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Speaker 1 (00:26):
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Here right now, it's time to beat the blonde.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Let's wait on contestant. We got Daniel from Dora, Alabama.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Good morning, Daniel, Good morning, good morning Mony, welcome, thank you.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Dana Will asked it there some questions you agree or
disagree whether he thinks she's right or wrong.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
You get two bills for two buzzers, and you will.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
Can't bet already that girl is over tail.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Okay, Aristotle, of course you're familiar with Arison.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I'm all of his work, the stuffles albums.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Well.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
He once said that even the bitterest of enemies I
didn't know Rishoole uses usual word like bitterest. Even the
bitterest of enemies can be united by a common a.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Common, a common infection, infection.
Speaker 6 (01:51):
That brings all of us together.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I don't think Arizona was a doctor laid one on.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
I think them what brings, But in common is a desire.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
A desire.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Even the bitter, bitterest of enemies can be united by
the common desires.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
What date they said, Dan disagree?
Speaker 7 (02:13):
That's a good one.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I think it's beer, but.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
I disagree.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
You still think I'm gonna disagree with that? Well that
was the thing to do.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yes, you're united by common danger, all right, Daniel going,
when you got you got one one more and you
win one more.
Speaker 8 (02:40):
So.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Albert Einstein, one smart feller to another. He once told
a newspaper reporter that in his entire life he had
only two really good ones, two really.
Speaker 6 (02:54):
Good what look at haircuts?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
If I picture he was natural, you think.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
He's only had two really good ideas?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Einshein's ed he only had really two good ideas.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
All right, Daniel, agree or disagree? I am going to
agree with that one. You agreeing with that? And that one?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
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Speaker 2 (03:45):
All right, buddy, thank you, thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Why about the hours time you knew we're gonna celebrate
ja Jahamore's birthday. How in the world we're gonna do that?
Speaker 9 (04:03):
Hang on Friday, Good morning, This will make sewing a rating.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
You on Thursday, February sixth you having the birthday today,
you're sharing one.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
With Jean Jagamore.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Jajah would about one hundred days today. We're gonna celebrate
her birthday by celebrating her twin sister, Eva Gamore.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
It's her birthday too again. Yeahs, yeah, she was a
late bloomer. Yeah, well she's starring of course in Green.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Ancher is one of our favorite shows, and we honor
right now.
Speaker 10 (05:16):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse Today's episode, Big
Trouble in Green Acres. As our story opens, gentleman farmer
Oliver Wendell Douglas is about to gently wake his sweet
a sleeping wife, Lisa.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Good morning, Lisa.
Speaker 11 (05:39):
Wait a minute, I'm not on Mike. There we go, Darling.
I'm sorry. I mostly celebrites rosie alarm.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Oh no, I turned it off so you could sleep
it on your birthday.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
Oh, Oliver, you remembered, of course.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
I remember, Darling. This is your special data.
Speaker 9 (05:56):
What up?
Speaker 5 (05:58):
Oh am, I ever gonna get some rudy toty fresh
and booty with us? When the world could that be?
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Well, good morning there, mister Douglas. Fine day to be alive,
ain't it?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Mister Hani? What can I do for you? Not a thing?
Speaker 4 (06:15):
I just come by to bring a gift to the
missus on her birthday. Little something from the latest business
venture of the Haini Marketing Octopus, our new retail outlet.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Hainie Brainy.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Hani Brainy, conveniently located right beside the food court at
the new Hooterville Mall, and just chalk full of the
latest educational toys for children of all ages, whether you
want to learn about static electricity or make one of
them simulated tornadoes in the empty co colar bottle.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Haini Brainy is the bomb.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
And this here gives certificate entitles Missus Douglas to a
full five percent discount on anything in the store up
certain Harry Potters Science Lab out excluded. Well, I reckon,
I'll be running along giving my best to Missus Douglas.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Yes, yes I will, Thanks very much. Goodbye.
Speaker 11 (07:06):
Mister Who was that darling.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Mister Haney? He dropped by a birthday present for you.
I did he know today was your birthday?
Speaker 12 (07:18):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (07:18):
Is that from the new handy brandis store? I hear
this place is the bomb of.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
All the I'm never gonna get my groove on. I'll
be right back.
Speaker 10 (07:31):
Warn't nervous ugglers, Hank Agent, you're a county Kimball. I mean,
Hank Kimball, you're a county agent.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Here, mister Kimball, what brings you here? Well?
Speaker 10 (07:42):
I hear this is missus Douglas's big day, although actually
the big day would be the day she was actually born.
I guess today would be kind of like the anniversary
of the big day.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
Yes, yes, mister Kimball, I'm familiar with the concept of
the birthday.
Speaker 10 (07:53):
Well, anyways, I just want to drop a little gift
off for the little lady.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
The Hooterville Crops of the Year calendar.
Speaker 10 (07:59):
Yep, some of it. He's in there, agriculturally speaking, of course.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
Yes, of course, thank you, mister Kimble. I'll see that
she gets it. Have a nice day. Who is that,
mister Kimball. Don't you listen? Apparently he got word about
your birthday too. Oh for the lover? Who can that be?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
How did, mister Douglas.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Good morning, mister Zephyl. Oh tell me you bought my
wife a present too.
Speaker 10 (08:26):
Yeah, me and Rdle went on you on it together.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
The Hainy three thousand universal TV remote. Yep.
Speaker 10 (08:32):
Arnold says you can teach it to run up to
eight different gizmos. This is the same one he bought
for his new home theater system.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yes, well, that's very thoughtful of you both.
Speaker 10 (08:40):
Now, Ardol says you better stuck up on him a
bettery though that thing sucks and dry like nobody's business.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Well, tell Arnold, thanks for the temp.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Goodbye, mister Ziphyl, in case you wanted to know, that
was mister Zephyl. Well, liast, it looks like Hooterville has
definitely gotten a word about your birthday.
Speaker 11 (08:58):
Oh, Oliver, I'm so ashamed.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
What the accident? Shame? Why?
Speaker 13 (09:10):
Well, remember when mister Kimber suggested you give up on
corn and start growing, So.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Sure I do.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
It was the greatest thing of my life. Finally something
on this farm I can actually get to grow.
Speaker 13 (09:27):
Well, once this oibien started to grow, you start to
spend more time and more time in the field and
less time with me. I got lonely, darling, and then
a woman gets lonely. Well, things happen, Lisa.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Are you saying there's been another man?
Speaker 13 (09:45):
Oh, darling, I'm saying there has been a lot of
other men.
Speaker 11 (09:51):
That is why everyone's remembering my birthday.
Speaker 6 (09:53):
More than one man in.
Speaker 13 (09:54):
This town has used me as his own personal porcupine.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
You mean you're by.
Speaker 11 (10:02):
Yes, that's it, darling.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
So then you mean mister Hany yes, mister Kimball, yes,
mister Zepho.
Speaker 11 (10:09):
And mister Jacka as a general store.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
Wa sa, So anyone else?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Hold on a second, Hey, Dad, is a birdday girl home?
I bought her a little present. Oh no, not amp too?
Lay sala salle sa. Huh Dad? Is this a bad time?
Not your father, and it's a very bad time. I
come back later.
Speaker 11 (10:33):
Oh, Oliver, I'm so sorry. Can you ever.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Forgives me how many times did this happen?
Speaker 11 (10:39):
They'll open up that jewelry box over on Zie.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Dresser jewelry box.
Speaker 13 (10:43):
Why every time I was with another man, I went
out and picked up one of your soybeans.
Speaker 11 (10:48):
Then I put it in that box to remember my shame.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
If you've been picking up my soy beans to begin with,
we were not. Let's say, here looks like about five soybeans. Well,
I suppose that after forty years of marriage. That's hey,
wait a minute, there's thirty dollars in cash too.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
What's that doing here?
Speaker 11 (11:08):
Well, then's the press of soybeans his ten dollars a bushel.
I decided to sell out.
Speaker 10 (11:21):
Of all the I mean, we hope you've enjoyed John
Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
I'll just take that thirty dollars.
Speaker 10 (11:29):
Then again, next time we will hear the crusty old
cashier at HAINI Brainy say.
Speaker 14 (11:36):
Hey, big man, let me hold it more than it's
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a big seaw radio.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Glad you here? Never know what you gonna get when
you turn that radio on, do you? And now you
got this anymore? Prettet comrades.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
This is doctor Bosar, frozen off from a professor of
wealth redistribution at Karl Mark's Technical College in scratching at
a crack Russia, back to doing time in Carpool University.
Today's lesson missed it by that much. Looku's back back again.
