February 12, 2025 • 46 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning. You got the big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
More chance for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Ut Mama, All I wanted to do was have a
let us sandwich on gluten bread, a tall glass of buttermilk,
and crawl under a bearskin rug. Why do I have
to listen to that John Boy person and Billy whoever
on that noisy big shoe.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Button, Mama Gaga doodle doo up and out on them.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
It is Wednesday, February and twelfth. You got the big
show on.
Speaker 6 (01:07):
Radio, everybody.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
I don't even think we talked on the air about
the halftime show the Super Bowl.
Speaker 7 (01:17):
Well, I didn't, y'all watch it.
Speaker 8 (01:18):
It wasn't much to talk about though, you know it?
Speaker 5 (01:21):
What was it?
Speaker 9 (01:22):
No?
Speaker 8 (01:22):
And now you know I rated all the commercials and
they were all just kind of like yawnsie. You know
it's I think the majority of my ratings were like
three out of five. That was kind of right down there.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
A lot of them I couldn't follow along. Yeah, yeah,
they're trying to cramp so much. And I guess yeah,
with all the stars and all that, what was a Duncan?
Speaker 7 (01:44):
The Duncan commercial? How long did that go off.
Speaker 8 (01:46):
It seemed like a really long time commercial.
Speaker 10 (01:50):
Honestly, it's like a little saga.
Speaker 8 (01:52):
Who was the some head popped out of a barrel
of beans?
Speaker 5 (01:55):
I don't know who that was.
Speaker 10 (01:57):
I don't know, but I did. I did recognize Belichick
and his.
Speaker 7 (02:00):
Girlfriend Jack and his young girls.
Speaker 10 (02:04):
I guess you got to kind of be following social
media to also kind we do. But I mean to really,
you know, figure out a lot of the commercials nowadays.
Speaker 8 (02:15):
Well, we got Jesus back in there, so I was
happy to see that.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Eli Manning kicked the winning field goal against his brother Peyton.
Speaker 7 (02:22):
That was a funny little of destiny.
Speaker 10 (02:24):
That was a funny promo there, and the pulling his
brother down the parade.
Speaker 7 (02:32):
Mostly three is on our official judge.
Speaker 8 (02:37):
The one that I remember giving a five too, and
that was the top rating on it was the Dorrido
spot with the alien abduction where the nerd was fighting
from getting sucked out the window.
Speaker 7 (02:49):
Yeah, yeah, I like that.
Speaker 8 (02:51):
It made me laugh.
Speaker 10 (02:53):
Well, Kendrick Lamar, I had read weeks ago that it
was it was supposed to be like a video, so
you're supposed to kind of feel like you were in
the video and so I think it was kind of
laid out that it looked like a street, you know,
with all the street lights and everything, and then it
broke up to where whenever you got the camera shots,
So I guess I think that was Compton because you
(03:15):
had to kind of follow his lyrics a little bit,
which I people had a hard time.
Speaker 8 (03:19):
I'll tell you that makes sense because the whole thing
was funded by Apple Music, and right after the performance
they ran a spot that said you could download the
video from Apple Music.
Speaker 11 (03:31):
So okay, hey, I tell you guys something about that
about him performing one of the songs. I'm not sure
which one it was. I don't know his music. He's
a cute little boy. Please say something I can understand.
But anyway, that one of the songs he sang, he's
in a riff with Drake. Marcy knows who Drake is.
He's a big Toronto fan. Johnny, so I know you've
(03:53):
seen him at the games. Well, Drake was supposedly suing
him about a song that this guy wrote that makes
fun of Drake, and yes, and he sang the song
during the Super Bowl and and it's supposed to be
Everybody online was like, oh, Drake is somewhere pissed Jake
and Somemmer crying, and I was like, okay, I get
(04:15):
that part now. If I could just understand the words
he sang, he did great. I like the people in
the red, white and blue. I thought that was really cool.
Serena Williams.
Speaker 8 (04:24):
I'm a fan.
Speaker 11 (04:25):
Still don't know why she was dancing, but I'm an
old woman, So y'all do you think.
Speaker 8 (04:30):
I thought the ill for Rocket Mortgage where they were
singing almost Heaven West Virginia, the John Denver song, and
then came back to the actual crowd of the Super
Bowl and they were singing that song.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
And one of the things did you hear about one
of the like four hundred people that was out there
unfurled like some kind of flag of Palestinia.
Speaker 7 (04:53):
I don't know. It was something like that.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
They snuck a flag in and they brought it out
during the half time show. I don't remember seeing it,
but and He's like, band whoever did it was banned
from all leagues or games or stadiums from now on
or something.
Speaker 7 (05:10):
That's something I want to look into.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
And you a deep just get Jaggie some if I
would let her understand the lyrics. If she got tell
you that's what made and my old white friends.
Speaker 10 (05:24):
Well, I'm away.
Speaker 11 (05:26):
I usually called Johnny and say do you understand what
they said?
Speaker 7 (05:30):
I'm old, I get it, I'm okay with it.
Speaker 8 (05:33):
Sure, that's I speak giant.
Speaker 7 (05:37):
We're gonna deal.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
Well, that's uh okay. We talked about the halftime show
and want to took us a few days.
Speaker 12 (05:45):
We're gonnas coming up in about an hour.
Speaker 7 (05:50):
Oh, you'll have fresh material. I'm sure.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Let's wake up. Big shows on the radio. Good morning,
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February twelfth, eighteen seventy two. Silas Noble and James P. Cooley,
both of Granville, Massachusetts, pattern and a toothpick making machine.
It converted a block of wood into toothpicks.
Speaker 10 (06:38):
How were they made before roll?
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Oh they were ceramic and steel before that.
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Well.
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ever Paul the Dixie Derrick Anderson put six thy seven
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at three hundred and sixty four pounds. Good size man.
Finally on his date in nineteen ninety three, Groundhog Day
open in movie theaters ten days after the holiday. Groundhog
(07:28):
Day opened in movie theaters ten days after the holiday.
Ground Haul I get yeah over same thing. All right,
there you go. There's three categories one eight hundred big
show as you told free line, Come on, we'll play
out birds next good Wednesday morning, February at twelve, It's
(08:16):
a big show on the radio. In our feature track
from the Big Show bid Box, Oliver Valentine's Day Cards
for the discontented. I come in handy their he words cards. It'
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Speaker 1 (08:34):
Upburst.
Speaker 7 (08:35):
Let's play Upburst.
Speaker 14 (08:37):
It's the game that anyone can win, John Boy and Bully.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
We gave the prizes from the Big.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Prize be.
Speaker 15 (08:46):
Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
This should be a lot of folks.
Speaker 7 (08:53):
You're playing Upburst.
Speaker 14 (08:55):
Have a hurry up and guest time you love the
best time you have a big shut up.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
Say hey from Jackson tell us say.
Speaker 7 (09:15):
Good morning, Anthony.
Speaker 13 (09:18):
Good morning, good morning.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Has everybody this morning?
Speaker 5 (09:20):
We're all good here Anthony, glad you made it in
here amongst us. What are you ready to cop your
prize pack?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Well, I hope so.
Speaker 13 (09:30):
I'm still trying to recover over last Sunday night, my
pen getting beating the cup.
Speaker 15 (09:35):
Oh but I can.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Do so use a pun of Kansas City. Huh oh
my lie, I'm sorry about that whooping. I just had
a feeling, man, I had a feeling God talking to
swords and yeah, I took the Eagles and the over they.
Speaker 7 (09:52):
Look box out rub. Then, well here you go, Anthony.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
Let's see if we can get you through these three
categories and get you a prize one oh right, in
five seconds? Three uses for a toothpick.
Speaker 7 (10:07):
Ready go uh pick your.
Speaker 13 (10:10):
Teeth, check your cake, dumbness, and hold a sandwich.
Speaker 7 (10:15):
Right working there and thunn in.
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Speaker 7 (10:23):
Ready, go.
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Uh sliper sofa, keg of beer, and some dumb baill.
