a priest.
Speaker 9 (32:43):
He is your.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
You do this to somebody else, Let me blank to him.
I've been through that. I can help him.
Speaker 7 (32:50):
Let me know.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
No, let me let me help you. Serve you.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
I will.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Oh no, I couldn't say it. So we lose because
I'm an eddie. Oh God of Caesar, did you know
that one?
Speaker 4 (33:07):
Just for the heck of it?
Speaker 2 (33:09):
No?
Speaker 1 (33:10):
I did not.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Yeah, minister, minister was the word. Yeah, you hit all
of them as that what we needed in Curtis. But
good news you didn't try again anytime. Caesar, your buddy
gets the big Old Bertie County Peanuts Prize. Pack and
he'll probably share something with you. I'm guessing.
Speaker 7 (33:29):
Yes. Not.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Good morning, I got a big show on the radio.
Bit request time.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
David Bryant out of Taft, Tennessee, says, play the bit
when Horton double we're back working on a space shuttle
this first time we met, Oh, Horton Double, David would
be happy to do that for you coming up next.
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Good morning, that's a big show on the radio for
some of you heard on the big shows.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Man, I'd like to hear that again. All gotta do
is can get the character.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
The premise of the bit kind of helps our girl
Tator is hot on it.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Manyways, David Bride, you wagg David.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Out of tab Denner See your request is answered right now.
Speaker 9 (34:43):
When we answered this phone, man, Hello, that's heart on
my round on the fire about it now, man, I
just like hearing you say that.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
John Billy here, Oh yeah, mag.
Speaker 7 (34:58):
Away, no driving, nose picking, no gallorie.
Speaker 4 (35:03):
Burning, not much nose picking.
Speaker 7 (35:11):
I don't want to change up on right.
Speaker 4 (35:13):
That was a good Hey.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Listen, Hoyt.
Speaker 21 (35:15):
Now, last we heard Jay Honeycutt from NASA ask you
guys to come down and work for him. So tell
us what happened? Wait, wait a minute, I'm getting pretty
good at this technical lingo you were using. So you
tell me what happened in astronaut ease and then out translated.
Speaker 4 (35:30):
All right, all right, all I just do that.
Speaker 7 (35:32):
Let's say the mission team transferred to the staging area.
Speaker 4 (35:37):
All right, you and Delbert drove to Florida.
Speaker 7 (35:39):
Yeah, we did the vehicle surface maintenance detail.
Speaker 4 (35:44):
Washington wax Jay's car.
Speaker 7 (35:47):
Uh, we got down a little extra vehicular activity.
Speaker 4 (35:50):
Did his wife's car too.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (35:53):
At that point, we had a hand planned equipment mile
function that calls the injury to the distaff member of
the man management.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
What what what happened?
Speaker 7 (36:04):
Mission specialist Delbert run over miss Honeycut's foot when he
was moving the car back in the dryway, at which point,
of course, Jane formed Delbert of a mental deficiency on
his part and pose an alternative theory on the species
of his maternal parents and otherwise stupid.
Speaker 4 (36:24):
Yeah, I know, I think we can translate that.
Speaker 7 (36:27):
One needs to say we was forced to abort and
as a result of the event, we're currently in a
state of reduced mission funded.
Speaker 4 (36:39):
Without paying you.
Speaker 13 (36:43):
Let me see, so this probably won't get you back
onto the A team for that Space Shuttle program.
Speaker 7 (36:48):
No, not till the swelling in Miss honeycuts foot.
Speaker 4 (36:55):
So how did that go?
Speaker 9 (36:57):
All?
Speaker 10 (36:58):
Right?
Speaker 7 (36:58):
Sometime head After all, our manufactured housing environment is fully funded.
In other words, the trailers already painting on. We still
got to buy groceries, which reminds me I got to
run here. Men Joey Chitwood making good word.
Speaker 9 (37:17):
Yeah, well, well you tell him, I.
Speaker 7 (37:19):
Said, don know what you mean, y y'all keep them
straight up.
Speaker 10 (37:53):
Good.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
More than it's a big show the radio.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
You were like this for your Valentine's John boyd Rell
the album. Think you need to put a classic in
there here around the super Bowl time keyword at the
bit box, at the Big Show dot com ball.
Speaker 19 (38:13):
Doesn't want to want to it's it's Randa rowdy rabit poo.
Speaker 14 (38:25):
Sat here with you this morning, flying so long.
Speaker 22 (38:29):
I know what you're saying.
Speaker 14 (38:30):
Why don't you fly so long? Won't be able to
hear you? Go A Gooba is not here this morning.
Speaker 22 (38:39):
He's been struck down by influenza. He opened his window
yesterday and influenza INSI puckets.
Speaker 14 (38:49):
I just got that out of pool pit punch.
Speaker 22 (38:54):
I know what you're saying, you said, hey, row, won't
your congregation.
Speaker 14 (38:57):
When you use that for the pulpit the you're joking out.
Life is hard like my congregation. Listen, this is all
he and the white boy shot.
Speaker 19 (39:04):
It ain't no chance that anyway.