(12:47):
Busy's back. Tell a friend, Busy's back. Bullsey's back, Busy's back. Yes,
comrades it Is I your favorite communist next to Joe Biden.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Or Kamala Harris or Nancy Pelosi. You get the idea.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
The point is there's a bunch of us.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
And I know what you're saying, But Uncle Paul's, where
have you been? Well? I will be.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Honest as all communists are.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
I took some time off because once Joe Stalin, I
mean Joe Biden was fairly elected thanks to thirteen million
extra votes, no one can explain.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
I figured my job was done.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Communist tyranny was finally replacing Boushwick capitalism jumping Bolsheviks. It
was like the old days, grotesque inflation, wide open borders,
so any old vermin can scurry across, weaponize justice system
to persecute political opponents with Boltutski charges, gaslighting the gullible populace,
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with some Chinese rat virus suckers, a big fat shadow
government the string side.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
It was coming heaven. But as they say, poopski happens.
It turns out dear Leader was deer in headlights, brain
turning to borst before a very peeper's cameras couldn't hide
the baby sniffing, teen, groping, worn, mumbling, blank starring Pratt
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falling Commander in the Pens.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
It's all like every good communist, we had Plan B.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Unfortunately Plan B was a giggling dingleberry who made killery
seem like miscongeliality. On top of that, she picks some
some stastic potato head that's running, mate.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Why why we were so close, you Stoopski's.
Speaker 7 (14:54):
You could have gotten the the the president of the
People's Republic of California, the guy who combs his hair
with four pounds of chicken fat and smiles like he's
trying to sell you that you go with spinner rims.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
He could have solved the entire country and the joys
of communism.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
I mean, people in his state have already learned to
use candles instead of electricity.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
We were so close, As they say, don't blame the pitch,
blame the salesman.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
So here I am to tell you what you missed
out on. The commonness party has something for everyone. We
are a party with open exchange of ideas. You come
in with your ideas and we exchange them for hours.
Under communism, every man has what he needs. You go
to Storrees. He signed that says nobody needs me today
(15:47):
problem solved. You are not safe in a capitalist state.
You can be boiled in oil, have your fingers cut
off with knives and suffocated with pillows. And communist state
we don't have oil, knives or pillows. And if that's
not good enough for you, Adam and Eve were communists.
(16:09):
It's true. They had no clothes, no shelter, and only
one Apple tweet. And that was just the tip of
the hindenburg. The loving arms of communism was about to
rep you in it's all controlling embrace.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
But yet you just had to have cheap.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
Gas, affordable groceries, a secure border, only one job to
pay bills, you big baby. So in the next few years,
when Orange Superman has made all.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Your silly capitalist dreams come true, don't come crying to
me begging for the keys to come in heaven. I'll
be busy with George Sorows scouting our next spokesperson. And no,
it won't be some blousy, half drunk house frow or
Richard Simmons and John Goodman's Minnesota nice love child. It
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will be someone that dopes will fall for, I mean,
the people can relate to. Then you will see will
win what else until next time. This is your old
buddy balls frozen off. That's Vedia dipsticks.
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Hello, it was award week.
Speaker 12 (20:16):
So the Grammys, the Grammys, the Grammys, the Grammys have
gotten kind of crazy.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
I think country music has gotten kind of crazy. Brother,
what happened to country music?
Speaker 2 (20:27):
I rapped?
Speaker 12 (20:27):
Others have just diversified. I mean you had who is
the rapping country guy?
Speaker 9 (20:32):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (20:34):
For it started it?
Speaker 15 (20:37):
If you go back and listen to some of these
songs with rap in mind, going back seven eight nine years,
they are they've been kind of threading that way for
some time.
Speaker 12 (20:47):
It kind of changed around, changed around two thousand, the
nineties went to dance. You know, the nineties country was
all about line dancing, and then they kind of getting
a little more electric guitar in it through the early
two thousands.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
And I started to saying, man, that now that's the
top forty yeah.
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Yeah, you can cross over.
Speaker 12 (21:06):
You can hear it on the yeah, the pop stations,
or you can hear it on the country stations.
Speaker 6 (21:10):
And then you know a lot of country artists do that.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Yeah, oh yeah, not just the ones that look good
in chaps and her panties like Beyonce doesn't. Oh is
that why you having a channel chet? And she was
dancing with a bunch of looked like a bunch of
gay cowboys, So I guess, well, I don't know, I mean,
so you're saying this, she surrounded herself.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
She's still married to somebody.
Speaker 6 (21:35):
Yeah, jay Z, she's still married to Jason.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
You don't want to mess with him.
Speaker 12 (21:38):
Yeah. So Trevor Noah hosted the Grammys. He's this fifth
time doing it. So he did it, and they did
it in La at the Crypto dot Com Arena. That's
a funny name for arena, Crypto dot Com Arena. A
lot of honoring of the first responders and firefighters. And
they actually even had the QR code in the corner.
Speaker 6 (21:57):
And we're raising a lot of money for that was
affected by the wildfires.
Speaker 12 (22:03):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, a lot of them had lost homes
over there. So winners that I was able to think
that you might be interested in knowing.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
That's a tough gig. Don't don't get me. I'm just
a messenger.
Speaker 6 (22:19):
So best not the best dance pop recording Do you
want to know who?
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Okay?
Speaker 12 (22:23):
That was Charlie XCX for Von Dutch Okay, dancing, I
see you, I see you.
Speaker 6 (22:28):
Moving and grooving in the truck.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Best Pop performance.
Speaker 12 (22:35):
Went to Sabrina Carpenter for Espresso. You've heard it, I
know you have. Switching through the radio channels and you've.
Speaker 8 (22:42):
Heard that one.
Speaker 6 (22:43):
Best rat Performance went to Kendrick Lamar.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Not like us.
Speaker 12 (22:46):
Now you're asking who Kendrick was like, yeah, you'll be
playing at the super Bowl halftime show. And you're like,
what do I what's he known for? Well known for
a lot of Grammys. Now, Kendrick kind of did some
sweeping up there at the Grammy. A bunch of he
dressed up for the occasion. Best Rock Song went to
(23:06):
Saint Vincent for Broken Man. Billy Strings got Best Bluegrass Album.
How about them Apples?
Speaker 8 (23:14):
We like him?
Speaker 6 (23:15):
Best Pop Vocal Album.
Speaker 12 (23:18):
Best Pop Vocal Album went to Sabrina Carpenter for Short
and Sweet.
Speaker 6 (23:22):
You'd like her. She's a blonde baby doll. You would
like you'd like her.
Speaker 12 (23:25):
Best Country Album. Taylor Swift gave this this award and
it went to Beyonce. She beat out Post Malone, Casey Musgraves,
Chris Stapleton, and Laney Wilson. A lot of controversy right
now are not controversy, but a lot of uh talk
on social media because you know how they show all
the nominees and.
Speaker 6 (23:46):
Then they announced the winner and stuff, and here the nominees.
We're not happy with.
Speaker 12 (23:52):
Category and Apparently the opinions were that Beyonce really didn't
recognize anybody in the country music for you know how
the gracious thing to do, say something.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
To bring it up.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Come on there, look at my chaps.
Speaker 12 (24:10):
Artist went to Chapel Roan and she was the one
that was kind of you you were scanning the audience.
She was she walked the carpet like a Victorian picture,
you know, with the white white face and the really
colorful and like she looked like something out of Alice
in Wonderland. And then so she's taking a she's taken
a note out of Lady Gaga's book from when Lady
got Guy hit the hit the scene back in like
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two thousand and wore her meat dress and everything. Record
of the Year went to Kendrick Lamar for not Like Us.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (24:40):
Song of the Year went to Kendrick Lamar not like Us?
Speaker 12 (24:44):
Is this.
Speaker 8 (24:46):
That?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (24:47):
But I guess the song of the Year you could
be you could be everything in it like the.
Speaker 12 (24:51):
Bar song by Shaboozie was in it. Billie Eilish's song.
She was also a nominee. Taylor Swift was in this category.
Uh so yeah, in a carpenter so Kendrick won it
Album of the Year, which is weird because they have
Record of the Year.
Speaker 6 (25:07):
So Album of the.
Speaker 12 (25:08):
Year went to Beyonce for Cowboy Carter, so she got
country music. She got the country album, and then she
got Album over the Year, and then Record of the
Year went to Kendrick Lamont.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Does it sound anything like country or is it sounded
like I mean.
Speaker 12 (25:25):
There was a little bit, you know, I played that
one song for you. It kind of had a line
dancy feel too. Yeah, But I don't know about the
other song. You know, she won another one with Miley Cyrus,
and I didn't think their song sounded very very.
Speaker 15 (25:39):
If I played it for you and ask you which
format it should go on, you wouldn't pick country.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Okay.