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Usually get those dumbbells. Lift the kicks it were for
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A groundhoul, a mole and goats there more than out
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James Gregory Prize packing Anthony, Jackie will hook you up
with it, Bardy gratulations.
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All right. I appreciate my mother.
Speaker 13 (11:04):
My late mother would kill me if I missed that
ground hog I was. I was born on her birthday
and her first grandson was born on groundholl today three generations.
Speaker 7 (11:15):
Well that is awesome, man, Anthony. Will you hang right there.
Speaker 13 (11:21):
Just love y'all, keeping good work y'all do all.
Speaker 7 (11:24):
Right, We appreciate you.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Anthony, Hang on, buddy, all right, We're gonna jump up,
catch you up on your news.
Speaker 7 (11:39):
Looking mister Roubard.
Speaker 16 (11:42):
Right on the other side. Good Winesday morning. This makes
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all the radio for you. If you where are your twelve.
Speaker 7 (12:28):
That is bringing in and now.
Speaker 6 (12:30):
Misterbard, thank you, Jimmy. That'll be hello, Boys and girls.
This is your well meaning, but vaguely unsettling old pal,
mister Rubarb. Welcome to Carpeled University. Remember, don't be a
few stay in school. We have everything you need to
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know about an important subject in less time than it
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University Mailbag. This message comes from Rodney Turner in Dothan, Alabama.
Dear mister Rubarb, my name is Rodney. I like sports.
(13:17):
One day I want to grow up to be an
NFL football player. My mom says that's a bad idea.
She says, pro football players get in trouble a lot.
They do stuff like take drugs and beat up their
wives and girlfriends. Then I asked my dad. He said, son,
this is the United States of America. You can grow
(13:38):
up to be anything you set your mind to. But
before you pick a career, you might want to think
about the kind of people you'll be hanging around with.
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and seventeen have directly or indirectly bankrupted more than one business.
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Eighty four have been arrested for drunk driving, fourteen have
been arrested for drugs, and thirty six have been arrested
for beating up their wife or girlfriend. Now would you
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I said, gee, I guess not. Is that how pro
football players act? Dad said, no, son, that's how United
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States congressman out. So whatever you do, stay out of politics.
Now get your butt back out in the backyard and
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mister Rhubarb saying sit down, shut up, and act like
(15:21):
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Speaker 17 (15:23):
Have a blessed Day, booger biters.
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(16:34):
Valentine's Day in the past, but I don't think you
addressed what not to do for your Valentine? Do you
have a list of no nos? Just curious bread from
Myrtle Beach. Dear Brett, thank you for the appreciation of
my solid goldosity and the advisory departed. Yeah, valentride is
(16:54):
a tricky situation. You probably know all the dudes, but
there's a damn long listadun't.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Let me preach on it now.
Speaker 18 (17:05):
Bros tend to either overdudit or underdoud it. Kindly it
dependifize on how long you've been together. Now, if the
romanticals is new, take her to dinner. You know they'll
have something she likes at the Silver Corral. That's like
the Golden Corral, but they never say quite where the
meat come from. Have you've been dating a few months
(17:27):
and she giving you that good loving sealed the deal?
By taking her someplace nice? Applebee's makes them weak in
the knees. I guarantee emphasis.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
On teas ha ha.
Speaker 18 (17:40):
If you don't want to tie on the feedbag, try
some sort of gift now. But whatever you do, don't
give her makeup.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Never.
Speaker 18 (17:48):
She'll think you think she ugly, and that's all you
ever gonna hear about until you finally lose it and say, yes,
damn it, you ugly. There's the inside of a button,
and then that's wasting money. Never give jewelry, no matter
what it is. You could give that skeezer the Bob
Hope diamond and she'll be all, is this the biggest
thing they had?
Speaker 5 (18:07):
Man?
Speaker 1 (18:08):
What what's up with dad?
Speaker 10 (18:09):
Man?
Speaker 18 (18:11):
In the end, give us something that you like so
when she throws it back at you, you can use it. Oh,
you throw these high end pork rimes back in my face.
Speaker 7 (18:20):
Thank you.
Speaker 15 (18:23):
The quick and.
Speaker 18 (18:23):
Easily gift is lingery. But this can also be what
you call problematical. Now, if she'd a big girl, you
gots to tread lightly, my brother, First, don't give her
g string? Why well to put it delicacy.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
This is also a gift for you.
Speaker 18 (18:43):
And if you can't see the gift, what good is
the gift? You getting ready for romance and you got
to spend fifteen twenty minutes lifting this and moving that
that's fleshing us around just to get a gang lad. No, no,
no, no no, I'm not talking about a large girl, large
girls on the high maintainance. I'm talking big girl, big girls.
(19:04):
I got bad girl in the news that couldn't fit
the car. What's her name, Tata, Tank the Moss, Take
the moss? Should change your name to Tank the Moose.
So now she's sueing the car company. Seemed to me
it's a setup. Roe didn't know he was gonna have
to show up with a dump trunk. If that's your girlfriend,
would you buy her launingerade dayggy to day? And you
(19:28):
sure wouldn't buy her them eatable undergarmatizers. I mean drawers
that size, that's a damn meal and it's mostly sugar.
You're gonna finish that, you'll wind up in one of
them what you call diametric commas. So the choice is yours.
My main man, Brett, You're gonna do fine. No need
to sweat, Just use your head and get the right
(19:49):
gift to have a great Valentines without getting stiffed.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
But if your heifer is.
Speaker 18 (19:55):
Picky, ungrateful and crash, make sure her gift is.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
A boot and a cracker ass. This is I peace out.
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Tank the Moose.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
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Tayman News and here's our Giryl Marcai Tator.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
More like a right smamers.
Speaker 10 (22:43):
So we're still talking about football stuff. And I don't
know if you saw it, but Taylor Swift apparently was
booed at the Super Bowl.
Speaker 7 (22:50):
Oh, I only saw her like one time old camera.
Speaker 10 (22:53):
I think the booing happened for just those folks who
were in the stadium. I don't think it was broadcast.
I think that we.
Speaker 8 (22:58):
All saw her.
Speaker 10 (22:59):
You heard it, I did, like while it was while
the football game was happening, or did you go back
and watch.
Speaker 8 (23:04):
And I think it was mentioned in the course of
the covering of the.
Speaker 10 (23:07):
Okay, because I think, I mean, I've seen it, but
it was from you know, people who had their phones
and cameras and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
But I don't know. You could be right.
Speaker 10 (23:15):
But anyway, Taylor, there must have been a lot of
Eagles fans at the game because when they showed Taylor
up on the jumbo tron and they were shown there
were a lot of celebrities there, but they showed her
and when she did, all the booze just came flowing
in and it kind of shocked her. She you kind
of kind of see her. She just does a little
side eye like, oh, they're showing me and no, those
are all booze. She was sitting next to wrapper Ice
(23:37):
Spice uh, and then she just kind of cracked a smile,
you know, just kind of was like so she she
she rolled with it, rolled with it well, and Serena
Williams went on X and wrote, I love you Taylor
Swift thirteen. Don't listen to those booze So Taylor, So
Serena stuck up for her, and then Serena was also
in the halftime show. Jackie mentioned that according to Sporting News,
(24:00):
why was Serena there? That's the question kind of like
what did that mean? Well, she and Kendrick Lamar are
both from Compton, their icons from the town, and she
had dated Drake between twenty eleven twenty fifteen, supposedly still friends,
but could that be so interesting? She did the crip walk,
which was that little dance that she was doing during
(24:23):
the Not Like Us track, which just happens to be
the one that the two rappers are beefing about where
he mentions Drake. So I don't know that we're supposed
to get it, but I guess who was supposed to
get it got it. I don't, so I'm answering that
for Jackie. Why was Sarena Annett? Yeah, you're welcome. A
y'all heard about the Fired the Fire aid benefit concert
(24:45):
that happened to raise money for the folks out in California. Well,
the concert is available to stream on demand. Netflix, Apple
TV YouTube, and Amazon Prime Video will all offer the
six hour concert for the remainder of this year, so
you can take that. In the city of Miami Beach
has issued a PSA to college students. What's the psa?