Speaker 14 (39:05):
So what I'd like to do here, it's entertained.
Speaker 22 (39:09):
It was one of my wild famous life analogies. Broadcast
this money if I made all right?
Speaker 9 (39:17):
It was.
Speaker 7 (39:17):
It was a ball game.
Speaker 14 (39:18):
It was a football game.
Speaker 4 (39:20):
It's what it was.
Speaker 22 (39:21):
Pisco High School a couple of years ago, not the
big piss guys, little Pisko high schools, And it was
as a boss and game and oh my goodness, in
my own high school. Matter of fact, we're playing the
best team in the state.
Speaker 14 (39:35):
This team was undefeated.
Speaker 5 (39:36):
Uh huh.
Speaker 14 (39:36):
And I want you to know they was whooping us.
I mean they was whooping us back.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
Uh huh.
Speaker 14 (39:42):
The score was fifty nine and nothing.
Speaker 22 (39:45):
And now they had the fifth string in and we
couldn't even get close to score, and everybody.
Speaker 14 (39:50):
Was beat up all it was terble, right. So the
game was so far out of the way.
Speaker 22 (39:55):
A couple of boys in the stands started hollering for
the coach to put Hooning. Now call Hoon ain't never
played in the ball again, cal Hoon was not a
very good athlete, but son, the boys started yelling.
Speaker 14 (40:09):
Give call holding the ball. Kif call holing the ball.
I mean, the game was out of reach and they
just started.
Speaker 22 (40:15):
Yet pretty soon more people than the stands picked up
the chance and.
Speaker 14 (40:19):
Give call Hooning the ball.
Speaker 22 (40:21):
Little Calhoun, he's sitting on the beach just looking around.
The score went up till about seventy five, then nothing,
and pretty soon the cheerleaders picked.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
Up the chair.
Speaker 14 (40:30):
Give call holding the ball, Give Carol holding the ball?
Why lady.
Speaker 22 (40:35):
The score was up to about eighty five than nothing,
and pretty soon the players on the beach started holling
to the coach, give cal Hooning the ball. Then the
spectators on the other side of the field picked up
the chair.
Speaker 14 (40:49):
By the time the score was about one hundred and
three to nothing.
Speaker 22 (40:52):
Late in the game, the spectators on the other side.
Speaker 14 (40:55):
Was holding Give Caro Hoon the ball. Then there cheerleaders
picked it up. Give out holding the ball. Pretty suit
of the coach.
Speaker 22 (41:02):
Of the other team was honering with everybody in the stadium.
Speaker 14 (41:06):
Give cowhold la blah my pretty suit. The coach on
our team shent Calhoun in the ball.
Speaker 22 (41:13):
Again where they huddled, and they went up to the
line and head was everybody, give calhoon the mall was
they faked the Calhoun handed off to the running back.
Speaker 14 (41:25):
It was down, give cal Hoon the bar, give can
hold the mall. They hounded again. They went up to
the line of scrimmage.
Speaker 22 (41:31):
The quarterback faked another hand off the cawhon and give
it to the hudder running back and people were still
still hunted by this time.
Speaker 14 (41:40):
The coach of our team walked up to the sideline hounding,
give call, hold the ball.
Speaker 22 (41:46):
So they went back in their husband and they took
too much time.
Speaker 14 (41:49):
It was a five yard penal. They went back in
the huddle again.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
Everybody Holley, give.
Speaker 14 (41:54):
Cowholl took care.
Speaker 5 (41:56):
Holding the mall.
Speaker 14 (41:57):
They hunted.
Speaker 22 (41:57):
They stayed in that huddle. Another delay, game car. They
was back five yards again.
Speaker 14 (42:02):
And another one and another one.
Speaker 22 (42:06):
Finally, the quarterback of our team walked in the middle
of the field the whole station given. People driving by
outside the stadium was.
Speaker 14 (42:15):
Having their hands out.
Speaker 19 (42:16):
The one give calho gid carehood about.
Speaker 22 (42:19):
The quarterback held his hands and he made a complete
circle and the fifty yard line in the middle of
the field with his hands and everything.
Speaker 14 (42:28):
The whole stadium grew quiet. It was so quiet you
gonna have pandra.
Speaker 22 (42:32):
The quarterback put his hands up to his mouth and said, calhoon,
say he don't walk the ball.
Speaker 14 (42:45):
Caho hold enjoyed this little analogy as much as I
now I have another one. Maybe I sat down to.
Speaker 19 (42:59):
Lay that.
Speaker 16 (43:04):
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Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio coming up.
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up on the whole Grammy situation there, Okay, we got that.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Before.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
That's oh hear them. I can't believe pingern Bell never
won a Grammy. Let's add them to that list. Let's
just but do have a tune coming up based on
this date in history. Nineteen ninety five, the O. J.
Simpson trial was going on. Prosecution witness Denise Brown cried
on the stand as she described the humiliation and abuse
(00:53):
of her sister Nicole Brown Simpson. This about time of
this trial, remember watching this that h Jay, he's guilty, man,
He's he's done. And then it started turning around when
when they all played that famous card they hold on
to thirty.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Years ago that sounds that don't worry.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Figure and Bountain were right there capturing the moment in music.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
D or in tall.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
I know damn shoes were expensive. They got scuffed climbing fences.