Speaker 12 (25:46):
The Post Malone his country songs, he was smart. He
had all country are featured with him. They were, you know,
different all through his album. There were different country stars
and so he had little bit of the twang to
his songs and you know, truck love beer, all those
kind of things.
Speaker 6 (26:03):
Ingredients.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
That was a song.
Speaker 15 (26:09):
So I guess the biggest uh, Taylor, he's making eye contacts.
Speaker 6 (26:13):
Sorry, I'm not looking up.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
I'm not looking up.
Speaker 12 (26:16):
The biggest takeaway is that Taylor didn't win any Grammys,
oh yeah, or anything.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
But she didn't.
Speaker 12 (26:21):
She did present, So Travis wasn't there with her. I
know that was the next thing on your lips to
ask Taylor Travis couldn't be there with her?
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Well, I hope she can afford a booth of box
for the Super Bowl.
Speaker 6 (26:33):
I think she'll be okay. I think they're in love.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
All right, Oh, thank you so much for that report.
Next up the Academy Awards.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Oh well, let's get on as a winner. Let's play
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You told free line.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
We'll get a couple of contestants. Play next. Good Morning.
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It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Thursday, February sixth, twenty twenty five. Major track win the
Big Show, bed Box heading the Super Bowl Sunday. The
grummy old man hates football was the man of Wiki.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Here's what key word football click out on their context
money can't get THEE, We'll call you. Let's do it
right now.
Speaker 5 (27:50):
I went to everybody's head about the beddy word and
the worthy word.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Let's meet the contestants. We got Patricia from Newport, North Carolina.
Good morning, Patricia, good morning, come morning by yeah baby,
welcome and you got Dub from great Court South Carolina
on the line.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Good morning, Dub.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Morning, Good morning Patricia.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
That was my mother's middle name.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
About that that's my sister in law's name too. Doves
and don't get fresh.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Oh yeah, I love it when big show listeners meet
here Carolina South from all right, well, Dub and Tayter
on one team, me and Patricia on the other. All right,
let's do two rounds luck deby body, alright, Dve you
relax me and and Patricia for the first thirty seconds.
A right, you ready, baby, I'm all right. See we
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can do start the clock now. These are birds you
put messages on in a fly with it.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
This is a term for bowling with you don't get
a strike, you get You also have a blank tire
in your trunk.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Trunk.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Yeah, pushing this button and it'll make the tape come
out match the blank button or or I will, but
no another it makes it come yeah, oh kind of no,
put a put another letter in front of dog.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Yeah. Oh go on, she was going too late.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Okay, Jackie, you're not gonna give them Jack ain't giving
you no, it was after the buzzer.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
All right, Well we end up with two on the board.
All with Tater and Dove in the round one? All right?
You ready?
Speaker 6 (29:48):
I'm ready, brother, and go the opposite of positive.
Speaker 16 (29:54):
Negative.
Speaker 6 (29:54):
Yes, this is a math blank You have to solve it. Ah.
Speaker 12 (30:02):
You know, you know your kids come to you with
their their troubles and their blanks, and you saw it.
Speaker 9 (30:08):
Yes.
Speaker 12 (30:11):
When you are in the computer, when you're typing something,
when you make something stand out, you hit this button
that says what you make it steady?
Speaker 6 (30:20):
No, it makes it thicker, buzzy.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Want to wind up with a two on that round
one as well? We got a tie game, y'all.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Add still anybody's game, Patricia? See what we canna do
when we are picking up on that last one?
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Patricia?
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Oh wow?
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Ready go a soap opera, The Blank and the Beautiful? Yes,
all right, are you run one of these? How many
blank of a gallon do you get in your car?
Speaker 12 (30:57):
Three?
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Blank out? I want to go to the mountain and
blank out. Give me a blank out on the radio.
Hey say, hey, do you mama.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Give a blank yeah?
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Shout, uh huh, All right, this is what we'll get
pickled if you drink too much alcohol in your body.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Yeah uh, all right? Four to is a four and
a force overtime and a five. Will with it? All right?
Speaker 12 (31:31):
A brand new word and go, what is your blank
of attack? You know it's what you're gonna follow? Follow
the blank. You write it out, you think about it,
and you make up blank. You're going to follow it? No,
but it's it's you. You like blanks for a for
a house, they call it, or for you need to
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know where you need, like the blueprint of something.
Speaker 6 (31:56):
It's like how things are laid out. It's the blank. Yeah,
huh uh.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Blank? You game taking hits from the room.
Speaker 6 (32:10):
I covered that up real well.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
You know you know mine Mario saying a man without
a blank ain't much of a man.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
What no help does it?
Speaker 1 (32:24):
What are you saying, Randy pe b oh plan b
The word is playing, y'all. And Randy thought that was
a good.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
It's really not a good one for that word.
Speaker 6 (32:41):
I'm just gonna be quiet.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Well, Duble, good news. You can try again because Patricia
has won.
Speaker 9 (32:48):
This game.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Plan did not work out.
Speaker 6 (32:54):
We all got injured.
Speaker 12 (32:56):
Man.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
We appreciate y'all, so much listen and playing.
Speaker 8 (33:01):
I jored it. I enjured it.
Speaker 12 (33:05):
Can I get a ship? I enjored it?
Speaker 1 (33:08):
It's any consolation that last question was gimme ten years.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Oh, ten years.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Sola let ago her liver hound like m. I had
to worry about dubs.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
But you hang on. Those two look great together. They're
gonna wind up myried Good morning. Got the Big Show
on the radio and about this time on it through Friday.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
We take a request from the John boy Milling facebook
page on mail bag at the Big Show dot com.
So we got here, Troy Molnar Malnor Molnar Okay anyway,
Troy says, morning, Big Show. Troy from Columbus, Georgia. Here,
I'm a long time listener. Since the super Bowl is
about the air in a couple of weeks, can y'all
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lay the bit where John Boyd takes a guy to
a Panther's game and only stays for mere seconds. I
left so hard every time I hear it, Thanks Troy.
Over the years this says really misconstrued my.
Speaker 6 (34:14):
Attendance.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Thank you to fashion. Yes hees that too.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
An attention span and just let everybody get in the
stadium before it goes.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
It was not like you know.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Sure I didn't stay for the whole game, but we stink.
So anyway, Troy, no further explanation. You got your requested
bit and it is coming up next. Good Morning is
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a big show on the radio. Big show listener Toy
Malner his request coming up right here.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
I want to tell y'all, and I aint kidding about this.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
I know I've been threatening to do this, but I
want to sell my permanent seat license for the Carolina Panthers.
I've had them since the beginning of this team in
nineteen ninety five. Do not add up how much money
I've spent over the year. Oh, I can tell you
right I found out now, but I ain't gonna try
to make it all back. I'm gonna sell the permanent
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seat license. They're in the silver club level, right on
the forty five yard line, row.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Seats one, two, three, and four. Oh yeah, uh huh,
you got it.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
So if you are interested in four permanent seat license
will be yours forever. When Bryce Yng turns it around
this year is when it starts. You saw how great
he played.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
At the end of last year, and John Boy will
regret the hell out of this. Randy will be happy. Yeah,
I be happy. My kids, my grandson, he's so young
to make it.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
She won't turn him over to me. Yeah, I'll just
get some single team no to the stadium with with
us Popeye. All right, so anyways, work on that. Yeah,
it was just like off to go, But I'm serious, John,
boys Panther tickets, iss your big chance.
Speaker 6 (36:33):
We hope you've enjoyed this edition of.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Had Stupid last year, said the Fox I was stationed
in Charlotte, said, we broadcast the Carolina Panthers game. Oh
don't don't be talking about how bad they are. I
think everybody knows. So anyways, oh yeah, yeah, okay, all right,
so no we sucker. Oh Troy back, no your request?
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De Stroy, thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
I'll give you ten bucks you help me sell them tickets?
Speaker 1 (37:04):
All right?
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Did let's see what Troy wanted to hear. You think
you're gonna get more than ten? We'll file out. Go ahead.
Little facts from Bradshaw's brother.
Speaker 16 (37:12):
I took him to his first Carolina Panthers game with me,
really yeah, like to spress some fun around.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
And I heard it was his last Carolina Panthers day
is this the same one? Maybe?
Speaker 16 (37:22):
Okay, so what he did is just like a time
frame and he's just describing the trip to Jackie.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
Oh this is great. Like that about it?
Speaker 8 (37:30):
Well, let's hear you Carriage My first Panthers game by
Todd Bradshaw.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
I get tickled, y'all.
Speaker 8 (37:37):
So hold on Thursday, September twelfth, two thousand and two,
I was invited to a Panthers game for food, fun
and VIP treatment for being so good to John Boy.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
It's just like a Dear Diary thing exactly.