Don't come here to party over spring Bright. It's a
(25:10):
ninety second video which warrens spring breakers of an increased
police presence enforcing curfews, DUI checkpoints, and bands on drinking
in public, including the beach blumber dude. So the crackdowns
start this month and continue through March. They needed to
get that in there. Tom Brady, Tom, he was sufferable.
(25:31):
I don't know. I guess the fans who love Brady
love Brady. But I was like, shut up Tom during
the oh My, during the broadcast, I was like, talk
about what just happened on the field. I was tired
of him reminiscing about his day.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
That's what a lot of people have said. You know,
he needs to be quiet a little bit.
Speaker 10 (25:48):
I don't know if the producers is in his ear
going tell us more about you.
Speaker 19 (25:51):
I think everyone loves it.
Speaker 10 (25:53):
Maybe they were. You've won so many Super Bowls. Tell
us how that was. But his old wife, I mean
his ex wife old and like past wife, she gave birth. Yeah,
she just had her first child with her boyfriend, Joaquim Valente.
According to TMZ, she's forty four years old and the
baby is healthy and great. But yeah, shees Elle's moved on.
Speaker 7 (26:17):
How many and her have couple?
Speaker 10 (26:20):
I think they have one, and he had one from before. Yeah,
with a girlfriend. Ozzy Osbourne will join the original members
of the heavy metal band of Black Sabbath for one
final concert.
Speaker 7 (26:31):
What if him.
Speaker 10 (26:33):
He's seventy six years old, not in the best of health.
He recently needed spinal surgery, which was complicated by his
Parkinson's disease. But the concert is schedule for July.
Speaker 7 (26:44):
Uh and uh.
Speaker 10 (26:46):
You can get your tickets online for the Black Sabbath
final concert. All right, all right, if you have time,
I have won more.
Speaker 7 (26:54):
Oh hey, yeah, Jessica Alba.
Speaker 10 (26:55):
You remember her, actress she was the invisible woman, beautiful girl,
but you alway saw a part of the time. She
filed for divorce on Friday from her husband, Cash Warren.
Why is this big news? Well, the split is said
to be extremely amicable, with TMZ reports that when they
wed in two thousand and eight. Yeah, Jessica didn't demand
us to sign a premum. He didn't ask her to
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sign one, and she didn't ask him. Her Honest company,
which all the folks out there who have babies are
familiar with. Honest makes a lot of baby things and
is natural. That is the value of six hundred and
twenty three million dollars. But Cash Warren, he co founded
an underwear and sock company and that's worth one hundred
million dollars. So everybody's gonna get hack. I guess I
(27:41):
guess it's gonna be okay, all right.
Speaker 7 (27:43):
All right, we'll keep you out job.
Speaker 5 (27:46):
All right, Well, let's get us a winner. Let's play
John boyd Yepparday review yesterday's question. We found out Kupa,
the chubby wing toddler we associate with Valentine's Day. Actually
it comes from Roman mythology. And then this say is
who his.
Speaker 10 (28:01):
Mother was Venus.
Speaker 5 (28:02):
Yeah, no, she was the bigger love God right love.
So of course you have a little winged baby. Yeah
loves that's okay. So like I'm uptainment news.
Speaker 10 (28:15):
Hey, she's right there. Man, dude, leave the room first.
Speaker 5 (28:22):
There we go to that John boyd Jeopardy. Just I mean,
not a good way here I go.
Speaker 10 (28:31):
Let me take the shovel from you.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
On Valentine's Day, about fifteen percent of the flowers delivered
the women at work are sent by this surprising person.
Speaker 10 (28:44):
Nah, who's Joe Biden?
Speaker 7 (28:46):
Thanks? No, what y'all? God? What ain't hundred? Big show
you told? Free line?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Come on?
Speaker 7 (28:53):
We played John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 12 (28:55):
Next Good Wednesday Morning Home Day, February twelve, twenty and
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twenty five.
Speaker 5 (29:29):
Feature track from The Big Show, Big Box Oliver Valentine's
Day cards for the discontented search for gey words cards
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Right now, that's play Yells live across America.
Speaker 8 (29:45):
It's John Boy Jeopardy and now a man who's noticed
roses aren't the only thing to triple in price this
Valentine's That's why this year he's giving his wife a
dozen eggs.
Speaker 5 (30:00):
John Barny and new them chickens and coming here as
the head of Kevin out of Belton, South Carolina. Good morning, Kevin.
Morning Toohn boy. How are you doing today? And we're
all awesome welcome in here amongst us. Have you got
the first shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning? Well,
(30:22):
the this Friday Valentine's Day, about fifteen percent of the
flowers delivered to women at work are sent by this
surprising person.
Speaker 20 (30:32):
What do you think, mama, guess a secret admirer.
Speaker 7 (30:35):
Secret admirer? Be you surprise?
Speaker 5 (30:38):
Let's see, say, oh about fifteen a year. I guess
that'd be the time to go ahead and and you know,
expose yourself.
Speaker 7 (30:50):
I mean, I mean, well, no.
Speaker 8 (30:51):
I don't think that's every identify, especially.
Speaker 7 (30:56):
A secret.
Speaker 5 (30:58):
Never mind, I can't help everybody. We appreciate you playing
with us, buddy. Hope you have a great day and
happy Valentine's Day.
Speaker 21 (31:11):
All right, thank you, Thank you all y'all have a
good day.
Speaker 5 (31:13):
All right, my boy, let's go to Stephen is down
in Tacoa, Georgia.
Speaker 7 (31:19):
Good morning, Stephen, Good.
Speaker 10 (31:21):
Morning, John Boy.
Speaker 13 (31:22):
What's happening.
Speaker 5 (31:24):
Well, we're just looking for the right answer, John Boy, jepardy.
Now we're up to you. So we know it's not eggs. No,
that was a different one, right, we know it's not
secret admirer. So what about fifteen percent of the flowers
delivered to women at work on Valentine's Day are sent
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by this surprising person.
Speaker 20 (31:47):
I'm gonna say happens in an office. They want the
other girls jealous, they send it to themselves.
Speaker 7 (31:54):
Ooh, you think you got it? Figure it out?
Speaker 5 (31:57):
They send it to themselves. Then, yes, now we don't
know this is can.
Speaker 20 (32:06):
Make it up.
Speaker 7 (32:07):
You're as jealous. It would be a good chance. I'll
tell you know.
Speaker 20 (32:12):
I'm just taken a while. Guess them eggs are gonna
be as much as the.
Speaker 18 (32:16):
Filers this year.
Speaker 5 (32:18):
There's daved good work, buddy, and you have just won
one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bull snot cleaning products.
Speaker 7 (32:26):
So how about that. That's a perfect.
Speaker 5 (32:28):
Way to say I love Yes, I love you here,
so yeah, I love you no bull snot.
Speaker 7 (32:34):
How about that?
Speaker 5 (32:36):
Uh, Steven, you hang on, Jackie's gonna hook you up,
my boy.
Speaker 20 (32:41):
Let me give a shout out John boy, you go ahead.
I want to give a shout out to Scott Hunter
and Macy's in Georgia, whom I've been employed with for
going on twenty years.
Speaker 5 (32:54):
Now, what about that stuff us, David? And maybe they'll
let you keep your job through Valentine's.
Speaker 20 (33:00):
Now, well, you know, we do have a few closing,
but I don't think the one in Mala, Georgia is
gonna close anytime soon.
Speaker 7 (33:09):
All right, well we hope not, buddy. You hang on
and Jackie's gonna help.
Speaker 8 (33:13):
You, alright.
Speaker 20 (33:15):
I appreciate it, John Boy, and I talk with.
Speaker 7 (33:17):
You, all right, my boy.
Speaker 5 (33:24):
All right, we're jumping out, catching you up on your news.
Right on the other side is our time capsule over
this February twelfth. J d's got the Valentine sale going on.
(34:03):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 14 (34:19):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse Today's episode The
Parrot Problem. As our story opens, an unhappy customer is
entering the pet depot at Brushywood.