When you came home that night. It was tall wall. Oh,
but you knew you could scale it because you had
(02:01):
to hide tail it bar ten forty fly. Don't you
draw no hog in jury for little hanging fair able.
The night of space is always your best space.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
When you're feet and cord a scrimmage.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
Light them Bruno Mouggly show fields Fine, too bad, it's
just the gloves. They didn't feelin though. You ate of
getting no endorsements early love enforcement really screwed up your case.
(02:58):
It may be sunny, but there's a dark cloud approaching.
You better hide your Hihsman trophy, hide your husband trophy.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
You better hide your husband trophy before it's too.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Incredible. Moment passed.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Alright, come on, y'all, let's play Beat the Blonde one
eight hundred, big show.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
You told free Line. We'll get a contestant and play next.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Good morning, and it's a big show on the radio
running to your Tuesday morning. Our feature track from the
Big show bed box, Reverend Simcere and Goober.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Give calhouon the ball, Yes, the classic Reverend goom aheading
to the big game this weekend.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
They got on their contest, but you can't get to
We'll call you rather have a major victory in your life.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
We may that, haben. Let's see what we're doing right
now without blonde.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Can't take time.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Let's meet our contestant, Michael out of Rowing Oat, Virginia.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Good morning, Michael, Good morning, what a welcome. Bye Michael.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
We're gonna ask Tata some questions. You agree or disagree
whether she's right wrong? For two buzzers and you win. Okay, guys, Tato.
William Penn, one of our founding fathers, once observed that quote.
It spoils a man's help, ruins his mind, and can
(05:27):
even make him unmanly.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
What is it?
Speaker 6 (05:31):
Women?
Speaker 7 (05:33):
All right?
Speaker 4 (05:34):
All right?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
What you're talking about?
Speaker 8 (05:37):
Thank you?
Speaker 7 (05:38):
Thank you?
Speaker 6 (05:40):
That would be a tobacci.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Tobacci tobacco is what she's saying, Michael, Agree or disagree?
Speaker 9 (05:48):
I disagree?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Disagree? Wow, well that was the name to know.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
What do you think it is? Michael?
Speaker 9 (05:56):
I think it's marriage.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
No, it's alcohol.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
Shout out to the.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Marriage to the alcohol. Oll you disagree? That was the
main thing. You got a bail right there.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
Oh god, that's a lot to unpack right there. We're
gonna leave it right there.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Well, let's let's go over to the adventures of Tom
Sawyer Gray Huckleberry Finn disguise himself as a girl. But
he gave himself away when he couldn't do something that
girls do.
Speaker 10 (06:34):
What couldn't he do?
Speaker 6 (06:36):
He couldn't get Tom interested. Everyone knows this. When he
couldn't he couldn't set a table correctly.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
He could not set a table correctly is what gave
Uck fil away.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Michael agree or disagree.
Speaker 7 (06:55):
A disagree again?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
And that was the thing to do.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
By the way, Hungleberry fan could not thread a needle
something obviously that girls.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
Yeah, we don't have great.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Hey, weill worked out for Michael's big old happy herd
head up to rowing over for you.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
My congratulations, Thank you so much, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
All right, we're gonna jump out, catch you up on
your news right on the other side. Our time capsule
for this February and fort and then we're getting the
playhouse and a minute.
Speaker 11 (08:13):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 12 (08:29):
Thank you, John Boy, you're well. Good morning everybody. It's
mister Rubar here for some Hume.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Good morning, Good.
Speaker 12 (08:38):
Morning, Randy, sayd bye for Hume. Does your wife know
you're wearing her shoes?
Speaker 13 (08:44):
Actually?
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
What about the blouse? I laid it out last night.
This is something my mother, My mother says, you.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Know just like you like it?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Thanks mom, Now I'll make you laugh. Why do termites?
I'll take that bit. I mean, what do termites say
it works?
Speaker 4 (09:13):
What do they have for breakfast? Oak meal?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
What kind of school does a carpenter go to? What
boarding school? What are you buying bazooka bubblegum or something?
Speaker 12 (09:32):
No, but you know that Bazuka Joe's turtleneck that goes
up over his nose. Yeah, that might be a good
look for you.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
I'll try that.
Speaker 12 (09:40):
A man came around in hospital after a serious accident.
He shouted, doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs. The
doctor saide, I know I've cut your arms off. What
do you call a cow that lives in an igloo?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
An Eskie Moon.
Speaker 12 (10:01):
Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid
the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let
the other one off after the flash on his camera
mount function. What did Satan get back from the drug store?
What prints of darkness? Why didn't the squirrel cross the
(10:27):
telephone wire? Why because the line was busy?
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Are there blood.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Banks in England? Answer?
Speaker 14 (10:42):
You don't know.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
You don't know. I don't either.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
But there's a Liverpool.