Speaker 8 (37:49):
Oh man, we meet at twelve pm sharp. I'm told
kick off is one pm. This is Thursday, Sunday, September fifteenth,
two thousand and two.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Twelve pm.
Speaker 8 (38:00):
John Boy comes to the door, still in his underwear.
Not ready yet. Yeah, oh, I forgot to tell you.
In order to go, I had to drive right twelve
fifteen really more the reason adventure begins. Keep track of
the time. Twelve thirty. After two stops, we arrive at
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the Yellow rowse order lunch, No, just appetizers. We'll it
will eat really good at the game. I'm told.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
Back up for a second. Twelve fifteen you left. You
didn't get thereuntil twelve thirty.
Speaker 4 (38:33):
No, there's an it's places like five minutes from your house.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
You can walk there in fifteen minutes.
Speaker 8 (38:39):
Okay, keep in mind the time one pm game starts,
we're still at the Yellow Rows. One in the first quarter,
we're still at the Yellow Rows.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
I do the same way with football games. I'm doing races.
You let her by get there before you go.
Speaker 16 (38:56):
That's a strategy that makes that makes buying those tickets
even more huh.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (39:02):
One thirty one, thinking to myself, is there any way
out of this?
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Huh?
Speaker 8 (39:07):
One thirty two in the bathroom at the Yellow Rose,
praying for help. This is Todd Two pm, almost end
of the second quarter. We leave for the game.
Speaker 9 (39:18):
Two pm.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
Here we go.
Speaker 8 (39:21):
After much verbal abuse such as stupid, can't you drive?
Put yourself together?
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Man, Hello, it's all about me.
Speaker 8 (39:29):
We finally arrive at VIP Parking in the rain.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
Huh.
Speaker 8 (39:34):
Two fifteen walk six blocks out of the way in
the rain, just to see John boys name on the
panther plat which is misspelled John Piesley. This is two fifteen,
two thirty. After a long walk all over the stadium,
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we realized we're lost. We're on the wrong side of
the stadium.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
I take it right out of elevators of the left.
Speaker 8 (40:03):
Two thirty two stop to say hi to a group
of baby dolls who recognize John Boy. Everyone is introduced
except me. I'm totally ignored.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
Driving.
Speaker 8 (40:17):
Two thirty three, ask God one more time for help.
To thirty four see a glimpse of the game on
the TV monitor as we're stopped by the second group
of baby dolls who recognize John Boy. Again, everyone is
introduced except me, Hey, whatever your name is. Two thirty five.
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Back to looking for PSL seats. Two thirty seven. Rescued
by a friend who tells John Boy where his seats are.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Mister, your seats are to the left, sir.
Speaker 15 (40:55):
Two thirty eight.
Speaker 8 (40:56):
Another baby doll recognizes him. Two forty stop to sign
a fans ticket. John Boy calls him Potna. Three pm.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
Finally fine seats hold on three oh two, leave.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
Seats and John Bay complaints it's raining.
Speaker 8 (41:25):
Three oh three. Return to seats alone to retrieve John
Boy's jacket that he forgot, only to be approached by
NBA star Muggsy Bogues, who's only common to me was
tell John Boy he was in his seats for only
two minutes that may be in the NFL record. We
need just a little bit more dedication from John Boy
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this season. Three oh five. Stop for yet another group
of baby dogs who are telling him how great he
and Billy are.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
Who yeh.
Speaker 9 (42:06):
Three oh six.
Speaker 8 (42:07):
Wonder why Billy or any of the other rest of
the Big Show gang never come out with us.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
Three oh seven.
Speaker 8 (42:13):
Realize what a stupid question that was. Three o nine.
Leave to go home after being sent to get the
car in the rain, while John Boys, Brad and Rick
Waite inside three twelve praying to be hit by lightning,
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hit by car, food poisoning, anything.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
To get me out of this hold on.
Speaker 8 (42:39):
Four PM.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Back at the roads for dinner.
Speaker 8 (42:44):
We have cheese, sticks and soups. Five pm. Take John
Boy home and listen to how tired he was from
going to the.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Panthers game and how much fun Weave had today.
Speaker 8 (43:09):
This is great. Five o five driving home, trying to
find a way to explain to my wife and children
how I came home without any celebrity autographs during my
first Panthers game with VIP treatment.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
Was that stupid todd?
Speaker 8 (43:23):
He explained to them that the only celebrity I was
even close to was muggsy bogus, and all he wanted
to talk about was John Boy. That's when I realized
there is a God and he hates me.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
But you know it's true.
Speaker 8 (43:45):
You know that's how they treated him. That's why we
don't go Todd.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
God more than there's a big show on the radio.
You're looking for a place to watch the Super Bowl.
You in or around Charlotte, North Carolina. Maybe it's just
our favorite place. They Loso Tavern. Loso Tavern is the
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Three order wings for the big game parties as well.
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You get them to go Loso Tavern l os O
Losotavern dot com. Yeah boys over the Yeah up you
d D. Don't grumby old man in the spotline. Keyword
for the spin in the midmarks football.
Speaker 5 (45:09):
Ah fleaberly flabberly flew. I'm old and I hate football.
Speaker 3 (45:18):
Back in my day, we didn't have any hooped timnity
two flashy hyped up Super Bowl nonsense.
Speaker 2 (45:26):
We had our own big football game. Every year.
Speaker 3 (45:30):
We'd round up all the half wits knit wits and
inbred mouth breathers and hurt him into the pasture.
Speaker 5 (45:39):
Then we taught that family aside show odd balls next
door till they come out to play, and they always won,
because the elephant boy could kick the hell out of
the field goals with his gigantic, freakish foot, And every
time you'd get tackled, the lobster boy would flip flop
his way onto the field and claip onto your private
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parts with his fleshy claws, and he'd laugh in your
face through his little green baked bean teeth, and that
night you'd have nightmare so bad you'd throw up your
own spine and lay there in a big pile like
a big human pudding, sobbing.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
Like a baby.
Speaker 5 (46:21):
Hey, look at me, I got my ass kicked by
side show freaks. If the lobster boy doesn't squash my giblets,
maybe I'll get a date with a fat lady. And
then in the middle of the night, when I turn
into a puddle of Bai's pimply cream corn, maybe she'll
eat me and put me.
Speaker 2 (46:38):
Out of my misery. Jiggly wigglely d It's a wonderful life.
Speaker 3 (46:45):
That's how we rolled, and we didn't have no scientifically engineered,
NFL approved Audie graft pure pigskin football, so we'd use
old wobbles are legless docks. And he was better than
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a ball because if you kicked him into the tall weeds,
he'd bark his full head off till you found him.
We didn't need no ergonomically designed, safety conscious protective gear.
We'd wrap ourselves in rusty old barn tin and weld
road signs to our heads. And if the weldon didn't
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set us on fire every time we move, we'd slice
ourselves to ribbons on the jagged tin. Then we'd get
locked jaw and starved at death while we slowly went mad.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
Hey look at me, I'm a drooling, crazy hayseed tin man.
Speaker 5 (47:43):
Somebody sewed me back together so I can take the
game ball out for a drag clinkiny clankingy clunkingy pooh.
I'm a dumb jackass just like you.
Speaker 3 (47:55):
That's the way it was, and we liked it, and
there weren't no overproduced, celebrity filled halftime extravy ganzas.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
If we wanted entertainment, we'd slip.
Speaker 5 (48:07):
Looney old uncle tug a girly magazine, and while he
was out behind the bard getting all horned up, we'd
raid his still. Then we'd get the freaks all lick
it up and put on some music and they'd all
start dancing around like an episode of American band Stand
from the bizarro world. And the only wardrobe malfunction was
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when Uncle Tug would come running out buck naked, and
whatever freak he could catch, he drag back into the
barn and make wild.
Speaker 2 (48:39):
Monkey whoopee with him.
Speaker 5 (48:41):
Hey, look at me, I'm a deranged down home Dick
Clark and I'm pipping out my crazy uncle to the
circus folk. Meet my new aunt, the five boobied girl.
I can't wait for the family reunion. Free hot dogs, bitches,
and way liked it.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
We loved it. I hate football, Uh sipple, flippery piddly.
I don't even know what that means anymore. Dead boxes
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Good morning. This is a Big Show on the radio.
Roll it to you, Thursday, February six.