Speaker 19 (34:32):
Mall.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Alright, Merry Christmas. How you doing?
Speaker 21 (34:36):
I ain't doing worth a fart? S Well, I come,
I'm here to return this parrot you sold me.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
WHOA got a problem with the bard?
Speaker 5 (34:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 21 (34:45):
You said, he can tell.
Speaker 9 (34:47):
Yeah, well, of course he could talk. He's a parrot.
Ain't you ever seen a pirate movie?
Speaker 21 (34:51):
Don't get an Oh?
Speaker 19 (34:52):
Sorry, Well, Listen has.
Speaker 21 (34:54):
Been in home with me for alo was twenty four
streight hours and he ain't said the first word yet.
Speaker 19 (35:00):
Yeah, yeah, except.
Speaker 21 (35:04):
For that word. Every once in a while he'll say,
by you.
Speaker 8 (35:07):
There you go, Billy. That's how he's gonna milk it out.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
I think that's something wrong with his timing chain, Lenny.
Speaker 9 (35:16):
He may not look like it, but this is a sensitive,
intelligent animal, just not the guy playing him. A couple
of weeks ago, he's flying around the rainforest. Then a
guy dropped a sack on his head, stuffed them in
a box. Next thing, you know, some Mexican kids smuggling
across the border in his underwear.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Yeah, it's been traumatic, ain't that right? Polly? There you go.
You gotta let him get used to his new environment.
Tell you what you need? A mirror?
Speaker 21 (35:43):
A mirror?
Speaker 9 (35:44):
Yeah, you hang it by the bar on the inside
of his cage. He looks in there, thinks he sees
another bird.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Hey, another bird.
Speaker 9 (35:51):
Pretty soon he's all loosened up, ready to carry on
a conversation. This little beauty here is our bestseller hearts
Mountain number ten fifteen.
Speaker 21 (36:00):
How much do you won't for it?
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Normally fourteen ninety five for you twelve bucks.
Speaker 21 (36:04):
Twelve dollars for the low beauty mirror? How did you
want it? To see me your store for seventy nine cent?
Speaker 9 (36:14):
Hey, crackers, don't help, Look lady, the ten p fifteen
here is the Cadillac of bird mirrors, plastic security clips,
santi glare coating, and look at a genuine simulated wood frame.
Lordy due, this thing ought to be hanging in the
museum someplace.
Speaker 21 (36:34):
If you say it's a good one.
Speaker 9 (36:36):
Trust me, it's the best your bird love it? Here
you go, sweetheart, have a merry Christmas.
Speaker 14 (36:42):
The next day, our unhappy customer is back.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Merry Christmas. Welcome to the Hey it's the bird girl.
Speaker 21 (36:50):
Yeah, you're right, and I'm here to get my money
back for this stupid bird.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Now, what's the problem.
Speaker 21 (36:57):
Same problem is used to be my talking, Terry, ain't talking?
That mirror you show me made a looking difference. Now
are you gonna give me hurry fun.
Speaker 10 (37:07):
Or do I have to call them all manager?
Speaker 19 (37:09):
Ain't funny?
Speaker 9 (37:15):
It sounds like crackers his teet off. Easy, lady, easy, easy, listen.
This bird's been through a lot of changes. Two weeks
ago he's flying around sun up, the sun down. Now
he's cooped up in a little bitty cage all day.
He needs exercise, and I got just the thing for him.
The bird ladder. The bird ladder, the bird ladder. Shall
(37:38):
you put this baby in a cage? Hops up and
down it all day long. Pretty soon he's got his
old strength back again. Next thing you know, he's talking.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Your ear off. How much nineteen ninety five?
Speaker 19 (37:47):
What what's more than a little mirror rock?
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (37:52):
You hurt him, that's what he's talking about. This is
a beautiful piece of craftsmanship. You know, that's all carved
by hand. Trust me, lady, This exactly what you'll need.
Speaker 21 (38:01):
Oh okay, but this better.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
Work, trust me. There you go dolling Merry Christmas.
Speaker 14 (38:06):
The next day it's deja vu all over again.
Speaker 21 (38:12):
Chay, why she I've hit it?
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Hey, ain't calmed down, lady.
Speaker 21 (38:17):
Don't tell me to calm down. I want my money back,
and I want it right now.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
I'm still having problems with your bird.
Speaker 21 (38:24):
Not anymore.
Speaker 19 (38:25):
He's dead dead, Yeah, she for yourself.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Wow, you're right stiff as a board. When did this happen?
Speaker 21 (38:33):
First thing this morning, I got up to check on them,
and he was sitting there on that ladder kind of
weaving back and forth. Next thing you know, it killed over.
Speaker 10 (38:41):
Right in front of me.
Speaker 7 (38:42):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
And he never talked to you the whole time you
had him.
Speaker 21 (38:48):
Actually he didn't manage to get out a few words
right before he died.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Oh yeah, what do he say?
Speaker 21 (38:53):
He said, work lady? Don't they shell no food at
that picture?
Speaker 1 (39:05):
We hope you've enjoyed.
Speaker 14 (39:06):
John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Come to the right place. How about a nice parent
coffee a seven cune?
Speaker 14 (39:14):
And again next time when we hear the crusty old
Mexican parent smugglers.
Speaker 15 (39:18):
Say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
Say, I knew who's gonna die. So I was sounding
weaker and weaker as my role went owns.
Speaker 15 (39:33):
John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 18 (39:35):
To say that you behave childishly is an insult to
children everywhere.
Speaker 7 (39:40):
Good morning, we're.
Speaker 15 (39:41):
Yelled, dumb right, Good morning. It's a big show.
Speaker 5 (40:09):
The radio heading toward Valentine's Day This Friday, Sunday, A
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Speaker 7 (40:19):
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The back end of a monster truck.
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Speaker 10 (41:36):
We got blind folds, hard liquor.
Speaker 22 (41:38):
Menthol shot glasses, bad sheets, vacuum cleaners, cable boxes, rat shot,
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Speaker 5 (41:45):
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Good morning, Vicious Connery Sean Connery. And you might think
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and you'd be right. What's my secret? The truth is
I can't stop my day without listening to the Big
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Speaker 15 (43:21):
Ay morning, this is a big sewing the radio.
Speaker 7 (43:23):
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Speaker 5 (43:25):
When I took my butler and can't burry into the
Daytona five hundred.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
I don't want it go wrong.
Speaker 5 (43:32):
Yeah, right now, looking to this February twelfth dating history,
we got beating the Blonde coming up as well in
a couple of minutes, and we found out about bow legs. Like,
if you have a kid with bow legs, you know,
should you do anything? Said no, because they were supposed
to correct themselves. Same thing with that knock kneed girl.
Speaker 7 (43:51):
You were talking about datas itself.
Speaker 5 (43:53):
Huh, but it was on this date nineteen eighty one,
a Houston, Texas woman describe is rather large, was sentenced
to ten years in prison for trying to steal two
fur coats and a color TV set from a department
store by hiding them between her legs. Yikes, Lace dubbed
(44:18):
the shoplifter the bow legged gang. Both they a color
TV set.
Speaker 7 (44:30):
What year was it, nineteen eighty one?
Speaker 8 (44:33):
Oh so that's not like a flat screen TV.
Speaker 7 (44:35):
This is like one of those tube sets that was
probably pretty still isode not that big.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Maybe they were thinking.
Speaker 5 (44:42):
About course, who knows six the ends between them and
thats what what? What disturbs me?
Speaker 12 (44:48):
As the two fur coats you could stuff.
Speaker 8 (44:52):
Those quite a surprise for the cops.
Speaker 7 (44:56):
Who most large underwears.
Speaker 10 (45:00):
I mean, I have utility underwear I could probably stuff
a small jacket in there.
Speaker 7 (45:06):
Let's see what things can Marcy get.
Speaker 13 (45:09):
But you.
Speaker 5 (45:13):
So, I just wanted to say to point out, see
she probably did have blowlegs and they didn't mend themselves
as she got older.