Speaker 12 (10:51):
And what was on the license plate of the pickup
truck of the sheep farmer?
Speaker 15 (10:55):
What you haul.
Speaker 7 (10:58):
Get it?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
That's a baby sheep.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
You've been buying Jegermeister again.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
No, but that's not a bad idea.
Speaker 12 (11:08):
Now, this is the story of Zeba Dayah, a farmer
who was in the fertilized egg business. He had several
hundred young laying hens called pullets, and eight or ten roosters.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Pullets got a funny. Roosters sounded kind.
Speaker 16 (11:23):
Of weird too.
Speaker 12 (11:24):
Yeah, the roosters haven't got me concentrating. It was their
job to fertilize the eggs. See when a rooster likes
a hen very very much.
Speaker 9 (11:35):
Well.
Speaker 12 (11:35):
Zeb kept careful records in Any rooster that didn't perform
came out of the starting lineup and went right into
the soup pot. All this record keeping took an awful
lot of Zeb's time. So Zeb got a set of
tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Now, each
bell had a different tone, so that Zeb could tell
from a distance which rooster was performing hit set on
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the porch and bill out efficiency report simply by listening
to the bell.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Now, where were they working in the hotel lobby?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
You try to find a bell at six o'clock.
Speaker 12 (12:11):
Anyway, Zeb's favorite rooster was old Brewster, and a fine one.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
He was, too.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Rooster.
Speaker 12 (12:20):
But on this particular morning, Zeb noticed that Brewster's bell
had not rung at all, so he went to investigate. Well,
the other roosters were chasing pullets. Bells are ringing. Well,
the pullets would hear the roosters coming and would run
for cover.
Speaker 16 (12:38):
And who can blame that?
Speaker 12 (12:40):
But to Zeb's amazement, Brewster had his bell in his beak,
so it couldn't ring in his what beak?
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Oh, his little rooster lips.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
How does he go back if his mouth is full?
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Shut up ring?
Speaker 12 (12:53):
H'd sneak up on a pullet, get busy and walk
on to the next one. Huh, zeb was so proud
of Brewster the Rooster that he entered him in the
County Fair, and Brewster was an overnight sensation. The judges
awarded him the Nobel Peace Prize and the bullet Surprise
Pullet surprise. Yeah, get out, I'm getting I'm mister Rubarb
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saying I'm mister rub Hey.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
You wanna bar my blouse?
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Fuck you?
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Jun Boyan Dilly, Good morning, rad Yo, dumb right.
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Good morning.
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It is.
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No I just born a curve feelers for the truck.
Speaker 10 (14:11):
I thought it was gloat again.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
In the window.
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When we're pulling off this, I might give you a
pleasant dice for your drug.
Speaker 7 (14:20):
You look at me.
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Alright, well, oh yes that specials. Yeah, I got it
in my head. Don't worry about it right now, because
it is time for us to act. I will show
you with the rest of our listeners and enjoy action.
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Hello friends, you're all pal Burn Bern here with another
knuckle cracking edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 10 (14:46):
Today's episode the Right Stuff.
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As our story opens, General Rodney hot Rod Lincoln is
speaking with Professor Moran in.
Speaker 10 (14:55):
The early days of NASA.
Speaker 18 (14:57):
Sorry said, if you think that's impressive, you should see
where I pin my medals in the shower.
Speaker 6 (15:03):
Hilarious rough room.
Speaker 18 (15:06):
So now the boys tell me that this whole zero
gravity deal is giving them fits. What's the skinny?
Speaker 15 (15:12):
Well, general, the news is not good. We're having a
devil of a time trying to find a pen that
works in zero gravity.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Gay many Christmas, woman, I thought this was important.
Speaker 15 (15:22):
Well, sir, you must understand that our astronauts must take
copious amount of notes. It's imperative that we collect data
on all aspects of every launch. The mission depends on it.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
So how's it going?
Speaker 6 (15:35):
Well, sir, We've been working on this problem for a decade.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Oh, I don't say how long?
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Exactly?
Speaker 6 (15:42):
Ten years?
Speaker 7 (15:43):
Sir?
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So tell me how much money have you spent.
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On this today?
Speaker 15 (15:49):
Twelve billions, twelve.
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Billion tax million dollars on a friend.
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You know how many toilet seats that buys for the Pentagon?
Speaker 16 (16:00):
No?
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Seven?
Speaker 10 (16:03):
But that's not important right now.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Dag god it woman?
Speaker 18 (16:06):
Why haven't you fired the idiots working on this and
hired Smudner people.
Speaker 15 (16:10):
These are the greatest minds in science, sir. It's not
easy creating a pen that writes in zero gravity upside down?
On any surface in temperatures ranging from below freezing to
three hundred degrees celsius.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Abooo, well enough is enough? Scraped the project?
Speaker 6 (16:27):
What are we gonna do?
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Then?
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Do what the damn Ruskies do?
Speaker 6 (16:30):
What's that?
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Use a pencil?
Speaker 4 (16:33):
Son up.
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And we hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
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You want to make it up to me those top
two buttons and be a good place to start.