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Speaker 3 (00:50):
Here right now, it's time to beat the blonde.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Let's wait on contestant. We got Daniel from Dora, Alabama.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Good morning, Daniel, Good morning, good morning Mony, welcome, thank you.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Dana Will asked it there some questions you agree or
disagree whether he thinks she's right or wrong.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
You get two bills for two buzzers, and you will.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
Can't bet already that girl is over tail.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Okay, Aristotle, of course you're familiar with Arison.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I'm all of his work, the stuffles albums.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Well.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
He once said that even the bitterest of enemies I
didn't know Rishoole uses usual word like bitterest. Even the
bitterest of enemies can be united by a common a.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Common, a common infection, infection.
Speaker 6 (01:51):
That brings all of us together.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I don't think Arizona was a doctor laid one on.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
I think them what brings, But in common is a desire.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
A desire.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Even the bitter, bitterest of enemies can be united by
the common desires.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
What date they said, Dan disagree?
Speaker 7 (02:13):
That's a good one.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I think it's beer, but.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
I disagree.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
You still think I'm gonna disagree with that? Well that
was the thing to do.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Yes, you're united by common danger, all right, Daniel going,
when you got you got one one more and you
win one more.
Speaker 8 (02:40):
So.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Albert Einstein, one smart feller to another. He once told
a newspaper reporter that in his entire life he had
only two really good ones, two really.
Speaker 6 (02:54):
Good what look at haircuts?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
If I picture he was natural, you think.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
He's only had two really good ideas?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Einshein's ed he only had really two good ideas.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
All right, Daniel, agree or disagree? I am going to
agree with that one. You agreeing with that? And that one?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
A Daniels big old back of bird tea County peanuts
headed down the door for you. You enjoy our Eastern North
Carolina scrumptious nuts.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
All right, buddy, thank you, thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Why about the hours time you knew we're gonna celebrate
ja Jahamore's birthday. How in the world we're gonna do that?
Speaker 9 (04:03):
Hang on Friday, Good morning, This will make sewing a rating.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
You on Thursday, February sixth you having the birthday today,
you're sharing one.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
With Jean Jagamore.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Jajah would about one hundred days today. We're gonna celebrate
her birthday by celebrating her twin sister, Eva Gamore.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
It's her birthday too again. Yeahs, yeah, she was a
late bloomer. Yeah, well she's starring of course in Green.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Ancher is one of our favorite shows, and we honor
right now.
Speaker 10 (05:16):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse Today's episode, Big
Trouble in Green Acres. As our story opens, gentleman farmer
Oliver Wendell Douglas is about to gently wake his sweet
a sleeping wife, Lisa.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Good morning, Lisa.
Speaker 11 (05:39):
Wait a minute, I'm not on Mike. There we go, Darling.
I'm sorry. I mostly celebrites rosie alarm.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Oh no, I turned it off so you could sleep
it on your birthday.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
Oh, Oliver, you remembered, of course.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
I remember, Darling. This is your special data.
Speaker 9 (05:56):
What up?
Speaker 5 (05:58):
Oh am, I ever gonna get some rudy toty fresh
and booty with us? When the world could that be?
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Well, good morning there, mister Douglas. Fine day to be alive,
ain't it?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Mister Hani? What can I do for you? Not a thing?
Speaker 4 (06:15):
I just come by to bring a gift to the
missus on her birthday. Little something from the latest business
venture of the Haini Marketing Octopus, our new retail outlet.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Hainie Brainy.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Hani Brainy, conveniently located right beside the food court at
the new Hooterville Mall, and just chalk full of the
latest educational toys for children of all ages, whether you
want to learn about static electricity or make one of
them simulated tornadoes in the empty co colar bottle.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Haini Brainy is the bomb.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
And this here gives certificate entitles Missus Douglas to a
full five percent discount on anything in the store up
certain Harry Potters Science Lab out excluded. Well, I reckon,
I'll be running along giving my best to Missus Douglas.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Yes, yes I will, Thanks very much. Goodbye.
Speaker 11 (07:06):
Mister Who was that darling.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Mister Haney? He dropped by a birthday present for you.
I did he know today was your birthday?
Speaker 12 (07:18):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (07:18):
Is that from the new handy brandis store? I hear
this place is the bomb of.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
All the I'm never gonna get my groove on. I'll
be right back.
Speaker 10 (07:31):
Warn't nervous ugglers, Hank Agent, you're a county Kimball. I mean,
Hank Kimball, you're a county agent.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Here, mister Kimball, what brings you here? Well?
Speaker 10 (07:42):
I hear this is missus Douglas's big day, although actually
the big day would be the day she was actually born.
I guess today would be kind of like the anniversary
of the big day.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
Yes, yes, mister Kimball, I'm familiar with the concept of
the birthday.
Speaker 10 (07:53):
Well, anyways, I just want to drop a little gift
off for the little lady.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
The Hooterville Crops of the Year calendar.
Speaker 10 (07:59):
Yep, some of it. He's in there, agriculturally speaking, of course.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
Yes, of course, thank you, mister Kimble. I'll see that
she gets it. Have a nice day. Who is that,
mister Kimball. Don't you listen? Apparently he got word about
your birthday too. Oh for the lover? Who can that be?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
How did, mister Douglas.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Good morning, mister Zephyl. Oh tell me you bought my
wife a present too.
Speaker 10 (08:26):
Yeah, me and Rdle went on you on it together.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
The Hainy three thousand universal TV remote. Yep.
Speaker 10 (08:32):
Arnold says you can teach it to run up to
eight different gizmos. This is the same one he bought
for his new home theater system.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yes, well, that's very thoughtful of you both.
Speaker 10 (08:40):
Now, Ardol says you better stuck up on him a
bettery though that thing sucks and dry like nobody's business.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Well, tell Arnold, thanks for the temp.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Goodbye, mister Ziphyl, in case you wanted to know, that
was mister Zephyl. Well, liast, it looks like Hooterville has
definitely gotten a word about your birthday.
Speaker 11 (08:58):
Oh, Oliver, I'm so ashamed.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
What the accident? Shame? Why?
Speaker 13 (09:10):
Well, remember when mister Kimber suggested you give up on
corn and start growing, So.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Sure I do.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
It was the greatest thing of my life. Finally something
on this farm I can actually get to grow.
Speaker 13 (09:27):
Well, once this oibien started to grow, you start to
spend more time and more time in the field and
less time with me. I got lonely, darling, and then
a woman gets lonely. Well, things happen, Lisa.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Are you saying there's been another man?
Speaker 13 (09:45):
Oh, darling, I'm saying there has been a lot of
other men.
Speaker 11 (09:51):
That is why everyone's remembering my birthday.
Speaker 6 (09:53):
More than one man in.
Speaker 13 (09:54):
This town has used me as his own personal porcupine.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
You mean you're by.
Speaker 11 (10:02):
Yes, that's it, darling.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
So then you mean mister Hany yes, mister Kimball, yes,
mister Zepho.
Speaker 11 (10:09):
And mister Jacka as a general store.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
Wa sa, So anyone else?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Hold on a second, Hey, Dad, is a birdday girl home?
I bought her a little present. Oh no, not amp too?
Lay sala salle sa. Huh Dad? Is this a bad time?
Not your father, and it's a very bad time. I
come back later.
Speaker 11 (10:33):
Oh, Oliver, I'm so sorry. Can you ever.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Forgives me how many times did this happen?
Speaker 11 (10:39):
They'll open up that jewelry box over on Zie.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Dresser jewelry box.
Speaker 13 (10:43):
Why every time I was with another man, I went
out and picked up one of your soybeans.
Speaker 11 (10:48):
Then I put it in that box to remember my shame.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
If you've been picking up my soy beans to begin with,
we were not. Let's say, here looks like about five soybeans. Well,
I suppose that after forty years of marriage. That's hey,
wait a minute, there's thirty dollars in cash too.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
What's that doing here?
Speaker 11 (11:08):
Well, then's the press of soybeans his ten dollars a bushel.
I decided to sell out.
Speaker 10 (11:21):
Of all the I mean, we hope you've enjoyed John
Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
I'll just take that thirty dollars.
Speaker 10 (11:29):
Then again, next time we will hear the crusty old
cashier at HAINI Brainy say.
Speaker 14 (11:36):
Hey, big man, let me hold it more than it's
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a big seaw radio.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Glad you here? Never know what you gonna get when
you turn that radio on, do you? And now you
got this anymore? Prettet comrades.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
This is doctor Bosar, frozen off from a professor of
wealth redistribution at Karl Mark's Technical College in scratching at
a crack Russia, back to doing time in Carpool University.
Today's lesson missed it by that much. Looku's back back again.