Speaker 7 (45:21):
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Speaker 3 (00:06):
Ut Mama, All I wanted to do was have a
let us sandwich on gluten bread, a tall glass of buttermilk,
and crawl under a bearskin rug. Why do I have
to listen to that John Boy person and Billy whoever
on that noisy big shoe.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Button, Mama Gaga doodle doo up and out on them.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
It is Wednesday, February and twelfth. You got the big
show on.
Speaker 6 (01:07):
Radio, everybody.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
I don't even think we talked on the air about
the halftime show the Super Bowl.
Speaker 7 (01:17):
Well, I didn't, y'all watch it.
Speaker 8 (01:18):
It wasn't much to talk about though, you know it?
Speaker 5 (01:21):
What was it?
Speaker 9 (01:22):
No?
Speaker 8 (01:22):
And now you know I rated all the commercials and
they were all just kind of like yawnsie. You know
it's I think the majority of my ratings were like
three out of five. That was kind of right down there.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
A lot of them I couldn't follow along. Yeah, yeah,
they're trying to cramp so much. And I guess yeah,
with all the stars and all that, what was a Duncan?
Speaker 7 (01:44):
The Duncan commercial? How long did that go off.
Speaker 8 (01:46):
It seemed like a really long time commercial.
Speaker 10 (01:50):
Honestly, it's like a little saga.
Speaker 8 (01:52):
Who was the some head popped out of a barrel
of beans?
Speaker 5 (01:55):
I don't know who that was.
Speaker 10 (01:57):
I don't know, but I did. I did recognize Belichick
and his.
Speaker 7 (02:00):
Girlfriend Jack and his young girls.
Speaker 10 (02:04):
I guess you got to kind of be following social
media to also kind we do. But I mean to really,
you know, figure out a lot of the commercials nowadays.
Speaker 8 (02:15):
Well, we got Jesus back in there, so I was
happy to see that.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Eli Manning kicked the winning field goal against his brother Peyton.
Speaker 7 (02:22):
That was a funny little of destiny.
Speaker 10 (02:24):
That was a funny promo there, and the pulling his
brother down the parade.
Speaker 7 (02:32):
Mostly three is on our official judge.
Speaker 8 (02:37):
The one that I remember giving a five too, and
that was the top rating on it was the Dorrido
spot with the alien abduction where the nerd was fighting
from getting sucked out the window.
Speaker 7 (02:49):
Yeah, yeah, I like that.
Speaker 8 (02:51):
It made me laugh.
Speaker 10 (02:53):
Well, Kendrick Lamar, I had read weeks ago that it
was it was supposed to be like a video, so
you're supposed to kind of feel like you were in
the video and so I think it was kind of
laid out that it looked like a street, you know,
with all the street lights and everything, and then it
broke up to where whenever you got the camera shots,
So I guess I think that was Compton because you
(03:15):
had to kind of follow his lyrics a little bit,
which I people had a hard time.
Speaker 8 (03:19):
I'll tell you that makes sense because the whole thing
was funded by Apple Music, and right after the performance
they ran a spot that said you could download the
video from Apple Music.
Speaker 11 (03:31):
So okay, hey, I tell you guys something about that
about him performing one of the songs. I'm not sure
which one it was. I don't know his music. He's
a cute little boy. Please say something I can understand.
But anyway, that one of the songs he sang, he's
in a riff with Drake. Marcy knows who Drake is.
He's a big Toronto fan. Johnny, so I know you've
(03:53):
seen him at the games. Well, Drake was supposedly suing
him about a song that this guy wrote that makes
fun of Drake, and yes, and he sang the song
during the Super Bowl and and it's supposed to be
Everybody online was like, oh, Drake is somewhere pissed Jake
and Somemmer crying, and I was like, okay, I get
(04:15):
that part now. If I could just understand the words
he sang, he did great. I like the people in
the red, white and blue. I thought that was really cool.
Serena Williams.
Speaker 8 (04:24):
I'm a fan.
Speaker 11 (04:25):
Still don't know why she was dancing, but I'm an
old woman, So y'all do you think.
Speaker 8 (04:30):
I thought the ill for Rocket Mortgage where they were
singing almost Heaven West Virginia, the John Denver song, and
then came back to the actual crowd of the Super
Bowl and they were singing that song.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
And one of the things did you hear about one
of the like four hundred people that was out there
unfurled like some kind of flag of Palestinia.
Speaker 7 (04:53):
I don't know. It was something like that.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
They snuck a flag in and they brought it out
during the half time show. I don't remember seeing it,
but and He's like, band whoever did it was banned
from all leagues or games or stadiums from now on
or something.
Speaker 7 (05:10):
That's something I want to look into.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
And you a deep just get Jaggie some if I
would let her understand the lyrics. If she got tell
you that's what made and my old white friends.
Speaker 10 (05:24):
Well, I'm away.
Speaker 11 (05:26):
I usually called Johnny and say do you understand what
they said?
Speaker 7 (05:30):
I'm old, I get it, I'm okay with it.
Speaker 8 (05:33):
Sure, that's I speak giant.
Speaker 7 (05:37):
We're gonna deal.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
Well, that's uh okay. We talked about the halftime show
and want to took us a few days.
Speaker 12 (05:45):
We're gonnas coming up in about an hour.
Speaker 7 (05:50):
Oh, you'll have fresh material. I'm sure.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
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February twelfth, eighteen seventy two. Silas Noble and James P. Cooley,
both of Granville, Massachusetts, pattern and a toothpick making machine.
It converted a block of wood into toothpicks.
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How were they made before roll?
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Your knife, honest.
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best time you have a big shut up.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
Say hey from Jackson tell us say.
Speaker 7 (09:15):
Good morning, Anthony.
Speaker 13 (09:18):
Good morning, good morning.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Has everybody this morning?
Speaker 5 (09:20):
We're all good here Anthony, glad you made it in
here amongst us. What are you ready to cop your
prize pack?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Well, I hope so.
Speaker 13 (09:30):
I'm still trying to recover over last Sunday night, my
pen getting beating the cup.
Speaker 15 (09:35):
Oh but I can.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Do so use a pun of Kansas City. Huh oh
my lie, I'm sorry about that whooping. I just had
a feeling, man, I had a feeling God talking to
swords and yeah, I took the Eagles and the over they.
Speaker 7 (09:52):
Look box out rub. Then, well here you go, Anthony.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
Let's see if we can get you through these three
categories and get you a prize one oh right, in
five seconds? Three uses for a toothpick.
Speaker 7 (10:07):
Ready go uh pick your.
Speaker 13 (10:10):
Teeth, check your cake, dumbness, and hold a sandwich.
Speaker 7 (10:15):
Right working there and thunn in.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
Now Three things three things that are heavy to lift.
Speaker 7 (10:23):
Ready, go.
Speaker 13 (10:26):
Uh sliper sofa, keg of beer, and some dumb baill.
Speaker 7 (10:32):
Usually get those dumbbells. Lift the kicks it were for
the wind. Three animals that live underground. Ready, go.
Speaker 6 (10:47):
A groundhoul, a mole and goats there more than out
of Jackson, Tennessee winning.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
James Gregory Prize packing Anthony, Jackie will hook you up
with it, Bardy gratulations.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
All right. I appreciate my mother.
Speaker 13 (11:04):
My late mother would kill me if I missed that
ground hog I was. I was born on her birthday
and her first grandson was born on groundholl today three generations.
Speaker 7 (11:15):
Well that is awesome, man, Anthony. Will you hang right there.
Speaker 13 (11:21):
Just love y'all, keeping good work y'all do all.
Speaker 7 (11:24):
Right, We appreciate you.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Anthony, Hang on, buddy, all right, We're gonna jump up,
catch you up on your news.
Speaker 7 (11:39):
Looking mister Roubard.
Speaker 16 (11:42):
Right on the other side. Good Winesday morning. This makes
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all the radio for you. If you where are your twelve.
Speaker 7 (12:28):
That is bringing in and now.
Speaker 6 (12:30):
Misterbard, thank you, Jimmy. That'll be hello, Boys and girls.