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Tune in next time when we'll hear the foreman at
the Russian pencil factory.
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Say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
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I find some stuff.
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playing backyard football, as we just recently got that when
was getting in the playoffs, we got backyard b ball. Yes, uh,
Mark Packer, By the way, this is usually packs time
here when we get in basketball season.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
But he had to have an emergency root canal.
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Oh wow, better him than meubless on.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
All right, So we'll catch up with pack next week.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
So instead of talking about college b ball, let's go
back to when we were kids.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Action the Oh.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Street teruntiall eyes star Donasty has crumballed in the offseason.
The Cedar Street Bullfrogs thirsty for a victory after a
long dry spell.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Today the Bullfrogs.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Trying to steal one away right in the Tarantula's backyard. Literally,
this is Backyard be Ball on NBS.
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Speaker 1 (21:32):
Come Hogg and everybody.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Red Peters along Wisconti's Kreudaminski here in Tommy Jordan's backyard
for another afternoon of backyard be ball. We're in for
a short season, but we're stealing it forward to some
great action.
Speaker 16 (21:45):
He knows no better way to kick it off than
the game we got here today, which is a rematch
of last year's championship series.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Of course, the Tarantulas are definitely not the same team
as last year. My low Jordan turned thirteen during the offseason.
He's now too cool want to play with the younger kids. Luckily,
his brother Pete he's still in the game, so we
still get to use dund Jordan's backyard.
Speaker 16 (22:06):
Yeah, the Bugs are also open in the season without
Scotty Griffin who got braces over the Christmas break. You
know where around the league is that Scotty still wants
to play, but his mom and dad said they spent
too much money to risk him bust in his mouth
open over in their words, some stupid game.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Well less all meadow mouth.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Well, the bull Frogs are not without their problems behind
the scenes as well. We'll bring you up to day
on that a little later. We'll be back with a
tip off after this brief time out.
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A knife that can cut through a shoe and still
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the Possibilities.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Already we're back any here we go. Bull Frog control
of the tap, working that inside the big stud Jabbar
who lays it off the glass for the game's first
two points.
Speaker 16 (23:05):
You know, Red, it's not really glass, It's actually compressed
firebird board with a code.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
White faint on it.
Speaker 16 (23:10):
I think they ain't know what I mean, Scot, I
tell you, bich Stud could be the difference in this
game today. We all remember his long nasty holdout over money,
and I guess it eventually paid off because the guy's
allowance bumped up to five dollars a week seems.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
To have kept himself in pretty good shape during the
off season.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Two Tarantul, let's bring them all across the line. The
new guy, point guard, Scooter ride Man, is really the
spark plug of this team. He can't find an open man,
fires it in for three point lives shut at Tarantulus.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Lead three to two, and while Scooter steals the inbounds.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Past, fires him an out of the three yes six
two Tarantula.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Hot start for Scooter.
Speaker 16 (23:44):
He's causing quite a stir lately, told everybody he likes
to use his sister's easy makeop and always outrages this guy.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Rodman loves the spotlight, maybe a little too much, but
the kid can play ball.
Speaker 16 (23:55):
Then, I guess that's all that matters. And the Bullfrogs
want to tie him out. New man checking in the
game here, call me crazy, Rid. It looks like Emmanuel
Lewis the guy from TV's Webster. What's fox Master? P
Garth Brooks, What's what? The celebrities trying to live up
their fantasies by playing sports. I mean, look at this guy,
forty years old, he's still the shortest player.
Speaker 5 (24:14):
On the cool.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Webster drives toward the basket.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Oh he's hammered by the Tarantulus enforcer, Stinky spree Well,
blatant cheap shot right there.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
You know, spring Well has been anohing but prophe since
he joined this league.
Speaker 16 (24:26):
It's his first game coming off that suspension for giving
coach Dan the atomic wedgie last year.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
That looks like he's picked up right where he left off.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
But you know, scrout since my arrest for giving a
ride to that transvestite prostitute. I'm a big believer in
second chance and anything you say. Rid, By the way,
it really was just a ride, you know, And he
really did look like I want.
Speaker 4 (24:44):
Less just concert on the game.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Red all right, Webster is crying. He's being helped off
the cart. Looks like he's come back. Gonna be a
short one, no pun intended, sayha, Alex Carris on the
way back down.
Speaker 16 (24:54):
Webb, Who is this coming in to shoot the free throws?
Looks like the world's oldest cabbage patch kids. Oh that's
little Mike Brady.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Not the most talented guy on the court, but he's
crappy Guy's a coach's.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Dream, a true little general.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
Now you do know that his dad is packed up
the grill for the winter, don't you buy?
Speaker 2 (25:11):
You said he's a fat tub of gold. But he's
still manages to see both free throws. And oh, Tommy
Jordan's mom is back from the grocery store. She's yelling
for everybody to help her carry the bags in the house.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
That means it's halftime. Tatula is on top six four.
We'll be back on the second half right after this.
Speaker 4 (25:32):
But white er, but white arm? Now, how is that
supposed to zell root beer?