(12:47):
Busy's back. Tell a friend, Busy's back. Bullsey's back, Busy's back. Yes,
comrades it Is I your favorite communist next to Joe Biden.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Or Kamala Harris or Nancy Pelosi. You get the idea.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
The point is there's a bunch of us.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
And I know what you're saying, But Uncle Paul's, where
have you been? Well? I will be.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Honest as all communists are.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
I took some time off because once Joe Stalin, I
mean Joe Biden was fairly elected thanks to thirteen million
extra votes, no one can explain.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
I figured my job was done.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Communist tyranny was finally replacing Boushwick capitalism jumping Bolsheviks. It
was like the old days, grotesque inflation, wide open borders,
so any old vermin can scurry across, weaponize justice system
to persecute political opponents with Boltutski charges, gaslighting the gullible populace,
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with some Chinese rat virus suckers, a big fat shadow
government the string side.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
It was coming heaven. But as they say, poopski happens.
It turns out dear Leader was deer in headlights, brain
turning to borst before a very peeper's cameras couldn't hide
the baby sniffing, teen, groping, worn, mumbling, blank starring Pratt
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falling Commander in the Pens.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
It's all like every good communist, we had Plan B.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Unfortunately Plan B was a giggling dingleberry who made killery
seem like miscongeliality. On top of that, she picks some
some stastic potato head that's running, mate.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Why why we were so close, you Stoopski's.
Speaker 7 (14:54):
You could have gotten the the the president of the
People's Republic of California, the guy who combs his hair
with four pounds of chicken fat and smiles like he's
trying to sell you that you go with spinner rims.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
He could have solved the entire country and the joys
of communism.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
I mean, people in his state have already learned to
use candles instead of electricity.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
We were so close, As they say, don't blame the pitch,
blame the salesman.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
So here I am to tell you what you missed
out on. The commonness party has something for everyone. We
are a party with open exchange of ideas. You come
in with your ideas and we exchange them for hours.
Under communism, every man has what he needs. You go
to Storrees. He signed that says nobody needs me today
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problem solved. You are not safe in a capitalist state.
You can be boiled in oil, have your fingers cut
off with knives and suffocated with pillows. And communist state
we don't have oil, knives or pillows. And if that's
not good enough for you, Adam and Eve were communists.
(16:09):
It's true. They had no clothes, no shelter, and only
one Apple tweet. And that was just the tip of
the hindenburg. The loving arms of communism was about to
rep you in it's all controlling embrace.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
But yet you just had to have cheap.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
Gas, affordable groceries, a secure border, only one job to
pay bills, you big baby. So in the next few years,
when Orange Superman has made all.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Your silly capitalist dreams come true, don't come crying to
me begging for the keys to come in heaven. I'll
be busy with George Sorows scouting our next spokesperson. And no,
it won't be some blousy, half drunk house frow or
Richard Simmons and John Goodman's Minnesota nice love child. It
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will be someone that dopes will fall for, I mean,
the people can relate to. Then you will see will
win what else until next time. This is your old
buddy balls frozen off. That's Vedia dipsticks.
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Right now.
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Taylor Morange.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Hello, it was award week.
Speaker 12 (20:16):
So the Grammys, the Grammys, the Grammys, the Grammys have
gotten kind of crazy.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
I think country music has gotten kind of crazy. Brother,
what happened to country music?
Speaker 2 (20:27):
I rapped?
Speaker 12 (20:27):
Others have just diversified. I mean you had who is
the rapping country guy?
Speaker 9 (20:32):
Uh?
Speaker 8 (20:34):
For it started it?
Speaker 15 (20:37):
If you go back and listen to some of these
songs with rap in mind, going back seven eight nine years,
they are they've been kind of threading that way for
some time.
Speaker 12 (20:47):
It kind of changed around, changed around two thousand, the
nineties went to dance. You know, the nineties country was
all about line dancing, and then they kind of getting
a little more electric guitar in it through the early
two thousands.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
And I started to saying, man, that now that's the
top forty yeah.
Speaker 6 (21:04):
Yeah, you can cross over.
Speaker 12 (21:06):
You can hear it on the yeah, the pop stations,
or you can hear it on the country stations.
Speaker 6 (21:10):
And then you know a lot of country artists do that.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Yeah, oh yeah, not just the ones that look good
in chaps and her panties like Beyonce doesn't. Oh is
that why you having a channel chet? And she was
dancing with a bunch of looked like a bunch of
gay cowboys, So I guess, well, I don't know, I mean,
so you're saying this, she surrounded herself.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
She's still married to somebody.
Speaker 6 (21:35):
Yeah, jay Z, she's still married to Jason.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
You don't want to mess with him.
Speaker 12 (21:38):
Yeah. So Trevor Noah hosted the Grammys. He's this fifth
time doing it. So he did it, and they did
it in La at the Crypto dot Com Arena. That's
a funny name for arena, Crypto dot Com Arena. A
lot of honoring of the first responders and firefighters. And
they actually even had the QR code in the corner.
Speaker 6 (21:57):
And we're raising a lot of money for that was
affected by the wildfires.
Speaker 12 (22:03):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, a lot of them had lost homes
over there. So winners that I was able to think
that you might be interested in knowing.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
That's a tough gig. Don't don't get me. I'm just
a messenger.
Speaker 6 (22:19):
So best not the best dance pop recording Do you
want to know who?
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Okay?
Speaker 12 (22:23):
That was Charlie XCX for Von Dutch Okay, dancing, I
see you, I see you.
Speaker 6 (22:28):
Moving and grooving in the truck.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Best Pop performance.
Speaker 12 (22:35):
Went to Sabrina Carpenter for Espresso. You've heard it, I
know you have. Switching through the radio channels and you've.
Speaker 8 (22:42):
Heard that one.
Speaker 6 (22:43):
Best rat Performance went to Kendrick Lamar.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Not like us.
Speaker 12 (22:46):
Now you're asking who Kendrick was like, yeah, you'll be
playing at the super Bowl halftime show. And you're like,
what do I what's he known for? Well known for
a lot of Grammys. Now, Kendrick kind of did some
sweeping up there at the Grammy. A bunch of he
dressed up for the occasion. Best Rock Song went to
(23:06):
Saint Vincent for Broken Man. Billy Strings got Best Bluegrass Album.
How about them Apples?
Speaker 8 (23:14):
We like him?
Speaker 6 (23:15):
Best Pop Vocal Album.
Speaker 12 (23:18):
Best Pop Vocal Album went to Sabrina Carpenter for Short
and Sweet.
Speaker 6 (23:22):
You'd like her. She's a blonde baby doll. You would
like you'd like her.
Speaker 12 (23:25):
Best Country Album. Taylor Swift gave this this award and
it went to Beyonce. She beat out Post Malone, Casey Musgraves,
Chris Stapleton, and Laney Wilson. A lot of controversy right
now are not controversy, but a lot of uh talk
on social media because you know how they show all
the nominees and.
Speaker 6 (23:46):
Then they announced the winner and stuff, and here the nominees.
We're not happy with.
Speaker 12 (23:52):
Category and Apparently the opinions were that Beyonce really didn't
recognize anybody in the country music for you know how
the gracious thing to do, say something.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
To bring it up.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Come on there, look at my chaps.
Speaker 12 (24:10):
Artist went to Chapel Roan and she was the one
that was kind of you you were scanning the audience.
She was she walked the carpet like a Victorian picture,
you know, with the white white face and the really
colorful and like she looked like something out of Alice
in Wonderland. And then so she's taking a she's taken
a note out of Lady Gaga's book from when Lady
got Guy hit the hit the scene back in like
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two thousand and wore her meat dress and everything. Record
of the Year went to Kendrick Lamar for not Like Us.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (24:40):
Song of the Year went to Kendrick Lamar not like Us?
Speaker 12 (24:44):
Is this.
Speaker 8 (24:46):
That?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (24:47):
But I guess the song of the Year you could
be you could be everything in it like the.
Speaker 12 (24:51):
Bar song by Shaboozie was in it. Billie Eilish's song.
She was also a nominee. Taylor Swift was in this category.
Uh so yeah, in a carpenter so Kendrick won it
Album of the Year, which is weird because they have
Record of the Year.
Speaker 6 (25:07):
So Album of the.
Speaker 12 (25:08):
Year went to Beyonce for Cowboy Carter, so she got
country music. She got the country album, and then she
got Album over the Year, and then Record of the
Year went to Kendrick Lamont.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Does it sound anything like country or is it sounded
like I mean.
Speaker 12 (25:25):
There was a little bit, you know, I played that
one song for you. It kind of had a line
dancy feel too. Yeah, But I don't know about the
other song. You know, she won another one with Miley Cyrus,
and I didn't think their song sounded very very.
Speaker 15 (25:39):
If I played it for you and ask you which
format it should go on, you wouldn't pick country.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Okay.