This is your well meaning, but vaguely unsettling old pal,
mister Rubarb. Welcome to Carpeled University. Remember, don't be a
few stay in school. We have everything you need to
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know about an important subject in less time than it
takes your mom or dad to drop you off in
the carpoo lane at school. This today's special edition Carpool
University Mailbag. This message comes from Rodney Turner in Dothan, Alabama.
Dear mister Rubarb, my name is Rodney. I like sports.
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One day I want to grow up to be an
NFL football player. My mom says that's a bad idea.
She says, pro football players get in trouble a lot.
They do stuff like take drugs and beat up their
wives and girlfriends. Then I asked my dad. He said, son,
this is the United States of America. You can grow
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up to be anything you set your mind to. But
before you pick a career, you might want to think
about the kind of people you'll be hanging around with.
Speaker 7 (13:48):
Let's look at some numbers.
Speaker 6 (13:51):
Three current and former members of this group have served
active time in jail for assault. Seven of them have
been arrested for fraud, eight have been arrested for shoplifting,
nineteen have been accused of writing bad checks, one hundred
and seventeen have directly or indirectly bankrupted more than one business.
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Eighty four have been arrested for drunk driving, fourteen have
been arrested for drugs, and thirty six have been arrested
for beating up their wife or girlfriend. Now would you
want to be a part of a group like that?
I said, gee, I guess not. Is that how pro
football players act? Dad said, no, son, that's how United
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States congressman out. So whatever you do, stay out of politics.
Now get your butt back out in the backyard and
run some more windsprints so you can buy your daddy
a Corvette someday. Your pal Rodney, Thanks Rodney. If you
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have questions or comments about Carpool, you send them to
anybody but me at the Big Show dot Com. That's
really John Boy's email address. Just tell the girl to
send it to me. And that's a wrap for this
special edition of Carpool University until next time. This is
mister Rhubarb saying sit down, shut up, and act like
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you've got some smart.
Speaker 17 (15:23):
Have a blessed Day, booger biters.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
Good morning, and it's a big show on the radio
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What's up?
Speaker 18 (16:04):
Hold on, pack, don't leave the stack girl alone.
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I like some of those little cheetos. The fried one's
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Valentine's Day in the past, but I don't think you
addressed what not to do for your Valentine? Do you
have a list of no nos? Just curious bread from
Myrtle Beach. Dear Brett, thank you for the appreciation of
my solid goldosity and the advisory departed. Yeah, valentride is
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a tricky situation. You probably know all the dudes, but
there's a damn long listadun't.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Let me preach on it now.
Speaker 18 (17:05):
Bros tend to either overdudit or underdoud it. Kindly it
dependifize on how long you've been together. Now, if the
romanticals is new, take her to dinner. You know they'll
have something she likes at the Silver Corral. That's like
the Golden Corral, but they never say quite where the
meat come from. Have you've been dating a few months
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and she giving you that good loving sealed the deal?
By taking her someplace nice? Applebee's makes them weak in
the knees. I guarantee emphasis.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
On teas ha ha.
Speaker 18 (17:40):
If you don't want to tie on the feedbag, try
some sort of gift now. But whatever you do, don't
give her makeup.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Never.
Speaker 18 (17:48):
She'll think you think she ugly, and that's all you
ever gonna hear about until you finally lose it and say, yes,
damn it, you ugly. There's the inside of a button,
and then that's wasting money. Never give jewelry, no matter
what it is. You could give that skeezer the Bob
Hope diamond and she'll be all, is this the biggest
thing they had?
Speaker 5 (18:07):
Man?
Speaker 1 (18:08):
What what's up with dad?
Speaker 10 (18:09):
Man?
Speaker 18 (18:11):
In the end, give us something that you like so
when she throws it back at you, you can use it. Oh,
you throw these high end pork rimes back in my face.
Speaker 7 (18:20):
Thank you.
Speaker 15 (18:23):
The quick and.
Speaker 18 (18:23):
Easily gift is lingery. But this can also be what
you call problematical. Now, if she'd a big girl, you
gots to tread lightly, my brother, First, don't give her
g string? Why well to put it delicacy.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
This is also a gift for you.
Speaker 18 (18:43):
And if you can't see the gift, what good is
the gift? You getting ready for romance and you got
to spend fifteen twenty minutes lifting this and moving that
that's fleshing us around just to get a gang lad. No, no,
no, no no, I'm not talking about a large girl, large
girls on the high maintainance. I'm talking big girl, big girls.
(19:04):
I got bad girl in the news that couldn't fit
the car. What's her name, Tata, Tank the Moss, Take
the moss? Should change your name to Tank the Moose.
So now she's sueing the car company. Seemed to me
it's a setup. Roe didn't know he was gonna have
to show up with a dump trunk. If that's your girlfriend,
would you buy her launingerade dayggy to day? And you
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sure wouldn't buy her them eatable undergarmatizers. I mean drawers
that size, that's a damn meal and it's mostly sugar.
You're gonna finish that, you'll wind up in one of
them what you call diametric commas. So the choice is yours.
My main man, Brett, You're gonna do fine. No need
to sweat, Just use your head and get the right
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gift to have a great Valentines without getting stiffed.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
But if your heifer is.
Speaker 18 (19:55):
Picky, ungrateful and crash, make sure her gift is.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
A boot and a cracker ass. This is I peace out.
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One nine one one, Charlotte NC two eight two one,
Tank the Moose.
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You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Good more than everybody if my Big Show family yours.
Thank you for listening. Listen news, what sport's coming up?
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noted John Boyd Philly on The Big Show. You know,
I just a guest star on the Playhouse and the
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tip of the iceberg. But this note from John Boy
keep it short, set.
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We'll kick on the final hour on a Friday, Big Show.
Taylor Taman News. Next on the dogget hey with this
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Tayman News and here's our Giryl Marcai Tator.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
More like a right smamers.
Speaker 10 (22:43):
So we're still talking about football stuff. And I don't
know if you saw it, but Taylor Swift apparently was
booed at the Super Bowl.
Speaker 7 (22:50):
Oh, I only saw her like one time old camera.
Speaker 10 (22:53):
I think the booing happened for just those folks who
were in the stadium. I don't think it was broadcast.
I think that we.
Speaker 8 (22:58):
All saw her.
Speaker 10 (22:59):
You heard it, I did, like while it was while
the football game was happening, or did you go back
and watch.
Speaker 8 (23:04):
And I think it was mentioned in the course of
the covering of the.
Speaker 10 (23:07):
Okay, because I think, I mean, I've seen it, but
it was from you know, people who had their phones
and cameras and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
But I don't know. You could be right.
Speaker 10 (23:15):
But anyway, Taylor, there must have been a lot of
Eagles fans at the game because when they showed Taylor
up on the jumbo tron and they were shown there
were a lot of celebrities there, but they showed her
and when she did, all the booze just came flowing
in and it kind of shocked her. She you kind
of kind of see her. She just does a little
side eye like, oh, they're showing me and no, those
are all booze. She was sitting next to wrapper Ice
(23:37):
Spice uh, and then she just kind of cracked a smile,
you know, just kind of was like so she she
she rolled with it, rolled with it well, and Serena
Williams went on X and wrote, I love you Taylor
Swift thirteen. Don't listen to those booze So Taylor, So
Serena stuck up for her, and then Serena was also
in the halftime show. Jackie mentioned that according to Sporting News,
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why was Serena there? That's the question kind of like
what did that mean? Well, she and Kendrick Lamar are
both from Compton, their icons from the town, and she
had dated Drake between twenty eleven twenty fifteen, supposedly still friends,
but could that be so interesting? She did the crip walk,
which was that little dance that she was doing during
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the Not Like Us track, which just happens to be
the one that the two rappers are beefing about where
he mentions Drake. So I don't know that we're supposed
to get it, but I guess who was supposed to
get it got it. I don't, so I'm answering that
for Jackie. Why was Sarena Annett? Yeah, you're welcome. A
y'all heard about the Fired the Fire aid benefit concert
(24:45):
that happened to raise money for the folks out in California. Well,
the concert is available to stream on demand. Netflix, Apple
TV YouTube, and Amazon Prime Video will all offer the
six hour concert for the remainder of this year, so
you can take that. In the city of Miami Beach
has issued a PSA to college students. What's the psa?