Speaker 2 (25:45):
I wonder imagine This broadcast is copyrighted by the Backyard
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Peter's along with Scott's Cronamsky back for the second half
of today's game. Tarantula's had the ball and the six
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four leads one change for the Tarantulas. Scooter Rodman, mister outrageus,
has left the game. Says he's going to make some
cupcakes for his sister's birthday party.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
And for him is.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Buddy Ray mutumballa who last year was averaging twelve points
a game, but this year he's just not at the speed.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
What's the story there, Scroudie.
Speaker 16 (26:22):
Well, here's another guy that's plagued by troubles in the
off season. I mean his parents were on Jerry Springer
last month. That's gotta be a tough break for any kid.
You know, mom actually seems pretty happy now that she's
moved in with her husband's sister, but you know, the
resin from the kids at school. Let's put this guy
into a real tail spin.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Tar Angela's get the ball to Matumbaule right away. He
bounces it off his foot, bull frogs ball. Mike McGuire
over from the fowline. That's good and we're tired.
Speaker 16 (26:47):
That's sick and McGuire still holds the all time league
record seventy points in a game. Although there is an
asterisk in the book due to Mike's USSO performance enhancer.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Well, we should point out that although Mountain dew is
banned in baseball and football, on the list of approved
substances for backyard ball.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
You know that's got a change, red.
Speaker 16 (27:04):
I mean, way too many kids lives being messed up
by that caffeine and citrus tick.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
Remember, kids don't do the dude.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Now, this wouldn't have anything to do with the fact
that your uncle drives a U who truck on it.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
Just call the game check as urns.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Let's be the ball to my tumble again. He looks
for every clench on the baseline. Ball sails over Lynch's
head and hill bouncer's right off of Missus Jordan's niece
ign popfinder.
Speaker 16 (27:26):
Oh boy, looks like the ball's left a dent in
the door. Up here comes Missus Jordan.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
That is one unhappy woman. Off she's going for the ball.
Speaker 16 (27:36):
Missus Jordan grabs son Pete by the arms. She's dragging
him in the house. Uh up's taking the ball to yep, beast,
just gonna about to do it.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Come on, well, we really don't have any other alternatives here.
Terry Taylor's goal doesn't.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Have an ap.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Mike Martin's father's got an RV parked in his driveway.
The only other option is for everybody to go over
to Citizen Rendy's HI. And we know there's not a
snowball's chance of that happening. So well, I guess that's
a bawlgain. Yeah, here go another season of Backyard be Ball.
Interpret any cause of a lockout, unbelievam.
Speaker 16 (28:05):
All of course, NBS Sports will be standing by to
bring in any breaking news or any really good butt
whooping story.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
But for now, that's it. From Jordan's House.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
On Oak Street for Scott'scronaminski, I'm Red Peters reminding you
the final scar Tarantula six ball frog six.
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So long, everybody.
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You calling us.
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Somebody pointed out they didn't have car alarms with their kids. Okay,
we fudged a little bit.
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One ain't hundred.
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Big shows, you told free Line. Come on, we need
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We do it next. Good morning, there's a big show
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We rolling through your Tuesday, February fourth is our feature
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Bit Boy riverardsons here and goober yeah. One of my
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We'll get it for you in minutes, right.
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You gonna play make that happened to like right now?
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I bite the bed, put up.
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A wordy word and a worthy word. Let's meet a
couple of mondies out of Tennessee. We got Curtis and
Caesar from Rogersville.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Good morning, Curtis, good morning, and good morning Caesar, Good morning,
Good morning, our boys.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
Welcome. All right, So who usually gets the girl? Between you?
All two bodies?
Speaker 4 (30:07):
No word?
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Okay, we'll let it lay there and pick Caesar for Tater,
All right, right, Tat and Caesar and then me and
Curtis on the other. All right, Curtis, lets me and
you go for the first thirty seconds and see what
we can.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Put on there you ready buy? All right? Then Grady
got the okay, got it right here? All right, start
the clock. Now. A cat will do this when you
rub it. Yes, uh huh. This is a yellow vegetable
you grow in your garden. Yes, come on, baby, let's
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do the dance. This dance hang out.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
No Chubby Checker had the song about it. It's also
the first the first part of a tornado. Okay, yeah,
all right, Karen Blank, she was a singer. This is
a guy that works with wood.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
What sh I'm sorry? Things popping my head first? Nothing
about it? Sad you gave me a weird look.
Speaker 6 (31:12):
Sorry because I didn't know you listened to those.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
I've been in right Alo for forty five years. I
think I've heard about everything. I'll go all right, I'll
come back here.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
I'm sorry. We put a three yearld to board three
yeld to board. Tainter and Caesar, are you at a
seas get there.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
And go all right, the professional where you build cabinets
and stuff. Yes, this is a woman who's made the
road is not straight. It has many blank curve yep.
You go to the barber and get a what.
Speaker 4 (31:49):
Hair cut?
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Instead of a shower, you may get into the tub
and take a what bat in the swimming pool. There's
two ends, the deep end and the.