Speaker 12 (25:46):
The Post Malone his country songs, he was smart. He
had all country are featured with him. They were, you know,
different all through his album. There were different country stars
and so he had little bit of the twang to
his songs and you know, truck love beer, all those
kind of things.
Speaker 6 (26:03):
Ingredients.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
That was a song.
Speaker 15 (26:09):
So I guess the biggest uh, Taylor, he's making eye contacts.
Speaker 6 (26:13):
Sorry, I'm not looking up.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
I'm not looking up.
Speaker 12 (26:16):
The biggest takeaway is that Taylor didn't win any Grammys,
oh yeah, or anything.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
But she didn't.
Speaker 12 (26:21):
She did present, So Travis wasn't there with her. I
know that was the next thing on your lips to
ask Taylor Travis couldn't be there with her?
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Well, I hope she can afford a booth of box
for the Super Bowl.
Speaker 6 (26:33):
I think she'll be okay. I think they're in love.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
All right, Oh, thank you so much for that report.
Next up the Academy Awards.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Oh well, let's get on as a winner. Let's play
worthy word. Here we go one eight hundred, big show.
You told free line.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
We'll get a couple of contestants. Play next. Good Morning.
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It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Thursday, February sixth, twenty twenty five. Major track win the
Big Show, bed Box heading the Super Bowl Sunday. The
grummy old man hates football was the man of Wiki.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Here's what key word football click out on their context
money can't get THEE, We'll call you. Let's do it
right now.
Speaker 5 (27:50):
I went to everybody's head about the beddy word and
the worthy word.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Let's meet the contestants. We got Patricia from Newport, North Carolina.
Good morning, Patricia, good morning, come morning by yeah baby,
welcome and you got Dub from great Court South Carolina
on the line.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Good morning, Dub.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Morning, Good morning Patricia.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
That was my mother's middle name.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
About that that's my sister in law's name too. Doves
and don't get fresh.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Oh yeah, I love it when big show listeners meet
here Carolina South from all right, well, Dub and Tayter
on one team, me and Patricia on the other. All right,
let's do two rounds luck deby body, alright, Dve you
relax me and and Patricia for the first thirty seconds.
A right, you ready, baby, I'm all right. See we
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can do start the clock now. These are birds you
put messages on in a fly with it.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
This is a term for bowling with you don't get
a strike, you get You also have a blank tire
in your trunk.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Trunk.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Yeah, pushing this button and it'll make the tape come
out match the blank button or or I will, but
no another it makes it come yeah, oh kind of no,
put a put another letter in front of dog.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Yeah. Oh go on, she was going too late.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Okay, Jackie, you're not gonna give them Jack ain't giving
you no, it was after the buzzer.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
All right, Well we end up with two on the board.
All with Tater and Dove in the round one? All right?
You ready?
Speaker 6 (29:48):
I'm ready, brother, and go the opposite of positive.
Speaker 16 (29:54):
Negative.
Speaker 6 (29:54):
Yes, this is a math blank You have to solve it. Ah.
Speaker 12 (30:02):
You know, you know your kids come to you with
their their troubles and their blanks, and you saw it.
Speaker 9 (30:08):
Yes.
Speaker 12 (30:11):
When you are in the computer, when you're typing something,
when you make something stand out, you hit this button
that says what you make it steady?
Speaker 6 (30:20):
No, it makes it thicker, buzzy.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Want to wind up with a two on that round
one as well? We got a tie game, y'all.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Add still anybody's game, Patricia? See what we canna do
when we are picking up on that last one?
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Patricia?
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Oh wow?
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Ready go a soap opera, The Blank and the Beautiful? Yes,
all right, are you run one of these? How many
blank of a gallon do you get in your car?
Speaker 12 (30:57):
Three?
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Blank out? I want to go to the mountain and
blank out. Give me a blank out on the radio.
Hey say, hey, do you mama.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Give a blank yeah?
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Shout, uh huh, All right, this is what we'll get
pickled if you drink too much alcohol in your body.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Yeah uh, all right? Four to is a four and
a force overtime and a five. Will with it? All right?
Speaker 12 (31:31):
A brand new word and go, what is your blank
of attack? You know it's what you're gonna follow? Follow
the blank. You write it out, you think about it,
and you make up blank. You're going to follow it? No,
but it's it's you. You like blanks for a for
a house, they call it, or for you need to
(31:53):
know where you need, like the blueprint of something.
Speaker 6 (31:56):
It's like how things are laid out. It's the blank. Yeah,
huh uh.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Blank? You game taking hits from the room.
Speaker 6 (32:10):
I covered that up real well.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
You know you know mine Mario saying a man without
a blank ain't much of a man.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
What no help does it?
Speaker 1 (32:24):
What are you saying, Randy pe b oh plan b
The word is playing, y'all. And Randy thought that was
a good.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
It's really not a good one for that word.
Speaker 6 (32:41):
I'm just gonna be quiet.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Well, Duble, good news. You can try again because Patricia
has won.
Speaker 9 (32:48):
This game.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Plan did not work out.
Speaker 6 (32:54):
We all got injured.
Speaker 12 (32:56):
Man.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
We appreciate y'all, so much listen and playing.
Speaker 8 (33:01):
I jored it. I enjured it.
Speaker 12 (33:05):
Can I get a ship? I enjored it?
Speaker 1 (33:08):
It's any consolation that last question was gimme ten years.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Oh, ten years.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Sola let ago her liver hound like m. I had
to worry about dubs.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
But you hang on. Those two look great together. They're
gonna wind up myried Good morning. Got the Big Show
on the radio and about this time on it through Friday.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
We take a request from the John boy Milling facebook
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So we got here, Troy Molnar Malnor Molnar Okay anyway,
Troy says, morning, Big Show. Troy from Columbus, Georgia. Here,
I'm a long time listener. Since the super Bowl is
about the air in a couple of weeks, can y'all
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lay the bit where John Boyd takes a guy to
a Panther's game and only stays for mere seconds. I
left so hard every time I hear it, Thanks Troy.
Over the years this says really misconstrued my.
Speaker 6 (34:14):
Attendance.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
Thank you to fashion. Yes hees that too.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
An attention span and just let everybody get in the
stadium before it goes.
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It was not like you know.
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Malner his request coming up right here.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
I want to tell y'all, and I aint kidding about this.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
I know I've been threatening to do this, but I
want to sell my permanent seat license for the Carolina Panthers.
I've had them since the beginning of this team in
nineteen ninety five. Do not add up how much money
I've spent over the year. Oh, I can tell you
right I found out now, but I ain't gonna try
to make it all back. I'm gonna sell the permanent
(35:38):
seat license. They're in the silver club level, right on
the forty five yard line, row.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Seats one, two, three, and four. Oh yeah, uh huh,
you got it.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
So if you are interested in four permanent seat license
will be yours forever. When Bryce Yng turns it around
this year is when it starts. You saw how great
he played.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
At the end of last year, and John Boy will
regret the hell out of this. Randy will be happy. Yeah,
I be happy. My kids, my grandson, he's so young
to make it.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
She won't turn him over to me. Yeah, I'll just
get some single team no to the stadium with with
us Popeye. All right, so anyways, work on that. Yeah,
it was just like off to go, But I'm serious, John,
boys Panther tickets, iss your big chance.
Speaker 6 (36:33):
We hope you've enjoyed this edition of.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Had Stupid last year, said the Fox I was stationed
in Charlotte, said, we broadcast the Carolina Panthers game. Oh
don't don't be talking about how bad they are. I
think everybody knows. So anyways, oh yeah, yeah, okay, all right,
so no we sucker. Oh Troy back, no your request?
(37:00):
De Stroy, thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
I'll give you ten bucks you help me sell them tickets?
Speaker 1 (37:04):
All right?
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Did let's see what Troy wanted to hear. You think
you're gonna get more than ten? We'll file out. Go ahead.
Little facts from Bradshaw's brother.
Speaker 16 (37:12):
I took him to his first Carolina Panthers game with me,
really yeah, like to spress some fun around.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
And I heard it was his last Carolina Panthers day
is this the same one? Maybe?
Speaker 16 (37:22):
Okay, so what he did is just like a time
frame and he's just describing the trip to Jackie.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
Oh this is great. Like that about it?
Speaker 8 (37:30):
Well, let's hear you Carriage My first Panthers game by
Todd Bradshaw.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
I get tickled, y'all.
Speaker 8 (37:37):
So hold on Thursday, September twelfth, two thousand and two,
I was invited to a Panthers game for food, fun
and VIP treatment for being so good to John Boy.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
It's just like a Dear Diary thing exactly.