Don't come here to party over spring Bright. It's a
(25:10):
ninety second video which warrens spring breakers of an increased
police presence enforcing curfews, DUI checkpoints, and bands on drinking
in public, including the beach blumber dude. So the crackdowns
start this month and continue through March. They needed to
get that in there. Tom Brady, Tom, he was sufferable.
(25:31):
I don't know. I guess the fans who love Brady
love Brady. But I was like, shut up Tom during
the oh My, during the broadcast, I was like, talk
about what just happened on the field. I was tired
of him reminiscing about his day.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
That's what a lot of people have said. You know,
he needs to be quiet a little bit.
Speaker 10 (25:48):
I don't know if the producers is in his ear
going tell us more about you.
Speaker 19 (25:51):
I think everyone loves it.
Speaker 10 (25:53):
Maybe they were. You've won so many Super Bowls. Tell
us how that was. But his old wife, I mean
his ex wife old and like past wife, she gave birth. Yeah,
she just had her first child with her boyfriend, Joaquim Valente.
According to TMZ, she's forty four years old and the
baby is healthy and great. But yeah, shees Elle's moved on.
Speaker 7 (26:17):
How many and her have couple?
Speaker 10 (26:20):
I think they have one, and he had one from before. Yeah,
with a girlfriend. Ozzy Osbourne will join the original members
of the heavy metal band of Black Sabbath for one
final concert.
Speaker 7 (26:31):
What if him.
Speaker 10 (26:33):
He's seventy six years old, not in the best of health.
He recently needed spinal surgery, which was complicated by his
Parkinson's disease. But the concert is schedule for July.
Speaker 7 (26:44):
Uh and uh.
Speaker 10 (26:46):
You can get your tickets online for the Black Sabbath
final concert. All right, all right, if you have time,
I have won more.
Speaker 7 (26:54):
Oh hey, yeah, Jessica Alba.
Speaker 10 (26:55):
You remember her, actress she was the invisible woman, beautiful girl,
but you alway saw a part of the time. She
filed for divorce on Friday from her husband, Cash Warren.
Why is this big news? Well, the split is said
to be extremely amicable, with TMZ reports that when they
wed in two thousand and eight. Yeah, Jessica didn't demand
us to sign a premum. He didn't ask her to
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sign one, and she didn't ask him. Her Honest company,
which all the folks out there who have babies are
familiar with. Honest makes a lot of baby things and
is natural. That is the value of six hundred and
twenty three million dollars. But Cash Warren, he co founded
an underwear and sock company and that's worth one hundred
million dollars. So everybody's gonna get hack. I guess I
(27:41):
guess it's gonna be okay, all right.
Speaker 7 (27:43):
All right, we'll keep you out job.
Speaker 5 (27:46):
All right, Well, let's get us a winner. Let's play
John boyd Yepparday review yesterday's question. We found out Kupa,
the chubby wing toddler we associate with Valentine's Day. Actually
it comes from Roman mythology. And then this say is
who his.
Speaker 10 (28:01):
Mother was Venus.
Speaker 5 (28:02):
Yeah, no, she was the bigger love God right love.
So of course you have a little winged baby. Yeah
loves that's okay. So like I'm uptainment news.
Speaker 10 (28:15):
Hey, she's right there. Man, dude, leave the room first.
Speaker 5 (28:22):
There we go to that John boyd Jeopardy. Just I mean,
not a good way here I go.
Speaker 10 (28:31):
Let me take the shovel from you.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
On Valentine's Day, about fifteen percent of the flowers delivered
the women at work are sent by this surprising person.
Speaker 10 (28:44):
Nah, who's Joe Biden?
Speaker 7 (28:46):
Thanks? No, what y'all? God? What ain't hundred? Big show
you told? Free line?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Come on?
Speaker 7 (28:53):
We played John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 12 (28:55):
Next Good Wednesday Morning Home Day, February twelve, twenty and
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twenty five.
Speaker 5 (29:29):
Feature track from The Big Show, Big Box Oliver Valentine's
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Right now, that's play Yells live across America.
Speaker 8 (29:45):
It's John Boy Jeopardy and now a man who's noticed
roses aren't the only thing to triple in price this
Valentine's That's why this year he's giving his wife a
dozen eggs.
Speaker 5 (30:00):
John Barny and new them chickens and coming here as
the head of Kevin out of Belton, South Carolina. Good morning, Kevin.
Morning Toohn boy. How are you doing today? And we're
all awesome welcome in here amongst us. Have you got
the first shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning? Well,
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the this Friday Valentine's Day, about fifteen percent of the
flowers delivered to women at work are sent by this
surprising person.
Speaker 20 (30:32):
What do you think, mama, guess a secret admirer.
Speaker 7 (30:35):
Secret admirer? Be you surprise?
Speaker 5 (30:38):
Let's see, say, oh about fifteen a year. I guess
that'd be the time to go ahead and and you know,
expose yourself.
Speaker 7 (30:50):
I mean, I mean, well, no.
Speaker 8 (30:51):
I don't think that's every identify, especially.
Speaker 7 (30:56):
A secret.
Speaker 5 (30:58):
Never mind, I can't help everybody. We appreciate you playing
with us, buddy. Hope you have a great day and
happy Valentine's Day.
Speaker 21 (31:11):
All right, thank you, Thank you all y'all have a
good day.
Speaker 5 (31:13):
All right, my boy, let's go to Stephen is down
in Tacoa, Georgia.
Speaker 7 (31:19):
Good morning, Stephen, Good.
Speaker 10 (31:21):
Morning, John Boy.
Speaker 13 (31:22):
What's happening.
Speaker 5 (31:24):
Well, we're just looking for the right answer, John Boy, jepardy.
Now we're up to you. So we know it's not eggs. No,
that was a different one, right, we know it's not
secret admirer. So what about fifteen percent of the flowers
delivered to women at work on Valentine's Day are sent
(31:44):
by this surprising person.
Speaker 20 (31:47):
I'm gonna say happens in an office. They want the
other girls jealous, they send it to themselves.
Speaker 7 (31:54):
Ooh, you think you got it? Figure it out?
Speaker 5 (31:57):
They send it to themselves. Then, yes, now we don't
know this is can.
Speaker 20 (32:06):
Make it up.
Speaker 7 (32:07):
You're as jealous. It would be a good chance. I'll
tell you know.
Speaker 20 (32:12):
I'm just taken a while. Guess them eggs are gonna
be as much as the.
Speaker 18 (32:16):
Filers this year.
Speaker 5 (32:18):
There's daved good work, buddy, and you have just won
one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bull snot cleaning products.
Speaker 7 (32:26):
So how about that. That's a perfect.
Speaker 5 (32:28):
Way to say I love Yes, I love you here,
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Speaker 7 (32:34):
How about that?
Speaker 5 (32:36):
Uh, Steven, you hang on, Jackie's gonna hook you up,
my boy.
Speaker 20 (32:41):
Let me give a shout out John boy, you go ahead.
I want to give a shout out to Scott Hunter
and Macy's in Georgia, whom I've been employed with for
going on twenty years.
Speaker 5 (32:54):
Now, what about that stuff us, David? And maybe they'll
let you keep your job through Valentine's.
Speaker 20 (33:00):
Now, well, you know, we do have a few closing,
but I don't think the one in Mala, Georgia is
gonna close anytime soon.
Speaker 7 (33:09):
All right, well we hope not, buddy. You hang on
and Jackie's gonna help.
Speaker 8 (33:13):
You, alright.
Speaker 20 (33:15):
I appreciate it, John Boy, and I talk with.
Speaker 7 (33:17):
You, all right, my boy.
Speaker 5 (33:24):
All right, we're jumping out, catching you up on your news.
Right on the other side is our time capsule over
this February twelfth. J d's got the Valentine sale going on.
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This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 14 (34:19):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse Today's episode The
Parrot Problem. As our story opens, an unhappy customer is
entering the pet depot at Brushywood.