Speaker 16 (32:03):
Fellow.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Yeah, ure enough, all right, I put a five on
the board to take the lead by two, five to three.
All right, Curtis, come on, we need us in points
right now for you to win the battle of the buddies.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
All right, are you ready?
Speaker 11 (32:19):
Ready?
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Okay? Starting the clock? Now? Another word for your preacher.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
He is your?
Speaker 1 (32:27):
No another one?
Speaker 9 (32:30):
What?
Speaker 1 (32:32):
No, another one? Sooner, lady gonna get me?
Speaker 2 (32:36):
No? No, no, oh gone it keep going. Not a preacher,
not a pastor, not a priest.
Speaker 9 (32:43):
He is your.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
You do this to somebody else, Let me blank to him.
I've been through that. I can help him.
Speaker 7 (32:50):
Let me know.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
No, let me let me help you. Serve you.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
I will.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Oh no, I couldn't say it. So we lose because
I'm an eddie. Oh God of Caesar, did you know
that one?
Speaker 4 (33:07):
Just for the heck of it?
Speaker 2 (33:09):
No?
Speaker 1 (33:10):
I did not.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Yeah, minister, minister was the word. Yeah, you hit all
of them as that what we needed in Curtis. But
good news you didn't try again anytime. Caesar, your buddy
gets the big Old Bertie County Peanuts Prize. Pack and
he'll probably share something with you. I'm guessing.
Speaker 7 (33:29):
Yes. Not.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Good morning, I got a big show on the radio.
Bit request time.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
David Bryant out of Taft, Tennessee, says, play the bit
when Horton double we're back working on a space shuttle
this first time we met, Oh, Horton Double, David would
be happy to do that for you coming up next.
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Good morning, that's a big show on the radio for
some of you heard on the big shows.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Man, I'd like to hear that again. All gotta do
is can get the character.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
The premise of the bit kind of helps our girl
Tator is hot on it.
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Manyways, David Bride, you wagg David.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Out of tab Denner See your request is answered right now.
Speaker 9 (34:43):
When we answered this phone, man, Hello, that's heart on
my round on the fire about it now, man, I
just like hearing you say that.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
John Billy here, Oh yeah, mag.
Speaker 7 (34:58):
Away, no driving, nose picking, no gallorie.
Speaker 4 (35:03):
Burning, not much nose picking.
Speaker 7 (35:11):
I don't want to change up on right.
Speaker 4 (35:13):
That was a good Hey.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Listen, Hoyt.
Speaker 21 (35:15):
Now, last we heard Jay Honeycutt from NASA ask you
guys to come down and work for him. So tell
us what happened? Wait, wait a minute, I'm getting pretty
good at this technical lingo you were using. So you
tell me what happened in astronaut ease and then out translated.
Speaker 4 (35:30):
All right, all right, all I just do that.
Speaker 7 (35:32):
Let's say the mission team transferred to the staging area.
Speaker 4 (35:37):
All right, you and Delbert drove to Florida.
Speaker 7 (35:39):
Yeah, we did the vehicle surface maintenance detail.
Speaker 4 (35:44):
Washington wax Jay's car.
Speaker 7 (35:47):
Uh, we got down a little extra vehicular activity.
Speaker 4 (35:50):
Did his wife's car too.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (35:53):
At that point, we had a hand planned equipment mile
function that calls the injury to the distaff member of
the man management.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
What what what happened?
Speaker 7 (36:04):
Mission specialist Delbert run over miss Honeycut's foot when he
was moving the car back in the dryway, at which point,
of course, Jane formed Delbert of a mental deficiency on
his part and pose an alternative theory on the species
of his maternal parents and otherwise stupid.
Speaker 4 (36:24):
Yeah, I know, I think we can translate that.
Speaker 7 (36:27):
One needs to say we was forced to abort and
as a result of the event, we're currently in a
state of reduced mission funded.
Speaker 4 (36:39):
Without paying you.
Speaker 13 (36:43):
Let me see, so this probably won't get you back
onto the A team for that Space Shuttle program.
Speaker 7 (36:48):
No, not till the swelling in Miss honeycuts foot.
Speaker 4 (36:55):
So how did that go?
Speaker 9 (36:57):
All?
Speaker 10 (36:58):
Right?
Speaker 7 (36:58):
Sometime head After all, our manufactured housing environment is fully funded.
In other words, the trailers already painting on. We still
got to buy groceries, which reminds me I got to
run here. Men Joey Chitwood making good word.
Speaker 9 (37:17):
Yeah, well, well you tell him, I.
Speaker 7 (37:19):
Said, don know what you mean, y y'all keep them
straight up.
Speaker 10 (37:53):
Good.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
More than it's a big show the radio.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
You were like this for your Valentine's John boyd Rell
the album. Think you need to put a classic in
there here around the super Bowl time keyword at the
bit box, at the Big Show dot com ball.
Speaker 19 (38:13):
Doesn't want to want to it's it's Randa rowdy rabit poo.
Speaker 14 (38:25):
Sat here with you this morning, flying so long.
Speaker 22 (38:29):
I know what you're saying.