Speaker 8 (37:49):
Oh man, we meet at twelve pm sharp. I'm told
kick off is one pm. This is Thursday, Sunday, September fifteenth,
two thousand and two.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Twelve pm.
Speaker 8 (38:00):
John Boy comes to the door, still in his underwear.
Not ready yet. Yeah, oh, I forgot to tell you.
In order to go, I had to drive right twelve
fifteen really more the reason adventure begins. Keep track of
the time. Twelve thirty. After two stops, we arrive at
(38:21):
the Yellow rowse order lunch, No, just appetizers. We'll it
will eat really good at the game. I'm told.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
Back up for a second. Twelve fifteen you left. You
didn't get thereuntil twelve thirty.
Speaker 4 (38:33):
No, there's an it's places like five minutes from your house.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
You can walk there in fifteen minutes.
Speaker 8 (38:39):
Okay, keep in mind the time one pm game starts,
we're still at the Yellow Rows. One in the first quarter,
we're still at the Yellow Rows.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
I do the same way with football games. I'm doing races.
You let her by get there before you go.
Speaker 16 (38:56):
That's a strategy that makes that makes buying those tickets
even more huh.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (39:02):
One thirty one, thinking to myself, is there any way
out of this?
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Huh?
Speaker 8 (39:07):
One thirty two in the bathroom at the Yellow Rose,
praying for help. This is Todd Two pm, almost end
of the second quarter. We leave for the game.
Speaker 9 (39:18):
Two pm.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
Here we go.
Speaker 8 (39:21):
After much verbal abuse such as stupid, can't you drive?
Put yourself together?
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Man, Hello, it's all about me.
Speaker 8 (39:29):
We finally arrive at VIP Parking in the rain.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
Huh.
Speaker 8 (39:34):
Two fifteen walk six blocks out of the way in
the rain, just to see John boys name on the
panther plat which is misspelled John Piesley. This is two fifteen,
two thirty. After a long walk all over the stadium,
(39:54):
we realized we're lost. We're on the wrong side of
the stadium.
Speaker 2 (40:01):
I take it right out of elevators of the left.
Speaker 8 (40:03):
Two thirty two stop to say hi to a group
of baby dolls who recognize John Boy. Everyone is introduced
except me. I'm totally ignored.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
Driving.
Speaker 8 (40:17):
Two thirty three, ask God one more time for help.
To thirty four see a glimpse of the game on
the TV monitor as we're stopped by the second group
of baby dolls who recognize John Boy. Again, everyone is
introduced except me, Hey, whatever your name is. Two thirty five.
(40:41):
Back to looking for PSL seats. Two thirty seven. Rescued
by a friend who tells John Boy where his seats are.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Mister, your seats are to the left, sir.
Speaker 15 (40:55):
Two thirty eight.
Speaker 8 (40:56):
Another baby doll recognizes him. Two forty stop to sign
a fans ticket. John Boy calls him Potna. Three pm.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
Finally fine seats hold on three oh two, leave.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
Seats and John Bay complaints it's raining.
Speaker 8 (41:25):
Three oh three. Return to seats alone to retrieve John
Boy's jacket that he forgot, only to be approached by
NBA star Muggsy Bogues, who's only common to me was
tell John Boy he was in his seats for only
two minutes that may be in the NFL record. We
need just a little bit more dedication from John Boy
(41:46):
this season. Three oh five. Stop for yet another group
of baby dogs who are telling him how great he
and Billy are.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
Who yeh.
Speaker 9 (42:06):
Three oh six.
Speaker 8 (42:07):
Wonder why Billy or any of the other rest of
the Big Show gang never come out with us.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
Three oh seven.
Speaker 8 (42:13):
Realize what a stupid question that was. Three o nine.
Leave to go home after being sent to get the
car in the rain, while John Boys, Brad and Rick
Waite inside three twelve praying to be hit by lightning,
(42:34):
hit by car, food poisoning, anything.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
To get me out of this hold on.
Speaker 8 (42:39):
Four PM.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Back at the roads for dinner.
Speaker 8 (42:44):
We have cheese, sticks and soups. Five pm. Take John
Boy home and listen to how tired he was from
going to the.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Panthers game and how much fun Weave had today.
Speaker 8 (43:09):
This is great. Five o five driving home, trying to
find a way to explain to my wife and children
how I came home without any celebrity autographs during my
first Panthers game with VIP treatment.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
Was that stupid todd?
Speaker 8 (43:23):
He explained to them that the only celebrity I was
even close to was muggsy bogus, and all he wanted
to talk about was John Boy. That's when I realized
there is a God and he hates me.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
But you know it's true.
Speaker 8 (43:45):
You know that's how they treated him. That's why we
don't go Todd.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
God more than there's a big show on the radio.
You're looking for a place to watch the Super Bowl.
You in or around Charlotte, North Carolina. Maybe it's just
our favorite place. They Loso Tavern. Loso Tavern is the
best sports bar in Charlotte is well, streets all over
the place, even a nice outdoor patio, and your dogs
(44:45):
are welcome.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
Three order wings for the big game parties as well.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
You get them to go Loso Tavern l os O
Losotavern dot com. Yeah boys over the Yeah up you
d D. Don't grumby old man in the spotline. Keyword
for the spin in the midmarks football.
Speaker 5 (45:09):
Ah fleaberly flabberly flew. I'm old and I hate football.
Speaker 3 (45:18):
Back in my day, we didn't have any hooped timnity
two flashy hyped up Super Bowl nonsense.
Speaker 2 (45:26):
We had our own big football game. Every year.
Speaker 3 (45:30):
We'd round up all the half wits knit wits and
inbred mouth breathers and hurt him into the pasture.
Speaker 5 (45:39):
Then we taught that family aside show odd balls next
door till they come out to play, and they always won,
because the elephant boy could kick the hell out of
the field goals with his gigantic, freakish foot, And every
time you'd get tackled, the lobster boy would flip flop
his way onto the field and claip onto your private
(46:01):
parts with his fleshy claws, and he'd laugh in your
face through his little green baked bean teeth, and that
night you'd have nightmare so bad you'd throw up your
own spine and lay there in a big pile like
a big human pudding, sobbing.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
Like a baby.
Speaker 5 (46:21):
Hey, look at me, I got my ass kicked by
side show freaks. If the lobster boy doesn't squash my giblets,
maybe I'll get a date with a fat lady. And
then in the middle of the night, when I turn
into a puddle of Bai's pimply cream corn, maybe she'll
eat me and put me.
Speaker 2 (46:38):
Out of my misery. Jiggly wigglely d It's a wonderful life.
Speaker 3 (46:45):
That's how we rolled, and we didn't have no scientifically engineered,
NFL approved Audie graft pure pigskin football, so we'd use
old wobbles are legless docks. And he was better than
(47:06):
a ball because if you kicked him into the tall weeds,
he'd bark his full head off till you found him.
We didn't need no ergonomically designed, safety conscious protective gear.
We'd wrap ourselves in rusty old barn tin and weld
road signs to our heads. And if the weldon didn't
(47:26):
set us on fire every time we move, we'd slice
ourselves to ribbons on the jagged tin. Then we'd get
locked jaw and starved at death while we slowly went mad.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
Hey look at me, I'm a drooling, crazy hayseed tin man.
Speaker 5 (47:43):
Somebody sewed me back together so I can take the
game ball out for a drag clinkiny clankingy clunkingy pooh.
I'm a dumb jackass just like you.
Speaker 3 (47:55):
That's the way it was, and we liked it, and
there weren't no overproduced, celebrity filled halftime extravy ganzas.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
If we wanted entertainment, we'd slip.
Speaker 5 (48:07):
Looney old uncle tug a girly magazine, and while he
was out behind the bard getting all horned up, we'd
raid his still. Then we'd get the freaks all lick
it up and put on some music and they'd all
start dancing around like an episode of American band Stand
from the bizarro world. And the only wardrobe malfunction was
(48:30):
when Uncle Tug would come running out buck naked, and
whatever freak he could catch, he drag back into the
barn and make wild.
Speaker 2 (48:39):
Monkey whoopee with him.
Speaker 5 (48:41):
Hey, look at me, I'm a deranged down home Dick
Clark and I'm pipping out my crazy uncle to the
circus folk. Meet my new aunt, the five boobied girl.
I can't wait for the family reunion. Free hot dogs, bitches,
and way liked it.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
We loved it. I hate football, Uh sipple, flippery piddly.
I don't even know what that means anymore. Dead boxes
here all your favorites from four decades and Big.
Speaker 10 (49:18):
Show ninety nine says he's fifteenth for nine ninety nine
by him once play manywhere.
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Order Big Show Stuff I follow.
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The number is eight hundred and four seven to one
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This is any big show today, Don't let that happen.
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