Speaker 19 (34:32):
Mall.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Alright, Merry Christmas. How you doing?
Speaker 21 (34:36):
I ain't doing worth a fart? S Well, I come,
I'm here to return this parrot you sold me.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
WHOA got a problem with the bard?
Speaker 5 (34:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 21 (34:45):
You said, he can tell.
Speaker 9 (34:47):
Yeah, well, of course he could talk. He's a parrot.
Ain't you ever seen a pirate movie?
Speaker 21 (34:51):
Don't get an Oh?
Speaker 19 (34:52):
Sorry, Well, Listen has.
Speaker 21 (34:54):
Been in home with me for alo was twenty four
streight hours and he ain't said the first word yet.
Speaker 19 (35:00):
Yeah, yeah, except.
Speaker 21 (35:04):
For that word. Every once in a while he'll say,
by you.
Speaker 8 (35:07):
There you go, Billy. That's how he's gonna milk it out.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
I think that's something wrong with his timing chain, Lenny.
Speaker 9 (35:16):
He may not look like it, but this is a sensitive,
intelligent animal, just not the guy playing him. A couple
of weeks ago, he's flying around the rainforest. Then a
guy dropped a sack on his head, stuffed them in
a box. Next thing, you know, some Mexican kids smuggling
across the border in his underwear.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Yeah, it's been traumatic, ain't that right? Polly? There you go.
You gotta let him get used to his new environment.
Tell you what you need? A mirror?
Speaker 21 (35:43):
A mirror?
Speaker 9 (35:44):
Yeah, you hang it by the bar on the inside
of his cage. He looks in there, thinks he sees
another bird.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Hey, another bird.
Speaker 9 (35:51):
Pretty soon he's all loosened up, ready to carry on
a conversation. This little beauty here is our bestseller hearts
Mountain number ten fifteen.
Speaker 21 (36:00):
How much do you won't for it?
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Normally fourteen ninety five for you twelve bucks.
Speaker 21 (36:04):
Twelve dollars for the low beauty mirror? How did you
want it? To see me your store for seventy nine cent?
Speaker 9 (36:14):
Hey, crackers, don't help, Look lady, the ten p fifteen
here is the Cadillac of bird mirrors, plastic security clips,
santi glare coating, and look at a genuine simulated wood frame.
Lordy due, this thing ought to be hanging in the
museum someplace.
Speaker 21 (36:34):
If you say it's a good one.
Speaker 9 (36:36):
Trust me, it's the best your bird love it? Here
you go, sweetheart, have a merry Christmas.
Speaker 14 (36:42):
The next day, our unhappy customer is back.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Merry Christmas. Welcome to the Hey it's the bird girl.
Speaker 21 (36:50):
Yeah, you're right, and I'm here to get my money
back for this stupid bird.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Now, what's the problem.
Speaker 21 (36:57):
Same problem is used to be my talking, Terry, ain't talking?
That mirror you show me made a looking difference. Now
are you gonna give me hurry fun.
Speaker 10 (37:07):
Or do I have to call them all manager?
Speaker 19 (37:09):
Ain't funny?
Speaker 9 (37:15):
It sounds like crackers his teet off. Easy, lady, easy, easy, listen.
This bird's been through a lot of changes. Two weeks
ago he's flying around sun up, the sun down. Now
he's cooped up in a little bitty cage all day.
He needs exercise, and I got just the thing for him.
The bird ladder. The bird ladder, the bird ladder. Shall
(37:38):
you put this baby in a cage? Hops up and
down it all day long. Pretty soon he's got his
old strength back again. Next thing you know, he's talking.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Your ear off. How much nineteen ninety five?
Speaker 19 (37:47):
What what's more than a little mirror rock?
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (37:52):
You hurt him, that's what he's talking about. This is
a beautiful piece of craftsmanship. You know, that's all carved
by hand. Trust me, lady, This exactly what you'll need.
Speaker 21 (38:01):
Oh okay, but this better.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
Work, trust me. There you go dolling Merry Christmas.
Speaker 14 (38:06):
The next day it's deja vu all over again.
Speaker 21 (38:12):
Chay, why she I've hit it?
Speaker 1 (38:15):
Hey, ain't calmed down, lady.
Speaker 21 (38:17):
Don't tell me to calm down. I want my money back,
and I want it right now.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
I'm still having problems with your bird.
Speaker 21 (38:24):
Not anymore.
Speaker 19 (38:25):
He's dead dead, Yeah, she for yourself.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Wow, you're right stiff as a board. When did this happen?
Speaker 21 (38:33):
First thing this morning, I got up to check on them,
and he was sitting there on that ladder kind of
weaving back and forth. Next thing you know, it killed over.
Speaker 10 (38:41):
Right in front of me.
Speaker 7 (38:42):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
And he never talked to you the whole time you
had him.
Speaker 21 (38:48):
Actually he didn't manage to get out a few words
right before he died.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Oh yeah, what do he say?
Speaker 21 (38:53):
He said, work lady? Don't they shell no food at
that picture?
Speaker 1 (39:05):
We hope you've enjoyed.
Speaker 14 (39:06):
John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Come to the right place. How about a nice parent
coffee a seven cune?
Speaker 14 (39:14):
And again next time when we hear the crusty old
Mexican parent smugglers.
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Say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 2 (39:24):
Say, I knew who's gonna die. So I was sounding
weaker and weaker as my role went owns.
Speaker 15 (39:33):
John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 18 (39:35):
To say that you behave childishly is an insult to
children everywhere.
Speaker 7 (39:40):
Good morning, we're.
Speaker 15 (39:41):
Yelled, dumb right, Good morning. It's a big show.
Speaker 5 (40:09):
The radio heading toward Valentine's Day This Friday, Sunday, A
day tonya five hundred first Things fir.
Speaker 7 (40:19):
Gt you cover the JD's.
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Well, Howdy friends. Valentine's Day's always our biggest holiday, and
this year we're sparing no expense to make this year
the best than ever. It's the JDS twenty four aired
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Speaker 15 (40:33):
Will we hope you.
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The back end of a monster truck.
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We got blind folds, hard liquor.
Speaker 22 (41:38):
Menthol shot glasses, bad sheets, vacuum cleaners, cable boxes, rat shot,
fan belts, rash cream and smoking hot lingerie so skippy.
We don't even make a charge for it.
Speaker 5 (41:45):
Yeah, water and IROs Fred we don't make no charge.
Part Now you play gays and all that is a
different proposition in tar so before.
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When I took my butler and can't burry into the
Daytona five hundred.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
I don't want it go wrong.
Speaker 5 (43:32):
Yeah, right now, looking to this February twelfth dating history,
we got beating the Blonde coming up as well in
a couple of minutes, and we found out about bow legs. Like,
if you have a kid with bow legs, you know,
should you do anything? Said no, because they were supposed
to correct themselves. Same thing with that knock kneed girl.
Speaker 7 (43:51):
You were talking about datas itself.
Speaker 5 (43:53):
Huh, but it was on this date nineteen eighty one,
a Houston, Texas woman describe is rather large, was sentenced
to ten years in prison for trying to steal two
fur coats and a color TV set from a department
store by hiding them between her legs. Yikes, Lace dubbed
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the shoplifter the bow legged gang. Both they a color
TV set.
Speaker 7 (44:30):
What year was it, nineteen eighty one?
Speaker 8 (44:33):
Oh so that's not like a flat screen TV.
Speaker 7 (44:35):
This is like one of those tube sets that was
probably pretty still isode not that big.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Maybe they were thinking.
Speaker 5 (44:42):
About course, who knows six the ends between them and
thats what what? What disturbs me?
Speaker 12 (44:48):
As the two fur coats you could stuff.
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Those quite a surprise for the cops.
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Who most large underwears.
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I mean, I have utility underwear I could probably stuff
a small jacket in there.
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Let's see what things can Marcy get.
Speaker 13 (45:09):
But you.
Speaker 5 (45:13):
So, I just wanted to say to point out, see
she probably did have blowlegs and they didn't mend themselves
as she got older.
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