Speaker 14 (38:30):
Why don't you fly so long? Won't be able to
hear you? Go A Gooba is not here this morning.
Speaker 22 (38:39):
He's been struck down by influenza. He opened his window
yesterday and influenza INSI puckets.
Speaker 14 (38:49):
I just got that out of pool pit punch.
Speaker 22 (38:54):
I know what you're saying, you said, hey, row, won't
your congregation.
Speaker 14 (38:57):
When you use that for the pulpit the you're joking out.
Life is hard like my congregation. Listen, this is all
he and the white boy shot.
Speaker 19 (39:04):
It ain't no chance that anyway.
Speaker 14 (39:05):
So what I'd like to do here, it's entertained.
Speaker 22 (39:09):
It was one of my wild famous life analogies. Broadcast
this money if I made all right?
Speaker 9 (39:17):
It was.
Speaker 7 (39:17):
It was a ball game.
Speaker 14 (39:18):
It was a football game.
Speaker 4 (39:20):
It's what it was.
Speaker 22 (39:21):
Pisco High School a couple of years ago, not the
big piss guys, little Pisko high schools, And it was
as a boss and game and oh my goodness, in
my own high school. Matter of fact, we're playing the
best team in the state.
Speaker 14 (39:35):
This team was undefeated.
Speaker 5 (39:36):
Uh huh.
Speaker 14 (39:36):
And I want you to know they was whooping us.
I mean they was whooping us back.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
Uh huh.
Speaker 14 (39:42):
The score was fifty nine and nothing.
Speaker 22 (39:45):
And now they had the fifth string in and we
couldn't even get close to score, and everybody.
Speaker 14 (39:50):
Was beat up all it was terble, right. So the
game was so far out of the way.
Speaker 22 (39:55):
A couple of boys in the stands started hollering for
the coach to put Hooning. Now call Hoon ain't never
played in the ball again, cal Hoon was not a
very good athlete, but son, the boys started yelling.
Speaker 14 (40:09):
Give call holding the ball. Kif call holing the ball.
I mean, the game was out of reach and they
just started.
Speaker 22 (40:15):
Yet pretty soon more people than the stands picked up
the chance and.
Speaker 14 (40:19):
Give call Hooning the ball.
Speaker 22 (40:21):
Little Calhoun, he's sitting on the beach just looking around.
The score went up till about seventy five, then nothing,
and pretty soon the cheerleaders picked.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
Up the chair.
Speaker 14 (40:30):
Give call holding the ball, Give Carol holding the ball?
Why lady.
Speaker 22 (40:35):
The score was up to about eighty five than nothing,
and pretty soon the players on the beach started holling
to the coach, give cal Hooning the ball. Then the
spectators on the other side of the field picked up
the chair.
Speaker 14 (40:49):
By the time the score was about one hundred and
three to nothing.
Speaker 22 (40:52):
Late in the game, the spectators on the other side.
Speaker 14 (40:55):
Was holding Give Caro Hoon the ball. Then there cheerleaders
picked it up. Give out holding the ball. Pretty suit
of the coach.
Speaker 22 (41:02):
Of the other team was honering with everybody in the stadium.
Speaker 14 (41:06):
Give cowhold la blah my pretty suit. The coach on
our team shent Calhoun in the ball.
Speaker 22 (41:13):
Again where they huddled, and they went up to the
line and head was everybody, give calhoon the mall was
they faked the Calhoun handed off to the running back.
Speaker 14 (41:25):
It was down, give cal Hoon the bar, give can
hold the mall. They hounded again. They went up to
the line of scrimmage.
Speaker 22 (41:31):
The quarterback faked another hand off the cawhon and give
it to the hudder running back and people were still
still hunted by this time.
Speaker 14 (41:40):
The coach of our team walked up to the sideline hounding,
give call, hold the ball.
Speaker 22 (41:46):
So they went back in their husband and they took
too much time.
Speaker 14 (41:49):
It was a five yard penal. They went back in
the huddle again.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
Everybody Holley, give.
Speaker 14 (41:54):
Cowholl took care.
Speaker 5 (41:56):
Holding the mall.
Speaker 14 (41:57):
They hunted.
Speaker 22 (41:57):
They stayed in that huddle. Another delay, game car. They
was back five yards again.
Speaker 14 (42:02):
And another one and another one.
Speaker 22 (42:06):
Finally, the quarterback of our team walked in the middle
of the field the whole station given. People driving by
outside the stadium was.
Speaker 14 (42:15):
Having their hands out.
Speaker 19 (42:16):
The one give calho gid carehood about.
Speaker 22 (42:19):
The quarterback held his hands and he made a complete
circle and the fifty yard line in the middle of
the field with his hands and everything.
Speaker 14 (42:28):
The whole stadium grew quiet. It was so quiet you
gonna have pandra.
Speaker 22 (42:32):
The quarterback put his hands up to his mouth and said, calhoon,
say he don't walk the ball.
Speaker 14 (42:45):
Caho hold enjoyed this little analogy as much as I
now I have another one. Maybe I sat down to.
Speaker 19 (42:59):
Lay that.
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